Eleven years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza’s army. Since that fateful day, the Saiyans have earned the title of warrior race as Freeza’s soldiers, leading the charge onto hundreds of worlds and facing down all who oppose Lord Freeza’s rule. As mighty conquerors crushing all resistance, the Saiyans have earned their reputation as Freeza’s most powerful subjects. The larger than life tales of the Saiyans, and especially the Super Saiyans, have spread to most every corner of the universe now. With the Covenant’s failed 30,000-warship siege of New Salda televised live across much the civilized universe, as well as your family’s feats in Dreadzone, most everyone now knows the names of your family and what all you can do.Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, currently Age 742. You the players control Karn, a Saiyan with a base powerlevel of 1,327,000, a general in Lord Freeza’s army, mate to Meloka, father of five, chosen champion of New Salda, wielder of the Stand Dragon Force, an idol to the other Saiyans and the rest of the PTO, and a household name across the civilized universe.Character Sheet: https://pastebin.com/iPAJeGJn[DRAGON FORCE]: https://pastebin.com/A3nV1kqDPowerlevels: https://pastebin.com/vPb0wswNArchive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestQuest rules:>20 minute vote, 3 votes minimum>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of the 3 wins>Crits are 100, unless otherwise stated>A 99 may net you an extra bonus on a roll>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes DC, OR two 1s are rolled>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in crit failure>I hold final say on any/all decisions, I can and will use this power as-necessary.>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can be shut down at my discretion>DO NOT DELETE YOUR POSTS! If you want to change your vote, post your new vote linking to the vote you’re changing. This simplifies things on my end and helps prevent vote miscounts>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any or no reason>Have funQuest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQMCurrent Arc: The Gladiatorshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=ASu2Kl5ZL2w
>>3052490Last time, on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:After your first Stand battle with Jotaro and Meloka’s victory over Lord Boros, you’d returned to your ship only to learn of the Lin Kuei plot and Silver’s previous association with the organization, then known as Quicksilver. The next day you again came face-to-face with the Arbiter, setting a date and time for the challenge. Once done you began your training, and two months in had your long-awaited rematch with Boros. After a hard-fought battle you emerged victorious, throwing a celebration on your ship. However, Raven wasn’t in attendance, and upon discovering her in her toom you learned of some of the damage her psyche suffered from the Siege of New Salda. As we rejoin Karn, another familiar face has just arrived on the scene.https://youtube.com/watch?v=IkgSOy-S-eU“I believe I may have a way to help.” Towa says, you both turning to the Demon princess standing between you and the door. Or rather sitting, resting suggestively and floating eye level with you while you’re sitting down.“You do? I’m in, what do you need me to do?” you ask, undisturbed by her sudden appearance. She’s an ally after all: if it was any other Towa from another timeline, her seal on the back of your hand would be warning you.“Ohohohoho, of course you’re in.” Towa says, as if there was never a doubt in her mind. “However, yours isn’t the only help I may require...”“Wait, me?” Raven asks, clearly startled and pointing to herself. “Of course, you.” Towa says, grinning mischievously at Raven’s obvious discomfort. “Your talents could be the difference between success and failure.”“I, I don’t-“ she starts, Towa holding up a hand and speaking telepathically to you both.“I don’t need you to answer right now.” she says calmly. “But if you’re coming along, both of you need to be in the Gravity Chamber in ni-no, ten hours from now. Until then.”And in a puff of red smoke, Towa vanishes. Raven looks down to her hands a moment, then back up to you. She looks small and vulnerable, especially sitting beside you.“What should I do?” she asks you. Well? What’s your advice?>Come join in this mission with me, it’ll be fun!>Towa’s gonna do her best to help you, least you can do is help her out in return>You don’t have to come, but I’d appreciate it if you did>I won’t tell you what to do, it’s your choice Raven. You’ll have to decide for yourself>I’d advise you to not go. It being a more difficult mission is fine, if it means the Supreme Kai of Time’s lapdogs won’t start gunning for you too>I’m not letting you go, it could be too dangerous.>I’ll take care of this myself, don’t worry about it>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3052494>>You don’t have to come, but I’d appreciate it if you did
>>3052494>I won't force you to come. It's your decision.>But i want you to know. That woman, Towa... She's a demon. But she's saved mine and meloka's lives multiple times, and she took care of my daughter when i died in another timeline. Even if she's a demon, i think she's a good person. She can probably help you.
>>3052494>I won’t tell you what to do, it’s your choice Raven. You’ll have to decide for yourself
>>3052497Switching from this ^>>3052501To this ^
Karn may not be able to do everything by himself, but he's got good friends that are willing to help.It's good to have friends that will help take care of you. i'm sure towa feels the same wayb-baka! i'm just using you, don't get the wrong idea!
>>3052497>>3052501>>3052503>>3052507I won’t force you to come plus write in wins it. Interesting, roll me a d100.DC 25
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>3052534
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>3052534
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>3052534
>>3052546There's no kill quite like overkill.
>>3052537>>3052539>>305254697/10. Quite a convincing argument, writing.
sure is ded in here todayi got shit to do as well desu, i'm building new countertops in my kitchen and posting between breaks, shit's tedious
>>3052598I'm sure it'll pick up in a few hours. Personally I just spent the last 16 hours delivering puppies so this couldn't have started at a better time.
Rolled 42 (1d100)warming up
oh shit i just saw it im here baby
>>3052494“I won’t force you to come, Raven. It’s your decision.” you say, turning back to the young witch. She looks up to you unsure, but this isn’t a decision you should make for her. You could, but shouldn’t. “You know she’s a demon, and travels through time. But she’s also saved Meloka’s life several times, and even took in my daughter in another timeline where I died against the Covenant. She was with us at the wedding, remember?”“Uh-huh.” Raven says, nodding along.“Towa’s been caring for her for years, raising my daughter when I couldn’t.” you say, remembering how happy Future Chaya was the first time she saw you. “Even if she’s a demon, she’s been good to us. If she says she can help you, I’d believe it. She’s never let me down before.”At this Raven looks down, seemingly contemplating what you said. You rise to your feet, patting her on the shoulder. She looks up, you smiling down at her.“Don’t worry, we’ll get your power back.” you say, then turning and walking from her room. You walk back to the Mess Hall, the celebration still in full swing. You find Meloka, and catch her up to speed.“So, Towa needs you and Raven for another?” she asks, you both watching Ubo and Boros arm wrestle. “So when are you going?”“About ten hours from now.” you tell her telepathically, the exhausted Boros easily overwhelmed by Ubo’s raw power. “We’re meeting her in the Gravity Chamber, and we’ll be leaving from there.”“Okay sounds good.” Meloka says out loud, kissing you. “You be safe, you hear me?”“I will.” you say, the two of you enjoying the celebration as the party begins slowing down. Boros returns to his ship, Ubo helping the inebriated pirate lord. You and Meloka go off to bed, you dropping off to sleep almost immediately. Your body is exhausted from the battle, you sleeping dreamlessly. You wake up sore, body stiff from the beating you took yesterday. From your best guess you’re up a little early, you have time before your meeting with Towa.What will you do?>Wake just Meloka, spend time together enjoying the quiet>Wake your family, eat together before you go on this mission>Go to the Gravity Chamber alone, warm up a bit before your mission>Go grab a bite by yourself, enjoy a full meal and some quiet >Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3052657>>Other(write in)Talk with Frieza and Vegeta about this telepathically or in person if you can. They are your lord and king yes, but they are also your friends. You need perspective that isn't from your family or someone worried about upsetting you.
>>3052657>>Other(write in)Wake Chaya, ask if there's anything she wants us to give to Chaya.
>>3052661>Chaya, what should I give to Chaya?>Chaya: @o@
>>3052661thisprepare for maximum cuteBut, wake meloka and have an early breakfast with her and the kids as well.
>>3052661Backing, gonna be good.
>>3052657>boros think's he's hot shit>nobody is strong enough to give him a challenge, he grows bored>decades pass>one day these little monkeys show up and shatter his armor, but they go down like all the rest>later, see the same little monkey dude on TV throwing planet busters like it's nothing>we have a rematch>his wife wins by tiring him out>karn almost fucking kills him but saves his life>goes to hang out on karn's ship afterwards>loses an arm wrestling match to some dude he's never heard ofBoros' face when
>>3052659>>3052661>>3052663>>3052666>>3052670>>3052680>>3052682Write in wins it. Interesting, writing
>>3052693boros will be our vegeta
>>3052657You quietly get out of bed and dress, careful to not make enough noise to wake anyone up. You get dressed in one of your trainung suits, and prepare to walk out of the room when suddenly a thought strikes you. You turn to the bed your kids plus Megumin are all sleeping on, grabbing your sleeping daughter in your arms and walking from your room.“Huh? Daddy?” Chaya asks you groggily as you walk from your room, carrying your daughter with you towards the Gravity Chamber. “Wha’s goin’ onn?”“Mornin’ kiddo.” you say, smiling at your daughter’s sleepy face. “Sleep good?”“Mmmmhmmm.” she replies, snuggling into your arms. You walk over to the Gravity Chamber, but before you can open the door you realize it’s currently in use. Extending your senses you feel King Vegeta’s energy, but he isn’t alone. You also sense Emilia Zoldyck. Instead of barging in you focus on Chaya, your daughter yawning in your arms.“So kiddo, I got a question for you.” you say, Chaya tilting her head and looking curiously up at you. “You remember when you met your older self?”“Big me?” Chaya asks, eyes lighting up.“Yeah, big you.” you reply with a chuckle, ruffling Chaya’s hair. “I’m gonna see her again today too, we’re goin’ on a mission. Anything you want me to give her from you?”“I know!” she says excitedly, wrapping her arms as close to around you as she can. “If I hadn’t seen Daddy that long I’d want a biiiiiig hug!”“Haha alright, I will.” you tell your daughter, you seeing her eyes suddenly widening. She scrambles out of your arms, screaming about the bathroom. You laugh as she runs away, the door to the Gravity Chamber opening a moment later. Vegeta and Emilia walk out, stopping in surprise as they see you.“Oh, uhh, Karn. Goo-Good morning.” Vegeta says, stammering a bit.“Good morning, King Vegeta.” you say, giving him a casual salute. “Getting to work early I see.”“Y-Yeah.” Emilia says, clearly at a loss for words.Well?>So what were you two working on?>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?>Let them go, get a warmup in before it’s time>Other(write in)
>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?
>>3052815>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?Let's not go full dad mode just yet.
>>3052821>With a knowing smirk
>>3052815>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?
>>3052815>>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?
>>3052815>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?>Oh, and good for you. *wink*
>>3052815>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?We don’t want to embarrass our old student too much. For now.
>>3052815>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?>wink
>>3052821>>3052823>>3052827>>3052828>>3052837>>3052841>>3052843>>3052851I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me? wins it. Writing.
>>3052865No way dude she was just showing him how a ninja may be able to hide in unexpected places in and under a bed. Even over or behind.
>>3052761Broros isn't some egomaniac, that's Radits in this timeline, and Chaya has dibs on being his Goku.
>>3052855Do we knowingly smirk?
>>3052865>>3052882Anyone taking bets on Emilia giving Vegeta a outdoors stealth fucking fetish?
>>3052815“Anyways, I’m heading out on a mission with Towa shortly.” you tell him telepathically. “I shouldn’t be long, but could you keep an eye on everything here for me?”“Of course Karn.” he replies out loud, nodding to you, then telepathically. “Going by yourself?”“Nah, I’ll have some help.” you reply, Raven walking around the corner. Vegeta’s eyes widen in surprise, looking between the two of you.“Oh, uhh, hello King Vegeta.” Raven says, nodding down at him. Vegeta returns the gesture, you seeing Emilia looking between you and Raven a moment. She doesn’t say anything however, the two of them leaving the chamber and walking off to. Raven stands around akwardly a moment before gesturing to the door. “Shall we?”“Yeah, let’s go.” you say, opening the door. You both walk into the room, it sealing behind you both. “So you decided to come along after all?”“It is a good thing, too.” Towa says, appearing in the center of the room. “Your opponent this time will be quite powerful.”“Who?” Raven asks, Towa’s assistant Churai appearing. You reach out and grab the machine, grabbing onto Raven with your other hand. As soon as you all are touching you disappear, finding yourself again in an empty waste.“Greetings, Mistress Towa.” her hulking warrior Mira says, glaring at you and Raven. “No intruders have yet come.”“Good, keep watch until we’re all through.” Towa says, opening one of her portals and stepping through. Churai remains outside, you stepping through and pulling Raven with you. Stepping through, you find yourself once again in Towa’s lab, face-to-face with someone familiar.“DADDY!!” Future Chaya shouts, launching herself at you. She grabs you and lifts you off the ground, her strength far surpassing what you were expecting. She’s gotten quite a lot stronger than you remember, her ki even in her base form enormous.“Hey kiddo.” you say, your daughter setting you down. You return the hug once your arms are free, her looking at you confused but happy. “Gift from little you, she said you’d appreciate it.”“T-Thanks.” Future Chaya replies, you noticing her eyes have teared up a bit. You’ll have to remember to tell little Chaya what happened.“Alright, everyone ready to get down to business?” Towa asks, as Churai and Mira come through the portal, Towa sealing it. “Good. Your mission is to capture this mythical artifact.”With that she hits a button on a handheld remote, you seeing a youngish cloaked humanoid holding an odd spear. You see some sort of aura glowing around it, but can’t see anything particularly special about the weapon.Well?>What’s that, and what’s so special about it?>Don’t you already have a magical spear?>Who is that?>Say nothing, don’t interrupt until she’s finished>Other(write in)
>>3052963>What’s that, and what’s so special about it?>Who is that?
>>3052963Say nothing, don’t interrupt until she’s finished
>>3052963>>What’s that, and what’s so special about it?>Who is that?
>>3052963Oh fuck yeah, we are looting Plansewalkers.>What’s that, and what’s so special about it?>Don’t you already have a magical spear?>Who is that?>How strong is the lady using it, or is she only going to be a problem when using the weapon?
