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You are Alabaster Soliloquy, NTR'r of megalomaniacs and bake-off runner-up.

PREVIOUSLY:
-You let Rose and Dr. Carte in on the fact that David Darkbloom is semi-alive inside Cerise's ocular implant. Cerise herself also found out.
-You tried to socialize Vivian by taking her to a grocery store, which led to some very antisocial fun.
-Dr. Carte thought she had an idea that could help get rid of Darkbloom for good.
-You told Vivian that you think Camelia may be alive, and she took the news with aplomb.
-You baited Ms. Catachresis, the woman you remember as your mother, into inviting you back to her home. All you had to do: criticize her baking.
-You had a cooking contest with her, and got crushed -- but somehow, losing felt good too.
-Ms. Catachresis didn't recognize you, until an unexpected slip of the tongue seemed to trip a switch in her brain. Unfortunately, she still didn't take the revelation very well.
-Vivian confirmed that the girl posing as Rose2's sister really is Camelia; and Camelia, confronting you about the flash drive you stole from her bedroom, didn't deny it.
-In a flashback, we learned that Mara Darkbloom recovered David's body after his death. And that Vivian became the latest test subject for Darkbloom's implants.

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Episode 1 ("New Game!!!"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3207742

Episode 2 ("L.A. Blue Girl"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3227871

Episode 3 ("Food Wars! Shokugeki no Mama, Part 1): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3248193

Episode 4 ("Food Wars! Shokugeki no Mama, Part 2): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3268859

Season 1 Index: https://pastebin.com/u/DirtyCeriseFaggot
Season 2 Index: https://pastebin.com/iDiki7kt
Twitter: https://twitter.com/CeriseSoliloquy
Fan Wiki: https://fquest.miraheze.org
Smut Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/u/CeriseSoliloquy (content not allowed on /qst/ will go here)

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AND NOW, EPISODE 5 OF FUCK QUEST:
The Princess of Tennis
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>>3291491
I can't believe it's actually time again.
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>>3291491
First for Fuck Quest having more episodes than Haruhi.
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>>3291491
Renee is best!
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>>3291491
nth for Renee a best
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Fuck Quest on the front page!
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December 26, 2011

Pebbles crunch beneath thick off-road tires. The car swerves off the barely-there dirt road and its hi-beams illuminate the woman standing there already. The driver kills his engine and calls: "Hello to Ms. Bail Breaker. Are you ready?"

Renee nods. Gustav steps from the vehicle and Renee hands off the little corrugated metal box. Gustav adds the implant alongside the tapes that Renee has already put there. By walking out of Darkbloom Enterprises with this device, he has made himself persona non grata to David Darkbloom and a host of other, very powerful, and very cruel people, who are probably on the hunt for him already.

Renee pulls her windbreaker up to cover her neck against the numbing winter wind. Keeping the collar clutched with whitening knuckles, she mutters to herself, irons this location into memory: "42 10 42.1 -- 119 42 12.0. 42 10 42.1 -- 119 42 12.0. 42 10 42.1 -- 119 42 12.0. "

Gustav digs, the headlights casting him in dark shadow. Renee continues to mutter the numbers, over and over, until they become a mantra devoid of any syntactic meaning.

Soon Gustav is patting the gravelly earth with the back of his shovel. He swipes his foot back and forth several times as well, to further conceal that there was ever a hole here.

They stand side by side and stare at the nondescript patch of desert together, in front of the big Joshua tree, silent.

Gustav finally says: "I have chartered an aircraft. There is room for another passenger."

"Where are you going?"

"A place far away. I will tell you on the ride there, if you come."

She considers it, and then: "I can't."

"Not for David's sake, I hope. He has resolved to throw you under the bus, as it were. In fact I dare to say he will throw you beneath the entire depot."

"I kn--"

"There is nothing left, Renee. We made a good attempt. We did good work. But David has gone mad, and Mara has gone madder. There is no use handing world-changing technology to madmen."

"I have to stay," Renee says, eyes downcast.

"You will go to prison."

"I'm protecting someone."

Gustav nods. "So it is true, at last."

"Her name is Whitney."

"We could always find her. I have committed many felonies tonight. What is kidnapping in addition?"

"I could never do that. She's been through enough. I won't make her go on the run with a woman who's a stranger to her."

Gustav pats her back. "You are a wonderful woman, Renee. I so sorely regret my part in this sadness that has befallen you."

"I suppose this is goodbye, then?"

"For now." He gets into his car. "Farewell and good luck to you -- your daughter also. I hope to meet you both in good health and high spirits one day."

He drives away. Renee stays there by the burial site, hands in pockets, considering the lifeboat she just turned away. It was worth it -- for her. Everything for her. And Vivian too. She gets into her own car now. The first day of her trial is tomorrow.

Season 3 OP (A): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncjy-f_wafs
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>>3291501
OOOOHHHH BOY
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So...

How much of a disappointment is Whitney to her mother?
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>>3291501
Damn, man.
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>>3291511
Glorious
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>>3291511
DUDE
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>>3291501
How does nobody notice the constant amount of 4s, 2s, and 1s in this universe?
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>>3291511
Aaaa fucking hell, OP.

>It starts off identically to another episode in S1
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>>3291511
Oh shit
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>>3291511
Well this is a good start to the thread
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>11:19 PM

"Who invented the telegraph?"

"Samuel Morse. Duh. It's called Morse code for a reason."

"What state was US President Gerald Ford from?"

"Nebraska... Omaha, specifically. Do you have any hard questions for me or do you just assume I'm too stupid for them."

"Don't get mouthy with me, young man." Dr. Carte wiggles a bit in your lap to get more comfy, cracks the trivia almanac again, and continues. "Lowering global temperatures by up to 1.2 degress Celsius, what year was the Krakatoa eruption?"

"1883. You're leaking cum on my thigh."

"And whose fault is that?" She boops your nose with a slender index finger.

"Yours. It's your fault. You're the one who wanted to sit in my lap."

She tosses the almanac aside. "Fine. Maybe I'll just take my lap-sits and give them to someone who'll be more appreciative."

"Yeah right. Who else can you find who'd be half as good a partner as me for bar trivia?"

She frowns. "You are such an arrogant prick."

You draw her in a semicircle so she's facing you. You lean forward and rub your nose against hers: an Eskimo kiss. Obviously surprised, her cheeks flush deeply and her eyes bug out.

"You're one to talk, huh?" You say. "You're so competitive that you even compete to have the best pussy."

"W-well--!" She sputters. "That's obvious! My pussy is the best!"

"I'm sure you've got a spreadsheet tracking average time-to-orgasm so you can prove it."

"No I don't!" She insists, so quickly, and with such vehemence, that you actually begin to suspect your joke might have hit on the truth.

"Well you're making a mess in my lap, so maybe we can take this conversation to the shower."

She smiles.
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>>3291544
>answering trivia questions post sex
>eskimo kisses

YES

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
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>>3291511
>Still no Eskimo kisses
Gay
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>>3291544
Reminder that Renee has always been one of the best girls. Always.
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>>3291552
Pff.
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>>3291544
...

Ignore >>3291552. I suck cocks
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>>3291554
renee is trash and so are you
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>>3291512
Why would Renee be disappointed at giving birth to the smartest girl in the UNIVERSE
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>11:47 PM

The bathroom is practically a sauna; your shower has dragged on and on. You long ago finished soaping each other off -- and then fucked again -- and cleaned each other again. Now, strange sight: you sit facing one another on the steamy floor of the shower and let the stream wash over you as Dr. Carte lazily lobs trivia questions at you from her own memory.

"Third man on the moon?"

"Pete Conrad."

"SI base units of the Poise?"

"Uhh... let me think." You do some quick dimensional analysis in your brain. "Kilogram per meter-second."

"Too slow. Way too slow. You're going to lose the game for us if you're that slow on Thursday."

"Jesus," you say. "First of all, it's gotta be close to midnight. Second of all, I just ejaculated twice. Third of all--"

She pounds a wet fist against a wet palm. "No excuses!"

"Fine. Now it's your turn. Who directed the Tom Hanks comedy film Big?"

She interlaces her hands behind her head, shrugging and grinning smugly. "Penny Marshall. My youthful beauty must have made you forget that I was a kid when that movie came out. I'll forgive you, of course. But you're asking about a seminal part of my childhood here. Can't you come up with anything more difficult?"

You shift forward, trying to prod at what you assume will be a weak point: "Who holds the record for most points scored in a single NBA game?"

"Wilt Chamberlain. That's way too easy, Alabaster. Not all of us are mentally deficient when it comes to sports."

You shove her, and she shoves you back, and it devolves into a playful little tussle beneath the flowing water, with you somehow ending up atop her, as she gasps for breath between her fits of laughter, and you force a series of Eskimo kisses upon her that she weakly tries to fend off.

>12:49 AM

Sitting in towels on Dr. Carte's couch with her, you feel a little sorry for how humbly she lives. Her place is spartan and small. She could live with you and Whitney -- Whitney has offered, many times -- but Dr. Carte doesn't want to be a bother.

She's finally beginning to get a little sleepy herself, although frustratingly, you still haven't found a question that will stump her. She's right: as a duo, you'll knock 'em dead at trivia night.

Drooping against your shoulder, and beginning to slowly doze, she mutters: "shall we... call it a night?"

[ ] Stay here.
[ ] Go home to Whitney.
[ ] Go home to Rose.
[ ] Go home to Cerise.
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>>3291544

>"That's obvious! My pussy is the best!"

It's weird that she claims to be good at trivia and yet is objectively wrong about this well-known fact.
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>>3291569
oi, she's not my favorite but that's just plain rude.
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>>3291554
Based

>>3291569
Gay
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>>3291569
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>>3291577
>[x] Stay here.
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>>3291577
>Go home to Cerise.
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>>3291577
[x] Stay here.
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>>3291577
[X] Go home to rose(2)
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>>3291577

>[x] Go home to Cerise.

I feel like we still haven't been supportive enough about the dad-in-sister-in-law situation.
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>>3291577
>[x] Stay here.
You could refuse such an offer?

Besides those 3 got enough screen time last season
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>>3291577
>[x] Stay here.

Fuuuuuck. This was a hard choice.
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>>3291577
>[x] Stay here.
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>>3291577
>[x] go home to whitney
we need more whitney time
and the actress studying her
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>>3291577
I love this too much
>[x] Stay here.
Knowing us, the trouble will come here anyway. No need to chase it.
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>>3291577
>[x] Stay here.
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>>3291582
>Alex
>Pussy
Should we tell him anons?
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>[x] Stay here
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>[x] Stay here

Please wait warmly!
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>>3291577
>[x] Go home to Cerise.

Also, I'm a sucker for quest soundtracks and I found one that has a similar theme for this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nI1RIA-Y1Q
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>>3291625
Oh my fucking god.
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>>3291625
Absolutely based
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>>3291617
boypussy
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>>3291617
alex obviously has a pussy
alabaster isn't gay
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>>3291625
The reverse warm wait. Truly an advanced technique.
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>>3291625
Fuck yeah
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>>3291577
>[ ] Go home to Whitney.
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So what are your degenerate activities tonight, /fq/-tachi?
Catching up on the newest Kaguya-sama and Index over here. Probably some Legend of Grimrock after.
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>>3291656
>alabaster isn't gay
Facts
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>>3291737
https://exhentai.org/g/985020/761510d3d4/
This got an anime three weeks ago apparently, and the second one is getting animated on the first of march. I gave it a watch and it was pretty fun.
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>>3291737
busting ass in Soulcalibur and losing seed to marui maru doujins
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>>3291511
>Not only is it Renee Lewds, but it's also a callback to Inetrlewd 3.

MUH.
Fockin.
DICK.
https://pastebin.com/0efGE2MG
>>3291625
>Please wait warmly!

OP, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
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>>3291737
>Kaguya-sama
That show was much better than I expected it would be.

The main dynamic also reminds me a lot of Rose and Alabaster's. The girl's seemingly perfect keikaku's that the mc can only get out of with his quick thinking sounds exactly like something Rose would do
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>>3291789
Wait until you see this week's episode.
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>>3291789
Agreed on all counts.

It doesn't help that Shirogane literally has Hachiman's eyes, except blue.

as observed in >>3291795
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>>3291799
The fact that his name is almost literally Alabaster is also hilarious.
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>>3291625
OP, are you trying to dehydrate me?
Because it's working
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>>3291799
These are the eyes that make bitches swoon
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>>3291737
Was playing Rance 6, but it's been awhile and I forgot what the fuck I was doing.
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I just got here and I would like to say that I am very happy to see that Renee is getting the love she deserves.
Carry on
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Ok guys so we had an Oyakodon lewd a few chapters ago and it was sick, what do you think is the one one most likely to happen next?

Mom and Cerise, Amber, Rose2?
Rose and Charlotte?
or Mara and Vivian?
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>>3291737
Playin CoH2.
I would just like to say fuck Relic
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>>3291855
Lewds involving Mara seem very remote. Anything Alabaster slips into her, there's a good chance he won't be getting it back.
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>>3291871

>stick Cerise's implant in her
>Mara thinks she's won
>instead she's stuck with David in her head for the rest of her life
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>>3291855
The only thing we're putting into Mara is a knife. But if we don't have an oyakodon scene with Mom and Cerise before the end of the season, I'll be very upset.
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https://pastebin.com/2kecqXtz
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>>3291883
It doesn't have to be a knife.
It could be a bullet.
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>>3291894
I'm gonna fucking die.
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>>3291894
I love you so much, OP.
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>>3291894
It's. Fucking. Time
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>>3291737
waiting in an ICU to see if someone's going to die.
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>>3291894

Every lewd with Renee this season has been an instant highlight with me. Goddamn is she best girl.
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>>3291894
>https://pastebin.com/2kecqXtz
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>>3291894
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>>3291894
>https://pastebin.com/2kecqXtz
OH BOY
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>>3291894
It feels like OP had this pent up Renee lust, and now he's just firing off with abandon.
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>>3291894
Man, Alabaster is trying his heart out to make a little brother or sister for Whitney.
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>>3291894
Now that's cute as shit

>>3291920
Oh hey, someone saved my dumb OC
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>>3291894
Hopefully Renee's invitation for sleep fucking is a standing offer
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>>3291938
What's better than fucking our future wife and sister-in-law? Fucking our mother-in-law to make another sibling-in-law.
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>>3291894
>Even in her sleep, this woman is hot for your cock.
Muh dick

>Even though you've shot two loads quite recently, the load you blow up Dr. Carte's cunt now is the biggest yet.
How have we not impregnated her yet?

>An orgasm that tremendous and mind-melting is hard for even you to withstand; and within moments, you're nodding off, too.
Ah the best way to go to sleep
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>>3291940

FQ OC is a national treasure.
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>>3291883
>>3291895
Based

>>3291871
And that's a good thing
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>>3291964
>How have we not impregnated her yet?
Alabaster is sterile.
He'll fuck till he dies, but never have children of his own.
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>>3291894
I love her
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>>3291964
>How have we not impregnated her yet?
Two Plan Bs is a hell of a drug.
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>>3291977
>Two Plan Bs is a hell of a drug.
Every fucking time, it gets me.
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At work the following morning, Whitney scrutinizes you with suspicion as you pass by the security check. You and Dr. Carte are both looking a little bedraggled after everything last night -- that combined with the fact that you're coming in together, makes it easy for Whitney to understand what happened.

"Long night?" she says, arms folded.

"Uh, yeah," you say. "We were practicing for bar trivia... you know..."

Whitney glances over at her mother, unamused. Dr. Carte, much more amused, winks. "We drilled all night long."

"Uh huh," Whitney says. "Go ahead. Rub it in."

"Don't be jealous, honey," Dr. Carte says. "You know his heart belongs to you even if I have a little fun with him from time to time..."

"Well," Whitney tells you, "since you so rudely decided to have an unscheduled sleepover with the old woman here, again, I was forced to use Rose again. And I don't know what's gotten into your cousin--

"--Once re--"

"--OnCe ReMoVeD--" Whitney cuts in mockingly. "--But she keeps wanting to have your sister watch us. Which is wild, and I think you'd appreciate it, but noooo. Have to go and fuck Miss Universe 1905 over here instead."

"I'll make it up to you," you say.

"You definitely will, because if you spend another night at my mom's place, I'm busting down the door." She continues as you and Dr. Carte follow her towards the elevators: "So since you're late -- and I'm docking your pay for that, by the way, both of you -- you haven't heard the good news."

"Which is what?" You say.

"Cerise is back. She decided to come to work again. Dunno why but she even volunteered to work with Rose. Imagine that. Watch out that your sister and your cousin once removed don't cuck you, now."

Dr. Carte shares a serious look with you. Whitney doesn't know yet how dangerous this could really be.

[ ] Tell her.
[ ] Keep it under wraps for now.
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>>3291977
We're bound to get triplets one of these days!
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>>3291982
>[x] Tell her.
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>>3291982
>[x] Keep it under wraps for now.
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>>3291982
[X] Tell her.
The more people know, the less shit Darkbloom can pull. And it's not as if Whitney would ever help him.
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>>3291982
>[x] Keep it under wraps for now.
But tell her later today. Set up something after the daily bullshit with the board.
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>>3291982
>[x] Keep it under wraps for now.
Let's not tell EVERYBODY for Christs sake
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>>3291982
>[x] Tell her.
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>>3291982
[X] Keep it under wraps for now
If Whitney knows then she's out for good. Meanwhile if she stays then Darkbloom could POSSIBLY help keep us afloat.
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>>3291982
>[x] Tell her.
WE'RE THE ONLY ONE SHE CAN TRUST.
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>>3291982
[X] Keep it under wraps for now.
BUT we will tell her.
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>People ACTUALLY voting to lie about something Whitney to something.

You all deserve a fate worse than death.
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>>3291982
>[X] Tell her.
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>>3291982
>[x] Tell her.
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>>3291982
>[ ] Keep it under wraps for now.
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>>3291982
>[ ] Tell her.
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>>3291982
>[X] Tell her.
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>>3291982
And the farce begins.
>[x] Keep it under wraps for now
Let's talk to Rose and Cerise (or maybe Darkbloom) first, and get a handle on the situation.
Whitney is going to have to know by the end of the day, or sometime very, very soon.
After all, we can't lie to the SMARTEST GIRL IN THE UNIVERSE for very long, can we?
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>>3292016
>>3291982

Changing vote to [X] tell her.
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>>3291982
>[x] Tell her

>heretics voting for lying to whitney
lowest form of degeneracy. die.
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>>3291982
>[ ] Keep it under wraps for now.
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>[x] Tell her

Closing and writing.
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Not only are you dweebs voting to lie to Whitney, it's after choosing the single option we could have possibly chosen out of a list off our that led to her legitimately being mad at us.
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Withholding information is different from lying.
But tell her looks like it's winning anyway so I guess Cerise is fired.
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>>3292038
Oh thank god.
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I have this weird problem with the lewds that I want to read them and maybe fap to them for the first time, but then you can't read past them.

I guess I just have to suck it up.
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>>3292040
Juggling a harem is hard, man. It's a miracle something like this hasn't come up sooner.
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>>3292038
This is exactly what I knew what would happen. People will think that liking waifu = telling her everything without question. Jesus Christ just round up everyone and tell them why don't you?
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>>3292048
No, there's a difference here between "liking waifu" and having this choice literally foreshadowed in the very first episode with a similar vote in a similar, if flip-flopped, situation that at the time had no consequences. This vote carries enormous amounts of weight and is probably going to decide the tone of the rest of the quest.

I don't expect her reaction to be positive. In fact, I expect her to be pissed in the beginning. But IN THE LONG RUN, this is the proper choice to make.
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>>3292040
>it's after choosing the single option we could have possibly chosen out of a list off our that led to her legitimately being mad at us.

Wait, what was this?
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>>3292061
Staying with Renee and continuing to fuck her mom, which is something she's clearly jealous over, and then being late to work because of it.
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>>3292061
The vote to stay with Renee.
Literally all three of the other votes led to us going back to the mansion. I didn't EXPECT it to make her as mad as she is, but that only highlights the importance of this vote even more.
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>>3292048
now that cerise chose to go back to work Whitney needs to be told. the only problem I see is telling her at work. every inch of DBA has surveillance
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>>3292062
>>3292064
Oooh, yeah. For some reason I thought you were talking about somethign much further back.
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>>3292058
>But IN THE LONG RUN, this is the proper choice to make.
Bullshit. Do you remember last season when Whitney got mad and almost ruined everything and punched Camelia? That turned out all well and good and we didn't suffer to many repercussion from that but what if Tyrus didn't come right then? Things could've gotten really bad and now this could be much more dangerous and Whitney has a lot more emotions on the issue to act on.

She's incredibly impulsive and she acts first thinks later every time, to ignore this is to ignore the character flaws that make her a, well, character. You think we'd learn to account for that after 3 seasons but I guess not...
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>[x] Tell her

You sit with Whitney at a picnic table under the shade of a stately ash tree, one of many dotting the campus outside Darkbloom Analytics.

"So it's like that," she says.

You nod.

"When were you going to tell me?" She says. "Fuck. I've been living in the same house as... as him all this time..."

Dr. Carte lays a hand on her shoulder. "I'll fix it, but... I need to make sure I do it right. I don't want to rush anything, or make any mistakes... if only I could get in touch with my old research partner, I might have a little more confidence in trying to remove the implant again."

"So...?" Whitney says. "Where is the asshole?"

"I wish I knew. He disappeared right before I -- went to jail."

"I'll find him," Whitney says. "What's his name?"

Dr. Carte tells her. You're a little disturbed by the prospect of Whitney running off half-cocked in search of this man, but she brushes off your concern. "You fags can't do anything on your own. Leave it to me. I'll find him. And then we'll fix Cerise."

"Don't do anything without telling me," you say.

"Of course," Whitney says. "You'd do the same thing for me."

You catch the note of sarcasm there.

Since now seems to be the time to come clean, you really come clean: you tell her about Camelia and Mom, too -- the false memories, everything. Whitney is reluctant to believe you, but you bring her around.

"My dad, your mom... fuckin' Camelia..." Whitney rubs her forehead, struggling to grasp it all, which isn't a ding on her intelligence. You're equally struggling to grasp it. "This world is fuckin' crazy."

When her eyes meet yours again, they're damp, but she's keeping herself from shedding any tears by sheer force of will.

"I thought we were all happy again, you know?" She says with a slight tremble to her voice.

"We will be," you say.

"I hope so..." she sniffles, looks around, jostles her legs. "Hey... if Mrs. Soliloquy really is alive... wow. I missed her cooking. So much. Well... her desserts. Bring her around sometime, huh?"

You'd like to, but it's been over a week with radio silence on her part. You think, if she really did recognize you, she may be too freaked out. And you still aren't sure how to proceed with a woman who half believes she's someone else, and half believes she's your mother.
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>>3292096
Exactly, she's impulsive and rash, and things will go badly at first.

But they will get better since she won't do anything impulsive or rash in front of "Cerise" WITHOUT being aware of the facts.
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>>3292106
And there it is.

>>3292096
Fuck you.
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>>3292106
>SMILE: PROTECTED
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>>3292106
Even better than I expected. Everything is gonna be daijoubu.
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>>3292115
Barely. We shoulda told her sooner.
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>>3292107
? But her being aware of the facts is exactly what will cause her to be rash

>>3292112
Like clockwork
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>>3292120
Agreed. We came close to the Bad End railway this time.
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>>3292122
You're an idiot.
She's ALWAYS rash.

Who knows what kind of valuable information she could let slip in front of "Cerise" at any given moment because we didn't bother to fucking tell her.

And then she finds out and indeterminable amount of time later that we've been keeping this from her the ENTIRE TIME, and she alienates us forever. Even waiting THIS long was enough to make her cry, dammit.
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Any thoughts on how to make Whitney’s day, besides spending it fucking her in her office?
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>>3292135
Milkshakes.
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>>3292106
>"Hey... if Mrs. Soliloquy really is alive... wow. I missed her cooking. So much. Well... her desserts.

So Mrs. Soliloquy still can't cook main courses worth shit, but she's a world class confectioner and pastry chef?
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>>3292135
Spending it fucking her and Alex in her office after some oyakodon cooked up fresh from Pablo.

