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>Burger Fuq was a family style diner founded by the brothers Ned and Daniel GoodFuq in 1954
>Their tenants?
>Great food
>Fast service
>Prices lower than an old dog's nuts
>In their over half a century of service they served millions of hungry humans, 2 mewmans and 8 billion aliens

KK: "I would like tree Chicken Tendah meals."

>A skeleton covered in spined armor stands in line
>He is reciting the order you gave him in his thick Kenyan accent
>He speaks via a walkie talkie he has rammed into his own chest

KK: "Two extra cheeseh Fugburgahs. A Smile-Platta."
>The cashier interrupts him

C: "Wha'dya want for yourself?"
>Killa Kente' is stunned
>What
>Does he want?

>He stares at the light up menus over his head with searing pits for eyes
>His skeletal fingers play across the list you gave him
>He glares at it

>Wishes he knew how to read

C: "Ice cream?"
KK: "...Yes."
>The Cashier makes him a spiral of soft serve
>Offers it to him

>He stares at it once again
>Astounded
>That even though he is an undead
>He can make these choices
>He was bound to another's will
>YOUR will

>Anonymous
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing

>Now
>He wears a Hell-Collar
>A mystic artifact
>Binding the wearer to it's owner
>Along with the Will of SATAN HIMSELF
>Sort of

cont
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>>3096834
>>3096834

>You messed with this enchantment
>Giving the ownership of the collar
>To Killa Kente himself

KK: "..."
>He reaches for the ice cr-

C: "If you grab the soft serve. I will take the gun out from under my till...and kill myself."
>Killa Lowers his hand

KK: "May I have a spoon?"
C: "Please take the ice cream."


>Meanwhile
>In the back of the store
>Wearing a Burger Fuq takeout bag as a small skirt

>is You
>Anonymous McMoot

A: "I did it..."
>You did do it
A: "I got him."
>You got him
>Your father

J: "LET ME OUT OF HERE. ANONYMOUS. SON. SON FOR THE LOVE OF GOHHAAHAAD!"

A: "I snatched out his soul...and gave his living meat to a baby that died..."
>Anon watches as his dad sinks down
>Into the depths of his soul-sucking wand

A: "I'm really a meat wizard."

-SEATED AROUND YOU ARE SOME ALLIES AND TENUOUS PARTNERS

>Dirt Brother
-A homeless man who's had psychic powers instilled in him by experimentation
-He asked for your help to free the homeless camps from violent gangs


>ROADHOG
-A titanic criminal who conquered all the gangs in the city
-You have the power to return his dead friend to him (In an artificial vessel)
-He is the one who took Dirt Brother's Homeless camps

R: "No offense."
>He says after a long slurp of his soda
R: "Just business."

DB: "That's the whole thing that makes it offensive, man."


>Killa Kente
-Your minion
-Also a free skeleton
-Also a servant of hell
-Kills people for you

KK: "Dey said your card was declined, My King."


>You're in a bit of a mess right now

What do?


-Talk to people
(Straightens out some details and closes old problems. Gets you more info.)

-Address the territory problem between the Gangs and Homeless (You -do- have both their leaders here)

-Why the fuck don't you have any cash money?

Let's rock.

The story so far: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Star%20Vs.%20Quest
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>>3096837
>Address the territory problem between the Gangs and Homeless
Let's get that shit outta the way.
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>>3096837
>-Address the territory problem between the Gangs and Homeless (You -do- have both their leaders here)
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>Why the fuck don't you have any cash money?
This. Where the fuck is our money. Pay the cashier in glocks or something if we have to. He can do the whole "turn in" thing for cash.

>Address the territory problem between the Gangs and Homeless (You -do- have both their leaders here)
Talk to em. Tell Roadhog you can make his partner an artificial vessel, better than your offer before. Try to ease the tensions.

>ROADHOG
Talk to him about Toffee, and he whole "Universe hopping" situation he got himself into. How did he get here? Did he meet Toffee? Where did he appear first?
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>>3096863
support
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>>3096837

>>3096863
Ye, this
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>>3096837
>Raise Junkrat at the castle
>invite hog and DB to negotiate in neutral territory
>call hekapoo, ask her if shes interested in Tahm and then go visit to talk money amd what happened last year

>gear up for taking out ludo

>text Excalibur. "Thats some bitchmode shit. Wack."

MIBBIEs pulled an Iran on us. Froze our assets. Theyre trying to get us to stand down without direct conflict. We need alternate cash flows.
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>>3096837
>He stares at it once again
>Astounded
>That even though he is an undead
>He can make these choices

>Killa Kente
>-Your minion
>-Also a free skeleton
>-Also a servant of hell

I think we need to clarify some things.
Talk to Killa Kente

Both that and discussing things with Roadhog and Dirt Bro are good however.
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>>3096837
Willing to support >>3096863 and
>>3096898. Preferably KK first since it seems more one-on-one personal, before the others.
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>>3096837
Adress the situation. Also scissor some money from the bank.
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>>3096886
>MIBBIEs pulled an Iran on us. Froze our assets. Theyre trying to get us to stand down without direct conflict.
Oh, you may be right on that one.


Mmmh.... We probably had around $3,000 USD on that card.
That's probably all gone now, unless Anon backs down.
Which he won't.
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>>3096923
>We probably had around $3,000 USD on that card.
That's like thirty mewgger coins. We can make that back no sweat. Not that big of a deal.
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Maybe John had some stuff in his adult clothes (while he still fit them) card? Stolen cash? Something worth bartering with?
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>>3096837
>-Address the territory problem between the Gangs and Homeless
>-"What the fuck did you do with my money, John? And where is Ron?"
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A: "Aight."

>You stand in the plastic bucket seat
>Slap your hands on the greasy table as your equally greasy hair plays down your cheeks

A: "Gentlemen. We have a problem."
R: "Sure do."

>Hog motions to your bare chest
>With it's pugnacious single hair next to your right nipple

R: "You're naked."
A: "That. Is not a problem. I care about."

DB: "You stole our SPOT, MAN!"
>Dirt Brother
>Just yelled
>Whoah
>It wasn't even that loud
>He sounded more sad than angry
>His glittering green eyes seem damp
>Like he might cry

R: "We ran off squatters so we could set up."
>Hog slaps his stomach
R: "Man's gotta eat."

DB: "We -need- that creek to keep us safe from the cops. It's the one place they don't go."
R: "I know. That's why I like it."


A: "Hog. What if I put Junkrat in a new body so you could run together again? Would you leave DB's stuff?"

R: "Hell no. You owe me the Rat because I let you get Ace and Killed that Snake."
>fuck
>Right
>He did

DB: "We don't wanna be in that old Bus anymore, man! We need our river! Some place with food nearby. Warmth at night. The cops ain't no good!"

R: "Tell me about it."
DB: "Aw, forget you dude. You're just as bad. You just can't arrest me."
R: "I'll kill you instead."

cont
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>>3097019
>>3097019

>Luna appears on your shoulder

L: "Squabbling. A common practice of the common. Man."
A: "I am so fuckin' pissed."
L: "Whatever for?"
A: "My money. It's gone somewhere and I bet those Mibbie fucks took it."


>You whip out your phone
>Text that old MiB Number

TEXT FROM ANONYMOUS MCMOOT
A: "Fuckign Whore Bitch Ravioli bois gimme my MONE"

???: "This number is not connected to any public in-service line."

>Of course

KK: "Dey say we can still pay in cash provided dat our bills are no larga dan 50s."
>Kente holds up a machete
KK: "Shall I plunda dem?"


A: "Fucking n- NO. No. Just lemme think damnit."
>You pull up your phone
>Get on the B.F. Wifi

>YOUR BANK BALANCE IS ZERO DOLLARS

A: "How."

-Last withdrawl
-Super Mart....

A: "I-"

>oh
>oh Das what happened
>You told the new Secretary to get whatever the house and Wondervon needed
>Like Food
>Like groceries
>Dat shits costs Money

A: "...How much gold do we have."

>You pop your head into your own wand

THE KRAVEN CALL PORTALS YOUR HEAD TO LUNA'S CASTLE

A: "Aye."
>Some skeletons stop what they are up to
>Tending to your biological mom it looks like
>They are rubbing her neck
>She is still comatose
>Along with Tahm Kench
>Who they are struggling to move
>He Bigg
>Also the Demon that wanted to eat your mom

>Grate put him to sleep for you
>RiP Grate

A: "How much money we got left?"
>A skeleton runs off
>Returns with a box

YOU HAVE 10 PIECES OF MEWMAN GOLD

A: "The fucking FUAAHHAHAHAHAAAK!"

>You come back out of the portal
>Walk up the counter

>Put a fucking Gun on it a-

>CLINGALING

>Jackie Walks in

cont
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>>3097030
>>3097030

>She's a little wet
>Sweaty it looks like
>She's got on her helmet
>Her kneepads
>They're scraped
>Jackie Never falls off her board
>She must have been going hard
>She looks flushed
>Has to brush her fingertips along the sides of her brain bucket to keep sweat out of her ears
>Even her pits are soaked

>You swallow to keep from drooling
>Your phone buzzes in Killa Kente's pocket
>Pretty sure it's Sabrina

A: "..."
J: "...Anon?"

R: "...that his piece?"
DB: "That's his ex."

R: "Damn."
>Killa moves to help you

C: "Could somebody just pay me the $25 for this food?"
KK: "..."
>He reaches into your wand
>Rumages about
>Pulls out a fine tea-pot made of genuine silver

KK: "Dis is probableh worth 20 of our orders."
C: "...Cool."

>17 on the dice

L: "That tea pot is worth...One Thousand and five hundred of your Earth Marks."

>You point the gun at the Cashier
>Without looking away from Jackie
>Muscles is holding the Fast Food bag skirt up

A: "Double my fuckin' tenders order."
C: "Ok. Ok. Be cool."
A: "I am."

J: "Anon! Uh..."
>Jackie looks to the table behind you
>At the Kenyan Skeletons hogging the ball pit

J: "What's up? You look..."
A: "Busy."
J: "No. No, you look...typical."
>Somehow that sounded worried for you
>Not disappointed
-YOU HAVE LEARNED THAT WHAT HOG WANTS IS A PRIVATE PLACE TO DO BUSINESS

-YOU HAVE LEARNED THE HOMELESS NEED TO BE LEFT ALONE BY THE COPS

C: "Here's your food."
>The Food is here
What say to Jackie?

-This is better than it looks. I'm helping this dudes out with a problem. (Smooth it over. Keeps things moving. Don't gush)

-So. Sort of Murdered my Dad. (Blunt. Truthful. Don't gush.)

-You look great! I was Just uh...hanging out. (She does look great. She has this pony tail thing and ankle bracelets and her skateboard has been bedazzled. Don't. Gush.)

What do?
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>>3097042
well, if Roadhog abides by our rules he can temporarily stay in THE HOLE, maybe get him hooked up with some scissors.

>-So. Sort of Murdered my Dad. (Blunt. Truthful. Don't gush.)
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>>3097042
You look great! I was Just uh...hanging out. (She does look great. She has this pony tail thing and ankle bracelets and her skateboard has been bedazzled. Don't. Gush.)
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>>3097042
>smooth it over without being a manipulative tool also put the gun down.
" working things out. My dad is dealt with. Party at my place got wild. Thats fixed now, handling the fallout there. Im in deep. You look great. We should catch up soon when my dad isnt trying to literally enslave my soul."

>Get our food.
>rez junkrat

>invite the homeless to live in Woevenmire provided they help out under DBs leadership. Not a slave camp, more like they get to be landowners.

>text hekapoo.
"Tahm Ketch tried to eat my mom and gave out hell collars. Could use your help. They got my biomom. Also baby thing resolved. Wand backlash curse. "
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>>3097042
>>3097052
He can't stay in The Hole.
He's still a Merc that will work for Toffee and try to blow us up for cash, remember?

Just cause we've had some fair deals in the past doesn't mean he isn't still looking out for his own best interest and Junkrat's.
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>>3097042
>-This is better than it looks. I'm helping this dudes out with a problem.
>-Hey Hog, there's this whole town in Australia I just cleared out...
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>>3097062
Oh yeah, let him have fun in our aussieland. Its not irradiated but its full of mad cunts
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>>3097042
>-So. Sort of Murdered my Dad. (Blunt. Truthful. Don't gush.)
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>>3097062
support
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>>3097042
>This is better than it looks. I'm helping this dudes out with a problem. (Smooth it over. Keeps things moving. Don't gush)
>You look great! I was Just uh...hanging out. (She does look great. She has this pony tail thing and ankle bracelets and her skateboard has been bedazzled. Don't. Gush.)

Give her something to ease concern. Compliment her. Seems like a fairly simple 1-2 punch, yeah?
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I'd kill for Jackie's internal narration here.
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>>3097042
-You look great! I was Just uh...hanging out. (She does look great. She has this pony tail thing and ankle bracelets and her skateboard has been bedazzled. Don't. Gush.)

-This is better than it looks. I'm helping this dudes out with a problem. (Smooth it over. Keeps things moving. Don't gush)
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>>3097042
>>3097075
Also, supporting NO for invitation to THE HOLE... Roadhog and JR want a place away from the cops where they can operate? What kind of operations they looking for? We cleared out portions of Australia... also Africa. What does he actually need to "operate"?
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>>3097042
Literally >>3097062
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>>3097042
>What say to Jackie?
Blunt. Truthful.

>Dirt Brother
Since we already owe Hog, let's just promise to help DB find a new place. And if we can't FIND one we'll make one.

>Your phone buzzes in Killa Kente's pocket
>Pretty sure it's Sabrina
ANSWER THE PHONE!
SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE KIDS AND IT COULD BE IMPORTANT.
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>>3097042
>>3097097
Changing my help Dirt Brother plan, to Send Hog and Rat to Australia where they belong.
Keep everything else.
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>>3097097
Answer the dam phone
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>>3097042
>>3097075
>>3097082
Shit... toss another vote of support onto the pile. >>3097097
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>>3097042
>Tell Jackie she look good, but be honest about our activities
>Tell Hog about Australia
>Answer the call from Sabrina
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- So. Sort of murdered my dad
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>>3097062
I feel like the Aussies would be kind of opposed to us dropping off a bunch of criminals into their town, but we do need Hog out of our hair for a bit, so whatever, supporting.
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>>3097146
We dumped the wolves there, why would they care if a dude showed up and started killing em.
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>>3097146
>dropping off a bunch of criminals into their town
how would they tell the difference?
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>>3097155
We killed all the werewolves on our last visit, didn't we? Left the place something of a mess as well. They probably wouldn't be super thrilled to have us drop a bunch of violent criminals off there as well.
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>>3097170
I'm sure they wont, but lets be honest. Australia has always been a penal colony. No harm no foul.
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I also support 3097059, we should send the homless to woevnmire, it's time to get some living citiziens for our kingdom
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Please ask people before you attempt to make them into serfs on an alien planet filled with dangerous animals, monsters and people on a land that is most certainly gonna be claimed by a kingdom allied with one of the most powerful rulers in this Reality and who we're trying to earn the respect of.

You fucking wannabe dictator.
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>Curious tie

>Between blunt/Honest
and...
>Smooth


A: "I'm...naked cause I died."
J: "You what?"
A: "ONLY A LITTLE! Yeesh. I can-...I can handle that now."
>You put down the gun
>A kid nearby grabs it
>Killa Kente is now fighting that kid

>You hold out your hand
>The wand
>FLIPS UP INTO YOUR FINGERS

J: "Whoah."
A: "I can be reborn...after some time. I was a baby."
J: "What'd you do as a baby?"
A: "I uh..."

>You think for a second
>Your chest hurts
>Jackie can tell you're in it again
>A dark place
>You know she can tell

>Jackie gets a 2 to resist nurturing

>She pulls your face up
J: "Hey."
>She's holding your eyes to hers
J: "Talk to me."

>You grin
A: "It ain't that bad."
>You blow some hair out of your eyes
A: "I helped out a buddy of mine."

>You nod to Dirth Brother
A: "I'm settling a debt."
>Road Hog nods

cont
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>>3097221
>>3097221

A: "Aye. How about Australia?"
R: "No."
A: "No? Ain't that where your bacon ass is from?"
R: "I ain't goin back to the wastes."

DB: "Australia ain't a waste."
A: "I mean. Skyrim costs like $85 dollars there and shit but..."
R: "What's a Skyrim?"

>He's never played Skyrim
>God you wish that were you

A: "Look. Aussie land has some colorful motherfucks in it but that place clean. Real clean. They're socialist but like..."
>Hog is up
>He picks
>You Up

J: "Hey! Watch the mits, pal!"
A: "Jackie. It's cool."
>Anon
>When did -you- become the mellowing force in the room?
>You're in a shredded fast food bag

>Hog's eyes are visible to you
>They're grey
>Still
>Serious

R: "...nothin's happened?"
A: "No."
R: "No nukes?"
A: "Nope. That's Japan."
R: "No mass death?"
A: "Still Japan."
R: "Robots?"
A: "Facebook A~nd still groriorous Nippon."

R: "...there's a chance then. For me."
A: "For both of ya."
R: "...Fine."


L: "Brilliant play."


A SMALL QUESTION.

>Do you secretly keep Junkrat as an Undead BOUND TO YOUR WILL

or

>Do you put his soul in the vessel and make him a Revenant (An undead with their own WILL)

Cost is the same.

-1 body
-Metal to raise 1 medium Undead

cont
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>>3097227
>>Do you secretly keep Junkrat as an Undead BOUND TO YOUR WILL
.... An ace in the hole. Good business, but still looking out for our own best interest. Should Hog ever cross us.
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>>3097227

>A Revenant
We play fair. We can ask him about Toffee when his dead ass gets up or before
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>>3097227
>>3097227

>Hog prepares to ship off
>As you stand next to Jackie

A: "So. Dirt Bro."
DB: "Yeh?"
A: "Wanna be homeless in a fuckin' Wizard Mountain? I'mma be the king there."
DB: "Nah. We can't do that."
A: "Why not?"

DB: "Cause of all the fuckin' sick Aliens we gotta take care of that keep dropping like flies, man. All the most Psychic ones like the Trench Coats and E.T.s went first. Then even some of the more psychic humans went. Fuckin' Bart woke up from his coma. Cause of some darkness that's moving toward the planet that's siphoning his excess energy and brought him back."

>Dirt Brother sips his Soda

DB: "Prolly brought back Sabrina's Mom too."
>How the fuck does he know all of that also what the FU-


A: "Roadie."
R: "Don't call me that."
A: "Where's the Monsters the MiB were shipping to?"
R: "Dunno."
A: "FOCK."
R: "I know where you can find out tho..."

A: "Go on."
R: "Their base. Kennedy. It's a bunker with all sorts of computers and agents and locked up Monsters. They keep em in there as Collateral...although."

>He huffs

R: "I heard one of em say they can't go back to the old drop point. Said the Monsters in that fairy ass Mewni place are too dug in..."

A: "Where."

R: "The Forest of Certain Death. Says their Leader's under it somewhere."

>At
>Fucking
>LAST

A: "YES! YES WE CAN FIND HIM! I CAN MARCH ON EM. GRIND HIS LITTLE BIRD NUTS INTO CHEESE WHI-"

>Jackie's about to leave

cont
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>>3097252
>>3097252

J: "Looks like you're doing o-"
>You shake your wand
>Show it to her

John: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

A: "That's my dad in there."
J: "..."
A: "He sent the Snake that killed Moob and Blake. Hurt my mom again..."

>You look Jackie in the face
A: "So I put his soul in a jar so he can't hurt anyone else."
J: "What about his body? Did y-"
A: "No. I didn't murder his dumbass just..."
>You look at the wand
A: "Relocated him. I used the bod for this...kid. I saw her die when I was off killin' this Sandworm thing. So I figure..."

>You shrug
A: "Better somebody else got a chance to live. I gave his body a new soul host and inverted my own fuckin' dad's baby dick into a baby vagina."

>You hold up Muscles and your hands

A: "With my hands."
>Jackie Blushes
A: "With these."
>She blushes harder
A: "Hands."

>You were honest
>Straight up
>You also didn't gush or-
>You didn't try to make it all about Jackie
>Balance

>Jackie hands you your wand
J: "Anon."
A: "Yeah?"

J: "Your bag fell off."
A: "Aw- Shit, Sorry."

>Sorry
>Hey!
>That came out easy

>Jackie turns over her shoulder as you hike the bag back up
>Man

A: "I gotta start carryin' a backpack or some shit haha."
J: "I'm gonna be at Brittany's party this weekend."

A: "..."
J: "You should come. Make some chill time."
A: "...Might wreck the bitch."
J: "Haha. Brittany might look better after a wreck or two."
>You snrk
A: "Was that Sarcasm?"
J: "Me?"

>She puts on her helmet
J: "Sarcastic?"
>Kicks up her board

J: "Never."

>She's gone
>Except for the smile backward
>The wave

J: "Kinna mad at you for giving me two cup sizes!"
A: "You uh...you too."

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>>3097227
>>Do you put his soul in the vessel and make him a Revenant (An undead with their own WILL)
Keep your end of the bargain.

Let no one say Anonymous takes lightly the promises he makes, or that he'd go back on a deal he's made... if he can help it.
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>>3097265

DB: "Man. What a cool ch-"

>BANG!
>The Gun Kente was fighting for went off
>It has put a hole in somebody's beverage

>Dirt Brother's
>It has also put a hole in Some BODY
>Dirt Brother

DB: "Aw-..."
>He's bleeding
DB: "Aw, man."
>He slumps forward onto the table
>His Smile Platter gets soggy

DB: "Not cool."


>The Door to the place flies open

???: "AAALALALALALALALALALALALALLAA!"

>A woman with purple hair and shredded clothes just burst in
>She is maiming the cash register guy

C: "WHY! GOD WHY!? I WANTED IT TO BE QUICK!"
???: "Die! Die monster!"
C: "NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS, GOD!"


>Dirt Bro is injured
>There is a brawl going on behind the counter
>Jackie wants to hang out again

A: "yessss. YESSSSSSSS."


>You answer your phone
A: "Whadup?"

Su: "Anown!"
>It's Susan
Su: "Anown I'm A FUCKIN' WEMON. I'M SOWWY, ANON!"

A: "Deh fuck?"
>Susan is crying again

Su: "Chanteww Weft!"
A: "Already?"
Su: "She twied to make use Pwotection and I said I don't twust it and she WEFT! WHAT IS AN OWAL DAMN!? WHAT IS IT!? WHY WOULD YOU DAM YOWSEWF TO EAT MUSSY!?"

>Mussy
A: "Did you just fucking call i-"
C: "SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME."


-What do about JunkRat's freedom
-What do about Dirt Brother
-What do about the Cashier Guy
-What do you say to Susan?


ALSO

>Today is Wednesday Night
>Tomorrow Jackie is going on a date (You totally don't want to spy or anything naaaahhhh it's FINE she might be with somebody else at the party no it's totally FIIINE)


>The Party at Britt's is Friday

>The day after that
>Is a Royal Party
>Moon's Ball
>You need to crash it in style

-You have no cool clothes
-You have no cool ride (Unless you get some extra cash/bodies asap)
-You haven't found Ludo yet (Your sources are Hog, the MiB and Tahm Kench. Who is definitely connected to Toffee more than Ludo or the government)


The game continues.

What do?
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>>3097227
>Put his soul in the vessel and make him a Revenant

Fair is fair
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>>3097270
>Junkrat

Make him a Revenant with free will. We'll honour the deal.

>Dirt Brother

Give him some heals from our new, gloriously large again health pool.

>Cashier Guy

Have KK pull the danger hair off of him, I guess. We can ask with the situation is with that after we fix up Dirt Bro.

>Susan

I've got no idea how the fuck to deal with this, I'll let someone else come up with an answer to that one.
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>>3097270
>sleep woman
>bfb Dirtbros new soul hole
>cashier guy will be okay
>tell susan next time let chantelle lead. Protection is just earth tech to prevent sex diseases.

>take kench to Hekapoos. We should visit her and get her up to speed.
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>>3097270
>You have no cool ride (Unless you get some extra cash/bodies asap)

Hey, the fuck happened to the skelebike? Is it still not done yet?

>Cool clothes

I got nothing. Rob some fancy clothing store?
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Make him a revenant. Pros: Hog will live happily in not nuked Australia hunting werewolfs for a living, and Toffee won't have an obious argument to turn him against us (again)
Con: we loose the chance to get an agent that may or may not see the lizard
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>>3097270
>Junkrat
>Free Will Revenant

>DB
>BfB him

>Cashier
>Let him die, then steal his soul to run the mines

>Lady
>Read her mind

>Susan
>We're gonna teach you how to internet
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>>3097270
>The Party at Britt's is Friday
>The day after that
>Is a Royal Party
>Moon's Ball
>You need to crash it in style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8QRExBfQhs
H: "Look. The Party is at the end of the Week. Friday night. You gotta impress."
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>>3097270
>>3097290
>Heal Dirt Brother with our blood
>As for Cashier Guy, what >>3097302 said
>Teach Susan how to internet
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>>3097270
>>3097326
Changing Susan Vote to
>Ask Angie to give Susan "the talk".
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>>3097270
>What do about JunkRat's freedom
Give it to him, we don't have any real use for him anyway. Make him a Revenant.

