>>3209326
Question the lady.

>Get back to work
God I hope this isn't Som

>>3209326
>Get back to work

SOM HOWS IT GOING MY MAN

I'm afraid I'll have to disappoint you. I am not this Som you speak of

Anyway
>writing

Whatever this sensation is, it can wait as you have more pressing matters at hand. Like putting some food down on the table.
So hopping back on your scooter you get to finishing the rest of your deliveries.
Being a pizza boy is not a glamorous job, nor is it something you like to brag about. But it's something.

One by one you deliver the boxes filled with greasy goodness and along the way you notice some oddities.
Every delivery strangely went the same way. The people inside stuck in some sort of stupor, barely even remembering they ordered pizza. It doesn't really matter though. You have their names and their address and they each end up paying you.
Your shift ends a few hours later, your suspicion growing with each completed delivery culminating in your arrival back at the local pizzeria where you found your boss in the same state. You ask him if he's feeling okay to which he responds with a tired nod.

After clocking out you head home, the oddities of the day clinging to the back of your mind gnawing at your psyche.
The flat you call home is not truly yours, instead you rent it with two other flatmates.
Sam, the only friend you ever managed to make in high school and stuck with him up until now and Dominika, the girl who was the original renter of this place. Though born and raised here in the US she takes immense joy in pretending to be a stereotypical Russian gopnik.

Judging by the quiet you'd guess that Sam isn't home yet and Dominika is in her room playing on her laptop.

>Turn on the TV and check the news
>Check on Dominika
>Other?

>>3209380
Turn on the TV and check the news

>>3209380
>.
>Turn on the TV and check the news

Good Not-Som. Looking forward to this a little more now.

>>3209380
>>Check on Dominika
Let's go say hi to the NEET

>>3209380
>Turn on the TV and check the news

Time to consume some 「KNOWLEDGE」

>writing

While Not-Som writes I'm curious about something. did we just universe hop or something. I mean he mentioned loving in the US and there most certainly not a US in Dragonball.

You move over to the couch and unceremoniously throw yourself on it.
The old springs in it creak as you get comfortable and turn in the TV.
Changing the channel you start looking for any news networks to see if there is a mention of this anywhere.

To your utter shock no matter which broadcast you watch the same thing comes in.
"According to experts todays event was histories largest recorded case of Mass Hysteria.
Even now more and more reports are coming in from all over the world. From America to Asia, each continent and country was affected in the same way. People describe having the same symptoms all across the globe. Even the research centers located at the north and south poles were not unaffected by it.
Disaster experts had this to say regarding the incident!"

"It's a miracle that nobody died!"

"Even planes which were in the air, before the phenomenon dubbed by the populace as the Blink, were found safely landed on the ground or floating on large bodies of water. Currently there's no explanation how that's even po-"

You turn off the television and bury your face in your hand not knowing how to react to this.
Your breathing gets quicker and quicker as reality settles in and you're left with the terrible truth.
"All over the world?"

But as you're wondering about the implications of this you hear the door creaking open behind you and a familiar voice snaps you back into reality.
"Hello cyka!"

"Jesus Christ Dominika! Don't scare me like that!"

"Watched the news? Scary stuff huh?"

"Yeah..."

"Know what else is scary? That I haven't been fed already!
So get your pretty little ass moving and do your job!"

"Does this not bother you at all?!"
You ask her in anger.

"It does. But why should I worry if it won't affect anything?
You just gotta learn to let go things beyond your control."

Sighing you stand up and go to the fridge.
"Okay, okay. I get it.
What do we have in the fridge?"

"Nothing! You gotta go shopping!"

Feeling frustrated you slam the door of the fridge shut and look at her.
>Fine...
>Go do it yourself!
>Other?

>>3209417
you're catching on

>>3209425
>Fine. Mutter various slightly offensive Russian stereotypes like asking if she wants vodka. All in a Russian accent.

>>3209444
>Fine. Mutter various slightly offensive Russian stereotypes like asking if she wants vodka. All in a Russian accent.

>>3209425
>Fine. Mutter various slightly offensive Russian stereotypes like asking if she wants vodka. All in a Russian accent.

Cheeki breeki wins

>writing

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"Fine."
You grumble and as you head for the door you start assuming your most offensive russian accent.
"Дo Чou Шanт soмз voдкa тoo кoмraд?"

"No I still have some."

"Okay. I'll get out of here now S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
I'll be back in a cheeki breeki."

After spewing some more stereotypes at her you leave for the grocery store to make your rounds and fill up your tragically empty fridge. Sadly being a wageslave means this is often an issue and the long trip to the store only makes it more painful. However it also has its one major upside. Namely that you have enough time to think about some stuff.
It took about an hour to get to the store and get what you needed during which you thought this so called Blink through.

This wasn't even the first time something... odd happened to the world like that.
There was that other time. When someone ill suited assumed the position of a countries leader. This rather special individual thought it'd be a good idea to threaten others with nuclear weapons... and follow through with his threat.
Whatever his intentions were didn't matter at that point.

When one rocket was fired many followed suit from hostile countries, all of whom had enemies of their own who also retaliated to the nuclear strike. Long story short: MAD happened.
Some survived the initial kaboom. Mostly in countries that didn't get glassed by direct nuke hits.
They... were the unlucky ones.

The utter destruction of the ecosystem meant that a slow and painful death awaited the survivors.
It was at this point, when the last human died that the true nature of the universe was revealed to the citizens of Earth.
In the end nobody really got it right. Some religions guessed bits and pieces correctly, the most accurate being somehow the asians of all people. But in the end it was very simple: If you were good, you went to heaven. If not you visited hell.

It was... certainly an interesting time.
You got to meet with dead aliens from other planets, effectively confirming that you weren't alone after all.
But just as you got comfortable with eternal bliss something happened.

>>3209504
>Reads update
?
>Reads update slower
Wait wut?

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A light enveloped all the deceased humans and in a flash of brilliance you found yourselves all back at a restored Earth.
Nobody knows how or why it happened but for some reason humanity was given a second chance.
And through the cosmic apotheosis of experiencing the afterlife humanity realized its place in the universe and became set in learning from its mistakes.

Since then crime rates have plummeted and a new golden age has begun.
But nobody knows why.
"And now this..."
You mutter to yourself and ponder on the possibility that the two events might be linked.

Walking through the streets however you're quickly stopped in that train of thought as you arrive at the crossroads and must wait for the lamp to turn green. You wait and wait, feeling like this thing is taking an hour to switch.
When all of a sudden a brilliant beam of light strikes the ground in front of you just as a car is about to go past you.
The driver hits the brakes hard but the vehicle isn't stopping quick enough.

A loud crash assaults your ears as the car suddenly stops dead in its tracks and the beam of light subsides.
In the middle of it you see what it was that the car hit: A fat, purple cat person standing besides a blue woman.
It looks to the side and at the driver who's currently struggling with the airbag.

"Damn it Vados! I told you to be careful!"

"My apologies my lord."

The cat person then looks around searching for something before his gaze stops at you.
"You there... earthling...
Your name... What is it?"

>Insert name here

>>3209523
>With of pity and amusement you spoke. "Eric Donavon" Grandfather always said it's never nice to judge other people life choices, even if those life choices include couples who dress up as cats and blue women.

Not-Som you better be prepared because I'm gonna whose every snarky option I can.

>>3209541
That is absolutely fair game.
The only exception to that is the other players veto-ing it

>>3209523
>....Michael James? My friends just call me MJ though

>>3209523
>Erick Asulf Proud Scandinavian Descended from Vikings and Inheritor of the Berserker Rage

>>3209511
We're from this earth, which is I think universe 11 in DBS? And trump caused WW3 and that's how the world ended. We died senpai

>>3209557
Kinda. Few details are wrong but that's the general gist of it.
It's universe 6 and not orang man blew the world up. Though he and every other nuclear power had part in it

>>3209555
Support

>>3209570
Right 6, why was I thinking 11

Anyway I'm sticking with MJ

>>3209557
Huh, did we at least get a t-shirt?

