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Cover-art kindly provided by our noble artiste, Draw-anon, who kindly took time off repainting the Sistine Chapel for us. Look upon our prettyboy protagonist. Look upon his devilish smile and despair.

In last thread’s episode of HOLD THE FUCK UP

IT’S NON-CANON TIME
>>
Your name is
>Silvers Harry, proudly named after your father Silvers Rayleigh, the wanted criminal (and alcoholic, which is way more of a pain).
>Flashman Harry, the name you’ve taken to keep your heritage secret.
>Other?

Being the son of the Pirate King’s right hand affords you a great many advantages that regular people couldn’t dream of. Lessons in swordsmanship that dojos could only drool over. A grasp of Haki that would make a Rear Admiral proud. An alcohol tolerance that only Red-Haired Shanks could hope to match.

But alas, it comes with a downside more than dark and terrible enough to offset these gains.

Surely Silvers Rayleigh would have the highest bounty in the world if the Government only knew how mind-shatteringly terrible his dad jokes were.

Still, the day has come that you can break free of this terrible torture. The day that your father had finally agreed you’re old enough to brave this world by yourself (or at least without your dad coming in to save your ass from whatever trouble you’ve somehow got into. Again.).

You’ve finally turned
>17 (two years pre-canon)
>19 (canon-ish time)
>15. ... Okay, you’re too young, but you can’t take the dad jokes any more! And if running away from home won’t stop them, what will?!

(THE BEGINNING OF AN ADVENTURE INTO... THE MARINES? PIRACY? A GIANT TIMESKIP? We shall see, probably. Maybe.)
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>>3426869
>19 (canon-ish time)
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>>3426866
>19
I want to join the Strawhats ideally.
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>>3426869
>>Silvers Harry, proudly named after your father Silvers Rayleigh, the wanted criminal (and alcoholic, which is way more of a pain).
>>19 (canon-ish time)
>>
>>3426869
>>3426880
Oops
Forgot
>Silvers Harry, proudly named after your father Silvers Rayleigh, the wanted criminal (and alcoholic, which is way more of a pain).
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>>3426869
>Silvers Harry, proudly named after your father Silvers Rayleigh, the wanted criminal (and alcoholic, which is way more of a pain)
>But we actually don't know who our dad is since we got left on a boat because he forgot he was carrying us
>>
>>3426869
>>3426887
Also voting for
>17 (two years pre-canon)
Because I wanna vigorously fist the Ace Abs and he's still weak here
>>
>>3426887
>be Silvers Rayleigh
>master of Observation Haki
>accidentally abandon your child one day
>hmm feels like i’ve forgotten something
>eh, probably nothing
>go to see shakky one day
>she asks why you never bring your kid around any more
>suddenly remember you have a child
>last saw him years ago, can’t recall where
>fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck DENY EVERYTHING
So THAT’S where Flashy gets it from!

>>3426892
I first read that as wanting to ‘fist Firefist Ace’, and got a little confused and disturbed.
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>>3426869
>Silvers Harry, proudly named after your father Silvers Rayleigh, the wanted criminal (and alcoholic, which is way more of a pain).
>>15. ... Okay, you’re too young, but you can’t take the dad jokes any more! And if running away from home won’t stop them, what will?!
>>
>>3426869
>Flashman Harry
>19 (canon-ish time)
Because it would be a REAL big bother getting lectured by dad about discretion, or whatever, again.
>>
>>3426893
It was all the Garp shots to the head yessiree
>>
So I read the lastest chapter and metal-cutting/sword-slashes are apparently Armament.

So, uh, Klaus DOES know some Armament, I guess. Oops. Well, not like it affects this thread, anyway!

CALLING FOR
>Silvers Harry
>19 years old
>>
>Silvers Harry
>19 years old

Yeah, that’s right... nineteen years old. You TRIED to leave at seventeen, but apparently ‘something something you’ll be hunted down by Admirals’ and ‘blah blah do you really have to keep announcing your name’, or whatever.

Anyway, the point is that even your dad’s agreed you can sort of handle yourself (by which he means you could beat the ever-loving shit out of a Commodore without much trouble), and now you need real combat experience.

“Try to get a good first bounty,” he says, hugging you tight as you try to squirm out of his grip. “If it isn’t at least a hundred million, I’m disowning you.”

You roll your eyes and try not to be embarrassed by the very public goodbye at the docks. “Ugh, seriously, stop worrying. I’m gonna be fine.”

“... Hi Gonnabefine, I’m-“

NOOOOOOOOOO

You finally manage to shove free (you won’t admit he let you), grabbing your bag and hurtling towards your transport. “I’M GOING NOW, DON’T GET ARRESTED, BYEEEEEEEE~”

You ignore his laughter as you leave, face burning. Silvers Rayleigh is the Absolute Worst!

... But you bet he’d be worse still if he knew you were planning on

>joining the Marines.
>joining the Whitebeard pirates.
>heading to East Blue and starting from the bottom.
>Other?
>>
>>3426933
>>heading to East Blue and starting from the bottom.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>3426933
>joining the Whitebeard pirates. (1)
>heading to East Blue and starting from the bottom. (2)

Let's roll to see what's what.
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>>3426933
>heading to East Blue and starting from the bottom.
Become Strawhat.
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>>3426933
>heading to East Blue and starting from the bottom.
>>
>>3426933
>heading to East Blue and starting from the bottom.
>But we run into Garp and
>joining the Marines.
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>>3426933
>heading to East Blue and starting from the bottom.
Sure, why not. Since we decided to go with "proudly" revealing our name I don't quite want to choose WB or Marines.
>>
>>3426933
>>heading to East Blue and starting from the bottom.
I'm trying to think of ways to get a hundred million right out the gate and the only one I can think of is attacking a fuckton of high-ranked ships (which I doubt even we could handle) or attacking Mariejois like Fisher Tiger and getting outta there real quick.

Or I guess if they see "Silvers" in our name and assume the worst...
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>>3426949
People are super dumb, they see Monkey D Luffy and think nothing of it.
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>>3426949
>We should steal Garp and/or Shank's ship
>>
>East is easy

East Blue! Weakest of the seas, sure, but actually entering the Grand one rather than starting at Sabondy sounds pretty cool, right? Plus, you’ve always thought going over Reverse Mountain would be fun...

Which first means getting to East Blue, which means going through the Calm Belt. From Sabondy to East Blue is a month long voyage, so you’ve bought passage on a cargo ship heading to

>the Goa kingdom.
>Loguetown.
>Other?

>>3426949
He’s kidding. You think.

>>3426953
To be fair, I’m pretty sure he’s known to most people as just Garp, or ‘Garp the Hero’. Hiding your surname to protect your family when you’re a big-shot Marine sounds like a pretty normal thing to do.
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>>3426949
Also why would we burn bridges with Shanks?
He'd probably like us by default, what with being Rayleigh's son and all.
Hell he's probably met us before.
Starting with a 100mil bounty will be hard anyway.
Maybe we should wear a mask...?
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>>3426933
>heading to East Blue and starting from the bottom.
>>
>>3426957
>Loguetown.
Time to punch Smoboss in the face

....Wait a sec
CAN WE FINALLY LEWD TASHIGI
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>3426957
>the Goa kingdom. (1)
>Loguetown. (2)

and again~
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>>3426957
>>Loguetown.
>>A pretty famous restaurant called the Baratie.
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>>3426957
>the Goa kingdom.
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>>3426957
>>Loguetown.
Gotta pay final respects to our old man's best bud and all that. I don't think we actually know where his grave is, right?

>>3426964
Excellent observation.
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>>3426957
>Conomi Islands
Because the Straw Hats would probably eventually come here and we can defeat Arlong along the way to them.
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>>3426961
>Move over Sogeking we are nao Bu(ki)King
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>>3426957
Cozia
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>>3426957
>Loguetown
Time to bully Smoboss.
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>>3426964
LEWDING TASHIGI IS STILL FORBIDDEN

If you try to lewd her, I won’t give you that special gift, dammit! Forbidden! Utterly forbidden!
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>>3426977
DEUS VULT
THE DICE WILLS TO LEWD THE TASHIGI
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>>3426964
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3426977
>>3426979
Well that was embarrassing
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

Can Silvers Harry lewd Tashigi, Dice?
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>>3426985
Naruhodo. So we can only lewd Tashigi after the timeskip
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3426989
Dice confirm?
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>>3426994
Dice confirmed! YUS
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>>3426957
>>3426969
This.

>>3426964
>>3426968
>>3426979
>>3426985
>>3426988
>>3426989
>>3426994
>>3426996
>thinking Tashigi would do lewd things with a filthy pirate
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>>3426979
F O R B I D D E N

>>3426994
S T I L L F O R B I D D E N

>i remember the days when we fought over whether it was spelled Loguetown or Roguetown... ah, my youth...

The city of the beginning and the end. It seems only right that you check out the place where your sort-of-honorary-uncle died, right? And sure, they’ve got some Captain who’s apparently doing a really good job of cleaning up the pirates, but you might even find a crew there!

Besides, you won’t have a bounty by the time you get there, so you can keep things on the down-low, all sneaky-like. No-one will recognize you or your
>cutlass.
>katana.
>giant fuck-off broadsword.
>collection of far too much weaponry which makes your father sigh and shake his head.
>Other?
AND
>Progress through the Calm Belt safely...
>OH SHIT IT’S WHITEBEARD PIRATES
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>>3426969
Switching from >>3426973
For this
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>3427003
>Halberd
AND
>Progress through the Calm Belt safely... (1)
>OH SHIT IT'S WHITEBEARD PIRATES (2)

spin the wheel~
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>>3427003
>cutlass.
>katana.

>OH SHIT IT’S WHITEBEARD PIRATES
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>>3427003
>>giant fuck-off broadsword.
>>3427003
>>Progress through the Calm Belt safely...
>>OH SHIT GARP
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>>3427003
>collection of far too much weaponry which makes your father sigh and shake his head.
>Progress through the Calm Belt safely...
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>>3427003
>giant fuck-off broadsword.
>OH SHIT IT’S WHITEBEARD PIRATES
Even in an alternate timeline, with an entirely different name, Flashman can't walk two steps without getting caught up in some good old bullshit.
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>>3427003
>LMAO Two Spears
Just to be different
So we can lewd the twin weapon daughterus

>OH SHIT IT’S WHITEBEARD PIRATES
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>>3427003
>>collection of far too much weaponry which makes your father sigh and shake his head.
>OH SHIT IT’S WHITEBEARD PIRATES
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>>3427003
>collection of far too much weaponry which makes your father sigh and shake his head.
>Progress through the Calm Belt safely...

-OH SHIT IT’S WHITEBEARD PIRATES
-_- bruh...
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>>3427003
>>3427014
Changing to
>OH SHIT IT'S DRAGON
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>>3427003
>>giant fuck-off broadsword.
>>Other?
SEASTONE BOOTS
>>Progress through the Calm Belt safely...
>>
Can we just have every weapon suggested if collection wins?
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>>3427003
>>3427017
Actually, I'll switch to
>collection of far too much weaponry which makes your father sigh and shake his head.
because Flashman being innately a weapons freak regardless of parentage is truly amazing.
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>>3427025
THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER!
IT'S BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU!
TAKE ALL MY LUCK, CANDY AND SHENANIGANS!
SEASTOOOOONNNNNNEEEEE FIIIIIINNNNNGGGGEEEEERRRRRRR
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>>3427058
>>It’s the second division, led by a set of abs with a man attached to them!
>>Rayleigh did a good job of keeping you secret, despite you throwing your name everywhere! Somehow.
>>
Calling for

>giant collection of weaponry including a giant fuck-off broadsword and pretty much anything else you decide you have. Plus seastone-capped boots.
>WHITEU BEARDU PIRATU

(Oh shit son, looks like the cargo ship is going to come under attack by CRIMINAL SCU- oh, wait, that includes you. Oh well. So, uh...)

>It’s the first division attacking, led by Commander Birdy!
>It’s the second division, led by a set of abs with a man attached to them!
>It’s the fourth division, led by a pompadour who’ll end up dead in a month or so!
>Other?

AND
>The Whitebeards know you exist.
>Rayleigh did a good job of keeping you secret, despite you throwing your name everywhere! Somehow.
>Other?
>>
>>3427058
>It's the fourth division, led by a pompadour who'll end up dead in a month or so!
Hey, don't be rude to Thatch, he's a good guy.

>The Whitebeards know you exist and...
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>>3426893
Oh, she's not the mother?
QM you do know Shakky is 62 right now to Rayleigh's 76 and is also his actual wife?
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>>3427058
>>It’s the fourth division, led by a pompadour who’ll end up dead in a month or so!
>>The Whitebeards know you exist and...
>>
>>3427064
>It’s the fourth division, led by a pompadour who’ll end up dead in a month or so!
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>3427064
>It’s the first division attacking, led by Commander Birdy!
Hm. Can't decide if they know about us or not, I'll leave it to the dice!
>The Whitebeards know you exist (1)
>Rayleigh did a good job of keeping you secret, despite you throwing your name everywhere! Somehow.(2)
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>>3427064
>It’s the second division, led by a set of abs with a man attached to them!
>Rayleigh did a good job of keeping you secret, despite you throwing your name everywhere! Somehow.
It's not just for Ace. I wanna kick Blackbeard in the nuts. Also, I love the idea of Rayleigh getting a newspaper and the first piece of news he gets of us is the front page:
>SON OF SILVERS RAYLEIGH STARTS WAR WITH WHITEBEARD PIRATES
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>>3427064
>It’s the second division, led by a set of abs with a man attached to them!
>Rayleigh did a good job of keeping you secret, despite you throwing your name everywhere! Somehow.
>>
>>3427077
I uh
Deleted the one responding to the deleted post.
>>
>>3427064
>It’s the fourth division, led by a pompadour who’ll end up dead in a month or so!
>Rayleigh did a good job of keeping you secret, despite you throwing your name everywhere! Somehow.

I kinda wanna replace Zoro as the Strawhat first mate. Just to be like dad
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>>3427078
It’s cool, I always count the ones before when I repost things.

>>3427067
This is a non-canon thread in which Harry’s mother is totally ignored, and we don’t know when Silvers and Shakky got together anyway. Maybe she raised him as well. Beats me.

Besides which, that particular comment was a joke. Don’t take it seriously. Don’t ever take anything I write seriously.

Ever. EVER.

>>3427074
Poor Ray-san wouldn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Calling for THATCH (who I love, my poor, murdered, ickle pirate) and SUPER-SECRET SON.
>>
>>3427064
>>It’s the fourth division, led by a pompadour who’ll end up dead in a month or so!
>Rayleigh did a good job of keeping you secret, despite you throwing your name everywhere! Somehow.
>>
>>3427089
>Besides which, that particular comment was a joke. Don’t take it seriously. Don’t ever take anything I write seriously.
>LEWDING TASHIGI IS STILL FORBIDDEN
>If you try to lewd her, I won’t give you that special gift, dammit! Forbidden! Utterly forbidden!

SO THAT NO MEANS YES
Tashigi's back on the menu bois!
>>
>>3427096
So I have to make her stab you and cut your dick off? Gotcha.
>>
>>3427096
>Besides which, that particular comment was a joke. Don’t take it seriously. Don’t ever take anything I write seriously

It's too late QM.

You have no more power here FUHAHAHA
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>>3427064
>It’s the fourth division, led by a pompadour who’ll end up dead in a month or so!
>Rayleigh did a good job of keeping you secret, despite you throwing your name everywhere! Somehow.

I kinda of want to finally feast our eyes on the a b s but beating up you're future captain's brother is not a good thing.
>>
>Thatchy-boy
>SUPA-SEKRIT

The Calm Belt is Calm only in regards to the weather. There’s Seakings aplenty, and as your cargo ship has apparently decided to go it alone rather than travelling as part of a convoy, that means no-one else to take care of the ravenous beasties.

Fortunately, you’re a certified badass.

Literally. After you got a handle on Armament, Shakky made you a certificate saying you’re a badass, and stuck it to your forehead during the night. It took you an entire day to get it off.

You’re just finishing lopping the head off some idiot over-grown squid-thing that’s trying to eat the ship, when another cry comes from the crow’s next. Not ‘seakings’, but ‘Pirates!’, and a moment later ‘They’re Whitebeards! Coming right at us!’.

... Aw, crap.

Wiping the seaking blood off your blade while the crew rush to haul sail and escape, you watch Sam the approaching ship gets closer and closer.

It’s not the Moby Dick, just a regular one, but you suspect a Whitebeard ship is still gonna be a looooot faster than a bunch of merchants hauling linens, china and spices.

This... could be a problem.

“Hey, mercenary!” The Captain’s call alerts you to his panicked face. Since displaying your seaking-stabbing abilities (but lack of bounty) the crew’s been assuming you’re a mercenary, and you naven’t seen reason to disabuse them. “You’ll help defend the ship if they catch up to us, right?”

>Haha, noooooo, just give them what they want.
>Sure... if you pay me.
>Sounds like a good way to test myself.
>... Sorry, I’m a defenceless passenger. Help. Help.
>Other?
>>
>>3427130
>Sure... if you pay me.
>Sounds like a good way to test myself.
Whitebeards have LOOT
>>
>>3427130
>Sure... if you pay me.
Are we challenging our inner Zoro or
>>
>>3427130
>>Sounds like a good way to test myself.
>>Do you even have anything super valuable on the ship?
>>
>>3427130
>Sure... if you pay me.
>Sounds like a good way to test myself.
Get paid AND get to see how good we actually are? Hell yeah.
>>
>>3427137
You’ve been raised by a man who obtains drinking money by selling himself into slavery. I’d say you’re doing pretty well!

Calling!
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>>3427130
>>Sure... if you pay me.
I accept payment in money or candy.
>>
>pay me you bitch

“Sure! .... If you pay me.” You smile brightly at him, giving your broadsword a happy spin. “Sounds like a good way to test myself, too!”

“R-right...” The Captain’s eyes flicker to the approaching ship, still closing in. You can see a ‘4’ beneath the Whitebeard Jolly Roger... 4th Division, then. If the Commander’s aboard, Well, you maaaay be screwed - you’re pretty sure they’re at all least Rear-Admiral level - but you never know. “How about... five million beli?”

>Deal!
>Fifty million, or I hide belowdecks and don’t raise a hand against them.
>Instead of money, how about... (what?)
>Other?
>>
>>3427159
>>Instead of money, how about...
>Whatever is important enough for the Whitebeards to attack this ship
or
>Twenty Million Beri
>>
>>3427159
>Instead of money how about all the candy on board
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>>3427166
Still going for that Charlottemomma, huh...
>>
>>3427159
>Deal!
Eh.
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>>3427173
Tbf Rayleigh is a sexy old man

also
>Instead of money, how about...
>Your Hat and everything below deck I can carry
>Flash has a ridiculous carrying capacity but he don't need to know that
>>
>>3427159
>Deal!
>>
>>3427159
>Deal!
Growing up with dear old dad, our financial skills are measured only in terms of how much booze we can buy. And 5 million sounds like a lotta booze.
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>>3427183
/Excuse you/ Mama Shakti taught Harry better than that!
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>>3427180
>sexy rayleigh
Accurate.

>we have an accord, yaaaaaar

“Deal!” Should you haggle? Eh, whatever. You’ve made your passage back and then some, so no biggee.

The Whitebeards aren’t too far now - you can even see their faces, lining the decks as they prepare to board. Most of them, you’re sure, will be ready and able to jump across rather than wait for the ships to meet, and cannons are already being fired.

