Eleven years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza’s army. Since that fateful day, the Saiyans have earned the title of warrior race as Freeza’s soldiers, leading the charge onto hundreds of worlds and facing down all who oppose Lord Freeza’s rule. As mighty conquerors crushing all resistance, the Saiyans have earned their reputation as Freeza’s most powerful subjects. The larger than life tales of the Saiyans, and especially the Super Saiyans, have spread to most every corner of the universe now. With the Covenant’s failed 30,000-warship siege of New Salda televised live across much the civilized universe, as well as your family’s feats in Dreadzone, most everyone now knows the names of your family and what all you can do.Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, currently Age 742. You the players control Karn, a Saiyan with a base powerlevel of 2,250,000, a general in Lord Freeza’s army, mate to Meloka, father of five, chosen champion of New Salda, wielder of the Stand Dragon Force, an idol to the other Saiyans and the rest of the PTO, and a household name across the civilized universe.Character Sheet: https://pastebin.com/iPAJeGJn[DRAGON FORCE]: https://pastebin.com/A3nV1kqDPowerlevels: https://pastebin.com/vPb0wswNArchive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestQuest rules(UPDATED, READ THROUGH):>20 minute vote, 3 votes minimum>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of the 3 wins>For choices, pick ONE unless otherwise stated>Crits are 100, unless otherwise stated>A 99 may net you an extra bonus on a roll>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes DC, OR two 1s are rolled>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in crit failure>I hold final say on any/all decisions, I can and will use this power as-necessary.>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can be shut down at my discretion>DO NOT DELETE YOUR POSTS! If you want to change your vote, post your new vote linking to the vote you’re changing as well as to the vote post. This simplifies things on my end and helps prevent vote miscounts>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any or no reason>Have funQuest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQMCurrent Arc: Hunt for the Wizardhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=paYU40Zh2es
>>3172370Last time, on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:After an explosive battle with the powered-up Arctus, Karn went with Ubo and Raven to explore the rusty ruined temple there on Raxus Prime. While exploring the temple you came across an undiscovered room housing a relic of ancient power: a holocron. The ancient pyramid contains the soul of Darth Bane, last of the Sith Lords, and after impressing the ancient spirit you claimed the relic as your own. With this the powers and memories of the forgotten Sith lord are yours to access at will. Or as Bane allows, the ancient being having proven his values and yours don’t line up on several issues. However, upon Freeza’s arrival the next day King Cold revealed his plan: you will train the gathered warriors. King Cold entrusted the training of his son and the Ginyu Force, along with the allies you’d gahered in preparation for battling Babidi and his minions. With King Vegeta’s help you were able to get a plan together, and begin training your allies. We rejoin Karn two months into the training, where Meloka has unlocked another powerful transformation.“I. I did it.” Meloka says proudly, chest heaving as she pants in exhaustion, the world trembling in the wake of her newly awakened power. “I finally. Did it.”She turns towards you and takes a single step, before you feel her ki plummet, your wife dropping down to a knee and clutching her chest.“MELOKA!” you shout, instantly rushing to her side. You feel her power fluctuating wildly, shooting upward and dropping precipitously. You grab your wife in your arms, feeling her entire body spasming. “What’s going on?”“Meoka tried to access a form her body wasn’t ready for.” King Cold says, stepping forward. “She wasn’t prepared for channeling that much power, and the backlash seems to have completely incapacitated her.”“GYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!” Meloka cries out, back arching as her spasming continues. You look back down at your wife worriedly, wanting to help but not sure how.“Use your power, Saiyan.” King Cold says to you commandingly. “Link your power to hers, help her stabilize her strength!”Well?>Pour your ki into her>Pour the Bloodstone’s stored power into her>Go Super Saiyan and pour your ki into her>Ascend, give her as much as you safely can>Go Berserk, pour as much power into her as possible>Other(write in)?30 minute vote
>>3172373>Ascend, give her as much as you safely can
>>3172404Ssj3 once again proving yo be the worst transformation by almost killing meloka
>>3172373>>Ascend, give her as much as you safely can>>3172409Seems more like she's reacting bad because she forced it and it doesn't have a power release valve like Legendary.
>>3172382>>3172404>>3172412>>3172424Ascend, give her as much as you safely can wins it. Roll me a 2d100
Rolled 46, 76 = 122 (2d100)>>3172432Hope and Pray
Rolled 45, 59 = 104 (2d100)>>3172432Here we go again
Rolled 23, 95 = 118 (2d100)>>3172432
>>3172436>>3172445>>317245146/100, 95/100. Impressive, writing.
>>3172456Did we fail to ascend or something?
>>3172471Eh, at this point with the form mastered the first DC was probably super low, so I think we're fine.
>>3172373“Right.” you say, instantly flashing up to your Ascended form. It takes some effort, being as tired as you are now after a full day of intense training, yet you still easily manage it. As you finish transforming you place your right hand on Meloka’s forehead. “C’mon Meloka, you can beat this!”Focusing on your own ki you begin channeling your power into your wife, your ki funneling into her wildly spasming body. Her wild aura continues to flare rapidly up and down, you feeling her power rising and dropping as well. As you pour more and more of your ki into her, you feel your own energy dropping as your wife’s power begins stabilizing. After a full minute of pouring your ki into her, her aura has stabilized, Meloka’s power no longer rapidly rising and falling as her spasms stop. You sigh out and remove your hand from her head, exhausted, as Meloka slowly opens her eyes.“Ka-Karn?” Meloka asks, your face the first thing she sees when opening her eyes. You smile at her, Meloka smiling back. You help her up to her feet, Meloka looking down at her hands. She then clenches her fists, and with a shout fires a wave of ki high into the air. The shockwave from her sudden attack blasts everyone else down, you all knocked to the ground as the sky is filled with her overwhelming ki. You look at your wife in awe, the power she put out nearly beyond comprehension. After a moment she’s consumed by a flash of light, Meloka’s power dropping like a stone as she reverts back to her base form and falls. You dash to her, catching her before she could fall to the ground.“Such power...” Freeza says, awed. You can’t help but agree with him, Meloka’s new form having far surpassed even your own Berserker form. If she manages to gain control of this new form, her strength will far suprass your own. You pick her up as everyone gets back to their feet, King Cold looking at the two of you oddly.“That’s it for today.” you address everyone, lifting up slightly into the sky. “Training will resume tomorrow.”With that you fly off to your ship, Meloka passed out in your arms. You put your wife to bed, getting her out of her armor and tucking her in. You yawn as you tuck her in, feeling the day catching up with you.What do you do now?>Go to bed as well, you’re exhausted>See what Raven is up to>Go talk with Freeza>Find Bardock see how he’s managing his Ascended form>Meet up with King Vegeta, see what he’s doing>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3172588>>See what Raven is up toI want to see what she's been doing for the last 2 months.
>>3172588>See what Raven is up to
>>3172608>>3172623>>3172627>>3172657See what Raven is up to wins it. Writing
>>3172706Hopefully she isn't alone doing some self-maintenance. Or she isn't alone and having a certain giant performing a check-up for her. That would be awkward. For her.
>>3172786Remember gentleman, like we rehearsed, for absolute savage DADNESS, we must give them tips while in the middle of it, regardless of their embarrassment, wish them good night. Then walk on out of there.
Say GD, with our current max PL of 700 Million in Berserk, where is Karn in the rankings of 'Strongest Mortals In The Universe'?
>>3172588Before you head off to bed, you decide to check up on Raven and see what sort of training she’s been up to. With another yawn you walk from your room, searching for Raven’s ki. You find her surprisingly inside the non-gravity training room, you peering through the door’s window to see what she’s doing. She’s sitting in the middle of the room, cross-legged, holding over her head a dozen heavy barbell weights. She rises up to her feet, tossing them at herself then releasing the objects from her grip. They all drop towards her alarmingly quick, you beginning to worry for her safety. At her powerlevel you know that Raven can’t catch them, and as they get closer and closer you worry she can’t dodge either, when the witch suddenly opens her eyes.“Double Accel!” she shouts, and you watch surprised as she suddenly begins dodging the heavy weights. She’s moving far faster than her powerlevel would suggest she could, seeming to effortlessly dodge the dropping weights. She dodges through the falling weights, avoiding the crashing weights until disaster strikes. One of the weights lands on the edge of her cloak, pinning her in place. She turns and looks at the weight pinning her in place with fear, one of the weights about to crush her from overhead. You waste no time, throwing the door open and dashing in. You surge to Raven, swatting aside the weight that would have crushed her. You hit the weight hard enough to send it crashing and embedding itself in the wall. Her eyes widen in surprise a moment before she clutches the rest of the weights with her power, setting them aside.“What brings you here?” she asks, lifting the weight off of her cloak and tossing it into the pile with the rest of them.“Just seeing how you’re doing.” you reply, Raven resuming her seated position. “I’ve been so busy lately helping everyone train, I haven’t been able to see what you’ve been up to. But it clearly looks like you’ve been training hard.”“Yeah.” she says, then telepathically tells you. “That’s time magic Towa started teaching me. So far I can only alter time on my own body, but it’s very useful.”“Interesting.” you say out loud, then reply telepathically as well. “So you can accelerate your own time to move faster? That looks like it be really useful.”“It’s called Time Alter.” she says, then has what sounds like a violent coughing fit. You look concerned to her, Raven waving your concern off and wiping blood off her chin. “But the feedback is still rough, it puts a huge strain on my body.”Well?>Keep practicing, I’m sure you’ll be able to handle it in no time>Sounds like you need to train your body to better handle it, like Meloka and her new form>I’m not sure you should keep working with something that dangerous>I was also wondering if you’ve got any ideas for beating Babidi?>Other(write in)
>>3172868>>Sounds like you need to train your body to better handle it, like Meloka and her new form>>I was also wondering if you’ve got any ideas for beating Babidi?
>>3172875This
Rolled 32, 36, 41 = 109 (3d100)>>3172875>>3172889Sounds like you need to train your body to better handle it, like Meloka and her new form and I was also wondering if you’ve got any ideas for beating Babidi? wins it. Writing.
>>3172918Ouch. Those are some low dice. That's bad for whoever that is.
>>3172868>But the feedback is still rough, it puts a huge strain on my body.Oh yes, karn is very familiar with all sorts of techniques and forms that do this.
>>3172855Could you answer this GD?
>>3172855>>3172956Not counting deities, Karn is in the top percent
>>3172868“It sounds to me like you need to train your body.” you say, Raven looking at you curiously. “If the feedback from that spell hurts you that badly, maybe you need to strenghen your body.”“I don’t know...” she says, you clenching your fists and focusing for a second before transforming into a Super Saiyan. She raises an eyebrow at you, you continuing what you were saying.“When I first discovered the power of a Super Saiyan within me, my body wasn’t strong enough to hold it.” you say, easing your power back down to your base form. “I couldn’t even fully transform into a Super Saiyan, stuck using only half of that real power. And just working on the transformation itself wasn’t enough. I had to get far stronger before my body could withstand the full power of the form, and it took years to get to the point where I can relax and even sleep in this form.”“Hmm, I’ll think on it.” she says, clearly disinterested. But before you go, another thought comes to mind.“Hey Raven, I’ve been wondering. you say, her looking at you. “You are magically talented, and have a far better understanding of magic and it’s limits than I’ll ever have. What do you think this Babidi is capable of?”“That’s the question.” she says, pursing her lips and crossing her arms. “I have no idea what he knows. I know the upper limits of what demonic magic can do pretty well, but I don’t know what kind of magic he wields. Different magics have different limits, and so do different mages. I’ve been told my magical pool is higher than usual, due to my heritage. But until I come face-to-face with Babidi, I’ll have no real idea of his capabilities.”“Damn, oh well. Worth a try.” you say with a shrug then a yawn. “I’m headed off to bed, if you need anything don’t hesitate to ask, okay?”“Of course.” she says, you turning to walk away. “Uhh, hey, Karn?”“Yeah?” you ask, turning back to her. She pulls her hood up, hiding her face.“...Thank you.” she says. “For everything.”“Of course.” you reply, leaving her to her training and going to bed. You shower then get into bed, arms wrapping around Meloka. You shut your eyes and drift off to sleep, you feeling like you wake up almost immediately. Looking around, you see you’re still where you were when you got into bed, Meloka still in your arms. She’s still asleep, you focusing on the powerlevels around and finding no one out of their rooms yet. Seems it’s still early, everyone seemingly asleep. Yet you sense another powerlevel in your ship, it barely detectable but there. As you focus on it you feel it’s heading towards the bridge, none of your crew there.What do you do?>Spring up and rush it now, no chances>Sneak out of bed and try to sneak up on the hidden powerlevel>Stay in bed, telepathically ask the power what it’s doing>Ignore it, it’s too weak to be a concern>Other(write in)
>>3173033>Stay in bed, telepathically ask the power what it’s doing
>>3173033>Sneak out of bed and try to sneak up on the hidden powerlevel
>>3173033>>Sneak out of bed and try to sneak up on the hidden powerlevelYeah no fucking around with this.Also damn it, looks like GD dice were for Raven interest in getting Swole, and how much she might know about Babidi's magic.Not a single roll above 50 for her.
>>3173033>Sneak out of bed and try to sneak up on the hidden powerlevel>If it runs or hides, punch right through the hull directly at it
>>3173061>tfw no Raven with abs for youSuffer.
>>3173052>>3173053>>3173056>>3173061>>3173069>>3173077Sneak out of bed and try to sneak up on the hidden powerlevel wins it. Roll me a 2d100.First DC 50Second DC 80
Rolled 14, 27 = 41 (2d100)>>3173119
Rolled 29, 55 = 84 (2d100)>>3173119
Rolled 81, 55 = 136 (2d100)>>3173119
>>3173123>>3173128DUBS! and a good roll
>>3173128>>3173123Huh, guess it does feel like a dubs day.>>3173133Now if only they were flipped.
Rolled 57, 95 = 152 (2d100)>>3173119
>>3173122>>3173123>>317312881/100, dub 55/100. Success and interesting failure, that could have gone far worse. Writing.
Reposting thought here.I feel like maybe all the timestreams would be managed better if there was more than one SKoT.In Universe 7 there used to be 4 for each cardinal direction and a Grand Supreme Kai before Majin Buu ate all of them except Shin. As far as we know no other universe is doing that. I feel like they should be, because just having only ONE Supreme Kai per universe would make it easy for someone to fuck things up.Take the canon BOI’s timeline after the Cell Saga. Future Shin got killed by Goku Black, so Future Beerus died with him and Future Whis was forced into inactivity until a new GoD could be appointed. Which never happened because Zamasu fucked shit up so much that Goku has to call in Zeno to destroy the entire timeline.If there were more Supreme Kais per universe, there’s a better chance that at least ONE of them would be actually good at their job and it wouldn’t be as easy to take out a GoD. The same could apply to managing all timelines. Maybe if Chronoa had competent peers they'd be able to tell her to get her shit together and have it stick.
>>3173033“Oh no you don’t.” you think to yourself, slightly lifting Meloka’s body with your telekinesis and sliding your arm out from under her. Free from accidentally waking your wife you float over to the door, the automatic door sliding open. You wince at the sound, freezing for a moment before again focusing on the miniscule powerlevel. Whoever it is doesn’t want caught, but it’s already at the bridge. You need to move, now. You blast off down the hallway, arriving at the bridge just as the automatic door slides to a stop. You touch down just outside the door, it sliding back open. Without hesitation you walk into your bridge, looking around and seeing nothing. Before you can react you feel a wire wrap around your neck, it cinching tight.“Don’t move.” you hear a male voice from behind you, you freezing in place. You focus on the powerlevel behind you, it no longer trying to conceal itself. You’d estimate this powerlevel at a few thousand, not a big threat, but this wire around your throat is a big concern. You feel it cinch even tighter, making it a little harder to breathe. “Make a move and I’ll-““HAAA!!” you shout, eyes widening and firing your Guided Eye Beams. You redirect the beams over your head and back around, severing the wire then turning them towards the powerlevel behind you. You feel it dodge your attack, reorienting on the ki and pursuing it while you grab the wire, pulling it from your neck. Turning, you see a cloaked figure twist around your beams again, drawing a double-bladed knife that begins crackling with electricity. You end your attack before your beams can damage your ship, dropping into your stance and glaring at the cloaked, masked figure.“What the hell are you doing here?” you ask the figure, it not replying. His white mask faces you, you now understanding why there’s a lightning bolt on it. Suddenly there’s a knocking noise behind you, the assassin’s blade deactivating. You hesitate for a moment before turning, seeing Arctus floating by your bridge’s window and knocking on it. You look back and forth between the two of them a moment, then with a small effort of will pushing the window’s release switch. The massive dome window slides up, Arctus floating inside and looking forth between the two of you.“Satisfied now?” Arctus asks his assassin, the cloaked figure “hmph”ing and putting his knife away, not saying anything. You turn questioningly to Arctus, him making an apologetic gesture. “I’d told him it was impossible, but he wouldn’t listen.”Well?>What is impossible?>Why is your assassin in my ship, Arctus?>You’d better have a damn good explanation for this>Other(write in)
>>3173308>"Don't tell your assassin to use me for training, the last one is a pile of ash. And that's after I killed the frost demon they summoned."
