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Eleven years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza’s army. Since that fateful day, the Saiyans have earned the title of warrior race as Freeza’s soldiers, leading the charge onto hundreds of worlds and facing down all who oppose Lord Freeza’s rule. As mighty conquerors crushing all resistance, the Saiyans have earned their reputation as Freeza’s most powerful subjects. The larger than life tales of the Saiyans, and especially the Super Saiyans, have spread to most every corner of the universe now. With the Covenant’s failed 30,000-warship siege of New Salda televised live across much the civilized universe, as well as your family’s feats in Dreadzone, most everyone now knows the names of your family and what all you can do.

Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, currently Age 742. You the players control Karn, a Saiyan with a base powerlevel of 2,250,000, a general in Lord Freeza’s army, mate to Meloka, father of five, chosen champion of New Salda, wielder of the Stand Dragon Force, an idol to the other Saiyans and the rest of the PTO, and a household name across the civilized universe.

Character Sheet: https://pastebin.com/iPAJeGJn
[DRAGON FORCE]: https://pastebin.com/A3nV1kqD
Powerlevels: https://pastebin.com/vPb0wswN
Archive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+Quest

Quest rules(UPDATED, READ THROUGH):
>20 minute vote, 3 votes minimum
>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of the 3 wins
>For choices, pick ONE unless otherwise stated
>Crits are 100, unless otherwise stated
>A 99 may net you an extra bonus on a roll
>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes DC, OR two 1s are rolled
>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in crit failure
>I hold final say on any/all decisions, I can and will use this power as-necessary.
>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can be shut down at my discretion
>DO NOT DELETE YOUR POSTS! If you want to change your vote, post your new vote linking to the vote you’re changing as well as to the vote post. This simplifies things on my end and helps prevent vote miscounts
>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any or no reason
>Have fun

Quest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQM

Current Arc: Hunt for the Wizard

https://youtube.com/watch?v=paYU40Zh2es
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>>3172370
Last time, on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:

After an explosive battle with the powered-up Arctus, Karn went with Ubo and Raven to explore the rusty ruined temple there on Raxus Prime. While exploring the temple you came across an undiscovered room housing a relic of ancient power: a holocron. The ancient pyramid contains the soul of Darth Bane, last of the Sith Lords, and after impressing the ancient spirit you claimed the relic as your own. With this the powers and memories of the forgotten Sith lord are yours to access at will. Or as Bane allows, the ancient being having proven his values and yours don’t line up on several issues. However, upon Freeza’s arrival the next day King Cold revealed his plan: you will train the gathered warriors. King Cold entrusted the training of his son and the Ginyu Force, along with the allies you’d gahered in preparation for battling Babidi and his minions. With King Vegeta’s help you were able to get a plan together, and begin training your allies. We rejoin Karn two months into the training, where Meloka has unlocked another powerful transformation.

“I. I did it.” Meloka says proudly, chest heaving as she pants in exhaustion, the world trembling in the wake of her newly awakened power. “I finally. Did it.”

She turns towards you and takes a single step, before you feel her ki plummet, your wife dropping down to a knee and clutching her chest.

“MELOKA!” you shout, instantly rushing to her side. You feel her power fluctuating wildly, shooting upward and dropping precipitously. You grab your wife in your arms, feeling her entire body spasming. “What’s going on?”
“Meoka tried to access a form her body wasn’t ready for.” King Cold says, stepping forward. “She wasn’t prepared for channeling that much power, and the backlash seems to have completely incapacitated her.”
“GYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!” Meloka cries out, back arching as her spasming continues. You look back down at your wife worriedly, wanting to help but not sure how.
“Use your power, Saiyan.” King Cold says to you commandingly. “Link your power to hers, help her stabilize her strength!”

Well?
>Pour your ki into her
>Pour the Bloodstone’s stored power into her
>Go Super Saiyan and pour your ki into her
>Ascend, give her as much as you safely can
>Go Berserk, pour as much power into her as possible
>Other(write in)?
30 minute vote
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>>3172373
>Ascend, give her as much as you safely can
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>>3172373
>Ascend, give her as much as you safely can
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>>3172404
Ssj3 once again proving yo be the worst transformation by almost killing meloka
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>>3172373
>>Ascend, give her as much as you safely can

>>3172409
Seems more like she's reacting bad because she forced it and it doesn't have a power release valve like Legendary.
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>>3172373
>Ascend, give her as much as you safely can
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>>3172382
>>3172404
>>3172412
>>3172424
Ascend, give her as much as you safely can wins it. Roll me a 2d100
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Rolled 46, 76 = 122 (2d100)

>>3172432
Hope and Pray
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Rolled 45, 59 = 104 (2d100)

>>3172432
Here we go again
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Rolled 23, 95 = 118 (2d100)

>>3172432
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>>3172436
>>3172445
>>3172451
46/100, 95/100. Impressive, writing.
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>>3172456
Did we fail to ascend or something?
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>>3172471
Eh, at this point with the form mastered the first DC was probably super low, so I think we're fine.
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>>3172373
“Right.” you say, instantly flashing up to your Ascended form. It takes some effort, being as tired as you are now after a full day of intense training, yet you still easily manage it. As you finish transforming you place your right hand on Meloka’s forehead. “C’mon Meloka, you can beat this!”

Focusing on your own ki you begin channeling your power into your wife, your ki funneling into her wildly spasming body. Her wild aura continues to flare rapidly up and down, you feeling her power rising and dropping as well. As you pour more and more of your ki into her, you feel your own energy dropping as your wife’s power begins stabilizing. After a full minute of pouring your ki into her, her aura has stabilized, Meloka’s power no longer rapidly rising and falling as her spasms stop. You sigh out and remove your hand from her head, exhausted, as Meloka slowly opens her eyes.

“Ka-Karn?” Meloka asks, your face the first thing she sees when opening her eyes. You smile at her, Meloka smiling back. You help her up to her feet, Meloka looking down at her hands. She then clenches her fists, and with a shout fires a wave of ki high into the air. The shockwave from her sudden attack blasts everyone else down, you all knocked to the ground as the sky is filled with her overwhelming ki. You look at your wife in awe, the power she put out nearly beyond comprehension. After a moment she’s consumed by a flash of light, Meloka’s power dropping like a stone as she reverts back to her base form and falls. You dash to her, catching her before she could fall to the ground.

“Such power...” Freeza says, awed. You can’t help but agree with him, Meloka’s new form having far surpassed even your own Berserker form. If she manages to gain control of this new form, her strength will far suprass your own. You pick her up as everyone gets back to their feet, King Cold looking at the two of you oddly.
“That’s it for today.” you address everyone, lifting up slightly into the sky. “Training will resume tomorrow.”

With that you fly off to your ship, Meloka passed out in your arms. You put your wife to bed, getting her out of her armor and tucking her in. You yawn as you tuck her in, feeling the day catching up with you.

What do you do now?
>Go to bed as well, you’re exhausted
>See what Raven is up to
>Go talk with Freeza
>Find Bardock see how he’s managing his Ascended form
>Meet up with King Vegeta, see what he’s doing
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
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>>3172588
>>See what Raven is up to
I want to see what she's been doing for the last 2 months.
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>>3172588
>See what Raven is up to
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>>3172588
>See what Raven is up to
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>>3172588
>See what Raven is up to
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>>3172608
>>3172623
>>3172627
>>3172657
See what Raven is up to wins it. Writing
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>>3172706
Hopefully she isn't alone doing some self-maintenance. Or she isn't alone and having a certain giant performing a check-up for her. That would be awkward. For her.
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>>3172786
Remember gentleman, like we rehearsed, for absolute savage DADNESS, we must give them tips while in the middle of it, regardless of their embarrassment, wish them good night. Then walk on out of there.
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Say GD, with our current max PL of 700 Million in Berserk, where is Karn in the rankings of 'Strongest Mortals In The Universe'?
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>>3172588
Before you head off to bed, you decide to check up on Raven and see what sort of training she’s been up to. With another yawn you walk from your room, searching for Raven’s ki. You find her surprisingly inside the non-gravity training room, you peering through the door’s window to see what she’s doing. She’s sitting in the middle of the room, cross-legged, holding over her head a dozen heavy barbell weights. She rises up to her feet, tossing them at herself then releasing the objects from her grip. They all drop towards her alarmingly quick, you beginning to worry for her safety. At her powerlevel you know that Raven can’t catch them, and as they get closer and closer you worry she can’t dodge either, when the witch suddenly opens her eyes.

“Double Accel!” she shouts, and you watch surprised as she suddenly begins dodging the heavy weights. She’s moving far faster than her powerlevel would suggest she could, seeming to effortlessly dodge the dropping weights. She dodges through the falling weights, avoiding the crashing weights until disaster strikes. One of the weights lands on the edge of her cloak, pinning her in place. She turns and looks at the weight pinning her in place with fear, one of the weights about to crush her from overhead. You waste no time, throwing the door open and dashing in. You surge to Raven, swatting aside the weight that would have crushed her. You hit the weight hard enough to send it crashing and embedding itself in the wall. Her eyes widen in surprise a moment before she clutches the rest of the weights with her power, setting them aside.

“What brings you here?” she asks, lifting the weight off of her cloak and tossing it into the pile with the rest of them.
“Just seeing how you’re doing.” you reply, Raven resuming her seated position. “I’ve been so busy lately helping everyone train, I haven’t been able to see what you’ve been up to. But it clearly looks like you’ve been training hard.”
“Yeah.” she says, then telepathically tells you. “That’s time magic Towa started teaching me. So far I can only alter time on my own body, but it’s very useful.”
“Interesting.” you say out loud, then reply telepathically as well. “So you can accelerate your own time to move faster? That looks like it be really useful.”
“It’s called Time Alter.” she says, then has what sounds like a violent coughing fit. You look concerned to her, Raven waving your concern off and wiping blood off her chin. “But the feedback is still rough, it puts a huge strain on my body.”

Well?
>Keep practicing, I’m sure you’ll be able to handle it in no time
>Sounds like you need to train your body to better handle it, like Meloka and her new form
>I’m not sure you should keep working with something that dangerous
>I was also wondering if you’ve got any ideas for beating Babidi?
>Other(write in)
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>>3172868
>>Sounds like you need to train your body to better handle it, like Meloka and her new form
>>I was also wondering if you’ve got any ideas for beating Babidi?
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>>3172875
This
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Rolled 32, 36, 41 = 109 (3d100)

>>3172875
>>3172889
Sounds like you need to train your body to better handle it, like Meloka and her new form and I was also wondering if you’ve got any ideas for beating Babidi? wins it. Writing.
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>>3172918
Ouch. Those are some low dice. That's bad for whoever that is.
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>>3172868
>But the feedback is still rough, it puts a huge strain on my body.
Oh yes, karn is very familiar with all sorts of techniques and forms that do this.
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>>3172855
Could you answer this GD?
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>>3172855
>>3172956
Not counting deities, Karn is in the top percent
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>>3172868
“It sounds to me like you need to train your body.” you say, Raven looking at you curiously. “If the feedback from that spell hurts you that badly, maybe you need to strenghen your body.”
“I don’t know...” she says, you clenching your fists and focusing for a second before transforming into a Super Saiyan. She raises an eyebrow at you, you continuing what you were saying.
“When I first discovered the power of a Super Saiyan within me, my body wasn’t strong enough to hold it.” you say, easing your power back down to your base form. “I couldn’t even fully transform into a Super Saiyan, stuck using only half of that real power. And just working on the transformation itself wasn’t enough. I had to get far stronger before my body could withstand the full power of the form, and it took years to get to the point where I can relax and even sleep in this form.”

“Hmm, I’ll think on it.” she says, clearly disinterested. But before you go, another thought comes to mind.
“Hey Raven, I’ve been wondering. you say, her looking at you. “You are magically talented, and have a far better understanding of magic and it’s limits than I’ll ever have. What do you think this Babidi is capable of?”
“That’s the question.” she says, pursing her lips and crossing her arms. “I have no idea what he knows. I know the upper limits of what demonic magic can do pretty well, but I don’t know what kind of magic he wields. Different magics have different limits, and so do different mages. I’ve been told my magical pool is higher than usual, due to my heritage. But until I come face-to-face with Babidi, I’ll have no real idea of his capabilities.”
“Damn, oh well. Worth a try.” you say with a shrug then a yawn. “I’m headed off to bed, if you need anything don’t hesitate to ask, okay?”
“Of course.” she says, you turning to walk away. “Uhh, hey, Karn?”
“Yeah?” you ask, turning back to her. She pulls her hood up, hiding her face.
“...Thank you.” she says. “For everything.”

“Of course.” you reply, leaving her to her training and going to bed. You shower then get into bed, arms wrapping around Meloka. You shut your eyes and drift off to sleep, you feeling like you wake up almost immediately. Looking around, you see you’re still where you were when you got into bed, Meloka still in your arms. She’s still asleep, you focusing on the powerlevels around and finding no one out of their rooms yet. Seems it’s still early, everyone seemingly asleep. Yet you sense another powerlevel in your ship, it barely detectable but there. As you focus on it you feel it’s heading towards the bridge, none of your crew there.

What do you do?
>Spring up and rush it now, no chances
>Sneak out of bed and try to sneak up on the hidden powerlevel
>Stay in bed, telepathically ask the power what it’s doing
>Ignore it, it’s too weak to be a concern
>Other(write in)
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>>3173033
>Stay in bed, telepathically ask the power what it’s doing
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>>3173033
>Sneak out of bed and try to sneak up on the hidden powerlevel
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>>3173033
>Stay in bed, telepathically ask the power what it’s doing
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>>3173033
>>Sneak out of bed and try to sneak up on the hidden powerlevel
Yeah no fucking around with this.

Also damn it, looks like GD dice were for Raven interest in getting Swole, and how much she might know about Babidi's magic.

Not a single roll above 50 for her.
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>>3173033
>Sneak out of bed and try to sneak up on the hidden powerlevel
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>>3173033
>Sneak out of bed and try to sneak up on the hidden powerlevel
>If it runs or hides, punch right through the hull directly at it
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>>3173061
>tfw no Raven with abs for you

Suffer.
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>>3173052
>>3173053
>>3173056
>>3173061
>>3173069
>>3173077
Sneak out of bed and try to sneak up on the hidden powerlevel wins it. Roll me a 2d100.
First DC 50
Second DC 80
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>>3173033
>Sneak out of bed and try to sneak up on the hidden powerlevel
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Rolled 14, 27 = 41 (2d100)

>>3173119
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Rolled 29, 55 = 84 (2d100)

>>3173119
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Rolled 81, 55 = 136 (2d100)

>>3173119
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>>3173123
>>3173128
DUBS! and a good roll
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>>3173128
>>3173123
Huh, guess it does feel like a dubs day.
>>3173133
Now if only they were flipped.
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Rolled 57, 95 = 152 (2d100)

>>3173119
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>>3173122
>>3173123
>>3173128
81/100, dub 55/100. Success and interesting failure, that could have gone far worse. Writing.
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Reposting thought here.

I feel like maybe all the timestreams would be managed better if there was more than one SKoT.

In Universe 7 there used to be 4 for each cardinal direction and a Grand Supreme Kai before Majin Buu ate all of them except Shin. As far as we know no other universe is doing that. I feel like they should be, because just having only ONE Supreme Kai per universe would make it easy for someone to fuck things up.

Take the canon BOI’s timeline after the Cell Saga. Future Shin got killed by Goku Black, so Future Beerus died with him and Future Whis was forced into inactivity until a new GoD could be appointed. Which never happened because Zamasu fucked shit up so much that Goku has to call in Zeno to destroy the entire timeline.

If there were more Supreme Kais per universe, there’s a better chance that at least ONE of them would be actually good at their job and it wouldn’t be as easy to take out a GoD. The same could apply to managing all timelines. Maybe if Chronoa had competent peers they'd be able to tell her to get her shit together and have it stick.
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>>3173033
“Oh no you don’t.” you think to yourself, slightly lifting Meloka’s body with your telekinesis and sliding your arm out from under her. Free from accidentally waking your wife you float over to the door, the automatic door sliding open. You wince at the sound, freezing for a moment before again focusing on the miniscule powerlevel. Whoever it is doesn’t want caught, but it’s already at the bridge. You need to move, now. You blast off down the hallway, arriving at the bridge just as the automatic door slides to a stop. You touch down just outside the door, it sliding back open. Without hesitation you walk into your bridge, looking around and seeing nothing. Before you can react you feel a wire wrap around your neck, it cinching tight.

“Don’t move.” you hear a male voice from behind you, you freezing in place. You focus on the powerlevel behind you, it no longer trying to conceal itself. You’d estimate this powerlevel at a few thousand, not a big threat, but this wire around your throat is a big concern. You feel it cinch even tighter, making it a little harder to breathe. “Make a move and I’ll-“
“HAAA!!” you shout, eyes widening and firing your Guided Eye Beams. You redirect the beams over your head and back around, severing the wire then turning them towards the powerlevel behind you. You feel it dodge your attack, reorienting on the ki and pursuing it while you grab the wire, pulling it from your neck. Turning, you see a cloaked figure twist around your beams again, drawing a double-bladed knife that begins crackling with electricity. You end your attack before your beams can damage your ship, dropping into your stance and glaring at the cloaked, masked figure.

“What the hell are you doing here?” you ask the figure, it not replying. His white mask faces you, you now understanding why there’s a lightning bolt on it. Suddenly there’s a knocking noise behind you, the assassin’s blade deactivating. You hesitate for a moment before turning, seeing Arctus floating by your bridge’s window and knocking on it. You look back and forth between the two of them a moment, then with a small effort of will pushing the window’s release switch. The massive dome window slides up, Arctus floating inside and looking forth between the two of you.

“Satisfied now?” Arctus asks his assassin, the cloaked figure “hmph”ing and putting his knife away, not saying anything. You turn questioningly to Arctus, him making an apologetic gesture. “I’d told him it was impossible, but he wouldn’t listen.”

Well?
>What is impossible?
>Why is your assassin in my ship, Arctus?
>You’d better have a damn good explanation for this
>Other(write in)
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>>3173308
>"Don't tell your assassin to use me for training, the last one is a pile of ash. And that's after I killed the frost demon they summoned."
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>>3173308
He's lucky it was an off night for us. Else he may have died. Or at least had a few broken bones.

>Why is your assassin in my ship, Arctus?
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>>3173308
>>What is impossible?
>>Why is your assassin in my ship, Arctus?
>>You’d better have a damn good explanation for this
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>>3173327
>"Don't tell your assassin to use me for training, the last one is a pile of ash. And that's after I killed the frost demon they summoned."
Seconding.
But also adding
>If Zeno Zoldyck couldn't sneak on my ship undetected then your pet assassin can't either.
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>>3173308
Seconding his seconding>>3173345
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>>3173308
"This is one of yours i'm guessing, arctus? Why is everyone so eager to test me? Shit like this is why i'm always jumpy."
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>>3173308
>Check to make sure no other spys or assassins are using this as a distraction nearby
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>>3173327
>>3173308
>>3173345
>>3173358
This too>>3173368
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>>3173308
>>Why is your assassin in my ship, Arctus?
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>>3173327
>>3173335
>>3173337
>>3173345
>>3173358
>>3173362
>>3173368
>>3173376
"Don't tell your assassin to use me for training write ins wins it. Writing.
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Even the Zolydcks couldn't sneak up on us. Assassinlets, when will they learn?
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>>3173439
When karn kills the first one to try robbing us by putting a bucket on our head
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>>3173461
At this point I just assume Karn kills assassins every day and we only hear about the marginally relevant ones.
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>>3173530
Every time Karn walks into a room he should just casually toss an energy blast and ice the assassin near millimeters away from somebody's neck.
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>>3173597
Walks into chili's room

"Hey son, ready for the-
Karn interrupts as he stares distantly, a single beam leaves his eyes.

"Woah somebody almost killed a hobo with a knife, anyways chili you up for some bonding?"
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>>3173612
"Do you have to kill somebody every time you come into my room?"
"Do you want a ninja infestation? Because letting them live is how we end up losing our house to clan wars."
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Now I'm just WAITING for GD to bring in the Uchiha.
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>>3173308
“Don’t tell your assassin to use me for training, it’s a good way to wind up dead.” you say, glaring at the two of them. “Assassins sneaking around on my ship tend to wind up dead. If Zeno Zoldyck himself can’t sneak onto my ship without me noticing, what makes you think he could do any better?”
“You misunderstand, I’d told him not to try it.” Arctus says to you, you raising an eyebrow at him. “I’d told him there was no way he could sneak onto the bridge of your ship, so of course he went and tried it. For an assassin, you’re way more impulsive than you should be.”

At this, the assassin turns his wordless glare to Arctus, Freeza’s cousin not even reacting. He floats up and pats the assassin’s shoulder, turning back to you.

“No hard feelings, right?” Arctus asks you, you sighing out after a moment of glaring at him.
“Shit like this is why I’m always so damn jumpy.” you say, shaking your head and walking away, leaving the two of them there. You walk back towards your room, focusing on your ki sense a moment. Arctus’s assassin may not have been the only one sneaking onto your ship, after all. Yet after several seconds you sense nothing else out of the ordinary. You make your way back to your room, Meloka still sleeping where you’d left her. But before you can say anything else, suddenly-

“Daddy!” Chaya’s voice suddenly appears in your head.
“Hey kiddo, what’s going on?” you reply.
“We finally made it back!” she tells you. “We made it back to the station! But Mr. Cui says you’re not here, and I can’t find you! Where are you?”
“I’m on a planet called Raxus Prime.” you tell her. “Your mother and I are training with Freeza and Vegeta, as well as some others.”
“Oh cool!” she says, excitedly. “So when am I gonna get to come back? I don’t wanna go on another mission, that was so boring!”
“Boring?” you ask her. “How come?”
“It was soooo boring!” she replies. “I was stuck in that pod so long, I couldn’t train or nothin’! I don’t wanna do this anymore, can I come home yet?”

Well?
>Of course, I’ll get Raven to bring you home as soon as she’s up
>Don’t promise her one way or the other
>Tell her she needs to give it another chance, to try one more mission
>Other(write in)
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>>3173630
>>Tell her she needs to give it another chance, to try one more mission
>>Tell her there's a function in her pod that will put her to sleep after she takes off. She'll close her eyes and the next time they open she'll be landing on her target planet.
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>>3173630
this>>3173640
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>>3173640
This
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>>3173630
>Of course, I’ll get Raven to bring you home as soon as she’s up
She's better off training properly rather than going on missions, leave that shit to the grunts
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Dang our children really don't seem to have fun spending months on excursions to exterminate planets for their jobs.

Maybe we need to get them hobbies? I'm sure chaya would love skill carving, and broly would like some nature meditation. And we could get chili a.... is chili a flute child? I can see him either going musical creativity or chunni, and we already have a chuuni.

Oh we haven't had a family picnic yet, maybe we could do that
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>>3173640
This.
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>>3173665
Anon, Anon no, we have to be a dad here and teach her responsibility. She is the strongest foot soldier in the army right now behind Broly. Splitting the kids up from their job is a terrible idea and sets a unacceptable precedent as the general of the PTO.
>>3173668
It was just the first planet and she didn't know how to activate the nap feature. Though the hobby idea is pretty good.
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>>3173668
Also I fear he'd go ninja route. I can already imagine the conversation.
"Dad I don't wanna be a be seen warrior, Imma ninja."

"What is the reason? I thought killing all those assassins would deter this chili."

"No way dad,frontal fighting's lame, I'm a real assassin, just like zeno."
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>>3173672
"Ok but I don't want to see you in any shitty ninja pajamas."
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>>3173640
>>3173645
>>3173652
>>3173665
>>3173669
Tell her to give it another try and also tell her about the pod’s hibernation function wins it. Roll me a d100.
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3173680
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3173680
Rollin The Bones

>>3173686
GG
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3173680
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>>3173680
>>3173686
>>3173691
GG our girl is the best behaving daughteru in the universe.
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Man. Karn's Best Dad In The Universe Powers are as strong as ever I see.
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>>3173686
>>3173691
>>3173692
99/100. Special success, writing.
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>>3173701
Fuck yeah they are, Karn being the god of Gainz is actually his side gig. He is actually the patronly god of child rearing, war orphans, wholesome family love, and giant dicks for breeding.
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>>3173721
Too late, hoss.
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>>3173731
no shit why did you guys not send our kids to yoda to learn more su ma or whatever he had left to teach them? the dudes getting old
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>>3173738
Because they need to learn responsibility doing the family job.
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>>3173738
Because that's dumb and boring.
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>>3173738
Because letting our daughter quit the job after she failed to have fun the first time sets a horrible president, both as a father, and as a General of the PTO.

I love Chaya but we can't just cave to her when she says 'This is boring I don't wanna do it anymore'.
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>>3173746
i remember telling yoda that we would let them pick a job instead of pushing our job at them or something to that effect
>>3173752
>can't come up with an actual reason so i have to try and fail at mocking you
that's about what i expected in terms of response
>>3173754
this is actually reasonable. okay so how many
more times are we planing on sending her on mission's? when would it be acceptable to let her go home?
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>>3173780
And they did pick the job, which is why we aren't letting them immediately drop it because its boring.
>more times are we planing on sending her on mission's? when would it be acceptable to let her go home?
When we finish our job, get home, and whenever they finish their job and get back to base. We can go pick them up.
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>>3173780
Probably after this, it's just that we've grown up with battling and all 'be given them is baby missions. We need to get them into their roots.

It's not like we're kicking them out, it's just that they need to get used to real battle and gain perspective, instead of depending on us.

I think it was even mentioned a while back about our kids being strong but having little pain tolerance
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>>3173780
I don't need to try to mock you, you make yourself look like an idiot just fine by coming in here and complaining after a vote is finished.
If you don't like it, vote faster or realize when a trend happens and stop bitching.

