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You stare at the new person in front of you in awe. Even if she didn't possess such an obscene level of power you'd still be left speechless by her appearance alone. Kefla not only possesses the physical traits of Caulifla and the height of Kale but her body looks like that of a Greek goddess chiseled into marble. And as the full moon glows behind her you truly feel like you're in the presence of a deity for the first time.

"Hellooo?"
She waves her hand in front of you and you clear your throat nervously.
"I asked if you could show me around."

"Y-Yes! Absolutely!"
The question is... how?
What could you possibly show someone like this?

>Are you hungry?
>Do you... like playing games?
>Just show her around and have a relaxing walk
>Erm... actually... could we wait a bit? I have something I wanna take care of (visit your old room mates)
>Other?

>>3237558
>Are you hungry?
What does "Do you like playing games?" even mean?

>>3237570
It means giving her some fun activities like going to an arcade or a bowling alley.
Some sort of entertainment

>>3237574
Actually I'll switch to that then. I don't want our only response to anything being "food"

>>3237558
>Do you... like playing games?

>>3237558
>Do you... like playing games?

>>3237558
>Do you... like playing games?
By the way did the last thread get archived?

>>3237590
Yeah it's archived.

Games it is.

Anything in particular?

>writing

>>3237601
How about an arcade, might even have a small bowling alley built in

>>3237602
>>3237601
Sounds good, have a Dave and Busters nearby that's just like that. They also have Pool tables there too.

"Do you... like playing games?"

"Depends.
What sort?"

"I'll show you.
Come."

Leading the two into the city you find Kefla staring at all the lights illuminating the place. From neon advertisements to streetlamps and even the light peering through the windows of peoples homes you could find almost anything.
"WHOOOOOOA!
It's all so bright! I can barely even tell it's night time!"

"Hmmm? Don't other planets have lights at night?"

"No."
Vados answers you.
"Most planets aren't so obsessed with consumerism like this."

"Heh... I guess we CAN go a bit overboard.
But it lends the big cities a nice feel you know.
It's certainly unique at the very least."

"How do you sleep at night?!"
Kefla asks you.
"When you have so much stuff to do all the time?"

You shrug.
"I guess you get used to it.
Our lives are... relatively short so our culture revolves around doing as much of... everything as possible.
Now come. If you like just looking at the streets, you'll love this!"

Leading the two into an arcade they are drawn in by the places atmosphere.
For a few moments they look around before asking you what this place is.
"This is an arcade.
It's a place where you can play a variety of games with your friends.
...
And spend a bunch of money in the process."
You mutter under your breath.

"Sweet!
Where do we start?"
Kefla asks you.

"I 'unno.
Anywhere I guess. Just... let's stay away from anything that requires strength.
I'd rather not break anything..."

As Kefla walks up to one of the games she invites you over to join her.
How do you want to handle this?

>Give it your best!
>Just have some fun
>Let her win
>Other?

>>3237628
>Give it your best!

>>3237628
>Give it your best!
She'd probably prefer a challenge

>>3237628
>Give it your best!

Giving it our all is having fun! Especially when it comes to vidya.

>>3237628
>>Give it your best!

>>3237628
>just have some fun
Are we really gonna style all over somebody who has never seen an arcade machine before?
Come on guys.

>just have some fun

>>3237641
Normally I'd agree with you but saiyans are really competitive. I'm thinking she'd love the challenge. Like fighting a super strong fighter.

>>3237655
Depends, I hope we at least give her time to learn the rules before going full tryhard on her.

Okay then

Roll the dice!
Best of 4
DC: 10

>writing

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3237668
>>3237664
Well that much at least yeah, we're not assholes

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3237668

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3237668

>>3237671
>>3237672
>>3237674
Well this could be embarrassing.
One more.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3237668

>>3237682
Oooof... Barely!

>>3237682
Jesus that should not have been such a close clutch

>>3237682
>>3237676
Is it passing if we meet it or do we have to exceed it?

>>3237685
Hitting it always, I've never seen it where you're required to go higher than the DC.

>>3237684
I'm glad it's so close, hopefully it means we don't curbstomp her at vidya

>>3237683
Kek

You show various games to Kefla in an effort to see what she enjoys.
One by one you go over the machines and try them out, play around a bit but even when she gets somewhat decent at them none can hold her attention for too long. Until you reach the pool table that is.

For some reason the idea of taking turns in a competitive game of skill and precision seems really inviting to her.
So after a bit of explaining and grabbing some nachos you actually got around to knocking balls into holes.

At first Kefla looked like she had a hard time wrapping around to how it's actually played but once she overcame that initial hurdle she turned out to be extremely good at the game, possibly due to her remarkable hand-eye coordination.
What you thought to be something you could casually breeze through turned into the hardest match of your life.
Even when giving it your all it wasn't certain that you'd come out on top.

By the end of the match you're sweating bullets as you focus intently. It all came down to this.
If you miss now she'll definitely knock the last ball in and win. But through determination and sheer luck you pull through and emerge victorious.

Practically collapsing under the pressure you lean heavily on the table when Kefla approaches you.
"Good game!"
She extends her hand and with a smirk you shake it.

"Yeah... Nice work!
You know, you're really good at this!
Like... REALLY good!"

"Thanks. It was fun.
So... this is what you earthlings do in your free time? Play games together? Eat and drink?"

"Y-Yeah..."

"Hmmm?
What's wrong?"

"Well... I don't usually do this.
I don't, I don't have many friends okay?
I have like one and we mostly come here to beat others."

"That's sad. And hilarious!"
She says, not in a mocking tone at all. She just treats it like it's a matter of fact.
And for that you can't really be angry at her.

"Heh...
I guess it is!"
You look up at her.
"But at least now I have two..."

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>>3237716
>you actually got around to knocking balls into holes
I guess you could say we went "balls deep" huh?

>>3237721
DAMMIT CARLOS.

Deciding that you could use some fresh air you head outside with your drinks in hand.
"Boy... it sure took long didn't it?
I didn't even notice the time..."
Kefla speaks up.

"Yeah... time flies by when you're having fun."

"Hmmm. Guess it does."

"A-Are you okay?"

"Yeah."
She takes a swig of her coke before putting the glass down gently.
"You know... This was fun."

"Do you... have to go?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CREMM3Zu1Ks

"Yeap. My one hour is almost up.
You know... I'm glad I could have this. Even this fizzy drink.
Because I never thought I'd ever live outside battle. Don't get me wrong... I love fighting but...
I got to live now! Thank you!"

Kefla turns to look at you and you see genuine appreciation radiating from them.
Your gut tightens into a knot as you think about this.
"W-What will happen to you?
You know... when you're gone?"

"Nothing."
She calmly explains.
"I won't feel anything. I won't even feel it happen.
I'll just... cease to exist."
Then she lets out a smile.
"But don't worry! I'm sure these two doofuses will need me soon!"

You feel a mixture of emotions swirling inside of you, unsure how to feel about this.
How do you react?

>write-in

>>3237749
Let me know if you ever want to do this again. Im sure I can find a way to make it happen.

>>3237749
>"If you ever feel like going out again, I'm always up for it."
also
>"Is there any way you can keep Caulifla and Kale from kicking my ass when you're gone?"