>What do about Dirt Brother
I guess we gotta help him out then. Put that on the todo list.

>What do about the Cashier Guy
What about him?

>What do you say to Susan?
Tell her to come to us, so she can help with the Dirt Brother thing. Hopefully that will help take her mind off things until we can have a little chat with her.
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>>3097270

>-What do about JunkRat's freedom

Make him a revenant with his own will, best honor the bargin.

>-What do about Dirt Brother

Well patch him back up with BfB

>-What do about the Cashier Guy

Supporting>>3097302

>-What do you say to Susan?

Well Susan, it's time you learn about the world of STDs and how to avoid them since you're not a corpse anymore
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>>3097270
Supporting >>3097302 and...

>Susan
Come to help with Dirt Bro stuff. Get her mind off stuff, just like the Australia deal... maybe get a chance to talk over other stuff, or recommend a chat with a trusted confidant who would know more about that shit (like Angie... heck, maybe even Elizabeth??)
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Proposal on the bike: Let's have it be a group project between Anon, Wondie and Olson. A great synergy of magic and technology into a mount fit for a king
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>>3097302
support
>>3097371
also support

clothes:

1) get money (either from a mission or from sellling our misc and sundries)

2) buy a suit from mewni possibly

suit other route: create it from monster materials in mewni? like in monster hunter
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>DB: "Cause of all the fuckin' sick Aliens we gotta take care of that keep dropping like flies, man. All the most Psychic ones like the Trench Coats and E.T.s went first. Then even some of the more psychic humans went. Fuckin' Bart woke up from his coma. Cause of some darkness that's moving toward the planet that's siphoning his excess energy and brought him back."
>Dirt Brother sips his Soda
>DB: "Prolly brought back Sabrina's Mom too."
>How the fuck does he know all of that also what the FU-

Is there a money angle from helping out DB we can use as well? Like Spiderman:Homecoming style a la selling Alien Tech?
Also, What Was This About Sabs mom?! I thought her Grandma was the one that seemed off...
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>>3097270
>What do about JunkRat's freedom
Stick to your deal. Keep yer promises, you mutt.

>What do about Dirt Brother
Ask him if it's ok if we can heal him using BFB.
Dunno how that would go.

>The Party at Britt's is Friday
Get ready for that since Chantelle suggested she resents us fur "stealing Sabrina" or whatever.

>-What do about the Cashier Guy
Uh... KK,, deal with it! What is going on?

>-What do you say to Susan?
I don't know.... what do we say to that?
Fuck Susan. I think you'd have a better chance of getting laid if we just brought back that old Monster GF you had.

Tomorrow Jackie is going on a date (You totally don't want to spy or anything naaaahhhh it's FINE she might be with somebody else at the party no it's totally FIIINE)
eeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA

>The Party at Britt's is Friday
Watch out for that.
Chantelle said she was kinda mad we "stole sabrina" or whatever.

>The day after that
>Is a Royal Party
>Moon's Ball
>You need to crash it in style
Fuck man, we gotta get ready.
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>>3097270
ALSO!

Fuck.
I already told you, but that Darksness shit is ominous as fuck, it seems it's gonnna fuck every psion in the world soon enough . That includes us.

Fucking deal with that. Ask Dirt Bro about it.

Also! See how Killa Kente is doing after that whole thing with he collar.
What's going on with him.
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Tell Luna to craft you some clothes
Casual: Lobo's outfit
Formal: that black suit with "fuck you" written all over it
Note: How can I add an image to a post?
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>>3097270
>Tell Susan to think about all the other tongues that explored Chantelles woman cave.
>Have angie give her the sex talk

>Also, offer to have Junkrat upgraded into a more human like revenent by wondervon.
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>>3097371
This is good yeah. Lets take a crack at it as well.
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>>3097467
Can we have something original for once?

Also, 4Chan has a FaQ
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>>3097776

Well? You got an idea or a few?
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A Clarification

>>3097317
>>3097317
Overuled. Due to an ironing out and a need for proper time keeping in the quest. Time had to take a little nudge.

We have a concrete method now.

The date is currently Wednesday, October 10th.

>Halloween
>is coming

L: "Don't you dare you aquamarine imbeci-."

>Somebody's BIRTHDAAYYYYYYY
>Ow
>My brain
>How is i-
>AH
>WHY IS IT MOVING!?

>Regardless


https://youtu.be/Ba7IDOMHo9g

A: "Quit bein' a hoosy."
DB: "A what?"
A: "A human pussy I-"
DB: "That's just a snatch kid AH! My Fffffff-"
A: "C'mere. I got ya."

ANONYMOUS HEALS DIRT BROTHER TO FULL HEALTH

>Anon
>Are you...a good person?
>Man
>Seems to always come up
>You want to care for others
>You want others to care about you but most of all
>You seem to want trustworthy people
>Who value you
>Or push you
>You even hang out with a guy who shot at you once
>Cause he's smarter than you
>Now you trust him with your stuff
>Just like you trust your skelemens

A: "Killa."
>He is already loosening his joints
KK: "Yes."
A: "Feel up for a fight?"
KK: "Always."
>He knocks out the small child and secures his handgun
>He loosens the Hell Collar
>You pause him

A: "I don't trust that thing for a second."
KK: "Do you trust meh?"
A: "Every second."
KK: "Den start counting."

>Like you trust other's competence
>Or like you trust Jackie with your emotions
>Trust
>Man, where did that even come from
>Because I'm noticing something
>You don't just want to trust
>You're making an effort

>To be worth trusting.

cont
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>>3097786
Well, that's the thing. One can't give anything as reference since you'd already be taking things that Anon has seen somewhere else.

I think a good, original idea would be for Anon to consult Luna. Perhaps she has an idea of what would fit at such a balls. She must've seen plenty in her youth and during her reign.
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>>3097792
>>3097792

A: "As promised."

>You say to Hog
>As Killa Kente grabs the purple stranger

KK: "Leave dat man aye-lone. He is not a monsta. He is a Serf."
???: "...What is your rank, soldier?"
KK: "General."
???: "I'm a Commander."
KK: "Not in -my- army."
???: "Enough talk. BEAR THE STEEL OF YOUR SOUL."

>Kente points an AK at her
???: "...nice."

>Their battle holds up the drive through line for hours


>You keep your end of the deal

>After a quick run to the castle
>THANKS TO THE KRAVEN CALL

J: "OuuaahhhhhhaahHHHh OI!"

>Junkrat lurches from his stupor after a switft blend of bits and bops
>He has several landmines incorporated into his chest
>His own bombs have been re-tooled into his body

>In a lil factory

W: "A...Kombustion engine."
JR "Yew..."
W: "Zeemed fitting."
JR: "Yeh, Too Roight."

FRANKENRAT IS BORN

JR: "AAHAHAHA! Wait."
>He looks at you
>A hamster in his brain burns out it's cardio
>Losing all gains on the wheel

JR: "Who're yew?"

>You
>Are busy

A: "HANG ON!"
JR: "Oi! Yeh can't LEAVE Us in this spooky plaoi-"

>Hog
>Hugs

JR: "AMMRFM!? WHAT'YA DOEW-"
R: "Shutup."
>He hugs tighter
>Sees Wondervon's glasses shine from the darkness

cont
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>>3097467
Make us proud anon. Add fresh content to our nearly 2 year ?? long shit-post
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>>3097796

R: "What'dyou lookin' at?"
W: "Oh, Nozing just...progress. Olson! Zeh calibration torque wrench."
OL: "Here it is!"

>When Olson's giant hand passes the teeny tool to Wondervon
>Roadhog and Junkie both freeze
>As Junkrat sprays some oil/blood from his new neck hole for gas input
>He slides down Roadhog's hairless stomach the width of two fridges

JR: "Wot... -is- that?"
W: "My son."

>One of Junkrat's eyes detattaches and swings against Hog's stomach

R: "Disgustin."


>MEANWHILE
>Down the hall in Susan's room

>WHAM!

A: "Susan, Holy fuck!"
>She's not there

A: "..."
>You run out
>Down some other halls
>Outside
>To the garden

>WHAM!
A: "SUSAN HOLY FU-"
>It's Sabrina
>She is currently tied up by Entropy
>He is forcing her to have a tea party
>As he runs people over with Olson's toy train

En: "Hallo, Anonymoush!"
A: "Stop."
En: "Stop wot, Lad?"
A: "Being evil."
En: "Why?"

>You yank his shitty little horn
En: "AH! Are yeh DAFT YEH CANNAE JUS-"

A: "I see you bully Sabrina again and I will pull your little asshole inside out and use it to store change."

>Sabrina
>Waters the garden
>Not with pee, you weirdos
>Hoosy Juice.

Sa: "A-Anon I-"
A: "Where's Susan."
Sa: "Oh! She's in the kitchen! She wasn't feeling so good so she went to make a sa-"

>You run
Sa: "Wait! Untie me!"
A: "God helps those who help themselves."
Sa: "ANONYMOUUUuuu~s"

cont
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>>3097797
>>3097797

>WHAM!
A: "SUSAN!"
>It's Susan
>Slumped over a table
>Surrounded by empty ice creams

Su: "Howee...fuq."
>She sniffs
Su: "Why awe yew naked again?"
A: "Suze."
>You sit down next to her
>Oh god
>The ice cream
>It leaks through the bag

>Which wakes you up
>To the fact you know -about- what she's going through...

A: "Fuck. I can't help you."
>Susan
>Weeps
>She hugs you to her body
>Her chest is warm
>Her sobs shake her entire skeleton
>Her hands
>Wow
>She really is strong

A: "Hey."
Su: "yeah?"
A: "Ya wanna go vandalize somethin?"
Su: "No..."
A: "Ya wanna go and work on killing our enem-"
Su: "I WANNA GIWFWEN, ANON!"
A: "Well, DUH so does EVERYBODY."

Su: "I just want somebody I can DWOWN INSIDE OF."
A: "Whoh."
Su: "I want THIGHS FOR EAWMUFFS."
A: "Bruh."

Su: "I WANNA BE BUWIED IN THE SAWT WATEWS OF THE SEAPEW STEEPEW!"
A: "Wait. Are mermaids gay?"
Su: "Mewni had a gay queen that mawwied a seaple pewson it's why Giws can be gay but boys can't."

A: "...I wanna help."
Su: "I know."
A: "I can't."
Su: "Yeah...you weawwy can't."
A: "So I think you need to talk about relationships. With the most responsible person I know."

>You hop into a portal
>Scissor yourself and Susan
>To the Diaz's

A: "Now. You wanna talk to Angie."
Su: "I do?"
A: "Yes. She went to France. There's a %99 chance she did stuff to other bagooters there."
Su: "Weawwy?"
A: "Absolutely. Now go. Be brave. I'll hit you up in a little bit."

cont
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>Susan Knocks
>You start to climb into your wand

>The Door opens

An: "Oh! Susan? Anon's big little friend!"
Su: "hewwo..."
An: "What brings you by?"
Su: "Uhm...muh..."
>Poor Susan
>She is so strong
>So fearsome
>Trust however
>It doesn't come easy
>Not for her

>She looks to you
>You give her your human thumbsup
>Muscles makes the eating out sign
>You slap him down
>He steals your bag and throws it in the sewer

A: "HEY!"

>You fight
>As Susan

>Fails her roll to trust

Su: "I was just...awound an-...Angie. Do you wike Giwls?"
>oh
An: "Oh...oh. Honey. I- I'm a married woman."

>Susan
>Strong
>Susan
>Sad

Su: "OH! Oh das not what I-..."
>She loses
>This time
Su: "Nevewmind."

>She drags her sword behind her
>Stabs the Diaz's car 4 times
>Then slinks home with you into the wand
>She goes upstairs
>Crawls into bed
>She Sleep

Su: "Stupid...stupid. Stupid."

cont
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>>3097806
>>3097806

A: "Fuck."

>MEANWHILE
>You return Roadie to his goons
>They pack up at his command as you herd them into a portal to Australia

A: "Roadie."
R: "Don't call me that."
JR: "Only -I- get to call him that!"
R: "No. You don't."

A: "Look."
>Your outfit is not new
>You are naked

JR: "Oi don't really wanna look."

A: "Where's. Toffee?"


SESSION PAUSE!

WE CONTINUE TOMORROW!
7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!


-It's time to live your life a little

-You need new clothes
WHICH I SUGGEST YOU VOTE FOR NOW!

>Present your favorite options and designs
>Even doodle them if you can

I'll pick out the top two!

>>3097467
>>3097467
Think about...

>A casual outfit
and

>A royal one

Why you can get fancy!


-You'll need wheels

>You can work on the bike with Wondy and add to it's features
>You can pull a heist for money and goods


-You're flat broke on human money
>You need taxes
>Or a business
>Fuckign SOMETHING!

What sort of places could anon stir up some cash?


Special thanks to the Patron pals for keeping our mess blessed.

Especially Acid, Ark and Superkeaton.

>Work on the Animation is already underway
>Soon, with enough Patron support even MORE experimental shit can get shared with you pals

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620


Join us on the discord for off-hours fun and the twitter for thread times/bonus memes
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https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest

and Stay blesst
Love,
Quest.
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>>3097812
>>3097812

Oh.

By the by.

Killa Kente got a 14 on his battle roll.

Mina Loveberry got a natural fucking 20 with her permanent superiority on melee combat.


MB: "LELELELELELELELELELELELELELEL!"
>She wears Kente's AK as a hair decoration
>She is hitting him in the face with French Fries

MB: "DIE! DIE! Monster scum!"
KK: "Ow. Ow..."
MB: "Man. This is the best vacation! My doctor was right! I needed this! EELELELELELLELELELLELELELELE!"

>The Buger Fuq has been nearly demolished

>You now only have 22 Elite Skeletons
>Killa Kente lives

MB: "But know your HONOR is MINE Bonehead!"

Bles.
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>>3097801
>Su: "I WANNA GIWFWEN, ANON!"
>Su: "I just want somebody I can DWOWN INSIDE OF."
>Su: "I want THIGHS FOR EAWMUFFS."
Su: "I WANNA BE BUWIED IN THE SAWT WATEWS OF THE SEAPEW STEEPEW!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY2iuJWgf28
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>>3097820
Luna, take some HP to invert her Anus
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>>3097812
>A royal one
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>>3097812
>>3097911
EDIT:
Except like, you know, with some of the non-Anon colors being all Luna colors
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>>3097812
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>>3097812
>>3097926
>a casual outfit

>You can work on the bike with WOndy and add to its features
Sounds about right

>You're flat broke on human money
Fuck it. Let's do some Ed-Edd-N-Eddy-ass scheme shit to score some sick moolah.
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>>3097798
>"SUSAN HOLY FU-!"
Requesting anon edit of this.
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>>3097812

>A royal one

We need something of a mix between this here and a more arachnid version of the Berserker armor. A crown of gold and black energy radiating a shadeless pink light-radiation.

The cape of it sewen by Luna with runes of her magic along every stitching. Maybe even add some spider-leg limbs at the back like Iron Spider.
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>>3097812
>Casual
Alright, so... we are a living breathing meme. the personification of "Anonymous". It seems criminal to NOT have this listed at least within the running as an option, particularly given are pure business-minded focus ever since Jackie dumped anon...
https://s22592.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/anon-source-green-face-770x400.jpg
could keep it as is, or give it some flair as anon's own by adding in those gold/purple motifs to the tie/hat/accessories?

>Royal
fuuuuck... I don't fucking know. When I think 'Undead/Necrotic King', the first thought that comes to mind is basically Arthas...
https://d1u5p3l4wpay3k.cloudfront.net/wowpedia/e/e3/Lich_King-DK.jpeg
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>>3097911
i edit it some
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This for casual outfit
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Formal outfit
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Or something like this
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>>3098437
Formal/War
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if we go for Lobo's aesthetic, the skelecycle should look like this
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>>3098437
Throwing this in for casual but have bullet proof plates and stab proofing sewn into an undersuit. It'll make us a bit more bulky but the amount of times we get hit chilling is too many not to.


>Formal
Have Luna teach us some sort of Royal Glamour or Aura spell, then wear that in Gigaform as our Formal outfit. Something Regal yet Alien. Gotta have hat glowing Crown Halo though. We are [The King]
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>>3098292
Yeah, this is good
>>
Should we wear our warform to the party?, it could be interpretated as an hostile act against mewmans.
On the other hand, creating a warform that combines charisma, psionics and mind control will be fucking awesome
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>>3098979
Luna should have some spell for Royal Court airs. giga form that for maximum fun.
>>
Another idea: we can use the "persuasion" of this form subtlety or do it at full power, shattering minds, controling one enemy permanently (if it fails a will/int save) or multiple targets temporaly, extracting knoledge from others... the posibilities are endless
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>>3099019
Is that the direction we really want to go? We aren't Luna, we are Anon. Nothing is refuse and everything has a purpose. We are trying to build up and fix the universe, not dominate it.

I agree, we should have a commanding and powerful aura but going full grimdark warlord is not what we are. We don't make slaves of the living or the dead unless they fucking deserve it and even then its a transformative change for the better.
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>>3099113
^^^ this ^^^
...And momma still loves us for it...
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>>3097812
I like this for casual >>3098437

As for formal, let's ask Luna about what people from her world used to wear.
Gotta represent our roots
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Im not saying we should create an army of mindslaves, im saying we need a way to deal with near immortal assholes like Tofee or Loozar.
If we try to change War planet's hierarchy we'll end up destroying it or dealing with a bunch of rebelions and pretenders to the throne.
Trying to fleshcraft Toffe into an endless blood bag for healing and getting sweet immortal DNA will be a lot easier if he is charmed or Brain dead, because we shouldn't forget he is an immortal mastermind, patient enough to wait hundreds of years for a chance to escape.
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>>3099311
what does that have to do with our Formal wear?
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You know, the usual: we started talking about an outfit and ended up discussing the best way to harvest our enemies.
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>>3097812
>>3097911
An update to my Royal Outfit idea.
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>>3099785
I think the tie should be gold. Aside from that I approve. The Pink/Gold ratio should be 1/2 out of 3.
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>>3099785
NO CAPES
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>>3099805
>groooaaaan

>>3099815
CAPES.
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>>3099818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M68ndaZSKa8
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>>3097820
>>3097911
>>3097926
>>3098292
>>3098388
>>3098799
>>3099818
I'm going to fucking puke.

Just let Luna dress you. Anon has zero fasion sense, while Luna and will know what Mewman nobles like, as she will have been in several balls and seen plenty a share of proper clothes.

If you want to pick Anything pick more or less the overall style of your clothes.
Anon's main colors are

>Black
>Gold
with shades of pink, but those are Luna's own streaks, not his own.
Silver can be used for something, but I'd leave most decision making of your attire, lest you look like a Tailorshop's monster from a Goosebumps episode.
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>>3099867
No offense to Mom, but I think we can choose rather fine ourselves, thank you. Furthermore, to succumb to fashion standards is to be contrarian to what we really are. So fuck that noise, we goin' Business Maximum Synergy Limit Break Overformal.

Also,
>Calling our choices puke-worthy
Fuck you. At least we're trying to get creative here, rather than "lul random grab bag option".
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>>3099878
>We
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>>3099879
Even the supposed edgefags are getting creative with their choices, going either memey like Lobo or shit like kickass demon looks.
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>>3099888
Your creativity is bad and I hate it.
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SESSION
START!

R: "A phone booth."

A: "...Hyuckin; what'd you say Pig Nigga?"

JR: "Nawhr es true! When e' came up tah us he was roidin' around in a phone booth. Looked British. Koind they yewse fer ringin' up the bois in blue."

>A police box
>For making phone c-

A: "...Did Toffee kill Dr. Who!?"
R: "Maybe."
JR: "No whay. Eet was probably that otha guy with heem. The Uncle."
R: "He was his Grandpa."
JR: "Was he both?"

>Sonnova
>Fuck

A: "I'll figure that out later. See ya, lads."

>Later on

A: "ALRIGHT, MEN!"
>You slam down your fist
>Onto a cheap coffee table some of the Skeletons brought into the throne room

A: "...also, Sabrina. Mom. Ex-Mom."

>Emily is still here

Em: "Muh..."
>She has either been asleep or close to it since you got her here nice and safe

>The Collar hasn't come off
>Won't
>So Emily has been nappin'

A: "Have. Problems!"

>Sabrina raises her hand in the back
>She is covering her eyes with her shoulder
>She is still partially tied up
A: "Yes, Sabrina."
Sa: "Why are you still naked?"

A: "...Fuck."

https://youtu.be/GTrs4QNzGPc


A: "Ok so. I have a hundred outfits just like my old one..."

>You are floating around in the throne room
>As Luna Zaps new outfits on you with her POWERFUL EYE BEAMS

A: "But...this is a party."
>You spit into Muscles' Palm
>He reaches dow-

A: "NO! No!"
>Anon gets a quick 26 on WILL to keep Muscles in check

>He slicks back your hair

A: "I gotta look...Stylin."

cont
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jh/glo has good taste, use their stuff.
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>>3099952

>Luna floats up

L: "You also need a shower before -both- parties."

A: "NO!"
>You curl up
>Turn your tiny, pale cheeks toward Luna

A: "I'mma dang DIRTBOI and I like it!"
>Luna floats up behind you
>Gently rests her hands on your shoulder

>Takes a deep sniff

L: "No one but your most intimate relations should ever know your musk's aroma."

>Man
>Some of the shit Luna says

>Would be a lot less creepy if she were still a disembodied voice

cont
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>>3099972
>3099972
>>3099972

You have... A LIST!

-You are flat broke on human money

>You could rob some shit
>Sell the Silver

or

>Figure out a scheme to make cash fast (This would employ many skeletons in hijinks)


-Jackie has a date tomorrow
>You don't know who with
>You don't know where
>You won't admit it
>But it bothers the shit out of you god fucking damnit she could LITERALLY BE IN DANGER


-You have a Fish Demon in the dungeons
>He was gonna eat your mom
>Clearly still wants to
>He is currently asleep and something must be done about him

-Your Bio Mom is still in a Hell Collar
>It didn't come off after a good OWN cast
>You can however re-assign the collar's master
>At least the one that isn't SATAN


What do?

>See pic for original Anon
>Feel free to PHOTOSHOP IT as the debate for his new outfits continues!

It's time to r-r-r-rR-R-R-ULE!

https://youtu.be/SFkdcQgNJHo

>>3098388
>>3097926
>>3098437

A: "So. For the casual stuff. I was thinkin' something...y'know tough? I'm tough. Yeah."

L: "Yes."

Sa: "Oh yeah, SO tough!"

A: "With leather. An' SPIKES AND CHAINS! I just...I wanna channel how goddamn TRAVELED I've gotten ya dig?"

>Muscles gives you the thumb
>He likes chains
>Also the spikes
>It would match him and help him feel like he belongs

A: "Aw. Bro."

>Luna zaps you
>Leaves you in a state between a biker, a Punk Rocker and a Satanic Priest

A: "Sick."
Sa: "Um...wait..."
A: "What?"
Sa: "Y-...you could also uh..."

>>>3098437

Sa: "Your hair?"

A: "Oh..."
>You pull on it
>There's so goddamn MUCH of it

A: "Well we c-"

>Luna ZAPS the lad

>He is wearing a Smart Vest
>With a button up shirt
>His hair is back to normal but slicked backward
>Tight

>He is in his old jeans but he has on PHAT BIKER BOOTS
>With a black leather jacket
>Using a Hoodie
>That has silver spikes
>With a Gold zipper and belt buckle

>That says "Fuck"



A: "WHoah..."
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>>3099975
>First of all. Fucking untie Sab and ask how shes doing. Christ.
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>>3099975

>>3099978
This.
Followed by giving Bio Mom the KK Treatment in terms of the collar
And maybe figuring something out about the demon, because fuck that guy.
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>>3099975


-Jackie has a date tomorrow
>You don't know who with
>You don't know where
>You won't admit it
>But it bothers the shit out of you god fucking damnit she could LITERALLY BE IN DANGER

Shes a big girl with knives and body armor. She survived dating us. (ask luna if she has a scrying spell we can use too keep an eye on her).

-You have a Fish Demon in the dungeons
>He was gonna eat your mom
>Clearly still wants to
>He is currently asleep and something must be done about him

Murder the shit out of him and use him for parts. Own his soul out of existence if it puts up a fight.

-Your Bio Mom is still in a Hell Collar
>It didn't come off after a good OWN cast
>You can however re-assign the collar's master
>At least the one that isn't SATAN

Make her the owner of the collar, and then keep owning it until its gone.

-An extra thingy
>Sabrinas still tied up

Untie Sabrina and ask about her grandmother, and how shes doing.

-Another thing
>Take a fuck mothering shower already

Take a shower damnit
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>>3099975
>Text Jackie.
>"Not going to be clingy, but I have many enemies that would take a shot at you. Text me if things get freaky or youre safe. Or not. "

>Call Hekapoo. Invite her to the Castle. Tell her the following explicitly.

