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The time is.. ??? on a Saturday, likely. At least, you’re pretty sure that TIME is not totally thrown off within a CONSTRUCTIVE, so it’s most likely a SATURDAY. The events of today have been unfortunate and stupid. After ordering an inordinate amount of GREASE and showing a little girl BL-enriched anime, you took her to a store to get COLD CONFECTIONARIES. Following an unfortunate run-in with a STUPID-LOOKING CHUUNIBYOU, you ended up walking right into her Constructive with TWINK DADDY and MADOTSUKI. This was much to your detriment, because now you’re wearing DISGUSTING AHEGAO KNEESOCKS in an imaginary world.

After laughing rather STUPIDLY, Castrastovania fled into the next carriage of her stupid, boring fake little subway. Both you and Twink Daddy feel EXTREMELY PUT-OFF by the girl, despite the fact that you are a disgusting shut-in fujoshi and Twink Daddy is the physical embodiment of YAOI. Madotsuki seems to want to sink into her hat. Upon closer inspection, you can actually see through the window of the door across the subway carriage, where you catch a glimpse of Catastrovania pressing her face against the glass and staring at you intently.

“Heyyy. Heyyyyyyy. Come onnnn. Come in here alreadyyyyy.” The chuuni whines incessantly, smushing her cheek against the window. Her voice is grating. “I’ve got really cool challenges and stuff..”

>What do you do?

>>3278159
Since its been a while...

CHECK INVENTORY

If we have anything to eat, just sit down on a bench and eat for a bit or something

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The time has come, and so have I

>>3278159
We can't give up without a fight
>Make one last attempt to leave the constructive, either through the door or by breaking through a window
If that doesn't work might as well go into the next carriage and see what this weirdo wants.

>>3278159
>Ice cream break before it melts.

>>3278159
chase after her, before the ice cream melts!

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>>3278168
>>3278186
>>3278207

>If we have anything to eat, just sit down on a bench and eat for a bit or something
>Make one last attempt to leave the constructive, either through the door or by breaking through a window
>Ice cream break before it melts.

You decide to take the downtime to enjoy yourself! Sitting down on the velvet lined seating along the carriage, you decide to enjoy the NEAPOLITAN ICECREAM before it melts. Much to your dismay, however, you LACK a SPOON! Madotsuki frowns. “I don’t- uhm.. Please don’t eat the icecream with your hands.” She asks politely. Deciding it’s best to not get your hands stickier than they already are, you decide to attempt to LEAVE next. Moving to window, you give it a half-hearted shove while Twink Daddy attempts to push similarly. It doesn’t budge.

While looking for any weak points in the window to break out of, you catch a glimpse of the exterior. The subway seems to be passing through some sort of cityscape - it feels vaguely “futuristic,” with various neon billboards and animated sights and sounds, but the glass blurs the outside and prevents you from getting a good glimpse at any of the actual details of the world surrounding you. It seems more like flashes of light passing by. Catastrovania is still hissing at you from outside the door.

>What do you do?

>>3278159
Ask the chuuni if she has any spoons on her

>>3278238
>>3278237
Support.
And if she doesn't have any, demand that she gets some. We refuse to progress further into until we're able to sit down and eat our DELICIOUS ICE CREAM, dammit.

>>3278238
Remember to offer to share! Its only polite...

>>3278238
>>3278237
Yeah we're gonna need some spoons here before we do anything else.

Honestly I just wanna stall until she loses it and comes over to us to try to beat us up, because screw playing dungeon crawler now.

>>3278237
First >>3278238
If not then
> Let's finish her off ASAP to save the ice cream

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>>3278238
>>3278242
>>3278255
>>3278256
>>3278258

>Ask the chuuni if she has any spoons on her

“U-um.. do you have any spoons?” You ask in a quiet voice, approaching the door. Catastrovania seems surprised by your sudden approach for a moment before her expression quickly turns to annoyance.

“No, I don’t have spoons..!” Catastrovania protests loudly, slapping her hand against the glass window and pressing her face even further into the window of the door. You take a step back from the WEIRDO GIRL. “Just-.. Just come in already! Come on! Face me! I’ll make it quick!” She seems to be attempting to bite back tears VERY POORLY. While she continues her odd mix of whining and crying, you get a glimpse of what appears to be a table behind her in the second carriage following this one.

>>3278316
Ask why does she have a table in a weird place.

>>3278316
Go through to stop her crying and to save the ice cream

>>3278316
>Go through
Okay okay fine let's clear this thing double quick before our ice cream melts.

>>3278316
"The ice cream is melting... are you sure you don't have any spoons...? We could share."

>>3278316
okay fine, go.

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>>3278330
>>3278345
>>3278352
>>3278353

>Go through to stop her crying and to save the ice cream
>Ask why does she have a table in a weird place.
>"The ice cream is melting... are you sure you don't have any spoons...? We could share."

“The- the- um, ice cream is melting. Are you s-sure you don’t have any spoons..? W-we could share.” You ask quietly as Catastrovania continues to SNIVEL WIMPILY. “A-and what's with the table..?”
The second you mention the table, Catastrovania quickly positions her body in front of it. “N-no! No spoons!” She practically yells through the glass, her lower lip trembling. “A-and ignore the table! That’s the surprise!”

As you frown and begin to slowly open the carriage door, the chuuni’s eyes light up as she quickly backs up from the door, scurrying across the subway carriage. As you enter the next room, you find that it seems.. Everything is pretty much the same. It’s simply a continuation of the subway. However, there is a table set up in the center with two chairs facing each other. A chess table lies on the table. Catastrovania stands near the chair facing you, rubbing her hands together in CHUUNI EXCITEMENT.

“Fufufu,” She says, still not laughing and actually just saying fufufu. “For a number one, you sure are an idiot. Falling into my trap just because I asked to..! Because, you see, rather than challenging you to a direct battle, I’m going to first destroy your sense of self in a battle of intellect!” Catastrovania begins to actually giggle out of the sheer excitement. Unlike her feigned laughter, she SNORTS NERDILY when she actually laughs. “That’s right! I’m going to first beat you in a CHESS BATTLE before I destroy you in a REAL BATTLE!”

You do not know how to play chess.

>What do you do?

>>3278423
Can we play mahjong instead?

We've seen enough kaiji/akagi BL to know how to play that.

>>3278423
Just have Twink grab her

>>3278423
>Admit your ignorance of the rules

>>3278423
Ask how to play chess.

