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>>3053676
>>3053676

Ja: "Whole time you didn't even talk about Jackie."

A: "..."

Ja: "You ok?"

A: "..."

>You have work to do.


ANONYMOUS
YOU CURRENTLY HAVE SOME PRACTICAL CONCERNS AT HAND

A: "Goat Bro needs his skin put back on."
Ja: "O-...oh. Yeah."
>You go for your own bloody wound first
>Giving your HP for others is typical for y-

Ja: "I got it."
>Janna draws out her own knife

-Let her do it (She really likes helping but YOU are the one who can HP drain the next skeleton you see)

-Insist you do it (Don't let her hurt herself. You know better about these things.)

-Help her (Janna is a bosom bud. Even if she steals from you and casually ruptures your organs.)

L: "Anonymous."
A: "Mom?"
>Luna
>Smiles
L: "You've taken the castle."
>She looks
>Giddy
>Almost like she's about to-

L: " Hm~ Hmhmh"
>Holy shit
>She's laughing
>Her tiny
>TINY LITTLE FEET
>Kick
>Ever so much

L: "What shall we do first? Decorate? Or infest this basement with a carnivorous fungus? Either way. It should feel like our next home."


>Your eyes land on the nearby Giant Skull
>Boneless
>Who defied Leather Teeth
>Who lost to the dragon and became a ghost

>That soul is now in your wand

-Return the Skull to the Giant's brother (Keep the soul)

-Return the Skull and release the Soul (Maybe there is a Giant heaven?)

-Keep Both (This power is yours. Why give it away right when you earn it?)


>The Wand
>It glows with unknowable power

Ja: "Is it...evolving?"
A: "It'll have to wait. We gotta patch up and get outta here first."
Ja: "Huh. Practical."
A: "Grateful."

>You stand over the Skinless Goat God
A: "Thanks."

>He gives you a muscle and bone thumbs-up


What do?

>>3053677
>-Return the Skull to the Giant's brother (Keep the soul)

>Look into making a vessel for Luna. We did promise...

>>3053677
>ask Janna if she wants a hand with GB

>Tell her Jackie hurts but theres nothing more to do right now as we have too much on our plate

>Raise the skull with his soul and then ask him what he would like us to do for him.

>Let the wand evolve

>Take a breather with Janna and then contact wondervon and KK for a status update.

>During the downtime Properly raise Grate. He deserves it.

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>>3053677
>>Let her do it (She really likes helping but YOU are the one who can HP drain the next skeleton you see)
Lets see what she can do. We already concluded she aint a baby that needs sitting.
Plus we're a bit low on health right now.

>Return the Skull and release the Soul (Maybe there is a Giant heaven?)
MAYBE. Lets talk with him first...
Don't wanna come up to any wrong conclusions.

>What do?

FIRST
CHECK IF YOUR PSIONIC CONNECTION TO YOUR UNDEAD AND SUSAN IS WORKING AGAIN.
ALSO CHECK IF YOU CAN USE YOUR SCISSORS.

If yes, then bring a group of skeletons to help you clear the area, we've yet to fully explore the castle, I believe.
Keep your guard up, young prince.

>>3053677
>Help her, and have both you and Janna give blood. Together.

>Return the Skull to the Giant's brother (Keep the soul)

>Get lootin'.

>>3053712
>>3053677
Oh, also.

What happened to that nice coat of fleshy faces with the flasks GB was wearing?

I guess we lost that, huh?
For shame.

>>3053677
>-Let her do it
She said she's got it, so let her have it.

>L: "What shall we do first? Decorate? Or infest this basement with a carnivorous fungus? Either way. It should feel like our next home."
Kitchen first, then the dining room. For a victory feast!

>-Return the Skull to the Giant's brother (Keep the soul)
We can get a big skull anywhere.

>Ja: "Is it...evolving?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0fpWIpLoRM

>>3053677
Answer Janna's question with the truth Anon.

-Help her (Janna is a bosom bud. Even if she steals from you and casually ruptures your organs.)

-Return the Skull and release the Soul (Maybe there is a Giant heaven?)
--Ask the soul what he wants.

Put skin on the Deity.

>>3053696
This is good too.

>>3053677
>Help her (Janna is a bosom bud. Even if she steals from you and casually ruptures your organs.)
>Keep Both (This power is yours. Why give it away right when you earn it?)
I'm feeling a little greedy

>>3053696

I'll support this, also

>Check psionic connection with all undead

>>3053696
>>3053677
>Tell her Jackie hurts but theres nothing more to do right now as we have too much on our plate
This honestly. Heart breaking, but it was her choice and we gotta respect that. Plus, we have a universe to rule. We don't got time to cry our eyes out and eat ice cream with Susan while watching sad romance movies like we want it.

>>3053694
>Look into making a vessel for Luna. We did promise...
Also this, 1001%. Mom should be celebrating with us in person.

>>3053677
Supporting >>3053712

>>3053677
>>3053720
On second thought, I'll just support >>3053696
but I really wanna have both Anon and Janna give blood.

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>>3053677
>>3053720
>>3053712
>>Ja: "Whole time you didn't even talk about Jackie."
>
>A: "..."
>
>Ja: "You ok?"


...Probably not. I don't know what to think about that,, or how to solve it. So I want to concentrate on other things first...?

Hiding one's uncomfortable feelings under a load of work is no different from doing it under a blanket of cynicism, self-deprecation and memes I guess.
Just a way to keep he mind from dwelling on those dark recess of our mind.

Oh well.

>>3053677
>Help her
>Return the Skull to the Giant's brother
>We should really try to make this place into a forward operationg base or whatever. The castle in the HOLE is our REAL home afterall.
>Also give Luna a little huge, she's too damn cute.

>>3053776
Will support the hug.

>>3053677
Maybe we raise some undead around here to hold the fort as well.

>>3053765
Janna's calling us out but... should we even try to address it right now, or just attempt to deflect? She ditched and ran right too at the start of S2... Maybe it's like the same thing? Just need time to clear our head and get stuff done..

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>>3053776
Hug Mom!

>>3053677
>>3053776
Also tell Janna that while Jackie is still a sore spot, we are trying to work through it.
If she has any questions she can ask though, we aren't sure what she knows.

>>3053789
Yeah supporting this. Lets have an open chat with Janna.
>>3053677

We don't feel fear, so we shouldn't fear being open.

>>3053677
Dont forget to raise dead on the Guy who Made leatherteeth.

I WANT TO KNOW WHERE HE GOT THAT DRAGON EGG!

>>3053677
Meant to have ask the soul before doing anything .
>>3053744

>>3053802
Glossaryck gave it to him. The jackass.

>>3053807
Lets confirm it, I want to know why and the circumstances.

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I'd advise about making any sudden moves on the giant, as benevolent as it may seem (himself and out actions).

We don't know how he'll react to knowing we did the doon done on his bro (

>>3053776
support

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>>3053677
>>3053677

>First
>You Do your due diligence

>While Janna hovers over the goat
>Fixing his skin arrangement
>You text your Scissors

>SKKKRRRRZT

A: "Still not working?"

>You try to communicate to your minions

Su: "Hewwo?"
A: "Susan! Aw thank fuck. Status report."
Su: "Anown. Whatsh a debate."
A: "Susan I- what?"
Su: "A debate."
A: "Why?"
Su: "Caushe I'm own the debate team now."
A: "That's..."
>Susan has a lisp
>Is nearly retarded
>Has literally fought drink machines to death for her change
>Won't use cars or shoes
A: "Amazing. Now gimme an update."
Su: "BWUH. WHAT IS IT!?"
A: "HOW IS IT."
Su: "ISH HWAT."
A: "THE TOWN."
Su: "Oh, Justin's gonna get a medaw. Jackie's ok. I supwexed Yewwow into a dumpstew and Muwdewed some Aweiens. Bow ate the Aliensh."
A: "Now. Why the hell are you on the debate team?"
Su: "Caush'e I'm twy'nah get WAID."
A: "Pussy?"
Su: "Fancy Pusshy."
A: "...Brittany?"
Su: "No way. She'd Cwaoset cashe me."
A: "So uh..."
Su: "Chantelle."
A: "..."
Su: "Her booty'sh Distwacting."

>Busi
>Ness
>Time.

>Janna bites her own lip as she puts down the knife blade to her skin
>Still can't take what she dishes
>You raise your hands
>She suddenly glares and SLICES her hand a little too deep

Ja: "Ah!"
>She rushes over and starts chanting the words for "BLOOD FOR BLOOD"

>You lower your eyebrows and frown
>Pierce your human palm with Muscles' claws

>Then you join her
Ja: "My blood for th- EEP!"
A: "Eep?"
Ja: "I said I'd do it!"