>>3209523
>Ken Masters
Ripping off Street Fighter but who cares.

>>3209579
No but if you die two more times you get a free sundae

>>3209570
Universe 6....Wait is this the Universe where saiyans transform by flexing their back?

>>3209594
Yes
They also don't seem to have any protein in their diet. So as of now they shall be referred to as basedans and only the universe 7 ones will be called saiyans by me

>>3209594
Yes the Universe With Shitty Metaphors and Plot convenience

>>3209598

Wait what? "basedans" I guess "s o y" is a banned
word

>>3209600
You mean the universe where the GoD is a fat cat?

>>3209346
>God I hope this isn't Som
Shut the fuck up. Seriously.

Hmmmm...
>>3209555
This has two supporters but it's an obvious shitpost.

A'ight.
*cracks knuckles*

>writing

>>3209628
Uhh it's not a shitpost tho

>>3209628
>QM's going to punish us for voting a shitpost

Fuck, we died quickly.

>>3209637
Nah, we'll be fine. This isn't Som

>>3209639
Maybe not but we kind of deserve it for being a smartass to a God of Destruction.

Fuck! I wasnt fast enough to vote for Ken Masters.

>>3209648
I don't know why no one else thought of it. Maybe SF isn't as well known anymore?

Chappa decided to look for a human...Why? So far we seem to be a normal if not snarky twenty something.

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You crack an amused smile as you get to do your introduction you speak up.
"I am Eric Asulf Proud Scandinavian descendant of Vikings and Inheritor of the Berserker Rage!
And I must say... my grandpappy always told me it's not nice to judge other peoples life choices but a man walking in a fur-suit and a genderbent member of the Blue Man Group is NOT what he had in mind!"

"Vados... Is he... mocking me?"

"I don't think so Lord Champa. I don't feel any hostility coming from him.
I think he's simply mistaken you for someone else."

"Hmph... very well! I shall ignore it this once.
Listen well Eric Asulf. I don't care about your titles. I-"

"Dude... it was a joke.
But seriously that's my name.
And I must say this is the most lifelike costume I've ever seen. Almost impressive really."
You look over his garbs and see that it almost looks like something an Egyptian pharaoh would wear.
"Very nice... Hey is that actual gold? Kinda looks like it!"

"ENOUGH!"
He shouts in anger.
"I did not come to this planet to partake in some conversation with a mortal! I came here to-"

You snicker.
"This planet? Seriously, I don't have a problem with you otherkins as long as you stay the hell away from me but you're kinda making a fool out of yourself. So how about you take that thing off so we can ta-"
You reach forward to grab his "head" and find it strangely... alive. You recoil in fear and start trembling immediately.
Though your mind was desperately fighting you to convince you otherwise the truth is now known to you.
"Holy shit you guys are aliens!"

The fat "cat" sighs.
"Yes, yes. Very observant."

"Oh shit! I am SO SORRY!
Please, tell me anything you want! I'll get you an emissary and-"

"There will be no need for that Earthling.
I came for one simple thing which even you can provide."

"What is it? Name it!"

"I want..."

"Yes?"

"To eat!"

"...
What?"

"You heard me correctly!
I'm aware that your planet has some fine culinary achievements under its belt and I came to sample them!
Is there a place where I may eat? I am drained both physically and emotionally and I NEED to eat something NOW!"

You blink for a few seconds trying to fight off the whiplash you just got.
First contact with an alien lifeform and he asks for a meal. It's like E.T. wanting a cigarette instead of phoning home.

>Y-Yeah... there is a fast food joint down that street.
>I know a good restaurant...
>I... was just about to cook something. You are welcome to join us.
>Other? (write-in)

>>3209667
>I... was just about to cook something. You are welcome to join us.

>>3209667

Other- "Here. Have this delicious egg."

>>3209667
>>I... was just about to cook something. You are welcome to join us.

>>3209667
Oh that's why.
>I... was just about to cook something. You are welcome to join us.

>>3209667
>I... was just about to cook something. You are welcome to join us.

>>3209667
>>I... was just about to cook something. You are welcome to join us.
"But I'm not a professional chef..."

>>3209675
>"Here. Have this delicious egg."
Heh.
You have to eat *all* of the eggs.

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>>3209723
Got it.

>writing

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>>3209417
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

I uh... I was actually buying some groceries to cook something.
You're free to join us for dinner if you'd like..."

"And what am I supposed to do until you cook it, huh?
You don't happen to have an appetizer on you, do you?!"

"No erm... but I have this! It's a delicious egg!"
You hand the big talking cat something which he begins to analyze curiously.

"Is this really produced by a bird?
What a strange planet..."

"N-No it's a kinder surprise.
It was legalized not too long ago. It's made of chocolate and has a little surprise inside."

"Ooooh!"
The fat cat then eagerly unwraps the tasty treat and devours the thin chocolate shell around the toy.
Much to his chagrin you informed him that he shouldn't open it just yet otherwise he might scatter the pieces of the toy.
Upon arriving back home however he immediately got to cracking the plastic capsule and assembling the little car that laid within.

But as you're busy unpacking your bag of foodstuff you hear a familiar creak as Dominika enters the room with much fanfare.
"HEEEEY ERIC!
What did you bring me-
Oh..."
She stops as she spots your two "guests".
"Hi..."

"Hello!"
The lady greets her while Champa doesn't even acknowledge her existence.

"Erm... Eric?
Who are these people?"

"My guests Dominika."
You answer her coldly. While looking at you she cocks her head and silently questions you with her eyes.
In response you just shake your head, signalling her that she better not say a word.
Once she got the picture you turned back to Champa and spoke up.
"But I must warn you... I'm not a professional chef or anything..."

Not knowing what the hell a fucking cat man would like you simply shrug and go with your original plan: Spaghetti Bolognese. Simple, cheap and tasty. Hopefully that'll be good enough.
After a few minutes of working your magic you place down the plates and serve your new guests a portion each.

Champa first starts sniffing it, much like a regular animal.
"Ooooh smells good!"
He grabs hold of a fork and with some help from your part manages to work some food into his mouth after which he practically explodes.
"THIS IS AMAZING!"
Without hesitation he begins scarfing down every single bite and even asks for seconds which annoys Vados.

"Lord Champa... Need I remind you that you should exercise some temperance?"

"Screw you Vados! I just came back from annihilation!
I NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!"
He shrieks in a high pitched voice.

>Excuse me, what?
>I take it you enjoyed your meal?
>Other?

>>3209829
> Excuse me, WHAT!?

>>3209829
>Excuse me, what?

>>3209829
>>Excuse me, what?

>>3209829
>Excuse me, what?

>>3209829
>What, me excuse?

>>3209829
>Me what, excuse?

>writing

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>>3209635
....anon

>>3209557
>hurr durr orange man bad hurrrrr

>>3209936
Let it go anon, there's bigger things to focus on. Besides, the QM said it wasn't him.

"Excuse me, WHAT?!"
You ask them and get nothing in turn from Champa. Vados however seems keenly interested in your comment.

"Hmmm? You did not feel it?
That sensation of being... gone?"

"I don't know what you're talking about! What sensa- oooooooooh...
Ooooooooh.
Shit."

"That's right.
What you must've felt like a brief second was in fact several minutes where you, along the rest of the universe, including Lord Champa were annihilated!"
She says in a cheerful tone as you fall back in your chair and slowly start sliding down.

"I... died again?"

"Hmmm? Oh no no no. You weren't dead.
You ceased to exist. Your body, your soul, your mind all disappeared in a blink.
Only thanks to a wish similar to the one that resurrected your race were you able to resume existing!"

"F-Fuck..."

"Oh don't be so gloomy! All's well that ends well after all!
So don't worry about it and enjoy the fact that it was temporary!"
She gives you a smile that appears warm but it's in fact strangely cold.

But that got you thinking.
"Wait... Wish? You KNOW how we got brought back?!"

"Why of course!
It was-"

"ME!"
Champa butts in.
"It's all thanks to me that you and your miserable little planet were brought back!
Me, your gracious god Champa!"

You let out an awkward chuckle.
"Heh-hehehe...
Good one!"

