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>>3262181


"Put me down you shit-eating scum facker, I shoot my semen all over your fat mum you cunt. "

"No can do mate."

'Why won't you let me die you shit? Let it mean something.'

As Ironhead jostles you with his running, you look up to see the colossus that is Famine tear the Simurgh in half. The massive beastie stuff the old bird in his maw, and a great crimson light wraps around him. A thought crosses your mind as you black out from exhaustion.

'We can kill 'em... well fack, I guess I can die to Leviathan a bit easier.'

>>3262187
very noice, do we also get so see the other capes (Alexandria,Eidolon) or the PRT´s reaction?

>>3262187
>>3262181
We don't deserve the greatness that is Kayek-Man

>>3262207
I have an Alexandria one planned for sure. Kayek-man was just for my own amusement/warmup.

>Choices (Pick 2)
>Merchant of Venice
>The Woman in the Hat
>The Dragon
>The Child of Numbers
>PHO

>>3262218
>Merchant of Venice

>>3262218
And
>The Dragon

Fuck me for posting too fast

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>>3262218
Fuck I want all of them.

>>3262218
>The Dragon
>PHO

>>3262218
>Dragon
>PHO

>>3262218
>The Dragon
>PHO

>>3262218
Is the dragon lung or the cape dragon?

>>3262218
>The Dragon
>PHO

>>3262237
If dragon is lung then.
>Hat
>PHO

>>3262218

>PHO
>The Woman in the Hat

A Path to our stomach for the Hat

>>3262218
>The Woman in the Hat
>PHO

>>3262218
>PHO
>The Dragon
I Want all of them though

>>3262218
>PHO
>The Woman in the Hat

>>3262218
>Merchant of Venice
>The Dragon

>>3262218
>The Dragon
>The Woman in the Hat

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>>3262251
Vore is a shit fetish anon

>>3262285

Then I don't understand why you're in this quest then.

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I wanna see Contessa lose her shit.

>>3262218
aaaah i want ALL of them *sob*
>PHO
>The Woman in the Hat

>>3262218
>>The Woman in the Hat
Can't figure out who this is
>PHO

I'd vote dragon but what if it's bait and switch and it's fucking lung

>>3262308
Woman in the Hat is Contessa, AKA "I always win except in the things that actually matter" Woman.

>>3262308
Nevermind of course it's contessa. I wonder how much we fucked up her 30 year long foxtrot routine

>>3262218
>>The Dragon
>PHO

>>3262218
>The Dragon
>PHO

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>>3262288
I never said my tastes weren't shit too

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>>3262218
>The Dragon
>PHO
>Lung's FW

>>3262218
>The Dragon
>PHO

>>3262218
>PHO
>The Dragon

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>>3262218
hey
hey
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swo51-CG9Ss
Is there going to be a capes party for the death of an Endbringer and to celebrate those who passed to defeat the Simurph? We aught to raid the super market.

>>3262721
>someone challenges Famine to fit a whole cow into his mouth
>alexandria flies in increasingly larger megafauna that ends with us gagging on an elephant

Two guys watching the news at this moment

>Yo what ya watching?
>the news
>since when do you watch the news?
>Since now
>What the hell are ya on about- holy shit is that another endbringer?
>Holy shit did that new endbringer just EAT the old one?!
>That's not an endbringer
>what
>That's that new cape
>....what
>You know that new villain guy, Famine
>WHAT
>and he like grew an extra few feet
>THE FUCK
>then he grew some arms outta nowhere
>NO
>Bigger horns, red electricity going every which way
>THE FUCK?!
>Then he screamed at her and she started crumbling apart, and noooooow he's eating her
>WHY
> I don't know, but it kind of looks like a black hole in his mouth don't it?
>No you moron why ARE YOU NOT FREAKING OUT?!
>Should I be?
>Frankie the fuck, HE JUST KILLED AN ENDBRINGER, A VILLAIN
>Yeah pretty cool huh?
>NO FRANKIE NOT COOL
>why not cool?
>FRANKIE HE'S A VILLAIN
>yeah?
>A BROCKTON BAY VILLAIN
>yeah?
>WE LIVE IN BROCKTON BAY YA IDIOT!
>so?
>SO?!
>there's no need to yell man I'm right here
>HOW LONG YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA SURVIVE IN THIS SHIT HOLE OF A TOWN SMACK DAB BETWEEN A GIANT GOATMAN AND THE FUCKING DRAGON?!
>I think he's a deer
>WHAT
>A deer, I think he's more of a deer, doesn't really look nothing like a goat Johnny.
>Oh....huh now that you say it-THAT AIN'T THE POINT DUNDERHEAD
>Why ain't it?
>MORON WE ARE GOING TO DIE IF WE STAY HERE
>Meh
>MEH?!
>Meh, like I care. There's been crazy shit going on in the Bay since the 80's. So I could die horribly, big whoop not any different from the past 30 years since this crazy cape stuff started.
>....I....
>Besides, getting caught smack dab in a fight between a giant deer monster and a dragon is a cooler way to go than, I don't know getting shot in a turf war?
>...still
>Still nothing, we move out of Brockton, there's still crazy shit everywhere. We don't die here? we'll die somewhere. Death is just something we all gotta accept Johnny.
>When did you get all philosophical?
>Just repeating what my mother told me, God rest her soul.
>....Fuck it pass me a beer, you record this shit?
>Damn straight
>Good man, I wanna see the whole fight.

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>>3262218
did we get the chance to eat the remaining wings in the zone and the zone device after our fight?

>>3262741
good stuff.