>more times are we planing on sending her on mission's? when would it be acceptable to let her go home?
When we're done with our shit, we can go pick them up. We're not letting them come home just because they find it boring.
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>>3173780
Also, something your not paying attention to, is that Chaya didn't object to the extermination missions because she hated the actual exterminating part. She just hated being awake while stuck in the pod and unable to train or do anything. So, given we rolled a 99 and told her about the sleep function, I'm pretty sure she'll be fine going forwards.
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>>3173676
>Chilli becomes Solid Snake instead
I'm fine with this. I just hope he doesn't have to fight his long lost twin brother to the death.
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>>3173795
Sorry I meant all that's been
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>>3173881
Why would he fight Maza?
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Honestly I want a Big Boss Saiyan. I don't who it is but that would be fucking amazing.

Wait....is Karn basically a male Boss? I mean, we have our super powerful lover, a squad of legendary soldiers under our command, we won one of the greatest wars in the history of the universe, super loyal to our country and leader, we love fighting more then almost anything else. The only parts we're missing are the lost reproductive organs and a dead spouse.
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>>3173895
Dramatic Irony.
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>>3173714
I figure we could just be the God of War and all that entails.
>No quarter given towards enemies
>Constant training to combat complacency
>Perfect situational awareness
And the more tertiary stuff
>Caring for war orphans
>Strict code of discipline
>Uniforms are a must
We really need to start writing this down and see if we can make a religion out of it.
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>>3173895
Something something NANOMACHINES
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>>3173926
He does sometimes show mercy. See the Brute Chieftan and the drowning covenant.
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>>3173935
He was only an enemy by circumstance.
Why a man who has as much in common with the Saiyan race follows the Covenant is beyond me.
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>>3173881
>Chili learns stealth from the Zoldycks
>Becomes the greatest assassin ever by virtue of not sucking ass in a fight
>Chili becomes the kawaii soldier boy in the bushes
>Ara araing intensifies and gives him a complex of older women trying to clean him up
>>3173915
Punished Karn had that, and by virtue of taking care taking care of his daughter, we take on his suffering. We are Big Boss now.
>>3173917
That's dumb, speaking of, we need to introduce the kids to their half brother with Aunty Towa. Maybe even go on a big family field trip.
>>3173933
......Arctus might have that somewhere or know where to get some.
>>3173926
Eh, we aren't much for uniforms, or even strict discipline for that matter, getting results though is a big part.
>>3173935
This, in open, honorable combat, we can usually be found lenient with enemies, even when combat is over we take care of all soldiers. See the Jackal ship.
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>>3173935
Also the war was over. Leaving them to die after being defeated is...dishonorable
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>>3173952
>Big Boss had his genes used to create superior soldiers, clones of himself
>Karn had his genes used to create superior soldiers, clones of himself
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>>3173966
Hmmm....does this make Yoda or Raven our Octocon?
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>>3173952
>That's dumb, speaking of, we need to introduce the kids to their half brother with Aunty Towa. Maybe even go on a big family field trip
We can worry about THAT we do our best to make sure Meloka and Towa can get along.
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>>3173966
Ehhhhh. Those Nefarious clones couldn't even handle our kids and they barely know the basics of CQC
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>>3173974
Definitely our Otacon.
Yoda is our Campbell.
Nappa can be our Miller.
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>>3173975
They just need to do the regular multiple mate ritual of establishing, top bitch, since Towa feels bad and wants to make it up to her, she may do her best in the fight, but surrender in the end. Or she pulls a win out her ass, so long as she doesn't cheat, and hugs Meloka while saying sorry and asking if she could be part of the family proper. Then the healing pods are used on them. And Meloka walks her new spouse mate through taking Karn's third leg. And giving Maza some siblings he can play with in the secret lair.
>>3173990
We need to teach Raven some more snark.
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>>3173977
I don't like imitations - the real thing's always better.
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>>3174008
I see you there you cheeky dickwaffle.
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>>3173630
“Chaya, you can’t give up working after one bad mission.” you tell her telepathically. “Did you give up after your first bad time training?”
“Uhhh, no?” Chaya asks you, not sure why you’d asked.
“It’s the same thing with your missions.” you tell her. “You can’t give up after just one bad one, right? You’re not a quitter, are you?”
“R-Right!” she replies excitedly.
“So you’re gonna go give it another shot for me?” you ask her.
“Okay, I’mma go try another!” she says excitedly. But after a moment, she asks something else. “Umm, but can I do one without all that waitin’ around? Sitting in that pod all day is sooo boring!”
“Didn’t they tell you about the hibernation function?” you ask her, already knowing the answer. “When you get in your pod again, find that big blue button on the top, okay? When you push it, you’ll go to sleep, then when you wake up you’ll already be at your mission. This way you won’t have to wait around bored.”
“REALLY?!” she asks, seemingly excited. “Okay, I’ll do another one! Broly was ready to go but I didn’t wanna, I’ll tell him we’re leaving now!”
“Have fun Chaya.” you tell her, smiling. “When you make it to your next mission let me know okay?”
“Okay! Bye Daddy!” she says, ending the communication.
“Bye kiddo.” you mutter to yourself, opening the door to your room. You see Meloka’s already awake, sitting in your bed and smiling at you.
“You’re a good dad.” she says, you realizing she’d been listening in. You walk in, the door shutting behind you.

A few hours later you’re both up, Meloka getting ready to work on her training to use the Super Saiyan 3 form she just unlocked. However, she’s joined by someone neither of you were expecting.

“Good morning Meloka, general.” Freeza says with emphasis.
“Mornin’ Freeza.” you reply. “Our training isn’t for another couple hours, what’re you doin’ here?”
“Isn’t it obvious?” he asks you with a smug smirk. “Since Meloka here has begun reaching for a new form, I figured it’s time for me to do the same.”
“The same?” you ask him, confused. “What do you mean?”
“Exactly as I said.” Freeza says. “Remember when we were training on New Salda, and I had that massive surge of power? I’m going to find that power hiding deep within me, and once again surpass the both of you!”

Well?
>C’mon Lord Freeza, we’ll help you reach this power together!
>One at a time, I’m working with Meloka right now Lord Freeza
>Good luck, I won’t let you surpass me!
>Other(write in)
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>>3174073
>>Good luck, I won’t let you surpass me!
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>>3174073
>>Other(write in)
We'll do tag team transformation work. We'll work on Meloka getting conditioned and Frieza unlocking Shiny Frieza.
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>>3174073
>C’mon Lord Freeza, we’ll help you reach this power together!
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>>3174073
>>I'd be happy to help but we should probably get King Cold too. Apparently your grandfather could access a golden transformation so King Cold might have some clues on how he did it.
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>>3174073
this>>3174082
>>3174086
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>>3174073
>>C’mon Lord Freeza, we’ll help you reach this power together!
>>
Seriously though, King Cold should have some tips on how to reach Golden, and if he doesn't, we can train with Freeza while he trains with Meloka....cause we're probably going to have to push Freeza to the very brink of death to unlock his Golden Mode.
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>>3174073
>C’mon Lord Freeza, we’ll help you reach this power together!
This'll be good for Meloka too
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>>3174086
Supporting.
But, let's work on frieza and meloka's forms at the same time
I mean, those two are doing all the work anyways, we're just there for coaching and moral support.
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>>3174096
The Guardian is probably the best resource for tips on how to get Golden.
He apparently knew Grandpa Cold exceedingly well.
Besides, if Cold knew anything about Golden he'd have unlocked it already.
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>>3174073
>>3174086
I'm modifying this vote if it's okay with you GD. Mostly the same but add consulting Yoda on how Freeza's grandad went Golden.
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>>3174061
Where would she even find those?
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>>3174073
>>C’mon Lord Freeza, we’ll help you reach this power together!
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>>3174161
Towa's closet of clothes she wants to try on to show Karn but is too embarrassed to. {/spoiler]
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>>3174176
Dawww, she should know better than to think she is going to be in clothes around us. But its nice that Raven got some shirts to wear around Ubo that fits.
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Rolled 94, 93, 22, 41, 76, 75, 50, 65, 85 = 601 (9d100)

>>3174081
>>3174082
>>3174084
>>3174086
>>3174088
>>3174089
>>3174097
>>3174099
>>3174119
Working together and with King Cold wins it. And on to the next batch of training rolls, roll me a 5d100.
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Rolled 82, 21, 11, 99, 33 = 246 (5d100)

>>3174196
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Rolled 99, 33, 100, 35, 9 = 276 (5d100)

>>3174196
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Rolled 43, 57, 29, 67, 85 = 281 (5d100)

>>3174196
BIG NUMBERS BABY!
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Rolled 73, 29, 76, 61, 8 = 247 (5d100)

>>3174196
HERE WE GO LADS FULL POWER!!!
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>>3174203
>>3174207
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>>3174196
>>3174201
>>3174203
>>3174207
OOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT!
99, 57, 100, 99, 85
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>>3174201
>>3174203
>>3174207
99, 57, 100, 99, 85
THOSE FUCKING NUMBERS JESUS CHRIST I THINK WE DID IT BOI'S!
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>>3174201
>>3174203
>>3174207
I think it's safe to say we successfully did something?
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>>3174222
inb4 Berserker Frieza
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>>3174196
So GD, with that 99,100, 99 does Karn get SSj3 too?
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>>3174239
inb4 5th Form Frieza
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>3174201
>>3174203
>>3174207
99/100, 57/100, CRIT/100, 99/100, 85/100. Well, that’s unexpectedly great. Alrighty then, roll me a d600000+350000
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>>3174260
That sounds more likely.
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Rolled 106406 + 350000 (1d600000 + 350000)

>>3174265
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Rolled 501908 + 350000 (1d600000 + 350000)

>>3174265
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Rolled 27402 + 350000 (1d600000 + 350000)

>>3174265
GOOOOOOOOO
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Rolled 474848 + 350000 (1d600000 + 350000)

>>3174265
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>>3174272
Yeah boi
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>>3174265
No WHAMMIES
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>>3174272
not bad at all
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Rolled 516716 + 350000 (1d600000 + 350000)

>>3174265
LETS GO
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>>3174272
ABSOLUTE, FUCKING, UNIT!
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>>3174286
Pretty good, but too late sadly.
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well this thread went from a 30 to a fucking 100 in the span of two rolls
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>>3174272
>>3174203
I would personally like to credit these rolls to the navy.
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>>3174271
>>3174272
>>3174275
851,908/950,000. Impressive, Karn’s power is now up to 3,103,000. Writing.
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>>3174304
Ahhhh, this high, is this the the mountain line we're reaching, no....good? Almost at 1,000,000 power up per training now.
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>851,908/950,000. Impressive, Karn’s power is now up to 3,103,000. Writing.

I'M SO ERECT RIGHT NOW!
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>>3174304
Fucking nice. Here, have a raven.
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>>3174219
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SUB IN BASED SEKI
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>>3174337
the beard was just too strong, anon. No one could have beaten him.
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>>3174304
But do we get SSj3? Surely that 99,100,99 warrants SSj3.
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>>3174366
God no, fuck SS3, have Meloka master that while we work on Berserk and Freeza goes Gold.
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>>3174366
The 57 killed it for us, our ability to bring out the talent of anyone we train however is apparently beyond godlike.
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>>3174355
>implying Comfortable Bando couldn't slap the shit out Kuroki
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>>3174330
>no more wedgies
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>>3174330
>Ease of access for Ubo on date night.
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>>3174375
Maybe we can convince Frieza to have the entire PTO adopt our training methods.
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>>3174222
>Literally my first thread after reading the archive over the past week to catch up

>These fucking numbers

MOTIVATED
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>>3174408
....uh, that's our standard dude, we brought that too the table when he gave us the job of general.
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>>3174420
It obviously hasn't been implemented very far yet then, since we're still blowing shit out of the water by using them.
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>>3174423
Well to be fair, we have been dealing with home world invasions, assassination attempts out the ass, and a few political meetings. We haven't had the chance to set down and bring the army up to some standard.
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>>3174386
>slap the shit out of Kuroki
>when he got his ass beat by Sen
If Bando learned the Rakshasa's Palm, then I could believe he'd stand a stance against the Beard.
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>>3174393
>>3174401
I dont have many pics of raven that WONT get me banned.
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>>3174440
That's probably something we can spend time on once the major time skip starts.

Then again there's like a dozen fucking things we could do once the major timeskip gets here so who knows?
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>>3174467
Same, sexy goth girl is hard to find sfw pics for.
>>3174468
We probably won't need to time skip, as we need to do lots of shit even after dealing with Buu and Babidi. Like a giant fucking laundry list of shit to take care of, our actual job being one of them.
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>>3174479
GD said we would probably get a major timeskip after the Babidi Arc since, if we succeed, there won't really be much left in the universe that could be a challenge to us.
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>>3174486
Challenge? Of course not, but that doesn't erase the shit we need to do after. And we don't need constant punch harder challenges, we aren't typical braindead dbz fans here. Doing business, training, and other shit is a big part of the quest too. And actually having fights go the way they are supposed to with our power, i.e. winning with no apparent effort, is our prize....until we deal whatever bullshit SKoT sends our way next.
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Test
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>>3174479
we still need to deal with trigon.
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>>3174662
He's on the damn list.
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So with out new PL, Regular Super Saiyan brings us up to 155,150,000, Ascended Super Saiyan is now 310,300,000, and how knows for Berserk?

Still that's a big increase compared to our previous of 112,500,000 and 225,000,000
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>>3174676
Who's on the list so far?
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>>3174703
Trigon
The BOI
The Supreme THOT
Zanmasu
Any robo clones of Nefarious left
Baby
Hatchiyack and the ghost army
.....I think that's everyone.
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>>3174722
Covenant prophets.
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>>3174737
Oh yeah. Those assholes.
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>>3174676
Karns making a list and you're a godamn amateur if you think he isn't checking it twice.
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>>3174265
>>3174304
Holy shit, these rolls are amazing.
Oh man, I've been missing out on this quest since we originally challenged the Arbiter to some post war televised combat...
Can someone give me the bullet points?
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>>3174722
>>3174737
Kars is on the list too.
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>>3174784
We trained, almost killed Boros in a fight, saved his life, and then took him back to our ship for a big old after fight party.

Turns out Raven lost her Empathetic Powers from War Truama, Towa offered to help us get them back, so we ended up going to the Magic The Gathering timeline to retreve the Planewalker's God Killing Spear. Went Berserk while using Dragon Force, Turned Dragon Force into Porunga, and almost killed 3 Gods. Got ready to leave, Ace KO'd our Daughter, and we got so pissed off we snapped his spine.

SKoT lost her shit and summoned Xeno Goku to fight us and train the other TPs. Haven't fought them yet.

Fought and killed the Arbiter while calling out Truth.

Oh. We also learned Dragon Force can Perma Kill Demons.

Cooler was the biggest bitch to ever bitch, and allowed himself to be Majin'd to get his revenge on us, so now Karn, Meloka, Bardock, Vegeta, Freeza, King Cold, and the Ginyu Force are all training up to deal with the Wizard and Cooler.

We've made progress on Mastering Berserk, Meloka reached SS3, Bardock reached SS2, and Freeza might have just gone Golden.
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>>3174819
Only for some people and I am not one of them.
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>>3174820
>Cooler was the biggest
Correction, he IS the biggest bitch.
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>>3174784
Oh no wait I forgot something.

After we passed out from breaking Ace's spin, Towa had enough of our stupid sexy self, was going to rape us, and was crouched right over our dick, decided against it, slipped, fell on our dick, and the magic she cast before hand ensure'd Karn ejaculated and that she got preggers.

So yeah, Towa's carrying our Rape Baby, Karn is just disappointed she acted like such a Beta Female instead of the powerful princess of the Demon Realm he knows and cares for, and Meloka is hella pissed.

We haven't really dealt with that issue yet.
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>>3174820
Fuuuuuuuuck that all sounds rad... I kind of want to go back and read all that now. Of course the coolest sounding shit would happen while work is in complete chaos and I have literally NO TIME to even quest.

Thanks for getting me caught up, anon.
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>>3174073
“C’mon Lord Freeza, let’s go!” you say, getting excited by Freeza’s new enthusiasm. “We’ll help you find this power hiding deep inside you, and learn to harness it! C’mon, let’s get started!”
“Yes!” Freeza says, your enthusiasm infectious. “Push me beyond my limits, and draw forth the true power hidden deep within me!”

With Freeza now inspired to push himself beyond his limits, you all dive back into your trainings with renewed vigor. For the next five months you push yourself and your allies to the very brink, and then beyond. Day after day, week after week, and month after month, you push your allies to new, unimaginable heights. You train with Meloka and Freeza each morning, pushing Freeza to try and reach that power hidden deep within him while helping Meloka try to begin controlling that incredible Super Saiyan 3 power. After helping them in the mornings you then move onto the Ginyu Force, pushing Freeza’s elite team to become far stronger as well. You work with the five of them, pushing each of them well past their own individual limits as well as the limits of their teamwork. Each day you push them to their limits, then have the five members of the Ginyu Force fight you as one. With each passing day their teamwork manages to impress you more, nearly managing to defeat you even as a Super Saiyan. Each day after fighting with the Ginyus, you break for lunch, Silver always making something absolutely delicious.

After lunch you work with Ubo and Bardock, Bardock mastering his newfound Ascended Super Saiyan form while Ubo works on his power, the two often sparring under your guidance. Before they fight each day Ubo flies up above the atmosphere, powering up from the nearby star’s rays. Neither fighter wants to give an inch, you having to interfere more than once to keep them from seriously hurting each other. Neither Ubo nor Bardock holds back, giving their all every day. But after the first month, the team dynamic changes.

“I have to go back.” King Vegeta tells you seriously. “I’ve been talking with Nappa almost daily, and I’ve been away for too long. The other Saiyans need me back on New Salda, discipline is slowly breaking down. He’s doing the best he can to hold everything together, but people are beginning to get restless.”
“I understand.” you tell your king, holding out your hand. He grabs your forearm, the two of you shaking before Raven opens a portal for him, King Vegeta walking through.
“Hey, Karn?” Emilia asks, looking between you and Vegeta. “Can. Can I go with him?”

Well?
>Yes
>No
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>>3174837
And she had our rape baby, and his name is Maza. Pic is him, eventually anyway.
>>3174842
Learn to lurk at work.
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>>3174856
>Yes
>But only if you promise to run if you run into trouble, your grandpa would get mad if I let you die.
>Vegeta, this is a important duty as a man, protect your woman that fights with you with your life. I know you can do it.
>Proceed to DAD rib them both while laughing at their embarrassment.
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>>3174856
>>Yes
>>Look, I can see how you look at him, and I can see how he looks at you. I won't give you any advice but this. When the time comes for your family to pick you up...make sure you don't have any regrets alright?
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>>3174856
ask zeno and silva
if yes then>>3174866
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>>3174856
>>Yes

This may work out well for us considering magic portal travel is almost untraceable.
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>>3174856
Actually yeah
>>3174872
ask them as well, then DAD
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>>3174859
Neat, rape baby.

Also, dude, I try, but I wont bore you with the details. Shit is stacked high.
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>>3174883
Fair enough. Hope you can catch up to the craziness soon.
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>>3174856
Ask Zeno and Silva first.
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>>3174872
this.
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>>3174872
Also make sure the palace has been sprayed to prevent ninja infestation.
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>>3174866
>>3174871
>>3174872
>>3174873
>>3174876
>>3174893
>>3174898
>>3174924
Ask Zeno and Silva, if yes then yes plus talk with her wins it. Roll me a 2d100.
First DC 75
Second DC 45
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Rolled 1, 57 = 58 (2d100)

>>3174928
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Rolled 69, 82 = 151 (2d100)

>>3174928
For Love!
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Rolled 84, 50 = 134 (2d100)

>>3174928
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>>3174931
Fuuuck
>>3174933
>>3174932
WOOOOOOOOOO, WE DID IT, TIME TO DAD!
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....Well that's a Nat 1, a Nat 69, and a 84 for DC 75. I have no idea how this is going to work.
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>>3174931
You are damn lucky that >>3174933
rolled well enough to make up for it
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>>3174932
FOR DADING!
>>3174944
Ah yes, you are a newfag. Nat 1s only count when the DC isn't passed for that specific roll, and can cancel out 100s on that roll. However
>>3174948
is right and we succeeded. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAH!
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>>3174948
I was due for a 1 by now.
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>>3174931
>>3174932
>>3174933
84/100, 82/100. Both successful, writing.
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>>3174933
Ctrl+S
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>>3175061
Alt+f4
Thank me later
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>>3175082
Why would you close the page or reply to a post that isnt talking to you?
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Just saying, it wouldn't hurt for karn to put in an appearance over the saiyan capital city, go berserk and yell *really loud* chiding them all.

>We can't even go train for a few months without you sons of bitches acting like a bunch of rabid monkeys?! You lot are saiyans, the proud warrior race that repelled the covenant, now act like it!

>meanwhile, in the mind of new salda's spirit
>"DADDY'S HOME AND HE'S GOT THE JUICE!"
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>>3175101
I'd vote for that. And it would be hilarious.
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>>3175101
Then we let them all have a go at fighting us, anyone who wins can make the rules.
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>>3175101
I will second this vote
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>>3175110
That is a bit cruel, their tiny bodies are the size of our fists.
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>>3175116
They're saiyans. The monkey who makes the biggest shit owns the mountain.
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>>3174856
“Hey Silva, Zeno, is this a good time?” you telepathically ask the assassin pair. “I need to ask you something.”
“Make it quick, boy.” Zeno replies. “Silva and I are fighting a few frost demons, as well as the Lin Kuei’s leader and his lieutenants.”
“They tried to kill your Emilia while I was at Dreadzone, and my Chaya with her.” you tell them. “Give ‘em hell for me.”
“Is there something you needed?” Silva asks you.
“Oh, right.” you say. “I’m on Raxus Prime now, training with King Cold and Lord Freeza before we fight Babidi. Do you mind it I send your daughter back to New Salda under the king’s watch while we hunt this wizard?”
“Sure, sure, that’ll be fine.” Zeno says. “Now if that’s all, we’ll be going.”

And with that they end the communication, Emilia still looking to you expectantly. You put an arm over her shoulders and walk her a bit away from the portal.

“Look, I can see how you look at him, and I can see how he looks at you kid.” you say. “Your folks gave the okay for you to go with him, so stay out of trouble for me. And I won't give you any advice, except for this: when the time comes for your family to pick you up...make sure you don't have any regrets, alright?”
“I... Umm...?” she stammers, cheeks a bit red. “Thank you?”

With that she runs through the portal, Raven closing it behind her then looks to you.

“Are you sure that’s a good idea?” she asks you. “Leaving them, you know, together?”
“Why not?” you ask her. “I leave you with Ubo all the time, right?”
“I? But that-?” she says, suddenly flustered. “I haven’t-!”
“Haha. Don’t worry about it.” you say, waving the stammering Raven off. “If you want something, you have to go and get it. You can’t spend your life waiting on someone to give you what you want. You’ll have to go out and take it. Life’s short Raven, do whatever makes you happy.”

With that you’d left Raven to think over what you told her, you resuming your training. After your morning and afternoon trainings, it was time for your own training with King Cold. And as before, you and the ancient creature spar day after day, yours and surprisingly King Cold’s moves both become sharper and heavier, your strengths growing by the day. As your base power increases, so too does the depths of power you can access while Berserk. And as the third month turns to the forth, something amazing happens.
cont
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>>3175129
HAHA! she didnt deny that she's interested
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>>3175129
>something amazing happens.
>while berserk.
LSSj2?
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Oh Lord that was cute.

Karn, Team DAD, and Matchmaker.

Oh god I can't wait to see everyone's PL's after this....I'm going to be biting my nails until GD updates them.
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>>3175139

easy there anon, we need to play with the nukes before we mess with antimatter warheads
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>>3175142
You know what they say, you can't learn a new form without accidentally south galaxy.
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>>3175142
This isn't even inaccurate of a way to describe it.
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>>3175139
I think its gonna be Golden Frieza rather than LSS2
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>>3175154
I doubt its Golden, probably his 5 evolution mode though.
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>>3175156
Didnt canon frieze obtain Golden just from doing basic exercise for like 6 months? I think with how GAINSTASTIC the Karnage Program is it stands to reason that he'd get there pretty quick
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>>3175156
Nah man, GD hinted last thread Golden Freeza was possible, and with the rolls from this thread? I really think this is it.
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>>3175167
>>3175165
Eh, that's true, lets see who gets hit with the swole juice.
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>>3175165

at the same time in canon he was motivated by a hate boner longer then the south galaxy, he doesnt have that level of motivation here.
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>>3175172
Here he's motivated by a friend that's more than willing to push him beyond all of his previous limits, and he seems pretty pumped by that
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>>3175172
Sure he does. He wants to stop his dickbag brother from dooming HIS universe, and more importantly, he refuses to stay weaker then his best and only friend.

THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP BOI.
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five zenny says frieza's jealous as fuck that we've surpassed him again and have just been sparring with his dad instead of him, because he can't take it.
another five says he uses that to fuel his training and goes golden.
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>>3175175
>>3175188
He just shoots right past Golden and goes Calvo
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>>3175193
FUCKING WETBAAAAAACKS!
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>>3175129
“HRRRRAAAAAAAA!!!” Freeza shouts, a powerful golden aura enveloping his body. “GRRRRRRRGRRRRRRRGRRRGRRR!!”
“Come on Lord Freeza, you can do it!” you shout to your emperor, you, Meloka and King Cold all observing. You’d brought them in to help Freeza reach this level, both at least knowing of the power he’s attempting to reach. Their guidance wasn’t always the most helpful, but today seems like it will finally be the day! “Don’t you dare give in now!!”
“Go, my son!” King Cold shouts excitedly. “Reclaim the true power of our race!”
“RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” he roars out in an ear-piercing scream, Freeza disappearing in the golden glow. You feel his power suddenly explode, you barely able to comprehend his strength. After a few more moments of the entire planet trembling in the wake of Freeza’s true power, the glow dims enough for you to see it.

“A-Amazing...!” Meloka says, you simply nodding your head in agreement. This power coming from Freeza is overwhelming, far beyond King Cold’s power. Freeza’s body changed with his transformation, his skin now a shiny golden as if made from the metal. You all look on awestruck as Freeza floats before you all, his aura overwhelming. But then you feel it, his aura begins to falter! After a few moments that golden glow disappears entirely, Freeza reverting back to his previous form and collapsing to the ground.