"He's not joking."
Vados replies.

You swallow nervously and look at the fat cat in front of you.
"A-Are you telling me you're-"

"A god. Yes.
I am formally known as Lord Champa, God of Destruction.
The god of this universe."
You swallow yet again and feel like somebody jammed a hundred needles in your throat.
"But don't worry. I am pleased with your hospitality..
You provided me with a most enjoyable experience in my time of need and your hospitality is appreciated.
As such, I'd like to reward you..."

"My lord, are you sure it's appropriate to make such a decision so hastily?"

"It is my choice Vados. I can make it however I want!
Listen well earthling. I came to this world looking for good food. It's the reason I brought you all back.
And I wasn't disappointed. As such I'd like to offer you a job!"

"A... job?"

"That's correct!
I'd like to hire your services! You shall be my servant and prepare me meals worthy of a god every day!"

"And... if I refuse?"

The cat sighs.
"I'll overlook this insult just this once and I WON'T blow up your planet.
But you'd better hope the next person I make this offer to doesn't refuse!"

"W-Well..."

>What choice do I have? (accept reluctantly)
>Of course! (accept eagerly)
>I'd rather not.
>Other?

>>3209958
>I'd rather not.
Later nerds

>>3209958
>>What choice do I have? (accept reluctantly)

Im not gonna lie, for a while I was utterly terrified this was going to be a dragonball evolution quest.

>>3209958
Sure, but will my only task be as your personal chef lord champa?

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>>3209958
>>Of course! (accept eagerly)
Well, we can always become the Dragon Ball version of Sanji.

>>3210005
That woulda been a hellova right?
But in all seriousness at least that movie was SO BAD it resurrected dragon ball as a whole

>>3209958
>Of course! (accept eagerly)

If he's anything like Beerus we get plenty of vacation time when he naps.

>>3209958
Of Course!
>>3210021
Oh god please no

So... new job

>writing

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"Just a question before I give my answer.
Will cooking be my only job erm... Lord? Lord Champa!"

"Hmmm yes, that's the only thing I require of you."

"But erm... how are you gonna pay me?"

"Pay you?"

"You know... for my services? You don't have any money...
Since you... you know. You're from space."

"I'm sure we can come to an agreement regarding monetary compensation."
Vados steps forth.

"Then... Of course!"

"Good!"
Champa speaks up.
"Vados. Get him."

"Wait wha-"

Without much warning the blue lady steps over to you, touches your shoulder gently and as soon as Champa puts his hand on her back you feel yourself being flung deep into space at an unbelievable speed. In your fit of panic you look behind you and see that the Earth is not even visible even though it was just a couple of seconds. You scream and scream as loud as you can before you hear Champas voice behind you.

"Could you shut up? You're so noisy!"

"Worry not-"
Vados continues.
"As long as I'm touching you everything will be just fine!
And while we travel, do try to enjoy the scenery. It's lovely the first time!"

It takes you a while to calm down but once you do you manage to do as Vados told and look around you and see oceans of stars dart past you like little lamps in the night. The larger celestial formations that are so unbelievably huge the human mind can't even comprehend them appear almost stationary and lets you take in the breathtaking sight of stellar clouds.

"It's... beautiful..."

"See? Nothing to worry about!"

"Y-You know... I always wanted to visit space.
But... I thought someone like me would never have the chance."

"I'm glad I could help!"
She concludes.

"HEY! You two! Aren't you being a little overly friendly?
And hurry up Vados! I'm tired after all of... THIS!"

"Still cranky after being erased Lord Champa?
I must remind you that sleeping right after a meal will cause you to gain weight."

"I'M NOT CRANKY! I just hate the fact that I'm indebted to my brother... AGAIN!
DAAAAMN!"

"Brother? You have a brother lord Champa?"
You ask him.

"None of your damn business!"

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>>3209936
Not really about my political disposition, just how it read off. But sure get defensive over shitposting in an anime quest on a message board.

>>3209958
>Of course! (accept eagerly)

>>3210021
But anon, Sanji has got legs for days!

>>3210195
oof, excuse my slow ass

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But all things must come to an end and so does your pleasant little journey.
What's laid out before your eyes is a construct which defies all logic.
An upside down pyramid supporting several structures and orbited by many small moons.

"Here we are! This is Lord Champas own personal planet!"
Vados declares.

"W-Why are we here?"
You ask nervously.

"What? Did you think I'd stay on that stupid little planet of yours?
No... You'll cook me my meals here! In my home!"

Upon landing at the structure you feel your legs give out under you after literally flying through space.
Being in such an alien environment is really putting a strain on your mind. It is unbelievable to think that you of all people would be the first to make contact with alien lifeforms outside the afterlife. It's even worse that now you're standing on an alien planet.

But luckily your new employer is quick to snap you back into reality.
"Hey! Get up! I wanna show you around so you know your place!"

"R-Right.
Say... Lord Champa."
You speak up as you look to the side and spot some people far away.
"A-Are those... people?"

"Ignore them.
They are of no concern to you."
He then turns to the other aliens.
"HEY YOU! THIS IS MY NEW SERVANT! ANY OF YOU WORTHLESS MAGGOTS TOUCH HIM AND I'LL DESTROY YOU! GOT THAT?!"

Your boss then shows you around his "crib" as he refers to it. Mainly he showed you a garden which can apparently grow any type of vegetable, a pond with pure water and the kitchen which will serve as your new workplace.
According to Vados they can "procure" any tool you'd ever need so if you lack something you should just ask.
But after everything was said and done they pulled you aside and sat you down at a table.

"Now then, I believe it's time to discuss your compensation for your troubles.
Since you know how much it'd take to procure the necessary ingredients I'd like to hear what you have in mind."

"What do you mean?"

"What would you like as payment?"

You scratch your head at her offer.
"I guess... Gold?"

"I see. So you use precious metals as currency.
How much?"

>Ask for a large sum
>Not a whole lot
>Other?

>>3210234
>>Other?
You guys are aliens right? What do you use for currency?

>>3210234
>Other?
>31.496 Kilograms of gold Initially to cover work expenses such as tools/ingredients/spices
(this is equivalent to 1 million British Pounds roughly)

>3.37 Kilograms of gold per month
(Equivilent pay to a GP in the UK sitting at £107,000 per month.)

>A way to get to earth and back to get stuff we need/want for personal reasons.

>>3210234
>knowledge?
>You're basically God right, the big G, if I'm stuck here anyway than money is pretty useless. Maybe something like an awesome retirement or enlightenment, or a fast track into heaven/ascension when I die. Any of that doable?

I mean, we are working for a god, guys

>>3210264
They use credits. Basically crypto

>>3210345
You're not stuck there and you still have to go shopping back to earth as the big G wants some damn burgers and topramen in his life. So you do need at least some money

>>3210368
oh, fair enough then I'll support this>>3210281
probably need to buy some cookbooks and practice up a bit too.

>>3210281
I’ll support this. Enough of a budget to buy whatever expensive ingredient we need to keep the big cat fed, along with plenty of personal stuff. Maybe we can introduce Champa to the wonders of gaming, if Vados can magic up an internet connection here.

Looks like a solid business plan.

>writing

You start counting on your fingers until Vados hands you a piece of paper and a pencil.
You have no idea where she got them from but whatever.
Though you aren't too up to date with the standard market value of fucking gold you do manage to somewhat figure out a decent little wage for yourself.

In the end you decide on roughly 30 kilos of gold as initial payment for the various tools and equipment you'd need.
And about 3 kilos of gold for your monthly wage.
She looks at the paper and nods.

"Is this the average where you come from?"

"Not really. It's a pretty decent one.
But I thought since I work for a god I might as well ask for something more fitting.
Wouldn't want to disrespect Champa now would we?"

Vados chuckles at that.
"Very well then. I'll get onto-"

"Wait! Before you say anything may I ask a few questions?"

"Of course!"

"Well... for starters, how am I going to get back home?
Do I get a ride or... maybe a teleporter?"