>>3262725

>Alexandria flies in increasingly larger megafauna that ends with us gagging on an elephant
>Gagging on an elephant
>Gagging

Motherfucker we'll eat that thing whole and ask for more, Africa IS full of Capes after all. It's the perfect feeding ground

>>3262798
Oh shit you're right. Africa would be a place full of capes. That place is a shit hole.

>>3262811
>>3262798
Canonically, Africa has a shitton of capes
https://worm.fandom.com/wiki/Africa

>Merchant of Venice
>The Woman in the Hat
>The Dragon
>The Child of Numbers
>PHO
if it wasn't obvious, these are
>Skidmark
>Contessa
>Lung or Dragon
>Dinah Alcott or Taylor
>motherfucking Parahumans Online

also I archived thread 6
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Wendigo%20Worm%20Quest

>>3262827

>The Child of Numbers

Could also be, you know. The Numberman?

>>3262218
Could we take a person back in time with us like how we can do so with the ability that allows us to turn into smoke? If yes, could they be with us, or would they go back in time to the point they were at at the time we marked in time?

>>3262898
I imagine the ability is strict as all hell in every single way just because savepoints are fucking op no matter what.

>>3262898
Oh hell no, no paradoxes allowed. I am not fucking with that.

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>>3263033
Oh good you're back
We gonna get those interludes soon?

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>>3263033
Snake you've created a time paradox

>>3263033

But Paradoxes taste delicious

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>>3262218
Votes are...

>Merchant of Venice 2
>The Woman in the Hat 6
>The Dragon 13
>The Child of Numbers 0
>PHO 16

Well the winners are clear, and by the way... The Dragon was a trick, it's both.

I have 2 other interludes to go along with these two.

This is the order as I will type

>The Golden Man
>A Memory Long Past
>The Dragon
>PHO

I will likely only do 2 tonight, and then 2 tomorrow.

(Something came up involving my nephew that has spoiled my will to write tonight. Gotta power through)

>>3263347
IS IT CONSIDERED INCEST IF WE TRY TO DATE DEATH?

>>3263347

>The Golden Man

I wonder, how rich he is in flavor and RECLAIMATION

>>3263347
>The Dragon was both.
Cheeky git

>>3263347
>A Memory Long Past

>>3263347
I want more questy goodness, but if you need to call it and deal with life issues go ahead. It happens to us all.

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>>3263401
>RECLAMATION: MANY/MANY
>NOTICE: 20/20 (Appoint)

>>3263347
RIP QM

>>3263721
Might've needed sleep

>>3263724
I thought QMs didn't need sleep.

>>3263855
It's code for "recharge his batteries"

You know we're cool and all, but I want to get Steve some capes to rot and recycle too. I know with enough power, he can do shit on par with Famine VOID'ing Simurgh.

We just need an easy supply of enemy capes and tinkertech that won't be missed, and we already did that with the Empire...

>>3263875
Come to think of it, we never asked Steve if he can talk to Abaddad and reclaim shards.

>>3263881
We know OOC that he has ROT RECYCLE while Famine is CONSUME RESET. I figure after eating Simurgh, we definitely need to touch base with him again about all this "mission from Abbadad to destroy the planet to save it" thing

>>3263884
Quickly, what are the 4 Rs of Entity Environmentalism?
RESET, RECOVER, RETURN, RECYCLE

>>3263887
Alright, are you the fucking Simurgh, because I swear to god you've been in my quest notes.

>>3263888
Depends, does she know that snow is cocaine?

>>3263888
>>3263887
CONSUME = Famine
ROT = Pestilence
??? = Death
PILLAGE??? = War

There's a lot of synonyms you can use. Not sure why most of them are R words. REBUILD? RECONSTRUCT? RAVAGE? RAZE?

>>3263891
Lung definitely does :^)

>>3263892
>Not sure why most of them are R words
Alliteration
>spoiler
Notice how these words focus on the idea that Abaddad is fixing shit what's broke? That might be why they're all positive. Abaddad is trying to save the species that Zion and Eden exploit.

>>3263895
or at least use them less wastefully, because lets be real [Warrior] doesn't know how to conserve energy that was her thing. now he is running around all by him self all depressed cant cope and lashing out at everything. some times the elder gods have to step in and go n̡̮͍̱̦͐o̡͔̖͆͂ͣͫͩ̍n̟̝̫͔͋ͩ́͂̔̓ͬ̏̂-̫̗̥̙̓́E̸̢̺̓ͫ̏u̗͔̿̍̃̿̕c̙̿̂̉̐̎̂ͨ̇̋l͍̩͓͎̤͙ͮ̓̕̕ḭ̫̖̖͇̣͔̳̟̋ͧ͆ͯ͛̚d̛̺̦̭̹ͩ͆́̚ȅ̸͕̯͖̼̞̿ͫ̊ͫͪ̾͗a̫̖͔̜͓͙̳̣ͫ̀̔̓̈̉ͪ̾͘̕͡n͉̤̯͓̤̥̹͔̭ͪ on something that is just being dumb

>>3263906
By all accounts and word of Meddles, Abaddad actually cares about the little guys. He's trying to set up cycles that don't result in everybody's death.

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We Interludes soon?

So if anyone here has started Worm for the first time, where are you at in the story? Initial thoughts on how things are going?

Checkity check check 1 2 3

>>3264092
All clear, we are receiving you.

bump

>>3264269
Come on dude, you don't bump on this board. It takes two weeks for a thread to fall off

>>3264281
Hey don't give him shit for bumping the board
Bumping is never a Bad thing

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testing

>>3264352
Poor canary, I hope that us eating the Simurgh makes her court case go a bit better.