Dangling Mara from one of the C-suite windows for a couple hours.

Also this >>3292137
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>>3292135
We make plans to turn all workspaces into bumper cars and turn the entire building into a giant bumper car course.
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"We're not gonna let this shit rain on our parade," Whitney says, putting her game face on again as you stroll back inside. "Make sure you eat a big lunch, 'kay Ally?"

"I usually do," you say. "Why is it more important today than--"

"You are ready, right?" Whitney says, stopping, wheeling to face you.

"Uh."

"The tournament?" She raises her eyebrows and fixes you with a confused look. "Did you forget? It's today, 2 PM."

Fuck.

The 2nd Annual Darkbloom Tennis Invitational. It's Whitney's queer attempt at an employee engagement exercise: forcing a bunch of tech dweebs to play tennis against each other. The first one was a spectacular failure, having been conducted during the chaos and fragility of her first couple months as CEO. It ended with a fistfight between the winning doubles team and the runners-up, not over the outcome of the match, but over how the prize money was going to get split. Everyone back then expected to be out of a job within a few days.

"I haven't checked the sign-up sheets yet," Whitney says. "Who'd you pick for your doubles partner?"

You narrow your eyes at her. "That's -- a secret," you say.

"Bwahaha. Fine. Be all mysterious, then. See you in court!"

"On court."

She sticks her tongue out at you.

The truth, of course, is you completely forgot to sign up. And you hope the sign-up sheets are still posted on the bulletin board in the cafeteria, otherwise Whitney's delicate mood could sour again.

You rush to the cafeteria, and find the sheets still there, thank god. Grabbing a pencil, you look for the name of someone you know who doesn't have a doubles partner yet. You find one:

[ ] Rose
[ ] Alex
[ ] Kay
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>>3292173
>[x] Kay
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>>3292173
>[x] Kay
I guess.
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>>3292173
>[X] Alex
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>>3292173
>[X] Kay
It's her time to shine now.
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>>3292173
>[x]Rose
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>>3292173
>[ ] Kay
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>>3292173
>[X] Kay
I know this is some metagame bait... but I really want to see more Kay.
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>>3292173
Joke's on you, OP. I hate hate metagaming.
>[x] Alex
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>>3292173
>[x] Kay
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>>3292173
[X] Kay
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>>3292173
Goddamnit I can't decide

Kay cause screen time and skills or Alex to get him out of the office and have fun?

Shit I gotta go with my heart
>[x] Alex
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>>3292173
[X] Kay
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>>3292173

>[ ] Kay

Has the time come? Although I suppose Alex would make the most sense as the princess of tennis.
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>>3292173
>[x] Rose
I'm pissing against the wind but I can't fight my heart
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>>3292173
>[x] Alex
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>[x] Kay

Closing and writing.
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>>3292173
>[x] Kay
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>>3292224
My favorite part of this particular vote is that no matter who won, we all win in the end.

Because we're not guaranteed to be playing against Rose and Alex and getting our sorry asses Kayrried to victory.
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>>3292173
I'll give. It's been a while since we've had some interaction with her, even though every fiber of my being is telling me either Rose or Alex are better just by virtue of potential post-game locker room molestation (lovingly).
>[x] Kay
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>>3292224
The time has come, and so shall I
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>>3292234
now* guaranteed
Whoopsy.
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>>3292131
>She's ALWAYS rash.
No shit but she wouldn't say punch Camelia if she didn't know what she was doing to us. Now that she has her emotions involved that makes it all the more easy for her to act irrationally

>Who knows what kind of valuable information she could let slip in front of "Cerise" at any given moment because we didn't bother to fucking tell her.
That logic could be applied to others like Vivian for example should we just come out and tell her? No because you gotta keep in mind the character's flaws and feelings before deciding to act. Also what does Whitney know that David doesn't? Even if she does know something we could prevent that by keeping them apart. Far from perfect I know but it's a lot better than the whole punching Camelia event but with actual consequences this time
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>>3292224
Fair enough I'm far from angry at this result. Time for some based Kay!
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>>3292224
Oh shit, she's finally getting some screentime
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>>3292173
>[x]Kay
we'd probably just end up hitting rose with the tennis racket
And we'd probably end up shoving the handle up alex's Bussy
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>>3292278
That'salotta spoliers.
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>>3292255
I hope it's better this way, although, I feel anxious that Cerise may just be out on her own, as Darkbloom, while we absolutely thrash ass in this tennis tournament.
But that's if she's not playing--which is actually probable, considering she'd have muscular dystrophy from being in a coma--and in that case there's a lot of potential disasters/problems coming our way.
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>>3292278
>>3292288
But the real question is whether he'll be on the receiving end the whole story, or if they'll decide to switch roles once.
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>>3292298
I'm sure Renee will be watching her while Rose is on the field and vice versa.
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>>3292301
That would be gay.
Alabaster isn't gay.
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>>3292173
I really want to see Rose bounce around the court with too short a tennis skirt with her big ass sticking out.
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>>3292314
obviously with panties
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>>3292316
*without
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>>3292323
*with
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I feel sorry for these fools who do not know the power of painties.
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>>3292316
Obviously, what kind of sick freak would get off to the chance that an errant breeze would expose her privates for all to see?
>>3292323
You know what, despite that correction I'll leave my first reply, it seems a very wau Rose to think.
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>>3292328
I only mentioned it because Alabaster told Rose she isn't to wear panties anymore
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>>3292327
Lewd panties at least?
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So guys let's discuss the battle plan

We're totally gonna shoot only at Rose and score free points on her unfit ass right?
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>>3292336
Well obviously, but also so that she'll expose herself by falling on her ass,.
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>>3292336
>implying we stand a fucking chance
Alabaster is the single least /fit/ person on the court once we step on. Kay will have to Kayrrie our asses fucking hard.
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>>3292333
Painties ARE lewd.
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>>3292342
I'd also argue that since we haven't really had much teamwork/bonding with Kay we probably won't be a coordinated pair
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>>3292332
I remember that , but which lewd was that again?
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>>3292333
Make her wear Vivians, so they are way to small.

Thats assuming the loli isnt playing with Whitney.
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>>3292349
Gothic lolita: tennis style?

Yes please, sounds super cute.
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Even if OP doesn't go into full details of every facet of the tourney, I hope we at least get to see a bracket. I wanna know who gets stuck partnered with Rose 2 and Stackleford. And how well Armstrong does with his inevitable partnership with either Mara or Nelson.
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>>3292342
I mean at least he could handle a treadmill which Rose totallt ate shit on (we still haven't brought that up to her yet, I say we use it for some psychological warfare). She's one of the few haremites that I'd say he's more fit than, let him have this one
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>>3292342
If the prodigious size of our member is any indication, in spite of being an anime-watching lolicon, we're high-test.
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>>3292348
A Promise Kept
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>>3292362
SHIT
THAT'S HIM
THAT'S THE GUY
THE LAST MEMBER OF THE SOUL BROTHERS
SAUL, ALEX, AND ARMSTRONG
Wait shit, now we need another guy whose name starts with A that can replace Saul
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>>3291894
>https://pastebin.com/2kecqXtz

I missed Renee

It's good to have her back
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>>3292347
That's why I assume Alabaster's just gonna harass Rose on the court while Kay does all the important shit
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>>3291924
Renee has been out of the picture for a while, this was a long time coming

which means I can't wait for the Kaa-san lewds
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>[x] Kay

It's between her and Trenton McAllister, the marketing beanpole who you know by proxy through his friendship with Rose2. He's often in the theater area, watching anime with her and the rest of those rejects. He's about 90 pounds wet and 6'2" or something, and at age 25 still has a gnarly case of acne; how he can succeed in marketing is anyone's guess. Kay and Trenton are the only two people who don't have a partner to play with yet. Since you'd rather hang yourself than spend time interacting with Trenton, you have to bite the bullet -- for Whitney's sake -- and tether yourself to intrepid reporter Kay Vera.

Something else on the sign-up sheet catches your eye, though, and since you feel the need to check on Cerise anyway, you head up to Rose's office.

"Alex?" You say. "How did you convince Alex to partner with you?"

Alex is here, across the office, far enough away that you can carry on a hushed interrogation of Rose without him overhearing. He's already wearing his gym clothes, ready to play. He's having a carefree conversation with Cerise about the future of her circuit-bending livestream. He still really wants to be her patron, it seems.

"If you'll recall, I offered to partner up with you," Rose says. "But of course you stood me up."

"Don't change the subject. I've been trying to drag him out of his office for weeks. What gives? Why are you the Alex whisperer all of a sudden?"

"Maybe it's because I treat Alex like a human and not a set of holes to cum in."

"Oh? Is that why you went to town on him with your strap-on the other week?"

"Don't change the subject."

"This isn't about being nice to Alex, is it -- you know Alex played on the varsity tennis team when he was in high school, don't you."

Rose perches her chin on tented fingers. "I play to win, after all."

"Well you're in for a surprise," you tell her. "I'm gonna fuck you up. I'm gonna beat you and Alex into the ground, and when I'm done, I'll take out my dick and pis-- hi, Mrs. Mallory!"

You spin on your heels as she walks up.

"Am I... interrupting something?"

"No," you say. You notice that she too is all decked out for athletic activity -- and Saul, entering the office now, is as well. Of course they teamed up.

"You're not interrupting anything at all, mom," Rose says, pushing her chair back, standing. "I was simply explaining to Alabaster how I'm going to humiliate him on the tennis court today."

"Right," you say. "And I was explaining to Rose how she's wrong, as usual."

Rose snaps her fingers, beckoning for Alex like a mistress beckoning a puppy. "I have to go get ready," she announces. "Enough of this."
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>>3292388
>It's just a 1v1 between Kay and Alex while Ally and Rose bitch at each other
Potemkin!
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>>3292373
Thanks anon!
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>>3292400
Why are you doing this? Just catch up on the damn thread before posting, you mind-boggling... person.
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>>3292398
>"Oh? Is that why you went to town on him with your strap-on the other week?"
T-T-T-TENDER
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>>3292398
"Enough of this."
Have at you.
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>>3292400
Little late there friend.
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Saul and Cerise discuss the details of the pending interview with Noelle, later today; there was no putting it off any longer once Cerise returned to work.

Meanwhile, Charlotte watches her daughter depart.

She turns to you. "She reminds me so much of myself as a young girl."

"She still reminds me of you," you say. "Actually, I get the two of you mixed up all the time."

You never resist the chance to flatter her -- with Charlotte, flattery goes far.

"Alabaster, it's rude to lie to your elders~"

"That's why I don't lie to you, Mrs. Mallory."

"After all this time -- you can call me mom, you know."

You nod, but don't reply to that. You weren't ready for that before, and you certainly aren't now, with the recent circumstances.

"I know she's a handful," Charlotte is saying, "but please, have patience. She's at that age..."

She pauses, thinking, and recounts an anecdote: "when I was in college -- of course, Rose isn't going to finish school, even though I think you both should--" (she pauses again to give you a displeased look) "-- well, anyway, it seemed like every little thing was the most important thing in the world. Every conversation, every interaction, was another blow to strike against the system."

"Yep," you say. Sounds familiar.

"You might not believe it, but I was as much of a firebrand as Rose. Did I ever tell you how I met Saul?" You shake your head, so she fills you in: "Law school. This was back when the 'no means no' campaign really took off -- my sorority sisters and I were doing some different events and pamphleteering with that as a slogan, you know. Well Saul ran the school's humor bulletin at the time... and he published an article where he said that no means yes and yes means anal."

You nearly choke, on nothing.

"Crass, I know. So I marched straight over to his dorm to ream him a new one and explain exactly how horrible he was being. I wasn't going to let a misogynistic prig like him get away with that. Well after about an hour of lecturing him on the seriousness of sexual violence and how awful it is to joke about, he asked me on a date!"

"And you actually agreed?" You say.

"Well..." she winks. "I didn't say no."

You do choke this time.

"But only to keep an eye on him, obviously. Not because I liked him. I just needed to make sure this chauvinist ass knew exactly who he was dealing with... to teach him a little respect. To show him I wasn't some dumb little girl he could mess with."

"So what changed, then?"

She puts a contemplative finger to her chin. "Nothing at all," she finally says with a smile.
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>>3292398
>Rose dicked Alex into being her (tennis) partner
Oh my god, we've actually been cucked.
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>>3292398
>'ll take out my dick and pis--
Don't tease me like this OP, I loved those scenes with Vivian and Rose in the first season.

"Pleashe," Vivian says around your probing thumb, "ushe my toiret womb to relieffe yourshelfff--"
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>>3292423
What the fuck Charlotte.
Charlotte what the fuck.
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>>3292423
Oh my god.

Charlotte and Saul are literally Ally and Rose

> "-- well, anyway, it seemed like every little thing was the most important thing in the world. Every conversation, every interaction, was another blow to strike against the system."

Ehhhehehe... hehehe... heh...

[worry]
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>>3292428
it's ok
>>3292423
we'll be cucking Saul in no time
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>>3292423
Oh shit they were more alike than I thought

>and he published an article where he said that no means yes and yes means anal
Fucking kek
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>>3292423

>no means yes and yes means anal

This really informs my understanding of Rose's developmental influences.
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>>3292401
I wouldn't have it any other way
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>>3292423
When I said I wanted to see more of her, this is way beyond and better than I expected.
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>>3292423
So you're telling me Saul is Alabaster but with his shit together? Did Saul have any side girls in college?
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>>3292377
Alexander Soliloquy
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>>3292423
Well, I can't vote to cuck Saul going forward, in light of this.
He seems like a kindred spirit. He just wanted to shitpost and smash puss.
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>>3292468
Fag
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>>3292468
See what I mean? We already have our own Rose, and while two would be nice, let the man have his.
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>>3292476
Seems someone is forgetting we DO have two Roses.
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>>3292468
You don't get it at all anon. Not one single bit.

Saul would probably be diamond-encrusted titanium plating hard to see that smarmy cunt used publicly.
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>>3292479
Ah shit. Touche, Anonymous-dono. You know what I meant, you baka.
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>>3292476
He's funny and all but not enough to make me not want Oyakodon and seductive mommy fun times
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Alone again with Cerise, you tell her about letting Whitney in on everything.

"When are you going to bring Mrs. Catachresis over?" Cerise asks. "I'd like to see her for myself... if she really is mom..."

"I'll reach out to her soon. I don't want to scare her off for good." There's an awkward pause, and you finally say: "hey, by the way. You should have told me you were coming back to work."

"Sorry. It was a spur of the moment kinda thing. I was sitting around last night, thinking about going back to being a NEET and I just about wanted to puke. It's the weirdest thing. I actually... actually kinda want to have a job?"

They grow up so fast.

You shrug. "Since you're here anyway... want watch me grind Rose into dust?"

"Of course. I'll have a front row seat."

"Alex is going to be collateral damage, sad to say... but that can't be helped. He shouldn't have partnered up with satan."

"And who did you partner with?"

"Ah--"

"You! There you are." You turn: it's Kay.
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>>3292484
Though I bet both of those two wishes we only had one. Sorry for being a tease.
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>>3292490
>don worry
>its k
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>>3292490
>"It's the weirdest thing. I actually... actually kinda want to have a job?"

S-same...

I have an interview Tuesday, /fq/! Wish me luck!
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>>3292493
Don't be sorry Anonymous-dono, it was both funny and technically correct! The best kind of correct!
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>>3292499
Ganbare~
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>>3292490
>"He shouldn't have partnered up with satan."
>"And who did you partner with?"
Lilith?
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>>3292490
>They grow up so fast.
At the risk of repeating myself, Kek
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>>3292499
You do it anon!
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>>3292499
Tell your boss about FQ, he'll hire so that he has someone to talk about it with
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>>3292499
Just copy Ally's interview strategy from S2E1, you'll do fine.
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>>3292479
And they're both the best!
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>>3292499
Get enough rest and relax. Dont go in strung up like a tuned piano.
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>>3292516
I don't think he's a quiz bowl champ or that his boss is a loli but I could be wrong
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>>3292506
>>3292512
>>3292522

Th-thanks, Anonymous-tachi!

>>3292516
I already made that mistake and they didn't go for it. I feel a lot better about this one though. No more blogging from me though.
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"Just where do you get off?" Kay demands.

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me! Why did you sign up as my partner? Did I ask you to be my partner?"

"Well, you didn't have one. So."

"Exactly! That was by design!"

"It's a doubles tournament, Kay. Doubles. Two. Partners. Do you understand this concept, or...?"

"I understand it perfectly well! I didn't want a partner!"

"You wanted to enter a doubles tennis tournament as a single."

"Yes! Exactly!"

"Well it's too late to take it back now," you say. "Besides, unpaired sign-ups get forced together. Would you rather play with Trenton McAllister?"

Kay's eyes dart around inside her head as she scans her mental banks trying to place the name.

You prompt her: "Marketing guy. Skinny. Acne."

"Oh god," she says.

"Right. So. Take your pick."

She folds her arms and stares at the ground, tapping her foot, deliberating.

"You cannot seriously be--" you begin.

"Shut up! I'm thinking!"

"Fuck's sake, Kay. If you're going to be like that, I'll get Whitney un-sign me up and let you pair with Trent McHalitosis after all. It doesn't matter dick to me either way."

"No," Kay says. "No -- you'll do."

"Gee, thanks. I'll do. Hear that, Cerise? I'll do."

"You don't even work here," Cerise says. "How the fuck did you get into the tournament?"

"The key to everything," Kay tells her, "is acting like you belong. If you can convince people you deserve to be there, then you do. Simple as that."

"You are something else," you tell her. "I seriously don't understand how no one has kicked you out of the building yet."

"You don't have to understand," Kay says. "And you don't have to play tennis either. Just stay out of my way on the court. If you can manage that, I'll carry you to victory."
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>>3292526
Oh man, we're either gonna win or gonna wipe at the first match.
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>>3292526
>"I understand it perfectly well! I didn't want a partner!"

That's not what you tell yourself just before you fall asleep watching anime Kay.
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>>3292532
Uuuuh.... anon, are you confusing Kay with Noelle?
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>Trenton gets carried to victory by the new and improved Naruto "The Next Hokage" Stackleford

How mad, /fq/?
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>>3292532
anon...
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>>3292532
>>3292535
I'm honestly surprised it hasn't happened sooner
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>>3292537
Plot twist: Beansprout is actually a legend at tennis and he kicks our ass alongside Stackleford
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>>3292537
>"I call this one the Flaming Meteor no Jutsu"
>Kills Kay
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>>3292535
>>3292540
>>3292543
....Just fucking end me.
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>>3292537
I would laugh so hard I might cry
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>>3292537
Not in the slightest. I think it'd be hilarious if we clutched a victory over Rose and Alex only to get completely wiped by Stacklechad in the next round.
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>>3292537
Very. Very mad.
But, maybe he lifted so much that his range of motion is affected.
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>>3292537
Didn't stackleford already have a partner? Considering kay and Trenton are the only two without one.
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Lucky for you, you keep a pair of workout clothes in a locker down by the saunas. Not that it ever gets much use -- at one time, Whitney had cajoled you into starting an exercise routine at the gym here, but you quickly fell off that wagon.

You go and change. On an empty stomach, with no time to warm up or otherwise prepare (not that you would actually know how to go about that), you head for the tennis courts behind the campus of Darkbloom Analytics. Whitney has rented them out for the day, all 6 of them. Your first match is scheduled for the second cohort, which leaves you with time to observe another set of teams playing first.

[ ] Trenton McAllister & (empty) vs. Steven Armstrong & Nelson Berenstoin
[ ] Fazil Çatalhöyük & Takagawa Kenichi vs. Whitney Darkbloom & Makoto Kikuchi
[ ] Rose Mallory & Alex Best vs. Rose Catachresis & Boyd Stackleford
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>>3292563
[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ] Fazil Çatalhöyük & Takagawa Kenichi vs. Whitney Darkbloom & Makoto Kikuchi
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>>3292563
>[x] Fazil Çatalhöyük & Takagawa Kenichi vs. Whitney Darkbloom & Makoto Kikuchi
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>>3292563
>[X] Rose Mallory & Alex Best vs. Rose Catachresis & Boyd Stackleford
ROUND 3(?) FIGHT!
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>>3292563
>[x] Fazil Çatalhöyük & Takagawa Kenichi vs. Whitney Darkbloom & Makoto Kikuchi
Not enough Fazil
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>>3292563
>[ ] Fazil Çatalhöyük & Takagawa Kenichi vs. Whitney Darkbloom & Makoto Kikuchi

God I want to watch all of these.
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>>3292563
>[x] Trenton McAllister & (empty) vs. Steven Armstrong & Nelson Berenstoin
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[X] Fazil Çatalhöyük & Takagawa Kenichi vs. Whitney Darkbloom & Makoto Kikuchi
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>>3292575
I know.
This is the single most painful decision I've made so far.
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>>3292563
>these matchups
Awwww man.
Poor Trenton is going to get crushed.

>[x] Fazil and Ken vs Whitney and Makoto

As much as I want to see the next iteration of the War of the Roses, I need this in my life.
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>>3292563
>[x] Fazil Çatalhöyük & Takagawa Kenichi vs. Whitney Darkbloom & Makoto Kikuchi
Though seeing Trenton get wiped by Armstrong and Nelson would be fucking hilarious too
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I-if it's a tie do we get to see both?
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>>3292563
>[x]rose mallry &alex best vs. rose catachresis & boyd stackleford

know the enemy.
also we need to know if the Cyber Initiative Naruto is a tennis master
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The law of comedy dictates that Trenton MUST win.
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>>3292563
>[x] drink a small portion of a sports drink or eat half of a banana with some water
>[x] Rose Mallory & Alex Best vs. Rose Catachresis & Boyd Stackleford
Might as well witness the first showing of the final boss.
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>>3292563
>[x] Fazil Çatalhöyük & Takagawa Kenichi vs. Whitney Darkbloom & Makoto Kikuchi
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>>3292563
>[X ] Rose Mallory & Alex Best vs. Rose Catachresis & Boyd Stackleford

Sorry Fazil, it's a tough choice.
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>>3292587
He won't even have to play a match if the rest of the teams fall apart due to internal struggles. The only ones with a chance are Team Nanomachines.
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>>3292563
>[X] Rose Mallory & Alex Best vs. Rose Catachresis & Boyd Stackleford
Why is this decision harder for me than Whether we tell Whitney about Darkbloom or not?
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>>3292563
>[X] Rose Mallory & Alex Best vs. Rose Catachresis & Boyd Stackleford
To be honest, I want to know who's Trenton's partner.
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>>3292563
>Rose2 and Stackleford
fuckin knew it. He asked her to try and get closer to her. And she probably accepted because she's a dunce.
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>>3292563
>[x] Rose Mallory & Alex Best vs. Rose Catachresis & Boyd Stackleford
This is the single hardest choice this season, holy shit
I just wanna fucking [x] All
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>>3292563
I'll change >>3292574 to
>[X] Rose Mallory & Alex Best vs. Rose Catachresis & Boyd Stackleford

It hurts...
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>>3292563
>[ ] Fazil Çatalhöyük & Takagawa Kenichi vs. Whitney Darkbloom & Makoto Kikuchi
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>>3292563

>[ ] Fazil Çatalhöyük & Takagawa Kenichi vs. Whitney Darkbloom & Makoto Kikuchi

This was not an easy choice.
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>[x] Fazil Çatalhöyük & Takagawa Kenichi vs. Whitney Darkbloom & Makoto Kikuchi
>[x] Rose Mallory & Alex Best vs. Rose Catachresis & Boyd Stackleford

Tie vote.
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>>3292604
I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
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>>3292587
>Trenton beating Roid Stackleford

Impossible. Even only using 0.1% of his power (to keep the m'lady safe, you see), Stacklegod could defeat anyone.
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>>3292604
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3292563
> [ ] Rose Mallory & Alex Best vs. Rose Catachresis & Boyd Stackleford
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>>3292604
Y E S

Still a goddamn shame that we're not seeing the Trenton match, but all these choices were great so I can't complain
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>>3292604
Don't die on us OP.
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I'm confident that this will be my favorite episode.
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>>3292614
Ultra Instinct Trenton vs Team Nanomachines will be nothing compared to Team Cultural Appreciation and The Boss and her Clone.

