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You took another moment to see what was around you, only to hear a groan coming from directly next to your armor. You had a pretty good guess on who it was, but you reached over to took the Oni off your armored shoulder.

It seemed that Ibaraki, the Oni that forced you into a stalemate, came along with you. At least you can rule out the possibility of the creature having betrayed you. She seemed unconscious but for the most part her being here might as well be a boon to you.

The machine spirits detected the planet’s polar poles and had already created your compass for navigation. For any other directions it’s pretty much detected water sources in all directions. For now, any life forms besides trees seemed to be too far out to be detected.

>Wake up Ibaraki

>Go (North, South, East, or West)

>Other

>>3389688
>Wake up Ibaraki
>Literally drag him out of bed westward

>>3389687
Do we still get to go around scooping up anime girls for the Emperor as future Sororitas? Not saying it should be a major focus but could be a fun side mission type deal for us

>>3389766
Supporting

>>3389766
>>3389847
Writing...

With a guess you decided to start your march towards the west. The trees didn’t really end on your way, but at the sounds of bird chirping at least told you there were animals nearby.

As you made your way to wherever the hell you were, you grabbed onto the relaxing Daemon on your shoulders and brought her up infront of you.

“Wake up, Ibaraki-Doji.”

You waited for a moment as the Daemon like creature started to awaken. Her yellow eyes looked into your yellow sockets and grew a tired smile, “Didn’t think Ibaraki would see your mug this morning.”

“There are more pressing matters, Daemon. We seemed to have gotten lost.”

She furrowed her brows before looking around, “Huh, this Oni doesn’t know where we are. Then again all trees look the same.”

“The Machine Spirits have not detected civilization when we arrived earlier. On Terra we would have detected a city within minutes of our walk.”

The shrugged while still lodged in your hands, “You know those humans make nature preserves now. Something about leaving the environment alone to keep diversity. Honestly I don’t understand them but I’ve lived in a few.”

“Hmm, it is just a feeling Daemon but I wonder if we are still on Terra. I have been teleported to an Emperorless Terra only a month ago and this stinks of the same warpcraft.”

She looks at you questionably, “Dunno then. If that's the case I if the Oni might be around.”

“I don’t think we will find any here, Daemon, but hope we do not find any Heretics.”

She shrugs before reaching over and trying to pry your hand open, “Can you put me down now? This Oni is getting cramped in your grip.”

>Put her on the ground

>Put her on your shoulder

>Throw her into the air as an impromptu rocket

>Other

>>3389781
No duh.

>>3390020
>>Put her on your shoulder

>>3390034
Writing...
>Roll too for after

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3390117

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3390117
Reeeeeeeeeee

>>3390125
Welcome to my game everyone. Where the 20s and 1s roll like water!

You moved her back onto your shoulder. She moved herself around a little bit before settling to the right of your visor, “Now this is a view! Kukuku, now what was this about an Emperorless Terra?”

“Hmm… I am from the future of Terra, Ibaraki. When the Imperium of Mankind stretches across the stars. All lead by the Immortal Emperor of Mankind.”

The creature rythmed her nails on your armor, “So what about the Oni? You called me a Daemon so I take it I don’t exist in the future?”

“It is not just you, I believe the Emperor drove all the Daemons of terra into extinction if they didn’t die in the Long Night. Though I aim to bring you into his fold and prove what I believe is worth. Though I call you Daemon, I might relate you closer to an superior psychic race similar to the Eldar.”

You could hear her grimace for a moment, “Damn, if your following this guy he must been strong enough to kill me.” The an evil smile broke her face, “Though that means he killed the Jade Emperor too, so he couldn’t be all bad.”

“You must understand that humanity goes first, and as such you will serve once I defeat you.”

You could feel her shrug, “We’ll see. I'd your right you might not be able to fulfill our agreement.”

“A pity then, our fight might come sooner then.”

“And the Oni will be ready.”

[Possible Sentient Lifeforms detected.]

You can see the radar light up with dots, there seems to be a group within a mile of yourself numbering 4. As you walk you notice a few blood stains and a trail from what seemed to be a fight. You allowed an Octo arm to collect a sample of it.

[Examining Sample…]

[Sample Result: 1. Unregistered Abhuman 2.Unregistered Wildlife]

>Go towards the group (How you wanna approach?)

>Don't bother with them

>Other

>>3390236
>>Go towards the group (sneeki breeki)
just to make sure that they are mutants before we purge em

>>3390246
>roll to sneak

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3390302
please be another crit

>>3390314
Writhing then...

You slow down your movement to that of a near crawl. Slowly you made your towards where the unknown mutants are. For the Yokai on your shoulder, she tensed with a little bit of excitement in anticipation of a fight.

You drew near, coming near a clearing. What you saw were about 5 humanoid creatures gathered around a carcass. There was a pile of organs to their side and each of them seemed to enjoy ripping into the creature between them.

The creatures were green with tusks similar to Orks coming out of their mouths. If they weren’t so skinny you would have easily mistaken them for Orks too.

Your observation only lasted about 10 seconds as one of them noticed you and drew an sword made from bone. The others quickly took notice before readying themselves in a fighting stance.

“Who’s there?” The tallest one called out as he got a good look at you, “Who in the name of Grumm in there a Golem here!” He cried out.

“Kukuku, it seems they noticed the Oni and metal human.”Ibaraki said with a sadistic glee, “I advise we kill his subordinates and take the big guy for a run on Ibaraki’s table of wonder. Maybe we can find some good food to eat.”

>Let Ibaraki deal with them

>Kill then all with your Heavy Bolter

>Talk to them (How you wanna do that)

>Other as there always is another option.

You will get the stealth bonus only when you are trying to commit theft. Otherwise your a fucking dreadnought.

Dreadnought Stats
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VuhImbE0f4uINKyU8087EjOTeWcAhcLttb3BXp3mME4

Ibaraki Stats
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VuhImbE0f4uINKyU8087EjOTeWcAhcLttb3BXp3mME4

>>3390407
That's the same link twice brohanno.

>>3390403
Dreadspear 'em from ranged to support Ibraki, leave the leader alive per her recommendation so we can get some intel.

>>3390449
Shit, your right!

Real Ibaraki Stats:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1z_9f8BbD3J-md8CEgFV-Xccin4JUCKTA-XareKKjEYg

>>3390449
>roll to open fire. Don't roll a one.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3390510
heres a one for ya

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3390510
*Whistles nonchalantly*
Also thanks for those Ibaraki stats, with these maybe love CAN blossom on the battlefield.

>>3390518
>>3390529
Well considering the most an orc could have is 20 AC at level 3, I'm writing their obituaries soon.

“It would be best not to underestimate these creatures as there is still much we do not know. I will provide you with cover fire.”

A laugh came from Ibaraki, “Ha! Finally Ibaraki-Doji can work with someone who has a brain. Thank you for giving this Oni the pleasure.”

She leaped off your chassis bringing back her only hand. In a moment she was in the face of a mutant, quickly delivering a punch that sounded like a water balloon exploding.

“Shit! Guards-” You didn’t really bother listening as you released your Dreadspear’s bolter upon these unclean foes. In a moment another mutant exploded, leaving his upper half to bear.

One of the remaining grunt tried to land a hit on Ibaraki as if he was maddened with rage. The mutant didn’t even last a moment as she cleaved his body into two separate parts.

The remaining one’s eyes seemed to grow red, “You bastards! I’ll fucking-” Only to quickly lose his right arm to a left handed Ibaraki. There was no more anger in his eyes but fear as the Yokai’s grin grew.

“Well then mister metal man, you wouldn’t have anything against torture would ya?” She turned to you with a cute smile, “Oni don’t mind it as its Oni eat Oni world, but I know Humans tended to hate it these days.”

>”Do what you want with the Mutant. I garrentee the Inquisition could do far worse than you.”

>”Nah, it might be better if I do it.” (How you wanna do it?)

>”No, maybe there's another way we could get it out of him.”

>Other

Also I’m taking questions for him if you got any.

>>3390595
>>”Do what you want with the Mutant. I garrentee the Inquisition could do far worse than you.”
I mean your not wrong, but do try and keep him alive

>>3390595
>”Do what you want with the Mutant. I guarantee the Inquisition could do far worse than you.”
Tell me foul Xenos what is the name of this planet and where is the nearest civilization, Human or otherwise.

>>3390608
>>3390616
Writing...

“Do what you want Ibaraki. I garentee the Inquisition can do much worse than you.”

“Hmph!” She turned her face away from you, “We’ll see about that, Tin Man! This Oni will show you the meaning of torture!”

Said victim was currently on his knees looking upon the two of you in a mixture of horror and anger, “I don’t care what you do to me, Witch! You are nothing against what Grumm’s wrath!”

