It's been almost two weeks since the whole debacle with Universe 9 ended. During this period you found little time to hone your skills as you had other, more pressing matters to attend to. Your three subordinates were... slow to adjust to say the least. Not having to worry about their food being poisonous, being able to sleep peacefully and other mundane things were just too alien concepts for them.

But one can get used to comfort surprisingly quick and it looks like that Hop, Sorrel and Hyssop are finally coming around.
A good thing too as they'll need to master both gardening and cooking if they want to remain here.
The small plot of land you chose to serve as your garden is still barren but with a bit of hard work and some love, you'll soon have fresh produce available. Perhaps once they see the results of their hard work they'll even start enjoying it.

However, now that things have calmed down you took some time off from supervising them and got to training.
Vados notices this almost immediately and makes her way to you.
"It's good to see you back in business."

"Well it couldn't be helped."
You respond as you practice your punches.
"Work comes before pleasure."

The angel then begins correcting your posture with her staff as she observes you.
"I see you've unlocked something quite special while you were off hunting.
When were you gonna inform me?"

"I just assumed you already knew."

"That is true...
But you mean to tell me you managed this just by watching others?"

"Yeap."

"Hmmm... well it can't be helped.
Though it'd be ideal if you knew the basic principles behind it.
I suppose we can fix that in post."

"So what's the hold-up?"
You ask her, wondering why she hasn't started explaining yet.

"Sadly, there are quite a lot of things to do.
Both Hit and Lord Champa requested your presence.
And... so did Cabba. But I think that's quite a bit more of a serious matter.
I mean, we could go over the basics of Ki first..."

"Hmmmm..."
You start pondering on what to do.

>I shouldn't keep Champa waiting
>I'll go see what Hit wants.
>Let's just go over the basics
>What's that with Cabba? this will cause the story to proceed

>>3261331
>I'll go see what Hit wants.
I think we used a primitive time stop last time, perhaps he could help us develop it.

>>3261338
accidentally kept my tripcode, yikes.

>>3261332
>Let's just go over the basics
Probably this then Champa. Last thing we need ia to poss off our boss.

>>3261332
>I'll go see what Hit wants

>Let's just go over the basics
Then go to see Champa.

>I'll go see what Hit wants

>Let's just go over the basics

3 vs 3 Hit sempai continues to be popular.

>>3261332
>Let's just go over the basics

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>>3261364
But despite Mr Penis Head being a fan favorite, vagina still wins

>writing

"I'd actually like to go over the basics.
I mean... I get how to use it but I'd still like to know how it works so I don't accidentally blow myself up.
Know what I mean?"

"Ohohoho! I don't think that'll be an issue.
Not accidentally anyway."

Swallowing nervously you find yourself being sat down as Vados takes out a blackboard and starts drawing illustrations with a piece of chalk as she explains how Ki functions.
"What we call Ki goes by several names, depending on who uses it: Ki, Chi, Qi, Yoki or very simply energy.
But they all mean the same thing.
It is the life force inside every living thing that is a result of and an enabler of... existing."

She then draws a crude stickman with a big dot in the middle.
"This is the life force in your body. Those who can draw it out can weaponize it by drastically improving thier physical capabilities. But as you may guess this is not without dangers. If you use too much of it, you'll simply die of exhaustion."
This process is illustrated by the stickman getting an aura, which when disappears causes the figure to go hollow and fall over.

"Yikes..."

"Indeed. So you better be careful with that."
Vados continues.
"Your Ki is a pool or reserve which you can stockpile and access anytime you wish.
But to increase your bodies maximum capacity for Ki you must improve yourself."

"So... it's literally my life force.
The healthier I am the more I have?"

"Essentially. But being able to access it you can reach much greater heights than those who can't.
Here's how to do it: Ki is made up of three distinct parts.
Vigor, Mind and Courage or spirit if it's easier.
In order to maximize your power your Mind, Body and Soul must be improved equally."

"What happens if I just focus on one?"

"Diminishing returns.
Having the three in equilibrium is preferable.
So make sure to not only exercise but read books to sharpen your intellect."

"And what about spirit?
Frankly I'm still a bit taken back that the soul is a real and tangible thing.
I don't even know how to improve that."

"There are no real ways to improve that.
Either you are fit for that or you aren't. As you can imagine someone who's craven won't be able to strengthen his spirit.
While those who are courageous will do so without realizing it. But you are lucky.
You seem to have a warriors heart!"
Vados then makes the blackboard disappear and stands in front of you.
"So... That's about it.
I've taught everything else you need already, like sensing energy or hiding it."

>I guess it's time to train then?
>Thanks for the lecture. But I think I'll visit the others now
>Other?

>>3261386
>Thanks for the lecture. But I think I'll visit the others now
>Don't keep the boss that can vaporize us if we piss him off waiting

>>3261386
>thanks for the lecture but I'll go visit the others now
Don't want to piss off Catman.

>Thanks for the lecture. But I think I'll visit the others now
>Don't keep the boss that can vaporize us if we piss him off waiting

>Thanks for the lecture. But I think I'll visit the others now
>Don't keep the boss that can vaporize us if we piss him off waiting

>>3261386
>Thanks for the lecture. But I think I'll visit the others now
>Don't keep the boss that can vaporize us if we piss him off waiting
...more than we already have.

got it

>writing

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"Thank you for the lecture Vados.
But I don't think it'd be wise to keep Champa waiting more than necessary."

"In that case, please follow me!"

Leading you into the castle proper you find Champa sitting at the head of the dining table, tapping it nervously.
"Erm..."
You speak up.
"I hope I haven't kept you waiting Lord Champa?"