"Oh goodness no. Such a thing would be too dangerous for someone like you.
No, I'm afraid I'll have to handle your transportation. But don't worry. I'm sure we'll have a great time together!"

"Y-Yeah... About that.
What... exactly are you? I mean if Champa is a god then does that make you an-"

"An angel."

"Literally or metaphorically?"

"Literal."

"Great. Now to wrap my head around THAT.
So... you are both divine. And I work for you now.
Does that come with some sort of a... perk? Like knowledge or other stuff? Enlightenment? Immortality?"

"None of the latter. But the first one.
Well... we might have to leave that for later."

"Okay... And finally about the entire rest of the galaxy-"

"Universe."

"...That.
What's that like? How do people pay for stuff?
Can I use my gold?"

"It's mostly electronic but I believe the exchange of material goods like precious metal is still lucrative pretty much in any civilized part of the universe. Anything else?
Because if not then I'd like to pay you."

"Wait... like right now?"

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Vados points her wand at the table and it begins to glow.
She murmurs something in some strange language and you see some sort of light growing on the table.
When it subsides in its place are ten golden bricks, each big enough to clobber a man.
"There we go. That is the first payment taken care of!"

"D-Did you just-"

"Angel."

"Rrrrright... I'll need to get used to that."

"Oh don't worry. You'll have plenty of time.
Now... back to what we discussed before... You mentioned "knowledge", correct?"
You nod.
"Well, I may not have been entirely honest with you up until now.
You see it's not only Lord Champa who's interested in your planet.
I for one am fascinated with your species since you went extinct before ever reaching a high enough level of advancement to be worth noticing. But now you're here. A creature whose exact capabilities nobody in this universe knows...
Now that's interesting. And I want to find it out.
So what do you say? Would you be interested in finding it out with me?"

You start a heat rising in your body as you continue to listen to Vados and begin to visibly sweat.
"W-What do you mean?"

"Want to find out?"

>Yes!
>No!
>Other?

>>3210528
>Yes!

>>3210528
>Yes!

>>3210528
>>Yes!
Immediately remove pants.

>>3210528
>>Yes!
Time to cuck the blue ginger faggot. Just kidding.
If Vados is half as good of a teacher as Whis then its worth getting some CQC basics from her.

>>3210528
>yes!
Time for intense “training”

>>3210554
CQC is great and all but what about beating our opponents with SCIENCE! We can be like Bulma, but actively making shit that will fuck up everyone else's shit.

Time to put the D in angel

>>3210578
Was that a pun on a particular title anon?

Time for a private session with Vados

>writing

>>3210587
No. No it was not

"YES!"
Your reaction is immediate and absolutely certain.

But as you reach for your belt you are stopped.
"I appreciate the gesture but no...
Come with me."

"S-Sorry..."
As you go outside you continue to apologize to her vehemently.
"You know, it was just because I watch a lot of shows and thought this was like in Star Trek aaaand you don't understand a thing I'm saying. Look I'm sorry okay I didn't me-"

"Water under the bridge my friend.
Honestly I've seen stranger things in the universe."
She then tells you to stop and walks a few steps away from you.

As she turns to face you the air suddenly shifts around you, seemingly becoming much colder than before as she begins her explanation.
"We'll need to go over a lot of basics given the limited development of your species.
But we can do that gradually over time.
However what's most important is deciding how to handle your training."

"Meaning?"

"Hmmm... How should I say this?
There are four main ways to grow for a mortal. Out of which there are three I can assist with."

"Why? What's the fourth?"

"Technology. To compensate for your biological shortcomings with advanced machines and weaponry.
Some favor it and utilize it to great effect. An entire universe in fact. But that's not something I can help with.
The other three however... are free game. And I see something in you... what are you?"

"Human."

"Humans that I haven't seen in a while. Potential.
You are like a blank slate. A canvas a good painter could turn into anything. But instead of blindly sculpting you into whatever I desire I'll let You choose the direction in which you'd like to go.
Aren't I nice?
And who knows... Maybe you have what it takes to become proficient in more than one."

"Uh-huh.
So I get to choose the form of my destroyer. Great.
Well, let me have it!"

"Very well.
There is the standard method. To utilize your life force, or ki to boost your capabilities.
Then there is the less direct way of doing it. Psychic powers. The power of the mind-"

You smirk.
"I know what psychics are, thanks.
We got a very vivid imagination."

"It's not a work of fiction I assure you.
But let's just say it allows you to bend the forces and laws of the universe to suit your needs.
And finally magic. The one that most differs from the rest. The principle of violating said rules of nature.
So... which one tickles your fancy?"

"Hmmmm..."

>Ki
>Psychic
>Magic
>Other?

>>3210683
>magic
Full wizard

>>3210683
>>Ki
>>Other?
God Ki, plz.

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>>3210683
>>Psychic
YES. Let's turn into what Chiaotzu was supposed to be. One, two, three, four, five...

>>3210683
>Psychic
we could also use it for cooking doing the work of 5 chefs at the same time. even more with more training!

>>3210683
>Ki
Kind of has to be in this universe.
You can be the greatest magician in the universe but you're gonna get bodied by fucking everybody if you aren't powerful with Ki and the enemy can overpower your magic.
See Badabi for this in effect.
Psychic is an alright choice but again, Ki trumps it because enough Ki and you can just bullshit out of anything.
Also you do not want to be stuck focusing on a single target during a battle, see Guldo for why.
Psychic probably includes shit like timeskip and timestop though so who knows?
The other two should be secondary to Ki however.

>>3210743
>Kind of has to be in this universe.
Dude, this is fanfiction. Everything goes until stated otherwise.

>>3210743
While I don't disagree with your logic I just want to clarify that time skip and time stop DO fall under that

>>3210772
Psychic I mean. Man it's getting late.

And as for magic: Buu

>>3210683
> other. Elemental control

>>3210758
>This is fanfiction
So you are going to just assume right off the bat the universe is working on entirely different rules?
I'm not saying we shouldn't learn the other two at any point at all, just that it's not a priority when a Ki user can turn us into a pile of gore before we can even say "Abracadabra".
Besides, Vados did say we might have what it takes to become proficient in more than one.
I was merely explaining my reasoning.

>>3210782
Buu is like a weird abstract creature though. Also at this point in Super he's basically just a pink punching bag that keeps falling asleep.

>>3210797
>So you are going to just assume right off the bat the universe is working on entirely different rules?
No, I'm assuming this
>a Ki user can turn us into a pile of gore before we can even say "Abracadabra"
Won't happen because this is a quest and no one who wants players would write that.
I'm not saying that the story has to bend backwards to fit all of the players needs but come on.

>>3210683
Magic!

>>3210823
>and no one who wants players would write that
SOMINUS would.

>>3210823
Well obviously it won't happen in such a way I was just pointing out that magic, while potentially powerful, isn't fantastic without a good Ki base
Same with Psychics.
I suppose you could say that Hit is a good example of a Ki/Psychic Dual and Guldo/Chiaotzu is a shitty example, same with Badabi and Buu I suppose

>>3210683
>Ki
Fight cook

>>3210683
How is this even a question? We shall become what guldo should have been!
>Psychic

>>3210683
>Psychic
Actually I just realized we could go full MOB and even figure out different freaky abilities so I change my vote.

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>>3210793
That wouldn't even be it's own thing anon, magic obviously could do this, you can do some of the same things with psychic powers like pyro/electrokinesis, and even KI is shown it can be converted into elemental powers like fire attacks, wind, ice, electricity, etc. This is basically the gimp yourself choice

Hmmmm... It looks like psychic actually won over ki.

Very well.
Time to roll the dice.

I'd like 1d20 and I'll take the best of the first four rolls.

>writing

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>>3210894

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3210918
Here I go.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3210918

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3210918
Meh don't worry, you could probably treated it the sane but mind training and more estoric attacks over physical. Plus psychic blasts and telekinesis instead of ki blasts and punching

>>3210933
It's not a problem at all.
Just surprising is all

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Rolled 18 (1d20)

Rolled 9 (1d20)

Wow you guys suck. If only you had gotten THIS roll.

Fear not maggots for you savior has arrived!