>Use what weapon/s?
AND
>Wait aboard and fight!
>Jump across to the enemy ship and fight!

(Heading home, will still be around but no update until I get back.)
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>>3427197
>The giant fuck off sword
>Use the giant ass sword to pole vault to the other ship
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>>3427197
>Jump across to the enemy ship and fight!
ALL OF THE WEAPONS. We're not a scrub like OG Flashman, we were trained by Rayleigh, damnit! If we actually can't, then I'll go for
>giant fuck-off broad sword

>>3427186
Nah, it's actually because of her, too... we never realized whenever she was fucking around.
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>>3427197
>Jump across to the enemy ship and fight!
>Giant fuck off sword
>>
By the way, if you guys want GFO broadsword to have a name, feel free to decide on one.
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>>3427221
Guts

Because it takes guts to lift it!
>Also because we're gonna get off the fucking boat
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>>3427221
Griffith.
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>>3427223
>>3427232
... Wanna dual-wield two GFO broadswords called Guts and Griffith?
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>>3427221
Fuck, I'm bad with names.
uuuuh
>Broady the Broadsword
>>
>>3427236
That sounds rad. Let's do it.
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>>3427236
Only if they combine and we name the result Casca
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>>3427236
Absolutely
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>>3427236
Yes
>>3427249
Obviously their combined name should be Eclipse
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>>3427236
I feel that an in-character explanation for the name would be that Harry was trying to say Grit or Glory, bit his tongue, and that's why we have Griffith instead because that was totally the name he was going for yes
>>
All right, back.

Welcome to me fucking about with the combat system more as I use a non-canon thread to experiment with different rolls! Much like with the rest of it, we're going fast and loose (like Rayleigh).
>>
>Guts and Griffith
>HELLO

You can't help but grin.

Around you, the civilian crew does their best, but you can see the fear on their actions, even if your Haki wasn't telling you the same. The Whitebeard pirates, though - they look and feel like cheerfulness and a low level of excitement. Not a hint of anxiousness. Hell, some even feel bored!

It's time to put a stop to that.

Grin still widening, you crouch down slightly, before kicking off, picking up speed towards the railings, flinging yourself up and forwards, swords angling towards your targets.

Yeah, they're a pain to carry around sometimes, each of them half again your size and all, but they sure do make for a dramatic entry onto the surprised Whitebeards.

>Aim to kill!
>Aim to knock them out of the fight!
>Aim to make a nonviolent but dramatic landing like a badass!
>Other?
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>>3427544
>>Aim to make a nonviolent but dramatic landing like a badass!
Flashy by name, flashy by nature
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>>3427544
>>Aim to make a nonviolent but dramatic landing like a badass!
There's no way we don't know the single most important part of piracy

PRESENTATION
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>>3427544
>Aim to sink their ship in one move
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>>3427549
Silvers by name, Silvers by nature.
>>3427544
>Aim to knock them out of the fight!
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>>3427544
>>Aim to make a nonviolent but dramatic landing like a badass!
Always gotta make a good first impression and if we knock them out or kill them, we won't get to see their reactions!
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>>3427544
>Aim to make a nonviolent but dramatic landing like a badass!
>>
>>3427561
Reactions; the greatest of loot.

>still flashy at heart

You COULD slam your adorable blades down into the Whitebeards - they're all GOOD, sure, but you could probably chop off a couple of limbs.

However, there's something far more important than removing your enemy from a fight - presentation! Style! Flashiness!

This is your first real fight against serious opponents, rather than idiot muggers or that one Yakuza gang you accidentally pissed off, and you're damn well gonna look like a badass for it!

You set your sights on an empty section of deck, further from the railings than he Whitebeards, ignoring their cries of, "Enemy comin' at us!" They don't feel worried yet, just interested.

Let's see how long that lasts.

>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for badassery

Once a day combat crit is allowed, and I'll consider this roll combat, but let's see if Harry has the same luck as Flashy...
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>>3427544
>>Aim to make a nonviolent but dramatic landing like a badass!
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>3427577
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3427577
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3427577
Look at how cool we are
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>>3427585
We cause the women crew members to swoon.
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>>3427585
Nice......
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3427585
Rolling to confirm the swooning
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3427592
You suck
>>
>69, not bad, i guess, but nothing amazing

You slam down, crouching onto the deck with a solid crunch of the planking under your boots. Yeah, that's gonna leave some cracks. Especially when your blades drive down into floor either side of you, sending small explosions of splinters in their wake.

Then you stand up, hefting the swords from their self-made holes, still grinning widely as you see most of the pirates at least spare a look in your direction, others turning to face you entirely.

Looks like most of them think just a few of their buddies can deal with you.

>Where's your boss?
>Hi! Can I suggest you go attack another ship?
>I challenge all of you!
>Whitebeard's a bitch!
>(... screw this. Run off into their ship and see what cool stuff they have belowdecks.)
>Other?
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>>3427615
>I challenge all of you!
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>>3427615
>>I challenge all of you!
>>Pose while challenging them
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>>3427615
>I challenge all of you!
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>>3427615
>>(... screw this. Run off into their ship and see what cool stuff they have belowdecks.)
Just cos I think it'd be hilarious
>>
By the way, what's Harry wearing? Jeans and a t-shirt? Trenchcoat and fedora? Still a Marine uniform, somehow?
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>>3427625
Support
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>>3427625
Support
>>3427637
I was imagining shirtless but thats as far as I got
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>>3427637
Just a banana hammock.
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>>3427637
An eyepatch he doesn't actually need.
And lots of black and red.
Max Chuuni.
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>>3427615
>>3427625
Supporting this. I propose a classic. Except with both giant swords in our hands.

Can't wait to find out the average Whitebeard mook rolls 5d100.

>>3427637
Casual clothes and a long coat, just like his dad. Or maybe the opposite end of the spectrum from our dad and we go full on formal.
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>>3427637
I kinda want us to be wearing a Garp or Gol D. Roger costume. Just to fuck with the Whitebeards
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>>3427615
>Suggest attacking another ship
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>>3427654
>orphaned harry with dependency issues is 100% genki all day, acts like a complete dumbass
>happy harry with parents that loved him is 100% chuuni, acts like an edgelord
Fucking brilliant, I love it.
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>>3426923
>tmw you accidentally gave what was supposed to a non-combat MC two types of haki.
Wew lad, Flashman is so good he confused the setting into making him bullshit
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>d-d-d-duel

The pirates who've turned to face you - and you recognize a few from bounty posters and the news, but most are unfamiliar - don't feel threatened, or even threatenING. They feel like they want to slap you around to get you out of the way while they rob your ship.

That kind of changes when you gleefully yell, "I challenge you!", feelings flowing to a spike in interest and mild amusement.

Someone calls out, "Which one of us, kid?"

"All of you!"

That gains some more looks from the pirates waiting to board the merchant ship, but the ones who've turned to you just glance at each other in rapidly increasing mirth.

You get the feeling they're not taking you seriously, as one guy shrugs.

"All right then, kid. Lemme show you what a Whitebeard pirate's capable of!"

Cutlass in hand, the guy throws himself at you, feeling like casual ease and mild impatience.

>Roll 1d100, best of 3
Your combat bonus is +100
WB pirate is +130


Still keeping it open on the clothes front, as it isn't hugely important. ... No banana hammock, you punk.
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>>3427658
Full formal clothes, with a long coat, we Represent the family but rebel against our dad.
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>>3427637
Jeans and a leather jacket.
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3427682
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3427682
Kick him in the balls
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3427682
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>>3427682
Take a pick.
>1.White Suit Flashy
>2.Flashy Suit Flashy
>3.Black Vest Flashy
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3427682
I see our opponent knows the power of the lewd
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>>3427686
>>3427689
>>3427690
Oh no
By making flash strong
we removed his competance and luck
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>>3427679
>"klaus, you said you couldn't teach me armament!"
>"lol yeah i lied, sorry not sorry prettyboy"
- me, retconning things, probably

Remember, you guys can spend the 24 hr crit if you truly want to!
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>>3427700
Sure
Spend.
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>>3427692
That black vest is nice. I believe we used the white suit one for Flashman so black can be all thematic and shit for this alternate version. And then top it off with a long coat like >>3427683 and we'd be the most stylish pirate on the seas.

>>3427700
Absolutely. We can't just fly in and then lose to the first enemy we fight!
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>>3427700
May as well spend it.
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>>3427106
>Implying that's not my fetish
QM you're just making this harder on yourself
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>>3427706
>>3427692
I completely forgot to include it but there's also this version
>4.Long coat Flashy
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>>3427692
How about some Arthur Alter fanart
For Flashy Alter.
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>>3427714
For the October gift, I was planning on having her cuff Flashy to a bed and fuck him with a sword hilt, does that work okay?


DOES ANYBODY NOT WANT TO USE THE CRIT? Otherwise I'll write for spending it.
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>>3427719
>For the October gift, I was planning on having her cuff Flashy to a bed and fuck him with a sword hilt, does that work okay?
Pic related

But also no, no objection to using the crit
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>>3427717
>>3427715
>>3427692
A bit too formal for traveling in my opinion. The long coat is a good idea though. I'm thinking that plus a T-shirt and cargo pants. Maybe a scarf too?
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>>3427742
?
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>>3427742
IT'S FINALLY TIME
for ~mysterious hero~ Flashman
>>
>69 + 130 = 199
>54 + 100 = 154 + CRIT

He isn't taking you seriously, so you decide to fix that.

Your blades are in your hands, but at this angle, no-one can see the chains attached the pommels. The chains that curl and wind up around your arms, under your sleeves.

The chains you can send bursts of Armament Haki down; to strengthen as normal, or to make tiny pulses. Ones that don't fluctuate outwards like a sword slash, but ripple down the chain and into the sword, allowing you to control their movement perfectly with carefully-applied, rapid bursts of the power.

So you fling your giant fucking broadswords at the suddenly-confused pirate, chains spiralling out in their wake, and send a burst-burst-burst of Haki down them to send them both chasing him as he tries to dodge, slashing through the air like they're possessed, nudging them into new positions or angles as he tries to evade or parry.

"WHAT THE FUUUCK?!"

You can't help but enjoy his bewildered scream as you stand there, motionless but for an occasional gentle twitch of your arm muscles.

The other Whitebeards are definitely paying more attention now, considering eyes turning to you, as one of your swords scores a deep cut along your opponent's side.

You have their attention.

... 'Flashy' may not have been the best plan.

>Try to finish him! (Will roll after)
>Say something?
>Break off and go somewhere/attack someone else! (Where/who?)
>Other?
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>>3427773
>>Say something?
>>Still think attacking this ship is a good idea?
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>>3427773
>>Try to finish him! (Will roll after)
That's a sick technique. Is this the "can see the future" level of bullshit that Armament can reach?
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>>3427778
Support.
Maybe add "I'd much rather be on my way so you lot can go after some other cargo ship."
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>>3427773
>>Try to finish him! (Will roll after)
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>>3427773
>Say something?
Is that all you’ve got?
>>
Gonna eat, back soonish, will close vote then.
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Tie between finish him and asking if they still think attacking the ship is a good idea.

Any more votes? Otherwise will roll a d2 in a few minutes.
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>>3427873
There's 3 votes for saying something and two for finish him tho?
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>>3427873
>>3427793
I'll switch to >>3427778
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>>3427778
>>3427773
Put me down for
>>Say something?
>>Still think attacking this ship is a good idea?
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>>3427875
The third say something was an antagonistic challenge, which is somewhat different to suggesting they STOP trying to raid the ship.

Anyway, locking for good idea, etc.
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>>3427892
Are we still able to get Captain Gol D Ace with First Mate Silvers Harry?
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>pick on a ship your own size! wait, no

Okay - the main aim is to stop them from robbing the merchants' cargo ship, NOT to get in a massive fight, as cool as that would be. Yure not quite dumb enough to take them all on at once, and...

Well, this guy is a liiiittle better than you'd thought he'd be. You're doing your best.to make it look nice and casual, like you're just playing with him, but he really is keeping most of your attacks at bay. Sure, he can't approach, but you can't keep this up forever, especially if one of his crewmates joins in.

It's time to bluff.

"Still think attacking this ship is a good idea?" You keep your voice even. Hopefully they'll decide there's easier picking elsewhere.

"Pretty much," someone replies. Confidence rings in their tone, and you can feel their playful nonchalance permeating through the air.

Ohhhhh, shit.

You recognize the guy stepping forwards, arms crossed and cheery smile on his face. That's the 4th Division Commander himself, Thatch.

At the very least, the guy you're fighting backs off. Unfortunately, that just means the Commander gets even closer, still smiling at you, like he can afford not to give a damn.

"All we want is the Devil Fruit you guys have got aboard," he says amiably. "Just hand it over, and no-one gets hurt, all right?"

>I don't know anything about a Devil Fruit, and I don't care. You're not getting aboard that ship.
>Sounds like you should be talking to the Captain, then.
>Hm, that seems- (STAB STAB STAB)
>Other?


>>3427793
Pretty much, you can do it with the fan chains, wires (if you've seen Hellsing, imagine Walter), your own hair, use it to sharpen and harden a sheet of paper so you can cut through a sword with it - All kinds of fun stuff.
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>>3427921
>>I don't know anything about a Devil Fruit, and I don't care. You're not getting aboard that ship.
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>>3427921
>>I don't know anything about a Devil Fruit, and I don't care. You're not getting aboard that ship.
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>>3427921
>>I don't know anything about a Devil Fruit, and I don't care. You're not getting aboard that ship.

Man Haki is rad
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>>3427921
>>Sounds like you should be talking to the Captain, then.
We got paid to stop the Whitebeard's laying waste to the ship. Wanting to parley isn't laying waste, is it?

Besides even with Rayleigh training pretty sure Tatch can wipe the floor with us.
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>>3427769
>>3427756
Love it, kids are gonna go crazy once we start selling the Flashman: Silver Son Variant action figures!
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>>3427921
>Sounds like you should be talking to the Captain, then.
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>>3427921
>Sounds like you should be talking to the Captain, then.
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>>3427921
>I don't know anything about a Devil Fruit, and I don't care. You're not getting aboard that ship.
I'm sorry but
>Thatch
>Devil Fruit
Is it THAT fruit do you think?
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>>3427921
>>I don't know anything about a Devil Fruit, and I don't care. You're not getting aboard that ship.
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>>3427921
>Sounds like you should be talking to the Captain, then.
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>>3427921
>>Sounds like you should be talking to the Captain, then.

>>3427936
Implying Harry 'Walking Armoury' Flashman won't get offical marine action figures once he gets famous enough
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>>3427944
Probably.

This could make things interesting.
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>>3427944
>THAT fruit
Let's eat it!
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>no u

You'd shrug, but you're busy keeping the swords moving in a lashing circle around you, just in case anyone gets any bright ideas, and too blatant a movement might interfere with that. You'd risk it against East Blue trash, but not these guys; they'd spot a sudden weak point in an instant.

"I don't know anything about a Devil Fruit, and I don't care. You're not getting aboard that ship."

The Commander keeps smiling, but you can already feel him looking forward to... something.

"You've got balls! And swords... a lot of 'em." He stands in a casual, loose slouch, the picture of relaxation, eyes moving smoothly over your visible assortment of weaponry. They're not ALL swords, of course, but you do like your blades. "However much they're paying you, it's not worth fighting us."

>I already agreed to the job! If we're going to fight, then stop messing around and fight me!
>You're right, you're not worth my time. I'll accept your surrenders.
>I've fought scarier than you. (Aka, your dad, but still.)
>Other?

>>3427944
Heheheheh
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>>3427982
>>You're right, you're not worth my time. I'll accept your surrenders.
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>>3427982
>You're right, you're not worth my time. I'll accept your surrenders.
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>>3427982
>>I already agreed to the job! If we're going to fight, then stop messing around and fight me!
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>>3427982
>I've fought scarier than you. (Aka, your dad, but still.)

>>3427979
Brilliant idea! If the Devil Fruit isn't there then they have no reason to be there and must leave peacefully! Yet another victory for the Flashman.
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>>3427979
Woah what a brilliant idea!

>>3427982
>>I already agreed to the job! If we're going to fight, then stop messing around and fight me!
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>>3427982
>You're right, you're not worth my time. I'll accept your surrenders.
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>>3427982
>You're right, you're not worth my time. I'll accept your surrenders.
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>>3427991
And if it really is the Yami Yami no Mi that we eat Blackbeard won't kill Thatch which won't set off Ace to go after him so The Abs will be safe! It's the perfect plan!
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If we eat that fruit and manage to escape/jump into the ocean holding the fruit, canon dies.
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>nothin personnel, pirates

You nod, swords still sweeping around you. "You're right, you're not worth my time. I'll accept your surrenders."

There's a distinct pause.

Then the Whitebeard pirates explode into laughter, the main bonus of which is that no-one's eyes are on the merchant ship now. The cannons have stopped firing as the civilians try to make more preparations as discreetly as possible.

"Hey Commander, this guy is fun!"

Another one calls out, "Don't kill him, Thatch!"

Commander Thatch himself is recovering from his own laughter, smile turned into a blinding grin, a certain levity in the air. "Kid, seriously... just surrender. One last chance. There's no shame in backing down from a fight like this."

>When I give my word, I keep it.
>When I've kicked your ass, I think I'll take your sword as my prize.
>That sounds- (STAB STAB STAB)
>That sounds- (rush back towards the merchant ship, they should be better prepared to flee now)
>Other?
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>>3428042
>>That sounds- (rush back towards the merchant ship, they should be better prepared to flee now)
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>>3428042
>That sounds- (rush back towards the merchant ship, they should be better prepared to flee now)
Gimme your devil froot, nerds.
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>>3428042
>>That sounds- (rush back towards the merchant ship, they should be better prepared to flee now)
And if they aren't, eat the fruit. It truly is a flawless plan.
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>>3428042
>>When I give my word, I keep it! Isn't the whole pirate motto being allowed to live as you please!
>>
....

You guys just want to eat that damn Fruit, don't you?

So this is how Flashy starts his piracy. Not in East Blue, but by stealing and eating a Devil Fruit he's been paid to protect. Oh, Flashyboy...
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>>3428042
>>When I give my word, I keep it.
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>>3428042
>>That sounds- (rush back towards the merchant ship, they should be better prepared to flee now)
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>>3428061
It's the only way to protect it from falling into pirates hands.
Do they really want this fruit in the Whitebeard pirates hands??
Best for an upstanding citizen like us to take it instead, there's probably a spy on the ship too.
Hahaha.
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>>3428061
See if we eat the fruit, the pirates will stop attacking the merchants! Really it's their fault for not being specific enough about how they wanted us to protect them
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>>3428061
Hey now! I'm sure a devil fruit is probably worth like... 5 million anyway, right? So it's perfectly fine!
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>>3428042
>>That sounds- (rush back towards the merchant ship, they should be better prepared to flee now)
Oh my god are we LITERALLY going to become the Dark Prince? Reaching levels of chuuni never seen before.
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>>3428073
Jesus we're gonna be so OP if we join Luffy and have the fucking final boss fruit as well as Armament and Observation Haki.
(Wonder if we have dormant Conquerers)
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kthanxbai

"That sounds-"

BYE FUCKERS, you're already hurtling in the direction of the ship, slamming aside a couple of Whitebeards on your way, and -

(Perception autopass due to going towards the ship)

- wait wait wait wait wait, is the ship LEAVING? They haven't gone all that far, just stealthily separating a few more meters by now, but were they planning on leaving you as a nice, convenient distraction for their escape? While you faced down like, sixty-odd Whitebeard pirates?

