“Well - Sure. Fine! I...” You try to think of something interesting about yourself.

(PICK ONLY ONE)
>Talk about the orphanage.
>Talk about the only remnant of your father.
>Talk about your time at the Academy.
>Talk about your daily hair care regimen.
>Other?

———————-
>SWORDU~

“You’re not entirely shit at Marine Standard,” Klaus tells you, which you translate as high praise, so you preen a little. “Unfortunately, Marine Standard is trash.” ... oh.

“Then why did you teach it to me?!”

Klaus shrugs. “Funsies, I guess.”

One day. One day, you will stab him.

“Aaaaanyway,” he drawls, tapping his fingers languidly against his hip-flask, “while you haven’t actually mastered the style yet, I think it’s better if we start you off on a new style that you can add to it. Cover some of the weaknesses, or give you something new if Marine Standard is a bad match-up against your opponent, you get me?”

“Unfortunately,” you mutter, although honestly, a new style sounds kind of cool. “What kind of style were you thinking of?”

“That depends. Got any preferences yourself?”

>Something really focusing on offence.
>Something really focusing on defence.
>Something focusing on deception and misleading your opponent.
>Other?

>>3313506
>different fruity cocktail.
pink flamingo

>Talk about the only remnant of your father.
WHAT IS IT????

>Something focusing on deception and misleading your opponent.
Since Flashman is going to dual wield EVERYTHING in the future this is going to be the most useful. Also with his chain fans and their variable range he's kind of already starting on the misleading part.

>>3313506
>Different fruity cocktail
Tequila, pineapple juice, and blue curacao.
>>3313508
>Talk about the only remnant of your father.
?MYSTERY ITEM? Also I suppose this reveals that we were an orphan.
>Something focusing on deception and misleading your opponent.

>>3313508
>strawberry milkshake
>Talk about the only remnant of your father.
>Something focusing on deception and misleading your opponent.

>>3313508
>>Different fruity cocktail
Whatever it is it needs to be pink.
>Talk about the only remnant of your father.
>Something focusing on deception and misleading your opponent.
We're already heading on a path to catch swords with our face. Misleading is in our blood.

>>3313508
>beer
>Talk about the only remnant of your father.
>offence

>>3313508
>Different fruity cocktail
>Talk about the only remnant of your father.
>Something focusing on deception and misleading your opponent.
A worthy style for the future eternal rival of Sogeking

>>3313506
>>strawberry milkshake.
>Talk about the only remnant of your father.
>Something focusing on deception and misleading your opponent.
Ohh shit, chicks dig tragic backstories. We're a prettyboy too, what are we gonna do? We only care for the forbidden love between man and weapon.

>>3313506
>>3313508
>>different fruity cocktail.
Flash feels like a Pina Colada type of guy.
>>Talk about the only remnant of your father.
>>Something really focusing on offence.
We don't really have the endurance for a defensive fight yet. And we're too much of a dumbass to try and get tricky.

>>3313508
>>Different fruity cocktail
>>Talk about the only remnant of your father.
>>Something focusing on deception and misleading your opponent.

Also QM we still need to vote about what bonus we get for that sweet nat 10 last thread.

>>3313546
No no the trickness will only serve the enhance our natural dumbass. What sane guy would even think to triple wield Cut-chan, Ka-tan and jitte-san to get the edge over our opponent?

>fruity cocktail. It’s called a Pink Flamingo.

>muh fader

You look Tashigi in the eyes, and tell her (as dramatically as possible), “i have no idea who my parents were, except that my mom was apparently really hot, and my father owned a compass. Until she stole it.”

“Uh.” Tashigi pauses drinking. “What?”

To provide evidence, you reach into your jacket pocket and pull it out - the pocket compass that was left with you when your mother dumped you at the orphanage and vanished with only the briefest of explanations.

“See?” You hold it out so Tashigi can see it - silver-plated, carefully-polished, The Marine insignia engraved on the front, you pop it open, showing the compass inside, and opposite it, on the inside of the lid, another small engraving; ‘To R, with pride. S.’

“I guess he was a Marine, by the front of it,” you say, shrugging as you put it back into your pocket, carefully as you can.

Tashigi looks torn between horror and pity. “And your mother-? I mean, I’m not judging, but...”

“Apparently she was pretty young? Old enough for a one-night stand, from what the orphanage staff said, but I guess she didn’t get his name, and you can’t track a guy down just by something like this. He probably didn’t even realize he left it.” You shrug again, feeling a little depressed all of a sudden, and take another sip of delicious Pink Flamingo. “Anyway, that’s pretty much it for interesting facts about me. My life’s been really boring. You?”

“... I like swords?”

“...... Wow. I need to get you outside more.”

>sneaky swordy

“Something deceptive, and misleading!” You’re already highly offensive, and not just in mannerisms. Besides, if you really need to defend, you can just run away. You’re a photographer, not a combat guy.

“Something sneaky, huh...” Klaus rubs his stubbled chin in thought. “All right, I got an idea, prettyboy. You ever heard of Pouncing Racoon Style?”

“... No?”

“So no opinion on it?”

“It sounds dumb?”

“Perfect fit for you, then!” Klaus beams, the most sarcastic smile you’ve ever seen, and reaches out to pay your shoulder, despite your best attempts to avoid it. “I’ll start teaching it tomorrow. Oh, and and there’s technique that really adds to it - you ever heard of Kami-e?”

“Nooooooo?”

“Ha. Poor you. See you tomorrow, prettyboy.”

You suspect that tomorrow is going to hurt. Lots.

>Teach Mina combat!
>Other?
>Actually screw daily, I want timeskip.

>>3313562
>See if Mina wants to do anything besides helping with paperwork

>>3313562
>>Teach Mina combat!

>Father compass
'm not crying...im not....

>>3313562
>Teach Mina combat!

>>3313562
>>Teach Mina combat!

>>3313562
>>Teach Mina combat!
Must make munchkin mighty!

>>3313562
>Teach Mina combat!

>>3313562
Oh shit that S is Sengoku isn't it?

>>3313562
>Teach Mina combat!

Honestly the amount of shitstorm that we could stir up with our lineage is crazy

>>3313562
>Teach Mina combat!

>>3313562
This has made me realize how little we actually know about Smoker and Tashigi's pasts, both in this universe and the actual OP story.

>>3313590
I think they're more or less they're to show how far the crew has grown In the original story they're a joke

>>3313580
Hur de hur~ it's a mystery~ (it isn't, you're right.)

Pausing for food, guys. Do you want to teach Mina any particular weapon?

>>3313645
Jitte AKA the least lethal weapon we have.

>>3313645
I'd say roll a d4 to chose between cutlass / katana / jitte and fans.
I bet Mina hasn't had much choice in her life before now

>>3313645
Let her choose, of course. See what speaks to her the most.

>>3313651
Oh whoops I forgot our fans were rare weapons.
Okay 1d4 for cutlass / katana / jitte / pistol then.
Or a d3 for the melee weapons only (since Flashman isn't that great at pistols.

>>3313645
Yeah let her choose

>>3313645
I'd say pistols or jitte.
Pistols because they're ranged, and ideally we want her as far away from danger as possible. Jitte, because it's mostly non-lethal, and good for defense an disarmin.

>>3313521
>>3313523
>>3313532
>>3313540
>>3313546
>>3313549
After two threads we finally have a chance to acquire beer again and we got this instead. SHAME.
>>3313524
>>3313543
Not beer but acceptable
>>3313538
The only one who tried

>>3313645
A ranged weapon.

