>>3167081
WAT NOW

>Head home to prepare for that hunt

I MEAN WE COULD BECOME A WHORE, ESCPECIALLY WITH THOSE THIGHS.

>>3167081
LET'S PLAN TO KILL FRIDA

>>3167448
Support. Let's prepare fo the hunt.

>>3167448
Support

>>3167244
SEXY STUFF

>>3167448
GOT IT

>>3167458
SHH. YOU'RE MARRIED.

>>3167511
SHE'S A MOM THOUGH!

>>3167840
>>3167843
SO MUCH SUPPORT!

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"Not. Interested." You say to the shorter girl quite decisively, releasing her husband and striding out of the tavern, much to the complaints of those who'd been drinking there.
The shorter girl follows you for a little while, then accidentally walks face-first into Zaza's breasts and apparently decides she'll do instead, forcing coins into her hands and dragging her over to the others.
Young couples.
[cont]

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>>3167996
You're halfway home and walking down an empty corridor between buildings when a young man with an urgent expression suddenly slides his arm around your waist and starts trying to steer you off to your right.
To an alley.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

>>3168220
Throw him through a window.

>>3168220
Squeeze his hands.
"What do you want stranger? "

>>3168220
Supporting this
>>3168309
But into a wall

>>3168379
How about we meet each other halfway and we throw him THROUGH the wall?

>>3168220
>Squeeze his hands.
>"What do you want stranger? "

>>3168398
Shiiiiiet
Alright, I'm down

>>3168220
Put him into a headlock and give him hell.
Marshmellow Hell. Then threaten him with a face shove through the wall if he doesn't comply to answering your questions.

>>3168421
Supporting this. Smash the fucker into a wall.

>>3168309
>>3168379
>>3168398
>>3168421
>>3168514
>>3168615
ALRIGHT FUCKERS ROLL YOUR WITS [3d20] FOR INITIATIVE

Rolled 5, 16, 15 = 36 (3d20)

>>3168733
ALL RIGHT HERE WE GO MOTHERFUCKS

Rolled 9, 10, 4 = 23 (3d20)

>>3168733
Aight
>>3168750
Nice

>>3168750
NICE ROLL!

You turn quickly, stepping in front of him and bringing your arms up to grapple his head, he ducks under your grasp with lightning speed, sliding under your blind spot and trying to grab you around the stomach, but you somersault over his arm and roll back to your feet on the street behind him.

A TIE! ROLL AGAIN!

Rolled 14, 9, 12 = 35 (3d20)

>>3168760
I demand to see his rolls
Ree

Rolled 13, 2, 3, 2 = 20 (4d20)

>>3168769
OH RIGHT GOOD POINT.

Rolled 12, 17, 2 = 31 (3d20)

>>3168760

>>3168769
>>3168774
YOU BEAT HIM! ROLL DEXTERITY OR STRENGTH FOR GRAPPLE! [4d20]

Rolled 12, 4, 9, 20 = 45 (4d20)

>>3168788
420 ayyyyy

>>3168791
niiiiceee

Rolled 11, 9, 12 = 32 (3d20)

>>3168791

Rolled 8, 10, 2, 19 = 39 (4d20)

>>3168788

>>3168791
>>3168795
You spin and kick at the same time, forcing him to hop back, then you rush him, grabbing around his chest from behind, burying the back of his head between your jugs.

ROLL STRENGTH [4d20] FOR THROWING INTO THE WALL

>>3168799
*5d20, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ADD THE EXTRA SUCCESS FROM GRAPPLING

Rolled 10, 19, 8, 5 = 42 (4d20)

>>3168799

Rolled 19, 11, 17, 17, 7 = 71 (5d20)

>>3168799

>>3168812
Holy fuck
Only one fail

>>3168812

SINCE YOU'RE THROWING HIM AGAINST ROCK, 19 COUNTS AS 20! 4 SUCCESSES

You lean back and spin him around twice before releasing, slamming him back-first into the wall of the alley. His eyes bulge as the air is forced out of his lungs. He looks at you angrily just as you hear running feet in the alley, a pair of men are rushing you, one with a bag and the other with a club.

WHAT'S THE PLAN KARRIGAN?

>>3168831
*5 SUCCESSES

LAST TIME YOU ROLLED THAT HIGH WAS SUCKING JERET'S DICK THIS MORNING.

>>3168831
Point to club guy.
>"That's not a club."
Picks up the mugger we just threw.
>"THIS is a club."

