>>3422301
>Hmmmm... Oren, Kamin. Could you look after her for a bit? I got stuff to do (Meet up with Kale like you were supposed to)

>>3422310
Changing to
>Take all the kids with you when going to meet Kale

>>3422301
>>3422315
Support

>>3422315
Support
Let's do this!

>>3422301
This >>3422315
Caulifla is going to be pissed when she finds out we knocked up a planet before we knocked up her

Erm...
I mean... at least this will be interesting?

>writing

>>3422301
we boomer now

>>3422353
Chance that this goes according to anons plan? 0%. Do we care? Not one bit.

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You scratch your head for a while before deciding "fuck it".
"Okay kids. Who wants to watch Kale beat the shit out of me?"

"Me!"

"Me."
"Me."

"Y-You could at least pretend that you care about my well being you know..."

Taking the three of them with you to Kale you start thinking about how you're gonna handle this.
After all her and Caulifla are amongst those that have no idea about this new girls existence.
In the end you decided to just wing it, seeing how almost none of your ideas got anywhere.

"Oy! Kale!"

"Oh! Eric!
And-"
She pauses as she looks at the Tuffles around you.
She looks like she wanted to greet the twins but her eyes linger at the new one.
"Erm... She's your... sibling?"

"You could say that."
Kamin shrugs.

"I'm their sister!"

"N-Nice to meet you!
I'm Kale."

"And I have no name!"

"She's uh... She's mine."

"Hmmm?
What do you mean?"

You scratch your head awkwardly, not knowing how to break it to her.
Biting your lips you entertain the thought of telling Kale that it's your child and she's the "daddy" so to speak.
But you toss that idea right the fuck out. You're a dick, not an asshole.
"She's my... kid."

"K-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kkkkk-"
Aaaaaand she broke.
That's about what you expected honestly.

Kamin and Oren were nice enough to fan her with a piece of paper while you sat down next to her and slowly explained things over the course of an hour.
By the end of it she managed to calm her nerves enough to respond properly.

With a long winded sigh of relief she spoke up.
"I see now... that... makes sense."

"No."
You respond firmly.
"No it doesn't.
But... she's here now. And I'm responsible for her.
At least she's... lively."

"Hehehe."
The little Tuffle waves at the Saiyan once she realizes you are talking about her.

"So... Are we going to train then?"
Clearly not wanting to speak more about this Kale attempts to derail the conversation.
And you are thankful for that. Maybe that way you can both digest things a bit.

>Sure. That's why I came. But I couldn't really leave her alone.
>Erm... one moment. Hey kids! Would you mind lending us a hand?
>N-Not right now. Actually I thought maybe you could... help me with her?
>Other?

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>>3422353
Its true, he really was the legendary super boomer!

>>3422382
>Sure. That's why I came. But I couldn't really leave her alone
Child or nit we've still got a tournament to win

>>3422382
>Sure,that's why I'm here. Hey kiddo your older siblings are going to be keeping an eye on you while I train with your mother for a bit. You have two moms by the way.
I want Kale to spontaneously combust

>>3422390
Really there are three moms unless you're not counting Caulifa, which is understandable really. I probably wouldn't trust her with a kid either.

>>3422382
Kek this >>3422390
I want our child to call Caulifa momma when she meets her for the first time. The reaction would be priceless.

>>3422382
>>3422390
This is going to be great supporting

>>3422393
Caulifa is a big softie under those edges. That's even before sayain maternal instinct kicks in.

>>3422382
>Sure. That's why I came. But I couldn't really leave her alone.

>>3422382
>>3422390
We have to get a mental leg up over Kale. We can't disappoint our daughter by losing the first fight she has ever seen.

Giving Kale a meltdown right before training might not be a good idea if you actually want her to get any gains but...

>writing

>>3422425
I know but can you blame us, she's just so teasable

"Of course! That's why I came like I promised!"
You turn around to face the Tuffles.
"Hey kiddo your older siblings are going to be keeping an eye on you while I train with your mother for a bit. You have two moms by the way."

"Okaaaaaay! Have fun mommy and daddy!"
The little cinnamon bun waves you off before returning to her siblings.
"Hey, let's go draw pictures in the sand!"

Meanwhile Kale seems to be getting pale as she's repeatedly muttering something to herself.
"M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mmommy?"

Looks like you might have overdone it a bit.
Whoops.

But looking over the area you start thinking about maybe moving somewhere else because if Kale gets out of control...
Best not to think about it too much. Then again... Maybe if you did some other type of training...
You carefully think this through while your friend is busy spacing out from sheer terror.

>Ah fuck it! Saiyans seem to learn best from getting punched in the face!
>Maybe you could train her the same way you did Caulifla
>Then again... she doesn't need more power like Caulifla, she just needs to learn how to control her emotions. Maybe you could help her and learn some telepathy in the process
>Other?

>>3422454
>Then again... she doesn't need more power like Caulifla, she just needs to learn how to control her emotions. Maybe you could help her and learn some telepathy in the process

>>3422454
>Then again... she doesn't need more power like Caulifla, she just needs to learn how to control her emotions. Maybe you could help her and learn some telepathy in the process

This seems reasonable.

>>3422454
>Then again... she doesn't need more power like Caulifla, she just needs to learn how to control her emotions. Maybe you could help her and learn some telepathy in the process

>>3422454
>Then again... she doesn't need more power like Caulifla, she just needs to learn how to control her emotions. Maybe you could help her and learn some telepathy in the process
Either this works or beserk Kale ends up with a psychic scream, I'm cool with it either way

Well that is obviously one sided

Roll me some dice then.
Best of 4
DC: 14 Crit: 19

>Writng

Rolled 15 (1d21)

>>3422495
inb4 we crit fail and she goes berserk

>>3422502
Well.. now she won't.
But if she did that'd be your own fault

Rolled 10 (1d21)

>>3422495

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3422495

Rolled 6 (1d21)

>>3422495

Rolled 12 (1d21)

>>3422495

>>3422502
Not a crit but still some progress.

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Wow
Talk about clutch
You were this close to having to deal with this

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>>3422513
Meh a 15 is good too

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Maybe you could somehow help Kale with her *ahem* anger management issues.
Yes, that sounds good. It'd be good for her to learn how to rein in all that power that keeps overflowing in her.
AND it'd be the perfect opportunity for you to practice telepathy. Maybe. Hopefully... Probably not.

"Hey Kale..."
No response.
"Kaaaale!"
You extend your hand in front of her and start snapping your fingers.
"Earth to Kale-"

"H-Huh?!"