“Freeza!!” you shout, leaping immediately over to your fallen friend. You pick him up off the ground, Freeza tiredly chuckling.
“Ohohoho... I... I did it.” he says, before losing consciousness. King Cold proudly takes his son from your arms, an expression of such pride on his face.
“You will one day surpass me, my son.” King Cold says with a smile. “And at this rate, I’ll live long enough to see it. Thank you, Karn. Despite my doubts, you’ve pushed my son to the level I was never able to reach. Thank you.”

And before you could reply King Cold flew off with his son, leaving just you and Meloka to train. As for her training, Meloka spent the time not training with you to gain some measure of control in her newfound Super Saiyan 3 power in the Gravity Chamber. She was determined to make this power her own. But despite her training, her body simply isn’t ready for that level of power. After five months of training, she still can’t hold onto that form on her own for more than a minute before reverting back. It also drains her power far faster than Ascended, but that is a secondary problem compared to her body being unable to regulate that much power. With your Berserk form your body greatly changes to better wield your strength, but with Super Saiyan 3 generating even more power it’s hard for her body to withstand. But that doesn’t stop her from trying.

However, despite Meloka and Freeza’s impressive efforts, their training doesn’t bear the best results.
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>>3175241
“You said you had a special attack you wanted to show me?” you’d asked Guldo, the weakest, yet in your eyes the most dangerous member of the Ginyu Force two months after King Vegeta and Emilia Zoldyck departed.
”That’s right! I’ve developed something special!” Guldo says excitedly. “I was wondering if you wanted to check it out?”
“Of course!” you’d replied. “Show it to me!”
“Right! For this, I’ll need you to hold still.” Guldo says. “I’m still working on being able to use telekinesis to hold them in place while I fire, but for now I just want to show it off.”
“Alright, hit me!” you’d said, transforming into a Super Saiyan and dropping into your stance. “Show me your new attack!”

“TIME PRISON!!” Guldo shouts, firing an odd-looking ball of purple energy. It strikes you square in the chest, but nothing happens. Blinking, you see Guldo’s gone, focusing your senses you feel Guldo is behind you, along with Captain Ginyu.
“I already knew you could stop time.” you say, turning around. “Hey Captain, when’d you get here?”
“I’ve been here for almost half a minute.” Ginyu says, you feeling impressed. You couldn’t sense his ki just a moment ago, he’s gotten good at hiding it. “Alright Guldo, hit me!”
“TIME PRISON!!” Guldo shouts, this time hitting the captain with his attack. You look on confused as nothing happens.
“Guldo, what’s this?” you ask him.
“I knew you wouldn’t realize how great this technique was from the inside, so while you were frozen I asked the Captain along.” Guldo says, his voice clearly strained. “But right now the Captain can’t hear you. He’s frozen in time, back when I hit him with that blast. While he’s under it’s effect he won’t realize any time at all has passed, allowing the other members of the Ginyu Force to attack without being frozen in time as well.”
“A targeted time freeze?” you ask, stunned. This new technique of Guldo’s is amazing! “Incredible, Guldo! That’s such an insane attack, I’d never even considered such a thing was possible!”
“I’m rather proud of it myself.” Guldo says, sighing out and releasing Captain Ginyu,

“Everyone, to my ship, immediately.” King Cold’s voice booms out over his ship’s pa, “This is urgent, I’ve just discovered where Babidi plans to strike!”

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 73 Paused-
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>>3175246
Guldo confirmed BESTest mage
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>>3175246
Guldo has just shot up to Absolutely Necessary in the ToP, if we go through with Ginyu going for Jiren's body
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>>3175246
And that’s it, everyone enjoying the ride? Enjoying the fruits of your training, and your allies’ newfound powers? Ready to take the fight to Babidi, and hopefully stop his plans before he can awaken Majin Buu? All this and more when Saiyan Conqueror Quest resumes, 11am EST! And most important of all, having fun?
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Whew. He actually managed the transformation. GG Freeza. Now you just have to work on truly mastering it.

Also good job Guldo! That's impressive as shit.

Say GD, I know we're paused now, but do you think you could update the PL's before you go? Please?
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>>3175250
He’s been putting in work. Guy’s determined to not let his team down, and even adapting his signature technique to better fight with his allies.
>>3175255
He’s certainly a very useful ally. As long as Jiren the Wall doesn’t break his time control even easier than he broke Hit’s.
>>3175259
Mastery over golden is a long, long ways off. It won’t happen for awhile.
And I’d planned to, before the power went out at my house. Damn snowstorm, I have to find the flashlight so I can copy the written-down numbers into the pastebin.
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>>3175259
>Mastery over golden is a long, long ways off. It won’t happen for awhile.
>And I’d planned to, before the power went out at my house. Damn snowstorm, I have to find the flashlight so I can copy the written-down numbers into the pastebin.
Oh yeah, I don't expect Mastery for a good long while, but the fact that he has access to the form, and can actually work towards mastery, makes me so proud of him.

Oh damn man. I hope it comes back on soon! Make sure to stay warm!
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>>3175246
Ohhhhh yeeeeeah, Green Daddy gonna get the Cap a new body in the tournament.>>3175257
Hype as shit for Guldo being uber relevant.
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>>3175269
Psssh, how long could it take? All that canon freezie-pop needed to do to master it was spend a few...mooonths? I think it's months, Super was really dedicated to not fucking giving a single shit about timeframes. Anyways, he spent a few months(?) in hell working on energy control and it was ez pz for him.

God damn do I hate super...it just makes everything harder to suss out with the shit it does
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>>3175269
how long can freeza stay gold?
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>>3175269
I still think thats bullshit how he can not only notice when he's in a time stop and break it without even having related powers
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>Kill Babidi
>Beat down Cooler until he returns to his senses
>King Cold approaches
>Decides that the best way to punish his FOOLISH son is to spank him
>In front of everyone
>Especially in front of his nemesis, Karn
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>>3175273
Should have rephrased, controlling Golden so it’s a usable form is still a long ways off.
And I’m not betting on it. Good thing I’m fucking adapted to the cold at this point. I have an outside room, and am right above the garage door to the basement. My room’s always cold as shit. But this is why you always have multiple portable chargers charged and ready to go.
>>3175279
We’ll see.
>>3175289
Super was really bad with time, even worse than Namek.
>>3175293
A few seconds.
>>3175303
Jiren is dumb, his backstory is dumb, and only good for making boring characters more interesting by comparison. Like Botamo.
>>3175310
Kek. He wouldn’t show his face for several years, maybe decades.
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>>3175310
>he tries to break out of ol' dad's grip
>flashes up to final form attempting to do so
>dad's been training, his grip is firm
>that ancient, calloused palm is ever so rough on his bottom
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>>3175317
>And I’m not betting on it. Good thing I’m fucking adapted to the cold at this point. I have an outside room, and am right above the garage door to the basement. My room’s always cold as shit. But this is why you always have multiple portable chargers charged and ready to go.
Shit man that's rough. I hope you have a space heater or something!
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>>3175322
Reminder that cold is an ABSOLUTE UNIT
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>>3175317
how far along are we on mastering berserk? what about broly?
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So boys and girls. Its PL TIME!

Karn- 3,103,000
Super Saiyan Karn, 155,150,000
Ascended Super Saiyan, 310,300,000
Berserker Super Saiyan, 300,000,000-850,000,000

That's one hell of a jump. But wait there's more!

Meloka(wife)- 2,994,000
Super Saiyan, 149,700,000
Ascended Super Saiyan, 299,400,000
Super Saiyan 3, 1,197,600,000

So, Meloka has much higher PL then us....for about 1-5 minutes....if her body doesn't give out before her KI does.

King Vegeta- 829,000
Super Saiyan, 41,450,000
Ascended Super Saiyan, 82,900,000

Gets went up just abit before he had to go.

Nappa- 671,703
Super Saiyan, 33,585,150
Ultra Super Saiyan, 67,170,300

Nappa's learned Ultra SS.

Tunnip- 530,000
Super Saiyan, 26,500,000
Ascended Super Saiyan, 53,000,000

Tunnip Ascended.

Lord Freeza- 1,347,000
Second Form, 2,694,000
Third Form, 10,776,000
Final Form, 161,640,000
Full Power, 323,280,000
Golden, ????

Kek. Freeza's first form is stronger then his second canon form now. Heck he's stronger then our improved SS2 PL now.

Bardock- 1,745,000
Super Saiyan, 87,250,000
Ascended Super Saiyan, 174,500,000

Bardock got more Swole

ptain Ginyu- 17,340,000
Jeice- 397,000
Burter- 395,000
Recoome- 304,000
Guldo- 219,700

The Ginyu's got more swole.

Arctus- 639,600
Final Form, 170,428,000

So did our favorite drunk.

King Cold(Second form)- 164,000,000
First form, 82,000,000
Third form, 657,000,000
Final form, 9,840,000,000

Even King Cold got more swole! He's up 1.84 Billion in his final form for as long as he can hold it.
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>>3175345
Oh shit son.
Cell soon? Cell HAS to happen soon, at the levels we're hitting.
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>>3175351
Fuck no. Cell probably won't even be a thing in this quest, cause Goku never went to earth, never blew up his son and fucked up the RR Army, and Gero never got DNA from any off planet sources besides probably Kami.
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>>3175361
Cell is a timeline traveller. He doesn't have to have any of that here to show up.
All he needs is to gank a Trunks (he deserves it) and hitch a ride on bulma's time machine.
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>>3175364
Hey maybe then the SKoT WILL DO HER FUCKING JOB.

Regardless, I hope GD doesn't do that, cause there really isn't a reason for Cell to show up here.
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>>3175364
Well semi-canon Cell showing up wouldn't have the absurd over-training genetic memory of our timeline peeps so he'd not be any different than normal (he'd still be way fucking stronger than anyone here but still.). He COULD show up but he wouldn't be as worrisome as Gero getting the maximum overswole of our characters for a new and improved Cell.

And if canonish Cell did show up absolutely fucking no one would be on Earth worth getting. Gero would likely have an entirely different set of androids and even design philosophy behind them if he survived the return of KP. Gero's androids also wouldn't be so absurdly strong because he never would have witnessed stupidly powerful fighters with his drones that hitched a ride to Namek so his androids would actually probably sit somewhere in the high tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands rather than in the ludicrous levels they were at in canon.

It's a pretty neat butterfly effect.
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>>3175371
>Betting on a kai to do their job

Also
>Thinking there needs to be much of a reason when bulma's time machine is a jank piece of shit that shunts you to a random timeline instead of doing true time travel
The way that the time machine functions is reason enough for it to be able to happen. You're just having a kneejerk response to THE BEST VILLAIN IN ALL OF DRAGONBALL, cell. DENIERS ARE FREE TO FIGHT ME
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>>3175330
Nah, I just got bodyheat son. My last ex was like a fucking vampire, she was ice to the touch. Yet I pour out enough for two.
>>3175335
You’re further than Broly, who hasn’t spent much time recently working on it.
>>3175351
>>3175361
>>3175364
>>3175371
Why would Cell show up here, when Towa can send you to a timeline with Cell running around?
>>3175378
Som go to sleep.
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>>3175351
King Cold is as strong as Android 18. Perfect Cell is way the fuck out of our league.
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>>3175382
>Why would Cell show up here, when Towa can send you to a timeline with Cell running around?
See, this is a good way to get a Cell fight, rather then him just appearing in our timeline.

Come on GD. Just give us a percentage.

Also stay warm you bloody madman.
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>>3175383
Perfect Cell's only given powerlevel that we know of is 900,000,000 which is juuuust above our strongest when berserking and a decent amount below Meloka's in SS3. And fuckin leagues below Final Form king cold, even if he can only hold it for like three seconds.
Besides, I didn't say right now, I said soon
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>>3175382
>you will never know the comfy feel of being a woman with a boyfriend who has a high body temperature
why even live bros

i have some genetic defect that prevents me from sweating at all, so my body is hot as fuck all the time. i also live in alabama where it's 90+ all summer, so i have to douse my clothes in water to keep from getting heatstroke, and you can see steam rising off my body when i go inside. I wear shorts unless it's under 40 outside. upside is, i barely have to drink any water.
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>>3175397
Well at least you'll never have a clammy handshake
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>>3175399
True.
kek, you know what? remember shishio? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ld3MKr6XYA
it's kind of like his situation except you pass out instead of bursting into flame, which is considerably less awesome.
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Also, since I forgot to mention it so far: welcome to Age 743.

>>3175393
>Just give us a percentage
No
Doing that would both encourage and probably disappoint anons.
>Also stay warm you bloody madman.
I am the heat. But appreciate the sentiment.
>>3175397
>why even live bros
So you can see what happens next, of course.
>spoiler
Shit. You need to move further north and live in a damn igloo or something.
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>>3175405
>So you can see what happens next, of course.
Accurate

>Shit. You need to move further north and live in a damn igloo or something.
I really, really want to. I hate the heat so god damn much. I also hate everyone telling me it's freezing in my house and that i need to stoke the fire.
As long as my pipes don't freeze, i don't give a shit. Put on some clothes.
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>>3175405
Don't pull a Toriyama by introducing the numbers to us and then refusing to use them
Give us the damn percentages!
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>>3175405
Give us the damn numbers GD. You can't just give us numbers and then take them away.
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>>3175345
So has anyone noticed how ungodly fast Meloka's powerlevel grows? Like seriously, we just can't pull ahead more then a couple hundred thousand, no matter what. We got three months of special training in that she didn't, and she still managed to close the gap in, what, one training session? Then we just now super crit and got a huge powerlevel rise, while all of her training was probably focused on trying to acclimate to SSJ3, and she still managed to close the gap to 100k. Is GD just raising her powerlevel to match whatever ours is?
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>>3175426
It's the power of crazy, anon.
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>>3175426
Maybe it's some kind of zenkai from ss3 almost killing her and us bringing her back from the brink every time
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>>3175408
That heat is awful. I visit family down there every year or so, and fuck that.
>>3175409
>>3175414
If you really want the numbers, 19% is what you’re at as far as mastering Berserk.
>>3175426
Her training consisted of gaining some measure of use over Super Saiyan 3’s power, working on her varied ki attacks, and trying her best to keep up with your own power.
>>3175427
>>3175430
This is also an acceptable answer.
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>>3175436
Oh dude, that's not disappointing at all. That's a huge bump up.
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>>3175436
Almost 1/4th of the way there, brothers
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>>3175436
A little less than what I had hoped for, but better than nothing.
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>>3175436
>19%

A fifth of the way there’s pretty decent. Can’t even imagine what it’s upper limit is going to look like at this rate though. The multiplier’s already almost 280x.
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Arctus- 639,600
Final Form, 170,428
Missing a few zeros GD
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>>3175474
>mastered berserk
>just chilling around being eight feet tall
>casually throwing star-busters out into the cosmos while chatting with friends
>sleep on your back screaming out a mouth beam the entire time

Why would you ever want to leave this incredibly mentally taxing and destructive form?

I think mastery in berserk will have less of an effect on how much it increases power and have more of an effect on how easily it can be controlled. It'll still get stronger but I feel the point of berserk is that it turns you into a generator while other forms burn off your power but berserk does it at the cost of turning into a very angry very destructive monkeyman.
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>>3175483
I still would extremely prefer we work on Primal.
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>>3175656
Want to work on both, since one of the big end goals is Primal Berserk.
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>>3175246
“Alright, about time!” you say, popping your knuckles. “Let’s get this bastard.”
“Ginyu Force! Move out!” Captain Ginyu shouts, he and Guldo taking off. You fly along with them, you sensing everyone on the planet converging at King Cold’s ship. By the time you and the Ginyus arrive, having been on the far side of the planet, everyone else has already assembled outside King Cold’s ship. The three of you touch down, seeing King Cold looking angry.

“Alright, now that everyone’s here, let’s get down to business.” he says, pointing a remote to a Vox-style floating screen, a star map appearing on it. “Thanks to the tracker the Black Reaper here snuck onto Babidi’s ship, I now know where his destination is.”

You see the blinking red dot on the map, it zooming in. It has just passed one star system, seemingly heading right for anotherone. And as it zooms in further, that planet it’s approaching looks kinda familiar, Wait, hey isn’t that-?

From the information Arctus has hacked from Babidi’s ship through the bug, I’ve translated some of his plans. He plans to tear open a gateway to the underworld, unleashing the armies of Hell on an unsuspecting world. But that is only a bonus. His true goal will be in binding the Lord of Hell himself, the Demon King Dabura.”

“Dabura?” you think, glancing over to Raven as everyone begins muttering before King Cold silences you.

“But that’s not all. For his plan to work, he needs a planet where much blood has been spilt. He needs a world where countless billions have died agonizing deaths, weakening the barrier between this world and the next.” King Cold says, a sudden rage boiling up inside as your fears are confirmed. “Babidi plans to unleash hell itself on New Salda.”
“I’ll kill that bastard!” you shout, turning fully to Raven. “Send me there, now!”
“Ri-“ she starts, before King Cold shouts.
“WAIT!” he commands, everyone present freezing including yourself. “Do not yet open that portal.”
“What the hell?” you ask, confused. “I’m going to stop him!”
“Before he’s arrived?” King Cold asks you frostily. “Then Babidi will realize he’s being tracked, and disapper again. This is our chance to end him. Once and for all.”

“D-Dammit!” you seethe, visibly fuming. You know King Cold’s right, but you don’t want to put your people at risk yet again. You don’t need another war breaking out on your doorstep. It’s only been a few years since the Covenant invasion, your home hasn’t yet fully recovered. “How long? How long until they arrive and we move in?”
“We leave in ten minutes.” King Cold says, surprising you all. “His ship should be landing on New Salda within five, and it will take him time to prepare his ritual. If we can stop him before opening his gateway to hell, we can kill him and stop this disaster, as well as Majin Buu’s rebirth before it starts. Any questions?”
>cont
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>>3175719
Well?
>No, it’s go time!
>What can Babidi actually do?
>Do you know who or what else Babidi has at his disposal?
>Any traps he could have laid out for us?
>What do we do with Cooler?
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
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>>3175720
>Do we have a backup plan in case he tries to run away immediately? Cooler can teleport.
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>>3175723
This and we should make sure Raven is around to counter any of his magics.
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>>3175720
>Do we have a backup plan in case he tries to run away immediately? Cooler can teleport.
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>>3175723
I'm assuming we go in ascended ssj champion and try to speedblitz Babidi, but never hurts to have a backup.
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>>3175723
>>3175728
>>3175734
Do we have a backup plan in case he tries to run away immediately? Cooler can teleport wins it. Writing.
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>>3175720
>>Do we have a backup plan in case he tries to run away immediately? Cooler can teleport.
>>Should I contact King Vegeta and the others? It's likely they will be able to sense Cooler and Babadi's approach and so will The Guardian.
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Should we tell Towa?
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>>3175755
She already knows man. Did you miss the epilogue last thread where she showed up to King Cold's dreams and told him what Babidi's plans are?
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Also, while I would vastly perfer stopping Babadi before he got his ritual off, and protecting what's left of our species?

The chance to say that 'Hell itself invaded the New Salda and they forced it to retreat' would be sooooooo good.
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>>3175771
No. Killing midgets is the game plan today.
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>>3175780
....Did you just skip over the entire first half of my post where I explicitly said 'while I would vastly perfer stopping Babadi before he got his ritual off, and protecting what's left of our species'?

Get your eyes checked anon.
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>>3175771
>Portal to hell opens
>Chaos in hell as Saiyans invade en masse
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I think we should ask Cold for a sanctuary planet where the saiyans can actually repopulate without the threat of being wiped out every six months knocking the population back down to about twelve people.
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Actually shit guys, all our dead saiyan bothers and sisters are in all! If Hell invades, that just means the living saiyans, and the legions of dead saiyans trapped in hell, can fight side by side against the demonic invasion to protect their species!
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>>3175720
“Yeah, I have one.” you say. “What if as soon as we get there, Babidi runs? Cooler’s Instant Transmission could let him get away.”
“Simple.” King Cold replies with a smirk. “You will stop him.”
“I will?” you ask, the old conqueror nodding.
“As soon as Raven opens her portal, you are to telepathically call out Cooler, and challenge him. Fly directly to Cooler, and challenge him face-to-face. His anger and desire to defeat you will hopefully overpower Babidi’s mind control, and allow us to finally kill him.”
“I’ll handle Cooler.” you say, popping your knuckles. “No matter how powerful Babidi’s made him, I’ll take him down.”
“Remember, you need to keep Cooler’s attention focused on touoff of the rest of us.” King Cold says. “Babidi is bound to have more servants bound to his will to try and slow us, along with whatever magic he’ll unleash. Your task will be to keep my fool of a son busy so he-“

“We’ve got a problem!” King Vegeta’s voice suddenly shouts out in your mind. “It’s already started!”
“What?” King Cold shouts, you all immediately caught off-guard.
“Cooler teleported him here, and Babidi’s already opened a hell portal!” King Vegeta says, everyone immediately springing to action. “Demons are already coming through!”
“Move, now!” King Cold commands, everyone springing to action. Raven instantly opens a wide portal to New Salda, you all rushing through. You focus your senses, feeling Cooler’s massive ki battling with King Vegeta and Nappa. You focus on Cooler’s ki, blasting off towards his, King Vegeta’s and Nappa’s powers. You flash up to a Super Saiyan as you fly, arriving just in time to see Cooler on the attack.

“BASTARD!!” Nappa shouts, your friend far larger and more powerful than normal as he rushes Cooler in the form you’d fought him in. King Vegeta rushes from the opposite side, yet despite their power you can feel they don’t stand a chance. Cooler swats King Vegeta aside with his tail, grabbing Nappa by the face and putting a finger to his chest.
“Die!” Cooler says maliciously, you shouting out.
“COOLER!!” you shout, him turning from Nappa and glaring at you.
“You.” he says, grinning evilly. You feel his ki exploding upwards, his blue aura flared up wildly as red lightning dances along his body. He’s at least twice as powerful as he was when you’d fought him before, this will be a fight. “I’ve been waiting for this! You die this day, Super Saiyan!”

What form will you take?
>Stay Super Saiyan
>Go Ascended Super Saiyan
>Berserk, go all out!
>Other(write in)
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>>3175719
>There’s another invasion of New Salda happening

I swear to god, what would it take to make everyone leave our planet the fuck alone? Also, wouldn’t it be the Demon Realm Babidi’s opening a portal to? I thought Hell’s a whole different place, under Enma’s jurisdiction.
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>>3175845
>“YOU STILL OWE ME A TECHNIQUE, YOU FUCK!”
>Berserk, go all out!
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>>3175859
Supportan. Call him out on it real good, get angry.
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>>3175801
>demons laugh as they begin to invade
>demons scream as saiyans realize demons are in fact edible and will constantly reform in Hell for endless meals and frequent fights
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>>3175845
>>Stay Super Saiyan
>>Go Ascended Super Saiyan
>>You disapoint me Cooler! Instead of working to get stronger and beating me with your own strength, you sold your soul to wizard because you couldn't put in the effort to beat me on your own, your not a even a fellow warrior anymore, your just a mad dog that needs to be put down!

Yeah, its wordy, but we need Coolers attention on us, so I figure it's called for and IC.
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>>3175845
>Berserk, go all out!
I bet Karn's going to say some cheesy one-liner back at him once he goes berserk.
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>>3175864
....Fuck. I meant to vote for 'Go Ascended Saiyan'. Not have the stay super saiyan vote in there. Fuck me.
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>>3175845
>Go ascended
>YOU OWE ME COOLER! YOU COWARDLY BITCH
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>>3175859
Support
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>>3175845
Congratulation BOI2.0

You get to burn in hell
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So. Where are all the dead saiyans that got sent to hell? Are they fighting the invasion force while still in Hell?
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>>3175879
They might have been sent to HFIL instead of Hell.
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>>3175862
>Then the saiyans that die in the fight are transported to hell, and start eating the demons on the other side

>During all of this, the already dead SAIYAN start showing their zenkai boosts
This goes down in history as how the saiyans invaded hell and proceeded to conquer it
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>>3175889
I just wonder how many Saiyans would be willing to claim demonic waifus.
Demons are pretty strong. And sometimes they're pretty hot, too.
There's a non-zero chance that after this event, the saiyan population will have a small percentage of demonic blood in it. Discounting towa's kid, I mean.
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>>3175893
>HEY YOU! There's a demon with huge boobs over there!
>Uh, cool?
>IT WOULD BE IF YOU WEREN'T GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED SO HARD!

Focus, anon. Focus!
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>>3175896
Huge boobs means more food for the kids, you fool! Think of the benefits!
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>>3175859
>>3175860
>>3175864
>>3175867
>>3175872
>>3175875
Go Berserk plus write in wins it. Roll me a 2d100
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Rolled 25, 29 = 54 (2d100)

>>3175902
HERE WE GO BOYS
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Rolled 80, 64 = 144 (2d100)

>>3175902
oh we went berserk right away, Oh fuck me
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>>3175909
You know what this means? Champion Of New Salda Berserk Karn!

WRATH OF MOTHER NATURE!

RULES OF NATURE!
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>>3175909
Good.
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Rolled 40, 89 = 129 (2d100)

>>3175902
Let's do it.
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>>3175905
>>3175909
>>3175919
80/100, 89/100. Double success, writing.
His full, undivided attention is now on you
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>>3175931
Good. He'll need it if he wants to withstand the can of whoopass he opened by deciding to follow Babidi's plan of attacking New Salda
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>>3175931
It kinda has to be or he'd wind up dead against Berserk.
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>>3175931
He can't avoid us anymore.
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>>3175845
“I die this day? Don’t make me laugh.” you taunt, stepping forward. “You’re a cowardly bastard who sold his soul for this? Is this little bit of power all your soul was worth? You’re pathetic Cooler.”
“All?” Cooler asks. “No, not all. I’ll show you the unfathomable depths of power I now have at my disposal! HRRRAAAAAAAA!!!”

Cooler roars as his body begins expanding, his power suddenly exploding upward. His body morphs in front of you as he transforms, body growing almost twice his normal height as his power skyrockets. You wath as he again takes his form similar to Arctus’s.