>>3173308He's lucky it was an off night for us. Else he may have died. Or at least had a few broken bones.>Why is your assassin in my ship, Arctus?
>>3173308>>What is impossible?>>Why is your assassin in my ship, Arctus?>>You’d better have a damn good explanation for this
>>3173327>"Don't tell your assassin to use me for training, the last one is a pile of ash. And that's after I killed the frost demon they summoned."Seconding.But also adding>If Zeno Zoldyck couldn't sneak on my ship undetected then your pet assassin can't either.
>>3173308Seconding his seconding>>3173345
>>3173308"This is one of yours i'm guessing, arctus? Why is everyone so eager to test me? Shit like this is why i'm always jumpy."
>>3173308>Check to make sure no other spys or assassins are using this as a distraction nearby
>>3173327>>3173308>>3173345>>3173358This too>>3173368
>>3173308>>Why is your assassin in my ship, Arctus?
>>3173327>>3173335>>3173337>>3173345>>3173358>>3173362>>3173368>>3173376"Don't tell your assassin to use me for training write ins wins it. Writing.
Even the Zolydcks couldn't sneak up on us. Assassinlets, when will they learn?
>>3173439When karn kills the first one to try robbing us by putting a bucket on our head
>>3173461At this point I just assume Karn kills assassins every day and we only hear about the marginally relevant ones.
>>3173530Every time Karn walks into a room he should just casually toss an energy blast and ice the assassin near millimeters away from somebody's neck.
>>3173597Walks into chili's room"Hey son, ready for the-Karn interrupts as he stares distantly, a single beam leaves his eyes."Woah somebody almost killed a hobo with a knife, anyways chili you up for some bonding?"
>>3173612"Do you have to kill somebody every time you come into my room?""Do you want a ninja infestation? Because letting them live is how we end up losing our house to clan wars."
Now I'm just WAITING for GD to bring in the Uchiha.
>>3173308“Don’t tell your assassin to use me for training, it’s a good way to wind up dead.” you say, glaring at the two of them. “Assassins sneaking around on my ship tend to wind up dead. If Zeno Zoldyck himself can’t sneak onto my ship without me noticing, what makes you think he could do any better?”“You misunderstand, I’d told him not to try it.” Arctus says to you, you raising an eyebrow at him. “I’d told him there was no way he could sneak onto the bridge of your ship, so of course he went and tried it. For an assassin, you’re way more impulsive than you should be.”At this, the assassin turns his wordless glare to Arctus, Freeza’s cousin not even reacting. He floats up and pats the assassin’s shoulder, turning back to you.“No hard feelings, right?” Arctus asks you, you sighing out after a moment of glaring at him.“Shit like this is why I’m always so damn jumpy.” you say, shaking your head and walking away, leaving the two of them there. You walk back towards your room, focusing on your ki sense a moment. Arctus’s assassin may not have been the only one sneaking onto your ship, after all. Yet after several seconds you sense nothing else out of the ordinary. You make your way back to your room, Meloka still sleeping where you’d left her. But before you can say anything else, suddenly-“Daddy!” Chaya’s voice suddenly appears in your head.“Hey kiddo, what’s going on?” you reply.“We finally made it back!” she tells you. “We made it back to the station! But Mr. Cui says you’re not here, and I can’t find you! Where are you?”“I’m on a planet called Raxus Prime.” you tell her. “Your mother and I are training with Freeza and Vegeta, as well as some others.”“Oh cool!” she says, excitedly. “So when am I gonna get to come back? I don’t wanna go on another mission, that was so boring!”“Boring?” you ask her. “How come?”“It was soooo boring!” she replies. “I was stuck in that pod so long, I couldn’t train or nothin’! I don’t wanna do this anymore, can I come home yet?”Well?>Of course, I’ll get Raven to bring you home as soon as she’s up>Don’t promise her one way or the other>Tell her she needs to give it another chance, to try one more mission>Other(write in)
>>3173630>>Tell her she needs to give it another chance, to try one more mission>>Tell her there's a function in her pod that will put her to sleep after she takes off. She'll close her eyes and the next time they open she'll be landing on her target planet.
>>3173630this>>3173640
>>3173640This
>>3173630>Of course, I’ll get Raven to bring you home as soon as she’s upShe's better off training properly rather than going on missions, leave that shit to the grunts
Dang our children really don't seem to have fun spending months on excursions to exterminate planets for their jobs. Maybe we need to get them hobbies? I'm sure chaya would love skill carving, and broly would like some nature meditation. And we could get chili a.... is chili a flute child? I can see him either going musical creativity or chunni, and we already have a chuuni.Oh we haven't had a family picnic yet, maybe we could do that
>>3173640This.
>>3173665Anon, Anon no, we have to be a dad here and teach her responsibility. She is the strongest foot soldier in the army right now behind Broly. Splitting the kids up from their job is a terrible idea and sets a unacceptable precedent as the general of the PTO.>>3173668It was just the first planet and she didn't know how to activate the nap feature. Though the hobby idea is pretty good.
>>3173668Also I fear he'd go ninja route. I can already imagine the conversation."Dad I don't wanna be a be seen warrior, Imma ninja.""What is the reason? I thought killing all those assassins would deter this chili.""No way dad,frontal fighting's lame, I'm a real assassin, just like zeno."
>>3173672"Ok but I don't want to see you in any shitty ninja pajamas."
>>3173640>>3173645>>3173652>>3173665>>3173669Tell her to give it another try and also tell her about the pod’s hibernation function wins it. Roll me a d100.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>3173680
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>3173680Rollin The Bones>>3173686GG
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>3173680
>>3173680>>3173686>>3173691GG our girl is the best behaving daughteru in the universe.
Man. Karn's Best Dad In The Universe Powers are as strong as ever I see.
>>3173686>>3173691>>317369299/100. Special success, writing.
>>3173701Fuck yeah they are, Karn being the god of Gainz is actually his side gig. He is actually the patronly god of child rearing, war orphans, wholesome family love, and giant dicks for breeding.
>>3173721Too late, hoss.
>>3173731no shit why did you guys not send our kids to yoda to learn more su ma or whatever he had left to teach them? the dudes getting old
>>3173738Because they need to learn responsibility doing the family job.
>>3173738Because that's dumb and boring.
>>3173738Because letting our daughter quit the job after she failed to have fun the first time sets a horrible president, both as a father, and as a General of the PTO.I love Chaya but we can't just cave to her when she says 'This is boring I don't wanna do it anymore'.
>>3173746i remember telling yoda that we would let them pick a job instead of pushing our job at them or something to that effect>>3173752>can't come up with an actual reason so i have to try and fail at mocking youthat's about what i expected in terms of response>>3173754this is actually reasonable. okay so how many more times are we planing on sending her on mission's? when would it be acceptable to let her go home?
>>3173780And they did pick the job, which is why we aren't letting them immediately drop it because its boring.>more times are we planing on sending her on mission's? when would it be acceptable to let her go home?When we finish our job, get home, and whenever they finish their job and get back to base. We can go pick them up.
>>3173780Probably after this, it's just that we've grown up with battling and all 'be given them is baby missions. We need to get them into their roots. It's not like we're kicking them out, it's just that they need to get used to real battle and gain perspective, instead of depending on us.I think it was even mentioned a while back about our kids being strong but having little pain tolerance
>>3173780I don't need to try to mock you, you make yourself look like an idiot just fine by coming in here and complaining after a vote is finished.If you don't like it, vote faster or realize when a trend happens and stop bitching. >more times are we planing on sending her on mission's? when would it be acceptable to let her go home?When we're done with our shit, we can go pick them up. We're not letting them come home just because they find it boring.
>>3173780Also, something your not paying attention to, is that Chaya didn't object to the extermination missions because she hated the actual exterminating part. She just hated being awake while stuck in the pod and unable to train or do anything. So, given we rolled a 99 and told her about the sleep function, I'm pretty sure she'll be fine going forwards.
>>3173676>Chilli becomes Solid Snake insteadI'm fine with this. I just hope he doesn't have to fight his long lost twin brother to the death.
>>3173795Sorry I meant all that's been
>>3173881Why would he fight Maza?
Honestly I want a Big Boss Saiyan. I don't who it is but that would be fucking amazing.Wait....is Karn basically a male Boss? I mean, we have our super powerful lover, a squad of legendary soldiers under our command, we won one of the greatest wars in the history of the universe, super loyal to our country and leader, we love fighting more then almost anything else. The only parts we're missing are the lost reproductive organs and a dead spouse.
>>3173895Dramatic Irony.
>>3173714I figure we could just be the God of War and all that entails.>No quarter given towards enemies>Constant training to combat complacency>Perfect situational awarenessAnd the more tertiary stuff>Caring for war orphans>Strict code of discipline>Uniforms are a mustWe really need to start writing this down and see if we can make a religion out of it.
>>3173895Something something NANOMACHINES
>>3173926He does sometimes show mercy. See the Brute Chieftan and the drowning covenant.
>>3173935He was only an enemy by circumstance.Why a man who has as much in common with the Saiyan race follows the Covenant is beyond me.
>>3173881>Chili learns stealth from the Zoldycks>Becomes the greatest assassin ever by virtue of not sucking ass in a fight>Chili becomes the kawaii soldier boy in the bushes>Ara araing intensifies and gives him a complex of older women trying to clean him up>>3173915Punished Karn had that, and by virtue of taking care taking care of his daughter, we take on his suffering. We are Big Boss now.>>3173917That's dumb, speaking of, we need to introduce the kids to their half brother with Aunty Towa. Maybe even go on a big family field trip.>>3173933......Arctus might have that somewhere or know where to get some.>>3173926Eh, we aren't much for uniforms, or even strict discipline for that matter, getting results though is a big part.>>3173935This, in open, honorable combat, we can usually be found lenient with enemies, even when combat is over we take care of all soldiers. See the Jackal ship.
>>3173935Also the war was over. Leaving them to die after being defeated is...dishonorable
>>3173952>Big Boss had his genes used to create superior soldiers, clones of himself>Karn had his genes used to create superior soldiers, clones of himself
>>3173966Hmmm....does this make Yoda or Raven our Octocon?
>>3173952>That's dumb, speaking of, we need to introduce the kids to their half brother with Aunty Towa. Maybe even go on a big family field tripWe can worry about THAT we do our best to make sure Meloka and Towa can get along.
>>3173966Ehhhhh. Those Nefarious clones couldn't even handle our kids and they barely know the basics of CQC
>>3173974Definitely our Otacon.Yoda is our Campbell.Nappa can be our Miller.
>>3173975They just need to do the regular multiple mate ritual of establishing, top bitch, since Towa feels bad and wants to make it up to her, she may do her best in the fight, but surrender in the end. Or she pulls a win out her ass, so long as she doesn't cheat, and hugs Meloka while saying sorry and asking if she could be part of the family proper. Then the healing pods are used on them. And Meloka walks her new spouse mate through taking Karn's third leg. And giving Maza some siblings he can play with in the secret lair.>>3173990We need to teach Raven some more snark.
>>3173977I don't like imitations - the real thing's always better.
>>3174008I see you there you cheeky dickwaffle.
>>3174000
>>3173630“Chaya, you can’t give up working after one bad mission.” you tell her telepathically. “Did you give up after your first bad time training?”“Uhhh, no?” Chaya asks you, not sure why you’d asked.“It’s the same thing with your missions.” you tell her. “You can’t give up after just one bad one, right? You’re not a quitter, are you?”“R-Right!” she replies excitedly.“So you’re gonna go give it another shot for me?” you ask her.“Okay, I’mma go try another!” she says excitedly. But after a moment, she asks something else. “Umm, but can I do one without all that waitin’ around? Sitting in that pod all day is sooo boring!”“Didn’t they tell you about the hibernation function?” you ask her, already knowing the answer. “When you get in your pod again, find that big blue button on the top, okay? When you push it, you’ll go to sleep, then when you wake up you’ll already be at your mission. This way you won’t have to wait around bored.”“REALLY?!” she asks, seemingly excited. “Okay, I’ll do another one! Broly was ready to go but I didn’t wanna, I’ll tell him we’re leaving now!”“Have fun Chaya.” you tell her, smiling. “When you make it to your next mission let me know okay?”“Okay! Bye Daddy!” she says, ending the communication.“Bye kiddo.” you mutter to yourself, opening the door to your room. You see Meloka’s already awake, sitting in your bed and smiling at you.“You’re a good dad.” she says, you realizing she’d been listening in. You walk in, the door shutting behind you.A few hours later you’re both up, Meloka getting ready to work on her training to use the Super Saiyan 3 form she just unlocked. However, she’s joined by someone neither of you were expecting.“Good morning Meloka, general.” Freeza says with emphasis.“Mornin’ Freeza.” you reply. “Our training isn’t for another couple hours, what’re you doin’ here?”“Isn’t it obvious?” he asks you with a smug smirk. “Since Meloka here has begun reaching for a new form, I figured it’s time for me to do the same.”“The same?” you ask him, confused. “What do you mean?”“Exactly as I said.” Freeza says. “Remember when we were training on New Salda, and I had that massive surge of power? I’m going to find that power hiding deep within me, and once again surpass the both of you!”Well?>C’mon Lord Freeza, we’ll help you reach this power together!>One at a time, I’m working with Meloka right now Lord Freeza>Good luck, I won’t let you surpass me!>Other(write in)
>>3174073>>Good luck, I won’t let you surpass me!
>>3174073>>Other(write in)We'll do tag team transformation work. We'll work on Meloka getting conditioned and Frieza unlocking Shiny Frieza.
>>3174073>C’mon Lord Freeza, we’ll help you reach this power together!
>>3174073>>I'd be happy to help but we should probably get King Cold too. Apparently your grandfather could access a golden transformation so King Cold might have some clues on how he did it.
>>3174073this>>3174082>>3174086
>>3174073>>C’mon Lord Freeza, we’ll help you reach this power together!
Seriously though, King Cold should have some tips on how to reach Golden, and if he doesn't, we can train with Freeza while he trains with Meloka....cause we're probably going to have to push Freeza to the very brink of death to unlock his Golden Mode.
>>3174073>C’mon Lord Freeza, we’ll help you reach this power together!This'll be good for Meloka too
>>3174086Supporting.But, let's work on frieza and meloka's forms at the same timeI mean, those two are doing all the work anyways, we're just there for coaching and moral support.
>>3174096The Guardian is probably the best resource for tips on how to get Golden.He apparently knew Grandpa Cold exceedingly well.Besides, if Cold knew anything about Golden he'd have unlocked it already.
>>3174073>>3174086I'm modifying this vote if it's okay with you GD. Mostly the same but add consulting Yoda on how Freeza's grandad went Golden.
>>3174061Where would she even find those?
>>3174161 Towa's closet of clothes she wants to try on to show Karn but is too embarrassed to. {/spoiler]
>>3174176Dawww, she should know better than to think she is going to be in clothes around us. But its nice that Raven got some shirts to wear around Ubo that fits.
Rolled 94, 93, 22, 41, 76, 75, 50, 65, 85 = 601 (9d100)>>3174081>>3174082>>3174084>>3174086>>3174088>>3174089>>3174097>>3174099>>3174119Working together and with King Cold wins it. And on to the next batch of training rolls, roll me a 5d100.
Rolled 82, 21, 11, 99, 33 = 246 (5d100)>>3174196
Rolled 99, 33, 100, 35, 9 = 276 (5d100)>>3174196
Rolled 43, 57, 29, 67, 85 = 281 (5d100)>>3174196BIG NUMBERS BABY!
Rolled 73, 29, 76, 61, 8 = 247 (5d100)>>3174196HERE WE GO LADS FULL POWER!!!
>>3174201>>3174203>>3174207
>>3174196>>3174201>>3174203>>3174207OOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT!99, 57, 100, 99, 85
>>3174201>>3174203>>317420799, 57, 100, 99, 85THOSE FUCKING NUMBERS JESUS CHRIST I THINK WE DID IT BOI'S!