Say nothing, don't interrupt until she's finished
>>3052963>What’s that, and what’s so special about it?
WAIT I KNOW THAT FUCKING CARDGD you sneaky fucker
>>3052967>>3052975>>3052977>>3052979>>3052994>>3052998What’s that, and what’s so special about it, and who is that all win it. Writing.>>3053013This will certainly be fun
>>3053023>>3053013I don't know anything about thismagic the gathering is gay
>>3052963“Who’s that? And what’s so special about her weapon?” you ask, watching as the young woman on the screen battles against a massive, many-headed beast. Her spear cuts one of the beast’s heads off, the rest roaring in pain and trying to eat her alive. You watch as she fights the uphill battle against the beast, Towa telling you about the woman.“Her name is Elspeth, and the weapon she wields is called Godsend.” Towa says, you seeing the young woman triumph over the beast and hold her weapon high. “She wields powerful magic, however, she isn’t your opponent.”“Wait, she isn’t?” Raven asks, Towa changing the scene. You watch as Elspeth and a pale white cat-man face down a strange creature that seems to be made of a starry night’s sky, the woman cutting off it’s hand before stabbing it in the chest. The creature dissolves into light, you watching passively. At their level you should have no pro-“They did something thought impossible.” Towa says. “They just killed a god.”“Wait what?” you, Raven, and Future Chaya all ask, surprised. You turn to Towa, and ask, “That thing’s a god?”“Indeed.” she says, smiling smugly, you watching as the two of them trying to leave the gods’ realm only to encounter another deity. “Although a newborn of their pantheon, Xenagos was still a full-fledged Therosian deity. And that weapon is what allowed her to accomplish that feat. The gods of Theros are as close to true immortality as one is likely to ever see.”You watch as the god, Heliod as Towa calls him, takes the spear from Elspeth and stabs her with her own weapon. You watch as the deity then breaks the weapon over his knee, the cat-man dragged off by others of his kind and prevented from saving the girl. You watch as she dies there, abandoned. What an awful fate.“So your mission, Karn and Raven, will be to retrieve the weapon Godsend.” Towa says, Mira and Churai handing each of you a specialty uniform. Yours is the one you’d worn before, repaired after the damage it had taken. You begin undressing there, Raven conjuring her dark shadow raven around herself to keep anyone from watching. “I will send you directly to the entrance to Nyx, as entrance to Nyx is only possible through the portal. Chaya and Mira will hold the Time Patrol back, keeping them from interfering. Any questions?”Well?>Nope, let’s go!>Raven, you sure you want to go through with this?>Do you want us to bring her with us as well, or just the weapon?>Anything else we need to know before going in?>Other(write in)
>>3053213>>Anything else we need to know before going in?
>>3053213>Do you want us to bring her with us as well, or just the weapon?>Anything else we need to know before going in?>Any suggested methods for dealing with our opponents? You probably know more about their abilities than we do.
>>3053213>Raven, you sure you want to go through with this?>Do you want us to bring her with us as well, or just the weapon?>Can I keep this outfit?
>>3053213>Do you want us to bring her with us as well, or just the weapon?>Anything else we need to know before going in?
>>3053213>Can we rescue Elspeth and warn her about what's going to happen, or are we soley going for the spear?>>3053225>>3053224and these
>>3053222>>3053224>>3053225>>3053230>>3053257Anything else we need to know before going in, and do you want us to bring her with us or just the weapon? wins it. Writing.
Gonna be awhile, next update another hourish before done.
>>3053415Whatche doin'?tfw i will finally have a flat surface to prepare food on instead of that warped-ass 80 year old vinyl countertop
>>3053466Fixing food for older brother’s birthday supper
>>3053529needs more pepper big boiyou gotta coat that shit two inches thick
Next post in ~10 minutes, sorry for the delays.
>>3053213Any questions? Well, you have a few. But knowing Towa’s impatience you keep it short, only asking the most important questions.“I have a few.” you say, the demon princess raising an eyebrow at you. You take that as an ok, continuing. “Do you want us to bring her back with us, or just the weapon? And is there anything else we should know before going in?”“No, leave the Planeswalker.” Towa says, eyes narrowing. “She’s highly competent, but wouldn’t join our side. And I’m sure you’ve already realized it, but they’re all competent magic wielders. This is where you’ll come in, Raven. The gods of Theros are quite powerful. You’ll have to help protect Karn from magical attacks, since those gods are made of magic.”“Wait, they are magic?” you ask, Towa nodding.“And that is why you wanted me here, to protect him.” Raven says, Towa nodding to your young ally.“If there are no further questions, it’s time for you all to go.” Towa says, Churai walking out in front of Towa and holding out her hands as you and Raven both put on the specialty scouters. “Secure the weapon, then once you’ve escaped from Nyx hand the spear off to Churai. She’ll make sure it gets safely back here. Good luck everyone, I’ll be observing from here in case something goes wrong.”“Yes!! I hope he shows up again!” Future Chaya says, giddy with excitement. “I’ve gotten so much stronger than last time, I hope he has too!”“He?” Raven asks, confused. “He who?”“Ace.” you say to her. “He’s one of the Time Patrollers usually sent to stop her. But my daughter here’s wiped the floor with him the last what, two fights?”“Three.” your future daughter says proudly, then is interrupted by Churai.“It’s time.” the android says, and suddenly you’re not in the lab anymore. You blink a few times in the sudden sunlight, looking around. You find yourself at a temple built on the edge of a waterfall, looking over you can’t see the bottom. “We’re here.”And with that, Churai vanishes. You see the temple proper behind you and a massive ocean before you, you and Raven turning towards the temple. But before you can take more than a couple steps, you hear an odd noise behind you. Turning and looking back, you see Ace, Puddin, Trunks, and Hyoka all appear in a flash of light.“We won’t let you disrupt time anymore!” Trunks shouts, Ascending in a burst of sparks. Mira flares his demonic aura as your future daughter transforms, her power exploding as she goes Primal. Hyoka and Ace flare their red auras, you no longer able to sense Ace as Hyoka shouts “Kaio-Ken x10!” This will be one hell of a battle.Well?>Activate your demonic seal, help Future Chaya and Mira against the Time Patrollers>Take Raven and enter the temple, focus on the goal>Send Raven ahead, you don’t want to miss seeing this>Other(write in)30 minute voteExtra vote time for long-delayed update
>>3053604>Activate your demonic seal, help Future Chaya and Mira against the Time PatrollersTHE BOY HAS BEEN SPOTTED
>>3053604>Take Raven and enter the temple, focus on the goal
>>3053604>>Take Raven and enter the temple, focus on the goal.>>Other: Telepathy to our daughter to kick ace's ass.
>>3053604>"BOI! SIT. DOWN. NOW.">Take Raven and enter the temple, focus on the goal>Dad glare.
>>3053604>ascend, activate the timebreaker seal>Take Raven and enter the temple, focus on the goal>Other: Telepathy to our daughter to kick ace's ass.>shoot a couple scatter death beams at the enemy to keep them busy while we're bugging outlet's keep this short and simple boys, in and out
>>3053604>>3053627And this too>>3053620Daddy's girl needs her cheer!
>>3053616Were you not listening to towa's briefing?our job is to get the spear, not to fight the boy. chaya and mira's job is to keep the jobbers busy while we do ours.
Death beam Trunk's Brain and throat so he can't heal, then take Raven to the temple
>>3053604>Pop demon seal and throw an energy bomb at Trunks>Immediately take Raven and run for the temple, telepathically tell Chaya good luck
Rolled 54, 16, 100, 98, 34, 72, 11, 18, 80, 76, 20, 95 = 674 (12d100)>>3053616>>3053619>>3053620>>3053627>>3053630>>3053631>>3053636>>3053661>>3053664>>3053670Take Raven and enter the temple, focus on the goal, as well as some of the more similar write ins win it. Roll me a 3d100
Rolled 1, 13, 43 = 57 (3d100)>>3053695
Rolled 48, 49, 35 = 132 (3d100)>>3053695
If we attack THE BOY, let's make sure he can't heal: make the ki cauterize the wound (I'm not sure if senzu beans can heal scar tissue, but we can try)
Rolled 46, 96, 61 = 203 (3d100)>>3053695
God fucking damnit, WE DO NOT JOB TO THE BOI!
Rolled 10, 40, 78 = 128 (3d100)>>3053695
>>3053695Who the hell got that crit?
>>3053699>>3053700>>30537151/100, 96/100, 61/100. Now THAT’S an odd mix of rolls. Writing.>>3053730You’ll see.
>Trunks actually passed a rollHE HAS BECOME WORTHY OF BERSERKER
>>3053763>He thinks that was trunks
When Ace goes ssjg de should get a taste of that sweet god ki
>>3053741You enjoy it a little when things go wrong, don't ya?
>>3053604Despite how much you want to stick around and watch this, now’s not the time. You have a job to do. However, that doesn’t stop you from cheering your daughter on.“Go Chaya, kick his ass!” you shout, pumping a fist. She explodes off the temple ground at Ace, the two crashing into each other. However, in the moment you took your eyes off Trunks he charges right at you, drawing his sword. You see him closing in, there’s no time to dodge! He’s going to kill you!“Move!!” Mira shouts, shouldering you aside and firing a wave of ki up into Trunks, blasting him back. Mira’s attack sends Trunks crashing hard into Hyoka, knocking them both back. “Stop gawking and do your jo-!”He’s interrupted by a pair of stretchy grey arms wrapping around him, Puddin quickly pulling herself to him and slamming her feet into his face. She sends him flying, then turns to you both. You tense up, but the enigmatic creature only winks at you and then pursues Mira.“C’mon, we gotta go.” Raven says, using her power to lift you to your feet. You nod in appreciation, the two of you running inside the temple. You run together inside, the darkness of the building quickly enveloping you both. You transform into a Super Saiyan, yet your golden aura’s glow only illuminates maybe a foot or two from you.“What the hell?” you mutter, confused.“Why do you seek passage to the realm of the Gods?” a deep, powerful voice asks, seemingly coming from everywhere at once.“I’m here for the spear.” you say, the voice sighing out. ““That weapon has thrown the Gods into turmoil.” the voice says, you getting back-to-back with Raven, hoping to see anything trying to attack you. You hear Raven gasp, you turning ready to confront whatever it is. Yet you feel insignificant before the creature before you, making even your full-power Dragon Force seem minuscule in comparison. The starry, shadowed form has four arms, gazing down at the two of you from an impossible height. “Why do you seek it?”“I don’t want it.” you say. “I’m getting it for a friend.”“For your loyalty you would travel dimensions, and confront the Gods.” it says, seemingly pondering. “Very well, you both may enter. Purphoros and Heliod close with the outworlders battling the false god as we speak,l. If either brother gains posession of the weapon, it could permanently upset the balance. Go, warrior, and take that cursed blade from this world once more.”“Thank you.” you say, feeling compelled to give a Saiyan salute to the starry creature. Yet you and Raven both yelp in surprise as you’re suddenly enveloped by the deity, transported to another world.cont
>>3053937Fukken Puddin....what would happen if we offer up our Cooler to her as a fucktoy?
>>3053953What would happen if we fucked Puddin?
>>3053937Looking around, you see that you’re now in a different world. Everywhere you look is starry sky, as if seen from the ground. Odd humanoids, what would be shadow is instead also made of the starry night sky, all running towards the sounds of battle. Looking towards the noise you see two tiny figures standing atop a small mountain, facing the deity from the visions Towa showed you as dozens upon dozens of the smaller starry creatures rush towards the battle.“There they are.” Raven says, focusing on the distant battle. “So, what should we do? Should... Should we help them?”Well?>Rush in and help them, see what a god is made of>Rush in and attack them, help the god crush them then take the spear>Stay back and watch at first, see what the two of them can do first hand>Attack some of the lessers, see what they can do before you confront one of the gods>Look around for Heliod, try and waylay him before he can attack Elspeth>Other(write in)
>>3053960>What would happen if Puddin fucked usWe are happily married and would only consider our demonic neet. Though if Puddin wanted it there really is nothing we could to stop her. >Stay back and watch at first, see what the two of them can do first hand
>>3053974>>Stay back and watch at first, see what the two of them can do first hand
>>3053974>Stay back and watch at first, see what the two of them can do first hand
>>3053976>>3053980>>3053983>>3053996>>3054003>>3054016Stay back and watch at first wins it. Roll me a 1d2, most common result wins
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>3054056
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>3054056
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>3054056I reject both one and two!It is the era of THREE!
>>3054070Nevermind this>>3054060>>3054063>>3054067Just thought we rolled nat 1s for a fight.>>3054069Nice call
>>3054060>>3054063>>3054067Path one wins it. Writi->>3054069You know what? Fuck it, why not? :^)
>>3054077AH YES, THE GOD KILLS THEM AND CLAIMS THE GOD SLAYING WEAPON
>>3054093>hard mode has been engagedThere can be no other way.