>>3313754
Beer is low tier. Fruity af cocktails are not only delicious, but get you BLASTED with how much alcohol is in those things.

>>3313756
Yep, banana vodka is the mix of the devil.
People underestimate cocktails because they assume since there are fruits in them, then it must mean that they're "light".
They then tend regret that lapse of judgment dearly as they puke their stomachs' out.

>>3313756
If it was about alcohol levels I wouldn't be fine with a strawberry milkshake

>>3313754
>Quoting everyone
Stop

>>3313645
Let her choose

>>3313506
Glad he took the advice. Should have left the hair how it was fixed though.

I return with a burning mouth and a regretful heart.

>sort of a let Mina choose/jitte split, but she would have picked jitte anyway because of Smoker

One day, you take Mina to the only place more fun and wondrous than the ice cream shop.

The training grounds.

Your original wooden jitte is clasped in her hands, a new hilt attached due to the old one being put on your real jitte. She stares up at you with a face filled with determination, despite the jitte being... way too big for her.

"Are you sure you don't want to learn the cutlass? Swords are cool too!"

She shakes her head furiously. "No, I wanna use the jitte! You and Smoker-san both think it's good, right?"

"Oh, definitely." You heft your own jitte, watching Mina copies you. Eh, she'll grow into it. Maybe. "Now, I'll help position you and then show you some moves, okay? Then you try."

You show her hoe to properly hold the jitte, then slowly run through a basic series of strikes and blocks. Simple enough for even a child, right?

>Roll 1d100, best of 3. Mina will get -15 to best roll, due to age and oversized weapon.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3313824

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3313824
Rolling
>>3313827
I'm so proud of her.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3313825

>>3313827
Someone get her to papa smoker ASAP

>>3313827
God damn we're the best teacher.

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>>3313827

Smoker's new daughteru
Papa-Smo is so proud of his children

>98-15=83

... Holy crap. What has this kid been eating? Has bossman been giving her secret lessons? You run through some harder kata, watching her as she stares at your movements, chewing at her lip in fierce study, but she still gets it nearly perfect.

(+5 to new Combat Teacher skill)

"That's... pretty good." You finally say, in impressed disbelief. "Wanna try a little spar?"

She nods eagerly, almost bouncing.

>Roll 1d100, best of 3 again. And yes, you'll be going easy on her.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3313849

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>>3313850
Dont ever talk to me or my daughter ever again.

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>3313849

>>3313850
.... she's the jitte kid my god

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3313849
It's happening

>>3313850
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>3313850

I can't tell if we beat the shit out of a child or she became the Karate Kid

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>>3313850

>>3313850
Holy fuck Smoker better see this go down

fuck

>>3313865
Lmao

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>>3313850
Tiny adorable jitte maniac. Papa needs to see this.

>>3313864
>>3313865
Smoker better be getting a cute new apprentice OP

Or just see this go down. God he's going to be so proud.

>>3313856
>>3313869
>>3313871
Should we get her a jitte that's actually the right size for her?

>>3313850
Someone just got adopted.

>>3313884
Alternatively she just got oversized weapon mastery.

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>>3313850

Uh. Okay. Shit. I mean, I was hoping she'd be good, but this is bullshit.

>>3313850
Nat 100 bonus, you can reroll any fail you want. Or something else. Send help.

>>3313871
He already has a cute apprentice, but now he can add a girl to the prettyboy one.

>Dat Nat

You don't quite get the shit beaten out of you by a child, but only because you stop holding back so much after the first hit.

WHAT THE HELL DOES MINA DO ALL DAY?! Does paperwork make you really good at weaponry? Crap, you're pretty good at it yourself, that might explain it...

Parry-lunge-STAB-getblocked-disengage-stepin-restrainyourstrength(you're not an asshole, after all)-parry-dodge-lungelunglu-wait,no,block-

"You're doing really well!" You're just glad you upped your game at the first chance. If you'd let her first strike hit, you'd have been bowled over and losing your lunch, which isn't a good way to win a kid's respect.

You have a horrible feeling that if she had more strength and speed, you'd be fucked.

... More jitte training is needed! You can't get your ass beaten by a ten year old!

Fortunately, her stamina is lacking, and yours has greatly improved; after a few minutes, you slow down as she falls back, looking exhausted.

(Mina is now a jitte prodigy and has got a massive boost to jitte skill wtf)
(+2 to Combat Teaching)

"That was... seriously good," you encourage her, as she pants for breath. "Weirdly so, actually."

You glance around to the appreciative noises from the peanut gallery who'd decided to stop their own training, and - Oh.

There's bossman, lurking at the back of the crowd. Two cigars in his mouth, and eyes latched onto Mina, grinning like she's a winning lottery ticket.

>Boss, I think this is your job now.
>... You look creepy, bossman.
>Mina, you've got a fan!
>Other?

>>3313850
So apparently Mina also has Observation Haki.

>>3313918
>Boss, I bring you a gift.

>>3313923
Pfft. Support.

>>3313918
>Mina, you've got a fan!

>>3313918
>Boss, I think this is your job now.

Oh god she's going to grow up to be a complete beast someday

>>3313918
>Mina, you got a fan

>>3313933
Actually, screw this, support >>3313923

>>3313923
Supporting as well.

>>3313923
>>3313918
Addendum;
>Place Mina on shoulders."I can see it now! Captain Mina! Scourge of All the Sea's Pirates!"

>>3313918
>Mina, you've got a fan!
Praise the future jitte goddess

>>3313918
>>3313923
+1

>>3313923
>>3313944
Support

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>>3313918
>>3313923
Here you go, boss. Your problem now.

hey thread whatsuuuu....p
>nat 100
ahahahahahaha
>>3313918
>>3313944
d'aww
support

>>3313923
This

Are we going for
>just gift
>gift + Mina on shoulders

>>3313976
>gift + shoulders

>>3313976
gift and shoulders

>>3313976
>Gift + Mina on shoulders
She deserves a lavish mode of transport such as ourselves after that outstanding performance.

>>3313976
>>gift + Mina on shoulders
A mighty soldier deserves a mighty steed.

>>3313976
>Gift + mina on shoulders
Flashman has gotta have his max puppy on crack look on too

>>3313976
>gift + Mina on shoulders

Remind me, didn't Mina have some sort of a Seastone shackle on her when Flashman and Smoker found her, meaning she has a Devil Fruit?

Now we find out she's far stronger than her size and age would suggest...

Does she have some sort of a Zoan fruit?

>gift + shoulders

>world's best boss receives world's best jitte-girl

"Boss," you say, still looking at him as you point at Mina. "I bring you a gift." Then, as Mina giggles, and the assorted infantry panic at the realization their boss is there, you wrap an arm around her, effortlessly hoisting her onto your shoulders. "I can see it now! Captain Mina! Scourge of all the sea's pirates!"

Mina laughs breathlessly, hands clenching in your hair, while Smoker's eyes narrow, grin curving into a delighted smirk as a tangled plume of smoke drifts from his cigars.

"That... sounds interesting," he allows, striding forwards and looking (not too far) up at Mina. "You want to learn the jitte properly, kid?"

Rather than speaking, her hands tighten in your hair, though you can't see what face she makes. You feel her nod, chin brushing the top of your head.

"All right. We'll start getting you fit enough, and sort out a proper-sized jitte. You'll have to take this seriously, I don't waste time with slackers."