>>3237758
Supporting

>>3237758
Supporting

>>3237758
Supporting

>>3237749
>kiss the girl
Do it you pussies

>>3237749
Jesus christ im now seriously considering the dragonball plan for kefla
YAMERO

>Writan

>>3237779
It's like you want your ass to get kicked anon

Oh and... update might be a bit slow this time.
Gotta make some dinner

>>3237749
Oh god the feels

Y-yamate Not-Som sama, It hurts...

>>3237758
This, and
>Feel a tinge of sadness In your gut.

>>3237785
I didn't think she'd be so...best. Now I want to do It too.

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>>3237790
What's life without a little asskicking

>>3237790
>It's like you want your ass to get kicked anon

I think that was the point of basically doing a short date with Kefla? That and awkward comedy with Kale and Caulifla having no idea how to feel.

>>3237792
>>3237790
If she ceases to exist after this, will she remember the fun she had when she is fused again, or is it like a reset and will only go off the memories of the two needed to fuse?

>>3237817
She's their fusion, she has all their memories and they gave all hers. It's not necessarily that she stops existing after unfusing, it's just that she's two different people now. Caulifa and Kale will remember all the details and emotions Kefla had, and therefore she'll remember everything the next time the two fuse.

>>3237817
Fusions and the fusees do keep all their memories after the fusion ends

>>3237758
Supporting

>>3237817
>>3237821
It's why Goku and Vegeta somewhat knew the plan when Vegito purposely got absorbed and weren't just totally clueless as to the situation.

You feel a tinge of sadness deep in your gut.
"I... know how you feel."

"Huh?"

"Back then... when it all happened.
I felt... nothing. It wasn't bad but now that I can recall it, it's... harrowing.
Not existing I mean. Not sure which I fear more to be honest. Being dead or simply not being."
Looking up from the ground you look at her and give her a reassuring smile.
"If you ever feel... getting out and doing this again I'm always up for it!"

Letting out a little smile Kefla looks up at the stars.
"That's good to know."
Then she looks back at you and slaps your shoulder.
"Come on! Let's stop with all the gloom and go somewhere private.
Wouldn't want people see me split in two, now would we?"

Nodding in agreement you lead them to a secluded place. The only one you can recall within a short distance.
One you didn't really want to go to but have no choice now. Leading the two ladies into a somewhat old looking apartment complex. Fiddling with the lock for a moment you open the door and lead them in.
"Here. It's my old place. We should be good here."

"All right!"
Kefla looks around.
"Guess this will do for defusing."

"By the way Kefla..."

"Hmmm?"

"Any advice on how to not get my ass kicked by the girls once you are gone?"

The tall girl then lets out a little smirk.
"Eeeeeh don't worry about it!
I wouldn't.
Aaaaanyway... you know what to do... right?"

"Pluck the tail-"

"Like a band aid.
Good.
See ya!"

With that said Kefla began to glow and you see the light unfurl into two separate ones which begin to form Caulifla and Kale. Once you are certain they separated you reached out and quickly pulled on Cauliflas tail before she even had a chance to look at the full moon and she lets out a little yelp.

"Darn...
And I was getting used to it too."

"S-Sis?"

"I'm okay Kale.
Just... a bit tired."

With the help of her "sister" Caulifla managed to crawl onto the couch with Kale and the two girls were soon fast asleep, their synchronized snoring was almost what you'd call cute. But you didn't pay much attention to them.
Instead you looked at the tail in your hand, or more accurately past it and into your palm.
"Vados..."
You spoke up.

"Yes?"

"You said Champa wished my planet back.
Is that something exclusive to a god?"

"No. Anyone can do it.
Why? Are you planning something?"

You close your palm into a fist.
"No."

>>3237844
The absolute madman! He's actually thinking about it!

>>3237844
Huh, if he's thinking what I think he's thinking, that'll require a long talk with Kale/Caulifla first. And possibly wishing for any Saiyans with a tail to be able to either retain their minds if they transform or just gain the ability to control if they transform or not, cause Kale seemed to like the tail.

>>3237862
It's not impossible to retain your mind when transformed by training it specifically, Vegeta could and I think Nappa could too.

>>3237853
Well I guess memes live forever! Or till QM gets sick of them I guess.

But before you could say any more or before Vados could question you further something gets your attention.
The door is opening.

"Damn it Dominika! I asked you! I asked you again and again if you closed the door!
And what was your answer?! "YES BLYAT!"
And look at this! You even left the lights on! If the landlord doesn't kill you I WILL!"
Two people step in and when they look at you they freeze in place.
"E-Eric?"

"THERE YOU ARE CYKA!"

"Sam. Domi."

Your friend points at you in anger as he tosses his beanie on the ground.
"DON'T YOU SAM ME YOU SONOVA!
Do you have any idea how worried I was? Not to mention how much shit I had to take from the landlord because of you!
We even called the police for FUCKS sake! You were declared missing!
Where the HELL did you disappear to?"
He takes a closer look at you.
"Holy shit... what happened to you? Did you get locked in a Gym all this time and the only way you could get out was lifting? How did you get jacked?!"

You look at your arms and realize, now that he mentions it that your arms a bit more muscular than they used to.
Looking over your shoulder you see that Vados has withdrawn herself so that your flatmates don't see her immediately.
Taking a deep breath you start weighing your options.

>Start slowly explaining things to them bit by bit.
>Reassure them that you're okay but be as vague as possible. They don't need to know this
>Just throw them in the deep end. Aliens are real, so are superpowers
>Bye! (Bail)
>Other?

>>3237872
>>Just throw them in the deep end. Aliens are real, so are superpowers

>>3237872
>Aliens are real, so are super powers.
Also levitate a random object to prove a point
Finish with
>and no, I'm not an alien.

>>3237872
>Just throw them in the deep end. Aliens are real, so are superpowers
>absentmindedly start levitating objects around the room whilst explaining

>>3237872
>>Just throw them in the deep end. Aliens are real, so are superpowers
>>Demonstrate psychic powers as needed
>>Also, keep your voice down, our hot alien friends are sleeping

>>3237872
>Just throw them in the deep end. Aliens are real, so are superpowers

>Start slowly explaining things to them bit by bit.

>>3237872
>Just throw them in the deep end. Aliens are real, so are superpowers
Fuck it

>>3237872
>Start slowly explaining things to them bit by bit.

Well... so much for that.
They are in for a rude awakening it seems

>writing

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>>3237904
>he thought we'd go slow for our flat-mates

>>3237904
We didn't get the luxury of a slow start, neither do they!

>>3237904
I mean it's either that or we attempt to play it off while having two girls asleep on the couch and a blue woman just milling about.
We try to explain things slowly with the same issues.
Or we ditch literally everyone.
Also I just want to be an asshole to our room mates and offer them a super lame excuse we then back up.

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"Because Domi said she saw you with some blue chick and a furry so you must've joined some sort of a cult.
And I told her to cut it out with the Monster already because it's clearly rotting her brai-"

"Actually. She isn't wrong. Technically.
Those two... yeah they were aliens. Yeah, those exist and they came to Earth for our food.
Also. Superpowers are real. Get used to it."

Sam starts to smile.
"Okay, really funny. But you can cut that shit out!"

You extend your arm towards a glass of water and start levitating it.
"Cut out what?"