Ibaraki just rubbed her hand across his cheek with a smirk on her face, “You think this Grumm is worse than me, Ibaraki-Doji~? Fufufu… lets start with your other arm~”

You watched the Yokai as she systematically started cutting into different places on his limbs. Her nails sliced through his skin like paper, and a weird fire seemed to cauterize the wounds to prevent his bleeding out. He had a moderate will though, it was only when her nail reached for his chest that he screamed, “I YIELD DEMON!”

You could see her sadistic smirk flip into a frown, “What happened to all that talk. I haven’t even gotten to your entrails yet.”

The creatures eyes were slits, “You are strong, demon. I will warn Grumm of you when I die.”

She smiled, “But you will talk though, right? I was only about to hang you.”

A face full of fear was shown to the two of you. It seemed she did her job.

“Tell me mutant, what is the name of this planet.”

He looked at you with the same terror as Ibaraki, said Yokai looked unamused that you took over the actual questioning part. The mutants words were gruffed and he sounded stained in pain, “This planets name it… Ares.”

You thought to yourself for a moment. From your time on Terra, that name belonged to one of the pantheons of the heretics. Said god was the Greek God of War.

“Where is the nearest human settlement?”

He looked up at you with a questioning look, “A-Alan. To the Southwest from here.”

“What do you call your kind Mutant?”

“Orc”

>Kill him

>Use him as a pet

>Let him go and tell his tale

>Other

>>3390725
>>Kill him
suffer not the alien

>>3390725
>Kill him
Suffer not his presence.

Then let's make good time for Alan we must learn more of this world.

“Suffer not the Xenos.”

You bared your Dreadspear at the xenos. To not identify as human but another race, and a xenos one no less. In a quick slice you dug deep into his torso and bisected him in half. Blood went everywhere, especially on your Yokai ally.

She looked irritated at the red stains on her skin and tattered robes, “Tsk, I couldn’t even have any more fun with him. Now he's all over me, useless bastard!”

“Suffer not the Xenos to live. You would be wasting your time with a useless spawn like him.”

She clicked her tounge, “You’re probably right. So I take it you wanna head to this ‘Alan’?”

>Head your way over

>No, we should look around for more of these ‘Orcs’.

>>3390801
>>Head your way over

>>3390829
+1

>>3390829
>>3390836

>Roll because I can make ya.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3390846
Crit get

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3390846
heck

>>3390848
>>3390854

>Writing...

So the two of you made your way towards the city of Alan. You took an entire day’s walk and yet you were no where close to civilization. It seemed nothing came out of the wood work to attack you yet, so you could rate this world viable to become a Garden World with a Xenos infestation.

Ibaraki laid on your shoulder while looking towards the brush filled sky, “It's getting dark soon. Oni can work at night, but I’d prefer if we don’t go around wondering about like rabbits begging to be eaten.”

“Hmm… very well. I assume you need some form of substance?”

You could hear a growl from the Oni’s stomach but a questioning look from her, “Your talking food right?”

“Yes.”

She looked about for a moment before growing a smile, “I think I see something tasty.”

With that the two of you made camp. With a quick few swings from the Dreadspear you were able to clear a 60 ft radius around your camp. In that time Ibaraki was only able to find some berries, to which she ended up munching on as you lit a series of portable lights.

As you returned to the center the Yokai had a grin, “So how did you think of my technique? You say these ‘Inquisitors’ can do better?”

“Yes. While you seem proficient in physical torture I know a great many who prove themselves in the psychic aspect. My brother, the Space Marines can simply consume a person’s brain to gain the information.”

She simply gave a pout, “You expect an Oni to compete in the field of magic? I’ll admit we Oni got the short end of the stick when it came to Divine power. Bastards didn't think twice about leaving us to die in the mountains when we couldn’t help their little castle in the sky.”

“Well, remember I said you were proficient in the physical kind. Many believe it is the easiest and least likely to bring about heresy so it’s used the most. I’ll consider when we will conduct our next interrogation.”

She simply gave a smile, “Works for me. Maybe I can get some meat sometime.”

“We will see, Ibaraki.”

She gave a yawn before laying on the log she was using as a bench, “Yeah, night Dante”

With that you were left alone to watch the star in an uneventful night

Thats it for today. We will start back up tomorrow. I plan to run it basically throughout the day as I wont be bale to update as constant as this session.

>>3390962
Night OP, thanks for running.

>>3390974
what he said

>>3390529
How? We’re a metal box, we don’t have a dick anymore. I think.

The hell? I think i missed a thread or 2 cause i have no idea what's happening.

Here are the archives of the previous few quest, though they don't mean much in this story.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3239560
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3278596

The two of you make for another day worth of travel through the forest. The sounds of birds chirping and creatures scurrying about the ground showed that life was within the forest.

Ibaraki was enjoying her time on your shoulder as sometimes she jumped off of it and quickly consumed a burnt rabbit or squirrel. For yourself, you just concentrated on moving forward for as fast as you could, which was about 3 MPH in these conditions.

It was after a few more moments that the machine spirits started to detect running water. With a slight amount of curiosity, you decided to make your way over there.

You found the starting of a stream. It's seemed to make its way towards the west and while it was a little out of the way, it might be a more secure route.

>Follow the stream

>Continue on your way

>>3391325
the gist of things is that a 40k blood ravens dreadnought got brought into highschool dxd's universe, recruited a bunch of anime girls and an oni while killing heaps of heretics, then got brought into this universe as a soft reset.
other than the dreadnought and oni this quest has nothing to do with the last two, so you're not missing much
>>3391545
>Follow the stream

>>3391545
>Follow stream

>>3391545
>Follow the stream

>>3391005
Love doesn't require dickings anon, and the realm of Fantasy and Grimdark have many alternatives for situations which do.

>>3391545
>Follow the stream
More than likely the settlement would be along such a source of water as well.

You make a turn for the river. The chances that civilization is down the way is too great of an opportunity to pass up.

So you make your way over.

As you travel down Ibaraki piped up, “So what brought up the change in direction tin man?”

“Chances of civilization are greater in this direction. I am a Dreadnought by the way.”

“Oh really,” The Yokai grew a sly smile, “You don’t like being called tinman?”

“It is simply part of your speech. If you talk of me, you may address me as what I am.”

“Hmph,” She flicked her head away, “Sometimes Oni have selective hearing, Tinman.”

“Very well, Daemon.”

The two of you traveled for a little bit more time until you noticed some poles about the area. Looking at them, they were the skulls similar to the Sane Ork and a couple of humans.

Your sensors started to pick up movement, the count above a hundred folk and still growing.

>Approach (How?)

>Ignore them, we will bring an army later to clear them out.

>Other?

>>3392708
>Other?
Tell Ibraki to scout ahead and get us some visual intel on what's ahead. Guessing cannibals on this forsaken Tribal World but would be good to confirm, we're too bulky to stealth up and >100 might be enough to swamp us from numbers alone if they lack fear.

>>3392708
>Send the daemon to scout, We shall stealth up to these poles and gift them to the chapter, for dna analysis.

>>3392708
>Scout
Figure out who these people are

>>3392708
>Other?
scout them via stealth bullshit
assuming that the forest hasn't thinned as we followed the river, we'll probably need to get close to see them
>>3392777
>we're too bulky to stealth up
nonsense, we're a dreadnought of the blood ravens

>>3393453
You are too bulky. Unless you are attempting to steal something you will not gain a stealth bonus. If you guys wanted stealth, you should have picked the Raven Guard.

>Roll for Pole examination though. Ibaraki will be doing her own rolls for the stealth trip.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3394029
>You are too bulky. Unless you are attempting to steal something you will not gain a stealth bonus.
ah ok, i remember last thread dante kept inexplicably sneaking up on the two chicks from the church

>>3394076
Yeah I did do that in the game. I honestly let that go too far just because you guys needed it. Here, you are more tied down by that rule. Think of it this way, you guys didn't use it offensively and only for theft. I am going back on that, but desu it was too funny not to allow it during that time.

“Hmm, it seems we are near a settlement. Daemon, will you be able to go in and learn more information about the group of creatures beyond this point?”


The Daemon laughed, “Kukuku, I guess Ibaraki could try.” She hopped off your armor with a sort of grace, “I will not be long so don’t murder any gods while I am gone.”

“I cannot make any promises when it comes to Heretics, Daemon.”

Her knowing smile grew, “I just wanted a little bit of the action~. I’m off them.” With that she turned around and made her way into the forested area towards the camp.

For yourself, you made your way towards the totems and brought your Octo arms to bear upon it. The arms connected, the machine spirits hard at work determining what it is.

[Sample Received: Testing…]

[Sample Results: Human Genome Detected, Orc Genome Detected]

So there were humans on this planet. It seemed whatever savages did this might as well be killed off in your book.

You waited a little longer before Ibaraki came back with a huge smile, “I must say, this Oni has not seen an opportunity like this in centuries!”