“With this power granted to me, I shall destroy you once and for all!” he shouts, plates then shifting to cover his face.
“So this is your real power?” you ask Cooler, smirking. You know just what to say to get under his skin now, and keep him focused on you. “Seems that selling your soul to Babidi was worth at least something. Unlike the last time we fought, this time I won’t have to hold back. I’ll get to use my full power.”
“You... You... Were holding back?” Cooler says stunned. You watch as his expression changes from shock, then to anger. “You dared take me lightly?! I’LL DESTROY YOU!!”

“GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” you roar, your aura exploding out around you. You dig deep into that power hidden deep within, unleashing your full Berserk might. Your aura shifts from golden to green, body swelling to accommodate your full power. “This time, Cooler, I’m not going to be holding back. Now you get to face my real power!”

Well? How will you start this showdown off?
>Rush and attack
>Rush and Su Ma
>Defend, see what he can dish out
>Evade and counter whatever Cooler dishes out
>Keep your distance and use your less lethal ki attacks
>Other(write in)
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>>3176111
>Rush and Su Ma
>Activate mobile energy body
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>>3176111
>>Rush and attack
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>>3176111
>>Rush and Su Ma
>>Activate mobile energy body
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>>3176111
>Rush and attack

Time to see which of us hits harder.
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>>3176111
>Berserk.
>"Let me Show you TRUE Power!"
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>>3176129
You’re already Berserk
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>>3176138
oh then
>Rush and Su Ma
>Activate mobile energy body
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>>3176138
Sorry i missed that I've been up for a while..
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>>3176111
>Rush and Su Ma
>Keep your distance and use your less lethal ki attacks
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>>3176111
>Rush and Su Ma
Monkey Time!
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Rolled 5, 5, 69, 65, 51, 39, 28, 65, 22 = 349 (9d100)

>>3176118
>>3176119
>>3176120
>>3176127
>>3176140
>>3176148
Rush and Su Ma, and try for your Ki Body technique as well wins it. Roll me a 4d100.
First DC 80
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Rolled 13, 88, 100, 76 = 277 (4d100)

>>3176183
BIIIIIITCH
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Rolled 98, 18, 28, 76 = 220 (4d100)

>>3176183
TIME FOR THE PAIN!
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Rolled 47, 54, 93, 98 = 292 (4d100)

>>3176183
OH GOD
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>>3176185
WELL THEN, SOMEONE GET THE FIRST ROLL, I WANT TO BREAK THIS DILDO!
>>3176183
I am disappointed
>>3176187
>>3176189
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WEEEEEEE BROKE THIS BITCH!
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Rolled 35, 52, 2, 16 = 105 (4d100)

>>3176183
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>>3176185
>>3176187
>>3176189
COOLER BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>3176187
>>3176189
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>>3176183
>>3176185
>>3176187
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: s4DKfB/a) 01/13/19(Sun)13:47:04 No.3176187▶
>Rolled 98, 18, 28, 76 = 220 (4d100)
>>>3176183
>TIME FOR THE PAIN!
>>3176189
>> 98, 88, 100, 98.

HE KILLED HIM! WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!
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>>3176185
>>3176187
>>3176189
98/100, 88/100, CRIT/100, 98/100. Well then, writing.
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>>3176199
Local monkey kills space lizard.
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He may be cooler, but we're ICE FUCKING COLD, BABY
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>>3176199
And we got motherfucking dubs
>>3176195
>>3176194
>>3176193
>>3176189
>>3176187
Gentleman, its been an honor, press F everyone, this faggot owes us two techniques now.
>>3176203
Do the dubs count for something too?
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>Berserk Karn bends Cooler over his knee and applies the spanking that bitch has had coming for years now
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>Cooler: "Bitch I'll teach you to hold back on me"
>Karn: "Bitch I'll teach you WHY I hold back on you"

I can't wait for the next batch of rolls where we job uncontrollably.
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>>3176203
Hey GD I specifi i meant this
Energy Body- Coat your body in ki to partially absorb the impact and damage from melee strikes. Works far better against physical strikes than ki or magical attacks.

Not this

Unmovable Energy Body- Upgrade of Energy Body. Coat your body in extremely hardened ki, making you virtually immune to physical attacks. However, you’re unable to move while the technique is active, and nonphysical attacks are only partially negated.
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>>3176203
Karns powerlevel: MAXIMUM^2
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>>3176203
I can't wait for Freezer to Ohoho as his smug prick brother bites the dust.
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>>3176218
No.
This
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>>3176203
THOSE DUBS BETTER COUNT FOR SOMETHING
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>>3176203
I need the write in vote from the last vote used here
>>3175859
this one, you didn't use it. And it is to appropriate to not use even if he gets offended like a bitch.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0DrXyzlHM8
Break his tail like a music instrument.
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So is cooler our timelines Yamaha now? Cause he's definitely filling in the position.

Fuck guldo's better than him, that said guldo's boss, but still
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>>3176363
First off, no, he's OUR Vegeta, like Raditz is to Chaya Broly and Chili.
Second, don't you ever compare Bitch Faggot Cooler to Good Guy Guldo. He is our low key Krillin, and has done nothing wrong.
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>>3176389
>>implying coolers our vegeta
>>>implying krillin even touches guldo's status
What is wrong with you anon?
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>>3176431
Being correct, what is wrong with you? Though I will say Guldo is better than Krillin.
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>>3176389
I mean, Guldo hasn't died a single time, so he can't exactly be our Krillin.

If anything, Nefarious is our Krillin, he's just a Krillin that turned evil.
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>>3176431
>>3176441
>not realizing that Guldo is our Piccolo, Frieza is our Vegeta, Cooler is our Tien and Frieza Soldier 759 is our Yamcha

Fuck guys come on.
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>>3176111
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZpFgkZWHXqA

“Die you insolent monkey!!” Cooler roars, flaring his aura wildly. You focus your energy, trying for something you’d never attempted while in this form as it’d always seemed unnecessary. Yet you find it incredibly easy, using your Energy Body technique and shrouding your body in a layer of protective energy. As you do this Cooler roars, charging headlong at you. You roar back, slamming your massive right fist into his. Cooler’s newfound power is impressive, but yours is still greater. You push back, forcing Cooler off-balance as you begin your assault. You take your momentum and add to it,flipping forward into a powerful left axe kick. Cooler barely has time to react, crossing his arms to block your powerful strike. Your heel slams down hard on Cooler’s guard, the ground shattering under Freeza’s brother’s feet. Flipping back you land on your feet and charge in, slamming your left fist hard into Cooler’s jaw.

“Gyah!!” Cooler shouts as you strike him, knocking him from his feet and sending him flying.
“You won’t get away!” you roar, landing back-first and blasting off after him. You quickly close the gap, flying back-towards the ground before catching up to him, flipping and slamming your knee hard into Cooler’s gut, sending him crashing down into the ground. He hits the ground with enough force to make a crater, striking so hard he bounces up off the ground. You follow up, stomping down on his gut with both feet. Cooler cries out as you stomp down, you leaping up and again stomping down hard on his gut. He cries out again, gathering his ki into his fingertips and firing a barrage of Death Beams up at you. With a double backflip you leap away and out of the massive crater, gathering your ki into a Ki Bomb and tossing it down after Cooler. He manages to dodge the attack, charging you again. You charge back, grabbing Cooler by the face and stopping his charge cold.

“RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, squeezing down hard on his head as Cooler cries out, you feeling him creaking and cracking under your crushing grip. You then release him, and with a shout slam yout left fist hard into his face and send Cooler flying.

You’ve got the advantage right now, what will you do?
>Keep attacking and don’t let up the pressure
>Defend, see what he’ll try next
>Evade and counter whatever he throws out
>Ki Bombs and Scattershots, keep Cooler at range and on the defensive
>Rush in and attack, follow up your attacks with ki attacks to destroy him
>Super Explosive Wave, blow him away
>Super Ki Bomb, take him down
>Other(write in)
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>>3176445
That's almost right, I'd say cooler's our yajirobe, helped once then fucked off refusing to help again.
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>>3176449
>Keep attacking and don’t let up the pressure
>Attempt to cripple him
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>>3176449
>Begin preparing the mother of all hellzone grenades with your overflowing supply of energy.
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>>3176449
>Keep attacking and don’t let up the pressure

Damn, we fucked his ass up.
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>>3176449
>That them drop
Yesssss
this>>3176465
BIIIIIIITCH!
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>>3176449
>>Keep attacking and don’t let up the pressure
Remember guys, our goal here is to KO Cooler, NOT Kill Him. So we need to be careful with big energy attacks.
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>>3176449
>Other: Rush and grapple.
Time to get back to our roots. I want this fucboi in an arm-bar.
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>>3176449
>Keep attacking and don’t let up the pressure
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>>3176449
Wait....
>>3176465
>>3176472
>>3176471
We have to Super Grinder him and break his spine. Its the only way to be sure.
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>>3176455
>Cooler
>being based Yajirobe

Now I KNOW you're just shitposting.
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Let's cripple him and break his hands before he realizes how fucked he is and tries to add IT to the fight
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>>3176492
Right here>>3176477
Break his spine and he can't do shit but scream.
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>>3176465
Do you WANT King Cold to kick our ass after all this is said and done?
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>>3176449
>You’ve got the advantage right now, what will you do?
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>>3176499
We have healing pods, and he's a traitor.

Plus his race is bullshit, I'm sure he'll be fine and this way he won't try attacking us while we deal with the real threats, like the betacuck he is
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>>3176499
He'd on;y get pissed if we killed him, we can cripple him as much as we want, we have healing pods on planet. Duh.
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>>3176499
Healing pods are a thing, dude.
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>>3176499
healing pods exist
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>>3176500
I would imagine voting would be something to do.
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>>3176499
Eh, combat cripplying probably won't make him happy, but so long as it's something a Healing Pod can fix he probably won't be too pissed.

Mostly we just need to shatter Cooler's hands and KO him/ring his head like a doorbell.

Without his hands to do that finger trick, and his head to disoriented to lock on to KI Signatures, he can't IT.
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>>3176449
>>Keep attacking and don’t let up the pressure
>>3176510
Woops, double miss click.
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>>3176465
>>3176469
>>3176471
>>3176472
>>3176474
>>3176475
>>3176476
>>3176477
>>3176492
>>3176516
Keep attacking and don’t let up the pressure wins it. Roll me a 3d100.
First DC 45
Second DC 50
Third DC 90
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>>3176449
>Keep attacking and don’t let up the pressure
"I expected a real fight, Cooler"
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Rolled 98, 10, 37 = 145 (3d100)

>>3176551
Here we go again!
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Rolled 16, 98, 85 = 199 (3d100)

>>3176551
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Rolled 83, 23, 44, 57, 62, 55, 21, 74, 19, 39, 72 = 549 (11d100)

>>3176551
Whoops forgot my own roll. Need numbers for the rest of the battle unfolding.
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Rolled 10, 46, 70 = 126 (3d100)

>>3176551
Monkey time continues.
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Rolled 91, 63, 57 = 211 (3d100)

>>3176551
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>>3176554
>>3176555
>>3176557
Damn. But got them dubs so at least it looks cool.
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>>3176554
>>3176555
>>3176557
98, 98, 85.

Well we just failed that last DC but we still broke Cooler in half AGAIN.
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>>3176554
>>3176555
God, what I'd give to see Babidi's face right now.
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>>3176554
>>3176555
>>3176557
98/100, 98/100, 85/100. Two great successes and a narrow failure, writing.
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>>3176569
>>
Reminder that crippling on its own is ineffective against babidi's minions
A broken neck only made spopovich take a few seconds to fix it
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>>3176569
Probably going along the lines of
>"I have a Cooler."
>King Cold and Freeza, "We have a Karn."
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>>3176600
That's because a jobber breeder did it, not a mountain that talks.
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>>3176570
The moral of the story is wizards are no substitute for getting immensely jacked.
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>>3176610
A broken neck is a broken neck, it'd paralyze unaltered humans
Don't count on it working for cooler
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Babidi's magic doesn't heal broken bits, just made sure thw hummies wouldn't die from it. They still break and can be stopped if crippled enough I think
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Look up on Babidi's magic this won't be quite so easy: Besides tremendously increased raw might, the target also gains other benefits, such as the ability to completely control their ki, enabling normal people to fly and produce energy blasts. They gain a seemingly limitless stamina (Vegeta was able to maintain his Super Saiyan 2 form for almost his entire time possessed, and Spopovich did not show signs of weariness despite all the blows he took from fighting Videl). They also become nearly unkillable and zombie-like, feeling little to no pain from injuries and are relatively unfazed by what would normally be fatal injuries. Despite Spopovitch having his neck snapped and spun around, he quickly returned to his feet and casually shifted his neck back into place.
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>>3176664
so what you're telling us is we should cut of his limbs sans his head then cauterise the stumps then dump his ass some where far away via raven portals. anything i'm forgetting?
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>>3176694
More that we need to cripple his ability to move by cutting his verves and tendons. Its something a healing pod should be able to fix, but if you sever his tendons...well for example he can't walk no matter how much of a zombie he is if you cut his Achilles Tendon.

His heels, back of his knees, wrists, elbows, shoulders, and somewhere along his spine.
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>>3176213
>but we're ICE FUCKING COLD, BABY
No that's his father
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>>3176729
I knew someone was gonna do it. I only wondered how long it would take.
>>
test
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Man, I can't remember. Has GD confirmed Table is around or not? King Vegeta Sr died when King Vegeta II was pretty young, and I can't remember how much older than Table Vegeta is.
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>>3176826
He is. He also knows Prince Vegeta is now King Vegeta ever since he appeared on TV, but he doesn't know how.
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>>3176837
We need to go pick him up.
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>>3176845
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY...except probably Towa, knows he exists. King Vegeta, for all he was a fuck up, did that particular job VERY well.
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>>3176866
I think GD has said that Little Vegeta knows he exists, he just has no idea where he's at.
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>>3176449
“I’m not done with you yet!!” you roar, blasting up off the ground at Cooler. You see him lifting his right hand to his forehead, he’s gonna escape! You pour more power into your flight, reaching Cooler just before his fingertips touch. With a roar you slam your fist into his hand, you feeling the bones in his hand shatter.
“AAAAAUUUAAAAAAAGH!!!” Cooler roars, clutchinng his hand. You’ve got him now!
“IS THIS IT?!!” you roar in his face, slamming your other hand hard into his guts. Cooler cries out in agony, you telling him exactly what you think of him. “Was this what you sold your soul for?Betraying your brother and father, everything they’ve worked for, and for what? Just to get beat again, and by a monkey no less?!”
“QUIET!!” Cooler roars, his ki exploding out from him in a powerful Explosive Wave. His sudden outpouring of power knocks you back a moment, you bracing against his power. “You know nothing, Saiyan! I was always smarter and better at ruling than my brother, yet father always favored him! No matter what I did, Freeza was always father’s favorite! It was always “Freeza this” and “Freeza that,” and I’m done! I will no longer be second fiddle!”

“By betraying your father and everything he’s worked for?” you ask, Cooler glaring angrily at you. “You traitor! You disgust me!”
“Silence, Saiyan!” he roars, charging at you. You’ve had it with Cooler’s shit, you’re ending this. Now.
“GGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, charging at Cooler. He swings for your head, you tanking his punch and charging through it.
“W-Wha-!!” Cooler shouts in surprise, interrupted by your fist slamming hard into his face. Your attack sends Cooler flying, you unleashing another bellow as you charge after him. You quickly catch back up to him, unleashing a barrage of powerful blows against Cooler. Your attacks smash into him over and over and over again, before with a final roar you slam a two-handed axe-handle down onto his chest and sending Cooler crashing to the ground. You drift down, touching down beside the newly-made crater as the dust clears, you seeing Cooler struggling to rise.

“D-DAMN YOU!!” he roars, blasting back off the ground at you and swinging for your head. You don’t move, simply tanking his punch. Cooler’s eyes widen in surprise, stepping back fearfully.
“Wha-What the hell are you?! Cooler asks, trembling. “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!!”
“I am-!” you say, before you both freeze. You sense something massive, yet somehow familiar has arrived on New Salda. After a moment, looking towards the source you see a massive shape rising up to it’s full height.
cont
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>>3176893
Oh f***
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>>3176893
>Interrupting us before we can say the line.
I don't know what that is, but it's gonna die for interrupting the line.
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>>3176893
I swear to god midget, IF YOU SENT BIG GETTI STAR, AGAIN, WE WILL END YOU!
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>>3176893
It's Trigon, isn't it?
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>>3176893
“Trigon...” you mutter, feeling his massive demonic ki as the demon fully steps into your realm. You can feel the full weight of his power like the enhanced gravity of your Gravity Chamber, Cooler stepping back fearfully.
“What the hell is that?” he says, tripping and falling back as he cowers before the masisve demon’s power. You reach down, grabbing Cooler by one of his horns and forcing him to look.
“Look what you’ve done!” you shout at the feared tyrant. “This is YOUR FAULT! If you didn’t act like such a spoiler child, we could have stopped this! Now c’mon, we’re taking that thing down!”
“Taking it down? Taking it down?!” Cooler shouts, scrambling to get away. “You’re out of your damn mind! I’m not fighting that thing!”
“You’re Fucking WORTHLESS!!” you roar, tossing Cooler away. “You’re nothing more than a damn coward! Fine, run away! But every single Saiyan that dies here today’s blood is on your hand, and when this is over, I’m coming to collect.”

With that said you turn from Cooler, flaring your powerful green Berserk aura up and launching yourself into the sky. You fly off towards the massive shape of Trigon, seeing the demon firing his Eye Beams at someone... UBO!! You feel your friend’s ki swelling as he does his best to repel the demon’s attack, you increasing your speed as much as you can and flying headlong at the demon. You have to hurry, before it’s too late!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dg9jgd0xTvU

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 73 End-
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>>3176911
I'd be more worried about some Majin'd Godzilla or something. But it could be Trigon yes.
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>>3176905
Whatever it is our power is at least three times more maximum than it.
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>>3176916
Oh for fucks sake, guess we need to bend him over our knee next. Sooner than expected, but not unpleasant.
BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!
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>>3176916
On a scale of 1 to AAAAAAAAAAAAH, how fucked are we?
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>>3176916
yfw cooler got trunks'd
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>>3176916
Fucking cowardly space lizards, and dumb interdimensional demon dad's
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>>3176916
>spoiled* child
not spoiler, even if we could break his head to vent ki and brain out of it.
>>3176923
Solid 7 or 8, not the worst we have ever dealt with. Just gotta dragon it.
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>>3176916
Oh my fucking god. Cooler you worthless fucking cunt. Time to see if Berserk Dragonforce can do this. We don't have Supervillain to go with it like we did with the Theros Gods, but he's not in their league... right? Right?
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>>3176916
Well shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Time for Champion Berserk boys and girls.

God this is going to suck. Trigon is almost as strong as Dabura and there isn't a single mortal in the universe that's strong enough to take The Demon King right now by WQM.

Our only option here is forcing Trigon back into hell, and closing the gate, before we all end up dead.

Also GD. What was 5th Form Majin Cooler's PL by chance?
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>>3176930
We weren't using supervillain on the theros gods, we only popped that vs. ace, and promptly shattered his spine.
However, Trigon is an ABSOLUTE UNIT so this is probably going to be difficult if not impossible. We certainly won't be able to kill him with dragonforce yet, i wouldn't even try.
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>>3176939
You do know how Dragon Force works right? If we hit him we can make him feel it regardless of what he does.
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>>3176939
I am like 90% sure we had Supervillain going the entire time.

>>3176932
Oh my god, I forgot about Champion. Champion Berserk Dragonforce, this is gunna be amazing.
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>>3176943
It isn't all-powerful though. We still need to actually be able to put enough power behind it to finish him, which i don't think karn has.
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>>3176932
Green on green makes the big man scream.
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>>3176916
>Inb4 we arrive just as Ubo asks Trigon if he can date his daughter

I wonder how Trigon would react?
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>>3176932
>tfw the only thing angrier than Karn right now is the planet for having unnatural demons on its surface

If Karn goes any greener he will actually be the Hulk.
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>>3176954
You know, I wouldn't think he would think of that, but he might say as something he heard Raven mumbling about.
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>>3176916
And that’s it for this weekend, everyone having fun? Ready to face your strongest opponent yet? Wondering what happened to everyone else, and what else Babidi’s done? All this and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest!
>>3176922
Kek.
>>3176923
You’re gonna find out.
>>3176924
He realizes he fucked up.
>>3176925
This arc is fast approaching it’s grand conclusion, and an insane final battle.
>>3176927
Good catch on the typo.
>>3176930
You could try.
>>3176932
You can try.
He is very powerful, and no. There’s one mortal strong enough to fight him. For a little while at least.
>Cooler’s PL
Soon. I’ll have to update the pastebin witht his numbers before the next run.
>>3176954
Ha.
>>3176961
Kek.
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>>3176932
Eh, I think we can take him. Perfect Cell’s power level, if memory serves, clocked in at about 900 mil, and Dabura’s was only equal to his after he got the Majin boost, and Trigon’s even weaker then him. If we bring him down to ground level and use Champion stacked on Berserk we could probably wipe the floor with him.
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>>3176965
>There’s one mortal strong enough to fight him. For a little while at least.
meloka or freeza? or someone else?
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>>3176965
>>>3176925
>This arc is fast approaching it’s grand conclusion, and an insane final battle.
>>>3176932 (You)
>You can try.
>He is very powerful, and no. There’s one mortal strong enough to fight him. For a little while at least.
>>Cooler’s PL
>Soon. I’ll have to update the pastebin witht his numbers before the next run.

Don't really have much choice. It won't let us beat Trigon at this point but it will help if we can pull it off.

Good on Freeza. Too bad his Golden Form lasts 5 seconds.

Thanks GD.
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>>3176967
Trigon is probably a Magical Man though unlike Dabura who could spit on people. And as we know magic gets really fucky.

Besides, who's to say Trigon hasn't been Majin'd? He probably hasn't. Probably.
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>>3176965
>>>One mortal
Oh you bastard, don't tell me thus is a way of possibly killing of cold... is it?
Please don't. I can see him doing it to sacrifice himself, and cause it's past his time but c'mon. unless you mean Frieza in which case I doubt head die or this wasn't the route and it's now in your notes
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>>3176975
maybe gold mode would last just long enough if we all our power including the power in the bloodstone
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>>3176967
You are taking the actual canon at face value and not at all considering how GD is running things. If Trigon was only 800-900 Million, 1 Billion at most like you seem to think, King Cold, Karn, and Meloka, could all casually beat his ass, but that isn't the case here. Trigon is far beyond anyone on New Salda's ability to fight, except for Golden Freeza, and even then it's only for the handful of seconds the form lasts.
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>>3176984
>yfw Frieza dies and Karn reeees so hard Towa is forced to step in and tell him about the dragonballs

>yfw Karn now travels to Earth to claim them

>yfw Piccolo killed the dragon and trapped Kami so no dragon

>yfw Karn beats information out of KP until he dies and goes to Namek

>yfw Guru tries to tell Karn to fuck off so Karn kills 99% of Namek

>yfw Karn forces the Namekians to wish Frieza back to life

>yfw this only takes two days

Best result?
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>>3176965
So Karn basically just went full on Toppo Time on Cooler, how does cooler (and anyone who was watching) feel about this? https://youtu.be/1CDRLjnpPYI?t=29
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>>3176984
Fucking phone posters can't write.
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>>3176985
Sadly it's not just an issue of KI, much like Meloka's SS3 form, his body just isn't capable of withstanding that kind of power. It's like when Starting Deku was using One For All at 100% all the time and breaking his body to pieces. He just can't take the backlash at his current PL.
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>>3176974
>meloka or freeza?
We’ll see won’t we?
>>3176975
Always anon.
>>3176977
Such a neat attack.
>>3176984
We’ll see what happens next time.
>>3176985
There’s a thought.
>>3177006
>that video
Ohohohoho stops intensifies. Cooler is filled with fear and a bit of regret.
>>3177009
Absolutely nothing wrong with phoneposting
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>>3177024
WE WILL FIND YOU AND GIVE YOU A NICE COMPUTER, YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER!
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>>3177024
It's hilarious how this entire arc was started because Cooler wanted the power to beat Karn and he ended up being a 2 round speedbump preceding the actual boss.
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>>3177024
how hi is karn's current PL? how much longer can freeza maintain his gold form with all our power? wait had a thought how long could he maintain it with everyone of a significant enough PL giving him Their power?
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Actually yeah, did you expect us to fucking steamroll Cooler like we did GD, or were you expecting a longer and more grueling fight?
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>>3177045
To be fair, the dice gods (blessed be) were harsh on poor Cooler.
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>>3177024
Was i the only one that started imagining cooler giving off homer simpson screams every time karn just shit on him?
https://youtu.be/1T4cFcNi_nQ?t=14
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>>3177045
This, Trigon coming out seems pretty damn random right now.
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>>3177045
I really hope the BOI watched that fight.
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>>3177053
Please, we smashed Cooler so hard people have started to write yaoi fanfictions.
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>>3177034
Ha.
>>3177037
I didn’t expect him to quit so fast going in. But the dice seem to REALLY hate Cooler, almost as much as the boy.
>>3177044
Right now Karn’s on the high end of the curve, having not unleashed much of his ki yet.
>>3177045
I’d expected it to go on longer. However, between the choices, write-ins, and dice, poor Cooler got rolled. That last 90 DC was for getting Cooler’s help, and not being such a little bitch.
>>3177053
Kek.
>>3177056
He was coming. Small spoiler: Trigon could hear everything Raven heard, and knew there would be a portal to escape through
>>3177063
He did. And feels some sympathy for Cooler.
>>3177065
Fucking kek.
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>>3177063
His crew is probably here and Puddin watched us BTFO her boyfriend in the most one sided beatdown ever. Trunks is probably hiding behind a rock trying to shit the diamond in his ass out, and is cutting his clenched guts the whole way.
>>3177065
You mean snuff stories.
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>>3177072
Why not both?
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>>3177069
>He did. And feels some sympathy for Cooler.
Oh please, all cooler got was a shattered hand, cracked skull and hefty internal bleeding. We weren't even allowed to kill him.
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>>3177024
>Inb4 Frieza gets to have the Goku moment where everyone gives him their energy and he defeats the big bad

People from the canon style timelines would probably lose their shit.
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>>3177069
That faggot, figured he would cheat, we'll just have to double up on green and show him how puny demons should stay in their nice safe alternate depression.
>That last 90 DC was for getting Cooler’s help, and not being such a little bitch.
That explains it. Fucking pussy, our wife has bigger fighting spirit than him, our babies have more fighting spirit than him. Fucking BOI has more fighting spirit than him. And that is just absolutely pathetic.
>But the dice seem to REALLY hate Cooler, almost as much as the boy.
The BOI at least tries again, even when failure is the only choice he has, the dice will not tolerate a bitch.
>He did. And feels some sympathy for Cooler.
Of course he would, he found someone more sad than he is. And while I loath to give that punk anything, he may have his irrelevant superiority over the the BIIIIIITCH.
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>>3177069
Fuck damn it, knew he'd come out but damn it, now we either keep babidi alive long enough for him to summon dabura to defeat trigon, or we unleash all our powerups and hope holocron will help us
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>>3177069
They're both the biggest failures of their respective bloodlines so I can't say I'm surprised the dice gods hate them.