Letting out a chuckle Sam walks up to it.
"Yeah. Not falling for that trick again!"
He touches the bottom of the glass and starts pulling on it.
"I'll see the thread real soon..."
With a relatively quick motion he lowers the glass and shows it to you.
"HA! See?"

You then give a passing glance to the area where the glass was floating mid air a second ago.
Without realizing it himself Sam looks in that direction and he goes dead fucking silent as his mouth hangs open.
The glass slips out from between his fingers and almost hits the ground before you catch it with your psychic powers.
Almost immediately afterwards the two of them start going at it.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Shhhhh!"
You order them.
"My friends are sleeping!"

They clamp each others mouths shut and look nervously at the couch where they see the two girls.
Letting out a simultaneous sigh of relief they speak up.
"I thought they were gonna be aliens..."

"They are."
You answer them and they lean in to take a closer look.

"They look like girls."
Sam observes.
"Hot girls. Is that what awaits us in space? Sweet!"

"Sam. Don't...
They can kill you. And I don't mean in "You piss them off and they kill you".
I mean they are so strong and your puny human body is so weak that if they lock their legs around you during sex and forget about themselves for a picosecond you'll shit and vomit out all your internal organs in an instant."

"...
Is it weird that I want it more now?"

"Kinda."
Domi observes.

>>3237922
Basically lame excuses and misunderstandings are Goku approach... Well, I don't want to follow his footsteps in this subject.

>>3237939
When I say "lame excuse" I meant it sounds like a lame excuse to them
"Ha yeah I was chilling out in space learning psychic powers"
Not a shitty Goku excuse whuch people only buy because he's outright brain damaged.

>>3237922
meh fuck that, just explain it to them, give them our rent a few months ahead in case we need to crash back on Earth every few months, and have them cover for us when we're not here. I was also gonna say probably make sure to notify our old place of work but it's likely been long enough that they think we just fucked off, so whatever.

>>3237938
>"...
>Is it weird that I want it more now?"
It is, but it's not like I don't agree with Sam.

>>3237938
>I mean they are so strong and your puny human body is so weak that if they lock their legs around you during sex and forget about themselves for a picosecond you'll shit and vomit out all your internal organs in an instant."

Time to train until we can safely tap that! In between/while cooking for Champa the Manchild and ADVENTURING!

>>3237966
Was never a problem for Bulma, Chi-Chi or Videl.
Vegeta was far stronger than the saiyan girls when he had Bra too.
So was Gohan when he had Pan (Probably, the fucking nerd.)

>>3237973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsnVmuXPZ8g

>>3237973
A. They had a lot more training than we do, & B. They weren't risking having their dick crushed by superpowered orgasms. Better safe than sorry.

"Then... What about the catman and the blue chick?"

"I'm here!"
Vados speaks up and steps into the limelight.

"H-Holy shit!"

"Vados meet Sam. You already met Dominika.
This is Vados. She's an angel.
By the way, this is what an angel looks like."

"A pleasure!"
Vados bows.

"Madame!"
Sam steps up but before he could go in and attempt to kiss the hands of your master you slap him on the head.
"OW!"

"No Sam.
Be respectful of the angel.
Oh... and... the "catman" you saw. He's my new boss. He's also god."

"So... you deliver pizza for God now?
And God is a cat? That makes way too much sense now that I think about it."

"Actually I'm his new chef."

"You?"
Dominika asks.
"Cyka you can barely cook!"

"HEY! It's good enough for God so suck my dick!
Oh and I almost forgot-"
You reach into your pocket and pull out a thick envelope and slap it on the table.
"This is the rent for the next six months. I didn't mean to bail on you like that, I assume the landlord gave you some shit for that. Sorry. In turn you can keep anything beyond the six months worth. I didn't count but there are surely a couple hundred in there."

"What-"

"The-"

"Shit?!"
They say as they count the fat stack of cash.
"Where did you get THIS?!"

"I pawned a gold bar.
And not a small one either. One so thick you can kill a person with.
The kind you find in Fort Knox."

"H-Holy piss..."
Dominika says.

"Duuuuude...
Hey would it be possible-"

You know what he's asking for. What he wants.

>No. You can't have super powers
>It's not up to me to decide
>I mean... Maybe once I know what I'm doing I can share what I learned
>Other?

>>3237977
If we ever do get to that point, you can cut to black or whatever but there better be a

>Eric: HA, HA, ARRRRH N-NULL LAAAAAANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhMMQNjSflQ

>>3237990
>I mean... Maybe once I know what I'm doing I can share what I learned
>Big maybe, it's a ton of work and I've learned from my time spent training that it isn't a toy.

>>3237990
>Okay, I can try. This might hurt a little.
Do it faggots.

>>3237990
>I mean... Maybe once I know what I'm doing I can share what I learned
>but you will have to call me Master all the time

>I mean... Maybe once I know what I'm doing I can share what I learned
>>From what I saw having them would make you average by space standards I guess.

>>3237990
>No. You can't have super powers
Something tells me this is hardly the kind of person who can be trusted to be responsible with this stuff. Not to mention he doesn't have a job in space. He'd probably get bored on Earth and do stupid stuff.

>>3237990
>>I mean... Maybe once I know what I'm doing I can share what I learned
>>From what I saw having them would make you average by space standards I guess.
>>And you have to call me Master, like all the time.

>>3237998
Support
We can't just give everyone superpowers, literally at this point because we don't know how to.
Also I fear a future where he flirts with Caulifla in Kale's presence or something and gets fucking pasted over the floor for it by a very angry super saiyan.

>>3237990
>It's not up to me to decide
>Vados?

>>3238010
Let's just take him to space bar when he starts getting too big for his britches... That will knock him down a peg.

>>3237990
>I mean... Maybe once I know what I'm doing I can share what I learned

"I'm not about to set your organs on fire because I made an 'oopsie' dude, maybe when I know what the hell I'm doing."

>>3237990
>It's not up to me to decide

Not that interested in the OC's

So let's just leave it at a "maybe" for now.
If it doesn't work out you can still bail on it

>writing

>>3238024
I like Dominika, haven't seen enough of Sam yet. I just don't know about teaching the two of them superpowers considering that we ourselves are already at a point where we could blow up the moon or a good chunk of the planet if we felt so inclined.
Though in the future I'm fine with teaching them both.

>>3238046
Generally humans require a lot of training to get good anyway, I'm kind of just going by Eric being both a genius with this stuff and having the greatest trainers in the universe showing interest in his personal development. With Eric teaching regular people like Sam it'll likely be either he gets to a decent but impressive level for an Earthling, I.E. he gets to Chaotzu/Yamcha levels which in fairness is still super impressive by normal standards, or just doesn't. I mean, Tien trains an entire school of dedicated martial artists and most of them seem unable to use their ki in any real manner. Psychic or not, it takes a ton of hard work to get right, and even then most people aren't able to.

So I'm not really worried we'll end up making a a planet buster out of our friend, just that we're busy and still early in our own training anyway, therefore big maybe.

>>3238040
>>3238046
Something tells me that handing out weapons of mass destruction to twenty-somethings isn't the smartest idea.

>>3238057
What are you, a boomer?

"I mean... I'm in no position to teach you.
I'm not about to set your organs on fire because I made an 'oopsie' dude, maybe when I know what the hell I'm doing.
So let's leave it at that."

"SWEET!"
They both jump up and do a high five in the air.