>>3278423
Ask Madotsuki if she wants to play instead.

>>3278423
Ask her if any chess pieces are spoon shaped.

>>3278423
Our ice cream is literally melting with every minute that passes
>Have Twink Daddy attack her to head straight into the REAL BATTLE
...Also we don't know how to play chess, so the CHESS BATTLE will be lackluster anyway.

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>>3278512
But what if we something like this?
Clearly the power of Boy's Love will save us.

>>3278423
>You do not know how to play chess.
what if im REALLY good at chess?

>>3278526
the power of boys love, or just like, pulling out a smart phone and playing under the table. Or have our friend pull out her phone, have her tap our back for moves she inputs.

BUT THAT TAKES TOO LONG. WE GOT ICE CREAM TO WORRY AOBUT

>>3278531
has it been established if we are good at chess or not?

>>3278548
speed reader kun~ youre a fucking fagget

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>>3278445
>>3278453
>>3278480
>>3278486
>>3278512
>>3278532

>Just have Twink grab her
>Have Twink Daddy attack her to head straight into the REAL BATTLE

As Catastrovania goes on and on about her advanced strategies and how STUPID you are for stepping into the train carriage, you idly nudge Twink Daddy. Twink Daddy nods and both hands lunge toward the girl, who quickly lets out a squeak of shock before ducking, causing both of the hands to go soaring just over her. She frowns and points at you, her hand trembling. “No.. no fair! I told you we’re doing a battle of wits! Not like the rest of those dumb, brutish fighting Constructors..!”

Much to your surprise, the girl glances back to the hands and raises a hand. Two iron bars dividing the subway seating suddenly snap out from their placing, writhing toward the hands and trapping both in their steel entanglement. The hands struggle for a moment as Twink Daddy attempts to pull them out, but the coiled bars seem to grow only tighter around his YAOI SKIN. “There. Now we can take care of this like gentlemen.” She proudly announces, clapping her hands together. Madotsuki glances to you. “Did you see a Construct..? Or, did she just do that?” She whispers. You’re unsure yourself.

>Ask Madotsuki if she wants to play instead.
>Ask how to play chess.

Sitting at the chair hesitantly, you glance back to Madotsuki. “D-do you want to play, or..?” You offer, but Maddie quickly and quietly shakes her head. “Dunno how to play.” She responds with a shrug. “.. Sorry..!” Catastrovania leans over the table, a smug sneer across her face. “Tcch. FIGURES you wouldn’t know the rules of chess..! Well, since I pity you, I’ll explain. They’re VERY simple.” Catastrovania crosses her arms, a self confident smile crossing her features. “All you gotta do is kill the enemy’s queen! Super simple. Just move your pieces so they kill the queen. Got that?”

You start to get the feeling she doesn’t know how to play chess either.

>What do you do?

>>3278646
I play ice cream, in attack mode

>>3278646
>Take one of the small pieces in front and move it into her queen's square, killing it.

>>3278646
Take one of your pawns and smack her queen with it.

>>3278646
Use one of the small ones to assassin strike the queen therefore winning the game.
Checkmate

>>3278653
ask her how many life points the queen has.

>>3278646
d2 -> d4

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>>3278653
>>3278662
>>3278674
>>3278680
>>3278688
>>3278694

>Take one of the small pieces in front and move it into her queen's square, killing it.
>Take one of your pawns and smack her queen with it.

Deciding that since you might as well get this done quick since your ICECREAM is on a timer, you grab a PAWN piece and move to slap her QUEEN off the board. Much to your DISMAY, however, Catastrovania decides to prolong this whole PROCESS by grabbing one of her KNIGHTS and smacking your pawn out of the way. “Fufufu! Fool!” She laughs smugly, her eyes lighting up in recognition of your idiocy. “My knight units are HIGH RIDER classes! I've trained them myself! They can detect your stupid little assassination attempts and have the reach to take care of your pawns..!”

You are 90% sure she’s made that up as she went along.

>What do you do?

>>3278737
>The tall pieces on the inside of your knights look like they're long range gunner classes or something. Mages? Either way they should be able to take down the knight.

>>3278737
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

load the pawns into the rooks and fire them DEEP into enemy territory

>>3278737
Flick the knight away

>>3278737
Two pawns, andvance to enemy territory!
Pawn, promotion, BISHOP!
pawn promotion, CASTLE!

Bishop stands atop casltle, rains down holy magic! Advantage because HIGH GROUND

>>3278737
Combine>>3278750
and >>3278756

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>>3278750
>>3278752
>>3278756
>>3278772

>load the pawns into the rooks and fire them DEEP into enemy territory
>Bishop stands atop casltle, rains down holy magic! Advantage because HIGH GROUND

You decide that since Catastrovania is evidently BULLSHITTING her way through this, you might as well, too. Stacking two promoted pawns on top of each other in the form of BISHOP atop ROOK, the holy mage rains down powerful holy magic onto the HIGH RIDER KNIGHT. Much to your surprise, Catastrovania actually seems to react to this, clicking her tongue in frustration. “Damn it..! That’s a cheap move..” She hisses, placing both her hands atop the table and leaning across the board, studying the pieces.

Loading some PAWNS into ROOKS, you fire a number of pieces into the ENEMY TERRITORY. Although one errant piece flies away, your flung pawns manage to bat away two enemy pawns and one bishop. Catastrovania looks nervous. She’s.. sweating. “Tcch. Forcing me to use a risky strategy.. in that case, it looks like I have to..!” She snags her king piece and rolls it across the table, directly toward your QUEEN. “My special move.. King Rush!” She exclaims triumphantly. You can’t help but feel slightly embarrassed doing this, especially with Madotsuki and Twink Daddy watching from behind.

>What do you do?

>>3278809
Roll 1d2 to seduce the king through forbidden love.

>>3278809
>Intercept it with your own king! Two kings cancel each other out, right?

>>3278809
A pawn sacrificed itself to stop the rolling of the king.

But, this does nothing, as the king is too powerful.

However, this pain was actually the best friend (actual Yaoi partner 4 lyfe) to KNIGHT KUN, evolving KNIGHT KUN to SUPER KNIGHT KUN YELLOW.

SUPER KNIGHT KUN YELLOW stops enemy king in his tracks.

>>3278813
>seduce the king through forbidden love.
The kings gambit, a risky play. Backing

>>3278809
>Merge the rook/bishop stack with a knight, creating THE TRIUMVIRATE AEGIS OF THE CROWN

>>3278813
>>3278816
Knight kun x king ship...?