You feel her nod more frantically. "I will!"

"All right, then." Smoker nods at her, then down at you. "Don't think you'll be avoiding training either, best. I can teach two just as easy as one."

"I believe in your capability to be as terrifying as possible," you inform him, solemn.

>Week timeskip?
>Another daily event? (What?)
>Other?

>>3314029
skip

>>3314029
>Week timeskip

>>3314029

Now that you're not blasted by the alcohols, what does our nat 10 on the 1d10 last thread do for us?

And it's confirmed our nat 100 gives re-roll, right?

>>3314029
>Week timeskip?
>

>>3314029
>>Week timeskip?

>>3314029
>Another daily event?
Improve our legal skills. I imagine smoker telling flashman to stop working on swords and actully do something more applicable to his job.

>>3314029
>Don't think you'll be avoiding training either, best
He does like us
>Week timeskip?
Until something happens

>>3314042
>Nat 100
Re-roll any failure

>Nat 10
OP was thinking about making 1 weApon roll every in game 24hrs into a crit

OP please

>>3314042
The nat100 is only for anon who rolled it to choose, but yes, it can give a re-roll or anon can spend it on something else shiny and cool. Making a particular character make an appearance, or something, idk. The anon can suggest and I'll okay or veto as necessary.

As for the 10... I have no idea. Didn't we agree on 24 reroll thing for animu drama? I don't recall.

>>3314063
Lol, shit, he said BRAT, not best. Not sure if autocorrect or subconscious is at fault there. Take it away, fingers on teeny screen keyboard!

>>3314071
Support 24hr re roll. MAX SHONEN.

>>3314029
>Timeskip

Also Mina is 100% going to take down Zoro when the Strawhats land at Loguetown. You heard IT here first.

>>3314071

Auto-critting a cutlass roll every 24 hours, yeah. Didn't know if you wanted to keep that considering you were drunked up.

>>3314082
HOLD IT OP just remember it was like>>3314069 said - turn one weapon roll into a crit every 24 hours for those shonen shenanigans.

>>3314084
>Cutlass
Iirc is was crit ANY weapon roll, but only once every 24 hours.

3rd week timeskip, 3 weeks to Strawhats!

You can safely assume that for this week:
>You trained more in cutlass, katana, jitte and dual-wielding (+1 to swords, 2 to jitte and dual-wielding. +3 to Pouncing Raccoon style. +1 to Kami-e)
>You tracked down some more criminals and took their photos with a disappointing lack of shenanigans (+2 to photography)
>You trained your body (+1 to general fitness)
>You socialized with Smoker, Tashigi, Mina and Klaus (the latter very reluctantly. You also trained with Mina, who is terrifying. +2 to combat teaching.).
>You trained with your fans (+3 to fans, +1 to dual-wielding)

PICK THREE ACTIONS.
>More sword training (Cutlass and Katana Skills +0, dual wielding +1, Pouncing Racoon +3, Kami-e +1)
>More jitte training (Jitte +2, dual wielding +1)
>Fan training (Fans +2, dual-wielding +1)
>More photography practice (+2 to photography)
>Navigation training (navigation +3)
>Pistol training (pistols +3, dual-wielding +1)
>Pick up a non-combat hobby (variable bonus to a hobby skill, pick which)
>Flirting with women (/men/anyone who stands still long enough) (I’ll make a seduction roll for this; you can also take this as a fourth action FOR FREE if you want to deliberately auto-fail it)
>Other?

>>3314084
Honestly, it's very One Piece, I like it.

Also going to sleep now, the Racoon style is an additional bonus to your sword bonus. Regular sword points will be harder to get now.

Night all.

>>3314091
It was any weapon, yeah.

>>3314094
>More sword training (Cutlass and Katana Skills +0, dual wielding +1, Pouncing Racoon +3, Kami-e +1)
>More jitte training (Jitte +2, dual wielding +1)
>Fan training (Fans +2, dual-wielding +1)

Night!

>>3314071
Maybe we can use the 10 to provide some sort of boost to Mina.

>>3314094
>>More sword training (Cutlass and Katana Skills +0, dual wielding +1, Pouncing Racoon +3, Kami-e +1)
>>More jitte training (Jitte +2, dual wielding +1)
>>Go socalize with the men.

>>3314094
>More photography practice (+2 to photography)
>Fitness Training
>Sword Training Pouncing Racoon

>>3314094
>>More sword training (Cutlass and Katana Skills +0, dual wielding +1, Pouncing Racoon +3, Kami-e +1)
>>More jitte training (Jitte +2, dual wielding +1)
>>Fan training (Fans +2, dual-wielding +1)

>>3314094
>More sword training (Cutlass and Katana Skills +0, dual wielding +1, Pouncing Racoon +3, Kami-e +1)
>More jitte training (Jitte +2, dual wielding +1)
>Go socalize with the men.

>>3314094
>More sword training (Cutlass and Katana Skills +0, dual wielding +1, Pouncing Racoon +3, Kami-e +1)
>More jitte training (Jitte +2, dual wielding +1)
>More photography practice (+2 to photography)

>>3314082
That would be amazing

>>3314094
>>More sword training (Cutlass and Katana Skills +0, dual wielding +1, Pouncing Racoon +3, Kami-e +1)
>>More photography practice (+2 to photography)
>>Navigation training (navigation +3)
I am significantly more interested in navigation basics now that we know the only link we have to our dad is a compass. Also, dat sweet sweet rokushiki.

>>3314094
Good night OP.
Can you drop some numbers on us later? I lost track of our bonuses.

>>3314094
>>More sword training (Cutlass and Katana Skills +0, dual wielding +1, Pouncing Racoon +3, Kami-e +1)
>>More jitte training (Jitte +2, dual wielding +1)
>>Fan training (Fans +2, dual-wielding +1)

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>>3314094

>More sword training (Cutlass and Katana Skills +0, dual wielding +1, Pouncing Racoon +3, Kami-e +1)
>More jitte training (Jitte +2, dual wielding +1)
>Fan training (Fans +2, dual-wielding +1)

...also, since it's been a while:
>auto fail-flirt

>>3314094
>More sword training (Cutlass and Katana Skills +0, dual wielding +1, Pouncing Racoon +3, Kami-e +1)
>More jitte training (Jitte +2, dual wielding +1)
>Fan training (Fans +2, dual-wielding +1)

MOAR GAINS!

>>3314124
Support

>>3314094
>More sword training (Cutlass and Katana Skills +0, dual wielding +1, Pouncing Racoon +3, Kami-e +1)
>More jitte training (Jitte +2, dual wielding +1)
>Fan training (Fans +2, dual-wielding +1)
ALL THE GAINS
Flashman is too busy courting with his weapon harem to even think about flirting with flesh and blood people.

>>3314094
>>More sword training (Cutlass and Katana Skills +0, dual wielding +1, Pouncing Racoon +3, Kami-e +1)
>>More jitte training (Jitte +2, dual wielding +1)
>>Fan training (Fans +2, dual-wielding +1)

>>3314156
This is top-tier. Particularly the shirtless w/ jacket cape look. Not only does it show off the dragon, it gives off that Smoker feel. We just need a cigar. Only complaint is that Flashman has only one weapon and it looks like only one arm. Unless we go full Shanks mode and protect Mina from a Sea King, which I am 100% for. That one-armed shit gives style points like nobody's business.