"Now then...
Let's see, where is it?"
You start looking over the cupboards for your secret stash.
"AHA! There's my whiskey!
Okay Vados. Can we go? Or should we wait for the girls?"

"It's enough if you touch them."

"Alright.
Sorry about the mess guys but this isn't how I wanted to handle it.
When I come back we can chat a bit more. But I can't exactly leave the girls like this.
Not after one of them just turned into a giant monkey."

"WAIT! THAT WAS YOU?!"

"Y-You saw?"

"Everybody did! It was on the news!
We thought King fucking Kong just appeared!"

"Riiiight. Now you see why I'm hesitant.
Anyway, see ya!"

Grabbing onto the girls you let Vados touch your shoulder and in a pillar of light you all disappeared, leaving the humans at a loss for words as reality finally started to settle in.

"Domi...
Do you have a little green?"

"Yeah... I was about to suggest it..."

>>3238057
If it's any consolation

A) they're not just super powers, it actually requries training, effort, and discipline to get them to a notable level

B) It's not like we can just unlock it all at once like Vados did for us.

>>3238067
>"Domi...
>Do you have a little green?"
>"Yeah... I was about to suggest it..."
You know what, these guys are allright. If they end up being part of our u6 Z fighters I would be so down.

>>3238083
That's true, but do we know that? We're the only example we have, and who wouldn't work as hard as we did if you're gonna get superpowers out of it?

>>3238087
Yeah, no fucking way.

>>3238083
>B) It's not like we can just unlock it all at once like Vados did for us.
Nothing a nat 20 can't fix.

>>3238067
>our roommates were stoners
Now what do we say about psychic powers and ANY drugs that affect your mind in any way?
But yeah they could be fun to give at least minor powers to and if neither declare a new world order we could train them further later on.
They gotta drop the drugs if they want to learn though.

>>3238097
Oh come on it's weed, what's the worst you could do while smoking a joint?

>>3238102
Anything that affects the mind could have disastrous consequences for a psychic.

A few minutes later you land in the middle of Champas world with the girls groaning after hitting the ground.
"Uuuuuugh...
Did anyone write down the number of that spaceship?
Fuuuuck me my head hurts."

"Are you okay Caulifla?"

"Yeeeeah...
Hey. Did you really get all emotional when we were Kefla?"

Nervously you look around.
"N-No!"

"Hah! Dork!"

After she fell back to sleep you carried them back inside and tucked them in their beds nice and snug.
Going back out to Vados you picked up the bottle of whiskey you brought.
"Damn... Now I feel like I need a stiff drink."

As if on queue two glasses appear in the hands of your master.
"Shall we?"

"Yeah..."
Pouring each of you a decent amount you kick back and start relaxing.
"What are the chances of them forgetting about that?"

"Close to nill."
Vados says as she stirs her drink around.
"But I think this ordeal will do them a lot of good. Some rest will do wonders for their condition."

"Yeah... I overheard that.
Why don't you explain that to them?"

"Do you think they'd listen?
Besides... they never asked."

"Hmph..."
You chug the entire glass in one go and cough a little afterwards.
"Well, that's another thing I'll have on my mind for the rest of my life."

"Do you have issues with that?"
Vados asks you.

"Are you kidding?
To this day sometimes I recall moments from my childhood when I was an awkward little shit and then beat myself for being so dumb!"

Your trainer then walks up to you and gently touches your shoulder.
"Oh don't be like that!
Everybody makes mistakes! And if it makes you feel better you've done nothing but exceed my expectations up until now!"

"Thanks Vados!"

"No problem."
She then finishes her drink as well.
"Oh my, that's nice and smooth!
But now that we're nice and warmed up what do you say about a bit of training?"

"It's like you're reading my mind!"
You stand up and charge up your power, letting that purple aura build up a bit.

"Now now. Not so fast.
I'd like to give you a little test this time, see if you can figure it out on your own.
But before we do that I have a question...
I'm curious... You're reaching the level where you can safely branch out.
What direction do you see yourself going in? What do you think would compliment your abilities? Because we'll have to start thinking about that soon."

You stop for a moment and start thinking about it.

>Ki
>Magic
>Tech

This has effects beyond what your next skill tree will be

>>3238102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5tnVODuI-g

this

>>3238107
>MAGIC
wizard time

>>3238107
>Ki
Magic could be fun to mess with but it's not like we don't already have psychic hax.

>>3238107
>>Magic

Time to add reality-warping Wizard bullshit to our repertoire of reality-warping Psychic bullshit!

>>3238107
>Ki
It makes a lot more sense to blend Ki and Psychic powers with all the training and fighting we do. perfecting the mind and body. Magic can be after.

>>3238107
>Magic

>>3238107
>Ki
Gonna go with ki

>>3238107
>Tech
Let's become U6 most brilliant scientist! Also the Tuffles are gonna be the arc villains so it'll come very handy.

>>3238107
>Magic
"I'm hardly some kind of genius with computers and that key stuff doesn't really make sense at all. Besides, magic sounds fucking awesome."

>Ki

>>3238107
>Ki

Hell they'd both complement Psychic powers, but Ki gives us a bit more of... I don't know, a safety net defensively If you will.

I don't mind If magic wins though.

>>3238107
>Ki

>>3238107
>Magic
We're never gonna have abody that can compete with with the top fighters of the multiverse, but our psychokinetic powers could definitely bring us up there. Especially with something as powerful as magic backing them up.

>>3238107
>Ki

THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF MIND AND BODY!

I would chose tech but I don't think it would synergize as well as magic or ki. Seriously, tech is underrated in DB.

>>3238155
*ahem*
ANDROID 17 AND 18? CELL?
AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE BASED AROUND IT?!

>>3238149
>>3238150
>>3238155
Anons want to be another ultra-powerful fighter who can take it as well as dish it out instead of being the universe's biggest glass cannon.

>>3238166
I meant in quests, my bad.

>>3238166
And for the record, I'm not saying "PICK TECH A-HOLES!"
All I'm saying is let's not diss tech when it's proven to work

I just realized if we'd gone Magic/Tech we could've gone full Star Ocean on this universe. A missed opportunity if ever there was one!

>>3238155
>THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR OF MIND AND BODY!
I can't help but feel the harmony between the body and mind almost always leads to bad shit happening despite it's benefits.
Like the Legend of Luther Strode for example.

>>3238166
I'm hoping later on in life we end up mastering everything. For now though that Mind/Body syncro would be the easiest, what with coming from that life energy.
>>3238168
To be fair, the glass part of being a glass cannon sucks ass.
>>3238174
Maybe later on anon

>>3238166
Nah man, Mecha Freeza, Metal-Cooler every Android and everything the Tuffles did and oh! Cyborg Tao never happened.
>>3238171
Oh nevermind then.

>>3238107
>Magic

>>3238176
Pff, playing a character with weaknesses to worry about is much more interesting than a character who can do everything well.

>>3238107
>Tech
Switching to Tech for aesthetic purposes

>>3238174
>Star Ocean

Explain.

>>3238183
I don't know, playing a character who won't die from one hit doesn't seem any less interesting than playing a character who could die from one hit.

>>3238187
Tell me a tactical situation where you have to use your literal magic powers to avoid a straight fight is less interesting than a straight punching match.

