>The Beginning
Ah yes, how it all began. The gameplay-based story of how you became a member of the Saiyan Royal Guard. A great jumping-on point for new players. You begin to remember..
You are, apparently, Bardock. Elitest of the Elite, Legend among Legends, Lord of Lords. Or something. And this is your story.

>Roll call, who's playing?

>>3260556
Alright, no-one! This quest is more popular than ever!
..Should probably just wait longer.

>>3260556
LITERAL AUTIST HERE

>>3260574
And with one player, we can begin! Have fun, friend!

>>3260578
i will man

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>>3260556
You are standing in a lush field, trees and grass blowing calmly in the wind, birds chirping happily above.
This is extremely fucking annoying.

You are still Bardock, as you did not roll well enough when making this decision to figure out whether that's your real name or not, and you have been sent to break this world as a coming of age test. Or something. You don't remember as it isn't really that important.
>Use a move to silence the fucking birds (1d100)
>Look for something more interesting to smash (1d100)
>Write-in

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3260628
>Use a move to silence the fucking birds (1d100)

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3260628
>Use a move to silence the fucking birds
Those flying rats are fucking assholes

>>3260638
>>3260634
By the Emperor, two whole players! I am truly blessed! writing

>>3260628
>91
You growled in annoyance at the birds not silencing themselves in the presence of a Saiyan, held up your fist and screamed "ENOUGH!" before opening your hand, unleashing a Death Storm. The birds, as well as a decent portion of the planet, have now shut the fuck up. Praise Cold.
Technique remembered: Death Storm

As you stood upon the one remaining piece of land in this area after that attack, your scouter informs you of several high powerlevels approaching you.

>This'll be fun, let them come (1d50)
>Charge at them (1d100)
>Utilize another move (1d150)

Rolled 28 (1d50)

>>3260666
>>This'll be fun, let them come

Rolled 7 (1d50)

>>3260666
>This'll be fun, let them come (1d50)

Rolled 2 (1d50)

>>3260666
>This'll be fun, let them come

>>3260688
>>3260681
>>3260678
Standing there menacingly wings, writing

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>>3260666
>28
You fold your arms calmly as they approached, smirking with overflowing confidence. Eventually, they reached you, trembling slightly despite their power being significantly past yours all together. "H-halt! Put your hands in the air! I-if you surrender now, you may just be allowed to live for your crimes!"
HA. HA. HA.
>BreakSmashKillCrushDestroy (1d100)
>Make something up for this specific moment (1d50) (gives another move)
>Beckon them towards you (1d100) (defensive choice)
>Write-in

Rolled 12 (1d50)

>>3260725
>Make something up for this specific moment

Rolled 39 (1d50)

>>3260725
>Make something up for this specific moment

Rolled 27 (1d50)

>>3260725
>Make something up for this specific moment

Rolled 11 (1d50)

>>3260725
>>Make something up for this specific moment

>>3260758
>>3260742
>>3260741
>>3260731
Making something up wins, writin

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>>3260725
>39
You cackle maniachally and spread your arms to your side, gathering energy in both your palms. You have decided to improvise. The 3 soldiers in front of you began to panic, raising their hands to blast you.
However, before they could, you slamemd your palms together, screaming "FINAL CRASH!" as a monumental blue beam blasted out of your arms, vaporizing all 3 of them.
>Oh, so that's what that move does (+1 exp)

Well that was fucking boring.
>Go towards what is technically your actual objective (1d150)
>Write-in

Rolled 28 (1d150)

>>3260808
>Go towards what is technically your actual objective (1d150)

Rolled 3 (1d50)

>>3260808
>Go towards what is technically your actual objective

Rolled 21 (1d50)

>>3260808
>Go towards what is technically your actual objective

>>3260821
>>3260819
>Those rolls
Well, unless the other two players are still here, this is going to be the exact opposite of good.

Oh wait, two of them were d50s.
The dc is 150. Please roll 150, friends.