Noted

Like the bitch he is. Also no wonder the DC is so high.

Well that's unfortunate. Going to keep THAT little tidbit in mind for later.

>Feeling sympathy with the enemy who let himself be Majin'd to get revenge on his greatest rival
Boi, he ain't your daddy, he's too tall, so stop being such a pussy.
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>>3177095
Freeza being the hero the universe needed would melt their tiny minds.
>>3177096
Dimensions* not depression, fucking auto correct.
>>3177099
We just need to kill Babidi and force Trigon to burn through his incomplete summoning, Golden Freeza hero and Emerald Dragon fist him back into the pit, and close up the gate. Easy.
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>>3177096
>Coming 2XXX the story of The BOI and the Bitch

>An original story
>Directed and produced by Vox
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>>3177069
>That last 90 DC was for getting Cooler’s help, and not being such a little bitch.


I thought Daddy Cold was disappointed before. Yikes.
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>>3177110
>Its nothing but screenshots of all the times we BTFO in a fight, because Vox has more cameras around us than he has crabs.
>King Cold has mixed feelings when he has to watch the approval ratting of the video makes his kingdom out in his territory more popular.
>hfw Karn is now gladly helping Freeza rule the galaxy after sending a demon lord back to hell
>hfw Karn is so integral that he can't even plan to kill him before the fallout of that could implode the empire even more than ever
>hfw Karn still isn't interested in ruling and is broing it up with his son now, more than ever
>hfw Karn took Freeza out for a birthday bar crawl and people took pictures partying with his son in public
>hfw even fucking Arctus got involved and somehow got Lord Boros in on the partying too
Mixed feelings are Cold right then.
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hey, suddenly remebered, wasn't aku supposed to send in reinforcements?
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>>3177095
>"Everyone, give me your power! Together we will drive back the forces of hell, stop babidi and save the universe!"
>Everyone raises their hands and donates power to fuel frieza's golden form
>meanwhile in the time nest
>"WHAT EVEN IS THIS TIMELINE?! I- You- NO! NO. NUH UH."
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>>3177126
timeloli.exe has stopped working
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>>3177122
That was the Covenant war, don't think he had anything planned for this, now he is probably feeling Trigon fucking walking around, he might do something.
>>3177126
>BOI has to keep his mouth shut as his lunch with TP Vegeta goes on a tangent about how absolutely horrible Freeza is.
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>>3177069
So where is (((shin)))?
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>>3177136
ik he helped in the covenant war, but i swear we taled to him while he was home recovering and asked about further help, and he said he'd arranged something. Or maybe i'm making shit up idk
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>>3177147
Pretty sure it was dealt with in one of the earlier threads. I think he gave us some information regarding Arctus.
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>>3177118
Are you kidding? Cold adores us. I'd imagine his only mixed feelings would be about his son being such a little shit.

>>3177142
>Be Shin
>Entire purpose in life is tracking down Babidi and preventing him from resurrecting Buu
I forgot where I was going with this. Where the FUCK is he? Wouldn't he be on this like shame on Cooler?
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>>3177088
Trunks understands how Cooler feels.
>>3177095
Quite possibly.
>>3177096
>Fucking BOI has more fighting spirit than him. And that is just absolutely pathetic.
Not wrong.
>>3177099
Now for the finale.
>>3177101
>they’re both the biggest failures of their bloodlines
Not wrong.
>>3177110
Kek.
>>3177114
Once this is all over, King Cold will have words for his worst son.
>>3177142
Good question. You’d think he’d be on top of a demonic invasion into the mortal realm.
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>>3177192
probably out somwhere trying to convince himself that he has a super sword incase babidi comes back and that he's a good kai
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>>3177192
>Good question. You’d think he’d be on top of a demonic invasion into the mortal realm

>”Lord Shin, do you not think that we should intervene?”
>No, Kibito. We must not interfere in this hour; this will determine if the mortals can stand on their own or if they will be reliant on our intervention forever.

Meanwhile, Kai-in-training Kars is tempted to point out the irony and negligence of what Shin just said given the conclusion to the Covenant/PTO war, but on the other hand doesn’t really give a flying fuck about mortals dying and really wants to continue learning about godly Ki.
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>>3177192
>Once this is all over, King Cold will have words for his worst son.
>tfw the ostracized drunk is a better son
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>>3177232
If we assume that some stuff from SAQ is canon, then Arctus always was a reliable sort when he wasn’t getting piss ass drunk. Apparently the Booze Hounds were one of the best PTO units out there too.

Even though the odds are slim, I really hope Jenkins made it out OK. He’s a good man, and the Saiyan reconstruction effort could always use a skilled administrator.
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>>3177207
He does have a super sword, and even recently took Kars to try to pull it free. Kars of course couldn’t do it and Kibito mocked him, Kars firing back that he couldn’t do it either. Shin had to interfere at this point, before the two of them came to blows. Kibito and Kars don’t really get along, for obvious reasons.
>>3177219
Ha, if only Shin was that observant.
>>3177232
>Cfw his son’s friend is a better son than his own eldest son
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>>3177253
Has Kars touched Shin or Kibito yet and figured out how Divine Biology works?

Yeah he is a useless fuck up. Can't wait to rub this in his face.

Chances are he adopts Arctus anytime soon?
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>>3177264
....you do know Arctus is Cold's son right? He is just a drunk estranged from his family because he is a raging alcoholic.
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>>3177271
No? Back on Ractis Prime Arctus called King Cold his uncle.
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>>3177271
No. Arctus is Freeza's cousin.
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>>3177271
bruh
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>>3177264
He doesn’t get them yet. They’re not like anything he’s encountered before.
>Chances are he adopts arctus anytime soon?
Nope.
>>3177271
Cold is Arctus’s uncle.
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>>3177316
I'm still waiting for Cold to promote Karn higher then General and then give him his choice of planets to own.
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>>3177316
DRAGON FORCE vs Trigon vs Dabura kaiju slugfest when?
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>>3177330
Considering we're probably the pound-for-pound strongest fighter (AKA we can fight at a high level for longer than a minute unlike Meloka and Frieza), that may well be a possibility.
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>>3177330
>>3177334
Ew, no. Karn specifically cannot stand the idea of ruling.
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>>3177364
>ruling the planet
>not just having a few planets you can break without consequence
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>>3177364
Just because you own something doesn't mean you have to rule it. You can hand that to minions more suited to it, and direct production towards things you want.
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>>3177330
>>3177333
We’ll see what happens next time. It’m be something, every one of your allies here may be pulling out all the stops.
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>>3177364
>owning a few planets to train on or relax and take vacations to=ruling them
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>>3177316
None of this would have happened if Cooler wasn't such a lazy manchild. He should have just did 1800000 push ups in 100x gravity to unlock a new physical metamorphosis and challenge us to an honor duel like a normal well adjusted person instead of injecting himself with copious amounts of performance enhancing magic and getting himself indebted to the space wizard Mafia.
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>>3177396
They never realize that such an unstable form of energy will never match the karnage program.

All these guys out here acting like they tough cause they were biologically engineered or enchanted to be the best life form, yet here we have karn who only does real workouts, and became a symbol to chads everywhere in chadhalla.

He reached his power through chading his way to the top and the autism of 4chan users
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>>3177385
Hey GD, given that the Supreme Kai has access to hell and all of the afterlife, has Kars given any thought to trying to see if either of his Pillarmen comrades are hanging around somewhere in Otherworld?
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>>3177316
could full power berserk karn pull it out?
does shin have any idea how strong karn's getting?
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>>3177334
>Considering we're probably the pound-for-pound strongest fighter (AKA we can fight at a high level for longer than a minute unlike Meloka and Frieza)

You know, i hadn't really thought of it that way.
They're all just trying to match karn's powerlevel, but none of them can actually sustain it for more than a couple seconds without almost killing themselves.
Karn though, can maintain such powerlevels and handle the strain. He's got stupid endurance, and a stupidly tough body.

Karn could fight literally forever if all he needed to use was SSJ1, and he's almost at the point where he can do it with SJJ2.
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>>3177385
Are Vox cameras on New Salda recording this shit? Is the whole universe going to witness Hell invading it on top of the Covenant siege? Did they at least record Cooler being BTFO and humiliated in front of the entire universe???
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>>3177385
Could our Towa contact this timeline's Dabura and cheer big bro on as he beats Trigon's face in?
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>>3177385
Something just occurred to me? Is Xeno Vegeta around? I don’t think he is because if he knew the full story he wouldn’t be siding with Supreme THOT of Time like The BOI and Xeno Goku are.

What would he think of us?
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>>3176965
>one mortal

It's not gonna end up being the Guardian is it? Cause he might have the mystical voodoo to hold down Trigon for a little bit while everyone pulls out their trump cards
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>>3177474
>Yoda holds down Trigon with a magic wedgie
>Everyone gives energy to power golden Frieza
>Karn goes Legendary Champion Super Saiyan DRAGON FORCE
>Meloka goes SS3
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>>3177495
>Trigon defeats everyone
>Karn is the only one left standing, heavily damaged and to a knee.
>Trigon is about to kill everyone with a massive blast.
>To save his friends Karn finally reaches the pinnacle and becomes Karn Blanco!
>Esto es el fin, Trigon.
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>>3177469
He has not been summoned. And there's a very good chance of you being right.

GD said that before. He'd be very jealous of his younger self *Minus killing his own dad*, for having an entire race to rule over and doing it well, as well having so many trusted friends.

But by that same token, he'd be super happy that his younger self got to live the kind of life he never did.

Pretty sure GD said our Freeza and his relations with the Saiyans would cause him to blue screen.
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>>3177396
Not wrong. Alot of current events are directly because of Cooler’s choices.
>>3177424
He doesn’t know the Supreme Kai can do that. Yet.
>>3177436
Not yet, and no.
>>3177443
Stamina and endurance are his strongest attributes.
>>3177446
That would be telling, wouldn’t it?
>>3177460
Possibly.
>>3177469
Not yet. SKoT hasn’t brought him in. And good assumption.
>What would he think of us.
Why the hell couldn’t you live in my timeline?
>>3177474
We’ll have to wait and see. I’m not revealing.
>>3177499
Kek.
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>>3177552
They're his strongest attributes by necessity. If we hadn't specced into them we'd have died a fucking long ass time ago.
Especially in the seige.
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>portal to Hell opened up
>Majin Guts is probably with Babidi
>Pic related has a high chance of showing up soon
I'm excited.
Also remember guys, The Guardian did mention a sealing ritual involving the bloodstone before.
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So after his long training sessions (sitting around and pretending to know how to meditate, be real Shin they didn't even teach you that) with Shin, how far along is Kars in mastering his special little ki?
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>>3177607
The question is how fucking irritated is Kars getting with their clear incompetence?
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>>3177634
>So you only intervened AFTER several billion had died in the battle.
>...yes.
>And you let the instigators off with just a slap on the wrist?
>It's not that si-
>And now that mage you've been hunting for millennia opened a portal to Hell, and you're just going to sit here?
>...
>You're lucky the mortals put up with this shit.
And then Kars got slapped with the big-boy training weights.
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>>3177647
>And then Kars got slapped with the big-boy training weights.


>[exponential growth intensifies]
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>>3177607
>>3177634
>>3177647
While he would find the hypocrisy hard to ignore, how would he know his training is even worth anything or even incomplete at all, with Shin being half trained as is, it should count as anti training.
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>>3177689
To be fair he's being trained in how to manifest his divine Ki, nothing.
As much as it pains me to say, Shin is the best qualified for this type of stuff since Whis and Beerus are a bunch of never-there fucks.
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Considering Karn and Gohan have the same hair, would Karn's Primal form look like Gohans SSJ4? I for one am all for the Primal Mullet.
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>>3177692
Ohhhhhhh that looks good. I'd be down for that.

Maybe we should get a bandanna to wrap around our head? :V
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>>3177701
The Bandanna is Bardock's thing, we shouldn't muscle in on his turf
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>>3177713
Actually, thinking about it, Bardock doesn't wear a bandana in this timeline. His squad isn't dead, so he didn't take the bloadsoaked thing off his buddy's body.
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>>3177719
Oh no he does and they are. They all got whipped out by the...Greys I think? It was one of his extermination missions gone bad. Its where he got the Tree Of Might seed and decided to fuck off on his own to get strong enough to kill Freeza.
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>>3177563
Karn has been through hell. But now he’ll go through Hell.
>>3177578
>The Guardian did mention a sealing ritual involving the bloodstone before.
Yes he did. And IC you know of two: yours and Ravens.
>>3177607
He’s been doing better growing it on his own after having Shin attempt to teach him. The Kai philosophy doesn’t make much sense to Kars, who is essentially brute-forcing his growth.
>>3177634
He thinks within a century or three he’ll replace Shin as the Supreme Kai.
>>3177691
>since Whis and Beerus are a bunch of never-there fucks.
Not wrong. Although Whis is curious how this battle will turn out, having been watching your trainings.
>>3177692
Yes.
>>3177719
His squad was killed way back when he first found the fruit.
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>>3177721
Oh my god I forgot about that. You're absolutely right.
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>>3177721
Then we taught him to don't do drugs, workout for your obscene power up, and then I think Turles grabbed a seed.
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>>3177725
Do we have anymore seeds from the tree of might? I want them.
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>>3177731
onions fruit made from distilled weakling can't even remotely compare to actual training gainz
not even worth using unless you're literally fodder
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>>3177725
>>>3177563
>Karn has been through hell. But now he’ll go through Hell.

Karn is going to FIST Hell To Death!
>>>3177607
>He’s been doing better growing it on his own after having Shin attempt to teach him. The Kai philosophy doesn’t make much sense to Kars, who is essentially brute-forcing his growth.

No surprise.
>>>3177634
>He thinks within a century or three he’ll replace Shin as the Supreme Kai.

Can't come soon enough.
>>>3177691
>>since Whis and Beerus are a bunch of never-there fucks.
>Not wrong. Although Whis is curious how this battle will turn out, having been watching your trainings.

So what does he think of Karn's improved Berserk Power, Meloka's SS3, and Golden Freeza?
>>>3177692
>Yes.

That form is sexy as fuck man. Just 7 million more until we're really able to handle that power.
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>>3177725
>Not wrong. Although Whis is curious how this battle will turn out, having been watching your trainings.
He's only interested because of Frieza's progress and the fact that a good cook might die if we botch this.
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So when are we making engraved katchin tablets with our notes on the Berserk form?
Those things are probably gonna be incredibly useful to any Saiyans in the future.
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>>3177737
Depends on how the fruit works. If it's exponential, then damn straight it's worth it. Especially since it's literally the fruit of the gods and normally only kaioshin, angels and gods of destruction are allowed to eat it.
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>>3177754
Oooh that's a good idea, we should make those for all the transformation forms. Should we ask Freeza and Cold if they want us to make a few for their people too?
>>3177745
Sounds about right.
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>>3177761
Ya know what, fuck making multiple tablets.
Let's just have a giant wall of katchin made instead.
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>>3177725
We are a proud saiyan warrior who doesn't need magic rocks to win fights. Using magic as a substitute for gains is what caused this mess in the first place.
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>>3177770
We need to do this. It seems like every few thousand years everybody forgets how transformations work.
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>>3177745
Super Chef God Super Chef Silver
Accompanied by Perfect Jim
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>>3177780
It's more like Saiyans never really transcribed their history in the first place coupled with the true warrior caste dying off every few millennia.
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>>3177784
>perfect jim
>super dave
>berserk tom
>golden fred
>primal mike
>ascended dan
>big chungus
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>>3177777
Its not a substitute newfag, for Karn's rock at least, its a backup battery to be used when our well is tapped.
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>>3177792
Are we ever going to make Dan really pissed at us that he just goes into space to get some really petty revenge that almost kills us harder than any enemy we've had before? Because the idea of the Pink Midget trying to get his help without him pulling a bomb is hilarious.
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>>3177794
You misunderstand me sir. Magic rocks are fine when they know their place and dutifully store fight energy. However, magic rocks should not attempt to act beyond their station and attempt to fight stuff with magic like some kind of wrinkly wizard.
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>>3177832
Touche sir, touche.
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>>3177731
You don’t know of any.
>>3177743
>So what does he think of Karn's improved Berserk Power, Meloka's SS3, and Golden Freeza?
He’s most impressed by the glimpses of power he’s felt from Freeza.
>>3177745
Reminder your ship and crew, as well as Freeza’s and King Cold’s are all back on Raxus Prime.
>>3177754
Perhaps when Karn gets older, and does nothing but teach. If he lives that long.
>>3177777
You don’t fight a cataclysm. You survive it, whatever it takes.
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>>3177786
Everybody dying before the age of fifty doesn’t exactly do wonders for information maintenance, when your race is too stupid to establish anything other then oral tradition by itself. The Patrician solution is clearly to have so many kids with Meloka that children that can naturally go Super Saiyan after a few years become a major portion of the population, eventually.
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I just wonder when we'll meet a (native to our timeline) saiyan that can go super-saiyan who we did NOT personally train and don't really know.
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>>3177903
By the way, I was kind of curious. We keep saying that Babidi’s opened a portal to Hell, but aren’t Hell and the Demon Realm completely different places in DBZ?
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>>3177903
GD what are our chance of legendary oozaru
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>>3177997
Good if we survive this fight with Trigon and kick him back into hell. And kill Babidi. And bitchslap that BIIIIITCH Cooler. Though we could try it out immediately next thread.
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>>3177903
>you don't fight a cataclysm

do you even saiyan?
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>>3178100
We are Green, and if we hit Trigon to the fault-line we can become the Big Green and beat him with tectonic plates.
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>>3178117
We have legendary, champion, and dragon force so we will be giant double green.
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>>3178164
All the better to beat Trigon with small continents.
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>>3178164

but can we go infra-green?
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>>3177903
Hey GD, is there any equivalent to "Groundbreaking Science" floating around the universe and if not I'm guessing chili would end up writing it.
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One of these days a big bad is going to come by and start some shit then realize Karn is after him and they'll just fuck off.

>Oh shit is that the guy? Dude who fights Frieza? Beats Cooler? Stopped the demon invasion? Blew up that giant spaghetti meatball? Whose children conquer the Dreadzone? The guy who gets stronger every time he makes an appearance? Yeah fuck that I'm going home. We'll try this again another time lads.
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>>3178377
>Slug's warriors return to the ship with the spoils of their latest conquest
>"So how'd boys you manage to ransack New Salda anyhow?"
>"Oh well it wasn't much of a fight. The only warriors on the planet that were worth a damn were some little kids."
>...was there about 5 or six?
>"Yeah."
>"And a few of them transformed too, right?"
>"Yeah!"
>"And did one of them get all big and green?!"
>"He was the strongest of the bunch! Kinda reminded me of..."
>realization sets in
>pic related
>"WHY DID YOU FUCKING BEAT HIS KIDS?!"
>"I SWEAR TO GOD WE DIDN'T KNOW!"
>"OH GOD WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DI-"
>doors explode
>"FEE FI FO FUM I SMELL FUCKING RAIDER SCUM!"
>"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!"
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I for one look forward to Kars casually walking through a Demon in his way, automatically eating every part he directly passed through, and then greeting us when he comes to see the show with Shin.
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>>3178418
Hey, I heard you get a free panini after 5 invasions on your homeworld, I can't wait!
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>>3178443
Only if you get your card stamped each time.
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>>3178452
Is that Shin's actual job?
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>>3178476
Normie
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>>3178476
.... So I'm guessing that you didnt read anything at all about this thread
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>>3178482
He's a tripfag. They're not comfortable posting outside of Reddit.
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>>3178482
>>3178483
It's a pasta mangs. Guy's shitposting because he finds some amount of amusement in pretending like anyone here actually gives a shit. It's a sad thing being unable to find entertainment that enriches rather than antagonizes but that is the world we live in.

Let's just move on, enjoy the thread and resume talks on how to make Shin officially quit his job and promote best perfect Kars.
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>>3178493
It's been a while since we last saw Kars, would mind reminding me how our standing was last time we departed, I remember him giving us a stone mask and the guardian telling us that using it was a bad idea but it's bit blurry.
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>>3178500
Kars tried to give us the mask, Yoda blew it the fuck up in his hand then threw Kars into space while giving him the ol' hamon-sun-god-telekinesis attack thing. Kars got very little in with Karn so he doesn't seem like he has a strong opinion on Karn other than "Well he's pretty fuckin' stronk and useful.". Karn's opinion on Kars seems to be "Oh god what the fuck is this feeling?" and "Well everyone says bad things, but hey."
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So since we've hit the 3 million threshold, I think it's time Towa give us a present.
I'm talking a fight with pic related during his sabbatical on Yardrat..
We'd be around the same power level after this battle anyhow, provided we limit ourselves to regular old Super Saiyan.
Hell, it'd even be a great way to show Goku the concept of mastering the transformations.
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>>3178581
and I dropped the pic like a fucking moron
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>>3177964
Who knows?
>>3177968
They may be. But how well do you think people understand the difference?
>>3177997
Eventually? Quite possible. Now? I wouldn’t go for it.
>>3178100
Of course. But when your race and planet are on the line, you do whatever it takes to win.
>>3178268
Potentially? I’m unfamiliar.
>>3178377
Ha.
>>3178398
Omae wa mo shindeiru
>>3178418
Ha.
>>3178478
>>3178482
What’d I miss?
>>3178581
>>3178584
You could ask.
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>>3178589
>Potentially? I’m unfamiliar.
Okay so canonically Gohan goes on to write a book titled "Groundbreaking Science" which lays out the scientific theory behind Ki.
It also includes passages about the practical usage of Ki, most notably in the chapter "Katchin can be cut!".
This book goes on to become so popular and influential in Earth's development that a chunk of Earth's population become martial artists who can manipulate their Ki.
Along side the Turtle and Crane schools making massive comebacks, Goten and Trunks also start the Kikoukenjutsu Sword School.
Then about 45 years later the first Xenoverse game happens.
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>>3177777
MIRIN THOSE QUINTS, BUDDY
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>>3178600
So considering that's what happens in Dragon Ball Online, is Xenoverse canon to online? Or did it supersede it?
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>>3178617
Online happens about 150 years after Xenoverse in canon, so it's kinda fuzzy.
My understanding is that Xenoverse, while separate from Online, is mostly just re-purposing plot elements from Online and Heroes.
So I assume that Xenoverse replaces it entirely, or at the very least makes Online soft-canon (canon until contradicted).
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>>3178600
I knew this. Why the hell couldn’t I remember it last night?
>>3178621
>soft canon
Or the way they like to explain it: different timelines
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>>3178637
Nothing has ever stated Xenoverse or Online as taking place in different timeline (except when they go to different timelines don't get smart with me) so I'm just gonna say soft-canon until that changes.
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>>3178644
Not a bad reasoning. But don’t forget: life has many doors, anon-boy
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>>3178710
>tfw dimension-hopping Rolf 30% power Son of a Shepard unlocked

We'd never survive. No one would.
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>>3178710
When is Towa going to introduce us to Timebreaker Rolf?
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>>3178816
>>3178821
Not happening. The Almighty Three-Shoe beating is too strong for any mortal to withstand
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>>3178985
Damn. Guess we'll never meet Rolf (Cupcakes of Sorriness). I think we could take him.
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>>3179004
Fighting Trigon is confidence, fighting Rolf is hubris.
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>>3179024
>rolf removes his left shoe, and the earth trembles beneath him
>rolf removes his right shoe, and the heavens quake above him
>suddenly, he's gone
>karn realizes rolf has moved behind him
>he turns to face rolf, but stumbles
>karn is missing a shoe
>hfw
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>>3179053
Awesome Rolf meme's aside, I can't wait until we get to the point that we're so powerful that we're literally shaking the entire universe like when God Goku fought Beerus.

That shit is gunna be so hype.
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>>3179053
Not even the super dragon balls can bring you back from an attack like that. Each shoe is another level of hakai.
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>y'all worried about Rolf but none of you are preparing for Ed with a pebble in his shoe

Hey it's your universe.
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>>3179195
No, whats even worse then Rolf, or Ed with pebble in his shoe?

Ed, when he wants to put on a monster suit, and goes on a rampage abducting people and sticking them on his wall.

...Or Jib. Jib's kinda iffy though based on if you piss him off.
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>tfw one image sparked exactly he discussion you wanted.
We won’t be visiting the Edverse, except maybe for an april fools thread.

>>3179076
>Beerus vs Goku
>implying Karn Vs Beerus won’t be more hype
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>>3179217
Of course not.
OG CN-verse will come to us.
Dee-dee in Nefarious's lab.
Johnny Bravo hitting (unsuccessfully) on saiyans.
Grim tries to become an alcoholic with Arctus in order to drown out his sorrows of working for an evil kid and a retard, but has no internal organs for it to work.
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>>3179217
All memes aside, I would unironically be okay with Timebreaker Rolf
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>>3179205
>>3179195
>All this final boss talk
This is what we deserve for punking Jiren with strategy.
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>>3179234
>Unsuccessfully
Now I know your the BOI shitposting, Johnny is a multiverse class gentleman, before the show runners thought it was better to make him a joke, and we be too successful in hitting on saiyan women with his flexing. He wouldn't know what to do with all the puss literally flying at him, likely try to bashfully take them all on dates and create the weirdest happy saiyan harem in the history of our race. For kai-I mean, fucks sake that man has Karn's ambition to work out. In fact, I would go so far as to say he is a nicer human version of Karn.
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>>3179274
would* be
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>>3179235
Timebreaker Rolf is one of the things that are sorely needed for the continued success of the quest. I hope you're taking notes GD.
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>>3179447
If CRAZY HASSAN can show up I don't see a reason Timebreaker Rolf can't.