>>3168839
You scoff as you point at the armed one. "That's not a club."
You reach down and grab the first one by his belt and collar.

ROLL STRENGTH OR DEXTERITY [4d20] TO GRAPPLE

Rolled 2, 14, 7, 11 = 34 (4d20)

>>3168874
Here goes...

Rolled 11, 2, 3, 3 = 19 (4d20)

>>3168874

Rolled 4, 18, 14, 13 = 49 (4d20)

>>3168874

Rolled 19, 19, 15 = 53 (3d20)

>>3168894
>>3168899
>>3168901
KIDS ONLY ONE OF YOU SHOULD HAVE ROLLED THAT, BUT BOTH OF YOUR HIGHEST RESULTS WERE 2 SUCCESSES SO IT'S ALL GOOD.

>>3168905
He grabs your wrists and starts trying to pull you down, the others are almost on you!

A TIE! ROLL AGAIN!

Rolled 17, 20, 15, 14 = 66 (4d20)

>>3168907
REEEEE
Blow the rape whistle

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>>3168930

>>3168930
>17, 20, 15, 14 = 66 (4d20)
>Blow the rape whistle
FOR THEM

>>3168930
You heave the dumbfounded assailant off his feet, lifting him overhead like the bar table that one time a serving girl started grinding on Jeret in front of you.
"THIS is a club!" You cry mightily.

>+1 dice on attack rolls
>+1 dice on damage rolls

WHAT NOW FUCKERS?

>>3168959
What do you think? Clubbing, of course!

>>3168970
WOULD YOU LIKE TO ATTACK THEM ONE AT A TIME OR BOTH ON ONE TURN? YOU CAN MAKE 2 ATTACKS IN ONE TURN AT A 1 DIE PENALTY EACH, OR 3 AT A 2 DICE PENALTY AND SO ON IF YOU'D LIKE TO. OTHERWISE WE CAN CONTINUE AS IS.

>>3168959
Knock them out then interrogate them.
I bet frida sent them

>>3168993
One at a time. We'll hit club guy first with an overhead slam, hopefully bag guy gets the message to fuck off.

>>3168970
>>3169004
ROLL 5d20

Rolled 20, 9, 5, 15, 3 = 52 (5d20)

>>3169004

Rolled 8, 10 = 18 (2d20)

>>3169046
You swing the wriggling mass of muscle down hard at the clubman-

Rolled 3, 1, 7, 7, 3 = 21 (5d20)

>>3169039

>>3169051
AND HIT HIM SQUARE IN THE FACE AND CHEST!

ROLL 7d20!

Rolled 16, 8, 19, 17, 3, 5, 20 = 88 (7d20)

>>3169057

Rolled 6, 10, 5, 18, 20, 6, 17 = 82 (7d20)

>>3169057

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>>3169061
His feet go forward and his upper body goes back. He hits the street back first and his club goes spinning off down the street.
He's OUT.
His buddy looks shocked beyond belief, and the guy you're swinging doesn't look happy either.

WHAT NOW?

>>3169074
Ask them what they're up too. If they tell you right now you might let them live.

>>3169074
swing at the other one!

>>3169074
Swift shot to the nuts for the bag guy.

>>3169074
this >>3169077

>>3169077
>>3169080
>>3169082
>>3169116
You shake the one you're holding and glare at the other.
"Now tell me, what are you two up to? What's all this about? Tell me and I might let you live."

ROLL CHARISMA + APPEARANCE BONUS [6D20]

>>3169077
>>3169082
Supporting

Rolled 7, 10, 1, 10, 8, 8 = 44 (6d20)

>>3169180

Rolled 9, 16, 12, 6, 9, 11 = 63 (6d20)

>>3169180

>>3169187
I guess we won't let them live

>>3169187
The bag man draws a knife. Meanwhile, the shirtless one tries to wriggle free, grabbing your hand holding his collar.

ROLL STRENGTH OR DEXTERITY [4D20] TO MAINTAIN YOUR GRAPPLE

Rolled 12, 16, 14, 19 = 61 (4d20)

>>3169201

>>3169204
HOLY SHIT KARRIGAN HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT EVERYTHING?

GRAPPLE MAINTAINED, NOW WHAT?

>>3169209
Push him to the bag man's knife

>>3169209
hammer(human hammer) yime

>>3169213
This

>>3169213
>>3169216
>>3169219
You lower him in front of you like a shield and charge the knife-wielder.