Woooooow. That's assholery, right there.

"Get him!" You hear the yell from Thatch, determination rising in both yourself and what you sense, and you once more JUMP --

>Roll 1d100, best of 3
+20 bonus to making the jump without being shot/injured, DC 85.
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3428095
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3428097
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3428095
WOW NOW I DONT FEEL BAD ABOUT EATING YOUR FRUIT YOU CUNTS
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3428097
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>>3428098
>>3428104
>>3428106
>>3428107
Did...Did being a pirate take away literally all our luck?
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>>3428098
>>3428104
>>3428106
>>3428107
This guy sucks, can we go back to being Flashman now?
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>>3428098
>>3428104
>>3428106
>>3428107
Are we being shooted at by OUR OWN SHIP?
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>>3428111
... Yes.

Wow.

Um, you... might be going Whitebeard pirate route instead of East Blue route?
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>>3428120
Are they taking pity on us?
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>>3428098
>>3428106
They responded to the wrong post....
One more chance?
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>>3428120
I think it's because we're playing the opposite of flashy. We went from a marine who's absurdly lucky, to a pirate who's absurdly unlucky
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>>3428130
Oh god, we are going to be the king of the jobbers.
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>>3428118
Well, it WAS gonna be an over-enthusiastic WB pirate who heard 'stop him' and got too lucky with a shot, but actually, the Captain wanting to avoid paying 5million beri DOES sound quite likely.

It's quite interesting rolls, actually - 4, 8, 16. Doubling each time. Hm.

>>3428129
Nice try, I always count responses to my deleted posts!
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>>3428129
That's just to a deleted post, QM's always taken in deleted post votes so rolls would count as well. Just accept it, anon.

The more competent the Flash, the less he actually shows it. 'tis the will of the dice gods
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>>3428139
Do they represent the number of holes we just got?
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

Y'know what? I think it's because we don't have an awesome back tattoo.

Rolling to see what would happen if we had a back tatoo
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3428147
C-clearly we need to show a set of rolls
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3428147
Rolling to see what would happen if we got a sick face tattoo
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>>3428145
4 means death! 8 means luck! 16 is 'sweet 16', which means candy! Silvers Harry clearly attracts death, (bad) luck and candy! It all makes sense now.

>>3428147
Gee, good job.

Writing...
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>>3428151
>>3428147
N-nani!
Two numbers that add up to a 100....
Y-you know what this means!

WE NEED THE YING TO FLASHMANS YANG
WE MUST BE THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE TO CREATE A PERFECT WHOLE
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>dem rolls

You're good at jumping. Hell, you've already proved that once today. You're even good at jumping while your head is turned over your shoulder, keeping your senses peeled to block or avoid any attacks from behind, as you hear the Whitebeard pirates clamoring at your sudden escape.

Then your smugness vanishes to confusion as their cries to catch you turn to ones to... watch out?

You turn your head forwards, just in time to see the figure aiming a gun at you - and the bullet already in flight, sound of the shot ringing out.

Blood freezing, you try to swing Guts and Griffith around to block the bullet. You might as well have done nothing.

The bullet hits.

Shock and pain fills you, shattering your remaining calm, Haki vanishing in an instant as you fall down, into cold and water and darkness.

The last thing you hear are new shots ringing out, dulled beneath the waves swallowing you.

>H e a d s h o t (via the power of SHENANIGANS, while you remain a prettyboy, you now have amnesia. Gosh, that bullet sure was aimed conveniently!)
>Gutshot (you're not going to be fighting or running around {or escaping} for a while)

These are the only two options, depending on what kind of shenanigans you guys want. It's... also looking pretty Whitebeard route? I doubt this is the only non-canon thread there'll ever be, if you guys want to do Strawhats some other time.

Those fucking rolls...
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>>3428187
>H e a d s h o t (via the power of SHENANIGANS, while you remain a prettyboy, you now have amnesia. Gosh, that bullet sure was aimed conveniently!)
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>>3428187
>>Gutshot (you're not going to be fighting or running around {or escaping} for a while)
Holy fuck
Those guys are god damn cunts
WHAT A GOOD STARTING POINT YEAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3428187
>Gutshot (you're not going to be fighting or running around {or escaping} for a while)
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>>3428187
>>H e a d s h o t (via the power of SHENANIGANS, while you remain a prettyboy, you now have amnesia. Gosh, that bullet sure was aimed conveniently!)
Super mad Rayleigh coming for his kid when?
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>>3428187
>>H e a d s h o t (via the power of SHENANIGANS, while you remain a prettyboy, you now have amnesia. Gosh, that bullet sure was aimed conveniently!)
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>>3428187
>>H e a d s h o t (via the power of SHENANIGANS, while you remain a prettyboy, you now have amnesia. Gosh, that bullet sure was aimed conveniently!)
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>>3428208
When it's most dramatic, obviously!

.... Or he just leaves you there because it's funny, one of the two.
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>>3428187
>>H e a d s h o t (via the power of SHENANIGANS, while you remain a prettyboy, you now have amnesia. Gosh, that bullet sure was aimed conveniently!)

OR! This is the true pirate start, instead of a tattoo we get a badass scar! Truly, it was the dice gods' plan all along!
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>>3428187
>Gutshot (you're not going to be fighting or running around {or escaping} for a while)

I'd rather we remember the reason why we decided to buddy up with with the WB pirates.
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>>3428187
>Headshot (actually fucking die.)
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>>3428233
Ok but seriously
>Gutshot (you're not going to be fighting or running around {or escaping} for a while)
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Calling here, 5-4 for headshot.

>>3428233
:(
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>>3428254
I’m extremely disappointed. As the son of Raleigh, we clearly need to be first mate to a gold aesthetic captain (like Xiaolong Pirates)
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>>3428283
Hopefully we just wash up ashore randomly.
We can just stumble into people from there.
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>boom headshot, you sabo now

...

.......

ooooowwwwww

Ow ow ow ow owwwww

You manage to groan, just a little, through dry lips. Your body aches in general, but your head...

You repeat: oooowwwwwww.

When did your eyelids become ten tonne weights? Eeesh. Not fun. You manage to drag them open, squinting up at the ceiling of a well-lit room.

On a ship, judging by the sway and the sounds of waves and creaking wood.

... Why are you on a ship?

Why do you feel like shit?

Who the hell are you?

Clacking footsteps (heels?) approach rapidly, and you realize some sort of monitor wired to your arm is giving quick, steady beeps.

A woman's face, bored, appears in sight, inspecting you. "So you're awake. How do you feel?"

>... This is Hell, right?
>G-great. Just... dandy.
>Like shit.
>What... the hell... did I drink?
>Other?

>>3428283
No Xiaolongs, I don't want to spoil them! Maybe in a non-canon thread after you encounter them again (which won't be too long post-Alabasta, unless crit rolls ruin all my plans again).
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>>3428300
>>What... the hell... did I drink?
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>>3428300
>>G-great. Just... dandy.
Mostly because "dandy" is a word that isn't used nearly enough
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>>3428300
>>Like shit.
>>Who are you? Wait a second...Who am I?
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>>3428300
>Amnesia
Oh my least favourite narrative trope, we meet again.
Oh well.
>... This is Hell, right?
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>>3428300
>>What... the hell... did I drink?
>>And why does talking about drinking fill me with existential dread....
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>>3428316
Don't worry, just get hit in the head with Garp's cannonballs.

>check out this convenient injury

"What... the hell... did I drink?" And why does alcohol fill you with existential dread?

The woman stares down at you, still utterly uninterested. "About five pints of seawater, mixed with your own blood. I'll assume you're in pain right now. Rest assured, I don't care."

... That's not very reassuring.

Even so, the woman (in what you realize is a really weird pink nurse uniform (or costume? Someone has a fetish...) removes some kind of bandage or gauze from the side of your head, poking (painfully) at some kind of wound there.

"Healing," she declared, slapping a fresh cover on. "Don't touch it."

"... I wasn't going to," you mutter, having by now recovered the strength to take a few sips of water from a glass by the bedside.

You're definitely in some kind of medical bay. Good work, Sherlock. You also kind of feel like you're missing something - and that there's someone you should be stabbing.

Huh.

>Hey, nurse-lady, where am I?
>By the way, who am I?
>How was I injured?
>Is amnesia medically relevant? Hypothetically speaking.
>Other?
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>>3428356
>>Hey, nurse-lady, where am I?
>>By the way, who am I?
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>>3428356
>>By the way, who am I?
Any of the amnesia options will naturally lead to the other questions being answered. Or maybe not. Depends on whether it really is a uniform or a costume.
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>>3428356
>>Hey, nurse-lady, where am I?
>>How was I injured?
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>>3428356
>>Hey, nurse-lady, where am I?
>>By the way, who am I?
This is normal :)
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>>3428356
>>Hey, nurse-lady, where am I?
>>By the way, who am I?
I admit I was not expecting this, but I am intrigued
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>one question, led to a tangent

"Hey, nurse-lady, where am I?

Nurse-lady pauses in checking your monitor's readouts. "You're in the Moby Dick's medbay, same as the last three days, since you got shot in the head. Oh, and behave or you'll be cuffed."

... Wait, what.

Moby Dick? That's the Whitebeard Pirate ship, right? And you're a prisoner. And you got shot in the head.

To sum up: Whitebeard pirates shot you in the head and took you prisoner.

You don't know why, but you know you sure as crap aren't sticking around here.

>Take the nurse hostage! You can bargain your way to land!
>Wait for the nurse to leave, then STEALTH your way out! Maybe you can find a weapon or steal a boat...
>"Um. Actually, I'd like to leave, thank you."
>"Ah, okay. Also, who am I?"
>Other?
>>
>>3428429
>>Wait for the nurse to leave, then STEALTH your way out! Maybe you can find a weapon or steal a boat...
Clearly a man currently hooked to seveal machines, recovering from a head wound, with amnesia, has the best possible chance to escape the boat of the second most famous and strong pirate of all time!
>>
>>3428429
>>"Um. Actually, I'd like to leave, thank you."
>>
>>3428429
>"Ah, okay. Also, who am I?"

I forgot everething else but not my question!
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

Heading to bed, thanks for playing this... decidely not-as-keikaku quest. Night, all!

Rolling for nearby candy.
>>
>>3428429
>"Ah, okay. Also, who am I?"
>>
>>3428429
>>Wait for the nurse to leave, then STEALTH your way out! Maybe you can find a weapon or steal a boat...
>>
>>3428447
Ah so no candy, so we aren't a charolette...

Ironic that the time we get Amnesia is the time we aren't related to Big Mom
>>
>>3428429
>"Ah, okay. Also, who am I?"
>>
>>3428429
>"Ah, okay. Also, who am I?"
>>
>>3428429
>>"Ah, okay. Also, who am I?"
>>
>>3428429
>>"Ah, okay. Also, who am I?"
>>
>>3428429
>"Ah, okay. Also, who am I?"
>>
>>3428458
Unless the lack of nearby candy is WHY you're so weak and unlucky! By (bubble-)gum, I think I've cracked it...

>meeeeemories, all alone in the mooooonlight

You manage to raise a hand as nurse-lady turns to leave, looking up at her with an expression of mild indignation. "Ah, okay. Also, who am I?"

Nurse-lady pauses. Then turns to stare at you. Then up at the side of the head where you feel the gauze.

Then she lowers her face into her palm and groans.
____________

"So you guys have no idea who I am," you confirm, incredibly put out.

"Yes."

"But I'm a total badass who definitely beat up a whole bunch of your crew."

"... No."

"A few?"

"No."

".... One?"

Nurse-lady purses her lips like she's considering giving you another head injury. "You cut one up a little."

AHA! VICTORY! You fist-pump. "Yes! I'm still a badass anyway!"

"He got a couple of bandaids. Said you were a cute kid. Sent a get well soon card."

She points at the card on your bedside table. It's... written in crayon. Oh, there's some dried flowers taped to it, too.

........

>No matter! Even if you don't know who you are, you definitely beat the absolute shit out of a Whitebeard pirate, and thus you're a Big Deal! You're practically a Yonkou already, haha~!
>... Your honor has been sullied. The only way to regain it is to hunt this man down and DESTROY HIM UTTERLY.
>Shrivel into a ball and try not to cry.
>Other?
>>
>>3429594
>Oh hey, it's hand-made, that's actually really nice.
>>
>>3429594
>>Oh hey, it's hand-made, that's actually really nice.
>>
>>3429594
>>3429595
Support
>>
>>3429594
>Oh hey, it's hand-made, that's actually really nice.
>>
Damnit, I thought you guys wanted chuuni-flashy, not adorable Flashy.

Lesson learned!
>>
>>3429594
>Oh hey, it's hand-made, that's actually really nice.

Flashy will Flashy.
>>
>>3429613
Hey, when you draw another's blood and survive the encounter, you are now friends.
>>
>>3429613
That's in a fight
>>
>>3429613
Amnesia = brand new personality obviously
>>
>>3429616
... so... Flashy and Zoro in main quest are buddies now?

>flash gonna flash

You peer over at the card. Huh. That's surprisingly friendly for a guy you were probably trying to kill. "Oh hey, it's hand-made, that's actually really nice."

"... Right. Well, I have to go inform people the prisoner's awake - that's you, stop looking confused - So don't try to escape while I'm gone. Or do, and get some more injuries. It's all the same to me."

You blink slowly up at nurse-lady as she scowls down at you, apparently judging your flight-risk status, before giving a 'hmph', nodding, and striding out of the medbay.

...

You look around the long, empty room, with its sterile white beds and total lack of guards.

...

Oh, hey, there's some clothes folded at the foot of your bed.

...

Booooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeed.

>Go find something to eat.
>Welp, time to escape!
>Find something to read.
>Other?
>>
>>3429625
>Go find something to eat.
The Flashy must feed. Hopefully there's somewhere with desert!
>>
>>3429625
>Get dressed, then find something to read. It'd be rude to go poking around when you're a prisoner.

If he survived the encounter physically, morally, and emotionally, then yes, they'd be friends.
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3429626
Rollin' for ice cream~
>>
>>3429628
Okay, no candy or ice cream. The Moby Dick is awful and you need to escape immediately.

>>3429627
... I think they did?
>>
>>3429629
Flashy was certainly emotionally devastated that Zoro betrayed him. At least that's how I read it.
>>
>>3429625
>>Welp, time to escape!
>>3429627
>If he survived the encounter physically, morally, and emotionally, then yes, they'd be friends.
Nah, this is the nega-verse, so Zoro and Flashy have to be bitter enemies
>>
>>3429632
Aren't they bitter enemies in the main timeline? So they'd be good buds here?
>>
>>3429630
He was. Even aside from his fanboying before they met, Zoro seemed like a really nice (and cool) guy, who even came along to help out at the base and quite probably ended up saving Flashy's life. Definitely saved him a beatdown and serious injuries at the least.

... and then he did That to his adoring, trusting fan.

I think poor Flashy's heart might have cracked a little.

Man, I'm going to have so much fun with those two!
>>
>>3429639
...yes. Probably should've been clearer
>>
>>3429625
>Go find something to eat.
>>
>>3429625
>Go find something to eat.
>
>>
>seek out the legendary galley

You're not escaping. That would be rude. But you're hungry, and being a prisoner is sort of like being a guest, and guests are supposed to be offered refreshments.

Have you been offered anything? No? Well, then clearly the Whitebeard pirates are failing in their duties as hosts, and shouldn't be offended by you simply fetching yourself a plate or three of food.

And any dessert you can find, naturally.

There's a small bathroom attached to the medbay, so a quick washdown is in order, followed by your clothes - they're a little loose, clearly not your own, but the boots (seastone-capped) fit perfectly and feel oddly familiar, so probably yours.

No weapons. Hm.

You poke your head out of the door and glance around. No-one in sight, though you can hear the faint noise of people around.

... If you were food, where would you be?

>Roll 1d100 for searching, best of 3
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>3429665
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3429665
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3429665
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3429665
>>
>>3429674
So close...

>64

You trot out of the medbay with full intentions of seeking out the galley to fill your empty, whining stomach.

Within two minutes, you're utterly lost.

The Moby Dick is... big. Really big. You feel like - maybe you've seen pictures of it before? In any case, you're starting to get the impression that wandering up and down corridors trying to sniff out a 'food' smell isn't the best plan.

>Find someone and ask for directions!
>Just start opening random doors to check.
>Maybe you c- DOG DOG DOG DOG PET THE DOG PET THE GOOD BOI
>Other?
>>
>>3429689
>Find someone and ask for directions!
>>
>>3429689
>Maybe you c- DOG DOG DOG DOG PET THE DOG PET THE GOOD BOI
>>
>>3429689
>Maybe you c- DOG DOG DOG DOG PET THE DOG PET THE GOOD BOI
There is a dog. Therefore, a pet must occur.
>>
>>3429689
>>Maybe you c- DOG DOG DOG DOG PET THE DOG PET THE GOOD BOI
Which is the better crew pet? Dog or tanuki?
>>
>Maybe you c- DOG DOG DOG DOG PET THE DOG PET THE GOOD BOI
>>
>>3429689
>>Maybe you c- DOG DOG DOG DOG PET THE DOG PET THE GOOD BOI
>>
>>3429700
>dog or tanuki
Yes.

>DOGGY

You turn a corner, considering finding a pirate, and see something even better.

DOG

FLUFFY

MUST CUDDLE

Somewhere in the middle of your brain shutting down, you find yourself approaching the magnificent white doggy-doggo-friendo (with weirdly-shaped fur on its muzzle, but whatever), which cocks its head at you in confusion.

"It's okay," you coo, reaching out a hand for your new buddy to sniff. "I'm just a guest here, all right? Let me pet you, Mr or Miss Good Dog?"

Releasing a curious 'whuff', the dog reaches its head forwards to sniff at your proffered hand...

>Roll 1d100 for animal handling, best of 3

Looking forward to a nat1!
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3429730
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3429730
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3429730
Dice gods please at least let us have this
>>
>>3429730
>the Flashman that never feels good enough rolls high
>the Flashman that feels great rolls painfully average
summin' aint right
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3429741
Right, that's it. Let's find out what the problem is, here.

First test.

ROLLING TO CHECK IF YOU NEED SUGAR/CANDY/ETC.
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3429741
Rolling to see if we have to act like an edgelord to roll high
>>
>>3429747
It's so average, I can't tell!
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3429747
Nope.

Second test.

ROLLING TO SEE IF YOU NEED MEAT.

>>3429749
... well, fuck.
>>
>>3429749
...fek. Pirate Flashy is worst flashy then.
Should've known, we strayed from the loving embrace of
J U S T I C E
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>62, confirmed you need to be an edgelord

As the dog sniffs your hand, its tail starts wagging faintly, and pretty soon, it's giving low, happy 'bork's as it enjoys you petting its (FLUFFY) fur and scritching its ears. A Very Good Boy, you decide, the 'STEFAN' on his collar probably confirming he's a male. Not that you haven't seen weirder names for females, but still.

"Whooza gud boi?" You interrogate him ruthlessly. "It's you! You're the good boy! The best boy! So good!"

Stefan looks delighted at this fact, dancing around you with gleeful abandon, tail furiously trying to work up a hurricane, while you viciously impress on his how he's the goodest and handsomest beastie to ever exist.

Which is when the voice breaks in from behind your kneeling form.