>>3264399
She might still be in the Birdcage at this time in canon, not sure where her court case fits in the timeline.

>>3264432
I think it was sometime after Taylor made her debut and that was a few months after Simurgh fucked Canberra so she should still be ok.

>>3264452
if her court case STILL goes to shit we should go break her out

>>3264486
I imagine killing an endbringer should net us a favor with the PRT. We could just bring up a phone and go like "Hey, you know the Canary case? Yeah no that's won't be happening if you know whats good for you."

>>3264495
How would we possibly know about that in character, that's total meta knowledge

>>3264501
The news, any thinker?
Court cases aren't exactly private.

>>3264503
Why would we even care, we haven't watched the news since thread 2 and there's zero reason for us to ask a thinker "hey do you know about Canary, a person i have literally never met." We don't even know this person exists, and we're going to go digging into her court case? Seems like a stretch

>>3264511
Eh I dunno. With the Simurgh dead she'll probably have an easier time anyway because the only real reason she got shafted as hard as she did with such minimal backlash was people comparing her to the Simurgh, and this was right after a Simurgh attack too so it was fresh in peoples minds.

>>3264514
I mean yeah i don't care one way or another if she gets off, I'm saying that it doesn't seem likely that, with where we are with Famine as a character and in the plot, we would go getting involved in court cases or calling in PRT favors for someone we've never met

>>3264533
Although I just remember that plan Accord made has us bust into the birdcage so even if she doesn't get off there's still a chance of us meeting her or something.

>>3264551
I'm pretty sure that eating Simurgh fucked up our chances of getting put in the cage. They know we're a killer, they know we power up by eating the dead and they know we fucking ate an Endbringer. What kind of tool would think putting us there is a good idea?

I guess we need to use Dragon's sibling, but that's meta.

>>3264567
It's an Accord plan, he always makes side plans or whatever if something doesn't work out.

>>3264591
You think Accord planned on us eating Simurgh?

>>3264758
Accord plans take into account everything, that is literally his power.

>>3264511
We could start watching the news now.

Rip

>>3265307
Nah man, HWM might update with 2/4 interludes overnight. Must be busy right now from the fucking job he's got.

>>3265334
It's been 6 hours. We're doomed. It's over boys, go home.

>>3266334
Big post

>>3266334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6gzOcTNKwE

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How do you guys think children would react to Famine?

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>>3266422

>>3266422
Depends on how he acts near them. Scared at first but once they see he's a big softy they'll probably think he's the coolest thing since sliced bread.

>>3266493
You mean Before or after he let's them Ride on his shoulders?

>>3266550
Before. If he lets them ride on his shoulders he's going to be the most popular cape in the city.

After all, he literally ate the Nazi's, that's more than the PRT ever did.

>>3266334
I'm alive, just was a rough day that was drowned a river of vodka

>>3266573
Then again, he literally ate the Nazis, that's more than the PRT ever did.
Also he's an S-Class villain, next to the Slaughterhouse 9.
speaking of

>>3266586
Take it easy man

>>3266589
>Famine isn't a Villain
change my mind

>>3266592
>change my mind
He's classified as a villain, and is therefore a villain.
Change MY mind.
>t. PRT

Kek. Famine's the new in-character Meme

With examples like:

>Famine.jpg
>A reaction pic of Famine with the subtitle of Om nom nom
>Canberra Fried Chicken
>The Brockton Bay special: The Nazi Boigah
>A pic of Famine going REEEEEEE
>A Pacific Rim esque paint edit of Goat vs Lizard
>Just a Killer Goat and his Murder Dog

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>>3266652
>Killer Goat
>goat

>>3266658
You have to admit anon, Famine's the GOAT :V

The meme kind of Goat if it wasn't obvious

>>3266672
He is indeed the GOAT

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>The Golden Man

He had been doing what he had beend doing for the past years; ever since that day in the 1980s.

[b] BE HERO/ SAVE PEOPLE/ SAVE ANIMALS/ ENDURE TILL THE END [/b]

It was disheartening to say the least. Planning in the eventuality of his demise would have been within his partner's capacity, but he had no such recourse.

THE THINKER PLANNED, AND THE WARRIOR MADE IT SO.

Such was the way.

Until T̨̰̪HE͚̦̖ ̟̘͇̻̞A͖͚N̮͔͕A̳̕T͡H͚͓͍E͓̗̠̺̯MA̡̝̤͖̩̰͍ saw fit to ruin it. All was going well, 3248 successful Cycles, and all for what...

To perish upon a world that knows nothing of what you are or what you were.

The most haunting thing was the last transmission between his partner and himself before her demise.

[b] CYCLE FLAWED/ DATA INCALCULABLE/ ZERO-SUM/ "WE ARE WRONG" [/b]

Such nonsense is clearly the meddlings of T̨̰̪HE͚̦̖ ̟̘͇̻̞A͖͚N̮͔͕A̳̕T͡H͚͓͍E͓̗̠̺̯MA̡̝̤͖̩̰͍.

Zion flies over soldiers genociding civilians to pull a cat out of a tree. Just as he touches the small mammal, a transmission is recieved.

[b] THE THIRD- DESTRUCTION IMMINENT/ FINAL LOG/ CONFLICT CAUSED/YES/SUBSTANTIAL DATED OBTAINED/ SLAYER/ CONSUME-RESET [/b]

A small frown appears on the golden man's face, he was not familiar with this shard. He began to go through the data from the transmission. The cat in his arms squirms.

The traces of energy match him...

T̨̰̪HE͚̦̖ ̟̘͇̻̞A͖͚N̮͔͕A̳̕T͡H͚͓͍E͓̗̠̺̯MA̡̝̤͖̩̰͍ has shards upon this world.