>>3278813
I like it.

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>>3278813
>>3278827
>>3278832
>>3278834

>seduce the king through forbidden love.
>Knight kun x king ship...?
>Merge the rook/bishop stack with a knight, creating THE TRIUMVIRATE AEGIS OF THE CROWN

Thinking quickly, you decide to commit to the only thing your BL-addled, ROTTEN mind can muster - seducing the KING with your KNIGHT in an act of forbidden, unrequited battlefield love. Placing your knight piece in front of Catastrovania’s KING RUSH, you move to seduce and placate the rushing warrior king. You struggle to describe to Catastrovania the manner in which the knight undoes his armor in the midst of combat and bloodshed, his skin scarred from battle but still kind, stepping forward and with a warm but loving embrace-

“Okay, okay, I get the picture..!” Catastrovania interrupts your description, flustered, as the king is knocked off of the board. Seeing your chance, you quickly merge the ROOK and BISHOP into the hidden formation, the TRIUMVIRATE AEGIS OF THE CROWN. It seem that with the king out of the picture, you may have a chance to take care of the queen now.

>>3278855
"Bingo. I got a strike."

>>3278855
The triumvirate unleashes its Nth dimensional maneuver tech and clears a line straight to the queen. March a procession of our units forward to see the enemy queen piece to piece.

>>3278855
The triumvirate is unstoppable, with unlimited range and diplomatic immunity. Have it just go right up and slay the queen.

>>3278855
uno!

>>3278855
Our Pawn is in the perfect backstabbing position, delete her Knight and then have our Pawn engage in some wetwork.

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>>3278858
>>3278862
>>3278863
>>3278866

>"Bingo. I got a strike."
>The triumvirate unleashes its Nth dimensional maneuver tech and clears a line straight to the queen. March a procession of our units forward to see the enemy queen piece to piece.
>The triumvirate is unstoppable, with unlimited range and diplomatic immunity. Have it just go right up and slay the queen.

The triumvirate is a FORCE OF NATURE upon the checkered battlefield, marching forward with unmatched CHAOTIC STRENGTH and tearing foes apart. Unleashing its Nth dimensional maneuver tech and instantly assimilating the pawn pieces standing in it’s way, a procession of soldiers of your yellow army proceed forward in a straight line to rend the enemy queen to pieces. Catastrovania watches in shock as you easily knock her queen piece off of the board with your OUTSTANDING CHESS UNDERSTANDING.

“Bingo. I-I got a strike.” You clear your throat, glancing back to the pair behind you. Madotsuki gives you an absent-minded thumbs up. She seems to be moreso focused on the cityscape passing by in the subway windows.
Catastrovania’s entire body is trembling. “N-no.. h-how could I..” She covers her eye. “Impossible..! To be bested by a novice at chess.. Their first time, too-.. When I trained so hard.. How could I have..”
You interrupt the girl, who seems to be having a slight mental breakdown. “U-um.” You say clearly. “C-could I, uh.. Could we get the fight over, now..?”
The chuunibyou’s eyes light up and her look of dismay quickly turns to frustration. “Not just yet..! You- yo..! You’re not allowed to use those gross flirty lovey techniques..! But- if I can’t control the outcome of the chess game, then I’ll simply have to take control of something else..!”

Reaching into her cheap lolita skirt, she pulls a rather plain looking spiral notebook from it’s depths. You are unsure where she kept that. “Tell me..” She swipes the chess board off of the table, slapping the notebook against the table. “.. Have you heard of quests before?”

>What do you do?

[That’s it for tonight. Thanks for coming after I accidentally slept for a month.]

>>3278902
we're getting META up in here
good night OP!

>>3278902
This entire sequence was an affront to chess and every board game that came before it. Good session.

>N-no?

Time to get super meta, I guess.

>>3278902
MAXIMUM META

anyway, quests usually are accompanied by snacks. so next time ya run, we're going to have to convince her if she can run whatever quest she wants to run back at our place. Well, once we get the candy we left for her and some pizza or whatever.

>>3278902
"You mean like getting 10 boar skins?"

>>3278902
"is that like a fortnight thing?"

>>3278902
>>3278920
>>3279098
"oh, like homestuck?"

>>3278920
>>3278902
Support
She's totally talking bout SIDEquests, right?

Also good to see you back QM

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>>3278915
>>3278920
>>3279098
>>3279100
>>3279215

>"You mean like getting 10 boar skins?"
>"oh, like homestuck?"

“U-uh, quest?” You frown, tapping at your chin. A quest..? “You mean, like, getting 10 boarskins or something? Or, like, u-uh.. that Fortnight thing..?”
“No! No.” She shakes her head furiously, waving her notebook in front of you MEANINGLESSLY. “It’s like, an interactive story..! A quest, y’know?.. I’m a QM! A quest maker! Only the most genius, hyper intelligent spellbinding story weavers of society could ever have what it takes to craft such compelling user influenced tales!”

You’re pretty sure any LOSER with a KEYBOARD could make an interactive story, but you decide to prod her further for some reason. “So-, then, uhm.. What’s it about? A-and, how do I play?”
Catastrovania nods eagerly, flipping open her notebook. “It’s a compelling story of my backstory, obviously! About my chaotic neutral struggles and my dark magical slash cyber kinetic powers. All you gotta do to play is follow along and answer my questions. Now, normally, I’d run you through a few sessions, but I’ll make this quick! One session for you to play.”

Participating in a quest sounds kind of stupid, but Catastrovania seems EXTREMELY EAGER to play with you.

>What do you do?

>>3280651
feed her the (you)s

>>3280651
Okay...? Can we do this at my place then? We can get chinese. Or pizza. And my icecream is still melting...

>>3280651
"But the ice cream would melt by then, plus I could always not play your quest and read fanfics online instead."

>>3280663
>>3280651
Support. We don't know how long these sessions will take. There could even be a month hiatus in the middle of one!

We need to get ice cream in either the fridge or our bellies ASAP

>>3280663
This. Our ice cream must survive.

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>>3280663
>>3280666
>>3280671
>>3280677

.>Okay...? Can we do this at my place then? We can get chinese. Or pizza. And my icecream is still melting…
>"But the ice cream would melt by then, plus I could always not play your quest and read fanfics online instead."
>Support. We don't know how long these sessions will take. There could even be a month hiatus in the middle of one!
>This. Our ice cream must survive.