"Hey, I'm back now. Died, came back. Things got messy in a family way. Its fixed now. Mom has some issues. Three things. 1. I know what happened last summer that broke time. 2. My biomom got hell collared and I need your help. 3. I have a demon named Tahm Kench captured. Anything you can do with that? I'm gonna trust you with some heavy shit."
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>>3100000
Support
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>>3099975
>Let Jackie be, she's allowed you to make your mistakes, let her make hers
>Untie Sab
>Reassign Anon as Emily's Collar's "master"
>After all, he wants almost nothing to do with her
>Where the fuck is Ron, seriously.
>Shower, get a hair cut.
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>>3100007
Your thirst for hecabooty and that summer thing is insatiable isnt it?

Dont text jackle. show a LITTLE trust alright?
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>>3100013
Oh yeah, also find out where the fuck ron went.

Seriously surprised he didnt already show up.
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>>3099975
>>3100000
>>3100007
support

also we should sell our silver right now for some extra cash when we can (unless we can use it for something else that's better)

then we should probably try to bolster our kele numbers to at least 40, then try to have them raid more scrapyards for get metal for the bike ASAP

ALSO WE NEED TO SUSAN WITH RELATIONSHIPS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
because I think we need her soon and we want her to be focused when the time comes. Can we send her to someone else for advice?
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>>3100013
SUPPORT we must get his soul atleast if he died
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>>3100000
scry on Jackie just to keep her safe and its a good way to learn new spells
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>>3100024
These are good too. Cant believe I forgot.

>Pawn All the silver.

>Keep one silver weapon however. For monsters.
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>>3099975
>Jackie has a date tomorrow
No. Roll Will to resist the urge if you gotta.
Just. NO.

>You have a Fish Demon in the dungeons
Kill that fucker before he wakes up. Don't let Gman's sacrifice go to waste.

>Your Bio Mom is still in a Hell Collar
Yeah we need to call Hekapoo.
Probably tell her about the Milky Sabrina incident too.
And speaking of Sabrina she has a role ro play in Dirt Brothers psych side quest, we we should probably talk to her about that.

Also for the outfits I rather go classy than edgy, but keep the chains and spikes if Muscles feels so strongly about it.
Just don't go full Lubo, that shit is retarded.
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>>3099975
DONT PUT ANY MONEY IN THE EARTH BANK AND MAKE SURE IF YOU TRADE ANYTHING HAVE IT BE NON MAGICAL AND NON-ANOMALOUS AND AT FULL PRICE FOR AS MUCH AS YOU CAN
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>>3100000
Nice get but dont kill the fish demon yet. Hekapoo likely has use for captured demons.
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>>3099975
dont kill the demon and invite heek over
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>>3099975
>Money
Ed, Edd, and Eddy that shit with skele's. It's close to FUCKING HALLOWEEN in-universe! A quick haunted house scheme sounds PERFECT.

>Jackie
As annoying as it is, w-we really shouldN'T barge in, you known? We got scissors if we really need. Maybe a vermin swarm or some kind of eyes/ears using ravens/birds/insects/etc. to keep tabs to make sure she's safe, but not go full-on stalker, you know?

>Fish Demon
fuuuuuuck... support parts aspect. See if maybe WV can use some of that raw material for the projects currently in the works?

>Emily
Support OWN to make her owner.

>Sabrina
Untie her but... how about have Entropy do it. He fucking did it to her, and at least while he's in this baby form, try to get him to behave a bit.
Sabs been a blessing looking out for Olson and Entropy while we've been taking care of business. Perhaps if Entropy knows the pecking order, it'll have him chill a bit when she's looking after them... maybe curb some of his misogynist pranks for a few females at least?
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>>3099975
>-Jackie has a date tomorrow
Fuck. Are you jealous Anon? I know you are.
We'll get through this buddy, don't worry.
I think the person most probably to be Jackie's date is that guy she liked in the skate park at the beginning of the quest. Remember?

>>3100007
>>3100000
We have the Trait Keeper's Watch in our wand now, remember?
It allows us to sense the state and possibility of danger around those who we have in our trust, meaning that Jackie can't be put in danger without our knowledge as long as she remains in our ally's list, and neither can any of our allies.

>-You have a Fish Demon in the dungeons
Keep him alive. I'm not sure we can claim his soul so easily like we do with others, as all demons in this reality seem to be bound to Lucikron's will.
All but Hekapoo of course.

And speaking of the Booty Goddess herself.
Be careful about what we reveal to Hekapoo. I vote against seeing her and interacting with her until Saturday balls.
Remember the MHC is still looking for Luna's spells and she might not know we already got 1 of the 3 spells.

We need some safer measures to keep him down there.
We should go down there and deal with that Ghost Kraken.

Also, there are still plenty of things to look for in the castle!
Plus the Library remains under the control of that Lizardman Darkness thing.


>-Your Bio Mom is still in a Hell Collar
Set the owner of the collar as herself. It seems whoever is the master of the collar is effectively made into a "servant of hell".
We'll have to be very careful what happens after we cast OWN on it again.

Also, we need more Info in Killa Kentes's current condition regarding His own Hell Collar.
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>>3099975
>You are flat broke on human money
Sell the silver, Keep the money.
>Jackie has a date tomorrow
Don't go. Don't spy. Leave her alone good damn it.
>You have a Fish Demon in the dungeons
Kill that nigga already.
>Your Bio Mom is still in a Hell Collar
Call Hekapoo and she what she can do.
>Sabrina
Talk to her about stuff. The kids, her family, ect.
When was the last time we were able to talk to Sabrina without her passing out or her getting a tumor or something.
>Outfit
Ask Luna for help.
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>We did kind of go behind hecks back to meet Moon...

>Just make sure to tell her you DIDNT put them on anybody.
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>>3100024
actually i don't want to have anon put anything on jackie for surveliance, we can trust her plus we got that trait for our wand that we can senes danger and stuff for our allies
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>>3100086
On Jackie: Yeah but we shouldn't spy on her. Let her know that we have an eye on her and for her to watch out is polite if we tell her in a non cringy way.

On Hekapoo: We have to start trusting someone at a high level if we want good backup against Toffee. Hekapoo is prime to help us with this Darkness (which I suspect is the black hole that has our Resurrection spell).

Trust is important. People can disagree but if they trust each other then they can work together. We have to start with someone and only Hekapoo is someone I think we can open up to.

Agree with you on the other points.
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>>3100116
No we didn't, she disavowed being allied with us and gave us the invitation anyway. Told us we had to forge our own path.


>>3099975
If we do talk to Hekapoo we should mention helping the Giants and ask what their deal is.
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>>3099975
KEEP WATCH ON JACKIE SO YOU DONT LOSE HER LIKE THE OTHERS
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>>3100123
>We should bring something to the table for HEC then. Aside from a nebulous alliance I mean.
>We still havent killed Ludo yet either. Which we said we would do~
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ASK LUNA WHAT ELSE WE CAN DO WITH PERFECT VESSEL!!!

We used it all of once. Lets make some more shit. Like magic armor~
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>>3099975
>suddenly remember the Forrest Fenn treasure in the Rockies
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>Sabrina

https://youtu.be/N8nGig78lNs

A: "Aight. First off."
>You float down
>The illusion of your clothes shifts back into murky sparkles

A: "C'mere."
>Muscles forms into a KUH-NIFE
>You cut Sabrina free

A: "Sabrina."
Sa: "Yeah?"
>She sounds more out of breath than a stammer riddled mess now

A: "Your grandma ok?"
Sa: "She...she loves being awake. She-"

>You pause
A: "How the FUCK did a horse make this many knots!?"

Sa: "She talks a lot about this...voice she hears. In the sky a-..."
A: "Hey."
>You glance up
A: "You know how tah cut hair?"
>She was sniffin'
>You can tell she was
>Her eyes were closed and everything

Sa: "So musky."
A: "Sabrina."
Sa: "EEP! I mean! Yes! I DO. Mom wouldn't ever spend any money on Grandma's haircutsoIlearnedhowwatchingYoutube!"

>You hold up the ropes
A: "You're free."

>You sit down
>On the floor
>With your back to her
>Wow
>Your nuts are frozen

>Your head feels warm though
>Facing outward from Sab
>Her knees frame your hair filled vision


A: "Now cut me. While I rule things."

>Sabrina gets a 19 on bravery
Sa: "Y-...Yes sir!"

>Some French Skeletons get her some scissors
>She hums
>To stay focused
>She loses near all her jitters while she works

cont
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>>3100420
>>3100420

>Emily.

https://youtu.be/HzZ_urpj4As?list=PLd9auH4JIHvupoMgW5YfOjqtj6Lih0MKw

A: "Aw, Mom..."
>She drools on your conference table
>It sort of makes it cleaner

A: "You're a goddamn mess, you know that?"
>You swallow the urge to yell
>You consider some stuff

A: "What even happened out there? Where's fucking Ron?"
>You check your phone
>See his number still there
>You call him

PHONE CALL WITH RON (Mom's Bf)

>It rings
>A long time

>There's some rough cluster of whumps
R: "hello?"
>Ron
>Sounds like shit
A: "Whatup Officer Fucko?"
R: "Anon...didn't think you'd be the one to call me now. Gonna kill me?"
A: "The fuck? Bruh, naw I thought you were dead. I got my mom a-"

R: "EM'S ALIVE!?"
A: "...Yes."
>What
>The Fuck
>Happened

A: "Probably ought to explain yourself, lawman."
R: "Anon. Where is she?"
A: "With me."

>You Raise your hand and prepare to snap
>As some hair falls past your chin
A: "Talk."

>Ron Explains that Emily seemed different just before they got back to the States
>Brighter
>More Able
>So much...
>Stronger than before
R: "It was like magic. She didn't need the meds. No more headaches. We were in heaven. I had a job lined up for us both closer to L.A. she's a whiz at interviews, ya know? I got her a desk gig."

>They were gonna be coworkers
>Mom
>Emily.
>With a job?

A: "She -wanted- this?"
R: "She wanted us to get married..."
A: "..."
R: "Said she felt like she was the sort of woman that deserved to be happy now."
A: "So what happened?"
R: "Somebody took her. Couldn't tell who. I had my suspicions but...pretty sure it was-"

A: "My Dad."
R: "That sonnova."
A: "It was my dad that took her."
R: "He must have found us on Headbook after your mom started being so...outgoing. I couldn't take it. I called in every favor I had. Spent every cent trying to find her. I couldn't. John had gone dark and I burned every bridge I had in the department when they realized I wouldn't take the Government's Kickback money to spy on ya."

>You
>Fucking
>Knew it

R: "Is she ok? Jesus, kid you're a miracle worker."
A: "Yeah."

>You Snap

EMILY IS NOW HER OWN MASTER

A: "She's ok."

>She slumps onto the table
>Still asleep

A: "I'll call ya later, Ron. She's resting."
R: "I gotta shower."
A: "Me too."
R: "TMI."
A: "Better than SVU."

>Click

cont
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>>3100425
>>3100425

>Tahm

https://youtu.be/lr4EqywQGTQ

Sa: "It's done!"
>You stand up
>Shake your head
>Hair falls down in heaps
>Sabrina gets a 4 on her WILL roll
>She gets a nosebleed and passes out from your butt being directly in her face

>You look back over your shoulder
>Poot

A: "Sorry."

>Your hair
>Your HEAD
>It feels so light
>As you head for the Dungeons

L: "So. Your first real prisoner. An enemy. An invader."
>She floats between you and the door

L: "What will be his fate?"
>You've been picking your teeth with Muscles' claw
>The lump between your black canine and your gums
>You pry it loose
>Then spit it out

>Your hate
>Makes it burn

A: "He fucking dies."
>Luna
>Smiles

>It takes 20 skeletons a solid five minutes to drag his fat ass up the dungeon steps
>The Ghost Kraken takes two of them
>Down into the darkness
>Plays Keep-away by passing through walls until it can't avoid anyone
>Then throws them back
>Like Toys it pretends not to want


>When they get him to you
>You level the wand at his skull
>Wide as a sewer cap

A: "I don't know how this works with demons...he ain't even from here."
>You consider kicking him

L: "No. Harm will interrupt the magic slumber."
A: "So. What do I do?"
L: "You could...bind him. By making your first strike."

>Luna turns to pink smoke
>Coils around the wand
>As it's single eye burns toward Kench's heart

L: "The last."

>You spread your legs

A: "By my fuckin' right. As the King of this HOLE."

>You Raise the Wand
>Like the ender's Axe

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>>3100433

A: "I'M PERMABOXIN' YA ASS."
>Muscles Bulges
>As you brace your back
>Then
>SWING
>DOWN
>HARD

A: "WHAT'S FUCKIN' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD RIVA-NIGAAAAAHHHHH!?"

>You pant
>Wipe some drool from your chin
>As you see
>Nothing left behind
>Not even a blood stain
>Just clean river water

>YOUR WAND RAGES FOR A MOMENT

TK: "RELEASE. ME. YOU SOUR PUSTULE."

A: "No. Deal."

>AQUIRED ONE RIVER DEVIL
>GREATER SOUL

L: "So many uses for a powerful spirit. An enchanted item of illustrious power..."
A: "Like?"
L: "Like the hell collars...but YOUR will would bind the wearer."

>Luna boops your nose
>Anon
>Smiles

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>>3100438
>Jackie

>You ascend the tower that leads to your room
>The carpeted purple steps cushion your feet as you ponder
>Luna tries new outfits on you as you both ascend

L: "What will you wear to the ball?"
A: "Something godly. Somethin' with real FLEX. Can you feel me on that? I'm talkin' with halos and hologram eyes and a top hat as tall as ME. I Want them to know who the fuck they're dealing with and that is a GOD!"

>Luna blasts you
>Using the image in your head

>>3099818
>>3099785

BUSINESS MAXIMUM SYNERGY LIMIT BREAK OVERFORMAL

ACHIEVED!

https://youtu.be/r4Um6okMHcE

>You float as you walk in this outfit
>Lightning crackles across your skin as your sheer levels of color coordination overpower the visible spectrum

>Behind you
>A series of angelic eye-covered wheels transform from a ribbon and halo into a chain

>your cape has a middle finger on the back
>With a set of non-3D shades floating in front of your eyes
>Yet you can see
>With the opened third one your absolute levels of taste provide

A: "Ok..."
>You take off the hat
A: "Feels like a little much."
>Theres a moment of silence between you and Luna

>As you turn on the hot water to your shower
>SHHHHHhhhhhhHHHH

A: "...How do I protect Jackie?"
>Luna never stops smiling
L: "Don't make excuses."
A: "What?"
L: "Do you love her?"
A: "Well I-"
>She's closer

L: "If you do. Or if it's what you want."
>She never
>Stops
>Smiling

L: "Never look for an excuse to watch over her."
>She flicks your wand
>It hums to life
L: "Use your new power."

>You close your eyes

>You feel her

https://youtu.be/ogjrWqHuoMM

>She's home
>She is at peace
>You can sort of smell incense
>She's alone
>She's thinking about
>Nothing

A: "Wow. That is a fuckin' talent."

>You step into the shower
A: "I'll check in. Keep my eye on her. The second she's in danger I'll-"
L: "You'll do whatever it takes."
A: "...damn right."

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>>3100443

>As you shower
>Other business gets addressed

A: "We need some fast cash. Pawn half the silver. We'll get the skeles out there to make some cash too like...Like a haunted house!"

>Luna hands you a towel she's had warmed downstairs
>Her smile without motion

L: "Anonymous."
A: "Yeah?"
L: "Let's get you dressed."


FINAL FASHION VOTE

>Casual

-Magic Biker
-Snappy Sorcerer
-The Muscles' Blend of Suave and Savage

>The Ball

A: "Mom. How would -you- dress for the ball?"
L: "Me?"
A: "Yeah, well...Mewmuns. How did they do it?"
>Luna floats down
>Looks you over

L: "It depended on your profession."
A: "Huh so y-"
L: "I wore tea dresses. Or my outdoor clothes to rebel. I was barefoot often. Or in stockings. When they pinned my dressing I would be in hooped gowns and festooned in the family crest. At the time? Crystals. Then later...all black. Onyx stones. My father's colors."
>She sits on the counter
>Kicks her feet

L: "You flatter an old woman. When you enquire about me."
A: "You're not an old woman."

>Anon tilts her tiny chin up with his knuckle
A: "You're my mom. You're The Queen."
>Luna's smile
>Melts a bit
>It's natural
>For a moment
>Her cheek feels like a marshmallow against your finger
>As she cradles it with a free hand

L: "You sweet boy."
A: "Help me look like a King."


L: "Your profession is ruling. You should show your wealth first and foremost. The outfit should be comprised of whatever your most ample asset is..."
A: "Bodies."
L: "Metal. As well. Along with your castles."

A: "So like...armor?"
L: "No. You're also a warrior. A musician. A renaissance man of interest. These should be represented in your accessories. A piece of your armor. A ring for every castle you command and a necklace, or medal to show what you've conquered. Your wand is your scepter."

A: "My armor..."
>You eye the old Drakescale
A: "It's kind of frail now. Isn't it?"
L: "A bit..."
A: "I could use the shoulders! The cape."
L: "No capes."
A: "What kinna meme is-"

>ZAP

L: "Royal. Fur. Velvet. Cloaks."
>She weaves an illusion with her fingertips
>Rests a crown on your head
A: "Why is it so thin?"
L: "You're unmarried."

>It's raw silver
>With Gold teeth
>On a tiny skull
>With Pink Blood-Diamond eyes
>Luna's presents the options

>NECROMANCER WARRIOR MALE
-Full on Flex on these bitches
-Very expensive
-Makes it clear you are to be taken seriously in all accounts (Very Scary to look at)


>HYPER FORMAL
-A meme but a powerful one
-Unexpected, might attract attention from the weird members of court
-Doesn't reveal much of what you're about
(It -is- a huge Jojo reference however)

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>>3100453

Now...

THE LIST PART 2!!

>A Skeleton comes to you
>Carrying Killa Kente's head

KK: "My Lort. I was defeated."
A: "...by that rando?"
KK: "She is a formidable opponent."
>Killa looks weakened
>Tired
>He is only a head

KK: "My body rolled here from the Fuqburga."

-Do you seek the purple haired stranger
-Or let her be, sending Kente to Scout for Ludo in the forests


>There is the matter of WOEVENMIRE
>Your new Castle on Mewni

Do you...

>Send Soldiers to protect it
(Will keep others from spying but lower your military options as you handle tomorrow and the parties)

>Send Servants to clean it
(The House will get Messy and Luna will have to sew your clothes herself. The castle will be livable for human occupants/living subjects)

>Send Wondervon to reinforce the place
(You will have to use BOW as your mount for the party...but the castle won't be crumbling wreck)
>Your Armor

-Keep what you have (You'll keep taking the hits)
-Text Hekapoo about better Armors (It's time to glow up)
-Text Star about Armor (Mewmans are apparently supra Chimps in combat)


and finally...


How much to you use Luna's Colors in your new Royal look?

>A great deal. Mother's Will be done.

>Half and Half. We are one.

>As your necklace. Marking her as your pride and precious treasure.


What do?
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>Half and Half
Nothing else mattress.
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>>3100467
this outfit possibly skipping the ring
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>>3100467

>Do Both. Revive Jumping Jack and Grate and send them for Purp.
>Sending Kente with Susan to Scout for Ludo in the forests


>Use Bow for the Party
>Ask Wondervon if he has enough bandwidth to go reinforce Woevenmire. Send Servants regaurdless.


>INVITE HEKAPOO TO OUR CASTLE TO TALK OF MANY THINGS
-LAST SUMMER WITH LUCIKRON
-WHAT TO DO WITH KENCH'S SOUL
-ASK ABOUT ARMOR
-LET HER KNOW WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT TOFFEE
-ASK ABOUT THE MEWNI GIANTS


Its Time People
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>>3100467
Colors are Black and Gold
Necklace is Mother's colors as is our Cape as she always has our backs.
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>>3100467
>(It -is- a huge Jojo reference however)
Boi you know which one I'mma pick.

>Send Soldiers to protect it
(Will keep others from spying but lower your military options as you handle tomorrow and the parties)

>Send Servants to clean it
(The House will get Messy and Luna will have to sew your clothes herself. The castle will be livable for human occupants/living subjects)

Yes to these

None of the armor options. Hit up our old bois the mewman hunters. They'll be able to hook us up.

>How much to you use Luna's Colors in your new Royal look?
Accents, highlights, have it be an aspect interwoven throughout our outfit, but never overshadow our own colors. To show how much of a helpful influence she is to us, yet we still remain our own bright shining soul.
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>Casual
-Snappy Sorcerer

>Male necromancer
-cut the spikes a bit. Add some gold. Our paradise is not unending torment and we shouldn't dress like it.

>Leave woevenmire for now. It will keep for the weekend.

>Kente scouts. Ignore purps. We're already super busy.

>Text hek about armor.

>Put kenches soul in the bike.

>Mom will always be your shoulder queen.
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>>3100484
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>>3100484
I have info from quest that this colour scheme would be half and half.
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>>3100467
Hyper formal. Is all about the memes.
Snd the servants, we need to make a entrance in the ball. Show who have balls in the ball. Balling.
And ask Star for the armor. Been a while since we talked with this girl with awfull taste in woman.
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>>3100467
>Seek the purple haired stranger
Mina gon feel the wrath of our OWN cheese.

>Send Servants to clean WOEVENMIRE
Sorry, Mum.

>Keep what you have for now.
>....buuut maybe Text Star about Armor. Also Unicorns vs Narwhals shitpost war must continue.

>As your necklace.
Not to shit on mom -- I'm also fine with Half and Half -- but we should try to be more Ourself when it comes to fashion.
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> Star & Hekapoo for the armor.
No reason that we can't ask both. Both can give advice, clearly.
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Planon: Can we use Kench on our bike to make it go anywhere?
Quest: Now that is a cool fucking idea.
Put that
in the damn thread
That is righteously awesome

You heard it here folks, quest approved.
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>>3100467

>NECROMANCER WARRIOR MALE
>HYPER FORMAL

Cut down on the spikes, instead add in tusks to the helmet wrapped with gold

>Or let her be, sending Kente to Scout for Ludo in the forests

>>WOEVENMIRE
>Send Soldiers to protect it
>Send Servants to clean it
(The House will get Messy and Luna will have to sew your clothes herself. The castle will be livable for human occupants/living subjects)

Still need to get the bike made with Wondie and Olson.

>-Text Hekapoo about better Armors (It's time to glow up)

Why yes, demon armor sounds nice

>-Text Star about Armor (Mewmans are apparently supra Chimps in combat)

Still helps to know what the bugs provide too.

And finally

>Half and Half. We are one.
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>>3100467
>suggestion
>Infuse Kench's ability to travel anywhere into our wand.
>Synergizes with Wand's traveling and recall abilities.
>No longer need the scissors
>No longer have to wait for the wand to physically recall to our hand
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>>3100505
Screw what I said in terms of Luna colors. Swapping to half and half.
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>>3100512
this outfit hyper formal snappy sorcerer
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>>3100467
>>A great deal. Mother's Will be done.
>>Half and Half. We are one.
>>As your necklace. Marking her as your pride and precious treasure.
When we said we wanted it all, I mean we should want it ALL.
ALL of these at ONCE.
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>>3100542
This will also out a soul eating demon in our wand.

Which is full of souls.
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>>3100453
>Casual
Snappy Sorcerer, but I'll also support The Muscles' Blend of Suave and Savage

>The Ball
Hyper Formal; As much as clothing is about self-expression and shit, GODDAMMIT WE ARE A LIVING MEME.
Besides. Don't wanna be pricey when we have literally no money.

>>3100516
In light of this,
>>3100467
>>3100524
>Half and Half
I suppose we can do with a Purple Tie instead of a Gold one.
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>>3100531
Making it clear. I'm voting for this, for Tahm's soul.
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>>3100556
>As am I.
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>>3100531
>>3100511

And I'll support putting Kench's soul in the bike. Along with combining the two casual outfit ideas
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>>3100563
nope the bike we can lose
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>>3100531
Okay, supporting this kickass bike idea.
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>>3100467

>casual
snappy sorcerer

>ballwear
hyper formal my boi (also because it let's u be mysterious, I don't think our current status with the castle and our wealth is great, mabye we can combine the two because most of anon's life is about memes).

>kila kent
supporting >>3100492
in getting purp here, mabye she can teach our soldiers to be stronger or something
Kente should go and scout with susan if she is feelin up to it.

>woevenmire castle
Don't do anything with it honestly. If it falls we lose nothing because we haven't invested anything in it. We can do that after the ball.

>armor
text both star and hecka

>colors
Half and half as we are inseparable yet our own minds

>>3100531
supporting as well
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>>3100553
He's already in our wand though? If he could still eat souls he'd be eating souls by now.
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>>3100492

I'll support the talk with Hek
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>>3100467
Sab being cute waifu as always.

No reason to limit ourselves to just one style for casual clothes. We should start to expand our attire besides Notim Portant Sandy Hook Wannabe.
Casual atture can wait however.

>Keep the River Devil Greater Soul for now.
We might be able to use it for a powerful enchantment in our armor later on.