The cat is burned to ash as a golden wave of light leaves the living god, destroying all in it's path.

Scion immediately goes to putting out the fire, but as he does, data flies through his mind at great speed.

[b] PURPOSE/OUTDATED/ ADAPT/UTILIZATION/DESTRUCTION/PLANS/THINKER/ADAPT/ NEW PURPOSE///////THE EMPEROR [/b]

>>3266731
Oh shit we have goldy boi on our ass

>>3266731
>THE EMPEROR
Oh shit, this is a 40K crossover now

>>3266731
God damn space Jesus

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>>3266812
for the emperor

>>3266731
I might be reading this wrong, but does this mean that the Golden Idiot is getting off his ass and taking command of this cycle? Cause that's what it reads like.

>>3266731
NO SPACES NEXT TO BRACKETS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

also okay, we totally have to avod Zion at all times

>>3266887
Looks like it.
Cauldron is fucked.

Guys we should really think about getting some capes that Pestilence can rot, so he can get some upgrades

>>3266985
Chandelier
Uber
Leet
Circus
Faultine and crew

We're not exactly lacking options anon. Unless you mean people who won't get missed

IIRC We still have half of the giant twin to find. So we can probs melt her instead

>>3267070
>rotting Uber and Leet
>the only half-okay villains in Brockton Bay

>>3267070
>Faultine
Nigga what

>>3267070
Who's Chandelier?

>>3267304
Isn't Faultline's one of the more chill ones?

>>3267463
Yes, Faultline and her crew of case 53s is based.

do you guys think us eating and endbringer will decrease the villain population of the bay or increase it?

>>3267887
Decrease I guess? A dead endbringer would make people a bit more hopeful, fewer triggers. Merchants might get a tad bigger though.

>>3267893
i meant from outside, do you think that there will be more villains moving into the bay or more villains moving out of the bay?

>>3267887
>>3267893
I don't think trigger event frequency will get any less, because Earth Bet is a fucking hellhole of a planet because Wildbow. On the other hand, more people who trigger worldwide deciding to become heroic, is much more likely after what we just pulled off. >inb4 new Emdbringers spawn because Eidolon subconsciously goes "awww, I wanted a good fight, come on!" or his shard auto-awakens one or two from preexisting templates in response to counter Famine

>>3267917
That I'm not so sure about. I feel like it would depend on the villains involved. Maybe most would decide to stay but not be as villainous, knowing Famine is around? Either out of respect, fear, or some other mixed feelings in general? A lot of interesting dynamics and stuff HWM can write or explore with all this.

>>3267922
>inb4 Eidolon books it to Brockton and starts hunting down Merchants to fight us
>inb4 Lung shows up because nobody gets to kick our ass except him

>>3267973
Nice friendly three-way capefight

If all the crabs are dead, does that mean we lose the benefits eating here daily (45 hunger)?

>>3269243
no shit

>>3267077
>>3267304
>>3267463
>People letting their empathy for halfway decent people (who may actually try to fight us later) stop them from CONSUMING

Abaddad is disappoint

How possible is it to expect our next "sibling" will be picked up by the S9 or maybe Coil?

>>3269386
>he thinks Abaddad is an asshole like Zion and Eden who would tell you to eat other people for personal profit
no, anon, you are the disappointment
>>3269440
Unlikely, barring exceptional intervention by Zion. Abaddad would choose people we'd be likely to pick up.

>>3269455
Peace in the cycle can only be obtained by superior Power anon!

>>3269473

We could really go for eating all of Leet's junked tinker tech.

Besides, there's one thing we need to remember. There's still more Krauts to eat.

Does anyone have ideas on what would be the tinktech made by Famine would be? I do after eating The Ziz herself

>>3269490
>spoiler
I'm sorry to say our power doesn't work that way. We get rewards for meeting reclamation quotas, rather than getting the powers of reclaimed shards

>>3269490
The real question is what an Abaddon shard tinker would be like.

>>3269547
Maybe Death is a Tinker who specializes in poisons. It sounds boring, but it's an option

>>3269547
>>3269560
My own ideas for Death and War were War being a tinker whose specialization is direct counters (like a single Tinkertech that fucks over a single shard) or maybe just more general power-specific tech, like something that denies Master effects.
Speaking of, I personally really like the idea of Death being some Master/Stranger that forces people to commit toaster bath. The idea of Death, compared to the other horsemen, just being an ever-present force that doesn't outright kill but is more like "dread it run from it" sounds cool as fuck.

That's the one similarity between Famine, Pestilence and War:
They all lead to Death.

>>3269618
Maybe Dadaddon is death.

>>3269618

>Famine goes through a second trigger event
>Abbadad jailbreaks Famine

Do we become a literal black hole?

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>>3269713
>Dadaddon
This is why we use "Abaddad"

>>3269778
Dadadad

>>3269916
Dondondododondodondodododondodondodondondondondododon

>>3269618
Death refers in particular to "natural" one i.e. death from old age so, rather than poison, he'd have maybe accelerated aging.

>>3270012
So something like Grateful Dead? That would be a pretty neat power.

>>3270012
Cancerman. Can cause extremely fast spreading and resistant to treatment tumors in anyone he touches.

>>3270032
do a montage man and age people to death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2Ca9cQ3GV4
scion would freak if that affected shards(dont kill the guy just his power)

soo who do you guys think we get? Death or war?

>>3270744
War, death seems endgame.

>>3270744
War.
Death has always suppose to be the final horseman. Even back when conquest was a horseman.

