>>3406061
>Snap his neck.

>>3406061
>Show him this one cool sleight of hand trick you learned recently
"Yo, elves can't triforce. Watch this."

>>3406062
Admittedly, that's gonna be one impressive sleight of hand.

Supporting.

>>3406082
Seconding.

>>3406061
>Show him this one cool sleight of hand trick you learned recently

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>Poke his cheek

>>3406061
>Introduce yourself
>Show him this one cool sleight of hand trick you learned recently

>>3406061
>>Snap his neck.

>>3406062
Supporting

>>3406061
>>Show him this one cool sleight of hand trick you learned recently

I didn't see a write in option

>>3406062
+1

>>3406062
Changing to this if we can actually do it.

>>3406062
Supporting

>>3406061
>Poke his cheeks

>>3406062
I see neck snapper Anon is here as well.

>>3406062
Support

>>3406062
>>3406088
>>3406175
>>3406203
>>3406210
>>3406213

The elf pays you no mind, unaware of the malicious intent boiling within you. Mayhaps you have made yourself known as Questus Anonyme, son of a lesser noble house though this is indeed not your real identity...

Your real name is Vesuvius Polaris, member of a radical Gregorian faction hellbent on restarting the war to exterminate all elfkind off the face of the Earth! Trained from birth, you are to assume different names in all walks of life to fulfill this grand ambition. This peace irks much of the leaders within your faction, and they specifically made it so that "Questus Anonyme" was chosen for this diplomatic mission. In truth, the real Questus Anonyme had been floating within the capital city's sewers for over a week, yet to be found by unsuspecting civilian!

In the facade of stretching your arms, your body is poised for immediate strangulation. After the deed is done... well the only thing that is left is to plant evidence of assault. Against you of course! In a split second, your arm blind side the elvish male, fingers diving for his neck like viper's maw!

[Roll 1d100, best of 3]

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3406309
When QM goes along with shitpost

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3406309

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3406309

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3406309
Let's hope he failed and end up poking his cheek

>>3406327
>>3406327

"I, Vesuvius Polaris, shall spell the end of your kind, elf! Die for our ambition! For the Alliance!

Just as your arm enter the elf's line of sight, merely nanoseconds from completing your goal, he reacted at such a blinding speed! His head is turning towards you!

But you are faster! Still, you can't possibly retract your movements. Your body is already poised forward too! It would be too suspicious! And elves are far nimbler than humans, you'll be diced the moment you reach his neck! As a last minute resort, you then...

...moved in for a hug.

"W-what are you doing? Let go of me!"

Immediately you complied, yourself ashamed of this last resort tactic. He glared at you, and if his eyes are as sharp as the sword saddled on his waist, you should've been minced meat by now. That won't matter anyway, as a sword is already drawn and poised to jab at your throat. The irony is surely not lost on you.

"Speak! What were you trying to do just now, Sir Questus?!"

Swallowing your own saliva, you try to come out with an answer.

"Well.... it's uh.... a way of greeting! It's to show our affection to others too. You know, cause you've been quiet and all that. I mean, we haven't introduced ourselves yet... haha..."

After a few moments of glaring at you, he turned to his side of the window and replied.

"I've been properly introduced of your personal details by your superiors, Sir Questus Anonyme. I do not need anymore introduction.", he said, coldly.

"S-surely you can at least tell me your name! It is only common courtesy to exchange names is it not?"


"....."


"....."

"Fine. Its Vanari. That's my given name. The only name you should know if you so require to converse with me so badly."

For the rest of the journey today, Vanari, or so he calls himself, did not even turn your way openly, but you catch him taking glances at you making further assassination attempt dangerous. In moments where he's not warily looking, you catch his elven ears beet red, and perhaps even fumes coming out of his ears. Yikes, you've made him quite angry!

[Cont.]

>>3406425

At sundown, the convoy had made camp by the roadside. A camp was made, divided for humans and elves respectively, since accompanying you and Vanari are human knights and elven riders as escorts. The carriage driver is also human. Though peace is just within reach, racial sentiment and grudges had not yet settled. This is of course beneficial to your cause.

After dinner, both sides made their own nightwatch schedule, unable to come to a consensus. Still, this does not stop the more curious of humans to mingle with elves, national relations be damned. These tolerant (or what your side would rather call "foolish" or "treacherous") humans moved closer to the elven camp and started conversing with their knife eared neighbors. You, as expected of a diplomat, was exempted of guard duty, as expected (not that these knights expected anything out of a royal pencil pusher), leaving you with plenty of time to spare. What do you do?