“Explain, Ibaraki.”

“Fufufu, alright~.” Her smile grew genuine joy, “Those Orcs we saw earlier, I guess we found one of their homes. There’s a giant camp just a few miles up from here, about two thousand in total. Any ordinary Oni would beg the heavens to pillage their camp! Of course, I plan to take it.”

“So the Orcs have a settlement?”


She gave a nod, “It seems to be more of a mobile camp. Oni thought about it, but the amount of other Yokai made it better to stay in out mountain. They seem to have been here for only a few days though.”

“Any weak points? Could we exploit the area?”

She gives a nod, “The forest is much more thicker to the sides. They wouldn’t be able to escape you if we cut their escape~” Her grin was large already, “And they had a lot of food. I could eat like an Emperor for days.”

>Go towards the camp to attack (Tactic?)

>Go towards the camp in peace

>Ignore it, much too big without a nice sized cleanup force backing you up.

>>3394138
>>Go towards the camp in peace

>>3394138
>Go towards the camp in peace
scope the place out under a friendly guise

>>3394155
Do this but while we're distracting them by being a gigantic metal man approaching them in peace have Ibraki go around the sides working to cut off their escape if things go sour.

Not sure what we should do with them though, kill them all for the glory of the Emperor? Cow a group of them into being a slave warband for us?

>>3394149
>>3394155
>>3394176

Writing...

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“We will scout the area first. I believe under the guise of peace I might be able to learn more about them.”

Ibaraki tilted her head, “Tinman, didn’t you just slaughter one of their hunting parties earlier?”

“You are correct, but knowledge is power. You see we have yet to know their relationship with this god, Grumm, or any other features of their kind. Chances are we will kill a majority or even all if this taint runs too deep.”

She gave you a look that said, ‘Really’

“I do however plan for you to sneak behind them. If they are in a choke hold, their deaths will be swift.”

The leader of the Oni just shrugged, “I guess thats sound. I want first dibs on their food once we are done with them though!”

“That is an acceptable sacrifice.”

With that the two of you started to make your way over to the camp. Ibaraki broke away from you at one point, though you finally came in sight of the camp.

There were a lot of wooden buildings about the place. Each were in a simple makeshift style, which likely meant easy to repair and move. You noticed the land around seemed to be duller than the greater forest and the amounts of activity were evident.

When you were about 120 ft from the camp the guards who wielded pikes pointed them towards you and you noticed none of them seemed to be equipped with long ranged weapons.

Their voices were rough as they talked, like they gargled on gravel from an underhive, “Stop ya damn Golem!”

You stood there ominously for a moment as you observed them. Even from here you noticed the place within acting closer to a military camp than a settlement. Now what were you going to say to convince them to let you closer…

>Give me a roll

>Give me some dialogue

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3394216
Death to the enemies of mankind!

>>3394238
It's a d20 friend. Yeah I changed it but don't worry, your still op.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3394216
Grumm has sent me with a message! (Lie)

Then when we're in their midst tell them the message is they've been found wanting.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3394216

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3394251
Whoops d20

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3394216
The God Emperor of Mankind demands your death foul Greenskins! This world WILL be brought into the Imperium if I have to purge you all myself!

>>3394238
>>3394257
I'm hearing kill the Xenos. So I will now write kill the Xenos.

“It seems I do not have any good lies for you, Xenos. Knowledge is Power!”

[Twin Linked Heavy Bolters: Firing]

And so you opened fire on the Orcs. The guards didn’t even have a moment’s thought as they were slaughtered by the many rounds of machine gun fire. From your opening attack you eliminate the guards. You watched as those who witnessed gave an war cry.

It seemed as the Orc’s suddenly flipped a switch. Those nearby began to rush you, let them be female or male Orc. You were pretty surprise at the sudden change, though that did little against a Heavy Bolter.

You opened once again with a round of Bolter fire. You quickly mowed down another wave of the greenskin mockeries a with impunity. You noted how the Orc’s war cry was similar to the WAAAGH of Orks, but didn’t contain the same power.

It was after another round of firing and the slaughter of a hundred total that the horde stopped when a cry sounded over them. You watched as an Orc that stood a foot taller than all the other stepped out of the crowd.

He was covered in skulls of both Orc and Man with his right eye missing, “Who dares attack my Horde! You’d be praying to your god ya Golem, because if ya don’t go back, I’ll show you the power of Gruumsh!”

>Banter Back (What?)

>Just fire on him

>Let Ibaraki do the job. Shes likely coming here soon.

>Leave just to mess with him.

>>3394316
>>Leave just to mess with him.

>>3394316
>Let Ibaraki deal with him
Kill him, his horde, and claim their base and resources for ourselves. Ibaraki can have some of their food though. If she has trouble with him we can intervene and squish him.

>>3394320
>>3394340

Writing...

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“Very well, Xenos.”

You made your turn to walk away, the sounds of the Orcs laughing came to your ears but you could hear the bigger one shout, “Where you going Golem? Did your Master not want you to get hurt?! AHAHAH!”

You turned around to face them as you were now a good 200 ft out. Only with your augmented hearing did you hear as their laughter died off.

The ground seemed to shake a little as a roar of laughter came from the very back of the camp, “Ku Ku Ku,” It was Ibaraki at 30 feet in height while still sporting her feminine look. She would have beaten you in the size department, “Ah, Dante. I see you’ve been working on killing the Orcs already? Why did you stop?”

“Because I knew you wanted to slaughter our enemies. I decided we would switch positions.”

The girl placed her hand over her mouth in an attempt to be cute, “Fufufu, you’re spoiling this Oni rotten. Who knows, I might let you share in the pillaging later.”

“I would like that, Ibaraki, but those are but gifts to my chapter. We found them without owners and decided to accept them ourselves to better protect humanity.”

Her grin grew wide, “Gifting? I like the sound of that.”

“Be sure that no owners are alive though. We found all this abandoned”

Her grin was wide, “That will be arranged~!”

You had to laugh a little inside at the expression that weird Orc had when you two bantered. Though now he was a puddle on the ground as Ibaraki practiced her bowling with Orcs.

>Roll for loot afterwords. I assume it a kill them all anyways.

You guys pretty much kill everything so I wont bother writing the slaughter.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3394392
These were particularly successful and wealthy orcs.

>>3394392
I'll leave with this tonight. I will say I'm working on making more character dialog, but I say it might have come out as the two buddies at the end of a buddy cop movie.

Dunno if that's a bad thing or nah as we didn't get much build up into that relationship. I guess that's what happens when you have two people who think theft is the best option.

can we use our warp-fuckery to find powerfull creatures nearby?

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3394392
Gimme' them loots!!

>>3394748
Not really since you don't have clairvoyance, but you are open in trying.

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>3394427
it was a little cheesy, but i liked it
>>3394392
rolling

>>3394418
>>3394821
>>3394899

Since I got rolls already I'll update. Expect this to work similar to last night, but I'll likely get into things about 9est.

If you had been some kind of normal iseki protagonist, what you just did would have been counted as a genocide. You were a Dreadnought though, a servant of the Emperor’s feury and one of his immortalized angels of death. Now you have just finished your great father’s mission, exterminating those that oppose humanity. It was an added bonus off all the gifts you two collected.

So you were now standing next to about three wagons filled with gifts. You had to note two of the three were just food, but the third was filled with things like metal blades, armor, and curious enough a plow. For the most part though it was obvious these creatures were so primal that they only raided for food instead of actual weapons.

That didn’t stop Ibaraki from steadily going through the first cart in her petite form, “Ibaraki has not eaten so much in centuries! If I eat like this every pull, maybe this Oni should join ya outright!

“That might save me some trouble, but a deal is a deal”

The Yokai just gave you a smirk, “Yeah yeah, you just want to prove you can beat me.”

You didn’t respond back, earning a chuckle from the Yokai. Now that you have all these resources, you might as well go back to traveling. Of course you might lose the first cart on the way thanks to Ibaraki.

>Travel with the wagons (Ibaraki drives one while you do two and to Where)

>Take only one wagon (Which) And where

>Take only the essentials (To where)

>Hang out here for a while. Something might come since the Orcs are gone.

>>3394922
>Travel with the wagons (Ibaraki drives one while you do two and to Where)
Look for the nearest signs of human habitation. We gotta bring this planet into the Imperium some time and getting the local humans on board is our first step.

>>3394938
+1

>>3394938
>>3395009

Roll for me!

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3395121
+1 to those options

>Rolling
Let's gooooooooo

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3395121

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3395121

>>3394938
+1

So the two of you made your way down the steam, since if there were human skulls the Orcs must have been close to some. The trip took the rest of the day and even a little bit after morning. Though you started to find some places much to your liking.