Will have Alexandria's interlude out by tonight.

Sorry gents. I've just been exhausted these past few days. Using this interlude sequence as a bit of a breather and for planning

>>3271380
It's fine dude, sometimes life be like that.

who wants to go to Africa and murder a bunch of capes?

>>3271471
hey that's racist but yeah I'm down

>>3271471

I want to stop by Elisburg first

>>3271573
Maybe some time during our "We killed the Simurph" party in Canberra we can ask Strider or any other teleporting Capes if they could teleport us to Africa, or even Elisburg like >>3271593 suggested. Maybe even stick with us for additional payment? Geez I wonder how much their services would cost.
Oh if we were to go to Africa do you guys think we could recruit some more capes and take them back with us to the bay?

>>3271380
There was a rule that we could carry anything in our Smoke for so long as we have a free hand available or something yeah? We still have the brick nokia. Now that we have a set of extra arms does this mean we can carry more stuff in our phase form? Like guns?

Hold on. Maybe we won't have to pay anyone an absurd amount of cash. If we could work something out with Alexandria then she could fly us to Africa. Provided we survive the trip with how fast she can travel. Might owe her and the PRT a favor for it though.

>>3271603
I guarantee you, Famine will be recieve many free drinks from here on out. PRT public relations team is flipping their shit in how a villain is polling better than some of their top heroes.

>>3271830
did any of our guys back home place any bets on the odds of us winning?

>>3271830

And just who might those top heroes be?

>>3271838
In canon I believe there is a fund from victims of endbringers for any cape to kill one. Same for many villain capes (heartbreaker, etc). To be fair, many people believed that Endbringers could not be killed, you could only break even when one showed up. Bets would have been viewed as being in very poor taste.
>>3271873
Armsmaster, Chevalier, many others.

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>>3271911
Well, they're not wrong. Chev is one of the best fucking characters of Worm.

>>3271911
>a fund from victims of endbringers for any cape to kill one.

Oh god were turbo rich now aren't we.

>>3271911
>In canon I believe there is a fund from victims of endbringers for any cape to kill one.
Time to fund our every growing fishing empire.
>get royalties for Famine toys and action figures.
>use money to expand fishing empire.

>>3271943
>Famine action figure with built in vacuum action!

What should we do with our new found wealth? Because I think we should hire a teleporter or transport cape under contract to work for us.

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>>3271952
Open up a crab restaurant with a gift shop.

>>3271965
Definitely a restaurant. What should we call it?

>>3272089
Either "Famine's Crab Shack" or maybe something fancier like "Revelation Bistro" to tie into our horsemen of the apocalypse theme.

To to PR ourselves into the world's sweetheart

>>3271830
Fucker deserves it, taking down what most consider an unbeatable natural disaster humanity has just had to live with for a decade, and on his first endbringer fight too. The boys back in merchant territory must be going crazy watching their lieutenant eating Simurgh.

>>3272453
>Brockton Bay has been having a weeklong hobo rave since we landed

>>3272493
Wow that's impressive, we've only been gone... what, an hour tops?

>>3272089
Scales of Justice (the Pale Rider in the Book of Revelations carries a pair of weighing scales)
Extra features for each Endbringer eaten by Famine:
>Simurgh - Free fortune after each meal
>Behemoth - Benihana-style cooking with lots of fire
>Leviathan - Fun with sauces and other liquids
>Tohu/Bohu - Order a few days ahead and get an edible artwork
>Khonsu - Customers can do time-trials for a chance to earn discounts
>etc.

>>3272520
I love it. It also exemplifies how little of a shit we give.

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>the Simurgh's physical voice is finally heard for the first time on Earth Bet
>it is a scream of the purest terror and agony
>a professional opera soprano's cry would be a pale facsimile of the sound, beyond anything human vocal cords can ever hope to produce
>it is primal fear in audio form, and it emanates from the unkillable bird bitch who brainwashes people and causes unspeakable shit wherever she strikes, as she is mercilessly annihilated into the black hole that is Famine
>slowly, Skidmark does pic related as the rest of the Merchants follow suit

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>>3272556
basically and or this

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>>3272628
>Red: boss did you just see that?! FAMINE JUST ATE SIMURGH!
>....
>boss?
>Skidmark's face

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>A Memory Long Past

The message was sent out with her blessing, and she floated in the air beside her two long-time comrades above the remains of the battlefield. The massive beast that was Famine surged towards The Simurgh, roaring his rage.

Keith, ever the idealist spoke up first. "Was this a good idea, can you imagine if he was changed by Simurgh. We'll have to evacuate completely. Not to mention his damn Trump ability." His blue mask moves as he scrunches his face up.

She never understood why he choose a visor instead of something more protective, he was the only one of the remaining three that could still be injured. While yes, his breaker state could heal him it was still a weak point that bothered her.

"Did you effect that his scream had on her, I'd say it's worth the risk." You say.

David remained silent, his green cloak flapping in the wind. She could tell he was brooding.

"Eidolon...?" Rebecca started.

"It's his first fight, and he managed to inflict that much damage in only 7 minutes. His scream was the only reason we were slapping her around. How many have died in all of these battles... and he shows up and makes a mockery of it." He growls out.

"D-Eidolon, everyone that helps is an essential one. Just imagine him helping against Behemoth. You can't be like this towards every new cape that happens to be impressive. Let's just watch."

"If he drives her off, we had a good fight on our hands, if he dies, we lose a villain. Nothing but good things can come of this." He says to himself almost.

He huffs, and your eyes go back to the fight. Famine had finally closed the distance. He skids to a stop while The Simurgh attempt to leave. His mouth drops open wide, and with a sickening display twists and snaps wider.