>>3174201>>3174203>>3174207I think it's safe to say we successfully did something?
HERE WE GOOOOOOO!
>>3174222inb4 Berserker Frieza
>>3174196So GD, with that 99,100, 99 does Karn get SSj3 too?
>>3174239inb4 5th Form Frieza
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>3174201>>3174203>>317420799/100, 57/100, CRIT/100, 99/100, 85/100. Well, that’s unexpectedly great. Alrighty then, roll me a d600000+350000
>>3174260That sounds more likely.
Rolled 106406 + 350000 (1d600000 + 350000)>>3174265
Rolled 501908 + 350000 (1d600000 + 350000)>>3174265
Rolled 27402 + 350000 (1d600000 + 350000)>>3174265GOOOOOOOOO
Rolled 474848 + 350000 (1d600000 + 350000)>>3174265
>>3174272Yeah boi
>>3174265No WHAMMIES
>>3174272not bad at all
Rolled 516716 + 350000 (1d600000 + 350000)>>3174265LETS GO
>>3174272ABSOLUTE, FUCKING, UNIT!
>>3174286Pretty good, but too late sadly.
well this thread went from a 30 to a fucking 100 in the span of two rolls
>>3174272>>3174203I would personally like to credit these rolls to the navy.
>>3174271>>3174272>>3174275851,908/950,000. Impressive, Karn’s power is now up to 3,103,000. Writing.
>>3174304Ahhhh, this high, is this the the mountain line we're reaching, no....good? Almost at 1,000,000 power up per training now.
>>3174304>851,908/950,000. Impressive, Karn’s power is now up to 3,103,000. Writing.I'M SO ERECT RIGHT NOW!
>>3174304Fucking nice. Here, have a raven.
>>3174219WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SUB IN BASED SEKI
>>3174337the beard was just too strong, anon. No one could have beaten him.
>>3174304But do we get SSj3? Surely that 99,100,99 warrants SSj3.
>>3174366God no, fuck SS3, have Meloka master that while we work on Berserk and Freeza goes Gold.
>>3174366The 57 killed it for us, our ability to bring out the talent of anyone we train however is apparently beyond godlike.
>>3174355>implying Comfortable Bando couldn't slap the shit out Kuroki
>>3174330>no more wedgies
>>3174330>Ease of access for Ubo on date night.
>>3174375Maybe we can convince Frieza to have the entire PTO adopt our training methods.
>>3174222>Literally my first thread after reading the archive over the past week to catch up>These fucking numbersMOTIVATED
>>3174408....uh, that's our standard dude, we brought that too the table when he gave us the job of general.
>>3174420It obviously hasn't been implemented very far yet then, since we're still blowing shit out of the water by using them.
>>3174423Well to be fair, we have been dealing with home world invasions, assassination attempts out the ass, and a few political meetings. We haven't had the chance to set down and bring the army up to some standard.
>>3174386>slap the shit out of Kuroki>when he got his ass beat by SenIf Bando learned the Rakshasa's Palm, then I could believe he'd stand a stance against the Beard.
>>3174393>>3174401I dont have many pics of raven that WONT get me banned.
>>3174440That's probably something we can spend time on once the major time skip starts.Then again there's like a dozen fucking things we could do once the major timeskip gets here so who knows?
>>3174467Same, sexy goth girl is hard to find sfw pics for.>>3174468We probably won't need to time skip, as we need to do lots of shit even after dealing with Buu and Babidi. Like a giant fucking laundry list of shit to take care of, our actual job being one of them.
>>3174479GD said we would probably get a major timeskip after the Babidi Arc since, if we succeed, there won't really be much left in the universe that could be a challenge to us.
>>3174486Challenge? Of course not, but that doesn't erase the shit we need to do after. And we don't need constant punch harder challenges, we aren't typical braindead dbz fans here. Doing business, training, and other shit is a big part of the quest too. And actually having fights go the way they are supposed to with our power, i.e. winning with no apparent effort, is our prize....until we deal whatever bullshit SKoT sends our way next.
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>>3174479we still need to deal with trigon.
>>3174662He's on the damn list.
So with out new PL, Regular Super Saiyan brings us up to 155,150,000, Ascended Super Saiyan is now 310,300,000, and how knows for Berserk? Still that's a big increase compared to our previous of 112,500,000 and 225,000,000
>>3174676Who's on the list so far?
>>3174703TrigonThe BOIThe Supreme THOTZanmasuAny robo clones of Nefarious leftBabyHatchiyack and the ghost army.....I think that's everyone.
>>3174722Covenant prophets.
>>3174737Oh yeah. Those assholes.
>>3174676Karns making a list and you're a godamn amateur if you think he isn't checking it twice.
>>3174265>>3174304Holy shit, these rolls are amazing.Oh man, I've been missing out on this quest since we originally challenged the Arbiter to some post war televised combat... Can someone give me the bullet points?
>>3174722>>3174737Kars is on the list too.
>>3174784We trained, almost killed Boros in a fight, saved his life, and then took him back to our ship for a big old after fight party.Turns out Raven lost her Empathetic Powers from War Truama, Towa offered to help us get them back, so we ended up going to the Magic The Gathering timeline to retreve the Planewalker's God Killing Spear. Went Berserk while using Dragon Force, Turned Dragon Force into Porunga, and almost killed 3 Gods. Got ready to leave, Ace KO'd our Daughter, and we got so pissed off we snapped his spine.SKoT lost her shit and summoned Xeno Goku to fight us and train the other TPs. Haven't fought them yet.Fought and killed the Arbiter while calling out Truth.Oh. We also learned Dragon Force can Perma Kill Demons.Cooler was the biggest bitch to ever bitch, and allowed himself to be Majin'd to get his revenge on us, so now Karn, Meloka, Bardock, Vegeta, Freeza, King Cold, and the Ginyu Force are all training up to deal with the Wizard and Cooler.We've made progress on Mastering Berserk, Meloka reached SS3, Bardock reached SS2, and Freeza might have just gone Golden.
>>3174819Only for some people and I am not one of them.
>>3174820>Cooler was the biggestCorrection, he IS the biggest bitch.
>>3174784Oh no wait I forgot something. After we passed out from breaking Ace's spin, Towa had enough of our stupid sexy self, was going to rape us, and was crouched right over our dick, decided against it, slipped, fell on our dick, and the magic she cast before hand ensure'd Karn ejaculated and that she got preggers.So yeah, Towa's carrying our Rape Baby, Karn is just disappointed she acted like such a Beta Female instead of the powerful princess of the Demon Realm he knows and cares for, and Meloka is hella pissed.We haven't really dealt with that issue yet.
>>3174820Fuuuuuuuuck that all sounds rad... I kind of want to go back and read all that now. Of course the coolest sounding shit would happen while work is in complete chaos and I have literally NO TIME to even quest.Thanks for getting me caught up, anon.
>>3174073“C’mon Lord Freeza, let’s go!” you say, getting excited by Freeza’s new enthusiasm. “We’ll help you find this power hiding deep inside you, and learn to harness it! C’mon, let’s get started!”“Yes!” Freeza says, your enthusiasm infectious. “Push me beyond my limits, and draw forth the true power hidden deep within me!”With Freeza now inspired to push himself beyond his limits, you all dive back into your trainings with renewed vigor. For the next five months you push yourself and your allies to the very brink, and then beyond. Day after day, week after week, and month after month, you push your allies to new, unimaginable heights. You train with Meloka and Freeza each morning, pushing Freeza to try and reach that power hidden deep within him while helping Meloka try to begin controlling that incredible Super Saiyan 3 power. After helping them in the mornings you then move onto the Ginyu Force, pushing Freeza’s elite team to become far stronger as well. You work with the five of them, pushing each of them well past their own individual limits as well as the limits of their teamwork. Each day you push them to their limits, then have the five members of the Ginyu Force fight you as one. With each passing day their teamwork manages to impress you more, nearly managing to defeat you even as a Super Saiyan. Each day after fighting with the Ginyus, you break for lunch, Silver always making something absolutely delicious.After lunch you work with Ubo and Bardock, Bardock mastering his newfound Ascended Super Saiyan form while Ubo works on his power, the two often sparring under your guidance. Before they fight each day Ubo flies up above the atmosphere, powering up from the nearby star’s rays. Neither fighter wants to give an inch, you having to interfere more than once to keep them from seriously hurting each other. Neither Ubo nor Bardock holds back, giving their all every day. But after the first month, the team dynamic changes.“I have to go back.” King Vegeta tells you seriously. “I’ve been talking with Nappa almost daily, and I’ve been away for too long. The other Saiyans need me back on New Salda, discipline is slowly breaking down. He’s doing the best he can to hold everything together, but people are beginning to get restless.”“I understand.” you tell your king, holding out your hand. He grabs your forearm, the two of you shaking before Raven opens a portal for him, King Vegeta walking through.“Hey, Karn?” Emilia asks, looking between you and Vegeta. “Can. Can I go with him?”Well?>Yes>No
>>3174837And she had our rape baby, and his name is Maza. Pic is him, eventually anyway.>>3174842Learn to lurk at work.
>>3174856>Yes>But only if you promise to run if you run into trouble, your grandpa would get mad if I let you die. >Vegeta, this is a important duty as a man, protect your woman that fights with you with your life. I know you can do it.>Proceed to DAD rib them both while laughing at their embarrassment.
>>3174856>>Yes>>Look, I can see how you look at him, and I can see how he looks at you. I won't give you any advice but this. When the time comes for your family to pick you up...make sure you don't have any regrets alright?
>>3174856ask zeno and silvaif yes then>>3174866
>>3174856>>YesThis may work out well for us considering magic portal travel is almost untraceable.
>>3174856Actually yeah>>3174872ask them as well, then DAD
>>3174859Neat, rape baby.Also, dude, I try, but I wont bore you with the details. Shit is stacked high.
>>3174883Fair enough. Hope you can catch up to the craziness soon.
>>3174856Ask Zeno and Silva first.
>>3174872this.
>>3174872Also make sure the palace has been sprayed to prevent ninja infestation.
>>3174866>>3174871>>3174872>>3174873>>3174876>>3174893>>3174898>>3174924Ask Zeno and Silva, if yes then yes plus talk with her wins it. Roll me a 2d100.First DC 75Second DC 45
Rolled 1, 57 = 58 (2d100)>>3174928
Rolled 69, 82 = 151 (2d100)>>3174928For Love!
Rolled 84, 50 = 134 (2d100)>>3174928
>>3174931Fuuuck>>3174933>>3174932WOOOOOOOOOO, WE DID IT, TIME TO DAD!
....Well that's a Nat 1, a Nat 69, and a 84 for DC 75. I have no idea how this is going to work.
>>3174931You are damn lucky that >>3174933rolled well enough to make up for it
>>3174932FOR DADING!>>3174944Ah yes, you are a newfag. Nat 1s only count when the DC isn't passed for that specific roll, and can cancel out 100s on that roll. However>>3174948is right and we succeeded. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAH!
>>3174948I was due for a 1 by now.
>>3174931>>3174932>>317493384/100, 82/100. Both successful, writing.
>>3174933Ctrl+S
>>3175061Alt+f4Thank me later
>>3175082Why would you close the page or reply to a post that isnt talking to you?
Just saying, it wouldn't hurt for karn to put in an appearance over the saiyan capital city, go berserk and yell *really loud* chiding them all.>We can't even go train for a few months without you sons of bitches acting like a bunch of rabid monkeys?! You lot are saiyans, the proud warrior race that repelled the covenant, now act like it!>meanwhile, in the mind of new salda's spirit>"DADDY'S HOME AND HE'S GOT THE JUICE!"
>>3175101I'd vote for that. And it would be hilarious.
>>3175101Then we let them all have a go at fighting us, anyone who wins can make the rules.
>>3175101I will second this vote
>>3175110That is a bit cruel, their tiny bodies are the size of our fists.
>>3175116They're saiyans. The monkey who makes the biggest shit owns the mountain.
>>3174856“Hey Silva, Zeno, is this a good time?” you telepathically ask the assassin pair. “I need to ask you something.”“Make it quick, boy.” Zeno replies. “Silva and I are fighting a few frost demons, as well as the Lin Kuei’s leader and his lieutenants.”“They tried to kill your Emilia while I was at Dreadzone, and my Chaya with her.” you tell them. “Give ‘em hell for me.”“Is there something you needed?” Silva asks you.“Oh, right.” you say. “I’m on Raxus Prime now, training with King Cold and Lord Freeza before we fight Babidi. Do you mind it I send your daughter back to New Salda under the king’s watch while we hunt this wizard?”“Sure, sure, that’ll be fine.” Zeno says. “Now if that’s all, we’ll be going.”And with that they end the communication, Emilia still looking to you expectantly. You put an arm over her shoulders and walk her a bit away from the portal.“Look, I can see how you look at him, and I can see how he looks at you kid.” you say. “Your folks gave the okay for you to go with him, so stay out of trouble for me. And I won't give you any advice, except for this: when the time comes for your family to pick you up...make sure you don't have any regrets, alright?”“I... Umm...?” she stammers, cheeks a bit red. “Thank you?”With that she runs through the portal, Raven closing it behind her then looks to you.“Are you sure that’s a good idea?” she asks you. “Leaving them, you know, together?”“Why not?” you ask her. “I leave you with Ubo all the time, right?”“I? But that-?” she says, suddenly flustered. “I haven’t-!”“Haha. Don’t worry about it.” you say, waving the stammering Raven off. “If you want something, you have to go and get it. You can’t spend your life waiting on someone to give you what you want. You’ll have to go out and take it. Life’s short Raven, do whatever makes you happy.”With that you’d left Raven to think over what you told her, you resuming your training. After your morning and afternoon trainings, it was time for your own training with King Cold. And as before, you and the ancient creature spar day after day, yours and surprisingly King Cold’s moves both become sharper and heavier, your strengths growing by the day. As your base power increases, so too does the depths of power you can access while Berserk. And as the third month turns to the forth, something amazing happens.cont
>>3175129HAHA! she didnt deny that she's interested
>>3175129>something amazing happens.>while berserk.LSSj2?
Oh Lord that was cute.Karn, Team DAD, and Matchmaker.Oh god I can't wait to see everyone's PL's after this....I'm going to be biting my nails until GD updates them.
>>3175139easy there anon, we need to play with the nukes before we mess with antimatter warheads
>>3175142You know what they say, you can't learn a new form without accidentally south galaxy.
>>3175142This isn't even inaccurate of a way to describe it.
>>3175139I think its gonna be Golden Frieza rather than LSS2
>>3175154I doubt its Golden, probably his 5 evolution mode though.
>>3175156Didnt canon frieze obtain Golden just from doing basic exercise for like 6 months? I think with how GAINSTASTIC the Karnage Program is it stands to reason that he'd get there pretty quick
>>3175156Nah man, GD hinted last thread Golden Freeza was possible, and with the rolls from this thread? I really think this is it.
>>3175167>>3175165Eh, that's true, lets see who gets hit with the swole juice.
>>3175165at the same time in canon he was motivated by a hate boner longer then the south galaxy, he doesnt have that level of motivation here.
>>3175172Here he's motivated by a friend that's more than willing to push him beyond all of his previous limits, and he seems pretty pumped by that
>>3175172Sure he does. He wants to stop his dickbag brother from dooming HIS universe, and more importantly, he refuses to stay weaker then his best and only friend.THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP BOI.
five zenny says frieza's jealous as fuck that we've surpassed him again and have just been sparring with his dad instead of him, because he can't take it.another five says he uses that to fuel his training and goes golden.
>>3175175>>3175188He just shoots right past Golden and goes Calvo
>>3175193FUCKING WETBAAAAAACKS!