>SOMEWHERE/SOMETIME IN THE DISTANT FUTURE

>Marines are fighting some pirates, and getting wrecked
>One of them notices a certain tatooed man, and proceeds to shit bricks

>"Fl-fleet Admiral, sir! We've got this under control, there's no need for you to--"
>"Do you know how much paperwork these miserable bastards are making for me? I just came to nip the problem in the bud."
>"...Oh shit. Please, at least hold back! We're trying to keep property damage down!"
>"Relax, I'm using Kogasa-chan today."
>"...sir, that's an umbrella. A worn out one, at that."
"Shit, I knew I was forgetting something...sorry Kogasa-chan, I'll give you lot's of love and care once we're done here!"

>ONE MINUTE LATER

>"My blood! He smacked out all of my blood!"
>"You call that breaking my spine? You marine pansies wouldn't know how to--"
:SNAP:
>"...I would like to retract that last statement."
>"Aw, Kogasa-chan, look what those mean men did to you! They got their blood all over you! Guess I'll have to spoil you tonight to make up for it!"

>>3314133
Before choices:
Navigation +3
Photography +14
Video Recording +3
Pistol +12
Sword +25 (katana and cutlass)
+Pouncing Raccoon +3
Kami-e +1/5 (reach 5 to use in combat)
Fans +22
Seduction -2
Sailing +3
Jitte +26
General Fitness +15
Dual-wielding +21
Dagger +6
Diplomacy +1
Bullshitting +10
Ship legalities +1
Regulations/laws +10
Observation Haki (uncontrolled) +6/10
?????? +4/15

If someone could tally the winning votes for me, that would be great, thank you.

>>3314156
Oh, Flashy and Sogeking, you’re both so... goddamn stupid. Also, shirtless-Flashy! That coat looks absolutely badass, it’s just like I imagined it. There is always a dramatic breeze. Those faces in lower panel are spot-on, ultimate moron panic. Thank you! And good luck with classes, you poor unfortunate.

>>3317050
.... An umbrella! I KNEW I was forgetting a cool weapon! The King’s Avatar has betrayed me!

Also today’s run won’t be so long because apparently the weirdos in my hostel dorm get up at like, 7am. What the fuck? Anyway, looks like midnight is my limit now rather than 3am, sorry.

>>3317173
>Sword IIIIIIIIIIII
>Jitte IIIIIIIIII
>Fan IIIIIII
>Socialize (Mooks) II
>Photography III
>Fitness I
>Navigation I

Looks like it's more weapons training. Absolute madman.

>>3314096
>>3314101
>>3314104
>>3314109
>>3314110
>>3314117
>>3314124
>>3314146
>>3314156
>>3314337
>>3314383
>>3314858
>>3314932
Sword 13, Jitte 10, Fan 7, Photo 4, Navigation 2, Social 2, Fitness 1.

>>3317173
>Also today’s run won’t be so long because apparently the weirdos in my hostel dorm get up at like, 7am. What the fuck? Anyway, looks like midnight is my limit now rather than 3am, sorry.
Your dormmates are freaks. Seriously, what kind of weirdo's awake at 7 AM?
Speaking of, it's 9AM here. I should probably sleep soon.

>>3317173
It's nice having nailed the "moronic panic expression"™

Shirtless character BEFORE the time skip

>I did it before it was cool, luffy

I also have ready the fans design, and possible "persona" (those two little devils)

My ip will be all over the place, phone-posting

>>3317050
I fucking love this, Anon. Especially that TF2 reference.

Please tell me that actually is a TF2 reference and that I'm not making an absolute fool out myself again

Thanks for tallies, guys, it’s an extra +2 for general fitness due to 3 slots of extreme physical exercise. Jitte training will now be slowing down. Also, because I don’t think I described it, Pouncing Raccoon is about fancy, misdirecting footwork and angling your body (and blade) so it looks like you’re falling back or aiming at a different target, before suddenly redirecting your movement/strike. As you get better with it, you’ll be able to adapt it to the jitte as well.

>Timeskip another week?
>D-d-d-daily~

>>3317221
>Timeskip

>>3317221
>>Timeskip
There's what, two weeks till Strawhats now?
Also sucks about your earlybird dorm QM, how long are you stuck with them for?

>>3317221
>D-d-d-daily~

MORE. SHANANIGANS. MORE. OPPORTUNITIES.

>>3317221
>>Timeskip another week?
One more week of timeskips. Then do daily.

>>3317221
>Timeskip
Luffy hurry up and be executed already
We need to lay eyes on the great Buggy-sama

>>3317221
>Timeskip

>>3317221
>Timeskip
Then supporting >>3317228 to do daily until strawhats, since we'll have a week till their arrival.

>>3317226
Just a week, then I have a sixteen hour plane ride, and then... basically no internet until I can get my internet access at home sorted out. So there’ll probably be at least a few days with basically zero updates until I can talk to phone company about data plans and shit. Joy. And yes, two weeks until Strawhats, one more week until Strawhats after this next timeskip.

You can safely assume that for this week:
>You trained more in cutlass, katana, jitte and dual-wielding (+1 to swords, 1 to jitte and dual-wielding. +2 to Pouncing Raccoon style. +1 to Kami-e)
>You tracked down some more criminals and took their photos with a disappointing lack of shenanigans (+2 to photography)
>You trained your body (+1 to general fitness)
>You socialized with Smoker, Tashigi, Mina and Klaus (the latter very reluctantly. You also trained with Mina, who is really, really terrifying. +2 to combat teaching.).
>You trained with your fans (+3 to fans, +1 to dual-wielding)

PICK THREE ACTIONS.
>More sword training (Cutlass and Katana Skills +1, dual wielding +0, Pouncing Racoon +2, Kami-e +1)
>More jitte training (Jitte +0, dual wielding +1)
>Fan training (Fans +2, dual-wielding +1)
>More photography practice (+2 to photography)
>Navigation training (navigation +3)
>Pistol training (pistols +3, dual-wielding +1)
>Pick up a non-combat hobby (variable bonus to a hobby skill, pick which)
>Flirting with women (/men/anyone who stands still long enough) (I’ll make a seduction roll for this; you can also take this as a fourth action FOR FREE if you want to deliberately auto-fail it)
>Other?

>>3317238
>>More sword training (Cutlass and Katana Skills +1, dual wielding +0, Pouncing Racoon +2, Kami-e +1)
>>Navigation training (navigation +3)
>>Pistol training (pistols +3, dual-wielding +1)

Oh, and I’m giving you guys a +1 to Observation Haki, because of all this intense training you’re doing.

>>3317228
>>3317239
WHY AREN’T YOU ASLEEP.

>>3317238
>More sword training (Cutlass and Katana Skills +1, dual wielding +0, Pouncing Racoon +2, Kami-e +1)

>Fan training (Fans +2, dual-wielding +1)

>Navigation training (navigation +3)

I feel like having a smidge of Navigation In our back pocket makes us more well rounded as a marine.

HEY OP, I doubt we have any special attacks ready yet, so can we start coming up with those soon?

>>3317243
>WHY AREN’T YOU ASLEEP.
I am nothing if not stubborn.

>>3317238
>More sword training (Cutlass and Katana Skills +1, dual wielding +0, Pouncing Racoon +2, Kami-e +1)
For that sweet, sweet Kami-e.

>Fan training (Fans +2, dual-wielding +1)
Worth it because we still get +5 to fans this way.

>Navigation training (navigation +3)
In honor of dad's compass.

