The choice is easy enough to make, and soon you’re laying in the middle of several hundred bags of lettuce bound for the city of Huntington, New York. You have to stuff your belongings pretty deep and laboriously bury yourself into the produce, but a lazy railway employee’s cursory glance misses you completely and from there, you’re home free. At twenty-three miles per hour, it should take you roughly four days to arrive, plenty of time to further hone your physique and develop the use of your superpowers.The first day though, you decide you’ll take it easy and skip out on your squats and sprints, because you’ve killed no less than twenty-six filthy gaijin in the last week and have earned your rest. However, aside from a can’s worth of warm mountain dew you don’t touch the junk food you’ve stored, since a true ninja warrior maintains a strict regimen and you are no different. You do not lay idle, either, as you train throwing kunai without relying on your inner force to guide you for several hours and show slight improvement.> +3 Throwing [6/10]> +1 Dexterity [19/20]> +2 Willpower [2/40]Nearly six hours after you began flinging knives, boredom sets in and you decide to improve your shadow manipulation. For hours you enter into a deep trance, summoning a wellspring of darkness around yourself, moving to and fro across the rail-cart, and attempting to merge your body with it, to some success. Nothing about the darkness changes, though, no matter how vigorously you attempt to force to shift in a certain direction or take on a particular shape, and you’re growing increasingly irritated with your failure to progress when sudden clarity strikes like lightning from a blue sky.Maybe it’s not the darkness, maybe you’ve been going about this all wrong. What if instead of commanding the shadows to move with a stern voice, you showed them where to go with a firm hand? Again, you fall into the trance, but your previous attempt to forcefully demand that the shadows obey is replaced with a firm voice asking them to move, then showing them how, and to your surprise, the lack of light rushes to comply. At this revelation, your understanding widens immeasurably, and your power’s potency is twofold greater than it once was. Where previously, you struggled to spread the shadows beyond fifteen yards the range is now doubled, and you are able to part their presence in myriad ways, manifesting ten yards of darkness within that radius however you please. Their shape has changed as well, no longer does it need to be a sphere, more shapes are possible, though a misty fog comes easiest, a monolithic wall or even tendrils can be achieved, and you find to your unending pleasure, that if you focus, the darkness shifts from a vague presence to a tangible weight, with raw force and deft precision to back it.> (1/2)
>>3299177You find that when the shadows take form, their strength and toughness varies, depending on how many there already are, how close they are to you, and your own physical form. This varies all the way from moist cardboard to dense concrete, but a single tendril or sturdy wall can approach iron or even surpass steel. Of course, they’re vulnerable to light all the same, but solid shadows can tolerate its presence much longer and will certainly serve you well in combat situations, both day and night.This power is nowhere near full potential, and at the moment you can only manage half a dozen tendrils or three walls at a time but it’s quite impressive regardless. Even better, your ability to meld with the darkness has grown, when you’re immersed in the shadows your skin is pale yet dark, cold to the touch, and distressingly hazy to the sight. It is a massive improvement over the last few days, to say the least.> Stranger, Shadow Melding: 2, Level Up! Stranger, Shadow Melding: 3!> Shaker, Shadow Summoning: 3, Level Up! Shaker, Shadow Summoning: 6!> +2 Willpower, [4/40]With the help of the darkness hugging you like a blanket, you sleep like a baby, and awaken refreshed and ready for whatever the day has to throw at you.> What training and exercise regimen do you have in mind for the day?>Date: 08/25/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 339.7 pounds or 154.0 kg>Fitness: - Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach>Skills:- Persuasion: 1 [3/10]- Intimidation: 2 [15/20]- First Aid: 1 [4/10]- Dodging: 1 [7/10]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)- Parkour: [2/5]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]- Knife: 2 [5/20]- All Melee Combat: [N/A]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)- Throwing: 1 [6/10]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)- Rifle [2/5]>Attributes- Strength: 2 [5/10]>> Weight Reduction: (20)- Endurance: 2 [4/10]- Dexterity: 3 [19/20]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)- Intelligence: 2 [3/10]- Willpower: 4 [4/40]- Charisma: 3 [2/20]> Superpowers: 36 (PP)> Mover 8/5: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction> Thinker 4: Superhuman Martial Arts> Stranger 3: Shadow Melding> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation> Equipment:> Cheap Gas Mask> 2 Gas Mask Filters> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)> 11 Kitchen Knives> 2 Switchblades> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]> 7 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]> 1 Sunday Specials, [13/13]> 12 Pistol Magazines> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]> 51 Shotgun Shells> Megahurtz’s Cell-phone>Resources:> 12 days of Health Food> 8 days of Junk Food> 1 Assault Rifle, [0/5]> 3 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8]> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor>Income per month: None>Expenses: None>Assets: $423 cash> (2/2)
This is Superpowered Neckbeard Quest, and if you aren't caught up, but would like to be, the archive is here.> http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=SNQ
>>3299178Exercise,train throwing,shadow melding and gravity redirection
>>3299178hey Uber what are the biggest Hero and biggest villain currently
>>3299184See >>3299181
>>3299180Supporting this.
>>3299180>>3299200In that case then,> Roll 1d20+5 to force yourself to exercise> -1 for Willpower, +4 for TRUE RONIN, +2 for Shame> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] taskNext,> Roll 1d20 to train [Throwing]> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] taskThen,> Roll 1d20 to train Shadow Melding> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] taskLast,> Roll 1d20 to train Gravity Redirection> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
Rolled 5, 8 + 5 = 18 (2d20 + 5)>>3299206willpower
>>3299208I'll take the 8 this time, but anon, you can't roll more than once for the same difficulty check.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>3299206
>>3299215just thought i could speed up the rolling procedure a bit, it is a bit lengthy imo
>>3299223I know, but's fine to roll once for each difficulty check.
>>3299225you know that everything one says before a "but" does not count at all?I would like to stay playing, but i have some errands to run
>>3299228HehehThat's fine, I'm going to be busy for most of the day myself.
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>3299206
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>3299206Train-ing.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>3299206Throwing.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>3299206Shadow Melding.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>3299206And last but not least, Gravity Redirection.
>>3299273>>3299275>>3299277>>3299279Wait we Can Roll multiple times for diffrent things¿
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>3299206Gravity redirection
>>3299294Yep.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>3299206
Rolled 2, 19 = 21 (2d20)>>3299206Shadowing, Gravity?
>>3299206Why are the skills and attributes always off?
Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d3)>>3299208>>3299248> Rolling 2d3 for exercise [Strength] and [Endurance] gains
Rolled 1, 3 = 4 (2d3)>>3299220>>3299275>>3299353> Rolling 2d3 for [Throwing] and [Dexterity] gains
>>3299358>19Impressive.>>3299363What do you mean anon?>>3299382>>3299384Bizarre.
>>3299388Shouldn't Willpower be [6/40]?
Rolled 1 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>3299279>>3299297>>3299358> Rolling 1d3-1 to see how much progress you've made>>3299277>>3299358All I need is one more 1d20 for Shadow Melding.
>>3299395fucking 1's
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>3299395
>>3299391I believe it was at [0/40] in the last update, where are you getting the [6/40] total?>>3299395That is unfortunate. But, you're more likely to succeed your next training roll.
Rolled 1 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>3299399I am cursed, my friend.>>3299277>>3299358>>3299401Breddy gud all around gents.> Rolling 1d3-1...
>>3299406What the fuck is this shit. Are you anons seeing this shit? That's what, eight, ten rolls I've bombed total? What are the odds of that? Shit. From here on out, I'm just going to have you guys roll.
Rolled 1 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>3299409
Rolled 3, 2 - 1 = 4 (2d3 - 1)this shit is rigged
>>3299413We'll keep your result anon.
Rolled 1 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>3299414Almost. This roll is to illustrate the point.
>>3299417Lo and behold, the point was made. No superpower gains this time, but you anons'll be doing the rolls for the next day.
>>3299417What point? This shit is rigged.
Rolled 2 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>3299427That's the point, anon. One in what, twelve odds? Kind of funny, but still.
I've got to go handle some shit, expect an update in 2-3 hours.
>>3299441If we're on our way to New York, why not hope off somewhere on the way there, like a county with a low population? A small population means less heroes and villains present, which would give us time to practice using fire arms.
>>3299431do we keep this?
>dice gods be like
Also, with the addition of shadow tendrils stronger than steel, we will become a close combat monster
>>3299733aren't we already?
I'd like to keep practicing with the Shadow Summoning ability to the point we could make a large solid room made of shadow (roof included) or a gun suppressor made of shadows so we have a few more options of where we can practice with firearms.
Before you even consider any kind of breakfast, blade summoning, or idle daydreaming, you get to work on the rudimentary squats, push-ups, and sprints routine you established on the last train-ride. It’s sweaty, uncomfortable, and surely an unsavory unspeakably sexy sight but you persist in spite because you know that every day you sweat is one day closer to achieving your dream of being a truly honorable Ronin warrior.> +3 Strength [8/10]> +1 Endurance [5/10]> +2 Willpower [8/40]After you become much too exhausted to move, you resume yesterday’s throwing exercises and while the kunai are no closer to their mark, you’re pleased to note a significant (if slight) improvement in your baseline manual dexterity. When that’s through you decide to focus your superpowers training on better melding with the shadows and fine-tuning your gravity redirection, but aside from hilariously impossible Assassin’s Creed-tier visuals, you ascertain no tangible difference in the way you use your abilities.> +1 Parkour [3/5]> +1 Throwing [7/10]> +4 Dexterity, [23/20], Level Up! Dexterity: 4 [3/40]After your one healthy meal and half a chugged gallon of water of the day, you fall into a sweaty slumber atop the thinly wrapped commercial grocery lettuce.> It is now Monday. How do you plan to self-improve?>Date: 08/26/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 339.3 pounds or 153.9 kg>Fitness: - Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach>Skills:- Persuasion: 1 [3/10]- Intimidation: 2 [15/20]- First Aid: 1 [4/10]- Dodging: 1 [7/10]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)- Parkour: [3/5]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]- Knife: 2 [5/20]- All Melee Combat: [N/A]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)- Throwing: 1 [7/10]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)- Rifle [2/5]>Attributes- Strength: 2 [8/10]>> Weight Reduction: (20)- Endurance: 2 [5/10]- Dexterity: 3 [19/20]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)- Intelligence: 2 [3/10]- Willpower: 4 [8/40]- Charisma: 3 [2/20]> Superpowers: 36 (PP)> Mover 8/5: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction> Thinker 4: Superhuman Martial Arts> Stranger 3: Shadow Melding> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation> Equipment:> Cheap Gas Mask> 2 Gas Mask Filters> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)> 11 Kitchen Knives> 2 Switchblades> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]> 7 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]> 1 Sunday Specials, [13/13]> 12 Pistol Magazines> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]> 51 Shotgun Shells> Megahurtz’s Cell-phone>Resources:> 11 days of Health Food> 8 days of Junk Food> 1 Assault Rifle, [0/5]> 3 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8]> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor>Income per month: None>Expenses: None>Assets: $423 cash
>>3299566You can do that at anytime you please, but remember, you're not bound for New York City, New York, you're bound for Huntington, New York, which is a large town of over 200,000 people but nowhere near as large as its nearby neighbor.>>3299659I wish I could say yes, but I don't want to incur the wrath of the RNG anymore than I have anon.>>3299695They don't think it be that way, but it do.>>3299744Less than you would think, because while you have a near-instant reaction time, can render your opponent's bones as light as a chicken's, and wield several decades of martial arts tutelage beneath the finest masters, there is little you can do to those with strong durability/regeneration, and you're quite fragile, assuming someone could, by some miracle, manage to actually hit you.>>3299753That's a bit of a roundabout way to go about setting up a sound-proofed range, but I certainly don't judge. Remember, dry-firing and improving Shadow Melding are always valid options to pursue.
>>3299757Exercise,Train throwing, train shadow melding and gravity redirection
>>3299770>>3299757Do a little research with a smart phone on how a gun suppressor works, then try to mimic it with some Shadow Summoning.Read up on computers and learn how to improve your own computer.Look up the location for a Chinatown in New York and see if there are any shops there we could go stealth shopping to improve our overall hero costume and get a replacement dragon knife.Improve Shadow Summoning / Melding.That's about it.
>>3299774>Train throwingyou want to throw the train?>>3299770Can we do that? I kind of want to do that.
>>3299774Exercise,Train rifle skills(dry fire and the like), train shadow melding and gravity redirection
>>3299785what's dry firing?
>>3299787It's when you aim and shoot a firearm when there isn't a bullet in the chamber, to help teach yourself the motions of actually using the weapon before you begin target practice.
>>3299787like masturbating after prostate cancer, but with a gun
Remember, you can train Unarmed and Knife(melee) as well as Throwing.>>3299781>you want to throw the train?Derek is autistic, anon but he's not that autistic.>Can we do that? I kind of want to do that.Dive out of the train ahead of time? You can do that, but you have to have a majority vote, and there's no guarantee you won't get lost in the wilderness.>>3299809Damn anon.
>>3299775>>3299785Giving you anons five minutes to decide.
>>3299815never mind on the train throwing then.
>>3299818I mean, you could *TRY* but that's not a guarantee of success in the slightest.
>>3299757>Exercise/Shadow Melding/Dryfiring/Gravity Redirection
>>3299785>>3299818>>3299825If that's how you really feel,> Roll 1d20+5 to force yourself to exercise> -1 for Willpower, +4 for TRUE RONIN, +2 for Shame> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] taskNext,> Roll 1d20 to train Shadow Melding> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] taskThen,> Roll 1d20 to train [Rifle]> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] taskLast:> Roll 1d20 to train Gravity Redirection> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>3299830Will
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>3299830Rifle
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>3299830/fit/
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>3299830Shadow Melding.
Rolled 9, 11, 13 = 33 (3d20)>>3299830Shadow Melding, [Rifle], Gravity Redirection
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>3299830
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>3299830And last but not least, Gravity.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>3299830Gravity Redirection
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>3299830One last shadow roll
Rolled 3, 4 + 2 = 9 (2d5 + 2)>>3299833>>3299840>dat 20Huzzah> Rolling 2d5+2 for Strength and Endurance gains>>3299837>>3299844>>3299848Respectable.>>3299842>>3299844>>3299848Could be much worse.>>3299844>>3299849>>3299850Noice.