>"You're awake! And... supposed to be in bed?" (Thatch)
>"Who the hell are you, yoi?" (Birdy)
>"Hi, stranger! You're a terrible infiltrator." (Abs)
>Other?

>>3429776
There's still time to join the Marines!
In fact, rolling for JUSTICE!
>>
>>3429791
>"Hi stranger! You're a terrible infiltrator."
And this was the moment Flashy realized... He was gay as a rainbow.
>>
>>3429791
>>"Hi, stranger! You're a terrible infiltrator." (Abs)
"Wait, am I a prisoner or an infiltrator? Ya'll need to keep your titles organized."
>>
>>3429791
>"Hi, stranger! You're a terrible infiltrator." (Abs)
I'm guessing this is gonna be to choose which division we'll inevitably join. I still want to kick Blackbeard in the nuts so...
>>
>>3429791
>>"Hi, stranger! You're a terrible infiltrator." (Abs)
>>
>>3429798
Thatch already called dibs, so be prepared to put up a fuss if you want the 2nd.

>>3429793
I honestly don't know if I should do a roll to resist staring at the abs or not. I'm kind of terrified you'll end up nat1-ing it and trying to eat them.
>>
>>3429805
Shit, if Thatch wants us, I'd actually be up for it. He seems like a pretty cool guy. It'll be hard to kick Blackbeard in the nuts but I have faith that we'll achieve it somehow, through a series of very mediocre rolls!
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

Fuck it, this is non-canon, I'mma do it.

Rolling to resist the A B S
Painfully average result GOGOGO

>>3429810
Be warned, he basically considers you a mildly-competent puppy, and took a liking to you because a) he found you funny, and b) you got shot by your boss, and that pisses him off.
>>
>>3429791
>>"Hi, stranger! You're a terrible infiltrator." (Abs)
>>3429813
>Rolling to resist the A B S
No matter the setting, Flashman resists the lewds
>>
>>3429805
>>3429813
I'm cool with Thatch. He's the one who gets geeked by Blackbeard anyway, so we should get our chance at the fucker.

God I hate Blackbeard.
>>
>fireabs

""Hi, stranger! You're a terrible infiltrator."

... Are they talking to you?

Still ruffling Stefan's fur, you look over your shoulder to where some guy is leaning up against a wall, hands in his pockets, looking highly amused.

He looks kind of underdressed, but it does show off his a- no, nope, you drag your eyes up from the scenery.

"I'm not an infiltrator," you say, kind of offended by the presumption. And do you know this guy? He sort of feels like someone you should recognize. "I'm a prisoner."

Mr I Forgot My Shirt looks even more entertained by that. "Oh, sorry! I got confused by how this is a corridor instead of the cells." He ambles over to crouch beside you, petting an even more ecstatic Stefan. Judging by the speed of the tail-wagging, you think he's in doggy-heaven.

Also, is it you, or is this guy kind of ho- warm?

>I was looking for the galley, but got kind of lost.
>Why is your ship so damn BIG? I mean logically, I know there's a ton of you, but still. At least signpost things.
>I just want you to know that when I escape, I'm taking your dog.
>Other?

>>3429821
If Flashman isn't asexual, I'll eat my shiny new shark shoes. How DOES he do it?
>>
>>3429791
>"Hi, stranger! You're a terrible infiltrator." (Abs)

>>3429813
We passed a roll, but at what cost?

Also screw thatch, I'll fight to serve under the abs until my last breath.
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

Also, rolling to check if your mother was related to Zoro, thus explaining your current sense of direction.
>>
>>3429834
>I was looking for the galley, but got kind of lost.
>>
>>3429834
>I just want you to know that when I escape, I'm taking your dog.

>>3429822
I'm actually hoping that Thatch caught up with that merchant ship and still got the Devil Fruit, just so we actually do get a shot at Blackbeard. Saving the life of a captain would be one hell of a way to join the Whitebeard Pirates, and Thatch won't treat us like a mildly-competent puppy!
>>
>>3429834
>>I just want you to know that when I escape, I'm taking your dog.
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3429834
>>I was looking for the galley, but got kind of lost.
>>I just want you to know that when I escape, I'm taking your dog.
Rolling to see if our rolls are okay, because Flashies rolls are so insane
>>
>>3429834
>I was looking for the galley, but got kind of lost.

Abs >>> Thatch
We get to kick blackbeard in the nuts and have a good view while doing so
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3429846
Chuuni powers activate?
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3429846
For crying out loud...

HonorableAnon, can you do whatever sacrifice you normally do? Otherwise we'll have to figure out what the hell this Flashy needs.

Rolling to check if he needs Cut-chan and Ka-tan.
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)

....Rolling to see if it's because we don't have smoboss with us
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3429856
... Rolling to see if he needs Smoboss?
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3429856
...Guts and Griffith?

Honestly starting to run out of ideas
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3429856
Does this Flashman need a... fruity drink?
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

Rolling to see if we need to find Mina to bring back our luck
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3429860
Great minds! Sadly, not the answer.

Last roll for now, this time for Klaus.
>>
>>3429863
>>3429864
So he needs his current weapons and alcohol?
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3429863
ITS BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE OUR BABIES WITH US ISN'T IT!
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

Rolling to see if it's because we just suck at rolling
>>
>>3429864
We might be on to something! Alcohol!

Has Flashy taken after his father and now needs alcohol to be a badass?!

>>3429868
That doesn't make sense, he was still crap while he had them... Maybe he needs a camera?
>>
>>3429834
>"Hey, you wouldn't happen to know my name, would you?"
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3429871
MYSTERY SOLVED
[crying intensifies]

>ur my dog now

"I was looking for the galley, but I got kinda lost." You shrug, giving more scratches to the good boi. "And just so you know, when I escape, I'm taking your dog."

"He's really Pop's dog," says the man who doesn't understand color-coordination. He doesn't seem all that bothered by your assertion. "So are you hungry, or were you looking to poison us?"

"What?! I was hungry!" You recoil at his words, fixing him a look of disgust. "Poisoning is rude!"

"Ha, sorry, just had to check." He gives a last few pats to Stefan, who growls happily. "Want to come get something to eat? I could do with a meal myself."

>You're a lifesaver! I haven't eaten in days!
>Sure! ... By the way, who are you?
>Nah, I'm good. I'll just keep looking around, thanks.
>Other?

Rolling for camera...
>>
>>3429897
>>Sure! ... By the way, who are you?
>>
>>3429897
>>Sure! ... By the way, who are you?
>>
>>3429897
>Sure! ... By the way, who are you?
>I’d introduce myself but I don’t know who I am.
>>
>>3429897
76! Same roll as fruity drink!

Flashy needs a camera and alcohol. We did it, we solved the mystery!
>>
>>3429897
>>3429909
Supporting
>>
Quick run to the shops, back soonish.

By the way, does anyone know what's up with OP Headhunter Quest? Been a while since last thread.
>>
>>3429897
>Sure! ... By the way, who are you?
>>
>>3429863
>...Guts and Griffith?
>>3429910
I'll have you know the weapons got me an 86. Though maybe that was a placebo?
>>
>>3429946
Yeah, but he was rolling shit while he had those. Mysterious.

Writing.
>>
>yhalothar

FOOOOOOOOD.

It calls to you.

"Sure!" You perk up instantly. So does Stefan, which makes sense. 'Food' is also a word deep in the heart of every dog. "... By the way, who are you?"

Freckles (or Abs, you haven't decided) keeps grinning, even though he raises an eyebrow at you. "Well, you're deeeefinitely not an infiltrator. I'm Ace, nice to meet you." He gives a sort of bobbing bow, as best one can while kneeling, before standing up. "The galley's just this way, so follow me! And you are...?"

>Beats me, I have amnesia.
>Uh... it's... a secret... (shifty eyes)
>Lost? Hungry? A fan of dogs? Noooo idea, Mr Ace.
>Other?
>>
>>3430080
>"I was actually hoping you knew."
>>
>>3430080
>>3430084
Supporting
>>
>>3430080
>>Beats me, I have amnesia.
>>
>>3430080
>Beats me, I have amnesia.
>>
>>3430084
Support
>>
>>3430080
>Hello Ace, I'm Lost and Hungry.

With amnesia, his brain will default to a subconscious response, in this case ALL the dad jokes he suffered. It's perfect.
What a master plan Rayleigh
>>
>>3430080
>>Hello Ace, I'm Lost and Hungry.
>>
>>3430080
>Beats me, I have amnesia.
>>
>lol i dunno

"I was actually hoping you knew," you say cheerfully, following Freckles-Abs as he starts ambling off. Stefan, horrified by this loss (or also looking forward to food) trots after.

Your words cause Mr Abs to look back, confused. "Pardon?"

"I got a head injury." You point at the gauze. "Just woke up today and don't remember anything. ... Except that I really need to eat."

"Huh." Mr Abs fixes you with a considering look, before facing front again, leading you down another hall. "So I guess there's no point asking if you're a Marine or a pirate, huh?"

"The nurse said I was some kind of mercenary," you explain as the pair of you pass by some guy. Definitely more people around this part. "Apparently your 4th Division attacked the ship I was on? Or something."

"Oh!" He slams a fist into his other palm, looking back at you with a wider grin. "You're the guy with the massive swords! Thatch was impressed you could even lift 'em both, let alone swing them like that!"

>So whatever I did was totally awesome-looking, right?
>... Do you know where the swords are? Apparently I hit the water, so...
>Did I maybe tell anyone my name before I attacked? Or during? Or after? Or any time, really?
>Other?

>>3430118
I was actually tempted to do a reflex dad-joke as an option, but figured that was TOO silly. Thank you, I will never over-estimate the seriousness again.
>>
Also, farewell to thread 8, which is apparently only just falling off the board now. RIP. Hopefully the loss of one thread will suck the luck from that one and put it in this one.
>>
>>3430134
>Did I maybe tell anyone my name before I attacked? Or during? Or after? Or any time, really?
>>
>>3430134
>So whatever I did was totally awesome-looking, right?
Flashman has priorities
>>
>>3430134
>So whatever I did was totally awesome-looking, right?
>>
>>3430134
>>So whatever I did was totally awesome-looking, right?
>>
>>3430134
>>So whatever I did was totally awesome-looking, right?
Heck Ye
>>
>>3430134
>>So whatever I did was totally awesome-looking, right?
>>
>>3430134
>>So whatever I did was totally awesome-looking, right?
>>
>have i mentioned how cool i am

"So whatever I did was totally awesome-looking, right?"

Mr Abs pauses for a step before starting again. "Uh, yeah. Sure."

Your eyes narrow. "Really?"

"Apparently? I mean - up until you got shot. And fell in the ocean. And Thatch had to pull you out. That was probably... less awesome."

He sneaks a glance back at you, and whatever he sees in your wide eyes and wibbling lips makes him change his tune. "But I'm sure it was great before! That sword stuff sounded really impressive! Good job!"

>...... (slump pitifully) Please don't take pity on me.
>So why did this Thatch guy pull me out? Wasn't I fighting his men?
>I'll be demanding a rematch before I escape. ... With your dog.
>Other?
>>
>>3430175
>>So why did this Thatch guy pull me out? Wasn't I fighting his men?
>>
>>3430175
>So why did this Thatch guy pull me out? Wasn't I fighting his men?
>>
>>3430175
>>So why did this Thatch guy pull me out? Wasn't I fighting his men?
>>
>>3430175
>>So why did this Thatch guy pull me out? Wasn't I fighting his men?
>>Also I have to hunt down whoever shot me!
>>
>>3429813
>b) you got shot by your boss, and that pisses him off.
Yo whaaat. I thought we got sniped by an overeager Whitebeard mook. Reading comprehension has failed me.

So once/if we get rid of our amnesia we're hunting down that trading vessel captain and collecting whatt the owes us plus interest, yes?
>>
>thatch an hero

You ease off on the puppy-eyes. "So why did this Thatch guy pull me out? Wasn't I fighting his men?"

"... Honestly?"

"Yeeeeesssss?"

"You weren't exactly a threat to a shipful of us, especially with a Commander aboard."

... Savage.

"And apparently the men took a liking to you, and then your own side SHOT you, which... well, you may not remember, but us Whitebeard pirates are kind of big on loyalty. And from what the Captain said once they caught up with him, it was just to avoid paying you, which is even worse. So." He shrugs. "Galley's just here! It's not lunchtime yet, but the cooks are used to me grabbing stuff, so don't worry about it."

You weren't gonna worry anyway, you just want food, but you follow him in. It's such cleaner than you'd expect of a pirate ship's kitchen.

Also - daaaamn, those are some big fridges.

"That Captain sounds like a dick," you decide, as Mr Abs opens a cupboard and starts pulling out a loaf of bread. "I'm gonna stab him."

"Yeah, good luck with that, Thatch already shot him and chucked him overboard to see how HE liked it," Mr Abs says. "Sandwich?"

"Please!"

Butter next, then meat. A lot of it. Mmm, food. You pass Stefan a dog biscuit as Mr Abs tells you where they are, and take a seat as he starts making food for the two of you.

This sure is a weird day.

Kind of relaxing, though.

>(Anything to say/do?)

>>3430231
When you woke up you thought so, but the nurse clarified once she realised you had amnesia.
>>
>>3430250
>>What was so important on that ship anyway?
>>
>>3430250
And from what the Captain said once they caught up with him, it was just to avoid paying you, which is even worse. So."

Oof, that means they did catch the ship, which means they likely have the yami, which means PLOT IS STILL ON TRACK OH GOD NO

>>What was so important on that ship anyway?
>>
>>3430250
>>>What was so important on that ship anyway?
>>
>>3430250
>What was so important on that ship anyway?
>>
So question. Since Flashy has metal cutting, that means he has the basics of Armament, right? And he's already got a good grip on Observation. And we're a considerable way from hitting the Grand Line.

We JUST left the East Blue, and we have two types of Haki already.

Is... is Flashy a badass?
>>
>>3430287
Scratch that, just remembered Alabasta IS in Paradise. Point still stands?
>>
>>3430287
Preeeeeeetty much, yeah. He wasn't MEANT to have Armament, but metal-cutting seems to be the basics, so it's not too much. I hope.

Damn you, Oda.
>>
>fuck that ship to be honest

"What was so important on that ship anyway?"

Mr Abs looks up from his own sandwich as the pair of you eat, swallowing. "Aside from the regular loot? We got word there was a Devil Fruit on board. Still don't know what it is, it's not in the book, but it's worth a fortune anyway." He shrugs. "Thatch'll probably announce it at the big monthly meeting soon, decide if he's gonna sell it or give it to someone. There'll probably be a few people on board who want a Devil Fruit, so they're always good things to steal."

"Ah, right." Devil Fruits. You wonder...
>if you could steal that Fruit?
>if you could wrangle dessert?
>Other?

Someone pokes their head in through the galley door. "Hey, Ace. Apparently some prisoner escaped, so let us know if you spot anyone suspicious."

Mr Abs gives him a thumbs-up. "Will do!"

"Gre- uh. Who's that guy?"

"Oh, that's the prisoner."

You wave, because your mouth is full with delicious chicken and bread.

".... Right." The guy vanishes again, muttering something.

"So," you ask, swallowing the mouthful. "You can't actually ransom me off, what with me not knowing if I'm valuable to anyone, so what's going to happen to me?"

"How does being a pirate sound?"

>Okay, I guess.
>Pretty shit.
>Weirdly attractive.
>Other?
>>
>>3430415
>if you could wrangle dessert?
>Weirdly attractive.
>>
>>3430415
>>...Hey what's stopping someone from stealing that fruit? I mean, if I was able to walk around with no one stopping me until I met you, what's stopping someone else from doing that?
>>Weirdly attractive.
>>
>>3430415
>if you could wrangle dessert?
>Weirdly attractive.

...I'm trying to wrangle a pun on abs and attraction, but abs-traction has another meaning. Life's harsh
>>
>>3430430
See I don't really get the Ab-eal of those abs
>>
>>3430415
>Why everyones so obsessed with devil fruits, its definitely not because you realise if you had one you would have drowned when you were shot
>Weirdly attractive.
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3430440
So you prefer Smoker's abs, huh? Well, they're certainly good too. I'll allow it.

Testing rolls to see if they're still broken.
>>
>>3430415
>Other?
>Whats a devil fruit?
>Weirdly attractive.
>>
>mmm dessert

You shrug. "Weirdly attractive. Maybe I am one? Although I dunno why I'd be guarding a merchant ship in that case." Maybe you have a bounty? You don't really want to go through like, a billion posters to try and find yourself, though.

Mr Abs nods slowly. "Then how about meeting Pops, and joining the crew?"

>No, thanks.
>Only if I get to be Captain.
>Pay me five billion beri, and I'll consider it.
>Other?
>>
>>3430529
>>Pay me five million beri, and I'll consider it.
The last time we asked for 5 million we got shot in the head. What are the odds it happens again?
>>
>>3430529
>Pay me five billion beri, and I'll consider it.
>>
>>3430529
>>Pay me five billion beri, and I'll consider it.
>>Wait what even is the pay for a pirate on a crew this big?
>>
>>3430529
>Pay me five billion beri, and I'll consider it.
>>
>five birrion beli

"Pay me five billion beri5, and I'll consider it," you promptly say.

... You feel like someone out there is strangely proud of you, right now. Weird.

Mr Abs... just laughs, reaching down to pet Stefan. "You're definitely a mercenary! Buuuut, there's no way we'd do that. To be honest, if Pops takes a liking to you, you're not gonna have a choice."

What.

You frown. "What does that mean?"

"How should I put it... if Pops decides you're his son, then you're his son. That's all there is to it."

Oh. You see.

>Flip the table and punch him!
>Grab the butter knife and stab him!
>"No, I'm still escaping ... With your dog."
>Other?
>>
>>3430587
>>RUNNING TIME WE MIGHT BE A BADASS BUT WE'RE NOT DUMB ENOUGH TO FIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR SHIP WITH NO WEAPONS
>>
>>3430601
PapaRay taught you well...
>>
>>3430587
"I'm ether going to be paid 5 billion in cash, booze or candy or I'm going to escape... with your dog"
>>
>>3430587
>>Jokes on him...I'm a girl!
>>Run the fuck away while he's confused for a second or two
>>
>>3430601
>>3430587
Support
But thank him for the food first - we're not a complete savage here
>>
>>3430587
>>3430601
It won't work but what the hell. At least we'll probably get to see Ace be all cool and catch up to us anyway. Make sure that we take whatever food's right in front of us and stuff it in our mouth before we leave. Very important.
>>
>>3430601
Support
Remember to grab any strange looking fruits on the way out.
>>
HIGHLY IMPORTANT VOTE

>Thank him for the food first
>Don't thank him, he's violated the sanctity of guest-right!

AND

>Acquire doggy
>Goodbye Stefan, you'll always remember him
>>
>>3430663
>>Thank him for the food first
>>Acquire doggy
>>
>>3430663
>Thank him for the food first
AND
>Acquire doggy
>>
>>3430663
>>Thank him for the food first
>>Acquire doggy

What do you think we are some kind of savages!
>>
>>3430663
>Thank him for the food
>take dog.
>>
>>3430663
>>Thank him for the food first
>>Acquire doggy
>>
>>3430663
>Thank him for the food first
>Goodbye Stefan
Guys.
That's Whitebeard's dog.
And you guys SERIOUSLY want to try stealing him??
It's like you people WANT to get Silvers!Flashman prematurely killed so you can go back to regular Flashman!
>>
Yep... it's that day where Rogers' son fails at recruiting Rayleigh's son, so the latter steals a dog in retaliation.