>>3317247
Special attacks, huh? I have... zero talent in coming up with those. If you guys want give some ideas, I can work out a rough idea of the skill levels you need for them, and how long you need to train before you’re capable of using them in combat.

For example, you can do basic Kami-e right now, but not very well in spars and not at all in actual combat. When you get to 5/5, you can start doing it in combat with basic confidence and proficiency. (And it will level up until you can do it in rapid succession throughout an entire fight, if you train it enough.)

Also guys, your fan training is going to to slow down a lot after this week, but on the bright side, your dual-wielding will soon level up to an. Ambidextrous trait, and you won’t have to ever worry about maluses for dual-wielding. Also, you’ll be ambidextrous. So that’s pretty cool.

>>3317249
Stubborn... and really tired.

>>3317238
>More sword training (Cutlass and Katana Skills +1, dual wielding +0, Pouncing Racoon +2, Kami-e +1)
>More jitte training (Jitte +0, dual wielding +1)
>Navigation training (navigation +3)

>>3317238
>More sword training (Cutlass and Katana Skills +1, dual wielding +0, Pouncing Racoon +2, Kami-e +1)
>Fan training (Fans +2, dual-wielding +1)
>Navigation training (navigation +3)
Pretty happy we're managed to get sword and jitte down to +0, and fans looks like its on its way to +0 too. Looks like the only way to improve further is by battling.

Also during the daily arc we need to get those final two points into Kami-e so we can use it in battle. With Luffy round the corner it's only fitting.

>>3317238
>More sword training (Cutlass and Katana Skills +1, dual wielding +0, Pouncing Racoon +2, Kami-e +1)
>Fan training (Fans +2, dual-wielding +1)
>Navigation training (navigation +3)

>>3317243
>>3317258
That anon is trying to achieve a higher level of consciousness, there's no stopping them.
>>3317238
>Pistol training
>Navigation training
>Obligatory Kami-e option
I do want to meet Clara (the tattoo artist) again tho

>>3317238
>More sword training (Cutlass and Katana Skills +1, dual wielding +0, Pouncing Racoon +2, Kami-e +1)
>Fan training (Fans +2, dual-wielding +1)
>Navigation training (navigation +3)

>>3317265
I'm kind of glad that I'm not the only one that kinda liked Clara we should treat her to something cause she kinda saved our lives when Kidd came in

>>3317270
Did we ever get her that bouquet we promised her for babysitting Cut-chan and Ka-tan (and also for saving our lives)? If not we need to do that next week.

>>3317258
>>3317243
Sleep Is for the weeeeak And the mentally stable.

I'm serious about these special attacks OP, we're TOTALLY a lackluster swordsmen If we aren't shouting ridiculous names for sword attacks that shouldn't be possible.

Thank you for giving us the go ahead on special attacks, I'll throw out a few here In a minute.

By the way, Is there any chance of going full ass-pull shonen If we roll high enough? (As In here, have a special move you created but didn't finish training revealed dramatically because of combat stresses and crits)

Also, How will combat work exactly? In the case of dual-wielding Cut-chan and Kata-san do we combine Sword+Dual-wield+Style bonuses+ (( Other )) bonuses or penalties based on things like circumstance or haki, and roll? And If we do get special moves, will they also factor In as a bonus towards the roll depending on how appropriate It Is for the scenario?

It's a lot to ask, but I'm curious. Thanks BPQM. (P.S. also nice to know we get Perks as we go, cool to see notable improvements outside of raw numbers, hoping to see more of them.)

>>3317277
Making special abilities is hard my dude

>>3317258
>Stubborn... and really tired.
Surprisingly not. Behold the magic of coffee and/or a long night of boozing.
I am unused to being this alert. It's moderately disturbing. I suspect the crash will come suddenly and without warning.

>>3317277
>Ass pull shonen
We've got that covered already - as a reward for rolling the Nat 10 last thread OP is gonna let us crit one weapon roll in a 24hr period.

>Combat
Check out the Kidd fight last thread for how it might work in the future, but yeah it looks like combo of bonuses added to our highest dice roll (-any demerits)

>Special moves
Honestly I think Flashman being able to dual-wield absolutely anything on the fly is more than distinctive enough for now desu.
Also our first special move will be triple wielding with Cut-chan, Ka-tan and jitte-san in our mouth kek

Meanwhile in Marineford

"And finished" after a quick sigh a lone marine places his finished documentation of the latest recruits from marineford.

"Honestly recording all this personal information is a nightmare, well at least I'm finally done." Taking one final cursory glance at the finished document the marine grimaces after realizing the poor sod has to deal with Captain Smoker

"I don't envy Ensign Flashman right now... then again i imagine smoker is less of an ass than the slave driver that is Sandra. I mean seriously the entire office slacks off while I'm on vacation and a week into returning i have a mountain of work then have to take a week off due to illness and its my fault the others haven't done anything."

Suddenly a loud Shrill voice screams out "BOB ARE THOSE GOD DAMNED PAPERS DONE YET IF SO GET THEM SENT OFF OR SO HELP ME I'LL GIVE YOU A DRESSING DOWN THAT WOULD MAKE SENGOKU BLUSH!"

'You know what maybe i should do the mail guys a favor and go deliver these before my day gets any worse'

>Hope people like this little snippet into the imagined life of a poor guy in Marineford HR department. and to go with this snippet have a character sheet. I'll try and update it as the quest goes along.

https://pastebin.com/XGUgpV79

Is everyone voting for Navigation because of bio-papa’s compass? Really glad I didn’t go with my first choice and make it a pocket watch, it would be weird if you guys tried to train in telling the time.

>>3317265
>>3317270
>>3317272
If peopl want to vote on what to get/say to Clara, feel free, I’ll write a daily scene up for it. If it’s a bouquet or something, specific flowers or a picture would be good, otherwise I’ll just go with what I think Flashman would get. (Hint; it’d be flashy.)

>>3317277
>bullshit shonen
Yes, I love this dramatic animu shit. If you’re in a seriously tight spot, I will likely allow a roll for something suitable such as the completion of a half-trained technique, a final last wind of One Piece-style willpower, etc. If you screw up that roll, then you’re boned.

>dual wielding
The dual wielding skill is really more about getting rid of the maluses (opposite of bonuses if anyone isn’t aware). If you hadn just picked up two swords and tried dual-wielding right at the start, you’d get a big minus on training due to the difficulty. Because you’ve been training to dual wield different types of weapons (eg, two swords, a sword and jitte, two fans, etc), you’re going to Mabidextrous soon which will completely negate all dual wielding penalties, even if you pick up a couple of weapons you’re completely unfamiliar with.

Thus, in combat you’ll just be going off your skill for the weapon used, with varying DCs based on you’re opponent/terrain/etc. Some opponents might just need a 20 to beat them. Others might need a 80. As for Haki, you can’t control that yet so I’ll just be rolling to see whether it kicks in by accident. When you CAN control it, you’ll get an extra bonus.

Not sure about special moves, I would suppose it would vary based on what the move actually is. You’ll likely only be using special moves in special circumstances (hence the name!) so it would probably be an extra roll for each time you perform such s move.

>>3317282
RIP.

Writing soon, looks like swords, fans and navigation take it. Clearly you got your navigation skills from Sanji instead of Zoro.

>>3317293
>Bullshitting +10
>Seduction -2
Fitting.