>Go to the elven camp and make friends with them... to earn their trust of course.
>Take a walk around camp to clear your mind
>Go to sleep, you have a big day ahead.
>Write in

>>3406427
>Take a walk around camp to clear your mind
And by clear our mind, we of course mean look for opportunities to sabotage any peace treaties.

>>3406427
>Take a walk around camp to clear your mind
random encounters ahoy

>>3406451
Supporting.

This quest went from "Fantasy trap elf quest" to "Secret fantasy terrorist quest" real fuckin quick

>>3406451
Yes. We shall rival in evilness and incompetence team roxket

>>3406427

>Go to the elven camp and make friends with them... to earn their trust of course.

>Take a walk around camp to clear your mind

Who's to say we can't do both?

>>3406464
A far more fun idea, to be honest.

>>3406464
>>3406519
I love how easily QM went with it.

>>3406427
>Take a walk around camp to clear your mind
Observing each party from afar for a time would give us more insight.

>>3406427
>Take a walk around camp to clear your mind
>And by clear our mind, we of course mean look for opportunities to sabotage any peace treaties.

>>3406427
>Take a walk around camp to clear your mind

>>3406464
Depends on whether this is actually serious or not. The way the failure went feels like it's straight up comedy; rather than a genuine attraction between MC and the trap, it's a false one made via misunderstandings on the trap's part as the MC fails to do his job and has to cover it up.

I'd be fine with either serious or comedy, personally.

>Take a walk around camp to clear your mind to think of new way to poke his cheek

>>3406653
I'm just hoping for assassination attempts and sabotage that keep hilariously failing in ways that make it look like the MC is hitting on him. Honestly wouldn't even mind if it turns into real attraction between them, I love comical misunderstandings and cunning plots getting wrecked out of nowhere.

QM going for troll-vote turned out to be best option.

>>3406427
>Take a walk around camp to clear your mind
>And by clear our mind, we of course mean look for opportunities to sabotage any peace treaties.

>>3406716
>It turns out into a real attraction
>Yet we still try to murder him.

>>3406427
>>Take a walk around camp to clear your mind

I hope this isn't a dead after a day quest

>>3406773
We still got a job to do. We will snap the elf boys neck someday, even if we have to act like he is trap waifu material for now. But his neck WILL be snapped someday.

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>>3407015
Snapped, snapped, snapped.
You been repeated this word too much,...
Why do I have feeling that you actually want to snapped his back and not his neck?

>>3407015
>trap waifu elf somehow keeps avoiding getting his neck snapped
>gotta lull him into false sense of security
>hold off on attempts for a while
>slowly building up trust
>kek, he's falling for it
>start hanging with him more, get him comfortable with our presence
>gradually get more physical contact over time
>he seems to have a constant fever when we're around, no big deal
>get to the point we can casually swing our arm around his shoulders and walk around like that without him flinching or resisting
>SOON(tm)
>one day he tries to hold our hand
>weird but okay, might help if we want to start by restraining him before we kill him
>start walking around holding his hand
>ha, filthy elf scum doesn't know what he's in for
>we're obviously the most amazing infiltrator and assassin
>even let our target cuddle us to get him used to our touch
>years later
>our wedding night
>the time has come
>reach out to snap his neck
>suddenly assassin jumps out of nowhere
>trying to kill us to reignite human-elf tensions that our marriage is finally putting to rest
>kills trap waifu before we manage to kill assassin
>someone else snapped elf's neck before we did
>bad end

>>3407107
Hey man, nothing wrong with a little neck snappin', especially if it's an elf's.

>>3407107
>you actually want to snap his back
look, if we need to paralyze him waist down first before we can snap his neck, fine.

We're waiting, QM. Supply us with terrorism.

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>>3407341
He is probably sleeping
(12 am here)

Just because we can’t get this elf trap pregnant doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try. We will obviously need to try lots and lots of times before snapping his neck since anal can’t make babies.

>>3407663
>sticking your dick inside a filthy elf.
What a fag.

>>3406465
>evilness
The existence of Elves is the greatest evil of all.

>>3406451
>>3406456
>>3406459
>>3406614
>>3406653

You took a a bit of a nightly stroll to clear your mind a little bit. Frustration is slowly growing with every second. The mission was supposed to be so simple, but a stroke of bad luck botched it! God forbid you have to do actual diplomat work when you finally get to Valenmarch! Urgh... just imagine the paperwork waiting for you! It seems this sort of workload is expected to be pushed to the kind of person you're impersonating.

"Damn you Questus Anonyme! Why is he such a pushover? Had he not been such a subservient office dog he wouldn't be picked for this clearly controversial role and still kept his life!"