>She shoves you
>You shuffle up next to her and squeeze your fingers, dripping blood onto the skinless Goat-man

A: "I know. Now -we- are doing it. Also, you don't gotta do the chant every time."
>Janna watches you
>Manipulating the magic with your WILL and memory alone

A: "I don't need it every time. Just when I need to do major repairs."

>She joins you
>For a moment
>Pink, Gold and Red energies combine
>Muscles snakes down

>He Holds her free hand

Ja: "Thanks."
A: "Listen. About Jackie..."

cont

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>>3053950
>>3053950

https://youtu.be/89NjEeHku8o?t=10

GB: "HAAAAAHHLEEH DAYOOo!"
>The Goat is up
>Prancing
>He stomps across the icy lake your magic made in this cavern
>His long black locks swing as he finds a tune no one else can hear
>Swings his fists in the air and screams out lyrics to some old drinking song


A: "I miss her."
>One of your eyes mists up
>You swallow it
>A frigid, stable darkness replaces what you were about to feel

GB: "Haven't felt a pain like that in CENTURIES, boyo!"

A: "I-...I'm not used to missing anybody. That's what I'm not ok with."
Ja: "Heh...everybody else you'd miss you just convince yourself they're a bad person."
>Like Marco
A: "Like Marco."
Ja: "Or your old mom?"
>You laugh
A: "Fuck you, Janna."
L: "Disliking..."
>Luna looks off to the side
L: "Emily."
>You can tell she wanted to say 'That woman'
>She slows down her false breathing
L: "May make things easier...but that doesn't make it wrong."
A: "I wanna fix it."
Ja: "Your feelings?"
>Janna looks a little off put by that idea
A: "Sort of...but."
>Some of your hair sneaks down into your eyes
>You push it back
>Using blood for hair gel

A: "I think I should fix me. First and foremost."
Ja: "That's..."
A: "Tch. More fucked than bottling it up?"
Ja: "Nah. It's honest."
A: "...is Honesty hot C-"

>Janna walks the hell away from you
Ja: "McMoot you're a lo~ser~ !"
A: "Bitch!"

>You're smiling
>Chasing a girl across a frozen lake

>WHAM!
>You eat shit on the ice
>Janna is skating on blood knives

>She slides up
>Boops your nose
>Takes a picture with her phone

Ja: "Caught ya slippin'."

>When you get done screaming you return
>To what you know
>The work
>Although Janna just helped

>Huh
>Honesty helped someone help
>You helped her

A: "Theres...a fuckin' patter or some shit in that. I know it."

You're learning

cont

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>>3053957
>>3053957

-YOU RAISE THE SOUL OF DEFIANT, THE GIANT

>FWOOSH!

A: "Hey, Boneless."
D: "...Thank you."
A: "I-...I killed you."

>Janna and her Patron Goat are Ice-Skate dancing behind you
>She found the cloak of faces thrown into the ceiling
>He is wearing it as a scarf


D: "Yes."
>The skull's eyes glow blue
D: "Thank you, Master. Am I going home?"

>You look to the wand
A: "What's it like? In there."

D: "A paradise."
A: "...do you want to go back there?"
D: "I have craved nothing but an end to my suffering for so long..."

>His voice is tired
>Low
>Almost a whisper in your head

D: "It is paradise...but it is not home."
A: "Heh. I understand."
D: "Take me home."

A: "You got it."

-YOU EXIT THE CAVERN WITH A MIXTURE OF FIRE MAGIC AND A BRIEF DEEP SEA-SWIM

-IT IS NOT EASY WITH YOUR COLLECTIVELY LOW HEALTH POINTS BUT YOU MANAGE NONETHELESS

-AS YOU ASCEND

A: "Mom. The castles great and all...but there'something better."
>You squeeze Luna to your cheek
A: "I can make you a body now."
>She is silent
L: "Perhaps."
A: "What?"
>You let her go
>She floats around your head as you, Janna and Goat bro head for the last flight of Stairs


L: "Anonymous. Can you tell how powerful I am?"
A: "Well- no?"
>Don't look
A: "I mean I've felt your magic all up in my guts."

Ja: "Gay."
A: "Shudup!"
>You mime a backhand at Janna
>She snickers and cringes with a wry smirk

A: "...but this is YOUR magic I've got in here."
>You wave the wand
>It hums like a possessed light saber
>The Eye-gem is wildly tossing looks at everyone present
>Almost feels like it's muttering

A: "I-..."
>A realization hits you
A: "You don't want a vessel, do you?"
L: "I do. When I have it. I want it to be made with your hands."
A: "I can do that now."

>You shake the wand

A: "I'll give you the perfect body."
L: "When you do."
>She kisses your cheek
>She floats away
>Looks into your eyes
>As her lips reform in pink sparks

L: "It needs to be alive."
>Life
>Not a preserved soul in a jar

L: "My vessel for now is already perfect enough. Nothing could be closer to heaven than being inside my little boy."

GB: "Baaha. Ghey."

>Luna snaps her eyes to the Goat
>His eyes turn to stone

GB: "AH! AH WOT IN THE- BLAZES YEH-"


cont

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>>3053964
>>3053964

-When you Escape the Fortress (With a Mighty Effort between yourself and Muscles) two major issues strike you


>One

A: "Where in the shit eating Chimp faced Fuck did Glossaryck get that egg from?"

>You Slap the Wand
>A ghost appears
>He is being hounded by other ghosts
>All of whom want to shred him to bits

A: "Off! Down! Sit! Heel!"
>They move away at your command

>The Mad Maker raises his glowing eyes to meet yours


A: "Where did the egg come from?"
>He is silent
>You pull the egg out of your backpack as Goatbro falls face-first on the dry grass

A: "This. Cunt. Where did you get it?"
>He
>Is silent

L: "He resists."
A: "BOI."

>Your eyes turn black
>The ghost
>Suffers

MM: "Muuuuaaahhhhhh! AAAHHHHuuhhhhh!"
>He moans
>You stop

A: "Fuck. How did I-"
L: "This is an old soul, Anonymous. Far older than the typical ghost. He has been...pickled. In agony."
>Luna's mouth barely opens
>Like she wants to lick her shiny lips
>She doesn't

L: "He's the first to ever resist you. Cute."
A: "I don't like torturing people who haven't fucked me."

Ja: "Still Gay!"
>Janna cries from on top of a burnt house
A: "I WILL INVERT. YOUR. ASS."

MM: "It called to me..."
>You look to the ghost
MM: "For years. In my dreams. The spell that waited beneath this fortress...sang to me. Told me of what it could do."

>He raises his dead eyes to the clouds
MM: "I saw a world delivered from oppression. Ruled not by kings but by gods."

>He weeps smoke

MM: "I saw the Mewman royalty in squalor with their fellow peasant parties...and I saw peace between Mewman kind. No time for war. Only for survival."

>He sobs
MM: "The Egg was with the spell. Guarded by a blue aura that dispelled at my touch...it reeked of fried corn. Soft cheese."

A: "Doritos."
>Your pallet sours at the thought of Glossaryck getting cheese dust all over a stillborn dragon

MM: "This was my destiny. Don't you understand?"
>You don't look on him with pity
>He gets angry
MM: "The world was supposed. To be. Better!"

>You snap
>He fades away
>Back into the wand

A: "You missed your mark. Mortal dumbass."

>You ascend to the clouds
>To find that same lonely house

cont

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>>3053971
>>3053971

>You approach
>With the skull in your hands

Ja: "Can I come up!"
A: "Fuck off!"

>Goat Bro comes up as an Eagle

GB: "It's lovely!"
A: "I s-"

>CRRREEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

>The Door opens
>What stands before you is the White and Blue Giant of the clouds
>He has dinner on
>You can smell it

A: "H-...hey."
G: "Hello."
A: "Xeus?"

>The Giant looks angry
X: "Who told you my name?"

>You offer the Skull
X: "..."
>His expression drops
>He also drops a meat cleaver the size of a boat

>It goes through the clouds
>PHWEEEEEEE

>CRANG!

Ja: "DUDE! ....AWESOME!"

cont

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>>3053975
>>3053975

https://youtu.be/h2caT4q4Nbs

X: "Deffy?"
D: "Brother."
>The lights inside the skull grow
>The living Giant begins to cry
>His tears are silver

>He takes the skull from you
>Hugs it

X: "I WAITED! I- I waited for so long! KILLED SO MANY PONY HEADS!"
D: "Like ya do, Brother! My brother! The Warrior! The soldier!"
X: "You twit! You little fool!"
D: "I love you, Xeus."

>Words
>Imagined
>Dreamed of

D: "I loved you always..."
X: "..."
D: "I just wanted to be strong like you. To be a hero. So I left."
X: "It's alright now, Deffy."
D: "No...because I have to leave again."
X: "No, you don't."