"Welcome back.
See... I have an idea about our training."

"Y-YES! The training! Let's train! Right now!"

"Hooold on a bit.
I got a good idea!"

"W-What?"

"You have... trouble controlling yourself when you get excited, right?"
Kale sheepishly nods.
"So I'd like to help you with that."

"H-How?"

"Just... trust me on this.
It's hard to explain."

After a few moments she nods and agrees to give your idea a try.
Feeling glad that she trusts you enough to do this, you have her sit down and you do the same while facing her.
"Comfortable?"

"Uh-huh?"

"Good. Good.
Now... don't be alarmed. But I'm gonna touch you."
Reaching out you see Kale visibly recoil for a moment before she relaxes as you reach upward and to her head.
Touching her temples gently you try your best to give the saiyan girl a reassuring smile.
"Kale... Do you trust me?"

"Y-Yes..."

"Okay.
Now... I want you to go mad.
Can you do that?"

She freezes and says nothing for several moments. You can see on her that she REALLY wants to ask several questions from you, the first one probably being "Are you CRAZY?". But instead she takes a deep breath and then nods. Thanking her you prepare yourself for the worst.
And as the ground begins to crack around you as Kales power rises faster and faster... you get it.

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>>3422522
Wait, would all the stuff we said about kids have an effect on her berserk state? God dammit 15 you robbed us of getting to breed snu-snu

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>>3422545
yes
but you would've died. probably

>>3422548
If Kale didn't manage to kill us via snu-snu than Caulifa would finished us off after she found out we impregnated a planet and her best friend.

>>3422548
But think of the sheer amount of endurance gains if we had survived!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJJbt5mQIuY

You see Kales eyes slowly changing, getting a yellowish tinge and developing pupils.
A vein pops out on her forehead and many bulge out on her arms as her muscles slowly swell.
Her faint exertion noises start turning into ever louder growls as her aura flares up.

For a moment there you feel anxiety, pants shitting fear and excitement all at the same time.
"That's it Kale! Good!
Keep going!"

"HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

Okay. She's going off the charts now. It's now or never.
You try to push yourself in an attempt to join minds with Kale. How hard could it be?
After all... you've already mindmelded with a PLANET before. This shouldn't be too hard.

But as it turns out yes, yes it is.
Not exactly "getting in", no. It's what awaits you once you are linked with her that manages to almost BREAK you.

There is something... in there. Something... primal and terrifying.
A pure form of animalistic rage the likes of which you've never experienced before.
Just feeling that... roar wash over you makes you feel... ANGRY! Like you want to destroy anything and EVERYTHING that DARES to stand in your way.

But with sheer willpower and with a little bit of help from the pain you felt from biting down your own tongue you manage to keep it together until you can sort of block out this... monster.
*pant pant*
"Okay... what... the actual fuck?
So this is the source of their strength huh?
Looks like the whole "warrior race" spiel is not for nothing."

However even though you managed to shield yourself from this overwhelming rage you can still feel it growing.
If you don't act quick Kale might snap on the outside and beat the shit out of you.
But how do you help her stop such a thing? Or rein it in at the very least?

>Find the conscious part of Kale and try to strengthen it
>Wait... if you can feel her then... that means she can feel you
>Try calling out to Kale in this... maelstrom
>Other?

>>3422583
>>Wait... if you can feel her then... that means she can feel you

>>3422583
>Wait... if you can feel her then... that means she can feel you

>>3422583
>Wait... if you can feel her then... that means she can feel you
A lot of easy innuendo to make this session

>>3422583
>Find the conscious part of Kale and try to strengthen it

>>3422583
>Wait..if you can feel her then...that means she can feel you
I wonder what she is feeling from us right now?

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>>3422615

>>3422622
You know what that's fair

On a seperate note, it might be time to make a character sheet pastebin of Eric's abilities since we have a good number of them now.

>>3422622
Checked, she knows that we have a boner. Oh god just how much does she know? Does she know that about how cute we think Caulifa is? Does she know about the feelings we have for Kalifa? Just how far down does it go?

>>3422630
She feels what you feel currently. Nothing more.
Just like how you don't have access to her memories either

>>3422636
Oh good, the angel sex dreams would have been really awkward to explain, or the threesome sex dreams, or the muscle kale dreams....

>>3422627
Well... I don't know if I could make one that's... you know... good. Or keep it updated.
But if anyone is up for it I won't stop you

Anyway.
Emotion switch go!

>writing

And uh...
You could start rolling dice again but with a twist this time
Best of 4
DC: 15 Crit: 18

But since it's you who decide how you feel about a character you can make write-ins about WHAT emotions you'd want to impart to Kale.
If you write something good I might add a bonus to your rolls

Rolled 1 (1d21)

>>3422657

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>3422657

Rolled 21 (1d21)

>>3422657

>>3422668
Whoop there it is

>>3422668
Well... so much for that.
You could be feeling constipation and you'd still succeed

Rolled 16 (1d21)

>>3422657

>>3422681
I want to say give her a feeling of confidence and calm (and the satisfaction we get from bulli)

>>3422657
I'll see about making one later

>>3422661
>>3422668
Impressive.

>>3422657
Tell her everything is going to be okay. She doesn't need to be afraid of herself any more.

>>3422657
>But since it's you who decide how you feel about a character you can make write-ins about WHAT emotions you'd want to impart to Kale.

I'd say general calm, confidence in her control/ability (and in general), and affection for her (and Caulifla/Kefla bleedover, because those two are basically a threesome waiting to happen).

Sorry guys. I haven't gotten anything done yet.
Something came up. The coppers from my future job came to interview me and I absolutely had to answer them.

I'd say... I still need about 30 minutes to eat my dinner then I'll get back to it.
So don't worry, not ded yet

>>3422731
Take your time, though I'm surprised there's still more testing, your new job is seriously thorough about this.

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>>3422731
>So don't worry, not ded yet

WORRYING INTENSIFIES

>>3422716
>>3422728
>Give her a great big mental hug
>The twins are watching
>"Do you think that's how he did it on Plant?"
>Kale overhears
>"Wait, am I going to have Eric's babies now?!"

Okay. I'm back!
Time to write shit!

>>3422744
This is the very last thing.
Basically a background check.
See where I live, how the neighbors think of me etc.
But I think I'm in the clear now.

>>3422757
I hope they don't find out you are the hacker 4chan

>>3422751
>Eric: probably
>Kale: *passes out*
>Kamin: why are you so set on teasing this girl?
>Eric: Damn it I'm a single father now, let me have this!