>>3317294
>Is everyone voting for Navigation because of bio-papa’s compass? Really glad I didn’t go with my first choice and make it a pocket watch, it would be weird if you guys tried to train in telling the time.
We'd find a way. We'd understand clocks so well we'd break time. Or something.
Don't look at me like that. It's One Piece, do you really think it couldn't happen?

>>3317294
Maybe we could pick up some high end ink or inkgun?

>>3317294
>>3317294
>Pocket watch
Then it would do its duty by eating a fatal bullet so Flashman could survive just like bio-papa

>>3317298
>Flashman spins the handles backward

>>>>>>>T I M E B R O K E N

All right, that’s confirmed as Navigation, Stabby Things and Fans. You also get a +1 to general fitness due to two slots of strenuous training. Kami-e is now at 4/5, dual wielding is at 27 (30 makes you ambidextrous), and fans, jitte and swords have all slowed down by now. Pouncing Raccoon Style gives you a +10 bonus to swords though, so they remain your most badass weaponry.

>>3317293
Thank you, and also thank you for keeping track of the character sheet! I’ll try to update it on the thread fairly regularly, as I’ll sometimes add in a small bonus for unmentioned background training.

>>3317299
Very possible! Just have to get it done before you flee town. Or send something to her from a different island, who knows?

Also, I do have an idea for a Time-Time Devil Fruit you guys might like. It’s kind of a cheaty power, but if you guys decide to get a DF and don't have a preference, I’ll draw up some details for it.

Writing up daily options.

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>>3317304
*Salutes*

I'll do my best to keep a correct and accurate record. as long as u keep us as informed as u have i should be able to keep it updated for us Lurkers/Posters

>D-D-D-D-D-DAAAAAILLLLYYYYY

It’s a beautiful day. The sun is shining! The birds are singing! You’re... outside, at 7am, getting the crap beaten out of you by a guy who still looks half-asleep (but he always does, so what’s new?).

“Nggggh,” you say, in the ancient language of the Groanese people.

“Eh, walk it off.” Klaus doesn’t bother to help you up from where you’re splayed on the floor, dying like the poor victim that you are. “Or just stay there until you start to rot, whichever.”

You manage to raise a hand and flip him off.

“That’s the spirit!”

Dick.

(+1 to Pouncing Raccoon style)

Once you’ve recovered, what next?

>Socializing with (who?)
>Actually doing your job and photographing criminals
>you can maybe manage some more training... (what?)
>Relax in town (random encounter/event)
>Other?

>>3317307
>Actually doing your job and photographing criminals
Pictures of SPIDER PIRATE

>>3317307
>>Actually doing your job and photographing criminals
This feels wrong, somehow. Strange and alien.

>>3317307
>do your job

>>3317309
Support

>>3317307
>Actually doing your job and photographing criminals
What...is this job thing you speak of? I thought Flashman was paid to become a weapon nut???

>worst choice, qm is DISGUSTED

It’s not like you don’t do your job as much as possible. Well, quite a bit, anyway. Sometimes. The problem is that bossman, Tashigi and their crew are REALLY damn good at their own jobs. There’s been a couple of times you’ve trotted back to base with some new photographs, only, for the office staff to admit that Smoker just kicked all 5eir asses and arrested them five minutes ago.

It’s awkward.

Tashigi buys you ice cream in apology every time that happens, though, so it’s not all bad.

That said, you have managed to get quite a few actually useful pictures, and it shoots a thrill of pride every time you look at a new local bounty poster, and see your own work there.

... Until the boss arrests them a day later, but still.

....... This might be why no-one complains when you spend your time training or doing Smoker’s paperwork instead. Along with the fact that less paperwork gets burned.

Wait. Are you a secretary?

STOP. GO BACK. Right, photographs. Once you’ve staggered to the showers and cleaned yourself of dirt and PAIN, you dress yourself in the uniform of JUSTICE and fetch your camera of DUTY.

Screw this ‘getting beaten up’ stuff.

It’s photography time.

>To the docks!
>Check the bars!
>Lurk at the execution platform in case of piratical-tourists!
>Get groce- uh, patrol the markets!
>Other?

>>3317307
>Actually doing your job and photographing criminals
Might as well give one last farewell to Loguetown's CRIMINAL SCUM

Also we really need to train Kami-e at some point, we're one point away from it being usable in battle

>>3317321
>Patrol the markets!
I see that stolen apple, villain!

>>3317321
>Lurk at the execution platform in case of piratical-tourists!
Also establishes the platform as the territory of ENSIGN FLASHMAN, HERO OF THE BLUES so that Flashman is well in his right to yell to all pirates who may or may not take it over to GET OFF HIS DAMN PLATFORM

>>3317321
> to the market

>>3317321
>Lurk at the execution platform in case of piratical-tourists!
We did good work photographing Dragon captain whose name I can't be bothered to spell there.
What pic did the bounty department even use for her in the end?

>>3317321
>>Get groce- uh, patrol the markets!
Whether pirate, marine or bounty hunter, all fall prey to the dread hand of LOGISTICS.
Sooner or later, everyone needs to buy things. Or steal things. And when they do, we'll be there. Waiting. Ever vigilant. Unless we get distracted by- ooh, shiny weapon!

>>3317321
>Lurk at the execution platform in case of piratical-tourists!

>>3317326
Sadly, they used one without the fake Gol D. Rogers ‘tach, but she’s cutting a very dramatic pose in the execution grounds, with a flowing silk coat, and gold glitter raining down around her (one of the crew climbed on another’s shoulders out of shot and tossed handfuls of it down over her. They’re still finding pieces of it on their ship to this day).

Even split between markets and platform, I’ll wait a little longer.

>>3317321
>Lurk at the execution platform in case of piratical-tourists!

I swear that place is a honey trap.

>>3317321
>Get groce- uh, patrol the markets!
Maybe we could buy something for Clara and others. Also we didn't visited market once.

>>3317321
>Lurk at the execution platform in case of piratical-tourists!

>>3317321
>Get groce- uh, patrol the markets!
Shopping episode!

>>3317294
Thanks for the explanation OP, It's appreciated.

>>3317281
You mean like, coming up with the ideas for them? Or Flashman creating them In the story?

>>3317288
Santoryu's a style though, but yeah It'd be flashy as fuck to steal copycat Zoro mid-fight.

Also here's a couple special move ideas of varying levels of bullshit.

>Preparation!
Assume a wide stance and overdrive your senses. When In the stance, gain a bonus to counter the next attack or a bonus to using a special move, whichever comes first. Disorienting to use repeatedly.

>Windmill!
Leaping Into the air, hold both blades In a vertical stance and front-flip rapidly to build momentum and crash Into your opponent. Can be used as a falling blade strike, or a feint for a cross-slash attack upon landing.

>Carousel!
Rotating rapidly, Flashman becomes a whirlwind of steel maintaining the spin even as he moves. Building momentum Increases the power of the technique, and stopping the technique abruptly allows for a sudden release of furious momentum from a different angle of attack.

>Whiner!
Flashman dramatically plays up an injury In true cry-baby fashion (Bullshitting roll), provoking his opponent to try and finish him off or lower their guard out of sympathy (or disappointment). Flashman jumps on the opportunity when the time Is right, exploiting the enemies misstep to land a decisive blow. Hard to watch.

>Billiards!
>Dual wielding a blade and a pistol, fire your gun rapidly while deflecting the bullets with your sword as they leave the barrel, sending various shots In unpredictable and lethal trajectories- more so If you aim to further ricochet them.

>>3317321
>>Get groce- uh, patrol the markets!
The Clara thing. Also OP, exactly what kind of technique is the Kami-e? We never got a description for that.