>>3238187
The thing with tech is you don't need to fight directly. Hell, out of the paths it's also probably the easiest way to obtain immortality in this world.

Hmmmm...
Even if I consider the guy who changed his vote, Ki still wins 7 to 6.

A shame. Magic woulda been cool.
But at least this way we might get a nice story arc out of it

Oh and

>writing

Kinda forgot about that

>>3238194
Eh, we can probably pick up some magic at a later date. At least Ki has an in-story impetus of sparring with Caulifla to spark our interest.

dang. with psychic and magic we could have great mind control powers.

>>3238194
Didn't Vados say something about how our latent ki is used to fuel psychic powers? Could we lean into using it as fuel for more powerful psychic bullshit?

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>>3238194
Ki probably fits better with actually getting good at martial arts.
I wanna be a submission expert!

>>3238107
>tech
If not add mine to magic

>>3238206
That's exactly why I voted for It, as cool as magic Is.

Magic gives us more exotic options

Ki gives us a greater well to draw from and master the powers we have.

>>3238206
That's what I was thinking. They should both be from your energy right? Just expressed differently. Odds are using physical ki and psychic energy in tandem we can blend them together for some real bullshit level of power behind our attacks. I'm all for learning magic next unlock though.

>>3238203
Easy there Badabi.
There's actually a single character in the expanded universe that has all four types of abilities.
Android 21 (psychic comes from Freeza cells (also Cell's cells too I guess))
Also apparently she somehow has Buu's cells too. Somehow.

>>3238213
Also a nice bod and better stamina from having said nice bod. Just a nice bonus on top of it. I wonder what kind of extra mileage we could get out of a pscyic enforced kamehameha type move could get us? It would be powerful for sure.

>>3238219
Instead of a Psychic Kamehameha I'm wondering how difficult it would be to pull off a portal kamehameha type attack so the beam hits their unguarded back.

Okay like, gonna be honest, I want tech route cause one, no quest ever goes that route and two
It leads to the other three if done right. Tech's the equivalent of the type O, of dba. You get everything with it if done well but can't get it of you specialize in the other's because by then your usually a retarded fighter, or just not smart enough

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Yeah, surely Ki is the best option to stay alive. It's not like having infinite energy and stamina is an option.

>>3238227
Id switch to tech but its too late and wouldnt win even if i did

>>3238231
Not with that attitude
You gotta try anon
You gotta believe

>>3238227
I'll consider it if we find an evil super genius who's devoted his life to killing some random guy for revenge.

>>3238227
Don't worry you'll get your psychic amplifier armor in due time.
But first we gotta get the "Ki arc" out of the way

I guess it fits thematically. Leaving magic for last. Seeing how it'll be broken

Also further point, being able to clone a thousand warriors all with our techniques and strength along with giving them super regeneration is perhaps the greatest thing in dba, and that wasn't even after ssj2.

Along with energy absorption and being able to absorb most other technology
Granted this'll take awhile but still. Plus we 't have a convienent capsule corps to depend on do we

>>3238226
I imagine if we go into tech anyway it would be TuffleTech, not like we're going to build a power suit any time soon, nor are we going to convert ourselves into a cyborg with our shitty U6 Earth knowledge of science.
I doubt there's a Bulma or Gero equivalent scientist just hanging around our Earth.

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>>3238238
>clone a thousand versions of ourself
Literally why. That's fucking stupid, ridiculously powerwanky and thematically boring and will STILL end with your defeat.
I don't want to be Metal Cooler. Besides, you don't even need tech for that, you can just go the Zamasu route and make the wish for Immortality.

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You shrug.
"I'll worry about crossing that bridge when I get to it."

"I see.
Then shall we begin?"

"Is that even a question?"

Vados chuckles and waves her wand around in a circle. When it passes by one of your limbs they get encased in a familiar material. Both your forearms are now clad in a gauntlet of sorts both your shins appear to have some sort of armor cast around them. They are not only heavy but each one manages to disrupt your psychic abilities by a pretty hefty amount, leaving you almost as a cripple as they drag you down.

"As you can tell this is the same material I used before, called Blank stone.
And it has the curious ability to disrupt the very energies you can create with your mind."

You grunt as you struggle to move any of your limbs.
"Sounds like something you gods created just to fuck with psychics!"

"Thiiiis may be the case.
But I hope you're ready!"

"No wait! I can't even lift my ar-"

Using her wand Vados whisks you away into some strange dimension that seems to be devoid of... everything.
"Welcome to my world.
It's a little pocket dimension inside my wand.
In here I can set up any sort of training regiment I want for you."

"G-Great! And why does it feel like I'm suffocating?"

"That's just a side effect of it. You'll get used to it. Hopefully.
Normally you couldn't even move in here if even a bit of ki leaks out of your body but I dialed that back for the purpose of this test."
She then extends her hands and conjures up a waterfall in front of you and a fruit bearing tree somewhere next to it.
"You'll stay here until you've completed your test.
You may eat from the fruit and drink from the waterfall as you need."

"W-What about other bodily functions?"

"You may proceed as normal. It doesn't really matter."
She then points up.
"There is my wand. That's your exit.
But it will only activate once you've completed your trial."

"Which is?"

She points forward.
"I want you to split that waterfall in half.
While wearing your bindings."

"URK!
A-Are you serious?!"

"Very."
Vados then begins to fly upwards to her wand.
"And I'd hurry if I were you.
While your body may endure prolonged isolation won't do your mind much good!"

"W-WAIT! VADOS!"
And she's gone.
"Grrrrrr.... Great."

You look at your new challenge and scratch your head as you try to figure out how to handle it.

>If you can only use a fraction of your power, you just have to raise it that much more!
>There's probably a trick to it...
>Sit down and think about it
>Other?

>>3238253
>Try meditation. At worst we fail and have to try something else.

>>3238253
>>There's probably a trick to it...
I have a bad feeling about this.

>>3238253
>There's probably a trick to it...

>>3238253
>There's probably a trick to it...

>>3238253
>Sit down and think about it
The very first thing Vados did with us wasn't mental exercises to train our brain or anything. We were training our body. Maybe the strength of our powers is based on the strength of our body and we should work out?

>>3238253
>>Sit down and think about it
It doesn't seem that bad when you think about it. The water comes from somewhere, just start from the top and physics will do the rest,

>>3238253
>Put the fruit in the waterfall. She never said how long or wide she wanted it split

>>3238253
>Sit down and think about it
Our power is being limited for a reason here... Maybe it has to do with how energy is formed, not the amount?"

>>3238253
>>Sit down and think about it
You know what I'm gonna change my vote, could be a good way of gaining some insight

>>3238262
Switch to
>sit down and think about it

>>3238253
>Sit down and think about it

>>3238253
>Sit down and think about it

>>3238284
Okay in the future if anyone changes their vote, please link your original vote so it's easier to keep track of.

Anyways. Sitting down and thinking wins.
And make sure to praise this guy:>>3238260

>writing

Also, I'd like some dice
Best of 4
DC: 11

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3238319

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>3238319
Here we go!

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3238319

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3238319

>>3238323
>>3238325
16 and 17 are filling in for 18 I see.

>>3238319
>And make sure to praise this guy:>>3238260 (You) #
Yay, I meaningfully contributed! Praise be to Me, Myself, and I!