Looking up as if he hasn't noticed your presence yet the catman responds.
"Uhhhh... Huh?
Oh Eric! Perfect timing!"
He stands up and starts walking around the table.
"You see I called for you because I got something on my mind."

"What is it my lord?"

"I've been thinking about those... steamed hams you cooked last time?"

"Hamburgers sir."

"Those! I've changed my mind about them.
I don't want to present them to my brother."

"W-Why?"
You swallow nervously.
"Were they not to your liking?"

"They were.
But with our annual meeting coming soon I feel... anxious.
I don't merely want to beat my brother... I want to destroy him!
I want him to grovel before my feet, begging me for more delicious food! I want to rub it in his smug face!
Think you can come up with something like that?"

>I can... try?
>Absolutely
>I... need time for that. Time to prepare, time to plan
>Other?

>>3261458
>I... need time for that. Time to prepare, time to plan
Cooking training montage begins

>>3261458
>I... need time for that. Time to prepare, time to plan

>I... need time for that. Time to prepare, time to plan

>>3261458
>I... need time for that. Time to prepare, time to plan
So Anons, is it time to pull out the legendarychocolate mousse? Or is that going overboard?

>I... need time for that. Time to prepare, time to plan
Eh, there are so many foods so many spice mixes, types of meat and other ingredients. Deciding and practicing what's the best food for the occasion is time-consuming.

>>3261471
Lets just make a 5 course meal top of the game

Okay so preparing a meal to embarrass Beerus will have to wait.

Regardless I'll need a 1d20 roll to see how well the pre-planning will work out
Best of 4; No DC

>writing

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3261498
This is the most important roll. We need a crit.

>>3261501
Fuck yeah

>>3261501
Whelp we are a prodigy.

>>3261498
Time for Ambrosia

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3261501
Get fucked Beerus.

>>3261510
Fire is our soul and spice is our blood.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3261498
Haven't had an 18 for a while.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3261498

>>3261501
>>3261520
What Lord Champa asketh, he recieves.
Deus vult.

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>>3261520

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"I... need time for that. Time to prepare, time to plan!
Eh, there are so many foods so many spice mixes, types of meat and other ingredients. Deciding and practicing what's the best food for the occasion is time-consuming."

"As long as it gets completed before my little "competition" with my brother I don't care.
Take as much time as you need."

You nod and thank him for his patience before leaving for the kitchen where the crew are reading cooking books at the moment. They flip through the pages in confusion and wonder how could there be so many types of foods and ingredients in a single universe, not to mention a single planet.

"Hey gang! We got a job! An important one at that.
Lord Champa wants a meal that can make a God of Destruction cry.
And we gotta make it."

"What like... right now?"

"No. But not for the heat death of the universe either.
Now come 'ere. I'll need your help to figure this out.
I see you're already browsing my cookbooks, good."

Sitting down you have yourself a little brain storming session. It's not exactly easy to coordinate the lads and lasses and research all at the same time but it goes surprisingly well. Slowly an idea formulates inside your head and with your tact manage to perfectly instruct the universe 9 guys to help you realize it. Before you realize it you are on fire and managed to create the plan for a perfect meal.

You settle down with a simple three course meal, each dish within complementing the others to give one perfect experience when consumed as a whole. For the appetizer you go with something simple: Sliced tomatoes with Mozzarella cheese with an anchovy, seaweed, basil, white wine vinegar, lemon juice, salt and pepper dressing to unify the whole thing.
For the main course you want something a bit more hearty, Beef Wellington with rustic potatoes baked in their own skin.
And for the desert you want something incredibly light and fluffy: Vanilla pudding with a light caramel sauce.

Panting you stand up from your note and look down on the words you've scribbled down and smile.
"Perfect!"

You look to the side and see the girls and Hyssop laying on the table, half asleep from the exhaustion.
"Noooo moooore boooks!"
Sorrel moans.

But while they are practically knocked out you still feel like your brain is on fire.
>Now it's time to make it a reality
>The recipe won't go anywhere. But the others are looking for you...
>Other?

>>3261561
>Now it's time to make it a reality

>>3261561
>the recipe won't go anywhere but the others are looking for you
Hit-sensei teach us how to fuck with time.

>>3261561
>Now it's time to make it a reality

>>3261561
>>Now it's time to make it a reality

>>Now it's time to make it a reality

'Kay.

Time to make some magic happen.
Same rules as before.
Best of 4, no DC.

>writing

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3261607

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3261607

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3261607

>>3261611
THERE SHE IS

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3261607
Dice

>>3261611
Okay, okay.
It's not perfection but it's pretty fucking close to it

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3261607

>>3261611
There we go. I knew she didn't abandon us.

>>3261611
Even gods weep before our culinary might.

You won't stop now! Not when you're on a roll!
Originally you planned on doing this over the course of a great deal of time but now?
Now you're not so sure about that.

Rolling back the sleeves of your shirt you got to work. Preparing the ingredients alone took a great deal of time and attention.
You won't be satisfied with only something "decent" after all. But after the preparations are complete and your tools are ready, you get to work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mbF5s1W4VQ

The heat began to rise in the kitchen and the sound of steel filled the air. Soon enough the enticing aroma of the ingredients coming together woke up your groggy assistants who couldn't help but stare. Feeling yourself lost in the moment your battle power slowly starts to rise as the intensity of your cooking increases. Glowing with energy you twirl your utensils around and pour your passion, your feelings and even your life energy into each dish.

By the time the deed is done the meals are practically glittering before your eyes like polished jewels.
Handing your little chefs each a plate before heading into the dining room, you present your creation to Champa.
"Hnnnng! What is this glow?"
He asks as you show him your creation.