On the other hand, Team Social Justice vs Team Jump Force should be a battle for the ages.
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>>3292604
[X] Rose Mallory & Alex Best vs. Rose Catachresis & Boyd Stackleford
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OP if you don't send music for each "fight" I swear...
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While we have time, who all else is partnered with who? We've got Vivian and Renee? Mara and Tyrus? Chalmers and who? And who all am I missing?
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>>3292641
Vivian and Renee would be the cutest shit, so I really hope we get to watch it happen.

The real dream team would be S.M.A.T.T.E.R.S. and Johann though
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>>3292641
Darkbloom and Cerise
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>>3292648
I bet you think you're so funny right now
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>>3292173
Who were the winners and runners up who ended up fist fighting each other over the prize money?
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How long has it been since we last saw Ken?
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>>3292680
Episode 13...
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>>3292680
He was at Cerises party, wasn't he?
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>>3292648

We'd have no problem wiping out the Russian mob with super soldier Cerkbloom on our side.
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>[x] Fazil Çatalhöyük & Takagawa Kenichi vs. Whitney Darkbloom & Makoto Kikuchi

In a dainty pleated skirt, with leggings, tanktop and a visor, Makoto is the very picture of toned athletic beauty; she could be a model for a sportswear catalog. Her form, to your admittedly untrained eye, seems perfect as she stands rigid at the back half of the court, one arm extended directly in front of her with the elbow locked, holding the tennis ball. The first serve belongs to her.

"We're gonna rock your faces, bot-boy!" Whitney shouts over the net at Kenichi, preferred name Ken Smith.

"I reckon them's fighting words," Ken replies.

Makoto bounces the ball, once, twice. With a majestic arch of her back, she tosses it into the air, brings her racket-arm up, then down again in a graceful arc, and... she whiffs it. She misses the ball completely. As her arm completes its arc and the racket softly whumpfs down on nothing at all, coming to a rest parallel with her body -- she totters, off balance, the hand that held the ball still held aloft. She wobbles on one foot, nearly falling over. When she finally rights herself again, she stays in place like that, with her racket-arm in front of her, and her other arm held high, frozen in place by the surprise of missing the serve.

The ball rolls uselessly behind her, towards the bleachers at the rear. A ballboy runs up and hands it back to her. When he returns to his spot across the court, the ref in the tall chair at court-side says: "Service fault!"

Makoto blinks confusedly.

"That's okay!" Whitney says. "Try again, babe! You got this!"

Makoto bounces the ball the exact same way -- once, twice -- and then again with that truly stunning arch of the back, the forceful swing of her arm. A beautiful study in the grace the human body is capable of. And with exactly the same result. She misses.

"Double fault!" The ref says. "Point receiver. Love-15."

"Okay, baby!" Whitney says. "Head in the game now! Let's do this!"

Cerise, sitting beside you, covers her face. "I can't watch," she says.

It's a wise decision. Makoto faults eight times in a row. The first game goes to Fazil and Ken without them having to swing their rackets even once.

As they prepare to begin the next game, Whitney's positivity is about at its limit. She walks over to Makoto, shouting. "You said you were good at tennis!"

"I am good at tennis," Makoto says.

"Bullshit! You can't even hit the fucking ball! What the fuck! You have to hit the ball to be good at tennis, Kimochi!"

"I will do my best!"

"Fuck your best, bitch! Hit the goddamn ball, you slanty-eyed cunt!"

Sitting in the bleachers up and to your left, Chalmers just about goes into conniptions.
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>>3292563
>[X] Trenton McAllister & (empty) vs. Steven Armstrong & Nelson Berenstoin
I love those two guys.
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>>3292718
>"I reckon them's fighting words," Ken replies.
Blessed boy
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"She's boned," Cerise says. "Guess partnering up with a J-pop idol is a bad idea for anything that isn't J-pop."

And Cerise is right. Fazil -- wearing his goddamn fez, which somehow stays perfectly perched atop his skull while he plays -- sends a shot blazing down the edge of center court to Makoto, who receives first. You wouldn't have guessed it, but Fazil is clearly a practiced player. Maybe tennis is a popular pastime in Turkey.

And Makoto -- poor Makoto -- seeing the ball rushing towards her, turns, and squats, and curls up into a sort of fetal position to shield herself.

"FUCK!" Whitney wails when the ball bounces right past Makoto and the point goes to the other team.

On Whitney's turn to receive, she actually manages to get a volley going. Soccer isn't analogous whatsoever to tennis but apparently some basic skills carry over, because she's coordinated, with great form, and follows the ball with poise. Which is just as well because Makoto, on the other half of the court, near the net, is cowering again. Whitney carries the volley all on her own, nearly taking the point off of Fazil and Ken. But like Fazil, Ken also has surprising skill, and finally he lands a spike to the court side opposite Whitney that she can't catch. Clutching her knees, wheezing, Whitney curses with such creativity and such force that you're sincerely impressed.

"Please do not terminate our employment!" Fazil says. "Is all fun and a game, yes? Yes?"

"Go to hell, asshole! You and your little red hat too! Say one more word and I'll deport your fuckin' ass!"

"We will take care of these varmints real nice and quick-like," Ken tells Fazil.

Fazil is worried. "Please do not antagonize the opposing team. It is unsportsmanlike, and also, a threat to future earnings."

Not that it matters. The game quickly devolves into a blowout. Whitney manages to score a couple points but without the help of her partner -- with her partner, in fact, getting in the way and taking more than a couple balls to the face, with tiny little squeals and oofs (you really do feel bad for her), not to mention automaticall losing the point each time she receives -- it's hopeless.

By the time Whitney begins to chase a terrorized Makoto around the court with her racket like a maniac wielding an axe, you and Cerise have both seen enough, and decide to visit the next court over to see how the match there is progressing.
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>>3292718
>"Fuck your best, bitch! Hit the goddamn ball, you slanty-eyed cunt!"
Oh god damn it she's going to be in the news again.
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>>3292718

>"I will do my best!"

>"Fuck your best, bitch! Hit the goddamn ball, you slanty-eyed cunt!"

?Sitting in the bleachers up and to your left, Chalmers just about goes into conniptions.

I love you so goddamn much, Whitney.
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>>3292718
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>>3292718
>"I reckon them's fighting words," Ken replies.
Best
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>>3292734
>"We will take care of these varmints real nice and quick-like," Ken tells Fazil
"You have yee'd your last haw," Ken says to Makoto
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>>3292734
They're the fucking dream team

I think we got some competition boys
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>>3292734
>"We will take care of these varmints real nice and quick-like," Ken tells Fazil.

>Fazil is worried. "Please do not antagonize the opposing team. It is unsportsmanlike, and also, a threat to future earnings."
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>>3292734
>>3292718
Fuck this is great. The next one should be just as good.

I'm scared of who our opponent might be. Renee probably has surprising skill from her time on a prison tennis court or some shit, while Vivian is likely free shots. Any other combo is potentially worrying.
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>>3292734
Is Fazil the only one to never change his picture?
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>>3292752
I don't think they even need to be good a Renee and Vivian combo would be so cute it'd give us a heart attack before the match even begins
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>>3292763
Remember Vivian has been learning magical girl poses. Combine that with a cute tennis outfit and we're already dead.
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>>3292755
To quote OP himself:
"Why would I regret not changing perfection?"
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>>3292769
That's what I thought haha.

Somewhere out there a bedouin boy has no idea nerds on an image board think he's the coolest thing.
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>>3292755
I think OP's used this pic for him before and another one iirc

It won't let me send the actual image cause it supposedly has "malicious code" or whatever the fuck
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>>3292776
Fuck that image is ancient

Reminder that Kimberly has always been described as fat and even back then, Tomoko was never an appropriate avatar for her.
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>>3292783
Didn't Fazil fuck Kimberly? Cause if he did I'm just going to pretend it was a slightly thicc Tomoko because he deserves better than a anime club landwhale
I knew too many of those in my high school to ever wish that on anyone
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The game there is much more competitive. Not for the contributions of Rose and Rose: The Revenge to their respective teams. Mostly the volleys seem to be between a shockingly agile Stackleford and an equally agile -- and viciously competitive -- Alex. The two Roses kind of hang back on the rear halves of the court, not doing much of anything except staring daggers.

Except for when it comes time for Rose2 to serve to her opposite number. In an embarrassing mirror of Makoto's incompetence, Rose2 faults the first attempt, missing the ball completely. But it's not a total repeat; because noticing you in the bleachers seems to give her a second breath of wind.

She waves happily at you: "Ally~!"

Alex and Rose glance back at where you sit. Alex waves, too. "Hey there!" He says. "Nice day, huh? This is so fun!"

It's way too hot for this day to qualify as nice -- you're sweating like a hog before your first game even begins. You pull your collar out and let it snap back repeatedly, to cool your body.

"Don't kill yourself spectating--" Rose begins, but she can't finish the thought because the ball is sailing clean past her head.

"15-Love!" The ref calls.

Rose2 served to her while she was distracted.

Turning, Rose growls: "oh, you cunt. You're dead. You hear me? Dead."

Even more surprising is Alex's reaction. "Dead?" He sputters. "Death is too good for this cheating skank!"

"Heh... sorry," Rose2 says, rubbing the back of her head. "I didn't realize!"

On the next serve, Rose returns the ball with ease -- you're surprised that she can even hit the thing -- and Rose2 swats it back. Has your presence injected new energy into the match? Rose and Rose2, one in her plain white athletic wear, the other in her ridiculous neon pink frilled skirt and purple tanktop -- get closer and closer to the net with every hit. Soon they've entered into a rapid back-and-forth right at the net's edge that leaves Alex and Stackleford to merely gawk.

Whap-whap, whap-whap -- the two girls are practically on top of each other, batting the the ball across the mere inches that separate them, and at blazing speed. But there is a victor when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, after all; Rose2 jumps up, lands a dazzling spike, and nails Rose square in the face. Toppling to her butt, she covers her nose, which is leaking blood like a seive already.

"Aw geez!" Rose2 cries. "Whoops! I'm such a klutz. A-durr."

"30-Love!" the ref announces.

Alex helps Rose to her feet and glowers at his opponents. "You're going to regret that!" He warns them.

"Hey now," Stackleford says. "It was an accident. Don't get all--"

"Fuck you!" Alex screams.

This is going to be ugly.
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>>3292789
>Didn't Fazil fuck Kimberly?
Yes and it was one of the funniest moments in FQ history
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>>3292789
I'm pretty sure he did but I'm too lazy to check.
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>>3292794
Oh fuck
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>>3292794
>Rapidfire tennis returns

Just like my animes!
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>>3292794
And the true bloodshed begins.
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>>3292794
>Rose2 improves because of the power of love
Cute!

>Even more surprising is Alex's reaction. "Dead?" He sputters. "Death is too good for this cheating skank!"
Jesus Christ
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>>3292794
H-holy shit Alex, tone down the metal.
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>>3292794
>Even more surprising is Alex's reaction. "Dead?" He sputters. "Death is too good for this cheating skank!"
Somebody needs a spanking. Bad boy.
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>>3292794
Oh Jesus
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>>3292812
I wouldn't mind lewds with dominant Alex with him teasing that maybe they should be the "man" in the relationship.
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>>3292814
I, for one. am in great support of this
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>>3292817
>they
Fuck off, Rose, you have a match to play.
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>>3292817
>>3292821
Yeah Feminists are totally NOT sugoi!
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>>3292794
Oh dear. He's going Murder Twink again.
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>>3292822
>sugoi
Fuck off, Rose, you have a match to play.
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>>3292827
>>3292821
>>3292822
If we get a completive threesome it will be glorious.
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>>3292822
Made me chuckle
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Waking up in the hospital with Cerise!
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>>3292837
That's a hairy fucking onee-san
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>>3292837
Go to bed Darkbloom
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>>3292837
Nigga what?
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>>3292837
I told you about the bleeding dick-itis bro.
I warned you dawg.

Seriously, pls get well.
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Rose gets gauze stuffed up either nostril by the nurse, and the ref asks if she would like to quit. Whatever Rose says in response, you can't hear, but it clearly scares the poor guy. He scurries back to his chair at court-side.

"The twink and the harpy look real mad now."

You turn. Out of nowhere, Kay has appeared at your side.

"I don't think mad comes even close to capturing it," you say.

"If they make it through their bracket, we'll face them in the finals. I'm a little concerned."

"Don't be. They're pushovers. They're just up against even bigger pushovers right now."

"You're fucking both of them, right?" Kay asks.

"Uh--"

"Can you maybe fuck them happy again before we have to play them, if it comes to that?"

"I'll consider it," you say.

Perhaps as an act of revenge, Alex seems purposefully to aim a lobbed ball at Stackleford. And though it doesn't hit him with quite the force that Rose2's spike hit Rose, it still bowls Stackleford over. He howls in pain, rubbing his thigh where the ball smacked him.

Rose2, helping him up, is not nearly as concerned for his well-being as Alex was for Rose. "Come on, Stacks. Don't get hit."

"S-sorry," he says.

"Don't be sorry! Just don't get hit. We lose points when you get hit."

"Y-yeah."

Rose2 returns to her side of the court to receive the serve. She doesn't get turned around again before: payback. Rose scores a service ace while Rose2 has her back turned. The wake the ball leaves behind ruffles Rose2's hair like a gentle gust of wind.

Turning, smiling, Rose2 cocks her head. "That was kinda silly of you!" She says.

"Go fuck yourself," Rose replies.

The next serve brings another savage volley with both girls right on top of the net. Rose, face still streaked brown with dried blood, isn't going to yield. This time she spikes the ball, and nails Rose2, right in her forehead. You swear you hear a hollow echo. The welt it leaves behind is angry red and throbbing already as Rose2 lays out flat on her back on the baking blue court.

Tit for tat. A service ace while distracted, followed by a spike to the head. Rose grins smugly. Alex high-fives her.

"Angel!" Stackleford cries, rushing over, to grab Rose2's hand.

She swats him away. "Get off, Stacks." She sits up now, rising to her butt, woozy. She rubs her noggin. "Aw fuck," she says, maybe the first time you've ever heard her curse aside from that encounter in the karaoke booth.

She looks up at Rose. "I'm sorry, but that really felt like it was on purpose just now!"

"It was," Rose says.

Rose2 smiles. "Well then... if you want to break the buddy code, we can break the buddy code..."
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>>3292837
The fuck did you do, mate?!
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>>3292842
Had a really sudden allergic reaction to something and I got really worried. Gave me IV benadryl and that shit is already hitting.
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>>3292847
>"Angel!"
Fuck off Stackleford.

>"Well then... if you want to break the buddy code, we can break the buddy code..."

Oh dear.
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>this is going to get ugly
I was hoping so.
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So it's confirmed that Rose2 is basically a psychopath, right? She sent worst rose Bloodcookies and whatnot. Does she just act dumb to hide it? I'm kind of terrified.
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>>3292854
Hang in there, Trackman ;_;
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>>3292847
This is getting brutal. Why is nobody stopping this?

>This time she spikes the ball, and nails Rose2, right in her forehead. You swear you hear a hollow echo.
kek
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>>3292861
>worst rose
Hush you. And she's actually dumb, but still a yandere. I can't wait to see how badly she blunders everything while trying to imitate what she sees in her favorite Nihongo animes.
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>>3292861
What ever do you mean anon? She's completely normal~
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>>3292854
Oh. I hope you get better then.

But first,
>>3292847
>"Angel!" Stackleford cries, rushing over, to grab Rose2's hand

Care to repeat that you son of a bitch?
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>Why is nobody stopping this?
Let it spill over into the lobby and the HR department. Let the tennis balls pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to fuck them.
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>>3292870
So she's going to take a potato chip... And EAT IT?
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>>3292865
I played tennis when I was younger and I really hear that sound in my head: TWOCK!
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>>3292877
There was a tennis scene in that after all.
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>>3292873
>Completely normal.
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>>3292873
Haha, Rose2 is gonna fucking kill someone!
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>>3292880
Yeah but something tells me that she isn't forming master plans like they did...

>>3292879
Then I think you may be as empty headed as Rose2 anon
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>>3292887
Hey! That's mean, I was just remembering the sound of tennis balls! I totally really intelligent!
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>>3292893
>I totally really intelligent!
I know anon, I know
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Tennis as bloodsport is enthralling. By the time the next couple sets have ended, three of the four players are badly bruised, and battered, and bleeding. It obviously took Stackleford longer than anyone else to catch on to the fact that the players were deliberately trying to hit each other with the ball, and when he began to take aim at Alex, Alex turned out to be far more deft than Stackleford's lumbering attempts at unsportsmanlike conduct could overcome. So while Rose and Rose2 beat each other bloody by proxy with the tennis ball, and Alex lands blow after blow on Stackleford -- Alex himself gets away cleanly, dodging the ball again and again, even saving Rose from a few hits with some truly impressive dives.

"You gotta help me out here, Stacks--" Rose2 begins, swaying. "Stop getting hit."

"I'm sorry... I think they're aiming for us on purpose..."

"Yeah!" Rose2 says, the veneer of patience wearing perilously thin. "Yeah, Stacks! They are! Stop getting hit!"

"B-but -- you -- I mean -- y-you too--"

She shoves him. Through her fat lip, she slurs: "Don't messh with me!"

"Rose is going to come out of this match retarded," Cerise muses. "And Rose2 will come out of it... uh, even retarded-er."

"This... this is good for us," Kay says, nodding. "I like this. Let them fight."

"I'm... I'm... I'm sorry!" Stackleford pleads. He's crying. "I don't wanna see you get hurt anymore! Can't we just be nice?"

"Be nice," Rose2 says, sauntering up, gripping him by his collar, "by not getting hit."

Stackleford nods. She steps back and says, "Instead, hit her." She points the racket at Rose. Another first: the first time Rose2 has ever directly admitted to aggression against Rose.

Stackleford glances across the court at Rose. But of course, his crush on Rose is older than time at this point, a legendarily hopeless and one-sided pining -- he's been obsessed with her ever since prom. When Rose, black-eyed, lip busted, hair a mess, sneers back at him, he breaks. He rushes from the court, sobbing.

"Stacks!" Rose2 calls. "Oh, for the love of--"

Through the pain, Rose manages to smile. Sweet victory.

"That's a forfeit!" Alex says. He looks up at the ref. "They forfeited just now!"

The ref agrees. Rose2, with a savage scream of pure frustration you had no idea she was capable of, snaps her racket over her knee, tosses it, and stomps away.
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>>3292900
FUCK!!

That's the best, I didn't notice that mistake. Mistakes into miracles.
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>>3292887
>Yeah but something tells me that she isn't forming master plans like they did...
You say that but both Carmelia AND Mom are now both alive and "related" to her now, and i refuse to believe that she had absolutely nothing to do with it. Occam's razor dictates she clearly is both smarter then she lets on and probably as batshit as rose 1.
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>>3292902
>"And Rose2 will come out of it... uh, even retarded-er."

Cerise talks biggest mobs good english.
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>>3292902
>"I like this. Let them fight."
Love you OP.
>Rose2, with a savage scream of pure frustration you had no idea she was capable of, snaps her racket over her knee, tosses it, and stomps away.
So, about making Rose2 angry...
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>>3292902
Now that's a Rose2 I'd stick my dick in.
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>>3292902
H-holy shit.
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>>3292902
Alex and Rose1 are both getting the chastity belt for a month.
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>>3292902
>The ref agrees. Rose2, with a savage scream of pure frustration you had no idea she was capable of, snaps her racket over her knee, tosses it, and stomps away.
C-completely normal!
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>>3292920
You say that like Rose2 is blameless in all this
Chastity belts all around.
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>>3292925
Of course Rose2 is blameless, what are you, retarded?
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>>3292902

KU MI TE

Also I like angry Rose2 more than the standard version.
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>>3292902
>Pissing off the Yandere who is probably smarter then she lets on
Oh fuck, people gonna die, PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, PREPARE THE SHADOWRUNS!
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>>3292925
>>3292928
Rose2 did nothing wrong!
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>>3292928
>>3292933
Stackleford did nothing wrong, and she verbally abused him for it.
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>>3292929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ4XHW5Q4gU
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>>3292938
>stackleford
>nothing wrong
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>>3292938
>Stackleford did nothing wrong
Being Stackleford is doing something wrong
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Your first match is against Tyrus and Spancer. Just great: you're up against brick shithouse 1 and brick shithouse 2, right off the bat.

Beforehand, Kay takes a few moments to stretch. She goes to one foot and grips the tip of her shoe in her hand. Like this she forms basically a perfect circle: her arched back, bent leg and arm. She repeats this process with the other leg. Fucking Dhalsim over here. Years of yoga have made her impossibly limber.

Whitney, still smarting from her early elimination, catches up with Tyrus on the court right before the match begins.

"I need your help, Tyrus. This N word thing is getting out of control. You have to tell the people from the news that I have the N word pass."

"I don't speak on behalf of all black people everywhere. Shit."

"That doesn't matter. I just need some cover on this N word thing, that's all."

"Stop calling it the N word thing. And you don't have the pass. I'm not gonna go and tell the media that you've got a pass on that word."

"I don't want to actually use it! I'm only asking for it so that people stop bitching at me. Just because I MIGHT have used it in the past! It's bullshit!"

"That sounds like a personal problem to me, Nightmare." After all this time, he still uses that nickname for her -- you're glad. It seems like a mark of respect.

"Look. If you're so worried about it, maybe say that I had the pass when I was younger but it's expired now. Everybody wins."

"Bitch, why the fuck would you ever have a pass on saying nigger."

"I'm cool with you guys. For real. Lots of my friends are black!"

"Name one black friend you've got."

"You."

"Besides me, motherfucker. Jesus."

"That's not important!" Whitney stomps. "Just give me the fucking pass, Tyrus, goddamn it!"

The ref is blowing into his whistle, signaling for her to get off the court. "We'll finish this later," she tells him.

"Pfft. Maybe never."

Kay, all warmed up now, sidles up to you. "Remember what I said about staying out of my way."

"I don't know what the fuck you expect to accomplish against two guys who pretty much take up the entire width of the court just standing there."

"I expect to win," Kay says, smiling up at you.

She's confident, but by way too much. A tiny little woman like her up against these two guys is going to have her work cut out for her no matter how good she is at the game.

[ ] Help her out.
[ ] Stay out of her way.
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>>3292959
>>[ ] Stay out of her way.
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>>3292959
>[x] Stay out of her way.
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>>3292959
[X] Stay out of her way
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>>3292959
[x] Stay out of her way. For now.
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>[X] Stay out of her way.
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>>3292959
>[ ] Stay out of her way.
Lady would be more helpful at this point.
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>>3292959
[X] Stay out of her way.

Alabaster is about as fit to help anyone in sports as Whitney is to lead the company.
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>>3292959
>[x] Stay out of her way.
If she's right, then we don't want to mess her up. And if she's wrong, then she'll get a reality check.
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>>3292959
>[X] Stay out of her way.
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>>3292959
>That entire conversation
Glorious

>[x] Stay out of her way.
Let's give her a round to see what she can do
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>>3292959
Oh my fucking GOD Whitney. This is amazing.

>[x] Stay out of her way.
She's a professional, let her do her thing.

But if the ball HAPPENS to come a little to close to us for comfort, nothing wrong trying for a swing.

Besides, the last thing we need is Tyrus and Alex facing off in the finals. that'll go south quickly.
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>>3292959

It's nice that they're friends.

>[ ] Help her out.
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>>3292959
>[X] Stay out of her way.
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>>3292959
>[ ] Stay out of her way.
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>>3292959
>[x] Help her out.
A-am I the only one who trusts Alabaster?
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>>3292959
>[x] Stay out of her way.
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>>3292998
That depends, Anonymous-dono. Would you trust yourself on that court? I sure as shit wouldn't.
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>[X] Stay out of her way.
I want to help out and prove something so badly, but she specifically asked us and everything we know about ourselves does not point to great things.

>She goes to one foot and grips the tip of her shoe in her hand. Like this she forms basically a perfect circle: her arched back, bent leg and arm.
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>[x] Stay out of her way.