You start brainstorming for more ideas to sabotage this peace treaty, though all of it involves the elven officer you share the carriage with for some reason. There'll be more eyes watching when you reach Valenmarch, which means finishing this mission before arrival is paramount! Still, it is not to say saboteur work behind enemy lines is impossible, but you'd rather not complicate things.

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You're lost.

While you're busy daydreaming of multiple ways to start elven genocide, you've wandered too deep into the forest. Each attempt to escape this green hell only drags you deeper or put you back where you started. Howls of hounds and beasts can be heard, a grim symphony spelling your doom if you don't get out of here right now! Soon, the sound of river streams catches your attention. Seeing nowhere else to go, you reached out for your last hope of sanctuary against the vicious nocturnal predators hiding behind the trees.

Finally the river is within view, but just as you were about to get out of a bush, you spot a bare, slim figure by the waters, basking in moonlight. Their pale complexion seems to reflect the lunar lights creating some sort of soft glow. You recognize this figure belonging to... Vanari! What is he doing here so far from camp?

"Halt! Who goes there!"

The elf jumped into action, out of the waters and drew a sword concealed behind the rocks nearby. It seems he's detected your presence! What do you do?

>Reveal yourself
>Stay hidden
>Write in

>>3408382
>Reveal yourself
damn, this elf is sharp

>>3408382
>reveal yourself
> I went out for a walk to clear my head. I did not expect to see you here. I assume you came out for the same?

>/tg/ wants to kill the elf
>i just want to mindbreak him with our enormous human dick

Fucking racists fucking up my fucking

>>3408382
>Reveal yourself

>>3408456
+1

>>3408382
>Reveal cock to little elf
U wan sum fuk? Muh dik muhfugga.

>>3408516
Supporting. There is no way a naked, feminine, elf trap could resist a big human cock. It’s scientifically impossible.

>>3408528
This is true. We will destroy his boypussy and prostate and he will worship us. He’s probably already dreamed about us just taking him and manhandling him.

>>3408516
+1

>>3408382
>Reveal yourself

>>3408456
This

>>3406425
There's a typo here. It's supposed to be "For the League" instead of "For the Alliance"

>>3408441
>>3408456
>>3408464
>>3408478

I'll be going with this. While I do appreciate write ins since it lets the story progress more organically in my opinion, I want to avoid going full on smut. Not yet anyway. We'll get there.

"Lower your weapons! It's me... Questus."

You walked out of the bush, hands raised. The elf breathed a sigh of relief, lowering his sword and easing up.

"So it's just you, Sir Questus. Forgive me, I fear that maybe bandits or brigands have sneaked up on me.", he said before lowering his body yet again into waist-high waters.

You sit on a small boulder near the river, taking in the fresh air and view. Vanari occasionally go for a dive or splashes some water over his body, perhaps to wash off odor and sweat after a whole day of travel. Since you don't know the way back and you don't have any means of killing him currently, so you stay put. Finally Vanari spoke up, breaking the monotonous atmosphere.

"What... are you still doing here?"

"Well, I'm... kind of lost. See I was taking a short walk around camp and all of a sudden I'm just lost you know? I was hoping on trailing on you back to camp when you are finished."

Once again, the elf eyes you sharply, most likely with distrust. He then goes back to his bathing session and you're left with nothing to do. How will you spend your time until Vanari got enough of washing himself.

>Strike up a conversation with Vanari
>Join him in the river
>Just ask for directions back to camp
>Write in

>>3408578
>Write in
Watch him, but pretend not to be. You have always hated elves but have never actually seen one up close or talked to one before this mission. You cant help but find him oddly captivating... for a soon to be corpse of course.

>>3408578
>Write in
>Practice that one cool sleight of hand trick you learned recently

>>3408578
>Show him our cock

god I just want to slow burn seduce this elf

>>3408591
Slow burn? You mean at the stake, right?

>>3408588
Supporting. He is only the start of our trap elf waifu harem.

>>3408588
>>3408594
ok fine,
>Join him in the river
lets be dominant

>>3408588
>>3408594
>>3408595

Without hesitation, you shed yourself of your clothing with a single flourish, laying yourself bare as Vanari did, much to the surprise of the aforementioned elf.

"Hey! What are you doing?!", he asked, flustered.

"I figured the waters must've felt quite nice. A midnight swim would do my body good, don't you think, Vanari?"

"S-suit yourself!"

The elf turned away from you, settling for the opposite side of the river and growing more conscious of his body. You of course lay comfortably in the moderately deep water, enjoying its cool embrace. Vanari looks like he's more concerned covering himself up than continuing his bath.