Rolled 7 (1d150)

>>3260840
I feel so embarrassed

Rolled 48 (1d150)

>>3260836

Rolled 28 (1d150)

>>3260808

>>3260858
>>3260851
>>3260850
>>3260819
Ah yes, I see. Writing.

>>3260865
The dice gods know what they are doing.

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>>3260808
>48
You sighed and began dashing towards the suspected location of the man you were sent here to kill. However, something feels.. off.
You are suddenly hit in the back with the force of 1000 suns, being sent spiraling downwards ere you spin around and catch yourself, looking up at the fucker who attacked you.
Ah. There he is.
>BreakSmashKill
>You probably need to approach this tactically, actually (1d100)
>Write-in

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3260890
>You probably need to approach this tactically, actually (1d100)

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3260890
>You probably need to approach this tactically, actually

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3260890
>You probably need to approach this tactically, actually

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3260890
>You probably need to approach this tactically, actually (1d100)

>>3260950
>>3260934
>>3260908
>>3260902
Being realistic wins, writing

>>3260890
>50
You stop to think about this for a moment. He hit you once and it sent you fucking FLYING, he gave you time to recover without attacking again, and he still isn't attacking. He's just floating there. MENACINGLY. Almost begging you to attack him.
Instead, you simply floated up to his level and smirked, which he quickly reciprocated with a smirk of his own. He then proceeds to charge at you, right fist cocked back.
>Sorry for the delay, brain hurt

>Attempt to counter (1d100)
>Meet his fist with yours (1d200)
>Prepare your strongest move, then meet his fist with yours (1d250) (Special) (+Move)

Rolled 108 (1d200)

>>3261115
>Meet his fist with yours (1d200

Rolled 9 (1d250)

>>3261115
>Prepare your strongest move, then meet his fist with you

>>3261130
Well fuck me

>>3261130
>Then meet his fist with you
I mean with that roll, that's pretty accurate

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>3261130
>>3261128
rolling to break tie, then writing

>>3261128
+1 sorry late

>>3261115
>9
>fuck
Thinking fast, you two ki blasts diagonally to both his left and right, before charging at him with your left fist cocked back, prepared to meet his. However, instead of punching you with his right, he spins around and grabs you with his tail, tossing you into the crater below before firing a barrage of finger beams at you.
You don't have time to dodge, getting hit by most and crying out in pain. Well, at least it's ready. You fell onto the ground, nearly breaking one of your arms on an inconveniently placed rock. SHIT.
>Attempt to hit him into your technique (1d100)
>Charge (1d200)
>Galick Gun him into your technique (1d500)
>Write-in

>>3261173
y'know sometimes it really amazes me how I can just forget to type whole words
>You fire to ki blasts*

>>3261175
..okay, and for that one my W key just didn't fucking work, that was the fault of the keyboard not me
christ

Rolled 480 (1d500)

>>3261173
>Galick Gun him into your technique (1d500)

Rolled 226 (1d500)

>>3261173
>Galick Gun him into your technique

Rolled 76 (1d500)

>>3261173
>Galick Gun him into your technique

>>3261178
>>3261182
>>3261185
Nice roll, Green PV Anon. Writing.

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>>3261173
>480
You unsteadily rose to your feet, panting heavily. You clutched your arm, which is now bleeding profusely. That.. that BASTARD. You can feel blood seeping out of the many Death Beam holes in your body as well, and you growl up at him. "You.. You bastard.." You say unsteadily. Your power began to rise, higher than it ever had before. "I'LL BREAK YOU!" You roared, your hair spiking up, accompanied by a flowing, gold aura forming around your body.
You charge up at him, your right elbow held out in front of you, your speed catching both him and you off guard as it collides with his chin. But still, you quickly manage to land a kick to his stomach, sending him flying forwards. You roared wordlessly, flying forwards towards him and knocking him downwards with another elbow, before flying underneath the tyrant and sending him flying up with a scissor kick.
You flew back into just the right position, craning both of your arms back as you put one cupped hand in front of the other.
You roared out in pain as the overflowing purple energy formed a sphere around you, and just as the so-called King caught himself, you screamed out at the top of your lungs; "GALICK, HO!" the purple pillar of light blasted towards him, sending him flying back. You couldn't maintain that long in your current state, but this was just enough!
You spread your arms wide then brought them together, him being in just the right spot as the two ki blasts sped towards him. They each formed into half spheres, trapping him in a ball of ki. You sped towards him, Kicking the ball upwards, then, having had rammed the ball a safe distance away with your foot, held your hand out and balled it into a fist. "KI COFFIN!" You screamed, as the energy of the two blasts shot inwards towards him, like a reverse HEAT shell. The small puff of blue smoke floated in the air for a bit before dissipating as you panted heavily. Fuck, he's still floating. Fuck, he looks mad. FUCK.
>Moves remembered: Galick Gun, Galick Ho(Super Galick Gun), Galick Ho Combo, Ki Coffin
>Write-in only