>>3053974“Let’s sit back and watch at first.” you say, sitting on the temple’s stone floor and leaning back against one of the columns, watching the battle. Raven follows your lead, sitting beside you and observing. As the battle progresses you quickly learn what the two of them can do, as well as the creatures that call this realm home. Elspeth summons humanoid soldiers to her side to hold back the tide of lessers while she battles the God directly, the cat-man bolstering both her and her soldiers’ strength. The lesser creatures that inhabit this world are barely a threat to the cat-man and the conjured soldiers, yet the most surprising fact is they’re real. You can sense the ki of Elspeth, the cat-man, and even the conjured warriors. However the creatures native to this world seem to have no ki, you unable to sense them at all. But Raven seems able to sense their powers.“Trespassers, you don’t belong here!!” a voice booms out from above you. Before you can react Raven activates her shield, everything outside consumed by a flash of light. Looking up you see another of the massive starry deities, a bearded man holding a bolt of lightning. He glares down angrily at you, Raven keeping her shield up. And thankfully she does, as another massive blow slams into her shield. And unlike the lightningbolt, this attack smashes her shield. You grab her at the last second, pulling her out of the way from a massive axe blade that slams down into the ground. Looking up you see a massive starry minotaur, wielding a mighty war axe. It bellows wordlessly at you, the other deity gathering more lightning into it’s hands.“D-Dammit!” you mutter, looking back and forth between the two gods. You feel confident in yours and Raven’s ability to defeat either one of them, but both at once? You need a plan.“Mogis?” the bearded one asks, the minotaur bellowing in challenge at the other God as well. “Do not challenge me.”“Get out of my way Keranos!” the Mogis creature roars, brandishing his axe at his fellow God. “Or I’ll kill you first!”Well?>You can’t take them both, retreat towards Elspeth and fight all together>Let them fight it out, sneak away to another spot to observe the battles>Rush and attack Keranos>Rush and attack Mogis>Defend, see what they both can do>Dual Energy Wave, blast them both back>Have Raven shield herself, try and use Red Dawn to blow them both away>Activate Dragon Force, attack Mogis>Activate Dragon Force, attack Keranos>Go Berserk and rampage, have Raven watch over the portal back>Other(write in)
>>3054208>get the minotaur involved in the battle, lure him over to the others and use his own attacks against the other two>try to blind the woman, then try to snatch the spear away by cutting at her wrists with ki blades
>>3054208>Let them fight it out, sneak away to another spot to observe the battles>Start cutting our way through the adds in the fight while Raven hides with our energy blades>Try and not hit the people fighting with the target to kill the god.>Sneak close to them.
>>3054208>You can’t take them both, retreat towards Elspeth and fight all together
>>3054227>>3054228>>3054238Well that’s a widely diverse vote set, I’m leaving the vote open an extra ten minutes. If it’s still tied after that I’ll roll for tiebreaker.
>>3054279i'll change to>fight alongside the spear womani assume elspeth is her name, but i also don't remember because i'm real goddamn tired.
>>3054279We are retreating from these two god things regardless. >>3054238>>3054228and this could be our way to get over too them. We don't want to fly right now.
>>3054227>get the minotaur involved in the battle, lure him over to the others and use his own attacks against the other two>try to blind the woman, then try to snatch the spear away by cutting at her wrists with ki bladesseconding
>>3054292alright, well, here's the thing...I'm a little out of it right now due to fatigue, but here's the two ways i see it going down at the moment.1. we get mr.minotaur and fake zeus to start friendly firing, then cut up spear lady and skedaddle with the goods amidst the clusterfuck2. we let mr.minotaur and fake zeus fight it out, then assist spear lady in killing cat dude and ask her to give us the spear afterwards, and then fight her for it if she doesn'teither's fine with me
>>3054299I was thinking the first, cause as much confusion as possible and snag the spear.
>>3054306Alright, let's go with that then.i'll switch BACK to >>3054227 then
Rolled 15, 30, 71, 8, 46, 97, 25, 19, 39, 83 = 433 (10d100)>>3054227>>3054228>>3054238>>3054285>>3054291>>3054292>>3054307Alright, so best I can figure is leaving Mogis and Keranos to their squabble, and getting over towards Elspeth and the cat-man wins it. Alright, roll me a 2d100.First DC 45Second DC 60
Rolled 92, 87 = 179 (2d100)>>3054312
Rolled 29, 9 = 38 (2d100)>>3054312
Rolled 25, 91 = 116 (2d100)>>3054312
>>3054317>>3054319Well fuck yes, that is an excellent combo of numbers. Well except the middle guy, kinda slacking.
Rolled 29, 52 = 81 (2d100)>>3054312No, the idea was getting those two's attention, then baiting them into the middle of the fight with the other two, turning it into a clusterfuck in which we could steal the girl's spear, but whatever.Sorry if i made that difficult to understand.
>>3054317>>3054318>>305431992/100, 91/100. Impressive. Writing.
>>3054323Eh, that's a dumb convoluted plan anyways. This is better>>3054312
>>3054208Either one you could fight, but the both of them? You aren’t sure you could defeat the two of them, but right now that isn’t your goal. Your goal is the weapon Elspeth wields, not defeating these beings. With the colossal beings trading insults above you both, forgetting the two of you for the moment, you take the opening and sneak away. Neither notices your timely retreat, the two quickly coming to blows. The starry ground beneath you trembles as Mogis’s mighty axe slams into the ground, nearly taking both your and Raven’s balance. For a moment you turn, watching the axe-wielding minotaur chasing the bearded storm god further and further from the portal. Turning back to the task at hand, you and Raven join in the flow of creatures swarming the mountain. But before you’re more than even halfway up, you watch as Elspeth sprouts golden wings, flying into the air. With a mighty yell she drops, impaling the giant god square in it’s chest. You watch as Xenagos dies, consumed by a brilliant golden light. As the deity dies, the rest of the swarming lessers quit their charge, seeming to lose the drive to attack. You watch on as the cat-man catches Elspeth, careful to avoid her spear’s blade. They both drop to the ground, panting in exhaustion. It seems their battle is over.However, remembering what happens next you continue moving towards the duo. You and Raven make your way through the crowd, you focused on their ki to keep them from evading you. It only takes the two of you a minute, the crowd of lesser beings quickly dispersing. You come face to face with the duo, and despite their exhaustion they quickly rise up to their feet, prepared for battle. She summons a trio of her soldiers, the cat-man glowing with what you assume to be magical energy. Raven responds by gathering her magical energy as well, glowing with her own dark, demonic energy.“Ajani, are these friends of yours?” Elspeth asks, the cat creature shaking his head.“Who are you two?” Ajani asks, baring his odd weapon at you. “Friend? Or foe?”Well?>Friend, I’m here to help>Just hand over the spear, Elspeth, and we’ll leave you both in peace>Come with us if you both want to leave here alive>We’re here for Godsend(Attack)>Other(write in)
>>3054424>Neutral, we're here to remove that spear from this world.>Ascend, release timebreaker seal, launch a scatter of ki blasts at her and then rush in with ki blades, aiming for her arms>Attempt to cut her arms, then steal the spear when her grip loosens
>>3054424>>Just hand over the spear, Elspeth, and we’ll leave you both in peace
>>3054424>Come with us if you both want to leave here alive>Neutral>"And in dire need of that spear. Not for this realm before you ask.">>3054434Don't act like a BOI
>>3054424>Just hand over the spear, Elspeth, and we’ll leave you both in peaceI doubt she'll just give it up but it doesn't hurt to ask.
>>3054424>>3054446>>3054442>>3054438>>3054436Wait, idea.>"Neutral third party looking for that spear for our own god problems.">"Originally going to wait and snatch it from that lightning bolt throwing god thing, after he kills you.">"Everyone here is about to betray you two for doing your job."And the grand finish.>"Come with me if you want to live."
>>3054454I like it
>>3054454I can live with this.
Rolled 70, 88, 31, 97, 53, 26, 44, 88 = 497 (8d100)>>3054434>>3054436>>3054438>>3054442>>3054446>>3054454>>3054469>>3054479Taking the write in, roll me a 2d100.First DC 70Second DC 60
Rolled 41, 14 = 55 (2d100)>>3054483
Rolled 61, 28 = 89 (2d100)>>3054483
Rolled 80, 99 = 179 (2d100)>>3054483redemption
>>3054485God damnit, i refuse to loose to the BOI at this job>>3054484SOMEONE HALP!
>>3054486Grand Supreme Kai bless you
>>3054486BOI CAN CHOKE ON IT! WE GOT PLANESWALKERS MOTHERFUCKERS!
>>3054484>>3054485>>305448680/100, 99/100, special success, writing.
we can even kick the BOIs ass at social. when will her lern not to mess with Karn
>>3054424“We’re not with anyone you’re probably familiar with.” you tell them, putting your hands up in a sign of nonaggression. “We’re with a neutral party, seeking your spear for God problems of our own. I won’t lie, I’d originally planned on waiting until Heliod killed you with your own weapon and snatching it from him before he broke it, but I-““Wait, what?” Elspeth asks, stunned. “He... He what?”“I’m from the future, and I’m here to get the two of you out of here.” you say, holding out a hand. “Come with us if you want to live. Or stay here and let Heliod kill you, your choice.”“How would you know this?” Ajani asks you, a suspicious glare on his face. “Unless you were another assassin sent by Bolas to stop us.”“The fuck’s a Bolas?” you ask, confused. “No, we’re with Towa. But I’ve had a bit of a change of heart, after watching your fighting Elspeth. It’d be a shame to kill you over a weapon, no matter how powerful it is. Now c’mon, stick with us. We’ll get you out of here.”With that you hold a hand out, Ajani and Elspeth looking between each other a moment. They then nod to each other, Elspeth taking your hand.“Lead the way.” she says, her grip surprisingly strong despite her powerlevel being not very impressive. You nod to her, the now four of you facing back the way you came.“Heliod will catch us right by the portal.” you say, taking point and leading you all back. “That’s where we need to make our stand. Whatever he does, whatever he says, do NOT give him your weapon, understand?”“Of course.” she replies, gripping her weapon tighter. “But we’ll need a plan.”“With that I agree.” Ajani says, the giant cat-man casually keeping pace with you all easily despite his exhaustion. “Elspeth and I are too weakened from our fight with Xenagos to be able to fight Heliod as well. Our mana is almost completely depleted, and once one of the Gods comes under attack the lesser will again attempt to destroy us.”“Conspiring to kill your God?” a booming voice calls out as you approach the portal. You see Heliod, the deity towering far above the four of you and wielding his own massive spear. “That’s heresy, mortals. A sin punishable by death!”As he proclaims this he begins glowing white-hot, the four of you shielding your faces from that burning heat. After a moment the glow fades somewhat, the God and his golden spear both glowing with white light.Well? What shall you do?>Rush and attack>Energy Blade and rush>Super Energy Blade and rush>Rush and Defend, draw his fire>Evade and counterattack>Energy Javelin, take his knees out>Death Beam his eyes, blind him>[DRAGON FORCE] and rush, try and end him>[DRAGON FORCE] and Fire Breath>Go Berserk, show this god true power!>Other(write in)
>>3054585>>Death Beam his eyes, blind himFuck yeah.
>>3054585>Go Berserk, show this god true power!I'm not super confident of our chances of taking him down with going all out, and we've at least got a modicum of control over it now.
>>3054585>Go Berserk, show this god true power!The one thing a god can't truly defeat, ANOTHER GOD.
>>3054585>Go Berserk, show this god true power!
inb4 dice fuck us on legendary
>>3054585>>Go Berserk, show this god true power!
>>3054595If the dice fuck us the dice will fuck us no matter what we do. May as well do it fabulously. Besides, if we get fucked while going Berserk it likely just means we lose control, which is better then what happens if we get fucked while not going Berserk. Probably we get speared like a fish by Heliod.
>>3054585>>Go Berserk, show this god true power!Just remember, kitty cat friend.
>>3054587>>3054589>>3054590>>3054591>>3054592>>3054596>>3054608Go Berserk, show this god true power! wins it. This will be the last update for tonight, writing.
>>3054625no control roll?thats either good, or VERY bad
>>3054625I couldn't vote because captcha was being a bitch. but here goes.>>3054585>"I've fought a god, your just some punk with a glowing stick.">Go Berserk Activated Demon Seal, show this god true power!>Cockslap him.
Whew man this is going to be sick.
>>3054631There is no control roll, there is only puny god.
>>3054585“Raven, shield them.” you say, popping your knuckles.“Wait, are you gonna-?” she asks, you nodding once without looking back. “You two stay close to me! Now!”“What is this?” Heliod asks, looking down his nose at you. “You mean to face me on your own? You impertinent child! I shall show you true divine retribution!”“You will try.” you say, bracing yourself. You cross your arms before your face, and with a piercing howl you throw your head back, tapping into that boundless rage.https://youtube.com/watch?v=9KRlepuxQW8“GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” you roar, your power exploding out around you as you feel your body begin transforming. Your flesh rips and tears as you tear free of your weak body, your massive form breaking free to rampage once again. You roar out into this starry world, the entire realm trembling as your overwhelming power is unleashed!“Wh-Wha... Who are you?!” it asks, taking a step back fearfully. “What are you!!”“I am the one who’s gonna destroy you!” you roar, the god firing a beam of light from his spear directly into your face. It snaps your neck back, you hearing someone calling your name. But that doesn’t matter right now.“Hahahahaha, is that all you’ve got?!” you taunt, leaning your head back forward and flaring your green aura out all around you. “And you call yourself a god? I will show you true power!!”-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 66 paused-
>>3054704Oh baby, time to smack us a god
>Mfw when we don't deliver a 'If your a God then I'm The Devil' line.
>>3054704And that’s it for tonight, everyone having fun so far? Ready to test your power against a god? Wondering how the battle outside is going, and which side is winning? All this and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest! We’ll resume at 11am EST, around 8 hours from now.>>3054711It will be a titanic showdown.>>3054712We’ll see what happens next.
>>3054720Yeah I'm looking forwards to it. You know, since I don't think Future! Karn ever used Beserk, I wonder what Future Chaya! thinks of it. Also does Trunks need a new pair of pants since Karn just went Rage Mode?
>>3054712I just want to deliver the "My power is MAXIMUMER!" line.
>>3054731i think the boy just shat himself at FTL velocities.now some poor sod somwhere is going to get hit my warp speed shit
>>3054704Ohhhhh, Old Sun god is about to get a shining green space monkey dick to the head.>>3054712This, or even, "If you are god, then that makes you my bitch.">>3054720let us bask in his entrails, for they are the huge sparkly
>>3054720Karn the Conqueror is now Karn the God Slayer
>>3054731Good question.Trunks isn’t aware that’s happened yet.>>3054737>>3054738Kek.>>3054739He’s certainly not ready.>>3054745Not yet.
>>3054749So what's Theros' reaction to the first Super Saiyan appearing in their world? Hell, what's Ajani and Elspeth think?