Also the PL's got updated.

Cooler Fourth Form- 60,000,000
Fifth Form, 240,000,000
Majin Fifth Form, 480,000,000

Man what a bitch, not only is fourth form 20 Million less then I thought, but his Majin form caps out at 480 Million. No wonder we shit stomped him so easily.
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>>3179274
Johnny would be drowning in Saiyan ladies, pic is proof.
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QM QUESTION

So with the end of this arc imminent, and it then being potentially several years in-quest before the action picks back up, how would you all like to proceed? It could be a simple timeskip with a few votes in a single thread to jump to the future battles, or I can make a few threads to how you and many of your allies spend those years, or I could devote an entire arc to those years of(relative) peace before things get wild again. But before I decide on that I’d like to see what everyone thinks, and what anons want to see. This isn’t a vote, I’m just curious as to everyone’s opinions.

>>3179234
Ha.
>>3179235
It was a joke, we’re not going full DragonballSpic.
>>3179265
>implying Jiren is the only threat in the tournament
>implying Ginyu-Jiren wouldn’t be immediately disqualified by killing someone
>>3179447
We’ll see.
>>3179467
Don’t sell out your family for the promise of easy gains, kids. Most wizards are liars, and only looking to scam you.
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>>3179498
Bro you have No Idea.

https://youtu.be/YWbmyICGoJ8
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>>3179504
He could hit Tofo.
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>>3179504
At least one thread. But a peace arc could be kino.

Unrelated, HIM was the creepiest villain ever. And insanely powerful in the timeline without ppg's to stop him. OG CN got dark sometimes
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>>3179507
I have an idea, its exactly why I said it.
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>>3179504
I definitely want to devote a few threads to going through those years. i don't want to skip them entirely.
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>>3179504
Also this>>3179507
>>3179511
>>3179514
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>>3179504
I'd like a Peace Arc. That way we could spend it in multiple ways and really get the kind of screen time with our friends and allies that we've honestly never been able to before.
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>>3179518
But we will still vote to ignore Chilli, of course.
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>>3179522
I sure as hell won't. Or any of our other kids.
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>>3179522
BOOOOOOOOIIIIIIII, FUUUUUUUUCK, YOOOOOOOU, YOUR DADDY IS A BITCH AND YOU LOST TO A BUG!
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>>3179511
>HIM was the creepiest villain ever
Not fucking wrong there. HIM from PPG and Father from KND were both terrifying villains, at least for their first few appearances.
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>>3179563
Him was creepy but Father was the one who I found genuinely intimidating as a kid. He acted and had the prescens of man in control who got shit done and he was DONE playing the KND's game.

Its a shame later seasons ruined him.
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>>3179563
>>3179575
Father was the first time a KND villain was serious fucking business, instead of just some joke caricature. He was dark, intimidating, powerful, a real figure of authority.
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>>3179563
I would stand by HIM being creepier of the two, with Father being a rather overbearing father/uncle with some ancient goo artifact of fire and his subsequent mellowing out to make him less threatening. Relatively speaking, the guy does have what is essentially a fire spewing symbiote on him at all times.
>>3179575
Eh, he was probably the best main villain for most of the series, but he did some good work at the end by still being the badass he is and helping save the day.
>>3179583
Only one I liked more than his first appearance was the Toilet guy getting serious. First time I saw a joke character being absolutely fucking terrifying. And he wrecked everybodies shit.
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>>3179592
Yeeeah. I love that shit. Darkwing Duck was my favorite version of that.
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>>3179602
Ah yes, not Batman, I was too late to watch that show when it aired, but I always hear good stuff about it.
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>>3179504
We've passed the point of super saiyans wielding stands and ancient jedi martial arts. Anything's possible at this point.
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>>3179623
>>3179602
>>3179575
>>3179563
Uhhh, guys.....I just remembered something we kinda need to deal with, the Hive Queen want's our genes, and she might try to kidnap the kids.
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>>3179511
>>3179514
>>3179515
>>3179518
Having an arc focused on what you’ve fought for and won throughout the quest so far would be fitting as a soft end to the series before things start getting apocalyptic again.
All that said, it is entirely possible to LOSE this upcoming “final” battle.
>>3179534
More than once.
>>3179575
>Its a shame later seasons ruined him.
Like most recurring villains in any media.
>>3179583
He was a good change of pace. Really upped the stakes, in a good way for a time.
>>3179592
No one is as creepy as HIM.
>Toilet guy getting serious.
Was looking for the JoJo “good shit” image, found this instead.
>>3179623
Almost anything IS possible. And you haven’t seen Xeno Karn IC yet. Wonder if Chaya has...
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>>3179633
>Xeno Karn
>Implying that any version of Karn would work for the Supreme Thot
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>>3179633
>Almost anything IS possible. And you haven’t seen Xeno Karn IC yet. Wonder if Chaya has...
Is Xeno Karn even POSSIBLE since it was his destiny to die way back? Wouldn't him living past that point create a 'distorted' timeline that the SKoT had to fix?
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>>3179647
Pffft, she let BOI live and work for her, even breaking the rules so "cannon" timeline is valid. She would try to get a Karn at this point.
>>3179639
It would have to be the Nega Karn.
>>3179633
Nice.Holy shit that pic fits him so well.
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>>3179633
….. aren't WE xeno karn?
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>>3179678
No, we are trying to kill Pink bitch, and eventually raise our kid with Towa. Unless you mean technically speaking we are Xeno in the fact we are involved with them.
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>>3179633
I cannot imagine any circumstance where Karn would work for Chronoa. Chronoa's introduction was an attempt to kill Meloka followed by Chronoa's statement that the saiyan race should have been destroyed and that she would attempt to "fix" the timeline thus killing Karn and most of his race. Not a good foundation for a working relationship.
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>>3179696
She could try lying, but we have established Karn's paranoid bullshit detector is off the charts.
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>>3179682
xeno being anything in the xenoverse good or bad? I think I just got it confused.
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>trigon comes through the portal
I sleep
>Full Power HIM comes through
REAL SHIT
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>>3179706
"Xeno" refers to any iteration of an existing character that is affiliated with the Time Patrol in Dragon Ball Heroes.
That's why something like SSJ4 Goku Xeno versus SSGSS Goku can happen.
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>>3179717
>Rolf comes through the portal.
bad end
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>>3179498
Didn't Johnny get that huge after like, several weeks of working out? When for anyone else that would take probably a couple years to get there?

He skipped leg day though.
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>>3180007
Johnny only really works his glamour muscles. He does it for aesthetics, not function. He's not a true /fit/izen.

His Stand, Gorillaz, is formidable though.
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>>3180020
>Johnny only really works his glamour muscles. He does it for aesthetics, not function. He's not a true /fit/izen.


Johnny was able to casually perform some rather incredible feats for someone who just works for looks. But he is a lover, not a fighter. Also he's clearly the toughest ever seeing as he regularly gets beat on yet never shows any real distress over it.
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>tfw dumb smelly monkey beats the shit out of you
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>>3180054
If we're going to do Johnny, either pic related needs to be a thing or make him much like All might
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>>3179639
>>3179647
It would be a very different Karn than the ones you know.
>>3179658
>spoiler
Right?
>>3179678
If anything you’re Time Breaker Karn.
>>3179696
>I cannot imagine
Then you lack imagination anon.
>>3180211
Fucking kek, saved.
>>3180243
>Woah momma intensifies
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>>3180211
Get lost BIIIIIITCH, or we will break you even harder than your daddy is going to when this is all over.
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>>3180384
Imagine being so lame you're not even the final boss of the arc despite it centering around your quest to gain power.
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>>3180373
Alternate Karn.
Never went down the meloka path anons chose for him, but survived when he shouldn't have. Followed the bardock route, lost his whole team on mission 1. Never Brod it up with frieza like anons did. Ended up joining nappa's squad and was off planet when frieza exploded planet vegeta. Follows canon timeline from there, except that he is/was not killed by Zfighters like nappa was. Perhaps he saved nappa as well.


This Karn would be absolutely furious at our Chad Karn.
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>>3180556
Imagine being such a betacuck you betray your entire family and sell your soul to a wizard because you don't want to give someone what you owe them. And working for the wizard but not realizing he's summoning demons from he'll
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>>3180564
Follows the zfighter route, but manages to keep up with goku and frieza? He might even make it to Super sayan God if he had goku to train with. That Vegeta is to angry, but maybe Karn mellows him out. So when Time Bitch comes calling, saying he can fight anyone he wants across timelines I could see him being just as excited as goku?
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>>3180569
That's another point. Cooler seemingly has no fucking idea what's going on and is terrified by babidis summoning. He really sold his soul without questioning anything didn't he?
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>>3180384
Kek.
>>3180556
>...Anonymous (ID: ytdyeHis)
01/15/19(Tue)11:58:49 No.3180556
>>3180384 #
>Imagine being so lame you're not even the final boss of the arc despite it centering around your quest to gain power
He really did have no idea what he was getting into, and thought King Cold’s stories were just that: stories.
>>3180564
>but survived when he shouldn't have
Makin’ an awful lot of assumptions there.
>>3180569
This is what happens when desire for revenge is greater than your common sense.
>>3180621
Yup. He also realized, upon feeling Trigon’s power, that all of his father’s stories about demons were probably true, andhe fucked up.
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>>3180830
What uh...what happened in the middle of your post?
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>>3180830
wait wait wait...
both karn and cooler can feel trigon's demonic ki? cooler i could see due to the majin symbol, but what about karn?
Does karn have just the tiniest sliver of demonic ki from using supervillain and hanging around towa and raven?
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>>3180848
Can't everyone sense demon ki?
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>>3180830
Shiet main, alternative timelines are nothing but assumptions leaning into an infinity curve.
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>>3180850
i can't remember
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>>3180850
That's irrelevant because Cooler can't even sense mundane ki.
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>>3180873
Yes he can. GD's said he can outright and further more using Instant Transmission is impossible if you can't sense Ki Signatures to teleport to.
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>>3180838
Looks like I missed a >
>>3180848
Good questions.
>>3180855
Not wrong there.
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>>3180830
>He really did have no idea what he was getting into, and thought King Cold’s stories were just that: stories.

After all the magic, crazy technology, and other inexplicable weird abilities like teleportation, time stopping, and the power to multiply your strength fiftyfold and turn your hair gold he's seen, are demons THAT unbelievable?
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>>3181050
Demons that may or may not be stronger than his dad, who has the single strongest powerlevel he’d ever felt? Yeah, he wasn’t prepared for that. Don’t forget that until recently he’d thought he and his family were at the very pinnacle of power.
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>>3181110
eeg, and that was directly AFTER getting chimpanzee'd. i guess his pride convinced him it was a fluke?
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>>3181118
I would say incompetence is more accurate.
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>>3180830
Cooler is pretty much the entitled manchild of the cold clan.

>Resents the praise given to his more successful brother.

>Does nothing other than the job given to him by his father.

>Has no friends.

>Unwilling to work for what he wants and instead relies on instant shortcuts.

>Ruined his relationship with his family over a percieved slight.

>Quit his job on a whim to pursue an emotional impulse.

I could keep going...
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>>3181155
He's also a bitch ligga that wouldn't give us the technique we won from him.
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>>3181118
>i guess his pride convinced him it was a fluke?
Oh yeah. And you showing him you were in fact holding back on him back him made him absolutely furious.
>>3181131
Was a little bit of both.
>>3181155
And you’d be justified to.
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>>3181168
>Oh yeah. And you showing him you were in fact holding back on him back him made him absolutely furious.
Karn: "Good, I've broken your body, AND your spirit. Now act like a good bitch....and PLAY DEAD!
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>>3181168
Cooler is so weak a bitch that it takes a DC 90 check for him not to bitch out and do something stupid and self destructive
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>>3181308
The realization that even with Babidi’s magic enhancing his body to be far stronger, as well as even unlocking a new form, that he still wasn’t anywhere close to your level crushed his will. Now he wants nothing more than to get away.
>>3181315
He had a chance to try and make some of this right by fighting against the results of his folly. But instead, he continues to bitch out.
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>>3181396
how is cooler gonna feel towards karn once this is over?
i mean like, say cooler is just chillin' by himself, watching the vox network and drinking some hetap.

Then karn walks in the room. What is cooler's first thought?
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>>3181407
Coolers probably going to IT away to find a place to cry until this all blows over and then continue to avoid anyone who would hold him accountable to his promises or actions.
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>>3181396
And he still wonders why he's the least favorite child.
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>>3181396
>The realization that even with Babidi’s magic enhancing his body to be far stronger, as well as even unlocking a new form, that he still wasn’t anywhere close to your level crushed his will. Now he wants nothing more than to get away.
All of THIS *Waves hand at the last 3 or so threads* just because he's too fuckin lazy to put in the work to get stronger then Karn on his own terms. He knows Freeza was getting training from Karn, he knows Karn was a 4K PL nobody who grew to the point he could throwdown with Freeza at Full Power and probably win, and instead of hitting the gym he sought out a strange space midget and let himself get boosted with Demon Juice to try and even the gap.

How fucking lazy.

On a more serious note. Any plans for Freeza to get the 5th form Cooler and Arctus has GD? He could use that as a power boost until his base is strong enough to handle Golden.
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>>3181470
>Frieza Fifth Form Golden 100% FULL POWER

I've always wondered how Cold and his kind would fare when using the kaio-ken. Since their bodies are stupidly durable I feel like they could push that thing like fucking crazy.
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>>3181470
Perhaps one day Cooler will realize he needs to put in real effort to become powerful, then he'd be a true rival to Karn. I do hope he does, I'd love to see Golden Cooler be a thing in our timeline.
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>>3181502
Man that does look sick. Sadly I doubt The....wait what do we call Cooler? Like, Trunks is The BOI, cause he's a traitor to our race, a jobber, and a punk kid, so what do we call Cooler?

Anyway, Cooler's too much of a cowardly and lazy bitch to put in that kind of effort, you can say alot of negative shit about The Boi, and they would be true, but you can't call him a coward or a quitter.
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>>3181509
Cooler is clearly the "disappointment".
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>>3181509
>wait what do we call Cooler?
Traitor.
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>>3181509
the bitch
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>>3181509
Layabout
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>>3181407
>first thought?
“Fuck this I’m outta here!”
>>3181445
Spoiled children rarely do.
>>3181470
>How fucking lazy
Indeed.
>On a more serious note. Any plans for Freeza to get the 5th form Cooler and Arctus has GD?
Nope. He’s found a different path to power than they did.
>>3181484
>I've always wondered how Cold and his kind would fare when using the kaio-ken.
Quite well. Hopefully you don’t run into one on the Time Patrol, else he’d probably be too fast for you to keep up with.
>>3181502
And perhaps one day Ginyu will no longer pose. But it is not this day.
>>3181509
>but you can't call him a coward or a quitter.
Not wrong there. He’s had a way out for years now, and hasn’t yet taken it.
>>3181512
>>3181513
>>3181519
>>3181538
All of these are accurate.
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>>3181575
>else he’d probably be too fast for you to keep up with.

Nothing gets past us. Our reflexes are too fast.
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>>3181580
It's all the time travel, it's given us deja-fu. The forbidden martial arts technique in which one's limbs move through time as well as space.
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>>3181580
OUR REFLEXES ARE MAXIMUM!!!
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>>3181584
Oh, i forgot to explain the name.
See, our enemies are struck before we even move.

The result is that they get the feeling they've been kicked in the head this way before.
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>>3181588
YOU CANT KEEP UP WITH ME!

JUST LOOK AT MY SPEED!!!
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>>3181575
>Quite well
Clearly a bonus target for the peace arc then!
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>>3181588
Does anyone else imagine that scouters just read MAXIMUM when pointed at a berserker saiyan?
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>>3181575
I'm excited for this upcoming fight.

>Meloka goes SS3 and kicks ass for 23 seconds before exhausting and getting backhanded out of the fight.

>Inhabitants of New Salda lend their energy to Freeza, as he is the hero the universe needs.

>Freeza goes golden and Karn goes champion DRAGONFORCE and they proceed to kick the shit out of Trigon.

>Karn gets hit by a MASSIVE attack that NOBODY could have survived.

>survives anyway

>Enraged by seeing his best and only friend seemingly die Freeza goes beyond and unlocks a new form.

>Karn gets up with a massively powered up DRAGONFORCE.

>Freeza unleashes his ultimate form: Blanko Freeza

>Esto les fin Trigon.
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>>3181663
Not to rain on your parade but Frieza is already Blanco. Blanco y azul even. Going beyond either form. And that's just his natural state. That's why his PL despite never training or even exerting himself since the day he was born is such a staggering level and how barely "training" for four months gave him such incredible power.

Este siempre ha sido el final.
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>>3181509
BIIIIITCH, just like I said when I rolled the 100 and 99 when we stomped a mudhole in his ass.
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>>3181575
>And perhaps one day Ginyu will no longer pose. But it is not this day.
The day he stops posing is the day we stop being a good father. The Apocalypse happened, and Pink Bitch ruined it all.
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>>3181502
Wait if Golden Cooler is a thing that he can use on top of his Fifth Form, doesn’t that mean Freeza skipped an entire step between his true form and Golden?

Is Fifth Form Freeza a possibility?
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>>3182240
GD said that Freeza isnt likely to try for 5th form since he can work on mastering Golden
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>>3182240
>doesn’t that mean Freeza skipped an entire step between his true form and Golden?
I think it's been stated that Golden is another thing entirely.
Golden 5th form is one form from a different line stacked on top of another.
There's no pre-requisite of getting one form before another.
>Is Fifth Form Freeza a possibility?
Hypothetically, yes. But GD has said before that Frieza has most likely decided to pursue the Golden transformation as a mean of gaining power.
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>>3182246
And it's not like 5th form has done anything worthwhile.
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>>3182267
Cooler made pretty good use of it until Goku shot him into a star.
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>>3182269
Then it seems to be weak to getting thrown into the sun by a moron and against actually competent fighters.
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>>3182274
>Then it seems to be weak to getting thrown into the sun by a moron
That's plot bullshit in combination with Cooler not actually being as strong as his Frieza or Cold in the first place.
>and against actually competent fighters
That probably has more to do with how well we rolled, how shit Cooler rolled, and how inexperienced Cooler is at fighting with even the slightest disadvantage.
I mean you can't really say the 5th form transformation is weak when it's a sizable multiplier in terms of power (4 times if we're going by this quest).
Really I think Cooler could make use of it if he just cut his teeth by fighting opponents near his level instead of blowing up space peasants.
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>>3181580
You’d be surprised.
>>3181619
Ha.
>>3181663
>I'm excited for this upcoming fight.
You and me both
>>3181834
>and Pink Bitch ruined it all.
Fair assumption.
>>3182240
>Is Fifth Form Freeza a possibility?
Yes.
>Will he try for it?
Not likely
>>3182276
>instead of blowing up space peasants
Ha
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>>3182317
I'm wondering who else is gonna come out of the Hell Gate before it closes.
I also wonder if Babidi is gonna try and find another minion to hold us off in the meantime.
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>>3182317
Oh wait, here's a question...
Who's stronger, trigon or dabura?

I don't think karn can beat trigon yet, but if he had dabura's help...
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>>3182331
Dabura, but it’s close, and your assuming Dabura would be friendly or someone we could take after the Trigon Fight is over.

Also that he can avoid being Majin’d by Babadi.
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>>3182337
Dabura is towa's brother, and we're... good friends with her. Yeah, let's put it that way.
If towa asks him to help us, i don't doubt he would. And she will, i'm certain.
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>>3182338
I am really looking forward to this moment, not for Debura helping us beat up Trigon, but for the chance to have him ask us how we know each other. And when Towa inevitably comes up stuttering that their close, Karn will come in like a flying brick blessed by Uncle Ruckus(No relation), and say she is a cute weak girl that had our rape baby. Letting that stew in the air, until he tries to kill us, only for Towa to quickly blurt out as she jumps in front of him that she raped us, and not the other way around. Then maybe watch her bluescreen as we pat her on the head, remind her we forgive her, then tell Dabura that our wife is still pretty peved about it, but one big threesome after a "near" deathmatch should solve everything. Bonus points if Karn does all this while Towa has her head in her hands, and Karn offers to let Dabura use his gym anytime he comes over to visit, and that his Nephew is getting along famously with his half siblings.Bonus Bonus points if we ask him if he wants to hang out with us on our family outing to go play at Dreadzone. Just to really confuse the shit out Dabura only for Chaya to come flying in with Chili, Broly, and Maza excited to meet their newer uncle.
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>>3182338
Our Towa isnt HIS Towa. Towa in this timeline hasn’t even started learning Time Magic yet.
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So GD, if every single one of us died right now, about how full of Evil (with a capital E) would our and our allies' souls be? And where would each person get placed by Yemma?
Bonus points: How popular/unpopular would we be in the afterlife?
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>>3182338
Our timeline's Towa has no clue who the fuck we are. The Towa we know is from an entirely different timeline.
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>>3182422
I'm pretty sure every one of our friends except maybe Ubo and Raven would be getting an express ticket to the deepest pit in Hell.
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>>3182427
They've toned down over the years!
It's not about murder for the sake of fun these days, after all. Most of the saiyans have seen what it's like to be on the other end of someone wanting to exterminate you and your people.
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>>3182439
>we have killed billions
>but we were bullied so now we deserve to get into heaven

I don't think that's quite how that works. But I haven't died yet so I'll get back to you on that.
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>>3182439
I don't think "Is sort of regretful about what they did, but not really" is going to go over super well with Yemma, or outweigh the decades of planetary genocide.

>>3182446
If we're talking all the Saiyans, that number's probably sitting somewhere in the trillions, at the very least.
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>>3182446
I'm just saying that the DEEPEST pit of hell might be overkill.
Some younger saiyans may even warrant more of a purgatory situation.
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>>3182327
>who else
Spoiler Demons. Lots of demons.
>I also wonder if Babidi is gonna try and find another minion to hold us off?
Well unfortunately for him, his next strongest minion will be occupied, doing what he does best.
>>3182331
Dabura. Dabura is the stronger of the pair, and why he is is the Demon King.
>>3182353
We’ll see what happens.
>>3182414
This.
>>3182422
>how Evil?
Enough to go to hell. Only the kids would not go, as they’ve still mostly got their innocence.
>spoiler
Popularity is earned. Although most everyone Karn and the Saiyans have killed since wiping out the Tuffles wouldn’t be there.
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>>3182462
Bro you can't wash away the blood of countless species by just being pissed off that people have tried to kill your entire species. Like man if you went out and cut the balls off of ten-thousand people and one of them comes back to chop your balls off you kind of deserve it. If you are sad that someone tried to cut your balls off afterwards that doesn't mean chopping off ten-thousand balls is suddenly less bad than it was.

Saiyans can't just feelings their way out of what they deserve. What they've earned even. Besides, Hell ain't so bad in DBZ.
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>>3182462
We killed entire civilizations for money, billions killed in a whim, thousands of economies ruined by our very appearance, I'm pretty sure saiyans have there very own special place in H.F.I.L

And let's not forget that the young are sent out for extermination exceedingly early, there's no redemption, not for awhile.
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>>3182469
I would assume cultural values allow for some leeway. Especially when NOT genociding people means likely getting killed by your superiors for insubordination.
It's not all black and white. Saiyans were raised for genocidal purposes here. I wouldn't blame an attack dog for biting someone.
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>>3182468
>Popularity is earned. Although most everyone Karn and the Saiyans have killed since wiping out the Tuffles wouldn’t be there.

Honestly, even ignoring all the genocide our species did, I think Enma would sentence us to hell anyway, because if it wasn't for the space monkey's, the Truffle's wouldn't have died out, and he wouldn't be getting this massive surge of work once we killed Hatchiyack and sent the massive ghost army to the afterlife to be properly sorted out.

Enma during Karn's Eventual Judgement: "Saiyan Karn, I know you've earned a stay in hell a dozen times over by now by, but I swear on the Kai's holy name, even if you hadn't I still would have sent you to hell for a single reason."

Karn: "And that is...?"

Enma: "ALL THE FUCKING WORK YOU GAVE ONCE ONCE THE TUFFLE GHOST ARMY FINALLY MOVED ON! NOW FEEL THE WRATH OF MY YAMA SUPLEX!"


Like, I know the ending part wouldn't happen, but the idea of Enma literally suplexing Karn into Hell is hilarious.
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>>3182638
If there is an afterlife, I will be severely disappointed if I am not suplexed into it.
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Now I'm curious. Did Kid Buu wind up in hell? Or does it not even have a soul and death just resulted in its complete existential obliteration?
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>>3182723
He got immediately reincarnated because goku asked for it
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>>3182449
>>3182446
Please, everyone knows war is a grey area in the afterlife, now there are some bastards in the saiyan people that would go to hell, but otherwise the majority would be fine for simply doing the job they were born to do.
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>>3182816
Vegeta went to Hell. So did Nappa and Raditz.
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>>3182852
Vegeta was a backstabbing dick, Nappa was a happy yes man, and Raditz was a sadistic bitch with a inferiority complex.
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>>3182857
But anon, those were a result of their "culture" and overlords beating them about.