Hrm, maybe that uncharacteristically long post was a bad idea.
Or the Write-in only part.
Or people just haven't finished reading it yet. Time feels longer than it is sometimes.

Nah, I guess the Quest's just dead.
Maybe because it's 3 in the fucking morning.
Eh.

>>3261230
I finish work in about 10 hours.

>>3261292
>10 hours
Ah yes, good thing I can't sleep right now. Hopefully the Galick Gun post will attract new players or something.
I dunno. I'm bored and not tired.

I have awoken
Who remains

>>3262734
i do

>>3262734
Salut, mon ami.

>>3262750
>>3262746
Welcome, friends! I hope you have fun!
Vote above

>>3261214
try to create a smokescreen with an energy blast to get away

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>>3261214
>Write-in only
He thinks HE'S mad? Well fuck him, we are even madder! Unleash your inner autistic rage.

>>3262802
switching to>>3262842

Rolled 35, 36 = 71 (2d50)

>>3262842
>>3262857
RAHHHHHHH wins, rolling based on difficulty then writing

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>>3261214
>Sorry for the delay, the sudden appearance of pizza will do that for most people I imagine
>35, 36
You stared up at him in utter shock. How is he still fucking floating? How is he still alive? No-one's survived that attack, letalone being blasted into it by a Galick Gun!
..You clearly underestimated him. If he was as easy to take out as the rest of your foes, he'd already be dead. You can feel a deep-seated, primal anger rising inside you. Rising, and rising.. Overflowing.
You roared in pain, clutching at your head. However, before this overwhelming power can tear you apart, you thought fast and shot a powerball into the sky. You roared in greater rage as your body began to swell to accomodate this overwhelming power, and you can feel the terror in the puny Tyrant floating in the sky. You released one final, primal roar as you finished your transformation, glaring over at your so-called King and cracking your knuckles.
It's over.
>Mouth beam (1d25)
>SMASH (1d10)
>Galick Gun (1d25)
>R I O T J A V E L I N (1d1)

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Rolled 19 (1d25)

>>3263049
>Mouth beam (1d25)

Rolled 1 (1d25)

>>3263049
>Mouth beam (1d25)

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>>3263097

Rolled 8 (1d25)

>>3263049
>Mouth beam

>>3263097
>Gives option of unfailable 1d1 roll
>Players roll a 1 on what is tied for the hardest roll there
ok
writing

>>3263097
this shit seams to happen on every quest i play in...

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>>3263049
>1
You grin, opening your mouth wide as he surrounded himself in some sort of egg-like barrier in what you assumed was an attempt to defend himself. You blast a mouth beam at him, extremely confident in his death.. when his egg shield breaks and he kiais your blast out of existence.
Ah yes. You were clearly still underestimating him.
Fuck.
>R I O T J A V E L I N (1d100)
>Rush (1d150)
>Mouth beam barrage (1d200)
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (1d50) (?)

Rolled 23 (1d50)

>>3263268
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (1d50) (?)