It was where the trees and hills you were crossing through suddenly changed into a valley. From your scanners the valley was about 10 miles in diameter and as you crossed into it, you noticed the wreckage of what were reinforcements. From here you were able to see a seperate river also feeding into the valley and small farm fields. A bastion of civilization.

“We have found Humanity on this world.”

Ibaraki gave a whistle, “Seems like it. This place seems too nice for humans not to plant a village in the middle of it. I wonder if they have a hot springs.”

“Yes, if this is a death world humanity would edge closer to valleys and rivers. Its… troubling.”

“Well, we just going to stand here and look pretty? I want to take a bath once we get there.” The Yokai remarked as she returned to her cart.

“Of course, I am just admiring my fellows.”

You continued to make your way down. As you did, you noticed a man and some boys working on some housing. Outside you could see what you guessed as smaller children and his wife were working on some potatoes to what you assume is eat.

>Approach them (How you wanna introduce yourself. They’ll mistaken you as a golem again.)

>Ignore them, you have too many perishables and want to make it to town.

>Other? Maybe you go help him?

At this point I will mention ways you guys can make followers and army men. The quickest is conquest, but that means killing your fellow man. The other, and what I assume the Imperium uses on a daily basis, is try to inspire awe in people. Doing tasks like slaying a Demon King or Slaying a malicious Dragon are things you can do that inspire men to follow you.

I'm mentioning these now since you can 'Indoctrinate' people that easily. Most of the time Imperials show the local lords the perks for joining and they agree and after the Imperium enforces the Imperial Creed. You don't have an army and can't be everywhere at once like the Guard.

If you have anything to say about this, say it. You guys are the Dreadnought. Hell, you already started on the 'Help ya path'.

>>3395225
>Approach them (How you wanna introduce yourself. They’ll mistaken you as a golem again.)

Advise them we a great knight of the holy god that is father to us all. Ask them if they need any assistance. If they think we're a golem correct them and advise we were once human like them until encased in this sacred to metal carry out his will.

That should get rumors going then we can trek on to town. Going the inspiration route sounds good to gain an army at first and then convert this world.

>>3395225
>Approach them (How you wanna introduce yourself. They’ll mistaken you as a golem again.)

GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANS. IT IS I, DANTE, AN ANGEL OF DEATH OF THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND. PLEASE POINT ME TO THE NEAREST ENEMIES OF HUMANITY THAT I MIGHT SMITE THEM. THE EMPEROR PROTECTS THE FAITHFUL.

>>3395343
+1

>>3395299
>>3395343
>>3395772

Writing, though I'm not going to make you guys act like a Golem.

You dragged your wagons onto the side, deciding to make your way up to the humans. Ibaraki was a little curious as well, so she jumped onto your shoulders without much reserve.

So you went on the approach. The Wife at work was the first to notice, running over to the husband and child who were working. Their eyes widened at your appearance, the man dropping from the roof and retrieving a sword from a table.

He looked to be about 35 to you, and you also noted how his stance was that of a trained soldier. He sounded a little rough, “Oi, why are you coming over here! We already had enough trouble with the Orcs!”

“We are not here to cause trouble. I am a knight of Humanities Father, the Emperor of Mankind. I am simply wondering if your city needed assistance.”

The man nodded, “We do, though I didn’t think reinforcements would come from a Golem and a child.”

Before you could correct him Ibaraki piped up, “Ibaraki Doji will overlook your insult, human. I will tell you though, this ‘golem’ holds a mortal who can rival me.”

”As she said, I died in service to the Father of Humanity. I am simply walking within my tomb to serve eternally.”

The man’s eyes widened at you two’s responses. He took a moment before sheathing his blade, “I guess the Empire is becoming more like the Robosis every day, though I’m suprise the Empire came over faster than the Guild.” He pointed in the direction you came, “In that direction there’s an Orcish Warband from the wilderness. We’ve dealt a nice wound on them, but I don’t know how long till they come back to try and finish the job.”

“That is the direction we came from. This Warband is no more.”

The man looked a little shakened, “W-what. You killed them already?”

Ibaraki gave a laugh, “They were like insects being squashed. They are all dead though, I guarantee it.”

He was a little hesitant it seemed, “Well, go see the Johnny the Axe then. If you’ve killed the Orcs, he’ll want to go make sure and he’ll want to bring you with him.”

“And where can I find this Johnny?”

The man pointed to where the stream, “He will be down there working on making a retaliation force. He won’t be leaving for a couple more days though.”

>Ask more questions

>Leave to meet this Johnny the Axe

>Other

>>3396287
>>Ask more questions
He mentioned an 'Empire' is there already an imperial outpost on this world?

“Empire? Are you saying the Imperium of Man has already arrived here?”

The man looked at you confused, “I don’t know what you are talking about now. It’s the Empire of Molt, the one that rests in the mid east. You saying you came from another Empire?”

“Yes, I have. I come from the true empire that has reached the stars. Know that I am here to bring the humans on this planet into our fold.”

“Really now?” He looked minorly surprised, but more like a person who was more use to surprises than anything else, “If thats the case, I guess I’ll pray that the Imperium is better than our mess.”

“I will be.”

>Leave

>More Questions.

>>3396463
>>Leave

>>3396463
>leave

>>3396463
>What is the name of this land? Is this a nation of Man and these others you mentioned the Guild and Molt are they humankind or otherwise?

>>3396479
>>3396521

Writing...

“I will take my leave sir. May the Emperor be your witness.”

“Alright?” The man watched your back slowly shrink with a questioning face, “What was that thing?”

With that the two of you made your way back to your journey. Slowly the population of farmers grew. Most seemed to be making repairs to their structures similar to the one before. You noticed however that a majority had their homes in much worse conditions.

For the people themselves, they looked at you with a curiosity. The children stayed away as well thanks to the parents, though they seemed willing to come near. You put that up to the fact that you were a walking tomb and Ibaraki wasn’t taking too kindly to some of the more unsavory stares.

You made the approach to what you could account as a small town. The walls that defended the city were short and new, obviously they were only just built from the nearby woods. On the approached the people looked at you with a wary eye but seemed to accept your presence.

As you made it to the town’s wall you noticed some men guarding it from the top. They had bows mounted on their backs while in other areas you noticed the number of craftsmen working on what you assumed was the rest of the catwalk.

A man on the ground noticed you and began to run up to ya. He looked young, his uniform a series of mismatched clothes and a clean blade in his hand. He spoke with a little authority and spoke up to Ibaraki, but your presence obviously scared him, “W-what is your purpose here Miss? And why do you have a Golem here?”

Ibaraki had a knowing smile on her face. It was obvious she was waiting for you to take control of the conversation and mess with the guy.

>How do you wanna introduce yourself and what is your purpose?

>>3396643
Tell the boy to be at ease, we are a Knight of the True Light and mean him no harm. Recount we have defeated the local Orc warband and will speak with his leader, the one named Johnny.

>>3396643
>Greetings, future citizen of the Imperium. We are here to gather information about this realm and spread the light of the Emperor of Mankind.

>>3396684
+1

>>3396684
>>3396766

Writing...

You opened your vox cast, the man nearly jumping at the sound of your voice.

“Greetings future citizen of the Imperium, We are the Knights of the True Life. Our purpose here is to gather knowledge of this realm and spread the light of the Emperor.”

The guard looked at you two with surprise, suspicion, and fear, “O-okay. S-so are you here to help with the Orc Warband?”

Ibaraki snickered again as you responded.

“We have already eliminated the Warband. Another objective of mine is to meet Johnny the Axe.”

The man looked even more suprise but it was obvious once he got a good look at Ibaraki and your armor, “I see… I-if you want to meet with Johnny he’ll be on the western side of the city. Are these things…” He pointed towards the wagon.

“They are gifts that my Chapter of Knights have received. You must realize my fellow has an appetite.”

“Uh, alright. I’ll say any places to hold carts is going to cost ya a silver.” He said meekly, “Take a left as you walk in and follow until you see another set of fences.”

“Very well, thank you.”

With that you walked into the town unimpeded. It seemed to place was ravaged some, though the smell of blood filled the air. Some people were walking about, though nothing of what a small town should be sporting in traffic.

You could hear Ibaraki Grumble, “Damn it, bastards won’t have a Hot Springs.”

>Go see Johnny

>Drop off your stuff off

>Go sell your stuff

>Other

>>3396863
>>Go see Johnny
"Patience Daemon, you will find in time the vigilance of the Emperor soothes the mind more than the most famed of Hot Springs.

“Patience Daemon, you will find in time the vigilance of the Emperor soothes the mind more than the most famed of Hot Springs.”

She shot you a decrepit look, “Says the guy who can’t seem to smell. You realize you smell like the Jade Emperor’s bed chamber.”

“Hmm, I don’t see a reason to wash though. As I am a Dreadnought, I do not secrete sweat.”