>"What's the matter? We're both men here."
>Sit tight where you are and smile at him, smugly.
>Go over closer to him
>Write in

>>3408640
Go into deeper water for a swim. We need to improve our body strength

>>3408640
>"What's the matter? We're both men here."

>>3408667
Let’s be real, we’re a man, a beast of a man, and elf is a trap boi. A slutty trap boi.

>>3408696
I know it

>>3408667
Seconding.

>>3408640
>Sit tight where you are and smile at him, smugly.
Dream about finally finishing your job

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>>3408640
>”What’s the matter? We’re both -men- here. Right?
>*smug chad face*

Also, I assume this is our objective right now.

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>>3408640
>Sit tight where you are and smile at him, smugly
Tease him about his looks, too. "If you weren't a boy, I'd definitely want to marry you."
Once you convince him to have sex with you, suffocate him with your massive dong.

>>3408990
Perfect plan If we clog his throat he cant breath

>>3408640
>Sit tight where you are and smile at him, smugly.

>>3408667
>>3408696
>>3408795
>>3408814
>>3408959

Anchor post so i can reply the update here later. Will come back in another 10 hours or so. Maybe longer.

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>>3409096
>2 hours left

>>3408667
>Thats the moment when we discover that the elf was pulling a Mulan on his superiors.

>>3409096
I expect a paste in lewd of us destroying the elf traps prostate and boypussy. And turning him to our anti elf ways.

>>3410299
>And breaking his neck.
Fixed that for you.

Alright, so. At the first opportunity, we need a reason to dress him up in female human clothes, for her own protection, of course.

>also, the “kill all elves” thing really clashes with the “waifu the girl(male)” thing, we should resolve that before we go any further

>>3406062
/thread

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>>3410337
break the neck! DEATH to all elves!

>>3409096

You stay on your side of the water facing Vanari while the elf is busy concealing whatever he can of his exposed body.

"What's the matter, elf? We're all men here.", you said, smiling smugly.

"Don't be daft! Have a bit of common decency, you! I'm not some kind of deviant to let you come near as exposed as I am now! Avert your eyes if that lecherous gaze is all that can be offered!"

"So you're fine with me looking earlier and not now?"

A violent splash of water hits your face, and the moment you've recovered Vanari had already came out up shore, drying himself while pouting.

"If you want to bath there all night then go on ahead and be my guest, Sir Questus! I'm leaving!"

You of course not wanting to freeze to death, picked up the pace and started moving.

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At dawn, the convoy had started to break camp and packing things up for the last day of travel. Knights mounted and carriage at the ready, the group resumes trail at haste. Unlike yesterday, the air within the carriage seems to be heavier. Your elven companion distanced himself far further than the day before, perhaps still offended by your actions. Of course, his guard is still up due to that too. So much for snapping necks...

After an hour, you quickly find yourself quite bored. The carriage driver said that Valenmarch border is still half a day away and you have to find something else to stave off boredom. What do?

>Apologize to Vanari and make friends with him
>Tease the elf more
>Try to fall asleep
>Write in

>>3410299

Should i do this bros?

>>3410424
>Apologize to Vanari and make friends with him
>Ask him his opinion on stopping the war and why he was chosen to be your liaison

>>3410432
Eventually, I should hope you would. But I very much enjoy the build up too if not more so.

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>>3410424
>>3410454
Supporting.

>>3410432
I look forward to that day.

>>3410424
>Apologize to Vanari and make friends with him

>>3410454
Seconding, get his guard down.

>>3410432
It would be good to read as long as it doesn't happen in quest. I'm enjoying dragging it out.

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>>3410424
>>Apologize to Vanari and make friends with him
For now
>with Evil laugh inside of my head

>Try to fall asleep
That choice for I/me/myself, 2 am here ZzZzZ/

>>3410424
>Apologize to Vanari and make friends with him
>Try to use our seductive charms on him while we're at it, for strategic purposes of course.

>>3410424
>>Apologize to Vanari and make friends with him
we'll fuck the trap at a later date

>>3410432
Later, once we’ve actually seduced the elf trap.

>>3410658
Supporting. Innuendos about smooth, soft, and petite elf.

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>>3410714
Does it count as a trap if he is wearing boy clothing and isn't hiding his gender?

>>3410737
yes.

>>3410737
It’s an elf. It’s automatically small and feminine. Plus we are a big, hairy, masculine Alpha Chad. There’s no way any elf is anything but a petite little trap to us.

>>3410424
>Apologize to Vanari and make friends with him
Become bros, give each other a brojob, and when he falls asleep on you, snap his neck like you would with a twig. Bonus points if you wear his corpse as a cocksleeve and go parading around elven settlements to assert your dominance.