>>3422751
Kek supporting

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You think back to planet Plant, how you merged minds with their hivemind... how it was a two way connection.
Now there's an idea!

Pulling back a bit you take a deep "breath" and begin basically thinking really, REALLY hard about what you feel about Kale. Especially about the moments she managed to stay in control and appear perfectly calm, like when she transformed into a Super Saiyan right before your eyes.
Images of her flash through your mind as you attempt to recall each meeting with her and as you do you are filled with... adoration amongst many things.
You start projecting not how she is but how you see her, a strong and amazing warrior.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfskPuEd3fc

"KAAAAAALE!"
You project your thoughts into her.
"EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY! YOU DON'T NEED TO BE AFRAID OF YOURSELF ANYMORE!"
The tempest appears to wax and wane as conflicting thoughts smash into each other.
"Damn it! It's not working!"

You alter your thoughts as Kales self doubt seemingly overpowers your perceived image of her.
Recalling how confident you are in your own abilities and how calm you are when using them, but also how that all pales in comparison to what the Saiyans are capable of.
It seemingly works.

"YOU DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE KALE! YOU CAN STAND ON YOUR OWN!
BUT-"
You pause.
"BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'LL BE ALONE! CAULIFLA WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU AND-
AND... AND SO WILL I!
SO COME ON KALE! SHOW THIS STUPID MONKEY WHO IT'S DEALING WITH!"

Now even your own emotions are running out of control as you desperately try to reach her. In that moment where your concentration lapsed a few things may have... bled over into her.
Feelings of not just respect... but adoration. Maybe even affection.
But just before you could stop yourself you feel something bubbling to the surface. Something... green.

Quickly you let go and see as Kales hair turns yellow first and then green afterwards.
When she opens her eyes you see that they are unchanged, they still have that yellow tinge of ferocity to them.
But what's behind those eyes is what's important. Not rage. But tears.

"Y-You mean it?"

You go in and give her a big ol' hug.
The muscular and frankly terrifying girl then lets out a cute little yelp.
"Of course I do."

She then slowly tries to reciprocate the gesture and as she does so you try to join together with her.
To show her how perfectly calm the both of you are.

"There there.
So... how does it feel to walk on your own?"

>>3422821
Okay that's just precious. Smile status: Protected

But as you are busy "celebrating" this monumental success the two of you overhear the Twins making snide remarks.

"Hey Oren.
Do you think this is what he did to our planet?"

"H-Huh?!"
Kale gasps.
"D-Does this mean I'll have your babies now?"

You can't help but snicker.
"Y-Yes!"

She then gives you a mean look.
"That's not funny..."

You then stop yourself.
"Yeah... But you've been in here."
You tap your head.
"You know I do it because I like you."

She then... smiles.
"I know."
Then she... snickers?
"But I'm not sure Caulifla does!"

"Y-You don't-
You can't!"

"I won't tell her though.
If you pay me that is-"

Looking at her you feel defeated. Is she really threatening you?
That she'll rat you out?

>F-Fine
>Okay I... I won't tease you anymore if that's what you want
>Just do it...
>Other?

That’s adorable But Vados’s position as best girl is being challenged! I’m torn.

>>3422850
>Just do it..

>>3422850
>>F-Fine

>>3422850
>Just do it
Eric is a warrior damn it

>>3422850
>Do It.

Fear: 0

>>3422850
>>Just do it...

>>3422850
>Eric the doomslayer does not kneel to blackmail, go ahead tell her whatever you want, I can survive the consequences.

>>3422850
>F-Fine

>>3422874
Vados: oh my, what happened to you?

Eric: the monkeys spanked back...

>>3422874
Supporting
>Yfw they fuse again in order to get back at us.

Huh.
Well looks like you missed that opportunity

>writing

>>3422850
>"You can't tell her if I told her first!"
>Run off to go shout at Caulifla about how awesome she is
>"I KNOW already, now will you just let me concentrate?!"

>>3422896
How so?

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>>3422910
Heh... I might just use that...
The question is... are the others okay with it?

>>3422911
Eh... it doesn't matter now

>>3422920
When she's stuck in bed? Unable to chase us down? This is our only chance to do it and get away alive.

Pull the trigger, Not-Som.

>>3422910
>>3422920
I am very much fine with it, one change though replace the word awesome with hot

>>3422920
>Eh... it doesn't matter now
Wait shit she wanted to be bribed with something we would like too, didn't she? Damn our pride, we just vegeta'd the hell out of this.

>>3422896
>>3422920
Fucking knew it. Oh well, what's done is done.

>>3422938
>Trying to tease a kiss out of the only guy in your life you think is cool like it's one of your space romance novels
>Accidentally set him on a suicide mission to confess to the most important person in your life instead
>He's probably also the only guy in HER life that SHE thinks is cool
>He's probably the only man in the known universe that could possibly get a favorable response out of her, not just because he cooks, fights, and openly admires her but just has a general knack for doing the impossible

"WAIT, ERIC, NO, I DIDN'T MEAN IT- IT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A CUTE KISS, COME BACK!!!"

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You wait for a moment.
"N-No! I refuse!"

"Hmmm?"

"If you want to tell her then just do it!"
You swallow nervously.

"Hmmm... maybe I will.
We'll see."
She says teasingly.

Wait... does she mean she'll instead hold out on you? No. Nonononnono.
Anything but that. You'd rather get it over with quick instead of this Chinese Water Torture shit.
Separating from her you run off.

"You can't tell her if I do first!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

Running at full speed and cackling like a madman you take off.
Seeing this Kale fails to respond due to her confusion and by the time she recovers from it it's too late, you're out of earshot.
"WAIT! I WAS JUST KIDDING-"

"Wow. Look at him go."
Kamin observes.

"Oh shooooot! What have I done?"
Kale became a nervous wreck once more.

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>>3422963
>Congratulations you played yourself

>>3422963
Your psychic anon

>>3422964
Kale please save us from ourselves.
Or one of the kids.
Somebody.
Hit???

>>3422976
No, she was gonna blackmail us to GET a cute kiss.

>>3422968
Tbh, though I am a Vados fag, I feel ripped off Not Som. Kinda salty that did the exact opposite of what I thought it did.

>>3422980
That's what I meant, but It's not In our nature to accept that. If she wants a kiss she has to be DIRECT.

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>>3422983
I mean... it feels pretty funny and fitting that Eric just pulled a Goku and cucked himself.

>>3422996
Difference is that Eric probably didn't think of the possibility because he's not used to people thinking he's cool, whereas Goku has straight up brain damage.

>>3422996
Unlike Goku however, we will soon become aware of what we have done and try to fix it.