"It's the appetizer my lord.
Please try it!"

Champa approaches the dish cautiously before giving it a little bite.
He chews the food thoroughly, rolling the tomato and cheese around his mouth.
"Not ba- URK!"
He drops his fork and swallows in his surprise. As he involuntarily looks down you see Champas shocked expression.
"I... I'm afraid to eat more..."

"W-Why my lord? Is it not to your liking?"

"I... I don't know if I could stop!
This is... this is terrifying Eric! Next dish!"

Bowing you lift the lid of the main course.
"Beef Wellington with rustic potatoes."

This time the God of Destruction takes a bite out of the food with shaking hands and a quivering mouth.
His eyes snap open and he begins to talk with his mouth full.
"By Zeno...
It's perfectly cooked and juicy.
And the seasoning of the appetizer is amplifying the flavors!
VADOS! You must try this!"

She does as her lord orders to and first tastes the appetizer before biting into the meat wrapped in fine pastry.
Raising a hand to her mouth she too can't resist the urge to speak with her mouth full.
"Oh... oh my!"

You sigh with relief and present them with the last piece of the puzzle.
The pudding.

>>3261681
(Even Champa Is afraid!)

The fluffy, jiggly goodness is so light and bouncy that it begins moving around at the slightest touch and it will not, will NOT stop bouncing around. If it weren't for its super stickiness the caramel would fly right off of it.
"Look Vados! Is this thing alive?!"

"I don't think so my lord."

You hand each of them a spoon and ask them to give it a taste. Their reactions are mixed.
While Vados completely forgets about herself and lets out an uncharacteristic moan Champa appears to be in some sort of trance. Cautiously you prod his mind and feel him drifting away in some distant memory. His mind is impossible to decipher but you do pick up fragments of his memories, words like "brother" and "boys" pierce the veil, probably because these are his strongest memories. He appears to be lost in his own childhood.

But eventually he snaps out of it and quietly places his spoon on the table and takes a deep breath.
"Vados. Prepare the machine.
I want at least six full courses put into stasis for when the competition comes."

"Right away my lord!"

"As for you Eric!"

"Y-Yes my lord?"

He gives you a mischievous grin.
"Capital work! You may have the next week off."

"W-What about your meals sir?"

"I decided not to eat for a whole week.
I wouldn't want to sully the taste in my mouth!"

With a bow you excuse yourself from the premises and go back in the kitchen.
"Phew... Well guys, I think we did pretty well. Though I WAS a bit scared shitless...
Guys?"
Your crew appears to have passed out.
"Oh well."

After putting a blanket on each of them you take off your apron and head outside.
Cracking your neck you start thinking about what to do.

>Visit Hit
>Apparently Cabba wants something important
>Other?

>>3261714
>visit Hit

>>3261714
He's not gonna eat for a week to savor the taste? This Is where our real strength lies boys, In the kitchen. In our domains even gods fall at our feet. Let's just make sure the saiyans don't catch wind of this or we'll never be able to leave.

>Apparently Cabba wants something important

We were just with Hit before this so let's see what she wants.

>Visit Hit
We talk philosophy now? I do enjoy his silent depths.

>>3261714
>Visit Hit

>>3261714
>visit Hit
Cabba advances the plot

>>3261720
She?

>>3261714
>Visit Hit

>>3261728
>Cabba advances the plot
yeah, that basically doomed him to be our last order of business. It'd be a real shame if putting it off too much came with some sort of consequence...

>>3261729
My brain read Cabba as caulifa somehow.

>>3261757
It might just be about Caulifla's tail.
Or he wants our help with another mission.
If it were so vital he'd come to us.

>>3261729
>>3261720
>she

An apt choice of words actually

>writing

>>3261764
Wait, what?

>>3261774
All in due time.
First Hit

>>3261764
Not-Som, buddy. What are you planning.

>>3261790
Something interesting

>>3261792
Female cabba? You madlad

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>>3261792

We all know you aren't SOM now.

Since DonDon is.

Moving out to the lone tree that Hit likes so much, you decide to meet up with the assassin.
Wondering what's so important that he'd ask for you specifically, you greet him as he's apparently meditating or at the very least napping while leaning against the tree.

"Sup Hit.
You asked for me?"

"Actually yes."
He opens his eyes.
"I've been thinking about that whole Universe 9 debacle.
You've handled yourself quite well back there. But as for your dealing with the Gods I'd say I don't agree."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a31gVdROIQ

You frown at that.
"Why?"

"It was none of your business to step in, yet you did."

"I just couldn't sit by and watch them being sent back into that shithole!"

"Normally I'd agree... however what you did was quite reckless.
You've been quite lucky thus far. But make no mistake that luck will run out sooner or later.
And you'll experience the true dread of a Destroyer. If you'll listen to me you'll stay out of their business as much as possible."

"Says the guy actively working for him..."

"I don't work for him. I take contracts from him.
And I'm different. Because if it came down to it I could defend myself. You... couldn't."

"...
I'll try to keep that in mind. But I think you worry too much Hit."

"That's my job...
But this is not why I actually called you here."

"Hmmm?"

"Back on Arcosia I sensed that your power skyrocketed and reached beyond the level I predicted you'd have...
What was that about?"

"I... I saw the Universe 9 guys use their Ki and I learned it myself."

"Just from seeing it once, huh? Interesting.
You're a decent copycat or an excellent learner. Whatever it is, it might be your greatest strength."

You shrug.
"I don't know where it comes from.
I always sucked at studying. Been a college dropout even."