To be fair, he's a very good boy.

>somewhere, shanks and rayleigh are giggling like 5yr olds

"Ah, right. It's like that, then." You nod slowly, before taking a last bite of your food and swallowing it. Then you reach down to pet Stefan.

"Yep! So how about it?"

"Well - firstly, thanks for the food. Second... how should I put it..."

You yank the happily-panting dog into your arms as you kick the chair back, already hurtling towards the door.

"FUCK NO!"
_____________

Ace gulps down remains of his meal as he watches his soon-to-be brother charge out of the galley (with Stefan, good to know he appreciates the important things in life), and then slowly cracks his knuckles, feeling the nostalgic grin spreading.

It sure is gonna be fun to be on the other side of the recruitment efforts!

Then he stands up, places the empty plates by the sink, and races after the guy.

>Run away!! What's the escape plan?!
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3430717
But...

D O G

Rolling for DOG
>>
>>3430720
>>Out of the window into the ocean! He won't expect that!
alternatively
>>Run into random rooms, maybe you'll find something that'll help you escape
>>
>>3430720
>Run into random rooms until we find an escape route!
>>
>>3430720
There's no plan.
>>
>>3430733
... you're right. This is Flashy. Why did I even bother asking?
>>
>>3430720
Run into random rooms and search for stuff, we can't kidnap (dognap?) Stephan without our giant fuckoff swords
>>
>>3430720
>>Run into random rooms until we find an escape route!
MAYBE WE CAN FIND SOMETHING USEFUL, LIKE A SEA VEHICLE, OR A REALLY BIG BIRD, OR TREASURE!
>>
>>3430720
>>>Run into random rooms until we find an escape route!
>>3430739
>MAYBE WE CAN FIND SOMETHING USEFUL, LIKE A SEA VEHICLE, OR A REALLY BIG BIRD, OR TREASURE!
It could even be a boat!
>>
>ITS RANDOM ROOM TIME

>Roll 1d100, best of 3
Lets hope having a cute dog boosts your luck!
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3430756
Good boy powers activate?
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3430756
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3430756
FOR THE DOG
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3430756
>>
>>3430766
HOLY FUCK IT WORKED

WE FOUND THE BOAT MADE OF DEVIL FRUITS
>>
>>3430766
HOLY SHIT WTF
>>
>>3430766
GOD BLESS THAT DOG!
>>
?
>>
>>3430766
WHAT

THE

FUCK

um

Pick a trip, you can use the bonus in here or the main quest.

STEFAN I LOVE YOU
>>
>>3430766
>>3430776
It's a sign! Give the fruit to the dog! He'll be the next Pirate King!
>>
Clearly Stefan brought back our luck. We'll protect him with everything we have
>>
>>3430783
Don't be a fool
This dog
IS THE PIRATE GOD(dog)
>>
>>3430776
Yo I always wondered, how much of a Devil Fruit do you actually have to eat? Is it like just one bite? One big bite? The majority of it? All of it?
>>
>>3430804
One bite is all it takes if I remember correctly.
>>
>>3430804
People in this universe have the uncanny ability to eat head sized fruits in single bites.
It's actually kinda terrifying.
>>
>>3430804
a single bite
I believe it was shown back in enies lobby
>>
>>3430784
Didn't you roll the last 100? Are you the new Honorable?

>100 flashy luck finally kicks in

You blaze through the corridors fast enough that no-one stops you, only yelling after you to watch where you're going, damn it.

What deck are you on?! Should you run? Hide? Jump out of a window?

Clutching your noble prize in your arms (he lets out a happy woof, tail still wagging at this fun game), you frantically glance left and right.

Fuck it.

You pick a door (unlocked!) and throw yourself inside, hoping you might be able to plan something from in here.

Slamming the door behind you, you pause.

It's... someone's cabin. A pretty nice one, though not ostentatious. A proper bed. Sea-chest. Bookshelf. Desk and chair-

Uh.

You glance at the side of the desk, where two giant, fuck-off swords are propped against the wall, along with a host of other weaponry next to them, on top of the chest.

Then you look on top of the desk, where a freaky, swirly purple fruit sits.

....

HMMMMMMMMMMM.

>Arm yourself and eat the Fruit.
>Arm yourself and take the Fruit.
>Arm yourself and feed the Fruit to Stefan.
>Other?

>>3430783
>wb's face when rayleigh's son dognaps his fluffy friendo, declares the dog his captain and his ambition to make the dog pirate king. and then feeds it a Logia fruit
>wb's face when teach tries to kill his dog
>wb's face when stefan casually rips teach apart and runs off to chase a ball

>>3430804
I believe Oda confirmed it as a single bite.

>>3430807
It's okay so long as they're not eating an energy field.
>>
>>3430811
>Arm yourself and eat the Fruit
MY FROOT NOW.
>>
>>3430811
>Arm yourself and eat the Fruit.
Pleasepleasepleaseplease.
>>
>>3430811
>>Arm yourself and eat the Fruit.
Yep, I got the last crit. I'm waiting for when I roll a nat 1. Because I'm not this lucky usually
>>
>>3430811
>Arm yourself and eat the Fruit.
>>
>>3430811
>Arm yourself and eat the Fruit.
It's time to fuck canon. For D O G
>>
>>3430811
>Arm yourself and eat the fruit.
>>
>>3430811
>>Arm yourself and feed the Fruit to Stefan.
Harry never needs a fruit, regardless of timeline!
>>
>>3430811
>>Arm yourself and feed the Fruit to Stefan.
>>
>>3430811
>>Arm yourself and eat the Fruit.
WE HAVE DONE IT
WE HAVE DESTROYED THE TIMELINE
>>
>>3430811
>>Arm yourself and eat the Fruit.
ZEHAHAHA
>>
So, we have 100 percent the most broken single fruit.
No way to escape tho.
Oh well.
If our dad was The Dark King, we're now a rather literal Dark Prince.
>>
>>3430811
>Arm yourself and feed the Fruit to Stefan.
>>
>>3430841
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Also technically we don't know if it's the Yami Yami itself that steals powers, or if it just shuts them down and eating people is for stealing powers
>>
>>3430841
...Oh my god. We got the literal edgiest fruit possible. This is what this roll >>3429749
warned us about
>>
>>3430841
The rest of this quest thread will be Blackbeard shenanigans, in which he plants a fruit nearby and attempts to kill us.
>>
>become the darkness for ULTIMATE EDGELORD

... fuck yeah.

Without a second of thought, you promptly place Stefan down, bolt the door behind you, step over to the desk, and take a massive bite out of that fucking thing which got you into this mess in the first place, and thus owes you.

Okay, a small bite, because you've heard they taste disgusting (and it does, holy shit, you see why they're called DEVIL Fruits - it's not the powers, it's because they taste like Satan's asshole).

Anyway.

You manage to choke the mouthful down, grimacing and trying not to puke as your tastebuds revel, and wait a few seconds.

... Can you do anything cool now?

>Roll 1d100, best of 3 to try and figure out your new abilities
>>
>>3430811
>Arm yourself and eat the Fruit
Serves you right for holding the Dark Prince prisoner
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3430850
Gotta make Stefan Proud
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3430850
I AM THE DARKNESS
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3430850
GANBATTE, FLASHY-CHAN
>>
>>3430850
Shit now we gotta think up super chuuni names for our moves

>>3430852
>>3430853
>>3430854
The mediocre, it hurts!
>>
>>3430811
>Arm yourself and feed the Fruit to Stefan.
>>
ALSO, we actually have a way to bring all our weapons around!
Well, one that isn't handwaved by qm.
Portable personal planar pocket FTW
>>
>>3430841
Also yami-yami is literally most un-flashy fruit possible
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)

We are eating darkness froot.
We need to go full chuuni, with special attacks with improbable names like "Big Bang Cross Blackhole" and "Dark Death Tornado (of blades)". >>3430850
Dice for newfound edgyness
>>
>>3430852
protect his smile/moustache

Also, who the fuck saw this coming at the start of the thread? Because I sure didn't.

>>3430852
>>3430853
>>3430854
None of you praised the dog, serves you right.
>>
>>3430860
Our name is no longer Harry Flashman
We shall go by Harry Shadowman!
Or maybe just Shadowman.
Amnesia, ow.
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3430858
Nice catch, we're now discount Gilgamesh.

>>3430862
Shit, maybe we actually need to call out those names to get good rolls.
>INFINITY DARK BLADE HORIZON
>>
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>The Amnesiac son of the Dark King, Silvers Rayleigh
>Wielding two massive swords
>Having eaten the Yami Yami no Mi
>Literally the Dark Prince
And yet we're the goofiest, friendliest, happiest of mother fuckers.
>>
>>3430867
ETERNITY CHAOS DARK BURST!
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3430873
>>3430867
ABYSSAL HEART DESTROYER
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3430876
FINAL SHADOW CURSE ANNIHILATOR!
>>
So.
Now we pretty much HAVE to become part of Whitebeards crew, because to escape we would somehow need to steal a lifeboat and row away on it fast enough for no-one to realise we did so.
GM, how many nat 100's would we need to do this?
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3430879
>>3430876
>>3430873
>>3430867
Hm. Should we lean the other way instead?
FRIENDSHIP BLADE
>>
>>3430867
>KINDERGARTEN
>Just crush enemies under unholy ammount of weapons
>"Get them, my precious children!"
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3430867
>>3430873
>>3430876
>>3430879
DARK DARKNESS
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3430883
you give me no choice but to respond
DARK FRIENDSHIP BLADE!
>>
>>3430886
Code: CRACKED
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

Maybe we need to act chuuni but have flashy names?
>>3430886
THE SOLUTION
>OVERWHELMING UPLIFTING EDGE
>>
>>3430886
SO EDGY, BUT GOOD
GOT IT
>>
>>3430886
>DARK
>cheesyness
>SWORDS
Here we have it folks: chuuny Flashy in a can
>>
>>3430886
Nice one
>>
Maybe if we make all our technique names chuuni as fuck our rolls will be better? Especially since we'll literally be using the darkness within our souls!
>>
>>3430866
Harry Darkdude.

>>3430869
I honestly don't know how the dice keep conspiring to pull shit like this, it's amazing.

>61, still shitty

You stare at the desk, trying to will it to do SOMETHING. Nothing happens. Isntnthis stuff meant to be instinctive? Didntou get a dud Devil Fruit?

Maybe it's a Zoan or Logia - you lift your arm, eyeing your hand intently, trying to make it change... And it sort of dies, in that you see some tiny plumes of black smoke or something curling off it.

...... Yeah, you have no idea. Well, it isn't a Zoan! You wave your arm a little, and... the items on the desk sort of shudder and rattle slightly? Sniggering a couple of inches towards you?

................ Okay, this is gonna take too long to figure out. Escape first!

You gather up the swords and rest of the weaponry - most of it's already attached to sheathes and harnesses which you quickly figure out (ooh, battle-fans. And a jitte. And throwing daggers. And a baton. And - Okay, there's a lot...).

"All right, Stefan," you tell your new buddy seriously,

>We're gonna have to pretend you're my hostage so we can get a boat. Is that okay?"
>We're going to have to steal a boat without being seen."
>We're going to have to set the ship on fire and escape during the chaos."
>Other?

>>3430881
I don't know anything any more.

>>3430886
I'm in Hell.
>>
So if we DO escape (Blackbeard managed it)
Do we join the Strawhats and just be Mr. Overpowered and one punch most of the arc villains?
>>
>>3430899
>We're going to have to steal a boat without being seen."
>>
>>3430866#
Harry Darkdude.

>>3430869#
I honestly don't know how the dice keep conspiring to pull shit like this, it's amazing.

>61, still shitty

You stare at the desk, trying to will it to do SOMETHING. Nothing happens. Isntnthis stuff meant to be instinctive? Didntou get a dud Devil Fruit?

Maybe it's a Zoan or Logia - you lift your arm, eyeing your hand intently, trying to make it change... And it sort of dies, in that you see some tiny plumes of black smoke or something curling off it.

...... Yeah, you have no idea. Well, it isn't a Zoan! You wave your arm a little, and... the items on the desk sort of shudder and rattle slightly? Skittering a couple of inches towards you?

................ Okay, this is gonna take too long to figure out. Escape first!

You gather up the swords and rest of the weaponry - most of it's already attached to sheathes and harnesses which you quickly figure out (ooh, battle-fans. And a jitte. And throwing daggers. And a baton. And - Okay, there's a lot...).

"All right, Stefan," you tell your new buddy seriously,

>We're gonna have to pretend you're my hostage so we can get a boat. Is that okay?"
>We're going to have to steal a boat without being seen."
>We're going to have to set the ship on fire and escape during the chaos."
>Other?

>>3430881#
I don't know anything any more.

>>3430886#
I'm in Hell.
>>
>>3430899
>We're going to have to set the ship on fire and escape during the chaos."
Hahaha!
I am a genius!
>>
>>3430899
>>You know how Ace smells? Lets ste- find his boat and book it.
May as well go maximum Flashman
>>
>>3430905
Ignore double post, what the hell.
>>
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>>3430886
It seems we have no choice. We must become pic related.
There are worse role models.

>>3430899
>>We're going to have to steal a boat without being seen."

>I'm in Hell.
You know you love us. The power of friendship is infinite!
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3430905
>We're going to have to steal a boat without being seen.

Do I remember how to roll yet? HELLFIRE HANDSHAKE!
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3430899
>>We're going to have to steal a boat without being seen."
rolling to see if he starts humming like Kronk from Emperors New Groove
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

Rolling to see if we need to let the darkness of our soul out to truly use our powers
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3430912
GIGA DEMONIC COMFORTING HUG
>>
>>3430907
>maximum Flashman
... You wanna fall off a roof?

>>3430911
I need to know what that's from, because it looks amazing.

>>3430912
How is this still working.

>>3430916
HOW
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3430907
Support, what a brilliant plan!

ALSO
I SHALL USE MY GIGAHELLFLARE TO SAVE MY FRIENDS
>>
>>3430905
>>"We're going to have to steal a boat without being seen."
Taking hostages is bad idea in this quest. Wasn't yami-yami increasing pain?
>>
>>3430905
>We're going to have to steal a boat without being seen."

>>3430922
Kamen Rider Fourze. I haven't watched it but I have watched the early 2000s Kamen Riders with TOP-NOTCH CGI and battle choreography... and that pic is telling me that Fourze is the cheesiest one of them all.
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3430922
fuck if I know. These dice just really want us to be edgelords

Rolling to see if this world is just hiding it's darkness behind a corpse of Justice
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3430922
Darkness Diplomacy!
>>
>>3430922
>I need to know what that's from, because it looks amazing.
Kamen Rider Fourze. Haven't seen it in years, and even then only bits and pieces, but it was amazing.
The protagonist is very, very Flashman.
>>
>>3430385
Well~, you could always say that we've only tapped into the tip of Armament haki, and it's not like our teacher is a big expert on armament, right? For all he knows, cutting steel is a normal part of being a badass swordsman.

Hooray for achievments in ignorance!
>>
>>3430935
THE WORLD IS INHERINTLY A GOOD PLACE YAAAAAAAAAY
>>3430938
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>
>cataclysmic cuddle attack

You inform Stefan of your cunning and brilliant plan to steal a boat... via stealth.

Sure, you have no idea where you are.

Sure, you have no Log Pose.

But that doesn't matter! You have a dog and a will of seastone! And soon - soon! You'll have a boat!

Stefan cocks a leg and starts licking himself.

... You give him a minute to compose himself.

The best way to steal a boat is to

>climb out of the pothole, and along the outside of the ship until you find a lifeboat or something. You can use daggers as handholds! Genius!
>sneaky sneaky sneak down the corridors, up onto deck, find a boat, and away! Surely you can avoid a few hundred people, right? What could possibly go wrong?
>cleverly reach the deck faster by destroying each ceiling above you and climbing up! Efficient!
>Other?

>>3430934
That's hitting the top of my To Watch list, thanks. I love super sentai shit.

>>3430942
Stop, my web is vibrating from my excitement~

>>3430946
>flashy: (masters armament)
>also flashy: i wish i knew armament :(
>pirates he's just beaten using armament: the fuck
>>
>>3430953
>cleverly reach the deck faster by destroying each ceiling above you and climbing up! Efficient!
I believe this option is also called
"Hello Whitebeard."
>>
>>3430953
>>climb out of the pothole, and along the outside of the ship until you find a lifeboat or something. You can use daggers as handholds! Genius!
We've just eaten a devil fruit. There is no better time to go climbing over the open ocean.
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3430953
>Climb out of the pothole, and along the outside of the ship until you find a lifeboat or something. You can use daggers as handholds! Genius!

Hostility Reduction Attack!
>>
>>3430953
>>climb out of the pothole, and along the outside of the ship until you find a lifeboat or something. You can use daggers as handholds! Genius!
Psh what's the worst that can happen? inb4 3 nat 1's
>>
>>3430953
>>climb out of the pothole, and along the outside of the ship until you find a lifeboat or something. You can use daggers as handholds! Genius!
We can tie Stefan to us with a rope or fabric or something. Give it a bit of slack too, so when we inevitably fall into the ocean, he can doggy paddle us back to safety.
>>
>>3430953
>>climb out of the pothole, and along the outside of the ship until you find a lifeboat or something. You can use daggers as handholds! Genius!
>>
>>3430899
>We're going to have to steal a boat without being seen."
>>
>>3430953
>Climb out of the pothole, and along the outside of the ship until you find a lifeboat or something. You can use daggers as handholds! Genius!
>>
>>3430953
You should watch the one where they're all fruit. Its called Kamen Rider Gaim

>climb out of the pothole, and along the outside of the ship until you find a lifeboat or something. You can use daggers as handholds! Genius!
>>
>>3430953
>>>climb out of the pothole, and along the outside of the ship until you find a lifeboat or something. You can use daggers as handholds! Genius!
Walls are just sideways roofs
>>
>>3430956
I believe we've already established that I am in no way subtle.

>Just ignore that my phone autocorrects porthole to pothole

That's right! You're going to climb out of the porthole (with your new dog tied to you, naturally) and find a boat that way! As a bonus, you've just eaten a Devil Fruit, so no-one would expect you to do that!

Okay, they don't KNOW you've just eaten a Devil Fruit. But still. It totally counts! You're a genius!

Outside, you distantly hear a bell ringing, and yells about a prisoner being on the loose. Sounds like Mr Abs has finally realized you're a trickier catch than he expected. Ha!

Well, you're too busy rigging up Stefan's harness to worry about that. With some spare sheets you found, it's not too hard, and he seems delighted all the novelty of today's adventure.

Truly, he is a worthy
>friend
>partner
>subordinate
>captain
>Other?

It isn't easy, getting out of a porthole when armed with a battalion's worth of weaponry and with a dog tied to your back, but you manage it.

Ignoring the waves below, you carefully draw your daggers, and slam them into the side of the Moby Dick.

Walls, you remind yourself, are just sideways roofs.

>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for working your way around the ship.

I should technically add a bonus on for general fitness, but nah. It's popcorn time.
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3430987
DARK CLIMB
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3430987
DICE GOOOODS
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3430987
>friend
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>>3430987
>friend
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>>3430994
>>3430992
>>3430990
Annnd it's back again
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3430987
>>captain
I'm not above voting for this
Also you guys call that rolling? THIS is rolling!
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3430987
>>partner
YOU FOOLS NONE OF THAT WAS POSITIVE
YOU HAD TO SAY

SPIDER WALK, ALLOW ME TO SAVE MY PUP
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3430997
Hmmm.