>Jackie's smile must be protected as always.
>Maybe later... we can do it beside her.

>NECROMANCER WARRIOR MALE
Use Luna's decision for the balls outfit.
Something Kingly, sleek but with intricate details.
Black & Gold with Pinko Necklace.

>Bring back Grate and Jumping Jack using Soul Vessel.
>Remake Killa's Body. Ask him how the Collar is affecting him.

>Send Soldiers to protect it
>(Will keep others from spying but lower your military options as you handle tomorrow and the parties)
Seems like a priority. However, we should get Wondervon to rebuild the place as soon as the Bike is done. We're also gonna need WAY More Metal and Bodies to man two castles and defend them. Weaponry too.
We're gonna have to start a Mining Operation near Woevenmire.

>-Text Hekapoo about better Armors (It's time to glow up)
>-Text Star about Armor (Mewmans are apparently supra Chimps in combat)
No reason to limit ourselves to a single option.
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>>3100597

And supporting these parts

>NECROMANCER WARRIOR MALE
>Use Luna's decision for the balls outfit.
Something Kingly, sleek but with intricate details.
Black & Gold with Pinko Necklace.

>Bring back Grate and Jumping Jack using Soul Vessel.
>Remake Killa's Body. Ask him how the Collar is affecting him.
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>>3100453
>FASHION VOTE
>Casual
The Muscles' Blend of Suave and Savage. Not my favorite but can't deny my boy
>The Ball
NECROMANCER WARRIOR MALE
With Both Anon and Luna colors

>WOEVENMIRE
Send Servants to clean it
>Your Armor
Text Hekapoo about better Armors. That's what we did the first time.
>Purple Mewgger
Sending Kente to Scout for Ludo in the forests
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BOW BEFORE MY GLORY
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>>3100613
MAXIMUM OVER APPROVAL
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>>3100613
CRITICAL HOTTY!!!

Also we should take sab out. Not to the partys though. Too likely to get violent.
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>>3100467
>Casual
-The Muscles' Blend of Suave and Savage

>Necromancer Warrior Male
We've never really hid what we were about previously.

>KK vs Mina
-Seek the purple haired stranger
She bested one of our top lieutenants while yelling "Die Monster Scum". (1) We ain't monsters, we just undead, (2) we about to go up against a whole BUNCH of monsters with Ludo's army and shit... might be nice to have that additional firepower...?

>Woevenmire
Send Servant Detachment. Tentative on the send soldier detachment, as this is REALLY dependent on what we want to do in the days leading up to the party? Are we actually planning to start that shit with Ludo, tomorrow? Cuz then we'll need them for offense, not defense. If not, then we'll be adventure king'ing for resources and shit, and they can protect the place as it gets cleaned up.

>Armor
The Mewman Hunters and/or Star. Hekapoo didn't want us contacting back until we could explain that giant clusterfuck revival scene. Could be fun to get into that now, but it feels like it would be a great way to show our position to others at the ball if we hold an in-depth conversation with the forger of dimensional scissors as some new, totally pimped out upstart.
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>>3100467

Also go get that purple-haired mewgger, we're about to go after Ludo and his MONSTER army. And explain that we're UNDEAD, all are welcome in the grave. No matter who they were in life: Rich and poor, monsters and mewggers. All can find home in the HOLE
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>>3100613
NOW COMES WITH A GOLDEN HAT
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So do we want to kill the purple girl or recruit her? Cause y'all ain't making that clear.
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>>3100627
>The Muscles' Blend of Suave and Savage
>Necromancer Warrior Male
>Leave Mina
>Cleam Woevenmire
>Keep Armor
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>>3100651

Ask her if she'd want to come along when we go to attack Ludo and his Monstars
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>>3100661
>Letting Mina in on our gang
No! Bad idea! She's banaynays!
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>>3100467
>Casual
-The Muscles' Blend of Suave and Savage and some -Snappy Sorcerer
for ball clothes >>3100645 half and half mom colors
>dont put the new demon soul in anything
>invite heck over to talk about all that has happened
>Ask Wondervon if he has enough bandwidth to go reinforce Woevenmire. Send Servants regardless.
>for armor talk with star and heck when she comes over
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>>3100671

I was thinking more telling her, "Hey when you see me again, take a bag I might have and send it up to your queen and say it's from me will you? Alright thanks."
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>>3100672
plan doing something nice for our Sabrina possibly that side mission with her
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Booplesnoodle
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>>3100671
it doesn't have to be "into the gang" ... just like with RH and JR... we both have similar goals... she wants to slay monsters... we have monsters that need slaying.
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>>3100687
we really do owe her. Not only did she accept being a vessel for our rebirth, but she's helped us with looking after the younglings on more than one occassion
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>>3100713
But she's banaynays. You shouldn't work with crazy just like you shouldn't stick your dick in crazy.
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>>3100720

>Not having her be a fire and forget berserker on the monsters
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>>3100720
could just be as simple as pointing her in the direction of ludo/toffee... the chaos she inflicts could be enough to ease our own operations. though honestly don't mind one way or the other
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Im fine with recruiting her, I just think fighting her is a waste of time.

Try and point her at ludo or toffee I guess.
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>>3100651
Oh naw, we killin' her.

You fuck up our bois, we fuck you up.
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>>3100467
>>3100609

>>3100687
>>3100718
Big Agree on doing something to show our appreciation to Sabrina.
She always seems pretty excited about going on Adventures, but knowing her it might be better if get her a nice gift.

We should also try to spend more time with Entropy. We haven't really had the chance too since we are so busy, and he's kinda turning out rotten.
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>>3100756
We should get something nice for sabrina then.

>And take Entropy with us wherever we are going. Its take your Alicorn to work day!
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The count...is complete.

https://youtu.be/eQipmiOOUcg

A: "I've made my decision."
>Luna's eyes glow so bright
>You're lost in Pink Bengergy

>After the light fades


CASUAL OUTFIT PICKED

>You tap your new shoes
>Finally
>Free of those old sneakers
>Anon is in snappy Black spats
>With gold laces
>Pink Socks

>Black Dress pants
>Pressed
>Shiny
>He wears a button-up shirt
>With a black vest
>With Gold Buttons

>His slicked back hair shines
>As he adjusts
>His Bright
>Pink
>Tie

>With pink gemstone Cufflinks

THE SNAPPY SORCERER
THE CEO OF SKELETONS

ANON

YOU LOOK

L: "Handsome."

Snappy won 4/3 against Savage and Suave

>Your colors?

>Half and Half is the winner
>With Luna as your secret heart close behind

A: "We're a team. I want to show it. I wanna show you off."
L: "Even with all our...difficulty?"
A: "That makes us who we are. What we are. I'll never be fuckin ashamed of that."

>Luna
>Smiles

A: "Now put me in that crazy-ass God outfit."

>By the way
>On the formal wear

A: "But gimme a floating crown and FUR CAPE."

>You tied

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>>3100780

Here we go, lads...

https://youtu.be/sWbD5q769Ms


>Anon is certainly in HYPER-OVERFORMAL

>>3100613
With a set of black Kamina Shades
>One side shines Pink
>The other Green

>He wears two ties
>One Gold
>One Pink
>They both glitter like gold and pink diamond


>The Cape However
>Is the cloak of a King
>With a sleek, black fur neck
>That covers his newly bolster chest and shoulders


>Muscles' Arm is bare
>However
>He wears your new rings
>A Black/Gold Symbol of your burning heart
>A pink, unblinking eye


>The Belt has the symbol for "Death" on it in fucking Japanese
>Because you're a damn weeb

>Your human hand has a glove on it

>The Top hat
>Floats over your head
>Just like the shades
>Don't actually touch your face

>The Hat has also been shortened
>To show off The Literal Crown wrapped around it's base

>The Main part of the crown is a Skeleton head
>With an eye coming from it's mouth
>The whole ring has short little spikes

>You are a Necromancer
>You are a Meme
>You are Prince

You damn well look like everything you are. All at once.

THIS OUTFIT WILL SHOCK
THIS OUTFIT WILL DRAW OUT REAL REACTION
THIS OUTFIT WILL WARN THE OBSERVANT
THIS OUTFIT WILL MARK. FOOLS. WHO MOCK IT.


>The Lightning that crackles from it
>Is Pink
>When you flex your magic power

>A halo appears behind you
>Luna's eye
>With your burning heart
>As it's pupil



>You Call Hekapoo

cont
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>>3100786
>>3100786

H: "You decent?"
A: "I'm so fuckin' goddamn sick right now nobody can stop me."

H: "Oh...kay?"
A: "I'm not a baby anymore. I also fuckin' necked my dad."
H: "Ok?"
A: "Hekapoo do you wanna fuck some shit right the fuck up and go bust skulls and maybe mentor me into being a better wild ass hunk of murder man?"

H: "...Yeah, ok. I'm free tomorrow night."
>While Jackie's on her date
>That could keep you from spying too hard

A: "Donezo. Would Star know some shit?"
H: "HA!"
A: "Wh-"
H: "HAHAHAH! What? AAAHAHAHAH! That walking Bazooka? Why sh-"

>You add Star to the call
St: "Anonymous? What do y-"
A: "Adventure. Hekapoo's like your boss or some shit come with us."
H: "I'm not her boss. More like her manager."
A: "Hek. I need. Armor."
H: "Tired of the drakescale stuff, eh?"
St: "I didn't agree to this."
H: "Wanna get a magical glam piece?"
St: "Not with -Anon- "
H: "Well that's rude."
A: "Nah, it's mutal."
St: "Drog monger."
A: "Clit Pastie-face wearing pea-brained goddamn Insect."

>Anon
>Is better at insults

H: "I got some good stuff."
A: "OH yeah."
H: "If we pull it off...we might get a certain -pony- head outta jail."

>Why
>Would Hek do that?

St: "I'm listening."
H: "I got a mission we can do. Get some sky-steel."
>Sky
>Steel
St: "That's what Solarian armor's made of. We can just -buy- that from the Pony-head k-"
H: "Not the real stuff. Only giants have that. Only BIG giants."

>Giants
>Wait

H: "They won't give it up easy either. We'll have to sneak into one of their cloud castles and get some from the forge."
St: "mmf..."
H: We get that? Pony Head's dad might be swayed enough to let us steward his daugh~ter~."

>Heka
>Is good

St: "Fine! I want the Sky Steel too tho!"
H: "All we can snatch."
St: "A-and treasure!"
H: "Sure."
St: "And I wanna bring Marco!"

A: "Aw, hell yeah. He'll see my outfit."

>Pause
H: "..."
St: "..."

A: "See ya tomorrow."

>Click

cont
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>>3100792
>>3100792

>NOW FOR THE BUSINESS

>You re-assemble Killa Kente'

A: "We know where Ludo is."
KK: "Yes."
A: "Think that collar will affect you?"
KK: "I feel a presence...it tugs at my Will but it is far away. Dormant."

>Dormant
>So Satan really -is- sealed away too deep in Hell
>These collars are valuable
>And dangerous

A: "Go with Susan. The two of you are gonna search this 'Forest of Certain Death' and find him. Find where he keeps his army."

KK: "Yes, my King."
A: "Do not fail me again."

>You say
>As the Eye-Halo Sears

KK: "Neva."

>You make some preparations


>SERVANTS WILL BE SENT TO WOEVENMIRE

>Luna is already knitting

>SOLDIERS SHALL BE SENT TO DEFEND THE PLACE

A: "We need to keep it quiet over here for now. Let our prime targets into our hands."

cont
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>>3100800
>>3100800

>Anonymous
>Will spend the evening

>WHAM!
A: "WOndervon HOLY F-"
>He sees Olson in the Lab

A: "Frig."

>HE WILL WORK ON HIS BIKE ALONGSIDE WONDERVON

>GIVING IT THE NEW ENCHANTMENT

>Phase-Drift

>USING KENCH'S SOUL
>THE SKELECYCLE CAN NOW TELEPORT SHORT DISTANCES
>AND WITH A LONG BUILD UP OF SPEED
>WARP BETWEEN DIMENSIONS
>EVEN IN COMBAT

A: "Let's bond."

W: "Letz."

>Wondervon has shaved

A: "...Gross."


SESSION
END

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Mwah.

A: "Oh, and Stacy."
>Stacy appears
>The Mad Maker slinks back away from her

St: "Ya?"
A: "Get Sabrina something for...for all this. A ride home. Some French Silver for her Grandma and uh..."

>You perk up
>Then smile
>Like the devil you are

A: "Tell her she's coming with me. She's my plus one. To Britt's big fuck-all party."


Bless.

https://youtu.be/bOw_ahqzPBY
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>>3100792
..... We could just ask the giants. They're cool with us. Buy it legit 'n all that. Or a reward. Something like that.
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>>3100804
Could we just ask the giants? Or do we not have enough good karma from saving Defiant's soul for that? Don't really want to ruin a good relation we just got, even if it would earn us some new duds.
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>>3100806
>>3100816
Yeah lets ask them for some sky steel
AND CALL HEKAPOO BACK UP AND TELL HER WE GOT SOME HOT SPICY DEETS
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>>3100792
>A: "Aw, hell yeah. He'll see my outfit."
Is Anon a huge tsundere?
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>>3100824
Janna confirmed that he's tsundere for literally the entire universe.
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>Mini-Portal Bike
Hell. Yeah. Marco and his Dragoncycle ain't got nothing on us.

>+1 to party
Fuck. Yeah.
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The Good Sir sends his regards.
>>
Yo you know what we COULD do for our entrance? We could actually be fucking EXTRA regal and reenact the whole Prince Ali scene from Aladdin, with Dusty the Worm serving as our elephant, and the Poet as our Genie. What better way to style on these mewgas?
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>>3100420
if only the skill could match the intent...
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>>3107892
Skill=Intent
This is great anon. 9/10, would buy an oversized ring for muscles again.
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>>3102267
That sounds fucking perfect, maybe we should have them see us come from the castle we conquered.
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>>3107892
>>3107892

My goodness. If your intent was to make me smile then your skills are dynamite. Please continue, Anon. I am in love with what you're making and the progress I've seen just with a few pictures!

>The sheer width of those Muscle fingers

10.10 outta 10
Would clap for out loud at desk again.
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>>3110179
So is her using the portal scissors to cut our hair cannon?

Cause Id love that.
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I think Anon needs to sit down and actually talk with Sabrina. Preferably to gently dissolve Sabrina's idealized version of him. Not out of malice, but so she stops chasing what she thinks he is and sees who he really is.
Like I don't think a relationship between Sabrina and Anon is a good thing.
Or at least what it's current form would be.
As I see it being to much like John and Emily.
What with Emily falling for the version of John she thought he was and not who he actually was.
The fact that she sees Anon as the solution to her problems isn't good. The fact that she gave birth to him is freaky as fuck and something they should sit down and talk about.
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>>3112496
>Conversation to clear the air
It's probably coming up at the "date" at Brittney's party.

>I don't think it's a good thing
Well, like, that's just your opinion man.
I actually see Sab as a mirror of Anon in many ways. She's had this amazing power from the start, but she's kept herself from rewriting her fate. Being the pusharound to her family, her friends, even to herself at times. Based on her interactions, my take is she had always dreamed of the mystical or fantastical, something beyond the dreary life she had, but had always consigned herself to them being just that. Dreams and fantasized, far beyond her reach.
Then Anon drops into her life. Anon is the Luna character to her story. He's brash and in your face. He's not resigned to let fate fuck around with his own life, he stands up and literally fights against it. And then he extends his hand hand out to her, inviting her to take a glimpse past the cages built for her, to behold the freedom and wonder the universe has to hold.
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>>3112532
>Anon is the Luna character to her story.
Luna and Anon have always been very similar characters. But at the moment it seems like the fate defier adoptive family line has a bit of a pattern. Push over kid with latent powers is met with god like being who extends a hand of companionship in a world that hates them. Luna and Glossaryck, to Anon and Luna, to Sabrina and Anon. So now all I have to wonder, is who will Sabrina help out of their Fate?
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>>3112532
>It's probably coming up at the "date" at Brittney's party.
I think talking about her giving birth to Anon and how her view of him is wrong is more of a private location conversation, but sure lets do it at the party. No way that'll backfire or cause a scene.

>Well, like, that's just your opinion man.
Yeah it is. I think building a relationship around her false perception of Anon is a bad idea and is literally something John would do. I don't want to do that. Let her really get to know him and then she can decide if she still wants to date the emotional trap that is Anon.

>I actually see Sab as a mirror of Anon in many ways.
I don't. I see her more like Emily as any relationship with her requires pushing her away from her friends and family. Like John did to Emily. Also, if you don't think Anon won't push her around and use her then you're wrong. He struggles not to manipulate people daily. Putting him with her is going to enable that shit as she won't stand up for herself and doesn't know when her feeling are hurt. It's like putting a herbivore with no defenses with a hungry predator. It's not a good idea.
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>There are so many other places
>Other times
>Other dimensions
>You've been to a few of them
>Anonymous

>You've even seen a few
>Mostly where you die
>Which is how you know
>There's other -yous- too

>If there are others ones
>More Australian yous
>More Slavic
>Kinder
>Darker
>Bigger

>So is there a happier you?


E: "Anon! Sweetie?"

A: "Coming, mom!"

>What's he like?
>That other you
>That kid who pulls on his grey T-shirt and slides down the staircase rail
>Who grabs his mom's light-dose prozac
>Brings it to the kitchen

A: "Left these out again."
E: "Oh! Thanks, honey. Almost Forgot to take the breakfast meds before work."

>Your mom kisses your forehead
>She turns to eggs and bacon in the pan
>With a grilled cheese already on the table

E: "Eat up."
A: "Can I have cereal?"
E: "C'mon, kiddo I COOKED for once!"
A: "Haha, you cook all the time! You're just...kinna..."

>Emily is still smiling
A: "Notgoodati-"
>You run from her
>As she gives chase
>The both of you wear a smile so wide neither of you can see
>That's alright
>The Path is familiar

>Around the couch
>You juke
>Grab a pillow with your right hand and chuck it at Mom's mass of golden permed hair
>She hits it back with the spoon

E: "C'mere!"
A: "I'm sorry! Haha! Mom! Mom wa-"
>She comes over the couch
>Grabs your boxers and wedgies you into her hug

E: "MMmmmMM!! My mean little Monster!"
>She raspberries your ear
>Bites your cheek gently

A: "mOOAhaaaM! HAha!"

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>>3112979

>BEEP BEEP!

E: "Op! Gotta go, sweetie. I'll be late."
A: "Aw...but-"
E: "Be good, alright? Finish that grilled cheese and take the bacon out in THREE minutes."
A: "Ok..."

>Emily's at the door
E: "Ok. Jacket. Socks. Shoes. Keys..."
A: "Meds?"
E: "...don't need em today."
A: "Ok."
E: "Just gotta-"

>She pauses
>Looks down at her bare legs
E: "PANTS."
A: "Ahahahah!"
>You roll onto your back
>Kicking your socked feet

A: "I'll tell the Uber to wait."
E: "Thanks, hon. You're the best."
>She skips up the stairs, her huge hair billows behind her
>She isn't out of breath
>Or sluggish

>You're sad however
>Even here
>Even as the bright sunshine of California's Southern Coast hits your pure green squinty eyes

>You make it to the Uber
A: "Hey. She'll be right out."
U: "Thank you, young man."
A: "Do I know you?"

>A scrawny man you think you've seen at the boardwalk snorts
Randyl: "Depends. You a cop?"
A: "Haha, we hate cops."

>You head back inside
>Mom is re-tying her shoes
>You're sad
>Cause when she gets up
>Grabs her short reflective jacket
>Her apron
>As she turns back and smiles to say

E: "I love you."
A: "Love you too."

>Click

>You're alone

https://youtu.be/uREGk0fT0GQ

>But
>You're home for the weekend
>You've got bacon
>Just undercooked enough
>You have your backyard
>Youtube viids
>Marco might come over later

>You're lonely
>He and you never seem to...be free?
>He's so safe
>You don't like upsetting him
>So you prefer other friends

cont
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>>3112981
>>3112981

A: "Hey, guys."
>You whisper under the huge log in your backyard
>You grab the centipede you've been gorging on mites

A: "Hey, Susan."
>Susan nibbles a wart you have
A: "Thanks."

>You set her in your potted plant
> "Bow" is written on the side
>You used your cat's ashes to plant the shrub you've tended to for so long
>He died of old Age

>It's ok
>You were sad
>Now you're happy
>You're safe

>And After a few bugs
>You look at the sky
>You see an airplane blow an engine

A: "WHOAH!"
>You rush inside
>With your bucket of insects
>You grab a Margarita mix can from the trash

>It mixes well with Mountain Dew

>You rush to your bedroom
>Pull back the curtains

A: "Hi, Luna!"
>The Orb Weaver spider greets you with stillness
>But you let her keep her secrets
>You put pillbugs and fern-gnats in her web
>She eats
>With the patience a well fed predator can show

>She crawls on your finger as you unload your other pals
>Susan
>Killa (A rhino beetle you ordered and left in the backyard. Saved allowance and spare change goes a long way)

>You get Wondervon from his hamster cage

>Then you all sit together
>Watching
>Well
>You watching
>The rest
>Busy themselves with the business of bugs

>Except Luna
>Like always
>She sits on her web
>looking at you
>Always to you

A: "I wish we could help."
>Looking
>At you
A: "I wonder if Dad's up there."

>You never knew him
>Not this time
>Not this world

>You're happy
>Mom's happy
>Even if she works too much

>You're happy
>Even if other kids don't get your humor
>Even if Mom gets sad for no reason for a little while sometimes

>You have your bugs
>DING
>DONG

A: "Comin' Dude!"
Marco: "Phrasing!"

>You have -enough- adventure
>You're happy
>Cause in this world?

cont
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>>3112984
>>3112984

>Emily was smart enough
>Strong enough
>Got over herself
>Enough to run away
>...and keep you safe from the thing that made you

>You don't keep lizards
>Only bugs
>Bugs are friends
>Lizards eat bugs
>They always have that look
>That deceptively blank look
>Without empathy
>Unable to be impressed
>Unable to be truly frightened
>Like a mask
>Like a tombstone

>Like your father and snake and the shadows in the library


A: "BWauH!"
>Home
>You're home again
>In Wondervon's lab


SESSION START IN TWO HOURS!

>It is Thursday
>5:00 am

>You could go to school today

A: "Or literally any fuck-all thing else..."


WHAT DOES THE NEW SKELECYCLE LOOK LIKE!?

What business shall you attend to...

See you soon, friends.

Bless.
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>>3112987
it looks like pic, but Pink
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>>3113007
Pink fire?
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>>3112987
I FOUND NEAR-PERFECTION
possibly needs a color change
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>>3112987
I think a fusion of Bone and Metal would be nice. Something like Pic related, but in the style of motorcycle Anon is use to. Maybe instead of utilizing flames in the design for tires instead utilize water to represent Tahm Kench being bound inside maybe have the water weeping out of the eyes.
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>>3113183
Yo HELL yes

Just make the skull and spikes at the end gold, black body and pink flames. Fucking ACE.
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>>3113192
https://youtu.be/0Jc4IQL6QxI
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>>3112987
Eugh, glad we're not that guy. His life sounds boring as hell. And I mean, all the other Anons are dead, if I remember what Omni showed us. So if he did exist, then he's dead now.
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>>3113232
Anon brought other versions of himself back to life.
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>>3113264
Oh, he did? Well alright then.
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>>3113264
when was that again
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>>3113264
Wait, I thought it was just "with the destruction of Fate, now multiple timelines/anons from this point forwards" were enabled.
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START!

>Life
>Sucks

A: "Ow..."

>Anon
>You feel like hot dogshit on a burnt bun
>Your head is pounding
>Your fingers are numb
>Your eyes shake a little as you try to force them to focus

>You are currently in the workshop wing of your castle
>With a foul taste in your mouth
>A foul sensation in your guts


>With a deep sense of satisfaction

>>3113007
>>3113183
>>3113192
>>3113013

>A ride
>Fit for a king

cont
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>>3113318
>>3113318

https://youtu.be/AavRk7w19hw

>The Demon Tahm Kench's soul
>His very essence as a Devil
>Was used to enchant this motorcycle

>The Seats are a slick, permanently flawless leather
>The Body is a roaring mass of cooperative metal and bones

>The Front a Monstrous skul
>With eyes of ruby
>Becoming a common theme for your creations


-The Bike Can Now Short Range Teleport
-With long build up it can hop dimensions, even in combat
-Oh yeah

BBROOOOAAMMM!!

>That Shit can fly
>and It can come when called

A: "Goddamn that's fucking s-"

>You belch
>Aw
>Aw god
>It tastes like the underside of a pet cemetery

A: "Sick."


>Your phone beeps
HEADBOOK STATUS FROM JACKIE LYNN THOMAS

J: "Hittin' this date up, dudes. Should be around the boardwalk. Home by 9."
#Responsible haha #hashtags #trackmyphone

>Star Butterfly likes this
>Marco Diaz comments

M: "Lemme know if you need help or like an Uber."

>Cuck

What do about how goddamn shitty you feel?

-The Kitchen
NEED. FOOD.

-Bathroom
Maybe you can cleanse the evil out of your guts.