Closing and --

Holding until Sunday evening. Once again, I have failed to close out an episode in one night!

There's lots left, so we'll pick it back up at 9 PM EST / 6 PM PST.

Sorry!
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>>3292959
>[X] Stay out of her way.
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>>3292959
Next time David pops up we should ask him if he ever got a pass from Obama. Then Whitney can just say it was part of the inheritance
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>>3293010
gud nite op
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>>3293010
I figured as much. Sleep tight OP.
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>>3293010
Nighty, OP~
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>>3293010
Good fuckin thread, OP. Get yerself some shuteye, pardner.
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OP I have two exams on monday.
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>>3293010

Thanks for the hard work OP! I prefer to look at a double episode as a reward, personally.
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>>3293010
Fuck I didn't even notice the time.

Good night OP! Thanks again for all your hard work! May you dream of sweaty girls in shortskirts with tennis racquets and N-word passes!
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>>3293010
His smile and optimism: gone.

Night OP keep up the good work!
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>>3292959
>help her out
We're playing doubles tennis, for fuck's sake.
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>>3293010

'Night OP

We'll be waiting warmly... ksshhehehe XP
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>>3293010
Thanks and enjoy your sleep OP.
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>>3293010
Good Fight and Good Night!
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>>3293010
Nighty night
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>>3293024
>May you dream of sweaty girls in shortskirts with tennis racquets and N-word passes!

Those dreams will of course help inspire me on what comes next. Everyone will get a workout!
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>>3293010
Thanks for this funny episode

T.ReneeFag
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>>3293010
Thank you for your work, OP.
I'll wait warmly until then.
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>>3293035
I can't wait! Stay hydrated /fq/-tachi!

Also boop, 4:21.
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>>3293035
>Warmth intensifies
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ALT+0173
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Before I head to bed I just gotta say that this is probably the best episode of season 3. Not to relevant to the plot but a lot of fun. A SOL sports tournament chapter is a nice change to the standard formula. And it's only halfway done!
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>>3292837
Bro post it on /csg/
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>>3292398

We haven't payed enough attention to Alex, and now Rose has sunk her claws into him. This is unacceptable. She can't protect that smile.
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>>3293666
Maybe we should get him something special to make up for lost time?
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>discovered yesterday that Fuck Quest went on after cancelling all those years ago
>read up on everything overnight
>saw a shitty image I made get resposted after such a long time.

Absolutely magical. Thank you OP for continuing this.
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>>3293994
Like a reach-around.
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>>3293010
Hooray! I'm gonna be around for another .5 episode!
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I really hope OP isn’t burning himself out with all these two-day episodes.
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>>3294648
>I really hope OP isn’t burning himself out with all these two-day episodes.
Quoth the man reading smut from his hospital bead.
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>>3294648
I'm really enjoying myself and feel like I'm firing on all cylinders from a creative standpoint, I just kick myself for not writing more quickly.

I don't ever pre-write anything anymore, and most of what happens moment to moment in episodes (e.g. character interactions not directly relevant to plot) is conceived on-the-fly now so I don't get as much out in a single run as I used to.
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>>3294672
This. Seriously mang, what the fuck?
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>>3294672
>>3294998
Your dedication is weak. My cat is getting x-rayed for a mystery limp right now. Really hope he's okay ;_;.
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>>3294998
>>3294648
I'm out and mostly okay now. They gave me a bunch of meds to take over the next week, but I sill don't know what caused the reaction.
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>>3295021
Feel better.
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>>3295040
So just how big IS your Nagato folder?
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>>3294736
Glad to hear it, I was worried you would want to kill yourself with all these double runs. Also you don't pre-write character interactions anymore? That's impressive it seems your prose has improved slightly.

Wait, so did you just randomly decide that it would be funny for Whitney to ask for an N-word pass last night or is that something you wanted to do beforehand?
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>>3295151

Never big enough.
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>>3295197
Kek
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>>3295164
I had a vague idea that I wanted Whitney to do that but the actual dialogue itself and the decision to take the chance to do it while Tyrus was on-screen, was written live like everything else in this episode (except the first couple posts of course, which were composed about an hour beforehand)
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>>3295021
I hope you get aids and die you irritating namefag
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>>3295007
That sucks dude, I hope he's ok.
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>>3295278
They didn't find any obvious trauma, and sent me home with painkillers. His heart is apparently too large and potentially has some form of heart disease that may have formed a clot. Going in this weekend for a better diagnosis. :(
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>>3295291
:(
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>[x] Stay out of her way.

Spancer serves first. He holds his torso stock-still during the serve, his arms moving with the unmerciful force and inhuman precision of robotic assembly machines at an automotive plant. The ball is a neon yellow blur that you instantly lose track of in the glare of the high August sun. But Kay somehow keeps on top of it. Pivoting, her sneakers squeaking on the hardcourt, she smacks the ball just after its first bounce. As her racket makes contact, Kay screams: "HAAAAHHH!"

The ball swerves, against all known laws of inertia, in a 180 degree arc that sends it in the direction of Tyrus who stands directly opposite. Tyrus is surprised to have the ball sliced at at him and scrambles to intercept it. He does, just barely, the ball rolling off the edge of his racket and slowly caroming at a near-vertical angle. It clears the net on your half of the court -- you're standing only inches from where it lands -- but Kay told you to keep away, so you do. Instead of moving towards the falling ball to hit it, which even you most certainly could, you step back. And good thing, too, because Kay has already covered the distance from the other side of the court and now she's jumping in front of you, catching the ball at the very apex of its bounce, spiking it with obscene strength.

"HAAAHHH!" She grunts, the noise blending with the nails-on-chalkboard echo of her sneakers squealing as they leave the ground.

At the rear of the court, Spancer is Usain fucking Bolt but even his seemingly supersonic run speed fails to save the point. He misses the ball, falling flat on his face and skidding to a stop.

"15-Love!"

Nonplussed, Kay is already taking up her position in front of the service line; it's your turn to receive.

"Don't fuck this up," she warns you. "If you can return the serve, I'll take care of the rest."

"Yeah," you grouse -- and with very little time to do much else because Spancer has already whacked one straight for your head. You choke on your own spit, stumble forward on unsteady feet, and, nearly falling down, you get your racket against the ball. You don't have any follow-through, so the ball sails lazily through the air at a low elevation. It nicks the top of the net and loses its already small momentum, tipping over -- on the right side thank god -- bouncing quickly twice on the opponents' turf before Tyrus can hope to run to it.

You scored a return ace. Tyrus has a vocabulary mostly consisting of the word "motherfucker" right now.

"That was awful," Kay says. "Do better next time."

"Oh, I'm sorry. How exactly can I do better than scoring on the very first hit?"

Kay pokes you in the chest with her racket. "Blind luck scores us a single point. Meanwhile, your inability to walk two feet without tripping over your own dick is going to cost us the match. Do better."

This fucking woman.
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>>3295363
Welcome back you beautiful bastard
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On the next point, Kay gets into a volley with Spancer that's honestly kind of eerie. It's like Kay is playing tennis against a cyborg. The way he strides directly to where the ball lands is strangely bionic, like the uncanny valley of running -- and whenever he hits the ball he's so silent that not even his racket resounds. Meanwhile, each and every time Kay hit the ball, gripping the racket with both hands and swinging like a madwoman clubbing a baby seal to death, she screams: "HAAAHHH! HAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Kay wins the point for you, at the cost of your eardrums.

"Are you in pain or something?" You ask, sincerely wondering.

"Why would I be in pain?" Kay says. She's just a tiny bit out of breath and beginning to shine just a little with sweat.

"You scream like you're being murdered every time you hit the ball."

"That's how you're supposed to play tennis," she tells you.

"What? Where in the rules does it say that players have to scream every time they make contact with the ball?"

Kay has both hands in the air, motioning wildly. "It helps! Grunting focuses your energy and assists your tempo--"

"Excuse my ignorance here but I'm calling bullshit. You don't need to pretend you're a dying cat just to hit the ball harder."

"Stop complaining and take the serve, Alabaster!"
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>>3295363
You're early. Welcome back~.
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>>3295363
It's that magical time once again
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>>3295372
>It's like Kay is playing tennis against a cyborg
Oh you
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But you're not the only one annoyed by Kay's caterwauling. Tyrus winces every time she does it, and eventually it seems to put Spancer on the fritz. He begins missing easy lay-ups and he faults into the net a few times; at one point he even swings for thin air on his left as the ball flies past on his right.

After Kay takes the first set for you without dropping a single game, Tyrus complains to the officials. "This bitch is gonna kill me with her screaming. It's like I'm playing tennis against a Japanese porno up in here. Tell her to shut the fuck up."

Kay is under the tall chair now as well, defending herself: "It's deep breathing! It focuses my energy!"

Spancer now: "I believe she is trying to distract us with the volume of her noise-making. I assess that she does not require it to aid the quality of her own play."

The ref agrees and asks Kay to tone it down, which sends her into a fit of frustration as she marches back to the court: "Fucking biased fucking umpires! How am I supposed to play if I can't focus my breathing!"

Kay's service is stunning whether or not she gets to scream at full volume. She scores four service aces in a row and takes the game. By now, Tyrus is so tilted, and Spancer so demoralized ("Failure," he repeats after every dropped point. "Failure. Failure.") -- that all is over but for the crying. And as you approach the peak of victory, Kay's grunting slowly begins again, increasing in volume with each hit, until she's back to "HAAAAHHHH!" again -- this time doing it with impunity. Who's going to stop her?

"You are... wow," you say at the end of the match.

"I am wow," Kay says. She's panting like a dog, but in high spirits, smiling. Beads of sweat drip slowly from her drenched bangs. "I'm wow as hell."

On the other side of the net, Tyrus is slamming his racket into his duffel bag, with his headband and wrist bands and water bottle, angrily zipping it all up. A man you presume to be his boyfriend approaches, but there's not the tenderness he once had with Marquis; Tyrus backhands the poor guy and pushes past him, leaving the court. Spancer goes and sits on the bench near the chain link perimeter, staring at nothing, and his face has the closest thing to an emotion -- sadness -- that you've ever seen from him.
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>>3295363
ENTER THE HERO
ENTER THE HERO
ENTER THE HERO
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>>3295380

I missed Spancer.

>Tyrus backhands the poor guy and pushes past him

So we're going to be okay when Alex kills this guy too?
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>>3295380
God damn, Kay's a legend.

Poor Spancer
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>>3295380
>we couldn't protect Spancer's smile
What a monster we've become.
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>>3295380
>"You are... wow," you say at the end of the match.
>"I am wow," Kay says. She's panting like a dog, but in high spirits, smiling. Beads of sweat drip slowly from her drenched bangs. "I'm wow as hell."
I'm liking her more and more
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>>3295380
Damn Kay. I'm not sure if Tyrus ever had a nickname for her, like with Camellia, Rose, and Whitney, but now would probably be a good place to start.
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>>3295381
Shh wait till the finals anon
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You sit down on the bleachers next to Cerise. Rose, who was babysitting her during the match, pretends to cough, saying under her breath to you: "carried. Carried."

"I'm surprised you can still talk after that beating you took," you say. It's true. Her dual shiners look more vicious than anything you ever gave her, and she's still caked with dried blood around her chin and hairline.

Rose doesn't have to respond to this, because then comes the bitter sting of betrayal. Cerise does the same fake coughing maneuver: "carried. Carried."

"You two are getting too close," you say. "I need to keep you separated."

Kay does her typical materializing-out-of-nowhere schtick, showing up behind you and handing you a mustard-covered hotdog in a paper tray. She has another one of her own perched on her pushed-together knees. Unlike yours, Kay's hotdog is covered in jalapenos and onions, and nothing else. Adventurous girl, to risk playing with heartburn.

"Thanks," you say, and take your food. "I'm starving."

"Yeah, I could tell," Kay says. "Doing nothing sure works up an appetite, huh?"

Cerise again: "Carried. Carried."

"I could smack you right now," you snarl.

"I dunno," Cerise says. "I thought you were trying not to hit anything today."

Cerise and Rose snicker.
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>>3295398
When did Cerise and Rose get all buddy-buddy? (not that they're wrong)
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>>3295398
>"I dunno," Cerise says. "I thought you were trying not to hit anything today."
Fucking destroyed
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>>3295398
Amazing.
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>>3295404
Probably during the time she was watching her while we were fucking multiple women
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>>3295404
We've been leaving them alone together a lot. God knows Rose is secretly fucking her too.
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Alex, from the bleachers below, puts a reassuring hand on your knee. "Well I think you did a great job, Ally!"

There's something about Alex sitting below you, between your legs, and looking up at you, that always does something to you. Even in a chaste situation like this. You glance away and take another bite of your food.

"It's wonderful how supportive your boyfriend is," Kay says with a smirk.

With your mouth stuffed full of hotdog meat, you can't formulate a derisive reply. So the gap is filled instead by Alex. "Aww, you're so sweet!" He tells her.

Rose and Alex take the court again, this time to play against Armstrong and Nelson.

Their match against Trenton McAllister required the invocation of a mercy rule, but that doesn't say much about how formidable they'll really be. You watch with interest.

As it turns out -- they're not terribly formidable at all. Armstrong, despite his braggadocio, and his absurd muscle structure, isn't very deft -- and he often complains of his sore knees during gameplay. Age isn't on his side, it seems. Nelson is actually the more agile of the two and is responsible for fewer dropped points. Armstrong is hardly appreciative, though, and the two bicker like an old married couple as things turn south.

"Get to the fuckin' ball, ya dumb fuckin' Jew!" - Armstrong.

"Go to hell. Maybe if your goddamn knees didn't break in half every time you took a step, we wouldn't be behind right now!" - Nelson.

"I could have been President. Instead I gotta put up with this dumb shit!" - Armstrong.

"You could have been President like I could have been king of the moon. Fuck yourself, Steven, you egomaniacal ass." - Nelson.

Rose and Alex dispatch them easily. Rose doesn't contribute very much -- without a rival to spur her on, she's back to hanging by the sidelines as a semi-spectator -- but the hits she does get in are clean, and her coordination impresses you. You may not win so easily if you have to face them.
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>>3295380
Please don't be sad Spancer.
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>>3295412
>With your mouth stuffed full of hotdog meat, you can't formulate a derisive reply
I can't help but feel like Kay getting us hot dogs was an elaborate setup to make it look like we eat wieners frequently.
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>>3295412

>With your mouth stuffed full of hotdog meat, you can't formulate a derisive reply. So the gap is filled instead by Alex.

OP STOP I CAN'T BREATHE
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>>3295412
>Alex, from the bleachers below, puts a reassuring hand on your knee. "Well I think you did a great job, Ally!"
He's so sweet. Can't wait for that attitude to do a complete 180 when he goes against us.
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>>3295412

Truly the Best.
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Jesus, these people run the most technologically advanced company in the world?
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>>3295433
You should see who runs the government.
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>>3295412
>"It's wonderful how supportive your boyfriend is," Kay says with a smirk.
B-but if Alabaster has a boyfriend, wouldn't that make him gay?
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>>3295439
Alex is our boyfriend. We're not his.
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>>3295439
I think she means girlfriend (male).
Well, at least she implied our dick is long enough to trip over.
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>>3295435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWP_rEWG2xk
This is how I picture the fuck quest government at all times.
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>>3295441
Ah yes, the makes perfect sense
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>>3295433
You should see Congress.
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>>3295380
I just want Tyrus to be happy :( I'd still let his new boyfriend die if it meant protecting Alex, though
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>>3295412
>"Aww, you're so sweet!" He tells her.
Okay OP, we clearly need a scene where we let Alex know that we don't deserve someone as good as him, and throw it all out the window and go ahead and kiss the boy, because god knows he deserves that from us.
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>>3295445
Funnily enough, President Muffley is exactly how I've been picturing Chalmers since his introduction. Kubrick was truly a visionary.
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The very next warm wait we get I'm taking a shower.
I cannot wait for the next time I have to wait.
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>>3295459
You're right, anon. Now that he's safe we need to transition from smile protection to smile creation.
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What was the lewdest outfit that anyone in our group has worn in the quest? I can't seem to recall.
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>>3295498
Alex in his lingerie. Unless you count naked besides ribbons in suggestive places.
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Your next match is a bitter prospect. Dr. Carte has formed a team with Vivian.

"Go easy on them," you tell Kay as you walk towards the courts again. "I don't think either of them are very athletic."

"If they're not athletic, they should have stayed home," Kay responds, without even looking back.

Before the match begins, you shake hands with them over the net. (Dr. Carte has to hold Vivian up under her arms so she can reach.)

"I am terribly sorry," Vivian says while shaking your hand, "but we will have to destroy you now. You understand, of course."

"Kay is a monster," you tell them. "I'd keep my head low and just focus on not getting hit if I were you."

Dr. Carte's turn for smugness: "Sounds like the words of a man who's scared!"

"That doesn't even make any--" you begin, but the ref is already blowing into a whistle; time to begin. Are you the only person in the tournament who isn't treating this like a matter of life and death?
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>>3295511
As expected. I'm gonna cheer for these two, if y'all don't mind.

Go Team Best Girl!
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>>3295498
The outfit wasn't necessarily lewd but Rose wearing spats and a basically see-through white t-shirt that was 1 or 2 sizes too small did things to me
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>>3295513
But Renee and Cerise aren't teamed up.
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>>3295511
>(Dr. Carte has to hold Vivian up under her arms so she can reach.)

fuckin cute
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>>3295511
Aww shit, Doctor Carte plays Prison Rules?

I'm scared.
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>>3295516
I reckon them there's fighting words.
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>>3295511
Wait I thought we were going to fight Ken and Fazil next. How is this tourney structured?

Not that I'm complaining of course
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I wonder if we should tell vivian about darkbloom.
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>>3295516
Well yeah if Cerise was on there they'd automatically be called Team Worst Girl
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>>3295521
There were 6 courts rented out for a tourney consisting of over 500 employees, and with everyone from the CEO to the interns participating, it can be presumed that nearly everyone is participating. It's a hell of a bracket.
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As it turns out, the duo of Vivian and Dr. Carte are more challenging than you ever would have guessed. Dr. Carte's fumbling incoordination (is she a little drunk right now?) is amateurish, it's true, but it gets the job done; jogging, tits jiggling, nearly taking several pratfalls, she gets a handful of nick-of-time returns that surprise even Kay and take some points off your team.

More shocking still is Vivian. Decked out in full gothic lolita attire, ankle-length gown and all, this pale beauty turning quickly beet red in the heat of summer is impossibly nimble. It's as if she teleports from wherever she's standing to wherever the ball will be -- zip-zip, zip-zip, like an apparition floating across the court. Her one-handed style is effete and yet oddly effective. She gets some serious velocity on the ball when she hits it just right.

On reflection, you shouldn't be so taken aback. Vivian is obsessed with excellence, with being excellent. If she won't excel at something, she usually just won't try it at all. So her strange efficiency at this game makes sense. She wouldn't be here if she couldn't manage it.

They're a good team. Especially with Whitney cheering them on from the bleachers: "Wooo! Kick their ass! MOM-AND-SIS! MOM-AND-SIS!" Is she holding pom-poms? Where the hell did she get those? More importantly, why is she taking sides here?

Unfortunately for the pair, even with your steadfast adherence to the principle of non-intervention, Kay is simply a cut above. You don't have the TENNIS WORDS for what she's doing, but her transit from point to point across the court and back again is like a ballet; the way she miraculously intercepts so many seemingly lost balls and catches Dr. Carte and Vivian in so many gotchas that have them running for the opposite direction the ball is really going in -- Kay could probably play professionally.

The only downside, of course, is this:

"HAAAHHHH! HAAAAAHHHH! HAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

Vivian's assessment is on-target: "I -- am going to be bested by a tennis-playing neanderthal..."

"No wonder you teamed with this horrible woman," Dr. Carte says. "Do you feel good, getting carried to victory like that?!"

There's that word again: "carried." You're getting sick of it.

Dr. Carte confers with Vivian between sets, tries to devise a winning strategy. "We shall prevail," Vivian insists, keeping her hope alive. "We shall crush them like insects beneath a boot-heel."

"That's right," Dr. Carte agrees, "that's absolutely right. Let's go!"

It's absolutely wrong, in fact. Less than an hour later, with the sun drooping in the sky, Vivian is fighting back tears as Kay puts match-point to bed.

Kneeling, hugging her, Dr. Carte says something you never thought you'd hear from her:

"Winning isn't everything."

Sniffling, Vivian tries for optimism: "We shall emerge victorious next year."

"Maybe we should start practicing."

"I am in total accord. I will clear space for it in my agenda."
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>>3295525
I wish Kay would sodomize you with a tennis racket
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>>3295511
>(Dr. Carte has to hold Vivian up under her arms so she can reach.)
Adorable.
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>>3295530
Renee is a wonderful woman
Vivian is a wonderful girl
Alabaster is a fag who gets carried
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>>3295530
Oh we didn't even get a chance to pick whether to help Kay or not this time?

>It's absolutely wrong, in fact. Less than an hour later, with the sun drooping in the sky, Vivian is fighting back tears as Kay puts match-point to bed.
>Kneeling, hugging her, Dr. Carte says something you never thought you'd hear from her:
>"Winning isn't everything."
>Sniffling, Vivian tries for optimism: "We shall emerge victorious next year."
Ahhh
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>>3295530
Profound sadness. N-next year for sure, Vivian.
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>>3295530

To be fair, we had a handicap. If Vivian were in proper sporting attire, she naturally would have prevailed.
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>>3295550
But her clothes are the source of her power
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>>3295556
That just means we need to invent gothic lolita sportswear.
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>>3295559
I second this motion. I need to see it in my lifetime.
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>>3295530
>"Winning isn't everything."
it was all worth it, just for that. Character growth from Renee is glorious, and I approve of this.
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>>3295556
You say that, but imagine a tennis scene where Vivian's dress is full of weights and she drops them Rock Lee style.
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>>3295550
>she naturally would have prevailed.
Yeah right. She couldn't defeat the grocery store let alone Kay
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>>3295568
Sorry, now I'm imagining a tennis scene where Vivian's dress is full of weights but she just drops the whole dress and plays in her panties.
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>>3295572
Honestly, if that wasn't defeating the grocery store I don't know what is.
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>>3295577
Defeated, not deflowered anon
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>>3295575
I was imagining spats and a (frankly unnecessary) sportsbra with frills, but that's good too.
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>>3295596
>spats and a (frankly unnecessary) sportsbra with frills
Isn't that pretty much a magical girl outfit?
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>>3295596
>>3295602
That was what I was imagining for Rose2 desu
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Kay brings the team two more easy victories by the time the sun has set. As the sky turns a deep perwinkle and the xenon lights along the court's perimeter clack to life, the semifinal match between Rose/Alex and Fazil/Ken is just beginning.

Fazil is a little less obsequious against people who aren't in a position to fire him directly: "We will fuck you up now, yes? Yes!"

Whereas Ken, who reports directly to Alex, is suddenly the model sportsman: "Let's have a good clean match, y'all."

Kay is like an official in the situation room watching Seal Team Six move on bin Laden. She remarks several times that both pairs will be a challenge -- you and she will be up against the winners for the championship. As always, Kay is way too invested in this stupid tournament, and seems to be taking extensive mental notes on the play style of both teams.

Rose is running ragged, out of breath, and making sloppy mistakes, but Alex -- somehow none the worse for the wear despite a full day of playing -- makes up for it. Over the course of some fiercely contested sets, he pulls the duo into the lead.

It seems like they're going to coast to a win. Until the unthinkable: from your position on the bleachers, you see Ken press a button on the handle of his racket during the match-point for Rose and Alex. You're not sure what it does, but when your attention goes back to the game, you hear the ref calling the point for Ken and Fazil. That's deuce.

The next point goes much the same way. Alex hops up, making a cute little "hunh!" sound from the exertion, spikes the ball -- and then there's Ken, surreptitiously pressing that button. This time you keep focused on its effect, if any.

The ball, against all plausibility, veers off course, and lands out of bounds.

"Advantage receiver," the ref announces. Suddenly, Ken and Fazil are poised to win the set when just moments ago their opponents were one point from defeating them entirely.