Rolled 10 (1d50)

>>3263268
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3263304
>>3263299
>SPECIAL 5TH FORM KING COLD RULE: You get 2 rolls, fuck you

please don't leave i'm sorry

Writing

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>>3263268
>23
You growled again. Who's this fucker think he is!? You've done it! You've become the Legendary Super Saiyan! And this guy thinks he can just beat you, just like that!? No! This is for everyone! For the Galaxy! FOR THE SAIYAN RA-
King Cold suddenly seemingly teleports forwards and punches you in the gut, sending you flying and breaking several things. You tumble to the ground in complete disbelief. There's no fucking way. ThERE IS NO. FUCKING. **WAY.** HE JUST DID THAT TO YOU. He casually floats down to eye level with you, saying the one thing you actually remember him saying in this entire fight.
"Foolish Monkey. Flail and scream as much as you want, but it won't matter. You're not dealing with an average warrior anymore." He held up both of his hands, all his fingers outstretched.


"My Powerlevel in this form is 10 Billion."
Ah. His powerlevel is 10 **billion,** huh? Yep. That'd do it.
Well, you're fucked.
>True roll difficulty revealed
>Keep in mind, you are remembering this encounter; you do win. Pic Related.
>Rush (1d5000)
>Mouth Beam (1d2500)
>Galick Ho (1d2500)
>Super Explosive Wave (1d1000)
>Write-in

Rolled 186 (1d1000)

>>3263340
>Super Explosive Wave

Rolled 833 (1d1000)

>>3263340
>Super Explosive Wave (1d1000)

>>3263378
>>3263357
Green /Pv Anon, the S A V I O R
Writing

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>>3263340
>833
You roared in pain and anger, unleashing as much of your energy as you safely could while still being able to fight, thankfully blowing him a bit away from you. Hey, you might just be able to beat this gu-
You then roared out in just pain as your left shoulder was pierced by a massive, person sized Death Beam. An attack that once would've been nothing to you, thanks to his current form, is just as damaging as it would've been if you were in your normal state. FUCK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCitmuY1c0s
You then see him smiling with two hands raised, index and pointer fingers extended on both.
He then began to thrust them back and forth, blasting you with Death Beams over and over again.
Well, you're dying here. You made a huge mistake. This is it. You're fucking dead.
>Ascend (1d2)

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>3263402
>Ascend
Plz

>>3263409
>1
Okay, no super saiyan 5. Yet. Writing.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>3263402

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>>3263402
You just stood there, being blasted over and over again everywhere BUT somewhere that would kill you instantly, your life flashing before your eyes. You don't remember that shit, of course. That'd just be too convenient. However, halfway through the flash, one simple, but powerful word shot through your mind.
No.
It won't end like this. It won't end here. After all this. After becoming the Legend.
No. No! NO! You roared in absolute, unmatched fucking rage as a massive red-gold aura surrounded you. Lightning began arcing out of your body into the already ruined landscape around you, carving trenches and yet more craters into it. You can feel the energy of every Saiyan you've ever known flowing through you. Vegeta. Vegeta. The energy of everyone on Vegeta! And of course, your belove- Fuck, you don't remember their name either, uh- Your beloved Gine! This is for them! THIS IS FOR EVERYONE!
You fucking screeched into the sky as you realized exactly how much this fucking hurt, shortly afterwards beginning to shrink. You briefly think that whatever the fuck you just did took too much energy out of you and you're reverting to your normal form, but then you realize; your power's fucking skyrocketing. As you shrink, even through all the pain, you can't help but begin to laugh at this absolutely overwhelming power. And finally, your transformation completes.
You are the Saiyan of Legends. You are Bardock. This isn't the form you got the name The Red Saiyan for.
And you have reached Super Saiyan 4 after having had just obtained False Super Saiyan. Fuck everyone else.
>Form Remembered: Super Saiyan 4
>Thing Realized: Oh fuck you've been a Super Saiyan 4 the whole time outside of this memory why are you so weak

>Break him (1d100)
>Ki Coffin (1d100)
>Spiritually obtain a move you don't know (1d100) (+move)
>R I O T J A V E L I N (1d100)

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3263442

>Break him (1d100)

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3263442
>Break him

>>3263453
>>3263446
Alright, after my computer finished restarting for no discernable fucking reason, looks like breaking him wins. Writing

>>3263442
>92
You cackled maniacally and dashed towards him, punching him right in his stupid fucking face with a satisying CRUNCH. ..Which was your hand in painful, painful hindsight, although he was still clearly very hurt by this. You grimaced and scooped him up, slamming his stomach into your knee over and over again, You continued laughing, slamming him onto your knee harder and harder, until finally, satisfyingly..
He broke.
..