D: "I'm dead, brother. I know that now."
X: "I already mourned you."

>He turns the skull to the corner
>There is a painting on the wall
>Of 4 giants
>A father
>A mother
>Xeus himself
>Then
>Next to Xeus
>In fresh white bone paint

D: "I-...I am honored?"
X: "Honored and Loved. Welcome to our heaven."
>Xeus looks into the skull
>Seeing the eyes
>Of the one he never knew he'd get to say goodbye to

X: "Forever."
>You Release Defiant's soul
>As he wanted
>In his home
D: "Forever."


-Mission complete (In your heart. I am free.)


A: "Maybe...even if I'm not that great."
>You turn away from the scene
>Hands in Pockets
A: "I can do good...even if I'm not good."

X: "MAN thing!"
>You turn back

X: "...You have friends in the clouds."

>The house
>Begins to fly
>Away

A: " https://youtu.be/iRLBAL1nFK4 "


FIRST ALLY ON MEWNI OBTAINED

POSITIVE TIE
WITH THE GIANTS OF THE CLOUNDS

ENEMIES OF THE PONY HEADS


Now...


A: "Home."

cont

>>3053981
>FIRST ALLY ON MEWNI OBTAINED
>
>POSITIVE TIE
>WITH THE GIANTS OF THE CLOUNDS
>
>ENEMIES OF THE PONY HEADS
>


AYYY

I wonder how a giant will go against a dragon?

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>>3053981
>>3053981

>SHHHRRIIIIIIP!

ANON PORTALS BACK TO THE BATHROOM
THEN
HE HEADS

TO THE CASTLE

>You throw open the doors

A: "NICE PLACE, NIGGA-"

>Oh
>Oh No

>The tiles are broken
>There is weird shredded clothing hanging off of the stairs
>Stains cover the walls and ceiling

>Dirt from the Greenhouse is in the lobby
>The Guest wing is barricaded with a pair of Skeletons smoking outside of it

>THE SKELETONS ARE SMOKING

>There is a god awful smell coming from the kitchen
>The door to your throne room is off it's hinges

>One of your game systems
>Is floating like a balloon set
>It won't come down


>This place is a fucking wreck

cont

>>3053981
did we release the soul or did we bind the soul to the skull?
also pony heads a onahole shaped like horse head that spews out sparkles

>>3053997

I'm sure giants are more than just huge humans that live in the clouds

Right Quest?

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>>3054001
>>3054001

A: "W-"

>Who the FUCK let this happen!?

A: "ALVIIIIHHHHHHN!"
Ja: "Who's Alvin?"
>Janna pops in behind you

A: "A reference."
Ja: "To what?"
A: "Syndicated TV that I could afford t- BITCH! Janna! Go home!"
Ja: "I'm homeless still."

A: "What?"
Ja: "Yeah. My bus got taken over by Hobos."
A: "..."

>Your phone goes off
>TEXT FROM [unknown number]

???: "Hey, Kid. It's me."

>Wow
>Helpful


What do you d-

KK: "My lort."

>Killa Kente
>Your Skeleton General
>Armed with military grade weapons and hellish armor

>You tasked him with training the Bone Boys to fight

>He looks tired?
>He slouches
>His armor is loose

KK: "I fear we may have an issue."
A: "What. Has Happened. To my HOME!?"
KK: "Seeval War."
>Civil
>War

A: "...Fucking WHAT!?"

KK: "Deh French Skeletons. Dey are Yooseless. Lazy. Kree-aye-tive. Deh have no EEntarest in our War with the world. Dey have so much...life."
>He says that last part with disgust

KK: "Dey pilfa clothing. Cigarettes. Dey have taken deh guest wing and seek to be...servants of yours."
A: "You're -all- servants of mine."

KK: "Dey do not wan' to beh soldiers, my lord. Deh want to clean. Cook. Read...like people."

>Like People

L: "How spirited."
>Luna's eyes glow
L: "Shall we annihilate them?"


>How do you begin to straighten this out?


-TO THE KITCHEN
>Investigate that Awful Smell
>Find the African Skeletons stronghold
>Figure out where Entropy is


-TO THE GUEST WING
>Meet the French Holdouts
>Figure out why the hell Wondervon hasn't dealt with this either
>Find Baby Olson


-Throne Room
>See what the hell they've done with the place
>The Damage caused in your absence
>Collect yourself and plan your next move before dealing with the rabble

>>3054011
>-TO THE GUEST WING
>Meet the French Holdouts
>Figure out why the hell Wondervon hasn't dealt with this either
>Find Baby Olson
looks we have normal servants then.

we could go out on several worlds searching for the forgotten dead and playing like a kind of pan piper and having a bag we collect teeth in and if they are alive and have a dropped tooth we can steal it and leave a coin so when they die we can take there soul and revive them in a body

>>3054011
>-TO THE GUEST WING
Meet the French Holdouts
>Figure out why the hell Wondervon hasn't dealt with this either
>Find Baby Olson
Fucking hell, if the bitches wanted to be house servants they should've just asked god dammit.

>L: "Shall we annihilate them?"
No Mom, that'd be too easy for them. They want to be servants, let them clean this fucking mess up. So we don't have to. Then take away their cigarettes for a week as punishment for starting a civil war.

>???: "Hey, Kid. It's me."
"Hey dude, what's up with the budget?"

Swear to mom, if these skeletons delay Luna's resurrection there's gonna be hell to pay.

>>3054011
>Janna You are always welcome under my roof as is goat man. Got a garden cleaned up if you want to make a new home.

>Text back. "New Phone, who dis"

>Tell Killa Kente to only train the best. To be our sword is a privilege only few are worthy of. Tell him to call his own and take them to the armory and continue training

>Go to the French and get them to work as servants cleaning up the damage. They want to be servants, then they shall work as them.

>Get our babies back to the throne room and summon the leaders of both factions.


>to Luna "Nothing I have claimed is worthless. Just not used properly."

>>3054005

>You Release Defiant's soul
>As he wanted
>In his home

As for the second thing...why not have it shoot out glue?


>>3054011

-TO THE GUEST WING
>Meet the French Holdouts
>Figure out why the hell Wondervon hasn't dealt with this either
>Find Baby Olson

One problem at a time, we need to inspire these French people with their national heroes!

Charlemagne!
Napoleon!
Joan of Arc!
Gilles de Rais!

Or if they really don't want to fight, we give them the idea to be general servants around in the castle assisting whoever calls on them

Also new phone who dis?

>>3054011
>TO THE GUEST WING
Once we have Wondervon taken care of he can help us with the rest of this mess.

>>3054025
support

also contact wondervon via mind magic and tell us the situation, and what time/date it is so we have a solid timeplan for plans and schedules

>>3054011
>Mindbeam susan
>"Before you get blinded by tasty thicc plush carpet make sure Chantelle isn't setting you up for embarrassment at Britteys whim.

Debate is about public speaking and arguing your point with words and words alone. Think it through.

Why did you dumpster trash Yellow?
Love ya bitch."

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>>3054011
>L: "How spirited."
>Luna's eyes glow
>L: "Shall we annihilate them?"
No. We certainly cannot allow our rule to be dismissed like this, but maybe forcing our servants into roles they aren't prepared for wasn't such a great idea.
It's inefficient to force people to work jobs they aren't prepared for, even if these people are dead. Plus, I'm sure they are bound to do cleaning way better than fighting.
Those cheese eating surrender monkeys.

We could make different divisions and make sure each different tasks to realize (though we'll need to assign them some sort of leadership).
...Maybe we could set up a Suggestion Box... in our head? or something?
Fuck, how do good, no, great leaders do it? We need to pick our slack off.


Time to be a king Anon, even if you're king of a pile of bones and rotting flesh.

>-Throne Room

>>3054036

Susan was merely helping Yellow get back home

>Command the skeletons to send representatives to the throne room. Also to bring the Children. Also that they will be turned into bone paste if anything happened to the Childrens.

>Janna You are always welcome under my roof as is goat man. Got a garden cleaned up if you want to make a new home.

>Text back. "New Phone, who dis"

>Ask Luna if bunny man could "make use of them".

>>3054047
>Ask Luna if bunny man could "make use of them".
Oooo, that's a good idea. Have Velvet Ear run the butler/maid division of our undead.

>Also Explain the undeath philosophy to Kente.

>>3054011
>>3054047
First, this. Velvet Ears is the perfect Head Butler for a servant division.
-Throne Room
>See what the hell they've done with the place
>The Damage caused in your absence
>Collect yourself and plan your next move before dealing with the rabble
then this. No need to go off half-cocked for a whole-cocked situation

>>3054011
Text Phone: me who? You're showing up as a [unknown number].

>Janna You are always welcome under my roof as is goat man. Got rooms to spare. It's up to you though.