>>3410773
>t. Asanagi

>>3410878
I think we need to aim higher, if both kingdoms want the war to end then they could try and cover up the incident. Snapping some twinks neck may not be enough. We need to REALLY fuck shit up in front of a lot of witnesses. Lets just relax for a while and build trust.

>>3410773
I dont see us as an alpha chad giganiga. Just a normal well toned guy for me please.

>>3410901
Nah we’re built like the mountain from GoT and we got a 35cm cock. We’re gonna smash that elven boypussy until he loves us.

>>3411002
never said we didnt have a big dick

>>3411029
If we are built like the mountain though we can walk around and wear the elf as a cocksleeve and go about our day pretty much unencumbered. Just gotta get a harness for him to stay attached and not slide off.

>>3410424
unzip dick and rape the elf

>>3411107
How about a haramaki (traditional Japanese belly band)? He could wear it under his clothes, and have the elf be naked and cling to his stomach. His body heat will be just like having a portable, living hot water bottle.

>>3411267
That sounds gayer than elf traps and man on elf action.

>>3411354
Elves are ment to be cock sleeves. Its not gay

>>3411267
>>3411107
Ok shadman, calm down

>>3410424
>Apologize to Vanari and make friends with him

Wizard here, will be back in like 6 hours or so. I have classes to attend.

>>3411390
take care.

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So are we legit trying to snap necks or is that a euphemism for fucking him til he's comatose?

I'm fine either way mind you, just want to know if I need the "Romance Master" or the "Genocidal Maniac" mindset to enjoy the quest properly.

>>3411510
Why not both? Subvert the elf to our pro human side with our dick, then once he’s no longer useful we snap the neck.

>>3411510
We are
>Vesuvius Polaris, member of a radical Gregorian faction
[Wants to kill elfs]
Posing as
>Questus Anonyme, a government official born of a lesser noble family who had been chosen as an ambassador for the Gregorian League
[Whos job is not to kill elfs]
Probably next thing reviled is that we are long forgotten elf sleeper agent whos job is to destroy human empire

In quest currently we are trying
>legit trying to snap necks
But seeing how lenient QM is with votes
>euphemism for fucking him til he's comatose
Is not out of question

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>>3411541
So basically a Tsundere Knight Chad who's willing to fuck elves if it means he can kill them but might eventually grow a soft spot for this one in particular.

I can work with this.

Hell it's not even that far fetched if we take into account that humans and elves have been fighting a war for so long that this one might have been born /after/ it started. Considering how long lived the fuckers are that's saying something.

So question, what say we conquer Elf land Rance style? There's no war if we're the King after all, and then we'd have not only avenged our forefathers but gotten some sweet elf booty to boot. If we frame it right we might even make the little shit our accomplice in it. Elves are treacherous to their own kind more than anything else and if he's in the government there's no way the little cocktease isn't a power hungry power bottom. Becoming the Queen/New King's favorite fuck toy is a pretty fucking high position after all.

>>3411558
I feel like we should take it one step at a time and wing it as we go

>>3410424
>Apologize to Vanari and make friends with him
Purely so that he'll let his guard down so future neck snapping attempts will be more successful, of course.

Vesuvius Polaris is not some flithy elf sympathiser! just a flithy elf fucker

>>3410454
This

>>3410454
Supporting this. If we ever plan to snap his neck we need to stop behaving like a retard.

>>3412055
>inb4 we keep acting like retards and end up snapping his dick instead of his neck

>>3412073
...ouch.

I think that at that moment the elf will want to die due to the pain.

>tfw OP probably finished jerking off 3times and ended the quest

>>3413679
OP is a good boy, he wouldn't do that.

>>3413689
he would masturbate 5 times! not 3.

>>3413694
We're talking about Ambush Elf booty. Clearly he'd go for ten.

>>3410454
>>3410471
>>3410477
>>3410499
>>3410513
>>3410658
>>3410704
>>3410878
>>3411377
>>3412020
>>3412045

Sorry m8, fell asleep after class yesterday. Here's the updoot

Trying to break the silence, you spoke up.

"Look, Vanari. I'm... sorry if you are offended by what I did yesterday."

He's not responding.

"I know I might have overstepped my boundaries when interacting with you, but I want us to.... be friends. Will you accept my apology?"

Trying hard to suppress an urge to regurgitate your breakfast, you hope that you can lower Vanari's guard at least enough to make him trust you. With a heavy sigh, the elf finally responds.

"Understood. I too, owe you an apology, Sir Questus. My initial judgement of your character and reaction may have not been the most polite. I know your intentions are anything but malicious, but still... Perhaps the paranoia from years of conflict had not yet left my mind completely. I hope you understand."