>>3422996
>>3423009
>>3423026
I thought we were aware of what we were doing and just being obtuse to fuck with her.

>>3422996
I find the fact both Eric and Kale just played themselves hilarious. It's like watching a harem trope happen but the context actually makes sense.

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Not wasting any time you make your way to Cauliflas bedroom, kicking down any door that stands in your way.
Even dashing past your mentor that one time.

"HeyaVadosgottagoseeCauliflabye!"

"What... just happened?"

Finally kicking down the final door you arrive at your destination and hear the groan of Caulifla as she shifts around in her bed.
"Urgh... who has... the balls..."

Swallowing hard and feeling your pockets open up to the spaghetti dimension you try to approach Caulifla.
"H-Hi..."

She looks up from her bed and looks at you with eyes half shut as the light peering in through the door hurts them.
Unsurprisingly she doesn't have the strength to make good on her word and kick your asshole for waking her up. What IS surprising however is that there is not even a hint of that intent in her.
"Mmmmmm... what?"

Your lips quiver as you attempt to form words that your big, stupid brain now decided to simply forget you blabber nonsense at her.
"Well... Good news everyone... Errr...
Kale er... She's errr... I'm a dad now errr.....
Shit."

"What? You're not making any sense..."

Suddenly Kale shows up in the doorframe, sweating and shaken.
"E-Eric! I was just joking-
Er... SIS! Don't listen to a word he says!"

You look over your shoulder with the most puzzled expression you didn't even know the human face can pull off.
"Y-You... were?"

"Y-YES! What I meant was-"

"Okay..."
Caulifla sits up and rubs her eyes.
"What the Hell are you two idiots talking about?"

"I..."
You can't speak up.
Your eyes alternate between looking sheepishly at Caulifla and utter horror when looking at Kale.

>I... like Kale...
>I... like you...
>I like... both of you
>I should go!
>Other?

>>3423059
>...KALE TOTALLY JUST NAILED HER SUPER SAIYAN TRANSFORMATION JUST NOW, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT, IT WAS AWESOME!

>>3423059
>I have to go return some videotapes.

>>3423059
>I should go!

I think that's our cue to hit the fucking road.

>>3423062
Support.

>>3423009
>Eric: CAULIFA I LIKE TEASING KALE, SHE'S CUTE AND IT'S FUN!

>Caulifa: Well yeah, have you seen her tits? Kale is hot, how long did it take you to figure that out dumbass?

>Kale: SIS NOOO-wait I'm really conflicted right now...

>>3423059
>...KALE TOTALLY JUST NAILED HER SUPER SAIYAN TRANSFORMATION JUST NOW, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT, IT WAS AWESOME!
>I should go!

>>3423059
>I like... both of you
It's happening

>>3423059
>>I like... both of you
RIP my ship but I can’t ignore Eric’s IC love of amazons.

>>3423059
>I like... both of you
Fuck it I change my vote, balls to the walls stupidity coming through!

>>3423059
>I like cooking

Full autist engaged

>>3423070
Actually.
Fuck it
>>3423059
Switch to
>I like... both of you
It's time.

>>3423059
>I like... both of you
>Go into full retard mode and confess all of your feelings about how much you love both of them

>>3423059
>Use your TIMESKIP to have a moment to calm yourself
>I like both of you

Swallow the spaghetti, remember your training.

The shitstorm, It's coming.

>>3423094
Jk
>I like...both of you

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This is going to be a disaster, I'm watching a trainwreck in the making but for the life of me I can't not push for it.

>>3423059
>I like both of you
>Tell them how much they mean to you and how thier training has given you a new outlook on life. Just let all of your feelings out.

>>3423115
Guess helping Kale with her emotions got the better of us!

>Inb4

>Well of course you do dumbass, It's pretty obvious we've been friends for a while.
>...Y-you mean-
>Yeah idiot we're best bros, the hell are you kicking down my door for something like that
>...O-oh...
>*Kale Is hitting critical mass on the side*
>R-right, I gotta g-go do that t-thing, that thing over there

>>3423122
At the very least we have the alien card to fall back on if they get pissed
>Eric: whaaaaat, you guys don't do polygamy? That's totally normal on Earth, that's my b.
>......really?
>Eric: it is technically correct yes

>>3423110
If this goes wrong, we need to go find Hit and throw ourselves at him and full on fight him release our pent up frustration.

Looks like going full spaghetti lord won it out, but we really should mention that Kale just nailed her transformation since that's what brought this all about to begin with. Also, they're both really hot and have great tits. Less important, but it bears mentioning.

>>3423059
>I'M IN LOVE WITH BOTH OF YOU!!!
make it as blindingly obvious as possible

>>3423133
Sayain relationships(in universe 7 at least) are more centered on power levels than anything else. If one sayain had enough power they could have a harem of his choice, though it would be socially apprehensable if members of thier harem were much weaker then they were. It goes both ways, a powerful sayain chick could have several orbiters and a dude could have a lot of bitches. Not sure about ou universe but it looks like they are even harder on the eugenics train then universe 7 so it's likely the tradition remains even if the harems are smaller due to higher expectations for power levels. If they genuinely love us back this will definitely work out in the end.

>>3423059
>...KALE TOTALLY JUST NAILED HER SUPER SAIYAN TRANSFORMATION JUST NOW, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT, IT WAS AWESOME!

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>Give option to back out because I'm nice and don't want to fuck you guys over because of a misunderstanding
>Jokingly put in "both" comment because some people would be mad if I didn't
>People pick the obvious backout button. good.dragonradar
>Sudden shift towards full autism
>ohno

W-Well... time to attempt to make this... presentable

>writing

>>3423178
DON'T CALL IT A GRAVE.
IT'S THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE.

>>3423178
It's the SQR niggers, they are doing this as an offering to thier meme god of digits, autism and muscle girls.

Rolled 14 (1d21)

>>3423178
be gentle

>>3423178
We're a father Not-Som, we're just having a mid-life crisis is all, being a single parent isn't going to get our baby girl into a good college!

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>>3423178
I expected it and went forth with it anyway, Hell has shown us life is fleeting and it's better to try and fail than not try at all

Hit me

>>3423197
we need a wife for every kid.
we have three kids, we need three wives
Guess who's next?

>>3423202
Sala? "Aw, D, I thought you'd never ask~!"

>>3423178
A tragedy that we all made together. Beautiful Isn't It?

Fuck.

I think it's time we made a portal to a place far less stressful than what we currently have to face.
Yes, lets make a portal to Makai.