Alex and Rose are knocking heads together, confused. You hear their shocked whispering: "I don't know what happened -- I -- I don't know!" ... "We've got this. We just need to focus." ... "For sure, Ms. Rose. We'll do it -- I know we will. I'm so sorry!" ... "It's fine. There's no need to say you're sorry. Let's keep our eyes on the prize, all right?"

(Of course Rose is all sugar and sweetness when she wants help to win something, you think.)

It's clear they've begun to panic; the specter of a last-second choke hangs over them. Meanwhile, Ken and Fazil are high-fiving and yukking it up -- all the momentum is behind them now, they sense a change in the air, a shift in their fortunes. Those cheaters!

[ ] Intervene.
[ ] Let it happen.
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>>3295627
>[ ] Intervene.
For shame Ken
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>>3295627
>[x] Let it happen.
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>>3295627
>[x] Intervene

Sorry guys, can't escape from crossing fate. We must duel Rose and Alex in the finals.
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>>3295627
>[x] Intervene.
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>>3295627
>[ ] Intervene.
I feel bad throwing our boys under the bus like this, but fair is fair.
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>>3295627
>[x] Intervene.
Ken, you shifty jap.
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>>3295627
[X] Death is too good for this cheating skank!
I thought better of you, pardner.
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>>3295627
>[x] Intervene.
This shall not stand
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>>3295627

>[ ] Intervene.

If we save them we can show them who the real carry is.
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>>3295627
>[x] Intervene.
I want us to be the reason Rose loses not this
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>>3295627
>[x] Intervene
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>>3295627
>[X] Intervene.
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>>3295627
>[X] Intervene.
You disappoint me, Ken...
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>>3295627
>but Alex -- somehow none the worse for the wear despite a full day of playing -- makes up for it

I hope Alex and Rose win, I wanna congratulate Alex on winning and trying so hard, and completely spurn Rose since she did nothing to win.
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>>3295637
Fazil and Ken are great, but they will never be more important than Rose and Alex.
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>>3295627
[X] Let it happen
Are they really activating THAT?
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>>3295627
>[ ] Intervene.
Worst case scenario, Ken gets fired, best case scenario, Alex is impressed with Ken's work.
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>>3295627
The true bastard method would be to let this happen and keep a recording for an easy DQ once Ken and Fazil faces our team. But...

>[x] Intervene.
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>[x] Intervene.

You feel honest to goodness anger. Why is this stupid game suddenly making you angry? Although, of course, it's not about the game, it's about the fact that people you care about are getting played for fools. Although, of course, you're only angry for Alex's sake, not Rose's (although, of course, that's not because you're romantically inclined towards Alex... since he's a guy... it's really more of a friendship issue than anything -- you mean -- well, anyone would be upset to see their close personal friend getting cheated out of a victory, so it only makes sense...)

Look, never mind. The point is that you need to do something. You need to keep those jerks from stealing the match.

Mentally, you try to calculate the best strategy to achieve that. And so you hardly notice that you're already striding from the bleachers and past the chain-link fence.

"What the hell are you doing!" Rose demands. "Get off the court, Alabaster!"

"Ally...?" Alex says, blinking.

The ref is madly blowing into his whistle. The crowd is jeering.

You ignore all of that, square up to Ken and shove him. Grabbing the racket, you sneer: "cheater."

Ken is panicking. "Now hold yer horses. Let's not lose our druthers here..."

You press the button on his racket. The ball, currently in Alex's grip, jerks away -- flying to the left. Alex whips his head around just in time to see it smack Rose in the face. She falls back with an "oof." Holding her freshly bleeding nose, she says: "Whad da fuckhh!"

The booing is directed at Ken and Fazil now. But of everyone, no one seems more appalled than Fazil himself. "You have... you haveplaced a device inside the ball? You have... cheated?"

"Now I -- I --" Ken stammers. "I ain't -- aw, heck."

Fazil locks eyes with the ref. "I forfeit!" He says. "I hereby resign from play!" He looks again at Ken. "You have brought me nothing but shame! I spit on you!" (He spits on the ground for effect) "I spit on your family!" (He spits on the ground again) "Solemnly I repudiate your evil tactics and trickery!"

Making an X with his arms, he backs away. And then turning, he leaves the court in a huff. Ken, ashamed, hangs his head.

Rose is finally standing again, wedging the gauze already in her nostril a little deeper to stem the new tide of bleeding. "Guess it's just us now," she says.

"Of course," you say smugly. "But you only got here after two forfeits. Your luck is over as of now."

"Ally!" Alex laugh. "I'm sorry to say this, but... I think you're mistaken!"
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>>3295706
For shame, pardner. A rootin' tootin' shame.
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>>3295706
For shame, Ken, trying to drag Fazil down with you.
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>>3295706
>Although, of course, you're only angry for Alex's sake, not Rose's
Unironically yes.
>(although, of course, that's not because you're romantically inclined towards Alex... since he's a guy... it's really more of a friendship issue than anything -- you mean -- well, anyone would be upset to see their close personal friend getting cheated out of a victory, so it only makes sense
Also unironically yes
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>>3295706

He should never have abandoned the honorable japanese samurai archetype for the crafty american rogue archetype.
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>>3295706
>Fazil is still a man of honor
May God bless this man, inshallah.
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>>3295706
>You feel honest to goodness anger. Why is this stupid game suddenly making you angry? Although, of course, it's not about the game, it's about the fact that people you care about are getting played for fools. Although, of course, you're only angry for Alex's sake, not Rose's (although, of course, that's not because you're romantically inclined towards Alex... since he's a guy... it's really more of a friendship issue than anything -- you mean -- well, anyone would be upset to see their close personal friend getting cheated out of a victory, so it only makes sense...)
Tsuntsun
>The booing is directed at Ken and Fazil now. But of everyone, no one seems more appalled than Fazil himself. "You have... you haveplaced a device inside the ball? You have... cheated?"
>"Now I -- I --" Ken stammers. "I ain't -- aw, heck."
>Fazil locks eyes with the ref. "I forfeit!" He says. "I hereby resign from play!" He looks again at Ken. "You have brought me nothing but shame! I spit on you!" (He spits on the ground for effect) "I spit on your family!" (He spits on the ground again) "Solemnly I repudiate your evil tactics and trickery!"
>Making an X with his arms, he backs away. And then turning, he leaves the court in a huff. Ken, ashamed, hangs his head.
The friendship ended just as is began...
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>>3295706
>But of everyone, no one seems more appalled than Fazil himself. "You have... you haveplaced a device inside the ball? You have... cheated?"
Fazil never wanted this, he deserved better than to be wronged like this.
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>>3295729
Wow how can one man be so gay?
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>>3295743
>Wow how can one man be so gay?
Alex is how
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>>3295706
>You feel honest to goodness anger. Why is this stupid game suddenly making you angry? Although, of course, it's not about the game, it's about the fact that people you care about are getting played for fools. Although, of course, you're only angry for Alex's sake, not Rose's (although, of course, that's not because you're romantically inclined towards Alex... since he's a guy... it's really more of a friendship issue than anything -- you mean -- well, anyone would be upset to see their close personal friend getting cheated out of a victory, so it only makes sense...)
Alabaster is such an autist
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>>3295749
Alabaster is as autistic as he is gay: not at all.
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>>3295749
But at least he's an autist who cares
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>>3295706
>that entire fucking opening

OP, you're a honest-to-god Chan Whisperer. I don't know how you do it, but I haven't laughed this hard a long time.

Never change
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>we never saw the Mara and Chalmers wombo combo of passive aggression

What a shame.
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>>3295498

So where does exhibitionism fall into that? Like if they were only wearing a long coat, or just a collar and leash.
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So how's everyone feeling about the Fuck Quest tournament arc so far?

I'm having oodles of fun.
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>>3295826
Considering I literally just held a gladiatorial tournament in my D&D campaign for my party, this has been great. I love the matchups and shenanigans.
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>>3295826
>I just kick
I'm happy we are getting Alex time.
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>>3295826
Loving it, most fun iv'e had in FQ in a while
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"Why did you have to grow a conscience all of a sudden?" Kay grumbles when she joins you on the court. "You could have kept that to yourself until they won. We could have gotten them disqualified and taken the tournament by default..."

"Come on, now. You don't want to win by default. Isn't it more fun if you have to put some effort into it?"

"Fuck that," Kay grunts. "I just want to win. Winning by default suits me just fine."

Says the woman who wanted to enter the tournament by herself. But you let that drop.

Rose serves first. She's a little dizzy from a day of exercise and all the ball-abuse, so she double-faults on her first attempt. That's when you make a critical mistake. You laugh at her.

The next serve goes blazing down the centerline and right past you. 15-All.

"Goddamn it!" Kay says. "Are those two paying you or what? It's like you want them to win instead of us!"

Alex is the one laughing now. "Of course!" He says. He pulls a stray strand of hair behind his ear. "Ally cares about us so much that he's trying to hand us the win! He's a nice guy if he likes you!"

Leave it to Alex to find a way to be both sweet and sarcastic at the same time.

Kay is unforgiving, though, and her play brutally exploits the weaknesses she identified in their partnership beforehand. They have particular issue with covering the middle of the court, because they never seem to be able to coordinate on who should go for the ball when it's ambiguous; again and again Kay takes advantage of this and gets them bumping heads or otherwise just standing there uselessly while the ball lands between them. This in turn brings the two into conflict: Rose is bitching, and Alex is bitching right back. "It was your ball!" -- "What do you mean? It was over the service line! You're covering the front half!" -- "I was at the net! You were closer! You should have gone for it!"

It's a little sad watching their partnership crumble. But with match-point looming ever closer, Alex is turning his anger inwards, getting upset at himself. With every lost point, he pounds his forehead with the heel of his palm and mutters "stupid, stupid." Even Rose takes pity, and goes from naggy to motherly, trying to soothe him and get him to focus. She rubs his shoulders, pets his head; Alex is brushing her off, telling her that he just needs to try harder.

"We've got it," Kay says triumphantly. But at what cost?

Rose, from across the court, shoots you a recriminating look.
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>>3295896
>what OP's influences are
Am I missing something here?
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>>3295889
It begins.
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It comes down to the final set; if you can take it, you take the match. Rose and Alex would have to win the next two sets to turn it around. For them, all seems lost.

Even as he plays, Alex is turning to mush. He blames himself for his failure to perform and his head isn't in the game anymore, leaving Rose -- indefatigable -- to zoom around the court, fighting like mad to stay in competition. You secretly respect it a little. She doesn't give up even when it's already over.

A funny thing happens: she begins aiming for you. No matter where she intercepts the ball on her side of the net, she always tries to steer it back to you. It's a challenge. She wants you to actually play against her.

After the fifth or sixth volley like this, you take up the gauntlet. For the first time ever, you hit a ball that you didn't strictly have to hit -- shocking Kay who's halfway to it already.

"Don't do that!" Kay screams, skidding to a stop.

"Don't tell me what to do," you say.

Rose smacks the ball back. This time it's going to land closer to Kay than to you. By rights, she should be the one returning it. She squares herself up to hit it. But you get in front of her and interrupt, batting it back to Rose.

"Alabaster, I swear to God--!" Kay pants.

You ignore her. Like Rose2 before you, you enter into a back-and-forth volley with Rose from directly across the net that lasts for 20 or 30 returns.

Kay's insensate wailing whenever she hits the ball has got nothing on the invective you and Rose hurl at one another with every hit:

"CUNT!"

"ASSHOLE!"

"FUCK YOU!"

"GO TO HELL!"

"FAT WHORE!"

"PIG!"

"BITCH!"

"FAGGOT!"

With a roar of "SUCK MY COCK!" you swat the ball right over her head. She tumbles back, practically cartwheeling to catch it, but only succeeds in scuffing her knees. Alex is too flabbergasted by Rose's little homophobic slur there -- from her of all people -- to go for the ball either. You get the point.

When you turn, Kay is smiling. "I guess I've got a partner after all."
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>>3295917
As entertaining as this was, Alex needs all the hugs and fugs he needs.
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>>3295917
Heh. If Saul and Charlotte could see this now.
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>>3295917
>With a roar of "SUCK MY COCK!" you swat the ball right over her head. She tumbles back, practically cartwheeling to catch it, but only succeeds in scuffing her knees. Alex is too flabbergasted by Rose's little homophobic slur there -- from her of all people -- to go for the ball either. You get the point.
heh
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>>3295917

We were the princess of tennis all along!
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>>3295917
truely our soul mate
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>>3295946
Alabasterina Aside when?
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>>3295917
>"FAGGOT!"
How retrograde of you, Rose.
Also, we are clearly NOT GAY.
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>>3295951

In our hearts, at all times.
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>>3295917
Rose is the best
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>>3295917
>Even as he plays, Alex is turning to mush. He blames himself for his failure to perform and his head isn't in the game anymore
Comfort this poor man, Ally!
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>>3295938
it's a company event, they probably are.
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>>3295917
So we're gonna fuck them both on the court right
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It's match-point and you're in another obscenity-laced volley with Rose.

You're going to win. Although neither you nor Rose are exactly prime athletes, you're just a little bit fitter, and you also haven't been exerting yourself as much as she has been for the past few hours. Victory is an inevitability.

But another spanner in the works. From the corner of your eye, you see Alex already leaving the court.

It's just a game, you try to tell yourself, to salve the way his glum expression makes your heart hurt. And besides, you have to show Rose that you're not going to lose to her.

That thought does nothing against the image of Alex sitting on a bench with his chin in both palms.

"MISOGYNISTIC PRICK!" comes Rose's war cry. But she had to lob the ball high and slow to catch it, and now you're perfectly positioned to spike it -- to end the tournament with one more hit.

[ ] Spike it.
[ ] Lose.
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>>3295980
>[x] Spike it.
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>>3295889
>Alex is turning his anger inwards, getting upset at himself. With every lost point, he pounds his forehead with the heel of his palm and mutters "stupid, stupid."


WE NEED TO PROTECT HIM
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>>3295980
>[x] Lose
But at least TRY to be subtle, Alabaster. Don't make it look like you threw.
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>>3295980
>[x] Spike it.
>Immediately go to Alex afterwards.
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>>3295980
>[X]Lose

protecc alex smile
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>>3295980
>[x] Spike it.
I don't think anybody would be happy with the other result, we can just comfort Alex later
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>>3295980
>[ ] Spike it.

Ultimately, I think they'll be even more upset if we threw the match.
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>>3295980
>[X] Spike it.

Alex I'm sorry
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>>3295980
why does this feel like such a monumental decision?

it's just a game right? right?

>spike it
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>>3295980
>[X] Spike it.
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>>3295980
Spike it. For Kay
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>>3295980
>[x] Spike it.
Let's be real. Even if we deliberately try to lose, Kay will follow it up if we missed the shot.
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>>3295980
>[ ] Spike it.
It feels like pulling teeth out but just giving them the victory would be to patronize and insult them further.
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>>3295980
>[ ] Lose.
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>>3295993
>>3295997
I don't know it seems kind of disrespectful to everybody if we just let them win like that
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>>3295980
>[x] Spike it.

>throwing the match
Disgusting
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How much blood has Rose lost?
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>>3295980

>[ ] Spike it.

If we lose, we'd be losing to Rose anyways, not Alex.
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>>3295980
>[x] Spike it.
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>>3296021
this, of all votes, I want to the.

Alex's smile is worth more than DBA's market cap
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>>3295980
>Spike it
Mostly to spite Rose. I'll take these two over Kay any day of the week, and while we are NOT gay, I feel bad for Alex.
Or maybe just walk to the side of the court in the middle of the match to comfort him, if that choice wins.
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[X]Spike it.
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>[X] Spike it

Do what needst be done.
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>>3295980
>[X] Spike it.
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Alabaster is about to be carrying Kay into the bathroom for some funtime after this
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>>3295812
We'll decide later if we can convince anyone in our group to actually do some exhibitionism.
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>>3295980
>From the corner of your eye, you see Alex already leaving the court.

OP you foul trickster. Is there no option to win and use the victory as leverage to make Alex take a night off to spend time with us as if winning a bet?

[X]Lose

Rose's shit eating grin is worth keeping a smile on Alex's face.
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>>3295980
[X] Spike it.
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>>3295980
[X] Spike it
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>>3296050
Gal is the obvious candidate, I think. Some of her fantasies involved exhibitionism.
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>>3295980
[ ] Spike it.
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>>3295980
[x] Spike it.
Though I get the feeling.
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>>3296052
>Rose's shit eating grin is worth keeping a smile on Alex's face.
Yes, but he'd know we threw it and it'd only depress him further.
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>>3296050
If we don't make someone wear body paint instead of clothes by the end of this i'll be very disappointed
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>>3295980
> [ ] Spike it.
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>[x] Spike it.
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>>3296089
I want to paint Whitney green!
I really really want to!
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>>3295980
Get fucked faggots, the little queer practically lives on despair anyway
>[X] Spike it.
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>>3296099
Nah she'd probably be into it we need someone who would be against it like Rose. She has an awesome body too it'd work well on her
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>>3295980
>>[x] Spike it.
>>Immediately go to Alex afterwards.

OP, don't let that smile fade!
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>>3296111
But the real question is if she'll ask for another round in the future.
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>>3296107
Anonymous-dono, this is a no bully zone. I'm gonna have to ask you to hand over your license and registration.
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>[x] Spike it.

You spike the ball and win the match.

Except not, because to your utter shock -- Rose manages to return it. She flops to her stomach, diving, screaming, and just barely catches it at the edge of the court.

That dumb bitch can be so fucking fast when she wants to be. What a pain in the ass.

You're so stunned by that turn of events that you don't even move. Not to worry. Kay, in typical Kay fashion, carries you.

She intercepts the ball and bats it to the other side of the court from Rose.

Alex is suddenly on his feet again, rushing back into play -- to save the ball -- but for naught. He doesn't make it. The ref is announcing your victory.

"Awww man," Alex says.

Rose, panting as she totters to her feet, complains: "Goddamn it, Alex. You said the puppy dog shit would work!"

"I thought it would..."

"Wait..." you say as you put two and two together. "You mean--"

Alex rubs the back of his head. "Sorry, Ally! I thought I could sucker you. Guess you're too smart for that, huh."

"You were only pretending to be upset?" You sputter. "What?"

"Well -- yeah. I mean, it's all just a game, Ally! No hard feelings." He makes a pouty face, eyes narrowing and lips curling to one side of his cheeks. "I did want to win, though... but you had to team up with a regular Maria Sharapova..."

"I don't feel so good," Rose says, wobbling on her feet. As always, all of the physical abuse is only catching up with her after everything is over with. "I need to go... sit down..."

She limps off the court, with Alex's assistance.

That devious little cocksucker. He took advantage of you! He almost made you throw the match!

Kay is hoisting the trophy high above her head, exulting in the thrill of the win. Whitney seems none too pleased to be presenting it to her. And Armstrong, tilting his head in confusion, remarks from the bleachers: "That woman doesn't even work here!"

Kay ignores that as she smiles and turns in a circle to display the shiny trophy for the crowd on both sides of the court.

(please wait warmly)
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>>3296113
>>>[x] Spike it.
>>>Immediately go to Alex afterwards.
I'll support this
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>>3295980
>[ ] Spike it.
>Go hug Alex
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>>3295511
>>3295530
I live for Renee & Vivian moments like this.

>>3296119
THAT CHEEKY CUNT
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>>3295980
>[X] Lose
Nothing will make Rose more upset than us deliberately throwing the game. It's just more proof that we're above her, really. And this way we protect Alex's smile
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>>3296119
>Alex rubs the back of his head. "Sorry, Ally! I thought I could sucker you.

I feel so betrayed.

I still want to comfort him.
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>>3296119
aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxx
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>>3296119
>all those people who wanted to protect Alex's smile
I bet you guys feel pretty silly right now
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>>3296119
That little motherfucker
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>>3296119
...Alright, whoever suggested the chastity belt had the right idea.
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>>3296119
Whyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooou sonuvaaaaa BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

Well fucking played OP. Well fucking played, indeed
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>>3296119
YOU.
I'VE BEEN HAD.

THIS IS NOW OFFICIALLY A BULLY ZONE.
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>>3296119
What a naughty duo. This, of course, deserves a spanking.
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>(please wait warmly)
IT'S FINALLY SHOWER TIME
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>>3296119
HAH
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I love S3 bully Alex
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>>3296131
I still want to protect his smile.
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>>3296119
Fucking Alex goddamn.
Well played.
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>>3296119
Time to put Alex on a leash.
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>>3296119
>You said the puppy dog shit would work!
>"I thought it would...
What the FUCK, Alex.
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>>3296131
see >>3296144
also possibly >>3296146
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literally shaking rn Alex how could you do this to me
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>>3296119
>You spike the ball and win the match.
>Except not, because to your utter shock -- Rose manages to return it. She flops to her stomach, diving, screaming, and just barely catches it at the edge of the court.
>That dumb bitch can be so fucking fast when she wants to be. What a pain in the ass.
>You're so stunned by that turn of events that you don't even move. Not to worry. Kay, in typical Kay fashion, carries you.
You just had to let her carry us one more time didn't you?

>Alex rubs the back of his head. "Sorry, Ally! I thought I could sucker you. Guess you're too smart for that, huh."
Ok I love Alex but that's pretty fucked up

>Kay is hoisting the trophy high above her head, exulting in the thrill of the win. Whitney seems none too pleased to be presenting it to her. And Armstrong, tilting his head in confusion, remarks from the bleachers: "That woman doesn't even work here!"
Kek, I honestly forgot about that
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>>3296119

>That devious little cocksucker. He took advantage of you!

To be fair, we should have seen this coming. He was taking advantage of us to cocksuck from day one.
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>>3296154
>literally shaking
Back to tumblr with you.
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Alright, taking bets now ladies and gentlemen, is this going to be a Kay scene, awash in the excitement that comes with victory, or an Alex scene, giving him some attention and much needed correction for his deceitful and dishonest attempts in a sporting match, ESPECIALLY after we stopped some brazen cheating on his behalf?
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>>3296160
both, clearly
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LMAOing @ all the sensitive dildos that got bamboozled, thanks for the laughs, OP Studios
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>>3296160
Kay scene. She clearly deserves it after championing the whole tournament by herself.

Alex's punishment will come later.
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>>3296160
Both.

First the shower, then the discipline.
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>>3296160
Punishing Rosewith Alex.
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>>3296159
>what is a joke
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>>3296160
I simply ask you: Why not both?

to that end: >>3296119 OP, I feel that this is more than deliverable.
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>>3296160
We're definently gonna give Alex a spanking for being so naughty when we see him in the locker room
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>>3296157
As expected of a rape person.
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>>3296160
I'm fine with either. But Alex is going to be punished ((not) lovingly) for this subterfuge eventually.
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>>3296160
Need a rose massage scene
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>>3296184
Yeah I wanna check if Rose is ok, lewd or no lewd. She took quite the beating today
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>>3296167
Alright, so one for victory sex with Kay

>>3296163
>>3296169
>>3296173
Three for por que no los dos?