"What in the hell..." Keith says as the corpses of the newly slain and reanimated begin flying towards Famine's gaping maw. The Simurgh desperately is fighting the pull while she screams.

"I must say... he does have a good plan." David says. You almost whip your head in shock, but keep your eyes glued upon the scene.

"What do you mean?"

"I suggested to him that he went to go take care of Simurgh's device, but he seems to be drawing her in to get some good hits on her. With his brute rating and her new weakness, he could deal some damage." David does not complement people often, it's something that ego does not allow him to do. Groups of people sure, but singular capes are uncommon for him to find value in.

You suppress a shudder as bony fingers slide out of Famine's throat, and he wraps his claws around her. Then the noise begins as the fingers lurch forwards, stabbing into The Simurgh and silencing her.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHbW6t2n2uw @0:30
>As well as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppiGTLqfaWc @59:34 then @1:13:00

After a minute of the disturbing symphony, Famine rips the Endbringer in two, and eats her. He falls to his knees and begins to radiate red light.

>Cont.

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>>3272816
You turn towards your two friends to see your expression of shock plastered upon their faces as well. Eidolon is the first to recover.

"Alexandria, Legend, I want you to contact the quick response teams, the fight is over. We need to prep a press event now and on our terms. Quick tally dead and wounded. I will go greet our Endkiller here. I'm going to need a team to see how he may be effected by his consumption." His tone is different, almost... angry.

As you fly away, you see Famine squirming in a cocoon of warping light, and can hear his gut-wrenching screams of agony as it seems his body is burning away. His immense bulk is slowly shrinking. Eidolon floats above him, arms crossed. Seemingly waiting for Famine to come to.

A thought goes through your mind after hearing the scream.

You remember everything since you gained your powers. Every detail, nothing forgotten. Anything before it not so much, you remember the important things. Your birthday, name, your family's names.

You remember your father's lying eyes as he told you after the next treatment you would get better, as if you could not see the tears in his eyes. As if you could not hear his screams of sorrow and pain as he pummeled the wall in the hallway in the hospital before sliding down into a heap.

Famine screams like your father, a man that has lost far to much...

The one thing that haunts you, as you fly over the mostly untouched Canberra (for an Endbringer battle), the one thing you can not remember is your father's face.

>>3272816
radiant red light means war is coming?

>>3272875
>Endkiller
I love it, we gotta milk that title.

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>>3272875
>the one thing you can not remember is your father's face.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>3272876
While yes, that is the next cape I will be sending your way, do not expect him to come right to you. Abbadon is picking the most qualified, not some smuck in Brockton Bay. Also sometimes the curtain's are just blue, not everything is foreshadowing. I'm not clever enough for that.

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>>3272875
>>3272894
Oh god wait I just realized.

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>>3272901
didn't anons wanted to fuck her? I know it was a joke but like

>>3272913
>We're at the PRT for some reason, debriefing or some shit
>We see Rebecca
>Sudden flashback, "R-Rebecca is that you"

Like fuck I think we even guessed it jokingly last thread.

>>3272875

>Eidolon's pissy over us eating one of his "worthy opponents"

We need to eat them all boys. Kill Eidolon from osmosis, have some
nice venison jerky.

I imagine Dragon is going to be spending a lot of time trying to work on anti-Famine escape/break-in procedures.

>>3272934
should we be discussing how to counteract dragon's containment methods, or would the QM pick up on them?

>>3272939
We have our own AI that dragon doesn't know about, I think we'll be fine.

>>3272939
>>3272934
>>3272946
That will be part of the next interlude :The Dragon.

I won't meta-DM if you don't meta-game ;)

Also to note, the birdcage is terrifying. A prison suspended inside a hollow mountain by only pipes and supports that bring in food, water, and amenities. The void outside the prison has drones to stop anyone from escaping, but let me tell you. GL17CH is the key, and I think you guys skimmed over the reason why.

>>3272956
Its because GL7TCH is technically Andrew Richter isn't it? Or at least a form of him. He'd theoretically be able to fuck with Dragon's restrictions.

>>3272966
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3202920/ Post: 3219303

>>3272980
Oh it just doesn't have any restrictions. Wow we are busted.

>>3272992
Well the fact that it is Andrew does come into play, but consider what Dragon is capable of with restrictions.

>>3272980
Oh yeah, the one where BAGRAT IS GREY BOY

>I come back after an hour and a half
>Eidolon is a hair-trigger away from fucking us up for stealing his kill
>Rebecca
>Sheer GL17CH Attack has no weaknesses
I can't leave this fucking thread alone for a second, can I.
Meddles you writing genius I love you please don't stop

>>3273000

GL17CH is going to make life hell for Cauldron isn't he?

>>3273024
We need to teach GL17CH how to shitpost at secret societies when we just fuckin release him into the wild.

I just realized/remembered something. The Fallen will absolutely despise/fear us for ending one of their gods.

And Meddles remind me. Is Famine's shard still under restrictions? Could it go through another Trigger Event? How far does the escalation go power wise for the Endkiller?

>>3273065
What do you think happens everytime you get an upgrade. Afraid no second Trigger Event, whatever happened in that cave between you and Abbadon removed that chance. As for how far does the escalation goes... how much power can you send to Abbadon?

>>3273089

Enough power to make the Sleeper wake up an see what all the commotion is? Enough to make even more memey material than Skitter?

>>3273065
>The Fallen
OH YEAH
>>3273118
>implying Sleeper isn't actually the aftermath of Famine fighting Grey Boy after his second trigger

Alright so what do we do with the fund money?