>>3210905
The way I see it is we'll be kind of like Hit but he was a ki focus with some psych in his build while we'll have some physical/training but with a major focus on psychic powers.

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>>3210947
Huh...
Talk about clutch

>>3210932
This would've been not great but still some progress.

But THIS?!

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>>3210947
Oh shit the savior, that clutch. We really will be Mob
>>3210948
Maybe next time anon

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You ponder on the potential options. To say you're spoiled for choice is no exaggeration.
Unfortunately you doubt you'd look great in a wizard hat so you decided to choose between whatever that life energy is or psychic. You spitball ideas around until you decide to go with what you are more familiar with.

"Psychic eh?"

"Yes, that's correct."

"So that's actually a thing you say.
Okay then. Color me curious. How do I do that?"

"I believe the easiest way would be teaching it through exposure.
Close your eyes."
You do as instructed and you hear the sound of her steps getting closer to you. Visibly tensing up in anticipation of what's coming you quickly relax as you feel Vados gently ruffling your hair as she touches your head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyKc7j8GwSA

For the first few seconds you don't feel much of anything.
*Huh. That's... odd.
Why does my left arm tingle?*

You think to yourself as you feel something jolt through your body. The same weird vibration is now felt throughout your body as if something is constantly poking every nerve ending in your body with a cold needle. You try to open your mouth and scream but your body is suffering from an overload of impulses. Silently you bear with the pain until your eyes snap open and a strange glimmer flashes in your eyes.

You shout and you feel a wind picking up around you which manages to amuse Vados.
"My my... looks like you were hiding quite something after all.
Who knew all your species needed was a bit of impetus?"

"What the... hell are you... talking about?"
You gasp in exhaustion.

"You seem weathered. Would you like a glass of water perhaps?"
She conjured a nice glass of iced water and held it out.

You reach out for it but find your body lacking the energy to go for it. However your eyes go wide when you see the glass being janked out from the hand of Vados by some unseen force and the shattering as it hit the ground.
"W-What? Why did you-"

"It wasn't me."
She gets closer and bends over to hand you a new glass.
"Here. Drink! My new pupil!"

And I think that's a good spot to stop for now.
I've been at this for eight hours now and I'm certainly feeling it.

I'll go and get some sleep.
Hopefully tomorrow I can get back to this.

But in the meantime feel free to post your issues and criticisms as well as any questions you may have. I'll be sure to read them in the morning and answer as many as I can.
I hope you enjoyed yourselves

Entertaining enough and different enough. No major problems thus far Not-Som. When do you plan on running next?

>>3211036
Tomorrow. If I have the time

I ended up enjoying where the quest is going. A Psychic main in a physicql warrior dominated setting is also pretty cool, I'm hoping we go full MOB like I've said before and figure out different tricks to mental powers.

So, a servant of the GoD and a budding power in his own right. Where do you think we go from here OP? Social SoL for now or do you have some serious stuff planned out already? Also seemed like we impressed Vados, how strong would you say we are in setting?

>>3211031
Sleep well QM. It was a solid start.
I'm glad people wised up and went for Psychic. That being said, this early game decisions usually end up making the anons who lost the vote leave the quest, so I really can't recommend doing it to anyone.

>>3211052
I mean... I could do both. Depends on you really.
I have 1... maybe 2 "sagas" worked out which would be punching heavy.
Could do Slice of Life too. Definitely want to do something with the noodle arm saiyans.

>>3211082
I hear ya. But this is definitely not a final thing.
As it was implied, you can branch out. This just determines where you start

>>3211052
Oh and power level? Farmer with a shotgun.
This was more of a roll to see if you can unlock your psychic potential.
Now you can start working on it no problem

>>3211082
I only went for Ki out of necessity, luckily we can work on passive psychic shields and hyper quick reaction times to last in battles I assume.
Attack Redirection too.
Time/Stop/Skip/Reversal(?)/Manipulation will be incredible no matter what form we get it in if we get it.
Gravity Manipulation could be neat but unlikely to be useful in a fight (grav chambers etc)
Teleportation might also be something we could get, space manipulation (ala Janemba or Manga Zamasu) is also a great power.
Ideally I'd want us to become like Accelerator with our bullshit.
It's just that some Ki Users can and will just "Nope" all of our attacks so we'll need go be careful.

>>3211103
Woot woot already farmer with a shotgun level without a shotgun. Soon we might even reach the legendary Raditz level.

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>>3211126
I wouldn't celebrate too early, anon.

>>3211123
>It's just that some Ki Users can and will just "Nope" all of our attacks so we'll need go be careful.
You are going way over your head, we probably won't be fighting those any time soon. The story is currently set on earth, RealLifeBased!Earth, there won't be many strong Ki Users, if any, a who says we want to fight them?
I like powergaming as much as the next guy but you are taking it too serious.

>>3211132
Wait wait wait, how can Piccolo be at 8200 in the saiyan saga? He should have beaten Nappa black and blue no problem like Goku did.

>>3211143
Just worried we'll get pounded in our first proper fight. Sure we can beat up thugs but that's not all that's gonna appear I imagine. We'll just see what happens.

better hope OP doesn't use Heroes as an inspiration for villains, otherwise shit will go real south for U6 reaaal quick.

>>3211183
>Working for the GoD and getting into unwanted fights.

Don't think this this going to be too big of an issue.

>>3211155
Those are Tree of Might levels for the Heroes I believe.

>>3211155
Yeah, these clearly aren't very accurate. I know Chiaotzu was probably the weakest of the Z fighters, but if he had a powerlevel of one hundred and fucking three there's no way the others would have let him anywhere near Nappa and Vegeta. Unless all his powers are psychic based or something and powerlevel doesn't really reflect them.

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>>3211204
We can't just get Champa to solve every issue, also that would disappoint Vados.
Besides Champa is lazy.
Also
>picrelated
Might pop up and kick everyone's asses, possibly.

>>3211222
What is that? Zamasu 2 Electric Boogaloo?

>>3211281
That is indeed Zamasu 2: Aizen Cosplay mode.
In Super Dragon Ball Heroes he survives his existence being erased (?) and joins a club dedicated to killing Zeno.
He attacks U6 along with 2 Tuffles.

>>3211222
Meh I more meant that while being an attendent for the GoD, we aren't likely to be forced into a fight unless we start one. Don't worry Anon, I don't wanna disappoint Vados-senpai either.

>>3211305
Super really does need more villains if they have to asspull him out from nonexistence.

I'm actually pretty hyped about the idea of a psychic I must say, especially with the time manipulation we might be able to get. Though we might get the Time Patrol or the Supreme Kai of Time on our case if we use it too much, but that's fine.
The one problem with being a psychic however is that if your enemy is stronger than you at your best, you can't just cheat by gathering energy from your surroundings or by getting angrier. Hopefully we'll make up for this by learning a shit-ton of techniques.
The ones we should focus on first are psychic shields and possibly attacks that telekinetically damage the interior of the body.
Ki Users might reinforce their bodies with their energy but does the same apply to their organs? What if a psychic blockage just suddenly appeared in their coronary arteries? They wouldn't be able to continue fighting for very long after that.

>>3211752
Well let's see how our mechanics work before planning anything. Maybe it works like Mob and is fueled by stress levels, maybe it's by belief and/or self-hypnosis.

Point is wait and see.

>>3211836
Unless there is already a system in place in dragonball? I mean we've seen abilities but do we have any in-universe description of how it works?

>>3211752
>you can't just cheat by gathering energy from your surroundings or by getting angrier.
That we know of. I imagine it may ve possible to gather psychic energy from others. And from the noosphere.

Imagine drawing power from the entire universe's noosphere.

>>3211873
We can only extrapolate based on what we've seen.
In general psychics tend to have to give their entire focus to whatever they are attempting to accomplish.
See Chiaotzu and Counting messing with him and Guldo not paying attention to his surrondings and getting decapitated for his troubles.
It should be noted that Ki-wise Guldo was far weaker than Gohan and Krillin and managed to immobilise them.
Guldo could also stop time by holding his breath, which is bullshit.
Hit is a Psychic/Ki type with his combination of Physical Combat, Sure Kill Techniques, And Time/Dimension Fuckery and often fights as efficiently as he can, just going straight for the kill silently usually.
Basically it appears as if it's fuelled by pure concentration, getting angry or stressed isn't going to work and if it was self-belief then Zamasu's psychic powers would've been unstoppable (Though Manga Zamasu is an odd case).