ROLL DEXTERITY + 1 [5d20]

Rolled 9, 5, 12, 5, 5 = 36 (5d20)

>>3169324

Rolled 11, 2, 9, 11, 10 = 43 (5d20)

>>3169324
Last roll of the night for me, wish me luck!

Rolled 3, 13, 1, 6, 5 = 28 (5d20)

>>3169324

Rolled 18, 7, 14, 18, 14 = 71 (5d20)

>>3169324
Bless me with good rolls, dice God

>>3169333
Whoooooooooo

Hot Noodle

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>>3169333
Goddamnit.

>>3169329
GOODNIGHT ANON!

>>3169333
DANG SON

>>3169327
You charge the knife wielder with weapon held high, unfortunately he takes advantage of the obstruction and dodges to one side, attacking with his knife!

ROLL DEXTERITY+1 [5d20] TO PARRY WITH THE DUDE OR DEXTERITY TO DODGE [4d20]

Rolled 1, 1, 14, 3, 15 = 34 (5d20)

>>3169411

Rolled 13, 16 = 29 (2d20)

>>3169416

Rolled 20, 8, 3, 2 = 33 (4d20)

>>3169411

Rolled 13, 4, 18 = 35 (3d20)

>>3169421
He hits-

Rolled 3, 3, 17, 17, 3 = 43 (5d20)

>>3169411
IS OUR RAPE WHISTLE BLOWN YET?
PARRY QUEEN

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>>3169428
[Your resistance to damage is your Stamina-1 against blunt impact attacks or zero against knives and stuff, however your battle jewelry lets you absorb stabbing damage with your regular Stamina calculation, giving you a reduction of 2!]

-metal and bounces off, you sidestep the blade as it whistles past your tits.
That was too close.

WHAT NOW KARRIGAN?

>>3169430
>IS OUR RAPE WHISTLE BLOWN YET?
YA DON'T HAVE ONE. IF YOU WANNA CALL FOR HELP YOU CAN. ALSO THAT REMINDS ME ROLL 4d20 TO MAINTAIN YOUR GRAPPLE.

Rolled 19, 4, 2, 15 = 40 (4d20)

>>3169432
dammit

>>3169431
break the club's neck

Rolled 17, 20, 3 = 40 (3d20)

>>3169436

Rolled 17, 5, 4, 4 = 30 (4d20)

>>3169431
>HELP I'M GETTING MUGGED SLASH RAPED

>>3169436
>>3169437
The boy manages to smack you hard enough in the arm to fall free of your grip, clutching at his throat and coughing.
Damnit, there goes your club.

NOW WHAT?

I LOVE YOU GUYS AND KARRIGAN MORE WITH EVERY ROLL BY THE WAY

>>3169440
>>HELP I'M GETTING MUGGED SLASH RAPED
>Guards arrive
>They assume the dudes yelled that

>>3169444
Barrel through them to reach the street
Throw a piece of our garments at one of them to make our claim more believable and slow them down

>>3169452
eh, why not

>>3169444
Use his bent over body as a springboard to jump into the air to roundhouse kick knife guy in the head.

>>3169448
AWWWWW GOOD ON YOU OP

>>3169455
this actually, fuck them up

>>3169452
>>3169454

You need to get out of this. Granted you've kicked ass so far, but there's two of them, one with a knife and you're unarmed.
You grab your bikini top and pull until it snaps off.
Even the one crawling away stops to stare.
That moment of distraction gives you enough time to toss the piece of cloth at them and run back for the street, screaming "HELP! HELP! RAPE!" at the top of your lungs.
It works, you hear feet behind you as you're pursued, then feet ahead of you as someone yells "I'm coming! Hold on!"
Then you hear something odd behind you.

ROLL PERCEPTION [2d20]

Rolled 12, 5 = 17 (2d20)

>>3169463

Rolled 4, 5 = 9 (2d20)

>>3169463

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>>3169467
One of them just hit the other.
"WOAH watch it!" as you ran you almost collided breast-first with your incoming help, who happens to be-
"Karina!" you greet your little sister.
"Karrigan!" she yells, "Who is it?! Where are they!? Who do I gotta cut?!!"
As you turn around to point out your assailants, you see the knife-man falling flat on his face, unconscious, while the shirtless one covered in bruises tosses his knife on the ground and holds his hands up.
"I surrender." he says seriously.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

>>3169483
>I don't think so. I gave you one chance
Stab em

And that's it for me. I gotta sleep

>>3169483
Interrogate him. Who sent you?