"Perhaps you just haven't found what you're good at.
But now you clearly did. And I remember promising to teach you.
Now I'm interested in that. If you're as good as I think, you'll be able to push me to greater heights like I'm pushing you now soon enough. What do you say? Are you interested in my techniques or are they too... grizzly for your liking?"

>I learned from my mistake of judging you. I won't do that again! (train)
>Actually Hit... there's something I wanted to ask from you.
>Eh... I am but not right now. Got Cabba waiting with something urgent apparently
>Other?

>>3261800
Silly anon. He's both

>>3261804
>>I learned from my mistake of judging you. I won't do that again! (train)
>>Actually Hit... there's something I wanted to ask from you.
Agree to train, then ask him about the time slow before we start.

>>3261804
>I learned from my mistake of judging you. I won't do that again! (train)

>>3261811
Support

>I learned from my mistake of judging you. I won't do that again! (train)

>>3261804
>I learned from my mistake of judging you. I won't do that again! (train)
>There’s something I wanted to ask you first though.
>When I was fighting those guys from Universe 9, at one point an attack I didn’t think I could avoid seemed to freeze in place, which let me dodge it. Have you heard of anything like that?

>>3261804
>I learned from my mistake of judging you. I won't do that again! (train)

>>3261811
This

>>3261804
>I learned from my mistake of judging you. I won't do that again! (train)
Time to make the donuts

>>3261824
Support

>>3261804
>I learned from my mistake of judging you. I won't do that again! (train)

The more grizzly the better!

_/ _/
This is the stance!

Roll me some dice then.
Best of 4
DC: 15
Crit: 18

>writing

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>3261859

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3261859
Check em, Champa willing

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3261859

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3261859

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3261859

Why do we always disappoint Hit?

>>3261859
Damn, I am so disappointed right now.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>3261859
Notice me Hit-sempai!

>>3261881
This hurts. This hurts a lot.

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>>3261520
>>3261501
Hey guys sorry I'm late-
Oh ok serious shit happened while I was gone

He was right our luck ran out. Shugs it had to happen. Hopefully it won't happen again for long time.

>>3261886
We crit cooking but couldn't even pass a simple DC to impress hit sempai.

>>3261893
This is the second time we've done this
God damn it
Fuck.

>>3261893
Performance anxiety
The penis head really messes with our concentration

Rolled 12 (1d20)

Clearly this is a sign that we must forge our path through the fine arts of cuisine

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3261904
Clearly this is a sign that Hit's timeskip is unbeatable

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3261912
Clearly this is a sign that Kefla route is the true route.

>>3261860
>>3261866
>>3261868
>>3261870
>>3261871
>>3261881
>>3261904
>>3261912
>>3261931
None of them passed, none of them! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

>>3261956
"MY TIMESKIP IS UNBEATABLE!!!!!!!!!!!"

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3261956
Nobody prayed to Jiren

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"I learned from my mistake of judging you. I won't do that again!"

"Good.
Then follow me, I got something to show you-"

"Actually... could it wait for a bit?
There's something I wanted to ask you first."

"Hmmm? What is it?"

"Back on Arcosia... When fighting those tools.
I felt... I'm not sure what I felt. It felt as if, for a moment time stood still for me.
That allowed me to dodge an incredibly dangerous attack and come out victorious.
Have you ever heard of such a thing?"

Hit stares at you without emotion like he usually does. But perhaps this time his eyes were a bit more dull and clouded than usual, suggesting he's lost in thought.
"I've heard of such a phenomenon.
When fighters of high caliber clash, sometimes their well honed senses sharpen even further, making them believe the world has stopped for a second. Hold on-"

You hear some sort of a loud "ping" and for a moment it appears like the world is made out of glass and someone just smashed it. But that's not the worst part, the most terrifying of the whole thing was that you couldn't move a single muscle while that was going on. Once it stopped and things returned to normal you grabbed your knees and started gasping for air.
Hit then continues.

"But it seems like that's not the case with you."

"Wha-what the hell did you do?!"

"I stopped time.
You were only able to perceive it because you yourself broke through it once."
Hit then frowns.
"But to think you could accidentally pierce the time barrier is ludicrous...
Regardless, you are now experiencing and perceiving time differently to most.
Whether you realize it or not."

"And that's something... I can learn?"

"You already did...
Now it's just a matter of bringing it out of you."

>>3261962
Nah, don't just give it to us QM. It'll make it that much sweeter when we earn it. Our crowning achievement.

>>3261983
Has he? Why don't we wait for the post to finish.

>>3261983
I mean, we already did it once so we're obviously gonna be aware of it.
Think DIO vs Jotaro.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

The dice seems fine to me

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3262003
Still fucked.
We should've prayed to Supreme Kai of Time.

>>3262004
First roll of a dozen to pass. Dice confirm your statement as truth.

>>3261990
Just because we know dosen't mean we can do.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3262004
>>3262009
The age of the short has arrived. All hail midget kai.

What follows that little exchange is one of the most brutal beat downs you could ever imagine and one of the most terrifying to boot. Stuck in place, fully aware of Hits timeskip you watch as he mercilessly beats the ever loving shit out of you over and over and over again. His reasoning is sound: To put you into a situation where you awaken the power through necessity.

And you try exactly that, you really do. Vibrating your whole body you try to break free of the time stop but you can't.
Perhaps it's the overwhelming fear of not being able to defend yourself against such a brutal opponent, perhaps simple anxiety. It matters not. No matter how hard you try, you don't make any progress what so ever.

Hit finally stops to pulls his fist back and you collapse on the ground.
Panting you look up at him.
"I... Can't!"