>>3317339
Coming up with the ideas of special abilities

>>3317321
>Lurk at the execution platform in case of piratical-tourists!

>>3317341

A technique of Rokushiki, which is a One Piece martial arts, so basically it's bullshit. Kami-e is essentially super dodging.

>>3317341
>exactly what kind of technique is the Kami-e?
https://onepiece.fandom.com/wiki/Rokushiki/Kami-e

>>3317341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbIPb3WTZWM
It's basically a discount gomu-gomu

Rolled 2 (1d2)

... are we at 6-6 for platforms and markets? Screw it, rolling. 1 for execution grounds, 2 for markets.

If execution grounds wins:
>Get up on the actual platform (this is technically not allowed, but do you care?)
>Just l somewhere on the grounds.
>Other? (Can also choose to dress as a civilian if you want.)

Will look over special attack ideas in a minute, thanks anon. If you guys like any of them, speak up.

>>3317339
>Billiards
This is absolutely the kind of ridiculous and "what the fuck" inducing move that fits OP. The only thing that would make it fit even more is if it was in a completely different language.

>>3317344
>>3317345
>>3317346
Holy shit, I feel like a moron. I completely forgot that was even a part of the Rokushiki. Then again, I think it's been 10 years since that move was actually used.

>>3317351
Can we get some apples? (The most sinfull of fruit!)

>>3317351
>>Get up on the actual platform (this is technically not allowed, but do you care?)
Our new dad's Smoker, so fuck the rules.

>>3317339
>>Whiner!
Also I'm big on dirty shit like this so yeah

>>3317351
>Get up on the actual platform (this is technically not allowed, but do you care?)

Welp, that's an opportunity wasted. Would've been our last chance to do that too.

>>3317339
>Billiards!
At first I was like meh because Flashy is melee man, but aiming bullets with his swords (to make up for his shitty aim kek) is top tier.

>Windmill!
Could this also be used with our fans instead of our swords?

>Santoryu
We are Zoro's future kid though, might as well show him that we're a chip off the old block.

Also all these spinning styles (windmill, carousel) are super Sanji-esque, and I approve them because clearly Flashman is taking after Sanji in some fashion too. Bonus point if he screams them out in another language.

>>3317356
Markets won. No platform.

>>3317339
>Billiards!
>>Dual wielding a blade and a pistol, fire your gun rapidly while deflecting the bullets with your sword as they leave the barrel, sending various shots In unpredictable and lethal trajectories- more so If you aim to further ricochet them.
This sounds cool as fuck, I'm all for it

OH NO IT’S THE MARKETS

>>3317357
You’ve got six more days, you’ll have time to lurk like a really weird bat.

>working hard and not browsing the stalls at all i swear

To market, to market, to photograph a pirate. Base again, base again... crap, what rhymes with pirate? Meh, you’ll work on that later.

For now, you head towards the market! Home of everything a pirate needs to resupply their ship! Well, food-wise, at least, along with assorted other necessities. It’s not quite the place to buy spare rigging, but still.

Market reached, you prepare yourself for IMMINENT PHOTO-TAKING. Your eyes scan the assembled crowds of shoppers for anyone with weaponry via or a distinctly ‘yo-ho-ho’-ish sort of look. Your feet prowl the cobbled streets... like a panther! A panther wearing combat boots! Your mouth chews ferociously (but neatly) on an apple you buy because dammit, you’re hungry.

Getting beaten up by hobos is exhausting work.

“Ah, to be young again,” the fruit-seller sighs, as he hands over your change. “You know, I used to be a Marine like you, before I took a bullet to the knee.”

Mouth too full to respond, you nearly finger-gun at him, before realizing that might be insensitive and traumatic, and decide to give him a thumbs up instead.

You hope he doesn’t think you’re approving of him getting shot.

>CRIMINAL SCUM DETECTION SYSTEM, ACTIVATE! Roll 1d10, best of 3

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3317365

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3317365

>>3317346
The geppou looks really good, hooing Flashman gets taught that at some point

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3317365

>>3317365
>“You know, I used to be a Marine like you, before I took a bullet to the knee.”
Why would you do this. That meme was tired and beaten when it was new. You monster.

>>3317214
Definitely was, albeit slightly altered.

>>3317373
We've got so many memes with 5 second lifespans nowadays anon. It's good to bring it all back with a meme that clings to life harder than Todd Howard clings to a new console.

>>3317339
>Preparation!
Gotta be honest, this is going to be pretty much useless with Observation Haki coming up. While overdriving your regular senses sounds good and is very possible, I don’t think it would count as a special move. This is workable, but not spectacular.

>Windmill!
Also possible, but your fitness has thus far focused on regular strength/speed/stamina. I’d recommend some kind of acrobatic/flexibility training before you can pull this off, although kami-e will help once it’s good enough.

>Carousel!
Very possible, you can even start training in this right now! Thanks to your fans, you’re actually pretty good at dealing with spinning without getting dizzy, while still keeping track of your target (as long as it’s stationary).

>Whiner!
Truly the greatest of moves. Klaus is simultaneously ashamed and impressed, and names this new emotion ‘imshamed’.

>Billiards!
Stop, I can only get so aroused. You’ll need to get Pistols to about... hmm, let’s say 15 before you can do it a couple of times in combat. If you want to go full shonen rapid-fire bullshit, or even fling your sword into the air and then dual wield pistols so you can double your shots off a spinning mid-air blade, you’ll need at LEAST 25.

>>3317369
... wow, so much drama incoming much excitement.

>>3317373
I had to get it out of the way, anon. I had to. We’re free now.

>>3317376
>Stop, I can only get so aroused. You’ll need to get Pistols to about... hmm, let’s say 15 before you can do it a couple of times in combat. If you want to go full shonen rapid-fire bullshit, or even fling your sword into the air and then dual wield pistols so you can double your shots off a spinning mid-air blade, you’ll need at LEAST 25.
Well we needed to up our long range game anyway
>I had to get it out of the way, anon. I had to. We’re free now.
We'll never truly be free from Howard's desperation

>>3317304
>Time Devil Fruit
Great, now I'm gonna be torn between this and that Dimensional DF Anons talked about in the previous thread.


>>3317339
I like Carousel the most, but Billiards would have the most potential synergy with our Observation Haki. Choises, choises...

>>3317382
>I like Carousel the most, but Billiards would have the most potential synergy with our Observation Haki. Choises, choises...
>Implying we can't have both
Anon please, all it takes is some training and time

>>3317385
Oh no, we ABSOLUTELY can have both. It's just a question of which we train first!

>nat 1 lmao why even bother

As a Marine, even a photographer , your natural duty is toward justice. You’re not quite sure what kind of justice (although lazy justice always sounded kinda cool), but definitely some sort.

Which is why, when you see some guy yank a woman’s bag off her shoulder and run for it, You Know What You Must Do.

“Thief! Somebody, help!” The womanly wail rings out! The call to action!

>”STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!” (give chase)
>Throw an apple at his head. (DC hard, swinging chain-fans is different than throwing fruit)
>Throw (closed) fan at him and attempt to entangle him in the chain. (DC very hard due to passersby)

>>3317382
>eat Dimensional DF
>use it to confine itself to only half your body
>eat Time DF
>use Dimensional DF to confine that to the other half
>victory for JUSTICE
Just kidding, this isn’t possible.
>Other?