-Outside
Test drive your bike and get some fresh air. Most of Luna's world is unexplored and horrible.


>You hear a shuffle
>A scuffle

>As Bow walks into the lab
>With your Possom
>Hanging off of his horn

B: "BoRK!"
A: "Hey, Boy."
At: "HEHHHHHHH!"
>Atreus hisses
>It's just a defense mechanism
>Muscles hissses back
>By spitting air from his elbow
>It is a form of auditory assault


What do?

>Wondervon is asleep amongst the much cleaner lab supplies
>Your new abomination, the Maker is twitching in the corner
>Pouring a coffee on himself

Stacy: "Anotha!? Struth yew sure are thirst ferra mass a Haynds!"

>She has been a delight this whole time
>Kept Wondy from getting dehydrated and even played with Olson once or twice

A: "Stacy."
St: "Yeh!?"
A: "Stop watering the fuckin' hands."
St: "Awroight!"
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>>3113322
>Outside
Teleport to Brits party on our cycle like the fucking badass we are.
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>>3113330
It's not today and it's not even the the right time.
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>>3113330
spy on jackie
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>>3113322
-Bathroom
Maybe you can cleanse the evil out of your guts.
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>>3113322
>What do about how goddamn shitty you feel?
>"Whatever man, shits in the past. Can't let it keep haunting you." Shake the wand just to fuck with what's left of dad's sou.

>Bathroom then Food

>"Muscles man, check the level before you flex. Aint worth it on a pal."


>Check on the Maker. and see if anything is wrong with him. And then see how Wondervon is doing and if he knows what a "Rod From God" is and if we can make one quickly. (Tapered 3x20 foot rod of Tungsten)
>THEN OVER LUNCH
>CALL BACK HEKAPOO

>ASK IF LUCIKRON COULD TAKE CONTROL OF ANYONE COLLARED

>THEN INVITE HER OVER TO TALK ABOUT WHY TIME IS BROKEN, SEASON 1 AND THE PATH AHEAD.


>Oh and remake Grate when we get a chance. We must ensure we have the Hypeman ready for the Ball.
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>>3113322
>Bathroom
Then
>Food
Then
>Joyride
??
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>>3113332
Fuckin, I suppose. Fuck it, changing to >>3113337

Seems like the most well thought out plan
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>>3113337
support
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>>3113337

I'll support It
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>>3113322
>What do about how goddamn shitty you feel?
Keep those ugly feelings down there Anon.
You have the power to protect her and watch over her.
You're not so different from Marco as you might think
Outside. Maybe you can clear your head. And lets go with Susan. She needs to clear her head too. Girl has had it rough lately.

You can always check on your loved ones if you feel they're in danger with your wand's new power.


>Wondervon is asleep amongst the much cleaner lab supplies
>Your new abomination, the Maker is twitching in the corner
Wondervon has been pretty a'right lately... despite the drunkedness
Wonder what he'd think of going to Moon's ball...He needs the relief.

Also, Stacey Seems nice. Maybe we can talk to her....
What did she even spend all of our money on. We needed groceries. Did she bought the entire store?
Also, would like to talk about The Poet and the Mad Maker.
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>>3113322
>Explore Luna's world
Eh, why not. Might most likely get us killed, but if there's anything Warcraft III taught me, it's to at least get rid of the primary Fog of War ASAP.
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>>3113382
I'll also support >>3113377 though.
>>
https://youtu.be/7VJHiB2fl_s

>The Winner is Bathroom
>The Quiet Place
>The Place to order out all the things that riddle your heart with discontent
>Like the echo of your father's angry, selfish screams as y-

A: "No. No. No flashbacks."
>You look at the mass of hands in the corner

A: "You good?"
>The Abomination rattles
>Then rolls
>Backwards
>Up the wall
>He hides in the light fixtures and seizes repeatedly

A: "Huh..."
>That tormented soul is not done being in pain it would seem

>You pat Bow
>Eye Wondervon

A: "Ey. Ey, moleman."
W: "Mrrmmf..."
A: "Can we make like...tungsten rods?"
W: "How big?"
A: "Size of like fuckin' tree trunks."

W: "...how common is calcium tungstate or iron manganese tungstate in your soil?"
A: "..."
>It is too goddamn early
>For math

A: "Here."
>You rub some dirt from under your left tiddy
>Give it to him
A: "Soil sample."
W: "..."
>He gets a nearby ore rock
>Crunches into it with his teeth

W: "You dizgust me."
A: "Uhuh."

>He chews
>Rolls it from one cheek to the next

W: "Hm...10,000."
A: "Metal units?"
W: "From zeh ground, yes."
A: "..."
W: "I zuspect your planet has tungsten in 1.5 parts per...oh, 900,000."

>You need to google that
>But if he's even close


A: "I'm gonna go take a shit so bad I should be arrested."

St: "An' OIL get brikfist started!"


-What do you want for breakfast, Anon?

>Mom's Eggs (Instant eggs)
+1 swole

>Mom's Waffles (Microwave)
+1 comfort

>Your usual (Hot milk and extra marshmallow cereal)
-You can do business while you eat
or

>Eat real food for fuck's sake
+1 not being dead by 30
-You will literally have to fight your body to eat it


cont
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>>3113428
>>3113428

>Walking up the stairs
>Oh
>Fuck
>It's agony
>Your feet feel like lead
>You strip as you walk
>Knowing the sweet release of a shower and hot shit will soon set you f-

>WHAM!
>The door
>It's fuckin' closed

A: "..."
>Muscles get a 26 on forcing the door
>His fist RAMS through the ancient wood
>You put a foot up on the wall as her anchors in on the other side

>CRACKAWAck WAHM!

>You and Muscles send the door down the stairs together
>As you waltz in

>You see one of the skeletons
>In your Bathroom
>In YOUR
>BATHROOM
>About to use your shower

A: "What fucking shift are you on?"
Sk: "...Second."
>Anon squints at them as he peels their head
>They are a liar

A: "Punishment."
>You sit on the toilet
>Hold your skull in yours and Muscles hands
A: "You need some goddamn punishment..."


ANON
YOU SIT UPON THE THRONE
AS YOUR THOUGHTS PLAGUE YOU


>Who is Jackie on the date with?
>It could be Justin?
>No
>No
>Justin is Britt's Property

>Could it be that one friend she has?
>Nah
>Jackie's told you the only girls she likes are ones like Janna

>You shoot up
A: "Janna."
>Then
>Your guts wretch

>17 on the intensity of this shit


ROLL CON TO KEEP YOURSELF

On the toilet.


-WHAT PUNISHMENT FOR THIS SLACKER SKELETON!?

-Dungeon?
-A day without legs
-They have to clean this up when you're shitting your brains out

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>>3113433
>>3113433

YOU STILL DON'T HAVE A THRONE
-Is the bean bag chair good enough?
-You could loot Woevenmire for one
-You could ask Hek for something to impress Mewmans
-Susan for something that impresses Monsters
or
-Ask Luna to be traditional


YOUR KINGDOM HAS NO WAY TO MAKE MONEY
-You just pawned off half your silver to liquidate down to $9,000 cash
-However
-You could get broke again with the way you spend


What sort of things could Anon use his empire for?
-Kid's Parties/Neighborhood held (Small Money, Very safe)

-Factory Labor (Medium Money, Will probably cause revolts)

-Rob fucking criminals with Skeleton Soldiers
(Big Money. Big risks. Might end up on the news)

>LUNA'S MAGIC IS STILL MISSING
-Your only lead on Toffee is that he's in a Tardis
-Basically makes it real hard to fucking find him

-So that leaves the resurrection spell
-Has to be somewhere out in space
-FFFFFFFFFFFF


How can you SCOUT SPACE!?
It's SPACE fer fuck's sake

-The Psychic people on earth seem to be reacting to an approaching darkness
-Could that be the black hole?

-If it is
How the hell do you deal with that?

>Your phone goes off again

PICTURE POST FROM JACKIE LYNN THOMAS

J: "Look who decided to start the day right!"
>It's a picture of her
>With Janna
>Janna has the Goat with her
>He is stretching in the background
>The next picture has Jackie becoming an alarmed Blur
>As Janna is putting a cigarette out
>On her own arm


Finally...

>The Bike Cost 180 Metal to produce
>Along with the rest of your Rubies
>You are nearly of Ammo
>Because of the fuck huge gang fight


What do?
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Rolled 8 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>3113433
-They have to clean this up when you're shitting your brains out
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3113433
>SKULL GOTTA WATCH US SHIT AND CLEAN IT UP
Earn your shower bitch


>THE THRONE
-Ask Luna to be traditional. Ask her if she can make it sing for us using some Ghosts. I want Hymns and Memes on demand.

>Ask Luna about Time magic and if she can sense where her magic spell is. WE are looking for a black hole 7000 years in the past.


>Call up Fat Tony. Tell him we are looking to hire out some Undead Mooks. Take good direction, can get shot a bunch. 20% on takes with 500/per day/per head. Need ammo. Have their own piece.
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>>3113438
>-WHAT PUNISHMENT FOR THIS SLACKER SKELETON!?
Clean up!

>YOU STILL DON'T HAVE A THRONE
Let's ask Susan for what would impress a mewman. Something tells me she has a good idea.

>What sort of things could Anon use his empire for?
Big Money, Big Risks. Let's rob criminals.

The rest, everyone else work out. I'm too tired.
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>>3113428
>>3113438
>Waffles
We about to punish not only this skelemans, but this toilet. We'll need some comfort afterwards.

>Clean this up
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>>3113433

>THE THRONE
-Ask Luna to be traditional. Ask her if she can make it sing for us using some Ghosts. I want Hymns and Memes on demand.

>Ask Luna about Time magic and if she can sense where her magic spell is. WE are looking for a black hole 7000 years in the past.

>Call up Fat Tony. Tell him we are looking to hire out some Undead Mooks. Take good direction, can get shot a bunch. 20% on takes with 500/per day/per head. Need ammo. Have their own piece.

>Clean this up
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3113428
>FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

>>3113433
It's most likely Marco. It would explain the comment.
Dick move on his part, but it makes too much sense on the grand scale of things. After all, not only do we know he has a crush on her, but we literally dumped him with our whole life story, probably including how we picked up on Jackie

>>3113438
>Ask Luna to be traditional
She hates thrones, but it's HER castle.
>Kid's Parties/Neighborhood held
As much as we're an empire and all, this IS a Star Vs. spinoff.

>Luna's Resurrection Spell
Well, my current only answer is Star. If only because she's confirmed to know a spell that lets us breathe in space, which is a starter.
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>>3113450
>>3113456
Isn't Tony retired and some young bloods took over?
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>>3113433
adding the rest to my vote here:
>Eat real food for fuck's sake
>Throne-
Ask everyone to see what the options are currently before deciding.
>What sort of things could Anon use his empire for?
-We currently mine for metal. Possible find a means to off load excess metal to make a profit.
-Instead of using Skeletons for Labor maybe develop a Automated factory to alleviate the labor strain.

>LUNA'S MAGIC IS STILL MISSING
-Talk to homeless about the darkness.
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Rolled 7 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>Mom's Eggs (Instant eggs)
+1 swole

Become the size of a barge

I'm torn between Factory and Robbing criminals. I suppose >>3113456 has a good idea, but I don't see why we can't do both.

Specifically shit that needs to be outsourced or is in high demand either on Mewni or on Earth. Maybe bullets? People always need bullets, hell WE need bullets. Produce enough bullets that we have a surplus. Give them regular breaks and make sure the shit is up to standards, decreasing the chance of riots and increasing moral!

Also we need to attract more subjects to our kingdom and around Castle Woevenmire. Advertize that OUR kingdom is safe from the whole monster war thing and can be made rich with corn! Initiate TRADE and BUSINESS with Mewni!

Also gather some more fucking dead people like damn son, the more dead people in our army means more money saved on not paying for a military, with more people to set aside for raids

>The Throne
Something that shows off how fucking magic we are. Mewmans are most likely stuffy and monsters are too brutish to
>Ask Luna

>Punishment
Not only will he have to WATCH THIS but he will have to CLEAN IT LATER. YOU'RE A SKELETON, YOU DON'T HAVE BODY ODOR. YOU WANT A SHOWER HELP US BUILD LODGINGS.
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>>3113433
>>3113443
>>3113461
Forgot to link.
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>>3113438
>The next picture has Jackie becoming an alarmed Blur
>As Janna is putting a cigarette out
>On her own arm
?!?!
We haven't checked on with Janna since the rebirth... might be a good idea to visit her? Maybe as part of the joyride?
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>>3113428
>+1 not being dead by 30
>-You will literally have to fight your body to eat it
Cause Anon needs to https://youtu.be/9Deg7VrpHbM?t=2

>-They have to clean this up when you're shitting your brains out
Doesn't the castle have a Staff wing? Fuckshit.
Anon tryna be a good boss, but these dudes keep trying his patience. Try and see to the needs of your servants, but make sure to punish any misbehaving....
Which reminds me, I think Poet's "punishment" was bad enough. can't we find another purpose for him that isn't being a crotch ornament?

>You could loot Woevenmire for one
For now. We can also supervise how our skeletons are Woevenmire are doing.
We can concentrate on actually making our own custom-made Throne afterwards.

>-Rob fucking criminals with Skeleton Soldiers
>(Big Money. Big risks. Might end up on the news)
Maybe we can do it off world? Rob Space Pirates. IN space no one will hear them scream.

>How can you SCOUT SPACE!?
>It's SPACE fer fuck's sake
>-The Psychic people on earth seem to be reacting to an approaching darkness
>-Could that be the black hole?
>-If it is
>How the hell do you deal with that?
Go to the Hobo Camp. Consult with the homeless and DIrt Bro for clues.
Also might wanna do something about that girl Grate and the boys killed.
Omnitraxsus might also know something about The Darkness thing.

>The Bike Cost 180 Metal to produce
>Along with the rest of your Rubies
>You are nearly of Ammo
>Because of the fuck huge gang fight
We're gonna need to set up some form of manufacturing of weapons.
Either produce our own Earth Weapons or ask Wonderboy what he thinks would be best to arm our undead with, both Skeleton Elite and Zombies we have on standby.
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>>3113468
We might want to tell her the homeless should be moving out of her bus and returning to the regular haunt some time soon. Though a phone call might be better.
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>>3113468
It was literally yesterday. She's probbly fine.
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Rolled 14, 14 = 28 (2d20)

>>3113433
>>3113438
>Have Skeltal polish ALL his skellie-bros to a shine
>Have the throne be something that shows off our power, but in a tasteful way
>>
Fuck you know what, switching from >>3113463 to >>3113472

This nigga seems to know what's up
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>>3113438
>>3113453
>ask Susan
If it's enough to impress monsters, it should be enough to terrify anyone else we deal with.
>>
I think Robbing criminals isn't the best option right now. I'd hold off on it as we don't need another distraction in the form of more people trying to kill us. Would rather focus on finding our spell.
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Rolled 10, 20 = 30 (2d20)

>>3113438

>eat real food
>Throne-
Ask everyone to see what the options are currently before deciding
.>What sort of things could Anon use his empire for?
-in prove the living conditions of the undead
-COLLECT DEAD BODIES AND SOULS
-We currently mine for metal. Possible find a means to off load excess metal to make a profit.
-Instead of using Skeletons for Labor maybe develop a Automated factory to alleviate the labor strain. and make real mining equipment for the skeletons to use
make sure everything is up to code so we can make them happy and avoid revolts
possibly hire them out to mow-lawns and clean those roof pipes and possibly asking tony if he want to hire some undead

>Ask Luna about Time magic and if she can sense where her magic spell is. WE are looking for a black hole 7000 years in the past. and talk with the homeless people about this
Go to the Hobo Camp. Consult with the homeless and DIrt Bro for clues.
Also might wanna do something about that girl Grate and the boys killed.
Omnitraxsus might also know something about The Darkness thing.

>Punishment
you are going to watch this then clean it up

get a suggestion box for the skeletons
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>>3113491
eat food
get more bodies get better equipment for those working bodies set up for a future factory improve there living conditions

hire out some skeletons possibly to tony have the skeletons do small stuff like mowing the lawn cleaning roof pipes ect for money

talk with the hobos and talk with luna about time travel magic

the skeleton is going to watch and clean this up
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>>3113502
>>3113491
another idea talk with heck about job opportunities for our skeletons
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>>3113438
>Mom's Eggs (Instant eggs)
+1 swole

Whatever, we're probably gonna be a lich or something by the time we're thirty.

>Ask Luna to be traditional

Whatevs, it's our castle, not like we get enough visitors that care about decor for it to matter. It's Woevenmire where we may want to make things posher.

>Rob fucking criminals with Skeleton Soldiers, but on some other poor fucker's planet

Just pick an inhabited one at random that uses gold as a currency, I guess? We can just ask Hek or Star or something.
>>
>>3113508
Or I guess it's dimensions more then other planets, but you get the idea.
>>
>>3113472 this
>>3113485 why should our throne only scare monsters and mewmans? Ask Luna to get us the most glorious and terrifying throne in this universe and any other.
>>
We know some criminals have connections with magical. I'd rather not deal with that shit.
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>>3113506

I can support these >>3113491
>>
https://youtu.be/aT8ix3ZNlLM

>The Punishment

A: YUUHHRrrrrKEYYYYYYY!"

>The Skeleton tries to step around y-
A: "NO!"
>You look up
>As sweat pours down your forehead and drips from your chin
>Muscles spasms and grabs the counter/sink

>He and your wriggling has loosened the toilet

A: "You stay."
>There is no toilet
A: "You stay and you WATCH."


>>3113472
>>3113472

>4 on the dice
+13 from Con!

>>3113459
+2

>19 total

>heh

>SHKKKRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPSSHHHHHAAAHAHAHH

A: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
>It's like someone shook milk into a chocolate syrup bottle and then left it in the sun for a week then squeezed it out into a bucket of soggy bisquits then blended that and mixed it in a cardboard box of cracked soup cans

>Why
>Why are you this sick?

>The fucking bowl cracks
>Then you stop

A: "Huh...huf...STACY!"
>You scream from the highest tower

A: "STACY!"
St: "Yeh!?"

A: "MAKE A FUCKING OMELETTE."
St: "Yeh, Oiroight!"

>Silence
St: "Wot's an Omelette?"

A: "YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

>Now it's more like brake fluid spraying out of the back of a dump truck that's on fire passing through a ring of paper-cut dick skin


>With your 19
>You fall off the toilet
>Finish that half of that squeeze
>Then
>Panting

>You get back on the bowl

A: "HNNNNNNFG"

PHONE CALL WITH FAT TONY

FT: "Ayyyahaha! How's it goin?"
A: "Tony. I got s-"

>SGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRIIIISHHHHBobsVEGAN

FT: "Holy shit."
A: "More like Satanic."
>SHRUSKHS
FT: "I think yer asshole's speakin' Hindi. I had that once."
A: "Ah yeah? WHy HHAHIIIIIII- FUckit. Fuck. Tony. I wanna score some cash."
FT: "Sell pussy or sell snow."

A: "No."
FT: "Then rob somebody."
A: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-SURE! Who should I rob? I got DUDES. Dead dudes that does what I says an- OH CHRIST. OH-"

>The air you push out feels like it's coiling
>It's a snake of air that goes up to your heart

A: "aAhah...AhHHHH"
>You smack your toothbrush off the counter
>It lands in the floor stains
>You follow it after your back cracks from pushing so much
>A little bit of blood sprays across the toilet behind you


ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 6 DAMAGE

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>>3113649
>>3113649

A: "Can I send skeletons as Muscle for your guys?"
FT: "I don't -have- guys no more but uh...Tell ya what."


>Tony offers you options


-The Italians
FT: "Daddy Oregano and his family have a long standing tradition of loans and private gambling halls. They'd use your skeletons as security on their business deals or to transport ViPs. Personally? I prefer the street level stuff. It's low key. Keeps the heat off. Kickass food too...but no serious connections."


-The Japanese
FT: "Old school fucking Yakuza types. Second biggest gang in the city. Wouldn't trust your guys at first but they have more political power at the high levels than anyone else. Dey also ain't shy about the fact dey truck with uh...supernatural forces."

-The South Americans
FT: "Big time."
A: "WhatSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
FT: "Real big time. Dangerous cats. Crazy too. They'll want you in bed with em but they gots human trafficking, drug smuggling, local police bribes you name it. They do it all. Dirty and Dirt Cheap. Plus. Latina Broads."

A: "Nice."
>You hang up
>Then stand
>Your knees shake

>The Skeleton beside you
>Had to clean himself
>Just to watch

>You start the water again

A: "Clean that up."

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>>3113652

https://youtu.be/wOMwO5T3yT4

>You shower
>Oh man
>It feels good
>Your head swims in heat
>Your body
>Is CLEANSED

>You reach for the soap
>And the bar is fresh
>You sniff

>Honey
>and
>Mint

A: "Damn."
>No wonder you're broke
>Stacy is a bang up assistant
>Worth her weight in gold

L: "I can feel you, still."
>Luna
>She's always with you
L: "All this time. All these changes and you still feel the same."

>She is in a tiny bath cap
>Wearing a striped jumper swim suit like the 30s flappers did
>It's Black and Pink

>You hug her
A: "Mom."
>She hugs you back
>It's totally not weird you're in the shower
>Nah
>She's not naked

L: "I could be."


>You're a ghost you thirsty fuckin' poltergeist

L: "What do you need, Anonymous?"

A: "How do I do this?"
>You motion to yourself
>She snaps her fingers
>A loofa appears

L: "Well first you-"
>You smack the loofa away
>It hits the skeleton outside

A: "I mean rule."
L: "Are you the ruler?"
A: "..."
L: "Then you are ruling fine."
A: "What was your throne like?"
L: "It wasn't. It was a comfy chair."
A: "I want something that's all you under me. All...us."

>You clench your fingers
>Some poo squeezes out and gets rinsed away by the hot water

A: "I wan regality n' shit."

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>>3113655
>>3113655

L: "...Solid Gold."
A: "What?"
>You turn to her
>Somewhat aghast

L: "I know alchemical reactions that could make anything a pure metal. Element. Or mineral into a deadly weapon. I'm a pragmatist. Not a show boater..."

>Luna tells you this

-With 100k Gold pieces
-You'll have a throne that fills others with Terror and Awe


-With 10,000 Diamonds
-You'll have a throne that can incinerate everyone in the throne room

-With a Throne made from Solid Onyx
-You'll be able to summon Ghosts to serve you in an instant


>Now that
>Is some fuckin' Royalty she can get behind

L: "Now hold still. You've neglected your ears again."

A: "How do we find your spell?"
L: "We both suspect the same thing. That darkness has it."

>She leans against your ear
>For a moment
>You don't think you feel just hot water pressed to your neck

L: "We find the Darkness. We find the riches. We plunder them both and we'll be poised to take back what is finally mine...and build yours."

>Her words echo in your head as you make your way down the stairs

L: "Your legacy. Your inheritance."

>Your legacy?
>Huh
>The future

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>>3113658
>>3113658

>You exit the shower to the sight of Bow MANGLING that Skeleton cause it's a delicious chew boi

A: "In the future...we could make like. A factory. That runs itself. All ghosts and magic. So nobody has to work too hard...we could raid -space- criminals."

L: "We could raid the monsters. Once we find them."

>You pat Bow
A: "Put it down, boi. He's been punished."
>Bow drops him

A: "Tell the others. No more of this shit. Finish cleaning Woevenmire and this castle and we're good. Get my goddamn clothes ready. The new ones."

>The Skeleton scurries off

>Anon sits down to a hearty breakfast
>Omelette
>Bacon
>Toast

St: "An some Orange Juice fer ya."
>Stacy tops you off

>As you whip out your phone

PHONE CALL WITH HEKAPOO

A: "Aye."
H: "Yo."
A: "Not busy for once?"
H: "Not too busy to answer some stuff."

>You hear a loud CRACK in the background

A: "What'ya doin?"
H: "Watching me workout."

>She sends you a video call
>She is indeed
>Feet up on the couch
>Watching three of her other selves
>Get their Hekin' sweat on

A: "Das h-"
H: "No Hot jokes."
A: "Fine."
>You consider yourself for a second
H: "S'nice view tho."
>She remarks as one of her selves bends over to stretch

A: "Heka-yes."
H: "Perv."
A: "I ain't denyin' that you succubus-stop. Now tell me something."
H: "Bout what?"
A: "First off. Where can I get a fuckload of Gold and Diamonds and Shit?"

H: "Psh. Mewni treasury. A giant Hoard. Or the Pixie Dimension."

A: "Now."
>You lick your lips
>Smack them

A: "Hell collars."

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>>3113666
>>3113666

>All the Hek's stop working out
H: "You better not have."
A: "I didn't. I need to know if Lucikron can take control of anybody wearing them tho."
H: "Why?"

>The truth
>You've stuck to it lately

A: "My dad. He had two of em. One he put on my biological mom. The other one was for me."
>You sniff
>What th-

>Oh
>Your voice cracks

A: "I fucked him up good a-...and now they're stuck."
H: "Anon...Hang on, kid. I think I can call Glos-"
A: "No."
>You seethe a second

A: "Fuck him. Just tell me."
H: "...they can't come off. Not until the heart of the original owner stops."