You are suddenly snapped back into reality. Vegeta is glaring angrily at you, and Goku looks upon you in confusion.
Welcome back to Namek.

>>3263573
>Explain yourself (1d100)
>Sorry, zoned out for a bit there, what are we doing? (1d100)
>Write-in

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3263579
>Sorry, zoned out for a bit there, what are we doing?

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3263579
>Sorry, zoned out for a bit there, what are we doing? (1d100)

>>3263591
>Vegeta kills you
1 rolled, writing

>>3263591
this is not my day

>>3263573
>1
"..Uh-" You barely manage to get out before Goku grabbed you by the arm, dragging you outside with Vegeta begrudgingly following right behind you. "Great! Let's do this!"
You get no opportunities to ask what the plan is at any point during this.
You are approaching Frieza's overwhelming power.
Oh gOD
>Write-in
>Desperately attempt to ask what you're doing (1d250)
>Accept your fate

Rolled 7 (1d250)

>>3263615
>Desperately attempt to ask what you're doing

Rolled 195 (1d250)

>>3263615
>Desperately attempt to ask what you're doing (1d250)

>>3263627
>>3263619
Green /Pv Anon, the savior and the destroyer. Writing

>>3263615
>195
You semi-panicedly flailed as Goku flew with your arm in his hand, trying desperately to break free. You finally manage to get out an audible "W-wait! The hell are we doing??" To which Goku responds with "Getting Bulma!"
..You're wha- You then land in front of your ship as you realize that Frieza was in the same direction as it from where you were. Oh.
>TIMESKIP
After having had obtained Bulma and by extension the Dragon Radar, you realize that 3 of them are roughly on top of where Frieza's ki is. Ah.
>Break/sleep time, see you all tomorrow

>>3263690
And thus the quest began to flow..
Who here?

>>3266057
me here

>>3266057
I was at your side all along

Extraordinarily basic character sheet now exists, behold its underwhelming confusingness
https://pastebin.com/pju5wHAt
It Begins

>>3263690
Well. That's a problem.
>Go get as many balls as you can (1d150)
>Just getting one should be enough to stop them, right? (safe) (1d100)
>Write-in

Rolled 14 (1d150)

>>3266102
>Go get as many balls as you can

>>3266106
Fuck me all my rolls are such trash

Rolled 74 (1d150)

>>3266102
>Go get as many balls as you can (1d150)

Rolled 113 (1d150)

>>3266102
>Go get as many balls as you can (1d150)

>>3266106
>>3266119
>>3266121
aaaaaaaaaaa
Get as many as you can wins, writing

>>3266102
>113
Deciding to take control of the situation, you devised a plan to obtain as many dragon balls as possible. You're gonna split up. This can only go really well. "Alright, here's the plan," You began; "Yamcha, you and Tien'll go get the 1 star ball. Krillin, you go with Gohan to get the 3 star. Vegeta, you can get the 7 star yourself. Me and Goku will get the four star ball." They all nodded and said 'Right' simultaneously, flying out in their seperate groups. Except Vegeta, of course. He glared at you angrily first, THEN flew out, sans nod and 'right'.
You shared a look with Goku, who nodded in response, before flying out towards the ever-important four starred orb.
>Encounter roll (1d100)

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3266332
Please don't e shit

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3266332

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3266332

>>3266350
>>3266358
>>3266385
Alright, let's go
Still in pain but I don't care anymore
Writing

>>3266332
>92
You and Goku made it to the ball's location unhindered, taking it and bringing it back to the cave. Again, without incident. Hrm.
..No-one else is back yet.
>Help Vegeta (1d50)
>Help Gohan and Krillin (1d100)
>Help Yamcha and Tien (1d150)

Rolled 35 (1d150)

>>3266456
>Help Yamcha and Tien (1d150)
we come across yamcha incapable of lifting the dragon ball...