>>3054755As far as the citizens of Theros, those that watch for the gods in the night sky knew something was going on. However, you going Berserk has changed the rules. They could feel their entire plane of existance shake under your power, as Nyx and Theros are intertwined. Going Berserk in Nyx literally rocked their entire reality.
>>3054783Eyyy, Karn rocking peoples worlds with just the GIRTH of his "power"
Are we going to exit this timeline and be worshiped as an literal Devil?
>>3054783What about Ajani and Elsepth? Are they at "That's so cool, but he's so dumb" yet?>>3054788Theros has never had to handle anything near Karn's girth.
>>3054712>wanting to say that line out of earshot of Broly>not wanting to see our son nodding in approval of our deliveryThis god is a mook anyway. A mook god. A god of mooks. I say we'll be back in time for tea at this rate. >>3054738I like the idea the right now Chronoa is doing a massive spit-take and Trunks is literally retreating back to the time nest just straight up ditching Ace and Hyoka. His mind has entered full preservation mode and he is no longer consciously making decisions. He just knows he must escape.What a disappointment.
YOU ARE HUGE, SO YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS. YOU ARE ALSO SPARKLY, SO GUTTING YOU WILL BE BEAUTIFUL, LIKE A SHOWER
>>3054704>go to bed before the last post of the night>wake up to this>mfwbut why
>>3054990Also, just to note...i don't think we've popped the timebreaker seal yet, have we?
>>3054995I kinda want to try doing this without the time breaker seal. See if we can style all over him, and pop it if we're about to die.
>>3055009Yeah, that seems like a really dumb idea.What'll you say to meloka and our children from the afterlife?sorry babe, i wanted to style all over him but my rolls were too low
>>3055012>Yeah, that seems like a really dumb idea.No, it seems like a Saiyan idea. Also if Karn dies we just play Chaya, maybe one day she'll find some sort of Lizard Spheres that can bring her dad back to life so she can call him a dumbass.
>>3054783While Karn’s big green monster is indeed very maximum, should we be more careful with trying to confront deities in the future? DBZ gods and other gods might rate on the power scale, but are there other deities that might be too far removed from reality or too high level to be harmed by just powering up a lot?
>>3054790>What about Ajani and Elsepth? Are they at "That's so cool, but he's so dumb" yet?No they’re still too shocked as Raven explains what’s happening.>>3054990>but whyBecause that’s what was voted for>>3054995Nope>>3055049Probably. You may have big power, but they’re still immortals.
>>3055051And we have DRAGONFORCE, immortal wont cut it.
>>3054704“Im-Impossible!” the deity says, taking another couple steps back. “No mortal can withstand the power of a God.”“One of you so-called gods has fallen already.” you say, cracking your neck. “Let’s add one more to the corpse pile!” But before you could attack, suddenly your entire body is bound! You never felt it coming, but you see that you’re wrapped in what looks like some kind of whip. You look back at the peon who’d dare, you feeling your power dropping as you see another so-called god. This one looks like a corpse already, but you can sense something ominous. Whatever that thing is, it means trouble. And you do NOT want to be trapped in it’s clutches.“RRRRAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, your aura blasting out in all directions. You blast the whip holding you away, the being pulling it back to itself“Erebos? You came?” Heliod asks, confused and relieved.“This outsider must be silenced.” this ‘Erebos’ says, his voice like the wind through a graveyard, moving to stand beside it’s fellow god. “He is upsetting the balance, everything could come undone.”“Now this is more like it!!” you shout, feeling your power climbing by the second. You’re ready to beat these assholes until there’s nothing left of them!What will you do?>Rush and attack, smash them both>Rush and attack, focus down Erebos>Rush and attack, focus on Heliod>Energy Waves and Scattershots, see how durable these gods are>Red Dawn>Event Horizon>[DRAGON FORCE]?>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3055065>[DRAGON FORCE]?>Double Event Horizon.What is subtly and is it tasty?
>>3055065>[DRAGON FORCE]?>Double Event Horizon.>IF YOU'RE A GOD THEN I'M THE DEVIL
>>3055065>[DRAGON FORCE]>Double Event HorizonThey're no breaks on this train
>>3055071>>3055067>>3055065Also throwing my vote for cheesiest one liner. This one, if nothing better pops up.
>>3055067>>3055070>>3055071>>3055073If you try for Dragon Force that’ll be it: it cannot be combined with another option at this time
>>3055077Huh....I'm in, lets see what this shit does to two, big, fugly targets, and no one we care about nearby or running away fast.
>>3055077>3055073Alright, just Dragon Force it is.
>>3055067>>3055070>>3055071>>3055073>>3055074>>3055082>>3055087Dragon Force wins it. Let’s see if you can focus enough through the rage to pull this off, roll me a d100.DC 70
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>3055109
>>3055065>Double Event Horizon.Don't want to risk [DRAGON FORCE] right now. It's supposedly even harder to control in this form, and it'll make us far more vulnerable to their attacks. Not worth the risk, until we've got more training with it.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>3055109
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>3055109MAX POWER MAX POWER
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>3055109
>>3055114the fuck?>>3055115POWER IS MAXIMUMER!>>3055111too late for greatness.>>3055116Also holy shit that timestamp
>>3055110>>3055112>>305511593/100. Impressive clutch! Writing.
>>3055065You want, no, you need to attack! Your rage is building by the moment, you need to unleash it! But you have an idea. Focusing your mind is a titanic struggle, yet you prevail: with a mighty roar you again unleash your Stand. [DRAGON FORCE] roars as you unleash it, voice much deeper than usual. Looking at ‘your’ hands you see you’re now within the Stand, it looking far different than usual. Unlike usual, your Berserk Stand has powerful arms, your form as tall as the two gods before you. You both roar in unison at them, the two recoiling.“This is incredible.” you think to yourself, clenching and unclenching your massive four-fingered left hand. But before you can do anything else the god’s whip wraps around your massive arm, it trying to pull you to it. Adorable. You unleash a booming laugh as the creature tries in vain to move you, you then grabbing onto it’s whip and pulling. The helpless god is pulled from it’s feet and sent flying at you, you slamming a massive fist into it’s face and sending it crashing to the ground. It hits hard enough to bounce, you following up with another massive punch that sends him crashing into his compatriot, both crashing to the starry floor.“Haaa haaaa haaa!” your Stand roars out on it’s own, amusement clear in it’s deep, booming voice. “Puny gods!”“Karn, can you hear me?” Raven asks you telepathically. You turn, seeing her and the two others. Your Stand clenches it’s fists, preparing to smash them. It takes everything you’ve got to turn, focusing back on the gods as they rise back to their feet.“This thing’s hard to control.” you telepathically reply, keeping [DRAGON FORCE]’s attention focused on the two gods as best you can. “Stay back.”“R-Right.” she replies, her mind withdrawing from yours.“Impossible!” the white glowing god says, pointing his spear at you. “No mortal should have this much power!”It is afraid. This causes both you and your Stand to laugh, it’s booming voice echoing throughout the starry world.What now?>Rush and attack them both>Rush and focus on Erebos>Rush and focus on Heliod >Try and fire an Energy Wave?>Try and use Energy Blade?>Try to throw an Energy Bomb?>Super Explosive Wave?>Other(write in)
>>3055215Aw fuck yeah, we Porunga now.>Try and throw and Energy Javelin?Wanna see what we get.
>>3055222Or maybe>Try and fire an Energy Javelin Barrage?Yeah, let's go with that.
>>3055215>ENERGY BLADES! I NEED ENERGY BLADES! CUT THOSE TWO TO SHREDS! (dual super energy blades)And if that doesn't get the vote, i'll go with the ol' rapidfire energy javelin barrage. >>3055232
>>3055215>>Try and use Energy Blade?
>>3055222>>Try and throw and Energy Javelin?Supporting.
Everyone is so fucking excited to use anything and everything it's actually kinda cute, like kids on Christmas
>Try to throw an Energy Bomb?I WANT TO ERASE THEMI WILL MAKE THEM UN-REAL
>>3055245What if you make them double real?
You guys think these Gods have any ways to damage a Stand, btw?
>>3055249then it's a double negative and they would implode or turn into a black hole. one or the other
>>3055252We’ll see, won’t we?
Rolled 88, 49, 64, 8, 91, 35, 16, 65, 29, 60, 67, 10 = 582 (12d100)>>3055222>>3055232>>3055237>>3055240>>3055242>>3055245Try Energy Blade/Energy Javelin wins it. Roll me a 3d100.First DC 70Second DC 30
Rolled 81, 79, 45 = 205 (3d100)>>3055296
Rolled 17, 10, 1 = 28 (3d100)>>3055296
Rolled 29, 22, 71 = 122 (3d100)>>3055296REEEEEE
>>3055300You have failed us.
>>3055300Oh god I hope the DC on that last roll was a 70 or less or we're in trouble.
>>3055299>>3055300>>305530481/100, 79/100, 71/100. Karn’s clearly got this, writing.
>>3055316Phew, glad we made the DC on that last one.
>>3055300YOU WILL DESTROY ALL OF US! NNNOO->>3055316Oh never mind. Phew, that was a close one.
>>3055316Local monkey confuses an entire fucking existence by beating its gods and getting worshiped.
>>3055332>We come back a few years later to giant statues of Berserk [DRAGON FORCE] being built and worshipedThen again, they probably just think we're a weird looking dragon or something. Bolas is gonna be confused as fuck, at least.
>>3055332>Whips giant glowing cock out while fighting, by accidentOops, there go the mountains.>>3055348Heh, "WHERE DID ONE OF MY KIN COME FROM?!"Followed by, "And why is he so jacked?"
>>3055353>Heh, "WHERE DID ONE OF MY KIN COME FROM?!" Followed by, "And why is he so jacked?"WHAT KIND OF JUICE DOES HE DRINK!?!?
>>3055372>Smole dragon nerd noisesI want to know what he would do if he found out he was just a wholesome family man in a suit.
>>3055372This isn't the result of some paltry training
>>3055380>Blackhole Sun, gravity well training montageLook at this beast Bolas, and look to your scranny arms!
>Trunks, do you feel that?!>I CAN TASTE THAT
>to to sleep to us zerking>wake up to a zerk + stand combono overkill, only open fire, and time to reload.
>>3055386His girlfriend is currently on his shoulders running as fast as he can in the opposite direction of us. We could probably kill Ace like we are right now. Or we would, if it weren't for the fact we were about to find out what Gods tasted like, and how sparkly their guts are.>>3055390>Melee weapons don't need to reload.There is only big, green, scally fists. Forever.
>>3055243Fuck that, its like a store filled with Discount Halloween candy right after its over.
I can't wait for one of these moments one dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ8QQdNq0LUBIG POWER LEVELS
>>3055393Ehhh, Ace would still kick our ass, I think. Our base PL is still way too low, as things stand.
>>3055398Dude, what do you think all of Theros is feeling right now? >Big Green Intensifies.>>3055401That's what the stand with big teeth is for. Great ice breaker.
>>3055401This, but we can definitely handle the guys in front of us for the moment.Still, we need to get our hands on that goddamn spear already.
>>3055402We could maybe somewhat injure Ace if we could land a hit on him, but [DRAGON FORCE] doesn't really make us any faster. We'd never be able to catch him.
>>3055424We don't need to catch him, when our striking range is the size of a mountain.
>>3055215You stare down the two, an idea suddenly coming to your rage-fueled mind. You begin focusing your ki into your Stand’s hands, raising your right hand and preparing to cut down these puny gods. But before you can swing, you suddenly feel something pass through your right arm. Turning and looking back behind you, you see another of these gods. It is a green form holding a bow, aiming at you.“Enough, outworlder.” it says, now aiming at your head. Not your Stand’s head, but your head. “Leave this place.”“Why don’t you make me?” you taunt, ki rising even higher. “I’d like to see you try!”“Ha! Ha ha ha!” the archer deity shouts, rapid-firing a half-dozen arrows at your head. You swipe at the arrows, claws glowing with tremendous power. You swipe down all but one arrow, it aimed right at your right eye. A last-second twitch saves you, instead of taking your head off the large bladed arrowhead slices deep into your cheek and cuts your ear. You roar in rage and indignation, rushing the deity. You move so fast it is caught completely off-guard, you slashing it from shoulder to hip with claws glowing bright green. The deity cries out in agony, dropping the bow and clutching it’s chest and falling to the ground.“Nylea!” the other two roar in outrage and surprise, you turning just in time to see the one’s whip wrapping around your Stand’s throat as the other brandishes his spear and charges. Perfect. With a roar you grab the whip and pull, the two crashing into each other as they’re pulled into your range. Brandishing your claws you bury them into their chests, both gasping in surprise as a night sky-like fluid begins leaking from them. You tear your arm free, both deities falling to the ground.“GRRRAAAAAAAAAAA!!” you roar out in victory, feeling your body trembling in exhaustion. You feel your Berserker power fading, holding your Stand at that level of power was too much for you. You release both your Stand and transformations, reverting back to base form and dropping to the ground, panting in exhaustion. You remain there on your hands and knees, trying to catch your breath as Raven, Elspeth, and Ajani all approach.“That was incredible.” Ajani says, you looking up to the three of them. “What sort of magic was that?”“Not magic.” you reply, pushing yourself unsteadily up to your feet. “C’mon, let’s get out of here before their friends come.”“R-Right.” Raven says, the four of you quickly making your way to the portal back. The journey is uneventful, nothing daring to attack your group now. Stepping onto the temple steps back to the other world, you realize you haven’t yet actually claimed the weapon. You and Raven turn back to the two of them, the two slightly tensing up.What now?>Demand the weapon, they’re not going through until you have it>Ask for the spear now, you don’t know what’s happening on the other side>No words, attack her now>Other(write in)
>>3055470>>Ask for the spear now, you don’t know what’s happening on the other sideI highly doubt they will fuck with us after that display.