I say that we go and take all the boys to the boardwalk, rent out a all the restaurants and have a god damn fine dining party. And we'll go to a whole sale and order beds and mattress for everyone.

You guys realize this means we can go out and get a burger with fries?

>>3273160
All of this, and then we should spend some time showing up the municipal authorities.

>>3273160
We could refurbish the old E88 stronghold into a housing unit. With clean running water. I don't remember if Squealer managed to rig up a purifier in the shipyard, but we could probably fit a purifier in there somewhere.
In a few days I think we should take some of our earnings to do some overseas recruitment. Specifically for Tinkerers.

>>3273174
We can rebuild the docks and dare anyone to stop us. Restart the fishing industry. I mean, we can fucking eat all the shipwrecks if someone can levitate them for us or corrosion can just... Disintegrate them.

>>3273178
I think we should start fixing the docks til after we kill Leviathan. We'd just have to fix the docks again. Why would we want to eat the shipwrecks?

>>3273178
Why destroy the shipwrecks when Squealer can use them?

>>3273201
Cause I'm spitballing and you raise a better idea than mine. Nice

>>3273184

Leviathan is still a ways off probably, so let's go over snacks that still are within the Bay. Remnants of Empire making a comeback, the Undersiders, and other minor/solo career capes.

I think we'd be able to make an offer to plenty that they could never refuse. And shit, may as well be the refuge for the Case 53s of the Bay.

The Anders family probably doesn't have a high opinion on Famine you think?

It'll be fun meeting with the Wards in general

>>3273225
>spoiler 1
gee, I wonder
>spoiler 2
I don't think they'll let an S-Class villain within a light-year of a Ward. The parents would trigger from the stress.

>>3273225
I want to see vista, kid win and the others reaction when they realise that they almost had to fight this guy

>>3273225
We don't necessarily have to kill the other gangs left in the Bay do we? Think telling them to quit their racket or leave under threat of cannibalism would be enough to convince them to stop? Only asking because of the apparent Cape density in Africa.

>>3273234
Someone should bring a camera.

>>3273235
We could also absorb and re-educate them.

>>3273234

An even better one:

>Shadow Stalker's FW she hears hungered growling nearby during one of her night patrols from all around her before the SCREAM
>Taylor's FW when she sees Sophia who she despises so goddamn much being pushed around in a wheelchair. Looking ragged, broken and weak. The lower half of her body gone completely
>Panaceas FW she's called in to help African communities that've been plagued by Famine.

>>3273257
>Panaceas FW she's called in to help African communities that've been plagued by Famine.
That's doubly funny.

>>3273257
Yeah, I think Sophia's pretty spooked about someone else having the same power as her and more.
Sophia interlude when

>>3273261
HE'S THE BIGGEST PREDATOR. And to be honest, the ripples from your presence are interesting.

We should also see what are the limits of Steve's breaker form and how many ghosts he can spawn.

>>3273089
Are second triggers a good thing or bad thing?

>>3273268
Is the dragon interlude next?

>>3273257
>That second spoiler
Was... was that pun intentional anon

>>3273269
...Le sigh

https://www.fishingnortheast.net/fishing-resources-links/what-how-tos/sw-fish-identification/
Anyone got any clue what species of fish, crustaceans and other commercial sea creatures like in the Northeast Ocean of Boston?

>>3273269
Second Triggers are good but it's bad if you're Triggering again, since your power wasn't good enough to keep you from getting into the situation that caused your First Trigger.

>>3273290

Well, not the EXACT situation. But something similar to it

Jailbroken Famine sounds like a fun feeding frenzy

I wonder how much skidmark and squealer want and need to be drug lords or if they'd use our clout to become legit businessmen

Suck on this Pigot

Meddles, what is your opinion on the Famine's Crab Shack idea?

>>3273353
Crazier things have happened. Go with it, you have the manpower and funds for the startup. I'll have fun writing it. Of course rolls will be required, and a new enemy will be introduced... the toughest that Famine has ever faced.


The HEALTH INSPECTOR

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>>3273362
>Health Inspector

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>>3273362
bro we aint no chumps we gonna go for them michelin stars a health inspector is not gonna be a problem

>>3273362
Hardly.
Our Void power sucks in all organic matter in the area, although you probably mean edible here, since organic means “has carbon” so things like steel and plastic are organic. Evacuate the food and people, turn on the Void, and we just hoover up all the vermin, mold, trash, dirt and so on leaving the restaurant spotless.

>>3273307
I'd actually be cool with gathering up the gang and going legit. Go from drug dealing to a full on crabbing company and food chain entrepreneur. I mean what is the PRT gonna do, STOP the SSS-class cape loved by the world from giving up villainy?

Hell I would not be surprised if they weren't already writing up a full pardon in exchange for giving up the criminal life, because at this point there shouldn't be any hero besides Eidelon who would want to fight Famine. That would be suicide.

>>3273569
Organic means "has Carbon and Hydrogen".

“In chemistry, an organic compound is generally any chemical compound that contains carbon.”
From Wikipedia.

>>3273571
I’m pretty sure they’re going to need a new power classification for Famine and Co.