"It's okay...
It took me decades until I figured it out.
For you to be able to do it at all is a small miracle.
But we should stop."
He says as you spit up some blood on the blue grass.
"I purposefully didn't hit any of your vitals but the pain is already a bit much for your body.
If we keep going we might do some permanent damage to it."

Wiping your mouth clean you attempt to stand up but can't until Hit lends you a hand.
"T-Thanks..."

>Let's try it one more time...
>I'd... like some rest now please
>Other?

>>3261983
We already have it. I'm pretty sure the roll was to figure out how to use it consciously and reliably in combat.

>>3262004
i'd bang her tbqh

>>3262022
>Let's try it one more time...
We were really close in the roll, we think we can nail it this time.

>I'd... like some rest now please
Does he know a meditation exercise or something that might help? It may be slower than live combat but still learning.

>>3262022
>Let's try it one more time...

NO PAIN NO GAIN.

>>3262022
>Let's try it one more time...

MUST IMPRESS HIT SENSEI. DANGER = BETTER ROLLS

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>>3262024
>>3262004
Who wouldn't love some tasty little smoli every now and then?

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>>3262022
>one more time
We've got bestkaioshin on our side now.
>>3262024
>>3262019
She becomes older and taller if she uses her true powers.

>>3262022
>I'd... like some rest now please

>>3262034
>>3262030
Just to clarify. If you fail, this WILL hurt

>>3262035
Does it come packaged with a small dose of delete timeline?

>>3262040
No pain no gain?

>>3262040
I'm ok with that, no pain no gain

>I'd... like some rest now please

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>>3262043
Ayy

>>3262040
Our pride Is on the line here, that's worth risking a short coma tbqh.

>>3262022
>>I'd... like some rest now please

>>3262040
LET'S DO IT

>>3262060
You gotta actually vote then my dude, we're tied.

>>3262060
>Let's try it one more time...
Oh shit, yeah

>>3262022
>>Let's try it one more time...
Turn up the heat

>>3262022
>Let's try it one more time...

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>>3262079
>>3262078
>>3262071
Alright! This is gonna be awesome unless we fail!

>>3262037
What did they do to her?!
YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!

Anyway... time to do like Hit did in the Tournament of Destroyers and go full tryhard with a dose of REEEEEE

Roll the dice:
DC: 16 Crit: 18
Best of 4

>writing

>>3262071
>>3262078
>>3262079
So proud of you anons
>>3262040
>Let's try it one more time...
My answer remains the same

DEATH OR GLORY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b708rEG7spI&app=desktop

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>3262095
RNGeesus giveth, and RNGeesus taketh away

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3262095
DEATH OR GLORY

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3262095

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3262095
Save us Chronoa!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3262095
Chef of Destruction!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3262095
Notice me sempai

>>3262103
>>3262102
>>3262101
SHONEN SPIRIT BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

CRIT X3

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>>3262101
>>3262102
>>3262103

Hells yeah!

>>3262109
This is clearly the work of best goddess.

The timestop will lead to new cooking techniques as our cooking becomes more and more accurate and well timed.

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>>3262103
>>3262102
>>3262101

>>3262118
1 minute ramen becomes instant ramen

>>3262121
Narufags SEETHING

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"N-No..."

"What?"

"More...
One more!"

Hit shakes his head.
"You must've lost your mind. That or the pain is making you delirious. At this point if I strike you one more time with this intensity you'll suffer permanent nerve damage.And hitting you with less won't have any effect in your development."

But you refuse him outright.
"My ancestors would frown on me if I was too scared to put my life on the line!
No pain! No gain!"

Shoving the assassin away, you struggle to keep a steady posture without support. At first Hit looks like he's about to dismiss you for your stupidity but then notices something in your eyes. Though your body is weak, your eyes are still burning with the passion of a man who wishes to improve himself. A passion he understands very well.

"Very well..."
Hit responds and raises his arms in a strange stance.
"But you'd better be ready for this because this will leave a mark if it hits."

"WAIT!"
You stop him quickly.
"I want to do something first!"

Clenching your fists you begin to grunt and groan as you start exerting yourself and bring out your ki. The white vapor around your body expands until it's a proper blue aura like those of Cabba and the other Saiyans. To say that it's natural however would be a lie, if anything the vein popping out of your forehead is a good enough indicator that you are forcing the matter.

But you're not content with just that. Taking a deep breath you also focus your mind until your body is brimming with psychic energies. The Ki around your body begins to move unnaturally, bending and curving around randomly in the air.
Now bearing your white teeth as you're gritting you roar at Hit.
"DO IT!"

He nods.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSpPFG7RKF4

Time stops. The world becomes like glass once more and you see the assassin springing into action. His fist coming down on you like Gods judgment. It's quick. Incredibly so. Fast enough that Hit wouldn't even need his Time Skip to be capable of killing you with it. But that's how it should be.

Every part of your mind strives for that one singular thing and every cell in your body moves according to that overwhelming, unifying will. The will to survive. At first it's a twitch in the finger, then a movement in the hand and finally as the wall crumbles brick by brick your entire arm unfreezes and moves to intercept the incoming attack.

You catch Hits hand and as a shockwave washes over you and causes your hair to flutter you manage to let out a cocky little smile before your body goes back to being stiff and rigid as the Time Stop resettles. Finally color returns to the world and the strange glassy environment disappears. Hit pulls back his hand and swiftly pockets it.
"Well look at that."
He smiles.
"Looks like I was wrong after all."

"Heh... Thanks for the compliment.
Now if you'll excuse me... I'm about to shit myself!"

But as you're about to take your leave and collapse from exhaustion you hear footsteps coming up from behind you.
"Hello boys! Are you two having fun?"
Vados speaks up.