>>3055470>Ask for the spear now, you don’t know what’s happening on the other side
>>3055470>We just murdered three godsAw yis, feels good man. >Ask for the spear now, you don’t know what’s happening on the other side
>>3055470>>Ask for the spear now, you don’t know what’s happening on the other side
>>3055470>Ask for the spear now, you don’t know what’s happening on the other side>So long as you wield that spear, they'll only continue to come after you. Please, let us remove it from this world.
What do we even need some gay god slaying spear for, anyways? We just committed a triple deicide all by our lonesome.
>>3055498Because Towa wants it
>>3055498Because towa wants it. Doesn't matter why. Probably wants something she can use on chronoa, either directly or indirectly. Who knows.In any case, it's for raven's sake, so let's hurry up and do it.
>>3055503I doubt they're dead dead just wounded.
>>3055470>>3055494this, and then tell them too keep their heads down, some of our problems are on the other side.>>3055498No we mutilated three gods, not kill, probably.
>>3055474>>3055476>>3055479>>3055480>>3055494>>3055507Ask for the spear + write in wins it. Roll me a d100DC hidden
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>3055521
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>3055521
>>3055523You know what? Fuck it, i'm done rolling for today.
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>3055521
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>3055521f
>>3055523>>3055524>>305552984/100. That’s a pretty good roll, but is it good enough? Writing.
>>3055470“Alright, I did my part.” you say, holding out your hand while still slightly panting in exhaustion. “It’s time. I’m going to need that spear.”“Why now?” she asks you, confused, as Ajani glares at you. “Why not until we’re through?”“Because I don’t know what the situation will be on the other side.” you reply with a sigh. You used up a lot of power, only now realizing just how poorly the situation could potentially be. “When we left to come through the portal, another group was there for that spear as well. Some of our group stayed behind to hold them back, and give us a chance to claim the weapon. If you don’t have it in your posession, they won’t have any reason to you.”“Are... Are they stronger than you?” she asks, you nodding.“One of the fighters who stayed behind is my daughter.” you say, both of their eyes widening in surprise. “And she’s far more powerful than I am. But one of her opponents is as powerful as she is, and her and our allies were outnumbered two to one. So please, give us the spear.”She says nothing for several moments, looking down at the weapon in her hands. She then sighs out, thrusting the weapon into the ground.“Take it.” she says, walking to the portal and not looking back. “I’m done.”“Wait, Elspeth!” Ajani says, running after her. But she doesn’t look back, walking back into the portal. Ajani looks between the spear and portal a moment, then follows her through. You turn and pull the spear from the ground, handing it to Raven.“Huh, me?” she asks, you nodding. “But why?”“Churai’s gonna get you out the moment you’re through the portal.” you say, Ascending in a burst of sparks. “I’ll make sure you get out of here safely, okay?”Raven says nothing, clutching the spear and nodding to you, clearly afraid. You stop a moment, putting your hand on her shoulder.“You’re gonna be fine Raven.” you say, trying to sound more confident than you are. “I’m not gonna let anything happen to you.”“Okay.” she says, sighing out, then rises up to her full height. ‘Let’s go.”You both walk through the portal, emerging back at the temple. Or rather, what’s left of the temple. The place is a ruin, Elspeth and Ajani nowhere to be seen. Looking around you seeing Trunks and Hyoka are both down, your daughter and Ace staring each other down, clearly exhausted. But then Ace stands tall, clenching his fists and roaring. He disappears in a bright bluish white light, it slowly crumbling around him and revealing a new form. His hair and eyes arenow blue, glowing with a powerful blue and gold aura. “Wha-What the hell?” Chaya asks, panting. “What is that?”“That’s a power beyond a god, nya.” Puddin says, landing beside Ace as a battered Mira lands by Future Chaya. They haven’t noticed the two of you yet. “Super Saiyan Blue, nya!”Well, what now?>votes in one minute, character limit reached
>>3055685What will you do?>Get out of there along with Raven, you stand no chance at this level>Activate the demonic seal, step up to help>Drain the Bloodstone, you need all the power you can get>Go Berserk then activate the demonic seal>[DRAGON FORCE] and rush, try and take out Puddin>[DRAGON FORCE] and rush, try and take out Ace>Other(write in)
>Drain the Bloodstone, activate the Demonic Seal, and try and take out Puddin.
>>3055685>Drain the Bloodstone, you need all the power you can get>Go Berserk then activate the demonic seal
>>3055692>Drain the Bloodstone, you need all the power you can get>Go Berserk then activate the demonic sealWe need to be maximumer.
>>3055692>Activate the demonic seal, step up to help>Drain the Bloodstone, you need all the power you can get
>>3055692>Drain the Bloodstone, you need all the power you can get>Go Berserk then activate the demonic seal
Rolled 57, 81, 10, 37, 39, 54, 43, 76 = 397 (8d100)>>3055715>>3055712>>3055703>>3055702>>3055699>>3055698Drain the Bloodstone, then go Berserk then release the demonic seal. Good luck, roll me a 5d100First DC 50Second DC 75Third DC 90
Rolled 39, 84, 30, 79, 87 = 319 (5d100)>>3055747
Rolled 16, 32, 75, 100, 47 = 270 (5d100)>>3055747what I said earlier was a lie, I have a gambling problem.
Rolled 86, 8, 68, 72, 33 = 267 (5d100)>>3055747
Rolled 82, 80, 86, 58, 75 = 381 (5d100)>>3055747Goddamnit, one stupid decision after another. I'm too busy installing a heavy-ass sink to protest.
>>3055755>>3055754>>3055750Gentlemen, i think we broke our enemies. Mission accomplished. BOI scarred
>>3055757It's no stupid, its tactical, tactical WAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!
>>305574786/100 84/100, 75/100, CRIT/100, 87/100Success, success, failure, Critical success, success. Crit overrides the failure, writing!
>>3055761We failed the third DC but got a nat 100 on the roll right after so this should be interesting
>>3055769i think the lack of THE BOY to stomp has caused us to stomp everything else
>>3055787Probably, he might be preparing to run now that he knows we're coming.
so basically how fucked up is the world we went to after this little trip??glancing over the character pages of the guys we just "interacted" with, i think we might have shanked some important dudes.
>>3055842We shanked some literal gods, MtG’s major movers and shakers are going to be so damn confused after the events that have transpired today.
>>3055848i mean like, one of those dudes was literally responsible for hiding the realm of the gods from mortal eyes at night or something like that, wasn't he?isn't everyone going to look up tonight and be like "wait what the fuck is that"
>>3055685With the two still-standing Time Patrollers distracted by your daughter and Mira, you use this opportunity to charge yourself up. You pull the Bloodstone from beneath your right gauntlet, holding it in your bare right hand. Focusing on the stone you begin pulling the vast store of power within it into yourself. All the months of energy you poured into the stone during your preparation for the Siege of New Salda, the gift of ki your future daughter Chaya had given you, and all the energy you’d stored up in preparation for your rematch with the Arbiter comes flooding into your body. You can barely withstand the power flooding into your body, you screaming out in agony as the torrent of energy feels like it’ll begin tearing your body apart. You have to focus this energy into something, or you’re gonna explode!“GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” you roar out, once again going Berserk. You explode out of your body, expanding into your hulking, massive form. This draws everyone’s attention, the Time Patrol and Time Breakers both turning to you. But this isn’t enough, you need MORE! You focus all of your rage on the demonic seal on your hand, the demonic power also flooding into your body and further transforming you. Your hair turns white as your skin darkens, your strength rising to unbelievable heights. The grey blobby creature Puddin points her palm at you, quickly gathering a large ball of ki.“Puddin Pop!!” she shouts, firing at you. You take the blast to the face, the attack kicking up a wall of dust. That tickled. “Did I get him, nya-?!”“RAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, flaring your demonic aura and blasting the smoke away. “AAAHAHAHAHAA!! IS THAT ALL YOU’VE GOT?!!”Well?>Rampage! Smash everything!>Rush and attack Puddin>Rush and attack Ace>Dual Energy Wave, take them both out at once>Red Dawn, destroy absolutely everything>Grab them both and squeeze the life from them>Grab the downed Trunks and Hyoka, use them as improvised weapons>Final Flash, destroy them both>Leap into the air and Event Horizon>Try to [DRAGON FORCE] one last time?>Other(write in)
>>3055861>Grab the downed Trunks and Hyoka, use them as improvised weapons>Attack Puddin with the BOI and hyoka as weapons.
>>3055861>>Grab them both and squeeze the life from themWe are a grappler at heart. Time to play the part.
>>3055861>>Grab the downed Trunks and Hyoka, use them as improvised weaponsa chance to hurt the BOYs moral even mroe? yes
>>3055861>Rush and attack AceWe’ve been letting him hurt Chaya for way too long, time for some payback.
>>3055861>YOU'D DARE HURT MY DAUGHTER?! I'LL DESTROY YOU! (focus on ace, remember why we first ever went berserk)>Grab them both, then super explosive wave while they can't get away
You guys KNOW this one's gonna be a new parallel quest.Think the boy will even bother trying?
>>3055861>Grab the downed Trunks and Hyoka, use them as improvised weapons>Rush and attack AceCant have him stepping up on our daughter
>>3055882this. DAD MODE ENGANGED
ib4 ace pisses us off enough we achive legendary super sayin 2
>>3055916I really hope that's a thing.also, just to be clear, the current state we're in due to the timebreaker seal is basically the ascended version of what we normally use, one that shaves off our lifespan in exchange for increased power. we should really end this quick.
>>3055861>>3055882ULTIMATE DAD, UL-UL-ULTIMATE DAD!>Powerslam super explosion wave into Trunks if we see him
>Grab the downed Trunks and Hyoka, use them as improvised weapons>Attack Puddin with the BOI and hyoka as weapons.
>>3055922LSSj2 is a thing. Unless you mean the "Ace pisses us off enough to achieve it." part.
>>3055928OOooo, we can use them next. Could we pull off a tennis match using them and Ace as the ball?
>>3055916I dont think we can transform again once we activate thr timebrraker seal. I think i remember qm. Mentioning that at some point.
>>3055938>>3055938yes i am aware, a man can hope though
>>3055938To be fair, LSSj has a habit of overpowering and breaking through stuff designed to keep LSSj from transforming.
Rolled 33, 95, 41, 89, 31, 9 = 298 (6d100)>>3055869>>3055871>>3055873>>3055876>>3055882>>3055891>>3055892>>3055896>>3055897>>3055906>>3055925>>3055926>>3055928Write in wins with plenty of support. Roll me a 4d100
Rolled 48, 50, 71, 37 = 206 (4d100)>>3055947
Rolled 9, 44, 11, 80 = 144 (4d100)>>3055947
Rolled 53, 73, 32, 3 = 161 (4d100)>>3055947
Rolled 22, 96, 87, 25 = 230 (4d100)>>3055947Heres hoping
>>3055952>>3055953>>3055955Well, first one sucks, but everything else is pretty okay, that's gonna work. Right?
>>3055952>>3055953>>305595553/100, 73/100, 71/100, 80/100. That first roll could have gone far better, but still a crushing success. Writing.
>>3055966I would hope.Maybe it'll at least give us enough time for towa to get us all out.I mean, we can't exactly go any more all-out than this without literally exploding and killing everyone instantly.
>>3055968Fuck yeah, the lord of good news.>>3055972Looks like its time for, SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOWDOOOOOOOOWN!
I hope Ace is ready to feel the fear of Karn. It doesn't matter who you are, pissed off uber-dad coming at you for fucking with his daughter'll give anyone pause.
>>3055989>Trunks is sitting around, trying to keep the thoughts away>Ace walks up to him>"So... Karn, huh?">"Yeah... Karn.">"Dads are scary when it comes to their daughters.">"I think a lot of it is just him, honestly.">they proceed to sit down and have a beer together
>>3056032You know, giving him a brother in misery is fine, but he is going to be used as a club first.
I wonder how Chaya is going to power up after this? Ace has SSB now, which gives him an advantage, and he can add Kaio-Ken on top of that once he figures it out. Our little girl is looking abit outmatched next time.
>>3055861https://youtube.com/watch?v=YCWzkZCV1og“D-Daddy.” Future Chaya says, dropping down to a knee, then falling face-first to the ground. Chaya? Suddenly your mind flashes back to the Big Gete Star’s invasion of New Salda, when you were beaten and helplessly watching your daughter cry in terror as the machines came to take her. And this asshole did this to her? He’s a dead man!“CHAYA!!” you bellow in pure rage, roaring into the sky then pointing at Ace. “YOU!! YOU HURT MY DAUGHTER! I’LL DESTROY YOU!!!”“Nyaaaa!!” Puddin shouts, charging and punching you square in the jaw. You don’t move, her punch not even phasing you. “Huh?”“Get. Out.” you say, grabbing Puddin’s entire head in one massive hand. You then uppercut the creature with your right fist with a shout. “OF MY! WAAAAAAAAAY!!”“NYYYAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa-!!” Chaya shouts as she’s sent flying, you turning your attention back to that bastard who hurt your daughter. As you turn back towards him suddenly a fist slams into your face, you sent back. You dig your feet into the temple flooring, carving a pair of trenches as you slow your backwards momentum, Ace flying after you in pursuit. As he closes in again this time you grab him by the shoulders. Using his own momentum against him you flip backwards, kicking him in the face and sending the Time Patroller flying.Flipping back to your feet you launch yourself after Ace, pursuing the Time Patroller. He reorients himself as you close in, slamming your fists into each others’. His power is surprising, you unable to easily overpower him. You swing again, Ace dodging the attack and delivering a quick one-two to your ribs. You twist and kick at Ace, the patroller dodging your right heel. He punches at your chest, you capitalizing on the opening. You take the hit but manage to grab him, wrapping Ace in your massive arms as you prepare your next attack.“DIE!” you shout, exploding with power. Your ki explodes out of your body in an all-powerful wave, you feeling Ace’s body break in your arms. Blasted back by your power but unable to escape your massive grip you feel his spine snap under the strain. Once your attack ends you drop the paralyzed Ace, roaring out in victory. You drop back to the ground by your daughter, gently picking her up in your arms.“Time to go.” Churai says, you seeing the robot appearing beside you.“How dare you!” you hear Puddin roar, the patroller dashing back down at you. Her aura has changed, now a bright white. This could be bad.Well?>Leave with Churai, your job is done>Send Future Chaya with Churai, you want to keep fighting
>>3056144>>Leave with Churai, your job is done
>>3056144Holy fuck. Ace wasn't expecting that almost Instant Gib. I kind of want to stick around and fuck up puddings day as well, but that's for sure a bad idea.Holy shit Qm.