She slapped her face, “Tinman, you’ve been killing idiots for the better part of a month I bet. You reek of stale blood and rotting corpse. By your Emperor, when was the last time you too a bath!”

“Hmm, it would have been when I was last put into stasis. Maybe 5 centuries ago if the Machine Spirits were not fooled.”

The Yokai just let out a sigh, “Maybe once this is over I’ll wash you off. Your paint job is just your enemies blood isn’t it!”

“It is the most efficient method as my chapter’s color is blood red.”

Your response earned you a ‘hmph’ from your companion. So you two made your way towards the western part of the wall, where you were at the northern part. You noticed the hoursing suddenly became very damage, likely a breach from the enemy was here. In a little more time you noticed the starting of tents all about the area with men working back and forth. It seemed you found the military camp.

>Roll to find Johnny the Axe

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3397006
The lack of bathing makes sense but i never considered the overwhelming BO in 40k

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3397006

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3397006

>>3397028
>>3397030
>>3397032

Writing...

Deciding to head in, you decided to leave the wagons at the edge of camp. Those who saw you abandon them were quickly given a death glare by Ibaraki. Safe to say they did not bother touching her food.

One the way over you noticed the men running around like any camp of the Imperial Guard would. Though these people were much less efficient, likely because they seemed to civilians of some fashion. Though they seemed strong as you witnessed one carry a log for the wall all by himself.

You noticed one of the men looked different from the rest. His wear was uniform and his muscles were definitely more toned than the usual fair. He caught sight of you and Ibaraki and looked pretty concerned on your approach.

His men stood to the side on his approach, “Miss, I do not recall a Golem joining our ranks recently. Are you a wizard from the Guild?”

Ibaraki shook her head with a smile, “No, we are the ‘Knights of Light’. Isn’t that right bloody tinman.”

The man’s eyes widened as your vox were activated.

“Yes, we are the Knights of Light sent here by the Father of Humanity. We are simply here to report to you the Mutant infestation has been eliminated.”

He looked at you with caution, “Mutants? You talking about the Orcs?”

“Yes, we have eliminated them with prejudice. I have heard you were the one to talk to about this issue.”

The man looked at you with a glare no longer cautious of your presence, “And how would I know you two killed an entire Warband on your own?”

>We shall go look at their remains together.

>I will tell you on the map where it is. We do not have the time to help you as we are marching to help those in need.

>Simple as that. None will come.

>Other

>>3397144
>>We shall go look at their remains together.
We don't really have anywhere to be right? Just sort of woke up on this world so best to get these humans on our side since the largest presence close to us at the moment.

>>3397164

Not really. they were if you guys wanted to brush him off.

>>3397144
>We shall go look at their remains together.
on the way there we should ask him if there's any men of fighting age who would be interested in an adventure

“We will come with you to the camp. It is a simple task and I believe you will not accept anything less.”

He looked at you for a moment with a stare. It was easy to tell he was judging the weight of your words. When he looked at Ibaraki, the Daemon just stuck her tongue out at him, which actually grew a smile on him.

“Very well.” He gave with a smile, “If you are so adamant I’ll go check myself. Jimmy, assemble a squad to 4 for my retinue! We ride in half an hour.” He turned back to you with a smirk, “I’ll meet you at the northern gate in an hour, Knights of Light. I want to see their corpses rotting when we get there.” With that he ran off.

“Well,” Ibaraki sounded, “The wagons need to be placed in a storage area. While this Oni would love to carry them again, my arms are killing me.”

”Very well.”

With that you payed the staff with some change you found in the Orc camp. Soon you will be traveling again.

That's it for tonight. I hope you all enjoyed this as much as I am writing it. I'll be writing it same way tomorrow because classes and other things, though probably not nearly as late.

>>3397251
Have a good night RED, thanks for running. Cya tomorrow.

>>3397144
>We shall go look at their remains together.

YOU ARE WELCOME MORTAL. The EMPEROR PROTECCS

So you, Ibaraki, and a group of about 5 humans started to make your way over to the graveyard of Orcs. You were upfront with Ibaraki on your shoulder. The men were following you with a lax guards as nothings come within their first few hours of walking.

The one following were human though, so when you approached a reasonable clearing at night the group set themselves up for a night of camping. You and Ibaraki placed yourselves at the camps fire the Oni lit for yourselves. The others, once they were finished, took their places around the fire.

The ones not incased in a tomb were eating. Johnny the Axe, halfway finished, looked over to you, “So what are you anyways? You said you were a human incased in metal?”

”Yes, this chassis is my tomb. If you want a name for what this timb is, it is called a Dreadnought.”

“Hmm, never heard of something like that.”

“I would be surprised if you did. We are rare even among the Imperium.”

The man picked at the fire, “I guess so.”

“Will there be any willing for adventure? I will be traveling a ways, I would assume they would enjoy the journey.”

The man thought to himself for a moment, “Not really. You see most of us are retired adventurers. Our children will be strong, but will focus on protecting our homes from the wilds. If you want people though, you go to Alan.”

He took out a stick and drew a small map on the ground, “Alan is the only city in the region. That means people who are looking for better lives will be there.”

>Ask more questions

>Time skip to next day

>>3398503
>Ask more questions

TELL ME MORTALS HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE GOOD WORDS OF THE ECCLESIARCHY? OF THE IMMORTAL, ETERNAL, GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND, WHO RULES FROM THE GOLDEN THRONE ON THE HOLY WORLD OF TERRA?

>>3389687
>Dreadnought
Nigger that aint no dreadnought

>>3398633
>Dreadnought
I support this missionary work. I say-uh can I get an amen my brothers.

>>3398633
+1

>>3398633
>>3399208

Give me a roll and I will write.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3399726

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3399726

>>3399744
>>3399811

Writing...

The night ended with nothing in particular happening. Ibaraki slept on top of your chassis while you stood there to keep watch. Unlike the mortals around you, you were able to watch over everyone without tire. You suspect the Daemon just slept because of an inherently laziness.

So now the group traveled nearer and nearer to the camp. You decided to open your box and talk to this Johnny the Axe.

“So tell me, what kind of religions are there in this land.”

The man thought to himself for a moment, “Well there's a bunch of em. I’m not much of a religious man myself, you see. I bet you yourself know more than me.”

Ibaraki sounded her distain, “Were new here, human. We just want to know whose the big dog around here.”

The man looked a little wry now, but nodded, “Well, I guess Mortain is the Empire’s patron God. God of River and Travel. Though a bunch of people worship a bunch of others.”

It seems you won't get much of an answer from this guy, or maybe the QM hasn’t figured out a Pantheon yet. So you all travel to the now dead Warband.

You come across the ruins of the Orcs, though as you approach you can feel a sickening feeling. You know this feeling though, it feels like an old war zone.

>Approach Cautiously

>DO something else (What?)

>Burn everything to the ground

>>3399887
>>Approach Cautiously

>>3399887
>Approach Cautiously
emprah protects

>>3399893
>>3399898

Roll...

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3399961
Stealthernought is a go.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3399961
gib crit

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>3399961

I'll be putting out one last update for you guys and thats if for tonight. For April first I have had an eventful day.

You opted for a cautious walk, Ibaraki herself quickly following suit. Johnny looked at the two of you weirdly, “Why you guys putting your guards up?”

“Something does not feel right.”

“Nn.” Ibaraki responded, “It feels like the Oni graves.”

The man let out a sigh, “What you are feeling is undead. Come, I’ll show you all.”

So you two followed him up until you reached the place where the corpses of the Warband were. While most of them were there, some creatures were walking among them. They roamed the area like they were blind, some going down to consume one of the corpses. You quickly realised that those creatures walking were infact Orcs that were killed.

The man clicked his tongue, “Seems you were not joking. Well we can just leave the undead to feast on the corpses and then they’ll dispurse.”

“Are you sure about that? These creature feel worse than Chaos.”

The man gave a little chuckle, “That’s because they are the epitome of life. They hate undead with a burning passion and will stop at nothing to kill us.” He pointed to the sun in the sky, “But as long as they are being baked, them bastards are dulled. I heard that higher ranked ones are resistant to the sun, but there’s a reason Cleric use radiant damage against them.”

“And you are going to leave them here?”

He nods, “Undead are nasty bastards. Its better to just let them go looking for food and get nailed by the next warband than kill them here.”

>Attack them outright

>Stay back, hes right

>>3400355
>Attack them outright

These so called undead are an abomination. Suffer not the xenos to live. Or unlive.

>>3400355
>Attack them outright
suffer not the abomination to live

>>3400355
nurgel corruption DELETE

>>3400355
Stay back, hes right

>>3400355
>>Attack them outright
purge the abomination

>>3400355
>Stay back, hes right

Outvoted but I don't see the point in wasting time on this, not entirely sure these things are a threat to the Emperor's glory.