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>>3423193
>>3423194
>>3423195
>>3423197
>>3423201
>tmw the anons are self aware but still united in their autism

It has been an honor questing with you all

>>3423216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2y22gPD6Jk

>>3423202
>>3423204
Anons we already have three wives. Caulifa, Kale and planet Plant. Honestly smdh.

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>>3423194
Damn straight, offer praise to autism jesus. May all embrace his blessings unto all wheyfus.

>>3423213
I agree with you In spirit. Remember at the start of the quest Eric was scared shitless of Hit? I say when this blows up In our face we go fight Hit to get brutalized ten ways to sunday. Maybe If we put ourselves In a coma aggressively bettering the stance we might feel a little better about ruining two of the best relationships we've ever had.

>>3423222
Plant is just our baby mama, Vados is clearly the third wife

>>3423222
Trips confirm. May they shield us through these dark and terrifying times.

>>3423228
I guess we just gotta hope Saiyan mating is different enough to not immediately pissing them both off....I'm not holding my breath though...

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>this thread

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Or better yet

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>>3423240
stop making me so worried you bastard

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>>3423240
>>3423246
JUST GET IT OVER WITH NOT-SOM

LIKE A BANDAID, RIP OUR HEARTS OUT LIKE A BANDAID AND GET IT DONE WITH. THE ANTICIPATION IS KILLING ME.

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>>3423246
>>3423240
Damn it man stop messing with us and just get it over with, I'm not afraid to die!

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>>3423220
Wrong song anon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofRE
OUR AUTISM WILL PEIRCE THE HEAVENS, NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER,PAVE THE PATH TO THE FUTURE WITH OUR AUTISM ALONE!!!!

"HAHA GUESS WHAT! KALE TOTALLY JUST NAILED HER SUPER SAIYAN TRANSFORMATION JUST NOW, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT, IT WAS AWESOME! AHAHAhahaha-haaa..."
You fall unceremoniously on your ass and bury your face in your hands.

"A-Are you alright?"

"I'm... I'm fine Kale.
Just give me a moment."
Collecting your thoughts you take a deep breath and open your mouth.
"Oh god what am I doing?"

Standing up you take a few steps back to look at both girls at once.
Caulifla however gets impatient and snaps.
"Spit it out already."

"I'll... I think I will."
You respond.
"I... I have no clue how to say this so I'll just say it...
I like you... both of you."
There was silence.
"Look... I know how it sounds and... actually there is no "and". That is it.
I've been here for... months but it feels like I... like I always was here. It's been the most wonderful part of my life without doubt. And thanks in no small part to you."

"E-Eric..."

"I honestly... truly don't know how I even feel.
All I know is that before this I couldn't even speak to a girl. But being surrounded by you?
I feel... I feel happy and once in my life I think I can talk with girls! Do you know how much that means to me?
I never... had anyone before. Because I was a coward! I always tried to imagine how it'd be, being in a relationship.
But you are the first ones that I imagine myself with!"
With that you finally let out a long winded sigh of relief that's been building in you for a while now.
"So... as dumb and stupid and... dumb this sounds this is how I feel right now and I'm confused as hell!
But I could no longer keep it in me and I already regret saying it but I feel like I... like I had to say something.
So if you could just... sorta forget this happened or just ignore it until I can sort myself out, I'd appreciate it!"

>>3423279
>So if you could just... sorta forget this happened or just ignore it until I can sort myself out, I'd appreciate it!"
Something tells me caulifla isn’t going to let that happen but I could be wrong.

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>>3423279
No matter what happens, I can't help but respect Eric for his balls, that was weirdly touching.

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>>3423279
This is it, the moment of calm before they confess how they feel about what Eric just said. My maximum feels playlist is on, my dick is in hand, my body is fucking ready. Give me that feeling of warmth in my soul again Som.

>>3423291
>Som
It's NOT-Som, dammit.

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>>3423291
>inb4 neither are angry, they just reject him and move on luke it didn't happen
>inb4 Eric is both relieved and heartbroken

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>>3423291
I'm feeling it too anon
https://youtu.be/5ySWhvwB0VQ

>>3423291
>Som
>Kale and Caulifla kill you. The End.

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No, Eric. You can't hesitate on the path that you tread. There is no going back. A true man has 'resolve'. That means that once he makes a decision, he sticks to it and powers through anything that would get in the way of that decision.

Unable to keep it together anymore your shoulders begin to slouch as you watch meekly for any sort of answer. Kale seems... touched? Confused? Weirded out? You'd wager it's a mixture of all. But it wasn't her that you were really worried about. No it's the girl with the penchant for dropkicking into rooms at mach 5. And while Caulifla doesn't exactly get out of bed or even sit up for that matter she seems to make an effort to support her upper body with one arm.

Making a similar pose to the famous "Draw me like one of your french girls" one she speaks up.
"Well duh..."

"Excuse me what?"

"S-Sis?"

"I mean. It was pretty obvious."

"It... it was?!"

Caulifla then shoots a mean look to her friend.
"Oh come on! Don't you remember how he acted on Earth?
Or here?"

"B-B-B-But I thought that was Kefla-"

"We ARE Kefla you dummy!"
Caulifla then sighs and looks back to you.
"Hey... It's okay to be fucking confused. We all are...
That fusion thing is fun but... weird. It messes with ya' you know.
So... thanks for coming out with it. It feels good to talk about it."

"Caulifla..."
You are on the verge of tears as you look at her.

"Buuut ye'r still gonna pay for waking me up!
Kale! Kick him in the asshole!"

"Yes Sis!"

The muscular girl then walks over to you, leads you out through the door and gives you a sly little wink before """gently""" throwing you out the window.
Digging a fucking trench as you land you hear your little girl cry out.
"DADDY!"

"Well that went better than expected."
Oren observes.

"Did you know that every other species that attempted to copulate with a Saiyan, be it male or female, died?
I think you just set a record Eric."
Kamin also chimed in.

"THANKH ASHHOLESH!"
Pulling your head out of the ground you spit out some dirt.
Once you finish coughing you look back at the tower and can't help but smile.

"Was it a yes?"
Kamin asks.

"It wasn't a no~!"

But now that you... somehow managed to get out of that alive, what's more with a shred of dignity left you are free to move on and worry about that later.
However in your mind you vowed to yourself that you'll take the girls to Earth once this whole tournament shebang is over.

>The only one left is Hit. And you need a good beating after that
>C'mere kids. Now dad's the one that needs your help
>Go and ask Vados: "What the fuck?!"
>Other?

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There. This is the best I got.
And no. I refuse to do more of that scene!