>>3056144>>Leave with Churai, your job is doneTime to get out of dodge
>>3056144>Leave with Churai, your job is doneHopefully our short spat with Ace was enough for us to soak up a bit of God Ki so we can attain God form.
>Leave with Churai, your job is doneHoly shit we litterally broke Ace's Spine! Sure a Senzu will fix that right up but still! God Damn!Also, we need to GTFO before more Gods show up, and we can't kill Puddin without getting Demon God Dumplin on our asses.
>>3056161The Karnage in the Karnage training program actually refers to Karn fighting time patrollers.
>>3056144Don't you mean as Puddin is sent flying?>Also we just fucking Baned AceHeh, hahahahahhahahahhahaha! We shall give their best fucking nightmares about us!>Leave with Churai, your job is done>Call Elspeth and the catman to run to us as fast as they can if they want to leave with us.
>>3056181They already Planeswalked away, they wanted nothing to do with that battle.
>>3056144>>Leave with Churai, your job is donetrunks this is what happens when you try to puss out of yout BOI beatings
>>3056183Ah, yeah, that is a really fucking good idea. They would have just slowed us down fighting anyways.
>>3056181>>3056186>>3056174>>3056172>>3056166>>3056153>>3056152>>3056150>>3056161>>3056144Scream>"YOUR NEXT BOI"Then leave.
>>3056190Eh? But Pudding is a girl, Ace is paralyzed, and Trunks and his waifu are KO'd.
>>3056193Its a message, the BOI will know it in his sleep, and Chorna will know what we mean if she tells him.
so have we infliteced Trauma (tm) on Ace now?
>>3056150>>3056152>>3056153>>3056166>>3056172>>3056174>>3056181>>3056186Leave with Churai, your job is done wins it. Writing.
>>3056202If we didnt then we can certainly just break him over our knees next time. Maybe kneecap him and then, GRI-GRI-GRI GRINDER!>>3056204And we did knock Puddin flat on her ass.
>>3056202We just snapped his spine. I’m sure they can fix that, what with Senzu beans and all that, but that’s still going to leave quite the mark, mentally speaking.
Man, I wish Towa would give us some Senzu Beans that we could grow on New Salda. That would be great.To bad the fucking Time Patrollers would come in and blow up the garden when nobody was looking.
>>3056144>the last thing ace will remember from this fight is karn screaming in his face, commanding him to die as his body breaks in half, and the overwhelming fear that came along with itWew lad, you just got BOY'd
>>3056231What we need to invest in is a time traveler proof farm area made so we can grow them without that pink skank bothering us.
>>3056206I like to imagine karn's gigantic fist embedded itself into her stomach and protruding out from her back like that hilarious piccolo vs. 17 fight, and then her getting shot off into the distance team rocket style.>“NYYYAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa-!!”
>>3056267Knowing her physiology, I wouldn't put it past her. Or if she did it like that to get a feel for fisting by a real man. Or because she saw the show on the base's interdimensional tv and wanted to do the joke.
>>3056144You don’t hesitate, reaching out with one hand and grabbing the android’s entire arm.“Oh no you do-!” Puddin shouts, but you’re no longer there. You’re back in the safety of Towa’s lab. You sigh out as the demonic form fades, dropping to a knee as a wave of exhaustion hits you. You can’t remain upright, falling forward as your strength plummets. But instead of falling to the ground, you and Future Chaya are both caught in Raven’s power. She lays you down as your body shrinks and returns to normal, then lays your daughter beside you. You don’t have the strength left to even keep your eyes open, the last sight you see is Towa holding the spear Godsend. Darkness takes you.“-addy? Daddy, wake up.” you hear a voice calling you from seemingly far away. You have to struggle to open your eyes, but when you do you see Future Chaya, Raven and Towa all looking down at you worriedly.“Hey kiddo.” you say, even your voice sounding tired. “Sleep good?”“DADDY!!” she shouts, pouncing on you. You feebly embrace your older daughter, Raven and Towa sighing out. Towa rises to her feet, then thumps you on the head with Godsend’s buttcap.“You moron.” she says, your head ringing from the blow. “Do you have any idea how dangerous that stunt you pulled was?!”“Which one?” you ask her confused, Towa sighing as she grabs the bridge of her nose.“Do not attempt to combine those powers again.” she says sternly, bending over and shaking a finger in your face. “You only achieved it by emptying the Bloodstone, and even then the energy consumption almost killed you! You’ve been down for three days now, I was starting to wonder if you were ever going to wake up!”“Three days?” you ask, confused as Future Chaya gets off of you, tears in her eyes.“I was so worried.” she says, you gently wiping the tears from her eyes. “I thought I was gonna lose you all over again.”“I promise I won’t go down that easy.” you say, rising up only to see several different wires hooked up to you, as well as an IV. You look to Towa, who begins unhooking you. Once free you get up, realizing you’re in an unfamiliar bed and stand up. Only to realize that you’re not wearing anything. You look to Towa with an eyebrow raised, the demon princess’s cheeks reddening just a bit. “So, did you help Raven yet?”“Not yet, we were both trying to make sure you would recover first.” Towa says, quickly regaining her composure. She then turns to Raven, the young witch gulping. “Are you ready to begin?”“Ye....” she stammers, then takes a calming breath and looks Towa in the eyes. “Yes.”https://youtube.com/watch?v=uhUzEqBtLwU-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 66 End-
>>3056316Hey GD, will Ace dream of nuclear sheep?https://youtu.be/-GquUmqZRq0?t=29
>>3056316Good timing, Puddin seemed a tad pissed
>>3056316And that’s it for this episode, everyone enjoy the ride? Ready to get back into your training, and finally face down the Arbiter? Enjoy discovering a bit more of your power and what you can do, and power you have yet to reach on your own? All this and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest!
>>3056323Hell yeah, thanks for running GD.
>>3056323This just shows that by the time Arby comes, we can break him, and blushing Towa is cute
>>3056323did we give ace trauma
>>3056316>“You moron.” she says, your head ringing from the blow. “Do you have any idea how dangerous that stunt you pulled was?!”>“Which one?” you ask her confused, Towa sighing as she grabs the bridge of her nose.also this bit cracks me up. the fact we have to ask that...
The only part I regret over this session is making Future Chaya Cry and lossing out on the Bloodstone Energy for our Arbiter fight.
>>3056323This one was crazy, man. I can't believe it all went down with so few issues. The dice gods were merciful, i guess. Gotta wonder how the boy is going to feel about this encounter though.Doesn't even get close to karn, who then proceeds to kill multiple gods before completing the task he was sent to stop karn from completing, but not before going full retard and snapping in half the spine of their best warrior, just because he touched his daughter.Goddamn. Way to fail hard.
This is going to result in the most bullshit parallel quest ever.>Stage hazards in the form of the gods>Have to fight Berserk Dragonforce, can't actually hurt it without specific special techniques or utilizing the stage hazards>Have to fight Bloodstone-enhanced Supervillain Berserk Karn>He has a grapple super-move that WILL one-shot you, and he zooms across the map lightning fast and homes in on you to pull it off>There may or may not be a version of this quest where Karn never handed godsend off to Raven, so he uses it himself in the fight
>tfw people are hype about breaking the Ace>but I'm wondering just how much collateral damage Karn just caused by going supernovaI guess now Chronoa needs to use a wish to ask for a warrior specifically to be able to grow strong enough to beat Karn because damn.
>>3056316Goddamn, towa's just a cutie. Look at that face.
>>3056337Who knows, maybe Chaya and/or towa will help recharge the bloodstone since we did such a good job out there
>>3056337We can probably get Chaya to give us a refill on the Bloodstone before we head home.
>>3056339Ohhhh, the rapey cheaty bullshit is tickling my nuts juuuuust right picturing this. Thank you.>>3056341We need a small epiologe of the Elspeth and the Catman, along with a view of whatever the fuck the gods call a triage center for the mangling we handed them on a emerald platter.
>>3056346Maybe we should dedicate a day or two to just constantly pouring as much energy into as we can while ascended, with break to meditate and recover our energy. With karn and meloka together, we should be able to charge it back up a hell of a lot.Or, and hear me out on this... oh hell, i think i just figured a way to train legendary.So we go berserk, right? And we focus on one singular task. Pouring it all into the stone. Keeping our energy as low as possible while retaining the transformation.If we can meditate like that, we'd pour an absolute double fuckton of energy into it, and gain more control over berserk by spending lots of time in the form, just like our other normalization training methods!
>>3056359...he may be onto something
>>3056359My god, GET THE NERDS, WE HAVE A PLAN!
>>3056346Towa probably shouldn't touch it. The guardian has already outright stated that bloodstone + magic = badKarn can only use it safely because he doesn't know shit about magic.
WHAT IS OUR ZENKAI BOOST!?
>>3056359>yfw the stone turns green and starts punching things like some horrid little angry super-powerful hard candy
>>3056359I like the idea....my only worry is possibly overloading the Bloodstone.
>>3056377Eh.....It'll be fine. Probably.>>3056375This might happen at worst.
>>3056320Ha.>>3056322She didn’t want it to end yet.>>3056326Of course. Always my pleasure.>>3056330You’ll have two months to train. Use them wisely.>spoilerYes.>>3056331You’ll have to wait and see.>>3056335It was fun to write.>>3056337She is very worried for you when going on these missions. She doesn’t want to lose her daddy a second time. And losing the Bloodstone’s stored power did lessen your chances against the Arbiter. However, if you’d have tried that without using it you wouldn’t have even gotten a single attack in before collapsing.>>3056338Karn didn’t kill them, but he was the first in that timeline to wound any of them. They’ll now have a serious fear of mortals, aka Zamasu.>>3056339It will be insanely difficult.>>3056341>how much collateralLuckily for Theros you were high in the sky and at the edge of the world, else it would have caused severe casualties.>>3056342She was embarrassed for two reasons.>>3056346>>3056353Possible.>>3056359There is a downside to this plan, which Karn felt when he used the stone this time. You poured so much ki into yourself so suddenly, that had you NOT gone Berserk you could have exploded.>>3056370You’ll see next time! You have to recover before going back to your own timeline.
>>3056392>Tfw you just remember sayians after gettnig a massive fuck huge boost of power can then naturally fight at that level.Ohno.
>>3056392Do you HAVE to drain the whole thing every time you use the stone?I don't remember that being an issue...
>>3056392So we gave the entire pantheon Heliod's paranoia, eh, after what he was about to do that was going to happen regardless at some point.We can fight Puddin all out later when we can handle not exploding.>However, if you’d have tried that without using it you wouldn’t have even gotten a single attack in before collapsing.Expected and drained just because of that. If we didn't BTFO 3 gods it could be easier. Still, no kill like making sure the enemy never walks again.>She was embarrassed for two reasons.She looking at our junk and ULTIMATE Dad bod?>You’ll see next time! You cock tease.>>3056396Eh, we just broke his spine and flashfried him.
>>3056412I'm talking about us, not fucking ace
>>3056392Also, is towa at least happy with getting her shiny new spear?Karn do good?time nest/towa's hideout aftermath omake when?
>>3056413>We roided up and killed some of our life maiming gods.Fixed>>3056414Eh, really want to hear fearfull gods talking about the green monkey dragon of doom. But cute Adult Chaya time and "Aunty Towa" is good too.
>>3056420Could just make it an "everywhere aftermath" omakewew, karn really stirred shit up this time, huh?
>>3056392>We probably initiated some sort of mortal extermination plan on the part of an entire pantheon of gods.Uh....oops?
>>3056396Would be nice if our base PL finally got out of the weakling range, but I doubt GD would let us increase our power that easily.
>>3056396Chaya realized she needs to push harder, she’d gotten complacent in her training.>>3056405No, not a have to. However, Karn still isn’t exactly proficient in using it yet.>>3056412To handle that power on your own for as long as you did, without draining an outside source of power like the Bloodstone, you’ll need to train your base form to several magnitudes higher.>You cock tease.You’re welcome.>>3056414We’ll see what happens. I’ve got so many ideas I’m not sure which I want to write first.>>3056426>wew, Karn really stirred shit up this time, huh?Oh certainly. This battle will have far-reaching consequences.>>3056430It sucks for those on Theros, but thankfully the gods are bound to the realms of Nyx/Theros.
>>3056440So GD, is there any way to speed up our base PL gains? Because I feel like they're the one things that's really been holding us back lately, especially with the Gravity Chamber useless to us until Freeza's techies can upgrade it moar. We've got all these forms and abilities we could unlock that we're being held back from because our PL's too low to properly utilize them, even though we work on our base PL literally every training session we can.
>>3056522Yeah, sometimes it feels like powerlevel gain is abysmally slowBut that might be because I'm comparing it to canon's growth rates
>>3056522>is there any way to speed up our base PL gains?Several. You currently have access to a few different ways to do that. However, simply increasing raw gravity is not an option, and your body has adapted to your usual training regimens.>>3056533Considering Goku at Kaio-Ken x? was 180,000, then a single zenkai later his base was 3 million, yeah. Canon pl’s went full retard in the Freeza saga.
>>3056547>Several. You currently have access to a few different ways to do that.Could you, uh, clue us in? Because other then gravity training, all I can think of is beating ourself up over and over for Zenkai gains, and you said that we've get diminishing returns over time from Zenkai boosts if we tried that. The show basically just did either Gravity Training or training with weights, and if they ever did anything else we never saw it. And while I suggested we commission some weighted training equipment to wear during Gravity Training as a substitute until we can raise the Gravity Chamber's upper limits, you said that we wouldn't have time to whip anything like that up before the Arbiter battle so I gave up on it.