-Throne Room
>See what the hell they've done with the place
>The Damage caused in your absence
>Collect yourself and plan your next move before dealing with the rabble

>>3054086
>>3054047
>>3054027
>Janna You are always welcome under my roof as is goat man. Got rooms to spare. It's up to you though.

Guys, come on. We've already done this song and dance. We offered Janna to live with us, she said "fuck off Anon." She likes living on her own. Let's not retread old ground. Show we know SOMETHING about her.

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>>3054050
>>3054047
>>3054038
>>3054086
This.

Also, I'm guessing it's Excalibur calling.

If we end up occupying the lost castle we will need to dispatch a troop of undead to man it.

>>3054011
>TO THE GUEST WING

Also supporting allowing Janna to crash at our place. Can we hug Luna still?

>>3054086
or offer to help kick the hobos out of her bus. Or both. We aren't her parent or a cop. She can do what she want.

>>3054111
Pretty much this.

>>3054101
We are saying shes welcome to crash as she doesn't have a place right now. If she wants to she can, if not then whatever. Just saying our door is open.

>>3054106
>>3054116
Also,
>>3054011
>Ask the unknown number if this is that celestial guy we helped a while back.

>>3054126
Maybe it's Nick or LOOZAR.

>>3054145

>LOOZAR

Ehhhhhhh

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>You
>Are mad

A: "MmmmMMMmmMMMMMMM"
>Muscles can feel it
>He cracks his wrist like it was his neck and he was a DBZ villain
A: "HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"


KK: "M-my lord?"

Ja; "Don't push it, man."
>Janna holds a hand up to Killa
>Your ears are red
>Your eyes are bloodshot
>Your teeth are bared
>Sharp

Ja: "This is his thinking face."

A: "Janna."
>Your face is flat
Ja: "Yuh."
>You turn to her
>Smiling
>As you simmer with RAGE

A: "Wait for me in the Garden."
>You say through shredding teeth
A: "As I attend to my estate. I'll be along. Shortly."

Ja: "You just sounded like Luna."
>You press your lips
>Tight

GB: "A garden, y'say?"
A: "Yes. To stay."
>You avert your eyes
A: "If you like."
>Janna laughs
Ja: "I'll bust out some snacks. Get my music goin. You wifi?"
A: "Yes. Password is "AssMassCannotbeSurpassed"

Ja: "See you when you get done, boss man."
>She rubs your right ear lobe as she passes

>Killa
>Looms over you
>Looking terrified

A: "...who are the leaders?"
KK: "Of deh factions?"
>You don't nod
>Smile
>Acknowledge his dumb question
>Your hair gently moves in a breeze from nowhere
>Your absolute crushing glare says it all


KK: "I am deh leadeh of my own people. Of those who wish to fight."
A: "Good. I picked you for that."

KK: "Deh other is a Poet. Led part of the Revolution in his own country."
A: "What. Does he look like."
KK: "Vereh short."

>Kente motions to his own mouth
KK: "No lower jaw."

>You have a plan
>A good one

>Bring the leaders into your office
>Tell them how things are going to be
>Make it clear
>You are back
>In charge
>Large.

>Until you contact Wondervon

cont

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>>3054168
>>3054168

>Finding him at a conference table
>Discussing



W: "Ach, zeh verkers are alvays zeh lazt to zee any benefit for zere labor. All employments iz ultimately exploitative. All men zould be zeir own islands. Entrepeneurz. Or expect to be taken advantage of."

>With your UNFINISHED BIKE IN THE CORNER

A: "RHMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!"

https://youtu.be/UKftOH54iNU

>You
>March
>The skeletons guarding the guest wing step aside
>Muscles rears back
>You even take four steps back
>Then charge on your own two legs
>SMASHING your hand-brother into the barrier

>Your senses are assaulted
>As cigarette smoke fills your lungs with every step

>Luna floats by your side
>As you walk forward
>There are old books everywhere
>Some used as ash trays
>Covered in coffee rings

>You scan the faces
>Skeletons in loose fitting common clothes
>Stolen T-shirts
>Some uniforms from your school


>Madness
>mess
>Chaos

A: "Un. Accept. Able."

>You find Wondervon's Door
>Muscles REARS BACK

>You calmly open it
>Muscles looks at you
>Questioning why

A: "These are -my- doors I'm not breaking them all."

>Wondervon's lab

O: "Daddy? Can't see!"
W: "You don't have lungz, my boy."

>You hear TAP-TAPTAPPA TAP TAP TAP-"

>There
>The Skeleton with no Jaw
>Seated on three phone books
>Dressed in suspenders

>He looks to you

>He taps in Morse code
>Doesn't even speak to you psionically

W: "He-..."
>Wondy has...very little fear in his voice
>He looks a little dr-
>Wine
>He is having coffee in wine.

>On your fucking time!?
W: "He says he wants to be paid from now on. In cigars and dresses."
O: "Why, dresses?"
W: "I kan only assume he is a cross dresser."
O: "What's that?"

>My god
>They're corrupting the boy


cont

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>>3054172
>>3054172

>You take him from his chair
>Set him outside

>You make sure the others can see this

>He starts to tap at you
>You stop him

>Answer your text

???: "Hey, kid! It's me."
A: "Me. Who? New number. New phone."
???: "This, Anon?"
A: "Yeah."
???: "It's your Dirt Brother."

>OH
>SHIT

???: "I'm about to be arrested!"
What do with these insurrectionist surrender monkey?


>Slap the Dogshit out of the Resistance Leader
-He didn't clean
-He didn't work
-He just made all of your Skeletons into Ingrates

>Dominate him
-He is part of your WILL
-He has gone errant but... you can fix that


>Luna has already summoned Velvet ears
>SMASH!
>He walks through the fucking door of a nearby closet
>Like the damn Terminator
>They had him tied up

W: "He resisted resistance."


>You could just fire him
>Yank his soul and leave him with no vessel
>He'd be back in paradise but also out of your hair...
-Things might not be as bad you thought
-Although Velvet ears certainly doesn't think so


>You could also

>Destroy him
-Set this shit in order. Now.


L: "You've given them too much individuality."
A: "No."
>You disagree
>With Luna?

>She looks grave
>However
>You can tell she's listening
A: "I let them make a mistake."
>You motion
>To everything around you
A: "They made it."
W: "How kind."
>Wondervon's fucking tone
>Is not helping

A: "Nothing. Of mine. Is useless. It just mis-used."


What do?

What do about Wondervon?
Get creative.

>>3054177
>>Slap the Dogshit out of the Resistance Leader
>-He didn't clean
>-He didn't work
>-He just made all of your Skeletons into Ingrates

While making all of these french cowards into servants is entirely doable, and honestly kinda reasonable, we cannot allow such insubordination to go unpunished. Slap his shit, make the frenchies work for free for a week, and this guy specifically work for free for two weeks. This is a suitable punishment, and gives us ample time to actually set up payment for them all.

>>3054177
Full-blown Rebels?? In OUR Undead Empire!?!? I think not.

>Domina--

Naahhh. Let Mr. Velvet Ears decide.

>>3054177
>Slap the Dogshit out of the Resistance Leader
>Dominate him
Tell the rest if they have REQUESTS they will be addressed fairly and as swiftly as possible, but DEMANDS are UNACCEPTABLE!

>>3054177
>Psionic mindlink dirtbrother for his location
>Open a portal and yank him through


>Sit with the frenchman

> "Poet... what could have possibly given you the idea that I raised your bony ass for free. I fucking yanked your dead ass from beyond the void and into an eternity of paradise. So you had to do some fucking chores and because you couldn't wait a few goddam days to bring it up with my more than accommodating ass you decided to assault the staff and corrupt a minor.

This isn't no fucking revolution, this is the big leagues and if you can't cut it then back to the void you go. Is that what you want?

Now I am not a tyrant. If you want smokes and dresses then that is something I would be more than happy to get, but assaulting others and damaging THE MASTERS PROPERTY is childish and wasteful.

So as you wish to be a child, so shall you be treated. Killa kente, parade this fool to the dungeon where he will sit in time out, think about what he's done and when he is ready to apologize he may request forgiveness from Mr.Velvet ears and make amends.


Now, I recognize my fault. I left you without a command structure. From now on Mr.Velvet ears is the HNIC. You have a problem, you bring it to him and go back to your fucking job. He will be interviewing the rest of you and finding placement.

KK Will lead the soldiers.
Poet, when you return you will lead the Servants.

I expect better out of you."
They are children, teach them with punishment.

>>3054177
AS the newly appointed Head of Servants, Velvet Ears should be given authority over the punishment of such disgusting behavior. For wondervon, he clearly is showing poor parenting skills. Tell him that if he doesn't clean up his act and act like a father we will have to move Olsen to a more appropriate father. One that does not get drunk in front of his own child.