Even with that long winded explanation, Vanari's attention still isn't directed to you, but instead to the encroaching forest of Valenmarch creeping upon the nearby lands through the carriage window. Again, you initiated the conversation.

"So, why would you, Vanari, an officer who fought in the Gregorian-Valenmarch conflict become the liaison for a human diplomat? I thought your people might choose someone a bit more..."

"Pacifist? Yes, our home shows no end to those kind of people who'd rather take a neutral stance in your kind's attempt to snuff us out, but my position here is specifically due to my involvement in the war. What better way to convince the more bloodthirsty of our own on the prospect of peace other than a war hero supporting peace efforts?"

"W-war hero?!", you asked, genuinely surprised.

"It's nothing to be proud really. To be truthful, I am anything but a hero. But I wear that recognition nonetheless, not with pride but to remind me of the sins I have committed.", Vanari said, wistfully.

He turned to you, wiping but a droplet of tear from his left eye, clutching a decoration on his armor tightly.

"You feel the same too, don't you? Isn't that why you're here, Questus Anonyme?"

How do you answer his question?

>Yes
>No
>I don't know
>Write in


anchor post so i can reference the things you guys voted while i write.

>>3413856
ignore that anchor post thing i forgot to delet

>>3413856
>Yes
Nice, he's revealing his weaknesses.

>>3413856
>U want sum dik

>>3413856
Was military service mandatory for humans? Questus has been given the image of a paperpusher which makes me think we should have a different answer than just "yes" to keep that image. If he actually had a history of combat then it would probably be reasonable for him to understand where Vanari's coming from.

>>3413856
>Yes
Maybe tell him some half truths about our background to gain his trust.

>>3413856
>Tell him we’re here to get some trap elf booty.

>>3413856
>Yes
>Write in. "I joined to end the war that took my >best friend."
maybe the trap will sympathize and begin to trust us

>>3413856
>>3413904
>>3413939
Sure I'll support this. It's vague but it's war. Everybody's lost somebody so it's not exactly something you can deny.

>>3413856

>write in
"The only shame I will feel Vanari, is the shame of having failed our peoples if my plans don't succeed. To be honest I don't know if peace is even possible between our peoples... But I believe if I can convince you to call me friend by the end our our journey, perhaps the flower of hope can bloom.

>also ask him why he was so shy in the water before, since such a thing is normal with humans. Also ask him if crying and showing emotions in front of others is normal among elves. Pass it off as seeking information on how to not make a faux pass. But in reality its to keep the conversation going and get information on how to create the biggest political incident of all time.

>>3413952
>>3413988
Well shit, if it's not too late I'll support this too.

>>3413856

>Yes

>I feel just the same. *bats eyelids*

>>3413887
>>3413904
>>3413924
>>3413939
>>3413952
>>3413988

Not breaking eye-contact with the elf, you replied.

"Yes, I think I too share your sentiment. This war, it's madness! Even so.... I can't say I can exactly empathize with your circumstances. I've seen less than a week of combat until I requested to return to the capital. I'm a coward Vanari, unfit to have any say on this matter. To salvage my family's name, I was sent to military deskwork, sorting logistics and menial paperwork. But this conflict have taken enough lives already! Let it end!"

You look away, feigning shame. This is quite close to the truth though. Questus Anonyme did see brief active duty before becoming a government official. The rest is you joining the dots.

"No, you should not feel ashamed. You've saved yourself a world of suffering, and possibly for others trapped in the crossfire.", Vanari comforted you, patting your shoulder and giving a sympathetic smile.

"T-thank you, Vanari.", you said, stopping yourself from swiping the elf's arm from your shoulder in reflex.

Your companion sat back and relaxed on his seat, his mood lightening up.

"I haven't told you my full name yet, haven't I Questus? Given name Vanari, clan Aenarith. Vanari Aenarith, you can call me Vanari as you've always had. Pleased to meet you.", He smiled brightly, offering his hand.

You accepted the awkward formality before laughing it off with Vanari. The two of you continue to converse for a while.

"So, why are you so meek last night? You know, while we're bathing together."

"That? Oh it's just, I have a bit of a... complex as you humans called? Yes a complex about my body. I've been teased that I look like a girl what with my height and size, so I avoid bathing with anyone really. You startled me a bit, that is all. You also have the build of a fighting man, so I instinctively acted defensively in fear of... assault...", the elf pulls down his feathered beret in shame of what he's insinuating.

"....I'm not weird okay....", he mumbled.

[Cont.]