"What's wrong Vados?"
You ask her, seeing how she's clearly worried about something. Or at the very least slightly concerned.

"I just received a notification and thought you might be interested to hear it.
Apparently somebody just shattered the space-time continuum.
Strange, isn't it?"

>Start whistling nervously
>I was practicing time-skip with Hit...
>Other?

>>3262179
>I didn, do nuthin

>Pass out

>>3262179
>I was practicing time-skip with Hit...

>>3262179
>>I was practicing time-skip with Hit...
>>....Was I not supposed to do that?

>>3262179
>I was practicing time-skip with Hit...

>>3262179
>>Other?
>AM I BEING DETAINED!?
>Pass out

>>3262179
>Start whistling nervously. "Gosh who would do something like that?" Try not to sweat. Sweat hard.

>>3262179
>Give her a smartass answer

>Give In to exaustion

>>3262179
>>I was practicing time-skip with Hit...
You have broken the law! Pay your fine or serve your sentence!

>>3262194
Haha, supporting.

>>3262188
Support

>>3262194
support

>>3262179
changing>>3262202
to
>Start whistling nervously. "Gosh who would do something like that?" Try not to sweat. Sweat hard.

>>3262179
>Start whistling nervously

>>3262194
Heh...

>writing

You start whistling nervously. "Gosh who would do something like that?"
You try your best not to sweat... and then sweat real hard.

"What's wrong with him?"
Vados asks Hit.

"He thinks it's him because we were practicing time skip."

"Oh? Oh!
Good for you! And how is it going?"

"He just pulled it off."

"Ara ara!
That's very nice. And kinda adorable how you think it's you.
But if that were the case my wand would beep whenever Hit left the house.
No... It was from Universe 7."

Hit raises an eyebrow.
"Goku?"

"Most likely."

"Can you show me?"

"That's the strange part. I can't.
The amount of power being thrown around caused too much interference.
But it was enough to break space itself. I dare say, that's probably even more power than what was thrown around in the Tournament of Power."

"Are you saying Goku surpassed Jiren?"

She shakes her head.
"I don't know. Either that or he encountered someone who did."

Hit closes his fist and squeezes it hard.
"If that's the case I'm even more behind than I thought."
He turns to look at you.
"I'm glad we met. I think our little training sessions already helped me grow.
So we must do this more!"

You nod.
"Sure thing but... allow me to pass out before that!"

"Oh dear!"
Vados reaches out and catches you before you fall.
Placing her wand on you, she restores you to full health.
"Poor thing.
You really pushed yourself too hard. Just come to me and I'll kiss your boo boos for you."

"Heh... Don't tempt me or I might regularly start falling down some stairs."

She chuckles and pats you on the back.
"Run around now! I believe Cabba is getting a bit impatient."

"Okay mooom!"

>>3262262
How will Jiren ever recover?

>>3262262
Dammit Vados stop being so cute. Nah, keep being cute.

So what did she sense you think? Gogeta, or something new?

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>>3262262
Vados seems a bit more flirty than usual...
>ara ara
Y-you stop that

>>3262268
It was when Gogeta and Broly literally broke the universe

>>3262262
>ara ara
>kissing our boo boos
plz stop being so waifuable

>>3262268
Definitely Blue Gogeta and Broly going at it. It couldn't be anything else.

Also Vados is continuing to reach for the spot of Best Girl.

>>3262272
Oh yeah, I forgot they actually did that. It was pretty cool when it happened though.

>>3262262
Vados is already leagues ahead of the competition. She is mummy waifu

>>3262272
>Tfw you still haven't seen the movie due to procrastination.
Y-yeah, that seen was awesome.

>>3262276
Man we need to see Kefla again soon. This Vados waifuing is getting too strong.

>>3262262
Also
>Hit doesn't know Mastered UI Goku already surpassed Jiren
That's gonna be a surprise huh.

Heading over to the Saiyan you immediately notice that something's... off about him.
His usual uniform has been replaced by a long sleeved shirt and he's wearing actual pants instead of his usual shorts. And to complete the look he even has a cape attached to his armor this time.

"Are you going to a party?"

"S-Sort of... This is our formal uniform."
He hands you an envelope.

Opening it you start reading it out loud.
"Dear Recipient!
By order of His Majesty, King Sadala you've been invited to the royal court to present the Case of-
Yada yada yada...
So... an invitation to the King eh? You think you're getting promoted or-"

"N-No..."
Cabba then pulls out an envelope eerily similar to the one in your hand.
"This is mine. That's yours..."

"...
...
WHAT?!"

"A-After I made my report and sent the evidence back to HQ we did a raid.
It was a resounding success. But after the SDF confirmed that it's indeed Tuffle tech they... got antsy.
Now King Sadala got wind of it and wants me to present the case for him."

"BUT WHY ME?!"

"B-Because..."
He starts scratching his cheek.
"I may have mentioned you in my reports."

You bury your face in your palm hard.
"Urgh...
So now I've gotta appear before royalty?
Is that what you're saying?!"

"Y-You don't have to. Technically.
Since you aren't SDF. B-But please... Don't let me do this alone!
I'm so nervous I'm itching all over!"

>Accept the invitation
>Refuse
>Other?

>>3262298
>accept the invitation
God damn it Cabba.

>>3262298
>>"Fine but you owe me for this."

>>3262298
>Accept the invitation

>>3262298
>Accept the invitation

>>3262298
>>Accept the invitation

>>3262298
>Accept the invitation
Time to mog some royals

>>3262291
If it's a problem of not wanting to go to a Cinema or spending shekels I have it as an mp4 file.
Some madlad uploaded the movie to Youtube once and I quickly converted it before it got taken down

>>3262298
>>Accept the invitation
Make sure to bring food.