>>3401468
it is our duty to purge the unclean

>>3401476
That's fair, they do most certainly represent filth.

>>3400510
>>3400520
>>3401230

I am seeing attack

>ROLL!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3402316

>>3402478
>>3402316
Get fucked heretics

You could feel the anger build up in your soul. These creatures were abominations, things worse than even Chaos! You could feel its desire for the complete eradication of all life in the galaxy. Let it be sentient life, animals, or even plants! Chaos would enslave your soul, these things wanted nothing more than consume it and all that stand in its way!

You brought your weapon to bear with an air of righteous fury. Within moments is began to glow with the Emperor’s might as your anger reached a boiling point. It shined the golden light of the Emperor. Now was the time to unleash the power of the Emperor upon this world.

“FOR THE EMPURAH!”

You released a massive amount of power into the hordes of undead. Their short ranks slowly becoming nothing as you roared. From your back you could hear the maniatical laughter of Ibaraki cheering you on as you slayed what would only have been 100 undead.

The men next to you were stunned into a stupor in your simple act of violence. You could feel the power of the Emperor go through your very bones, the eternal pain of becoming a Dreadnought no longer impeding. With this, you had the Emperor’s will etched into your body.

Burn the Undying in my Light.

When you attack let up, you were greeted by a battlefield. The sounds of Ibaraki’s cheering at the raw power bringing you out of a stupor. For the men however, you could hear the words, “What was that…”

>Write in your response.

>>3402532
You guys have also gained

Smite
>Strike the foes of the Emperor with his light. Radiant based attack that amplifies melee or ranged attacks.

Since this happened, I've decided to start you guys on the path of a Paladin. You won't get stat increases, but utility for your fellow man. I'll figure some better stuff later to award you with.

>>3402532
The Fury of the God-Emperor made manifest if only for a short while my friends.

>>3402604
The Emperor Protecc, he attacc, but most importantly he watches our bacc.

“The Fury of the God-Emperor made manifest if only for a short while. It seems even now he watches over and protects me.”

The man nodded, “That was something…”

You could hear a laughter from your top, “My my~ What was that I wonder? When were you going to show me that?” She moved to your face, her smirking smile taking your entire view.

“It is a simple blessing my the Emperor. I… somehow feel more connected to him in this world than on Terra itself.”

“Oh?” Ibaraki got a little smirk, “Maybe I should try praying to this Emperor. Firing golden light of death sounds fun!”

“The Emperor’s might is not to be taken so lightly, Daemon.”

“Pfft, says the tinman who just got them.” She stuck her tongue out at you in a cheery manner.

The Axe wielder made his way towards the ruins of the now completely trashed/purified Orc camp, “Well, you certainly killed them, twice over. I guess we are out of here.”

>Roll for your return track.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3402691

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3402691

>>3402786
>>3402803
Writing...

So you all made the track back. It took the one and a half days as expected, but you noticed the men around you were more reactive of you. Even at one point you noticed one of them study your Dreadspear. It seemed they had a respect for you now that you showed them your power, though none asked about the Emperor himself. It was… sad but you must deal with it.

The group finally made it back to the city, Johnny left you saying that he was going to get a sum of money together to pay him for killing the warband. Though for now it was midday.

As the two of you walked to get your wagons Ibaraki chimed in, “You know Dante, these past few days have been my funnest I’ve had in awhile.”

“Is that so, Ibaraki?”

“Fufufu,” Her smile was one genuine, “It seemed Ibaraki Doji forgot how fun roaming the world was. I was on that mountain for too long hiding from the Jade Emperor. Now though, even without my right arm or Shuten, I am having a blast. It’s becoming worrisome to this Oni.”

“Worrisome?”

“Yeah, Oni were always hunted by the Jade Emperor. We were scavengers and had piss poor luck. Ever since Shuten got killed, our lucks only gone down the drain. Ibaraki Doji, found starving on a mountain, kukuku.” She once again moved her face in front of your view, “Thanks for dragging me from my mountain. Even if Ibaraki Doji’s life is cut short in another world than at least I can enjoy it!”

“You are welcome. It seems that the Emperor has blessed a being like you with companionship.”

“Oh?” She got back onto your shoulder without much effort, “Its going to take a little more than that to convince me to follow your God. I’ve met many Gods, many have tried to hunt Ibaraki down too~.”

“In time then, maybe I will teach you he is not a God, but a the most powerful man.”

“Yeah right, keep telling yourself that you fanatic.”

>Go sell your products on the wagons

>Head out for Alan, you don’t really need money anyways

>Get some housing

>Go out and steal some stuff. Ibaraki has already eaten her wagon of produce already.

>>3402865
>Go sell your products on the wagons

>>3402865
>>Go sell your products on the wagons

>>3402871
>>3402885

>Roll for how much you get!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3402928
Money money money money

>>3402928
>>3402944
Clearly the emperor wants us to have the funds necessary to spread his worship

>>3402944
The Emperor Provides

>>3402944
You know, I wasn't joking about 20s rolling like water, but I didn't expect two in a row.

You quickly sold off the armor that you had and a quarter of the food. As per Ibaraki’s desire you decided to keep a wagon and a good amount of food. The clincher was that the she would have to either pull it or acquire a beast of burden for it. It was to no surprise to you she got a horse within that time, though it sounds like she was Gifted the horse. You might need to test her skills later for sure.

As you two were making your way through the Market you noticed Johnny the Axe making his way towards you. He brought out a small broken amulet for you to see, “This here is a part to the Amulet of Wish. We don’t have much money, but I have this. Since my days of wondering are over I might as well give it to you as thanks.”

“Thank you for the gift, but do you know what it does?”

He nods his head, “I’ve head when it’s completed it will grant three wishes before breaking apart into three pieces.”

You quickly scanned the item in his hands for any form of Chaos, but you could feel nothing except pure energy. So you accepted it.

“Is there any… limitations I should know about it?”

The man nodded, “If you ever make this thing work, I’d wish for something small like no longer aging or a nagless wife. There’s stories of Gods punishing mortals for getting too over their head when it comes to this type of magic.”

“Your gift is quite exquisite, Johnny the Axe. May the Emperor Protect.”

The man nodded shyly, “Yeah, I guess so. Uh, Emperor Protects?”

With that you made your way around.

>Stay in town for a little longer

>Head on the road for Alan

Thats it for me. Thank you all for minding my typos and have a nice night. Dunno when I’ll be on tomorrow so just keep an eye out.

>>3403090
Have a good night RED, the typos are fine. Never stop trying to improve but don't sweat it either :)

>>3403090
>Head on the road for Alan
Onwards, to destiny.

>>3403090
Head on the road for Alan

>>3403090
>Head on the road for Alan
quick (unrelated) question, do we have enough stuff hoarded to make a new arm for ibaraki? i remember in the first thread we had to get gifts from a tech shop for the parts, but we cleaned the entirety of the store out

>>3403102
>>3403111
>>3403293

On the road again

Roll!

Honestly might not get many updates for Thursday and Friday because frat stuff. Will go full swing for the weekend though!

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3405626

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3405626
>inb4 1=chaos space marines

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3405626

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>3405626

Seeing as there is a path for you to take, you decided to start following it. You had to admit though, following a partially worn path was much better than trekking through the forest. The forest was still dense and very much untamed.

As you walked, you noticed something in the preifery of your vision. It was hiding in the bushes and looked to be the same color green of the orcs. You noted its eyes however, they were lurching towards Ibaraki like a Slaanesh Futanari abomination.

You found it odd that the creature did not fear you. Though its attention was drawn elsewhere

>Ignore it.

>Confront it.

>Shoot it dead.

>>3406386
Shoot it dead

>>3406386
>Shoot it dead.
S U F F ER N O T

>>3406394
>>3406673

>Roll to kill it.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3406708

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3406708

The pesky little thing pissed you off. So in return to its stares you quickly sliced its head with a near seamless strike with your Dreadspear.

“Hmm? Whatcha kill?” You could hear Ibaraki stop her wagon as you rested your Dreadspear onto your back.

“A pest.”

You watched her sniff the air for a moment, “Damn thing stinks. I haven't smelled something this bad since I was confronted by some Succubi who thought my mountain was a place to put their pleasure springs.”

You think to yourself for a moment.

>Try and find where this thing came from

>Ignore it and make your way to Alan

>>3407001
Ignore it and make your way to Alan

>>3407001
>Try and find where this thing came from
there may be a nest for us to RIP AND TEAR

>>3407001
>>Try and find where this thing came from
MAIM KILL BURN MAIM KILL BURN

>>3407140
>>3408675
>Roll!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>3409896

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3409896

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3409896

>>3409937
>>3410519
>>3410757

Just because I don't wanna start this segment right now, we will be starting at around 7 or 8 est tomorrow.