>>3054177

We need someone who knows about serving and is just as skeletal as them time to bring in Mr. Velvet Ear

Also Wondie as a child abuse victim please don't drink around your boy, you're the main influence of Olson's life.

And supporting the top two of here >>3054211

Heres the problem.

Poet didn't get a run down on the situation that we are the master here and he serves us. If he doesn't then he can go back in the wand. This isn't a dictatorship.

If he wants to stay we expect them to put in work. He can be the head of the servants that's fine but he must respect chain of command.

We didn't establish chain of command so that is our mistake. So we are correcting it now.

Velvet Ears - Head Nigga in Charge
KK - General, Our Sword. Leads warrior skeletons
Poet- Servant King, leads the domestic bois
Grate- Herald, speaker of our voice


Velvet ears will interview the undead and place them where they belong.

Poet did fuck up our stuff and was rude to VE. He must face punishment which will be imprisonment until he repents and makes amends which Velvet Ear and Wondervon will choose as they are the two he has wronged.

>>3054177
>>3054197
Pretty much literally >>3054220
Also supporting helping out Dirt Bro like in >>3054211 though I feel that would require going back outside for a sec to do that.

>>3054211
support but also make a show of being super anger the kind of angry where you are in the form of death or a screaming beast with your mutate head loged in its throat

>>3054233
I approve of giving these skeletons a good spook. Remind them of the anger of their King.

>>3054233
>>3054220
>>3054211
>>3054177
support

>>3054211
supporting this
>>3054229

But I want to stress that we should let at least some to clean and stuff as opposed to guarding

we should head to the throne room next and plan before dealing with whatevers in the kitchen

>>3054177
>take Wondervon aside from his child. Have the child taken back to the lab.

We promised to treat him as a partner so lets do so.

>Luna, give me a spell to sober him up
>"Wondervon, man whats wrong. You're a fucking mess. Is this what you want your child to see? Talk to me."

>>3054210
>>3054192
Changing my original vote. I prefer this route instead.

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>>3054234
he needs to learn his place

>>3054233

No, this is the exact opposite of how a ruler should be. We want loyal followers, not scared minions. We should remind him, coldly with all that murderous intent that we are restraining ourself from tearing poets soul apart. Flare our power if you need to but,

Never lose your cool. Even in the face of death.
We are better than being a petty tyrant.

>>3054177
I want to support >>3054211, but the command structure still seems in shambles. Frenchie being offered that "carrot" before he's earned it and without proper "stick" treatment. Mr. Velvet Ears for head of servant details.

>WV
Find out what the heck happens. R&D isn't a guarantee when it comes to time, schedule, or resources, but the task this time seemed less intense than many of the other things we've had him work on... so why? We have such high hopes and expectations of him

>>3054248
thats what we are doing >>3054211
but we show our anger without actually punching his shit in

>>3054250
>Frenchie being offered that "carrot" before he's earned it and without proper "stick" treatment. Mr. Velvet Ears for head of servant details.
I agree, honestly I don't think frenchie should be allowed any position of leadership anytime soon due to this insubordination. Maybe after he proves himself, but not now.

Let's also get to building Droog a new body.

Droog didn't fuck up. I liked Droog.

>>3054177

change my vote to these
>>3054211
>>3054240

>>3054244
He will, but if we act like an angry 15 year old and just smash him to bits we'll look like a petty tyrant and our minions wont respect us and will just lead to further problems.

>>3054254
VE should really be the one dealing out the judgement.... his judgement, backed by our enforcement and will. That should significantly increase his will in commanding those whom we don't normally interact with...

>>3054261
we are>>3054211
but we show we are really actually angry instead of talking with him like he is a toddler so no we are not smashing him

>>3054261
Literally who is saying to smash him to bits?

>>3054229
This sounds good

>>3054261
Seconding this assessment. Right now is an "easy mode" challenge... they all basically live via our will. We can force the situation... but consider this a training exercise for when dealing with actual living/mortal subjects in our realm. Yeah, we could go full undead, all the time.. but I'd personally rather avoid that.

>>3054271
Alright. Tell poet he's free to go back into the wand anytime if he doesn't want to work.

Sober up wondervon and basically ask him what the fuck.

Put a proper command structure in place as well.

Weve been letting things run wild, which is nice, but we need to get at least a little Organized.

Don't forget to put sab and the girls in the power structure as well.

>Also.

>As loud as fuck off possible.

>Maybe you should have tried FUCKING ASKING ME IF YOU COULD DO OTHER SHIT!!!

>>3054262
I dont mind Velvet handling it proper like.

But poets soul is not going to be destroyed. Wand him for l8er.

>>3054211
I also really like this.

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>>3054177
I think Anon is at fault to some extent, as he expects to be treated and listened as a leader, yet gives loose leadership and orders to his servants.
Their demands aren't that great, and really, what's so bad about some individuality?
However, they did disobey you (somehow?), and must be properly punished for it. Particularly the ring leader.

...

>You need to punish them somehow for their insubordination. However I don't think corporal punishment would be appropriate.
>A Time Out seems appropriate, though exactly how we'd apply that Im not sure of. Take their clothes and cigars. They can have them back after they've learned their lesson. and they better not smoke inside or during the job.

>As for OUR own mistake...
>We'll divide work. Killa Kente will be left in charge of the military for now.
>If Luna wills it, we'd like to leave Velvet Ears in charge of the castle's staff.

>As for the skeletons' demands,
>They better prove us that they DESERVE such REWARDS.
>They will clean the mess they made and they'll think about what they've done.
>We will get them clothes. UNIFORMS, and we'll think of ways to improve not only discipline, but order and working conditions. >We'll see afterwards if they prove to be worthy of any actual rewards.

>Put the Resistance Leader in time out.
>Dominate Him if necessary.
>He ain't gonna get shit for a long while until he figures out what he did was wrong.

>>3054177
A for... our cheery inventor.
I think you know what Anon thinks about parents getting drunk around their children.

Not only are we on a schedule, but we'll also need to outfit ourselves and our troops for the struggles ahead.

And he's getting drunk.
On the job.
In front of Olson.

I don't mind him is the guy has a sip on his free time and Olson is playing with Entropy.
But I think we need to make it perfectly clear, that if we ever see him in this condition ever again, we'll make sure he can't disobey us, ever again.

>>3054277
>sab and the girls
Are allies are basically our cabinet / secretary of <office/ministry> potentials... but we haven't had a solid conversation with anyone about it. Janna's here and seems down to settling into the castle to hang around. Dirtbro will here shortly... but all others we should really discuss with them..

desu, i am kinda surprised that no one is reacting more to the fact that Wondervon is a drunken mess in front of his own son. Sound Familiar?

>>3054314
This. You thought hard. Do so gooood.

>>3054341
Is he beating his son?
Is he treating him like a punching bag?

We know how bad a father can be and we know how Wondervon feels about his child so something is wrong and we need to fix it.

FUCK WAIT

WHY THE SHIT DIRT BROTHER GOT A PHONE
HES A HOBO
HOW DID HE GET OUR NUMBER
ABORT ABORT

>>3054377
He prolly "borrowed" it from someone and that's why he's being arrested.

>>3054377
SUPPORT BUT ATLEAST GIVE A PEAK IF ITS REALLY HIM

>>3054379
Borrowed from who that has our number?
We use burner phones we stole from Better Buy

>>3054419
He's our brother, why wouldn't he know our number by heart?

>>3054423
Our number changes every time we ruin a phone which is like every day?

>>3054423
To be fair though, I see where this is coming from.
Typically, you'd imagine he'd greet us like "DIIIIIIIIIIIIRT!!" and let us finish the other half of the statement. But this one just feels lame.
Obviously a trap, but might as well check it out anyways.

>>3054426
I don't see how that would change anything. Luna knows our number.

>>3054426

Dirt Bro is psionic, of course he'd know our phone number from mind reading

>>3054177
Quick what was the song inside your head when we first met?

>>3054430
>>3054433

>Brand new phone
>new number
>Dirt Bro hasn't seen us in forever
>Luna lives in our brain meat

It doesn't make sense, where would dirtbro get it? From Who?

>>3054177
THIS: >>3054439

>>3054177
>>3054250
Adding support for >>3054439 as well

>>3054439
Do this then.

>>3054439
DEW IT

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>Anon found a problem
>So where did he go?
>Straight to the fucking problem

>You
>Went through all the bullshit
>You tried to understand
>You even wanted to delegate first

A: "You are going t-"

>TAPTAPTAP-TAP TAP-TA-

>You lean forward as Muscles yanks the Poet's arm off

>You look
>Calm

>Muscles holds the arm out
>You
>Light your hand on fire
>Then SCORCH THE BONES UNTIL THEY BLACKENED MIST

>You maintain eye contact
>The entire time

>You look
>Calm

A: "You are going to be fucking quiet when I talk to you."