>>3296175
>>3296170
>>3296181
Three for showing Alex who's the boss of this gym

>>3296184
>>3296170
And two coming in unexpected for Rose like the Spanish Inquisition.
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>>3296184
>>3296188
Highly in support of this idea.
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>>3296181
>>3296184
>>3296200
Which Rose? They both did
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>>3296160
Does he really need to be present for the first scene with Kay? Not everyone likes gay shit. It’s somewhat tolerable with the most regular characters just because they have other appearances to shine in, but not here.
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>>3296172
I was also joking, I wouldn't ever want anyone to go to tumblr.
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>>3296203
Ideally Rose1 as she took a longer beating but they're both probably at the infirmary so I'd like to check on Rose2 as well
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>>3296214
>go to the infirmary, tell them out loud that you're there to make sure Rose is okay
>walk straight over to Rose2's bed
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>>3296206
He was suggesting either or, not fucking them together
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>>3295514
When did this happen? Asking for my dick.
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>>3296206
Ugh, it's like the stirring shadows of resentment from the pegging scene of Season 1, I fucking swear. If traps leave you so butt-blasted and booty-bothered, I'm hear to tell you you're on the wrong Cambodian Basket Weaving forum anon.
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>>3296228
Season 1. After we had a foursome with her, Whitney, and Vivian at school they got so dirty that they had to change into the sportswear that the school carried. Rose's barely fit her and you could clearly see her tits and Vivian's was way to big for her which was very cute
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>>3296236
Oh boy, maybe I need to re-read S1 at some point soon. Thanks.
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>>3296235
>you're on the wrong Cambodian Basket Weaving forum

What the fuck? I thought this was a Malaysian basket weaving forum? I am so mad right now, literally shaking.
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>>3296216
It's cruel, and a nice throwback, and honestly, that's all we can ask for.
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>>3296216
>>3296251
Heh, that'd really fuck with her
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>>3296247
An easy mistake to make for many outsiders, my friend. Pay it no mind, but I assure you, its Cambodian. A few Thai refugees here or there, but Cambodian nonetheless.
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>>3296267
>not realizing it's actually a Laosian pottery painting forum
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>>3296235
Traps are gay. It’s cool if you’re gay and you’ve been memed on so hard that you think gay shit is straight. Doesn’t bother me. Kind of odd to go full pride parade we’re hear we’re queer on 4chins of all places though. Some people just prefer scenes featuring female characters to not have extra dicks flopping around. Sorry if that weirds you out.
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Are you guys seriously telling me you can't recognize a Burmese glass-blowing fansite when you see one?
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>>3296278
>Traps are gay
Objectively false
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>>3296278
>full pride parade we’re hear we’re queer on 4chins of all places
4chan has always been gay as fuck. If you weren’t a newfag you’d know that.
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>>3296278
It's smelling awfully new up in here today.
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>>3296281
You're right
>gayness of liking cocks
>gayness of acting girly
that's like, double gay
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>>3296280
>Burmese glass-blowing fansite
>not a Laotian calligraphy blog
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>>3296288
2 negatives always make a positive!
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>>3296288
>sex with someone acting girly makes you gay

Holy shit, you've given me a galactic level thonk here.
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>>3296284
No doubt there’s always been an element. This place has always been so hilariously tolerant and intolerant simultaneously. It used to be more about ironic shitposting until reddit transplants took it seriously. Still gay though. Carry on either way.
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>>3296297
Hanging out with girls is gay
therefore, if you fuck someone who acts like a guy, but isn't a guy, it's the straightest thing ever
which means that Whitney is the most heterosexual option in FQ
so every time we do a big gay, we need to even it out with Whitney
it's scientific proof at this point
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delicious brown girl in fq when
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>>3296315
We could have had the evil magic loli. That's just going to have to remain in the realm of strictly hypothetical for now.
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>>3296315
What would they be like? What sort of archetype haven't we filled out yet?
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>>3296315
>>3296319
>>3296320

She would have been the smartest girl in the world, but we already have Whitney so that role is filled.
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>>3296315
>Delicious
>Brown
Pick one
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>>3296333
jesus anon, what horrific childhood did you have to live through to grow into a chocolate hater?
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>>3296333
As expected of the ID ending in onions.

Did you have a tragic paint-huffing incident as a child?
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>>3296320
Gyaru?
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>>3296333
Them theres fightin words son
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>>3296333
You’re gayer than Alabaster
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OP, can we add a delicious brown girl to the harem specifically to spite this guy? >>3296333
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I can feel the warmth overtaking me.

It is a good pain.
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>>3296340
>>3296346
>>3296348
Meh just not my thing especially since they're Gyarus most of time and those are the worst. Light skinned brown is fine but at the end of the day I agree with the japs, white is best!
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>>3296315
>>3296319
>>3296320
>>3296328
Ebony still exist. Maybe we can convince Whitney to hire her.
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>>3296355
He keeps getting gayer. How does he do it? Are we witnessing science in action?
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>>3296333
>not graciously realizing that any girl OP writes becomes best girl regardless of your own personal taste. Even the boys.

It must hurt to be so much a faggot.
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>>3296349
woah, Alabaster isn't gay, we've been over this anon!

It doesn't count if it's Alex!
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>>3296359
>any girl
Well... there's Kimberly. And Mara. And Stasi. Those are gonna be some hard sells for me, chief.
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>>3296356
I wonder if people realized that was Whitney or did they forget.

Are you okay, OP?
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>>3296351
Based DoW
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>>3296349
He's not gay though

>>3296350
Wow that's petty

>>3296359
Hey I never said that I just said that brown girls are inferior (at least most of the time)
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>>3296356
>There's delicious chocololi puss
>We haven't fucked it

OP I demand an explanation.
Pretty please.
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>>3296356
>>3296364
Actually, we should hunt down this article in-universe and see if it says red or blue in regards to her hair. Would give us a good basis of scale regarding the reality-warping phenomena. Maybe even give us a timeline. Hmmmm.
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>>3296368
I think all the new girls from the scrapped season 2 have been referenced and still exist but I doubt they're ever going to be relevant
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>>3296373
Kim O. Chee has been referenced in regards to a spoof identity of Kay's, but whether the original exists in any capacity is still an unknown. All the rest are accounted for.
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>>3296374
Like you said Kim was mentioned for the ID, Ebony was referenced in >>3296356, and Olivia was referenced in pic related

and Alex and Sable obviously exist. I'm pretty sure that's everybody
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>>3296374
Whitney also calls Makoto "Kimochi", which makes me paranoid she's the same rejected character from the abandoned FQ season, just viewed through the same screwy lens like with Amber.
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Fun fact: We've now been warm for 100 minutes
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>>3296384
I was thinking that too but it's more likely that they're just referencing the same thing
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>>3296386

Now we're at 42 minutes and one hour.
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>>3296389
TrackMan has probably died at this point.... so overcome with the numeral convergences that it caused his brain to hemorrhage.
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>>3296386
>>3296389

I'm imagining all the cookies I could have baked.
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>>3296389

Fuck, you outdid me
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>>3296389
Wait warmer.
Remember that OP derives their power from our warmth.
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Hey Anon, the one that has two exams in the morning. Maybe you should head to bed.
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Uhhh you there OP?
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D-did the curse finally get him? From IaTM to my cat to OP himself?

Or are we simply in for the best lewd scene in FQ history?

Which, by the way, two weeks until the 5th anniversary, /fq/-tachi. We should do something special!
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>>3296404

It could be the legendary mid-write fap scenario, which is always a good sign.
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>>3296405
It's probably that we gave so much post warm warning feedback he's wondering how best to write something to satisfy us

Sasuga OP studios
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OP, please, my exams, they are very sick
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>>3296404
OP better do something cool for that
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>>3296407
It must be hard which rod goes into which hole with so many options to choose from. Between Ally, Rose, Rose's toys, Alex, and Kay's yoga moves, we're going to need your average Jojo chapter's worth of exposition to describe what's going on.

Somebody get Speedwagon on the case.
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>>3296414
>we're going to need your average Jojo chapter's worth of exposition to describe what's going on.
No, even worse. A HxH wall of text!
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Two hours. Officially the warmest wait (not counting in-between days.)
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>>3296423
IT APPEARS
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>>3296423
THIS BETTER BE WORTH THE 2 HOUR WAIT OP!
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>>3296423
YES
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>>3296423
>We finally got Kay
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>>3296423
unf
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>>3296423
Worth the wait
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>>3296423
Good start to a Monday. Thanks OP.
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>>3296423
I'm almost scared to finish, in case Alex's punishment comes sooner than expected.
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>>3296423
Oh my.
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GIRLS FUCKED: 9/12

Kay has finished cleaning herself and drying off. She's still naked from the waist-up and now she's languidly pulling on a pair of pantyhose in the locker room as she informs you: "Whitney talked to me a little earlier."

"Yeah, so? She didn't say the N word again, did she?"

Kay makes a face. "She told me she's looking for an old research partner of Renee Carte's. Gustav Eichmann. Figured I would know."

You squint at her.

"And wouldn't you know it," Kay says with a grin, "but in fact I do."

"How the fuck do you know everything before the rest of us?"

"That's a trade secret. Sorry."

"I guess all that time not fucking leaves you with nothing better to do."

She flips you off.

"Well?" You say. "Where is he?"

"Why do you want to know?" Kay demands. "Are you stupid motherfuckers working on another Sand Reckoner? Or maybe your sister isn't all better, after all -- something is still wrong with her. Those are about the only reasons I can think of that would make you want to get in touch with that wannabe Nazi hack."

[ ] Tell her.
[ ] Make something up.
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>>3296444
God dammit.

I really don't want to tell her, but Alabaster is a notoriously terrible liar. We'd just be staving off the inevitable.

>[x] Tell her.
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>>3296444
>[x] Make something up.
If we also tell her we may as well tell everybody
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>>3296444
>[x] Tell her.
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>>3296444
>[ ] Tell her.
She was a pro wingman in the desert. She'll be a pro wingman yet again.
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>>3296444
>[x] Tell her.
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>>3296444
...
Shit, this is tough. If we tell her, she's going to tell the whole damn world, but if we lie she's going to come after us like a dog.

Fuck it.
[X] Tell her. But ONLY the fact that Cerise has Darkbloom in the brain.
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>>3296423

>>3296444

[ ] Tell her, but not about Darkbloom specifically.
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>>3296447
>>3296449
>>3296450
>>3296452
Jesus we should just tell Vivian and Noelle at this point
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>>3296444
oof
>[x] Tell her that Cerise is fucked up
Not like she can make much of a story out of that. r-right?
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>[x] Tell her

Closing and writing.

>>3296454
Top tier doujin.
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>>3296444
>[X] Make something up.
I know this is a terrible option and I love Kay... but I can't fully trust her yet. If she isn't completely loyal this is going to backfire.
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>>3296461

OP has patrician taste as usual.
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>>3296461
Ok guys quick question. Who WON'T we tell?
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>>3296465
Mara.
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>>3296465
Mom
Mara
Tyrus
Armstrong
Nelson
Ken

y'know. Lot's of people. Duh.
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If it makes you guys feel better, the truth is so fucking ridiculous that she might not even believe us in the first place.
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>>3296466
>>3296467
Ok so side characters and Mara? Sasuga /fq/
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>>3296444
Who're we missing? Cerise, Noelle, Makoto?
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>>3296467

I dunno, if Mom is real she could be top ally. She could also be on top of Ally.
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>>3296471
That'll make nobody happy
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>>3296476
Cerise, Noelle, Makoto, and Galatea, to our knowledge. Not to mention the plethora of milfs.

It's like I stated at the beginning of the season: there's no way we get to have everybody.
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>>3296476
Mom
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>>3296481
Then Cerise, Galatea, Makoto? The rest seem less likely.
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>[x] Tell her.

"There's something wrong with Cerise," you admit. "I'm not going to say anything more."

"I'll find out," Kay says. "So you might as well."

"You know as well as I do that there could be listening devices in here--"

Kay reaches for her purse, opens it up. "I've got a handy-dandy listening device of my own," she says. She shows you something that looks like a portable radio, or Walkman. "This will beep if there's anyone listening in. And it isn't beeping, so..."

"It doesn't matter," you say. "It's my family. My personal business. Something is wrong with Cerise's implant, and Gustav Eichmann can help us. Tell me where he is or don't -- we'll find him either way."

Kay puts a finger to her lips in a very Steve Jobs-ian thinking pose. She contemplates this. "Something is wrong in her brain. All scrambled up by Sand Reckoner. Amnesia? Or does she still see things the way Sand Reckoner sees -- is she overloaded with information?"

You give her a steely glare.

"All right," Kay says. "So whatever it is, it's serious. Life threatening?"

"Yes."

"Business threatening?"

"Yes."

"...World threatening?"

"Quite likely, yes."

"Wow."

She pulls out a pen, and a slip of paper, and writes. "This is a PO box. You can reach him there. He's very analog these days, for good reason."

"You remember this random person's mailing address -- just like that?"

She smirks that annoying smirk of hers. "You're not the only one with a good memory. That's another requirement of my trade. Here."

She hands it over. You read.

"Palau?" You say. "Talk about running to the edges of the Earth. I'm not sure where Palau even is."

She laughs. "Pull out your atlas, then. Who knows. If things get much worse, maybe you'll have to take a permanent vacation there too."
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>>3296479
So far, the only person not seemingly having a good time is you. Stop trying to think with your brain and start thinking with your cock anon. It'll serve you much better in this quest.
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>>3296488
>Palau

Masterful!
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>>3296488
[fear]
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>>3296487
Those are the most likely three, with the flags currently triggered (Cerise, of course, will be last).

But my dick will not rest until we rail Noelle over an interrogation room table.

>>3296488
>Palau
>" ...If things get much worse, maybe you'll have to take a permanent vacation there too."

That was a really funny joke, OP. So funny I didn't even remember to laugh. Amazing.
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>>3296488
>Palau?
Oh, no...
>If things get much worse, maybe you'll have to take a permanent vacation there too.
Goddamnit, OP.
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>>3296488
>Palau

Oh God it's happening again!
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>>3296488

UMIDAH!
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>>3296499
That had one of the best smut scenes in the quest tho.
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>>3296497
Didn't we already fuck Cerise in a Walmart changing room before we drove across the desert with the whole gang in season 2?
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>>3296507
Oral doesn't count, son. C'mon, we've been doing this for almost five years now, you should all know the rules.
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>>3296476

Cerise, Makoto, Darkbloom?
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>>3296510
The rules remain clear, I just couldn't recall if we actually fucked her in there or not, as its been a while since Season 2, so some details are a bit hazy.
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>>3296490
Who says I'm not having a good time? I just think the idea of telling LITERALLY EVERYBODY we fuck is a horrible idea but hey what do I know maybe we'll suffer 0 consequences again. And also I don't think you understood the meaning of my post...
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>>3296488
>Palau
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>>3296505
Mmm... true enough.
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>>3296488
>Palau
>[x] Concern
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You sit for a long time in the driver's seat of your car, in the parking garage across from Darkbloom Analytics. Saul's text that Cerise's little "interview" with Noelle is over has helped put your worried mind a bit more at ease. But you've still got 1,000 other problems, and they're rapidly multiplying.

Kay was fun, but you still need to take the edge off.

[ ] Alex's apartment -- to punish him.
[ ] Dr. Carte's -- to drill for quiz night, even if Whitney is sure to interrupt...
[ ] Home, with Cerise -- to unwind with a wholesome family movie night.
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Look at it this way: at the rate we're going, we'll soon have so many girls to juggle that we'll need a Palau vacation just to give each of them all the time they deserve.
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>>3296520
>[x] Dr. Carte's -- to drill for quiz night, even if Whitney is sure to interrupt...
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>>3296520
>[x] Alex's apartment -- to punish him.
It's time to give the boy some love!
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>>3296520
>[X] Home, with Cerise -- to unwind with a wholesome family movie night.
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>>3296520

>[ ] Home, with Cerise -- to unwind with a wholesome family movie night.

Then later we can go grab Alex together.
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>>3296520
[x] Home, with Cerise -- to unwind with a wholesome family movie night.
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>>3296520
>[X] Home, with Cerise -- to unwind with a wholesome family movie night.
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>>3296520
>[x] Alex's apartment -- to punish him.
It's time for him to get some time
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>>3296520
>[x] Home, with Cerise -- to unwind with a wholesome family movie night.
let's make it 10/12
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>>3296520
I'm gonna do it guys.
I'm gonna be a greedy motherfucker.

>[x] Punish Alex with Cerise and unwind with a wholesome family movie night.
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>>3296514
It has never been a matter of 'if' we tell them, but a matter of 'when' we tell them. They all have strong basis for need-to-know, but its the particular scenario and timing that will effect how it all plays out.

They're all going to find out eventually. In this case, it made sense to loop Kay in. Noelle will almost certainly be last, if we ever do inform her ourselves(which I hope we do. Having her find out second hand and reinforcing her mental image of us as 'the betrayer' will almost guarantee that it gets received in a negative light.)
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>>3296520
>[x] Punish Alex with Cerise and unwind with a wholesome family movie night.
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>>3296520
>[x] Alex's apartment -- to punish him
Family bonding will have to wait.
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>>3296520
>>3296535
Don't think of it as being greedy, think of it as enhancing Cerise's movie night experience like a good brother.
>[x] Punish Alex with Cerise and unwind with a wholesome family movie night.
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>>3296520
>[x] Punish Alex with Cerise and unwind with a wholesome family movie night.

>>3296535 This nigga gets it. Don't let us down /FQ/
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>>3296520
>>3296535
[x]th'd
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(please wait warmly)
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i'm changing
>>3296534
to
>>3296535

mostly because if we fuck cerise right now there's a chance darkbloom will come out, which would be gay, and alabaster isn't gay
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>>3296520
>[ ] Home, with Cerise -- to unwind with a wholesome family movie night.
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>>3296550
I'm very, very sorry for all the extra effort, OP-sama. I hope you can forgive me.
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>>3296488
>Palau
Oh god
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>>3296488
>Palau
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>>3296355
>gyaru
>worst anything
Wew.
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>>3296535
let's do this
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Oh hey this is relevant again
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>>3296520
I’m actually killing myself for missing this vote but
>[x] Cerise
just to give myself the illusion of making a choice that mattered
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>>3296556
I'm pretty sure you're write-in didn't win if that's what you're implying
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>>3296550

Fun fact, this episode has already had the highest concentration of「warm」scenes since season 1. OP must be laying the groundwork for his presidential bid.
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>>3296577
I'd vote for him. But what would his platform be?
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>>3296520
>[ ] Alex's apartment -- to "punish" him.
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>>3296577
I wanted to make this season bigger and lewder.
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You're taking us all to new heights OP. Never stop.
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>>3296588
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>>3296588
You’re the best thing on the shitty fucking godforsaken site. I hope you know that.
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>>3296588
Sweet fucking crackers and cheese.
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>>3296588
The absolute madman
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>>3296588
You're doing a good job so far
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>>3296536
>It has never been a matter of 'if' we tell them, but a matter of 'when' we tell them. They all have strong basis for need-to-know, but its the particular scenario and timing that will effect how it all plays out.
You say that as if literally every option that has come up to tell anybody has every resulted in not telling them which is far from the case. We tell them instantly the second it comes up which is just plain stupid. And also the "they'll find out eventually so it might as well be now" mentality is really dumb and reckless
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>>3296603
This, unironically.
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>>3296621
I see you're still not asking your dick what it thinks. I suggest you seek better council and return afterwards.
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>>3296505
Both those Vivian scenes, in the sea and in the house...my poor penis.
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>>3296629
Just asked him and my dicks says that he thinks we should plan the next 5 threads in advanced to decide who we're going to tell and the direct consequences of those actions. It's a surprisingly wordy dick
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You just want to go home for the night. Aside from the fact that you're tired and sore all over, you're sure Rose would like a break from keeping an eye on Cerise. Beneath their bickering, you know they do care for each other (of course, those idiots would never admit it!) But having to spend every waking moment together must be a little much. And you did promise to separate them, after all.

There's a lot of anime in your backlog too. Cerise, who's had a lot of free time since waking up, has made recommendations: obviously she's nuts about the NeeKyu revival, which was unexpectedly announced and brought to air right before the season began. Aside from that, she really enjoys Bunnygirl Senpai from the prior year -- seemed a bit dumb, to you, when you first heard about it. And she says that poor Rose, forced to watch alongside her, has managed to find enjoyment in an anime from last winter season. Kaguya-sama you think it's called, which you never followed either.

So there's lots to choose from. And so little time, these days.
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>>3296642
I was talking about the semen strings between Whitney and Rose's tits.
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>>3296645
But we already did.
And oddly, TRUST seems to be a pretty big theme right now.

Now hush.
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>>3296648
>Cerise is into Bunnygirl Senpai
As long as our ending is better.

>Rose into Kaguya-sama
Moderately sized heh.
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>>3296648
>And she says that poor Rose, forced to watch alongside her, has managed to find enjoyment in an anime from last winter season. Kaguya-sama you think it's called, which you never followed either.
Based
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At home, these expectations of a quiet night being a homebody with Cerise evaporate. In Cerise's bedroom, you find Rose (as expected), all gauzed up and still pale from the blood loss. Cerise too, obviously. But also an unexpected third: Alex.

"Hey there, Ally! Uh -- hope you don't mind."

Two things you notice straight away.

One, Cerise is slumming it, as usual; braless tee and panties, the NEET special. She might protest that she wants to be gainfully employed again, but the rotten soul of a NEET remains.

Two, Alex is in Cerise's maid costume -- now there's a memory.

Only after these observations do you realize the reason for the occasion. Cerise has all her old circuit bending gear arrayed on her desk, and she's been dissecting one of her Furbies. Alex, sitting alongside, with a soldering iron in hand, is her gleeful assistant.

"They're entering business together," Rose says. "Isn't that sweet?" Her speech is slurred and she's clearly drowsy.

"Is that so?" You say. "Going back on stream, Cerise?"

"Uh-huh!" Alex answers for her.

"I couldn't say no when he hit me with those puppy dog eyes," Cerise confirms. So that settles it: between the two of you, Cerise is the bigger sucker. "Alex is going to be my cohost."

"In that getup?" You say. "Alex, you're on the board of a Fortune 500 company. I know this is 2019 but it's a little -- uh --"

"That's why there's this!" He says. He grabs a surgical mask off Cerise's desk and dons it. "Like a bandit. Totally anonymous." He makes finger guns at you.

You actually, and without irony, clutch at your chest. It should be illegal for boys to be this cute. (In some jurisdictions, it actually is.)

"We were just finishing up," Cerise tells you.

"Good," you say, "wait here."

You help Rose to her feet and walk her to her bedroom. "Where's Whitney?" You ask. "I didn't see her car in the driveway."

"She assumed you were at her mom's, so she went over. Turns out dear old mother was still trying to help Vivian get over her loss in the tournament. So now I guess they're all having a big cry-in together. Honestly. Vivian is such a baby about these things... she doesn't know how to lose with grace..."

"Oh, and you do," you say, helping her in to bed.

"Of course," she says. "I learned from the best."

"Are you calling me a loser? In case all those concussions made you retarded, I beat you tonight. You were the loser."

"No. I beat you. The only reason you won that point is because of Kay. But you and I... we know the truth. Rose wins."

"Don't talk about yourself in the third person. It's creepy."

"Rose wins."

"I'll deal with you later," you say, as she snuggles up, and you leave again for Cerise's bedroom.

(please wait warmlier)
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>>3296657
I like where this is going
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>>3296657
>(please wait warmlier)
How warm is it going to get?
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>>3296657
I'm literally on fire.
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>>3296648

Good to see Alabaster still fails to watch the best anime of the season.
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>>3296651
>As long as our ending is better
I’m still fucking mad about that
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>>3296665
>Preasu buy the movie, o-kyaku-sama!
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>>3296657
>"No. I beat you. The only reason you won that point is because of Kay. But you and I... we know the truth. Rose wins."
>"Don't talk about yourself in the third person. It's creepy."
>"Rose wins."
I like this, I see myself using this a lot
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>>3296657

>"That's why there's this!" He says. He grabs a surgical mask off Cerise's desk and dons it. "Like a bandit. Totally anonymous." He makes finger guns at you.

>You actually, and without irony, clutch at your chest. It should be illegal for boys to be this cute. (In some jurisdictions, it actually is.)
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>>3296662
Self-immolation levels of warmth.
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>>3296649
Do you happen to have the name or number?

You just made think of good scenes from there, wouldn't imply any judgement or such.
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>>3296657
>"Rose wins."
Foreshadowing?
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>>3296657
Don't die on us, OP.

Not gonna lie, I'm a bit disappointed we're missing out on the Renee/Vivian/Whitney ultimate oyakodon. Renee's had plenty of focus this episode though, so I can't complain. Maybe next time.
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>>3296657
So Whitney, Vivian and Renee together... I'm sure nothing un-christian is going on there.
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>>3296682
>Renee's had plenty of focus this episode though
Not enough you ask me!
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>>3296682
There had to be a cost to what we chose. Perfectly balanced.
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Daily reminder that Diogenes was a shitposter
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>>3296695
Diogenes was and still remains the best philosopher

we should all aspire to be like him
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>>3296682

I don't know if we can call that 'ultimate' when our mom(?) is potentially the nexus of a double family(?) temporal(?) oyakodon.
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>>3296719
I, too, enjoy tempura with my oyakodon.
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>>3296719
Fuck, you're right. That has to happen.