>>3175129“HRRRRAAAAAAAA!!!” Freeza shouts, a powerful golden aura enveloping his body. “GRRRRRRRGRRRRRRRGRRRGRRR!!”“Come on Lord Freeza, you can do it!” you shout to your emperor, you, Meloka and King Cold all observing. You’d brought them in to help Freeza reach this level, both at least knowing of the power he’s attempting to reach. Their guidance wasn’t always the most helpful, but today seems like it will finally be the day! “Don’t you dare give in now!!”“Go, my son!” King Cold shouts excitedly. “Reclaim the true power of our race!”“RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” he roars out in an ear-piercing scream, Freeza disappearing in the golden glow. You feel his power suddenly explode, you barely able to comprehend his strength. After a few more moments of the entire planet trembling in the wake of Freeza’s true power, the glow dims enough for you to see it.“A-Amazing...!” Meloka says, you simply nodding your head in agreement. This power coming from Freeza is overwhelming, far beyond King Cold’s power. Freeza’s body changed with his transformation, his skin now a shiny golden as if made from the metal. You all look on awestruck as Freeza floats before you all, his aura overwhelming. But then you feel it, his aura begins to falter! After a few moments that golden glow disappears entirely, Freeza reverting back to his previous form and collapsing to the ground.“Freeza!!” you shout, leaping immediately over to your fallen friend. You pick him up off the ground, Freeza tiredly chuckling.“Ohohoho... I... I did it.” he says, before losing consciousness. King Cold proudly takes his son from your arms, an expression of such pride on his face.“You will one day surpass me, my son.” King Cold says with a smile. “And at this rate, I’ll live long enough to see it. Thank you, Karn. Despite my doubts, you’ve pushed my son to the level I was never able to reach. Thank you.”And before you could reply King Cold flew off with his son, leaving just you and Meloka to train. As for her training, Meloka spent the time not training with you to gain some measure of control in her newfound Super Saiyan 3 power in the Gravity Chamber. She was determined to make this power her own. But despite her training, her body simply isn’t ready for that level of power. After five months of training, she still can’t hold onto that form on her own for more than a minute before reverting back. It also drains her power far faster than Ascended, but that is a secondary problem compared to her body being unable to regulate that much power. With your Berserk form your body greatly changes to better wield your strength, but with Super Saiyan 3 generating even more power it’s hard for her body to withstand. But that doesn’t stop her from trying.However, despite Meloka and Freeza’s impressive efforts, their training doesn’t bear the best results.cont
>>3175241“You said you had a special attack you wanted to show me?” you’d asked Guldo, the weakest, yet in your eyes the most dangerous member of the Ginyu Force two months after King Vegeta and Emilia Zoldyck departed.”That’s right! I’ve developed something special!” Guldo says excitedly. “I was wondering if you wanted to check it out?”“Of course!” you’d replied. “Show it to me!”“Right! For this, I’ll need you to hold still.” Guldo says. “I’m still working on being able to use telekinesis to hold them in place while I fire, but for now I just want to show it off.”“Alright, hit me!” you’d said, transforming into a Super Saiyan and dropping into your stance. “Show me your new attack!”“TIME PRISON!!” Guldo shouts, firing an odd-looking ball of purple energy. It strikes you square in the chest, but nothing happens. Blinking, you see Guldo’s gone, focusing your senses you feel Guldo is behind you, along with Captain Ginyu.“I already knew you could stop time.” you say, turning around. “Hey Captain, when’d you get here?”“I’ve been here for almost half a minute.” Ginyu says, you feeling impressed. You couldn’t sense his ki just a moment ago, he’s gotten good at hiding it. “Alright Guldo, hit me!”“TIME PRISON!!” Guldo shouts, this time hitting the captain with his attack. You look on confused as nothing happens.“Guldo, what’s this?” you ask him.“I knew you wouldn’t realize how great this technique was from the inside, so while you were frozen I asked the Captain along.” Guldo says, his voice clearly strained. “But right now the Captain can’t hear you. He’s frozen in time, back when I hit him with that blast. While he’s under it’s effect he won’t realize any time at all has passed, allowing the other members of the Ginyu Force to attack without being frozen in time as well.”“A targeted time freeze?” you ask, stunned. This new technique of Guldo’s is amazing! “Incredible, Guldo! That’s such an insane attack, I’d never even considered such a thing was possible!”“I’m rather proud of it myself.” Guldo says, sighing out and releasing Captain Ginyu,“Everyone, to my ship, immediately.” King Cold’s voice booms out over his ship’s pa, “This is urgent, I’ve just discovered where Babidi plans to strike!”-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 73 Paused-
>>3175246Guldo confirmed BESTest mage
>>3175246Guldo has just shot up to Absolutely Necessary in the ToP, if we go through with Ginyu going for Jiren's body
>>3175246And that’s it, everyone enjoying the ride? Enjoying the fruits of your training, and your allies’ newfound powers? Ready to take the fight to Babidi, and hopefully stop his plans before he can awaken Majin Buu? All this and more when Saiyan Conqueror Quest resumes, 11am EST! And most important of all, having fun?
Whew. He actually managed the transformation. GG Freeza. Now you just have to work on truly mastering it.Also good job Guldo! That's impressive as shit.Say GD, I know we're paused now, but do you think you could update the PL's before you go? Please?
>>3175250He’s been putting in work. Guy’s determined to not let his team down, and even adapting his signature technique to better fight with his allies.>>3175255He’s certainly a very useful ally. As long as Jiren the Wall doesn’t break his time control even easier than he broke Hit’s.>>3175259Mastery over golden is a long, long ways off. It won’t happen for awhile.And I’d planned to, before the power went out at my house. Damn snowstorm, I have to find the flashlight so I can copy the written-down numbers into the pastebin.
>>3175259>Mastery over golden is a long, long ways off. It won’t happen for awhile.>And I’d planned to, before the power went out at my house. Damn snowstorm, I have to find the flashlight so I can copy the written-down numbers into the pastebin.Oh yeah, I don't expect Mastery for a good long while, but the fact that he has access to the form, and can actually work towards mastery, makes me so proud of him.Oh damn man. I hope it comes back on soon! Make sure to stay warm!
>>3175246Ohhhhh yeeeeeah, Green Daddy gonna get the Cap a new body in the tournament.>>3175257Hype as shit for Guldo being uber relevant.
>>3175269Psssh, how long could it take? All that canon freezie-pop needed to do to master it was spend a few...mooonths? I think it's months, Super was really dedicated to not fucking giving a single shit about timeframes. Anyways, he spent a few months(?) in hell working on energy control and it was ez pz for him.God damn do I hate super...it just makes everything harder to suss out with the shit it does
>>3175269how long can freeza stay gold?
>>3175269I still think thats bullshit how he can not only notice when he's in a time stop and break it without even having related powers
>Kill Babidi>Beat down Cooler until he returns to his senses>King Cold approaches>Decides that the best way to punish his FOOLISH son is to spank him>In front of everyone>Especially in front of his nemesis, Karn
>>3175273Should have rephrased, controlling Golden so it’s a usable form is still a long ways off.And I’m not betting on it. Good thing I’m fucking adapted to the cold at this point. I have an outside room, and am right above the garage door to the basement. My room’s always cold as shit. But this is why you always have multiple portable chargers charged and ready to go.>>3175279We’ll see.>>3175289Super was really bad with time, even worse than Namek.>>3175293A few seconds.>>3175303Jiren is dumb, his backstory is dumb, and only good for making boring characters more interesting by comparison. Like Botamo.>>3175310Kek. He wouldn’t show his face for several years, maybe decades.
>>3175310>he tries to break out of ol' dad's grip>flashes up to final form attempting to do so>dad's been training, his grip is firm>that ancient, calloused palm is ever so rough on his bottom
>>3175317>And I’m not betting on it. Good thing I’m fucking adapted to the cold at this point. I have an outside room, and am right above the garage door to the basement. My room’s always cold as shit. But this is why you always have multiple portable chargers charged and ready to go.Shit man that's rough. I hope you have a space heater or something!
>>3175322Reminder that cold is an ABSOLUTE UNIT
>>3175317how far along are we on mastering berserk? what about broly?
So boys and girls. Its PL TIME!Karn- 3,103,000Super Saiyan Karn, 155,150,000Ascended Super Saiyan, 310,300,000Berserker Super Saiyan, 300,000,000-850,000,000That's one hell of a jump. But wait there's more!Meloka(wife)- 2,994,000Super Saiyan, 149,700,000 Ascended Super Saiyan, 299,400,000Super Saiyan 3, 1,197,600,000So, Meloka has much higher PL then us....for about 1-5 minutes....if her body doesn't give out before her KI does. King Vegeta- 829,000Super Saiyan, 41,450,000Ascended Super Saiyan, 82,900,000Gets went up just abit before he had to go.Nappa- 671,703Super Saiyan, 33,585,150Ultra Super Saiyan, 67,170,300Nappa's learned Ultra SS.Tunnip- 530,000Super Saiyan, 26,500,000Ascended Super Saiyan, 53,000,000Tunnip Ascended.Lord Freeza- 1,347,000Second Form, 2,694,000Third Form, 10,776,000Final Form, 161,640,000Full Power, 323,280,000Golden, ????Kek. Freeza's first form is stronger then his second canon form now. Heck he's stronger then our improved SS2 PL now.Bardock- 1,745,000Super Saiyan, 87,250,000 Ascended Super Saiyan, 174,500,000Bardock got more Swoleptain Ginyu- 17,340,000Jeice- 397,000Burter- 395,000Recoome- 304,000Guldo- 219,700The Ginyu's got more swole.Arctus- 639,600Final Form, 170,428,000So did our favorite drunk. King Cold(Second form)- 164,000,000First form, 82,000,000Third form, 657,000,000Final form, 9,840,000,000Even King Cold got more swole! He's up 1.84 Billion in his final form for as long as he can hold it.
>>3175345Oh shit son.Cell soon? Cell HAS to happen soon, at the levels we're hitting.
>>3175351Fuck no. Cell probably won't even be a thing in this quest, cause Goku never went to earth, never blew up his son and fucked up the RR Army, and Gero never got DNA from any off planet sources besides probably Kami.
>>3175361Cell is a timeline traveller. He doesn't have to have any of that here to show up.All he needs is to gank a Trunks (he deserves it) and hitch a ride on bulma's time machine.
>>3175364Hey maybe then the SKoT WILL DO HER FUCKING JOB.Regardless, I hope GD doesn't do that, cause there really isn't a reason for Cell to show up here.
>>3175364Well semi-canon Cell showing up wouldn't have the absurd over-training genetic memory of our timeline peeps so he'd not be any different than normal (he'd still be way fucking stronger than anyone here but still.). He COULD show up but he wouldn't be as worrisome as Gero getting the maximum overswole of our characters for a new and improved Cell.And if canonish Cell did show up absolutely fucking no one would be on Earth worth getting. Gero would likely have an entirely different set of androids and even design philosophy behind them if he survived the return of KP. Gero's androids also wouldn't be so absurdly strong because he never would have witnessed stupidly powerful fighters with his drones that hitched a ride to Namek so his androids would actually probably sit somewhere in the high tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands rather than in the ludicrous levels they were at in canon.It's a pretty neat butterfly effect.
>>3175371>Betting on a kai to do their jobAlso>Thinking there needs to be much of a reason when bulma's time machine is a jank piece of shit that shunts you to a random timeline instead of doing true time travelThe way that the time machine functions is reason enough for it to be able to happen. You're just having a kneejerk response to THE BEST VILLAIN IN ALL OF DRAGONBALL, cell. DENIERS ARE FREE TO FIGHT ME
>>3175330Nah, I just got bodyheat son. My last ex was like a fucking vampire, she was ice to the touch. Yet I pour out enough for two.>>3175335You’re further than Broly, who hasn’t spent much time recently working on it.>>3175351>>3175361>>3175364>>3175371Why would Cell show up here, when Towa can send you to a timeline with Cell running around?>>3175378Som go to sleep.
>>3175351King Cold is as strong as Android 18. Perfect Cell is way the fuck out of our league.
>>3175382>Why would Cell show up here, when Towa can send you to a timeline with Cell running around?See, this is a good way to get a Cell fight, rather then him just appearing in our timeline.Come on GD. Just give us a percentage.Also stay warm you bloody madman.
>>3175383Perfect Cell's only given powerlevel that we know of is 900,000,000 which is juuuust above our strongest when berserking and a decent amount below Meloka's in SS3. And fuckin leagues below Final Form king cold, even if he can only hold it for like three seconds.Besides, I didn't say right now, I said soon
>>3175382>you will never know the comfy feel of being a woman with a boyfriend who has a high body temperaturewhy even live brosi have some genetic defect that prevents me from sweating at all, so my body is hot as fuck all the time. i also live in alabama where it's 90+ all summer, so i have to douse my clothes in water to keep from getting heatstroke, and you can see steam rising off my body when i go inside. I wear shorts unless it's under 40 outside. upside is, i barely have to drink any water.
>>3175397Well at least you'll never have a clammy handshake
>>3175399True.kek, you know what? remember shishio? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ld3MKr6XYAit's kind of like his situation except you pass out instead of bursting into flame, which is considerably less awesome.
>>3175397
Also, since I forgot to mention it so far: welcome to Age 743. >>3175393>Just give us a percentageNoDoing that would both encourage and probably disappoint anons.>Also stay warm you bloody madman.I am the heat. But appreciate the sentiment.>>3175397>why even live brosSo you can see what happens next, of course.>spoilerShit. You need to move further north and live in a damn igloo or something.
>>3175405>So you can see what happens next, of course.Accurate>Shit. You need to move further north and live in a damn igloo or something.I really, really want to. I hate the heat so god damn much. I also hate everyone telling me it's freezing in my house and that i need to stoke the fire.As long as my pipes don't freeze, i don't give a shit. Put on some clothes.
>>3175405Don't pull a Toriyama by introducing the numbers to us and then refusing to use themGive us the damn percentages!
>>3175405Give us the damn numbers GD. You can't just give us numbers and then take them away.
>>3175345So has anyone noticed how ungodly fast Meloka's powerlevel grows? Like seriously, we just can't pull ahead more then a couple hundred thousand, no matter what. We got three months of special training in that she didn't, and she still managed to close the gap in, what, one training session? Then we just now super crit and got a huge powerlevel rise, while all of her training was probably focused on trying to acclimate to SSJ3, and she still managed to close the gap to 100k. Is GD just raising her powerlevel to match whatever ours is?
>>3175426It's the power of crazy, anon.
>>3175426Maybe it's some kind of zenkai from ss3 almost killing her and us bringing her back from the brink every time
>>3175408That heat is awful. I visit family down there every year or so, and fuck that.>>3175409>>3175414If you really want the numbers, 19% is what you’re at as far as mastering Berserk.>>3175426Her training consisted of gaining some measure of use over Super Saiyan 3’s power, working on her varied ki attacks, and trying her best to keep up with your own power.>>3175427>>3175430This is also an acceptable answer.
>>3175436Oh dude, that's not disappointing at all. That's a huge bump up.
>>3175436Almost 1/4th of the way there, brothers
>>3175436A little less than what I had hoped for, but better than nothing.
>>3175436>19%A fifth of the way there’s pretty decent. Can’t even imagine what it’s upper limit is going to look like at this rate though. The multiplier’s already almost 280x.
Arctus- 639,600 Final Form, 170,428Missing a few zeros GD
>>3175474>mastered berserk>just chilling around being eight feet tall>casually throwing star-busters out into the cosmos while chatting with friends>sleep on your back screaming out a mouth beam the entire timeWhy would you ever want to leave this incredibly mentally taxing and destructive form? I think mastery in berserk will have less of an effect on how much it increases power and have more of an effect on how easily it can be controlled. It'll still get stronger but I feel the point of berserk is that it turns you into a generator while other forms burn off your power but berserk does it at the cost of turning into a very angry very destructive monkeyman.
>>3175483I still would extremely prefer we work on Primal.
>>3175656Want to work on both, since one of the big end goals is Primal Berserk.
>>3175246“Alright, about time!” you say, popping your knuckles. “Let’s get this bastard.”“Ginyu Force! Move out!” Captain Ginyu shouts, he and Guldo taking off. You fly along with them, you sensing everyone on the planet converging at King Cold’s ship. By the time you and the Ginyus arrive, having been on the far side of the planet, everyone else has already assembled outside King Cold’s ship. The three of you touch down, seeing King Cold looking angry.“Alright, now that everyone’s here, let’s get down to business.” he says, pointing a remote to a Vox-style floating screen, a star map appearing on it. “Thanks to the tracker the Black Reaper here snuck onto Babidi’s ship, I now know where his destination is.”You see the blinking red dot on the map, it zooming in. It has just passed one star system, seemingly heading right for anotherone. And as it zooms in further, that planet it’s approaching looks kinda familiar, Wait, hey isn’t that-?From the information Arctus has hacked from Babidi’s ship through the bug, I’ve translated some of his plans. He plans to tear open a gateway to the underworld, unleashing the armies of Hell on an unsuspecting world. But that is only a bonus. His true goal will be in binding the Lord of Hell himself, the Demon King Dabura.”“Dabura?” you think, glancing over to Raven as everyone begins muttering before King Cold silences you.“But that’s not all. For his plan to work, he needs a planet where much blood has been spilt. He needs a world where countless billions have died agonizing deaths, weakening the barrier between this world and the next.” King Cold says, a sudden rage boiling up inside as your fears are confirmed. “Babidi plans to unleash hell itself on New Salda.”“I’ll kill that bastard!” you shout, turning fully to Raven. “Send me there, now!”“Ri-“ she starts, before King Cold shouts.“WAIT!” he commands, everyone present freezing including yourself. “Do not yet open that portal.”“What the hell?” you ask, confused. “I’m going to stop him!”“Before he’s arrived?” King Cold asks you frostily. “Then Babidi will realize he’s being tracked, and disapper again. This is our chance to end him. Once and for all.”“D-Dammit!” you seethe, visibly fuming. You know King Cold’s right, but you don’t want to put your people at risk yet again. You don’t need another war breaking out on your doorstep. It’s only been a few years since the Covenant invasion, your home hasn’t yet fully recovered. “How long? How long until they arrive and we move in?”“We leave in ten minutes.” King Cold says, surprising you all. “His ship should be landing on New Salda within five, and it will take him time to prepare his ritual. If we can stop him before opening his gateway to hell, we can kill him and stop this disaster, as well as Majin Buu’s rebirth before it starts. Any questions?”>cont
>>3175719Well?>No, it’s go time!>What can Babidi actually do?>Do you know who or what else Babidi has at his disposal?>Any traps he could have laid out for us?>What do we do with Cooler?>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3175720>Do we have a backup plan in case he tries to run away immediately? Cooler can teleport.