Rolled 53 (1d150)

>>3266456
>Help Yamcha and Tien (1d150)

>>3266462
>>3266464
I think I might actually be able to keep up a rhythm here
Wish me luck, writing

>>3266456
>53
Sighing, you anticipated the group that'd need thhe most help. "C'mon, Goku. Yamcha probably needs help." He shoots you a glare, strangely enough, but regardless, you take off towards him. And soon enough, you are apparently proven right; you feel a fucking massive powerlevel next to his and Tien's. It is definitely evil.
>Sneak Attack (1d100)
>Galick Gun (1d100)
>Kamehameha (1d100) (+Goku friendship)
>Write-in

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3266498
>Kamehameha

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3266498
>Kamehameha (1d100) (+Goku friendship)

>>3266508
>>3266515
Blue Galick Gun wins, writing

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You grimaced slightly, cupping your hands by your side. "Ka.. me.." Goku smiled and joined you, you both chanting in sync. "Ha.. Me.. HA!" The two blue beams shot outward, joining into one and colliding with whatever the fuck the evil presence is. It quite noticeably did fucking nothing.
You are suddenly both slammed into the ground, hearing footsteps approaching. Whoever this presence is tsked at you, stopping a few feet away. "Honestly, you Earthlings.. so pretentious." You just barely manage to raise your head, growling at the figure. "Oh, a Saiyan, huh? Are you with Vegeta?"
>Fuck you (Transform) (1d100)
>Yes (1d150) (!)
>Write-in

Rolled 44 (1d150)

>>3266543
>Yes (1d150) (!)

Rolled 213 (1d500)

>>3266543
>Yes (1d150) (!)

Rolled 139 (1d150)

>>3266709
>>3266543

>>3266712
>>3266549
oh, someone else came
Alright boys, it's 3 AM, you know what that means:
WHY AM I NOT FUCKING TIRED
writin

>>3266543
>139
"..Yes." You say for the hell of it, still expecting to have to fight.
"Hmph," He said, seeming annoyed. "Well, sorry for misjudging you. Don't just assume the biggest powerlevel on your scouter is your enemy." ..Hu- "I've got this situation handled. Just don't do it again, alright? Sorry for destroying your scouter." He then flew off, with one final assumption. You can stand now.
..Wait, is Vegeta even on your side?
>Oh fuck are Yamcha and Tien okay (1d100)
>iS HE (Rapidly head towards 7 star ball) (1d100)
>Write-in

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>3266775
>iS HE (Rapidly head towards 7 star ball) (1d100)

>>3266784
Thank you for being here to match my stupid fucking sleep schedule, green /Pv anon
Writing

>>3266796
thanks for being here to fuel my quest addiction

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3266775
>iS HE (Rapidly head towards 7 star ball) (1d100)
last roll of the night for me

alright i've fuckin dropped dead goodnight
and sorry

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3266775
>iS HE

In the midst of two inarguably better Dragon Ball quests with proven QMs, it continues!
..I mean really I appreciate your presence, guys, but why is anyone even here, I'm terrible at this

>>3266775
>88
You quickly sensed the two people you actually came here to help's kis to make sure they weren't dying. Yep, they're fine, alright, WHAT THE HELL VEGETA
You take to the sky in a half-panic, rushing towards the 7 star ball to question Vegeta's alignment. After a while, you heard Goku in Kaioken form to catch up, turning it off and flying next to you once he began to overtake you. "Geez, I understand why you might be worried about this, but at least check on our friends first next time, alright?" He said, semi-oblivious to the fact that neither of those people were YOUR friends and therefore you don't really care.
After a while, you encountered Vegeta in the sky, calling out and stopping him. Well, what do you say?
>Are you on our side or not? (1d150)
>Are you working with Frieza? (1d75)
>Vegeta whaT THE FUCK (1d500)
>Write-in (1d rolled by the QM, the number based on the difficulty of the action)