>>3056562Couldn't hurt to ask Towa and Future Chaya while we've got time. Or maybe it could?
>>3056562Hyperbolic time chamber? Go as deep as we can where gravity is nuts and let loose?
>>3056567Fucking with time like she does, there's no way towa doesn't have something like a hyperbolic time chamber.We do need to at least send a message back to meloka that we're fine along with raven if we're going to be staying with towa for a while, though.
>>3056562Reread the last sentence of my reply, that’s my hint.>>3056571>Fucking with time like she does>send a message backYou’ll return the moment you left, as if you were never gone.
>>3056547So exactly what was our Berserk + Bloodstone Enhanced + Demon Seal Form's Power Level?
>>3056583So we need to change up our training regimen, huh? I propose we try training next to a black hole. That'll really change things up.
>>3056583...So towa's whole base is a goddamn hyperbolic time chamber.We could train here for like, a year.She must even have training facilities, if chaya's been able to get that strong.
>>3056583...Change up our usual training regimen? We already exercise, spar and such though, not really sure what else we'd do.
>>3056611Energy control is probably important.
>>3056547>Considering Goku at Kaio-Ken x? was 180,000, then a single zenkai later his base was 3 million, yeah. Canon pl’s went full retard in the Freeza saga.I think the logic behind that was because the kaio-ken will literally rip your body apart. So his organs and muscle tissue are always getting bullied by shitty "god"-techniques.
>>3056586Using the Bloodstone by itself, while you were an Ascended Super Saiyan before going Berserk, you were stronger in that moment than you would’ve been had you been Super Saiyan 3>>3056589The location isn’t what would need to change.>>3056596Not really. But when she sends you back, you’ll return to your own timeline the moment you left.>>3056611You need to learn new ways to work out. Different techniques, methods, etc. Working out the same way every time, despite increasing weight/reps, you will eventually reach a plateau.>>3056624But his power didn’t increase that much after his battle with Vegeta, or during his training on the way to Namek.
>>3056631So since our physical training has reached a plateau, maybe we should focus more on refinement of our control and application of our ki?I feel like adding something that really stresses our control and usage of ki versus just how much of it we can dump out might help increase our gains.
>>3056631Got it. Gauntlet fight. Fight literally every one of our allies, one on one, until either we pass out or we beat Frieza no problem.
>>3056631>But his power didn’t increase that much after his battle with Vegeta, or during his training on the way to Namek.He also didn't go as high then.
So clearly we should starting learning Yoga at X100 New Salda Gravity.
Oh I suggested meditation under max gravity before but I'm not sure if that would improve anything aside from our ki control. We've seen Goku train at King Kais by firing a kamehameha and catching it and I think Krillin doing something similar at Kame House. Piccolo used TK and multi form during the saiyan saga along with meditation.
>>3056660Maybe continuing to try and control legendary plus dragonforce?
>>3056631>Not really. But when she sends you back, you’ll return to your own timeline the moment you left.Why not?It's towa's base, so chronoa shouldn't be able to or otherwise just wouldn't waltz in, right?Time won't pass back home while we're there, right?She should have a place to train in, right?So what's the problem? She won't lend us a room if we ask nicely?This is the perfect opportunity for us. What we've been lacking most over the years is a chance to just sit down and properly train. Even the z-fighters got years between major conflicts, but karn is lucky to get a few months. Karn has always had to pick and choose every little thing, desperately maximizing his chances of survival while throwing away all semblance of refined technique. We could finally have enough time before the arbiter fight to get a proper handle on our berserk form, finally have time to learn better energy control, even have time to get better control over drawing energy from the bloodstone.I want to train with chaya and mira, learn how they fight and train their bodies.I want raven to be able to learn new magic and gain better control with towa.I want to be able to actually hang out with towa and future chaya for a change.Karn would be absolutely crazy not to take this chance if there was even the slightest chance towa would let him hang around for a while.Or, you could just DM fiat all that away.
>>3056631you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
>>3056638It’s plateaued under your current workout techniques. You need to learn new ways of working out to get any real further enhancement in raw power and strength. Atmospheric changes may also be a way forward.>>3056639Ha.>>3056643He didn’t go high against Ginyu either. Even assuming he only quadrupled his base strength from his fight with Vegeta, he would’ve still been at only Kaio-Ken x4 to reach 180,000.>>3056645Ha.>>3056660Meditation is something you need far more practice at before you start adding difficulties.>>3056668Not on any planet you want to keep.>>3056683Time still flows here, at normal speed for the timeline. The flow of time isn’t modified. As for staying, that depends partially on how long you’d want to stay away from most of your friends and family. And partially what Towa would ask of you in return.>>3056684>>3056699Classic.
>>3056716Our own timeline is the one i'm worried about. Time can flow in this one all it likes.If towa can buy us precious time to train, then it's plenty worth doing some work for her in my eyes.
>>3056684Look man, I don't care how big or how ripped your dick is, that doesn't give you the right to post a picture of you swinging it around like a helicopter.
>>3056716Okay I have a great idea then!On top of increased gravity, we thin the oxygen in the chamber and drop the temperature drastically.If we can even survive in those conditions, the gains we make when we get back to a normal climate will be great.
>>3056755So, let's find a frozen insane gravity planet! Maybe with powerful natives to test our strength on.
>>3056716But towa is our friend, and chaya is one of our family members.Would be nice to get to know them better. Spend time with em.
>>3056760I'm sure there's a mountain on New Salda we can train on that'd fit the bill.All we'd need at that point is some badass training weights.Hell, maybe we'll even run into some Polar Wookies or something.
>>3056716>Atmospheric changes may also be a way forward.So we should learn how to exercise with little to no oxygen at far higher gravity levels then we normally train in while wearing the heaviest training outfit science can create along with one of those training masks Joseph and other Hamon users practice in? Gotchu. We'll be bench pressing planets by the end of the year, if it doesn't kill us.
>>3056798Oh yeah, and either lower the temperature hundreds of degrees below freezing or raise the temperature so much that our sweat evaporates the instant it leaves our pores.
>>3056805Or maybe alternate between them every couple of seconds? Yeah, that seems suitably rigorous.
>>3056812thermal shocks a bitch though
>>3056716>He didn’t go high against Ginyu either.Yeah but his body got the shit kicked out of it too. Normally with Goku in charge his body can take mondo overpunishment but with Ginyu at the helm he got bodied because he couldn't do shit with it. In that case it would be like Goku is a guy who knows how to work out so he can get his body to do more, better but Ginyu just learned what a sit-up was and he's trying to do olympic level weight lifting. He just hurt himself. The real answer is of course "because fucking writing into a hole derp" but we can reason at it a little bit.
For future training we should:>Find a freezing planet where we can train in low oxygen/high altitude areas>commission someone to make us weighted gear>work on our meditation >continue mastering Berzerk
Going to bed for tonight, just want to say one thing about training for everyone to think on: organic bodies adapt. If you train doing the same thing over and over, even with steadily increasing weights, even a regular human body will adapt. Your muscles learn to workout more efficiently, and you get lesser and lesser returns despite increasing weights. Now think of Saiyans, who can adapt to ANY gravity, and you see where your current problem is. You have to change how you workout, else even when your Gravity Chamber is furthsr increased, the problem will still catch right back up to you, even faster than before.
>>3056919I've already suggested lowered/increased atmospheric pressure, massive temperature swings and pumping poison gas into the room repeatedly.It's just a matter of actually doing it.I still remember you saying the gravity chamber already has a function either for pressure or temperature, i don't remember which.
>>3056923>pumping poison gas into the roomBodies, and lungs in particular, don't adapt to toxins like that.At best Karn would lose braincells and his lungs would have enough scar tissue to resemble off-road tires in texture.
>>3056926Yeah, venom tolerance definitely isn't a thing. Humans have never developed immunities to snake or spiderbites before.
>>3056927Isn't there a distinction between poison and venom?
>>3056927I don't think flooding the room with poison gas is the best method of training is all.
>>3056932Not really. They're both natural toxins, and one can be the other.Venom is injected, while poison is eaten or absorbed through the skin/open wounds.
I feel like the longer we brainstorm, the more GD gets paranoid about somebody seeing his notes
>>3057048I'm more paranoid about not getting dubs
I feel that it's time that Karn gets on whatever internet equivalent Vox can provide him so as to look up some other training methods. The knowledge is out there we just have obtain it and utilize it.
>>3057048brb gonna infiltrate GDs house and read his notes
>>3057073Let's have an arc where Karn browses space /fit/
>>3057097>Karn starts a thread>"Hey /fit/, I'm having trouble getting any good gains with my current regimen. ">After a slew of advice Karn posts physique pics at an anon's requests>thread explodes and gets stickied after people find out Karn's on the board
>>3057106That would actually be kinda funny, PTOs best warrior short of their leader browses space 4chan to get tips on getting fitter. If he can weaponise that autism he would become unstoppable.
>>3057106>Bullshit, that dude is so fucking jacked he wouldn't need any advice from you freaky alien genotypes >>says the guy who figuratively and literally sucks dicks for a living>M A N L E T>You guys sure do talk about dudes a lot.>i can bench 700 ponds easy
>>3057256>i can bench 700 ponds easy>How many fucking fish can you squat brother?
>>3057112and this, is to autism EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
>>3057256>"i heard Frieza can change forms, why doesn't he change into a taller form? Does he like being a manlet?">"How do I get a shredded qt3.14 saiyan gf?">"Cooler killed my fucking family, call him a bitch for me">"post pics of Melokas abs pls">"CHAYA A CUTE">"What the fuck do you eat to get so fucking massive?"
>>3057256>freaky alien genotypesis it sad that i JUST realized that that stands for FAG
>>3057308Yes, yes it is, but you are pretty dumb, and there are people here dumber than that. Sometimes it helps having it written it out.
What are some things we can do to make this Parallel Quest harder? Keep in mind these can be done individually or, if you're fucking insane, lumped together>Supervillain Berserk Dragonforce>Supervillain gods?>Supervillain planeswalkers?>Meloka brought instead of Karn, so you have an absolute clusterfuck of hyperlethal bullet hell to deal with>Meloka WITH Karn, so you have both of them to deal with and raven supporting them in the background
>>3057334>Parallel Quest where Meloka went with Karn and Raven>Gets double pissed at seeing her baby girl go down>Starts chasing around everyone with energy blades like a blender that screams bloody murder
>>3057334Wait, we never did Demon Berserk Dragonforce. Only regular Berserk Dragonforce....would our dragon get giant arm spikes?
>>3057369anon we need to go further
What about weighted clothing and weights with the Gravity Chamber as training.
>>3057387Thats more of the same as what we've been doing, and we're getting diminishing returns from it. Saiyans are very good at adapting to great weights and gravity, so it wont do much to just up the intensity. We need to try something different than what we've been doing.
Why don't we ask some of our friends for advice on training?I know the Joestars in particular have some tools that'll definitely help us.
>>3057396Also we should probably ask The Guardian for his thoughts on our training as well.We could also ask King Cold or Bardock about their regimines as well. We still owe Bardock AND Frieza a rematch.
>>3057106imagine when other boards catch wind that Karn was there>/k/omando asks what he tought of the covenent weapons>"they have a nice sound when they break">/k/ face when he shows the Battle droids>/k/ face when he shows the Guardian's lightsaber
>>3056724You could have time. But it may have unintended side-effects.>>3056755Thinning the oxygen could be a great way to train.>>3056769It could be.>>3057048Ha.>>3057097>>3057106>>3057112>>3057256>>3057269>>3057302Kek.>>3057334Meloka showing up is the special finish.>>3057369Wouldn’t advise trying that with anything you value nearby.>>3057396>>3057397They may have useful insights, especially the Guardian.
>>3057334>Impossible difficulty: you must avoid thinking that CHAYA A CUTE.
>>3057502So GD, are we by any chance gonna get any Zenkai boosts some time soon? Because we’ve gone a few ass-kickings now without one, and I was wondering if you’d just forgotten, or if we’d stopped deriving benefits from Zenkai, or what.
>>3057575He mentioned next thread, after Karn recovers.
>>3057520>enter PQ>loseWhy?>>3057575Yes. The next zenkai will be for both the Boros fight, and the Time Breaker mission. It will be a quite noticeable boost.
>>3057593Ah, alright, thanks.
>>3057599You’re welcome. I’ve been tracking Zenkais, and did one with a roll myself off-screen. This next one will be a player-rolled zenkai, so we’ll see what it ends up being.
>>3057616how exactly do we break through LSSJ to LSSJ2 and Primal? is it based on our control over Berserk, PL or both? and how far away are we from breaking those milestones
>>3057626Pretty sure SSj4 requires us to have a PL high enough we can hold gold oozaru for more then a second without passing out and then we have to regain concious control of ourself.
>>3057626As far as LSSJ 2, we’ll probably just need to raise our base power level a lot, then have an emotional outburst while Berserk. For SSJ4, we’d also need a higher base power level, so we can maintain Golden Oozaru for a length of time that’s sufficient to regain control of our consciousness and, assumedly, get bombarded with those Blutz waves or whatever.
>>3057626>Legendary Super Saiyan 2You’re more likely to unlock Super Saiyan 4/Primal Saiyan first, with the powerlevel needed for that to happen.>PrimalYou can start trying to make progress on that form now, especially with Future Chaya there to help. Or at least progress on controlling Golden Oozaru.>>3057641This. However, controlling Oozaru will be easier for Karn than it was for Goku, a child with no experience controlling an Oozaru.
>>3057626Well for LSSJ2, I assume we'd need to actually get full control of Berserk and master it.As soon as we can control the energy output and make the form stable, that should be easy.
>>3057626I think we're a long ways off from reaching LSSJ2, and as for Primal, GD said once before that we'll need a minimum PL of 10 Million to achieve that form. So I don't think we should worry about those forms for a while.