>>3169483
put our clothes back
knock him cold and the one dragging himself too and deliver them to the guards

>>3169490
this too

>>3169483
INTERROGATE THEN KILL

>>3169483
"So why me, young man? What makes you think I'm a woman whom you can simply kidnap?"
>Drag the unconscious knife-man AND the shirtless one (by the hair) out of the alley.

>>3169489
>>3169490
>>3169495
>>3169501
You pick your bikini up and start pulling it back on. "Talk. NOW." you say.
"NOW." Karina adds, waving her knife for good measure.
He swallows. "We work for slavers. They keep my sister as a hostage to force me to help them."
"To help them attack innocent women??" Karina says.
"To help them kidnap beautiful ones." he explains, then looks at you. "We came in with the traders, but the bosses always send spies a few days ahead to figure out what the best targets are. You were on top of that list."
You suppress the chill running up your spine. They came for you. Specifically. How long were you being watched?

WHAT DO YOU DO OR SAY?

>>3169529
SNAP NECK

BTW TO CLARIFY SLAVERY IS LEGAL WHERE KARRIGAN LIVES BUT KIDNAPPING CITIZENS ABSOLUTELY ISN'T.

>>3169456
<3

>>3169529
Well, now. We are in a community of hunters, yes? Howsabout we organise a hunt?

>>3169703
support, go on a manhunt.

>>3169703
>>3169807
FAIR ENOUGH, BUT FOR WHO? AND WHAT WILL YOU DO ABOUT THIS GUY?

ALSO 3 OF YOU ROLL 3d10

Rolled 7, 10, 2 = 19 (3d10)

>>3169833
Kill him

>>3169838
I SHOULD CLARIFY THE ROLL IS FOR THE SIZE OF JERET'S DONG

Rolled 3, 6, 8 = 17 (3d10)

>>3169841
IT'S UGE

Rolled 1, 1, 9 = 11 (3d10)

>>3169833
We hunt for the slavers of course. They sent their minions to kidnap citizens, giving us the right to hunt them down to protect the community. We should inform the local police equivalent of course.

For the guy, we interrogate him until his balls fall off. We want to know who the fuck these slavers are, where they hang out and all that jazz.

>>3169838
>>3169847
IT IS INDEED UGE
>>3169849
JERET HAS APPEARANCE 3 SO HE GETS THE BEST RESULT OF 3 ROLLS OF 3d10 PLUS 3
SOOOOO HE HAS 22CM WITH PROPORTIONATE GIRTH
GOOGLE HOW MUCH 22CM IS IN INCHES. I DARE YA.

>>3169853
Send the guys to prision, he was doing it for his sister, letd find the slaverd and kill them all and free whoever they kidnapped.
Bring sis along

>>3169904
Voting for this

>>3169853
I'm being reminded of that gif of the porno with the lady running from an alien with a shlong swinging down to his his knees.

Also, nice to see we're out of the jealous houswives arc for a while.

>>3169919
WELL I MEAN HE'S NOT *THAT* BIG BUT. ALSO WTF KINDA PORNO GIFS YOU WATCHING M8?

:D

I'M GONNA GO TO BED IN A MINUTE I THINK, ANYONE GOT ANY QUESTIONS BEFORE THAT?

THAT'S ME DONE FOR TONIGHT BOYS, GOODNIGHT!

>>3169948
What nicknames do we have for Jeret’s dong? What do the other wives call it?

>>3169991
>Ninety seconds too late
Damn it...

>>3169904
Support for this
>>3169991
The hammer, the bell clapper, Cervixer

>>3169989
Goodnight op

>>3169991
The impaler

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>>3169991
Goliath

>>3169991
Tree of life and Chiefmaker are popular

>>3170711
Hell yeah, op's back and it's only six

>>3170711
Time to free slave women, annoy side bitches, and master riding our husband's massive boar.