Rolled 3, 3 + 1 = 7 (2d3 + 1)>>3299860For once, a decent roll.>>3299837> Rolling 2d3+1 to determine [Rifle] progress
>>3299868Whew lad, that's nearly scary.>>3299842>>3299849Now, can someone-> Roll 1d3-1 for Shadow Melding> Roll 1d3-1 for Gravity Redirection
Rolled 1 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>3299872>> Roll 1d3-1 for Shadow Melding
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d3 + 1)>>3299872Gravity Redirection. Hopefully we actually grow.
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d3 + 1)>>3299872Gravity redirection
>>3299887a 2. finally.
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d3 + 1)>>3299888>>3299887finallyalso let me try something
>>3299884I am so sorry anon.>>3299887>>3299888Noooice...> Roll 1d100 to determine if there is a significant breakthrough
>>32998983 threes huh. Our QM must be really unlucky
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>3299901
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>3299901
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>3299901
>>3299903the strange thing is that i write dice+1d3-1 but it puts it up as a + 1, and every one of them became a 3 while the -1 always became a 1
>>3299903Except when I'm rolling for hostilities.>>3299905>>3299908>>3299910Nope, not quite, but the more you improve the more likely it is.
Rolled 1 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>3299919Testing something ignore roll result.
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>3299901
>>3299929Good job anon.
>>3299929see
>>3299935Did dice+1d3--1. Not sure if the double negative would count as a positive or not
Rolled 2 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>3299938let me try
>>3299944well now it works, of cource
but really thoug there has been some kind of curse with thoose 1d3's
Rolled 1 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>3299959nahhhhhh
>>3299966Anon I...
>>3299929>>3299966no really what the fuck
>>3299966Big oof.
>>3299966At some point we could use a chi squared test to find out the probablity our results ocurred by chance alone. Below a certain probabilty and there could be an argument for a slightly weighted chance of getting a one.
>>3299973say do you have a pic of what we look like?
>>3300006wait is this us?
Rolled 3 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>3300014fatter, shaven, with brown trenchcoat and trilby hat
>>3300006Here's a crudely rendered drawing of your proportions, as they relate to a set of normal-sized power armor.
>>3300042oh damm we a big boy
>>3299837>>3299840>>3299842>>3299849Every step you take, your jiggles with rancid fat and the thought of the dishonor you bring to your gender neutral non binary trans African ancestors each day fills you with disgust, rage, and shame so profound you cannot think.The mere thought of touching a bag of pringles fills you sets a fire in you like burning coals in a burlap sack and you throw yourself headfirst into exercising to the brink of your limits and beyond, independent of any superpowers. You feel you’ve made a major improvement, and if you can continue at this rate you’ll be a mountain of muscle in no time.> +5 Strength [13/10], Level Up! Strength: 3 [3/20]> +6 Endurance [11/10], Level Up! Endurance: 3 [1/20]> +4 Willpower [12/40]When that’s finished and you’re drenched with sweat, you summon a kunai, briefly consider, then dismiss it with a thought. As cool as it was to begin with you’re starting to get a bit tired of endlessly throwing blades, and a bit interested in the art of gun-kata, as written in some of your favorite Naruto fanfictions. Making sure to *carefully* unload the most worn-out looking AK-47, you spend half an hour reverse-engineering the basic functions of the weapon, then another three and a half firing it from a variety of positions, prone, kneeling, standing, and multiple times, mid-air at plethora of stationary and moving shadow targets, without actually shooting any bullets to avoid alarm. Dry-firing is definitely fun and you’ve taught yourself a lot, but you feel soon you’ll reach a point you can’t learn much more without live-fire.> +4 Rifle [6/5], Level Up! Rifle: 1 [1/10]> +4 Dexterity [23/20], Level Up! Dexterity: 4 [3/40]After that you try your hand at maintaining more solid shadows at once, but your efforts yield no serious results. Much better are your endeavors to improve your gravity redirection capacities, where previously, you could only shift your gravitational orientation as it relates to your entire body, you’ve discovered how to focus the entirety of the earth’s gravitational influence on you in a single limb, immeasurably improving your balance and allowing you to attempt handstands, wall flips, and assorted parlour tricks much, much easier. In addition to the obvious /aesthetic/ benefits, you’re almost certain this will be a tremendous asset in both martial arts and parkour.> Mover, Gravity Redirection: 5 Level Up! Mover, Gravity Redirection: 7!> (1/2)
>>3300073That night, your sleep is short and pleasant.> What’s your plan for the day?>Date: 08/26/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 338.5 pounds or 153.5 kg>Fitness: - Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach>Skills:- Persuasion: 1 [3/10]- Intimidation: 2 [15/20]- First Aid: 1 [4/10]- Dodging: 1 [7/10]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)- Parkour: [3/5]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]- Knife: 2 [5/20]- All Melee Combat: [N/A]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)- Throwing: 1 [7/10]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)- Rifle: 1 [1/10]>Attributes- Strength: 3 [3/20]>> Weight Reduction: (20)- Endurance: 3 [1/20]- Dexterity: 3 [19/20]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)- Intelligence: 2 [3/10]- Willpower: 4 [12/40]- Charisma: 3 [2/20]> Superpowers: 36 (PP)> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction> Thinker 4: Superhuman Martial Arts> Stranger 3: Shadow Melding> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation> Equipment:> Cheap Gas Mask> 2 Gas Mask Filters> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)> 11 Kitchen Knives> 2 Switchblades> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]> 7 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]> 1 Sunday Specials, [13/13]> 12 Pistol Magazines> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]> 51 Shotgun Shells> Megahurtz’s Cell-phone>Resources:> 11 days of Health Food> 8 days of Junk Food> 1 Assault Rifle, [0/5]> 3 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8]> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor>Income per month: None>Expenses: None>Assets: $423 cash> (2/2)
>>3300077Exercise,Pistol training(dry firing), Shadow Melding and Blade Generation training
>>3300064Once your gainz pay dividends and you are no longer visibly a lard-ass, people will take you much more seriously, which is both a good and bad thing.
>>3300085Nice
>>3300077Dex is supposed to be [3/40], fack.
>>3300090You can lift all you want, but the autism will never quite fade.
I'm a bit surprised no-one's made an effort to improve martial arts or weight reduction, considering how much you rely on it.
>>3300092more gainsall the gainsthe world will feel out sick gains
>>3300104>inb4 six months go by before another superhero confrontation is caught on tape>inb4 this time, they send a power negating Trump but Derek is /shredded/, already halfway to being a ninja, and replicates his previous depowered cape-killing, with the same amount of edge lord shit>inb4 Derek goes from being seen as a joke to a genuine threat and self-improvement icon overnight
>>3300099Wait i thought that they already Were males out
>>3300118What? Maxed out, you mean? The maximum is 20.
>>3300113>"If I can drop +100 pounds to fight crime, then so can YOU! Join my Hakoge Dogo and learn how to be a real Ronin like me!"
>>3300121Of fuck, the Wolf time i was looking at that the wrong power, shit, Well we Can always Train it tomorrow
Tbh I’m not sure how to practice our martial arts. It’s not like we have kata to go through or a sparring partner...
>>3300127Shadow boxing? WE could summon up a shadow punching bag and go to town on it.>>3300121Can we do that? If yeah then let's practice unarmed.
>>3300124I wouldn't be surprised.>>3300127You could always shadowbox, by making a soft shadow shape to use as a punching/kicking bag.
>>3300077Exercise, superhuman Martial arts training,shadow melding training and blade generation training
Giving you five more minutes to decide, got sidetracked researching the India-Pakistani border skirmishes.
>>3300124>drop 100+ pounds>not gain 100+ pounds in muscle I don't think you are dedicated enough. Being 450 lbs of muscle is the ideal body. Kingpin proved that.
>>3300156Will vote for shadow boxing and rooty tooty
>>3300042skinnier then i thought was thinking of tubbimura
>>3300158>pic related
>>3300168Look at that majestic body. How can we mere mortals compare?No lie tho if you ever met a guy who was built like Kingpin you'd shit your pants the moment they started to move. I know I would.
>>3300162>tubbimuraThat's about on par, had to slim him somewhat for the size comparison.
>>3300173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGQYRYrXyVo
>>3300172Look at those shoulders! How much does he bench? How can vigilantes even compete?>>3300150>>3300160Full bore on superpower training, huh?> Roll 1d20+5 to force yourself to exercise> -1 for Willpower, +4 for TRUE RONIN, +2 for Shame> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] taskNext,> Roll 1d20 to train Martial Arts> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] taskThen,> Roll 1d20 to train Shadow Melding> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] taskLast:> Roll 1d20 to train Blade Generation> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
>>3300158>>3300168>>3300172Bulk rout confirmed, i would totally support it if we end up with a body type like kingpin
>>3300168why only have muscles the fat is like armor
>>3300184>tfw forgot to post pic
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>3300184>How much does he bench?Yes.SWOLO MODO
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>3300184/fit/
>>3300182i say we go the tubbimura route of the fat ninja clan
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>3300184
>>3300172>>3300186>>3300187>inb4 you get so swole you have a de facto Brute rating, independent of any superpowers
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>3300184Martial arts.>>3300191...well shit
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>3300184
>>3300191Alright. I have had it up to here with you, dice. I'm not playing your shitty game anymore RNGesus. I'm sorry everyone. I will now commit honorobu sudoku and cease in the rolling for all of eternity because FUCK.
>>3300191Bruh.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>3300184Shadow Melding
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>3300184>>3300191Well not today, dont worry we Will eventually get there
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>3300184Blades.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>3300184Blade generation
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>3300184Blade Generation.
>>3300198It Will be legendary
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>3300184Shadows.
>>3300214Oh shit nigga
>>3300214>>3300191It’s ok Anon, it’s ok.
>>3300214>>3300197Holy fucking shit
>>3300198>get hunted by supers and driven into hiding for a year or two>come out of hiding>they think an entirely new super has arrived who is so strong they bend the laws of gravity by flexingThe dream of the /fit/test.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>3300184>>3300191shadow melding
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>3300214Bless. Shadow rollin cause qm would want a third role
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>3300184Martial Arts
>>3300214>>3300223
>>3300221Discount my 19, I forgot to say which power it was fir.
>>3300223>>3300201>>3300206>>3300214It's a good thing we already have three rolls for Shadow Melding, isn't it anons?
>>3300233Indeed it is.
>>3300231If you dont specify it is just for the next thing we need to Roll for, in this case Martial arts
>>3300231If you don't specify which superpower you're rolling for, I take them down the line.
>>3300235and i am thankful for that and my wrongness
>>3300191You decided to bail on squats, push-ups, and pull-ups for super exercises. Shame, but it can't really be blamed.Now then... DISHONOR ON THE LINE OF WHOEVER ROLLS ANOTHER (1)!>>3300197>>3300199>>3300207> Roll 1d3-1 for Martial Arts progress>>3300201>>3300206>>3300214> Roll 1d3+1 for Shadow Melding progress>>3300208>>3300209>>3300211> Roll 1d2-1 for Blade Generation progress
So no Gains today, Dont Sorry guys we Will continue the quest to becoming SWOLE the next day
Rolled 1 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>3300249Martial Arts
Rolled 1 + 1 (1d3 + 1)>>3300249
Rolled 1 - 1 (1d2 - 1)>>3300249Blade Generation progress>>3300252shit I feel bad.
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>3300249Blades
>>3300252DISHONOR!
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d3 + 5)>>3300249
>>3300252>>3300256>>3300257>>3300259WHAT THE....
>>3300249>DISHONOR ON THE LINE OF WHOEVER ROLLS ANOTHER (1)!WAIT DON'T YOU JUST ASKED FOR d->>3300252>>3300256>>3300257>>3300259Fugg dude
>>3300252>>3300256>>3300259I am crying on the inside>>3300257
>>3300252>>3300256>>3300257>>3300259What is to be done my brothers?
>>3300261wrong modifier but i got a 2 i think using minus is buggy because i wrote a - and a 1 not a 5
>>3300252DISHONOR!>>3300256DISHONOR!>>3300257DISHONOR!>>3300259DISHONOR!
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>3300249dont use - or + on the dice we must have them pure
Rolled 1 (1d1)>>3300267>>3300272i got dis guys
>>3300272For Real though i Think something is wrong with the 1d3
Rolled 2 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>3300272I'll prove to you that I'm not as dishonourable as anon!
Rolled 2 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>3300276
>>3300273see the dice is buggy when we use them on this small of a dice so i present this to the court showing its not the rollers fault for it being a one its the site being buggy so we can ignore them if they used the buggy modifier
>>3300252>>3300257>>3300259It appears your gender neutral non binary trans African ancestors demand that you EARN the power which you have been given...>>3300256However, they have seen fit to reward your diligence.> Roll (1) 1d100 to see if you have a major breakthrough
Could be just, like, roll 1d20 for the power ups and go by a degrees of success system? These gay small dice are really cramping my style.
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>3300283
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>3300283
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>3300276
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>3300276Testing... Testing...
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>3300283
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>3300289
>>3300287>>3300288Futhermucker, you have been deemed... UNWORTHY.
>>3300297MORE TRAINING
>>3300289>>3300296I'm not even mad, this is clearly the will of the RNG.>>3300286If you anons would rather, we could always go back to me rolling the small dice for incremental improvements.
Rolled 8 (1d20)I demand satisfaction
>>3300297How do we work towards removing that modifier again? Willpowerm
>>3300310*willpower?
>>3300310The -1 modifier? That's a balancing mechanic to represent that superpowers are difficult to train so rapidly. You've grown almost 10 Tiers over the course of a week, that's nearly unheard of for a super.
>>3300313Ah ok.
I seriously cannot wait for you fags to actually manage a major breakthrough though, will be *interesting*
>>3300313Let me fix that,>*nearly unheard of for a super that hasn't been spree killing other supers or imbibing dangerous Tinker/Trump chems
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>3300296
>>3300313Really, ok Then i hadnt really realised How much we have grown
>>3300318>>3300331It bares mentioning that most supers are not... Driven like you are.