>>3175723This and we should make sure Raven is around to counter any of his magics.
>>3175723I'm assuming we go in ascended ssj champion and try to speedblitz Babidi, but never hurts to have a backup.
>>3175723>>3175728>>3175734Do we have a backup plan in case he tries to run away immediately? Cooler can teleport wins it. Writing.
>>3175720>>Do we have a backup plan in case he tries to run away immediately? Cooler can teleport.>>Should I contact King Vegeta and the others? It's likely they will be able to sense Cooler and Babadi's approach and so will The Guardian.
Should we tell Towa?
>>3175755She already knows man. Did you miss the epilogue last thread where she showed up to King Cold's dreams and told him what Babidi's plans are?
Also, while I would vastly perfer stopping Babadi before he got his ritual off, and protecting what's left of our species?The chance to say that 'Hell itself invaded the New Salda and they forced it to retreat' would be sooooooo good.
>>3175771No. Killing midgets is the game plan today.
>>3175780....Did you just skip over the entire first half of my post where I explicitly said 'while I would vastly perfer stopping Babadi before he got his ritual off, and protecting what's left of our species'?Get your eyes checked anon.
>>3175771>Portal to hell opens>Chaos in hell as Saiyans invade en masse
I think we should ask Cold for a sanctuary planet where the saiyans can actually repopulate without the threat of being wiped out every six months knocking the population back down to about twelve people.
Actually shit guys, all our dead saiyan bothers and sisters are in all! If Hell invades, that just means the living saiyans, and the legions of dead saiyans trapped in hell, can fight side by side against the demonic invasion to protect their species!
>>3175720“Yeah, I have one.” you say. “What if as soon as we get there, Babidi runs? Cooler’s Instant Transmission could let him get away.”“Simple.” King Cold replies with a smirk. “You will stop him.”“I will?” you ask, the old conqueror nodding.“As soon as Raven opens her portal, you are to telepathically call out Cooler, and challenge him. Fly directly to Cooler, and challenge him face-to-face. His anger and desire to defeat you will hopefully overpower Babidi’s mind control, and allow us to finally kill him.”“I’ll handle Cooler.” you say, popping your knuckles. “No matter how powerful Babidi’s made him, I’ll take him down.”“Remember, you need to keep Cooler’s attention focused on touoff of the rest of us.” King Cold says. “Babidi is bound to have more servants bound to his will to try and slow us, along with whatever magic he’ll unleash. Your task will be to keep my fool of a son busy so he-““We’ve got a problem!” King Vegeta’s voice suddenly shouts out in your mind. “It’s already started!”“What?” King Cold shouts, you all immediately caught off-guard.“Cooler teleported him here, and Babidi’s already opened a hell portal!” King Vegeta says, everyone immediately springing to action. “Demons are already coming through!”“Move, now!” King Cold commands, everyone springing to action. Raven instantly opens a wide portal to New Salda, you all rushing through. You focus your senses, feeling Cooler’s massive ki battling with King Vegeta and Nappa. You focus on Cooler’s ki, blasting off towards his, King Vegeta’s and Nappa’s powers. You flash up to a Super Saiyan as you fly, arriving just in time to see Cooler on the attack.“BASTARD!!” Nappa shouts, your friend far larger and more powerful than normal as he rushes Cooler in the form you’d fought him in. King Vegeta rushes from the opposite side, yet despite their power you can feel they don’t stand a chance. Cooler swats King Vegeta aside with his tail, grabbing Nappa by the face and putting a finger to his chest.“Die!” Cooler says maliciously, you shouting out.“COOLER!!” you shout, him turning from Nappa and glaring at you.“You.” he says, grinning evilly. You feel his ki exploding upwards, his blue aura flared up wildly as red lightning dances along his body. He’s at least twice as powerful as he was when you’d fought him before, this will be a fight. “I’ve been waiting for this! You die this day, Super Saiyan!”What form will you take?>Stay Super Saiyan>Go Ascended Super Saiyan>Berserk, go all out!>Other(write in)
>>3175719>There’s another invasion of New Salda happeningI swear to god, what would it take to make everyone leave our planet the fuck alone? Also, wouldn’t it be the Demon Realm Babidi’s opening a portal to? I thought Hell’s a whole different place, under Enma’s jurisdiction.
>>3175845>“YOU STILL OWE ME A TECHNIQUE, YOU FUCK!”>Berserk, go all out!
>>3175859Supportan. Call him out on it real good, get angry.
>>3175801>demons laugh as they begin to invade>demons scream as saiyans realize demons are in fact edible and will constantly reform in Hell for endless meals and frequent fights
>>3175845>>Stay Super Saiyan>>Go Ascended Super Saiyan>>You disapoint me Cooler! Instead of working to get stronger and beating me with your own strength, you sold your soul to wizard because you couldn't put in the effort to beat me on your own, your not a even a fellow warrior anymore, your just a mad dog that needs to be put down!Yeah, its wordy, but we need Coolers attention on us, so I figure it's called for and IC.
>>3175845>Berserk, go all out!I bet Karn's going to say some cheesy one-liner back at him once he goes berserk.
>>3175864....Fuck. I meant to vote for 'Go Ascended Saiyan'. Not have the stay super saiyan vote in there. Fuck me.
>>3175845>Go ascended>YOU OWE ME COOLER! YOU COWARDLY BITCH
>>3175859Support
>>3175845Congratulation BOI2.0You get to burn in hell
So. Where are all the dead saiyans that got sent to hell? Are they fighting the invasion force while still in Hell?
>>3175879They might have been sent to HFIL instead of Hell.
>>3175862>Then the saiyans that die in the fight are transported to hell, and start eating the demons on the other side>During all of this, the already dead SAIYAN start showing their zenkai boostsThis goes down in history as how the saiyans invaded hell and proceeded to conquer it
>>3175889I just wonder how many Saiyans would be willing to claim demonic waifus.Demons are pretty strong. And sometimes they're pretty hot, too.There's a non-zero chance that after this event, the saiyan population will have a small percentage of demonic blood in it. Discounting towa's kid, I mean.
>>3175893>HEY YOU! There's a demon with huge boobs over there!>Uh, cool?>IT WOULD BE IF YOU WEREN'T GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED SO HARD!Focus, anon. Focus!
>>3175896Huge boobs means more food for the kids, you fool! Think of the benefits!
>>3175859>>3175860>>3175864>>3175867>>3175872>>3175875Go Berserk plus write in wins it. Roll me a 2d100
Rolled 25, 29 = 54 (2d100)>>3175902HERE WE GO BOYS
Rolled 80, 64 = 144 (2d100)>>3175902oh we went berserk right away, Oh fuck me
>>3175909You know what this means? Champion Of New Salda Berserk Karn! WRATH OF MOTHER NATURE!RULES OF NATURE!
>>3175909Good.
Rolled 40, 89 = 129 (2d100)>>3175902Let's do it.
>>3175905>>3175909>>317591980/100, 89/100. Double success, writing.His full, undivided attention is now on you
>>3175931Good. He'll need it if he wants to withstand the can of whoopass he opened by deciding to follow Babidi's plan of attacking New Salda
>>3175931It kinda has to be or he'd wind up dead against Berserk.
>>3175931He can't avoid us anymore.
>>3175845“I die this day? Don’t make me laugh.” you taunt, stepping forward. “You’re a cowardly bastard who sold his soul for this? Is this little bit of power all your soul was worth? You’re pathetic Cooler.”“All?” Cooler asks. “No, not all. I’ll show you the unfathomable depths of power I now have at my disposal! HRRRAAAAAAAA!!!”Cooler roars as his body begins expanding, his power suddenly exploding upward. His body morphs in front of you as he transforms, body growing almost twice his normal height as his power skyrockets. You wath as he again takes his form similar to Arctus’s. “With this power granted to me, I shall destroy you once and for all!” he shouts, plates then shifting to cover his face.“So this is your real power?” you ask Cooler, smirking. You know just what to say to get under his skin now, and keep him focused on you. “Seems that selling your soul to Babidi was worth at least something. Unlike the last time we fought, this time I won’t have to hold back. I’ll get to use my full power.”“You... You... Were holding back?” Cooler says stunned. You watch as his expression changes from shock, then to anger. “You dared take me lightly?! I’LL DESTROY YOU!!”“GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” you roar, your aura exploding out around you. You dig deep into that power hidden deep within, unleashing your full Berserk might. Your aura shifts from golden to green, body swelling to accommodate your full power. “This time, Cooler, I’m not going to be holding back. Now you get to face my real power!”Well? How will you start this showdown off?>Rush and attack >Rush and Su Ma>Defend, see what he can dish out>Evade and counter whatever Cooler dishes out>Keep your distance and use your less lethal ki attacks>Other(write in)
>>3176111>Rush and Su Ma>Activate mobile energy body
>>3176111>>Rush and attack
>>3176111>>Rush and Su Ma>>Activate mobile energy body
>>3176111>Rush and attack Time to see which of us hits harder.
>>3176111>Berserk.>"Let me Show you TRUE Power!"
>>3176129You’re already Berserk
>>3176138oh then>Rush and Su Ma>Activate mobile energy body
>>3176138Sorry i missed that I've been up for a while..
>>3176111>Rush and Su Ma>Keep your distance and use your less lethal ki attacks
>>3176111>Rush and Su MaMonkey Time!
Rolled 5, 5, 69, 65, 51, 39, 28, 65, 22 = 349 (9d100)>>3176118>>3176119>>3176120>>3176127>>3176140>>3176148Rush and Su Ma, and try for your Ki Body technique as well wins it. Roll me a 4d100.First DC 80
Rolled 13, 88, 100, 76 = 277 (4d100)>>3176183BIIIIIITCH
Rolled 98, 18, 28, 76 = 220 (4d100)>>3176183TIME FOR THE PAIN!
Rolled 47, 54, 93, 98 = 292 (4d100)>>3176183OH GOD
>>3176185WELL THEN, SOMEONE GET THE FIRST ROLL, I WANT TO BREAK THIS DILDO! >>3176183I am disappointed >>3176187>>3176189YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WEEEEEEE BROKE THIS BITCH!
Rolled 35, 52, 2, 16 = 105 (4d100)>>3176183
>>3176185>>3176187>>3176189COOLER BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>3176185>>3176187>>3176189
>>3176183>>3176185>>3176187>>>> Anonymous (ID: s4DKfB/a) 01/13/19(Sun)13:47:04 No.3176187▶>Rolled 98, 18, 28, 76 = 220 (4d100)>>>3176183>TIME FOR THE PAIN!>>3176189>> 98, 88, 100, 98.HE KILLED HIM! WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!
>>3176185>>3176187>>317618998/100, 88/100, CRIT/100, 98/100. Well then, writing.
>>3176199Local monkey kills space lizard.
He may be cooler, but we're ICE FUCKING COLD, BABY
>>3176199And we got motherfucking dubs>>3176195>>3176194>>3176193>>3176189>>3176187Gentleman, its been an honor, press F everyone, this faggot owes us two techniques now.>>3176203Do the dubs count for something too?
>Berserk Karn bends Cooler over his knee and applies the spanking that bitch has had coming for years now
>Cooler: "Bitch I'll teach you to hold back on me">Karn: "Bitch I'll teach you WHY I hold back on you"I can't wait for the next batch of rolls where we job uncontrollably.
>>3176203Hey GD I specifi i meant this Energy Body- Coat your body in ki to partially absorb the impact and damage from melee strikes. Works far better against physical strikes than ki or magical attacks.Not this Unmovable Energy Body- Upgrade of Energy Body. Coat your body in extremely hardened ki, making you virtually immune to physical attacks. However, you’re unable to move while the technique is active, and nonphysical attacks are only partially negated.
>>3176203Karns powerlevel: MAXIMUM^2
>>3176203I can't wait for Freezer to Ohoho as his smug prick brother bites the dust.
>>3176218No.This
>>3176203THOSE DUBS BETTER COUNT FOR SOMETHING
>>3176203I need the write in vote from the last vote used here>>3175859this one, you didn't use it. And it is to appropriate to not use even if he gets offended like a bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0DrXyzlHM8Break his tail like a music instrument.
So is cooler our timelines Yamaha now? Cause he's definitely filling in the position. Fuck guldo's better than him, that said guldo's boss, but still
>>3176363First off, no, he's OUR Vegeta, like Raditz is to Chaya Broly and Chili.Second, don't you ever compare Bitch Faggot Cooler to Good Guy Guldo. He is our low key Krillin, and has done nothing wrong.
>>3176389>>implying coolers our vegeta>>>implying krillin even touches guldo's statusWhat is wrong with you anon?
>>3176431Being correct, what is wrong with you? Though I will say Guldo is better than Krillin.
>>3176389I mean, Guldo hasn't died a single time, so he can't exactly be our Krillin.If anything, Nefarious is our Krillin, he's just a Krillin that turned evil.
>>3176431>>3176441>not realizing that Guldo is our Piccolo, Frieza is our Vegeta, Cooler is our Tien and Frieza Soldier 759 is our YamchaFuck guys come on.
>>3176111https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZpFgkZWHXqA“Die you insolent monkey!!” Cooler roars, flaring his aura wildly. You focus your energy, trying for something you’d never attempted while in this form as it’d always seemed unnecessary. Yet you find it incredibly easy, using your Energy Body technique and shrouding your body in a layer of protective energy. As you do this Cooler roars, charging headlong at you. You roar back, slamming your massive right fist into his. Cooler’s newfound power is impressive, but yours is still greater. You push back, forcing Cooler off-balance as you begin your assault. You take your momentum and add to it,flipping forward into a powerful left axe kick. Cooler barely has time to react, crossing his arms to block your powerful strike. Your heel slams down hard on Cooler’s guard, the ground shattering under Freeza’s brother’s feet. Flipping back you land on your feet and charge in, slamming your left fist hard into Cooler’s jaw.“Gyah!!” Cooler shouts as you strike him, knocking him from his feet and sending him flying.“You won’t get away!” you roar, landing back-first and blasting off after him. You quickly close the gap, flying back-towards the ground before catching up to him, flipping and slamming your knee hard into Cooler’s gut, sending him crashing down into the ground. He hits the ground with enough force to make a crater, striking so hard he bounces up off the ground. You follow up, stomping down on his gut with both feet. Cooler cries out as you stomp down, you leaping up and again stomping down hard on his gut. He cries out again, gathering his ki into his fingertips and firing a barrage of Death Beams up at you. With a double backflip you leap away and out of the massive crater, gathering your ki into a Ki Bomb and tossing it down after Cooler. He manages to dodge the attack, charging you again. You charge back, grabbing Cooler by the face and stopping his charge cold.“RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, squeezing down hard on his head as Cooler cries out, you feeling him creaking and cracking under your crushing grip. You then release him, and with a shout slam yout left fist hard into his face and send Cooler flying.You’ve got the advantage right now, what will you do?>Keep attacking and don’t let up the pressure>Defend, see what he’ll try next>Evade and counter whatever he throws out>Ki Bombs and Scattershots, keep Cooler at range and on the defensive>Rush in and attack, follow up your attacks with ki attacks to destroy him>Super Explosive Wave, blow him away>Super Ki Bomb, take him down>Other(write in)
>>3176445That's almost right, I'd say cooler's our yajirobe, helped once then fucked off refusing to help again.