“O-ok..?” You respond awkwardly, side-eyeing Twink Daddy and Madotsuki. “C-can we do this at my place, then..? W-we could order food, and- uhm, my icecream is melting.. And couldn’t I just read fanfics online instead of playing a quest..?”
“W-wait! I swear, my OC universe is SUPER COOL and INTERESTING!” Catastrovania suddenly begs, leaping across the table and snatching your hand in hers. “Fanfics are BORING and EASY, b-but my original content quest has a bunch of neat stuff..! A-and, and, if you beat me, then- then I’ll give you a spoon, so you can eat your stupid icecream..!”

You frown, staying hesitantly at the table. Catastrovania waves the first page of the notebook in front of you eagerly. “Look, okay.. I’ll, uh- make this SUPER SUPER QUICK so you can eat your dumb icecream. My sessions usually last half a day, but since you want to eat your dumb cold confectionary, then we’ll just run you through something easy.” She pleads. “You just gotta do some chargen first! Make a character..! First, are you-.. Are you a boy.. Or a girl?”

She is still waving the notebook page in front of you, her hand on yours. The glove on her hand is DRENCHED in NERVOUS SWEAT. You eye your icecream in Twink Daddy’s jacket.

>What do you do?

>>3280707
>Boy, obviously.

Time to Yaoi the shit out of her game.

>>3280707
obviously boy. a handsome boy. with nice large hands. and a point to his chin. and chisled features.

>>3280707
"Wait but you said you didn't have any spoons. Also, boy."

>>3280707
>Boy
Honestly what she really should be asking us is if we're a top or a bottom

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>>3280711
>>3280714
>>3280739
>>3280762

>Boy, obviously.
>obviously boy. a handsome boy. with nice large hands. and a point to his chin. and chisled features.
>"Wait but you said you didn't have any spoons. Also, boy."

“Hmm- uhm- uh.. A boy..” You respond affirmatively, pointing to the CRUDELY DRAWN STICK FIGURE in front of you. “One with u-uh, uh.. A handsome face, and, uhm, large- large hands, a pointed chin, and, and chiseled features, and- beautiful eyes, and a well defined jaw, and- wait, didn’t you say you didn’t have any spoons..?”

Don’t worry about that right now. And I.. get the idea. Close your mouth. You’re drooling, freak. Now- normally, I’d run you through some ADVANCED STAT PREPARATION, but since you want to eat your stupid icecream so badly, I’m gonna simplify this for your stupid little mortal head.

You are a HANDSOME DETECTIVE in ICARUS CITY. The year is 2234. Your features are SMOKY and HARD BOILED. You are within your OFFICE, HYPERION PRIVATE EYE. Your office is sparsely decorated and loaded with INANE FURNITURE of UNKNOWN MEANING. While considering yourself in a NOIR-ESQUE inner monologue, you realize that you are unsure of your name.

>What is your name?

Catastrovania eagerly shows you the picture you drew. “So..? What do you think?” She waves the picture of your detective around. “He looks pretty cool, right?”

>What do you think?

>>3280834
Ydday Kniwt
"It's.... thoughtful."

>>3280834
>Needs more bishie sparkle

>>3280841
>>3280834
Also supporting
>Ydday Kniwt
as the name

>>3280834
Harboiled McdoubleMagnum

Thumbs up

>>3280834
Dick gumshoe mcnoir

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>>3280840
>>3280841
>>3280846

>Ydday Kniwt
>"It's.... Thoughtful."
>Needs more bishie sparkle

“Ydday Kniwt’s his name. A-and, the drawing’s uh.. Th-thoughtful?” You offer hesitantly. “M-maybe you could add a sparkle, or something like th-”

I’m not adding sparkles to my drawing. Now, you are the HARDBOILED DETECTIVE Ydday Kniwt. You are currently SITTING UNPERTURBED within your SMOKEY and POORLY LIT office, dragging a cigarette of the future, that is like a present cigarette, but it has an LED display on it. The city light coming in through your window shutters casts stripes of light and shadow across your face. As you recline into your seat, enjoying your CYBERPUNK SETTING, you hear a knock on the door..!

>Head over and open the door.
>Finish your cigarette and then open the door.
>Adjust your hat and then open the door.
>Write-in.

>>3280910
>Head over and open the door.

>>3280910
>Look through the CYBERPUNK peephole and cautiously open the door.

>>3280937
Support

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>>3280937
>>3280963

>Look through the CYBERPUNK peephole and cautiously open the door.

Peering through the CYBERPUNK PEEPHOLE, you find that you can’t actually see anything through the peephole. It seems that whoever lay behind the other side of the door just happens to have the brilliance to cover it up with their likely extremely powerful hand. You OPEN the DOOR hesitantly and slowly, only to find some sort of IMMENSELY POWERFUL CYBERNETIC MAGICAL DARK ASSASSIN cloaked in a very extremely cool looking LOLITA OUTFIT. Both her hands are glowing in a VERY COOL LOOKING blue aura-

“H-hey. Isn’t that you..?” You frown, pointing to the girl that Catastrovania hastily scribbled onto the notebook paper in front of you.
“Tcch. N-no.” Catastrovania clicks her tongue, failing to make eye contact with you. “You think I’d self insert like that into a quest? That’s.. Stupid.”

Anyway, the EERY and VERY SCARY and COOL assassin begins to laugh. You, the foolish Ydday Kniwt, have opened the door to chaos! Perhaps you should’ve been more careful, stupid. “You are never uncovering the GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY underlying this DARK CYBERPUNK CITY, detective.” The assassin proudly announces, stepping into your private office. “You should’ve kept your head down. Once I kill you, I’m double crossing the government and fleeing this shitty little town.

“Th-this isn’t very..” You murmur under your breath. You don’t finish the sentence, but Catastrovania seems to get the general gist of your comment.
“N-no..! It’s- it’s actually really good, I swear..! I’m just.. speeding things along. But there’s a lot of super deep lore. This quest is very popular on the board.” Catastrovania hastily responds. It sounds more like she’s trying to convince herself than you.

What do you do in face of this POWERFUL FOE?!

>Grab a random piece of NONDESCRIPT FURNITURE and throw it at her.
>Go for your GUN, quickly.
>Beg for your life in face of her AWESOME power.
>Write-in.

>>3281038
>write in
rolling to seduce

>>3281058
this.

>>3281038
Seduce!

>>3281058
Support.

>>3281038
>Write-in
>Kabedon her and ask "Do you know what my name spelled backwards is?"