>>3211213
I doubt that, and I wouldn't put much stock in these power level guides. They're not really basing them on anything substantial and the auther doesn't confirm or even use powerlevels since the reason they exist is to be useless and stupid because trying to base martial arts on a number system is retarded....unless it's OOC for a game I guess

>>3211873
Not really beyomd some minor stuff like telekinesis and timestop. I'm personally just going by the assumption psychic powers are just the mental equivalent to KI use by martial artists. They both use life energy but KI is converted through the body whereas we use the mind. Plus characters like vegeta are shown to use stuff like telekinesis which might mean thr kinr between the two is fairly blurry.

I'm gonna say telepathy, telekinesis, and shields/body enforcement are a must. After that we get into the weirder stuff, like pyrokinesis, gravity balls/control, time diatortion, teleporting, psychic blasts. Illusions, etc. There's a lot we can potentially do.

>>3209326
Somnius?

>>3212324
I really wish you people would stop with this shit, it's getting annoying

>>3211183>>3211222

I don't read, know or care about heroes.
It seems... way too "out there" if you know what I mean.
I tried watching that mini series with Shadow the Hedgesaiyan and I just couldn't take it seriously

With that said I'm not completely against using some extended universe stuff like movies or possibly games. Just don't expect them constantly

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>>3212467
>Cumber
>Shadow The Hedgesaiyan
You are like a baby, watch this!
muffled All Hail Shadow in the distance

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>>3212475
It's like every edgy kids drawing fused into one, cloned itself, fucked the clone and gave birth to THIS

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>>3212482
That's DARK King Vegeta. He was eventually defeated with the combined efforts of Paragus and Super Saiyan 3 Bardock.

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>>3212484
But wait! Here's Kid Buu: Xeno (Dark Demon God; Janemba and Demon God Dabura absorbed)!

>>3212475
>>3212484
>>3212490
It feels like someone made a fanfic on all the possibilities from a vs forum. Leaves a bad taste.

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>>3212512
Here comes Big Bug Cell.

>>3212516
My god, what have they done to him anon!?

>>3212524
I'm going to be honest and sum up most of the plot of Heroes.
"Demon Magic".

>>3212512
Welcome to heroes, honestly the entire extended universe is just an excuse for crazy fanshit made canon.

Wonder when Not-Som's gonna show up.

>>3212545
Now. Had some stuff to take care off.

>writing

After your new master somehow unlocked the dormant psychic potential within you, you thought things would go just as smoothly. But instead of getting to experience a sick montage where you'd master alien martial arts like some sort of cosmic enforcer Bruce Lee you received perhaps the most grueling exercise of your life. You were never what you'd call fit. You've never even been in a gym once.

But after you were introduced to the basics of how to read an opponents movements and predict their action as well as other basic skills like reading a beings energy and how to properly assume a stance you realized just how demanding Vados is.

The angel did not spar with you, instead she instructed you on the basics of martial arts and helped to correct your posture and movements whenever necessary. However when the time arrived to actually practice some moves and routines she was a ruthless teacher compounded by her maximalism. She'd ask you to perform a punch over and over again until it was absolutely perfect.

By the end you're left completely exhausted and panting as you hold onto your knees.
"Oh dear. It appears the human body is not very durable."

"You... could... say that."

"Unfortunately this means we can't help but raise your strength slowly over time.
But at least now we're ready."

"Ready... for what?! I can hardly move!"

"Exactly. And this is the perfect time for you to practice your mental powers.
When you can't rely on your body anymore!"
She extends her wand and conjures up a piece of fruit in her hands.
"Your test is taking this fruit from me. It doesn't matter how."

You look at the condescending angel and groan in pain, thinking how to handle this.

>Stand up and just grab it. (Psychic movement)
>If you can't go to the fruit the fruit will come to you! (Telekinesis)
>Other?

>>3212582
Is Psychic Movement like just moving our body with just our TK rather than muscles?
I'd like to do both but self targeting is a gateway to levitation, flight and hopefully Teleportation.
So psychic movement.
Also TK applied to objects isn't great because even lobbing chunks of Kacchi Kacchin at people is easily countered.

>>3212584
Yes. It's movement assisted by psychic powers.

Basically the choice boils down to internal vs external training for this one roll

>>3212582
>Stand up and just grab it. (Psychic movement)

>>3212582
>If you can't go to the fruit the fruit will come to you! (Telekinesis)
Gotta start with the basics.

>>3212582
>If you can't go to the fruit the fruit will come to you! (Telekinesis)

>>3212584
In case it wasn't clear I was supporting Psychic Movement.

>>3212582
>Stand up and just grab it. (Psychic movement)
In the long run this will be the more important use of our powers.

>>3212582
By the way not-som, you should really get a trip for next thread

>>3212582
>Stand up and just grab it. (Psychic movement)

>>3212603
Better?

Also Psychic movement wins.
Please bust out the dice again.
1d20, best of 4.

And you'll have to exceed my roll to succeed

>writing

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3212617
Here we go!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

SHIT! Forgot my roll!

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3212617

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3212617
>>3212623
Nice roll anon.

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>>3212626
Jesus Christ that was close.

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>>3212623
Way to go Anon

Rolled 6 (1d20)

And last roll

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At first you thought about doing the obvious, reaching out with telekinesis and grabbing hold of your target.
But that just doesn't sit well with you. If you are to do this you'll excel at it!
But how?

You ponder on the question while trying to not look at Vados' smug face.
Then it hits you. If she expects you to not be able to stand up then what better way to surpass her expectations?
Letting out a cocky smirk you speak up.

"Okay!"

You start to focus intently, trying to recall that sensation you felt when Vados exposed to psychic energy the first time.
But you didn't try to use it to lift the apple, oh no. Your attention is turned inwards and around your body.
First you tried using anger and rage to brute force your way to using psionics. But it quickly became evident that's not the way to do it. Stopping your shouting you take a deep breath and instead focus.
And in that moment when you felt something boiling up within you, your hair started to flutter.

Your body suddenly shoots up from the ground like a bullet... Well, more accurately like a sack of potatoes flung by a strongman but that's not really important. What is however is the reaction of Vados as you dart past her, only narrowly missing the fruit as she sidesteps your assault.
"Oh my... This is unexpected!"

You fly past her and as you get closer to the ground at the end of your path you bring up your forearms to guard your face and actually see yourself slow down briefly before landing. Rolling around a couple times you manage to bring yourself to a screeching halt which amuses your tutor.

"Good. Good!
But do it evenly this time.
Spread your focus across your entire body when you throw instead on a single point."

"Noted!"

Your next move is a lot more... graceful than the last. Appearing like you are wearing an invisible pair of skates as you hover a few inches above ground. With a controlled push you pick up speed and manage to snatch the apple from the hands of the angel before landing on your feet. You even manage to keep your body upright for a few brief moments before the satisfaction of completing your challenge overwhelms you and breaks your concentration.

Crashing down on the ground you can't help but laugh.
"Hehehe... Thanks for letting me take it!"

"You are quite welcome!
I think you deserved it after that little performance!"

The fruit itself turned out to be something special as well. Though it tastes upon consuming it you felt a great portion of your stamina being restored. While this allowed you to move freely once more it did nothing about the fire burning within your muscles.

While hissing Vados continues praising your progress.
"But that was quite impressive. While a far cry from flight soon enough you'll be capable of levitating in the air indefinitely!"

"You really think so?"

"Of course! It seems I was right after all.
There IS great potential in your race!"

"What made you so sure of that?"

"Let's just say I've seen what humans can do..."

"Wait but didn't you say this was your first visit to Earth?"

"And who said there is only one Earth?"

"Oh... Ooooooh..."