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>>3238352
Whatever you say bud, gains first though
https://youtu.be/mCnJ2_xN2jU?t=15

First things first, you pluck a fruit from the tree and take a bite out of it. To say it's bland would be an understatement. It's completely tasteless and its only saving grace is that it's juicy. But the juice is just water.
However it does seem to fill you up and has enough nutrition to keep you going.

Munching on the thing you slowly guide yourself through the empty void with what little psychic power you can muster.
Floating around like an astronaut you reach the top and attempt to find the waters source. Just as you suspected it has no beginning nor end. The water just appears out of nowhere and drops down into nothingness. The only thing that's seemingly standing in its way is a somewhat flat rock roughly around the same level as the trees base.

You drop the remaining core of the fruit into the stream and watch it sink down, not even making a dent in the current. Cautiously you stick your hand in it and realize that it also fails to alter the flow of the water.
"I see... Tackling magic with logic was a stupid idea...
But what do you want from me then Vados?"

Cupping your hands together you take some water out and give it a taste.
After just a sip you conclude that, much like the fruit it's absolutely bland but serves its purpose just fine.
Taking what's left in your hand you begin to focus intently on it. The little water that's left in your hand rises slowly after much effort.

*pant* *pant*
"This is pointless!
I can barely move this! Let alone a waterfall!"
You cry out in your desperation, realizing the true magnitude of this test.
"There must be something else to it... something."
You look around until you see the rock inside the waterfall.
"Maybe."

Slowly you undress and hang your clothes on the tree before sitting underneath the waterfall.
Crossing your legs you attempt to meditate. You aren't sure what you are doing or why, you just remember a lot of movies where this is a thing. And since the asians were seemingly mostly correct about the afterlife, maybe they know something you don't. But just as you're starting to question your own sanity you feel your consciousness slipping as your breathing regulates itself and feel the waves gently wash over your body.

Calm.
You feel calm.
The here, now and why becomes meaningless.
No longer do you feel frustrated about your current predicament, nor do you care about the myriad other things on your mind.

>>3238372
Huh. Y'know, despite there being a waterfall right there, the concept of waterfall meditation eluded me.

But if there is one thing that's bothering you is how your head seems to be aching in one particular area where the water is hitting it. Probably some injury you suffered during training. You think about moving your hand over there to stop it but discard the idea as it'd break your concentration.

However as if it heard your thoughts the pain subsides immediately.
This makes you think.

"Hmph...
So that's how it is!"

You steel yourself and sharpen your mind. The sensation of the water hitting your body completely vanishes as does the feeling of the rock underneath you and that of the air you breathe. Right now only you exist. Everything out there, the water, the air, the rock you sit upon, all a part of you.
And you think about not hitting your own head anymore.
Looking up you see a small dome of air formed above your head, keeping the water away.

That is the secret.

Up until this point you were using your psychic powers wrong. Your feeble human mind could only think up a pair of psychic hands reaching out and grabbing things or something equally simple to imagine. But that's a roundabout way of doing it.
Instead you must use that energy to become one with something and move it as if it was your own body.

"ALL RIGHT! LET'S DO THIS!"

>Roll the dice again
Best of 4
DC: 9

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>3238401

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3238401

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3238401
>inb4 critfail and aneurism

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3238401
come on!

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>>3238408
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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>>3238403
Fuck my luck this thread
>>3238408
WOW OK

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>>3238409
Man, first that 18 for Psychic unlock and now apparently we were a KI prodigy all along. Eric is really good at this ascension thing

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>>3238414
Just to be clear: This isn't Ki training.
It's still very much psychic.

Though with this... I think unlocking Ki will be childs play

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>>3238418
MAKE WAY FOR THE NINGEN PARADE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lGuDTRilKQ

"Hehehe..."
You close your eyes for a moment and then begin.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
The nothingness around you begins to quake and quiver as if something terrible is about to be unleashed.
And after your scream you let out a single, commanding shout.
"HA!"

As if the hand of God himself chopped the damn thing in half the entire waterfall split at your command violently.
Giggling like an excited little kid you look at your bindings and shake your head in disbelief.
Standing up from your rock you begin walking towards the tree and dress back up.
Once you're done with your business both the rock and the tree crack before shattering into a million pieces under your psychic might.

Touching the now glowing staff you feel yourself being thrown out of the little pocket dimension Vados set up for you and your teacher looks at you with eyes wide open.
"That... wasn't supposed to be that quick...
I barely had time to put up some tea to boil!"

"Sorry to disappoint Vados.
But some tea sure sounds nice."

"Right away.
Erm... but before I go, here let me remove those."

"No need."

You raise both of your closed fists and with a smirk blast the bindings into smithereens alongside the greaves.
Vados stares at this display intently before blushing ever so slightly.

Aaaaaaaaaaand with that fat nut out of the way I think it's a good time to stop for now.

I'll be returning tomorrow around the same time when I started today and begin the "Ki arc" where you'll be able to get some first hand learning experience in both how to and how NOT to use it.

Fingers crossed.

And as a last thing: Thread's been archived.
You know the rest.
Have a good night

>>3238457
Thanks for running!

>>3238457
Good night Not-Som, good run today. Hey how strong would you say we are right now, enough to take on TWO Nappas?

>>3238463
Vegeta after his first zenkai boost

>>3238450
With these kind of performances it almost seems like blank stone just doesn't even work on us.

>>3238468
That's because Vados literally gave you the keys to breaking them.
She just didn't expect you to learn to drive the second you got in the car

>>3238465
Holy shit we're getting strong now.
That 20 really did the trick huh?
Also we can now officially reduce Earth to dust if we wanted, let's not do that.

>>3238450
Wow, very nice. If this keeps up, we're going to be quite the contender soon enough.

>>3238484
I know Powerlevels are bullshit (or at least become bullshit as soon as a certain somebodies hair turns gold)
But so far we've gone from 5 > 4500 >24000
That's a pretty good gain we've got.
It puts us up pretty far up there in comparison to a normal person.

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>>3238465
Jesus that actually puts in the 1% of the universe, and that's without enhancing our body with KI. I mean sure guys like Zarbon at full power could still beat us but it would be possible to win.
>>3238450
>Vados stares at this display intently before blushing ever so slightly.
I just noticed that, nice

>>3238584
We're like the psychic human equivalent to Goku. I mean Tien grew and could copy techniques fast too, but he plateaued at about the saiyan arc and just gained normal gains from there. Eric on the other hand is still growing at a good rate.

>>3238600
Oh no, I hope we don't get strong enough that WAKU WAKU gets interested in fighting us any time soon.
I can't be assed to get our asses handed to us by a fucking hick with an IQ lower than the number of transformations he has.
Vegeta at least will eventually show up because of his promise to visit Sadala.

>>3238723
I don't know, even if he can stomp us easy it would still be a pretty fun fight and give Eric a reference to just how powerful a regular mortal can get. Plus Goku would get a huge kick out of how strong a human from this universe got in such a short amount of time. Really only Gohan and Broly have shown this kind of speedy development, so there's a good chqnce he'd teach us a bit to help Eric get even stronger, since he woupd definitely be interested in our further development.

Who knows, maybe we could even get the kaioken out of it. That's an insanely powerful technique in the right hands, and we might even be able to further enhance it with psychic energy.

>>3238897
I mean, I suppose.
He literally abandons his family to go and train Uub after all, and by that point Uub would be an ant to him.