>The h-
A: "Oh."
>You look into your wand
>You have John's soul
>However
>His heart
>His original heart

>You gave it away
>So someobody else could live
>Or as close to live as you could make them

H: "Lucikron's sealed up. He's in the deepest pit cause of what he pulled with that middle plain invasion. His WILL is null and void until he escapes so...that's a good thousand years? Until he takes the throne of Hell again and..."

A: "And what?"
H: "...he condemns the souls of all those shackled to his domain. Everyone who's ever worn a collar or entered into a deal with him. He'll take their spirits and put them in the pit. Judge them...and if they used his powers for personal gain? At all. They'll be used as fuel for the fires."


>You drop the phone
H: "Anon!? Anon, talk to me! ANon! I know what you did back then ANON! ANon talk to m-"

>You shake
>Your lips
>Blacken
>As your blood sours
>Your towel falls off

Sa: "Good morning everyo-"
>Sabrina walks in

A: "Get out."
>She gets the hell out

>You feel like you're gonna be sick again

>Make your choices above

...and what do?
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>>3113668
> SHAKE IT OFF ANON, YOURE A KING! WE WILL DEAL WITH IT. LIFE IS SHIT BUT WE MAKE IT BETTER. MAKE, NOT IS, MAKE. We can get them off.


>Talk to the Yakuza, politics means a lot against the MIB. I am sure they would welcome someone who is okay with Supes and is against the MIB

>Press with Hekapoo about last summer. "How much do you know, and who told you?"

>Get wondervon the alchemy formula. Ask him if he knows it and would he have trouble automating it into converting lava into a base material that can be shaped into whatever is needed. Autofactory style.
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Can we mix the gold and onix choices?. Even if it costs more materials as a punishment, it will fit the "Black and Gold king" tematic.
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>>3113686
>Adding Revive Grate to talk to the Yakuza. He can be political enough to follow custom and into insult his way into a bodybag.
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>>3113691
We don't need a throne right now. We can wait. For now, no throne but for where we sit. The world is our throne.
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>>3113686
>>3113691
>>3113695
support
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>>3113668
Lets get Grate back and send him to the Yakuza, but I don't want to discount the Italians. They may not have serious connections sure, but that can change and in the past they were some serious competition.
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>>3113686
>>3113710
>>3113668
Supporting this too
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>>3113652
>The Yakuza
Personally prefer the Italians, but eh. Why not.

>>3113658
>Gold
Literally bcuz Luna suggested it.
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>>3113668

Calm down for a moment, explain to Hek the situation of our shit dad putting a hell collar on Emily.

As for enterprising options:

>-The Japanese
>-The Italians

Don't see why we can't work with both, so long as we can get bodies we have as much manpower as need be. We'd have to prevent them from coming into conflict with one another however.

Throne options:

>-With 100k Gold pieces
>-You'll have a throne that fills others with Terror and Awe

>-With a Throne made from Solid Onyx
>-You'll be able to summon Ghosts to serve you in an instant

>-With 10,000 Diamonds
>-You'll have a throne that can incinerate everyone in the throne room

I want it all, obviously we can't get it yet but with time it'll be effective

Supporting this too >>3113686
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>>3113686
>>Press with Hekapoo about last summer. "How much do you know, and who told you?"
I don't get this. She was there, and also she worked for Lucikron way back in the day.
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>>3113686
>>3113695

Supporting. It's all good, we've got a thousand years, we'll just kill Lucikron later. It'll be easy.
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>>3113668
>>3113666
>>3113658
>>3113655
>Tony offers you options
>Italians
Italians seem like a save bet, but could attract MiBBies and make us a bigger target for them since we're associating with criminals.
>Japanese
Remember all of those yakuza we killed back at the ending of Season 1? The ones connected with the Petyrsons Sea Trolls and the Sea Hag? Do you think they will remember us killing dozens of their friends and colleagues in a single Cruci-Crush rage spell?
>South Amercans
Well, the South Americans seem like assholes. I certainly wouldn't mind taking their shit.


>Throne
I don't think we need a throne right now. Who says we need to have a throne that does *just* one thing?
Lets think these options further and just get a throne from Woevenmire for now.

Speak to Dirt Bro and the Hobos in the came about The Darkness whenever you can.

>A: "In the future...we could make like. A factory. That runs itself. All ghosts and magic. So nobody has to work too hard...we could raid -space- criminals."
You can also get some Robots from Wondervon you know?
Remember all of those wonderful machines he had when we first met him in Purrkistan?
Remember his creations from his previous home?

>Hell Collars.
Well, Lucikron won't get outta there in a thousand years more or less. That's enough time for that lil girl to die of natural causes, her soul to return to our wand and for the Hell Collars to drop.
Emily might be a goner by then.

Either way, we might want to prevent any unnecessary drama.
We could always contact Tom. He's in Headbook, isn't he? He might know something we can do from the inside of Hell. If Hell is free of Lucikron's will right now t might mean we can go there (RELATIVELY) unopposed.
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Are we really going to make deals with the mafia? We can get the money with the factories in a short time, without getting into trouble and respecting the "anti-hero that do not actively fuck the innocent" dynamic
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>>3113724
I'd assume all three groups are competitive with one another. If we try and work two sides at once and they find out we might make enemies out of both of them.
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>>3113668
Tell her what you did Anon. Tell her how you gave the heart away.

If you going to do crime go with The Italians.

-With a Throne made from Gold.

Talk with her.
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>>3113751

In that case I support the Nippon because Italian Incompetence is a terrible disease.


And I hate the smell of so much olive oil
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Here is the thing we're white and the Italians will trust us more then the others.
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>>3113758

But Tony did say the Japs were more open about the idea they work with the supernatural.

That and I'm hoping to see not!Majima and not!Kiryu as two of the NPCs for it
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>>3113747#
Supporting, also plan how to clean the city from criminals (in the future, we don't want more problems now)
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>>3113668
>Crime Path
Rather apprehensive about this. We've done good by fucking over the bad guys that the "good guys" have ignored. The African strip miners, etc... couldn't we fuck up the south American cartels? We got vermin for spies, portals for transportation.
Or fuck over the government a bit... Gold? Go Raid Fort Knox or one of the gold mines the US has under control or something similar. MIB have already signed off and stepped away from the table with us.

>Hell Collars
Supporting >>3113747 . Tom seems like the best bet, and if memory serves correctly, he had no love for his daddy either.
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>>3113770
>Go Raid Fort Knox or one of the gold mines the US has under control or something similar. MIB have already signed off and stepped away from the table with u
They aren't taking an active stan against us though. They're right now just actively tryina spy on us.
attacking Fort Knox will just make us Enemy Number 1 of The USA and therefore MiBBies.

Fucking up criminals in other countries and planets seems life a safer bet.
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>>3113668
Can we PLEASE try to make an effort not to yell at or bully Sabrina just because we can without fear of consequence?
I know no one here actually WANTED that to happen, but if we just let it go without making a effort to stop it, it will keep happening and set a bad precedent.
Anyway.
>Tony offers you options
The Japanese:
Been there. Done that. I've played Yakuza and it should be a good time.
>Throne
With a Throne made from Solid Onyx:
The best of the perks, and i REALLY don't wanna waste shit on HAVING IT ALL on bull shit when we have other things we need to buy.
>Other
We should try to start making plans to deal with the whole Psycho storm above the planet.
That seems like a fun way to spend the day while we are waiting for Britt's party to start.
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>>3113668
Apologize to Sabrina.
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>>3113668
>>3113789
SUPPORT
.
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Forget the diamonds, BLACK AND GOLD THRONE: it's not as OP as incinerating interlopers with a thougth but we can pull it through without getting baby curse again
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>>3113819
>>3113668
>BLACK AND GOLD THRONE
>Both Onyx and Gold Throne.
Swounds Bitchin.
Can top it off with some Undead to essentially make something look like >>3113472, but even more regal.

Also goes with Anon's color palette.
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>>3113732
She was there for part of it, but a whole lot of things happened when she was captured and after ???

I don't want to take the chance that Glossy fed Hekapoo a line of bullshit.
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>>3113747
>Remember all of those yakuza we killed back at the ending of Season 1?
Were they yakuza's? or were they Triad's? Cuz I thought they were chinky.
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>>3113747
>>3113668
>>3113838
Were they?
My mistake then if they were.

If they are not an option here it might mean we essentially broke what hold on Echo Creek they had back then.
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>>3113747
>>3113770
>Get Rich, Bitch
Supporting the Hekapoo option of Mewni, offworld hoard then.
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>>3113838
They were Yakuza.
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>>3113784
>Travel back in time and punch yourself for bullying Sabrina.

>Punch quest for bully as well.
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>>3113789
Yes.
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>Is there a way we can make Anon stop randomly attacking and abusing people?

>Shock collar? Bell?

>Magical voodoo curse?
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>>3114068
Stop letting us control him?
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>>3114070

Actually try and make an effort to stop it?

>>3113789

Supportan
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>>3113789
>>3113791
>>3113784

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyORieDhpkg

Hm...concerted effort.
Maybe you're not the -worst- parts of him either.

H: "Anon. Pick up. I can't tell where your phone is and I don't think I can avoid eating my weight in spicy honey if you hurt yourself."

>Anonymous
>Picks up his weight
>He grabs the phone

A: "Hol up."

>Click

>He stomps
>Still mostly nude
>He pauses

A: "..."
>Snap!
>Skeletal servants come scrambling in
>They put on his dress shirt
>His vest
>They bring him a comb made out of bony fingers
>He slicks his hair
>He and Muscles struggle to do it b-

>14

>They tie his tie correctly.

>You head for the garden
>Dressed
>You open the door
>Stand there
>Solemnly

A: "I sucked out my Dad's soul cause he beat me as a kid and I'm sorry but I'm mean...so I might be mean to you. Sometimes..."
>Sabrina was in there
>She doesn't look upset

A: "I'm sorry."
Sa: "It's o-"
A: "It's not ok for me to hurt you. Ever."
Sa: "...ok."
A: "Cool."
>You close the door
>Head for your throne room

>You whip out
THE WAND'S MAGIC MIRROR MODE

BZZRST~!

>VIDEO CALL WITH HEKAPOO

H: "Anon. Hoh thank Hek you're o- whoah."

>She sees you
>Impetuous little youth that you are
>With some light chin hair
>Your scars
>Cleaned and glistening
>Slick hair
>Tight outfit

>Seated on your bean bag in an unknown fortress

>That's twice in a row, kid
>You've come off as fucking cool

A: "How much do you know. About the writers."
H: "...I know what Glossaryck told me."
>Her tone is soft
>Pliant

L: "She's impressed. Along with embarrassed."
A: "About what?"
L: "That -you- have impressed her."


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>>3114074
Id vote for effort.
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>>3114075
>>3114075

A: "So you know what I did?"
H: "No. I just know we aren't a story anymore...that's all he said."
A: "That's all?"

>Why?

A: "Why?"
>Her volume is lower
>She seeks her answers before snapping
>Her ears are pink
>Her eyes aren't on you

H: "Said we needed to find out on our own what's different. So I did. I know we're a -game- but I don't know what that means."
>She looks back up at you
>Her spirit returned

H: "Doesn't matter much to me. I know my spot. I made it. I know my job. I made that too. I know you."
A: "...but we don't know where we -fit- in all this. How we WIN at the game!"
H: "Who cares?"
A: "..."
H: "I was losing my first game. Under the Devil's thumb. Served his purpose. Had to get all my pleasure second to his. So I played my own game."

>She smirks
H: "Still am."
A: "So in the whole goddamn fuckshit of everything you look at the Huma-"
H: "Demon."
A: "Demon condition and you say?"
H: "Heck that. I'm takin' my toys and playing somewhere else."

>Luna appears
>On your shoulder

L: "Now I know why Glossaryck likes you."
>Hekastun
H: "...Luna."
L: "Yes?"
H: "You look like somebody I had to kill once."
L: "Unfortunate."
H: "Is that a disguise?"
L: "You could never do it again."

H: "I'll see you at the heist, Anon. Bring yourself. That's all that matters to me."
A: "What I did-"
H: "Doesn't matter."
A: "..."
H: "Just do your BEST with what you got outta it."

>Bleep

>You are Alone

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>>3114081
>>3114081

>You are still unhappy
>Confused
>Yet you are alone

A: "Hek sees the world as a cage."
L: "One she doesn't care to escape...provided that the bars don't squeeze her tight enough."
A: "You hate the cage."
L: "I hate constraint. Perceptible or otherwise."
A: "I hate..."

>You look at the ceiling
>As you back up and PLOP down into your throne

A: "Idleness. Wastefulness..."
>You grimace
A: "I hate the unworthy and ungrateful and I hate fucking LIARS!"

>Liars
>liars
>liars...

A: "Glossaryck is a liar. My goddamn Dad. Was a liar. My mom's a liar...but she only lies to herself I-..."
>You lean forward

A: "I've lied...I gotta stop."
>You clench your fists
A: "I have to be better than them."

>You stand
A: "Better than all of them."

>24 metal spent to bring back GRATE
>You're out of Rubies
>So you use 2 gold pieces for eyes.

Gr: "My lord...I live. Tah serve."
A: "You're going to the Ocean."
Gr: "I go where you command."
A: "You're gonna hook us up with some crazy Nippon mother fuckers."
Gr: "...what. Is a Nippon?"
A: "Know the Africans?"
Gr: "Yes."
A: "Like that but cooler tattoos and smaller penises."
Gr: "Than who?"
A: "Everyone."
Gr: "Praise you, My Lord."

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>>3114090
>>3114090

>You march to Wondervon
>You find him tutoring Olson
>On how to re-assemble things he takes apart

-13 total on int

O: "Aw..."

A: "Wondy."
>He's actually cleaned his glasses
>You can see his eyes
>With the shaved face
>He's almost a new Mole

>He looks so much more
>Awake

A: "I want something better than weapons."
W: "Hm? Like vat?"
A: "I want your best."
>He looks taken aback

A: "I saw what you did in that lab. I saw your dreams. That place was a paradise. It was fucking beautiful. I need to make an empire for every fuckin' body to FEAR and to WORSHIP. Life here needs to be...better. Safer. Cleaner."

>You offer him your human hand
A: "Help me turn stone into gold. Help me recycle this degenerate reality. Let's win, Wondervon. I want you to help me WIN."

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>>3114097
>>3114097

https://youtu.be/-RTfPLx104s

>He adjusts his glasses
>Takes a deep breath
>As he looks at his son
>As a mechnical spider overhead
>Puts a broken speaker back together
>With no feeling
>With no concern for what talking to each other in a big, empty place like this means

>He sighs
>As he gets nervous
>His thick, clawed fingers drum
>As do his toes
>He turns to you
>You notice
>His hair is still greasy and unkempt
>His clothes don't fit right
>Still
>There's something there
>Something a place to live
>Has given him back
>Something you
>May have helped him find


W: "Do you know zeh fizt and greatezt purpoze of my Wonder Blunders?"

>Wonder
>Blunders
>That's what he fucking called them

A: "...No."
W: "Not to make life easier."

>He waddles over to a huge glass tube
>Plucks a plump grub from the black soil inside

W: "...but to make it a Joy to live."
>He stabs the grub with a needle attached to a long hose
>Pulls a trigger
>The Grub inflates
>Turns lime green and blue

>He eats it
>You smell electric blueberry

W: "To make a
Lebensfreude again...would be quite the task."
A: "A transmuter. Using Luna's Alchemy."

>You can feel his hesitation
>You flex Muscles

A: "I'll do whatever I can."
W: "No violence. No trickery. It has to be pure."
A: "Pure..."


>Wondervon presents
>That he can make a fabulous creation
>A way to convert base minerals (with minor loss) to all other forms

>To do so however
>You'll need a small fortune of metal

-100,000 Metal units
-A greater Soul (Similar in power to Tahm Kench)
-A whole other Volcano or similar power source

>However
>Thanks to Luna's Perfect Vessel Spell
>It CAN be enchanted

>Provided all of the materials are obtained
>With Non-violence

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>>3114107
>>3114107

>You march back to the royal chamber
A: "I'll need other rulers. Other methods..."
>You turn to the bean bag

A: "I need a throne."

>You KICK the bean bag away

A: "Black. Like my HATE god damnit!"
>You stand where it will be

L: "Gold. Like the light you shine unto the wretched."
>Luna twirls some of your hair
>Kisses your cheek


A: "We'll cow the fucking bugs. I'll make us invaluable to the earth fat cats. We'll pilfer the treasure from our enemies. Or from the giants."

>Wait

A: "Hey. Wondy. Is theft violence?"
W: "Are ztealingk from zeh vealthy und powerful?"
A: "Exclusively."
W: "Fair game."

A: "WHAT. IS GOOD. NYUUAGGAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

ANON KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING TODAY!

-ROBBING GIANTS
-CARING FOR HOBOS
-GETTIN GOLD
-GETTIN BLACK
-ROCKS

HE'S GETTIN' A BIG BOY CHAIR BAYBEEEE

A: "An I'm gonna LIVE UP to Sabrina's EXPECTATIONS!"

>Oh
>Oh No

Sa: "Anon? Did you scream the N-word?"
A: "Uh."
Sa: "You can't do that."
A: "UH."
Sa: "That's racist."
A: "Did you expect me to not be racist?"
Sa: "Well, yeah but if it's a joke I g-"
A: "I WILL LIVE UP TO HER EXPECTATIONS EXCEPT FOR BEING A RACIST!"

Sa: "Anon!"

SESSION
PAUSE

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>>3114111
Good session, as always. Thanks for runnin
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>>3114111
>Blessed Sesh.
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>>3114111
Thanks as always Quest. Less action packed, but damn we got a buncha stuff crammed in there:

>We got some time to think to sort out and act on a whole bunch of actions
>We got a lead on trying to get that next of Lunas missing spells
>We ate a proper breakfast and increased our chances of living past 30. Nasty ass shit was probably all the Fugburgah's we ate last night
>We found out a good chunk more about hell collars. we also realized some issues this may result with respect to John and Elizabeth
>We IMPRESSED Hekapoo... bet she's kicking herself heh about reniging on the invitation to the Mewni Ball now
>We got some great flavor text about Hekapoo and her motivations. key for any Hekanon waifufags that are still present
>We apologized to Sab for being a dick sometimes ... though Janna still seems like shes sulking. Jackie's probably on cheer up patrol.
>We DIDN'T creep on Jackie ...yet
>We inspired WV, one of our most trusted and skilled allies and got leads on a magnificent device he can create
>We got ourselves a goal and a plan of action for the upcoming sessions!
>We even got the proper send off song!

Blessed Session, hands down.
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Pilfer treasure from your enemy (space pirates, earth mafias, evil monsters) NOT from the giants. If we play it smart and go for the diplomatic way, we can avoid a racial war, gain some allies, a lot of political influence, trade agreements (soon we'll be able to obtain any resource they need) and ask for rewards (sky steel)
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>>3114234
>>3114111

>>3114672
This.

Why steal from the giants? We're already on good terms with one, and need you remind you that it's the one living right atop Woevenmire castle?
He can help us protect Woevenmire from outside threats, but if we anger him he's sure to come down crashing down on us and wipe our forces there, alongside the whole castle.

Why not just ask some of it from him? Or maybe trade it for something me might want?

Also, why is Hekapoo suggesing we steal from the Mewmans? Isn't the MHC an ally of them? Hell, MOON is part of the MHC.
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Hekapoo also suggested us going against the giants. Is she testing us by offering us the option to attack Mewni, or is she trying to get a weapon to take down MHC enemies?, because if she's using us like Glossy did, we should seriously talk to her (and to the MHC).
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>>3114672
>Pilfer treasure from your enemy (space pirates, earth mafias, evil monsters) NOT from the giants.
Holy fucking shit this. I'm so confused as to why Anon seems chill with fucking with the giants when they're our allies. Honestly, if the giants are so anal about no one having sky steel I'd rather get something else for armor. Hell, we could just figure out how to mine it ourself and then make our own.
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>>3114866
support
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SESSION START

A: "Wait a minute..."

>>3114917
>>3114866
>>3114721
>>3114682
>>3114672


>Anon
>Might not be "smart" in a traditional sense of the word
>However
>He has a memory like a steel trap
>For most things
>A dogged ability to improvise
>He is what some would call

>Wily
>Intel is +1 on his character sheet for a reason

CHARACTER SHEET
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing

>However
>It would seem your natural suspicions are bearing fruit as of late
>You're blind sided less
>Go into situations with better prep


>This Heist Hekapoo has you on would disrupt your relations with the giants

A: "I -helped- some giants and maybe...maybe I can get around this shit otherwise a-"
>There is also the other bug you've picked up
>She flippantly suggested you rob the Mewni treasury
>Or the Pixies
>Who are allies of Mewni as far as you know

>Mewmans
>Magical rulers of Mewni
>Unquestioned since some unknown conflict put the Mewman boot squarely on Monster Necks

>You learned that from some ancient castle ruins that a puppet ruler was put into place
>That didn't aid relations by any stretch
>Those puppets?
>The parents of Ludo
>The Minuscule Maniac that

>Killed.
>Your.
>Mother.

L: "Oh yes. He did."

>Why wouldn't Hek suggest other threats to rob?
>Why would she even SUGGEST that you rob the Mewman treasury of all places?


>Is she not an agent of Magical Order?
>One of the... "Good Guys" so to speak...


Anonymous. ROLL WISDOM

>For insight

A: "God damnit robbing was fun and fucking worked I should enjoy this."


>DO YOU TELL HEK YOU WANT TO -ASK- FOR THE SKY STEEL?

Y/N

>At the end of this day...

-Susan and Killa's Mission to scout the Death Forest will be complete

-Grate will have made contact with the Yakuza


-You will have either small fortune on your hands or be on your way to getting it from SOMEBODY

Do you want to derail Hek's plan of giant robbing?

If so...

WHO'S GONNA GET NABBED UPON!?

-The Sultan of Purrkistan
>He hoards magical creatures and has an army of slaves and weird robots

-The PIXIE KINGDOM
Unknown military strength. Rumored immense wealth of gemstones.

-Space Pirates and Hooligans
If you flexed your e-presence (Responding to LOOZAR on twitter and Headbook) some space assassins could come down to KILL YOU.
>You could then rob them

Let's rock.
You little psycho, you
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>>3115906

>Yes, ask for Skysteel

>I want to rob the Men in Black.
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Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>3115906
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>3115906
THINKIN REEEL HART
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3115906
Let's go after the damn pixies. We can steal that super gem of theirs and then we'll get a perminate mass solution to a huge chunk of anti-magic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9RmdVjIKFc

Also, don't tell Hek. Let's surprise her with "boom we just got it because we were nice to them and didn't beat them up." and if it turns out asking them fails then we won't look like a huge idiot to her.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>3115906
Yes ask her. What could go wrong?
>>3115912
...WHAT COULD GO WRONG.

BUT CAN IT BE WRONG

WHEN IT FELLS SO RIGHT?
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Rolled 17 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>3115906
>DO YOU TELL HEK YOU WANT TO -ASK- FOR THE SKY STEEL?
Best to be honest, so

>WHO'S GONNA GET NABBED UPON!?
Time to free dem slaves. Fuck the Sultan.
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>>3115927

We have an address to raid and they did try to abduct Star and Glossaryck twice and they allied with Lucikron during the blood moon ball.

I think a hit is Sanctioned. Might also cause them to pull assets back from Ludo.
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>>3115906
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>>3115906
>DO YOU TELL HEK YOU WANT TO -ASK- FOR THE SKY STEEL?
No. Figure out what's she's tryna get us into first.

We might try and get Sky Steel from the Giants, in the meantime we could also see about Star's option for Mewman armor.

>The Sultan of Purrkistan
>He hoards magical creatures and has an army of slaves and weird robots
Lets pay a visit to Purrkistan for now. Just remember that Purrkistan seems to be allied to some extent with War Planet, so coming to blows with the Sultanate will eventually also bring down the third option upon us.

Lets go back to Purrkistan Incognito and figure out what the current situation is before striking.
You also have practically zero military strength right now so don't think you can take on an entire country and come out on top so easily.
We could simply figure out a way to hit heir vault.

Consult with Wondie about Purrkistan, he seemed to have lived there (or at least visited the place) for some time. And will know more about it.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3115906

>DO YOU TELL HEK YOU WANT TO -ASK- FOR THE SKY STEEL?
>Y

>-The PIXIE KINGDOM
Unknown military strength. Rumored immense wealth of gemstones.

Time to rob the Good Neighbors
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Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>3115906
>Derail Hek's plan
Solid yes but don't tell her WHY we don't want to. Gove an excuse thay we don't want giants dropping on our new castle fkor no reason. She doesn't know we have friends in high places and we want to keep both her and by extension the MHC in the dark and the giants on our good side.