>>3176449>Keep attacking and don’t let up the pressure>Attempt to cripple him
>>3176449>Begin preparing the mother of all hellzone grenades with your overflowing supply of energy.
>>3176449>Keep attacking and don’t let up the pressureDamn, we fucked his ass up.
>>3176449>That them dropYesssssthis>>3176465BIIIIIIITCH!
>>3176449>>Keep attacking and don’t let up the pressureRemember guys, our goal here is to KO Cooler, NOT Kill Him. So we need to be careful with big energy attacks.
>>3176449>Other: Rush and grapple.Time to get back to our roots. I want this fucboi in an arm-bar.
>>3176449>Keep attacking and don’t let up the pressure
>>3176449Wait....>>3176465>>3176472>>3176471We have to Super Grinder him and break his spine. Its the only way to be sure.
>>3176455>Cooler>being based YajirobeNow I KNOW you're just shitposting.
Let's cripple him and break his hands before he realizes how fucked he is and tries to add IT to the fight
>>3176492Right here>>3176477Break his spine and he can't do shit but scream.
>>3176465Do you WANT King Cold to kick our ass after all this is said and done?
>>3176449>You’ve got the advantage right now, what will you do?
>>3176499We have healing pods, and he's a traitor.Plus his race is bullshit, I'm sure he'll be fine and this way he won't try attacking us while we deal with the real threats, like the betacuck he is
>>3176499He'd on;y get pissed if we killed him, we can cripple him as much as we want, we have healing pods on planet. Duh.
>>3176499Healing pods are a thing, dude.
>>3176499healing pods exist
>>3176500I would imagine voting would be something to do.
>>3176499Eh, combat cripplying probably won't make him happy, but so long as it's something a Healing Pod can fix he probably won't be too pissed.Mostly we just need to shatter Cooler's hands and KO him/ring his head like a doorbell.Without his hands to do that finger trick, and his head to disoriented to lock on to KI Signatures, he can't IT.
>>3176449>>Keep attacking and don’t let up the pressure>>3176510Woops, double miss click.
>>3176465>>3176469>>3176471>>3176472>>3176474>>3176475>>3176476>>3176477>>3176492>>3176516Keep attacking and don’t let up the pressure wins it. Roll me a 3d100.First DC 45Second DC 50Third DC 90
>>3176449>Keep attacking and don’t let up the pressure"I expected a real fight, Cooler"
Rolled 98, 10, 37 = 145 (3d100)>>3176551Here we go again!
Rolled 16, 98, 85 = 199 (3d100)>>3176551
Rolled 83, 23, 44, 57, 62, 55, 21, 74, 19, 39, 72 = 549 (11d100)>>3176551Whoops forgot my own roll. Need numbers for the rest of the battle unfolding.
Rolled 10, 46, 70 = 126 (3d100)>>3176551Monkey time continues.
Rolled 91, 63, 57 = 211 (3d100)>>3176551
>>3176554>>3176555>>3176557Damn. But got them dubs so at least it looks cool.
>>3176554>>3176555>>317655798, 98, 85.Well we just failed that last DC but we still broke Cooler in half AGAIN.
>>3176554>>3176555God, what I'd give to see Babidi's face right now.
>>3176554>>3176555>>317655798/100, 98/100, 85/100. Two great successes and a narrow failure, writing.
>>3176569
Reminder that crippling on its own is ineffective against babidi's minionsA broken neck only made spopovich take a few seconds to fix it
>>3176569Probably going along the lines of>"I have a Cooler.">King Cold and Freeza, "We have a Karn."
>>3176600That's because a jobber breeder did it, not a mountain that talks.
>>3176570The moral of the story is wizards are no substitute for getting immensely jacked.
>>3176610A broken neck is a broken neck, it'd paralyze unaltered humansDon't count on it working for cooler
Babidi's magic doesn't heal broken bits, just made sure thw hummies wouldn't die from it. They still break and can be stopped if crippled enough I think
Look up on Babidi's magic this won't be quite so easy: Besides tremendously increased raw might, the target also gains other benefits, such as the ability to completely control their ki, enabling normal people to fly and produce energy blasts. They gain a seemingly limitless stamina (Vegeta was able to maintain his Super Saiyan 2 form for almost his entire time possessed, and Spopovich did not show signs of weariness despite all the blows he took from fighting Videl). They also become nearly unkillable and zombie-like, feeling little to no pain from injuries and are relatively unfazed by what would normally be fatal injuries. Despite Spopovitch having his neck snapped and spun around, he quickly returned to his feet and casually shifted his neck back into place.
>>3176664so what you're telling us is we should cut of his limbs sans his head then cauterise the stumps then dump his ass some where far away via raven portals. anything i'm forgetting?
>>3176694More that we need to cripple his ability to move by cutting his verves and tendons. Its something a healing pod should be able to fix, but if you sever his tendons...well for example he can't walk no matter how much of a zombie he is if you cut his Achilles Tendon.His heels, back of his knees, wrists, elbows, shoulders, and somewhere along his spine.
>>3176213>but we're ICE FUCKING COLD, BABYNo that's his father
>>3176729I knew someone was gonna do it. I only wondered how long it would take.
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Man, I can't remember. Has GD confirmed Table is around or not? King Vegeta Sr died when King Vegeta II was pretty young, and I can't remember how much older than Table Vegeta is.
>>3176826He is. He also knows Prince Vegeta is now King Vegeta ever since he appeared on TV, but he doesn't know how.
>>3176837We need to go pick him up.
>>3176845Nobody, and I mean NOBODY...except probably Towa, knows he exists. King Vegeta, for all he was a fuck up, did that particular job VERY well.
>>3176866I think GD has said that Little Vegeta knows he exists, he just has no idea where he's at.
>>3176449“I’m not done with you yet!!” you roar, blasting up off the ground at Cooler. You see him lifting his right hand to his forehead, he’s gonna escape! You pour more power into your flight, reaching Cooler just before his fingertips touch. With a roar you slam your fist into his hand, you feeling the bones in his hand shatter.“AAAAAUUUAAAAAAAGH!!!” Cooler roars, clutchinng his hand. You’ve got him now!“IS THIS IT?!!” you roar in his face, slamming your other hand hard into his guts. Cooler cries out in agony, you telling him exactly what you think of him. “Was this what you sold your soul for?Betraying your brother and father, everything they’ve worked for, and for what? Just to get beat again, and by a monkey no less?!”“QUIET!!” Cooler roars, his ki exploding out from him in a powerful Explosive Wave. His sudden outpouring of power knocks you back a moment, you bracing against his power. “You know nothing, Saiyan! I was always smarter and better at ruling than my brother, yet father always favored him! No matter what I did, Freeza was always father’s favorite! It was always “Freeza this” and “Freeza that,” and I’m done! I will no longer be second fiddle!”“By betraying your father and everything he’s worked for?” you ask, Cooler glaring angrily at you. “You traitor! You disgust me!”“Silence, Saiyan!” he roars, charging at you. You’ve had it with Cooler’s shit, you’re ending this. Now.“GGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, charging at Cooler. He swings for your head, you tanking his punch and charging through it.“W-Wha-!!” Cooler shouts in surprise, interrupted by your fist slamming hard into his face. Your attack sends Cooler flying, you unleashing another bellow as you charge after him. You quickly catch back up to him, unleashing a barrage of powerful blows against Cooler. Your attacks smash into him over and over and over again, before with a final roar you slam a two-handed axe-handle down onto his chest and sending Cooler crashing to the ground. You drift down, touching down beside the newly-made crater as the dust clears, you seeing Cooler struggling to rise.“D-DAMN YOU!!” he roars, blasting back off the ground at you and swinging for your head. You don’t move, simply tanking his punch. Cooler’s eyes widen in surprise, stepping back fearfully.“Wha-What the hell are you?! Cooler asks, trembling. “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!!”“I am-!” you say, before you both freeze. You sense something massive, yet somehow familiar has arrived on New Salda. After a moment, looking towards the source you see a massive shape rising up to it’s full height.cont
>>3176893Oh f***
>>3176893>Interrupting us before we can say the line. I don't know what that is, but it's gonna die for interrupting the line.
>>3176893I swear to god midget, IF YOU SENT BIG GETTI STAR, AGAIN, WE WILL END YOU!
>>3176893It's Trigon, isn't it?
>>3176893“Trigon...” you mutter, feeling his massive demonic ki as the demon fully steps into your realm. You can feel the full weight of his power like the enhanced gravity of your Gravity Chamber, Cooler stepping back fearfully.“What the hell is that?” he says, tripping and falling back as he cowers before the masisve demon’s power. You reach down, grabbing Cooler by one of his horns and forcing him to look.“Look what you’ve done!” you shout at the feared tyrant. “This is YOUR FAULT! If you didn’t act like such a spoiler child, we could have stopped this! Now c’mon, we’re taking that thing down!”“Taking it down? Taking it down?!” Cooler shouts, scrambling to get away. “You’re out of your damn mind! I’m not fighting that thing!”“You’re Fucking WORTHLESS!!” you roar, tossing Cooler away. “You’re nothing more than a damn coward! Fine, run away! But every single Saiyan that dies here today’s blood is on your hand, and when this is over, I’m coming to collect.”With that said you turn from Cooler, flaring your powerful green Berserk aura up and launching yourself into the sky. You fly off towards the massive shape of Trigon, seeing the demon firing his Eye Beams at someone... UBO!! You feel your friend’s ki swelling as he does his best to repel the demon’s attack, you increasing your speed as much as you can and flying headlong at the demon. You have to hurry, before it’s too late!https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dg9jgd0xTvU-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 73 End-
>>3176911I'd be more worried about some Majin'd Godzilla or something. But it could be Trigon yes.
>>3176905Whatever it is our power is at least three times more maximum than it.
>>3176916Oh for fucks sake, guess we need to bend him over our knee next. Sooner than expected, but not unpleasant.BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!
>>3176916On a scale of 1 to AAAAAAAAAAAAH, how fucked are we?
>>3176916yfw cooler got trunks'd
>>3176916Fucking cowardly space lizards, and dumb interdimensional demon dad's
>>3176916>spoiled* childnot spoiler, even if we could break his head to vent ki and brain out of it.>>3176923Solid 7 or 8, not the worst we have ever dealt with. Just gotta dragon it.
>>3176916Oh my fucking god. Cooler you worthless fucking cunt. Time to see if Berserk Dragonforce can do this. We don't have Supervillain to go with it like we did with the Theros Gods, but he's not in their league... right? Right?
>>3176916Well shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Time for Champion Berserk boys and girls.God this is going to suck. Trigon is almost as strong as Dabura and there isn't a single mortal in the universe that's strong enough to take The Demon King right now by WQM. Our only option here is forcing Trigon back into hell, and closing the gate, before we all end up dead.Also GD. What was 5th Form Majin Cooler's PL by chance?
>>3176930We weren't using supervillain on the theros gods, we only popped that vs. ace, and promptly shattered his spine.However, Trigon is an ABSOLUTE UNIT so this is probably going to be difficult if not impossible. We certainly won't be able to kill him with dragonforce yet, i wouldn't even try.
>>3176939You do know how Dragon Force works right? If we hit him we can make him feel it regardless of what he does.
>>3176939I am like 90% sure we had Supervillain going the entire time.>>3176932Oh my god, I forgot about Champion. Champion Berserk Dragonforce, this is gunna be amazing.
>>3176943It isn't all-powerful though. We still need to actually be able to put enough power behind it to finish him, which i don't think karn has.
>>3176932Green on green makes the big man scream.
>>3176916>Inb4 we arrive just as Ubo asks Trigon if he can date his daughterI wonder how Trigon would react?
>>3176932>tfw the only thing angrier than Karn right now is the planet for having unnatural demons on its surfaceIf Karn goes any greener he will actually be the Hulk.
>>3176954You know, I wouldn't think he would think of that, but he might say as something he heard Raven mumbling about.
>>3176916And that’s it for this weekend, everyone having fun? Ready to face your strongest opponent yet? Wondering what happened to everyone else, and what else Babidi’s done? All this and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest!>>3176922Kek.>>3176923You’re gonna find out.>>3176924He realizes he fucked up.>>3176925This arc is fast approaching it’s grand conclusion, and an insane final battle.>>3176927Good catch on the typo.>>3176930You could try.>>3176932You can try.He is very powerful, and no. There’s one mortal strong enough to fight him. For a little while at least.>Cooler’s PLSoon. I’ll have to update the pastebin witht his numbers before the next run.>>3176954Ha.>>3176961Kek.
>>3176932Eh, I think we can take him. Perfect Cell’s power level, if memory serves, clocked in at about 900 mil, and Dabura’s was only equal to his after he got the Majin boost, and Trigon’s even weaker then him. If we bring him down to ground level and use Champion stacked on Berserk we could probably wipe the floor with him.
>>3176965>There’s one mortal strong enough to fight him. For a little while at least.meloka or freeza? or someone else?
>>3176965>>>3176925>This arc is fast approaching it’s grand conclusion, and an insane final battle.>>>3176932 (You)>You can try.>He is very powerful, and no. There’s one mortal strong enough to fight him. For a little while at least.>>Cooler’s PL>Soon. I’ll have to update the pastebin witht his numbers before the next run.Don't really have much choice. It won't let us beat Trigon at this point but it will help if we can pull it off.Good on Freeza. Too bad his Golden Form lasts 5 seconds.Thanks GD.
Final Dragon Flash Trigon into the fucking sun
>>3176967Trigon is probably a Magical Man though unlike Dabura who could spit on people. And as we know magic gets really fucky.Besides, who's to say Trigon hasn't been Majin'd? He probably hasn't. Probably.
>>3176965>>>One mortalOh you bastard, don't tell me thus is a way of possibly killing of cold... is it? Please don't. I can see him doing it to sacrifice himself, and cause it's past his time but c'mon. unless you mean Frieza in which case I doubt head die or this wasn't the route and it's now in your notes
>>3176975maybe gold mode would last just long enough if we all our power including the power in the bloodstone
>>3176967You are taking the actual canon at face value and not at all considering how GD is running things. If Trigon was only 800-900 Million, 1 Billion at most like you seem to think, King Cold, Karn, and Meloka, could all casually beat his ass, but that isn't the case here. Trigon is far beyond anyone on New Salda's ability to fight, except for Golden Freeza, and even then it's only for the handful of seconds the form lasts.
>>3176984>yfw Frieza dies and Karn reeees so hard Towa is forced to step in and tell him about the dragonballs>yfw Karn now travels to Earth to claim them>yfw Piccolo killed the dragon and trapped Kami so no dragon>yfw Karn beats information out of KP until he dies and goes to Namek>yfw Guru tries to tell Karn to fuck off so Karn kills 99% of Namek>yfw Karn forces the Namekians to wish Frieza back to life>yfw this only takes two daysBest result?
>>3176965So Karn basically just went full on Toppo Time on Cooler, how does cooler (and anyone who was watching) feel about this? https://youtu.be/1CDRLjnpPYI?t=29
>>3176984Fucking phone posters can't write.
>>3176985Sadly it's not just an issue of KI, much like Meloka's SS3 form, his body just isn't capable of withstanding that kind of power. It's like when Starting Deku was using One For All at 100% all the time and breaking his body to pieces. He just can't take the backlash at his current PL.
>>3176974>meloka or freeza?We’ll see won’t we?>>3176975Always anon.>>3176977Such a neat attack.>>3176984We’ll see what happens next time.>>3176985There’s a thought.>>3177006>that videoOhohohoho stops intensifies. Cooler is filled with fear and a bit of regret.>>3177009Absolutely nothing wrong with phoneposting
>>3177024WE WILL FIND YOU AND GIVE YOU A NICE COMPUTER, YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER!
>>3177024It's hilarious how this entire arc was started because Cooler wanted the power to beat Karn and he ended up being a 2 round speedbump preceding the actual boss.
>>3177024how hi is karn's current PL? how much longer can freeza maintain his gold form with all our power? wait had a thought how long could he maintain it with everyone of a significant enough PL giving him Their power?
Actually yeah, did you expect us to fucking steamroll Cooler like we did GD, or were you expecting a longer and more grueling fight?
>>3177045To be fair, the dice gods (blessed be) were harsh on poor Cooler.
>>3177024Was i the only one that started imagining cooler giving off homer simpson screams every time karn just shit on him?https://youtu.be/1T4cFcNi_nQ?t=14
>>3177045This, Trigon coming out seems pretty damn random right now.
>>3177045I really hope the BOI watched that fight.