>>3300198Would this actually be possible
>>3300345You would have to Bloatmaxx the FUCK out of your regimen, but with absolute dedication you might be able to obtain a 1, *maybe* a 2, or at the absolute utmost, a 3. Imagine if Batman were into power-lifting, that would have to be you to acquire a de facto 3.Now, when Tinker-tech steroids and self modification via creative use of certain superpowers get involved, who knows what could happen?
>>3300358Also changer powers
>>3300364Of course, how could I be so silly as to forget something so obvious.
>>3300364would be good to have a form to act as a alternate identity
You awaken, drenched in sweat upon a bed of soggy lettuce, and you know then what you must do. Eschewing even the slightest of physical exercises, you throw yourself, mind, body, and soul into the pursuit of sharpening your already formidable superpowers to a razor’s edge. Hours upon hours of summoning, throwing, and dismissing blades, and attempting almost every martial arts move and combo known to man go by to no avail, as you fail to inflame your inner force in the slightest. The shame is almost unbearable, and when darkness falls you surround yourself with the darkness and rather than embrace it, you allow it to enter your ego, your very soul laid bare.The sensation is almost completely different from what it was when you tried to force the shadow melding. Rather than trying your best to hide within the darkness, the darkness acknowledges your presence and does its best to hide you. The distinction is subtle but cannot be understated, for so long as you stand in the shadows, even the warmth seems to leave your body, yet your flesh is not chilled, and you do not appear to be human so much as a haze of writhing black fog in the guise of a man. This new form, not quite a new form but divergent from your original self, is far less visible, its every motion makes far less noise, and if you simply attune your mind you are able to tell who, what, and how many of any unconcealed life-forms are present, along with a default echolocation technique when you speak, though it’s redundant with the night-vision your shadow summoning grants. You feel you are on the cusp of a true transformation, and in time, the hunger for power, not blood though the two often overlap within> Stranger, 3: Shadow Melding, Level Up! Stranger 5: Shadow Melding!Not as impressive a routine as you would like, but you ate healthy, lost a marginal amount weight, and discovered a new facet of one of your, if not *the* most used superpower in your arsenal so you’d say today was far from a loss.> (1/2)
>>3300379> This is the last day before Huntington, New York. How do you want to spend it?>Date: 08/27/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 338.3 pounds or 153.4 kg>Fitness: - Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach>Skills:- Persuasion: 1 [3/10]- Intimidation: 2 [15/20]- First Aid: 1 [4/10]- Dodging: 1 [7/10]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)- Parkour: [3/5]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]- Knife: 2 [5/20]- All Melee Combat: [N/A]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)- Throwing: 1 [7/10]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)- Rifle: 1 [1/10]>Attributes- Strength: 3 [3/20]>> Weight Reduction: (20)- Endurance: 3 [1/20]- Dexterity: 4 [3/40]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)- Intelligence: 2 [3/10]- Willpower: 4 [12/40]- Charisma: 3 [2/20]> Superpowers: 38 (PP)> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction> Thinker 4: Superhuman Martial Arts> Stranger 5: Shadow Melding> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation> Equipment:> Cheap Gas Mask> 2 Gas Mask Filters> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)> 11 Kitchen Knives> 2 Switchblades> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]> 7 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]> 1 Sunday Specials, [13/13]> 12 Pistol Magazines> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]> 51 Shotgun Shells> Megahurtz’s Cell-phone>Resources:> 11 days of Health Food> 8 days of Junk Food> 1 Assault Rifle, [0/5]> 3 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8]> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor>Income per month: None>Expenses: None>Assets: $423 cash> (2/2)
I'm going to take a nap, and be back in 2-3 hours or so.
>>3300380exercise(Lets become SWOLE), Superhuman Martial arts training, blade generation training and on contact weight reduction
>>3300380train shadow meld and shadow summoning even more
Honestly the rate at which we are increasing our super abilities seems a bit too much. I can understand learning to control our abilities better, figuring out better applications, and becoming more efficient. But we’ve turned into a 38 Pp monster from the 26 we started with. In less than a month. That is unheard of. Getting 3-4 points at a time into a power just from some training and meditation is just ridiculous, and if it worked that way then every hero and cape in the world would be in the 20s at a minimum, instead of the scrubs we dropped earlier.
>>3300408Obviously DIE has ludicrous levels of potential buried beneath his massive fatrolls. His mommy and daddy are clearly supers. Daddy just left because his people needed him and his massive alcoholism.
>>3300408yeah our power level feels somewhat off
>>3300408>>3300422Nah dont worry we wil probaly meet some higher level villaens soon
>>3300417>Inb4 his mom and dad were supremely powerful supers that didn’t realize the potential sitting under their NEET son’s fatrolls, and are mortified the bodycounts he’s sure to be racking up.
>>3300435>inb4 DIE seemingly being a fucking normie is the reason Daddy turned to drink because he wanted his superboy to bring into the family business Are you proud you made Daddy depressed by sitting around being a fucking faggot on the internet? I am.
>>3300408Well think of it this way, we have possibly the best skillset to not be caught by any other supers, and if the fuz does catch us then we are fucked. Plus it's been stated that in universe there's like a dozen more north Korea like states because powerful villains can exponentiate on their power easier than heroes can, what with killing other supers for PP. Thats probably also why vigilantes are targeted as often as villains, and why there are far fewer of them compared to other supers. Precisely because they are a wild card in the established geopolitical climate.
>>3300401This sounds good.
>>3300448Yeah im agrreing with this
>>3300448Agrees. Also other supers have friends, family, and other "distractions." We don't have that. We're just a vagabond committed to working our and keeping the peace.
>>3300448>>3300481looks like we have some cleaning up then
Anyone else thing it might be a good idea to lose +100 lb (or turn +100 lb into muscle) and use our lighter frame to blend into society, since no one is going to expect a big boned murderer who killed a crackhead and two minor heroes to to get ripped?
>>3300501In the process of doing that anon
>>3300401This is cool
>>3300401thisalso read up on the news about us.
>>3300545that i want to read
>>3300380If you don't mind me asking, what system do you use, Is it homebrew?
>>3300408>>3300422I have to say, I agree, the current growth rate is pretty ridiculous from a lore standpoint and from this point on, I'm going to be slowing your advancement tremendously. I'd like to apologize, I got carried away and the power creep didn't think occur to me until I slept on it and read your post.In-game, there are three reasons DIE has grown so quickly. 1.) Aside from the Superhuman Reflexes boost that kicked in when he almost murdered an old man, most of what he's done so far is changing the mindset he uses his powers with, i,e he's become far more efficient than flailing out, not much more powerful. 2.) Even if he didn't receive any immediate gain, he executed no less than three supers in hand-to-hand combat and internalized some of the inner force, manifesting sporadic improvements days later. Lastly 3.) The newer a super is, the faster their powers tend to develop, even if this should be more of a 1.5 modifier to the grind, not the "roll 1d3 to accumulate big-dick energy" we've been doing.From here on out, I'll resume what I've planning to do at the start of the quest and have a hidden threshold for the amount of training necessary to boost a power's Tier, which grows as more time passes and overall your power level increases.>>3300427New York is known as the city that never sleeps for a reason, anon.>>3300435Heh, there's a thought.>>3300448This is also true, to an extent. Not all supers are created equal and by virtue of extraordinary circumstances during their [Awakening] or strength of emotion in the midst of their [Awakening], some are inherently superior to others. You are *NOT* the most powerful super around, and in a random, thousand-super line-up, your lack of a Tier-10 power would be lucky to make the top ten, though you're certainly in the upper thirties. Furthermore, the Federal government is actively hunting you down, and they have resources your chip-shoveling, MLP-clouded mind cannot begin to comprehend. If you stayed in the old man's home another day, I would've rolled 2d6 SWAT teams and 1d3+1 supers with powers that counter the ones you've exhibited for a no-knock raid, because they traced your computer and planned to end it when they thought you'd be sedate on the weekend. Bullshit levels of Hakoge ninja warrior power or no, that is not a fight you're likely to win.
>>3300718It is indeed a homebrew.
>>3300760>Bullshit levels of Hakoge ninja warrior power or no, that is not a fight you're likely to win.>invoking the power of doubt>invoking the power of a challenge>invoking the power of karmic justiceBoi you're just begging us to murder a few swat teams and their super escorts ain't cha?
>>3300760>because they traced your computer and planned to end it when they thought you'd be sedate on the weekendPretty much what I kind of suspected. Beyond our flip phone it's one of the few things we originally came with. We really need to back up everything important on it onto it's disk drive then take than and....I think that, the RAM and Graphics card are safe? Everything else gotta destroy. Also can't use any of our online accounts. Gotta make new ones.
>>3300760wait wait wait a second......are you telling me, because their powered SWAT team was made to counter Derek's powers, they know that he's the one that's been killing the villains in this Arizona?
>>3300802Thinkers man. Not even once.
>>3300802They tracked your computer usage to Phoenix, Arizona and you vanished the night after the killings, which lends itself well to putting two and two together.>>3300813Maybe twice...
>>3300774Boiii
>>3300814Well they sure as hell know we are in New York now, I wouldn't be surprised if they have a team surveying the station we are pulling into.
>>3300774Murdering dishonorabu feds and their uncivilized supers would be a solid meme
>>3300401>>3300454>>3300543>>3300545>>3300555> Roll 1d20+5 to force yourself to exercise> -1 for Willpower, +4 for TRUE RONIN, +2 for Shame> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] taskNext,> Roll 1d20 to train Martial Arts> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] taskThen,> Roll 1d20 to train Blade Generation> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] taskLast:> Roll 1d20 to train On-Contact Weight Reduction> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] taskDon't expect immediate results.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>3300838Martial Arts
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>3300838/fit/er!
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>3300838MARTIAL PROWESS
>>3300841Perhaps you can expect *some* results.
Rolled 8, 14, 17 = 39 (3d20)>>3300841NEETJUTSU HYPE>>3300838First roll for not being a lardass, 2nd shadow thing, 3rd for on contact weight reduction.
>>3300849I meant 2nd is blade thing.
>>3300841Oh yeah boys
>>3300848I’m the anon who rolled the three consecutive 20s last thread and I’m actually worried about what I’m doing to this quest
>>3300849>>3300851Alrighty.
>>3300814This is why I keep trying to tell people to ditch all phones, and not use the internet period. Until we’ve let the heat die down, for a new and different computer that doesn’t belong to a recently killed criminal, or some kind of tinker tech to help us evade federal monitoring.
>>3300860Well obviously you need to keep rolling.
>>3300860Are you some sort of probability manipulator, siphoning the rest of our luck?
Still need one martial arts roll, two blade generation rolls, and three on-contact weight reduction rolls.
Rolled 9, 11 = 20 (2d20)>>3300890Here’s some edge rolls
Rolled 10, 2 = 12 (2d20)>>3300890
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>3300838Blades?
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>3300890I will drown the thread with my bad luck.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>3300838On-Contact Weight Reduction
>>3300902You came close to it
>>3300906Don't worry. I'll roll a few more 1's this thread if I get the chance.
exercise (13)Martial Arts (20) Blade Generation (14)On-Contact Weight Reduction (17)
Rolled 2, 2 + 1 = 5 (2d3 + 1)>>3300843>>3300849> Rolling 2d3+1 for Strength and Endurance gains
>>3300908I believe in you anon.>>3300921>>3300927Not bad, not bad at all.>>3300841> Roll 1d3-1 to improve
Rolled 3 - 1 (1d3 - 1)>>3300932I swear to fuck.....
>>3300940FUCK YEAH
>>3300940FINALLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCN-a0NsNk
> Roll 1d100 to see if you have a major breakthrough
>>3300932>>3300927Can we ditch the train short of New York? Like maybe in a less populated state with less restrictive gun laws so we could unload some of these guns.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>3300949
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>3300949
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>3300949DON'T YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO ME RNG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>3300949GOKU 100x GRAVITY GAINZ
>>3300951>>3300954
>>3300958Well at least I didn’t roll first
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>3300950You certainly can.>>3300951Gosh dammit anon. I pity the fool, so I'm going to roll a 1d4 and if that's a 4, it'll be a success, otherwise de nada.
>>3300961>Gosh dammit anon. I pity the fool,You encouraged me to fail. I bring you the agony that is my poor luck.
>>3300961Yeah. Let's jump early.
>>3300961>>3300964Fresh-faced insanity. AHHH.
>>3300966Where are you thinking? We’re at least halfway to New York, so maybe we hop off in Ohio or something.
>>3300951
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>3300968Here I'll waste a roll for you to make you feel better
The trip takes 4.4 days and you've been in transit for 3. I'm not sure exactly which state you'd be dropping off in and probably roll to determine, but all the same.
>>3300973
>>3300973Good job anon, I'm glad you support each other.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>3300971Potato county the way to go.>>3300975let's see where we land
>>3300980Where is that?
>>3300981Somewhere really good, so maybe New Hampshire?
>>3300980Fuck, where do you wanna land? Only criteria is that it has to be 2/3rd's of the way from Arizona to New York.
>>3300984hmmmmm
>>3300984New Orleans is pretty close to New York state. So is Portland. And San Andreas. Wait I'm a moron, I get what you mean now.Mexico City, Mexico
>>3300990Holy shit anon, this map is useful as fuck.
>>3300990Based on this map, Indianapolis seems reasonable. I can’t speak to the laws there tho.
>>3301000So long as where we're going has a ghetto let's go there.
>>3301000We will be able to offload our guns no problem.
>>3301020We could go to Memphis. Sell our guns to some hillbillies then go into the city to clean up the ghetto a bit.
>>3301021Now if only we can find a Tinker willing to take these off our hands.Does the train route go through Memphis?
*smugly realizes that especially in light of DIE’s slowing development, those reflexes are clutch as all hell*
Uuuuum Charleston? Maybe we can go full Appalachian training montage, then graduate to rocky mountain training montage after we defeat the Arc's main villain.
Rolled 7 (1d8)So we got Ohio, New Hampshire, New Orleans, Portland, San Andreas, Indianapolis, Memphis, and now Charleston. We need to pick one of these. or roll a dice.
>>3300993>>3301000>>3301024>>3301028I'll give you a choice of each.>>3301062Heh.>>3301120There are some *gnarly* villains in the deep-woods, anon.
>>3300073We already leveled dex to 4. It should be Dexterity: 4 [6/40]
>>3301127Whatever you guys want to do is fine by me.