Whoops, ‘Other’ should be at the end of the choices.

>>3317387
>”STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!” (give chase)
He's violated the law!

>>3317387
>>”STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!” (give chase)
We shouldn't be wasting our precious fruit on criminal scum
>>3317386
Well we could start training on the carousel and up pistol skills for the next few weeks.

>>3317387
>>Throw an apple at his head. (DC hard, swinging chain-fans is different than throwing fruit)
It's his own fault for not learning how to defend himself against an assailant armed with fresh fruit. Practically asking to be stopped.

>>3317387
>>”STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!” (give chase)
The only acceptable option

>>3317387
>>eat Dimensional DF
>>use it to confine itself to only half your body
>>eat Time DF
>>use Dimensional DF to confine that to the other half
>>victory for JUSTICE
My god, is there such a thing as too much bullshi-
>Just kidding, this isn't possible
I mean, I figured that was the case but why you gotta tease me like that

Oh and also
>"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM"

"You have violated the LAW"

>>3317387
>>3317387
>”STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!” (give chase)
Nobody breaks the law on Flashman's watch!

>>3317387
>"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!" (give chase)

>>3317387
>"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!" (give chase)

>>3317393
Thank you, Monty Python.

>you judge dredd now

In the name of the law, you will punish him.

“STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!” You hurl yourself forth, bumping shoppers out of the way as they try to avoid your pursuit. “Sorry - apologies - excuse me - STAY THERE AND FACE JUSTICE! - coming through, begging your pardon -“

The audacity! He’s still trying to run! It’s like he doesn’t even respect the law, or something!

>The hunt is on! Roll 1d100, best of 3. I’ll add +19 bonus for general fitness.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3317403

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3317403

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3317403

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3317403

I know we're just discussing it but I personally don't really want a devil fruit and if we are going to end up getting one I think it should be random maybe we could choose the type but I don't want nothing over powered.

Zipper zipper df- similar to the door door fruit is able to open up a pocket dimension with just a simple zipper pull

Hive Hive df- turns the user into a hive person is able to store/ produce insects from the body

Echo echo df- able to amplify, store and distort sound including voices

Cloud cloud df- turns the user into a cloud man weather related abilities.

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>>3317408
Autism rains from above.

>>3317408
I'll be homest here anon, I'm not into any of these at all. I say just let the QM choose what DF falls into our lap. It'll likely be far into the future and we may choose to not eat one anyway.

>>3317408
I don't want a devil fruit at all desu. There's far too few badass normals in One Piece as it is.

>>3317408
>I know we're just discussing it but I personally don't really want a devil fruit
Agreed. I much prefer the incredible power of being able to swim in a world that's mostly water.

>>3317416
I’m with you, though the Light Light Fruit is tempting. Can weaponize ‘flashiness’ and fingerguns.

>87 + 19 = 106, nice one

The pair of you push people aside, him violently, and you as gently as possible, as you race down the street. He has the benefit of not caring who he hurts, and the panic of a Marine chasing him; you have better cardio, and the driving force of THE LAW.

With that kind of passion, you can’t lose.

Even as he throws himself down a side street, you dart out of the path of an oncoming crepe-cart (mmm, crepes), angling yourself to swing around the corner with only a millimeter between you and the wall.

Efficiency of movement! Klaus and bossman Ha evil been hammering it into your head enough, especially now you’re learning Pouncing Raccoon style.

“JUSTICE ARRIVES!!” You lunge the last few steps to the fleeing, panicking fiend, and

>grab his shoulder.
>punch him in the back of the head.
>bodily hurl yourself at him and pin him to the ground.
>Other?


>>3317416
You now have the Swim Swim Devil Fruit, which gives you the power to swim! It does literally nothing else.

My personal preference would be a Zoan type, but I wouldn't scoff at a good Paramecia. A Logia Fruit doesn't really interest me.

I'm not against the type of the Fruit being up to the GM or a dice roll, should we decide to eat one.

After all, if we Anons get to choose we'll just go for the most broken or OP fruit BPGM will let us have.

>>3317420
>bodily hurl yourself at him and pin him to the ground.

>>3317420
>bodily hurl yourself at him and pin him to the ground

>>3317421
I'd be okay with zoan maybe we could get something with flight

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>>3317420
>You now have the Swim Swim Devil Fruit, which gives you the power to swim! It does literally nothing else.
I would not be surprised if I saw that one day in canon. Probably being used to fly and/or pass through solid objects so long as the user's doing the breaststroke.
>>bodily hurl yourself at him and pin him to the ground.

>>3317420
>bodily hurl yourself at him and pin him to the ground.
JUSTICE! TACKLE!!

>>3317420
>>3317427
Voting to say this out loud.

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>>3317426
Its literally that

>>3317422
Support

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>>3317426

>>3317408
>trying to sneak in jojo references

>>3317420
>bodily hurl yourself at him and pin him to the ground.
Supporting >>3317427 JUSTICE TACKLE
How's THAT for a special move?

>>3317434
Wee need that shiz. It's truly a fruit fiting Flashman.

>>3317431
>>3317434
...son of a bitch. I knew not keeping up to date would catch up to me sooner or later.

>>3317436
I personally have never watched anything to do with Jojo which one was it
I really hate the art style

>>3317438
If we're settling for a paramecia the only fitting choice would be the Nagi-Nagi no Mi

>>3317420
>bodily hurl yourself at him and pin him to the ground.
Bonus points if we spin while doing it

>>3317421
I'm the exact opposite, a logia would be cool but I've always found most zoan to be really boring. Maybe if it was a mythical zoan I'd be for it. It's not really about how strong the fruit is, it's just things like wax control, a rubber body, being able to turn into and control smoke/sand/literal shadow/etc, etc, sounds a lot more interesting compared to what is essentially the power to be a furry.

>>3317431
... uh, yeah, I totally remembered this one. Ha. Ha ha.

>licensed marine uses justice tackle

You fly through the air like a graceful hippo, arms spread as you latch them around his chest and stomach respectively. Under the mighty weight of retribution, the foul fiend shrieks as he topples to the ground, bound by THE LAW.

>Looks like your plan came... crashing down~! Eh? Eh?
>That bag doesn’t suit your outfit! Hand it over!
>You’re under arrest! And also me! But mostly arrest!
>Other?

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>>3317426
>>3317431
>>3317434
>>3317439
I think we got a winner boys!

>>3317437
>We have a bunch of "special moves" that are actually completely mundane
I like it. We can use it to confuse the shit out of our enemies too.
>JUSTICE KICK
>That wasn't even a kick, it was a punch! And a normal one at that!
>JUSTICE SLASH
>You're wielding a JITTE!

>>3317447
>>Looks like your plan came... crashing down~! Eh? Eh?
>>You’re under arrest! And also me! But mostly arrest!

>>3317447
>You’re under arrest! And also me! But mostly arrest!

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>>3317440
Sticky fingers (zippers).
The others are too vague to pin down, but an argument could be made for those too if one wanted to be pedantic.

>>3317447
>>Looks like your plan came... crashing down~! Eh? Eh?
>>That bag doesn’t suit your outfit! Hand it over!
>>You’re under arrest! And also me! But mostly arrest!

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Btw I have actually near zero practice with children's proportions, so this two are pretty wierd and will never see a trace of ink.

And I have no idea on the gender. And they know it, and taunt me about it.
I had an idea at the start, but I am not really sure right now.

>>3317447
>Put the bag down, sir! Stop resisting!