>>3177053Please, we smashed Cooler so hard people have started to write yaoi fanfictions.
>>3177034Ha.>>3177037I didn’t expect him to quit so fast going in. But the dice seem to REALLY hate Cooler, almost as much as the boy.>>3177044Right now Karn’s on the high end of the curve, having not unleashed much of his ki yet.>>3177045I’d expected it to go on longer. However, between the choices, write-ins, and dice, poor Cooler got rolled. That last 90 DC was for getting Cooler’s help, and not being such a little bitch.>>3177053Kek.>>3177056He was coming. Small spoiler: Trigon could hear everything Raven heard, and knew there would be a portal to escape through>>3177063He did. And feels some sympathy for Cooler.>>3177065Fucking kek.
>>3177063His crew is probably here and Puddin watched us BTFO her boyfriend in the most one sided beatdown ever. Trunks is probably hiding behind a rock trying to shit the diamond in his ass out, and is cutting his clenched guts the whole way.>>3177065You mean snuff stories.
>>3177072Why not both?
>>3177069>He did. And feels some sympathy for Cooler.Oh please, all cooler got was a shattered hand, cracked skull and hefty internal bleeding. We weren't even allowed to kill him.
>>3177024>Inb4 Frieza gets to have the Goku moment where everyone gives him their energy and he defeats the big badPeople from the canon style timelines would probably lose their shit.
>>3177069That faggot, figured he would cheat, we'll just have to double up on green and show him how puny demons should stay in their nice safe alternate depression. >That last 90 DC was for getting Cooler’s help, and not being such a little bitch.That explains it. Fucking pussy, our wife has bigger fighting spirit than him, our babies have more fighting spirit than him. Fucking BOI has more fighting spirit than him. And that is just absolutely pathetic.>But the dice seem to REALLY hate Cooler, almost as much as the boy.The BOI at least tries again, even when failure is the only choice he has, the dice will not tolerate a bitch.>He did. And feels some sympathy for Cooler.Of course he would, he found someone more sad than he is. And while I loath to give that punk anything, he may have his irrelevant superiority over the the BIIIIIITCH.
>>3177069Fuck damn it, knew he'd come out but damn it, now we either keep babidi alive long enough for him to summon dabura to defeat trigon, or we unleash all our powerups and hope holocron will help us
>>3177069They're both the biggest failures of their respective bloodlines so I can't say I'm surprised the dice gods hate them.NotedLike the bitch he is. Also no wonder the DC is so high. Well that's unfortunate. Going to keep THAT little tidbit in mind for later.>Feeling sympathy with the enemy who let himself be Majin'd to get revenge on his greatest rivalBoi, he ain't your daddy, he's too tall, so stop being such a pussy.
>>3177095Freeza being the hero the universe needed would melt their tiny minds.>>3177096Dimensions* not depression, fucking auto correct.>>3177099We just need to kill Babidi and force Trigon to burn through his incomplete summoning, Golden Freeza hero and Emerald Dragon fist him back into the pit, and close up the gate. Easy.
>>3177096>Coming 2XXX the story of The BOI and the Bitch>An original story >Directed and produced by Vox
>>3177069>That last 90 DC was for getting Cooler’s help, and not being such a little bitch.I thought Daddy Cold was disappointed before. Yikes.
>>3177110>Its nothing but screenshots of all the times we BTFO in a fight, because Vox has more cameras around us than he has crabs.>King Cold has mixed feelings when he has to watch the approval ratting of the video makes his kingdom out in his territory more popular. >hfw Karn is now gladly helping Freeza rule the galaxy after sending a demon lord back to hell>hfw Karn is so integral that he can't even plan to kill him before the fallout of that could implode the empire even more than ever>hfw Karn still isn't interested in ruling and is broing it up with his son now, more than ever>hfw Karn took Freeza out for a birthday bar crawl and people took pictures partying with his son in public>hfw even fucking Arctus got involved and somehow got Lord Boros in on the partying tooMixed feelings are Cold right then.
hey, suddenly remebered, wasn't aku supposed to send in reinforcements?
>>3177095>"Everyone, give me your power! Together we will drive back the forces of hell, stop babidi and save the universe!">Everyone raises their hands and donates power to fuel frieza's golden form>meanwhile in the time nest>"WHAT EVEN IS THIS TIMELINE?! I- You- NO! NO. NUH UH."
>>3177126timeloli.exe has stopped working
>>3177122That was the Covenant war, don't think he had anything planned for this, now he is probably feeling Trigon fucking walking around, he might do something. >>3177126>BOI has to keep his mouth shut as his lunch with TP Vegeta goes on a tangent about how absolutely horrible Freeza is.
>>3177069So where is (((shin)))?
>>3177136ik he helped in the covenant war, but i swear we taled to him while he was home recovering and asked about further help, and he said he'd arranged something. Or maybe i'm making shit up idk
>>3177147Pretty sure it was dealt with in one of the earlier threads. I think he gave us some information regarding Arctus.
>>3177118Are you kidding? Cold adores us. I'd imagine his only mixed feelings would be about his son being such a little shit.>>3177142>Be Shin>Entire purpose in life is tracking down Babidi and preventing him from resurrecting Buu I forgot where I was going with this. Where the FUCK is he? Wouldn't he be on this like shame on Cooler?
>>3177088Trunks understands how Cooler feels.>>3177095Quite possibly.>>3177096>Fucking BOI has more fighting spirit than him. And that is just absolutely pathetic.Not wrong.>>3177099Now for the finale.>>3177101>they’re both the biggest failures of their bloodlinesNot wrong.>>3177110Kek.>>3177114Once this is all over, King Cold will have words for his worst son.>>3177142Good question. You’d think he’d be on top of a demonic invasion into the mortal realm.
>>3177192probably out somwhere trying to convince himself that he has a super sword incase babidi comes back and that he's a good kai
>>3177192>Good question. You’d think he’d be on top of a demonic invasion into the mortal realm>”Lord Shin, do you not think that we should intervene?”>No, Kibito. We must not interfere in this hour; this will determine if the mortals can stand on their own or if they will be reliant on our intervention forever.Meanwhile, Kai-in-training Kars is tempted to point out the irony and negligence of what Shin just said given the conclusion to the Covenant/PTO war, but on the other hand doesn’t really give a flying fuck about mortals dying and really wants to continue learning about godly Ki.
>>3177192>Once this is all over, King Cold will have words for his worst son.>tfw the ostracized drunk is a better son
>>3177232If we assume that some stuff from SAQ is canon, then Arctus always was a reliable sort when he wasn’t getting piss ass drunk. Apparently the Booze Hounds were one of the best PTO units out there too.Even though the odds are slim, I really hope Jenkins made it out OK. He’s a good man, and the Saiyan reconstruction effort could always use a skilled administrator.
>>3177207He does have a super sword, and even recently took Kars to try to pull it free. Kars of course couldn’t do it and Kibito mocked him, Kars firing back that he couldn’t do it either. Shin had to interfere at this point, before the two of them came to blows. Kibito and Kars don’t really get along, for obvious reasons.>>3177219Ha, if only Shin was that observant.>>3177232>Cfw his son’s friend is a better son than his own eldest son
>>3177253Has Kars touched Shin or Kibito yet and figured out how Divine Biology works?Yeah he is a useless fuck up. Can't wait to rub this in his face. Chances are he adopts Arctus anytime soon?
>>3177264....you do know Arctus is Cold's son right? He is just a drunk estranged from his family because he is a raging alcoholic.
>>3177271No? Back on Ractis Prime Arctus called King Cold his uncle.
>>3177271No. Arctus is Freeza's cousin.
>>3177271bruh
>>3177264He doesn’t get them yet. They’re not like anything he’s encountered before.>Chances are he adopts arctus anytime soon?Nope.>>3177271Cold is Arctus’s uncle.
>>3177316I'm still waiting for Cold to promote Karn higher then General and then give him his choice of planets to own.
>>3177316DRAGON FORCE vs Trigon vs Dabura kaiju slugfest when?
>>3177330Considering we're probably the pound-for-pound strongest fighter (AKA we can fight at a high level for longer than a minute unlike Meloka and Frieza), that may well be a possibility.
>>3177330>>3177334Ew, no. Karn specifically cannot stand the idea of ruling.
>>3177364>ruling the planet>not just having a few planets you can break without consequence
>>3177364Just because you own something doesn't mean you have to rule it. You can hand that to minions more suited to it, and direct production towards things you want.
>>3177330>>3177333We’ll see what happens next time. It’m be something, every one of your allies here may be pulling out all the stops.
>>3177364>owning a few planets to train on or relax and take vacations to=ruling them
>>3177316None of this would have happened if Cooler wasn't such a lazy manchild. He should have just did 1800000 push ups in 100x gravity to unlock a new physical metamorphosis and challenge us to an honor duel like a normal well adjusted person instead of injecting himself with copious amounts of performance enhancing magic and getting himself indebted to the space wizard Mafia.
>>3177396They never realize that such an unstable form of energy will never match the karnage program.All these guys out here acting like they tough cause they were biologically engineered or enchanted to be the best life form, yet here we have karn who only does real workouts, and became a symbol to chads everywhere in chadhalla.He reached his power through chading his way to the top and the autism of 4chan users
>>3177385Hey GD, given that the Supreme Kai has access to hell and all of the afterlife, has Kars given any thought to trying to see if either of his Pillarmen comrades are hanging around somewhere in Otherworld?
>>3177316could full power berserk karn pull it out?does shin have any idea how strong karn's getting?
>>3177334>Considering we're probably the pound-for-pound strongest fighter (AKA we can fight at a high level for longer than a minute unlike Meloka and Frieza)You know, i hadn't really thought of it that way.They're all just trying to match karn's powerlevel, but none of them can actually sustain it for more than a couple seconds without almost killing themselves.Karn though, can maintain such powerlevels and handle the strain. He's got stupid endurance, and a stupidly tough body.Karn could fight literally forever if all he needed to use was SSJ1, and he's almost at the point where he can do it with SJJ2.
>>3177385Are Vox cameras on New Salda recording this shit? Is the whole universe going to witness Hell invading it on top of the Covenant siege? Did they at least record Cooler being BTFO and humiliated in front of the entire universe???
>>3177385Could our Towa contact this timeline's Dabura and cheer big bro on as he beats Trigon's face in?
>>3177385Something just occurred to me? Is Xeno Vegeta around? I don’t think he is because if he knew the full story he wouldn’t be siding with Supreme THOT of Time like The BOI and Xeno Goku are. What would he think of us?
>>3176965>one mortalIt's not gonna end up being the Guardian is it? Cause he might have the mystical voodoo to hold down Trigon for a little bit while everyone pulls out their trump cards
>>3177474>Yoda holds down Trigon with a magic wedgie >Everyone gives energy to power golden Frieza>Karn goes Legendary Champion Super Saiyan DRAGON FORCE>Meloka goes SS3
>>3177495>Trigon defeats everyone>Karn is the only one left standing, heavily damaged and to a knee.>Trigon is about to kill everyone with a massive blast.>To save his friends Karn finally reaches the pinnacle and becomes Karn Blanco!>Esto es el fin, Trigon.
>>3177469He has not been summoned. And there's a very good chance of you being right.GD said that before. He'd be very jealous of his younger self *Minus killing his own dad*, for having an entire race to rule over and doing it well, as well having so many trusted friends.But by that same token, he'd be super happy that his younger self got to live the kind of life he never did.Pretty sure GD said our Freeza and his relations with the Saiyans would cause him to blue screen.
>>3177396Not wrong. Alot of current events are directly because of Cooler’s choices.>>3177424He doesn’t know the Supreme Kai can do that. Yet.>>3177436Not yet, and no.>>3177443Stamina and endurance are his strongest attributes.>>3177446That would be telling, wouldn’t it?>>3177460Possibly.>>3177469Not yet. SKoT hasn’t brought him in. And good assumption.>What would he think of us.Why the hell couldn’t you live in my timeline?>>3177474We’ll have to wait and see. I’m not revealing.>>3177499Kek.
>>3177552They're his strongest attributes by necessity. If we hadn't specced into them we'd have died a fucking long ass time ago.Especially in the seige.
>portal to Hell opened up>Majin Guts is probably with Babidi>Pic related has a high chance of showing up soonI'm excited.Also remember guys, The Guardian did mention a sealing ritual involving the bloodstone before.
So after his long training sessions (sitting around and pretending to know how to meditate, be real Shin they didn't even teach you that) with Shin, how far along is Kars in mastering his special little ki?
>>3177607The question is how fucking irritated is Kars getting with their clear incompetence?
>>3177634>So you only intervened AFTER several billion had died in the battle.>...yes.>And you let the instigators off with just a slap on the wrist?>It's not that si->And now that mage you've been hunting for millennia opened a portal to Hell, and you're just going to sit here?>...>You're lucky the mortals put up with this shit.And then Kars got slapped with the big-boy training weights.
>>3177647>And then Kars got slapped with the big-boy training weights.>[exponential growth intensifies]
>>3177607>>3177634>>3177647While he would find the hypocrisy hard to ignore, how would he know his training is even worth anything or even incomplete at all, with Shin being half trained as is, it should count as anti training.
>>3177689To be fair he's being trained in how to manifest his divine Ki, nothing.As much as it pains me to say, Shin is the best qualified for this type of stuff since Whis and Beerus are a bunch of never-there fucks.
Considering Karn and Gohan have the same hair, would Karn's Primal form look like Gohans SSJ4? I for one am all for the Primal Mullet.
>>3177692Ohhhhhhh that looks good. I'd be down for that.Maybe we should get a bandanna to wrap around our head? :V
>>3177701The Bandanna is Bardock's thing, we shouldn't muscle in on his turf
>>3177713Actually, thinking about it, Bardock doesn't wear a bandana in this timeline. His squad isn't dead, so he didn't take the bloadsoaked thing off his buddy's body.
>>3177719Oh no he does and they are. They all got whipped out by the...Greys I think? It was one of his extermination missions gone bad. Its where he got the Tree Of Might seed and decided to fuck off on his own to get strong enough to kill Freeza.
>>3177563Karn has been through hell. But now he’ll go through Hell.>>3177578>The Guardian did mention a sealing ritual involving the bloodstone before.Yes he did. And IC you know of two: yours and Ravens.>>3177607He’s been doing better growing it on his own after having Shin attempt to teach him. The Kai philosophy doesn’t make much sense to Kars, who is essentially brute-forcing his growth.>>3177634He thinks within a century or three he’ll replace Shin as the Supreme Kai.>>3177691>since Whis and Beerus are a bunch of never-there fucks.Not wrong. Although Whis is curious how this battle will turn out, having been watching your trainings.>>3177692Yes.>>3177719His squad was killed way back when he first found the fruit.
>>3177721Oh my god I forgot about that. You're absolutely right.
>>3177721Then we taught him to don't do drugs, workout for your obscene power up, and then I think Turles grabbed a seed.
>>3177725Do we have anymore seeds from the tree of might? I want them.
>>3177731onions fruit made from distilled weakling can't even remotely compare to actual training gainznot even worth using unless you're literally fodder
>>3177725>>>3177563>Karn has been through hell. But now he’ll go through Hell.Karn is going to FIST Hell To Death!>>>3177607>He’s been doing better growing it on his own after having Shin attempt to teach him. The Kai philosophy doesn’t make much sense to Kars, who is essentially brute-forcing his growth.No surprise. >>>3177634>He thinks within a century or three he’ll replace Shin as the Supreme Kai.Can't come soon enough.>>>3177691>>since Whis and Beerus are a bunch of never-there fucks.>Not wrong. Although Whis is curious how this battle will turn out, having been watching your trainings.So what does he think of Karn's improved Berserk Power, Meloka's SS3, and Golden Freeza?>>>3177692>Yes.That form is sexy as fuck man. Just 7 million more until we're really able to handle that power.
>>3177725>Not wrong. Although Whis is curious how this battle will turn out, having been watching your trainings.He's only interested because of Frieza's progress and the fact that a good cook might die if we botch this.
So when are we making engraved katchin tablets with our notes on the Berserk form?Those things are probably gonna be incredibly useful to any Saiyans in the future.
>>3177737Depends on how the fruit works. If it's exponential, then damn straight it's worth it. Especially since it's literally the fruit of the gods and normally only kaioshin, angels and gods of destruction are allowed to eat it.
>>3177754Oooh that's a good idea, we should make those for all the transformation forms. Should we ask Freeza and Cold if they want us to make a few for their people too?>>3177745Sounds about right.
>>3177761Ya know what, fuck making multiple tablets.Let's just have a giant wall of katchin made instead.