P: "..."
>The Poet reaches his other hand for the table
A: "You wanna lose the other one?"

>A rebel's mind is racing
>You don't give him time to be a shit

A: "Velvet Ears."
>The Rabbit turns to you

A: "These skeletons. All of them. They listen to you. You are the shot caller."

>Luna searches your mind
L: "That is a prison term. For a gang leader."
>She looks amused

>The Poet reaches for the table
>You grab his rib cage and RATTLE HIM toward you

A: "Quiet."

>You Snap
>All the Skeletons in the halls know your command
>They file in

A: "Hats off. You're indoors. My mother is present."

>Hats off
>Suspenders loose


A: "Can you talk, Velvet?"
>He shakes his head
>You feel his disappointment
>He can however understand
>He is not a talker
>He motions to his ears
>He listens
>He obeys

A: "Good."

>You Release the rebel poet from your grip
>Loosen your jaw
>Straighten your back
>You don't need to threaten them

>After all
>You're the most dangerous thing in this dimension

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>>3054570
>>3054570

A: "He runs shit in this house."
>You point at the Rabbit Butler
A: "He runs the cleaning. He runs the cooking. The meals. Head. Nigga. In Charge."

>You look to the other Frenchies

A: "You want creature comforts? You wanna smoke? Listen to BAD music?"

>The Skeletons don't answer
>They're afraid
>They're watching their new lives crumble away before them
>Back into another form o-

A: "That can be arranged."

>They look up
>Surprised
>Lenience?

A: "I get it. You want lives. I've given that to you. Now...you get purpose. You get what you NEED. Then you get what you want..."

>Understanding

>You SNAP! Yet again

>The sound of marching overtakes the room
>As Killa Kente enters
>Followed by the elite guards
>With 150 normal soldiers

A: "You show respect for my goddamn people. They're the one who re-die for you. They're the ones who protect this house because YOU!"

>You point at the Poet

A: "Can't. Or won't."

>The poet wants to speak
>You don't let him
>This isn't -about- him

A: "It goes like this. None of you are useless. None of you are unwanted."

>You get off of your chair
>Walk a bit
>Your hands behind you

cont

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>>3054571
>>3054571

W: "Oh, yez! Preach to uz, oh WISE Kinder Konger!"

A: "...get that fucking Drunk back in his lab."
W: "Wh- ACH! Get y-"

>Kente has his men move for him first

A: "No."

>They stop
>You look at the Skeletons who followed the Poet

A: "Earn your cigarettes. Keep that drunk man from being an ass in front of his son."

"..."

>They hear
>They obey

L: "Spare not the rod?"
A: "I like the Poet. I hate what he's done. I like Wondervon. I hate how he's disappointed me."
L: "Your plan?"
A: "Punish the Poet. Remove Wondy from his kid."
L: "Nothing else?"
A: "You're right."

>As they drag Wondervon off

A: "Stop."

>You approach Wondervon
>Take the drink from him

A: "I trusted you."
>You hold it very close to his face
>As Muscles POPS the bottle with his grip alone

A: "...What did you teach your son while I was away?"

>His drunken stupor sours

W: "Ficken Junger Kang. Aber sich vill Ich"
A: "Out of my sight."

>They take him off
>To sleep it out

A: "Could a spell sober him up?"
L: "Without a cure to the alcohol he would still have a hangover."

>You Snap
>The Poet's legs explode into Bone dust
>You get back 20 hp

A: "Do it."

>Luna's eyes glow

W: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH MEINEM KAMF!!"

L: "All the alcohol poisoning. None of the inebriation. It's like music."

>You arrange things fairly


>Velvet Ears
>Killa and Grate
>Soldiers
>Servants

A: "I trust Mr. Ears to dole out assignments for the house. Guard rotations. Dinner arrangements."

cont

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>>3054575
>>3054575

>>3054314
>>3054314

A: "...I should already have this shit figured."
>You almost kick the nearby table
>You almost shatter Poet into confetti
>They need to know
>How angry you are

O: "...Mister Anon?"

>The Child
>The huge
>Robot child
>Is crawling to see under the smoke cloud

O: "Ech!"
>He has a cough
>He spits up some crayon bits
>A cracker
>He's been eating
>To fit in with Entropy

O: "Is Daddy sick?"
>You soften
A: "Y-..."

>You remember an old phrase
>Your mother used to use

A: "Only as sick as he wants be."

>Olson looks despondent

O: "Is it cause of me?"
>You don't-

A: "Never."
>Oh

A: "Never ever would it be because of you. That's not how it works. You're his son. The fuckhead needs to take care of you."

O: "Fuck...head?"
A: "Shit. I'm cursing eh-"
O: "Entropy says Shit-Ass. What...Fuck head?"

>You put a hand on Olson's top-bolt

A: "You're dad is...gonna be alright."
>Muscles rolls his hand

A: "I'll make him alright. If he isn't."
>Olson smiles
>His eyes rotate
O: "Thank you."

A: "You go on and play uh...in the garden."
O: "Really!? Can I make a dirt house!?"
A: "Of course. Just let Janna be the cheating housewife."

O: "Ok!"

>He bounds off
A: "Escort him."

>More skeletons follow

>As you turn back to the Poet

cont

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>>3054580
>>3054580

>He taps
>You don't speak Morse Code
>He is part of the collective however
>Wether he likes it or not

L: "He says. 'What of me?' "

>You tend
>To the others

>He asks again
>What of me?

A: "I expect this place straightened the hell up. BEFORE the day is over."

>What of me?
>Velvet Ears bows
>So do the new Servants

A: "Kente. You outrank these bone brains now. Everyone but Grate and Ears. Discipline them properly."

>What of me?

A: "Put BACK those Uniforms. You're in the big leagues. We're gonna rule every fucking thing not get a state trophy and molested by an assistant coach."

>What
>Of
>Me?

A: "What -about- you?"
>You finally talk to him

A: "You belong in the dungeon."

>Several Warrior Skeletons cock their weapons
>Kente's eyes glow red

KK: "He has spoken."

A: "You're going to be lame. Motionless. Isolated."

>The Poet tries to flee

>Anon's eyes glow Gold and Black
>He collapses
>His bones disconnect
>Until only his skull is left

>You pick it up
>Look it in the eyes as you absorb his other bones

YOU ARE AT FULL HP

A: "Until your use is found."

>You don't toss him away
>He isn't trash
>Nothing is here
>Not in -your- kingdom

cont

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>>3054583
>>3054583


>The soldiers take him with reverence
>They march him back to the dungeons
>Where they toss him down
>Waking up the Ghost Kraken

>You fold your hands
>Having seen order restored
>Skeletons are cleaning all around you
>Some wipe calcium dust from their heads

A: "Break time every three hours. Shifts of 6 hour days. When you're not cleaning you're organizing. When you're not fucking doing that."

>You point to Kente and Velvet

A: "You're doing what the FUCK they say."

>You head
>For the throne room

A: "Get my game sphere off the ceiling. Now."

>You look at your phone

A: "Play it to me."
>You text out to you the one who claims to be your friend
A: "Play the first song you shared with me in your head."

>First
>There is silence
>Was this cyber bullying?
>You close your eyes

>Then

???: " https://youtu.be/xY1wBUrdRFg "


>You snap them open

A: "DIRT!?"
DB: "BROTHER!"
A: "D 1 12 ][ "
DB: "HUBRUHHHHHHHHTHERRRR"
A: "DIRT."
DB: "BROTHAAAAAH
A: "HUG ME, BROTHA!"
DB: "Heh? Yeh swing that way, kid?"
A: "N-No. It's a Drake and Josh and reference."
DB: "I ain't owned a TV since the 80s."


>The Soldiers emerge from the kitchen
>Entropy is with them
>He has a Machete in his teeth

E: "HAHA! DIE, YA SNAIL MOONCHAN TARTSH!"

>You grab him
>He squeaks
>You get on him

A: "Ride with me."
E: "...I doon't like thish."
A: "I'll buy you ice cream."

E: " https://youtu.be/6HXXkNw4PE0 "

>You ride
>On a lopsided Flying ass Pony

E: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA! FOR THE MUTHALAAAAND!"
A: "You're an ILLEGAL HORSE."
E: "AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAH!"

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>>3054588
>>3054588

>You fly for the bathroom
>SHRRRRIIIIP open a portal t-

A: "Oh..."
>There's a portal
>But you didn't know where Dirt Brother was
>So it's just there
>Where does i-

>You stick your head in
>Trees
>Floating on Rock islands
>In a white void

A: "This whole place smells like Sandwiches."