Rolled 271 (1d500)

>>3268647
New QMs are always fun and I want to see where this goes. I guess I find the terribleness attractive.
>>3268678
>Vegeta whaT THE FUCK

Rolled 358 (1d500)

>>3268678
>Vegeta whaT THE FUCK (1d500)

I don't exactly know what I was thinking doing this in the first place
My writing sucks, the quest's inconsistent, and no-one playing the quest probably knows what's going on.
In the bad way.
This quest isn't even different enough to attract people with that. There's probably going to be at most 3 players for most of its existence, if it doesn't just end with this part.
This isn't even fun.
I love it.
>>3268688
>>3268696
Hardest choice wins, writing

I want desperately to jsut stop and answer questions to clear things up but neither of you probably care, and anyone wanting to start would read the monstrosity that is the first part first
I don't want to do this anymore
>>3268678
>358
You breathed deeply, taking in the extraordinarily stale air of this strange planet. You pondered the numerous words and questions you could ask him, your tail flicking slightly in thought.
Well, you could just be simple and ask him directly wether or not he's working with Frieza.. no. Could ask wether or not he's on your side.. no.
Just as Goku opens his mouth to say something, you get it.
The perfect choice of words.
"H-"
"Vegeta what tHE FUCK!?" you interrupted whatever probably much more calm and rational question Goku was going to ask with yours, which was only describable as 'yours'.
They were both taken aback a bit by this extremely bombastic question, you elaborating before Vegeta could even ask what you meant. "When I told some blue, green haired guy I was with you, he let me go! Are you working with Frieza!?"
>For convenience's sake, personality established: ...Saiyan
He started chuckling slightly, then burst out into a full on laugh. "Of course not, you moron! That bastard just about destroyed our entire race! I would NEVER work with him!"
He calmed down, looking right at you and Goku, scowling. "I just told his men I was. If I really was on his side here, he'd probably just kill me as soon as he got all the Dragon Balls. I lied to make this easier. That's all."
He flared his aura menacingly, revealing a bit more of his strength than was probably safe. "Never doubt me again, got it?"
Hrm.
>Alright, sorry for the misunderstanding I guess (1d50)
>Write-in
XDoubt (1d5000)

Rolled 39 (1d50)

>>3268763
>Alright, sorry for the misunderstanding I guess (1d50)

Rolled 24 (1d50)

>>3268763
>Alright, sorry for the misunderstanding I guess

>>3268787
>>3268792
Sorry for the misunderstanding wins, writing

>>3268763
>39
>Why do I do that when there are so few players

You sighed in relief, with no real reason or incentive not to believe him.

"Alright, sorry for the misunderstanding, I guess. We're going back to the cave to plan more."
You assumed Goku would be okay with this. Correctly thankfully as-
>TIMESKIP
-you are now there. You have gotten: The 3, 7, and four star balls. You wonder briefly why you think of the four star ball as the 'four star ball' instead of the '4 star ball', before realizing how little it matters.

Planning time, two players.
..I mean, if neither of you actually want to do this, I can make one for you, but eh, I wanna mix things up.
Sorry.
>Write-in plan

>>3268849
Alright, got it, no mixing things up, i'm not allowed to have fun
Fucking hell this personality's just going to lose me the last two players I have
Back to feigning niceness!! Time to brainstorm I guess because kadkjhsjdbajhdsb
Is everybody having fun??:)

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Alright the reason no-one responded to that is probably because you're both just waiting for the next thing to vote on but uh
Regardless, I am more than a little disheartened
I'm just gonna cut this short and say this quest is on indefinite hiatus
It's full of mistakes, inconsistencies, and confusion
I MIGHT continue this, and MIGHT just start a new quest to hopefully do better than this one with the few lessons I've learnt, because I don't wanna STOP, it's just that this quest sucks.
Sorry guys but this is just.. argh. at least I made it to part 2.

If I do make a new quest, It'll be under a different name, and vaguely related to Scooby Doo. Unless some sudden kind words appear out of nowhere to get me to continue, uh..
Bye. Sorry.