>>3409937
>>3410519
>>3410757

An hour late but I'm writing now!

With a swift slice with your Dreadspear you cut down the foliage that the creature was using for cover. With that swift attack you reveal a slightly worn path. It seems this is where the bastard came from.

“It seems the xeno came from this direction. I think we should exterminate their kind, agreed?”

Ibaraki looked over the carcass for a moment, “It’s got an ugly face, sure I’m up for it.”

With Ibaraki hid her wagon and horse before jumping on top of you and starting your travel. The two of you made your way into the forest for about 15 min before you found more tracks. With a little more tracking you finally made your way to a cave.

It didn’t look guarded, but the foul odor of the creatures were here. Outside there was a small stick with a bird’s skull laying on top of it.

>Go straight in. Your a fucking Dreadnought.

>Be an Ass, collapse the cave

>Wait for the bastards to come to you.

>>3413815
>Go straight in. Your a fucking Dreadnought.

>>3413815

>Go straight in. Your a fucking Dreadnought
Big dick dps coming though

>>3413815
>Pile up wood and smoke then out with a big ass fire. If they don’t come out after the fire we go in.

>>3413861
>Roll!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3413936

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3413936

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3413936

With a simple huff you bring yourself to the cave entrance. It will be a tight fit, but you manage with a little Blood Raven skill.

You could hear a little grumbling from Ibaraki, “Damn it stinks in here. Smells like when we Oni were under siege!”

“It seems these Xenos do not understand the cleaning. If I were unsuspecting I would have already labeled them as Gretchen, but this planet seems to have a variant of the standard Orkish species.”

Ibaraki just huffed, “Damn bastards still stink too much. Ibaraki Doji will make sure they are killed.”

The Machine Spirits activate their night vision as you start going in deeper. The path seemingly diverging into two different paths, a direct one while the other seemed hidden by an illusion caused by its position and another stick with a bird skull.

Your sensors are detecting life down both and their distances. It seems the hidden one was much shorter that the other, while the other goes for a while longer.

>Take the Hidden Short Path

>Continue the Long path.

>Send Ibaraki down the hidden path while you continue

>Other

>>3414055
>Send Ibaraki down the hidden path while you continue

>>3414112
Writing...

“Can you head down and clear out these scum, Ibaraki?”

The Oni looked down with a frown, “At some point you need to make one of those weapons for me. Ibaraki Doji wouldn’t want to keep dirtying her hands with these scum.”

“When I gain access to a forge we will see. For now though we destroy these Xenos. I will meet you later in the cave when you finish.”

She nods, “Alright, they’re as good as dead then.”

With that the Yokai went down the short path. As you yourself started walking, you could already hear the screams of the disgusting Xenos.

As you made your way you notice an opening. As you looked in you could see a giant version of the green xenos with quite a few fellows around him. In the back was stood a creature covered in tattered rags that obscured his face. They seemed to have noticed your approach as they prepared to fight.

>Open fire with your Twin-Linked Heavy Bolter

>Use your Dreadspear to cut them down

>Cast some Warp shit.

>>3414178
Open fire with your Twin-Linked Heavy Bolter

>>3414315
>Roll to attack!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3414358

“Kill the Xeno! For the Emperor!”

[Twin Linked Heavy Bolters: Firing]

With a roar that would awaken an entire city, you destroyed everything before you. The xenos were no match for your weapon as their bodies were turn into pieces of blood and meat. The robed one tried to do something, but he too was slaughtered by your Heavy Bolter.

As the firing died down you looked over the wreckage. It will take a few minutes to scavenge anything from the wreckage, but you will need to search anyways for any gifts.

>Roll

I'mma post one more and then continue tomorrow. I plan to be on by atleast 9, but I'm likely going to be on by 8.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3414478
All good im going to going to bed pretty soon anyways

I'mma leave rolling to tomorrow. You guys will likely want that.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3414478

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3414478

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Using your massive form you were able to clean up a good bit of the things you destroyed. As you did so you moved a piece of wood that blocked a small tunnel. You are much too big to fit inside it yourself unless there was something valuable in there, so you decided to peek inside to see what there was.

To your horror there were two things inside the tunnel. The first that angered you were about three women all stringed about that didn’t even notice your existence. The other were even small versions of the green creatures, likely their children. To say you were angry was an understatement.

“Kill the Xenos.”

With that you reached into the hole and fried the green creatures alive with warp lightning.

You managed to reach in and remove the three women from the tunnel. It seemed one was dead, another brain dead while the last was responsive to an extent, but was obviously pregnant with something. A quick scan revealed it to be the filthy xenos you have been killing.

The responsive one turned her head towards you with a stare only survivors of Chaos could bare, “kill…. Me….”

>Grant her and her fellow victims the peace of death

>”Suicide is the ultimate betrayal of the Emperor’s light. I will not assist it.”

>Kill some save the others (Write in)

I'm on time anons!

>>3416563
Suicide is the ultimate betrayal of the Emperor’s light. I will not assist it.”
We will tuen her into a sob

“Suicide is a betrayal of the Emperor’s light. In time you will learn that.”

“damn…” With that the girl collapsed on the floor without much issue. Without much issue you picked up the two that were alive and made your way out of the cave. As you did you crossed by the tunnel that Ibaraki went up. There didn’t seem to be any sound coming from it.

The Machine Spirits suddenly detected something on your systems in the direction of the outside. So you made your way in that direction.

It would be a few minutes later that you saw Ibaraki stalking the entrance trying to keep out of sight. Trying your best to keep your vox casters down you spoke.

“Is there something outside?”

The Yokai nodded, “Yeah, Ibaraki’s sense of being trapped went off and checked over here.”She pointed a finger in the direction of some shrubbery, “This Oni thinks someones watching the entrance, dunno who they are though.”

>Head out and risk being ambushed

>Shout out for identity

>Other

>>3416647
>Shout out for identity

>>3416672
>Roll!

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3416705

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3416705

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You opened your Vox Speakers to their maximum as you spoke.

“Identify yourselves! We have injured and do not wish to fight!”

You waited around the corner for a response, the other group too far away from you to get a proper audio feed. When you heard the voice it was high in pitch, similar to a female adolescent, “Adventurers! We are Adventurers! If you are not a Goblin we mean you no harm!”

You peaked around the corner to see a young girl of some sorts standing up. She had horn upon her head similar to Ibaraki, snow what hair, and blood red eyes. She was swinging her hand around like an idiot, obviously not taking the situation nearly as cautiously as she did a moment ago.

If the features didn’t give it away you could easily tell she was a Daemon. Not even a partial one like to Ibaraki but the ones you fought before this entire reality changing events occured. Though as you reached out to her you noticed she was not malicious but closer to a Saint.

>Approach them (How you wanna start this conversation)

>Tell them to leave

>Other

>>3416766
Dump the girl on them and be on our way

>>3416766
>Approach them (How you wanna start this conversation)
GREETINGS DAEMON, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR THE WORD OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR, THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND?

>>3416777
>>3416780

Writing...
Kind of sad we didn't get enough people to break the tie.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Heres the choice.

“Perfect!”

You stepped outside of the cover and outside. The adolescent looked at you weirdly for a moment before she noticed the two on your back.

“It would be more pleasurable to meet you in better circumstances, but I wish to give you these women. I cannot care for them as they are now.”

The girl nodded violently, “Nn! That is understandable!” She ran out of the bushes, two other girls emerging from them as the Daemon approached. You noted that both of the girls were human, one of them seemed to be dressed like an ecclesiarch while the other had a pointed hat.

Ibaraki quickly leaped from the cave and onto you like a cat, “Ah, its nice to be out of the stinky cave. So are we going to be on our way?”

“Yes, we need to continue our journey to Alan.”

As you were about to leave you could hear a call, “Wait Mr. Robot!”

The moment she said that you froze. Most in this world referred to you are a golem of sorts, but this little girl just referred to you as a Man of Iron. It was… odd.

You turned to face her.

“Is there anything you require Daemon?”

“Nn, I was wondering if you slaughtered all the Goblins in this cave.” You noticed a small glow that was consuming the two women you brought out as the girl got up, “Did you kill their children?”

“I have, child Daemon. I shall not leave such foul xenos to multiply on a world that will soon become the Emperor’s.”

“Great!” The girl exclaimed, “You said you were heading to Alan right! Maybe I could guide you there, maybe we can even kill a few more Goblins on the way!”

You looked back to see the pointy hatted girl sighing while the ecclesiarch was trying to his behind her. Though it seemed they were more or less expecting this outcome.

>Take this Daemon as your guide.

>No, we will travel on our own.

>>3416907
>Take this Daemon as your guide.
i see what you're trying to do here QM

>>3416940
Have you been playing my games long enough? You Anons all look the same to me.

>>3416947
yep

“To travel with a native of the land, I will agree with that Daemon.”