MELANCHOLIC FLOWER ASCENT
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>>3430987
>friend and partner in crime.
Look how much he's enjoying himself!

>>3430990
>>3430992
>>3430994
can't win against sideways roofs.
We are still flashman
>>3431002
mmmm
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>>3430987
>friend
The best one we got
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3431002
This is rolling badly.
NOW THIS IS ROLLING
DARK DICE THROW
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3430987
>>friend
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3431002
Damn, I'm not being edgy enough.

Let this roll represent the darkness that comes from the wounds of my heart. Left there by the cruel mistress they call fate
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>>3430987
>>partner

>>3430990
It's actually really fitting that the chuuni named moves turn out to be very average.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3431018
DAMN IT DICE. DO YOU WANT EDGE OR NOT?!

Rolling to see if we land on Shanks' boat that just happened to be passing by
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>>3431007
Well, I think I've mastered it. Clearly you guys just suck at naming.
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>>3431018
Nah, nah.
TOO edgy.
The combo is: Edge+Chuuny+HappyPuppy_Flashman
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3431027
hmmm so something like

Dark Silver Claw throw?
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3431027
Dark Silver DOG Throw
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3431027
No, it's either
Edge + Happy + (verb)
Or
Happy + Edge + (verb)

Let's try
TWINKLING DEATHDOOM KICK
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>>3431035
...you really plan to throw Stefan?
YOU MONSTER
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3431038
>I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIGHT
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3431035
CHAOTIC SHINING GUN THROW
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3431041
Huh, no wonder I rolled shit.

Dark Silver Sweets Throw

Also, I like how half this thread is just us trying to figure out the sentient dice
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3431042
>I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT!
Alright, this time let's try to quote it all proper like.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3431042
You fool! You forgot the echo!
>...(LIGHT! Light! light!)
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3431038
Okay, testing.
SHADOWY FUNTIME LAUNCH
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3431052
>I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT!...(LIGHT! Light! light!)
Got it, senpai.
>>
Man if we do join the Strawhats we're gonna be so stupidly broken.
For like the entire story.
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>>3431045
Detective Pistol is a Ally Of Justice aaand...
>>3431049
...first throwing our friend, and now SWEETS?
Those are to be eaten!

sigh.
Have Harry Silver Prince of Darkness + Best Boy
>yes, that IS a cape. Made of SHADOWS

>>3431058
See? He's doing it right
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

....rolling to see if we're just absurdly mediocre at most rolls
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>>3431081
oh
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>>3431081
Wait is this confirmation? Or not? I can't tell anymore
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>56, M E D I O C R E

It's a long, boring slog around the Whitebeards' ship. You dangle from two daggers, occasionally one as you tug one out to cross it over and stab into the next part of your path.

The waves are a pain.

The wind is a pain.

Your arms are probably gonna start aching soon.

At least Stefan's enjoying himself and not trying to bark, or piss on you, or whatever.

Such a good friend. The only one you can count on. Apart from your weirdly cute weapons, of course.

... You sigh. Can't those damn Whitebeards attach a damn boat to their ship or something?! You can still hear bells ringing every now and then, followed by yelled updates - no sightings of you (or Stefan) - and plenty of running about. Looks like a full search is underway, though they don't seem to have checked Thatch's cabi- Wait. Did you unlock the door before you climbed out of the porthole?

... They probably think he locked it and no-one could have got in. Ha!

You resist the urge to fist-pump, because you kind of need to focus on keeping your hands on practical matters right now.

Although

>maybe you should take a short break and climb back in through a porthole? Just to give your arms a rest.
>is that a ship you see in the distance?
>No! You must. Keep. Climbing!
>Other?

>>>3431070
WHY DOES BEST DOG NOT HAVE A CAPE AS WELL?! Are you looking down on our saviour Stefan?!

>>3431049
If this were the actual thread I might be annoyed, but as it's the non-canon one, I give zero shits.

>>3431081
Ouch.
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>>3431100
>>is that a ship you see in the distance?
Inb4 it's Garp
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>>3431100
>is that a ship you see in the distance?
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>>3431104
Surprise, this world had Dragon born as a woman, and she's your mother.

Garp has come to collect you and make you a strong Marine! Via cannonballs!
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>>3431100
>maybe you should take a short break and climb back in through a porthole? Just to give your arms a rest.
I like how casual all this is. We were just imprisoned and made an offer we couldn't refuse from one of the Four Emperors. We're currently scaling his ship with his dog tied to us. But it feels like just a regular day.
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>>3430905
I know what this Flashy should and does look like now.
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>>3431111
....Maybe drowning isn't so bad. Life is kinda overrated
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>>3431100
>is that a ship you see in the distance?

mistery box

>dog cape
...Yeah haven't got anythig, you're right.
On my defense, it's 2 am and I'm not really on the top of my game
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>>3431100
>>maybe you should take a short break and climb back in through a porthole? Just to give your arms a rest.
WHOSE ROOM IS IT
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>>3431100
>maybe you should take a short break and climb back in through a porthole? Just to give your arms a rest.
Hi blackbeard
Stole ur froot.
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>>3431100
>>No! You must. Keep. Climbing!
Flashman aint a quitter.
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>>3431114
To be fair, you have amnesia. This may well be a regular day for you!

>>3431122
Draw-anon, I know it's the weekend, but with all love for you (and your art), GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
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>>is that a ship you see in the distance?
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>>3431100
>>is that a ship you see in the distance?
>>
Calling for ship, which is winning by two votes

>A messenger from the Red Haired pirates!
>An envoy from... the Marines?
>Jinbei (plus crew, I guess)
>Another Whitebeard ship

By the way, I suspect you're definitely gonna get more than 100million for your first bounty. Or something stupid, like 100 beri.
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>>3431100
>is that a ship you see in the distance?
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>>3431201
>A messenger from the Red Haired pirates!
Piss off/ get adopted by ALL four emperors or die in the attempt.
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>>3431201
>>A messenger from the Red Haired pirates!
>>
>>3431201
>...the Marines?
[In The Navy intensifies]
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>>3431201
>>A messenger from the Red Haired pirates!
>>
>An envoy from... the Marines?
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>>3431208
Not sure if still dadadoption quest, brotheradoption quest, dognapping quest or enemyacquisition quest...
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>>3431201
>>Jinbei (plus crew, I guess)
Jinbei a cool dude.
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>>3431201
>A messenger from the Red Haired pirates!
Has Shanks met us before I wonder?
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>>3431201
>>Jinbei (plus crew, I guess)
I WANNA LEARN FISHMAN KARATE
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>>3431222
>Not sure if still dadadoption quest, brotheradoption quest, dognapping quest or enemyacquisition quest...
Yes.
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>>3431222
Its Flashyquest. The answer is always yes. Unless the intelligent thing to say is yes in which case the answer is no.
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>>3431201
>>3431201
>Jinbei (plus crew, I guess)
Torn between Jinbei and Shanks, but cool fish dude wins out. Hopefully we can convince him to set a course which takes us away from the Whitebeard ship.
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>>3431229
Excellent point. Although Whitebeard isn't your enemy until you steal all his booze.

Calling for a messenger from Shanks!

By the way, have Shanks' crew ever met you before?
>Yes
>No
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>3431239
Damn it, I can't choose
Dice don't fail me now!
>Yes (1)
>No (2)
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>>3431239
>Yes
If no they'll most likely toss us straight back to Whitebeard, so
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>>3431239
Yes.
"Ok so I got shot in the head and stole this dog and also a fruit, from Whitebeard."
>>
>>3431239
>No
I don't remember how far back it was when Shanks and Rayleigh met, but I imagine Shanks' crew has heard of us but not met us. Shanks might actually have met us when we were a kid.
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>>3431239
>Yes
>>
>>3431239
>Yes
Get us out of here or I'm TOTALLY telling dad the moment I get my memories back
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>>3431239
>Yes
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>3431239
Dice Jesus take the wheel!
>no(1)
>yes(2)
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>>3431239
>>Yes
>>BUT IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
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>>3431239
>Yes
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>>3431239
>>Yes
We were very young. We told him his hat looked stupid.
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>>3431239
>Yes
>>
I can't wait for the den den call where some poor Marine has to report to HQ that Whitebeard has declared war on Shanks because the latter stole the former's potential son AND his dog. And a Fruit, but Teach is the only one who even cares.
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>>3431269
I can only hope Rayleigh is fucking delighted by all this when he finally hears.
>>
>Yes
>>
>>3431269
Dad is gonna shit himself laughing
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>>3431269
At least this way we're absolutely guaranteed to get that 100 million bounty once Sengoku discovers what a headache we've left for the marines.
>>
Part of me is sad that this is non-canon, because imagine Smoker's face when he hears about how two of the Yonkos are fighting each other over an idiot kid and a dog
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>>3431292
Oh my god can this thread just end up as Smoker's nightmare?
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>>3431298
>>3431292
Don't worry, when we meet the user of the non-canon non-canon no mi, we can have a crossover
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>>3431298
I kinda want this to be continued in every non canon thread.
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>>3431309
Flashman Prime, with his parent parent no mi has gained control over the timelines.
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>>3431318
Holy shit. This is literally the quest's filler as the QM gets more material (canon).
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>>3431324
I know.
That's why I said in every non canon thread.
Rather than a different scenario.
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>>3431324
Thinking more about it, this is actually pretty obvious and I'm an idiot for not realizing it.

I'm kinda torn between actually wanting to continue with OG Flashman and this though. This is G8-tier filler right here.
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>>3431331
Non cannon is fun because there are no consequences so we can relax and enjoy the nonsense, but I am really looking forward to Flashy in Alabasta
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>better red than white...beard

You squint out at the approaching ship. Is that... the Red Haired jolly roger it's flying? And a white flag under it to signal non-hostile intentions?

You feel a weird buzz of relief at the ship, but have no idea why. Maybe you come from an island under their protection?

Whatever the case, you doubt they'll be sticking around. If you can smuggle yourself onto their ship - which is a lot smaller and less threatening, only room for perhaps ten or twelve people - they can sail you right out of Whitebeard's reach!

Sure, you might end up pissing off the Red Haired pirates when they find you stowed away and realize they accidentally have Whitebeard's prisoner, but that's a problem for future-you!

You must be some kind of strategic genius. It's the only explanation for how brilliant you are.

As the ship rapidly heads in to dock with the Moby Dick - apparently they're not exactly expected, from all the yelling above, but they must be calling on the den den or Whitebeard just doesn't give a shit, because no-one's firing on them - you manage to dagger-climb your way down to a thick ledge, crawling along it and crouching beside some decorative flouncy crap that's sticking out. As soon as no-one's looking, you will become a ninja. OF THE DARK.

..... Hey, your arms started billowing creepy black shadow-smoke when you thought that. Nifty.

"Wuff!"

You pet Stefan's head. A worthy companion and noble friend.

The ship docks, and you can juuuust about see some spiky-haired dude climbing up the long (like, REALLY long) rope ladder that's been thrown down.

Hmm.

>Try to sneak aboard the ship while Spiky and the Whitebeards have their meeting (higher chance of escape)
>Try to eavesdrop on the meeting before you sneak onto the ship (lower chance of escape)

>>3431292
Don't worry, if you escape, you can still head to East Blue. (And get adopted by Smoker.)

>>3431298
... I have the best idea. Shhhhhh.
>>
>>3431358
>>Try to sneak aboard the ship while Spiky and the Whitebeards have their meeting (higher chance of escape)
>>
>>3431358
>Try to sneak aboard the ship while Spiky and the Whitebeards have their meeting (higher chance of escape)
>>
>>3431358
>Try to sneak aboard the ship while Spiky and the Whitebeards have their meeting (higher chance of escape)
>>
>>3431358
>>Try to sneak aboard the ship while Spiky and the Whitebeards have their meeting (higher chance of escape)
We need the easiest path we can get at this rate
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>>3431358
>>Try to sneak aboard the ship while Spiky and the Whitebeards have their meeting (higher chance of escape)
Shadow sneak Silvers secures Stefan stealthily.
>>
>sneaky sneaky

You COULD try and listen in on a meeting between a Yonkou and a Yonkou's representative... but you don't give enough of a crap.

Plus, you don't just have yourself to worry about! You have Stefan now!

While all attention seems to be focused on Spiky up above, you carefully dart along the ledge, closer to the Red-Haired's ship.

Now all you have to do is climb down that ladder and get on board without anyone noticing!

What could possibly go wrong?

>Roll 1d100, best of 3. Partial success DC 50, total success DC 80
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3431382
AAGGH COME ON STEFAN
>>
>>3431384
STEFAN IS INCREDIBLE
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3431382
Ignore this 1
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3431382
FOR THE DOG
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>>3431384
>>3431388
>>3431389
IT'S BACK LADS

ALL HAIL STEFAN
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>>3431389
>>3431384
>>3431388
I-IT WORKED!
STEFAN IS OUR BOI
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>>3431358
>>Try to sneak aboard the ship while Spiky and the Whitebeards have their meeting (higher chance of escape)
We told Ace we were gonna take Stefan and escape, and we're a man of our word!
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>>3431384
>>3431388
>>3431389
What the fuck

Okay, uh...

I gotta figure out something extra for that.
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>>3431384
>>3431388
>>3431389

Stefan is our good luck friend (Read as Mascot)
>>
Think of the headlines
>"RED HAIRED" SHANKS STEALS WHITEBEARDS DOG WITH AID FROM SILVERS HARRY, SON OF "DARK KING" RAYLEIGH. WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED BETWEEN THE TWO FACTIONS
Imagine Sengoku's fucking face.
>>
...apparently the source of Pirate!Flashy's strength is edginess and goodbois
>>
....wait a second. We've done terribly/mediocre on every combat/fitness roll right? What if this Flashy is just absurdly lucky with Non-combat rolls?
>>
>>3431403
... I finally got that non-combat quest I wanted?

>>3431399
You wouldn't be able to see his face, it'd be hidden behind a massive bottle of alcohol.
>>
>>3431403
Nah, we got mediocre rolls for finding food and approaching Stefan. We did start getting better rolls after we stole Stefan, though... a few mediocre ones in there but better than before! Clearly if it's something Stefan can help with, we roll excellently! He sniffed out the fruit and he's the one that's helping us out with stealth!
>>
>>3431399
>HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF BERIS WORTH OF DAMAGE DONE TO MARINEFORD, GARP TO BE REPRIMANDED FOR "LAUGHING TOO HARD".
>>
>>3431403
>Shit combat (where he shoul be good)
>Epic non-combat (the original quest Plan)
...oh my dog.
He really IS anti-Flashman
Well. Mostly.
Still subverting all expectations, sooo... is he?
I'm confused.
>>
>>3431422
>Flashy finds a good girl locked room with an already eaten devil fruit
>Silvers finds a good boy in an unlocked room with an uneaten devil fruit
How far does this rabbit hole go?
>>
>97 top kek

(+10 to all future stealth rolls due to triple-90s)

(+10 to all future climbing rolls due to triple-90s)

You skim down the ropes like some kind of monkey, limbs powered by glee and urge to protect your new, fluffy buddy, who looks about himself with excited eyes.

Well, as excited as dog eyes can be, anyway.

You hit the deck of the Red Haired ship almost silently, sparing a glance up, but no-one's looking down at you. The door to inside isn't locked, either - you sneak in, Stefan wonderfully quiet, and then quickly into an corridor and down some stairs belowdecks, as you head footsteps approaching.

They go past without a pause.

... You are a NINJA.

While Stefan snuggles his face against your neck, you investigate a few rooms of the small vessel as quietly as possible, looking for somewhere to hide.

At the very least, you need to not be found until you're out of Whitebeard territory.

(TRIPLE 90SSSSSSS)

Aha! A currently unused cabin! Perfect.

You still have to be quiet, because it sounds like there's a few more people on board, but you can put Stefan down, and even stretch out and get some rest.

... Man, you're awesome.

Stefan apparently agrees, by the way he rests his head on your leg and lazily wags his tail.

Now you just have to wait for the meeting to end, and the Red Haired pirates to leave the Moby Dick.

>Roll 1d100, best of 3, to see if you get found. And if so, how soon?

If you end up stealthing aboard the Red Force and stealing Shanks' hat, I'm gonna cry.
>>
>>3431466
inb4 nat 1 means right now
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3431466
Nice
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3431466
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>3431468
...Shanks stole my roll
also...FOR THE PUPPY!
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3431466
Wait, does Luffy not have it or something?
Also good job good boi Stefan.
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>>3431478
>>3431480
>4 seconds
FUCK
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>>3431469
>>3431476
>>3431478
>>3431480
Why have you forsaken us, almighty Stefan?
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>>3431480
Oops, I meant coat. It's late.

Also... wow. Clearly you have to be carrying Stefan for it to work.
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3431484
You must say his name directly, it must be the only way. Stefan you are the best boi
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3431504
Obviously your praise to Stefan is hollow, watch a true believer at work

\|T|/ PRAISE STEFAN
>>
>>3431512
Wrrrryyyyy!!
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3431512
!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRAISE!
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

THE DOG IS GOD
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>>3431512
And that's how it's down boyo
>>
LAST UPDATE OF THE NIGHT/MORNING

>33 + 10 stealth = 43

You hear the cries as the Red Haired emissary returns, then shortly after feel the ship setting off, slow at first, then faster as they leave the Moby Dick's wake.

....

Yeah.

You think you might just have made it.

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOM~

Heaving a sigh, you curl up on the floor, resting your weary body, and settle in for a good, long nap.

You wake up to a boot nudging your side.

"Nnghn?" Not the most eloquent of words, but you get your point across as you turn bleary eyes up at... a guy.

An unimpressed-looking guy. With spiky hair.

... Nuts.

"Good evening, Sleeping Beauty," the guy says, voice droll. "Just to check, are you Silvers Harry?"

Uh.

Stefan gives a sleepy bark, which doesn't really help.

>... Who?
>Yes. Yes, I am he. Absolutely. If that's a guy you don't wanna give back to old Whitey.
>Beats me, dude, I have amnesia.
>Silvers? Like Silvers Rayleigh?
>Back off! I have a dog, and I'm not afraid to use him!
>Other?

>>3431512
HOLY SHIT, IT'S REAL

Okay guys, heading to bed now, continuing tomorrow. I'm actually caught up on Alabasta now, but... I can't look away from this trainwreck just yet.

How's the thread going for you guys? Worth the wait for Alabasta? Hate this Flashy? Want to start a cult for Stefan?
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>>3431521
>>3431521
>>3431515
May Stefan bless you all fellow believers
>HOLY SHIT, IT'S REAL
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>>3431528
>Beats me, dude, I have amnesia
Also bring up the gunshot scar on our face wherever it is.

10/10 thread desu.
I want this particular side story to be the one we stick with whenever we go non canon.
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>>3431528
>”Beats me, dude. I have amnesia.”
>Indicate head wound.
>>
>>3431528
>Beats me, dude, I have amnesia.
>now could you leave me alone, I'm trying to sleep here
>>
>>3431528
>>Beats me, dude, I have amnesia.
Night OP.
Looking forward to Alabasta, but I'm enjoying Dark Flashy while it lasts. It's good to have the occasional filler arc now and then, as a palate cleanser if nothing else.
>>
>>3431528
>>Yes. Yes, I am he. Absolutely. If that's a guy you don't wanna give back to old Whitey.