>>3301127San Andreas is in California, New Orleans is nowhere near New York. We can discount those entirely since a freight train going from phoenix to upstate NY is not going to go anywhere near either of those. My vote is for Memphis. Find some good ol country boys who would love to buy some extra guns, and then into the city and clean up the ghetto a bit.
>>3301128>There are some *gnarly* villains in the deep-woods, anon.Missing nin you say? Maybe we will have our own orochimaru soon...
>>3301130https://pastebin.com/CFWjXUDt
>>3301137I support this. Get some Dirt Bikes and roll out with the boys and our fellow ol country neckbeards.
>>3301127>portland is in oregon or maine>new orleans is down south>sand andreas is the literal opposite direction of where we're headingFuck I'm sorry.
>>3301128>DIE abandons all of his worldly comforts and goes Skinwalker/Villian hunting in the backwoods, coming out a super-lethal killer of men and slayer of beasts YES YES YES
>>3301152Who knows, we may even find a tinker who wants nothing more than to build shit and be left alone innawoods and come to an agreement with him.
>>3301128So do most big pp have lots of powers, or few over 10's
>>3301206*big pp supers
>>3301206I'm guessing anyone with big dick energy is a superhero.
>>3301206DIE has the biggest pp, that’s why thots, normie girls, and even nerdy girls have avoided him. Fortunately he has his superior 2D waifu, and if he can resist the 3D women for 5 more years he will get even bigger pp due to achieving wizard powers.
Immediately after waking you throw yourself into the task of making up for lost time, doing dozens laborious, sweaty, and nearly-painful push-ups, pull-ups, and squats for most of the morning. When you finish you’re absolutely pouring with sweat and pity the person to purchase the lettuce but your routine is nowhere close to complete. You intend to become strong, not only in mind and body, but also the soul, and the superpowers you’ve been given. For several hours you summon and dismiss countless blades, struggling to manifest more than your current limit, and put your weight reduction to the test, flabby arms lifting thousand pound crates as if they weighed twenty. For someone that didn’t have your skill it would be an impressive sight, but to you it’s nothing but the baseline average you’re accustomed to.> +3 Strength [6/20]> +3 Endurance [4/20]> +2 Willpower [14/40]The lack of tangible improvement is disheartening, but you are used to failure and know that your waifu watches over you, so dejection holds no sway. Turning away from your more abstract and metaphysical abilities, you decide to actively train your martial artistry for once, summon a tangible shadow in the vague form of a punching bag, allow the inner force to takeover and swing, expecting to be rebuffed by the concrete toughness but to your surprise, shatter it with a single blow. Again you summon and again you swing, this time flipping backward and catching its top with a side-kick, bouncing the structure, and as you land you expertly throw your entire weight and momentum into a devastating palm strike, which all but disintegrates the structure. It’s obvious that you’re subconsciously wielding your superhuman reflexes and weight reduction in conjunction with the martial art, but those aren’t what you’re attempting to train.Ruffling your brow in focus, you consciously suppress each of your superpowers, save the martial skill and the shadows, then lunge blind into the darkness. Sensing your hostile intent, the shadows beneath your self-hating subconscious retaliate in kind, swinging tendrils with intent to trip your legs and shatter your spine. Active thought leaves your mind as you raise your fists and strike, dodging, weaving, and evading each blow as if it were swung by a drunken child, and each motion you make is sufficient to kill or cripple twice your number. The trance is spiritually extent, physically present, and not to be denied. A dozen minutes you stride in the maelstrom of your making, combating the unseen limbs as they attack, anticipating which shadowy strike would be most effective against you, then retaliating in kind.> (1/3)
>>3301298You know yourself and the darkness well, and for over an hour you do battle, until your knuckles are worn raw, your knees are bruised, and your elbows can barely bend yet the shadows still surround you, enveloping your physique like a maw of jagged teeth. It has the advantage, with as many as six limbs it may swing at its leisure yet cannot be struck. If this continues it is only a matter of time before your end is met, but the determination of a Hakoge ninja warrior is not to be denied, and if there is a foe, you will slay it. For the briefest of moments, you stand still, the darkness rushes rend you limb from limb, yet you shout your denial, bringing the inner force within to fill your hands and strike. Blazing with an otherworldly presence, your clenched fists fly forth with rapidity so swift as to be imperceptible to the human eye and as you land your blows, the black hisses as its very essence boils, shadows rippling, and beneath the weight of your onslaught fading, being beaten back, bit by furious bit.Eventually the shadows realize there is no victory to had without great cost, and the malice fades from the black within the rail-cart. Still shuddering with the power you’ve brought to bare, you succumb to fatigue and slump against a lettuce container. What you did earlier... was not physically possible, but bringing the essence deep inside to the light in the form of the warrior’s way feels more right than anything you’ve ever done. Only three things are evident, 1.) You’ve reached the apex of what can be achieved with skill alone, 2.) Through focus, you’ve learned to imbue your limbs with the same sort of essence from which you summon blades to hasten your speed and expound your force, and 3.) Everything up to this point has been a game, but that? *THAT* was HAKOGE POWAAAH!> Thinker: Superhuman Martial Arts: 4, Level Up! Superhuman Martial Arts: 6!> +4 Willpower, [16/40]> (2/3)
>>3301298>>3301304Almost twenty minutes go by whilst you rest then a sudden sense of paranoia grips you, so you gather everything you own and dive out of the train, smack-dab in the middle of the state of Tennessee. You’re not quite sure what just possessed you to do that, but you’re feeling a bit uneasy all the same.> Roll 1d100>Date: 08/27/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 337.8 pounds or 153.2 kg>Fitness: - Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach>Skills:- Persuasion: 1 [3/10]- Intimidation: 2 [15/20]- First Aid: 1 [4/10]- Dodging: 1 [7/10]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)- Parkour: [3/5]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (16)- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]- Knife: 2 [5/20]- All Melee Combat: [N/A]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)- Throwing: 1 [7/10]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)- Rifle: 1 [1/10]>Attributes- Strength: 3 [6/20]>> Weight Reduction: (8)- Endurance: 3 [4/20]- Dexterity: 4 [3/40]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)- Intelligence: 2 [3/10]- Willpower: 4 [16/40]- Charisma: 3 [2/20]> Superpowers: 40 (PP)> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction> Thinker 6: Superhuman Martial Arts> Stranger 5: Shadow Melding> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation> Equipment:> Cheap Gas Mask> 2 Gas Mask Filters> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)> 11 Kitchen Knives> 2 Switchblades> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]> 7 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]> 1 Sunday Specials, [13/13]> 12 Pistol Magazines> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]> 51 Shotgun Shells> Megahurtz’s Cell-phone>Resources:> 10 days of Health Food> 8 days of Junk Food> 1 Assault Rifle, [0/5]> 3 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8]> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor>Income per month: None>Expenses: None>Assets: $423 cash> (3/3)
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>3301307Plz leave the electronics in the lettuce you autist
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>3301307HENTAAAIIIIII
>>3301307Pre emotive voting to always get rid of all cell phones once we’ve gotten the info we need off of them. And to use burners if we want to text someone. I’m pretty sure last thread we voted to get rid of megahurtz phone and to get a temporary burner phone but I guess we decided to take a dead mans cell phone with us across the country.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>3301307
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>3301313>>3301326Ah, that's right. Let's just say you had the presence of mind to leave the phones buried in the bottoms of several, separate lettuce containers to throw off the Feds. The computer you threw out with a tearful farewell on the way, aside from the hard-drive, which you plan to copy.>>3301313Hmm...> Rolling 1d20 for esoteric reasons
>>3301313Why don't we save them then sell them?
>>3301341oh...well this is cool too. We needed to get rid of them anyways.
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>3301341Lucky you...
>>3301342The feds are after us man, who knows what spooking tracing technology and tinkertech they’ve got up their sleeves
Rolled 32, 37, 32 = 101 (3d100)>>3301349Huh.
>>3301353Which means we need to get some tinker tech of our own. Gotta find the redneck tech wizard out in the backwoods and start trading with him.
>>330135530 thirsty thrifty thots
>>3301355> Three Billy ClubsLmao
>>3301356Oh yeah, 100%. It’s the no step snakes who are our greatest allies now. I wonder what the cape equivalents to Ruby Rudge and OKC are...
>>3301353Ignorant redneck tech wizard who didn’t pass 8th grade and can’t read. But by god he can tinker.
Rolled 12 (1d20)> Rolling to see who needs saving...> 1-5: A random hillbilly> 6-10: Several random hillbillies> 11-15: A horribly lost and afraid city-slicker> 16-17: A meth-head that bailed with product> 18: A fellow enlightened neckbeard> 19: A relatively unknown, low-Tier super> 20: A neckbeard, that happens to be a super
>>3301381Lmao.
>>330138120 one day, one day...
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>3301386But it is not this day
>>3301400It’s ok, we can teach this hillbilly the ways of anime, vidya, Naruto, and 2D waifus.
>>3301386one of these days.>>3301404are we going to convert these hicks to the ways of the Ronin? We gonna be a band of traveling Ronins with our Waifu as our banner?
>>3301412Who IS our waifu anyways?is there a girl shit enough for the job?
>>3301426It's probably some entry level shit-tier waifu like Hatsune Miku or Sakura.
>>3301426Only 2D is pure enough for an apprentice anime wizard like DIE. 3D waifus are of no interest to us. They can tell we are not interested because the vast majority of 3D thots we encounter want nothing to do with us and actively avoid us. Because they know they aren’t good enough. Not for any other reason.
>>3301431>sakuraThat'll do,pig. That'll do.
Eager to avoid being seen, you sling the assorted bags over your shoulders and sprint into the woods. You have no idea what you’re doing or where you’re going, but you know that you desperately need to be somewhere, and so somewhere you go. Twenty minutes you run through the woods, over the hills and through the thicket, beginning to think that momentary impulse to run was a momentary tangent that might’ve cost you days, if not weeks on-foot travel for nothing when you hear a cry of alarm, angry cursing, and the familiar sound of solid wood thudding on warm flesh.“Yun’s done made a mistake comin’ down here, city boy…” A pleading, frantic cry can be heard. “I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING, JUST A FLAT TIRE AND-” *WHACK* The second voice whimpers in pain as a third interjects. “Ran over my cousin’s dog, fuckin’ around in the backroads where your faggot-ass don’t belong, then got the gall to fuckin’ ask me for a spare tire?” Whoever the two are beating starts begging for clemency, “P-please, I didn’t know it was your dog. H-here, let me get out a-” *WHACK* “YE SHUT YER BRIGGITY ASS!” *WHACK* “DON’T WANT NUNNA YER-” *WHACK* “FAGGOT” *WHACK* “FUCKIN’” *WHACK* “PAPER BILLS! That dog was fuckin’ everythin’ to me, last piece of my grandaddy I have, n’ ye jus’ kill him? Ye jus’ think yer gonna PAY ME-” *WHACK* “To leave offa yer faggot-as?”“I-I’m warning you, my cousin’s a lawyer. When he hears of this, he’ll-” *WHACK* “Don’t give a rat’s ass ‘bout yer cousin or much shitcha got in yer wallet faggot. Hear that? ‘at’s the sound of me not givin’ a fuck.” *WHACK* “I d-don’t wanna die…” *WHACK* “SHOULDN’T’VE RAN OVER THE DAMN DOG!” The original speaker continues. “Yun’s gon’ die here city boy, n’ yer body ain’t never gon’ be found. JETHRO.” The third voice replies. “Yes sir?” “Get the poker n’ some kindlin’, I got half a mind to make it hurt.” Their victim begins wailing, “LET ME GO, PLEASE, LET ME GO! SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, HELP!”*WHACK* “Shut yer mouth.” You think you’ve heard enough, and you peer out into the clearing the noise is coming from. Two large men in overalls, one in his sixties, the other in his early twenties, are busy beating a scrawny man in a dirty but well-made suit within an inch of his life with makeshift clubs, while a third in hunter’s camouflage is heading to a run-down trailer with murder in his eyes. The situation is going to get much worse before it gets better, one way or another if you don’t intervene.> (1/2)
>>3301489> What do you want to do?>Date: 08/27/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 337.8 pounds or 153.2 kg>Fitness: - Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach>Skills:- Persuasion: 1 [3/10]- Intimidation: 2 [15/20]- First Aid: 1 [4/10]- Dodging: 1 [7/10]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)- Parkour: [3/5]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (16)- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]- Knife: 2 [5/20]- All Melee Combat: [N/A]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)- Throwing: 1 [7/10]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)- Rifle: 1 [1/10]>Attributes- Strength: 3 [6/20]>> Weight Reduction: (8)- Endurance: 3 [4/20]- Dexterity: 4 [3/40]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)- Intelligence: 2 [3/10]- Willpower: 4 [16/40]- Charisma: 3 [2/20]> Superpowers: 40 (PP)> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction> Thinker 6: Superhuman Martial Arts> Stranger 5: Shadow Melding> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation> Equipment:> Cheap Gas Mask> 2 Gas Mask Filters> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)> 11 Kitchen Knives> 2 Switchblades> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]> 7 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]> 1 Sunday Specials, [13/13]> 12 Pistol Magazines> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]> 51 Shotgun Shells>Resources:> 10 days of Health Food> 8 days of Junk Food> 1 Assault Rifle, [0/5]> 3 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8]> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor>Income per month: None>Expenses: None>Assets: $423 cash> (2/2)
>>3301493I know they ain’t gonna take us seriously, but give them a chance to stop with the attempted murder and fuck off. If they refuse, so be it...
>>3301493Grab the guy and run. Don't hurt the rednecks tho:they're well within their rights to do as they did.
>>3301503Legally? No. Beating a man to death for killing a pet is not okay.Morally? You bet your fucking ass it is.
>>3301493>That dog was fuckin’ everythin’ to me, last piece of my grandaddy I have, n’ ye jus’ kill him? Ye jus’ think yer gonna PAY ME-” *WHACK* “To leave offa yer faggot-as?”My feels goes out to the guy who lost his pet dog. Fucker was probably distracted with his phone and didn't have the sense to drive carefully.We need to convince these strapping gents that killing this guy isn't going to bring back his good boy. Killing this man will only leave them bitter.