>You pull out
>Rare, desu

A: "Where r u?"
>You ask Dirt Brother
DB: "In a bus."
>SHRRRRRRRIP
>You open the portal

>Steal him from it

DB: "Oh, whoah nice place kid like the tile."
A: "AWAYYY!"

>Entropy takes all three of you back to the castle
>Soaring through the darkness
DB: "I ain't seen a place like this since I did acid in Nam."
A: "You were in Nam?"
DB: "I've been in all of em, kid."

E: "Ah like warh, Ah think."
>Little Baby War Horse

>You Uber Eats him some ice cream

cont

Hats Off, Suspenders Loose is the name of Luna's porno.

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>>3054594
>>3054594

A: "Susan. You home yet?"
Su: "I'm outside wiff Bow."
A: "Cool. Pick up the ice cream when it comes."
Su: "I see Yewwow again."
A: "Is she with Jackie?"
Su: "Nawh. She awone."
A: "Leave her. Ice cream and get here."

>You spread your arms
>As you see your home fast approaching
>All this time
>All the effort
>The emotional bruises

>You managed to keep Janna safe in your adventure
>You defeated Leather Teeth
>You
>Ordered your fucking castle
>You Anon
>Can do this

>As you soar for the yawning gates of your Mother's Palace
>With your wand singing to the air
>Brimming with new power ready to be shaped

>You realize
>You may not be good
>You CAN be a Good King

A: "We're having a Garden Party."

SESSION
PAUSE!

WE CONTINUE TOMORROW!

BRIGHT AND EARLY!

4:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!

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HE ORDERS HIS SHEETS

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>>3054604
>That spoiler
Lewd

>>3054604

A: "Susan. You home yet?"
Su: "I'm outside wiff Bow."
A: "Cool. Pick up the ice cream when it comes."
Su: "I see Yewwow again."
A: "Is she with Jackie?"
Su: "Nawh. She awone."
A: "Leave her. Ice cream and get here."

>Actually can we get Yellow to come to the party? Sounds like shes been having a rough time of it lately.

>I would also like. To invite Jackie. Not as romance. But to know that she is still welcome here.

>>3054609
I also want to reach out to Jackie

>>3054609
You know what? This.

>>3054609

>Inviting Yellow
>Inviting Jackie

You may pick one, and only one

>>3054620
Seriously, I think inviting Jackie would be a good idea. Even if it was just as friends, I think it would do a lot for both of them.

>>3054624

I'm fine with Jackie, just no Yellow. I'm fine with speaking to her but don't invite her into our home base when she's Fate's OC Donut Steel/Remaining bit of power manifested

As an idea.

Invite Marco and Star.

>>3054604
>>3054620
If I have to pick between the two, I would have to favor Yellow as Jackie's our ex.

>>3054634
You know what? Fuck it. This works too.
Maybe invite Mr. and Mrs. Diaz while at it.

Alright. So who do we want this party to be?

Family only? (Us, wond, entropy, odv, luna, skeles, susan, ect)
-Private
-Lowish drama potential
-Tight focus on us
-Easy to set up
-Small chance of there being too much drama for us to handle

Close friends? (As above, with Janna, Sabrina, Jackie? Dude bro? Goat man?)
-Still mostly private, chance to improve our standing and let people know about us
-We can still make a big impact and steer the parties social dynamics. Mostly.
-A LITTLE harder to set up.
-Larger drama chance, but also public shame field to prevent it.

Acquaintances? (Starco? Tom? Yellow? School friends? Heck? Deer man?)
-Public. If it goes well it will be a MASSIVE boost to our reputation and standing locally.
-Reflects Extremely poorly if it fucks up.
-Very difficult to set up
-People can and will have conversation and drama we dont hear about
-They might also resolve their issues without our intervention

Have something to chew on yall.

>>3054628
While I don't agree with your reasoning, I agree with no Yellow. Fuck Yellow. She's a crusty cunt.

>>3054620
>I pick both
Don't tell me what to do

>>3054635

>Bringing in a potential enemy and over all a cunt into our home base instead of just our ex

>>3054642

I CREATED YOU AND I WILL BE YOUR END

But really just don't let in Yellow alright? She's shown no reason why we should bring her in instead of someone we were in a relationship with.

>>3054638
Close friends seems like a solid deal. As I said previously, Yellow's a crusty cunt. Starco don't mix well with us and will no doubt make the party have more drama than is needed. Tom is a mortal enemy of ours. And I have no idea who you're talking about with "deer man."

Extra option though that I just thought of: business partners. Moon, Hekapoo, Omnitraxus, River, Rhombulus (though that is risky) and Lekmet along with any other person of importance we can think of and are in good standing with.

This could increase our personal standing with anyone we invite, and if we don't bring along any risky characters (most you mentioned in the acquaintances section) that can easily cause an uproar is a safe bet to increase our influence if we show off our current power standing and household while also being relatively polite.

>>3054663
OH! Rich Pidgeon! That dude likes to party, and he supported us in the arena on war planet!

>>3054647
I don't know it's either
A) she's just got her own thing going on and has nothing to do with Anon, we're being paranoid, and taking the active role and at least trying to show some willingness to be nice helps to build up a more mature anon
B) she actually is a secret enemy and we're inviting her to our home turf with hundreds of our loyal skeletons all over the place.

Our garden aint nice enough for buisness.

Not to mention mixing family and buisness is a bad idea at the moment.

Star and Marco... Tolerate us?

How about Sabrina?

>>3054671
or C: She comes and ruins everything because she's not magical, just a bitch.

>>3054638
All for close friends. We're celebrating. Or at least trying to.
Jackie included, if she wants to come.

>>3054663
>Starco don't mix well with us
??? We have consistently worked side by side with Star, Marco, and Star and Marco. We don't always see eye to eye, but that doesn't necessarily mean we're on bad terms with them. We made sure to try and get a real understanding between anon and Marco. For as much bickering and shit talking we do, we also have a mutual understanding and respect of power with Star.
Not saying we have the perfect, or even friendly relationship with the two of them, but it's not bad to the point of Anon-and-Yellow or Anon-and-Tom levels. I could feasibly see him inviting the two *just* in an attempt to brag/gloat/show them he's not as broken as he was before and of the progress he's made.

>>3055198
Mutual understanding, sure. But any social gathering is an easy recipe for drama. Like, gatherings specifically where they have to interact. We can exist in the same room, but we will have to talk to them if we invite them to OUR party in OUR Moms hole. Hell, I can envision Star making a stink about how evil literally anything in our castle is.

HOWEVER! I can get down with the sickness of inviting them to brag. That seems fun.

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SESSION

START!

>Do you know what's good?
>Sheeit
>You don't even know who you are

>Anonymous
>Last year you were just someone that didn't want to die
>Or refused to let anything kill you
>You were a screaming, squalling infant
>You filled every square inch around with you with noise, blood, anger

>Now?
>What's around you?
>What do you surround yourself with?

CRUWHAM!

A: "WHAT'S GOOD, NYUGGAH!?"

https://youtu.be/9wZG0iLNNIw

>You are home
>Burst through the doors of your castle
>In the empty world

THE HOLE

>Which opened up to let a little magic into your life

L: "Your guests are in the garden, dear."
A: "Not all of them."
>Your homeless friend
>Your DIRT BROTHER

>Dismounts from the flying Unicorn you rode here with

DB: "Thanks, kid. Cops were gonna stuff me for a week."
A: "What for?"
>He shows you his cell

DB: "Stealin' this to text you. That would'a been their excuse."
>Dirt Brother looks around the entrance hall

>Many Skeletons are about
>Dusting
>Sweeping
>Some are moving cardboard cutouts from the throne room

A: "Hey where did th-"
>The Movie Club
>Aw, nuts
>They've been robbing the school for decorations
>Goddamn French Skeletons

DB: "Nice digs."
A: "Thanks. It was my Mom's."
DB: "Aw. She gone?"
A: "Nah."

>Luna appears on your shoulder
>Dirt Brother bows
>It's pretty extravagant
>His dirty white beard brushes some crumbs off the stone floor

>He takes Luna's teeny hand in between his stained thumb and forefinger

DB: "Preciate the lift, Ma'am. Ya godda good kid."
L: "The very best."

>Luna smiles
>It has too much teeth

>That's when your new head man
>Mr. Velvet Ear approaches

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>>3056002
>>3056002

>He's presented you a small set of options
>For your Garden Party


HOW SHALL THE GUESTS BE SERVED!?

-You already got ice cream for everybody


>SHALL THE SERVANTS SET A FINE TABLE
-It shows some class
-You get to act fancy and royal
-Might be a little stuffy

>OR SHALL THEY BRING BLANKETS
-Ice cream picnic
-Everybody sits on the dirt
-Casual style, but unimpressive


WHAT SHALL BE THE ENTERTAINMENT!?