>>3423334
>>The only one left is Hit. And you need a good beating after that
>>But name your new daughter first

>>3423338
It's okay Not-Som, I expected far, far worse. You did good.

>>3423334
>The only one left is Hit. And you need a good beating after that
>Give kids hugs and tell them you love them before Hit-sensei beats the tar out of you

>>3423334
>C'mere kids. Now dad's the one that needs your help
bonding time with kids
and also training the smart, tuffle way

>>3423334
>The only one left is Hit. And you need a good beating after that

>>3423334
>The only one left is Hit. And you need a good beating after that
Well, that worked out better than I thought, back to training

>>3423334
>Hit
>Freya is a proper viking name for our daughter.

>>3423338
You did good man

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>>3423338
You were a real trooper to deal with this mega waifufaggotry fillled session, we can go back to dbz training and light hearted socials now.

Well done, Not-Som

>>3423362
But anon, Not-Som Is the one who set this Into motion with Kale trying to be cute for a kiss, we just spiraled things out of control by being ourselves.

>Go and ask Vados: "What the fuck?!"
Name your daughter, I vote for Lyn like some anon proposed last thread: Lingonberry, a relative of cranberry and blueberry, is revered for the fruits that make Scandinavian jam or syrup of renown.
If we have time, take the kids to train with Hit

Okay...
We'll continue next session with Hit and afterwards... well we'll see

But for now.
Pick a name.
Anything goes but I'll just show the 3 ones that I liked
>Vanilla
>Lyn
>Freya
>Other

>>3423418
>Lyn

>>3423418
>>Freya

>>3423418
>Vanilla

Lyn

Fuck, I deleted the link
>>3423418
Lyn

>>3423418
Vanilla.
She's the purest.

>>3423418
Lyn is cute!

>>3423418
>Lyn

>>3423418
So Not-Som, what are your thoughts on how today's session get hijacked straight past shenanigans into a crazy love confession?
I'm curious, what did everyone else think?

Hmmm... Lyn it is

>>3423463
I think we should go confess to Vados too.

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>>3423463

>>3423470
Wait, is that because you felt cringy from writing an emotional cenfession scene or because we get the shenanigans short and went straight for the confession?

>>3423475
>wants to write a kiss scene
>players fuck it up
>tells players they fucked it up
>LETS CONFESS THEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>gives them an out
>they go double full retard
a mystery

>>3423475
I'm just memeing.
But it was a pain in the scrote to write I'll tell you that

>>3423470
Shhh, It's okay now Not-Som, the bad anons can't hurt you anymore you're safe. Until we ask for the threesome scene.

>>3422910
>>3423470
As the anon that instigated it all, I just want to say... I REGRET NOTHING.

>>3423489
Damn, gonna be hard to have a threesome with female zamasu and planet Plant. But I believe in you Not-Som

:D

>>3423484
We may never know
>>3423486
Kek, don't worry the pain is over.

Seeing how Hit is the only member of your team that's available and you haven't trained yet you decide to hit him up next.
Hehehe... "hit" him up.

But before you go you have a sudden epiphany.
"Hey kids. I'm going to go and get myself a cold shower.
And by that I mean I'll have Hit beat me silly. Wanna watch?
Maybe join?"

"Let's leave that as a "maybe watch".
And we'll consider it."

"Good."
You then turn your attention to your little girl.
"And how about you- er...
We really need a name for you don't we?"

You sit down and she hops in your lap while giggling.
"A name! A name!"

"Hmmmm..."
You start thinking about a name that'd be fitting for her but when attempting to come up with a fruit pun you come up kinda short. Your mind is not tailored for that kind of autism, no yours is a different spectrum.
"What do you guys think?"

"Vanilla?"

"Too obvious."

"Banana?"

"Are you serious?"
You ask them.
"Okay fuck it. Cranberry, strawberry, lingo- LYN!
How does that sound little one? Would you like to be called Lyn?"

"Yehehey! LYN!"

"You seem to like it! Lyn it is!"
You pull her in for a therapeutic hug.

"Are you enjoying yourself?"
Kamin asks while smiling.

"Uh-huh!"
While answering her you run your hand through Lyns hair.
"Hmmmm... we'll have to do something with your hair. Brushing this will be a nightmare...
Maybe I could get Kale to give you a ponytail like hers..."

And like I said this is it for today.

Next time it'll time for OUR TIMESKIP IS UNBEATABLE.
After which I'll probably do a weeklong timeskip and then we'll get to the MEAT of all this. The tournament.

Take care until then

>>3423505
Regrets are for the weak

>>3423511
Just have FemZamasu and Plant fuse when Zamasu becomes the universe, then Invite Kefla. Threesome.

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>>3423525
>OUR TIMESKIP IS UNBEATABLE.

>>3423525
So, question time! Sounds like the girls had been sitting on the tangled mess of emotions that emerged with our starcross'd romance with Kefla for a while. Can we get an idea how it went, that is to say, how they felt about it at first and where they stand now?

Also, any idea of our work with Kale's transformation stuck? Because if we managed to more or less deal with that in a day, we might have the time to split our focus between helping Caulifla and doing our own thing with Hit!

>>3423524
>Girl named Lyn
>With a ponytail
Boi.
What's next? Her hair suddenly turns green?

>>3424537
>Energy weaponry, Nigh-Undetectable attacks which may or may not be THE STANCE Oh shit now that I think about It WE should abuse that combo

Ah yes, our precious little fire emblem reference. I wonder If she's the type to even like fighting. She was stated as not having any combat ability but hey, humans and tuffles as species generally aren't but here we are so she could very well learn. Wouldn't be surprised If she was our gohan equivalent, don't know how I feel about that sweet Innocent and considered 'weak' through a large part of the story unless thoroughly provoked, pulling extreme bursts of power from nowhere.

Well honestly I'd only train her If she wants to learn though this Is dragonball and her father Is a battle maniac so she probably will, maybe just to get closer to him. We'll see how she develops.

Lyn has Eric gens (and probably insane power level growth rate) mixed with the DNA of the most intelligent individuals of a race of supergeniuses, she'll be Beerus tier before she hits 15.

>>3424581
Of course we're gonna fucking train Lyn!
What kind of dad doesn't teach their children how to defend themselves?

>>3424657
Well I talking less 'self defense' training and more 'unstoppable warrior' training. She might not like fighting. It wouldn't be hard to get her competent enough to beat up all but the top tiers of fighters, but does she want to be able to defend herself from everything but universal threats, or do we want her strong enough to fight gods of destruction like her father seems to be on his way to doing? Is she likes It, we can put her through the wringer like we did ourselves, though perhaps with less makai.