>>3301489>Hail gaijin. I see that thou art rightfully punishing this foul merchant who smoted thou’st most noble of puppers. But do pray tell, mine fellow country folk, what would’st happen to thine family farm if his city slicker lawyer brother were to find out? I believe’st thine best course of action to be to let this vile knave live, upon the condition that he pay for a funeral and headstone for the most noble of slain puppers. For all men must know of the noble visage and pride of thou family doge. Forsooth, good gentlemens, stay your hand and let this fool live. It would not do for thou to invite federal intrusion upon thineselves for righteously punishing this city catamite. And you, young catamite, you should do thou utmosteth to findeth a suitable doge for the bereaved family, honor the memory of the puppy you most foully murdered, and agree to refrain from reporting this to thy city constabulary and legal barristers. Otherwise, these good yeomen will have’st no choice but to exact vengeance for the murder of slain doge. What sayeth you, catamite? And thou, yeomen farmers?Basically trying to talk the hillbilly’s out of beating this guy to death, and convincing this guy to not press charges or go to the police. And to have a funeral for the innocent puppy.
>>3301507They don't need a new doge, but based none the less
>>3301507If anyone asks this is probably dereks idea of what a smart lawyer or diplomat sounds like.
>>3301507Holy Pupperoni This. All my this. bonus point's to this anon.Ask for the name of their dog.
>>3301507support
>>3301517Goes without saying.>>3301507>>3301516>>3301522>>3301527How do you intend to approach the scene?
>>3301534Come in shrouding face in shadow and physically remove the idiot puppy killer from harms way. Then try and talk it out. If the hillbilly’s don’t agree to the compromise, remove the puppy killer from the premises. If the puppy killer refuses to compromise, I say leave him.
>>3301507We should act as the priest for the burial.>>3301534Cautiously and diplomatically, but ready to throw a switchblade at a nonvital part of their body should they be hostile.
>>3301544Absolutely. Allow Saint Pikachu and Saint Vegeta to commend the puppers soul to heaven. Where the pupper can train with Goku and Kami to his hearts content.
>>3301542>>3301544>>3301552I have a niggling suspicion this is either going to be very violent or very awkward. I'll give you another ten minutes to decide on the method of approach.
>>3301542Dunno if the hillbillies would be more willing or convinced if we take the guy in the suit away. In fact they'd probably react violently, though if we are going to display our powers then they'll probably back down? I really down't want to go showing our powers around.
>>3301568True. I guess we just try and talk everyone down instead of physically removing suit guy.
>>3301561Obviously we should come in as the spectral arbiter of justice and with our cracking voice commanding words demand they hand over the dog-slayer for his to face his fate.Big black ghost man wat do?
>>3301561Approach them without showing our powers. But we are definitely wearing our fedora and Kane mask. Kane because chances are the rednecks watch WWE and will see us as a fellow wrasslin aficionado. And the fedora so everyone knows how smart we are and how respectable a gentleman we are.
>>3301578I forgot we had those masks.
>>3301579You have two, one for Rey Mysterio, and one for Kane.>>3301568>>3301571>>3301572>>3301578>>3301579I take it you want to approach, and attempt to assuage their hostilities with the fedora and Kane mask. This may prove difficult to resolve diplomatically, but, stranger things have happened.> Roll 1d20-3 to [Persuade] the belligerent hillbillies to leave off of the city slicker> -2 for Charisma, -4 for Circumstances, +1 for [Persuade] skill, +2 for Element of Surprise> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task
Rolled 4 - 3 (1d20 - 3)>>3301595Curse
>>3301600Truly my ability to roll poorly is the stuff of legend.
>>3301600Ouch, but not quite unexpected.Do you want to attempt to [Intimidate] them into leaving off of the city slicker, or do you want to simply [Dodge] their attacks, grab the city slicker, and run off with them?
>>3301604>IntimidatePlay into our strengths
>>3301604Let them get the dog murderer. A true hero recognizes justice, not the corrupt laws of corrupt gaijin.
Hmm, I wonder if cape wrestling is a thing. Probably.
>>3301604>intimidate
>>3301614You know there is some crazy high-flying action wrestling in Japan and Mexico. Sadly in the States it has devolved into simple bloodsports.
>>3301607Well, I don’t know if it’s legal, but I’d be pissed off if someone killed my dog and then tried to bribe me.
>>3301620Probably.>>3301606>>3301615Do you want to display your powers as you [Intimidate] or simply draw a gun?
>>3301624Powers, make some shadow tendrils and use Them to tip our fedora/trilby
>>3301624Just draw a gun. We don’t want to tip them off.
>>3301624I'd rather not. Next thing you know they'll tell the Sheriff, and the sheriff will tell the local cops and that'll snowball down then we'll need to leave.
>>3301624We should also throw shade at the dog murdering punk while letting the victims of the puppy slaughterer know that they can’t kill him.
Ten minute vote:> [Intimidate] with powers> [Intimidate] with firearm> Grab city-slicker then flee> Leave him to his painful fate
>>3301639>Leave him to his fate
>>3301639>otherStealth knock out the two guys, run away with the city-slicker, but knock him out too because dammit it he WILL pay for the dog's funeral.Lastly knock out the guy in camo and tie up all three hillbillies + city-slicker for a talking.
>>3301639>Leave him to his fateJustice for Doge
>>3301639> Grab city-slicker then flee
>>3301644I would support this but letting the city slicker know we have powers is just too much of a liability. Same with the hillbillies.
>>3301648This
>>3301655Ok. What if we knock all three of them out, then knock out the last guy?
>>3301658>>3301656>>3301648You samefags support dogmurdering? The shame.
>>3301639> [Intimidate] with firearm
>>3301639>[Intimidate] with firearm>>3301640>>3301647>>3301663>it's okay to murder someone if they accidentally killed your dogDog people are literally retarded.
I've got an overabundance of work to do tomorrow, so I'm going to call it a night and give you anons time to come to a decision.
>>3301665It’s not murder. It’s justice.
>>3301665>Dog people are literally retardedThisAlso I'm not samefagging. I posted for the first time because of the craziness I sawPeople are torturing a guy to death and the dog is just an excuse for them to satisfy their sadism
>>3301668Torturing a man to death for a mistake is justice now? Guess I didn't get the memo.
>>3301667>[Intimidate] with firearm
>>3301639>Grab city-slicker then flee
>>3301664Changing to this. Too many people are voting to grab the guy and run, which will mean we have to reveal our powers. That’s something we can’t afford to do since we are actively being hunted down by the federal government and super heroes.
>>3301639> Grab city-slicker then flee, but knock him out first
>>3301639Please, for the love of god anons, can we not do anything that will bring the feds down on us. We're stuck in the middle of rural appalachia - this is an opportunity to lay low while the heat dies down. Subtlety is the name of the game right now.
>>3301639> [Intimidate] with firearmChanging to this. Too many people want to let the dog killer get off without punishment, but I have to support the most popular option that doesn’t involve revealing our fucking powers to everyone we meet.
>>3301757Then vote for the option to intimidate with guns, because otherwise people are going to have us reveal our powers to an idiot stupid enough to wander through hillbilly territory, and stupid enough to kill their dog from driving and texting or some dumb shit.
>>3301760We killed a drug addict and two supers without having any powers what makes you think we can't knock them out and run without them
>>3301639> [Intimidate] with firearmChanging vote
>>3301753>>3301754>>3301757>>3301742>>3301738>>3301724>>3301717What do we think is the best way to end this fight with minimal risk of word getting to law enforcement?I'm concerned that just trying to intimidate these fuckers with a gun will result in them trying to call our bluff and then us having to defend ourselves with our powers - at least to the extent of pulling off some magical martial arts bullshit that anyone would know our flabby body couldn't do naturally. Worst thing is that if we wander in like that and try to intimidate them then they have a pretty distinctive description to give the cops - even without our face we cut a pretty unique figure.Three options spring to mind>Manifest 4 heavy shadowtendrils and smack everyone involved upside the head. By the time they come to we'll have dashed in, snatched up the unconcious dogmurderer and dropped him off somewhere he can wake up safely.Hillbillies are unlikely to go to the police and if the cityslicker does then all he has know reason to think a super intervened, for all he knows the hillibillies must've knocked him out in the beating and then chickened out on killing him.>Manifest darkness around everyone, sprint in, knock them out manually. Maybe don't even bother with knocking out the hillbillies - just roar something about how they shouldn't have threatened to kill us but we'll let them keep their lives if they run know.If we're fast enough knocking out the cityman then he's in the same position as above - he was being beaten and then it all went dark. We're exposing our powers to the hillbillies a little more but I still think they're unlikely to go to the cops. And if they do then they'll be giving the victims appearance as misinformation anyway. >Manifest subtle darkness around ourselves and then scare the perps with a hail of gunfire from the shadows. Order them to let the man run for his life. Keep them pinned down until he's safe.If we do the shadow manifestation right then they have no reason to think a super was involved - it was just a man with a gun who thought they were going too far.Also - wait until Jethro is back with the tools - want them all close together when we pull whatever move we decide on.
>>3301766The dog killer is an idiot who would probably immediately run to the cops then his attorney brother. If we voted to simply not intervene, then we wouldn’t have to worry about revealing our powers. We don’t have to save every single idiot we come across. We saved grandma because she was a sweet old lady getting attacked by 6 guys. Sure, we are a Haloge or whatever, but does that mean we have to intervene in every single thing we come across? DIE is smarter than that. But anons aren’t apparently. We’re gonna end up in super villain prison or dead very very quickly if anons keep voting to help every single retard who kills a dog that they meet.
>>3301771That's why I suggest knocking him out first or intimidating gunfire from a distance. If he goes to the police them all he can say is ''some hillbillies beat me unconcsious'' or ''some hillbillies were beating me and then some guy with a rifle pinned them down and I ran away''. In neither case does it seem like any superpower was involved and, depending on how rural we are/how friendly these guys are with the local sheriff, not much is likely to come from any law enforcement investigation. Certainly nothing that would implicate us or tie it to a series of butcherings half the nation away..
>>3301775well we already tried to pusade them to not kill him so they have already seen us
>>3301771DIE is actually kind of an autist and his intelligence is under avrage
>>3301639> [Intimidate] with firearmalso this, we can use our powers if they try to shoot us, also we need to wait until that other guy gets back with the tools
also what do you guy think about New York, should we stay there or should we keep up the vagabond vigilante life style?
Don't go to new york. It's the one of the largest if not largest city in the US. We would be a small fish in a very big sea there. Up until this point we have mainly gotten by by being obscure and one of the most powerful capes at wherever we are at that point. We go to new york we will be giving up all our advantages.
>>3301860That's why I want to go there.
>>3301864We would get overwhelmed to pieces by the number of capes in that city. That's not even mentioning the avenger level hero teams that would be based in such a large US city. Best to stick to small to medium sized city's and build up our power.
>>3301860>>3301869EHh i dunno i feel like we Will have a better chance at hiding in new an other town and with there being so many capes i feel like we hopefully Can hide
>>3301939also if we ever get in a fight with a superhero in the city, he/she wil hopefully hold back because of fear of collaeral damage
>>3301983Eeeeeh it really depends.
>>3301986well yeah some might not care about colateral, but they are imployed by the goverment, so i dont think that most of them wont care
but anyway, do we all agree that kingpin form is best form.Like can you just imagine their faces when they face what they thought was a fat out of shape(but still super) autist, and what they instead find is that we have gained a brute rating just beacuse we are so goddamm strong
>>3302045The current form we have right now amuses me to no end. The mental image is absolutely hilarious. I will be a bit sad to see it go but if we must then kingpin mode is the best option
>>3302067yea and even then kingpin looks really fat,and it isnt until you actually figh him that you realise that all that fat is actually muscle
Some speculation on power groupings Kinesis-Weight reduction-gravity redirectDarkness(one parent)-blend-makeFighting -blade creation-reflexes-yesSoul-blade-blend
>>3301664>>3301665>>3301724>>3301760>>3301765>>3301765>>3301841> Roll 1d20+2 to [Intimidate] the hillbillies into leaving off of the city slicker> -2 for Charisma, -4 for Circumstances, +2 for Kane Mask, +2 for [Intimidation] skill, +4 for Firearm> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] roll
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>3302394Yee yee
>>3302399Baka
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>3302401Time to save our ass
>>3302399... I'm not surprised.
>>3302399Lol
>>3302409>Derek lets out an extremely large dorito shart
>>3302409Looks like we need to kill everyone to hide our shame.
>>3302450>inb4 hillbillies have to make a Willpower check to remain standing
>>3302464With guns naturally, then we dip while the dude is freaking out. Because we do have the feds chasing us.
>>3302491
>>3302450Well, let’s be honest, Derek’s body and intestinal flora are probably still not used to eating vegetables and meat that isn’t loaded with inorganic phosphates. His body literally isn’t used to eating healthy food. It’s not unrealistic for him to get the liquid shits at the worst possible time.