>>3170732
HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

>>3170776
FUCKING THIS. ALSO I'M GONNA BE EXPANDING THE ATTRIBUTE SYSTEM TO INCLUDE SKILLS AND SOME SPECIALTIES. LIKE, YOU CAN TAKE UP TO 3 SKILL POINTS IN ANY SORT OF ROLL [LIKE FOR DEX SOME EXAMPLES WOULD BE ATTACK, DODGE, PARRY, GRAPPLE ETC.] WITH IT TAKING THREE WEEKS OF AT LEAST AN HOUR OF PRACTICE EVERY DAY TO GET EACH POINT, EACH POINT GIVES YOU AN EXTRA DICE, BUT AS FOR SPECIALTIES, YOU CAN ONLY HAVE 3 POINTS PER ATTRIBUTE AND EACH JUST INCREASES THE SIZE OF YOUR CRIT RANGE. SO LIKE IF KARRIGAN TOOK 1 POINT IN "RIDING JERET'S MASSIVE BOAR" AS A SKILL SHE'D GET AN EXTRA DICE TOWARDS IT, BUT IF SHE TOOK A POINT IN "SUCKING JERET'S CONCUBINE STUFFER" SHE'D GET DOUBLE SUCCESSES ON ROLLS OF 19 AS WELL AS 20 WHILE DOING SO.

>>3170009
DON'T FORGET WOMB-FILLER AND BED BAIT.

>>3169534
>>3169703
>>3169807
>>3169838
>>3169849
>>3169904
>>3169907
OKAY SO THE CONSENSUS IS INTERROGATE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS DUDE THEN GET HIM LOCKED UP, ASSEMBLE LOCAL POLICE EQUIVALENT AND HUNT DOWN SLAVERS LIKE RABID DOGS?

>>3171111
That works, although we should ask him her name, then ask the captives if she actually exists, in case he's trying to make himself look better for leniency.

>>3171111
YES

>>3171124
>>3171111
yes!

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BE BACK IN A BIT, UNTIL THEN ENJOY THIS PIC OF LILIAN'S MOM

>>3171270
The hubby better not have banged her

>>3171312
>inb4 Lilian has a baby sister now

>>3171312
UFUFU AND WHY IS THAT KARRIGAN? :D

>>3171317
AS IF SHE NEEDED MORE REASONS TO CALL HIM DADDY :D

IN REGARDS TO THE FIRST POINT THOUGH, REMEMBER WHAT I SAID BEFORE: TO YOUR KNOWLEDGE JERET HAS NEVER CHEATED ON YOU, WHETHER YOU'VE SHARED HIM WITH OTHER WOMEN BESIDES HIS CONCUBINES IN THE PAST IS UP TO YOU PLAYERS TO DECIDE

>>3171312
>>3171384
This is just bullshit I'm making up, but I'm thinking Lilian's mom is allowed to practice polyandry, and she scouted hubby out to be one of her husbands before we picked him up for ourselves. The whole reason why she gets to have multiple husbands, meanwhile, is due to her social status in the Desert Boar Riders. Basically, the more useful your skills in the clan, the more husbands or wives you can get. As an extremely experienced riding boar breeder, she provides the clan with most of their mounts, and has been experimenting with creating larger and smaller breeds for different uses, such as huge, clydesdale like boars for pulling carts and tilling fields, to pigs the size of a moderately sized dog for pets.

>>3171384
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
MORE HARPIES THAT HOG THE DICK
Heck no
THE DICK IS OUUUUURRRSSS

>>3171388
Not only is this all acceptable and accurate to me but seeing as she's only about 8[? Karrigan isn't positive] years older than Jeret it's totally plausible that she used to be one of his main squeezes back when he used to sleep around with literally every curvy woman he could get his hands on, but he called it off when she wanted him to join her harem [Jeret DOESN'T SHARE HIS WOMEN] which would probably be around when he decided to make Karrigan his First Wife. AND it would explain how he came to meet Lilian later! :D She was the daughter of one of his sluts so he didn't pay her much mind at the time, buuut eight years later and DAMN if she didn't grow up to look like her mommy.

>>3171395
I wonder how much of Karrigan's defensiveness over Jeret is based purely on hunger for his dick :D

>>3171535
>Tfw Jeret was (probably) our first but we were his 100th

Suddenly I don't likely Jeret anymore

I didn't think he would be that big a manwhore

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>>3171565
>Before Jeret Karrigan had a VERY dim view of men in general.
>Thought they were a bunch of sex-crazed idiots
>She literally met Jeret when he was banging some of her friends in a tent they shared
>Thought he was the worst example
>Ironic isn't it?
Also
>Maybe 200th

>>3171577
Whores do it for money :D Regardless, remember that Jeret has left that life behind him completely since marrying Karrigan, to the point that she feels safe letting him go hunting with her beautiful, lonely, looking for a husband friend Zani. He sticks to his word like glue, he just happens to have one of the most insatiable libidos in the human race.