It just depends on what she wants, we won't leave her helpless and defenseless If that's what you're worried about. Besides one way or the other think of the people she's surrounded with. She's in good hands.

>>3424537
I had to look that up because I know nothing about fire emblem.

>>3423559
That's a pretty nasty can of worms there.
Kale was, for all intents and purposes, completely caught off guard as she was oblivious to Erics attraction. Mostly because she has so LITTLE confidence in herself she has a hard time believing anyone would...
And as such she's still recovering from this little reality check.

Caulifla on the other hand at least suspected something was going on but chose not to do anything about it.
She was conflicted about the whole Kefla thing but she was willing to ignore it if you never, ever brought it up, after all why worry about something that won't happen.
But now apparently she has to and she's a bit miffed but she'll get over it soon enough.

There is nothing concrete from either girl yet beyond this.

And as for Kales transformation: She's now capable of using Wrath State without going completely bonkers.
And it's unlikely you'll be able to do much more improvement before the Tournament

>>3424670
We've only spent a couple days of the week or so right? Still, we should focus on Hit and mainly ourselves Improving and those two go hand In hand to a degree.

We also need to figure out Magic, maybe ask Vados for help there. Maybe If we learned to convert Ki Into refilling our magic supply we wouldn't have to rely on Buu, or create the dimension of Fuck You, or both! In any case, we need to get a hang of the magic situation and Improve the stance and our Transformation so we've got a lot on our plate. Maybe create a new ability If we have the time. Mindreading would be very useful If we could predict our opponents moves before they did them.

>>3424676
I'm either gonna do a time-skip after the Hit training or at most give you one more action to spend before we go on to the tournament itself.
Which I still have no clue how to tackle.

>>3424676
Wouldn't it make more sense to do the opposite? magic needs to be gathered where as Ki needs to be cultivated in our life energy through our physical condition.

So if our inner magic reserves are small but can be filled up, and our life energy reserves(ki and psychic energy) then if we learned to convert magic energy into life energy we could make the energy we use back and last much longer as a result. Plus we could overcharge abilities. Weirdly enough it would basically be the DBZ equivalent of Naruto's sage mode.

>>3424714
we"ll think of something I'm sure.
but the more pressing matter is solving the issue with magic, namely that you don't have much

>>3424745
Well two things I can see Eric doing for the next few days

1) REALLY streaching out those reserves of his as much as he can

2) Making that pocket dimension of energy to tap into like anons thought up back in Makai

>>3424751
Or both, create the pocket dimension (practice space/time magic) and spend the rest of the week chaneling magic into THE MIGHTY FUCK YOU DIMENSION (train your magic gathering, casting and reserves)

>>3425079
of course we'll do both eventually, I just don't see us having enough time to do both before the week ends.

>>3424745
Aside from cutting a deal with Buu, which seems like a bad idea, the only other thing might be to try and reach an understanding with it.

But Buu is pretty much a super intelligent animal. Give it an inch and it will attempt to take a mile if it thinks it can get away with it.

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Alright nibbers!
By the good grace of Thicc Zamasu I'm back at full health.
Meaning tomorrow we'll continue, if nothing happens in the meantime.

We'll do the Hit thing and maybe a bit more before the Tournament starts.
The question is: Do you want to play out each match? Or should I just wing it?

>>3427387

Depends on what you mean by "just wing it" and "play out each match", I guess.

By "play out each match" do you mean we control our universe's participants during their respective matches? Or would you write out a long multi-post description of their fight with no rolls and all that?

>>3427434
>Hit Crits for every single fight and effortlessly solos.

>>3427434
Yes.

Either you play out their fights.
Or I do them in the background while you... have a chat with other characters I guess

>>3427458
Eh, I say just wing it. In fact, get crazy and have fun with it.

>>3427458
I’d be OK with socializing while fights go on in the background. Maybe with some rolls to see how the flow of the fight goes while we talk or do something crazy like run a food stand and make everyone think that we’re just hired help instead of a competitor.

>>3427512
We advertise our food, meet (analyze) the fighters of universe 7 and earn money in the process. Eric intelligence knows no limits, except when it does, which usually happens when he's flirting.

>>3427387
for the tourney i'd like the option to social with ether our universe or the Non participants of U7. controlling NPCs has always bothered me. rolling for them sure but I'm not a fan of deciding actions for them.

I just realized something, what will happen if Eric rolls a 18 while fighting 18?

Well... looks like I can make use of that script I have about how the fights should go.
Neat.

>>3427732
The universe will collapse like a neutron star on crack

>>3427512
>>3427720
Hmmmmmm.... Champa DID make food stalls during the first tournament.
However I don't think you can blindside U7.
They'll see you doing the test so they'll KNOW you are a fighter. But we'll see

>>3427826
Champa could sell it as taking in an average human to see if the test is too hard or too easy for an Everyman to pass.

>>3427732
Bad things for krillin...

Real question... should we bring our little Lyn along with us to the tournament? I'd say bring the whole family, but i'm not sure taking Planet Plant to a tournament is in good taste these days, Human-Planetary relationships are something another universe might not be ready for

>>3428370
Sure why not? I'm sure she'll have a good time. Hell bring everyone ehile we're at it, U7 brought most of their named cast last time too why shouldn't we?

>>3428370
I’d say yes. Most of the U7 cast are pretty chill and it would make a good opportunity for her to socialize with others.

I wonder if we should broach the subject of letting the Tuffle Twins compete in the tournament too? They can’t compete with Kefla-tier opponents like Goku and Vegeta, but they should do well against mostly anyone else.

>>3428426
We're doing 5 right, there's Kale, Caulifa, Hit, and Eric confimed. The last spot would likely go to Cabba unless the kids have some trick to beat out his current level of SS, WHICH I think they might beat out at the moment. Maybe they have a special fusion ability they can do? That would be a game changer and they could both compete. There's also Sala, she was strong enough to get all the way to the top of Makai's food chain and challenge the Demon King, that says a lot about how strong she is. It's a toss up really.

>>3428546
Fusion is banned by Tournament Rules
also Cabba max power is SS2 so really if anyone should be kicked it's Caulifla right now.
The Tuffles are around SS2 level physically and are haxy as fuck or something.
Of course possession isn't gonna be all too useful.
Healing is good though.
I think Champa is unaware of them though.
Honestly if we really want a chance to win we'd have to go 10v10 again.
They'd be unlikely to be able to get Freeza or 17 to compete. Buu and Broly are too dumb for the test too.