Face it man, Saiyans go to Hell. 'Cept Gine.
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>>3182940
Seems kinda stupid that a race is born specifically to go to hell. Wouldn't this idea be an extreme oversight that Yenma has to triple check on each time a Saiyan shows up to his, real mahogany desk?
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>>3182947
Yes. That is his job after all.
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>>3182947
There's some kind of "Objective" good and evil to the afterlife.
Souls can actually have negative energy siphoned out of them, after all.
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>>3182985
So why would he be mad at us, it's not our fault the covies broke the treaty and died on our doorstep! Shin being a dumbass for letting them even reach us and damage our planet aside, we were as a species holey within our right to execute them all. And even then we didn't kill needlessly after the battle was over.
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>>3182992
Are you really ignoring all the planetary populations we genocided as part of the PTO?
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>>3182992
Yemma just likes to grumble. And yelling at us if we died is easier than yelling at Shin who is both stronger than him and would in that instance not be dead. Yemma would whine at someone following orders just as readily as he would at the one giving them. It's just how he gets through the endless day.

But ultimately Karn has killed an uncountable number so he'd get bitched at and sent straight to Hell no matter what. Barring some crazy shit like saving the universe from absolute destruction, but he'd never have to face anything that would destroy all life would he? Never. I mean really what would want to end all of creation? Foolishness.
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>>3182526
While you bring up a good point, the Kais seem to follow a prettt objectivist view of morality, and as much as it sucks for us I can't say I disagree. Genocide is still worthy of punishment, even if its all you've ever known.
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>>3182994
You mean our job? If we didn't someone else would, and they wouldn't be nearly as professional about it. The Hive is hated by everyone, the Grey's were in an active war with us so that doesn't count, and the Locust was a genuine accident, and they were parasites anyway. The Guardian said it was fine when we took Wookieland, and even then not all of them are dead, I think. We fall within the Dark Grey as a species, and even then there is deviations in that.
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>>3183003
Doubtful as they still set up events for the "evil" to happen, though that might be the Kais stacking the deck as per usual.
>>3183001
>Trigon Intensifies.
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>>3183003
Yeah.
I mean I still think they'd go to hell, but not for an obscenely long time or with any kind of super special punishment/treatment.
They're not pure evil. This is just how they are.
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>>3183006
>It was our job
>If we didn’t genocide the entire planetary population someone else would have.

What a wonderful grasp of morality you have. Nothing changes the fact that Karn has the blood of billions if not trillions on his hands and that he, and the Saiyan Race, are doomed to hell because....you know...they kill entire planetary populations as their job. Get it through your head you damn idiot.
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>>3183055
I don't think anyone's arguing they wouldn't go to hell, we're arguing about just how evil it actually is on the scale.
Looking at the end result without considering the reasons for why it came to be is just kind of dumb.
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>>3183055
I did, they had to do it. If Goku can kill millions with his irresponsible stupidity then we can do it for work. Your morals have no standing here on intergalactic scales.
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>>3183064
>I'm going to kill this planet
vs.
>I'm too fucking stupid to understand consequences

Okay hold the fuck on. Also Goku has plot armor and it never backfired on him. Every time Goku said "Nah I won't kill you" in Z those guys either became allies or didn't murder "millions" of other people afterwards. The only things with a killcount of that size were PTO aligned (including Frieza), Cell, and Buu. After he "spared" Frieza he committed suicide by Goku and went to Hell and didn't kill a ton of people. Cell he didn't even know about but the only time he "spared" him he threw him a Senzu bean and the only things that died after that weren't even alive (sorry 16 and Bubbles. Gregory and King Kai deserved it though). Buu he tried very hard to stop but Vegeta kept fucking it up as usual but Evil Buu (and by extension) Super Buu are completely different characters than Fat Buu and Goku never gives Super Buu a chance at redemption. He does wish Kid Buu reincarnated immediately as a good guy though and that ends on a positive note. Goku's decisions get fellated super fucking hard as being the right ones despite being incredibly irresponsible. So it's not fair to compare anyone to Goku simply because the universe bends over backwards to make his shit okay.

Vegeta on the other hand should never have gotten a body in the afterlife, that was bullshit.
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QM UPDATE

Ignoring the morality debate as the Kais view everything in objective black and white, I will hopefully have the epilogue up sometime tomorrow night!
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>>3183159
I bet it'll be more info on whatever Towa has planned for the upcoming battle.
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I think at the end of the day that we know we're condemned to hell. But we'd do it all again in a heartbeat. These actions, while reprehensible, are the result of a "dog eat dog" universe where the strong survive and the weak are crushed.Yeah it'd be nice to live in peace with everyone and hold hands and shit but that ain't the universe we live in. Maybe one day but not today.
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>>3183260
I'll deny it to the end.
Who are the kais to judge? Who is yemma to decide?

They don't live in this world, we do. What's right and what's wrong, is for us to decide. Mortals don't need your judgement, they will judge themselves.

It's time to enact the zero kais plan.
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>>3183272
>Who are the kais to judge?

Gods.

>Who is yemma to decide?

Literally the guy who judges the souls of the dead.
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>>3183332
And the gods are better than us, are they? Of course they'd say that, but then they act just as bad if not worse than the people they judge.
And who put yemma in charge if not the gods?

They're no different from karn or frieza, they rule simply because they're strong enough, except they lack the responsibility to take care of the universe they rule over.
Fuck every last one of them.
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>>3183272
The Kai's continue to exert their judgement on a world they refuse to protect. All must be purged. Enact the zero kais plan.
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>>3183272
They're gods, were not. That's how they see us. That said we could break them all over our knee and not break a sweat except for luchador yenma but either way they see us as inferior.

While it's true it was our job and backlash could be huge, we kinda literally just sent our kids to kill an entire species with smile on our face.

Not yo mention following your logic then people like say,kid buu shouldn't be punished fully, as he was born and raised that way. The same would go for cell who killed millions to fulfill his objective given to him by gero.

Eventually there's a point where it's no longer okay to label every crime committed as a "job."

The fucked way we were raised and used? I blame it on the kais. But no matter how you point the knife, we still killed many, many people.
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>>3183344
At least we have Kars usurping Shin to look forward to for the next three centuries.
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>>3183235
We’ll see.
>>3183260
The afterlife isn’t something Karn thinks about much.
>>3183272
Sounding like the flip side of Zamasu there.
>>3183332
>>Who is yemma to decide?
>Literally the guy who judges the souls of the dead.
Ha.
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>>3183370
Zamasu was right, but on the wrong end of the spectrum.
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>>3183344
I mean the gods are better than you, certainly.
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>>3183370
>The afterlife isn’t something Karn thinks about much.

True, I guess I was throwing a little bit of my own personal philosophy on the nature of war into that. As a member of the military it's how I dealt with the realization that we've done horrible fucked up shit since our inception but it's all in service of a higher goal. Doesn't change the fact that what we did was wrong but I'm comfortable with the prospect of punishment over it.
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>>3183351
If buu can be punished, then it will be done by someone strong enough who wishes to do so. Until that person appears, he will go unpunished. That's how this universe works, and the kais are no exception. They do what they want, and if someone goes against that, they simply use their power to strike them down.

The gods are not special, nor are they better in any way. They are merely strong, and the strong shall rule.
The universe can only hope for a benevolent almighty ruler. The weak can only get stronger or fall prey to the strong.
The difference between karn and the gods is that karn will not pretend to be better than another man who uses his strength.

He will not tell a man that he should not kill, or that he should not take from another. Instead, he will tell that man to take responsibility. If you choose to steal, you must be willing to fight for it. If you wish to protect, you must earn the strength required to do so. If you wish to kill, you must live with the consequences of your own actions. Those are your choices to make, and the ones to judge you will not be gods who play at being above it all, but your fellow men. Imperfect mortals who have known fear and weakness as well as pride and strength, who know the difference between right and wrong because they've been down there in the muck and mire right alongside you, and they've had to make those choices themselves.
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>>3183344
You should be purged certainly, though you definitly aren't a god.

Going 'ALL GODS MUST DIE REEEEEEEE' is just as bad as Zanmasu going 'ALL MORTALS MUST DIE REEEEEEEEEEEE'.

They fuck up alot, and the higher ranked Kai need to get their shit together, but King Yemma and the Cardinal Kai do their jobs the best they can, and they generally do a good job of it.

So, would you be so kind as to shove a sock into that pipehole of yours, and stop cluttering up the thread with your 'REEEEEEEEEEEEE THE GODS' shit?
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>>3183402
>tfw Yemma can do whatever he wants to the dead regardless of their strength because magic

>tfw Kais can do shit others can't because magic

Bruh it ain't just about strength. If it were, Arale would be your true god. Stop being autistic.
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>>3183381
Yeah - the autism spectrum.
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>>3183402
Not gonna lie, your argument makes you sound like you're one of those atheist people mad about god, or gods, and that your trying to insert that into the quest, cause what your saying and how we've been doing things don't really line up. Fuck at one point we were stronger than Frieza, but we didn't kill him. And the kais are special. They literally are gods assigned by angels that come from the child god. They can unlock potential, te leport and their life is connected to the GoD. As far as being judged by our relloe man, then by the gods, im pretty sure thete are plenty of people that dislike us, most being dead. Stop trying to defend our actions as us just being mortals and gods could go fuck themselves way. We have done terrible things. We will continue to do so. Whether or not were strong won't mean we won't go hell.
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>>3183404
Yemma is a paper pusher, and the cardinal kais didn't do shit until a mortal came to *them*

Chronoa was so lazy that she allowed time itself to fracture, when her one job was to safeguard it.
The supreme kais of old allowed a monster of such power to be born that it killed them all.
The last remaining supreme kai interacts with the mortal world so little that he doesn't know a damned thing about it's fastest growing warriors, people who could change the future of the universe forever.
The kais in general are supposed to create and nurture life, but all they do is look down at it from on high. They barely do anything of value to the mortal realm beyond creating new planets.
This universe's sole destroyer allowed majin buu to run rampant and kill all of the supreme kais, and didn't even destroy him after he'd done all that. He spends centuries and even millennia just sleeping, rather than looking out for threats and being on-call for the kais in case they find any.
The angels are hardly any better than the kais, mostly just watching without actually doing anything or helping, to the point that entire universes get erased because they're beyond salvaging.

That is a level of criminal neglect and a general lack of responsibility that has led to the deaths of uncountable numbers of mortals and gods alike. They cannot do their own jobs, but they still see themselves fit to judge the mortals they pretend to watch over. They are lazy and complacent to an unacceptable degree, and that is why i, as a mortal, see fit to judge them. The lives they took responsibility for are on their hands, and the number they have killed through their own neglect is far greater than karn could ever take by his own hands.

>>3183431
And their magic is not their strength? Tell me then, what is it?
You don't need big muscles to be strong. There are many kinds of strength. Physical, magical, political, financial. Some simply have limits to what they can do, while others do not.
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>>3183434
I think the god hate is more a product of how often we are directly confronted by the worst the kais have to offer. Karn's experience with kais amounts to one totalitarian time loli and the primal force of incompetence that is Shin.
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>>3183441
Ok I get it, this confirms, your totally baiting in a dark-zamasu white? role play while trying to act like your serious.
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>>3183434
I'm not an athiest who's mad about god, and i don't bring that sort of thing into quests.
I'm talking entirely within the story of the quest and the series itself.

And when you spout off about how the kais and angels are special and can do this or that, and that it's their place to judge us, or that i'm trying to defend our actions, it makes me think that you didn't really read or understand what i'm saying at all.
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>>3183441
"Magic" in this case is an immutable ability tied to what their purpose is. They are there to play a role and have power revolving around it. In that regard they are the authority. You're attempting to apply a logic that is invalid in the setting you are discussing. And the points you attempt to make show little understanding of the events which allowed things to be as they are.

Essentially I'm calling you ignorant, autistic, and loud. But clearly you won't stop so have fun with that.
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>>3183459
You're arguing that they're the only ones who should do the job because they were born with powers related to doing it?

That's absolutely ridiculous. Having an ability doesn't mean you're suited to using it, or even if you are, that you'll use it well.
Likewise, being born without powers specifically suited towards a job doesn't mean you can't do that job through other methods, or gain that specific power on your own, or that you can't do the job better than someone who was born for the purpose of doing it.

Were all great kings born as nobility, or did some rise to power?
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>>3183486

>>3183459
>And the points you attempt to make show little understanding of the events which allowed things to be as they are.
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>>3183504
I don't believe for an instant that only one person can ever hold a specific power, no matter how great it may be.
Nor do i believe that it's absolutely impossible for someone else to gain a power required to do something.

There's always a way, even if the fundaments of the universe must be overwritten, it is not outside the realm of possibility.
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>>3183504
It's not worth it man. Just ignore the zealot and eventually he'll realize no one cares about his bullshit and he'll stop.
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>>3183381
>>3183432
Ha.
>>3183401
>True, I guess I was throwing a little bit of my own personal philosophy on the nature of war into that. As a member of the military it's how I dealt with the realization that we've done horrible fucked up shit since our inception but it's all in service of a higher goal. Doesn't change the fact that what we did was wrong but I'm comfortable with the prospect of punishment over it.
Karn does what he thinks is best, for himself and his family.
>>3183431
>Arale would be your true god
Like the Omni-king Zeno right?
>>3183445
This is a good argument.
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>>3183519
>Like the Omni-king Zeno right?

It's like she never left. Thanks, Toriyama.
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>>3183519
>Like the Omni-king Zeno right?
>>3183521
>It's like she never left. Thanks, Toriyama.
Arale X Xeno Wedding WHEN GD?!
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>Arale X Xeno Wedding WHEN GD?!
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>>3183519
Fucking ningen
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>>3183521
The Arale episode of Super was one of the best despite being a gag episode.
>>3183525
>>3183606
Wat?
>>3183632
No Zamasu go to bed. You’re here way too early. Pic possibly related
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>>3183647
Question GD. When do you plan to go see the new Broly Movie?
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>>3183647
>Zamasu steals Karn's body
>"This strength, this endurance! I'm UNSTOPPABLE!"
>Karn proceeds to ram a super energy blade right through his heart
>"You may have my body, but you'll never have the skills and instinct forged by a lifetime of combat."
>Karn Black regenerates, gets SUPER pissed off
>accidentally goes berserk, can't even see straight, no less think or fight properly
>Karn dances around his wild swings and cuts him to ribbons before deleting him with dragon force
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>>3183661
I still think the effects of DRAGONFORCE, namely "destroy anything", "bypass any defense", and gaining strength as we take damage have the potential to create some of the hypest moments ever. Ever since we got it I've been waiting for us to get our ass kicked only to get up and annihilate a seemingly unbeatable opponent with a city sized dragon attack.
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So I know we’ve been desperately plotting to try and bring down Trigon, seeing who we’ve got that’s powerful enough to stand a chance in a fight against him. But y’know, we’ve got Captain Ginyu and his ability to switch bodies with anyone he hits with his Change Beam right here. And Guldo JUST learned a super effective immobilization attack....
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>>3183852
I wonder if that would work on a magical demon, though.
GD would never allow it
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>>3183862
>Spoilers

Yeah, true, even if it works on paper I doubt GD would allow us to cold cock his big arc concluding battle. Maybe keep it in our back pocket if all else fails though.
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>>3183862
We're going to do it to fucking Jiren, we can snatch Trigon. Although I doubt he could handle the magical fallout his presence would leak, a mortal body should be easier than I multistory monster that can't pose.
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>>3183872
>Ginyu switches with Trigon
>Gets banished to hell
>No more sentai
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>>3183953
>implying he won't make an infernal ginyu force which he will bring back with him once he masters magical posing to unlock the doors between dimensions

Have some faith my friend.
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>>3183647
I know this is getting to be like clockwork, but how's the Saiyan race doing?
Average power level, population total, all that good shit.
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>>3184010
>Implying the raging nutjobs could do any pose a 10th as well as his team
>Implying even with Ginyon glaring at them they could hold a candle to his teams choreography skills
Not to knock Ginyu, but you are thinking to much of the demons he has near him.
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>>3184023
He has all of Hell to find some suitable candidates. Just from sheer mass of numbers he would get a moderately skilled team. But of course none could ever hold up against the OGs. That's just unfair to compare.
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>>3184028
Technically speaking, since we know Doom is hell, by and large the best he might have to work with are Imps. Baring any outliers that would take advantage of him not being Trigon to fuck shit up.
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>>3184010
>Implying creatures of chaos and destruction could unite to form an organised Sentai team.

anon I...
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>>3184035
>implying what you just described is anything different than children - the greatest fans of sentai ever
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>>3184045
hes right you know.
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>>3184045
Inb4 Trigon is a massive Ginyu Force fan and Ginyu has to hold him off by giving his signature and a novelty action figure
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Speaking of Ginyu, how many Sangheili are still in a massive uproar about him having that body? Surely he's proven that at least he's a capable warrior in it by now, given how much he's increased the power of the body itself.

And speaking of the splitjaws, has the covenant settled down from the upheavals yet, or is it just getting started? What's it looking like in covenant territories?
Will some based wormbois defect again like they do in halo canon?
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>>3183658
Hopefully next week.
>>3183661
Ha.
>>3183852
You could try. But it may not work.
>>3183953
Now you’re thinking.
>>3184018
Well I won’t give out exact numbers yet, as they cou change very soon. Average powerlevel’s dropped a considerable bit, just because of how averages work and the now-increasing Saiyan population. Growth rate is good, Saiyans are coming back from the brink.
>>3184140
Very upset. Sacrilege to a zealot levels of angry. And the Prophets not acting on this bothers many of them. And the uproar is just starting.
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>>3184286
What are they gonna do, go to war?
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>>3184298
Saiyans haven’t actually gone to war in years. Wars have a tendency to come to them.
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>>3184319
What IS their problem with Ginyu bodyjacking a Sangheli? Is it related to Halo canon that I don't know?
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>>3184319
I was referring to what the Sangheili want the prophets to do about Ginyu. They already attempted a 30000 warship invasion against the PTO and it did jack shit.
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>>3184328
Sangheili care a lot about honor and purity despite their entire gimmick being turning invisible and backstabbing people.
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Brutus jr when?
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>>3184328
Imagine Klingons but snakes
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>>3184493
This but the snakes have splitjaws and plasma swords.
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>>3184530
This but also basically feudal japan
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>>3184533
This but also a space cult.
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>>3184615
This but wort wort wort
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>>3184617
This but also spike guns.
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>>3184640
>>3184640

this but plasma potatoe cannons
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>>3184696
This but orb guns
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>>3184710

this but its all a simulation run by a phoneposting madman

(this comment was posted on a fucking nintendo 3ds's web browser)
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>>3184727
Don't give gd more bad posting ideas
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>>3184727
>Not posting on a Nintendo Wii's web browser
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>>3184727
>>3184741
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>>3184319
Thing that occurs to me. Will we ever get a chance to fight Cumber, Old Broly or New Broly? That’d be pretty hype.
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>>3184856
Cumber is bad and you should feel bad for bringing him up.
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>>3184741
>Not typing quest notes on an Etch a Sketch.
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>>3184910
I get that he’s basically Not-Broly, but we ourselves could be considered a Not-Broly just by virtue of being able to go Berserk. We need to beat up all the other Brolys (except the one that’s our son of course) and prove that we are Best Broly!
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>>3184328
The same problem you’d have if someone stole a Saiyan’s body and waltzed around the universe with it.
>>3184335
Yeah I’d thought you were the one asking about numbers, didn’t check IDs.
>>3184337
Who knows if he has a son who saw his father killed by a damn monkey on some backwater planet that didn’t even have teleportation panels, or land vehicles of any kind.
>>3184727
Kek. And those things have internet? my last handheld was GBA SP and pokemon emerald.
>>3184856
Potentially.
>>3184951
Now that’s master-tier
>>3184968
Good luck with that. Several of them surpass Kaioken Blue Goku.
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>>3184989
>The same problem you’d have if someone stole a Saiyan’s body and waltzed around the universe with it.

>caring about some filthy ningens

You seem to have misread your audience.

I mean, uh, by Jove what a travesty.
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>>3184989
>my last handheld was GBA SP and pokemon emerald
You are undoubtedly our nigger, GDQM
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>>3184989
>Emerald
I knew you didn't miss out on all the good shit
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>>3184989
>GBA SP and pokemon emerald.
My nigga
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>>3184989
>Good luck with that. Several of them surpass Kaioken Blue Goku.

Ah but we have something Old Broly, New Broly, and Cumber all lack. A family that loves us.

Also obviously we wouldn’t fight them now. That’s suicide. It’s be years down the line after we at least get Super Saiyan 4. We’re already fucked against Xeno Goku and all three of the ones I mentioned would likely beat him one-on-one. At least Xeno Goku is likely to spare you if he likes you and you put up a good fight. The others won’t.
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>>3185029
>old broly
>beating SSJ4 Goku

Sorry but nah. He may be the devil and the most maximumer but compared to newer shit he's small potatoes.
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>>3185041
Super Saiyan 3 Broly exists Super Saiyan 4 Broly exists. Broly God exists. Pic related exists.

I mean technically you can argue that’s all alternate timelines but they’re all based on OG Broly.
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>>3185060
Yes BUT OG Broly is specifically one Broly. Not the others. OG Broly never made any forms other than his "normal" one. Any other forms of Broly are specific. You can't just say they are based on OG because if that was the case Goku showing up as the actual Monkey King would be fine since he was the OG Goku but we both know I'm using hyperbole here.

You have to differentiate them otherwise OG Broly is literally every Broly except the new one. I still haven't had time to see that movie either and I'm sad. It's only fair to specify them differently since Goku gets the same treatment. OG Goku isn't Xeno Goku isn't Path to Power Goku isn't GT Goku. Xeno Goku is GT Goku though, just like Super Goku is OG Goku since those are direct continuations of that specific iteration. OG Broly only has Bio-Broly as a continuation and that's just bad. And despite all those other Brolys being directly linked to OG they are distinct enough or in a separate canon to the primary canon that they should be considered distinct.

Is this pedantic? Certainly. But we should draw a line in the sand so we know where everything stands.
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>>3184989
>pokemon emerald
>mfw
my nigga

Hey, what kind of power are we talkin' about when karn manages to combine primal and legendary?
Kaioken blue levels? Ultra Instinct levels?
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>>3185097
Fair point. Really all I want to see is Karn getting into epic grudge matches with every other user of Legendary/Berserk.
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>>3184993
Ha.
>>3185000
>>3185009
>>3185021
Was a great game.
>>3185029
Yeah you’re not anywhere close yet.
>>3185105
We’ll see, won’t we?
>>3185137
Why would he? He has no issues with Broly.
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>>3185239
no issues with OUR broly sure, but if another one goes all rage beast on New Salda you know we'd have some problems
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Epilogue will be up at 9pm EST, in roughly 40 minutes!

>>3185256
True
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>>3185137
What we need is some time travel plot contrivence to put us in the ultimate rage cage battle royale against 99 other berserkers and Brolys.
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>>3185331
>the Broly room

Fuck.
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>>3185331
>>3185341
I don't want Demon King Dumplin to put us into the Fuck Box!
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>>3185105
Regular ss4 can evenly match super saiyan god, I think. But that itself is likely dependent upon how strong the base for each person is. I cant say i know for sure. But I do THINK its about equal.
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>>3185331
Fund it
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-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 73 Epilogue-

AGE 743, PLANET UMBÁU

“Chaya! Chaya wake up!” you hear your brother Broly say along with a pecking noise, you slowly opening your eyes and stretching.
“Mmmhmmmm.” you mumble, then call out. “I’m uuup.”
“C’mon Chaya, get up!” you hear Chilli, now also knocking on the outside of your pod. You keep stretching, looking around and searching for the button to open your pod. After a few seconds you find it, pressing the button and opening your pod.
“Mornin’!” you say excitedly, jumping out of the pod. “Hey guys, you ready?”
“We were waiting on you sis.” Broly says, you sticking your tongue out at your brother.
“EXPLOOOOOOOOOSION!!” you hear Megumin shout, followed by the signature boom of her explosion magic. You look over towards the source, seeing her column of fire outside of the crater your pod is in. You shut your pod, the three of you lifting into the air. Looking around, you find yourself on the alien planet you remember from your briefing with Mr. Cui.

“Alright kids, I’ve got your next mission lined up.” he’d said, you ready to go after Daddy’s pep talk. “Your job is to clear the natives off of Planet Umbáu.”
“Alright! Let’s go!” you’d said, turning to leave before Broly’d grabbed your hand. You turn to him questioningly, your brother glancing towards Cui with just his eyes. You turn and look at him, the purple alien looking annoyed. You turn back sheepishly, rubbing the back of your head. “Sorry.”
“Ahem. Anyways!” he says, even sounding irritated. You keep quiet, not wanting to make him any more annoyed. Daddy’d told you to be nice to him, but he gets annoyed at you really quickly. “Planet Umbáu is a rather small planet, one with two moons. It is a planet of rolling plains and deep oceans, with large predatory crustaceans called Acklay. They’re decently powerful, the planet’s average powerlevel being around 10,000.”

“That’s not much.” Broly’d said, sounding a little disappointed.
“Well then you’ll be happy to know we have picked up one rather large powerlevel.” Cui said, you all getting excited. “It’s reading was off the charts, but for all we know it may have been a glitch in the system. These newer scanners can read up to 13 million, but they seem prone to throwing wild numbers every now and again. After all, we’ve been picking up massive power spikes from Raxus Prime, but that planet’s abando-“
“That’s where Daddy and Freezy are!” you’d said excitedly. “They’re trainin’!”
“I-I see.” Cui’d said, taken aback. “I’ll let the technicians know it isn’t an error then. Anyways, your pods are ready to go, we await your report.”
“Sis, look, bug!” Chilli says, snapping you back to the present. And you see what he’s talking about, those bugs are huge!
cont
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>>3185360
“That’s a big bug.” you say, the three of you looking at the Acklay creature. It has six sharp legs, and a long neck with three eyes on it’s head. It sees Megumin and with a funny-sounding roar it charges. Without a second’s hesitation you rush to your friend’s defense, and with a shout you kick the creature in the side of it’s head and send it flying, you hearing it splash as it hits the water.
“Th-Thanks Chaya.” Megumin says, staring wide-eyed at where the bug’s face was. “It was so fast, I-I wasn’t ready for it.”
“It’s okay.” you say with a smile and a thumbs up to Megumin.
“Chaya...” Megu says, then after a moment smiling back and returning the gesture.
”More bugs!” Chilli shouts, you turning just in time to see Chilli’s Ki Bomb blast another to smithereens.
“Stay behind me!” you shout, taking a stance between Megumin and the half-dozen bugs approaching. However, before they can get closer, Broly attacks.