>>3171535
Glad you thought it was pretty good. Thanks.

>>3171565
And then we rose to the top of the heap by fighting our way through all of them. And we only needed to kill about a fifth of them!

>>3171577
Well, we can still assume dominance by banging the underwives. After all, as the main wife, we have to ensure they live up to our standards.

>>3171593
Shit, we gotta up our muff diving skills, show these bitches who's boss

>>3171592
DO WE HAVE A [LESBIAN]/[MUFF DIVING] DICE POOL?

ALSO I GTG SLEEP SOON

>>3171593
It WAS pretty great :D

PRETTY MUCH! Jeret just kept asking her what it'd take to get her naked underneath him and Karrigan said basically "Making me your first wife." under the assumption he wouldn't be willing to give up his wenching ways.

Well you might want to ask Jeret for permission, they're his property, but he's given you the key to his harem so it's implicit that you're second only to him in there.

>>3171617
DEXTERITY

OKAY ANY QUESTIONS? I just realized I gotta post the next bit. I'll get on that.

>>3171625
NOPE, I'M GOOD

>>3171625
Ready and waiting.

I'M BACK

I think this is the most posts we've had for a thread

So, uh, is this dead or what?

>>3181270
OP comes and goes, he'll prolly turn up with a new thread in a few days. Or maybe he'll post I don't know

>>3175058
YOU DECEIVED ME

>>3181270
>>3181331
Yeah, he's just an asshat like that.

>>3175233
I think you're right.

>>3181270
OP is not a healthy.

>>3181331
Both [or it will be].

>>3182055
FORGIVE ME?

>>3182195
Guilty :C

>>3192280
NEW THREAD AND UPDATE NAO

>>3192325
Well RIGHT NOW I'm going to bed BUT I will make a new thread when this one is kill AND as payment to Karrigan for not being here I'll let y'all add another d6CMs to Jeret.

>>3192661
Throw in a bonus d6 roll for Karri’s bra size and hips and I’ll forgive you.

>>3192661
Give more kids. Extra fertility for karrigan

>>3192661
>>3192688
This, please.

>>3192688
Roll 3d6, first is for Jeret, second is for Karrigan's bust, third is hips.

>>3192764
>>3193435

How about I let y'all roll a 1d6 for kids next time Jeret gets her pregnant?

Rolled 6, 4, 3 = 13 (3d6)

>>3194113
Best of three, or one roll only?

>>3194167
>>3194113
Jesus Christ, I thought for a minute that we were rolling for extra INCHES...

Would have made a new nickname for his member: Wifesplitter.

>>3192661
How bout Frida dies of natural causes/accident/gets enslaved

>>3194281
lets accuse frida of witchcraft

>>3194281
>>3194298
How about we blame her for the slavers trying to kidnap us?

>>3194167
Sure, roll 3d6 another two times and take the best three results.

>>3194203
>Implying it's not worthy of such a title

>>3194281
>>3194298
>>3194306
Wow :D

Rolled 5, 6, 1 = 12 (3d6)

>>3194543
I'll go for it!

Rolled 3, 4, 2 = 9 (3d6)

>>3194306
Accusing her of being a kidnapper requires solid proof. We can literally accuse anyone of witchcraft however.

>>3194167
>>3194577
>>3194592
>6 for dong
>6 for bust
>3 for hips
>Highest cumulative is 13
>Currently fighting the urge to just add 13 to all three measurements.

>>3194592
True, but this might be a barbarian clan with a shamanistic belief system, so calling her a witch might backfire on us.

>>3194599
>Honey, I need to get my battle jewelry redone at the smithy again. It took one hit from a dagger and it exploded off of my chest! (comes in topless holding shattered armor top)

>>3194646
>*Angry Frida noises*
>*Threatened Lilian noises*

>>3194701
>*Hot-n-Bothered Jeret noises*
>*Smug Karrigan noises*

>>3194726
>Rolling 1d6 for babies a few hours later

>>3194746
>9-10 months later...
Roll 2d6 for bust and hips

>>3194823
>1.5 years later
>roll 2d6 for how much your hips and boobs have shrunk back

>>3194838
>Not assuming Jeret decided to go for another 1d6 kids in that time

>page 10
SOON...