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>>3281058
>>3281061
>>3281064
>>3281070
>>3281078

>Write-in
>rolling to seduce
>Kabedon her and ask "Do you know what my name spelled backwards is?"

R-Roll a 1d20 to.. seduce the assassin. Best of three rolls.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3281131

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3281131

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3281131

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3281131

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3281131

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“[bold]What?![/bold] H-how did you..” Catastrovania stares at the die in disbelief, biting her lip in anger. “That wasn’t- You’re not-..”
“Is 18 good?” You tilt your head at the frustrated and furiously blushing girl in front of you. She takes a deep breath.

Y-you, the HARDBOILED and HANDSOME detective, KABEDON the VERY CUTE but also DEADLY assassin in front of you. “Do you know what my name spelled backwards is..?” You ask, leaning in. She feels your hot CIGARETTE BREATH on her face.
“It- it’s..”

Catastrovania writes the name down and then slowly reads it backwards.

”Twink Daddy..” She mutters. God, just.. Do whatever. WHATEVER I GUESS. Thanks for RUINING THIS.

>Write-In

>>3281251
Lean in real close to her face, like were gonna kiss... But then pull away (after all twink daddy only likes dudes), since while KABEDON'ing, we handcuffed her.

Take a puff from our cig. Time for INTERROGATION.

But make it quick. We got icecream to worry about.

>>3281268
Supporting

>>3281251
Now that she's definitely 100% fallen for us, make her uncover the city's corruption. then get all the awards.

>>3281251
I say ruin her quest by demanding smut

>>3281313
Supporting, let's save the world

>>3281268
This all the way

*Tie her to a chair*
"The Icecream, where Is It? I know you goons stole a shipment and I bet you thought you could come In here and get me off the scent... by force. But I can be your friend If you'll be mine, otherwise I'll have to resort to more... drastic measures." *Hold up a tickle feather*

>>3281329
Woah hey Madotsuki is right behind us. Plus we need a male love interest.

>>3281268
>>3281313
A combination of these two.
After all, why bother killing us if you're (she, the VERY CUTE and also DEADLY assassin) just going to double-cross the government anyway?

>>3281251
>>3281313
Supporting

>>3281313
>>3281268
Combine these.
Also maybe she can uncover a hot rebel criminal guy that YK can have romantically charged tension with while trying to arrest.

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>>3281268
>>3281313
>>3281336
>>3281278
>>3281344
>>3281380
>>3282268

>Lean in real close to her face, like were gonna kiss... But then pull away (after all twink daddy only likes dudes), since while KABEDON'ing, we handcuffed her.
>Take a puff from our cig. Time for INTERROGATION.
>Now that she's definitely 100% fallen for us, make her uncover the city's corruption. then get all the awards.
>"The Icecream, where Is It? I know you goons stole a shipment and I bet you thought you could come In here and get me off the scent... by force. But I can be your friend If you'll be mine, otherwise I'll have to resort to more... drastic measures." *Hold up a tickle feather*

You lean in close to the VERY COOL and MYSTERIOUS and WICKED ASSASSIN, as if going to steal a kiss - but suddenly, pull away and HANDCUFF her..! Your CYBERKINETIC, FUTURISTIC handcuffs just barely manage to restrain her awe-inspiring and mystical power. How do you interrogate her..?

>Ask her about the SUPER COOL GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY.
>Ask her about how she found you.
>Ask her about her super cool backstory.
>Write-In.

You go for a write-in. “U-uhm, ask- ask her-.. say, “The icecream, where is it? I-I know your goons stole a shipment and I bet you thought you- you could come in here and get me off the scent.. By- by force.” And then say, “But-but I can be your friend if you’ll be mine, otherwise, I’ll have to resort to more- drastic measures. And then he holds up a tickle feather.” You offer eagerly in response.

Catastrovania stares at you from across the TABLE, pouting. “Are you- are you even taking this seriously?” She frowns.

>What do you do?

>>3283420
>"...am I doing it wrong? It's my first time..."

>>3283433
>>3283420
This sniffle alittle

>>3283420
tickle feather is code for tar and feather, obviously.

Obviously, we're trying to make up bullshit so that she'll explain what is REALLY going on. Cunningham's Law and all.

>>3283433
>>3283420
kek this

>Ask her about her super cool backstory, give a bit of rope to Catastrovania before she kicks our ass to more rail roading!

>>3283420
>ask about the government conspiracy

Hey wasn't the that person who made the vhs construct also making a cyberpunk one

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>>3283439
>>3283446

>"...am I doing it wrong? It's my first time..."

“A-am I doing it wrong..? It’s my first time..” You sniffle a little, looking up to Catastrovania. A look of frustration crosses her features.
“Yeah, you’re doing it wrong..! You’re supposed to- don’t ask about icecream! I put a lot of work into this world!” Her voices raises in volume just a little, but it’s shaky. “A-and- you weren’t supposed to flirt with the assassin, and you weren’t supposed to just handcuff her like that, and-.. I really wanted someone to take this seriously, and-”

She scowls, ripping the most recently drawn picture from her notebook and crumpling it. “Whatever. I’m going to the next carriage. Come in whenever you’re ready to lose.” Tucking the notebook into her skirt, she stands up from the table suddenly, swinging around and walking to the door over. Twink Daddy’s trapped hands are freed as the metal bars return to their position supporting the seats. She quickly closes the door behind her, without offering you any spoons as recompense for participating in her poor quest.

“Man, what a baby.” Madotsuki whispers to you after she leaves.

>What do you do?

>>3283568
>Check ice cream status. How much longer will it last?
>Proceed to the next carriage and ask Catastrovania how many carriages she has on this thing.

>>3283568
>Not embracing off the rails plots
Catastrovania shit QM confirmed.
>Hustle into the next carriage to beat her up and finish this
Our ice creaming is STILL MELTING

>>3283568
"At least we're almost done."

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>>3283579
>>3283585
>>3283695

>Proceed to the next carriage and ask Catastrovania how many carriages she has on this thing.
>Hustle into the next carriage to beat her up and finish this
>"At least we're almost done."
>Check ice cream status. How much longer will it last?

“A-at least we’re almost done, right?” You reply, getting up from your CHAIR and turning to the next subway carriage. Stepping through, you find that: it is pretty much the exact same thing as the prior subway carriages, save that the chairs and table with “fun” games on them are gone. For someone with such an “in depth” imagined world, the subway trains have basically been repeating themselves.