>>3262312
I haven't seen it either, you'd be a legend if you gave it.

>>3262298
>Accept
>Bring food

>>3262319
>>3262291
I just saw it on an anime site.

>QM might have made Cabba a girl
I'm worried.
I mean, it makes some sense going by counterparts theory. What a twist if that's what happens.
Also why do we care about Royalty? We work for God.
Fuck with us, fuck with Champa.

>>3262298
>Accept
>Bring food
>Try not to freak out

Also, Vados is nice, but still falls vehind Kefla & Caulifla for me. I personally don't see why people wanna waifu her so badly honestly, she's so ancient, powerful, and high up the cosmic food-chain that I can't see a romance working out long-term, and the vast difference in life-experience and viewpoint honestly makes me kinda uncomfortable about it.

I am, however, fine with a little friendly flirting.

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>>3262331
How about her cute older sister?

>>3262337
Does the space FBI exists?
Is that one of the Time Patrol's duties?

>>3262298
>accept

>Prep a well made batch of pie for the king

>>3262342
>Space FBI is lead by an actual loli

That explains so much

Anyway... visiting Sadala is a go

And... apparently you want to bring blood to the vampires den
Okay

>writing

And while I'm here, MEGA just finished uploading.
So here's a link: https://mega.nz/#!Wi4EkAyZ!EPTEjcBmBT4oT6l6K5X0kSid1HBzvPbhWk4Ow5wmJ1s

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>>3262337
Wait she's the OLDER sister?!

>>3262337
I like her looks better, but again the vast gulf between her & Eric on the cosmic and timescale level just nakes me think it wouldn't work out. If we ended up gaining a divine upgrade to our lifespan/cosmic awareness it wouldn't unsettle me so much, but right now trying to get with any kf the Angels feels to me like an ant trying to fug a human being.

I do think she's cuter though, so there's that.

>>3262349
Man the Bardock shit is still dumb.
How did he get to the point where he was flying towards Freeza to attack?
Why did nobody help?
Was he flung through a time portal?
Why didn't he just get the fuck off of the planet?

>>3262352
Naw mate. She's the OLDEST sister.
Out of all of them

>>3262363
Holy shit she's not just the oldest sister she's the oldest child of Grande Padre.

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>>3262363
>>3262367

>>3262363
The most legal of lolis.

>>3262331
There's nothing wrong with some casual intercourse with people. It's not like the only way we'll ever be able to bang anyone is through solid long-term relationships. Casual hookups even among friends have been a thing forever.
I mean, of course, by all means you can have a long-term waifu in mind. But it shouldn't stop you from, for example, gettin' you some Chronoa ass if it's available without having to buckle down for the long haul. It's not as big a deal as many people on this site think.

>>3262401
Excuse me Omni-Chad but I think that attempting a pump and dump on beings of incredible cosmic significance that could causally erase us isn't wise.

You grumble under your breath.
"Okay fine... but you owe me.
AGAIN!"

"Oh thank you thank you thank you Eric!
I don't know what would've done without you."

"Just a minute while I get some snacks and call the girls."

"Erm... Caulifla and Kale can't come."

"Why?"

"They are wanted fugitives..."

*sigh*
"You know you are pissing me off to no end right now..."

After grabbing your stuff and putting on a uniform which hasn't been stained to all hell, you enter Cabbas ship and he begins to debrief you about the situation.
"Basically after we liberated planet Smog we got to dismantling the crime rings that were running things up until that point. It was difficult work but we managed. What's more important however is that we started squeezing information from the grunts that worked under the bosses."

"And I assume one of them started singing."

"Like a little bird. We got information about how they make the trade, what they give in exchange of the tech, how often they strike a deal, so on and so forth. Basically we already have an entire plan not to just stop this outflow of forbidden tech but to do some real damage at the source."

"Yeah, that's all well and good but I still don't get why you need ME!"

"Look... It's no secret that you played a crucial role in the whole thing.
I'm afraid us saiyans are not so good at espionage."

"So you want me to help with this little plan of yours?
Is that what you want?"

"B-Basically.
But King Sadala wouldn't want to ask such a thing from you over a scouter or anything.
He already knows the whole plan, so the presentation will be more for the court than anyone else. Once we showcase our plan he'll probably ask you to aid in it."

"Couldn't you just hire someone like Hit?"

"We could... but you've already proven yourself!
You're a good person and most importantly, reliable.
That means more to us Saiyans."
Cabba then looks out the window and speaks up.
"We're here! Planet Sadala!"

>>3262401
>Trying to hit it and quit it with the supreme loli of time.
Are you TRYING to get a yandere time God?!

>>3262401
No

>>3262401
Realistically there's nothing wrong with sone casual sex, but it's 4chan, /qst/ more specifically. Can you honestly say sex won't lead to hardcore waifuing? More so than now at least.

I mean, this quest is good enough so far I think I'll be fine no matter what happens.

[Spoiler]Chronoa ass for Tin Patroller Trunks only tho[/spoiler]

>>3262401
>Ever wanting to fuck Chronoa
I'd rather fuck.....literally any female DBZ female you could name.

>>3262417
Dodoria

>>3262399
what a title

>>3262414
Thinking that the disappointment could emotionally or sexually please Corona is foolishness.

>>3262409
Oh joy, more Eric: Intergalactic Cop!

>>3262417
>>3262419
Well he's got ya there

>>3262419
>>3262427
He does. I'd rather fuck any other DBZ female, with the exception of Dodoria, then the Supreme Thot Of Time.