The girl nodded, “Nn! We have a Convoy now! Oh, my name is Niph!” The girl gave a cheer.

“My name is Dante, Blood Ravens Dreadnought.”

You watched as the one dressed with a pointed hat approached, “My apologies if Niph get a little excited. My name is LeFay and the one over there is Europe.”

Ibaraki stood up on your chassis in a showy fashion, “And I’m Ibaraki Doji, leader of the Oni! I hope we can find some better things to pillage than these stinkers.”

“Well!” Niph pointed in a direction, “Our carriage is over there! Lets meet up at the large rock near the road and we’ll both head out!”

“Understood. I believe I saw something of substantial size a little earlier during our journey.”

“Nn! Lets get going!”

Since there are not many people here I’ll leave it here for now. I’ll likely post a few on the thread tomorrow around 10, but updates will be questionable this week due to another paper I need to write. This one I plan to write about EU’s Article 11 & 13, so if anyone's got a source pm it to me on the discord.

>>3417010
What happens when Chaostear eats a Storm Bolter or something? One with a chainsword bayonet?
Eviscerator time?

>>3417126
since chaostear was originally from our world, shouldn't he know what wh40k is?

>>3417341
He was a nerd so I would hope so.

>>3417341
>>3417742

I will say I don't like characters knowing other franchises. Though if enough of you want it, that will be the case.

>>3418183
Could just make it in passing or he was a neard for other things?
Like he knows a dreadnought if he sore one but wouldnt know the 40k lore.

>>3418772
He'd probably know there's a dead guy in there, and name the chapter, but the regalia on the thing would make that common nerd knowledge. Maybe something about how bolters work, and power weapons.

So you split from the group and make your way over to the wagon that Ibaraki had secured. Once the Oni got a hold of her foodstuff, the two of you started to make your way over to the large rock the small daemon was talking about.

As you approached you saw a moderate sized figure flying through the skies. With your Machine Spirits you were able to zoom in on the creature. To your surprise it looked to be a giant green lizard with wings similar to the rumored Void Dragon C’tan. You marked it as non hostile as you noted the Niph flying on its back.

Once you were at the rock the Daemon jumped off the creature with a leap of faith. You weren’t very surprised however as she grew wings from her back. You had to admit the sight was awe inspiring as the Daemon looked similar to Sanguineos. Of course you are an old and powerful Dreadnought, a simple show of sainthood would not turn you into this girl’s staunch supporter.

“Ta duh!” She landed on the ground in a showman’s pose, “So is this all your stuff? That’s a lot of food.”

Ibaraki just smiled, “These are the treasures I have pillaged from some Orcs. I must tell you Oni are not very good at sharing though.”

The little angel simply nodded, “Nn, I’m not that hungry anyway.” She turned to you, “They should be here soon, so I’ve got some questions I’ve been wondering.”

“I will answer to what can be divulged, Daemon. What are your questions?”

“Well,” She placed a hand on her chin and looked into the air, “Are you the only ‘S-Space Marine’ here? Are you just separated planetside?”

>”Yes I am, though how do you know of my kind? Is there an Imperial Outpost?”

>“No, there are others. I am simply separated from them.” (Lie)

>”I will not divulge that information.”

>Other

Well, I plan to run this through tonight! Lets a go!

>>3421125
>”Yes I am, though how do you know of my kind? Is there an Imperial Outpost?”

>>3421206
Writing...

For those who care, Isekai Quartet is out now!

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“Yes I am, though how do you know of my kind? Is there an active Imperial Outpost?”

“Oh, uh, um…” She seemed to be trying to hold herself in, but you could easily tell she was freaking out. Before you could voice your words though you noticed an armored carriage coming from around the corner, “Oh look! LeFay is here!”

You could hear Ibaraki give a small whistle at the construct before you, and you had to admit it was moderate. Two horses dressed in full plate were dragging along a carriage outfited in plate armor. On top of the construct was a primitive bow. Of course you could easily see them attempting to move closer to the future by creating what was essentially a tank, but you could easily do better once a Manufactorium is once again built.

The girl hopped on the horses with a smile, “Are you ready now? You just need to follow LeFay, I’ll be taking to the skies with Sebastian.”

You watched as the Daemon ranaway onto her flying beast. It seems she's a little panicked right now, which means she might know information. If only you were an Inquisitor. Maybe you will find one on this world that may be of use.

You could hear a cough coming from LeFay that snapped you out of your thoughts. The girl looked at you meekly, “Sorry about Niph, sometimes she gets a little too deep in people’s business.”

“I do not, actually I would like to talk to her later. You can lead the way Miss. LeFay.”

The girl nodded, “Thank you Mr. Dante.” And with that she lead the way.

>Roll for travel.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>3421284
wonder where all of the players went

>>3421303
Writing...

Honestly I don't know where other people are. Most say that people organize by last reply instead of bumps, but I know for a fact we had a lot more when this was on the front page. We are right now on page 10.

After a day of travel with this convoy you noticed a small structure in the distance. It was a fortress, a fortress of some sorts. Upon coming closer you noticed the trees were cleared out in a clear radius around the fort as if to create viable dead man's lands. YOu had to admit that these primitives were verse in the arts of warfare, though they likely wouldn’t last to an Ork Waaagh without trenches.

Niph was riding her beast low enough for you to hear her scream, “WELCOME TO FORT SNOW!” With that she flew ahead on her beast without worry of being shot down.

You noticed there were a few carriages arranged outside of the keep as if they were parked. They didn’t have any valuables on them so you guess they were just for transportation. Though you noticed that only a few people were around them, so you guessed this fort might double as a lodging between Alan and Coyotl.

On the approach you noticed Niph was paying the guards stationed upfront some of the local currency before turning to you, “I’ve paid for my group’s room and yours Dante. Will two rooms do you fine?”

“That will do us fine, what about our cart though?”

“Nn! Don’t worry!” She shined you a cheery smile.

“Uh, I do have some questions though.” The guard Niph was talking to stepped forward, “So, uh, you have an Adventurer’s Card?”

“I do not. Is that required for entry?”

The man shook his head warily, “No, it’s just some for ID. You must understand a person of your… stature is rare. It’s just hard to believe you are human.”

“Oh, then I should give you a name then. I am Dante, Blood Raven’s Dreadnought and knight of his holy light.”

The man shook his head while writing down your name on some script, “And the, uh, what are you ma’am?” He turned to Ibaraki.

The just gave a laugh, “Ibaraki Doji, I am an Oni for your information. Pray you do not anger me~.”

The man’s eyes seemed both scared and suspicious but nodded, “Your rooms will be in the right hand shelters. If you require water there’s a well in the courtyard.”

With that you all headed in, Ibaraki quickly moved your cart into its allotted spot while you looked over everything. You noticed a small fire coming from one end of the fortress and the rhythmic tapping of metal. Besides that, you always have your fellows to spend an evening with.

>Go Talk to someone (Who? Ibaraki? Niph? LeFay? Some Guards?)

>Go Visit the smith. Maybe you can do some work.

>Stay guard over the Cart. You can never be too paranoid.

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Uh...

I'll leave this here. Night you all.

>>3421465
>Go Talk to someone (Niph)

>>3421303
I couldn’t be bothered to scroll all the way down to find this quest. Lazy anon I know

>>3421465
>Go Visit the smith. Maybe you can do some work.
GREETINGS FORGEMASTER I REQUIRE TOOLS TO REFORGE THE SPOILS OF WAR I OBTAINED FROM AN ORK WARBAND.

When did niph manage to get a dragon? I don’t remember that part.

>>3421465
>Go Visit the smith. Maybe you can do some work

>>3421465
>Go Visit the smith. Maybe you can do some work
>>3421991
she somehow beat up two dragons in the final thread and befriended one of them via succubus mind fuckery

>>3421991
>>3422045
>>3422073

Writing...
Seems I'll be running it again tonight. It wont go full blast till 7 though simply because if a class.

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You decided to make you way over to this smithy. It was a gut feeling that he was such and it turned out to be true.

You came across another part of the fortress, sound of a primitive forge coming into your ears. The one running it looked to be a rather short man that might actually be a squat. He seemed to be working on a sword of sorts and only noticed you when the ground around him shook a little.

“Hello fellow smith, I am Dante of the Blood Ravens. I was wondering if it was possible to use your forge today.”

The man looked at you for a moment, “A Golem that’s a Smith?” He looked you up and down for another moment, “Well just like everyone else it’s going to cost ya a couple gold pieces. I’ve got a business to run and letting anyone try out my forge is going to pay the price.”

The man looked you over for another moment, “Since you don’t seem to have any spare metal, it runs about two gold pieces a pound around here.”

>Accept the Price he gave you

>That forge looks pretty primitive, I could upgrade it if you allow me free use.

>No need to use it from a greedy squat