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>>3414230

On evening, the convoy reached Valenmarch, a great wooden gate opening as the elven riders signal your arrival. The carriage and all of your belongings are carried away to your future dwellings as a diplomat, but now it is time to greet the representative of Valenmarch. Accompanied by knights, you follow Vanari and the dismounted elven riders deeper into Valenmarch. The elves and their home are areas deeply rooted with wild magic, as evidenced with woodland critters vanishing through even the smallest cracks of tree bark or around the corner of your eye.

Finally, after a few minutes of walking, your convoy reach an opening between rows of towering ancient trees. It shocks you to find no less than fifty elite elven warriors clad in gilded armor flanking a single elf, standing taller than the rest. A female, her hair is snow white and gaze entrancing. You know what she is.... a High Elf!

"Your grace!", Vanari shouted in shock before immediately kneeling down, as do the elven riders.

The knights stood their ground defiantly, though evidently nervous being so outnumbered in enemy territory. What do you do?

>Kneel along with Vanari.
>Bow in respect, but nothing more.
>Stand with your knights.
>Write-in

>>3414235
>Bow in respect, but nothing more.
well, it seems we have another neck to snap

>>3414235
>>Bow in respect, but nothing more.
Even if we weren't part of our faction, probably a bad idea to kneel and lower ourselves rather than establish somewhat equal standing.

>>3414235
>Bow in respect, but nothing more.

>>3414235
>Whip our our dick and salute with our massive cock.

>>3414320
>Three pumps salute

>>3414235
>Bow in respect, but nothing more.

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>>3414235
>>Bow in respect, but nothing more.

We do anything more and I doubt we'll be able to maintain our self control.

Also is it wrong I'm mentally picturing this dude as Caim, cause he's about as bloodthirsty.

>>3414385
Much better imagery then giga nigga ulta darkskin chad 100 foot cock.

>>3414251
>>3414264
>>3414296
>>3414362
>>3414385

Bowing deeply to show your respect, you repeated Vanari's words, Right arm spread and left arm folded on your chest.

"Your grace."

The knights followed suit, but did nothing else. After a moment, the high elf speaks.

"At ease, Gregorians. You too, Vanari."

The elves in front of you immediately stood up, heads still lowered.

"You... the ambassador I presume? I apologize for any discomfort my people have brought upon your group. I had requested less to accompany me today, but I'm afraid the rest of my warriors insist to not leave me in any form of danger around humans. I hope you understand.", she said softly, yet clearly reaching your ears.

"My name is Moera, matriarch of clan Indaris, one of the twelve elders of Valenmarch. My people refer to me as "Your grace" or "Your ladyship" but Elder Moera is enough for me. A pleasure to meet you.", she smiled sweetly as she introduced herself.

"Q-Questus... Anonyme. Third son of House Anonyme. I'm sure you are informed of my duties.", you try to respond while keeping your story straight. The aura she's exuding causes you to feel somewhat nervous.

You spot a wrinkle in Elder Moera's brow ever so briefly, before it returns to perfect calm. She then continues.

"I see. I know it is quite late to say this, but welcome to Valenmarch, as you humans call it. Here, we call it Faeheimr. I'm sure you and your fellow men are plenty tired from the journey. Vanari, if you will?"

"Y-yes!'

Your companion hastily guids you to a path left of the clearing where you met the Elder. Turning your head back to take one final look at the Elder, you briefly see her and her warriors disappearing into a clearing, a faint glow of light emanates behind a tree they're passing through.

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It is as if the forest itself shifts by its own will. You see elves of all ages and stature vanishing from one clearing to another. No wonder not one direct invasion of Valenmarch have ever succeeded. The forest itself guards and conceal the elves!

"We're here.", Vanari said.

Pointing forward, what you and the knights see is nothing short of mystical. A stone building built around a great tree, masonry seamlessly melding with wood. You can hear one of the soldiers mumbling "What in the nine hells...".

[Cont.]

>>3414613

At night, you sit on a wooden chair by a stone circular table, gazing out the open window. The room is lit by a few candles and the moonlight. What Questus Anonyme is expected to do... it is to resolve post-war issue before an official peace agreement can be signed. This includes reparation claims, returning of prisoners of war and many others. You are to sort the files related to it and consult with elven officials on an agreement involving these matters in tandem with Gregorian-given terms. Such is what is expected of a diplomat. Of course, you are not actually trained in doing such things. You need to end this farce as quickly as possible!

"Sir Questus."

You leap up, shocked by the voice calling your name coming from the window.

"Vanari? Is that you?"

The voice did not respond yo your question, but instead giving you a set of instructions.