“Finally, foolish challenger! I’ve been waiting..!” Catastrovania seems to have returned to her usual bravado following a moment of real disappointment., but her voice still carries a hint of frustration. “With my CATASTROPHIC EYE of DESTRUCTION, you’re going to.. H-hey. Hey.”
While she went on with her usual tirade, you decided to check the ice cream. Much to yours, Madotsuki’s, and Twink Daddy’s displeasure, it seems to have attained a REAL SOUPY CONSISTENCY through this brief series of challenges. Not unsaveable, but it likely will be in maybe another five or six posts.
“Hey. Hey! Pay attention..!” Catastrovania protests, stamping her foot on the ground.

>What do you do?

>>3283795
S-sorry... my icecream is all melted... do you at least have a refrigerator in here where I can store it? you know, so I can at least do whatever you want me to?

>>3283795
"If I win, you have to buy me another bucket of ice cream."

>>3283795
>Try drinking it
>Stop after a second if Madotsuki looks too disappointed in you.

>>3283795
>>3283812
Supporting for more ice cream

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>>3283807
>>3283812
>>3283814
>>3283831

>Try drinking it
>Stop after a second if Madotsuki looks too disappointed in you.
S-sorry... my icecream is all melted... do you at least have a refrigerator in here where I can store it? you know, so I can at least do whatever you want me to?
"If I win, you have to buy me another bucket of ice cream."

You lift the bucket of soupy, kind of sloshy NEAPOLITAN ICECREAM to your lips before refraining as Madotsuki shoots you a wide-eyed look of disappointment. You slowly lower the ICECREAM. Turning to Catastrovania, you rub the back of your head nervously. “S-sorry.. My icecream is all melted. D-do you at least have a fridge in here where I can store it? You know, so I can at least do whatever you want me to? O-or- at least, if I win, can you buy me another bucket of icecream..?”

“On the picayune chance that you manage to scrape together some meager win, I’ll do anything you want!” Madotsuki laughs sinisterly. “But that’s not gonna happen - you’re going to die along with your stupid little tub of icecream, fatso!” She scoffs, fufufuing in a grossly embarrassing manner. “You AND your stupid weird big hand Construct..! I’ve been waiting a LONG TIME for this! With my sinister mental tests, I’ve determined that you have been found wanting..! Now- prepare for battle, to be incinerated in my VULCAN HAIL OF BULLETS..!”

Much to your surprise, the seats surrounding you along the carriage shudder violently before a number of.. guns fly out from underneath the seats, surrounding her and hovering in the air. Seems a bit SHOW-OFFish. You still see no Construct.

>What do you do?

>>3283568
Was the most recently drawn picture the one in the previous post or something new? I was not here so I could not suggest at the time to pick it up.

>>3283795
Now that she mentions it this constructive really sucks it lacks creative use of space with such a good theme I mean the subway is practically empty lacks even the cyberpunk technology and could done way more with the chess.

>>3283975
Oh jesus

Jump for cover while shrieking

>>3283975
Have Twink Daddy throw the melted ice cream at the chuuni.

>>3283975
Press emergency stop button. You think you saw situation similar to this in a point-n-click video game from the 90's where hitting emergency breaks on a train would save the hero from getting gunned down.

>>3283998
>>3283994
these

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>>3283994
>>3283998
>>3284012

>Jump for cover while shrieking
>Have Twink Daddy throw the melted ice cream at the chuuni.

Roll a 1d100 for your special CHUUNI DISABLING TECHNIQUE, throwing icecream at her. Best of three rolls.

>>3283975
>>3283998
Supporting dairy based heroic sacrifice by ice cream-kun

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3284021

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>3284021

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3284021

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>3284021

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3284021
Late rolls? Impossible

>>3284048
In my defense, I wasn't late until the twelve or so captchas I had to submit.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3284076
Rolls for everyone

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>>3284032

>Rolled 86 (1d100)
>Jump for cover while shrieking
>Have Twink Daddy throw the melted ice cream at the chuuni.

You quickly jump for cover while shrieking. Although you’ve engaged in combat with a giant robot and a beefy delivery girl, you have not faced the sheer power of FLYING GUNS yet. Pulling Madotsuki back with you, you find yourself crouched just out of sight from behind a booth seat while Twink Daddy faces the oncoming volley of bullets. Stepping forward, the YAOI HANDED man takes a confident pose as he faces her, reaching into his jacket pocket and pulling the HALF-MELTED, POORLY CRUMPLED NEAPOLITAN out.

“Fufufu-.. 3.. 2.. 1-” The girl begins, but just as she comes to the final number in a dramatic crescendo to her plot, Twink Daddy flings the TUB at her as hard as she can. The guns still fire, but the sudden projectile alarms Catastrovania and the guns surrounding her seem to find themselves just as similarly off course. The shots ring out - unrealistically quietly, of course, because any shot fired in such a small room would undoubtedly deafen everyone around you - and find themselves landing in the walls around you. Interestingly, they don’t seem to actually PIERCE the walls.

“Gkk- my- my dress..!” Catastrovania yelps, taking a step back. The bucket exploded across her, drenching her in a gross mix of imelted cecream flavors. “I-I saved up for so long-..” The chuuni whimpers, staring down at her ruined CHEAP LOLITA SKIRT. She begins to tear up.

>Nipple lasers..?
>Break her guns while she’s incapacitated.
>Engage in close quarters combat with the girl.
>Write-in.

>>3284165
>Engage in close quarters combat

Grab her, see if we can't get an idea of what her Construct is.

>>3284165
Go, gross hiki neet bear hug tech!

>>3284165
"Hey don't you start crying, you pulled out guns on us and wouldn't let us eat ice cream peacefully."

>>3284165
>Write-in.
I would like to roll to seduce please.

>>3284165
>Engage in close quarters combat with the girl.

>>3284165
>Engage in close quarters combat with the girl
Hopefully TD remembers the basics of CQC

>>3284165
>Write-in: Sincerely apologize about ruining her dress.
then
>Break her guns while she's incapacitated.

>>3284229
The question is whether or not he remembers the basics of CQK(abedon).

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That's all for today's session, but tomorrow the chuuni can get shoved in a locker where she belongs and we can end this month long thread.

>>3284337
Preferable to yuri summers.

>>3284337
Have a good night OP, thank you for your work!

>>3284337
Thanks for running!

We'll make her form a locker from her own constructive and shove her into it.

>>3284337
Neko twink?