>>3238907
Silly anon, GT isn't canon and he can teleport anywhere instantly. The idea that he never sees his family and they wouldn't just go to him anyway is stupid.

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>>3238918
>GT isn't canon
It's canon, it's just in a separate timeline from Super.
This explains why pic related is a thing

>>3238918
Well sure, but he's still a callous asshole.
The Tournament of Power cements goku as "Danger to the Multiverse" tier because he just had to remind Zeno about the tournament.
What if somebody who had bad intentions won?
>>3238936
>Heroes
>canon
Oh no my siiiides

>>3238936
That image makes my brain hurt.

>>3238939
>Oh no my siiiides
It's soft canon or "canon until contradicted".
Seriously, none of the manga or anime have done anything to disprove this shit happening since it takes place like 200+ years after GT.

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>>3238918
Speaking of which, what if we developed aura armor to enhance our defense and striking power? Just catch the energy that we waste from our in a barrier layered around us skin tight and fuel it that way. Plus if Vados showed us we could use it to resist poisons, vacuums, extreme tempatures, and possibly even breath with no air. Just convert with our ki. After all if you can make ki poisonous and sticky then surely it can go the other direction right?
>>3238936
Wait but isn't Heroes non canon though?
>>3238939
Sure but if he hadn't Zeno would have just destroyed most of the universes with no chance of revival later on when he felt like it. Say what you will but u6 would have been permanently erased if not for Goku's battle autism.

>>3238942
It is kind of cool, in the dumbest way.

>>3238952
Like a super armor skin suit? That could work but it'd take massive concentration, but then again if we keep rolling like this maybe we'll manage it.

Is it bad I still want tech even though I know we won't get it?

>>3238952
Purifying Ki could be pretty cool.
Considering the actual plan was to see if the winning universe is worthy of existing by seeing whether they would wish back the other universes really kind of says that Zeno didn't really have that much of an inclination to erase them anyway.
Also nothing stopping him from just deciding to erase them all later on anyway, even if the ToP happens.
Goku is still an idiot for what he did.
There's one problem with having the winner wish back the erased universes though.
It's not specific at all.
A limitless wish would have brought back both the purged Zamasu timelines and the universes Zeno erased prior to the ToP
Zamasu was literally breaking through timelines, he was a threat to the entire Multiverse and all the timelines within it.
He even breaks into the time nest (A place outside of time) in the semi-canon Xenoverse 2.
Basically from any perspective the ToP is completely retarded.

>>3238976
We will eventually, though I'd rather work on our actual abilities first and get really strong before we start relying on tech. I'd also prefer not enhancing ourselves with stuff like cybernetics. I don't know, I'd rather keep building our strength as we have naturally. Armor and equipment sounds cool later though.

>>3238991
Enhancing ourselves is only good if we manage to find somebody on Gero's level who can make Androids/Bio-Androids capable of naturally growing in strength by training.
And the only people who can really do that are super fucking evil, dead, or both.

>>3238976
>Like a super armor skin suit? That could work but it'd take massive concentration, but then again if we keep rolling like this maybe we'll manage it.
Initially definitely but I'm hoping we develop it by constantly using until it becomes almost second nature and can be used almost naturally and without any real stamina loss, like Goku did for SS1 and 2 eventually. That way qe never really have to worry about our environment as much. Think how amazing being able to fly through space would be? Plus it would be a great way to build up both our energy reserves and fine tune our control.
>>3238990
>Purifying Ki could be pretty cool
I thought so too

>>3239004
>fighting Frost
>Frost blows up the planet out of anger
>"Really? Rage quitting?"
>"YOU FOOL! I CAN BREATHE IN SPACE!"
>"oh cool me too."

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>>3239004

Here's some ideas for new techniques

Teleportation/blinking

Sphere/active energy barrier

Passive/environmental barrier: layered around skin

Gravity control

Gravity balls: energy compressed into little balls that suck up and destroy matter like a black hole

Pyrokinesis

Electrokinesis

Straight up just copy M. Bison's move set

Gif related so we don't need to shoot barrages straight from our body

Time stop

>>3239035

Ok what about:

Hellzone Grenade, but psychic!

Psychic in the sense that it's made of psychic energy and somehow reacts to what the defender is expecting to happen so the blasts switch trajectories depending on what its target is expecting or preparing to do.

>>3239047
So a field of homing blasts? Cool. We don't even need to set them up like Piccolo needs to. We can just form them all at once in the area and shoot them all at the target at once. Trying dodging all that when they're homing at and surrounding you.

>>3239047
Oh yeah

Also eye lasers, eye lasers and firebreath jusr because.

>>3239035
>No Portals
>No Teleporting Others/Objects remotely
>No MIND CRUSH
Portals are easily the second best power along with Time Stop.

>>3239053

Not just homing; homing and evasive Ki blasts.

Think like the Super Kamikaze Ghost attack but instead of ghosts it's just psychic/ki hybrid stuff that we can throw out. And they're not really self-aware, but due to psychic mumbo jumbo they react to any psychic energy that the target puts out (i.e. conscious and/or subconscious thought) and can evade counters or blocks accordingly.

>>3239061
>give the attacks Ultra Instinct
Ka Ka Ka Ka Kachi Daze?

>>3239059
Portals I thought but just fogot to add it, mind crush I forgot about though good call. Might as well add the jedi mind trick too and be a real jedi. I'm not sure we can actually sense ki and hide ours yet too. Also we could use a barrier offensively and shape spikes on it, then just ran hard into an enemy.

Hell we coukd probably add spikes to our fists ig our energy control gets good enough.

>>3239091
Hiding our powerlevel is irrelevant rn.
It's not ki so it isn't picked up.
We can probably also go for a beam slash attack that ignores conventional durability by being so thin it cuts through molecular bonds.
Also we can possibly attempt a physical cloaking ability by manipulating the visible light around us.

>>3239117
>Hiding our powerlevel is irrelevant rn. So it's not ki so it isn't picked up.
Sure but the stronger we get the more it will.
>We can probably also go for a beam slash attack that ignores conventional durability by being so thin it cuts through molecular bonds.
Beam slashes that thin probably won't be for a while but it is worth developing
>Also we can possibly attempt a physical cloaking ability by manipulating the visible light around
We could also use it offensivel and bend the light around an enemy to cause blindness.

We could also use vibration based attacks to really hurt someone. Maybe even grab thrm at close range and hit them with hard vibrations through their body.

>>3239149
In a grapple our powers would probably be put to better use as a force choke.
And our open palm strikes already deal that type of damage anyway.
Also, precognition and offensive mind reading are fantastic abilities to get too.

>>3239183
I assumed the force choke and crushing would be with the telekinesis and gravity control.

The vibration thing is more for long ranges if need be as it can get past certain defences, and for if we get caught in a grapple rather than initiate grapple. Like getting caught in a bad vise and shooting out heavy vibrations as they're grappling us to make it really hurt. It would be a lot easier than trying to force choke them as they're choking us.

Precognition is definitely a good ability to form, though I doubt it would see ver far in the future. Still some battle precognition to counter enemy attacks bwfore they send them off and letting it guide us like Yoda and the Force when necessary make it a super useful ability to gain. Mind reading is obviously a good one to have. Odds are we can learn to do basic telepathic communication pretty easy to which is a great furst step. Plus we can use it defensively to and create mental barriers so we don't get mind controlled or body jacked.