"But enough of that. I'm sure you've heard enough lore for one day.
Don't worry, if you're interested I'll educate you on cosmic matters on a later date.
However I think it'd be a good time for you to get back home.
What do you say?"

>Sure.
>Erm... mind if I introduce myself to these "other guests" of Champa first?
>Other?

>>3212663
>Other: So I'm not going to be a live-in chef?
Honestly not too attached to Earth.

>>3212663
>Honestly, I wouldn't mind poking around here for a bit instead of going right back to the perfectly ordinary earth. This whole thing is kind of a really big deal for me.
Never even knew aliens were a thing, after all.

>>3212663
>Other: So I'm not going to be a live-in chef?

Okay then.

>writing

"So... I'm not going to be a live-in chef?"
You ask Vados rather bluntly.

"Excuse me?
Did you just... say what I think you said?"

"Why? Is that a problem?"

"Nono. It's just that... you'd actually do that?"

"Honestly? I wouldn't mind poking around here for a bit instead of going right back to the perfectly ordinary earth.
Don't get me wrong, the Earth is still my home but... you just presented me with the whole galaxy- no... the whole universe!
This whole thing is kind of a really big deal for me.
Humanity dreamt of going to the stars for aeons... to explore the final frontier would be... a dream come true!"

Vados shuts her eyes and thinks for a moment before letting out a little laugh.
"Ohoho! What interesting little creatures you are.
You know, there are not many species out there with such a drive for exploration!"

"Yeap. That's us.
Curious little monkeys."

"Monkey? How strange you'd say that..."

"Why? I mean... that's what we evolved from."

"You too?
Hmmmm... That's interesting.
Well anyway, I don't really have a say in things and I'm sure Lord Champa would be delighted to hear how dedicated you are to your new task. So I think I can arrange some accommodations for you."

"Alright. Cool.
I can go back to Earth and do some shopping later.
So can I explore a bit?"

"Sure. I need to take care of your room anyway.
Just don't get yourself into trouble while I'm gone!"

"Sure thing master!"

"Please, there is no need for such formalities!
Just call me Vados."

"Got it!"

>>3212617
>actually chose Not-som as his name
Shit man I can respect that

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As Vados leaves your side you are left alone in Champas little world free to explore things to your hearts content.
And the first thing that comes to mind are those aliens that you spotted from far away when you arrived.
Letting out a smirk you go there with a little spring in your step.

"I'm gonna meet aliens!
Well... more aliens! This is amazing!
One small step for a man, one giant leap for humanity!"
You are so giddy you can't hide your enthusiasm.

As you get closer and closer you start imagining what weird lifeforms you might encounter and your thoughts run wild with the possibilities. Your only hope is that none of them will be Geiger-esque. That'd make things a bit too weird for your liking.
What you saw however was widely different from what you initially expected.

Out of the four "aliens" only one appeared different from you.
Three of them appeared human at first glance, one boy and two girls. The girls were even behaving like how you'd imagine and the boy was desperately trying to calm them down.
The fourth one however was unquestionably alien but he was a humanoid with two legs, two hands, and every other bodypart being present like on a human. Only his purple skin and his oddly shaped bald head were radically different from you.

It was at this moment when you could properly size them up that you realized one critical fault in your plan.
That even back on Earth you didn't really have the guts to approach someone and introduce yourself. And now you have to make your presence know to fucking aliens. It's fitting how the last meal you cooked was spaghetti, because you felt it pouring out of your pockets right now.

"Erm..."
You let out an awkward noise which interrupts the two girls who were squatting in place and groaned like they were constipated.

One of them, the shorter one looks up and notices you.
"Huh?
Who the hell are you?"

"H-Hey! I'm Eric!
I am... Lord Champas servant...
I uh... just came to say hello!"

"Great! Could you piss off then?
We're busy!"

"Caulifla!"
The boy called out to her.
"That's way too rude!
Please, forgive us. My name is Cabba! Nice to meet you!"
He extends his hand and you shake it. That's when you notice how thin his arms yet how strong his grip is.
"I didn't know Lord Champa knows other Saiyans!"

>S-Saiyans?
>Erm... if you don't mind me asking, what are you doing?
>Say hi to the purple alien guy.
>Other?

>>3212719
Not gonna lie Not-Som. I thought you were gonna railroad us back to Earth. I am pleasantly surprised

>>3212761
>S-Saiyans?
>Erm... if you don't mind me asking, what are you doing?

>>3212761
>S-saiyans? Is that what you are?I'm a human, from Earth. Also the new chef, pleased to meet you.

>>3212761
>S-Saiyans?
Oh great now we're gonna get bullied because the U7 humans all went out like Chumps. (Except Roshi, who did well in the anime and became ULTRA INSTINCT ROSHI for a while in the manga.)
And our physical power level is pretty poor.
I'd like to say Hi to Hit but ignoring Cabba the Anemic Saiyan would be rude.

>>3212761
>"I am Eric Asulf Proud Scandinavian descendant of Vikings and Inheritor of the Berserker Rage!" Stare at the rude one's hair. "Nice hair"

>>3212761
>>S-Saiyans?
What's a Soiyan?

>>3212761
>S-Saiyans?

Oh joy, it's the S o yans. Though I'm not exactly surprised that they're here.

We sassed the GoD and his mentor on our first meeting. Any less would be an insult to Lord Chappa!

>>3212766
Same, as a person, trying to live on Earth normally after being brought to a literal god's floating castle would be depressing as fuck. Rent? Roommates, 9 to 5 job? Fuck that noise, I would much rather live on God World with aliens and the hot literal angel teaching us how to use super powers.

>>3212782
I mean, we have like a million dollars now. And eventually we'll be able to beat up anyone we might encounter.

>>3212789
Sure but I'd probably just save that up, buy stuff I'd want after getting all the supplies and equipment I need for our new job, and just live it up in space. Plus we can visit whenever and it's not like we're forced to live here forever. I say enjoy the new horizons that have opened up to the fullest.

Guess Hit's going to have to wait a bit

>writing

>>3212809
We're just being polite to the noodle people first before devoting our attention to the awesome hitman anon.

"S-soiyans? What's that? Is that what you are? Because I'm a human, from Earth."

Cabba seems surprised at first but leans in to take a closer look at you. He's clearly trying to figure out what's wrong with you and just as he seems to figure it out, so do you. Their hairs are a uniform black while looking and behaving just a bit wrong to be apparent for your eyes. Not to mention their eyes are similarly jet black as if they don't have irises.

"Amazing!"
He speaks up.
"You really are different!"

"Told you! Anyways, I'm Eric Asulf! Proud Scandinavian descendant of Vikings and Inheritor of the Berserker Rage!"
You joke around.
"Also I'm the new chef. Nice to meet you too!"
Then you look back at the rude girl and give her a verbal jab.
"Nice hair."

"Whaaaat?"
She asks but she quickly calms herself down.
"Oh wait... You said human, right?
Now I remember! Hey Kale! He's from *that* race! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

Not wanting to know what's that about you turn back to Cabba and start wondering about what's the deal with their names until you realize they are vegetable puns.
"Anyway, what are you doing here?
Your... friends? They seem like they are in pain."

"Erm... about that...
They are trying to power up."

"And? Is that hard for you?"

"N-Not really but-"

"Oy Cabbe! How about you stop wasting time with the Earthling and come HELP us instead?"

Ignoring the rude girl you continue questioning the boy in front of you.
"I take it all this has to do with the universe being annihilated..."

"You know of the universe being erased?!"

"Champa told me."

"Oh wow.
Well, yes. Since we came back the girls were feeling... odd."

"Ooooh I get you now!"
You give him a sly grin.
"My condolences."

"W-What?"

"We have that too.
When female humans get sick and cranky."

"Humans can go Super too?"

"Super?"

Ah shit I just realized I spelled Cabbas name wrong!

>>3212857
"Trying" to power up... Oh yes, you know what this means? They are weaker than during the ToP. In a few weeks we can trash Caulifa. Not really but might get a lucky shot in.