>>3302499I hope we packed extra pants
>>3301507>>3301600>>3302399You can’t risk revealing your superpowered status to these hillfolk, but at the same time, no matter how much their tragic tale twangs your heartstrings, you can’t stand by as they beat a man to death for an unintentional mistake. One of the two prepares to break his club over the normie’s skull, but stops in his tracks as you emerge from the shadows and shout “HAIL GAIJIN!” Each of the three, beaten normie included stare in shock at the obese neckbeard fierce ninja warrior clad in the mask of Kane. Realizing you have the upper hand, you raise your palms to signify peace as you continue. “I see that thou art rightfully punishing this foul merchant who smoted thou’st most noble of puppers.” Both pause, furrowing their brows while you continue, heedless of their reactions. “But do pray tell, mine fellow country folk, what would’st happen to thine family farm if his city slicker lawyer brother were to find out?” They turn from the normie and the looks on their faces are incredulous. “I believe’st thine best course of action to be to let this vile knave live, upon the condition that he pay for a funeral and headstone for the most noble of slain puppers. For all men must know of the noble vis-”> +1 Persuasion [4/10]> +1 Charisma [3/20]The older interrupts. “Who the fuck are you?” Improvising, you say, “A k-kindly stranger trying to resolve a difficult situation. A-As I was saying-” His teeth bare in aggression while he snarls. “Don’t know where the fuck yer from, but ‘round here we don’t give FUNERALS to dogs! Bow-wow’s already buried, n’ we’s gonna bury the piece of shit tha’ killed him!” This is beginning to get out of hand, so you stammer out “Forsooth, good gentlemens, stay your hand and let this fool live. It would not do for thou to invite federal intrusion upon thineselves for righteously punish-” You’ve somehow inflamed his rage, and your words fall on deaf ears. “FEDERAL INTRUSION? THA’ SOME KINDA THREAT, FAT-ASS!?!”“D-don’t be hasty my good sirs, and I-I will refrain from reporting this to thy city constabulary and legal barristers, you see-” Both of the hillfolk are visibly angered and approach with violent intent. You notice the normie’s extremities are bound, and you raise your hands while they grow near. “REPORTIN’ THIS SHIT? COME ONTO MY PROPERTY, INTERFERE WIT’ MY DUE COURSE, THEN THREATEN TO REPORT THA’ SHIT?” The younger one, whose dog was killed seems especially furious. “THESE CITY FAGGOTS KEEP TRYIN’ TO PUSH US ‘ROUND IN THE WHITE HOUSE, THEN THEY COME DOWN HERE, KILL MY DOG, N’ TRY TO THREATEN US WHAT TO DO?!?” The old man butts in, “I’M TIRED OF IT, CLINT! LE’S BREAK THIS FAT-FUCK’S SKULL LIKE AN EGG!”> (1/2)
>>3302399Well i Can see we are OFF with a good start
>>3302532Clint’s growl of assent proves they mean business, and you realize your efforts at reasonable diplomacy were in vain from the start. You will not be intimidated by any gaijin, and reply with a shaky stern voice. ‘If you gaijin won’t accept words of reason, perhaps you will heed cold steel!” Reaching into your trench-coat, you grab one of the pistols and quick-draw it, intent on getting the pair to back down but as you pull the weapon, its trigger snags on your comfortably plump calloused hand, and misfires! *BANG* You attempt to correct your mistake, only to shoot again, barely missing the first one’s forehead! They panic and scatter as Jethro exits the trailer, sees a stranger in a WWE mask firing a pistol at his father and great uncle, then drops the tools and runs back inside.“HOLY HELL HE’S GOTTA GUN! HE’S GOTTA GUN!” The younger man panics, bolting into the woods but the older man has a firm grasp of the situation, sprinting to the trailer. “CRAZY BASTARD TRYNA SHOOT US, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE CLINT, IT AIN’T WORTH IT!” On one hand, you’ve wasted two rounds of ammunition and jeopardized the lives of several peasants with your criminal negligence, but on the other, you’ve successfully scared them away from the beleaguered normie, who weeps in mortal terror.> This merits a change of plans. What do you do?>Date: 08/27/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 337.8 pounds or 153.2 kg>Fitness: - Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach>Skills:- Persuasion: 1 [4/10]- Intimidation: 2 [15/20]- First Aid: 1 [4/10]- Dodging: 1 [7/10]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)- Parkour: [3/5]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (16)- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]- Knife: 2 [5/20]- All Melee Combat: [N/A]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)- Throwing: 1 [7/10]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)- Rifle: 1 [1/10]>Attributes- Strength: 3 [6/20]>> Weight Reduction: (8)- Endurance: 3 [4/20]- Dexterity: 4 [3/40]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)- Intelligence: 2 [3/10]- Willpower: 4 [16/40]- Charisma: 3 [3/20]> Superpowers: 40 (PP)> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction> Thinker 6: Superhuman Martial Arts> Stranger 5: Shadow Melding> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation> Equipment:> Cheap Gas Mask> 2 Gas Mask Filters> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)> 11 Kitchen Knives> 2 Switchblades> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]> 7 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]> 1 Sunday Specials, [11/13]> 12 Pistol Magazines> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]> 51 Shotgun Shells>Resources:> 10 days of Health Food> 8 days of Junk Food> 1 Assault Rifle, [0/5]> 3 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8]> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor>Income per month: None>Expenses: None>Assets: $423 cash> (2/2)
>>3302539>Knock out the dog smiter, and get him a safe distance away
>>3302539Shout “Run away normi” then proceed to runaway ourself
>>3302543This I guess, kek.>>3302544He's pretty fucked up, no guarantee he can run.
>>3302539>Ask the dog-smiter where his car is, if he answers knock him out and take him there>if not go with >>3302543
>>3302543Do we even know How to knock someone out and not give Them Brian damage or kill Them.
>>3302555Derek is the best Hakoge ever, of course he knows the ninja art of kidnapping
>>3302558Lets hope he does
>>3302555How about we just give the guy a gun and a magazine and let him save himself?
>>3302603How about we just kill him? He killed a dog.
>>3302606By accident you mongoloid
>>3302611So if we accidentally kill the idiot no big deal
>>3302614Well yeah, if there were ever a good test subject he’s here
>>3302622Would patch things up with the rednecks as well
>>3302614>>3302622>>3302626Of course we dont fucking kill him, we take him to his car, or a relativly safe spot and then we are OFF to NYC
>>3302634Support
>>3302634No fuck NYC. We need to lay low and let the heat die down a bit. NYC is probably crawling with cape teams who can take us down.
>>3302634Why do people want to go to NYC? It's one of the few cities that will have capes above our level.
>>3302634>Going to the largest population center in America as a wanted cape
>>3302634>>3302645>>3302649>>3302658Well ok then Lets go to another city
>>3302634>>3302637OK so I support the car thing.
>>3302634Nnnnooooooooo that's not a good idea.
>>3302658let just grav redux and walk on water to europe
>>3302660How about no. We lay low and train in the woods by fighting bears and shit. After a couple of weeks, or our food runs out, we go back to the city and sell off our loot and bear pelts.
>>3302679you have my interest. Let's take a cape bear! We will name him Bearnhert!
>>3302679>Davy Crockett NEET Cape EditionBy all means, yes
Rolled 17, 20, 17 + 4 = 58 (3d20 + 4)>>3302555>>3302558Of course you think so!>>3302543>>3302547>>3302548> Roll 1d20-1 to get the normie to talk> -2 for Charisma, -4 for Blunt Trauma, +1 for [Persuasion], +4 for Circumstances> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] taskThen,> Roll 1d20+19 to escape into the wilderness> +8 for Superhuman Reflexes, +6 for Shadow Summoning, +5 for Shadow Melding> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task> Rolling 3d20+4 to pursue you into the woods> +2 for Tracking, +2 for Familiarity with the Land> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task
Rolled 4, 15, 12 = 31 (3d20)>>3302705Normie talk, escape, tracking in that order
>>3302705>two 17's, one 20That's some scary levels of competence right there.
Rolled 18 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>3302705Fucking hillbillies and normies REEEEEE
>>3302716I've already rolled 3d20+4 for their Tracking.
>>3302721fuck it can we just kill them?
Rolled 2 + 19 (1d20 + 19)>>3302705
Rolled 4 (1d30)>>3302723You certainly could. Either way, I'm going to need you to> Roll 1d20+25 to [Dodge] a bullet> +8 for Superhuman Reflexes, +6 for Superhuman Martial Arts, +6 for Shadow Summoning, +5 for Shadow Melding> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task
>>3302723These guys just had their dog killed by a stranger, then get shot at by another stranger wearing the visage of their favorite wrestler. I’m not sure they deserve to be killed.
Rolled 6 + 25 (1d20 + 25)>>3302733
Rolled 15 + 25 (1d20 + 25)>>3302733Swooce
>>3302735>favorite wrestlerNot quite...
I'm going to go get some lunch, and be back when I'm back.
>>3302735They've got their retibution (hurting the guy), that's all they'll get.
>>3302747OOOOHH YEEAAHHHI knew I liked these ignorant pig-fuckers.
>>3302716>>3302718>>3302738This has gone too far, too fast and if you’re smart, you’ll cut your losses and run, Waving the pistol like a lunatic and resisting the urge to do a double flip, you sprint over to the hysterical normie and smack him in the face as hard as your non-powered hand can swing. To your shock, this actually works and he snaps out of it, then begins to hyperventilate at the sight of the Kane mask. “Wh-who the fuck are you?” Taking on what you think is a menacing tone, you reply, dead-serious. “The man who’s going to get you back to your mommy, safe and sound.” Your words must have touched him, because he is at a loss for words. “Now tell me normie, where is your car?”“O-okay, okay… It’s on the dirt road about two and a half miles away. I-I crashed about an hour before sunset, and they’ve been beating me ever since!” You pause in contemplation, sunset was nearly four hours ago, then nod. “Do you think you can show me where?” The normie stutters, “O-of course!” Hmm… “You’re clearly not in any position to walk... Methinks I’ll have to carry you.” The normie stops. “W-wait, what?” Before he can react, you’ve slung him over your shoulders and fled into the woods as fast as your legs can carry you.He begins to scream so you muffle his mouth, and to keep him from panicking or seeing your powers, knock him in the side of the head with a nearby rock. Then the body goes limp and you can flee into the woods without any issues.> +1 Charisma [4/40]> +1 Intelligence [4/10]> +1 Persuasion [5/10]> +1 First-Aid [5/10]You vanish into the trees, shrouding yourself in shadow as you sprint to the dirt road the normie referred to. Two and a half miles would’ve been unthinkable half a month ago, but with your superpowers and meh-tier elite training, it is next to nothing. Only ten minutes are needed to find the winding dirt trail, and only ten more to locate the car, a bloodstained, dented white hatchback with the left side half-buried in a ditch. You will be extremely lucky if the only thing it requires is a wheel, the- “THERE HE IS!” Oh no, you spin around to see an ATV ridden by three hillfolk race out of the woods and stop on the dirt path. The vehicle is almost the length of a football field away, and one of them stands, shoulders a bolt-action rifle, and cracks a shot at your head.If you didn’t have superpowers that might’ve dealt an immediately fatal inconveniencing wound, but your heightened reactions see it coming a mile away. "Swooce." Stumbling to the side of the wreck, you skillfully dodge the bullet while making it appear to be an accident, and you can hear Clint berating the shooter. “HOW THE HELL'DYA MISS HIM?!? FUCKER’S BARELY A HUNDRED YARDS OUT!” > +1 Dodging [8/10]> +1 Dexterity [4/40]> (1/2}
>>3302994The would-be sniper replies, shouting on his own, and you realize it was Jethro. “I DON’T KNOW PA, HE JUS-” The old man interjects, silencing both. “SHUT YER FUCKIN’ WHORE MOUTHS, IF I GOTTA GET CLOSER, I’LL GET CLOSER!” The ATV begins to approach, and you see that Clint is wielding some sort of assault rifle, and the old man isn’t visibly armed but intuition says there may be a pistol in his bib pocket. You have perhaps half a minute before they're in fish-in-a-barrel shooting range.> This is extremely unfortunate. What do you want to do?>Date: 08/27/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 337.8 pounds or 153.2 kg>Fitness: - Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach>Skills:- Persuasion: 1 [5/10]- Intimidation: 2 [15/20]- First Aid: 1 [4/10]- Dodging: 1 [8/10]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)- Parkour: [3/5]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (16)- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]- Knife: 2 [5/20]- All Melee Combat: [N/A]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)- Throwing: 1 [7/10]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)- Rifle: 1 [1/10]>Attributes- Strength: 3 [6/20]>> Weight Reduction: (8)- Endurance: 3 [4/20]- Dexterity: 4 [4/40]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)- Intelligence: 2 [4/10]- Willpower: 4 [16/40]- Charisma: 3 [4/20]> Superpowers: 40 (PP)> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction> Thinker 6: Superhuman Martial Arts> Stranger 5: Shadow Melding> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation> Equipment:> Cheap Gas Mask> 2 Gas Mask Filters> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)> 11 Kitchen Knives> 2 Switchblades> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]> 7 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]> 1 Sunday Specials, [11/13]> 12 Pistol Magazines> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]> 51 Shotgun Shells>Resources:> 10 days of Health Food> 8 days of Junk Food> 1 Assault Rifle, [0/5]> 3 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8]> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor>Income per month: None>Expenses: None>Assets: $423 cash> (2/2)
>>3302997Have them crash into a wall made of shadow
>>3303006Disregard, go into the trees and throw knives
>>3302997Throws knives at their groin, those plebs don't deserve to spread their disguisting offpsring!
>>3302997Shoot them.
>>3302997>Take cover behind a big rock or tree, when they get close enough, we leap out and do a 1080 flip and kick them in the nuts. Afterwards, we puke on their face from excitement>>3303042We literally just started shooting at them and threatening them earlier. We’re trying to avoid leaving a trail of bodies.
>>3303070>no trail>puke on emNice meme.
>>3303057>Shoot them in the armsActually, shooting them all in the arm or shoulder so they can’t use their weapons is a good idea. Then we could knock them out and put our first aid skills to use. We need locals alive who can help us find bears for our bear style ninjitsu training.
>>3303090+1I want Derek to have a squad of bears he has captured and practices Kung fu and leave maga with every day.
>>3303107Krav Maga not leave maga
I'll give you another ten minutes to decide what to do, while I post a semi-related Roulette image from /tg/.
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>3303191Wizard powers go
>>3303212Hey, not bad.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>3303191Watch this shitty power
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>3303191
>>3303191>>3303232Wait I'm retarded. This is for one of those shitty inferior boards that lacks rolling abilities and instead uses gets.Oh I guess I get a fuckton of stuff then.
>>3303237Then what does>>3303222 get?
>>3303254He got trips. He can pick any four from the board.Also a 30 year old virgin. Wizard.
>>3303260>inb4 he's the guy we meet on a 20
>>3303222>tfw ascended trips>>3303191I choose,> Mind Reader> Hypnotist> Vampire> PhilosopherI think that's a decent enough spread with plenty of symmetry.
>>3303270I'm not that egotistical, anon.
>>3303276>says the guy self-inserting his MCDohohohohI'm kidding you're obviously Slim Cricket
>>3303090Support in this.
>>3303280Oho?Sheeeit.>>3303090>>3303107>>3303281If no-one has a suggestion in five minutes, we'll be going with this.
>>3303301U got dunked on by a 400 lb neet lul
>>3303305In the words of froggy fresh- can someone please tell me what an undertale is?
>>3303305Not just any NEET, an honorary Hakoge ninja warrior!>>3303090>>3303107>>3303281This is going to be tricky. Do you want to throw (kitchen) knives or use your pistol?