Renee/Vivian/Whitney/Mom/Cerise/Rose2/Amber/Charlotte/Rose1 Ultra Oyakodon Deluxe when?
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So since Darkbloom's cycle is probably tied to Vivian's orgasms, he's gonna wake up with a close-up of us ball's deep into Alex, isn't he?
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Also boop, 4:21.
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I remember a time when I thought I was going to be able to sleep tonight...
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>>3296773

Naive, anonymous-dono.
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https://pastebin.com/Dvp7bLvC
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>>3296797
I wish I could be as straight as Ally
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>>3296797
NOT GAY
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>>3296797
When will we get to fuck Alex as he fucks one of the girls?
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>>3296797
>"Oh my god," Cerise says. "What are you doing?"
>You glance up at her. "Should I take this back to my bedroom?"
>"What? I didn't tell you to stop!"
kek
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>>3296423
Wow, great work OP
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>>3296797
St-stay hydrated, lads and lasses.
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>>3296797

This is dangerous.
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>>3296797
keep up the good work op studios

but for now I must sleep
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>>3296797
Well, time for some gatorade.
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>>3296488
>Palau

Oh no no no
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>>3296797
That pic is such tease, when will we kiss Ally?

Amazing as always OP, having Cerise enjoy seeing us fuck our trap was a great idea.
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So guys what do you think the episode ending twist will be?
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>>3296797
We really need to try out happy sex one of these days. Not that I'm complaining.
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It's well past midnight when you wake up again. You're cuddled beside Cerise, who is secured tightly, hands and ankles ziptied together -- a nighttime precaution against the potential of an unwelcome visitor. (Alex, all cleaned up, is passed out next to Rose in her bed -- it would have been difficult to explain to him the need for tying Cerise up.)

What wakes you, you realize, is the incessant ringing of the doorbell. Over and over again it chimes. Rose and Alex must both be too exhausted -- each for different reasons -- for it to have roused them. Cerise, even if she woke up, would of course be unable to answer. And Whitney, you assume, isn't home yet (wasn't she was just bitching at you about unscheduled sleepovers with her mom?...)

So it's up to you.

Groggy and wiping the sand from your tear ducts, you march downstairs. "I'm coming, I'm coming," you groan.

You open the door. Standing there is your mother.
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>>3296850
Aw shit.
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>>3296850
Oh no.
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>>3296850
oh fuck
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>>3296488
>Palau

Oh no no no

>>3296797
It's not gay if you fuck a trap in the ass with your sister
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>>3296850
Oh shit
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Her eyes are searching your face, looking for something. For what, you're not sure. That recognition is still there, though. It burns brighter than ever.

You pluck up the courage to say it this time. Nodding reassuringly, and laying a hand on her shoulder, you say: "Mom..."

She slaps you.

You reel back, clutching your cheek. "What the fuck!"

"Did you mess with my head? What did you do to me, Alabaster?"

"I didn't do anything," you insist.

"Am I some kind of test subject? Is that what this is? Did you put false memories in my brain? What did you do to me? Answer me!"

You stand tall again, and look her straight in the eye. "It's not a false memory. I don't know how... I really don't... but it's for real."

She clenches both her jaw and her fist.

"It's..." you begin, but trail off. You gaze up and over her shoulder, at the moon, thinking. After a moment, you try again. "When I was in 6th grade, I put off a science project until the very last day before it was due. You helped me make a scale model of the solar system out of styrofoam... we stayed up til 1 AM working on it... and then you grounded me for procrastinating."

She winces and violently shakes her head, as if trying to reject this.

"The first time Whitney came over for dessert for dinner Sunday, you kicked her out, but you still sent her home with a tupperware full of apple pie."

She's jutting her jaw in and out, eyes closed, practically hyperventilating.

"When Cerise graduated from high school, you framed the diploma and put it on the wall in the living room. But she made you take it down because it embarrassed her."

"Stop!" She screams. "Stop it! It's not true! I'm not your mother!"

"If you aren't my mother, who are you, then?"

"I'm... I'm Scarlett Catachresis... I'm Rose and Amber's mother... I always have been."

"You taught me everything I know about how to cook. And a lot of other stuff... stuff I didn't ever thank you for."

She wipes stray tears away with the back of her palm. "You're an awful cook. There's no way I taught you how to cook, because I certainly would have done a much better job than that!"

"Mom..." you say.

You step forward, slowly, and draw her into a hug. Sobbing, she hugs you back.

END OF EPISODE 5.
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>>3296861
Hug your mothers, guys. Put some pants on first please.
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>>3296861
ohhhh man
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>>3296861
;w;
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>>3296861
Now even my heart is warm. Thank you, OP.
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>>3296861
Aww
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>>3296861
What a fantastic episode. Good shit OP
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>>3296863
I make a point of it.
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>>3296861

Thanks for the hard work OP! This episode was super good, you've seduced me all over again!
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I was reading some old pastebins and came across something interesting from the (warm waiting) where Alabaster fucks Whitney and takes Vivian's virginity

>Vivian gasps. "W-what are you doing, Whitney?"

>Whitney is hardly fazed. "You know my name. Did Ally tell you about me?"

>"Father did... he said to look out for you."

>"Are you sorry you didn't listen?" She asks.

>Vivian doesn't say anything. But she does lift the hem of her dress, baring her conservative white panties, allowing Whitney unfettered access.

Did Vivian know Whitney was her sister the whole time?
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>>3296861
Calling it now. Best episode of the reboot.
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>>3296879
No, she even asked David about it on the airport tarmac before he left for DC. He was going to tell her when he came back the biggest death flag in a scene comprised solely of death flags.
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>>3296879
I think Darkbloom mentioned her before but was probably very vague about why
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>>3296884
ah yes, i remember that now
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>>3296861
I love it! Though it makes me wonder about lots of things now: is she Rose2s mother? I assume not but then how does Rose Secundus fit into all of it? Is she just a plant of some kind?
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>>3296887
It's even funnier because that was probably one of OP's most obvious hints, but us, being Alabaster Soliloquy, completely failed to pick up on it at the time since we were distracted by... other things.
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>>3296890
Rose2 and Camelia are both russian sleepers
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>>3296884
But he didn't die tho.
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>>3296895
I know this was a joke, but I'm actually willing to entertain the notion that Rose 2 was legitimately planted into Ally's life deliberately by an external source. Whether it be related to the experiment, the Russians, reality fuckery (besides on the meta-quest level), or some other fourth thing, it actually seems plausible.
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>>3296861
Well, I guess I'll be giving my mom a call tomorrow.
Thank you very much for your work, OP, as always.
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Well shit it's about 6 and my classes start at 1. Is it even worth it to go to sleep/
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>>3296900
it wasn't a joke, i'm positive she's an agent of some kind, and probably a russian one.
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>>3296903
Oh, well that's fair. Even if Rose2 is a Russian plant though, I doubt that about Amber / Camelia.
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>>3296895
>>3296900

>"Russia": from Rus, the native name of the people and the country (source of Arabic Rus, Medieval Greek Rhos)

>Rhos
>Rose

Coincidence, or assassin, here to wipe out our harem with tainted cookies? Wake up, sheeple!
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>>3296902
assuming it takes less than an hour to get to your class, you could get a solid 5-6 hours of sleep, go to class in your pjs
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>>3296883
What was the best episode pre-reboot then?
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>>3296900
>>3296903
>>3296906
>>3296907
You guys think that this orb of bubblegum scented purity is a spy? She's innocent!
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>>3296911
>purity
Imagine being this delusional.
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>>3296913
Wait are you trying to imply that she isn't pure? I'm gonna need some citations for that
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>>3296913
Half as delusional as Rosemary Fries (Available for a limited time at Burgerville) 2 herself
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>>3296918
Here's your citation bro
>https://pastebin.com/atRvLjgJ
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I wanna point out that we started at FUCKING 9. This shit was lasted over 9 hours. I think this is longest session since the reboot. There were probably longer sessions during FQ 1 though
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By far the longest episode not prior to the addition of bonus material. Like I said: bigger and lewder.

CURRENT PROMINENCE BY MENTION:
Whitney: 490
Cerise: 340
Rose: 218
Renee: 212
Rose2: 204
Vivian: 196
Alex: 169
Kay: 125
Camelia/Amber: 124
Galatea: 115
Makoto: 60
Noelle: 37
Sable: 17
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>>3296927
Thank you so much again, OP-sama. All the love. All the time. Sleep well! (I hope)
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>>3296924
>Her tongue wags as you fill her and she nearly passes out. Her droopy face going even droopier as she accepts your seed. You've never seen an ahegao so perfect. She must have been practicing.
A Truly Disgusting Creature
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>>3296924
Well I mean yeah we took her purity. I thought you were implying that she was screwing Stackleford like some people were saying a while back

>>3296931
Rude!
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>>3296927
You’re too fucking good for this world OP
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>>3296927
Thanks OP! This is definitely the best ep so far
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>>3296927
I realized on review that I made a critical typo at one of the most important junctures.

So please, everyone, understand that the counter is actually at 8 girls (plus a boy), not 9 (plus a boy).

I made an improved version of the stats graphic. At some point I'll add non-counter lewds to it as well, but the hearts indicate where we increased the counter.
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>>3296940
Does Hate-Anal with Galatea really not count?
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>>3296932
Season 3, Episode 2:
>She [Mom] goes back to her work and mutters: "Tch... why does Rose have to always pick such weird guys..."
I'm not saying that's an absolute proof, but you know how anon is. Oh, there also wasn't a mention of her hymen breaking during the sex, as someone pointed; but 1) OP doesn't like blood and 2) some of the girls have broke their hymen with toys and such.
That get some people fearing she was Stacklefucked.
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>>3296861
It was about time for me to take my mom out for dinner anyways
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So will we get to fuck Mom? Because the lactation scene with her and Cerise in S1 was the hottest shit.
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>>3296942

You must ejaculate raw inside her cunt to increase the counter. Please understand.
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>>3296949
understood
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>>3296946
Going a weekend trip with mine in a month, take care of your parents FQ.
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>>3296949
Boypussy=cunt? Or is Rose going to have to educate us on transgender rights again?
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>>3296958
>Boypussy=cunt?

Yes! Otherwise it would be gay. And Alabaster is not gay.
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>>3296977
It's always nice to have clarity, thanks OP.

If it's not rude, might I ask what sort of stuff you don't personally like in your lewds? Since somone mentioned blood and I don't want to look like an ass asking/hoping for things you don't want to do.
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>>3296981

A brief but non-comprehensive list of things I won't ever do:

-Lots of blood / guro
-Scat, flatulence or enema
-Bara
-Sounding
-Diapers / infantilism
-Tentacles
-Crazy shit like, I dunno, vore, inflation, transformation etc
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>>3296989
>Sounding
Do I want to know?
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>>3296989
Is a Paul x Rose scene possible?
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>>3297000
I know my tastes are deviant, but I can't do anything about them.
Having them go at it while we fuck Charlotte would make it the 1# lewd scene.
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>>3296989
I think that lines up with most people, though I admit I'm surprised at tentacles but I guess they wouldn't fit the tone.
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>>3297014
Tentacles don't disgust me like, say, scat, or horrify me like guro... but just kinda leave me cold. I never saw the appeal.
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>>3297017
I can see that in a way, they were exciting at the start when you discovered hentai, but there is a limit to what you can do with and they are kind of impersonal. The last point is why I still enjoy consentacles.

Put Alex in more cute outfits please!
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>>3297019
Tentacles have always been the thing I enjoy but don't seek out.
Mahou Shoujo Elena remains one of my favorite hentai OVAs.
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So when do we fuck Rose's mom?
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>>3296657
>But you and I... we know the truth. Rose wins."
>"Don't talk about yourself in the third person. It's creepy."
>"Rose wins."


Now you cut that out OP
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>>3291982
>"--OnCe ReMoVeD--"
Based.
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>>3292794
>Stackleford is still a dork but he's fit as fuck now
>murder twink alex
>Duel of the Roses

God this is such a good thread.
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>>3296945
I mean the weird guys comment could simply be referring to things like celebrity crushes and stuff like that

Also there wasn't a mention of Kay's hymen breaking either irrc. And plus she has the world's tightest pussy, I seriously doubt that she's taking 15 dicks a day
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>>3297218
If Kay still had her hymen at the start of the day, there was no way it was surviving those tennis matches.

I don't really care if Rose2 fucked Stackleford or not, but it's totally possible she just hung around him without fucking. Kaasan's comment makes sense either way.
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Also for anyone concerned about their heterosexuality, Alex is definitely somewhere in the first two
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I just want to point out the irony that OP wanted this episode to be only 1 session and it ended up being the longest one yet. Sasuga OP
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If I were Rose2's partner I would have helped her pummel Rose1!
And then I would take Rose2 to karaoke and make love to her!
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>>3296725
>leaving out Mara
You need to touch all four bases to score a home run.
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>>3297267
ROMAN RVULES is best
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There are a couple scales the rate traps on, and they're all pretty good.
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Okay, I think this captures everything. This might change when I review it for the stats post next week.

Some fun facts:
-Alex and Cerise are the only characters to get triple lewded in a single episode (so far.)
-Alex is also the only character with more than one double lewd (so far.)
-Other double lewded characters include Whitney, Sable, and Renee.
-I included two lewd scenes in this reckoning that aren't on the pastebin: Cerise and Whitney molesting Alex in Season 2 episode 9 (while Rose watches) and Whitney's hot tub footjob with Makoto watching in this season's episode 2. Both were of course pretty tame by FQ standards but I thought they should count. There may be other non-pastebin scenes I'm forgetting.
-Kay gets the award for being the most peripherally involved in a lewd while still counting (in my opinion) -- for being a highly interested spectator to fucking Rose in season 2 episode 10.
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>>3297852
>19:21:39
Don't think I won't notice, OP
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>>3297852
Maybe it's just me but I honestly preferred the simplicity of the previous charts without all this heart clutter. Less is more as they say
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>>3297875

No reason I can't keep posting both versions each week.
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>>3297878
Thank you~
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>>3297852
As always, the data is beautiful. Thanks, OP!
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>>3297852
I almost considered doing this myself this morning, but was far too tired for any actual follow through besides a few small notes. Once more, you've gone above and beyond OP.

I also now know what I'm going to work on for the anniversary. This should be fun~.
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>>3297995
I was also working on something. I wanted to finish by thread 6 but now that I realized that 5th anniversary is coming in 2 weeks I'll take my time with it and post it then
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Soooo OP...

You still working on those Mad libs?
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>>3299738
Well based off of the pic filename in >>3292794 we was at least working on them at some point. Not sure if he is anymore though
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>>3297267
All traps are gay. Congrats on falling for a psyop chart. His (keyword here) dick is mentioned in multiple scenes too. It’s okay to be gay, I guess, but be honest with yourself.
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>>3300467
>All traps are gay
No. No they are not
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>>3300467
Has anon never experienced the beauty of a reverse trap?
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>>3300552
As expected from one of the thread’s most prolific gays. I don’t have a smug anime girl that can adequately encapsulate this. I wouldn’t want to gross you out by posting an image without a dick in it anyway.

Addendum: reverse traps aren’t gay. Unless maybe there are two of them. More research is needed.
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>>3300701
It's not gay though. If I was gay I want to fuck another dude. So why would I also he attracted to someone who looks just like a girl? The dick is a mere accessory for contrast, kind of like gap moe. Traps are completely health and I pity how short sighted you must be not to realize that

Also here's the true queen of smug
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>>3300773
Imagine being so deep in the closet you go on 4chan and rationalize how wanting to fuck a boy isn't gay
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>>3301013
It's bi.
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>>3301013
Wanting to fuck a boy is gay. Wanting to fuck a trap is not. I mean how can you resist something so cute?
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>>3300467
>>3300773
>>3301013

Now isn't the time to enforce the patriarchal gender binary, guys. With the advent of feminine penis technology, its now completely straight to look at or even accidentally brush up against a trap's dick (female).
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Today I will remind them.
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>>3301121
>OP's opinion is fact
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>>3301121
See, this is fine. At least admit it. It’s cool to joke about it, but I think some of those on the wrong side of the bell curve have unironically started to believe that it’s not gay to actively vote for smut involving another dude’s dick jizzing everywhere. There was an option to spend time with Cerise. People were so thirsty for more dicks that they actually wrote in Alex with Cerise. The other option? Oh, just a foursome with a milf, her daughter and her quasi-step daughter. But no, that’s yucky, dicks and jizz please!
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>>3301168
We had TWO H scenes with Renee this episode anon.
TWO.
Not that that's too many, but she's hogging the spotlight.
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>>3301168
But it actually isn't gay
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>>3301213
> Some fun facts:
> -Alex and Cerise are the only characters to get triple lewded in a single episode (so far.)
> -Alex is also the only character with more than one double lewd (so far.)
Alright. And for the record, I would’ve voted for the solo Cerise option.
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>>3301233
Hey don't pin that one on us, OP was the one who had more lewd developments planned for the poor boy than anything else
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>>3301168
You seem to be upset by the idea of a dicks, is it really that bad and terrible that you spend so many words decrying it?
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>>3301324
Still sad that we'll only have had the one Amber scene.
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>>3301484

Every lewd scene since then has actually been with Camelia, and we just perceive her as a different harem member each time.
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>>3301484
You should take the glass half full approach and be excited by all the things we can do to her in the future

Still upset she doesn't have the eye patch anymore though
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>>3301168
oh, so this is just "I don't like X, therefore no one should like X".

other people exist and have different likes and dislikes. this is a cooperative game. if you want solo smut, then you should ask OP if OP does commission work or special requests.

Who knows, perhaps OP likes money or flattery?

Case in point, OP you are an amazing writer with good taste in fetishes and excellent vocabulary!
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>arguing about traps
>in Fuck Quest

Calm down, Anonymous-tachi. Don't get your super-cute panties in a bunch.
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>>3301520
How could I have possibly been so blind?
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>>3301535
>Still upset she doesn't have the eye patch anymore though
Agreed the eyepatch made her much cuter
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I just hope we get to see Vivian and Amber interact more in the future with their particular brands of chuuni bullshit. Hopefully without wanting to rip each other apart.
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>>3301565
This is honestly all far too interesting to make a huge deal over the fetish aspect of it. The chaos of player decisions is a big part of the excitement for me. The incessant nature of (closet?) gays tends to put a damper on that chaos by their fixated, polarizing nature. It shifts the equisiteness of a microcosm of varied desire into... well, just dicks. There are other more plebeian venues for the observation and savoring of the effects of sociomemetics on the fragility of sexual identity.
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>>3301618
But it's not gay. We don't want to fuck Darkbloom or anything just Alex, who's incredibly feminine
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>>3301484

If it's any consolation, that scene was one of my favorites and I did some serious plot finagling to get it to happen before the season ended.

Also, the eyepatch might be gone but Amber is an interesting girl nonetheless!

We'll see a whole lot more of her.
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>>3301674
Excitement~.
Can we shitpost in it, can we, can we, can we?
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>>3301674
The most hype.
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>>3301674
The eye patch was the best part though!
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>>3301642

>We don't want to fuck Darkbloom or anything

Speak for yourself.
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Interesting thread. Apparently hidden in the code for the lyrics used for Mili's World.Search(You); - the sequel song to world.execute(me); - is a big 617 easter egg, a number that has memetic prevalence throughout Mili's discography in a similar way to our very own 421. Not 100% related, but fascinating nonetheless.

https://twitter.com/shirasu_d/status/1100360694254325762
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>>3301722
That's really cool! Mili's whole vibe and aesthetic has influence FQ a lot, but I never knew they had their own version of 421.

This is totally apropos of nothing but I looked at Alabaster's own "prominence by mention" for season 3 so far and he sits at 212 which ties him with Renee right now. (I counted "Alabaster"and "Ally" together).

For season 2, he ends up here:
Rose: 929
Cerise: 920
Whitney: 736
Alex: 654
Alabaster: 469
Sable: 397
Galatea: 301
Vivian: 299
Camelia: 296
Kay: 251

Somewhat close but overshooting 421 a bit. It's kinda funny to me that he's not really close to first place, but then again it makes sense because it's a second-person narrative.

(It's also still funny to me how Rose and Cerise ended in a virtual tie over the span of a story that was over 200,000 words in length).

Another tidbit I find super interesting. Names of prominent characters were 2.597% of the total text of season 2. In season 3, they're 2.607% -- a 0.01% difference. Crazy consistency. I think we may be seeing a great example of Zipf's law in action.
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>>3301733
>Zipf's law
Well I learned something new today. That... sure is a math thing.
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>>3301706
If he intends to somehow stay alive, I think we should find him a different body, or two (maybe one for each day).
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>>3301772

Mara would be a good candidate from a threat-neutralization perspective, although it's hard to say whether giving Darkbloom control over the Russian mob is a good idea.
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>>3301213
>she's hogging the spotlight.
She was basically absent for the entirety of season two. The attention she got this episode was long overdue.
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>>3301733
>(It's also still funny to me how Rose and Cerise ended in a virtual tie over the span of a story that was over 200,000 words in length).
Yeah but now Cerise and even Whitney are destroying her. She doesn't seem to have much relevance to the plot this season unfortunately...
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Two details to further instill [worry]

1: in season 2, Camelia tries to entice Alabaster with perfume. Alabaster says it’s the same perfume mom used to wear.

2: In this season, Rose2 continually calls Stackleford “Stacks”. The only other person to ever use this nickname? Camelia.

Her connection to the Catachresis family is a long one.
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>>3301951
We’re pretty certain that Rose is going to be the “wife” hiding with Alabaster in Alaska when shit hits the fan, right? She’ll get her time in the spotlight.
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>>3301977
Holy shit good fucking catch
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>>3301951
I've always seen her main hook this season being her whole love rivalry with Rose2. It's less plot important but more romantic if anything else
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>>3302006
Obsessively rereading old material pays off!

I only caught the “Stacks” thing because it happens in the same scene as the perfume. I was curious so did a text search and yep, before our favorite bubblegum blowie provider, Camelia is the only one to use it. She does it a couple different times.
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>>3301979
>>3302023
Yeah that'd be cool. Especially the Rose2 thing, that could be really interesting
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>>3302114
I also disagree that arose has not been plot relevant. She’s been Alabaster’s main confidant and his partner in terms of keeping Darkbloom Analytics afloat. There hasn’t been a ton of focus on her but she’s been intimately involved with everything so far.

(I can’t believe how happy it makes me to think that Rose is so important. Huge change from the days of season 1.)
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>>3301772
>>3301783
I wouldn't mind Mara, but I'm not opposed to finding a dedicated body to shove him in. If he's gonna exist as data, might as well use it for what it's worth.
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>>3302130
I know right, Isn't Rose great?
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>>3302330
Is OP courageous enough to give us Dutch Wife Darkbloom as the harem’s dedicated cum receptacle?
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>>3301783
Mara doesn't control the Russian mob, she just has strong ties to it.

Stasi the fingerbane controls the Russian mob, and she made Tyrus look like a chump in terms of danger.
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>>3302332
I don't think he was talking about that Rose...
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>>3302405
Definitely believe Stasi is the final boss. Mara thinks their relationship is at least as equals or that she can order Stasi around. She’s going to find out she’s being played for a fool.

That said, Tyrus is a great ally to have against her if we can keep him. He beat the Russians back twice (and another time off screen) and that was BEFORE he believed Stasi murdered Marquis.
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>>3302440
But how can there be more than one best Rose?
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>>3302480
There can’t be. That’s why the Rose you posted is called Rose2, because she’s Rose number two, in other words second place, in other words the loser. In other words, shit.