>>3239286
>all these typos
Damn I'm tired

>>3239117
You know even though I voted for Ki, It feels bittersweet because I have so many ideas for broken wizard magic you just have no idea.

If we have unlimited power to throw behind reality warping bullshit we could no-sell people by playing with time and space like a toy and making It nigh impossible to fight us conventionally.

One of my favorite ideas Is simple enough- utilizing the void. Imagine this, someone launches their final attack at us. It's monsterous, It's massive and It's going to utterly unmake us, just a monsterous blast of Ki. We *unmake* It. If we could set up a stablized plane of non-existance tied to a spacial coordinates through magic, we could no sell any attacks we could manage to block.

Furthermore, why stop at defense? Ki blades have been used over and over, and though they hit outside their weight class they have limits. If we formed a blade like that In a specialized containment field, It'd simply go through anything except maybe someone with space-time fields to defend themselves with.

Obviously It'd have It's limits. No doubt It would take a lot of energy and concentration to form and maintain and Isn't something we'd manage for a long time most likely, but what else can be the price for something nigh-absolute? Furthermore anyone that could identify It properly simply has to outmaneuver It, but that's the case with most attacks. Still, It'd be damn potent trump card If Not-Som would ever let us get reality erasing attacks.

>>3239405
unvote for ki, fagmo

>>3239405

It's too late.

Amongst all of the original flavors, you had to choose Gohan flavored.

Enjoy your Ultimate Mystic SSJ4 gohan flavored DBXV character.

>>3239419
You think we won't get magic later? I just wanted a strong core not a glass one, there's still cool things we can do with Ki until then.

>>3239435
You think we won't get ki later?

>>3239428
And you could've picked any flavour in the world, but you chose salt.
Not-Som already mentioned there will be an opportunity to learn magic later on anyway.
Besides if you'll just wait a bit we'll be able to see the magic capabilities of the new Super Villain.

>>3239443
Ki Is essentially a pool of energy. This entire time, for the rest of this quest our Ki Is going to build up now. Magic as I see It Is just an expanding list of interconnected techniques. We might learn magic very quickly but we have to build our Ki up at least somewhat through the course of gradual training. It's more efficient to go this route.

By the way, speaking of a pool of energy you know what we can put It to use doing? Powering our psychic abilities and then later our magic. Babadi didn't have a notable amount of Ki If any from what I understand. What could someone do with the same techniques and a pool of energy exponentially greater to use with those techniques?

Relax man, we're on the same team but have different priorities.

>>3239457
Try to justify it how you want with whatever logical gymnastics you have in your head, but in the end it really doesn't matter what order we do things in. You really don't have to justify your incorrect choice to me this hard.

>>3239491
Way to come off as a massive douche for no reason.

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>>3239508
Are you so new that you're completely unfamiliar with the concept of "bantz"?

>>3239524
>bantz
Where'd you learn that one? Twitter?
Stop getting so upset over nothing.
You're acting like a child.
Thanks.

>>3239491
Alright, I'll play ball. Instead of ridiculing me for something you don't like, go ahead and convince me why Magic was the objectively superior and correct choice In your opinion then.

Go ahead man, I'm curious to see what you say.

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>>3239530
I'm starting to wonder if you're fucking with me or being legitimate.
First of all, accusing me of taking things from twitter? What? You're supposed to accuse people of being from reddit, not twitter. Rookie mistake, kid.
Second, you're bringing out the "upset" lines way too early into the game. You're only supposed to bring them out when the opponent is sufficiently baited into the argument, not right at the start. It feels too much like a middleschooler's argument when you shoot your load right at the start, and it's way too easy for your opponent to brush it off.
Either you really are new to the traditional banter, or you're going next-level on me by trying to seem new. But I wouldn't advise that, it just ends up like pic related

>>3239546
Oh wow, you sure showed me with your truly oldfag ways. You have totally mastered the art of trying to derail discussion for not getting your own way
Oh and also
>"Rookie mistake, kid"
>tips

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>>3239546
>I was only pretending to be retarded you guys
>S-see I even used the pic, you can't make fun of me
Kek, fag

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>>3239546
>First of all, accusing me of taking things from twitter? What? You're supposed to accuse people of being from reddit, not twitter. Rookie mistake, kid
Ironically that proves you're a kid, oldfags don't give nearly as much of a shit about Reddit as newfags seem to think. Hell if you see an anon unironically use the term "reddit spacing" that's when you need they're under 20.

But yeah, you're coming off pretty gay right now. You should go to bed.

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>>3239558
See, now you're just trying to cover up your own failings with a typical and predictably aggressive response. You even went for one of the more obvious ones.
It was never about getting my way, that should be pretty obvious, shouldn't it? The layout of a shitpost is incredibly obvious to most people here.
>>3239562
>1 post id, totally not a samefag
Ebin
>>3239575
>Implying

>>3239524
Ooooooh, yeah that playfulness isn't translating very well theough text. It just comes off like you're being unironic and serious. I get you now, you might want to work on your delivery though.

>>3239583
It's late at night, so I can forgive you guys for not getting it right away, but it's not like this is exactly a rare occurrence by any means here. Even on /qst/, it's all over the place, lad. Just a lil' bit of latenight shitposting and stirring the pot for the sake of a laugh. Honestly I was expecting to be shitposted right back, so now I feel bad seeing that some people seemed to have thought I was serious from the start. But I'm also obligated to call them faggots.

I was serious about one line though - it really doesn't matter what order we do it in that much, so ki is pretty awwright for a way to go. It's probably the easiest direction to go currently, really - there's not a lot of really specific things to learn like magic (probably) has, and it doesn't have the available-tech limitation that tech would obviously have.
Tech is best put off to be the last one we pick up, just by merit of better technology being available the later you get it

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>>3239588
Personally I voted Ki since we already have psychic. It's all life energy and working on ki builds up our body and mind and we enhance our pool of life energy, makes us strong all around and blur the line between mind and body as we truly master ourself and access higher levels of power and greater techniques.

Also DB magic is generally shown off as more of research and ritual type deal and that's fine but I'd rather train up and get stronger first. Plus like you said odds are Ki is easier and will likely be faster to get proficient in.

>>3239601
You know what, maybe we could just level up psi to the point that we can just copy over someone's knowledge of magic, by the time we get to the point of working on it. It'd probably save a lot of time compared to trying to learn and memorize it all from scratch.
Now that I mention copying though...
I wonder how viable a "Blue mage" build is, copying any ability used on you that you survive. Wonder what category it'd classify under...I could see it being either psi or magic, for obvious reasons.

>>3239606
Technique copying is seen relatively often.
Buu is probably the most powerful user of it we've seen though, being able to copy Kai Kai and all, but Buu himself is super fucking weird even for magic.
One thing I do want though is a healing item or ability. U6 has no Senzu beans (or maybe it does somewhere in Earth's wild)

>>3239933

>senzu beans

If we assume that DBZ/DBS Earth is a divergent path of Earth that resulted from the whole King Piccolo stuff, then it might be possible that magic it somehow became more prominent during or after King Piccolo's first rampage.

Though the animal people are definitely something that was different from the get-go. Unless they're exceptionally good at hiding in U6 Earth.