>Rob someone else
Hmmm...real hard question. On the one hand the Pixies are allied with Ludo, but have counters against our best spells, probably why Ludo alligned with them in the first place... space pirates would be cool but I don't want Loozar coming at us persoanally if we roll bad...

fuck it,
>Sultan

Nigga deserves it, he's the biggest asshole on that list and is probs the richest in terms of conventional wealth.
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>>3115930
I know they already declared war on us, but i am afraid of scalating. Also, they have a whole country of suplies backing them.

We got our own small nation state, and we probably are strong singulary them anything they have, but their anti-magic tech coupled with their much vaster resources making hurting them trick.

We also got way more retaliation targets then them, they could easely kidnapp or outright kill Skulldinik for example, destroy our normal human life by labing us terrorists, go after Biomom and her well rounded decent fiance.

MiB will pay, but if we going to take our punchs with them, we should go full stregth, with every card and calling every favor we can.
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I think instead of deciding now we think about our options.
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>>3115906
>>3115934
Supporting >>3115935 for actions. Agree with trying to figure out what Heka's angle is on this.
And we got an inside man who can give intel on Purrkistan possibly...
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>>3115942
This nigga know what's up, quickly switch to his vote! WE NEED TO FOR ONCE THINK ABOUT OUR ACTIONS AND THE CONSEQUENCES THEY MAY HAVE!!
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>>3115942

Yeah sure let's think on it, but mainly supporting >>3115935

I'm sure the Purrrsians are loaded
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>>3115945
I have thought about them. And I made a choice as a result.
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>>3115942
This.
Plus raiding Purristan will also net us both undead and alive allies.

We primarily just need riches. Skysteel can be requested. Giants will likely give us an audience at the least.
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Are we robbing the Yakuza or working with them?
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>>3116011
Sounds like we're trying to meet with them and basically lease out our empire's services in support of some of their efforts. Y'know... when our skelebois aren't busy with our own operations.
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>>3116018
I don't think they're the best option given we killed a lot of them on the beach and that they were working for/with the Sea Trolls.
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>>3115935
>>3115935


>11 total on wisdom roll

A: "I don't get it..."
>Moon
>Friend Hek
>Member of same council a-
>Star
>Managed by Hek?
>Trained by Glossaryck who -doesn't- give the council all his info
>He gives YOU some info
>Them Some
>Doesn't count on full parlays between you all

>Why?
>Why?


>Anon thinks
>On his actions
>Hard
>Damnit
>This is why
>Whenever you're around those fucking smug cosmic bitches

>You're always at the kids table
>It's not like you don't plan!
>YOU PLAN!

A: "I Plan!"
L: "You do. Sometimes those plans take shape as they occur."
A: "Mmmff...Mom."
L: "Yes, darling?"
A: "What if I like. Broke my leg off or some shit?"
L: "...Then I would tear off the nearest one of high quality and graft it to you."
A: "Cool."
L: "Probably Susan's."
A: "Not cool. We don't rob our friends."

>Anon can't figure out what game he is being played into
>However
>He knows what -he- believes in


A: "I'm not robbin' my friends."

>ANON GOES BACK TO WOE-VENMIRE

https://youtu.be/YC69dF7ViTA

>It's a mass of suds you get first
>15 on cleaning
>Means the servants you sent
>ARE BUSY
>BUSY
>BUSY

>The Soldiers patrol the halls in tight groups
>You hear some shooting outside

>BRAKAKAKAKAKAKAK

>You lean your bubble covered face outside
>You see a Bear
>With Three heads
>Big as a house
>The skeletons drive it off rather than kill it

A: "Huh...Smart."
>Your business is not in the broomstick and mop riddled castle
>Or the gun range of a courtyard

>The Skeletons Salute
>As you FLY

cont
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>>3116074
>>3116074

L: "Are we to inform your new allies about this?"

>ANON HAS DECIDED

A: "No. I got...a bad feeling about Hek's plan. We do something fun still. We go on a mission for uh...treasure! We NEED treasure."

L: "That we do."

>You float higher over the abandoned fortress
>Over the skinny, warped mountain tops into the clouds
>Where you see it once again
>The Lonely house in the sky


A: "Lemme just..."
>You almost head for the door
A: "No..."
>You whip out

YOUR PHONE

A: "Gotta think this out. Gotta out -play- this..."
>You need to keep Hek's game off track
>So wether you understand it our not
>You need to not play it
>Huh
>She literally told you that's what -she- did to escape Satan
>Is Hek satan?
>Nah
>She's a good guy
>Helps people

L: "That she prefers."
>Protects order
L: "When she prefers."

A: "Fuckkit."

>ANON CALLS HEKAPOO

A: "Aye."
H: "Yeh."
A: "Fuck Slavery."
H: "Yeh."
A: "Let's rob the Sultan of goddamn Purrkistan."

>Hek looks
>Alarmed
>Then
>She looks excited

H: "Hehehe the dimension of cat's with people faces is -nasty- if you get imprisoned."
>The smug
>It tans your eyelids
H: "I don't think you can handle it."
A: "HEKAHOOR YOU KNOW BETTA THAN TO BAIT ME WITH CHALLENGES."
>The anger
>It's...faked
>It's all fake

L: "It's also working."

H: "No sky-steel in Purrkistan, Anon. Just some foreign gold and chained up dudes."
A: "Bigger risk? Sounds fun."
>She thinks she has you
>She's wrong

H: "Nice. I'll tell Star. Let's meet there in 15. Disguises?"
A: "Hell. Yes."

>Everybody will be in disguises
>SECRETHEIST SECRET HEIST.

cont
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>>3116082
>>3116082

>Now
>For the Giants

A: "Ok. Think...Hek was cool robbing the Mewmans...the Pixies...and the Giants."
>Think
>Think

A: "Why?"
>Cause she could get away with it?
>Well, duh
>But WHY WITH YOU

A: "mmmmmMMMmmmMM."

>Anon
>Stomps on the clouds
>Right up to the Giant's Door

>BANG BANG BANG

>The Door groans inward
>As a blue skinned giant
>A girl
>Who looks smaller than the big male who's brother you saved
>With face paint you don't recognize
>Answers

???: "Oh! The little with the mismatch arm."
A: "Hey."
???: "We sought you little Fum at the Mewman place. They insulted us."
A: "O-"
???: "Spat in our face. We'd thought you evidence of their reason. Instead more division. More support of treason."

A: "Treason?"
???: "Our alliance that Pony Heads clear forgot. Our territory they greedily sought. Their power of drought and rain did buy the loyalty of the Mewman Line."
A: "This is a lot of informa-"
???: "We know you be of human beans. The littles from mud and no magic things. We sought you out to repay your kindness. What would you have of those in Highness?"
A: "Listen I just wanna-"
???: "I am Foss."
A: "...Anon."
F: "Hello!"

>Anon is gonna ask for Sky Steel

ROLL CHARISMA
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>>3116090
>ask them to teach us the riddle of skysteel.
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>>3116090
Roll that Silver Tongue, rando.
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>>3116090
>>3116090

The selection dice

>Meanwhile

H: "Man! Not cool."
>HekaKICKS nearby bucket of hot coals over
>She was going to brush her teeth with them
>She ponders
>She paces
>She mutters and scrapes

H: "Now if we get caugt there's -actual- consequences."
>Hekapoo calls Star
H: "Change of plans."
S: "Aw~ Aw, gee...that's too Ba~d"
>Star is hiding Marco under her bed for some reason
H: "We're gonna go free some slaves from Purrkistan and rob the sultan."

M: "WHoah, REALLY!?"
>Marco erupts from the bed
>With his hair feathered
>His nails painted pink
M: "Oh I am SO DOWN! After school."
S: "Pssh. Forget school! Adventure!"
M: "ADVENTURE!"

H: "What in the hek happens to you when she's around, Marco?"
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3116090
A giant Waifu. Nice. Finally a woman tall enough for Susan.
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Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>3116090
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Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>3116090

>???: "I am Foss."
>A: "...Anon."
>F: "Hello!"

Oh this isn't gonna end well at all is it?

>>3116101
>>3116104

Er....nevermind then we're good
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3116090

>>3116101
Nice!
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Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>3116090
Time to throw on the charm... com'on Anon, think of it as a warm-up for all the high society festivities coming up...
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Keep rolling!

If we're a 20 from going over 25 but two 1s from going under 20!
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>>3116116
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3116090
HENLO GIB SKY STEAL FOR GOOD PRICE PLZ!
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Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>3116090
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>>3116104
if we're going undercover I suggest leaving anything that can make us distinguishable to anyone important (remember we've met the Court Wizard of Purrkistan).

That means not taking, Bow, the Skelecycle OR The Wand.
We can however leave them on standby nearby (or even in another dimension).
The Skelecycle will be able to return to us as well as protect itself and the wand from theft, yet still be able at our beck and call if we need to make a quick escape.

We do this sneeky, Janna Sty-

Hey, Janna knows about Sneeky.
Is she bus-
Oh yeah I think she's with Jackie.
Oh well, too many people would make it even harder to sneak.
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>>3116186
>Planning a Heist
>Not including Janna
I guess that explains why we're only +1 INT...
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>>3116204
We *could* call her.

Not sure what she'll say though.

Also, make sure to spray paint Muscles or something. Green, green is like the opposite of pink. Or black for that +1 Sneak.
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What's hek's angle? Is her goal to have us damage our relationship with the giants and our possible relation with the mewmen or pixies?

>>3116204
>>3116186
Call her to see if she wants in?
I'd say to wait because she just got done working out with Janna.
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>>3116101

https://youtu.be/gSafvwskVbs

My my. Immediate like.

A: "I'm a king."
F: "Neat!"

>Swing and a miss

A: "I...have an army?"
F: "My dad has an army! He's pretty cool if you don't mind the xenophobia toward pony heads!"
A: "...I-..."

>You could lie
>Your instincts tell you that misinformation is the name of the game

>...fuck that?

A: "I'm playing my own game."

A: "I heard giants make the coolest fuckin' shit ever."

F: "Fuck. Shit?"
>She doesn't know any curse words

A: " -and all I've ever seen a Pony Head make is a shitty migraine inducing 'GUHHRRRRL'"

>You complete the impression
>With a pose
>Your hand down like a fop

>She laughs
>It sounds like boulders falling into a crystal clear lake
>Your eyelashes grow a solid 6 inches
>As Muscles turns into a counter top for you to lean on
>An eyebrow raises with suggestion

A: "I wanna see Sky Steele. I wanna -get- some if I can a-"

>WHAM!

>The door has been slammed in your face

A: "..."
F: "Go away and never a day! Can come when you can-"

>You turn into ghost form and go through the door
A: "Fucking wh-"
F: "YOU ARE A THIEF!"
>WHAM!

>An anvil
>Dis bitch
>Just tried to hit you
>With an anvil
>On the end of an iron stick
>Good thing you're a spooky lad
>A haunted Chad

A: "NO I'M NOT!"
F: "Theives and tricks only come for our steel! Our secrets! Our lives! Our thing to reveal! The ponies robbed us to buy the Butterfly! We scorn them and YOU f-"

A: "I ain't. A mewman. I ain't a thief!"
>Today
>Yet
>You fly up
>Spin around as a little ghost fish

A: "I -heard- about Sky Steel and I'mma a king who FIGHTS! I Need. ARMOR. I'll PAY for it if I gotta!"
F: "That is not how it fucks!"

>She tried it.

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>>3116225
>>3116225

>Foss swings at you again
>Nothin doing

F: "Begone!"
A: "Ok."
F: "I-...what?"
A: "Ok. I'm sorry, shit I just wanted to ask instead of fuckin' steal shit!"
F: "..."
A: "You just watched me go through a WALL you uncomfortably pretty gigantic cloud jew!"
F: "Jew?"
A: "I ain't a sumbitch tho. I HATE the Pony Heads and I'll suck my own shredded dick before I get called something I'm not. Just know...I -could- try to steal. Look."

>You bounce in and out of the wall

A: "I could."
F: "You can..."
A: "I won't."

>You Leave
>Fwoosh

>You told the truth

F: "Thank you! Come back soon!"
A: "Wh-"
>A big blue arm is waving from the window of that lonely little house

F: "Thank you! You listened!"
>You gave her what she wanted
F: "No Steel! Big secret! Only for family!"
A: "...Do you count In-laws as family?"
F: "Yes!"

>Holy Shit

>P O L I T I C A L M A R R I A GE!?

>Sick.

cont
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>>3116223
>What's Heks angle
... I mean... I could be reading the prompts wrong... but Hek may have been playing those sides so that IF shit went sideways, she could use her clout and prestige to kind of brush the issue under the rug without incurring any serious issues...
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>>3116227
>>3116227

>Now

>TO PURRKISTAN

>SHHHRIIIIIIIIIIIP!

https://youtu.be/WveIWyiwdCM

>You step through a portal just outside the city
>The towers of Purrkistan tower high
>Flying over the town to get to them would be too exposed
>Plus
>Hekapoo said she'd meet you here with Star and Marco

>You all agreed
>To be in DISGUISE!

Choose your disguise...


-Clever Merchant
>You'll take on a horrible fake accent
>Conspicuous but easy to explain foreign habits

>Muscles will be stuffed in a sack to look like your wares
>For those who have coin

-Traveling Warrior
>Lets you be ready for a fight right away
>The Guards and locals will be wary of you

>Muscles will become a green Sword-Arm

-Ultra Desert Peasant
>Low Key
>Just a mass of rags to hide your cool duds and sick new hair
>This place treats the poor like shit

>Muscles Will be made to look like a ratty old rug you have rolled up on your shoulder


>Up ahead you see Hek
>Dressed in an All white Burka
>Well -that- sure draws attention
>Even her horns have little cloaks over them

>Luna smirks
L: "She resembles a small tent."

>Marco is next to her
>In a tattered version of his hoodie
>Brown
>Sleeveless

>He has a sword

>Star is there too
>In literally a cat suit

St: "Hey! HEY IS THAT ANOn!? ANOOO~N"

>Dog
>Shit

What do?

Also.

>>3116186
>>3116186
Your bike can be summoned to any dimension at any time. It is essentially your noble steed. However hellish it's source of power may be.

As for the wand?

>SHRRIIIIIP

>ANon puts the wand
>In his Motorcycle's cup holder
>Is fits perfectly

A: "Hell yeah."

>SHRIP!
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>>3116227
>F: "No Steel! Big secret! Only for family!"
Welp, that's that. If it's only for family, then we must respect the wishes of our allies and devise a way to make it on our own without stealing their secrets.
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>>3116241
>-Clever Merchant
>You'll take on a horrible fake accent
>Conspicuous but easy to explain foreign habits
>Muscles will be stuffed in a sack to look like your wares
>For those who have coin
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>>3116241

-Clever Merchant
>You'll take on a horrible fake accent
>Conspicuous but easy to explain foreign habits

>Muscles will be stuffed in a sack to look like your wares
>For those who have coin

It's time to harness the power of your inner goy Anon. We'll sell some kosher goods by God!
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>>3116241
>Ultra Desert Peasant
To go with themes.
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>>3116241
>Ultra Desert Peasant
We are a Dirt Brother, after all
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>>3116241
Are we technicaly family with the giant guy whose brother soul we freed?

Clever Merchant disguise. We are a king, we should look like one even when we not trying to look like one.
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>>3116255
>>3116258

Come on my goyim! We need to get to work selling off these shellfish in our pockets!
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>>3116227
.... do you think FOSS would be Susan's speed?

>>3116241
>Heks the distraction, drawing eyes
>Marco's the muscle
> Star is.... comic relief?

If this is a heist, we need something to give them a reason to show us to where the goods is. Better go with Clever Merchant holy fuck i can't type or copy-paste for shit today
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>>3116241
Try not to be a prick.
>>
So yo, off-topic for the future planning. Who's for stealing whatever the Pony Heads stole from the giants and then giving it back to the giants as a token of good faith?
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>>3116241
>-Ultra Desert Peasant
We'll need to pick the slack regarding our lack of sneak.

Blend with the locals, try and get info on the current state of Purrkistan, where everything important is.
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>>3116264
It would be rather weird to save them when we look like someone that would most likely be enslaving them
>>
Holy fuck, it's gonna be a tie and we're gonna end up being an an ultra, poor, clever, peasant merchant
>>
I present our war song to Purrkistan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8
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>>3116278
Making enemy of the Pony Heads means making enemies of allies of the Butterfly and Johannsen.

You can't be on good terms with everyone.
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>>3116297
Then let's just not get caught?
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>>3116303
Yeah, cause Anon's real fucking subtle
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>>3116241
>>-Clever Merchant
>>You'll take on a horrible fake accent
>>Conspicuous but easy to explain foreign habits
>>Muscles will be stuffed in a sack to look like your wares
>>For those who have coin
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>>3116303
Where did the smart boi from the start of the session go? Find out what it is they stole first, then make a play if you think it's worth it. If not, maybe simply enable the giants to take back what's there's without necessarily having to be at the forefront.
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-Ultra Desert Peasant

Fake humility if we dont have it.
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>>3116321

Are you ready for the necromantic communist revolution at the hands of the dead and the serfs against the Sultan?
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>>3116345
YES!
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Go full peasant
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>>3116291
>>3116291

Never have I seen a man so fucking CORRECT.

>The song echoes across the sand
>As Anon
>Becomes...


>THE TURBAN WEARING
>SKIN TURNED TO AN AWFUL CRAYON BROWN WITH FLESH CRAFT
>RING WEARING (The rings are illusions by Luna)

>BRIGHT
>GREEN
>ROBED


>Desert merchant

A: "ES MEH! JOSEPPI ANONYSUSCHKA!"

M: "WHOAH!"
>Marco draws his sword
>Hekapoo puts it back in his pants for him

H: "Relax. It's Anon."
A: "JAISE. ES MUAH."

S: "Hi, ANo- Oh! Joseppi! heeHEE! This is great!"

cont
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>>3116356
>>3116356

M: "I still don't get your costume."
S: "Well. We need to rob the nobility, right?"
M: "Yeah."
S: "So I'm a half-cat illegitimate child of one of the nobles!"
M: "Which one?"
S: "I don't answer PEASANT QUESTIONS!"
>She never stopped smiling
>Once
>When she said that

M: "Ok, yeah I'm convinced."

A: "Hwood anyehone Lahak sum condown?"
H: "Nah. Never. I'd rather just roll the dice and maybe get a cure disease potion later."

M: "Wh- What about-..."
>Marco leans to Hekapoo
>Bitch shit
>He's not even doing a voice
>He whispers

M: "unwanted pregnancy?"

>Hekalaugh

>Some incoming merchants eye her suspiciously

H: "That's not how -demons- work, Marco."
A: "Not of I have anything to say about it."
H: "Hm?"

A: "SOH. HWARE ARE WE TO TAKE OUR NET LEETLE PAYRTY."
S: "Anon."
A: "Joseppi!"
S: "HEheh My cat name is Cornflake!"

>She is so fucking giddy
A: "Seriousleh. Can we get to eet?"

H: "Sure."

>Hek outlines several targets you can try to hit right away

cont
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>>3116357
>>3116357

-The Slave Block
H: "All the new slaves get auctioned there. The best ones are sold before they get to the city but...lotta merchants in the crowd. Lotta deep pockets."

>It'll cause a big fight if you get caught
>You'll free the most slaves that way


-The Royal Gardens
H: "If we can get in there we'll be able to Hobnob with the fat cats and get into the Sultan's Brunch."
A: "And then?"
H: "We hold them all up?"
M: "b-...by force?"
H: "Sure. We're bandits."
S: "I thought we were adventurers."
H: "Bandits can be adventurers. Most are."

-The Merchant Caravans
H: "Super strong guards but BIG payday. We'd definitely need to hit hard and fast after faking our way up close."
S: "Oh! With our disguises!?"
H: "A good excuse too. The merchant nobles are paranoid."
A: "Good."
>Your accent slips
A: "The Weak should fear the strong."

>Muscles was head-locking Marco as you said that

>He gets 27 to shoulder toss you

A: "OI!"
>Muscles spills out as a fake pile of gold all over the ground
A: "Crystalnacht can't compare tah this."

M: "Why are you so RACIST!"
>Aw
>He snapped
>How cute

A: "Cause the Jew's plan is working."
M: "Wh-"
A: "No white or black man should be enemies, Marco."
M: "I'm not white or b-"
A: "We are all one people."
M: "Wh-"
A: "Except those fuckin' Jews."

>He gives up

H: "Last option. We try to rob the temple of Yardar."
M: "...What's in there?"

-Gold
-A whole lot of fucking golden statues and cool shit and brainwashed slaves that are the biggest and strongest of all the captives brought to the Sultan's Sandy City

-He keeps his favorite Monsters Under there


H: "I vote for the Temple."

S: "I wanna go for the Gardens!"

M: "I say we go the slave auction and get as many people out as we can!"

>Well Anon
>It's up to you

H: "If we tie. I'm gonna roll a d4."
>Hekapoo
>Has an actual 4 sided dice

M: "Wait. Like in Dnd-"
H: "It's a cosmic path determiner, nerd. Read a Star chart."


What do?


Also...


>What do you think of everyone's outfit and behavior?
>No really
>Marco is a pseudo Warrior male now
>Star is the closest thing you have to a rival

>Hek is a magical Demon political agent

>These are your peers
>You're one of them

>Interact.
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>>3116361
>Hey Marco, I left a baby I made on your parent's doorstep, how'd that go?
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>>3116361
>Temple
>They can use a new god.

>>3116374
>Also LITERALLY MADE. With magic.
>Her parents are still dead. Regular dead.

>Use our magical subordinate status to check up on the baby.
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>>3116387
>not leaving it ambiguous to fuck with him
c'mon
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>>3116361
>The Royal Gardens
Marco is a tad concerning. Won't be surprised if he's dating Jackie. In terms of the operation though, maybe we'll work out fine if he doesn't break character.

As for Star, holy shit we need to hang with her more often. Or at LEAST the other way around.

Hek is Hek.


>Ask Marco about what he's been getting into lately. Been a while since he and us have had some actual decent conversation.
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>>3116361
>The Merchant Caravans
BIG RISK. BIG REWARD.
I. WANNA. FIGHT.
And I want to see how Star has grown since we've last crossed wands, or if Marco has learned anything new.

>Interact.
Try to bro out with Marco a bit, see what he's been up to.
And TRY not to bully Star too hard. We wanna keep her in a good mood.
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>>3116361
Lets do ALL OF THEM.

Star and us go inside the brunch, while Heck and Marco use the slaves to instill a revolt. Marco is supriseling good to start those.

After we managed to start the highest grade of chaos possible, we storm the temple.

>>3116374
Also this.
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>>3116361
Show the weak who the strong are and go to the caravans!

Star seems to enjoy her role/has gotten into it, that's always appreciated. Marco seems like he half assed it in both design and acting. And Hek's still a knockout even in less degenerate clothing.
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>>3116374
>>3116387
Can we not do that in the middle of a heist. It'll just serve as a shock thing that could fuck our "Adventure up"
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>>3116361
>Voting Temple, btw
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>>3116361
Well to keep it accurate we should not show Hek or Star any respect as they are female and thus barely above a black street dog
Marco is the only other male here, and a weakling. He is a disgrace and must not be shown respect.
The goal is to sell the three of them into slavery and to leave with all the gold for oursleves
>>
>All these loozars not wanting to crush gods.

>>3116397
This sounds like suicide.

>>3116401
Doing a quick brain check wont take more than a second. And its a good habit to get into.
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>>3116403
I like your attitude.
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>>3116401
If you think that's the most disruptive thing Anon's said in front of people while working, then you're sorely mistaken
It will, at the most, cause mild confusion
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>>3116361
>>3116374
>>3116396
These
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>>3116397

Yeah I can support this
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>>3116403
>>3116407

I will castrate you with rusty spork.
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>>3116361
Before we decide who the brainwashed slaves are.
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>>3116405
>This sounds like suicide.
So another typical session for us?
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>>3116396
>I also want to do this.

>And I want to see how Star has grown since we've last crossed wands, or if Marco has learned anything new.


>Try to bro out with Marco a bit, see what he's been up to.
>And TRY not to bully Star too hard. We wanna keep her in a good mood.

Dont do the caravan though. The temple is BOOST.
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>>3116413
how are the slaves brainwashed?
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>>3116361
Try not to act like a cunt. Actually try to be better with interacting with people.
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>>3116420

Remember we need to take the corpses too.

Every fight where something dies we need to take it's corpse
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>>3116397
No that a horrible idea. I'd rather roll the D4.
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>>3116429
What if the D4 fall on this?
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>>3116361
>Heckapoo carries D4s with her.
>Thats hot.
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>>3116432
I'm sure the D4 will not land on all 4 sides.
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>>3116361
Gardens.
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>>3116437
You never heard of the dice split?
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>>3116392
This. Just ask how his parents are doing. Don't directly ask about THE BABY.

>>3116361
Marco seems to be doing fine. Really wanna see how he can handle that sword of his.
We've almost always seen him use Karate to fight.

Try and figure out what Hekapoo's thinking.
The inner machinations of her mind are an enigma to us.

Peek at Star's skin-tight outfit.