See attached for an image of the true Rose, who is the first Rose, and the best Rose.
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>>3302507
Ha, get that old model out of here and start bowing before the new and improved Rose!
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>>3302571
>literally wanting to fuck literal genderbent stackleford

Oh dear, it’s retarded.
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>>3302596
Like that's so much worse than wanting to fuck Anita Sharkesian: Anime edition
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>>3302340
But the real question is what would Darkbloom's archetype be? I have a mind where we put him in a Princely, or Gyaru body. The former for their notorious lack of sexual endurance, and the latter being self explanatory.
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Now that the conversation has cycled back to Roce and after that brutal tennis match I want to ask, do you guys think that she's actually smart and she's hiding her true intentions behind her stupidity?
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>>3302778
I thought that was obvious from her pov
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>>3302778
Nah, it doesn't really makes sense based on her chart and her POV from the V-day backstory unless OP pulls a "Ha I was lying to you" which would be gay.

That being said she definitely isn't as sunshine and rainbows when it comes to Rose1. She gets pretty malicious when it involves her. But hey, every Rose has their thorn
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>>3302801
>every Rose has their thorn
Oh yoooou
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Kim teaming up to help us beat China?
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>>3302860
Fear.
Absolute fear.
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>>3302860
Is FQ the most ambitious crossover?
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>>3302860
Dude, I can’t fucking wait for WWIII
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>>3302778

I think her best feature is that her plotting and sinister hidden side are are rendered ineffective by how dumb she is.
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>>3303152
Rude!
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>>3302860
>421

what the fuck is this timeline
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>>3303514
Just another day in OP’s FUCK QUEST instrumentality project
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Music for anyone who's interested.

First, this is twice in a row I forgot to post Season 3 ED (A) at the end of an odd-numbered episode. It's a good music cue for both endings I think (the reappearance of Darkbloom + Alabaster's crazy rant in episode 3, and the true reunion with mom here.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U176fUXwPYA

I might have posted this in season 2 but I was running tonight and it came up on my playlist again and I think it's way more apropos for this season as a song for the relationship between Whitney and Ally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPRlHtE6f64

There's a lot of cover versions of "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" (including a recent excellent version by Weezer) but -- although a bit cheesy -- I think the original is still the best, and another good song for Darkbloom. It's probably the kind of music he listened to as a younger man anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4zA0xnBEJU

Another song I think really captures Alabaster himself (at his edgy moments). You may have heard this a lot on the radio, at least around me it was popular. I also feel like the main singer is a good approximation of what I would imagine a real life Alabaster to look like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOOhPfMbuIQ

Another MISSIO song. I probably won't need to tell you who this reminds me of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMwc847PVUs
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>>3304081
>a good approximation of what I would imagine a real life Alabaster [would] look like
This is not an image I'm comfortable with when imagining fucking /ourgirls/.
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>>3304093
Sick bassline though.
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>>3304081
/mu/ Quest is one of my favorite parts of /fq/.
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>>3304081
>Are you leaving me or have you just forgot?
>Because in the end
>We were never friends
>But more
Yeah I'd say that fits
>I also feel like the main singer is a good approximation of what I would imagine a real life Alabaster to look like.
Really I always imagined him being more messy and tired
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Which is fair. I don't tend to imagine the characters as 3D people by default, they've really come to look exactly like their avatars, in my mind, as I write. It was probably only because the song already had a mental connection to FQ for me before pulling up the video, that I could picture a resemblance.

>>3304110
Music helps me focus when I'm exercising and a lot of my time recently while doing that has been brainstorming for FQ. A lot of my favorite bits from the prior season were conceived of that way!

The funny thing is I can't actually listen to music while writing or doing anything else productive, but only while I can focus on the music completely, or if I'm doing something braindead (driving, running etc.)

>>3304151
It's kind of a bittersweet song. I think a huge throughline of Whitney's infatuation with Alabaster is resigning herself (correctly or not) to never being as important to him as he is to her. The song captures that.

The platonic ideal of Alabaster definitely has an ahoge, and messily tossled hair, and permanent eye-bags. He probably looks pissed off all the time, even if he's only pissed off 90% of the time in reality. I don't know that I could have picked a better avatar than 8man, but then again, the avatars I chose for characters kind of had a symbiotic relationship with how they came to be defined.
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>>3304172
>It's kind of a bittersweet song. I think a huge throughline of Whitney's infatuation with Alabaster is resigning herself (correctly or not) to never being as important to him as he is to her. The song captures that.
Poor Whitney

>The funny thing is I can't actually listen to music while writing or doing anything else productive, but only while I can focus on the music completely, or if I'm doing something braindead (driving, running etc.)
Are you me?
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Quick! The building is on fire with our entire harem inside and there’s only time to save one of them! Who do you save?
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>>3304673
Renee because she can bring the others back to life by turning them into robots
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>>3304673
But I used Sable's time machine to prevent this terrible future from occurring!
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>>3304081
>Darkbloom listened to Tears for Fears as a younger man
>In rural West Virginia

Either he was really good at hiding it or his neighbors thought he was gay.
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>>3304673
Whitney of course!
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>>3305755
Younger MAN, anonymous. Darkbloom left his hometown as soon as he graduated high school and never looked back.

I haven't specified a birth date for him in official material but I made a ThreeFug for him that wasn't ever posted and his current age would be 55. That puts him at 20 when Everybody Wants to Rule The World came out, right around when he was obtaining his undergrad in computer science.

Also, he grew up in Tennessee, not West Virginia.
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>>3306179
>but I made a ThreeFug for him that wasn't ever posted and his current age would be 55
What? Post that shit
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>Another Mom episode
I'm fucking ready
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>>3306179
I coulda sworn you said he was the son of a coal miner, hence West Virginia. Doesn't change the fact he was probably surrounded by country growing up. Bad country if it was Tennessee.

Did he ever enjoy any of it?
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>>3306425
He was the son of a coal miner, but in eastern Tennessee -- very far east, near the border with WV.

Specifically he grew up in the Mountain City area. Go ahead and pull that up on Google Maps!

>Did he ever enjoy any of it?

No, and he's got a lot of daddy issues. A huge part of Darkbloom's psyche is striving to be something more than his upbringing. Here's how I put it in the Q&A at the end of season 2:

>I mentioned this very briefly in supplemental material but Darkbloom is the son of a coal miner. He grew up in poverty and squalor in Appalachia. That kind of upbringing made him constantly strive and climb, to prove that he was better than that, but in his heart, he always sort of felt like a country bumpkin, I think. (I wanted to do a scene where he suddenly slips into a thick southern accent, catches himself, and goes back to his affected west coast dialect.)
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>>3306442
I was kinda referring to his taste in country music but I guess it makes sense if he tried to avoid it.

Also,
>U.S. Route 421 (Shady Street) connects Mountain City with Bristol, Tennessee, to the northwest and Boone, North Carolina, to the southeast.
>Route 421
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>>3306457
Who wants to go on a road trip?
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>>3306518
Only if you suck my dick in Boise
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>>3306457
Actually I could see Darkbloom enjoying some classic bluegrass, but he treats it with the same kind of deep, dark, clandestine shame that Alabaster treats his more exotic favorites on sad panda.

This might be perfect for him as a song for season 3.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2V4dG5ybcU
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>>3306606
I can see it now.

>Alabaster, Cerise, and [insert 3rd, maybe 4th character] are driving along
>Radio station plays some FotM country star
>Darkbloom forces himself to the surface to bitch about how country sucks today
>Everyone's face when
>Realizes his shame then quietly hands control back to Cerise
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>>3306621
country sucks period. the only people who could possibly enjoy it are those poor souls who are indoctrinated into it in the larval stages of their life cycles. its a shame really, because the guitar work in so many country songs is quite eerie and beautiful, but the corn-fed sack of shit drawling over it makes it completely un-enjoyable.
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>>3306442
I'm too tired to make the parallels now but here's some food for thought.
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>>3306664
Yes, yes, yes, and FUCK YES.

You have exquisite taste anon.
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>>3306606
there are some interesting parallels between David's life and Whitney's. Copperhead Road is a song about where David grew up, and listening to it you can easily see how his life could have turned out much, much different.

David could have been shipped out to Grenada, too young for Nam though.
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>>3306817
>there are some interesting parallels between David's life and Whitney's.

Correct! I don't think I'll be blowing anyone's mind when I say that one of the major themes of FQ has become the concept of recurring patterns, especially from generation to generation.

You see this with the R&D lead position at Darkbloom Analytics as well, to name one example of many. From Gustav, to Renee, to Sable, and now to Alex, that position is kind of like being the defense against the dark arts teacher at hogwarts. It's more than likely going to wreck your life.

But it pops up all over the place. You saw it just this episode, with the hint that Saul and Charlotte had a similar thing to Alabaster and Rose happening when they were younger. Or the way Alabaster takes so much after mom. Or Alex and Marquis.* Etc.

You may notice other parallels building between characters. And that's not even getting into the whole panoply of callbacks and parallels to season 1. Recurrence is a big motif I harp on, and that's not just in FQ, but in my writing in general. I'm kind of obsessed with the idea of people being stuck in patterns, many self-destructive.

Of course, it also helps establish one of my favorite aspects of FQ's comedic side, running jokes/callbacks that continue to build and expand on themselves.

*Re: Alex and Marquis. Here's Darkbloom, the first time Alabaster ever saw Marquis:

>"Ever since Mara got a directorship at the club, I've seen far too much of [Tyrus] for my liking. I'd steer clear of him if I were you. And that goes double for his husband."

>You sputter. "--Husband?"

>"Mm. You know the type. Sweet and feminine and submissive, all flowers and sunshine, all the time. Until he thinks you're threatening his man. Then he'll bash your skull in with a baseball bat."
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>>3306860
>Recurrence is a big motif I harp on, and that's not just in FQ, but in my writing in general. I'm kind of obsessed with the idea of people being stuck in patterns, many self-destructive.
Oh? I thought that was just a theme for FQ: Reload but I guess not
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>>3306860

Or how Alabaster's daughter is so similar to his sister.
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Current harem tier list

S Tier
Rose2, Renee

A tier
Cerise, Rose, Vivian, Mom, Darkbloom

B tier
Whitney, Alex, Charlotte

C tier
Kay, Makoto, Galatea

D tier
Camelia, Sable, Noelle

F tier
Mara

Please keep this in mind when selecting mains.
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>>3307239
>Rose2 that high
>Camelia and Noelle that low

Sounds like someone can't even make it into Elite Smash.
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>>3307245
Rose2 is so high because Rose is an over-rated pick in the current meta and Rose2 totally invalidates her. That matchup is like 90/10 in Rose2’s favor.
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>>3307254
>That matchup is like 90/10 in Rose2's favor
Maybe by fags who don't know how to play at neutral. But go ahead, keep playing lame, see how that works out against someone who actually knows the game mechanics.
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>>3307256
Rose’s stealth starts just simply don’t work against Rose2 because Rose2 incites Rose’s rage mode. Ditto for Rose2 demolishing Rose’s “social grace” attributes. What’s left is a Rose forced to play a bruiser style and we know Rose2 can go toe to toe with that no sweat. Meanwhile Rose2’s yanyan starts are only just being explored and potential seems limitless.

Lopsided MU imo, I don’t see what tools Rose has to counter her.
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>>3307276
>not even taking Rose's Pepper Spray special into account
>completely ignoring her Charlotte assists
>blatant disregard for here weight and disjointed hitboxes from her drills and tits

The absolute state of Rose2fags
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>>3307283
>says other people are casualfags
>thinks pepper spray is anything other than a meme tier move in competitive

We get it anon, you landed pepper spray against your buddy and he bitched about how overpowered it is so you think it’s the best move in the game. Except it has such shit framedata that Rose needs a hard read to even hope to land it. Plus she needs be to be right up in your face and Rose is shit at close quarters. That’s why pro Rose mains try to get away with projectile camping at mid range with her shotgun special.

Plus... even if you do land pepper spray, half the time it’s unsafe on hit! I don’t care how much damage it does, a move with no follow ups that immediately gets you punished no matter what is shit. Any half competent Rose2 player will immediately get the canister and use it against Rose on reaction.
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>>3307299
>unsafe on hit
You use it against shields to force the mixup, you dip. Then you pop them with the shotgun which, I should remind you, confirms into nair at everything but long range. The ONLY character that doesn't work on is Vivian and her tiny ass hitbox. If anyone actually belongs in SS-tier it's her.
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>>3307311
>pressuring shields with a move that does practically zero chip damage and has literal centuries of endlag

Yeah ok anon. Meanwhile Rose2 has tons of absurdly fast OOS options, like the butcher knife special and the tennis ball spike (sweet spot on the racket does huge knockback if you’re foolish enough to get close to her)

This isn’t even mentioning that Rose2’s mangled Japanese move is particularly effective at forcing Rose into cringe, and at anything past mid percents that means a guaranteed followup. Patches might nerf the time characters spend in cringe after moves induce the effect but right now it’s a hugely powerful option.
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>>3307328
>implying cringe needs a nerf
Just mash faster.
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>>3307335
To be clear, I don’t want it nerfed but I know scrubs birch about it and OP might listen to them if they’re loud enough. If anything needs a nerf it’s Renee’s Eskimo kiss. Holy FUCK that move is annoying to deal with. It pretty much insta breaks your shield.
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>>3307239
Switch Kay and Alex and it’s solid.
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>>3307239
>Renee is S tier
>Rose is A tier
Bitch do you even play the game? Rose can spam shotgun for high damage across the screen and at close range she can hit you up with CQC. All Renee can do is Smatters spam

>B-but Eskimo kiss is a kill move!
Yeah but that shit has 0 range. You have to be braindead to get hit by that
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>>3307504
>all Renee can do is Smatters spam
You're forgetting her defensive options. The frame-data on her drunken dodge roll is fucking god-tier, and the hitstun on her Trivial Pursuit is ridiculous. And everyone knows her up-throw confirms into Eskimo Kiss at like 60%.
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>>3307239
>Kay
>C tier

I would ask you what you were smoking mah nigga, but you ain't mah nigga.

It is objective fact that Kay demolishes Rose, Rose2, fuck bring Rose 9000 for all I care. Kay eats cyborgs for fucking breakfast.

>Whitney
>B tier

maybe for now, but once she gets the pass you people are fucked.
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>>3307532
>once she gets the pass
>implying the devs would ever buff her THAT much

OP Studios had a hard enough time getting Makoto through localization, let's not get carried away.
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>>3307522
>Not being able to downsmash her dodge rolls
>Not being able to tech her Eskimo kiss
Wow you really don't play that game

>>3307532
>maybe for now, but once she gets the pass you people are fucked.
Kek
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>>3307550
>>Not being able to downsmash her dodge rolls
>relying on hard reads as a viable strat
Yeah, okay buddy. You can totally see into the future.

>>Not being able to tech her Eskimo kiss
What part of up-throw confirm did you miss?

Next you'll tell me Whitney's SCORE!!! needs a buff. Pro-tip dweebs: It's perfectly fine the way it is, if you know how to fucking aim.
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>>3307239
Fucking hell anon, now that you've done this shit I can't main my waifu without being a tier whore.
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>>3307562
>>relying on hard reads as a viable strat
It's not a hard read when it's literally her only defensive option

>What part of up-throw confirm did you miss?
The part where anybody over the age of 5 actually got grabbed by that drunk bitch
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>>3307575
>literally her only defensive option
what is nair
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>>3307581
Don't know ask Rose mains because her hair drill spin is infinitely better than whatever Renee has
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>>3307239
Is Darkbloom only there because Cerise is there?
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>>3307652
Darkbloom is overrated because everyone is cumming over the new design based on A Fuck Between Worlds. I prefer the less cutesy design of the older games but whatever, Darkbloom is still a garbage tier character in play. Does he hit like a truck, yes, but good fucking luck ever landing a hit with 5000 frames of end lag on every fucking move.
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>>3307895
>less cutesey design of the older games
A Fuck Between Worlds Darkbloom is literally the same as A Fuck to the Past, c'mon son. And his fair and nair come out fast enough, just mindgame them with the special mixups and you can at least stomp some pubs with him.

Also, when the fuck do we get the announcement for the next DLC? If Bunnygirl Smatters isn't in, I'm gonna riot.
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>>3307904
Haven’t you been paying attention to the leaks son? Smatters is forever going to remain an assist trophy.

For DLC, Stasi, Ebony, and Olivia are all but confirmed. Alabasterina is also a strong possibility.
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>>3307904
>>3307941
>Also, when the fuck do we get the announcement for the next DLC? If Bunnygirl Smatters isn't in, I'm gonna riot.
>For DLC, Stasi, Ebony, and Olivia are all but confirmed. Alabasterina is also a strong possibility.
Keep dreaming they're never coming back
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>>3307941
>believing leaks
>implying Ebony and Olivia haven't been Spirited Away

You're not one of those guys who thought Kimberly had a chance at being playable, are you? Exactly one yike from me, dawg.
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You guys are really autistic
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What in the fuck are you guys talking about??
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The entire tier debate is glorious. I love all you autistic fucks.

>>3308151
oh look. a rando wandered in.

>>3308233
>he doesn't even SMASH

nigger what are you even, I swear
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>>3308233
they are talking as if the cast of fq were smash characters. Or fighting game characters in general.

even if you don't know the specific terminology it's still fairly obvious.

Apparently OP plays Smash, though I have no idea how well or poorly.

here's something to take your mind off of it.

If Stackleford was a girl Alabaster would have already fucked her.
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>>3308356
>If Stackleford was a girl Alabaster would have already fucked her.
Fake news!
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>>3308575
Your right, Stacks is Ally’s oldest and best friend. It’s obvious they would be married by now.

Hilariously, none of Stacklefords traits are apparently offputting coming from a girl.

Casual Rascism, Whitney

Fat, Rose

Stupid, Rose2

Weeb, Rose 2

Even more hilariously, Fit Stacks would be pretty fucking hot.
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>>3308666
It isn't just one thing anon it's all of them put together also...

>Casual Rascism, Whitney
Fake news, she has plenty of black friends!

>Fat, Rose
H E A L T H Y

>Stupid, Rose2
Rude!

>Weeb, Rose 2
Double rude!
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>>3308666
I'm gonna word-of-god this and state that Rose is not fat, she's "thicc" in the good way, fleshy thighs, hourglass shape, big tits and badonk, no paunch. But girls like Whitney who are thin and /fit/, or Alabaster when he's insulting her, call her fat to get under her skin or to be tsun.

The rest I could not possibly comment on. But for all of it, I will end by merely quoting my boy Paracelsus: "sola dosis facit venenum."
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>>3308666
t. Stackleford

>>3308878
I want to badonk Rose's badonk!
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>>3308878
Based and thiccpilled
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>>3308878
for the record I have never doubted Rose's voluptuousness, Whitney's brilliance, or the pinkness of Rose2's hair. I do however believe that Boyd gets a raw deal in the collective mind of /fq/.

You were talking about parallels and recursions earlier in the thread. Stackleford is similar to Alabaster in all the ways Ally would never admit to.
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>>3308990
Stackleford is the mirror that Ally detests to see his reflection in, this is true. Broadly, he is the mirror that /a/ detests to see their reflection in (as Ally was originally designed to be /ourguy/ of course).

I think Stackleford is sort of sad and pathetic, even after getting gud, but so many of us started our path like him. Let us never forget that the first time Alabaster met him, he was impressed with Stackleford's jutsus. Ave Maria; there but for the grace of God go we.
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>>3309017
Oh, and another thing we would do well to remember: Stackleford wingman'd us with no fewer than three girls (Whitney, both Roses) -- however inadvertently he did so (he's thirsty for all three of them, too).
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>>3309033
Didn't he also legally change his name to Naruto last season?
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>>3309038
No. You may be thinking of his custom license plate which said "MARUTO" -- not "NARUTO" mind you, BUT "MARUTO" because someone else in Nevada already had taken the custom plate "NARUTO"
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>>3309172
Smash?
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>>3309172
>>3309038
Just found it on suptg. We called him Naruto Stackleford in S2E3 but no mention of legal change.

He was also a bitcoin millionaire and "dated" someone named Sabrina. Now he's clawman.
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>>3309184
I'll make a room. If you're not on my friend's list, you can give me a friend code here or tweet it at me or slide into my DMs if you don't want it public.
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>>3309210
Dammit, now I have to break down and get Smash.
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>>3308347
>>he doesn't even SMASH
this but with guilty gear
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>>3308878
I love it, your description of Rose as "fleshy", "soft" or "healthy" is always really hot to me.
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>>3309210
Thanks for the games OP, can't wait warmly enough for tonight~.
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Great matches tonight, everyone!

>>3309572
It's true. Alabaster's POV changes drastically based on whether he's angry at or horny for Rose at the moment.

Rose is a very soft girl!
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>>3309636
Him cuddling her as she was in the shootout with the Russians in the car was also very cute.
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>>3309811
That was one of my favorite moments in season 2 and possibly all of FQ. Alabaster dropping the facade once Rose was in danger did things to my heart
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>>3310395
I'll look for it but do you happen to know the episode that took place?
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>>3310408
Episode 10: Initial F

What other episode would have a car chase shoot out with the Russians anon?
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>>3306442
It's great that you can tell how fake Darkbloom sounds, like he's constantly fighting his natural inclination to speak like that and his language always sounds sanitised because he's so terrified of sounding like himself he ends up sounding non-human.
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>>3306860
So what you're saying is Marquis is going to try and steal Alex from us? Tragic.
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>>3310553
I'm tying my brain in knots trying to figure out what Anonymous-dono meant by this.
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>>3310542
David's parenting decisions are also really interesting. He doted on Vivian and turned her into a little him, but not the person he was. Whether his affectation was a pretense or an accomplishment is up in the air. Whitney on the other hand got a childhood similar to David's own. No doubt he anticipated such an upbringing would mold ger into an exemplary individual. He likely also wanted to protect her from Mara. The fact that she turned out so hedonistic and lacking in book smarts probably galls him to no end.

so we have one daughter who represents the person David wished he could be, and one who represents the person he desperately didnt want to be.
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>>3310561

>so we have one daughter who represents the person David wished he could be, and one who represents the smartest girl in the universe

That was one long typo, anonymous-dono.
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>>3310582
I'm convinced that some of the hidden themes of fuck quest are that high IQ doesn't necessarily make you smart, facts without purpose and framework are useless, and stupid isn't always stupid depending how you present it.

Whitney IS the smartest girl, in a way.
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>>3310639
Blocks your path
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>>3310561
He made Vivian what he wanted to be while Whitney is everything he was scared of becoming, yes. That said, of the two, Whitney seems to be closer to his core character and his wide angle lens of looking at and examining things.

>>3310639
It's a bit of that but David and Carmelia, two of the smartest characters we've seen, were and are highly capable. Whitney's also pretty clever when it comes to broad strokes and broad ideas; she's the total opposite to Vivian in that she doesn't force on details and relies on performing, not being a technician, to get the job done.
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>>3310529
A late thanks and also yes, that's fair.
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>>3310659
both David and Camelia were driven to become who they were by their shit lives.

Alabaster is not only smart, he has a revolutionary brain interface system that gives him eidetic memory. By all rights he should be a wildly successful something or other. instead? quiz bowl champion, and sub-par Unabomber.

That might be different if he had been uploaded with ulysses.

as for Whitney and Vivian, yeah they are complete opposites, but both are nothing like David would have intended. Part of me wishes we had let Whitney work at DBA, just so David could observe her first hand.

It's so weird how at the time he seemed to know everything because he knew about Camelia, when in reality he had huge gaps in his perception.

David Darkbloom was a projection, an invincible lie. it's going to be awesome to get to know the real David.
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>>3311312
>Alabaster is not only smart, he has a revolutionary brain interface system that gives him eidetic memory. By all rights he should be a wildly successful something or other. instead? quiz bowl champion, and sub-par Unabomber.
To be fair he only has a prototype to a implant that improves memory. Of course him and Gal were going to live their lives out normally. It's like if you were given the power to breathe fire or levitate small objects, you wouldn't realistically use it for much other than lighting a match or getting the remote in your day to day life
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>>3311533
>Gal
>Living out her life normally

Even if her parents weren't killed she would've still been a nerd. A music nerd, but still a nerd.

...I just realized, if our mom can come back, what's stopping Gal's or Camelia's mom from resurrecting? And if our mom was "special," then wasn't theirs? How would they feel about it?
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>>3311649
*why wasn't theirs?
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The most wonderful time of week is almost here!
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>>3311658
Here's a last minute music cue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bccKotFwzoY
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