“RRRRAAAAAAAAA!!” Broly roars, blitzing from the sky into the bugs. He crashes so hard into the ground he kicks up a powerful shockwave, sending several of them flying.
“BWAAAA!!” Chilli shouts, firing a two-handed Ki Wave into the bugs Broly knocked in the air. His attack scorches them, killing several. The rest crash to the ground, Broly smashing them one by one. But you can’t focus on that, however, as a trio of them rush you and Megumin. Focusing your ki into your feet, you make your Ki Kick attack on each foot and charging. They see you and charge, you rushing the nearest one and kicking it in the head with your left leg. Your attack explodes and blows it’s head up as the one on your left tries to bite you as the one to your right lifts two legs and trying to stab your chest. You backflip away, but not fast enough.

“GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!” you shout, a sharp pain suddenly stabbing up through your left leg. Looking down, you see the one on your left bit your leg, it’s teeth sinking into your shin. It hurts it hurts so bad! You have to get this thing off, now! You pull back your right leg and kick down on the monster, your attack blowing it’s head up and freeing your leg. You see several of it’s teeth are still stuck in your leg, your leg hurting bad. You’re so transfixed on it you forget everything that’s going on for a moment.
“Chaya! Look out!” Megumin shouts, you blinking back to focus just in time to see another mouth with sharp teeth biting at you. Oh no, you don’t have time to escape! It’s gonna eat you!
cont
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>>3185362
You don’t have time to run, or fight back, before the bug’s teeth bite down on you. It tries to bite you right in half, almost your whole upper body inside it’s mouth, but you don’t feel that same stabbing pain. You feel it trying to bite you in two, but looking down you see your armor is protecting you! Spurned back into action you focus your ki into your hands, and with a shout unleash a Ki Bomb inside the bug’s mouth. It’s head explodes, you covering your face from your blast as you’re freed.

“CHAYA!!” Broly shouts worriedly, flying over to you and grabbing you by the shoulders and floating the two of you to the ground. “Are you okay?”
“I’m fine, I’m fi-“ you say, until your feet touch the ground. When you put weight on your leg a sharp pain erupts where it bit you, you crying out and falling back clutching your leg. “Oww oww oww owww!”
“Chaya!!” Broly shouts worriedly, going to pick you up, but he freezes in place as a loud shout rings out.
“STOP!!” Megumin shouts, everyone freezing in place, even you. She rushes over to you, telling Broly something you can’t hear over your crying when suddenly Megumin’s hand is on your forehead. “Shhhh, I’m gonna make you feel all better, okay?”
“O-Okay.” you say, looking through the tears ar your friend. She grabs your leg and sets it on her lap, looking seriously at you.
“I need you to hold your leg still, no matter what.” Megumin says, you nodding along. “This may hurt a little at first, but I need to get those broken teeth out before I can make you feel better, okay?”

You can’t say anything so you just nod, focusing on keeping your leg absolutely still. You watch through watery eyes as Megumin carefully plucks the shards of teeth from your leg, you wincing but keeping your leg as still as you can. After an agonizing eternity she’s finally done, Megumin unwinding a bit of the bandage on her leg and binding yours. She pulls the bandage tight, you wincing but then she places her hands on it over the wounds, her hands glowing orange. Your leg starts feeling funny, it getting itchy. You reach down to scratch it, Megumin reaching up and swatting your hand. It doesn’t hurt you, you tens of thousands of times stronger than her, but she startles you so bad you fall back.
cont
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>>3185365
“I did what I could, I’m not very good at healing magic.” Megumin explains. “But I picked up a thing or two in the Battledome. This should keep you from bleeding too much, but you can’t scratch it. When we get back you really need to get it loo-“
“THANK YOU!” you shout, rushing and bear-hugging your friend. You have to hold back so you don’t crush her, but you’re so happy! Megu fixed you up, and it doesn’t even hurt to stand on anymore! Megu’s the best!

“Are you okay?” Broly asks, you looking up and seeing him and Chilli floating a few feet overhead.
“I’m all fine now!” you say, waving up to them then lifting your leg up and pointing at it. “Megu fixed me all up! See?”
“Wooooow!” Chilli says excitedly, but Broly doesn’t look happy. He looks furious.
“Bro?” you ask him, your brother zoned out for several seconds until his attention snaps back to you. “You okay?”
“Yeah.” he says, clenching his fists. You watch as his aura flares up around him, it changing to green as his eyes disappear and his hair turns green and spiky. His power explodes upwards as he transforms, his aura knocking you, Chilli and Megumin all away from him. He roars angrily into the sky, shouting as he charges headlong towards more . “I’m not holding back! These things die!!”

“Hehe. Looks like Broly’s gettin’ serious.” you say as you, Chilli, and Megumin all rise up to your feet. You clench your fists and grit your teeth, then with a shout you transform up into a Super Saiyan. “I guess I’ll get serious too!”

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 73 Epilogue End-
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>>3185345
That's Demon /God/ Dumplin to you.
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Yeah I Tatsu definitely had a point about our kids being soft for all they are far more powerful then we were at their ages.

These missions will do them some good.
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>>3185370
Boy, really puts karn's pain tolerance into perspective, huh?
He's literally Guts-tier.
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>>3185402
>Karn: Takes a crippling injury and loses most function of limb

>Guts: Takes crippling injury - fights harder with busted limb

Crazy demon armor is one hell of a drug.
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>>3185406
>Karn: Fights at maximum overdrive tard strength from the beginning until his limbs turns into bloody, twitching hamburger
>Guts: Doesn't fight at full strength and gets injured, then has to fight at reduced maximum strength with that injury

If you're going to use life-shortening powers, use them right.
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>>3185417
Guts doesn't lose efficiency during the fight though. Afterwards he does. Karn doesn't always go all out from the start either. He does a whole hell of a lot more than Guts does though so you got me there.

Obviously Karn should take Guts' armor.
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>>3185417
Karn has two states: maximum overdrive and recovery coma.
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>>3185427
>Berserk armor and berserk form start synchronizing
>Insane laughter begins to resonate throughout all of time and space
>Rolf stands amidst the ruins of a dead world, with three shoes on his person. He is training for the battle to come.
>Suddenly, a chill runs down his spine, and a single drop of sweat rolls down his forehead as he turns to look at the figure that has appeared behind him
>"Mama, a bandage for Rolf..."
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>>3185436
I think you mean SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVU
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>>3185438
Berserk karn in the berserk armor...in champion of salda mode while standing directly on Salda's surface. AND Supervillain mode is active.
And its a full moon that night.
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>>3185392
Tatsu knows what he’s talking about, having at least helped train up far more Saiyans than you.
>>3185402
Karn’s been put through some real bullshit in his time, and he’s only 30 now.
>>3185427
>>3185438
>>3185448
This level of powergaming is how to get your timeline erased by a scared SKoT.
>>3185445
He knows.
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>>3185445
It's nice to see that edit I made still being used
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>>3185455
>Karn’s been put through some real bullshit in his time, and he’s only 30 now.
>Karn going "Back in MY DAY" to future saiyans will be hilarious.

>>3185455
>This level of powergaming is how to get your timeline erased by a scared SKoT
Bitch should wait until we get Mastered LSS and Primal.

>>3185455
>He knows.
He clearly Does Not since he keeps coming after us.
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>>3185468
>"Back in my day we didn't have battle armor we had to go into battle Naked!"
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>>3185474
>"But we've seen videos.. you were totally wearing armor!"
>"YOU THINK THAT WAS ARMOR!? THAT WAS JUST TO HOLD MY BRASS FUCKING BALLS IN PLACE YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
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>>3185463
Speaking of edits, spoilers: This one may become relevant soon.
>>3185468
Yes it will. “Back in my day missions were dangerous, and you weren’t much stronger than what you were sent to kill!”
>Bitch should wait until we get Mastered LSS and Primal
That’s ToP levels of way off.
>He clearly Does Not since he keeps coming after us.
He’s aftaid, but he’s an obedient dog. He does what he’s told despite his own doubts, worries, and fears.
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>>3185480
>spoiler
And I dropped the fucking picture dammit.
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>>3185482
Oh shit, he adopted Mexicanism and went Verde? Fuuuuuuck.

Clearly we need to grab him by his collar and give him a good breaking in.

What? Hyoka said the same thing?
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>>3185482
>>3185487
I think that's Karn actually
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>>3185455
>Trunks is in the middle of a critical mission for the time patrol
>Suddenly, berserk karn comes in, wearing the berserk armor
>His power is beyond imagination
>Trunks can barely breathe. He tries to move, but his muscles won't obey him. He tries to scream, but his voice catches in his throat.
>Karn doesn't attack him, though.
>He just stands there for a while, before lifting his helmet
>Karn has vegeta's face
>"I'm disappointed in you."
>Trunks blinks, and now karn has future gohan's face
>"I'm disappointed in you."
>Trunks blinks again, and now karn's face is that of trunks himself
>"I'm disappointed in you."
>Those words echo out repeatedly, gaining in volume as the voices of everyone he knows is added to the cacophony
>reality crumbles around them both
>Trunks wakes up in his bed, next to hyoka
>"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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>>3185480
>He’s aftaid, but he’s an obedient dog. He does what he’s told despite his own doubts, worries, and fears.
And we'll neuter him like the miss behaving bitch he is.

>>3185482
Not gunna lie GD. It took me a fair bit of staring for me to even guess what that is.

Also way ahead of you.

My plan for Trigon was having Golden Freeza, King Cold, and Meloka keep him distracted, and off the surface of the planet so we didn't hit it, while Champion Berserk Karn drains the Bloodstone dry, and fires a Final Flash via Dragon Force.
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>>3185492
Dunno why it would spoilered if it was. Everyone already knows Karn goes green. Maybe I'm overthinking it? I can hardly see it anyway. Bad eyes. RIP.
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>>3185505
Karn doesn't look bulked up and his eyes aren't whited out.
Meaning... champion form?

Is new salda reacting to the demonic presence and the return of it's champion?
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>>3185529
Wait, hold the phone.
The champion form designates karn a portion of the ki from everything on the planet... but does that include enemies?

Would it even include trigon and the demons, because they've set foot on new salda's surface?
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>>3185535
Oooooh fuck, we could actually handle that kind of power too....are we going to go demonic planet champion berserker dragon force? Trigon should have taken the hint from his daughter and stayed the fuck away from Uncle Karn's front yard.
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>>3185487
Kek.
>>3185493
Ha. That seems right.
>>3185494
>like the misbehaving bitch he is
SKoT’s well ahead of you there, got those in her fucking hand
>Not gunna lie GD. It took me a fair bit of staring for me to even guess what that is.
It’s an edit anon made of Karn once he’s truly mastered that Berserk power and can tap into it as a regular Super Saiyan, kinda like spoiler related.
>spoiler
That’s a decent idea. But could they distract him long enough, or would everyone else’s power burn out too quickly?
>>3185505
See above explanation
>>3185529
It will certainly be ready to empower you. However, it may become too hard to control Berserk with Champion at the same time.
>>3185535
It only counts those that call the world home. Karn claimed New Salda as his home from the moment his feet touched the surface.
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>>3185540
So we draw out berserk's energy while ascended, then hopefully pile champion mode on top of it.
It's a tranquil sort of fury.
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>>3185539
By the end of this quest we will have so many fucking adjectives in front of our name.
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>>3185550
By the end of the quest, we will have one option to select during every fight.

What will you do?
>Press the "fuck you" button
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>>3185550
It will only be beaten in length by Karn's dick, which will arrive in Supreme THOT's realm about a week before we do. All attempts to damage it is meaningless as it is too solid to injure, with all female Saiyan's inexplicably going into heat, and on that day, BITCH will know...she fucked up.
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>>3185540
>That’s a decent idea. But could they distract him long enough, or would everyone else’s power burn out too quickly?
We just have to hope thevdice hate Trigon as much as they do The Boi and The Traitor.
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>>3185568
Lets see, bad father debuff, tried to take over a body debuff, invading our planet debuff....yeah, not seeing him make it out of this short of Babidi running like a bitch.
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>>3185575
Babidi better run like a bitch. Otherwise his own idiocy will get him killed. Talkin' shit to things way stronger than you. What a jackass.
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>>3185593
We need to telepathy Guldo and whoever we can spare to help him assassinate the midget.
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>>3185596
Babidi'll probably have some weird magic fuckery to help protect him.

Or not. We'll find out.
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>>3185608
He probably has some magic gimick defense, but since as far as we are aware, Guldo isn't using magic to time stop, he should have anything to protect himself.
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>>3185610
shouldn't*
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>>3185593
I'm still confused about why babidi couldn't find another planet with a history of slaughter other than the one that empowers the person trying to stop him.
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>>3185610
Guldo is going to be the most terrifying force in the multiverse after a certain point in his training.
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>>3185623
There are probably some very old battlefields on this planet. Not to say there aren't other choices. Maybe Babidi has been watching for a while and chose this one specifically when the main defenders of it would be gone. Also knowing it held some value to the spawn of Cold? Who knows. Babidi knows.
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>Babidi summons his stand
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>>3185650
JUDASPRIEST VS DRAGONFORCE
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>>3185673
That motherfucker would have that be his stand name, and neither of us would know the fucking reference. Wait, was Babidi around for Jesus?
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>>3185362
>“That’s a big bug.” you say, the three of you looking at the Acklay creature.
>“That’s a big bug.”
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>>3185549
That’d probably make you explode.
>>3185550
Well you’ve already got two titles, and one’s a rank.
>>3185568
Doubtfully.
>>3185623
There were several. However, New Salda’s was the scene of the most recent, and on an unimaginable scale at that. Plus a demon invasion destroying King Cold’s uncontested strongest warriors would be a nice bonus, and create enough chaos for him to operate in.
>>3185650
>>3185673
Ha.
>>3185682
He was around for the madman in the desert, who knew the name of what slept beneath the waves.
>>3185690
Any quest is incomplete without at least one Bane reference.
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>>3185721
Can't explode if all that energy is going into a dragonforce final flash, now can we?
Now that's thinking with autism.
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>>3185727
>Can't explode if all that energy is going into a dragonforce final flash, now can we?

Lad please no. LAD!
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>>3185721
Can't explode if we Dragon Fist Trigon's nuts.
>He was around for the madman in the desert, who knew the name of what slept beneath the waves.
Oh fuck, is Cthulhu responsible for Stands?
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>>3185738
>>3185721
>>3185673
>>3185650
>>3185682
Nah, it'll be this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYJGt67Mwmo
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>>3185721
The threat of explosion by attempting to contain too much power doesn't apply to the protagonist as they will always pull a new form out of their ass to support it, or channel it into a massive attack, rather than being destroyed by their own hubris as a villain would. The reason for this is t protagonists have a certain amount of autism (observable in the number of A-cells found in the pancreas) which allows them to negate the consequences of their actions. For example let's observe a being within of the largest concentrations of A-cells in the omniverse: Son-Goku.
Goku's autism is so strong, he can do things that make no sense whatsoever and still have things work out perfectly. Fully heal Cell and send an eleven year old to fight him? Works! It's amazing what can be accomplished with the power of autism!
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>>3185841
have a technique that has a 90% chance to kill you when you use it? it works all the fucking time
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>>3185482
Looking back, I was obviously sick when I drew that one.
Probably should have just spoilered the name of the form in text instead.
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>>3186065
To be fair, the Kaioken is only dangerous when you don't have proper ki control.
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>>3185721
I bet we'll get some new super saiyans in this attack because demons have trouble not feasring upon their allies and are incapable of complex tactics like "kill the glowy guys."
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>>3186164
>not feasring upon their allies
What is this supposed to mean?
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>>3186166
dumbass demons are gonna eat each other
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>>3186167
Oh, so you meant feasting. That makes sense.
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>>3186168
He meant feasting, I was just clarifying.
I make enough typos to know how to translate them.
This quest gives me plenty of practice anyhow.
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>>3186169
I just said he meant feasting, I got it.
Why did you say this twice when I got the typo?
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>>3186171
I was only clarifying that he said it, not me.
the response specifically mentioning "you" made me think you had confused me for the original poster with the typo for a second.
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>>3186172
I didn't look at the post id, and didn't feel like saying anything else since I made it known the confusion was cleared up. That still makes your second response meaninglessly redundant however.
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>>3186174
>I didn't look at the post id, and didn't feel like saying anything else since I made it known the confusion was cleared up.
Ah.
>That still makes your second response meaninglessly redundant however.
That it does.
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>>3185721
I can't wait for Shin to show up 4 hours after the slaughter ends despite stopping babidi allegedly being his eternal crusade, but guess he's doing more important things like giving a vampire lord the power to usurp him.
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>>3185727
>>3185732
>Now that’s thinking with autism
/qst/‘s banner?
>>3185738
Who knows?
>>3185841
You say that like you think you can’t fail.
>>3186119
Why? I appreciate every art.
>>3186164
It might happen.
>>3186169
>using my own gif against me
Now that’s just low.
>>3186252
We’ll see what happens.
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>>3186252
>Literally has a servant that can teleport anywhere
>Is always late to everything important
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>>3186252
>Shin shows up: Hey guis, cut that shit out. I will deal with Babidi you violent apes.

>Karn: Just fucking explodes Babidi and tells Shin to fuck off

Shin is such an incompetent dickweek. Babidi is finally revealing himself and staying in one place for more than a hot minute and Shin isn't RIGHT FUCKING HERE already. Karn has a better response time and he doesn't have access to Universal Scrying. Damn. Fuck you Shin.
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>>3186324
>can survey anywhere in the universe
>can teleport anywhere in the universe
>still the last to respond to the things its his job to deal with
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>>3186395
should we just make an emergency telepathic collect call to the fucker or something? is that even an option?
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>>3186417
He'd probably just show up at the end and declare that the demons have a right to retreat as the abyssal horde of hell never filed a noterized declaration of war.
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>>3186291
>Why? I appreciate every art.
You know how you look back at the early threads and over-analyze every flaw?
That's me with most things I draw.
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QM ALERT

This weekend’s thread will still start on-time Saturday. Sunday, however, may be delayed as we’re butchering beef. I’ll try and keep everyone updated that morning as to what the schedule is.

>>3186324
>>3186361
>>3186395
Kai incompetence at work.
>>3186417
You could try.
>>3186557
Now THAT I understand all too well.
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>>3186846
>Sunday delay
I'll cut you some slack since you're butchering beef, God's gift to Earth.
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>>3186846
>"hey mister supreme kai, not to be a bother or anything but SOME SHIT'S GOING DOWN OVER HERE YOU MIGHT WANT TO HELP! HEEEEEEELP!"
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>>3186846
>Kai incompetence at work.
Say GD. I know our base PL is basically equal to Goku's on Namek when he went SS, but what was Goku/Gohan's Base PL during the Cell Games? That way we know when we've surpassed Shin and can get started beating his ass I mean training him to not be so incompetent.
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I for one can't wait for the moment when we start hearing muffled heavy metal, and then the camera pans over to the Hell Portal to reveal pic related stepping through and cracking his knuckles.
He spent an unfathomably long time in Hell, after all.
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>>3186417
>”The number you tried to reach is currently unavailable. Please try again later.”
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>>3186968
It's even better when you read that in Shin's voice instead of a generic one. Like the little shit is acting like you don't know it's him.
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>>3186934
ORIGINAL DOOMGUY IS BETTER THAN NU-DOOM """"""""""DOOMSLAYER"""""""""" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>3186972
He also starts making the beeping noises as Kibito can be heard snickering in the background.
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>>3186918
That's the same thing, I don't know why you made your sentence redundant.
>>3186934
Miracle of Sound Intensifies.
>>3186968
>>3186972
>>3186987
Lord Freeza, can we put a second Kai on our kill list? The fuck is making jokes about an answering machine. What do you mean later? I got this shiny demon boot that really makes me want to kick things in the dick, and I have to use it.......fine. Fuck you Shin.
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>>3186982
You need to go back to nu-/v/
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>>3186896
That it is. It’s finally hopefully gonna be cold enough so it can hang for the right amount of time.
>>3186914
Ha.
>>3186918
Good question. Been working on finding good numbers for that, but sources are inconsistent as fuck post-Freeza.
>>3186934
Who knows what’ll happen?
>>3186968
>>3186972
>>3186987
Dammit, that’s almost too funny to pass up. Perhaps another time.
>>3187072
Ha.
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>>3187188
>Been working on finding good numbers for that, but sources are inconsistent as fuck post-Freeza.
There used to be a video on YouTube that had really plausible PL numbers for every character throughout the series, sadly it got deleted last time I checked.
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>>3187188
Remember to vote Kars for supreme kai in the age 1042 celestial coup!
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>>3187308
I will.
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>>3187308
i'll back him if he ends up being chill rather than going for a zero ningen plan
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>>3187302
I saw numbers I liked a long time ago, sadly I can’t remember them. It had movie villains’ powers as well
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>>3187355
It's almost time to say "powerlevels are bullshit" and start going by the rule of cool, GD.
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>>3187361
>rule of cool

But then Cooler would never lose. Because he's always Cooler. Ginyus would of course come second place after him though every time. Maybe Karn would get third place sometimes but I'd wager on Cold.

Really Karn would be losing a lot if it was rule of cool. That frost demon woulda kicked his ass.
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>>3186982
They're the same fucking person.
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>>3187188
Why not just say perfect Cell was at an even 1.5 billion at regular SSJ?
It even works out to Shin being nowhere near as strong as he should be (which is appropriate given the circumstances)
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>>3187366
That's the thing that I love about this quest. It's Dragonball with good tactical combat woven into the narrative rather than the "just hit them harder" mentality of other Dragonball related stuff. Also, if it was rule of cool Karn would win every time because he has a giant dragon that gets exponentially more powerful in proportion to how real shots getting.
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>>3187355
https://www.deviantart.com/mimozukakito-kun/journal/All-Dragon-Ball-Power-Levels-373101310 has some decently believable numbers
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>>3187308
>vote
>Kais
Thats_not_how_this_works.grandma
>>3187361
Not a good move.
>>3187412
Because I like having decently accurate numbers.
>>3187415
A good point.
>>3187440
I’ll see what it says.
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>>3187592
>Thats_not_how_this_works.grandma

I got chu
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>>3187592
>Because I like having decently accurate numbers.

Well there is this, http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Power_Levels

But I'd take it with a grain of salt, since several of the PL's don't match up, like say your old ruling of King Cold's 8 Billion matching Android...17? while the only official PLs for Perfect Cell is 900 Million.

Like, according to official sources, that are actually reliable, Full Power 100% Freeza was 120 Million, Fifth Form Cooler was 470 Million without any Majin Magic, Legendary Broly was 1.4 Billion, and Super Gogeta was SOMEHOW only 2.5 Billion during the Janemba Movie, though if that's Base, SS1, SS2, I don't know.
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>>3187654
Thanks anon.
>>3187696
The problem is after Freeza they quit keeping “official” powerlevels. Like Golden Freeza being around 5 quintillion was a joke because “He’s a nice guy.”
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>>3187720
>The problem is after Freeza they quit keeping “official” powerlevels. Like Golden Freeza being around 5 quintillion was a joke because “He’s a nice guy.”
Well several of the powerlevels post Namek I mentioned were dropped by V-Jump, so I would consider them somewhat reliable, but they really don't match up with the scale this quest is operating at no.
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>>3187720
Is now a bad time to tell you the truth about power-levels?
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>>3187727
They’re “official”.
Which means bs’d. Like powerlevels themselves.
>>3187784
Beat you to it
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If Karn played New Vegas, he'd choose House to rule, right?
There's no way he'd want to rule it himself.
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>>3188305
Ether House Legion or he'd do his own thing and put someone else in charge after he killed recruited or subjugated everyone else
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>>3188313
Legion is criminally retarded
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>>3188388
and you think Karn isn't just slightly above Goku Level why?
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>>3188305
Legion probably
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>>3188446
Legion is full of faggots, corruption and hypocrisy. Karn would choose house.
T. Pic related
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>>3188617
>played the main story once
>1300 hours of mods

You can't fool me.
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>>3188623
>played the main story and DLC many dozens of times
>use mods to enhance the experience
>every new run at this point is just me sniping everything from the edge of the draw distance with a varmit rifle and ironsights
>i have never once used VATS, and didn't realize how often other people use it until i visited /v/ and watched some LPs to see how other people deal with situations
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>>3188617
>Karn would choose house.
>Karn would choose the reddit faction
Karn would resonate more with the Legion lifestyle.
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>>3188710
Calling something reddit randomly isn't a valid argument and you know it.
House knows what he's doing, has KNOWN what he's doing, and more importantly the courier had a pre-established contract with him regarding the platinum chip.
Are you trying to say that Karn would abandon his duty so that he could play with a bunch of low-tier warmongers just because they're a little bit closer to saiyans in ideology than the other factions?
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>>3188433
>Putting us anywhere near Goku levels of stupid

Just because we like to apply simple, fist related solutions to problems doesn't mean that we're stupid, we just don't see the point of meaninglessly convoluting straightforward issues. We're also a vastly superior parent. And don't stand around twiddling our thumbs when enemies are trying to heal or transform. And we're able to actually develop our own techniques without cribbing them off of someone else. And we can come up with better plans then "Hit it harder" when we're facing an issue we can't just solve with punching. And we can be diplomatic in a way that isn't just being autistically straightforward.
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>>3188799
>Are you trying to say that Karn would abandon his duty so that he could play with a bunch of low-tier warmongers just because they're a little bit closer to saiyans in ideology than the other factions?
All I'm saying is that I think Karn would rather hang out with a group he can relate to, rather than be a sycophant to a ghost of the old world.
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>>3188856
Don't we hang out with King Cold for several months?
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>>3188710
>Karn would resonate with slavers who burn towns full of women and children for no other reason than "much profligates"
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>>3188856
Aren't we friends with an ego-maniacal wino?
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new thread soon
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>>3189136
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>>3189149
>this kills the meloka
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It’s time! Episode 74 begins now: >>3189201
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>>3189202
No it doesn't, not that she doesn't try with how hard she hilts it. With how wet an sloppy she gets people would think she's getting stabbed if it wasn't for her screaming yes.



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