>>3116403
>>3116407
Get out of here, Fat Mario

>>3116361
Vote for the Sslave Market. We can divide to one side start a slave revolt as a distraction. The other two to steal from the nombles as mucha as they can in the meantime.
>>3116427
I actually want to try NOT to use necromancy right now.
I don't know how common necromancers are, but seeing us raise corpses might throw down our disguise. Remember we came here a while ago with a huge entourage of undeads?

They might recognize our stile.

>>3116361
NO undeads.
Slave Market.
Slave/Peasant Revolution.
Eat the nobles.
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>>3116448
Are you msireading me? I WANT to ask about the baby, I just don't want to clarify how she came to be beyond "I made her"
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>>3116454
You don't think it will be clearly obvious who left her at the Diazes doorstep after you said you made her?
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>>3116458
No, it will, but they'll think it's Anon's actual child via sex rather than necromancy shenanigans

Which is funny
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>>3116448
I support this, but change the Peek at Star's skin-tight outfit to actually see how she is doing.
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>>3116448
>She still looks a lot like us.

>Also sure we can ask about the diaz's.

>And apologize for dumping the baby on them. Even if it was almost certainly the right decision it was... un... good?
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>>3116361
>>3116463
forgot to link
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>>3116361
>>3116395
Changing vote to >>3116448
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>>3116488
>posting the discord in the thread
Absolutely disgusting
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>Anonymous

A: "We could...no...no..."

S: "We should hit the nobles! They're more on our level and they deserve it!"
M: "The slaves need our help! They need to be inspired! Not forgotten."

H: "The temple has the dark stuff we could ruin the Sultan with. He's been in power too long and carried these slave practices over against our advice. We unbury their secrets. We nab their stuff and come back wi-"


A: "Hey, Marco."
>Marco looks to you just as Star is about to start clawing into his stomach with her feet

>Your tone
>Is straightforward

A: "How ya been, man?"
M: "...good?"
A: "I made a baby, dude."
M: "Y-"
A: "I made a baby and I gave it to your parents."
M: "That's YOUR baby!?"
A: "Fulfilled a dream."
M: "...there's a punchline coming after that."
A: "Always wanted your mother to carry my child."
M: "Anon."
A: "Your dad too but physiologically we ain't there yet."

>Marco comes for you
>Sword out

>He uses the flat side but

>PANK!
>He trips you
>WANK!
>You roll out of the way of the overhead
>BOINK!
>He bops your nose

>Anon
>Smiles
A: "Nice moves."

https://youtu.be/StjWGI5-DAo

>Muscles
>Snakes out and sneakily trips him

>You get atop Marco
>At last

>You and Muscles both have him in a friendly pin

S: "Bite his nipples! He hates that!"
>Hekalooks at Star like a crazy person

A: "Hmm."

>You try your newest ability
>The Keeper's Watch

>With a quick flex of mental attention
>You feel the little girl you created

>10 on coziness

>She is currently safe
>Warm
>Full
>Asleep
>You can smell Angie's freshly pressed clothes
>She must have her in her lap
>On the couch
>For big ol' adopted nap

M: "She's great. Mom calls her "Nimo Diaz."
>No name Diaz?
>Fucking

>An Anonymous
>Who's also a Diaz...

cont
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>>3116540
>>3116540


A: "God I wish that were me."
>You look to Star
A: "I still don't like your fuckin' style..."
S: "Well at least I h-"
A: "But I dig your attitude."

>You look to Hek
A: "You out here tryn'a ruin lives."
H: "Name of the game. Rise and fall."
>Somehow Hek is still able to flex her hips in a fucking circus tent of an outfit
>She sass poses

A: "You all think too small."

S: "Wha?"
M: "Anon. Take responsibility for your child."
>A guard passes

>You put back on the accent

A: "Oh, SALLY Slav man! You kannot tell meh to care for your sistar's BEESTARD I shall FROW it into deh HOG PENS!"

>One of the cats asks the other
C: "What's a hog?"
C2: "Like Bacon but -super- not ready yet. Hey!"

>Hekajump
C: "Cover up. Show some decency."

>Hekapoo raises her eye-flap

C: "Better. Degenerates..."
S: "So what's your vote then?"

A: "I say we take a caravan."
H: "Well that just ties us."
A: "I wasn't. Finished."
H: "So get to the point! I'm gonna sweat through this thing in an hour."

A: "..."
>You and Marco both say in unison
A/M: "I got an hour-"

>Star bops you both
>With a roundhouse kick

A: "AH! Fuckin' slut."
M: "Geeze. Ow!"

A: "Either WAY....I say. We go BIG!"
S: "Yeah?"
A: "We go HARD!"
H: "Oh yeah."
A: "We go LOUD..."

cont
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Rolled 2, 6, 1 = 9 (3d10)

>>3116544
>>3116544

>Anon's plan is chaos
>Because Anon gets to decide
>After a tie

A: "Step one. We take a whole Caravan. Then. We ride that bitch into the Slave block. So we can start a revolt and use it to get our hands on every cat neck we possibly can."

S: "You wanna...kill nobles?"
A: "I wanna FIGHT. I LIKE TO EAT!"
S: "I ALSO LIKE TO EAT!"

A: "YEAH!"
S: "KILL!"
A: "BLOOD!"

M: "Justice!"
>You got off Marco without noticing

>16 to pin
>19 to resist

>Marco spins you around and pokes your butt with his new sword 4 times

A: "AH! FUck! JESUS! COME ON! LET'S JUST GET TO A CARAVAN AND GET THIS PARTY STARTED!"


Roll...three times.

>1 for bluff

>2nd for Combat (Choose Magic or MUSCLES)

>3rd for luck
>No really
>Time for some random in our encounter


Also.

What method will you use to take the caravan!?

>Who do you vote pretends to be who's slave

>How thick do you lay it on?

>The thicker you do
>The easier it is to fake
>Cause it's less fake
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Rolled 7, 1, 1 = 9 (3d20)

>>3116546
HAVE YOU HEARD
OF
PRINCE ALIIII
>>
Rolled 3, 2, 20 = 25 (3d20)

>>3116546
>>
Rolled 11, 6, 3 = 20 (3d20)

>>3116546
>Obviously.
>We
>Take. The. Strings.
>I believe this is what they call Cruel Irony.

Lay it on with the super thickness.
>We pretend to be stars associates. Marco can be her slave since he dressed like it.
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Rolled 19, 20, 3 = 42 (3d20)

>>3116546
>Marco is the slave of us, who is the merchant in service of the half-cat illegitimate child of one of the nobles
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Rolled 5, 7, 14 = 26 (3d20)

>>3116546
Marco as Anon's slave and Hek as Star's.

Anon's a trader and Star's nobility, so them being slaves wouldn't make sense. So the degenerate woman who shows her eye, the absolute slut will be ones slave while the milk toast bland randy can be the slave of nobility.

Make this shit so thick it's solid.
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Rolled 19, 9, 5 = 33 (3d20)

>>3116546

Oh boy
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Rolled 7, 1, 16 = 24 (3d20)

>>3116546
Lets show our MIGTHY MAGICAL POWER!
Also Marco is our slave boi. Star is to regal for that, and i wont open this can of worns with Heck.
>>
Rolled 16, 4, 5 = 25 (3d20)

>>3116546
>>
>>3116546
>You know what throw in something vaguely flirtatious and complementary towards marco while were at it.
>"Your the only one who has the whole, rugged and masculine warrior of the common people thing going on."
>"Me and star are pale and white like 800 thread count bed sheet ghosts."
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Rolled 16, 13, 15 = 44 (3d20)

>>3116546
>Not a single 2 , 6 or 1.

Wow.

My turn.
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Rolled 10, 8, 4 = 22 (3d20)

>>3116546
>>
>>3116572
Nice.
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>>3116546
>>The thicker you do
Thick
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Rolled 1, 5, 12 = 18 (3d20)

>>3116361
Holy shit, of course I miss all the super fun times. I fucking love'em Quest. And Star is in top form... that bubbly energy is spot on.

>>3116546
R-R-ROLLIN'
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>>3116546

Or perhaps it should be.

>Hecks a magical space goddess.
>Star is a princess
>And I am a god/king

>Because were all varying flavors of "the man". Even if we are all 100% chaotic neutral.
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>>3116549
>>3116559
>>3116587
Oh god, all these ones...
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>>3116588
>Actually take a moment to appreciate that this REGULAR HUMAN. Is keeping up with varying flavors of gods and magical royalty.
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>>3116546
>>3116587
>Combat
Magic... forgot the choice.

Anymore rollers out there?!?!
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>>3116546

Also, use magic
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>>3116546
>If somebody has magical mind control immunity use OWN on it.
>>
Go physical. Magic is less common and can probably be tracked back to us.
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>>3116546
>Hek as slave
as dirty as it is, she knows what to do. She won't be happy about it though

>moderate thiccness
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Rolled 6, 5, 10 = 21 (3d10)

>>3116572
>>3116572
It all starts...with the rolls.

>16 on Bluff.
>+7
>23

>>3116587
-2

>21

>Then
>It's what you CHOOSE to do

A: "Aight. First things first."
>You say to the group
A: "Marco's my slave. Star. Hekapoo's like your keeper or whatever. She gets to pick."

S: "Hey! -I- wanted to own Marco!"
A: "You wouldn't know what to -do- with him."

H: "I'mma be her mysterious Non-cat Mother."
M: "Aw yeah cause you're promiscuous."
>The Hekalook
M: "B-By THEIR STANDARDS! Their repressive. Backward uh...standards heh."

S: "Oh I would -so- know what to do with him! Respect him!"
A: "LOOKATTHIS."

>Muscles has snaked out and hoisted Marco from the sand
>You motion up and down him with your human hand covered in fake phat jewelry

A: "LOOK AT ALL DIS MAN YOU WASTE. Look at his STOMACH! Flat. SMOOTH!"

>You flick his midsection

M: "AH!"
A: "Taught. From his rigorous training to protect."

>Anon lays it on super thick
A: "If this stomach was a plate...I'd clean it."
>You almost lick some sweat off him
>Almost

>Star gets there first
St: "I'm the noble and -I- can afford him!"
H: "We're gonna LOSE the caravan if you keep this up."

cont
>>
>>3116712
>>3116712

>Oh
>Right

A: "huh...we gotta catch em in the open sand. We need to look royal so we...hurhhh..."

>Anon spots a pair of guards nearby
>Seated atop some ugly looking Sand-sharks

A: "Oh I got dis."

>Smash cut

C: "So I'm down there and it's like I've just got a fold in my mouth."
C2: "Gross."

A: "YES HALO. It ees AYE! JOSEPPI!"
>They summon telekenetic scimitars immediately

A: "I amd mah SLAV boi need-a-yer halp."
>Their glare
>Their ANGER

M: "Dude...this isn't gonna work."
>Anon considers this
A: "Hmm..."
>Angry cats
>They need a show

>You lay it on thick
>You grab Marco by good nipple

M: "YYYEAAAHAHoOW!"
A: "Quiet SLAvboi.yeh bob. Or I'll remove yer genitals and eat them from -a-deh inside of yer heart."

>You whisper to him
A: "Just roll with it."
M: "WHATELSECANIDOBUTJUSTROLLWITHIT!"
A: "Nice acting chops, bro. Good on ya keepin up with the A-team."

>You pop back up
A: "Yon maiden of Newble Bert needs her an HESCORT!"

C: "A what?"
A: "AnHESCORT!"
C2: "A what?"

A: "I cast take the strings."

C: "You w-"

>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>One cat goes dead-eyed
>Speaks with a Monotone

C: "I obey..."
C2: "Oh, Yarna. Wait! We're with Cashew! Death to Sul-"

>Marco gets a 19 on his surprise attack
>WHACK SMACK THAT IS ONE KO-ED CAT

>He did a Helicopter kick into him
>Full on Tatsumaki'd his furry ass

M: "Ok...this nipple might fall off. Still. I think we got this."

H: "Look!"

>You spot it
>A train of wagons
>Laden with silk
>Heavy with Chains and imported food
>Some come from portals
>Other from the sands themselves

>One even gets dropped off by a space ship
>It looks like a race for the front gates

LET'S REROLL FOR THE COMBAT
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Rolled 18, 10, 13 = 41 (3d20)

>>3116715
>>
Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3116715
YOU CANNOT STOP THE NONDO TRAIN
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Rolled 4, 5, 4 = 13 (3d20)

>>3116715
Just 1 roll I presume...?
I'll roll 4 just in case.

Lets not fuck it up this time.
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Rolled 20, 17, 20 = 57 (3d20)

>>3116715
I'm guessing we've already burned dice #1 as part of the bluff action ... but fuckit, the others are rolling 3, might as well too.
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>>3116731
>>3116731
WHERE WERE YOU!!!
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>>3116731
J-Jesus...
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>>3116732
I WAS HERE! I GOT SOME ONES PREVIOUSLY!!
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>>3116555
>>3116555
>>3116555

>Nat 20...

>Trips.

M: "Alright. I gotta get my mix tape in my ears for this fight. You stickin' to magic?"

>You give Marco an odd look
A: "Hey uh...you wanna cool song?"
M: "I am so worried about what you consider cool. At all times."
A: "No! No like...I think you can fight to it."

>Marco reigns in the Sand-Shark a bit
>He tentatively hands you his phone
>You put in the jam
>Of all fucking jams

>The sleeper hit of every video game soundtrack ever created

https://youtu.be/uAy1Hyh1BPk

M: "Oh...Oh yeah!"
H: "Share the licks!"

St: "I got somethin' for that."
>Star waves her wand
St: "Boomy Blast Sonic Sharewave!"

>The Rockin' Jams
>Are shared
>Via magically brain link
>To all of you

>Hek Gets on a shark with Star
M: "C'mon dude."
>Marco offers his hand
>For you to ride bitch

A: "I'm your owner."
>You slap it down
A: "I drive."

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>>3116737
>>3116737


>The Caravan goes hard through the crunch nugget filled desert
>Hover-camels and Giant Mice wheeze out the vinegar like air of this arid place

A: "HAllOOO! YAISE! My friends!"

>Hekapoo Let's Star drive but picks her up
>Sets her Side-Saddle

>There is an Insect-Man driving the lead cart

I: "What is it!?"
A: "We Hayve a lovely Nooble Garl here."
>You motion to Star

A: "She and her slootey Mama wish a preview of your goods!"
I: "We don't do DEMOS you Skirkkin' grease."

>Time to lay it on
>Thick like

A: "Drive."
>You hand Marco the reigns
>Hek and Star
>Seeing that they aren't being watched
>Use your distraction to get to the other side

A: "Cam oon now. We just wanna buy soom Slave Before deh get to deh black!"
I: "Over my sucked out Husk."

>The carts hit a hill
>They fly up and CRASH into the sand like a tidal wave in a sports event

>So many heads bob
>You and everyone listening catch a chorus of moans and screams
>From the slaves
>Unsecured from such a jostle

A: "Ey, bodi. Es fine. Es is! Joseppi has a little a geeft for you. From the Cat-Daddy of deh leedle -a-lady~ "

>Give em what they want Anon
>Always what they want
>This one wants money

I: "A gift? What kinna gift."

>You get on his cart
>As Muscles aims himself out of your bag and Directly into his fuckin' bug mouth

A: "Death."

cont
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>>3116738
>>3116738

>Anon could have cast Massacre Wave
>He could.

>In the slow motion moment before he finished making up his mind however
>He realized this place has -seen- his power before
>They might know his sorcery by it's smell
>It's light


>Who knows?

>So he uses his nat 20

>On something new

>Marco does a front-flip from the shark
>Punches the Armadillo-buffalo that pulls this cart in the back of the head

>Not once
>But 4 times in quick succession

>WHAM!
>The cart his the sand!
>Grinding and careening down so quick the other carts can't keep up!

>They try to save themselves but-

St: "MEGA MANATEE FLOATSOM FLYERS!"

>Star summons a wave of ghostly manatees
>They buffet the other wagons over
>Not only crashing them
>But spilling their contents onto the sand
>Making it even harder for the others to keep on their wheels

>Hekapoo
>Is a Blur
>She's so fast with her scissors she can pull them
>Portal inside her own Burka
>Then vanish and close the portal before anyone even sees
>She uses the noises to find the slave carts
>Portals them into their own, controlled crashes
>As the rest carrying Loot and luxuries are sent with a splatter across the sand

>Star sees this
>Uses her magic
>To Bubble the slave carts
>Into safe little impact zones

>She even magics them up a bunch of hot coco
St: "Stay cozy! We're coming to save you!"
Slaves: "HURRAY!"
H: "Then you're all gonna FIGHT for us to free your fellow slaves!"

Slaves: "Aw."
>One in the back goes
Slaves: "I thought of that too I just couldn't do it today cause I'm a slave!"

>The guards of the caravan finally rouse
>They head for Hek and Star
>She blasts a few away
>She can easily handle 10 dozen
>There are numerous several hundreds

cont
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>>3116741
>>3116741

>As they close in, drawing their weapons of various alien and Desert Cat make

>A shadow overtakes them
>A buzz that shakes the chest of every creature present
>Overpowers all other sounds
>Leaves them deafened

>They turn toward the shadow
>Star's mouth is agape
>Hekapoo
>Smiles

>Marco is running across the sand
>He cuts down mounted riders and leaves them paralyzed heaps on the dunes

>Behind him?

>You
>Anonymous

A: "aaaAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

>After you cast TRANSFIGURE
>...and set upon them all with a natural 20 on ripping them to shreds as a swarm




>The bugs
>Chitter
>Little wing-ed wasp spiders of hateful shape and dimension
>They whistle and twist
>As the guards try to fight
>But their skin is too soft
>Their eyes too delicious
>You give them your gift
>The same one you save for all oppressors
>Death.
>Pain.
>Indignity.

St: "Anon is...hardcore."
H: "I knew he'd be hot someday."

M: "Alright! We got this!"
>Nobody is looking at Marco
>Or His abs

>You fill the sky, Anon
>As a swarm of horrid monsters
>To make a barely recognizable face

A: "NOW WHAT'SAH REALLY FUCKING GOOD SAND NYUAAGAS!?"


>The final reselection
>For luck.
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Rolled 1, 2, 12 = 15 (3d20)

>>3116746
>>
Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3116746
>You fill the sky, Anon
>As a swarm of horrid monsters
>To make a barely recognizable face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQJJjcrwXQE
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Rolled 15, 12, 10 = 37 (3d20)

>>3116746
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3116746
LESGO
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>>3116549
>>3116549
>>3116549

...

>An Unknown figure emerges from the Wreckages
>It's tall
>Cloaked
>Almost hunched over and yet
>Even on the empty sands it stands out among all the others

>In one hand
>It brandishes a set if wicked claws from under it's purple shroud
>In the other.


https://youtu.be/N1E5ZGHYl4s

>A Chainsaw
>With magical energies
>You can feel it from the air
>Off the charts

>He turns upwards to the sky
>His body seethes at the sight of you
>One crystal eye takes you in

???: "Double. Tap. Traps."

>He pulls out a communicator

???: "Found em."
>Portals open around him
>As he wildly swings his chainsaw into the air

>From One
>Steps a creature you know all too well

>It hulks
>Slobbers
>Then cocks it's head up toward Hek and Star

Muton Berserker: "UUUAARRAAAHHHHHHH!!"

>First it goes
>Then three others
>All for Star and Hec

>The Lizard with the Chainsaw
>Looks to Marco

M: "Who...are you?"
???: "A guy who didn't think he'd get a chance to pay his mortgages off so fast."

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>>3116757
>>3116757

>His other portal
>Has a familiar cloud emerge from it

>All Gold
>Full of Glitter

>The Last son of Andelus Has Arrived.

LS: "Shall my debts be considered null upon the completion of this task?"
???: "Utterly. We got deeper pockets now than anybody on that War-Planet Mudball."

>The Last Son turns his eyeless gaze to you

LS: "Very well. It is good to meet you again."

>Anonymous

LS: "I suspect this time you will not escape."
R: "Name's Rasticore."

>The Lizard says to Marco
R: "I make dreams come true."
M: "What kinna dreams."
R: "Dreams about death."

SESSION
END!

NEXT SESSION IN TWO WEEKS!

THE SANDY SHOWDOWN
THE DESERT DILLEMNA

A FULL BLOODED SEPTARIAN
MUTON MOOKS
AND THE LAST SON OF ANDELUS

VS

THREE TEENS AND A SUPER THOT

Stay tuned.

and Stay
Blesst.

Love,
Quest.

Special thanks to the Patron pals for keeping our mess blessed.

Especially Acid, Ark and Superkeaton.

>Work on the Animation is already underway
>Soon, with enough Patron support even MORE experimental shit can get shared with you pals

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620


Join us on the discord for off-hours fun and the twitter for thread times/bonus memes
https://discord.gg/x25nASh

https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest


Next week we stream! I shall be doing work on our big animated debut!
Join me on the twitch channel to chill, perhaps share friendcodes and Smash!

It shall be glorious.
Because I shall be with you.

Mwah.

https://youtu.be/h9COHyaFMU8
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>>3116758
>>3116758
Blessed you questo
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>>3116758
Thanks as always for the session Quest.
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>>3116758
Hoo boy, looks like we’ve got some more annoyances to deal with. Thanks for the run, Quest. What’re we gonna do about the Last Son of Andelus? Dunno how we’d kill a cloud of nanomachines. Just blast them all?
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First step: Darkstar form.
Second step: Vacuum the Last son of a bitch and his friends out of existence (let's see how well Rasticore regenerates from literally nothing)
Optional: Do not erase Marco too.
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>>3116933
No
>>
Okay, dude who started catching up last thread
After reading through all those threads, i have only one question
How is this story so fucking fantastic!?
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>>3122055
Tis the power of Quest my man.

One of us! GOBBLE GOBBLE ONE OF US!!
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>>3122055
NEW FRIENDS, HURRAH!
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>>3122117
>>3122384
It's cool if i join the discord, right?
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>>3123004
No, discords are gay you dumb fag


But also here's a discord invite

https://discord.gg/w4nhHA
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>>3122055
>>3122055

Welcome, friend.

a brief ANNOUNCEMENT POST!

Rather than a session today I shall be hard at work on the "Marco in a Dwessh" animation.

I'll be livestreaming at around 3pm US CENTRAL TIME with small breaks all the way through the night.

Join me! We'll raffle off doodle requests and I shall take time to answer lore questions with V I S U A L A I D S.

I look forward to this next adventure with you all.

Bless.

TWITCH
https://www.twitch.tv/questislive

and enjoy these. A small dump of requests we had in the discord.
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>>3127106
>>3127106

HekAnon gone wild gone Demi-Sexual 90s exploitation videos
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>>3127107
>>3127107

Little god in the big CHIPPY
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>>3127109
>>3127109

The BRAAP at the dawn of time.
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>>3127111
>>3127111

and now...

THE POWER

https://youtu.be/lnKeN9zIkoE

HEKPOO
TAKES THE BONG
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>>3127113
>>3127113

pt 2.

THE S M O N K
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>>3127115
>>3127115

He-
Hek.
Wut r yew DEWNIn
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>>3127116
>>3127116

BOI SHE BOU-
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>>3127117
>>3127117

-SHKSDFFE
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>>3127123
>>3127123

https://youtu.be/Kk21mvw9AK4

>Mission Passed
>Repek = On your name +


See you at the party.

bless
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>>3127126
>>3127126

and now...
In literal sense.

WE LIVE!

https://www.twitch.tv/questislive
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>>3127430
>>3127430


DRAWINGS FROM THE STREAM
https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest/status/1076705077497344000

We had a ton of fun. Continuing tomorrow.

If you have any little moments in the quest you'd like to see animated. Leave your suggestions here. I can never lose what we archive and I sure do love your ideas.

You feed off them.

Pshaw. I'm no god.

You're worse.

Well, what does it matter?

I suppose it doesn't. I'll see you destroyed all the same.

bless.
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and one more time.

https://www.twitch.tv/questislive

WE LIVE!
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>>3130031
>Starnon
Not that I'm complaining, but does Anon appreciate or have any attraction to Star at all? He's been so cold in their interactions though I guess he could be a tsundere..., and Star straight up socked him which started tgis whole adventure ...but sho knows if he ever detected surface thoughts from her to show otherwise...?
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>>3130219
>Gets a hateboner from almost every attractive person that angers him, including Star, Yellow, Brittney, Marco and others.
>Has already molested her butt while she slept, right before throwing her through several brick walls using Muscles.
>Muscles commented that her butt was essentially "the tightest shit it's ever felt".
>She's practically identical to his anime waifu, Sky Flutterby, from "Sky Flutterbe vs. The Forces of Chaos" which is implied to make her stealing Marco even more painful and hateboner inducing.
>That Tea!verse AU where Star and Anon fuck like rabbits for days without end on Hell and have a child out of wedlock behind Marco's back to settle their differences once and for all.
>>
quest are you going to gif the animation and put it here?
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>>3130386
...

If...

Thats too low. For her to be pregnant.

Thats like, between her legs. Like, dangling between her legs.

So do Mewmans have ovipositors then or what?
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>>3130527
Sure, if you're into that.
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>>3130401
>>3130401

Yes.


Merry Christmas, ya'll.

bless
>>
https://pastebin.com/xNKSMD10
Merry Christmas you rotten bastards! Here's your lump of coal!



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