>>3303317Our power knives?
>>3303317>Pistol
>>3303320Uh we call them "mystical superior nipponese steel blades of the hakoge" here you dirty gaijin
What the fuck is going on, and I wonder, if we left the normie alone to get bludgeoned to death, would he had a chance to trigger and gain some powers?
>>3303326Jokes on you, I'm a hapawhich is even worse!
Rolled 814 (1d1000)>>3303331> DC: 1,000I don't know, let's find out.
Rolled 709 (1d1000)>>3303336Pls, let me show you true power
>>3303336Sadly, no, but it would have been *the shit* if I had actually managed a 1,000.>>3303320>>3303320That's always an option, but I assumed you were trying to keep at least most of your powers hidden.
Rolled 863 (1d1000)>>3303337Lmao, witness and weep.
Rolled 602 (1d1000)>>3303340
Rolled 195 (1d1000)>>3303336roll a 1?
Rolled 20 (1d1000)>>3303339Check my tier 1 precog powers
>>3303349You'd be further below the threshold for mental retardation, anon.>>3303353>nat 20Astounding.In all seriousness, here's a five minute flash vote, and this time I do mean five minutes.> Sunday Special> Kitchen Knives> Mystical Kunai
>>3303336big money big money big money FOR CHOAS!!!
Rolled 591 (1d1000)>>3303357> Kitchen KnivesFucking throw these a plenty at them. At least enough fr us to wound but not kill. That way we'll get an opportunity to apply first aid.forgot the roll.
>>3303357Kitchen knives
Rolled 15, 19, 18 + 2 = 54 (3d20 + 2)>>3303362> Kitchen Knives [Locked]> Roll 3d20+14 to neutralize the hillbillies> +8 for Superhuman Reflexes, +6 for Superhuman Martial Arts> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task> Rolling 1d20+2 to shoot this fatass tresspasser> -4 for Drive-By, +2 for Dexterity, +4 for [Rifle] skill> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task
Rolled 13 + 14 (1d20 + 14)>>3303374Fucking Hillbilly Special Forces I’ll tell ya
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>3303374God damn these rednecks mean business. They need to stop rolling so high.
Rolled 19, 19, 14 + 14 = 66 (3d20 + 14)>>3303374Wrong dice, qm?
>>3303358>failed to roll>AND saved the thumbnailFuck me is this what a nat 1 looks like in anon form?
>>3303380>>3303381I'm going to need another 2d20 out of you anons.>>3303385No, I need you to roll once for each hillbilly. Also, NICE.
Rolled 4, 18 = 22 (2d20)>>3303393Ah, ok
Rolled 10, 18 = 28 (2d20)>>3303393
Rolled 5, 19, 17 + 14 = 55 (3d20 + 14)>>3303374
Rolled 9 + 2 (1d12 + 2)I'm going to need anons to:> Roll 1d20+25 to [Dodge] a bullet> +8 for Superhuman Reflexes, +6 for Superhuman Martial Arts, +6 for Shadow Summoning, +5 for Shadow Melding> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] taskThree times.> Rolling 1d12+2 for the first bullet.
Rolled 9, 12 + 2 = 23 (2d30 + 2)> Rolling 2d30+2 for the next bullets
Rolled 9 + 25 (1d20 + 25)>>3303410
Rolled 6 + 25 (1d20 + 25)>>3303410NEO
Rolled 6 + 25 (1d20 + 25)>>3303410Nat 1
>>3303419I wanted a natty ye vapid cunt. Next time I ask ya fer one ya give it aight? Fuckin dice
>>3303432Last time i wanted one of those, we were fighting slim.
>>3303432please don't tempt RNGesus
>>3303440>He didn’t want to rip Slim Cricket’s brain out with our autist rageWhat a neeerrrrdddd
>>3303432A natty one is why we’re in this situation. Instead of a shootout with the rednecks, we could be preaching the gospel of Naruto and why 2D waifus are better.
>>3303385>>3303381>>3303397>>3303398For one, this is some pretty fine knife work, and for two,>>3303415>>3303416>>3303419This is some legitimate bullshit. If anon asks, the RNG should deliver.No, but seriously though.> Roll 3d20 to treat the knife wounds you've made> -3 for Intelligence, +2 for Careful Wounds, +1 for First Aid Skill> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task
Rolled 17, 18, 16 = 51 (3d20)>>3303475
Rolled 6, 3, 20 = 29 (3d20)>>3303440Slim was a treasure. And he genuinely appreciated anime. A true hero. Too bad he's fucking DEAD.>>3303442It is my destiny to bring low rolls. I'll slap the dice gods if I have to.>>3303471It's just adding flavor to the story of the fall of DIE and his spiral into villainy.>>3303475Bleeding status inflicted.
>>3303477Heyyy, not bad.>>3303480>dat 20Really not bad.
>>330348217, 18, 20Not bad. What about a little first aid for the normie? The guy got beaten pretty bad.
>>3303480>a twenty>in my set of rollsAnon will remember this.
>>3303486I'll have you roll as soon as I get another 3d20.
>>3303494>>3303475>> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] taskWhat did he mean by this?
Rolled 14, 15, 3 = 32 (3d20)>>3303494
>>3303494you said best of two.> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task
>>3303501NEVERMIND, I'm retarded.
>>3303505STILL retarded.
It's fortunate for you that the normie isn't bleeding and these aren't imminently fatal.> Roll 1d20-5 to attempt to treat the hillbilly's victim's wounds> -3 for Intelligence, -3 for Brutal Wounds, +1 for First Aid skill> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task
Rolled 14 - 5 (1d20 - 5)>>3303537
Rolled 18 - 5 (1d20 - 5)>>3303537
>>3303541A NINE YOU SAY?
>>3303542>>3303541Unfortunate
>>3303541At least you didn't somehow make things worse, as hilarious as that would've been.
>>3303546He'll livehe'll suffer but he'll live
>>3303552On the upside, he was unconscious for the crude sewing technique.
>>3303552An acceptable outcome. He lives, but his punishment for killing the doggo remains. And the hillbillies live, and don’t go to jail. An acceptable outcome for all parties, attained only through the power of NEET autism and Derek’s fedora.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>3303557Rolling for internal bleeding to kill him anyway
>>3303581See the problem is you should ask for the opposite of what you want.
>>3303589I'm just charging my negative energy, that's all. The karmic shift will kick in when I need it to.
>>3303556Thats nice
what happend to qm, he go to sleep?
>>3303925For his sake, certainly.>>3304161No, I got busy fucking around with a water leak. Writing the update at the moment.
>>3301766>I'm concerned that just trying to intimidate these fuckers with a gun will result in them trying to call our bluff and then us having to defend ourselves with our powers - at least to the extent of pulling off some magical martial arts bullshit that anyone would know our flabby body couldn't do naturally. >Worst thing is that if we wander in like that and try to intimidate them then they have a pretty distinctive description to give the cops - even without our face we cut a pretty unique figure.>>3302532>you emerge from the shadows and shout “HAIL GAIJIN!”>“I’M TIRED OF IT, CLINT! LE’S BREAK THIS FAT-FUCK’S SKULL LIKE AN EGG!”>>3303410>>3303374>neutralize the hillbillies ... Superhuman Reflexes ... Superhuman Martial Arts>I'm going to need anons to ... [Dodge] a bullet ... Superhuman Reflexes ... Superhuman Martial Arts ... Shadow Summoning ... Shadow MeldingFucking called it. We wander in like a retard. Fail to intimidate anyone and end up having to whip out 4 of our 7 powers to get out of there. We manage to ensure that both the hillbillies and the victim are full witnesses to our autism. Already the worst possible outcome but then we manage to fuck up even further by throwing knives to defend ourself thus providing connection to both the autistic sperg in Miami and the piles of knifed normies in Phoenix.Oh and these knives we're throwing are no doubt covered in our fingerprints.
>>3304219To be fair, you've been wearing finger-less gloves this entire time.
>>3304219REEEEeeeeeeeeeee
>>3303385>>3303398>>3303415>>3303477While it would all but guarantee their rapid defeat, openly wielding your superpowers is asking for rumors to spread, and you aren’t confident enough with your pistol to avoid killing these silly baka gaijin. It seems you’re going to go for a more hands-on approach but as you slide the pistol into its holster, your wrist brushes the handle of a kitchen knife and you realize that you never had any reason to worry. The ATV races at almost twenty miles an hour, they’ll be on you in seconds and they think they’ve caught you in their tracks, but little do they know, they challenge a true Hakoge ninja warrior!Tossing the unconscious normie into the ditch, you stand in the center of the dirt path and draw your blades. Each of the trio is undeterred by the display and races ahead, with murderous intent to make you move, one way or another. It all happens in an instant, and if it weren’t for your superpowers you would’ve been dead in that moment. Clint clicks the safety on his assault rifle, technically illegally diligently modified to fire full-auto, and a spray of bullets flies to ventilate your flesh. Jethro shoulders his bolt-action, grits his teeth, lines the iron sight to your center mass and pulls the trigger. As the ATV nears your suspicions are proven correct when the old man reaches into his front pocket, whips out a tiny revolver that would vanish in your flab muscle of your hand, and fires in one smooth motion.Heedless of exposure when your life’s on the line, you move in a blur, effortlessly ducking the dozen-odd rounds that whistle over your head, barrel rolling to the side of the trail the split-second the rifle’s trigger is pulled, and evading the revolver’s shot with an imperceptible shift of the darkness around you. Then the four-wheeler races past and you know it is your time to act. Leaping into the road, you flick both of your hands, and from each a pair of blades fly to bury themselves in the vehicle’s tires, slicing them apart with ease. His vehicle’s stability jeopardized, the old man attempts to break but finds no way to slow the momentum, so he dives out of the accident in motion. Clint falls to one side and scrambles to stand as Jethro simply hops off, and shoulders his rifle again.> (1/3)
Rolled 19, 18 = 37 (2d20)>>3304224Oh. Helpful.Rolling to see if we left prints on the broken knives used in the Slim Cricket incident.
>>3304237He doesn’t get a third shot when the projectile cutlery slices his hand open and deflects from his rib-cage, causing him to drop the weapon and curse. Two seconds later, a devastating mercifully pulled punch knocks him from his feet and to the ground, unconscious. The hillbilly with the assault rifle shouts in spite, attempts to shoot but thanks to the application of a shadow tendril behind the trigger finds the rifle is jammed, then throws it to the side and pulls out a knife. He never stood a chance, and as you wipe the thankfully non-lethal gore from the near-comatose would-be killer, you spin to see the old man rushing in a belligerent rage.The spine-snapping roundhouse is dodged without issue, then the second, and the third, too. His stamina is still running strong, but you don’t want to drag this fight out longer than it has to be so on his next charge, a shadow snags his ankle and sends him crashing to the ground. He’ll deludedly think he tripped on a branch, but the kitchen knife slashing his overall’s holster apart and the sneaker-clad foot kicking him into a dreamless sleep are all too real. The entire exchange took all of twenty seconds, and the moment you’ve verified each of them is unconscious, you whip out the sewing kit Martha lent you ”Jus’ in case there’s an emergency, hun.” and get to work.Sewing the lacerations shut isn’t that difficult at all, and none of the three have any seriously broken bones. You caused a few deep gashes here and there but you manage to stitch the torn skin together so easily, you don’t even waste any more thread than the bare minimum! Honestly, you think you’ve done extremely well for an amateur, especially well in the old man’s case because one of his ankles was horribly beet-red, swollen, and lumpy to begin with, but after stabbing it once or twice and squeezing out the juice, whatever it was went down severely, which is good, because that looked painful as shit. He should really be visiting a professional hospital to get that looked at, but you can’t do anything else to help and it isn’t your problem, so you don’t worry about it.> +3 Throwing [10/10], Level Up! Throwing: 2 [0/20]> +5 Dodging [12/10], Level Up! Dodging: 2 [2/20]> +4 First Aid [8/10]> +8 Dexterity [11/40]> +3 Intelligence [7/10]When that’s done and they’re all taken care of, you stack the bodies on-top of one another in the ditch across from where the normie’s car crashed and pat yourself on the back for a job well done. Before you begin to help the unfortunate, a thought occurs to you.> Should you steal their wallets, their weapons, and the keys to the only slightly damaged ATV, or should you leave them as they were, because beating them so handily is an honorable punishment enough?> (2/3)
>>3304239they already know who we are, so its a little bit to late for that, though we can start wearing some so they wont connect us to our future killings
>>3304237>>3304240Once you’ve decided what to do with their things, you rush over to the normie and do your utmost to mend his wounds. Almost immediately, you realize the extent of the damage is quite unsettling, this normie is beyond even your hospitality. No, he requires the expertise of a master of medical ninjutsu, and there is no telling where the closest one is. You figure the best thing you can do is prepare him for a professional and so you do, popping dislocated shoulders you think back into place, splashing rubbing alcohol into severe cuts, stitching them close, then slapping makeshift bandages, and at several points, briefly meditating over his broken body and wishing you had a candle.When you’re done he doesn’t look much better than when you began, but he does look a bit better, which means that the effort you made was worth it. Now that you’ve resolved the situation with the hillbillies, what do you intend to do with the normie? You can’t ethically just leave him here, and you’re at least 99% sure his car isn’t going anywhere without a spare tire. If you carry him, you’ll have to find a legitimate hospital but you’re lost in the middle of the Appalachian Mountains, which means, to adopt some of the hillfolk slang, if you want to find him some medical care, you’ll have to put in some elbow grease. Gah, being an honorable ninja warrior is more difficult than you thought.> What is your master keikaku? Translator’s note: Keikaku means plan> (3/4)
>>3304237>>3304240>>3304242>Date: 08/27/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 337.8 pounds or 153.2 kg>Fitness: - Two glancing pellet-scars in the stomach>Skills:- Persuasion: 1 [5/10]- Intimidation: 2 [15/20]- First Aid: 1 [8/10]- Dodging: 2 [2/20]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)- Parkour: [3/5]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (16)- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]- Knife: 2 [5/20]- All Melee Combat: [N/A]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)- Throwing: 2 [0/20]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (12)- Rifle: 1 [1/10]>Attributes- Strength: 3 [6/20]>> Weight Reduction: (8)- Endurance: 3 [4/20]- Dexterity: 4 [3/40]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)- Intelligence: 2 [4/10]- Willpower: 4 [16/40]- Charisma: 3 [4/20]> Superpowers: 40 (PP)> Mover 8/7: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction> Thinker 6: Superhuman Martial Arts> Stranger 5: Shadow Melding> Shaker 6: Shadow Summoning> Striker 3/Blaster 3: Blade Generation> Equipment:> Cheap Gas Mask> 2 Gas Mask Filters> WWE Wrestler Mask(s)> 11 Kitchen Knives> 2 Switchblades> 1 Uzi SMG [0/20]> 3 SMG Magazines, [3 Empty]> 2 [LAZ0R] Rifles, [20/20][20/20]> 6 [LAZ0R] Rifle Discs> 1 Assault Rifle, [30/30]> 7 Assault Rifle Magazines, [1 Empty]> 1 Sunday Specials, [11/13]> 12 Pistol Magazines> 1 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8]> 51 Shotgun Shells>Resources:> 10 days of Health Food> 8 days of Junk Food> 1 Assault Rifle, [0/5]> 3 Sawn-Off Shotguns [8/8][8/8][8/8]> 2 Sunday Specials, [12/13][13/13]> 1 Suit of Small Exoskeletal Power Armor>Income per month: None>Expenses: None>Assets: $423 cash> (4/4)
>>3304243is there phone signal?