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>>3262401
There's nothing wrong with casual sex but anons are really clingy.
>>3262417
Baba, you said any of them

>>3262406
Only if you're dumb about it.
>>3262410
I'm almost positive she's had more than a few casual trysts in her bajillion year life.

>>3262424
Is that sarcasm or genuine?

>>3262423
It's funny, whenever Trunks isn't suffering he instantly becomes a disappointment.
Punished Trunks meanwhile becomes Blue tier.
>>3262417
Transformed Ribrianne, Berryblue, Monna.

>>3262435
I like it but are we the comedy to cabba's straight man?

>>3262437
East Kai too...

>>3262446
Also that fat hillbilly bitch during the Martial Arts Tournament where Goten and Trunks beat up her kids with mullets

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>>3262419
>>3262431
>>3262437
>>3262446
>>3262451
Jesus.

>>3262453
HE MADE HIS BED HE CAN LIE IN IT

>>3262435
Joking sarcasm. Should be something fun to do, since we've got the week off after that good show with the cooking.

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The planet was a lush green paradise, and by green you mean REALLY green. The vast majority of the planet is covered in water like Earth but the rest is almost exclusively covered in forests. Snow is present at the caps and scattered throughout the planet are patches of grasslands, savannas and various other types of vegetations but no deserts.

"Whoa..."

"Impressive huh?"

"You could say that.
Say... Are those rain forests or regular ones?"

"What's a rain forest?"

"Thank... GOD!"

Cabba then brings the ship down to a landing pad after asking for landing clearance. As the ships ramp extends he stands up from the captains seat and leads you out there. Taking a few steps out of the ship he stops to take a deep breath.
"Ahhhh... Smells like home!"

Meanwhile you let out a few odd coughs.
*cough cough*
"Man... This planet sure is rich in oxygen..."
*phew*
"Give me a minute... I need to adjust.
Also, do I feel heavier?"

"Oh... OH! T-The gravity here is ten times that of Earth!
Sorry I forgot to mention that!"

"THAT'S A PRETTY SIGNIFICANT DETAIL YOU TWAT!"

"Hold on I'll get you something, pretty sure there are spare gravity compen-"

"mine, mine, mine, mine, Mine, MIne, MINe-"

"Do you hear something?"
You ask Cabba.

"Oh no....."

"MINE!"
Suddenly you see a shadow jumping out at you and pounces on Cabba.
You see the boys body being lifted up and squeezed REAL good.
"LITTLE CABBA! I KNEW I FELT YOU! Oh how I missed you!
We've got so... much... catching up to do!"

"GAH! E-Eric! H-Help! Can't... B-Breathe!"
*crack*
You hear his spine.

>Sucks don't it?!
>Hold out Cabba, I'm coming!
>Other?

>>3262472
>Sucks don't it?!

>>3262472
>Sucks don't it?!

>>3262472
>>Hold out Cabba, I'm coming!
But instead just cross our arms and watch him with a smug grin

>>3262472
>>Sucks don't it?!
>>Also, hi I'm Eric, nice to meet Cabba's girlfriend.

>>3262472
>Damn Cabba, you do well for yourself don't you.(Tease relentlessly before helping)

>>3262472
>Sucks don't it?
>Get up, let your rage flow and make gravity your bitch

>>3262433
Not saying she didn't. Just saying, "Casual" trysts almost never end up casual. Plus Anons are clingy.

>>3262472
>While adjusting to the gravity yell out "I would love to help, but unfortunately I'm still adjusting to the environment! Sorry!" even if we are already adjusted.
"oops sorry but the gravity here is actually deadly to normal members of your race"

>writan

Oh and roll some dice to see how well you can fight through 10 times normal gravity

Best of 4, no DC.
The higher the better

>>3262498
Why is it that Cabba only takes us to places that would kill us if we weren't prepared.
"The Air here is instant death unless you have a mask"
or
"Watch out for the incredible gravity!"

>>3262494
>Almost never
In quests, sure.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3262501
Help us overcome Gravity Cronoa!

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3262501
Nice girlfriend.

>>3262514
Oh no, it's happening again.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3262501

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>3262501

One more?

>>3262534
MVP saves the day.

>>3262534
Theeeeere we go.
Park Ranger to the rescue

>>3262534
Not the Cyborg we wanted, but the one we needed.

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*Dies and never shows up again despite the fact that other purely-robotic characters were shown to be revived*

>>3262547
Cyborgs mate.
Cell may have been a dick but... he's right.
16 has no soul

>>3262553
But 8 did? Both were entirely mechanical.
Arale too, though she's a gag bitch and thus irrelevant.

>>3262547
Yeah what's up with that?
Android 8 came back.
Why can the Dragonballs restore entire planets if they are destroyed but not a robot?

>>3262556
Oh shit you're right!

>>3262553
>>3262547
See it never made any sense to me the dragon balls were capable of resurrection and rebuilding entire bodies from scratch yet couldn't revive 16. Then I realized it probably would have worked if they worded it differently.

>Shenron we wish to revive 16!

>no soul bro, nothing to revive

>Well if it's just a machine, than I wish 16 was repared and in perfect condition

>I got you senpai

Boom easy

Obviously 16 revived and just immediatly fucked off to the most wild place on the planet, built himself a log cabin, and spends every day just messing around playing with the birds and being a friend to all animals.

>>3262569
No that was 17 weirdly enough

>>3262564
>deactivated Android 16 is still just lying there, face down in one of the massive craters caused by the Cell Games
>literally nobody saw him in this time, including 17 when he was resurrected
Alternatively he got picked up by the Kings Army after they checked out the fucking massive explosions at the Cell Games and they've been trying to wake him up.