>>3212857
God damn it Krillin and Tien.
Actually hold on, wouldn't they think 17 and 18 are human too (they were originally at least)? Granted that MVP wasn't making a big scene like the embarrassment that Tien and Krillin managed maybe they just thought he was shit too.

>>3212878
I mean, that or they are trying to get to Super Saiyan 3.
Although them getting Delayed Onset Ki Disorder from going all out against Goku as Kefla would be hilarious.

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"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Caulifla screams as she's squatting, her aura grows increasingly large as her screaming becomes more and more pained.
As the ground begins to quake you are taken aback by the staggering amount of power she's letting out.
A slow creeping sensation overcomes you as you realize how truly low you are on the food chain right now.

But she looses steam eventually and starts panting.
"Damn it.... DAMN IT!
Why can't I do it?! Kale! Now you try!"

"Y-Yes sister!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I... can't do it either..."

"That's strange. I have no problem with it."
Said Cabba and with a quick shout he's enveloped in a golden aura that frankly makes you piss your pants.
But just as it came it disappears as the Saiyan relaxes.
"See?"

"What the hell?!"
Caulifla complains.

They go at each others throats, or more accurately the short girl starts shouting Cabbas head off while her taller friend just watches and silently tries to calm her down but to no avail.

>M-Maybe you're just tired! Let me cook you guys something, maybe that'll help.
>Take this opportunity to introduce yourself to the silent fella over there
>Other?

>>3212879
Tien gave a good showing. Krillin on the other hand should be shamed for getting cocky and getting knocked out like that. That was annoying as fuck. Roshi gave a great fight for an old guy, and the androids were MVPs for sure. Caulifa doesn't get talk shit on Universe 7 humans. Now 6 on the other hand, we suck ass.

>>3212894
>Take this opportunity to introduce yourself to the silent fella over there

>>3212894
>Introduce yourself to the purple man, then offer them all food
They can wait a couple minutes, not like they're not busy anyway

>>3212894
>>Take this opportunity to introduce yourself to the silent fella over there

>>3212894
>Take this opportunity to introduce yourself to the silent fella over there

Maybe it's a side effect for taking a shortcut to the transformations?

>>3212894
Yeah seems like they've got Delayed Onset Ki Disorder to me.
They should be fine if they rest a few days though.
>Say hi to purple man

>>3212894
>Smuggly run a hand through you blonde hair and walk away. (Try not to think about the primal terror you felt from their power.) Take this opportunity to introduce yourself to the silent fella over there

>>3212906
Nah, it's probably the same thing that happened to Goku after the U6 Tournament, he used his Ki too recklessly and it went out of control for a few days.
Skipping the effort in transformations is fine, they have enough S-Cells (Thanks for this dumb explanation, Toriyama) for skipping having to try for whatever reason. Goten and Trunks never suffered this either for example.

>>3212909
>>3212906
Seemed like they just hadn't figured it out is all. it's not easy after all, or more saiyans could do it

>>3212922
>S-Cells
>mischlorians 2.0
Still gay as fuck

I'm gonna go and quickly grab myself some food.
Afterwards I'll get to writing

>>3212922
Trunks confused the hell out of me considering his future self took Gohan dying while present self was born with it.

>>3212926
Yeah but at the end of the day it doesn't change much. Just an easy explanation.
As for Kale and Caulifla it's not the transformations that did them in though.
The exact moment they got DOKD was when they went full retard rage mode Kefla with projectile spam.
Also they technically cheated with potara.
Also if we want to make them jealous we can say Vados is training us (BAD IDEA: They might want to fight us if we do)

>>3212936
Fairly simple explanation, it's not official but here's how I see it
>Future Trunks was born in a timeline where he (obviously) didn't kill Freeza
>instead Goku appears back on Earth to kill Freeza
>without seeing ANOTHER Super Saiyan and the Android Threat Vegeta doesn't train as hard before conceiving Trunks, leading to less S-Cells, possibly not becoming a Super Saiyan himself and making it harder for Trunks to go super.

I'm back from my salad. The irony is not lost on me.
And can we just pretend that Dragon Ball Midiclorians don't exist? Let's not murder what little mistique is left in the transformation.

Also Pepsimans cousin, Hitman wins

>writing

>>3212959
The mystique died when Trunks' fusion material, Kid Goku 2.0 became one.
But sure.
I still think the transformation is easier if a parent can go Super though.

>>3212937
>Just an easy explanation
More like unneeded expanation, but yes we should definitely not bring up beibg Vados student. Trying to spar with them would be terrifying, we can barely float and accelerate as is. Maybe later since I doubt we won't see them come around once in a while. They are the top tier of this universe after all.
>>3212959
>And can we just pretend that Dragon Ball Midiclorians don't exist? Let's not murder what little mistique is left in the transformation.
Yes please, S-Cells are dumb.

>>3212327
Cry more

>>3212959
Thank God, no s-cell bullshit. No idea why there is always someone who brings that up. I thought it was agreed that we don't talk about that. Some things are better off forgotten.

>>3212972
Hey man, sometimes you just gotta back tingle your S-Cells until you go Super Saiyan Rage.

>>3212980
I know there is a pic somewhere with Caulifa with a giant switch on her back for ssj

>>3212959
We have such a nice QM.

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I know the general stuff like telekinesis is what we'll have access to for now but I'm really hoping we develop psychic blasts and bullets. Not like ki blasts either, use our psychic powers to make blast them different in huge waves like danmaku from touhou, translates to bullet storms. Plus we can add different types of bullets like gravity balls from MOB or pyrokinetic bombs. Get so good at it and we can bullet spam to hell and cover the area around us in pure destruction with waves of beams and bullets, rather than trying to fight martial artists in melee.

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>>3212999

>>3212999
An energy shield or explosive field will no sell our attempts at bulletspam.
Also this is Dragonball, when has projectile spam EVER worked?

>>3213003
That's because plot armor is bullshit. And this is a game, not the show. Besides you kniw how costly explosion moves are? Especially if you kept doing it against a constant curtain of bullet hell?

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>>3213003
I mean it worked for Super Buu

>>3213009
You know how costly wasting your energy on countless projectiles is?

>>3213011
Buu was killing normal humans (Tien survives despite the incomparable power difference) and Buu has nigh limitless stamina, it's not really the same.

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As the Saiyans are busy bickering amongst themselves you run your fingers through your blonde hair smuggly while trying to desperately forget how shit scared you were just a moment ago from looking into what felt like a supernova.
But while trying to calm your nerves you're reminded of the silent fella leaning against a nearby tree.
Despite everything that's going on he didn't as much as budge from his little spot.

Feeling it'd be rude not to introduce yourself you walk over to the scary man and call him out.
"H-Hello!
I'm Eric..."
No answer.
"The silent type, huh-"

"Listen... I'm not the kinda person you'd want to associate with."

"Erm... why is that?"

"I'm a contract killer."

You visibly reel back. Instinctively your eyes are drawn to his pocketed hands and your imagination begins to run wild.
"I-Is that so? G-Guess desperate times call for desperate measures!"
The mysterious man opens his eyes and looks at you.
"N-Not that there's anything wrong with that!"

"Calm down.
I'm not going to hurt you.
...
I'm Hit by the way."

"Hit huh? No last name?"

"No..."

"W-Well it's nice to meet you Mr Hit.
I wanted to ask this from the Saiyans actually but what are you guys doing here?
This is Champas planet, isn't it?"

"I'm just waiting for something. I was promised a vehicle for participating in the tournament.
Once I have it I'll take my leave. I can't speak for them however.
Apparently they wish to remain here to... train."

"They too?"

"Too?"

"He-Heeeeeee..."
You laugh awkwardly.
"Forget I said that! Erm... How long have you been stuck here exactly?"

"A few hours."

"Then you all must be famished.
How does a meal sound? My treat."

"Aren't you just some servant of Champa?"

"Technically I am his chef.
Cooking is my job now I guess."

"Then I won't say no to your offer."

Suddenly the fight that's been going on behind your back stops as the magical F-word got dropped.
"FOOD? Who said something about food?!"
Caulifla asks.

"Me. If you're hungry then come with me."