>>3284337
It is tomorrow. OP is Kill confirmed.

>>3284165
>Engage in close quarters combat with the girl.
Beat her up while she's crying

>>3285864
We've braved the month of no updates, we can weather this

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>>3284174
>>3284222
>>3284229
>>3285876

You decide to BEAT UP THE GIRL while SHE’S CRYING! Skating across the subway flooring smoothly, Twink Daddy easily bypasses her MYSTERIOUS FLOATING GUNS and gets close to the girl. With her stunned from the ICECREAM being flung at her, you get a wide range of options to just straight up BULLY HER while she tries to rub the ice cream out of her dress while crying.

>Just SLAP her.
>Rip off her DUMB FAKE CAT-EARS.
>Go for the stupid BLACK BANDAGES around her eye.
>Insult her on a personal level for EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.
>Write-In.

>>3286019
>Go for the stupid BLACK BANDAGES around her eye.

>>3286019
Twink daddy is a gentlemen, he wouldn't do any of those things.

>write in
wipe the tears from her eyes, "dont worry about the dress, true beauty comes from the inside."

>>3286019
>Go for the stupid BLACK BANDAGES around her eye.

Time to force her to go all out

>Write in
Give advice and criticism about her quest!

>>3286019
I'd feel bad about the dress, but she brought it on herself by not letting us eat it before it melted.
>Insult her on a personal level for EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.

>>3286019
She's a railroading QM. give her CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM

>>3286048
>>3286052
Ill back this, just so eye patch fags dont win

>>3286019
Grab her so she can't clean the mess.
Have her watch as the stains set in.

>>3286052
CRITISISM

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>>3286048
>>3286052
>>3286151
>>3286057

>Give advice and criticism about her quest!

What kind of CRITICISM do you LEVY at this STUPID CHUUNI?

>>3286197
>>3286197
Embrace the homo
....oh and also something something don't railroad

>you're a great artist but your railroading and somewhat lack of creativity affect your works harshly.
>don't expect everyone to follow your plans, the rich and chaotic experience of life and questing is too random to see where it goes. If you want to do things your way, make a book.
>get a refrigerator in your constructive. Snacks are always fun, I guess.

>>3286242
+
>self inserting

>>3286260
Self inserts can be actually cool sometimes! I think the main problem is making it one of the main characters and this being the character's whole ordeal. I guess the ideal would be just putting one of your own traits in the expecific character and exagerate it. Depends of the writer tho.

>>3286197
When DMing, make sure you work around other peoples schedules. It might take some time o get a geoup you want together, but you cant just force it on someone or else no one has fun.

Ive said multiple times, LETS GO BACK TO MY PLACE, cause theres snacks, and mado over there could join. And we could have a much longer session.

Take your railroad and learn how to MULTI-TRACK DRIFT with it instead of just running on one line toward what you want.

>>3286272
The issue with that is you become too attached to the character, when QMing you need to be able to let go.

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>>3286242
>>3286272
>>3286284
>>3286392

>you're a great artist but your railroading and somewhat lack of creativity affect your works harshly.
>don't expect everyone to follow your plans, the rich and chaotic experience of life and questing is too random to see where it goes. If you want to do things your way, make a book.
>get a refrigerator in your constructive. Snacks are always fun, I guess.
>Take your railroad and learn how to MULTI-TRACK DRIFT with it instead of just running on one line toward what you want.

Twink Daddy places a hand on Catastrovania’s shoulder. She noticeably winces - especially considering the hand could easily cup her entire body - but the YAOI INCARNATE offers a confident smile. “You’re a great artist, but your railroading and lack of creativity affects your work harshly. Don’t expect everyone to follow your plans - the rich and chaotic experiences of life and questing is too random to see where it goes. If you want to do things your way, make a book. Take your railroad and learn how to multi-track drift with it instead of just running on one line toward what you want.” He explains. “And get a refrigerator in your Constructive. Snacks are always fun.”

“O-oh.” Catastrovania trembles a little underneath the IMPOSING STATURE of your Construct, but seems to relax a little. The floating guns around her lower slowly. “.. Okay.”

>When DMing, make sure you work around other peoples schedules. It might take some time o get a geoup you want together, but you cant just force it on someone or else no one has fun.
>Ive said multiple times, LETS GO BACK TO MY PLACE, cause theres snacks, and mado over there could join. And we could have a much longer session.

“H-hey - uh- if- y-you should probably work around other people’s schedules, for- for quests. And you can’t just- force stuff on someone, or- or no one has any fun.” You offer from the sidelines, creeping up hesitantly behind Twink Daddy and still EYEING the GUNS with extreme hesitation. “I-if you want, you could go- go back to my place with Madotsuki, and- and we could have a much longer session.”
“Oh, uh, yeah. It’s not super bad there.” Madotsuki offers quietly, still eyeing the CHUUNI with great reluctance.

>Roll a 1d100 to convince Catastrovania to come to your APARTMENT. Best of 3 rolls.

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3286496

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3286496
Diplomatic victory

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>3286496
time for a nat 1

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3286496

What age group is catastrovania? she doesn't seem as old as Richard or summers but looks older than blitz and madotsuki

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3286496

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>>3286633

the brain of a toddler, though.

>>3286847
Wait she's actually a adult or is that a forged id? (clearly not her picture?) How old is japanese 3rd year high schoolers usually? In fact what is everyone's age?

>>3286847
I'll take that as her canon age for now, good as another adult constructor. It's hard to make out her age because of how scrawny she is.

>>3286847
In spite of these rolls, please be gentle with her. Catastrovania is a good girl--she's just a Chuuni.
It's a serious medical condition, and we should be kind to the disabled.

>>3287378
Yes, make sure the locker we shove her into is clean.

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>>3286500

>Rolled 41 (1d100)
>It's a serious medical condition, and we should be kind to the disabled.
>Yes, make sure the locker we shove her into is clean.

“I’m not going.” Catastrovania responds in a quiet voice, finding a seat to rest in the subway carriage. She readjusts the hem of her skirt as she does and tucks her knees up, hugging them close to her chest as she sits atop the bench. She plays with her skirt absentmindedly, rubbing the stained areas between her fingers. She doesn’t bother to look you in the eyes. “You can leave now.”

The door to the left you creaks open gently, allowing in the sterile air and canned music of the CONVENIENCE STORE from earlier. It’s a welcome reprieve from the subtle shakes and jitters of the constantly moving subway train. It seems you now have a WAY OUT after beating a LACKLUSTER and LAME Constructive from a dumb CHUUNI! Congratulations.