"At midnight, come to the moonlit grove, follow the faerie lights lest the forest takes you. The elder awaits."

Then silence. Dumbfounded, you muster the courage to peer out of the window ignoring the risk of being attacked. You found there's no one but you at the immediate vicinity. The only kind of being that could arrive and disappear as quick as that is an elf, and Vanari would have met you face first without hiding. What will you do?

>Follow the instructions.
>Screw that! You'd rather brainstorm for ways to sabotage this peace agreement.
>Write in

>>3414618
>Screw that! You'd rather brainstorm for ways to sabotage this peace agreement.
Don't believe their lies!

>>3414618
Meat the elder. With our rock hard mega cock.

>>3414618
Im guessing its some one else on the elf side who wants to start a war by eliminating us!

>Write in
meet with your knights, they could prove useful. Check to see their elf hate levels individually.

>>3414618
>>Follow the instructions.
Based on how the knights acted, I'm guessing there's already an implicit understanding to expect the worst if we're not there the next morning.

>>3414659
Supporting.

Will end this thread here. I haven't really planned for this quest to go this far. See you later when I have more free time to continue this.

>>3414618
>Follow the instructions.

>>3414618
>Follow the instructions.

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>>3414851
Please provide us a way to keep in touch, OP, so we don't miss the next updates! I'm actually curious to see where this goes! (Discord, Twitter, Telegram, what have you.)

Oh, and since you said the forest protects the elves, I think it would be wise to call back home and suggest they get their alchemists to figure out napalm.

Speaking of alchemy, as an assassin you could know about making poisons. Imagine going the Breaking Bad route, spice up the High Elf bitch's herb tea with a little ricin. Or cyanide for a quicker death. Bonus points if you frame another elf for doing it (say, the butler), and create strife and disorder among them by suggesting some of them were plotting with "other humans" (definitely not you, *wink wink*) to overthrow her. Fear, uncertainty and disorder will get you far in wars!

>>3415072
>figure out napalm
Napalm is rather old, not in its current shape and form, but setting things on fire is one of humanity's specialties. From the very fist moment that we discovered fire, we also tried to set our enemies on fire.
Just take a look at this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_thermal_weapons

>>3414618
>Screw that! You'd rather brainstorm for ways to sabotage this peace agreement
It is always good to have time to daydream

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>F for MIA OP

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Where are u op ?

I believe in OP

I believe in neck-snapping and trap-elves

>>3420051
>>3420068
>>3420087
Don't worry, fellas. OP's just getting his shit together so he can run the next thread. See >>3414672

>>3420068
Where is Nemo?

>>3420051
>>3420068
>>3420087
>>3420158
>>3420318

Rejoice fags, i'll be doing thread 2 on friday if nothing else of importance fucks up my schedule.

The main challenge and source of anxiety of running this quest was that I'm an ESL person so I tend to repeat words, what with my limited vocabulary and all, so I'm afraid my writing will look lazy and stale, but then I realized this is /qst/ and quality control means jack shit here.

>>3421945
Hey, it’s better than akun, SF, and SB.

>>3421945
As an ESL teacher, trust me, you're doing a stellar job.

Bonus: trap elves add an automatic 2/10 to any quest.

>>3422184
I don't get from where you're getting that the elf is a trap. He clearly is male and dresses as a male.

>>3422406
They wanna make a hideri outta him

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>>3421945
I think you're doing just fine. Grammar and vocabulary are important, but the most important thing is delivering an interesting and entertaining story.
Take the original One Punch Man manga, Kemono Friends, or hell, even "Who Killed Captain Alex". They all are amateurish, but that doesn't mean they're bad, or boring.
On the other hand, god-tier art, animation or visual effects will never be able to redeem terrible storytelling.
I'm looking forward to the next thread!

>>3422406
>I don't get from where you're getting that the elf is a trap
Elves are naturally feminine-looking.

>>3422652
Looking feminine doesn't mean that a man is suddenly a trap. You also have to dress in feminine clothing and actively try to fool random men into thinking you're a woman.

>>3422773
Exactly

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QM is kill

>>3424960
See >>3421945, assuming it's the real QM of course. That 1 post ID looks suspicious.

>>3424981
Should definitely be the same QM, the secure tripcode in that post is the same as it was in the OP.

>>3421945
IT'S FRIDAY, NIGGUH

>>3426784
Calm your ass down. We'll get to chocking/fucking elves in due time.

If we're lucky we'll be able to do both at the same time because these genocidal fuckwits are kinky little shits.

>>3424960
>>3424981
>>3426063
>>3426784
>>3426791

Thread ETA 1 hour nigger

It's here

>>3426942
>>3426922