>>3177725We are a proud saiyan warrior who doesn't need magic rocks to win fights. Using magic as a substitute for gains is what caused this mess in the first place.
>>3177770We need to do this. It seems like every few thousand years everybody forgets how transformations work.
>>3177745Super Chef God Super Chef SilverAccompanied by Perfect Jim
>>3177780It's more like Saiyans never really transcribed their history in the first place coupled with the true warrior caste dying off every few millennia.
>>3177784>perfect jim>super dave>berserk tom>golden fred>primal mike>ascended dan>big chungus
>>3177777Its not a substitute newfag, for Karn's rock at least, its a backup battery to be used when our well is tapped.
>>3177792Are we ever going to make Dan really pissed at us that he just goes into space to get some really petty revenge that almost kills us harder than any enemy we've had before? Because the idea of the Pink Midget trying to get his help without him pulling a bomb is hilarious.
>>3177794You misunderstand me sir. Magic rocks are fine when they know their place and dutifully store fight energy. However, magic rocks should not attempt to act beyond their station and attempt to fight stuff with magic like some kind of wrinkly wizard.
>>3177832Touche sir, touche.
>>3177731You don’t know of any.>>3177743>So what does he think of Karn's improved Berserk Power, Meloka's SS3, and Golden Freeza?He’s most impressed by the glimpses of power he’s felt from Freeza.>>3177745Reminder your ship and crew, as well as Freeza’s and King Cold’s are all back on Raxus Prime.>>3177754Perhaps when Karn gets older, and does nothing but teach. If he lives that long.>>3177777You don’t fight a cataclysm. You survive it, whatever it takes.
>>3177786Everybody dying before the age of fifty doesn’t exactly do wonders for information maintenance, when your race is too stupid to establish anything other then oral tradition by itself. The Patrician solution is clearly to have so many kids with Meloka that children that can naturally go Super Saiyan after a few years become a major portion of the population, eventually.
I just wonder when we'll meet a (native to our timeline) saiyan that can go super-saiyan who we did NOT personally train and don't really know.
>>3177903By the way, I was kind of curious. We keep saying that Babidi’s opened a portal to Hell, but aren’t Hell and the Demon Realm completely different places in DBZ?
>>3177903GD what are our chance of legendary oozaru
>>3177997Good if we survive this fight with Trigon and kick him back into hell. And kill Babidi. And bitchslap that BIIIIITCH Cooler. Though we could try it out immediately next thread.
>>3177903>you don't fight a cataclysmdo you even saiyan?
>>3178100We are Green, and if we hit Trigon to the fault-line we can become the Big Green and beat him with tectonic plates.
>>3178117We have legendary, champion, and dragon force so we will be giant double green.
>>3178164All the better to beat Trigon with small continents.
>>3178164but can we go infra-green?
>>3177903Hey GD, is there any equivalent to "Groundbreaking Science" floating around the universe and if not I'm guessing chili would end up writing it.
One of these days a big bad is going to come by and start some shit then realize Karn is after him and they'll just fuck off.>Oh shit is that the guy? Dude who fights Frieza? Beats Cooler? Stopped the demon invasion? Blew up that giant spaghetti meatball? Whose children conquer the Dreadzone? The guy who gets stronger every time he makes an appearance? Yeah fuck that I'm going home. We'll try this again another time lads.
>>3178377>Slug's warriors return to the ship with the spoils of their latest conquest>"So how'd boys you manage to ransack New Salda anyhow?">"Oh well it wasn't much of a fight. The only warriors on the planet that were worth a damn were some little kids.">...was there about 5 or six?>"Yeah.">"And a few of them transformed too, right?">"Yeah!">"And did one of them get all big and green?!">"He was the strongest of the bunch! Kinda reminded me of...">realization sets in>pic related>"WHY DID YOU FUCKING BEAT HIS KIDS?!">"I SWEAR TO GOD WE DIDN'T KNOW!">"OH GOD WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DI-">doors explode>"FEE FI FO FUM I SMELL FUCKING RAIDER SCUM!">"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!"
I for one look forward to Kars casually walking through a Demon in his way, automatically eating every part he directly passed through, and then greeting us when he comes to see the show with Shin.
>>3178418Hey, I heard you get a free panini after 5 invasions on your homeworld, I can't wait!
>>3178443Only if you get your card stamped each time.
>>3178452Is that Shin's actual job?
>>3178476Normie
>>3178476.... So I'm guessing that you didnt read anything at all about this thread
>>3178482He's a tripfag. They're not comfortable posting outside of Reddit.
>>3178482>>3178483It's a pasta mangs. Guy's shitposting because he finds some amount of amusement in pretending like anyone here actually gives a shit. It's a sad thing being unable to find entertainment that enriches rather than antagonizes but that is the world we live in. Let's just move on, enjoy the thread and resume talks on how to make Shin officially quit his job and promote best perfect Kars.
>>3178493It's been a while since we last saw Kars, would mind reminding me how our standing was last time we departed, I remember him giving us a stone mask and the guardian telling us that using it was a bad idea but it's bit blurry.
>>3178500Kars tried to give us the mask, Yoda blew it the fuck up in his hand then threw Kars into space while giving him the ol' hamon-sun-god-telekinesis attack thing. Kars got very little in with Karn so he doesn't seem like he has a strong opinion on Karn other than "Well he's pretty fuckin' stronk and useful.". Karn's opinion on Kars seems to be "Oh god what the fuck is this feeling?" and "Well everyone says bad things, but hey."
So since we've hit the 3 million threshold, I think it's time Towa give us a present.I'm talking a fight with pic related during his sabbatical on Yardrat..We'd be around the same power level after this battle anyhow, provided we limit ourselves to regular old Super Saiyan.Hell, it'd even be a great way to show Goku the concept of mastering the transformations.
>>3178581and I dropped the pic like a fucking moron
>>3177964Who knows?>>3177968They may be. But how well do you think people understand the difference?>>3177997Eventually? Quite possible. Now? I wouldn’t go for it.>>3178100Of course. But when your race and planet are on the line, you do whatever it takes to win.>>3178268Potentially? I’m unfamiliar.>>3178377Ha.>>3178398Omae wa mo shindeiru>>3178418Ha.>>3178478>>3178482What’d I miss?>>3178581>>3178584You could ask.
>>3178589>Potentially? I’m unfamiliar.Okay so canonically Gohan goes on to write a book titled "Groundbreaking Science" which lays out the scientific theory behind Ki.It also includes passages about the practical usage of Ki, most notably in the chapter "Katchin can be cut!".This book goes on to become so popular and influential in Earth's development that a chunk of Earth's population become martial artists who can manipulate their Ki.Along side the Turtle and Crane schools making massive comebacks, Goten and Trunks also start the Kikoukenjutsu Sword School.Then about 45 years later the first Xenoverse game happens.
>>3177777MIRIN THOSE QUINTS, BUDDY
>>3178600So considering that's what happens in Dragon Ball Online, is Xenoverse canon to online? Or did it supersede it?
>>3178617Online happens about 150 years after Xenoverse in canon, so it's kinda fuzzy.My understanding is that Xenoverse, while separate from Online, is mostly just re-purposing plot elements from Online and Heroes.So I assume that Xenoverse replaces it entirely, or at the very least makes Online soft-canon (canon until contradicted).
>>3178600I knew this. Why the hell couldn’t I remember it last night?>>3178621>soft canonOr the way they like to explain it: different timelines
>>3178637Nothing has ever stated Xenoverse or Online as taking place in different timeline (except when they go to different timelines don't get smart with me) so I'm just gonna say soft-canon until that changes.
>>3178644Not a bad reasoning. But don’t forget: life has many doors, anon-boy
>>3178710>tfw dimension-hopping Rolf 30% power Son of a Shepard unlockedWe'd never survive. No one would.
>>3178710When is Towa going to introduce us to Timebreaker Rolf?
>>3178816>>3178821Not happening. The Almighty Three-Shoe beating is too strong for any mortal to withstand
>>3178985Damn. Guess we'll never meet Rolf (Cupcakes of Sorriness). I think we could take him.
>>3179004Fighting Trigon is confidence, fighting Rolf is hubris.
>>3179024>rolf removes his left shoe, and the earth trembles beneath him>rolf removes his right shoe, and the heavens quake above him>suddenly, he's gone>karn realizes rolf has moved behind him>he turns to face rolf, but stumbles>karn is missing a shoe>hfw
>>3179053Awesome Rolf meme's aside, I can't wait until we get to the point that we're so powerful that we're literally shaking the entire universe like when God Goku fought Beerus.That shit is gunna be so hype.
>>3179053Not even the super dragon balls can bring you back from an attack like that. Each shoe is another level of hakai.
>y'all worried about Rolf but none of you are preparing for Ed with a pebble in his shoeHey it's your universe.
>>3179195No, whats even worse then Rolf, or Ed with pebble in his shoe?Ed, when he wants to put on a monster suit, and goes on a rampage abducting people and sticking them on his wall....Or Jib. Jib's kinda iffy though based on if you piss him off.
>tfw one image sparked exactly he discussion you wanted.We won’t be visiting the Edverse, except maybe for an april fools thread.>>3179076>Beerus vs Goku>implying Karn Vs Beerus won’t be more hype
>>3179217Of course not.OG CN-verse will come to us.Dee-dee in Nefarious's lab. Johnny Bravo hitting (unsuccessfully) on saiyans.Grim tries to become an alcoholic with Arctus in order to drown out his sorrows of working for an evil kid and a retard, but has no internal organs for it to work.
>>3179217All memes aside, I would unironically be okay with Timebreaker Rolf
>>3179205>>3179195>All this final boss talkThis is what we deserve for punking Jiren with strategy.
>>3179234>UnsuccessfullyNow I know your the BOI shitposting, Johnny is a multiverse class gentleman, before the show runners thought it was better to make him a joke, and we be too successful in hitting on saiyan women with his flexing. He wouldn't know what to do with all the puss literally flying at him, likely try to bashfully take them all on dates and create the weirdest happy saiyan harem in the history of our race. For kai-I mean, fucks sake that man has Karn's ambition to work out. In fact, I would go so far as to say he is a nicer human version of Karn.
>>3179274would* be
>>3179235Timebreaker Rolf is one of the things that are sorely needed for the continued success of the quest. I hope you're taking notes GD.
>>3179447If CRAZY HASSAN can show up I don't see a reason Timebreaker Rolf can't.Also the PL's got updated.Cooler Fourth Form- 60,000,000 Fifth Form, 240,000,000 Majin Fifth Form, 480,000,000Man what a bitch, not only is fourth form 20 Million less then I thought, but his Majin form caps out at 480 Million. No wonder we shit stomped him so easily.
>>3179274Johnny would be drowning in Saiyan ladies, pic is proof.
QM QUESTIONSo with the end of this arc imminent, and it then being potentially several years in-quest before the action picks back up, how would you all like to proceed? It could be a simple timeskip with a few votes in a single thread to jump to the future battles, or I can make a few threads to how you and many of your allies spend those years, or I could devote an entire arc to those years of(relative) peace before things get wild again. But before I decide on that I’d like to see what everyone thinks, and what anons want to see. This isn’t a vote, I’m just curious as to everyone’s opinions.>>3179234Ha.>>3179235It was a joke, we’re not going full DragonballSpic.>>3179265>implying Jiren is the only threat in the tournament>implying Ginyu-Jiren wouldn’t be immediately disqualified by killing someone>>3179447We’ll see.>>3179467Don’t sell out your family for the promise of easy gains, kids. Most wizards are liars, and only looking to scam you.
>>3179498Bro you have No Idea.https://youtu.be/YWbmyICGoJ8
>>3179504He could hit Tofo.
>>3179504At least one thread. But a peace arc could be kino.Unrelated, HIM was the creepiest villain ever. And insanely powerful in the timeline without ppg's to stop him. OG CN got dark sometimes
>>3179507I have an idea, its exactly why I said it.
>>3179504I definitely want to devote a few threads to going through those years. i don't want to skip them entirely.
>>3179504Also this>>3179507>>3179511>>3179514
>>3179504I'd like a Peace Arc. That way we could spend it in multiple ways and really get the kind of screen time with our friends and allies that we've honestly never been able to before.
>>3179518But we will still vote to ignore Chilli, of course.
>>3179522I sure as hell won't. Or any of our other kids.
>>3179522BOOOOOOOOIIIIIIII, FUUUUUUUUCK, YOOOOOOOU, YOUR DADDY IS A BITCH AND YOU LOST TO A BUG!
>>3179511>HIM was the creepiest villain everNot fucking wrong there. HIM from PPG and Father from KND were both terrifying villains, at least for their first few appearances.
>>3179563Him was creepy but Father was the one who I found genuinely intimidating as a kid. He acted and had the prescens of man in control who got shit done and he was DONE playing the KND's game. Its a shame later seasons ruined him.
>>3179563>>3179575Father was the first time a KND villain was serious fucking business, instead of just some joke caricature. He was dark, intimidating, powerful, a real figure of authority.
>>3179563I would stand by HIM being creepier of the two, with Father being a rather overbearing father/uncle with some ancient goo artifact of fire and his subsequent mellowing out to make him less threatening. Relatively speaking, the guy does have what is essentially a fire spewing symbiote on him at all times.>>3179575Eh, he was probably the best main villain for most of the series, but he did some good work at the end by still being the badass he is and helping save the day.>>3179583Only one I liked more than his first appearance was the Toilet guy getting serious. First time I saw a joke character being absolutely fucking terrifying. And he wrecked everybodies shit.
>>3179592Yeeeah. I love that shit. Darkwing Duck was my favorite version of that.
>>3179602Ah yes, not Batman, I was too late to watch that show when it aired, but I always hear good stuff about it.
>>3179504We've passed the point of super saiyans wielding stands and ancient jedi martial arts. Anything's possible at this point.
>>3179623>>3179602>>3179575>>3179563Uhhh, guys.....I just remembered something we kinda need to deal with, the Hive Queen want's our genes, and she might try to kidnap the kids.
>>3179511>>3179514>>3179515>>3179518Having an arc focused on what you’ve fought for and won throughout the quest so far would be fitting as a soft end to the series before things start getting apocalyptic again.All that said, it is entirely possible to LOSE this upcoming “final” battle.>>3179534More than once.>>3179575>Its a shame later seasons ruined him.Like most recurring villains in any media.>>3179583He was a good change of pace. Really upped the stakes, in a good way for a time.>>3179592No one is as creepy as HIM.>Toilet guy getting serious.Was looking for the JoJo “good shit” image, found this instead.>>3179623Almost anything IS possible. And you haven’t seen Xeno Karn IC yet. Wonder if Chaya has...
>>3179633>Xeno Karn>Implying that any version of Karn would work for the Supreme Thot
>>3179633>Almost anything IS possible. And you haven’t seen Xeno Karn IC yet. Wonder if Chaya has...Is Xeno Karn even POSSIBLE since it was his destiny to die way back? Wouldn't him living past that point create a 'distorted' timeline that the SKoT had to fix?
>>3179647Pffft, she let BOI live and work for her, even breaking the rules so "cannon" timeline is valid. She would try to get a Karn at this point.>>3179639It would have to be the Nega Karn.>>3179633Nice.Holy shit that pic fits him so well.
>>3179633….. aren't WE xeno karn?
>>3179678No, we are trying to kill Pink bitch, and eventually raise our kid with Towa. Unless you mean technically speaking we are Xeno in the fact we are involved with them.
>>3179633I cannot imagine any circumstance where Karn would work for Chronoa. Chronoa's introduction was an attempt to kill Meloka followed by Chronoa's statement that the saiyan race should have been destroyed and that she would attempt to "fix" the timeline thus killing Karn and most of his race. Not a good foundation for a working relationship.
>>3179696She could try lying, but we have established Karn's paranoid bullshit detector is off the charts.
>>3179682xeno being anything in the xenoverse good or bad? I think I just got it confused.
>trigon comes through the portalI sleep>Full Power HIM comes throughREAL SHIT
>>3179706"Xeno" refers to any iteration of an existing character that is affiliated with the Time Patrol in Dragon Ball Heroes.That's why something like SSJ4 Goku Xeno versus SSGSS Goku can happen.
>>3179717>Rolf comes through the portal.bad end
>>3179498Didn't Johnny get that huge after like, several weeks of working out? When for anyone else that would take probably a couple years to get there?He skipped leg day though.
>>3180007Johnny only really works his glamour muscles. He does it for aesthetics, not function. He's not a true /fit/izen.His Stand, Gorillaz, is formidable though.