>>3304243do we know how to drive?
>>3304239>19, 18The cheeto dust was too thick for the police to get a proper print, but with the mountains of evidence and interviews from neighbors, they managed to piece together your identity easily enough.>>3304241Indeed you can.>>3304244It's the middle of bumfuck, Appalachia. There is none whatsoever, or if there is, it requires a local data plan or an extremely high vantage point.Also,>>3304239>>3304241>breaking the flow of the updateREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3304248You have a driver's permit and in theory, you can. In practice, you have a complete lack of [Driving] skill and will have to rely on your superpowers to avoid the risk of an accident.
>>3304240Only take their ammo, leave the rest>>3304242Take the normie with you and begind running towards the railway, when we find it, we follow it towards the nearest city and leave him(stealthy) on the train station after making sure that he will be found in time, after that we try to find an attic like last time and plan on what we are going to do
>>3304242Just because one tire is flattened, doesn't mean the car doesn't function. We will completly destroy the tire and damage the wheel but we can still drive the car. I don't think the normie will mind it that much seeing that we did it to save his life. Take the car and drive him hopefully to a populated town where we can dump him in a clinic or something.
>>3304257Oh wait I like this suggestion better Let's go with that
>>3304257That plan look good idea.
>>3304243>Toss normie in car, drive him out to any populated area. Let them take care of him. Then return to the hillbillies and begin questioning them about bears and hunting bears. Also show off some of our arsenal, minus the lazor rifles so they know we mean business. Also recover any kitchen knives we may have thrown during the fighting.
>>3304279I like this plan because it involves fighting bears bear handed. Eventually.
>>3304279>>3304301Why do we need to get info from backwards hillbillies? We could go to a small town, find a survival/hunting shop, buy books on surviving in the wild, hunting/foraging, field medicine, etcThen go deep into the woods and power train for like 3 months till we get all of our base stats to 7 or somethingI'm really tired for rolling to train for every day, we should have a bigger time skip to achieve the result we want, that way we won't be wasting (real life) time doing menial grinding
>>3304311You aren’t going to learn how to track from a book. Bushcraft is something you learn by doing it, and being shown.
>>3304315I'd rather learn from somebody else than psychopathic sadists Also, I don't agree with youWe learned first aid from internet We can sure as hell can learn survival too
>>3304311>I'm really tired for rolling to train for every day, we should have a bigger time skip to achieve the result we want, that way we won't be wasting (real life) time doing menial grindingYou can have a time-skip as soon as you've found somewhere stable and wish to do so, but going from obese blob to bargain bin Kingpin takes time.>>3304315>>3304320I figure it's similar to [Firearms] skill, it's possible to reach a basic to proficient level on studying alone, but a tutor or field experience is necessary for genuine expertise. For bushcraft, this boils down to camping which is easy enough to accomplish.
>>3304320Paychopathic sadists who had just got shot at by some crazy guy who wandered onto their property demanding they let the dog murderer go unpunished. Remember that Derek fired first. The dog was murdered first. I’m not saying their response was proportional, but they wouldn’t have done anything if nobody decided to murder their puppy.
>>3304321Well, I thinking getting camping gear, stocking up on food, getting books would be a good solid start to get a stable place for training After a while we could start hunting and scavenging to get more food (we can even hunt bears!) Books are also great to improve our intelligenceWillpower will increase slowly all the time while we do our hermit self improvement program.
>>3304332Yes we should try to live a hermit so that we can focus on self-improvement.The books that is good to have is book about survival and meditation.Getting hunting gears like bows and tools for crafting.
>>3304329To be fair, he didn't actively decide to do anything.Only two days, and already 600 posts. That's crazy.
>>3304332We got a sleeping bag. Derek could build a survival shelter himself without resorting to spending money. Find a flat rock, sharpen, use as an axe. Chop handle. Hole in handle, rock in hole, like a Celtic axe. Doesn’t even need sinew or fiber to hold it in place. Then use that to chop some small trees, gather leaves, and build a small survival shelter.
>>3304242>Toss normie in car, drive him out to any populated area. Let them take care of him. Then return to the hillbillies and begin questioning them about bears and hunting bears. Also show off some of our arsenal, minus the lazor rifles so they know we mean business. Also recover any kitchen knives we may have thrown during the fighting.Also I’m not sure Derek is smart enough to pull off a Primitve Technology style kind of shelter. Even the easy ones where he makes a waterproof hut in a single afternoon using leaves and tree bark and shit.
>Fucking negroids tried to save a dog killerYou guys deserve to get gassed.
>>3304362calmdown dude it was an accident(I think)
>>3304391Death to all.
>>3304362Majority voted for it. I didn’t agree, but we can’t exactly undo it.
>>3304242Use our weightlessness powers to clim on top of the tallest nearby tree to get a vantage point, then direct ourselves to the nearest town that would have an hospital
>>3304242>wishing you had a candle.We have a Zippo lighter from when we were lighting molotovs
>>3304336HEY UBER NEETHAVE YOU READ SHADOW QUESTTHERE'S A SHITTON OF GOOD IDEAS THERE FOR SHADOW-RELATED POWERS AND SHEEEEIT
>>3304240Don't steal there things, it would be dishonourabru
>>3304632wow WOW DUDE
so what you think about having us be able to eat shadows possibly making us stronger?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br6aZNxLUl4
>>3304638>>3304632Man, Shadow Quest was such a wild ride start to finish.
>>3304647i hope we learn how to use shadow meld and generation to use like a hammer space for our body
>>3304664Not sure how that would work. Using ALL shadows anywhere as a portal into hammerspace?
>>3304671thinking more our personal shadow or the stuff we generate
>>3304342Hey, I'm all for retreating into woods and becoming a hermit but that is a bit too extreme. Nothing wrong with spending money to get supplies Also, with our blade generation, do we even need axes and such?
>>3304679With our super kung-fu, do we need blades?
>>3304682nah and we can summon any blade
i am really looking towards when we can shadow meld with a big mass of shadow and become the horror of villains everywhere
>>3304690I can't wait for us to reinforce our kung fu with shadow-knife energy
>>3304329The psychopathic hillbilly sadists (and yes, that's what they are) did not listen to Derek's attempt to calm things down and threatened to beat the shit out of him. >Remember that Derek fired firstIn response to being threatened.>The dog was murdered firstAre you actually delusional enough to think the city guy intentionally killed the dog? Because that's what murder means. >I’m not saying their response was proportionalAnd that's all that needs to be said. They were acting out of line, and we didn't do anything wrong.
>>3304887Shhh. He just getting into character.Even if that character is ignorant and autistic. Just like best boi MC.
>>3304887I agree. But don't try to reason with dog crazy people.
>>3304898I feel kinda bad for saying that the guy deserved to be beat up. It might have set the tone for all the extremists.
did qm fall asleep?
>>3304956I mean, he has to at some point. Especially given the way he ran the first thread.
>>3304956He exercised hard enough to conk out.Again
>>3304970I will prepare the funeral pyre.
Rolled 32 (1d60)Rolling for number of anons who show up
Rolled 27 (1d30)Rolling for how long it takes for the fire to rage out of control in minutes
Rolled 368 (1d1000)Rolling for cost of property damages in millions
Rolled 1 (1d240)Rolling for time it takes emergency services to respond in minutes
Rolled 17 - 20 (1d32 - 20)Rolling for casualties of anonsmodifier for INCREDIBLY quick response timeThanks, fire department
Rolled 83 (1d100)Rolling for public opinion of the event
>>3305184Now that's what I call fast service.>>3305190saved 3 additional lives. nice.
>>3305193All in all it seems like it was a bangin' time and people are grudgingly accepting of the steep price.>>3305194Truly they are miracle workers. Saving the lives of three anons that weren't even there that day.
Man, a person could be making mad buck as an assassin with this power set. But, it's in the hands of a delusional man child. Amazing. So we're a Ronin till we settle down to create our village and become a true Hokage, yes?
>>3304887They would have if someone didn’t immediately roll a fucking 1 on the persuasion attempt. And then a 1 on the intimidation roll. And remember we voted to pull out a gun to intimidate them, and threatened them with the Feds. They were completely justified in being hostile when a close family member is killed, and then another stranger shows up threatening them with the feds and pulling out a gun. It’s like you didn’t even read any of the shot that lead up to this.
>>3305272We’re ronin until we get caught by the feds or killed by a villain man, DIE is already in too deep.
>>3304887Lmao quit being such a whiny faggot. If you read the updates, and how the votes and dice rolls played out, this was the only outcome. We voted to do some retard autist speech, then get a 1 on the persuasion attempt. Then we rolled a 1 after voting to pull out a gun and force them to let go of the puppy murderer. Calm your tits bitch, and learn to read.
>>3305293We were in too deep from the moment we killed the Crickets and the Crackhead in the park.
>>3305303>the Crickets and the CrackheadWhy does this sound like some bizarro disney movie?
>>3305318If you combine the powers of the cricket and the crackhead you get Rickety Cricket from IASIP.
I'm sure we'll find allies one day. I'm still waiting for us to fight a female. "I should have seen through your ruse. You aren't a lady, you're a Thot!"
>>3305355IF SHE BREATHES
>>3305355It’d be a great chance to sperg out about 2D waifus and how they are superior.
>>3304362I would but the chamber is full of dog corpses and there's no room for me.
>>3305287Yes, I know the rolls fucked things up. We pulled a gun to intimidate them to stop them from committing a literal fucking murder. They were justified in being hostile after their dog was killed, they were not justified in torturing and killing someone. I read the update perfectly, I'm just not an emotional, reactionary retard.>>3305300...What? I legitimately don't understand this post, so I'll go through it.>quit being such a whiny faggotI'm not being whiny, at least not any more so than anyone else in this "discussion.">If you read the updates, and how the votes and dice rolls played out, this was the only outcomeMeaningless statement. Yes, with how the votes and dice went this was the only possible result. If the votes or dice had gone differently something different would've happened.>We voted to do some retard autist speech, then get a 1 on the persuasion attemptYes, unfortunate.>Then we rolled a 1 after voting to pull out a gun and force them to let go of the puppy murdererYes, we tried to stop them from committing a murder.>Calm your tits bitch, and learn to readI am calm, and I did read. What was the point of this post?
>>3305416They were completely justified. The law and justice are not always on the same page. Stopping a dangerous, careless, entitled dog murderer from being able to do so again is a justified and heroic action. Justice and the legal system are often at odds. Which was cancelled out by their chasing of Derek. It’s not an emotional, or reactionary view. It’s a just and righteous thing to stop dog murderers from going around and killing people’s family members.
>>3305416Plus remember that Derek is a crazy vigilante weeb not constrained by the same societal morals everyone else is. You have to take that into context when voting.
>>3305439>murdererFirstly, it would be manslaughter because he was being negligent. Secondly, manslaughter only applies to people. Therefore he would be a dog killer not a dog murderer.
>>3305439He didn't mean to kill the dog though. They were justified to punch him in the face(albeit VERY HARD) but there's a point where they should have stopped and they clearly passed it. He got his comuppance and more, to much to be justified.
>>3305439>torture and summary execution is a just punishment for accidentally killing an animal
>>3304632>>3304647>>3304664>>3304671Woah, that's some insanity right there. Shadow Summoning and Shadow Melding are definitely some versatile superpowers, and there are several ways you can choose to develop each as time goes on.>>3304641Give it time and a few more tiers.>>3304682>doubting the honorable path of the bladeREEEEEEEEEEEE But in all seriousness, Superhuman Martial Arts and Blade Generation have as much synergy as Shadow Summoning and Shadow Melding, they feed into one another, and eventually, you may figure out a way to combine the two.>>3304956I am a mere mortal, anon.>>3305130I appreciate the effort.>>3305184>1 minuteThat is some serious dedication right there. They must've been on stand-by.>>3305180>368 million dollars in damage after only 1 minute of fireDear God.>>3304257>>3304260>>3304277> Roll 1d20+15 to find a town with a functioning train station in short order> +8 for Superhuman Reflexes, +7 for Gravity Redirection , +4 for On-Contact Weight Reduction, -4 for Hopelessly Lost> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task> Rolling 2d8 for the number of Assault Rifle magazines scavenged I'm assuming you didn't grab the bullets you don't have a weapon for.
Rolled 1 + 15 (1d20 + 15)>>3305652
>>3305652>Dear God.The conflagration was biblical. The explosion catastrophic.
Rolled 9 + 15 (1d20 + 15)>>3305652dice pls>>3305658YES! Agony.
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>3305661Yet there were less than zero casualties. Amazing.>>3305658Good God anons, must you always force me to roll for mishaps?
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>3305671Hey, much better than average. Let's see if this is actually beneficial...
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>3305676Eh. Not quite...> Rolling 1d20> 1-2: Hostile super> 3-6: Cautious hillbillies> 7-10: Hostile "farmers"> 11-14: Hostile 'shiners> 15-16: Hostile police> 17-18: Cautious police> 19: Cautious super> 20: Ye fabled super neckbeard