Absolutely loving this thread. Flashy is just so goddamn lovable and now you've given him a dog.
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>>3431528
>>”Beats me, dude. I have amnesia.”
>>Indicate head wound.
Night BP. This entire thread is one hell of an adventure. 100% worth the wait. And Yes I want a cult for Stefan. Also congrats on finally getting your non-combat quest
>>
>>3431548
>gives us supreme combatant Flashy, with both Armament and Observation and NOW a broken OP Devil Fruit
>useless in combat
>barely trained flashy with camera
>SCOURGE OF THE STRAWHATS
>>
>>3431528
>Back off! I have a dog, and I'm not afraid to use him!
>>
Can you imagine how shit Blackbeard must feel right now
>YES! THE FRUIT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE, MY DREAM SHALL BECOME TRUE!
>now I just need to kill Thatch and steal it tonight...
>*speedy blonde kid with a dog zips past*
>wonder what that was all about?
>10 minutes later
>THE PRISONER HAS ESCAPED, AND HE TOOK STEFAN! AND THATCH MENTIONED HIS DEVIL FRUIT HAS GONE MISSING!
>fuck
>>
>>3431528
>Beats me, dude, I have amnesia.
>>3431556
Speaking of canon flashy, all we have to do is beat up luffy and we've embarrassed ever member of the monster trio in singles combat
Think about that for a second
>>
>>3431528
>>3431528
>”Beats me, dude. I have amnesia.”
>Indicate head wound.
Alabasta please. all the dicefagging in this thread is starting to get on my nerves
>>
>>3432526
Take a chill candy anon. This thread is best served with booze and a Zoro interlude
>>
>>3432526
>>3432629
Just realized this sounded kinda offensive, sorry.

I just wanted to say this entire G8 arc is just for fun and shenanigans and to just enjoy the ride.

Like watching a non-horrible trainwreck with booze and candy in hand
>>
>>3431528
>>3431548
support
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>>3431596
Pretty much! Also...
>be Ace
>run across some escaped prisoner
>seems like a cool guy, just needs some combat training
>fuck yeah, new brother
>amnesia too, so easy recruit
>he runs away. with Stefan
>top kek, he gonna Learn
>go looking for him
>.... still looking for him
>............ oh shit
>ace's goddamn face when he lets a prisoner escape with his father's dog and the devil fruit he told him about

And this is how instead of Ace running off to kill Blackbeard, Ace is going to run off to drag his new little brother and dog back.

Oh, and Blackbeard's coming after you too. This is fine, right?
>>
Christ Almighty, this thread has been nothing but a rollercoaster of a trainwreck.

I LOVE IT

And yes, supporting Silvers Harry being Smoker's recurring night terror.
>>
>>3431528
>>Back off! I have a dog, and I'm not afraid to use him!
>>
>>3431466
Erm boss is this added to Flashman? or do i have to make a new paste for Nega-Harry?
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>>3432927
Uh... I wasn't gonna bother having a sheet for this Flashy because it was meant to be a one thread thing... but considering people want to revisit him...

If you like? I mean honestly, I should have given you bonuses for climbing and stuff, but we're playing it pretty fast and loose here in non-canon-land. At the moment it's just +100 for swords and +10 for stealth and climbing.
>>
>>3432927
Oh, to clarify, any gains here do NOT affect canon Flashy, and vice versa.
>>
>>3432930
I'm fine with letting AU-Silvers!Flashman go after this peek at his antics. I feel trying to fit in two quests into one won't go well for anyone, but that's just me. I could be a lame dummy that is against fun.
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>>3432935
It's not really 2 quests in 1 but people just wanting to go for this one if we ever have to do a non-canon thread again while the QM rereads the manga or something, I think.
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Yeah, for all it's cool and a lot of fun, I would rather this be kept a fun one-off interlude that maybe gets jokingly referred to as Smoker's recurring (and surprisingly detailed) nightmare. Maybe in the far distant future revisited as a seperate quest altogether, but definitely not an on-off alternating thing - I came for and love BP Quest, not an inverted spinoff.
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>>3432935
I'm with HAnon on this. As fun as this is, I'd rather have the opportunity to do something else if we do another non-canon thread than have to keep track of two protags
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Looks like people want to keep this as a one-off rather than something that happens every few months, be warned that I WILL have to do some kind of non-canon thread now and then while I reread manga, etc. You guys can just vote on what you want when it happens.

Also if I ever do another quest, it'll probably be a supervillain or phantom thief one, rather than the facepalm-inducing adventures of Silvers 'Prince of Chaos' Harry. I just love me some wacky, Golden Age supervillainy.
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>>3432947
Different one-off iterations of Flashman for the non-canon threads, maybe? Revolutionary Flashy? CP9 Rookie Flashy? Fishman Flashy? Okama Flashy?
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>>3432956
>implying okama flashy isn't your canon future
You sweet Summer-island child...
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>>3432960
I refuse.
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>>3432947
Well, I'll just vote for this Flashy.
Not everyone wants to keep it One Off.
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>>3432966
But the boa! Are you telling me you don't want Flashy in a pink feather boa?!

... And now I'm imagining a pair of stiletto high-heels with the heels made of seastone, so expect someone to be fighting in those at some point.
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>>3432956
ALSO forgot to say, original plan of cankn quest was to have your unknown mother as a fishwoman or mermaid, and you'd only discover this when you fell/jumped into water and found yourself doing freaky gill stuff and developing webbing between your digits. Then the quest actually happened, and plans obviously changed. A lot.

Anyway, writing.
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>check out my sweet-ass head wound, u jealous?

"Beats me, dude, I have amnesia." You yawn, and wave vaguely towards your head-gauze.

Spiky looks at it, then back at you. "Seriously?"

"Yuuuuup."

"Oh, for- You were right, Kato," he calls out of the door. "It's probably him!"

"I told you it looked like him!" Some woman. "Listen to your seniors, rookie!"

"Not a rookie," Spiky mutters, then sighs. "Kid, your name is Silvers Harry, son of Silvers Rayleigh. And, uh, apparently the Whitebeards captured you and... have decided you're one of them now. Good luck with that, I need to go call my Captain. And maybe get drunk."

You stare up at him, feeling a little more awake.

>Do they want their dog back? Because he's mine now.
>Did they mention anything about a Devil Fruit?
>How did the Red Haired's know I was there?
>Just so you know, I defeated twenty of them in single combat.
>Other?
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>>3432998
>>Do they want their dog back? Because he's mine now.
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>>3432998
>Do they want their dog back? Because he's mine now.
This is Stefan’s quest.
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>>3432998
>Do they want their dog back? Because he's mine now.
>Also I would like to go on record stating that I absolutely would not like to be one of ''''them''''
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>>3432998
>Do they want their dog back? Because he's mine now.
>Did they mention anything about a Devil Fruit?
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>>3432998
>Do they want their dog back?
Whitebeard is a bro, the Whitebeard pirates are bros, and Flashy would be nearly as close as possible to Ace's rockin abs at all times. I'd be fine being a Whitebeard pirate... so long as Whitebeard is okay with out actual dad still being our dad.
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>>3433018
Yeah.
But Blackbeard.
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>stefan quest sounds pretty amazing, to be honest

"Do they want their dog back? Because he's mine now."

"........" says Spiky. "... I... I'm pretty sure they want him back, yes. And you. While I'm reasonably sure Captain Shanks won't let us hand YOU over, the dog might have to go, kid."

Your eyes narrow at him, as you wrap your arms around a sleepy, fluffy doggy.

"... Gotta say, you aren't what I expected from the Dark King's kid." Spiky shakes his head, then turns to leave. "Feel free to wander the ship, just... don't mess with anything. We'll be back at the Red Force in couple of days."

>No way! I'm not going to another Emperor's ship, I only just got off the last one!
>Ugh, fiiiiiiiiiiine...
>Hey... hypothetically speaking, what if I hijacked this ship and declared you guys my new crew?
>Other?
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>>3433022
>Ugh, fiiiiiiiiiiine...
Hey since you apparently know who I am can you tell me about me? Attempt to jog my memory or something?
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>>3433026
>Ugh, fiiiiiiiiiiine...
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>>3433026
>No way! I'm not going to another Emperor's ship, I only just got off the last one!
>Hey... hypothetically speaking, what if I hijacked this ship and declared you guys my new crew?
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>>3433026
>>Hey... hypothetically speaking, what if I hijacked this ship and declared you guys my new crew?
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>>3433026
>Ugh, fiiiiiiiiiiine...
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>>3433026
>Ugh, fiiiiiiiiiiine...
>Hey... hypothetically speaking, what if I hijacked this ship and declared you guys my new crew?
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>>3432984
....wait if you're a fishman and you eat a devil fruit, does that mean that you won't drown but you'll have to walk on the seafloor and figure out how to get back up to the surface without swimming?
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>>3433026
>Ugh, fiiiiiiiiiiine...
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>>3433026
>Hey... hypothetically speaking, what if I hijacked this ship and declared you guys my new crew?
Yohoho he took a bite of Yami Yami no Mi
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>>3433026
>>Ugh, fiiiiiiiiiiine...
Please don't antagonise the people who are actively taking us away from those scary whitebeard weridos, anons
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>>3433026
>Ugh, fiiiiiiiiiiine...
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>>3433068
You don't want a Davy Back fight between Shanks and WB over you? How odd.
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>>3433086
>You don't want a Davy Back fight between Shanks and WB over you? How odd.
That sounds hilarious, especially considering Flashy would likely still prefer to not join either. They just ignore all his protests
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>>3433086
But
If they leave us alone for a bit, we can start to play-I mean, experiment with our newfound fruity power
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>>3433086
... Anti-adoption quest! Try to acquire as few dads/relatives as possible! Run away from anyone wanting to protect or dote on you!

Truly, you are the anti-Flash.
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>angsty teenager mode go!

"Ugh," you groan, flopping your arms back on the floor. "Fiiiiiiiiiiine..."

"Wuff!" See? Stefan agrees with you. He wants to be free! Or at least reasonably cheap!

Spiky rolls his eyes, and heads out, calling for his buddies to call their Captain. You're pretty sure Shanks and Silv- your dad are friends. It feels right, somehow. Admittedly, you're not sure how Shanks will respond to all THIS, but...

You're probably safe, now.

Maybe.

.... They're totally gonna come after you for the whole dog and Devil Fruit-eating thing, aren't they?

>What do while waiting for the Shanks call?
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>>3433103
>Practice with your devil fruit
We must truly become the Dark Kni- I mean, Prince.
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>>3433108
+1
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>>3433103
>>Practice with your weapons
Lets see if our skills have been affected by the amnesia
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>>3433103
>See what your Devil Fruit can do.
>Play with that Puppo.
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>>3433103
Train with the new fruit powers
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>>3433103
Yami time.
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>>3433108
>>3433103
Support
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>>3433108
Support
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>BECOME THE DARKNESS

>Roll 1d100, best of 3
+6 bonus from previous use of it.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3433121
Hello darkness my old friend
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3433121
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3433121
STEFAN lend me your power!
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>>3433124
Holy Shit
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>>3433124
So when are we getting a cape?
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>>3433124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WkAiTMQTnE
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>>3433133
Ah, a fellow connoisseur.
A man of fine taste in pancakes
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Oh shit I just had the thought that to get Silvers Harry's memory back we need to get his head hit again.

And there's no better hit to the head than The Fist
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>93, noice. +6 = 99, you have done Stefan proud.

Well, you're awake now, for better or worse. So this seems like as good a time as any to practice with your What The Fuck Ever It Is Fruit!

Sitting up, you hold your arms out again, remembering the look and (strange, cold) feeling that erupted from one earlier.

This time, something clicks.

Your arms, your hands, wherever you want - darkness spills from you, swirling smoke of charred black, and you can direct it... pretty much anywhere.

Darkness fuckery?

And... some kind of gravity stuff, considering how you can will the nearby furniture to scrape across the floor towards your billowing arms.

.... Sweet.

You need to be careful with Stefan around, who doesn't look impressed by your new UBER DARKNESS POWERS, but you think you're getting a handle on it.

Darkness and gravity. You're pretty sure gravity is a Fruit all on its own, so who knows how THIS works, but whatever. You can make huge clouds of darkness that can fill the room, or tug things towards you slowly or quickly - is there a weight limit? Distance?

Paramecia, you guess. You can't actually turn INTO darkness, after all.

"Not bad," you tell Stefan. He huffs and shoves his head against you for pets.

Still, you don't think you can practice any more in here, not without hurting Stefan or trashing the ship. You could swear you saw the walls bow a little towards the darkness when you increased the gravity-pull stuff, and it'd be kinda bad to sink the ship when you can't swim.

>What do now? (Just one last action before Spiky returns)
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>>3433139
Well, there is Garp...
Also, we got shot in the head and survived, that means we have built up immunity, cannonballs shouldn't be too bad now.
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>>3433141
>Fetch with Stefan
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>>3433141
>Play with Stefan
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>>3433141
Play with the pup. See if we can teach him tricks.
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>>3433143
>Be Silvers H.
>Hear dad is some hobo called Rayleigh
>Hear he's friends with some bigshot marine
>Hey maybe he can help us with the whole amnesia thing
>Cannonball montage

>>3433141
...That is a fucking Logia, Harry
also
>Teach Stefan tricks
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>>3433152
>...That is a fucking Logia, Harry
Tbf it's a weird one. IIRC Blackbeard couldn't be damaged whilst using it, but he could still feel pain
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I give you an opportunity to practice your weaponry or go spy on/interrupt the Shanks call... and you play with a dog instead. I’m so proud of you, Flashy. Stay true to yourself!

>>3433152
Teach can’t actually turn INTO darkness, as far as I’m aware, and Harry’s thoughts are ‘it’s not a Logia if you can’t turn into your power’. Yami Yami be freaky. I’d say he could turn into darkness if it were an Awakened Logia, but who knows what that involves.

>What tricks do you want to teach Stefan? He likely already knows sit, stay, etc.
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>>3433155
Teach him to dance
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>>3433155
If we had our memories, and not anti-Flashman
>How to wield a sword, obviously
Alas, it's Silvers H.
So dunno
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>>3433160
>>3433155
This. Teach him to dagger wield with his mouth a la Zoro
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>>3433160
...wait
>Darkness Power
>Bigass sword
>Epic doggo

Pirate!artorias and sif?
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>>3433160
I want to beat early Zoro in a swordfight with a dog
Support
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>>3433155
>Backflip
And assist him with a LITTLE BIT of dark gravity
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Calling for Zoro-dog...

>Roll 1d100 for teaching/animal-handling
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3433169
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3433169
>Roll 1d100 for teaching/animal-handling
pft... it's a friendship roll
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3433169
Let's go Stefan
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>3433169
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>>3433173
You’re right, I apologise.

>>3433175
‘Hell-Hound’ Stefan approaches! Bounty of 200,000,000!
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>>3433177
Stefan's gonna have a bigger bounty than us at this rate
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>>3433177
>>3433179
It's Genius
>OP bullshit and Stefan gets bigger as he gets stronger
>Hide in the fur to provide weapons from seemingly nowhere and darkness power for maximum mindfuckery
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>77

“All right, Stefan,” you tell him seriously, “let’s see if we can teach you something cool, okay?”

He tilts his head at you. “Wuff?”

You nod. “Yes. We’re going to make sure you can help out in combat, in case those Whitebeards come and try to take you back. Here, try this dagger.”

Stefan gives a happy bork as he sniffs the dagger you hold out, before holding it carefully in his mouth by the hilt. Then he happily tail-wags as you reward his brilliance with scritches.

“Okay! Let’s begin!”
_______

Hating his entire day (and possibly life), Rockstar gave a brief knock on the cabin door, before shoving it open. Screw waiting for an answer, the kid was hardly gonna be naked. What could he possibly walk- in... on.....

....

Feeling his head starting to ache even further, Rockstar closed his eyes and tried not to look at the young man and the dog. Currently sparring in front of him, with a long sword, and a dagger held in the dog’s mouth.

........ Fuck today.
_________________

You pause sparring as Spiky reappears. Stefan waits patiently, like a good boi.

“Hey, Spiky! What did your Captain say?

(Stefan’s Dagger skill increased to +@#£&*!)

“Apparently I have to take you back to Sabaody. Your dad wants you safe until you remember everything.”

>Seriously?! No way, I can protect myself fine!
>I’m a grown man of however-old-I-am years! He can’t tell me what to do! And neither can Shanks! Or you! ... Stefan has a say in things, though.
>... I declare this ship and all aboard it mine!
>Other?
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>>3433191
>Seriously?! No way, I can protect myself fine!
Escape 2: Electric Boogaloo?
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>>3433191
>I’m a grown man of however-old-I-am years! He can’t tell me what to do! And neither can Shanks! Or you! ... Stefan has a say in things, though.
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>>3433191
>>I’m a grown man of however-old-I-am years! He can’t tell me what to do! And neither can Shanks! Or you! ... Stefan has a say in things, though.
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>>3433191
>>3433191
>Oh thank god, no way those weirdos will chase me all the way to Sabaody.
Getting away from Whitebeards >>> everything else
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>>3433191
>I’m a grown man of however-old-I-am years! He can’t tell me what to do! And neither can Shanks! Or you! ... Stefan has a say in things, though.
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>>3433200
>>3433191
Support
Sure going back to dad will be embarrassing, but if it between that and being kidnapped to serve on a yonko's ship...
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>>3433191
>I mean, my dad sounds like an important dude. He probably knows best...
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>>3433191
>I’m a grown man of however-old-I-am years! He can’t tell me what to do! And neither can Shanks! Or you! ... Stefan has a say in things, though.
>inb4 Stefan smells fish
>inb4 Conomi island
>inb4 Stefan becomes Nami's captain instead
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>>3433191
>I’m a grown man of however-old-I-am years! He can’t tell me what to do! And neither can Shanks! Or you! ... Stefan has a say in things, though.
>... I declare this ship and all aboard it mine!
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>>3433191
>I’m a grown man of however-old-I-am years! He can’t tell me what to do! And neither can Shanks! Or you! ... Stefan has a say in things, though.
>... I declare this ship and all aboard it mine!
Fuck you we're the Stefan Pirate crew now!
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>>3433191

>>3433208
>>3433200
Yeah supporting something on the lines of these two. To Sabody! And away from Whitebeard!!
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>>3433191
>>3433200
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>>3433191
>We shall make Stefan the Pirate King!
>Inb4 Stefan beats up the Moster Trio
>Inb4 Stefan has Conqueror's Haki
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Kind of surprised, I thought you guys wanted to get to East Blue. Is there something in particular you want to do in Sabaody/Sabondy/however it’s spelled, or are you guys just trying to be IC for amnesiaFlashy?
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>>3433223
I'm assuming we roll dice along the way
*Cough*Logue town*cough*
*cough*Alabasta*cough*
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>>3433223
I wanted to stay and see how bad non canon Flash can fuck up the timeline
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>>3433223
Flashy I feel is getting big trust vibes from Shanks' crew, and is at *least* smart enough to know that head injuries resulting in memory loss, while funny, aren't a joke, and should recover right before trying to do BIG ADVENTURE again.
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>>3433227
Aren't we already on the Calm Belt right now?
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>>3433223
Just counted, not going to Sabaody is winning by 2.
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>>3433223
Hey man I just want to take over this ship and kickstart the Stefan Pirates, don't lump me in with this weaksauce. I even made our Jolly Roger!
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>>3433230
I actually forgot about that haha
Guess Flashman ain't the only one affected by that head shot

>>3433234
Man I wanna see White Beard's face when we make the Stefan the 5th Emperor
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>>3433230
Yes, although WB’s ship was heading back towards the New World. The Red Force moved out towards the Calm Belt pretty soon after they got a call from Rayleigh saying, ‘hey, the ship my dumbass chuuni son was on was reported sunk by the fucking WB pirates, please go find out what happened before I have to go murder them all’.