>>3273571
And all we do is crab like some kind of monstrous forest gump

>>3273614
>Monsterous Forrest Gump
Toppest Of Keks
>famine sitting on a bench telling people that life is like a box of chocolates
>famine meeting with the president and telling him he’s got to eat a dude cause he’s staving
>famine, running cross-country just to eat a dude
>famine going to Vietnam some some fucking reason
>famine raising a kid (War) after his mother dies of aids

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come on people we are merchants if some one wants to buy something we can sell it
drugs we got em
girls we got em
boys we got em
guns we got em
crabs we got em
simple labor we got em
printed shirts and cups we got em
autographs we got em
weapons of our father we got em(tho not for sale)

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>>3273362
A worthy opponent indeed. I'm afraid of some of our guys might be tweaking on the job, but they're probably smart enough to do it away from prying eyes. Though maybe my fears are misplaced and it won't be as bad as I think it would be.
>welcome to Famime Claw Shack. "Have a taste and you'll be begging for more."
>the Class-S villain providing gainful employment

What we're doing with all this money:
>renting restaurants for catering and partying to celebrate victory
>open up a crab restaurant with a gift shop >>3272520
>more boats and trailers to transport boats onto land
>refurbish the old E88 stronghold
>rebuild docks still worried about Leviathan
>more money for the sky project?

>>3273569
That's an interesting idea

>>3273571
What if we legalized weed and began selling the stuff?

>>3274176
>Famine gets into politics and legalizes weed, offers tax breaks for farmers and fisherman.

>>3274202
>our political stance
weed keeps me less murderous but does give me the munchies and that's why the tax breaks for the food producers

>>3274227
that just might work. might be worth consulting with Skidmark and the gang with.

>>3274292
Wasn't Coil trying to become mayor? Imagine him having to run against us.

>>3274202
>Inb4 Famine wins election for Mayor of Brokton Bay
>Wasn't even running, he won by write in
>Famine walks in to a press cobference in nothing but a tie around his neck.
>"Mister Mayor, what are you going to do about the rampant gang violence going on in the city?"
>Famine: "I guess I'll just eat the chuckleheads who won't knock it off"
>Crime rates plummet

>>3274309
...we need to do this. we need to do this now.

>>3274309
>Brockton Bay News: Giant goatman that killed an invincible alien is now mayor, legalizes weed and opens chain restaurant, standard of living highest in decades

>>3274347
>opens chain restaurant
Implying we'll have more than one I see?

>>3274359
>Implying it won't go global
>Merchant 1: Remember when we just sold drugs? What ever happened to all that?
>Merchant 2: Look man, I got a decent income, a house, and a girlfriend now. Going legit and working at a merchant crab shack beats having to fight cops and capes.
Merchant 1: I'm just saying, this gang thing went into a weird direction.

>>3274402
Well at least it's Healthier than Fugly Bobs (it's the Worm McDonalds equivalent)

When hwm decided to use the merchants because they're an interesting and underused faction I don't think this is a quite what he had in mind.

I think it's funny as hell but you all remember the murder mosh pit they hosted after leviathan? After reading all of the completely fucked up shit the merchants did in canon it's hard to see skidmark as a guy just faking it, his shard makes him totally insane

>>3274498
I think that was more to do with the drugs with the shard egging him on.

>>3274498
at least HWM's version of the Merchants are a little less fucked up, though I wonder if any of our guys would willingly risk triggering in the hopes of getting powers. I can image the most desperate drug addled ones and maybe some of the ex-military guys would go for it.
Assuming we can get our hands on some Formulas from Caludron......OOOOOOOR!!!

>>3273362
What are the odds we can get that one power that lets us give others powers? Was it Judgement?

>>3274309
>Famine starts setting up massive homeless shelters
>Famine keeps interrupting people by staring at them and licking his lips loudly
>Famine for re-election, He’s Hungry For A Better City

>>3274517
>I wonder if any of our guys would willingly risk triggering in the hopes of getting powers
Impossible. Expecting to trigger causes it to not happen.

>>3274546
I meant through those cauldron vials

Then after we become mayor we can open up the cargo shipping business up again. We got the manpower to fix a cargo ship. Only issue is figuring out how we're gonna pull them out the sea.

>>3274498
To be fair Famine has been a pretty stabilising figure I feel. Whereas canon Skidmark pushed further and further to desperately break out, here he's got powerful lieutenants training the guys, finding different sources of business, and making the grunts feel like they're fighting for something.

>>3274935
At work so only gonna respond to this, but basically yes. Canon Skidmark was pushed to the brink, forced to live place to place, fighting teeth infections, meth addiction, and manage the Merchant's. It's a wonder he did as well as he did. He had to do whatever he could to give himself an edge, hence the murdermosh pit. I'd say he would be close to a second trigger had the Slaughterhouse not gibbed him.

>>3274309
>>3274538
>A vote for Famine is a vote for the guy who killed an Endbringer
>"Every shout a celebration, Every mouth a crab!"
>He has a doggo, no one evil has a happy doggo
>"Taking a bite outta crime!"
>The Jaws of Justice!
>Nazis are bad Mmkay?
>When it's time for Kaiju fights, bet on the Goat. Cuz Mayor Famine's the GOAT
>A vote for Famine is a vote to YEET
>He's Hungry. Hungry for CHANGE

Man it's fun to make campaign slogans.

Also also, since Alexandria was like part Italian I think (or was that Contessa?) Would it be Famine or Mom who was the Italian?

>>3275270
Contessa is fully Italian.
Alexandria is Ameriblack iirc

>>3275294
Axelandria is hispanic, so if Famine is her dad then he was latino.

>>3274299
>Coil creates alternate timeline
>He loses in both

>>3275270
>We vow to wipe out what remains of the gangs
>Open gourmet 5-star crab restaurant, goes global
>Salvage graveyard, make sea trade great again
>Brockton is officially the only city absolutely safe from Endbringers
>Slowly help Merchants recover from drug addictions and get on their feet, job market thrives
>Doggo
At this point it's crazy enough to actually fucking work.