>>3428569
Buu can get in easy as shit and here's how;
Just have him absorb Yamcha or Tien or fucking anybody with a functioning brain, then let them go after the tournament.

>>3428686
Fusion is banned.

>>3428686
>Functioning brain
>Yamcha
Pick one

>>3428689
That isn't fusion though. If anything it would be consumption or something.

>>3428699
IT'S NOT REALLL FUSION
I JUST HAD MY TWO FIGHTERS JOIN THEIR POWERS INTO A SINGLE INDIVIDUAL
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>3428712
Do you think anybody would actually notice?
Would it even count if Buu "digested" whoever he absorbed?
Why even bring Buu when you can throw Uub in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber or bring a few Cell Jr's?

>>3428717
>Friendly tournament
>"lets feed Yamcha to Buu"
>"guys, fusion isn't allowed"
>"ok Buu, digest Yamcha"
?????????????????
?

>>3428721
It would allow Yamcha to technically be relevant again so he'd probably be all for it.

>>3428726
I imagine Yamcha is more than happy being the world's best Baseball Player, swimming in mad cash, and having the adoration of sports-minded children all around the world.

>>3428850
Yeah but he gets left out of all the fun that involves the one thing he actually enjoyed doing as a result of the power scaling getting retarded after Frieza showed up.

>>3428854
>"I sure do miss fighting!"
>"please eat and digest me, buu."
????????????????
On what fucking plane of existence does this logic make sense.

>>3428891
It doesn't and it never will. I moved past the Buu thing and basically just started talking about the woeful life of a rich man who probably pounds supermodel pussy all day.

>>3428894
He is great. He actually has his life sorted and seems happy. That alone is respectable as he realised he can't keep up.

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After the rather unceremonious baptism of the newly christened Lyn you made your way to Hit as he's the last person you haven't sparred with and one you really wanted to do but simply had other shit to worry about. The moment he notices your and your kids' arrival he raises an eyebrow and starts voicing his concerns.

"Are... you having a tea party or something?"

"No, not really.
I just thought you might want to get in some training before the big event."

"And... the children?
I hardly think this is appropriate for them."

You shrug.
"I don't want them out of sight, especially Lyn."

"Lyn?
You named her already?"

"Of course I did!
She needed a name."

"Hmmm... I just didn't think you'd get that attached to a Tuffle...
Speaking of which, what mind altering substance were you on to think laying with one of those... things is a good idea?"
Hit asks you coldly, much to your confusion.

"Wait. You know about Tuffles?"

"Of course I do. I knew them even before they willingly turned themselves into abominations."

"Rrrrright. Thousand years old. You know, I keep forgetting that because you certainly don't act your age-"

"Neither does Vados but you don't seem to have a problem with her."

You rub the bridge of your nose in frustration.
"Okay... I'm gonna be straight with you here. I didn't impregnate just any Tuffle.
I impregnated their entire planet. If that makes any sense."

"Waitwha-"

"But never mind that.
I got some neat stuff to show you."

Hit then takes a deep breath and sighs.
"Very well... Let's just... forget that ever happened."

"My thoughts exactly!"

With that settled you start pondering how you should handle this.
>Try to teach him the Bending Flash Fist Crush
>Wanna see what I did with time-skip?
>Here. Space manipulation!
>Just have a good ol' brawl!
>Other?

>>3429607
>Try to teach him the Bending Flash Fist Crush
MY FLASH FIST IS UNBEATABLE.

>>3429607
>Try to teach him the Bending Flash Fist Crush

>>3429607
>Try to teach him the Bending Flash Fist Crush

>>3429607
>Try to teach him the Bending Flash Fist Crush

Should we see if we can teach him the Lag Fist Crush, too? Even though he’s not allowed to kill at the tournaments, delaying an attack’s impact when your target is least expecting it could be a useful tool in an assassin’s arsenal.

Rolled 9 + 5 (1d21 + 5)

Hmmmm...
I thought for sure you'd teach him Time-Lag instead.
Flash Fist it is

>writing

And QM rolling to see if Hit gets it

>>3429640
Wow
A +5 modifier and still mediocre

>>3429640
14... Is our man hit bad ass enough to have low DC on this?

>>3429640
No rolling our teaching like we did with the girls?

>>3429649
Don't get the change either but he's the QM.

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You nudge your head to the side.
"Come. I got something to show you."

Setting up two logs next to one another and gently placing a wooden board on top of them.
Patting the little set-up you smiled at the assassin.
"Looks familiar?"

"The same method I used to teach you."

"Exactly.
But here's a little twist."
Walking behind the logs you set up an identical set of wooden beams with another board seated on top of them.
They stood diagonally away from the first one, making it nigh impossible to hit both with one attack.
"In the Makai... I had to endure constantly changing temperature, air pressure, wind and even gravity.
The first time I tried to use the Flash Fist it hit its first target but then it started careening out of control."

Extending your fist you shoot out a line of kinetic energy which pierces the first target, breaking it in half before it begins to turn around in the air and striking the second one in the back.
Hit observes the technique keenly before speaking up.
"So that's what lead you to develop this technique."

"Sort of.
At first I just used it to straighten the attack out.
But after a while I realized I could do so much more with it.
Care to give it a try?"

"Hmmmm..."
Walking up to a fresh pair of boards which you set up Hit extended his hand and fired.
The attack did not come out straight, instead it shot out at a diagonal angle and pierced both boards in one go.
"Not good..."

Confused you ask him what's wrong.
"What... happened?"

"I understand the principle... but I have to fight a thousand year of muscle memory...
To tell you the truth I didn't think this technique could be developed in such a manner so I'm... still taking it in."

"Ah, I see-"
You pause. Unsure how you could teach this old dog a new trick.

>Well. The Makai way worked for me! Kids! It's time to beat the snot out of Uncle Hit!
>Practice makes perfect! I'll watch over you and tell what you're doing wrong!
>Hmmm... I think you'd be able to practice better on... flesh. I offer mine
>Other?

>>3429649
Yes. Because Hit is actually good enough to get it right the first time. But he didn't.
Though his roll is enough to lower your DC, since he gets it. Somewhat

>>3429662
>Practice makes perfect! I'll watch over you and tell what you're doing wrong

>>3429662
>Hmmm... I think you'd be able to practice better on... flesh. I offer mine

Let out your inner M.

>>3429662
>Well. The Makai way worked for me! Kids! It's time to beat the snot out of Uncle Hit

Working against muscle memory requires practice, but applying it in a fight requires a stressful situation. Some sparring wouldn’t be the worst idea.

Maybe we can even show him the Time Lag ability and pique his interest.