Not that you know that ICly.

>>3433231
Ooh, thanks, I’ll do a count soon anyway just to see what kind of vibes the votes are giving off.

>>3433234
Beautiful. Tell him the world’s biggest bouncy ball is at Raftel, that dog will be Pirate King before you know it.
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>>3433200
Support
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

OKAY, yep, looks like 7 for hell no and 5 for okey-dokey, back home. And one general announcement for making Stefan the Pirate King, which I assume is another vote for hell no?

>>3433241
Okay, 7-6. Hm, this is a pretty close split for a major decision. Not sure what to do, considering how big this is. Everyone confirmed on what they want?

(The WB pirates now know who you are, by the way... let’s see if they’ve realized you’re on the Red Haired messenger ship.)
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>>3433248
>Ace: Fuck fuck fuck where did the new little bro go aaaaaaaa Pops is gonna kill meeeeeeee

>Meanwhile
>WB: Supapapa Rayleigh's little boy is as big a troublemaker as him
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>>3433248
How did they find out who we are?
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>>3433255
Shanks probably
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>>3433248
>WB is probably just having a giggle over all this
Why do i feel Stephan could fucking destroy us if we hadnt befriended him?
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>>3433259
Because Stefan is the future of this world
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>>3433248
QM, when do you think we'll get the chance to have A captain hat and long coat cape tailored for co-captain Stefan? Also a litle sheath for his dagger too
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>>3433255
Shanks sent Rockstar and a couple of others out as quickly as possible -> Rockstar went ‘Hey, you sunk some merchant ship a few days ago, Silvers Rayleigh’s son was on it and HE BE ANGRY. Did he survive?’ -> WBs go ‘.... is he a blond dude with two big fuck off swords?’ -> ‘... Yes, apparently.’ -> ‘oohhhhhh everything makes sense now. Yes, he’s ours now. And he’s stolen our dog.’ -> ‘.... wtf.’

>>3433259
>>3433252
WB is honestly just loving this. Ace is shitting himself. Teach is still suffering from a breakdown. Thatch is even more determined to get you in his division.

>>3433264
In either Sabaody or another decently-sized island if you don’t go there. I’m disgusted you don’t want to steal Luffy’s Strawhat for him, though.
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>>3433259
He's Whitebeard's dog.
How far do you think he has to run when they play Fetch?
Also no matter how dead the canon is now, Ace is still chasing the user of the Yami Yami no Mi.
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>>3433248
I just want to get the fuck away from WB pirates.
If we can do so without going back home, then do that.
If we need to go back home to loose them, then do that.
>>
>Be Rayleigh
>Let my boy out on his first adventure
>Hear that his boat was sunked halfway through by Wb pirates
>Concern.jpg
>Call Shanks that is in the area
>Ask for news
>Discover that my dumbass son has SOMEHOW:
>Got shot in the head and has amnesia
>Became a prisoner, no scratch that
>Almost got adopted by WB but
>Stole his newly aquired Devil fruit
>Stole HIS DOG
>ACTUALLY ESCAPED
>Under the nose of ALL the pirates on the Moby Dick
>AND the Red Force, where he was trying to stow away
>What the fuck I need a drink
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>>3433267
>Laughter is the best medicine
>We get into so many shenanigans we get Papa Whitebeard bursting a gut pretty often
>Marines face when due to our numerous shenanigans we cure Whitebeard
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>>3433273
>Not raising a toast
You know he'd enjoy all this chaos.

...Also he'd probably totally hang this over Harry's head when he gets his memories back
>>
The Yami Yami No Mi nullifies other fruits
so...
what would happen if Sugar tried to turn it's user into a toy?
No Sell?
Do their memories still get taken if somebody they know gets turned into a toy?
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>>3433155
iirc, the reason he can’t turn into darkness is because he’s in direct sunlight everytime we see him. may be completely wrong, though
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>>3433268
>Also no matter how dead the canon is now, Ace is still chasing the user of the Yami Yami no Mi
Wow yeah
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>all right, it looks like refusal is winning. that said, Ace and Teach ARE going to be chasing you once they realize where you are, so don’t expect the WBs to let you off so easy

“Seriously?! No way, I can protect myself just fine! Besides, I’m however-many-years-old, your Captain and my dad can’t tell me what to do!”

Spiky crosses his arms. “Look - you’re in serious trouble, all right? Whitebeard Pirates aside, head injuries are no laughing matter. Just go home, let your dad get you checked out, and when your memories are back, you can go out again. Maybe without stealing Whitebeard’s dog.”

“... You mean MY dog.”

“Yeah, sure, whatever.”

“I’m still not going to Sabaody.”

Spiky’s eyes focus into a glare. “Oh, yeah? And how are you going to prevent that, kid?”

>... By asking really nicely?
>I’m beating you all up and taking this ship!
>I’m gonna... call my dad and tell him I’m not coming?
>… I’m a Whitebeard pirate, remember? Are you kidnapping a Whitebeard pirate? Do you wanna start a war?
>Other?

>>3433300
Interesting, can anyone confirm this? I don’t recall ever hearing it.
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>>3433303
>>I’m gonna... call my dad and tell him I’m not coming?
Haha!
Genius!
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>>3433302
[Benny Hill chase music intensifies]
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>>3433303
>You will taste my SNEAK ATTAAAAACCCCCKKK
>*Pokes him in the eye*
>CHEESE IT STEFAN
>Steal a life boat
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>>3433303
>By ordering you to stand down first mate, this ship and it's crew is now under our command, welcome to the STEFAN PIRATES
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>>3433303
>>I'm Holding myself hostage! If I go to Saobody, I'll throw myself off the ship!
Genius!
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>>3433303
>>I’m gonna... call my dad and tell him I’m not coming?
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>>3433303
>... By asking really nicely?
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>>3433309
>SHADOW POCKET SAND HASHASHA
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>>3433303
>>SHADOW POCKET SAND HASHASHA
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>>3433319
>>3433323
The Legend of Borkbane and Silvers begins!
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>>3433319
Was this a vote?
I'm confused.
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>Nobody wants to kickstart the Stefan Pirates
At this rate we'll never make a dog king of the pirates....
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Tie between ‘call papa’ and ‘pocket sand’, any changes? Otherwise I’ll roll a d2.
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>>3433330
No? You can vote for it though, if you want
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>>3433337
We'll start the Stefan pirates when we aren't in danger of being grounded pasted across the deck
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>>3433338
Fine I'll change for pocket sand for real this time
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>>3433338
the first Pocket sand wasn't a vote.
Apparently.
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>>3433303
>>I’m gonna... call my dad and tell him I’m not coming?
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>>3433338
POCKET SAND GO
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>3433348
It is now, apparently.

>>3433354
And three for each now. Fuck it.

1 call papa
2 pocket saaaand
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>>3433359
We need to make sure to take something (seemingly) unimportant from the ship before leave
Gotta take something from all the Yonkou for the mad cred/style
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>>3433372
This is an absolutely brilliant idea and I place my full support behind it.
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>>3433375
>We steal Shank's left arm
>>
>papa can i go out and play please please please

“I’m gonna... call my dad and tell him I’m not coming?”

Spiky stares at you.

You stare back.

“That’s... reasonable, I guess.” Spiky motions out of the door. “Fine, let’s go make a call. But if he says you’re coming, you’re coming, and that’s it.”

Ha! You’re a Darkness-Gravity Dude now, no-one’s gonna tell YOU what to do!

You follow Spiky along the short corridor to a small cabin, which seems to function as the comms room.

As you settle down in s sest, Stefan sniffing around curiously, Spiky looks up what must be your father’s communication details, and puts the call through, handing the Den Den over to you.

“I’ll be listening in, so don’t think you can lie if he tells you no,” Spiky says. Does he have kids of his own? You can’t help but feel that’s a Dad Voice.

The dude who says he’s your dad picks up. “Yes?”

>????

>>3433372
>takes Stefan from WB
>takes Rockstar from Shanks
>takes Katakuri from Big Mom
>takes Drake from Kaido before he even gets recruited, somehow
>goes to Loguetown, takes the execution stage and attaches it to your ship
ULTIMATE STEFAN CREW
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>>3433384
Hello, Dad-person! I'm totally a-ok! Look, my dog says I can stay here, can I can I can I huuuuhhh? Pleeeaaaaaasssssseeeeee
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>>3433384
>Hey... dad? It's-
>almost say "your son" but Haki instincts tell us it would lead to something terrible
>Silvers Harry. I think. So, uh... I want to go out and do pirate things with my dog, so I'll so see you later. Bye.
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>>3433384
>I found a dog and he wants to keep me! Can he Can he Can he Can he?
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>>3433384
"Hey Dad, i found a dog and i'm planning to make him the Pirate King"
"Also i got a Devil Fruit of Dark Gravity Powers so i think i can take myself and not have to come back home"
Flawless logic
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>>3433384

Supporting>>3433395
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>>3433395
Support, also can we add on the fact that we have a dog and a devil fruit now? Specifically a cool Darkness devil fruit

>>goes to Loguetown, takes the execution stage and attaches it to your ship
I think Smoker just had a stroke.
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>>3433384
It's time
Dad jokes bonding.
This way he'll be going:
You're right he got a head injury, but he's actually better this way
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>>3433409
>Inb4 Flashy groans and bangs his head against the table
>Inb4 our memories come back
>inb4 even Louder groan
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Do you guys want to tell papa you have Devil Fruit now?

>Yes
>No

>>3433405
Well, it IS his nightmare...
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>>3433427
>No
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>>3433420
>we bang our head again
>back to being amnesiac
>>3433427
>yes, but skip details, he'll just call us edgy
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>>3433427
>No
Let's leave it a surprise
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>>3433427
>>No
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>>3433427
>Yes
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>>3433427
Yes
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>>3433398
Support
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>>3433427
>Yes
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>>3433427
>Yes
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>>3433405
>Meanwhile in the canonverse
>smoke pouring out of Smoker's room along with sounds of [INFINITE% MAD]
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>>3433427
Yes.
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>>3433427
>Yes
Explain it as badly as possible to confuse everybody around us
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>>3433462
No wait
>Put the dog on the phone to explain what happened
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>>3433427
>Put the dog on the phone to explain what happened
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>>3433467
>My captain can explain it better then me
>Bork
>Sounds of alcoholism intensifies
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>>3433427
Swapping from
>>3433437
To
>>3433467
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>>3433384
>Before anyone says I *stole* a Devil Fruit, Thatch shot the guy that owed me money, so I was just collecting a debt.
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>>3433427
>My captain can explain it better then me
>Put the dog on the phone to explain what happened
Ignore
>>3433462
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>papa i eated an froot

“Hey... Dad? It’s-“ NO DON’T DO IT “- Harry. I think. So, uh... I want to go out and do pirate things with my dog, so I'll so see you later. Bye.”

“Wha-“ says your probably-dad, as Spiky promptly leaps in to stop you from hanging up, grabbing the speaker.

“Silvers-san, this is Rockstar from the Red Haired pirates. Your son is... kind of determined not to go back to Sabaody. Can I confirm that we’re still getting him back to you?”

...

There’s the sound of bellowing laughter from the Den Den. “Really! Still that eager to leave, even without your memories? Rockstar, what would you put his chances at, if he went off on his own?”

Spiky looks you over. “... Chances against the Marines... variable. Against the Whitebeards tracking him down and taking him? Minimal.”

“Hey! I ate a Devil Fruit while I was on the Moby Dick!”

Spiky and the Den Den pause. “Really? You stole a Fruit from them, too?” Rayleigh sounds even more entertained.

“What Fruit?” Spiky just sounds like he wants to sleep.

“Dunno. It was purple. And now I can make weird darkness smoke stuff. And gravity.” You hold up a hand and demonstrate by making said darkness-smoke-stuff.

“... I have literally no idea what that is, but the Whitebeards DEFINITELY won’t let him go, now,” Spiky explains down the Den Den, now sounding like he’d actually rather just die.

Your dad just starts laughing even harder.

Stefan happily butts his head against you, demanding more pets. You’ve glad someone's got his priorities straight.

>Convince papa you don’t need to go back! DC will be lowered with good arguments, but the DC’s pretty damn high...
Failure will result in either you going back, or having to take down Rockstar and Kato.
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>>3433487
>It'll make Stefan sad
>Sad doggo noises
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>>3433487
>>Look if the WB know I'm your kid, then they'd expect me to head towards you! I'm just doing the thing that they wouldn't expect at all!
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>>3433487
>I'm having fun
This is how anime works, right?
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>>3433487
could probably include >>3433482

>I'm going to assume that Whitebeard's Dog headbutting my hand means that he doesn't want to go back either. How can you say no to a very good dog, dad? I've already worked *really* hard teaching him how to knife fight, and I *know* I could probably get him to wield two or three more daggers!
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>>3433501
Adding
>>Plus I've just literally started my journey. I can't give up at the first sign of difficulty. What kind of Silver would I be if I coast by on your reputation instead of making my own?
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>>3433497
Support
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>>3433501
Hahaha Wow
Support.
I think everyone would rather Sabaody didn't get completely destroyed, because that's what would probably happen if it came to blows.
>>3433505
I guess I support the addition too.
>>
By the way, do you guys actually want to make Stefan Pirate King (or at least tell people you want to, to fuck with them)?
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>>3433516
Not especially, it's a fun joke but it seems a little too silly, even for One Piece.
We got amnesia, not brain damage.
I hope.
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>>3433516
Yes. Just as the Dark King was the first mate of the Pirate King, so shall the Dark Prince be the first mate of the Pirate King.
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>>3433516
>Gonna fistfight with Luffy
>Gonna Race Luffy to Raftel
Hell yes, Doggo King is a go

Btw what breed is Stefan? I've got him in my head as some giant Borzoi
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>>3433516
Yes
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>>3433516
Of course. We're far too irresponsible to be captain and as he's the only crew we have the choice is out of our hands
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>>3433516
If we join the Straw Hats, I want to say it just to mess with Luffy but if not, sure let's make the dog the King.
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>>3433516
Yeah, I mean we'll basically run it and be co-captain/dark captain but Stefan is the face of the crew.
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>>3433516
I'll take "Fucking with people for a giggle" for 500, Alex.
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>>3433534
Harry, THE DARK HERO PRINCE!
*Guitar riff*
Dood
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>>3433521
He’s a pirate. Obviously.

>Diplomacy

“Look, if the Whitebeard Pirates know I’m your kid, then they’d expect me to head towards you! I need to do what they won’t expect!”

Dad makes a vague noise of acknowledgement, but you carry on. “Plus, I’ve literally JUST started out, what kind of Silvers would I be if I Just coast by on your reputation instead of making my own?”

(Good arguments, reduce DC from 95 to 72!)

>Roll 1d100, best of 3!
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3433540
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3433540
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3433540
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3433540
Stefan da boss
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>>3433516
Yeah, I just wanna mess with people
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>>3433547
>Stefan raises a paw
>We high-paw it
Fuk ye
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>>3433546
>>3433547
And the mad train, ship, whatever, continues with papa blessing!
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>>3433538
Axel best Disgaea Male Character after Valvatorez. Fite me 1v1 IRL nerds.
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>89, I don’t get to have you, silvers, the WBs and Red Haireds trashing Sabaody. Disappointing.

You wait.

Finally... your dad sighs, quick and shallow. “Fine. I suppose you have a point. Besides, you made your own bed, you can lie in it... and it’s not as if the Whitebeards want to hurt you. They’re more likely to protect you if the Marines too close. Rockstar?”

“Yes, Silvers-san?”

“Drop my little idiot off in East Blue.”

“... Silvers-san, I can’t take him all the w-“

“Take him to East Blue.”

“Um... I’d have to talk to my Cap-“

“Take him to East Blue.”

“...... yessir.”

Your hand and Stefan’s paw meet in the ultimate high-five, as destiny falls into place.

FUCK YEAH

(ACQUIRED RED HAIRED ESCORT!)

>Continue with Silvers Harry
>The adventure continues... but with Harry Flashman!
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>>3433570
>Continue with Silvers Harry
awww... this isn't gonna win is it?
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>>3433570
>The adventure continues... but with Harry Flashman!
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>>3433570
>>The adventure continues... but with Harry Flashman!
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>>3433570
>The adventure continues... but with Harry Flashman!
Back to Alabasta
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>>3433570
>The adventure continues... but with Harry Flashman!
>>3433572
Sorry, but we got a pair of shoes in Crocodile leather waiting to be made
By judicious application of cannon balls
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>>3433570
>>The adventure continues... but with Harry Flashman!
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>>3433583
Will they be seastone capped ones tho?
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>The adventure continues... but with Harry Flashman!
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>>3433570
>>The adventure continues... but with Harry Flashman!
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>>3433570
>Harry Flashman
Kinda shame we probably won’t revisit Silvers Harry. Would be kinda funny if we just skipped along in his adventures whenever BPQM needs to reread an arc.
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>>3433570
>The adventure continues... but with Harry Flashman!

God I hope we go back to Silvers Harry someday. It's fucking amazing

Good job QM, you made me want to make you run both of them as true real bois I mean quests
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>>3433570
>>The adventure continues... but with Harry Flashman!
We can always come back later, but this makes a good stopping point.
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>>3433570
>The adventure continues... but with Harry Flashman!
Next non-canon Flashman = Strawhat Harry. Maybe. Hopefully.
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>>3433593
Maybe I’ll write a Silvers Harry interlude one day. (DON’T MENTION THE ZORO INTERLUDE, SHUT UP.).

Besides, I’ll need time to catch up on arcs etc in future, even though you’re kicking canon way off course, or time to make plans and come up with sub-plots/places/etc. You might want to do different AUs for that, though.

All right, making new thread for part 10! Aaaand archiving this one.
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... holy shit, I’m ending a thread while it’s one page 2.

Hoooooooooly shit. Well, I hope you guys enjoyed the ride anyway! Back to archiving/writing...
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>>3433615
>... holy shit, I’m ending a thread while it’s one page 2.
It 'does' have nearly 900 posts. That's not a small amount
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>>3433570
Holy fuck I just realized we're One Piece Finn and Jake
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>>3433593
I'm hoping that's what we do. Having noncanon shit with SILVERS HARRY, THE DARK PRINCE would be fun.
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>>3433570
>The adventure continues... but with Harry Flashman
I love Harry Silvers and I definitely want to come back to the Stefan Pirates at some point, but I've also been dying to get to the meat of Alabasta too. This was great though, can't wait to see how it ends up later.
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>>3433618
Yeeeessssss
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>>3433565
That's true. But Adel and Rozalin is best couple 1v1 me
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>>3433617
To be fair, about 99% of the posts are silly dice rolls...

Archived, writing for new thread now!
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>>3433631
Adell worst protagonist and Rozalin deserved better, fite me nerd.
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>>3433646
He has Adell Abs.

I win.

Step it up sempai

Also they're adorable together reeeee
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>>3433652
In hindsight I probably should have wrote Adell Bod instead as it's more accurate but whatever
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NEW THREAD

>>3433669

Apologies for lack of Stefan. One day, anons. One day, he shall appear in main canon-Quest.



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