>What do you do?

>>3287901
Give the chuuni the reese's cups she was supposed to get.

>>3287901
>Abduct her from the train car by force

>>3287901
Scratch the girl behind the ears and get the fuck outta there.

>>3287901
cant make friends with everyone

>>3287901
>Offer to pay for her dry-cleaning bill, and apologize for the mess
then (optional, we're gross)
>Ask her to come run a (slightly BL-tinged) quest at our place sometime

>>3287999
>>Ask her to come run a (slightly BL-tinged) quest at our place sometime

yee, chuuni cute. tell her you enjoyed her quest until she spazzed out

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>>3287999
>>3288022

>Offer to pay for her dry-cleaning bill, and apologize for the mess
>Ask her to come run a (slightly BL-tinged) quest at our place sometime

“Y-y’know, I-I could pay for your dry-cleaning bill- if- if you need it.” You offer, glancing to her stained lolita outfit. She seems to notice you staring at her ruined dress and hugs her knees even closer to her chest. “A-and I’m sorry, about- about throwing the icecream all over the place, and making kind of a mess..”
“Don’t pay for it. I ruined your icecream.” Catastrovania responds dully and shortly, maintaining firm eye contact with the window across from her instead of you.
“M-maybe you could run a q-quest at my apartment-..? I-if you want..! It- it was kind of fun, so..” You feel that you might need to offer her RECOMPENSE in SOME fashion, even if she did seem totally ready to kill you with whatever her weird CONSTRUCT is. You offer the girl your apartment address readily.
“.. Okay.” The LAME CHUUNI finally accepts, albeit half-heartedly. It sounds like she more so said yes to get you to leave than anything else.. The canned, repetitious music of the CONVENIENCE STORE seems to beckon you.

>What do you do?

leave and get some fresh icecream, cones this time.

>>3288089
Great, we ruined chunni's day.

guess we tell BL to get the ice cream and candy and come back with it to share. Not like we're in any rush now since the ice cream is melted....

>>3288089
>leave and be apologetic, but offer that we should be friends, because she seems like she's very COOL and MYSTERIOUS, on top of being POWERFUL (words capitalized for emphasis)
then
>come back to the construction after buying her some sort of ice cream.

>>3288089
Leave behind some of those treats you promised before. Her day's pretty shit now, and we don't wanna leave her without any form of comfort.

>>3288113
dont lay it on so think, we left the door open for her already. Anything more is just annoying.

>>3288120
thick*

>>3288122
You're probably right, but as annoying as she's been, I feel bad for this chuuni.

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>>3288108
>>3288112

>leave and get some fresh icecream, cones this time.
>guess we tell BL to get the ice cream and candy and come back with it to share. Not like we're in any rush now since the ice cream is melted....
>Leave behind some of those treats you promised before. Her day's pretty shit now, and we don't wanna leave her without any form of comfort.

Taking a step through the door hesitantly, you offer a half-hearted wave goodbye to the LOSER CHUUNI, who sinks her face even lower into her stained dress. You figure that it’s best to simply leave. Stepping back into the comfort of the CRAMPED CONVENIENCE STORE, you find that it feels VERY WELCOME to step back into the real world. It’s a welcome return to form following the cramped, dark, and blue subway carriages that you’d just trekked through. And although that Constructive was certainly a BRIEF EXPERIENCE compared to the prior ones, for some reason, it feels as if it's taken a little longer than usual. Like you spent a whole month in that arena instead of an hour or so.

Taking to the FRIDGE, you make up for your lack of NEAPOLITAN ICECREAM with a brand new investment: NEAPOLITAN CONES, ice cream pre packaged into cones, much to the pleasure of Madotsuki. The future year of 200X sure is amazing! As you approach the convenience store counter to ideally return to the warm comfort of your home, you find the still packaged PEANUT BUTTER CUPS on the counter. Turning to the door to offer Catastrovania the candy, you find that - it’s simply a regular CONVENIENCE STORE SLIDING DOOR. No hint of any subway carriage with a lonely chuunibyou behind it.

You figure you’re about ready to return home - or maybe you could pick something up for yourself prior to leaving, or leave something else behind for Catastrovania.

>What do you do?

>>3288181
Leave behind a NEAPOLITAN CONE for the chuuni then leave.

>>3288185
it would just melt

>>3288181
Buy some more ice cream, just in case Blitzrapier shows up and raids your fridge again. Or to eat yourself.

>>3288181
>pick something up for yourself prior to leaving
We're getting neopolitan icecream.
and (if possible)
>leave something else behind for Catastrovania
Reese's™ peanut butter cups.

>>3288215
>>3288221

neet $$$

>>3288215
>>3288181
Support
The night is dark and filled with ice cream thieves

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>>3288215
>>3288221
>>3288225

>Buy some more ice cream, just in case Blitzrapier shows up and raids your fridge again. Or to eat yourself.
>Reese's™ peanut butter cups.

Prior to leaving, you make sure to buy some more NEAPOLITAN ICECREAM to replace the one that melted while playing chess - totally in case of Blitzrapier arriving and not for you to eat in its entirety while rewatching FULL METAL ALCHEMIST. You decide as well that, in the end, you’ll simply leave a SECOND packet of REESE’S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS at the counter to sway Catastrovania into liking you and patching up your shoddy, weird relationship. Yeah. That’ll definitely do it. Not like you're the one actually paying for it. Taking a breath, you approach the sliding doors and get ready to LEAVE this CONVENIENCE STORE - finally, to return to the welcome safety and comfort of your tight, darkened room.

…

Your room is just as MUSTY and DARK as ever. A veritable mess of trash. Odd stains litter the ground and a SLEW of discarded PIZZA BOXES - remnants of your one-person FEAST with Madotsuki lie about the apartment. As you enter, you catch a glimpse of her own Construct, Incarnadyne, with it’s head down one of those very boxes. It’s a comfy sight and although less structured than Catastrovania’s single path forward, you welcome the chaotic mess that is your gross, anime-postered shut-in apartment.

[holy SHIT end of chapter five]

>>3288262
Thank you for your work, OP.

>>3288262
Thanks for running!

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>>3289091
Cute

>>3289091
Estimate of time till next thread?
Noth to be a bother, I just really like this quest.

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>>3289298
Ideally probably next week, probably around the weekend or maybe mid-week.

>>3289376
ok, Tanks!

>>3289376
Sweet