>Skeleton Minstrels
-Some of the French can play your songs
-Classical renditions of meme and video game music


>Bring on the vidya
-The Skeletons will move your Video game setup to the garden
-You will get dirt on the screen and games
-Entropy and Olson (the babies) will love it

>There is a small note at the bottom
>Like all of the written things in Luna's world the letters mean nothing to you
>She, however
>Being your second set of eyes
>Translates the Mewmun script

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>>3056009
>>3056009

L: "Will anyone else be in attendance?"


CURRENT GUESTS

>Janna Ordonia (Stab Witch)
-A friend of yours with no respect for law, gender norms, and casually approaches hygiene

Likes: The color pink, Voodoo dolls, Dead Artists

>PAN/GOAT BRO
-A deposed Pagan Deity
-Currently Janna's source of Magic power
-Likes Tiddies, Wine, Wine Covered tiddies and public nudity

>OLSON AND ENTROPY
-One is a baby robot (10 feet tall)
-One is a baby flying Unicorn (3 feet tall)
-Entropy hates rules
-Olson is easily influenced by Entropy


>DIRT
>BROTHERRRRRRRRRRR
-A homeless guy who has psionic powers for some fuckin' reason
-Keeps almost getting arrested
-Helped you find your old Saxophone

>Luna
-She's your mom
-Also an unknowable eldritch power
-She thinks you have pretty eyes and a bright future
-Also wants you to collect a dozen unwanted people from your world so she can "Show you what blood is good for."

>SUSAN MCMOOT
-Your best friend
-6'5" zombie girl
-Huge sword
-Pussy Fiend
-Bad Lisp

>BOW
-Your actual dog
-Who is a dinosaur

SUGGESTED INVITES

>Jackie Lynn Thomas
-Your ex
-Literally the best thing that ever happened to you
-Left you because it was good for your future (also you blew her up and reassembled her with thicker legs)
-Might make things awkward with Janna


>Star fucking Butterfly and Marco Diaz
-Your former best friend and his new best friend
-You sort of hate them both
-Star has magic too
-Her magic is gay and sparkly

>Susan has a crush on Star that Star shut the hell down (Because she's not a Lesbrianism)
>Will make it awkward for Susan


>YELLOW
-A girl who constantly hit on Jackie even when you were dating
-Susan Suplexed her into a dumpster for beign rude
-She has low Psionic power

>Has clap backs
>Not friends with any of your friends
>Inviting is either a favor or an attempt to flex on her normal human ass


>If you invite any more than a few
>This won't be a social gathering
>It will be a party

>Your house is still being cleaned
>Your Wand is BURSTING with new energies

A: "Awh, hey where's my new Secretary?"

>An African Skeleton leans out from the Kitchen
>He psionically messages you "She is Owah Quin."

A: "...Your Queen is my mom."
???: "Noh, my lord. Staceh is ouwah Quin. We have protected her by keeping her safe in deh throne room."
A: "..."
???: "Your mudda is THE Quin."

>He closes the door


What do?

>>3056014
I reeeeeeeeeeally want things to be akward. Invite everyone. Plus Sabrina and Justin.

>>3056009

>Set medium fancy Picnic tables. Presentable but laid back

>Skeleton Band of frenchies playing what they want. The French know their music.

>Invite
-Brittney
-Justin
-Chantelle
-Skullnik
-Mom and Ron

>Take a moment and explore the new energy in the wand

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>>3056002
>Luna smiles
>It has too much teeth

>>3056014
>HOW SHALL THE GUESTS BE SERVED!?
>>THE SERVANTS SHALL SET A FINE TABLE

>WHAT SHALL BE THE ENTERTAINMENT!?
>>Skeleton Minstrels AND vidya, but if we must have priorities, then the Minstrels

>Invite
-Yellow
-Star and Marco (On the condition that Star doesn't make things awkward)
-Sabrina
-Fuck it, invite Justin (maybe the boys too, but only if he asks)

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>>3056036

This sounds good enough

>>3056040

Not cursed enough

>>3056042
You know what? While we're at it,
>invite Chantelle too, if only to ideally make things less awkward for when we invite Star

>>3056048

Also of course Jackie

>>3056042
>>3056049
While at it, changing support of Tables and Entertainment to >>3056036
but still keeping my vote on invites.

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>>3056014
>Sabrina
Please. Plz plz. Fuck :SabnonNever:

Also Supporting >>3056036.

>>3056014
get the servants to set up picnic blankets, ice cream doesn't need to be served on something fancy unless it itself is fancy.

let the frenchies play music tho, optics seem neat

invite star, marco (get them to promise not making it wierd), chantelle, sabrina
mabye brittany (leave that to sabrina)

it's probably not a good idea to invite mom and ron right now, mabye after everything is repaired

>>3056081

Sure guy, you can have my support

>>3056081
oh fuck, yeah, Sabrina too

>>3056083
I don't think Brittany and Sabs should be there.

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>>3056009
>>OR SHALL THEY BRING BLANKETS
>-Ice cream picnic
>-Everybody sits on the dirt
>-Casual style, but unimpressive

>Bring on the vidya
>-The Skeletons will move your Video game setup to the garden
>-You will get dirt on the screen and games
>-Entropy and Olson (the babies) will love it

>>3056009
Invite
>Sabrina
>Justin

>>3056070
>>3056081
>>3056036
DO NOT
>-Brittney
>-Chantelle
>-Skullnik
>-Mom and Ron
Whhhyyy do'n't we leave them for some other time.
Don't invite them now.

Ron and Mom will make it awkward for Luna
Janna said Brittney is planning something against supposedly for "stealing Sabrina".
Susan likes Chantelle, but she doesn't like us (right now).

>>3056115
If you can't bring a community together over icecream then you might as well just burn it all down and start over.


We can put up some signs.
>No Magic
>No Fighting
>Don't leave the Garden or you'll die
>Resurrection - $10K

>>3056126
Supporting signs.

>>3056126
support

>>3056014
Gonna change my vote to Jackie, Sabrina, Justin

>>3056014
>>3056081
Shit, forgot about the static with Brittney over that. I suppose I can swap to support of >>3056115 . Only thought of Britt since she's with Justin, but keeping a smaller overall list will let us interact more personally with each guest

>>3056126
>>3056130
>>3056131
>>3056133
>>3056014
I still don't see why we should invite anyone else but Sabrina and Justin.
MAYBE Chantelle, as a way to make up since Susan wants to get laid, but I see no reason to try to do so with Brittney.

Besides,
>BRITTNEY'S DAD "OWNS" THE COPS
>MIBBIES ARE INFILTRATED INTO COPS
>WORD GETS OUT ANON HAS A CASTLE IN THE SCHOOL'S BATHROOM.
>MIBBIES GET WORD FROM IT.

The lease people we bring the better.

>>3056146

We can just cut the portal so its directly agaisnt the hole.

>>3056146
Exactly! We can make mad bank if we lease out some castle space.I vote to tell everyone about the hole and start selling real estate.

>>3056146
>I don't see why
Social links, Anon. Simple as that. We have people we'd like to interact with, but we're always on the run, so we don't feel like we get these kinds of chances very often. Thus, when they do, we wanna try to cram in as much interaction as we can.

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>With so many votes
>So many invites

https://youtu.be/OUnH72gyTK8


>You hit up Headbook

POST BY ANONYMOUS MCMOOT

A: "I AIN'T DEAD AND WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE THAT."

>Liked by Justin Armberg

>You tag Justin, Sabrina Backintosh, Chantelle, Star Butterfly, Marco Diaz, Bri-

>oh
>You can't tag Britt
>Her profile is set to private

A: "Bitch."

>You tag Jackie
>Your own Mom
>Ron (Her boyfriend)


L: "That's most of the people you know."
A: "It is."
L: "Even the ones you don't get along with?"
A: "Of course."

>You grin at Luna
A: "They need to know how awesome we have it."
L: "Quite royal."

>Luna reads your brain
>Sees a small inkling

L: "Even Yellow?"
A: "Hrm she..."
>You get muttery
>Roll your fingers as you consider

A: "Maybe she could be converted."
>Luna chuckles
L: "Even more royal."
A: "Why?"
L: "Greedy."
A: "You right."

>You Kick in the door to the Gardens
>SKELETONS ARE WITH YOU
>They have...


>SNACKS AND DRINKS
-Summoned by Luna
-She liquified the an entire waffle breakfast
-Made it into a soda

>THEY HAVE INSTRUMENTS
-Which they begin
-To pla-

>CRASH!

>Someone has slammed down a Piano
>It's Pierre
>The Horror made of many hands

>He sits down
>Motions to the other skeletons
>Taps the Piano in time

cont