>>3057742>You can start trying to make progress on that form now, especially with Future Chaya there to help.This is one of the things I want to do if we end up staying with Towa for a year or two.
Eh, I'm all for learning how to control the Golden Oozaru now, since we would have Future Chaya around to kick our ass if we lost control.In our timeline, if we lost control of the Golden Oozaru, I don't think that anyone could stop us.
>>3057742Furthering control of berserk is also possible here with chaya to reign us in.
You know, the stronger the person you train with the better gains you receive. Maybe we could see if we can train with Future Chaya for maximum gains.
>>3057981I think Mira is more our speed desu
>>3057790>for a year or twoUnfortunately that long of a stay will not be possible. You could get a few months to train in her timeline, at the most. Staying further would have disastrous consequences.>>3057879>>3057974Training for Golden Oozaru or Berserk will be an option.>>3057981Who else would you train with?>>3058131Mira would more than likely “accidentally” kill you.
>>3058194right he yan and sees us a treat to his waifu
>>3058194How close are we to reaching Calvo?
>>3058208...hwat?>>3058229No. Bad anon. Don’t make me get the spray bottle.
>>3058275Karn Negro (100% full power shadow gravity) when
>>3057593>Why?But there is someone who could win. CoolerTruly the biggest and smelliest of shits.
>>3058275miras totally yandere and sees us as a threat that would NTR his waifu towa
>>3058275On a more serious note, will trunks be attempting the new parallel quest?I'm sure ace will. He'll probably do it a thousand times over.Goddamn, i really, really REALLY want an aftermath omake so i can see everyone everywhere's reactions to everything that just went down, because that shit was crazy. I want it more than i want to continue the quest this weekend.
>>3058300He isnt smart enough to know what a waifu is, we are Towa's focus of lewd thoughts. So Mira never got "that" program yet. Right now he's more akin to a jealous puppy.>>3058275THIS THIS THIS>>3058304I need a Theros god triage and the Time Patrolers dragging Ace's limp body back from having his spine broken. If Trunks and his girlfriend take Ace out for joining the club, then all the better. Pink midget pulling her hair out would also be good. OH, and even Bolas asking everyone nearby he can get his hands on what the fuck happened.
>>3058315take Ace out to drink for joining the club*
>>3058194>Mira would more than likely “accidentally” kill you.That's a great way to piss off Future Chaya, who would stomp his head in instantaneously.
>>3058194>Who else would you train with?Who else could Towa call up?
>>3058329>Who else could Towa call up?Uh, literally anyone for like a minute? Just call up Chuck Norris and ask him for the number to buy a bowflex.
>>3058280Now you’re just fucking with me.>>3058288>Implying he could beat Karn>>3058300>>3058288He certainly doesn’t like you.>>3058304Not for awhile. And Ace will until he eventually wins it.>>3058315We’ll at least see Time Patrol hq.>>3058322And then Towa’d eventually rebuild him.>>3058329Better question.
>>3058329>Who else could Towa call up?Timebreaker Majin Baby Janemba
>>3058347>>Implying he could beat KarnOh not that, just the thinking Chaya not a cute part.Cooler would get his shit stomped so hard his non-existent mother would get bruises on her womb.
>>3058347Awwww, I want to see the bitchy god things we broke cry.
>>3058315>be bolas>be a dragon>be chillin'>life is good>suddenly all of creation begins shaking>feel something i can't even describe, but it's powerful for sure>rush to the location>everyone showing up>three gods just bleeding out on the floor>they're covered in gigantic claw marks, like some celestial bear crawled out of the celestial woods and mauled them>except there is no such thing as a giant celestial bear>nothing else is here>"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED">Nylea coughs up blood and turns to speak>lean in close to hear what she has to say>"m-monkey attack...">mfwReminder, chimps will rip your face off.
>>3058347>Now you’re just fucking with me.Negro is spanish for black, so I think he may be sincere. Just this once.
>>3058365It's from this. calvoposting spread out into other threads, including hajime no ippo.
>>3058374That's a big ol' yikes from me.
>>3058347>Not for awhile. And Ace will until he eventually wins it.Ohoho, gonna need more senzu for that kind of training.I can't wait for the moment when trunks wakes up and finds out karn snapped ace's spine in half.100% guaranteed trunks won't have the balls to attack future chaya when karn is around.
>>3058304You know, it would be pretty neat to see the TP actually putting together a special forces team to try and tackle the unique threat that Karn poses instead of just training up their strongest Saiyan and hoping everything works out.Maybe even base them around some of the min/max builds that were present in DBXV? I know there was at least one dude who built up a Namekian build that was practically impossible to kill if you came across it in a random time patroller appearance in a PQ due to the unique equipment/Z-souls that activated constantly.
>>3057742Gunna level with you, I’m way more into Primal than I am Legendary. I’m super fucking hyped for the idea of having Primal, and maybe, just fucking maybe, popping it for Arbie.
>>3058577legendary is some good shit, but primal is that REAL good shit.There's no way we can achieve it by the arbiter fight, but i'm eager to use it as well. Until then, we're stuck with legendary as our ultimate form.
>>3058580Hey, you never know! If Towa let’s us stick around long enough, get enough training in, we might be able to manage it! Especially with Chaya helping us our.
>>3058580But primal legendary is the real GREAT shit.
>>3058349Your Towa doesn’t have access to a fighter of that level.>>3058351Ha.>>3058352Probably won’t be revisiting there. Not until you’re far stronger, at least.>>3058363Not quite, but kek. Encountering Bolas is not recommended, as he can unmake you.>>3058365Probably no->>3058374Fuck.>>3058407He attacks it with the determination only a frustrated player can have.>>3058558>a special forces teamWhat do you think that squad of patrollers you encountered in alternate timeline Big Gete Star was for?>practically impossible to kill>impossibleHe doesn know of the max level human Oozaru-slayer build.>>3058577It will not happen by then, unfortunately. You could make progress towards having Golden Oozaru as a powerful last resort, but Primal is still far too far away.>>3058584There are limits to how long you can stay without risking SKoT discovering her base.
>>3058577Well, eventually we’ll get Primal Legendary, which will be the coolest thing ever. Probably gonna need a big base PL to pull it off though. And a bunch of strong fighter to keep us occupied till we can regain control in Emerald Oozaru.>>3058584Eh, eager as I am to unlock Primal as well, our base PL is just way too low for us to access it. We might be able to raise our base PL high enough, with access to whatever training facilities Chaya’s used to get so monstrously strong for a few months, but training ourself to control Golden Oozaru would be a whole other kettle of fish (Though all the training we’re putting into improving our mental discipline for controlling Berserk will probably make it much easier to control Golden Oozaru, when the time comes).
>>3058695Thats fine, I just want their reactions to us BTFO three of their gods, and the various powers that be hearing we did essentially song related. I am not saying go back to finish them...yet.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
>>3058695Also those jokes were supposed to be the spec ops team to deal with us? Did Chorona eat some of her own cooking before picking them?
>>3058695>There are limits to how long you can stay without risking SKoT discovering her base.DID THAT LITTLE BITCH LEAVE A TRACKER ON US.....wait a second. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
>>3058695Yeah, people don't seem to know how insane Nicol Bolas actually is. A dragon that can use many different mana types, basically specializing in screwing other types of plane hopping spellcasters, who is also at least at the level of an old type planeswalker. One that can survive being beheaded and be a universal threat.
>>3058717Hubris is his only weakness and he seems to even have failsafes for that.
>>3058700Probably not. Because that would be giving away too much of future encounters too early.>>3058705The first encounter they weren’t too impressed with you and Meloka’s strength, and didn’t take you seriously. And unlike you, they weren’t allowed to kill you either. Boss’s orders. Would further damage the timelines.>>3058709Not quite.>>3058717On a scale of BOI to Zeno, his threat level is NOPE!>>3058720His failsafe’s failsafe has a failsafe. Which was his real plan all along.
>>3058732Yep. I've played magic for a while, love the lore. Happy that Grand has added it, but for the love of everything ever...just take a minute before you poke at the Bolas. If Urza's head could be considered a threat...beware the Bolas.
>>3058732Awwww, fine. But i want a good exposition for our god maiming.>The first encounter they weren’t too impressed with you and Meloka’s strength, and didn’t take you seriously. And unlike you, they weren’t allowed to kill you either. Boss’s orders. Would further damage the timelines.You know, first time the boi would get something right by telling them to not underestimate us. Figures he couldn't put the fear of Karn in them.>Not quite.Then is it because she might notice we aren't where we are "supposed" to be, and starts a search?
>>3058732>implying his real plan wasn't to have his failsafe fail to overcome the enemy's failsafe which was in itself a failsafe set in place a millennia ago by Bolas to stop his own, other failsafe from failing against a completely different threatWe're all playing Chess while Bolas is playing 3d backgammon.
>>3058753noy ou think to small, hes playing Paradox Poker with tzzech and Creed
>>3058739>>3058753Karn is to stupid to not fuck up his failsafes by accident.
>>3058695>>a special forces team>What do you think that squad of patrollers you encountered in alternate timeline Big Gete Star was for?he said special forces not 'special' forces
Is there a reason Towa isn't handpicking strong warriors from our timeline the instant before we kill them to build up her own task force?I'm sure having even just a small squad to run small missions would be a big help for her.
>>3058753Yeah, don't fuck with Old School Planeswalkers. They're of the "Literally Omnipotent" class of shit. Luckily there aren't many of them.
>>3058739Fighting Bolas is top 10 bad ideas.>>3058744They were a bunch of cocky punks when you fought them. But seeing you recently, well... SKoT’s rules of engagement for you have changed>>3058753All according to plan.>>3058956Fucking dammit, that’s a good one.>>3059022>strong warriorsLike who?
>>3059039Didn’t they get, like, nerfed or something by the universe? Or am I remembering that wrong? Never been super into MtG.>>3059131>Like who?Godzilla is clearly the superior choice. Though she’d probably have trouble fitting him into her facilities. Killua maybe? That might have been before we started running into her though. Our poor, unfortunate Brute Bro? But yeah, picking a task force from among people who would hate one of your primary agents doesn’t really seem like a very good strategy.
>>3059131>SKoT’s rules of engagement for you have changedI'm still amazed she hasn't tried even once to get on karn's good side.I still remember you saying she was once trying to figure out how to get karn to work for her, but in the end all stupid midget bitch ever did was send people to kill our family.How about you use some of that magic to help our friend's PTSD, huh? Or send someone to help up fend off the gigantic army coming to slaughter our people?No? Just gonna sit on your ass and fucking watch?Gee, i wonder why we don't like you. Cunt.You know what she did the when we first met? Right after her errand boy tried to kill our wife?She asked us to do something.Without explaining why. Without giving us a reason. Without giving us anything in return.She just gave us an order, like we already belonged to her.She's lazy, impulsive, incompetent, fucking EVIL and a terrible cook. The lives of trillions mean nothing to her unless there's someone useful to her in that timeline. She thinks nothing of erasing everyone, innocent or otherwise. It's no wonder time is so fucked up with her in charge.If you've screwed the pooch hard enough for a new timeline to be born, it's your duty to nurture and stabilize it, not to destroy it unless you can find a useful lackey inside.You'd think a kai who's caused so much death would be executed. Zamasu was.Is that the only difference? Do you have to act the part? If we pretend to be a friendly little goodie two-shoes, will we be untouchable?Really, really not liking chronoa here.good job GD, it's honestly amazing how you've turned around the good, innocent character of someone we've barely interacted with to such a degree, with just a few lines of dialogue and a simple change in perspective
>>3059241>a terrible cookIt's funny because this might be an actual serious flaw to have in sayian society.
>>3059241Zamasu did nothing wrong.We should set him to kill Chronoa for incompetence if we can prevent him going Zero Ningen Plan after we meet him.
>>3059335oh lawd that would be fun
>>3059266>It's funny because this might be an actual serious flaw to have in sayian society.All you have to do is be able to cook meat rare.HOW IS THAT EVEN HARD.
>>3059182>But yeah, picking a task force from among people who would hate one of your primary agents doesn’t really seem like a very good strategy.It rarely is.>>3059241>I’m still amazed she hasn’t tried even once to get on Karn’s good side.She couldn’t directly help because that would be changing the rules, and she’d “be no better than that criminal Towa.”>spoilerThank you.>>3059266She’s such a bad cook, one bite of her pudding kept GOKU out of a fight with his then-strongest opponent yet for the fate of the Earth.>>3059335Zamasu did plenty wrong. But removing useless fucks like Shin wouldn’t have been bad if he planned ahead and trained someone to replace them. Also, this future is entirely possible.
>>3059654>She couldn’t directly help because that would be changing the rules, and she’d “be no better than that criminal Towa.”>welp now we know here alignment: lawful stupid.
>>3059654Oh boy Karn Black... wonder how trippy that would be for Meloka. Two Karns....
>>3059717>Karn Black goes to kill Meloka with a sneak attack>Looks down>There's an energy blade lodged into a nonvital part of his gutShe thought it was impromptu training. It's nothing Karn couldn't handle anyways.
>>3059674As if you couldn’t already tell.>>3059717She’d be able to tell the difference. And unlike Chichi/Goten, she’ll actually be able to defend herself.>>3059736>impromptu trainingShe’s not Gohan and we’re not Piccolo
>>3059797>She’s not Gohan and we’re not PiccoloOkay we'll call it foreplay then. How else do you warm up before coitus?
>>3059797since we befriended Freeza, could we also befriend Zamasu? In a "please don't erase mortals, just kill and replace useless gods with competent ones" sorta business partnership?
>>3059878>tldr dont take it out on the grunts when its the middle level management thats fucking incompetent
>>3059878I don't think so. Zamasu is pretty hell bent on erasing mortals from reality because of their cyclic behavior that doesn't seem to change.The most tolerant version of Zamasu is when he trains the time patroller in DBXV2, and only because he senses divine Ki in that person. Though Zamasu comes to respect and perhaps even like that one individual, that only extends so far as to consider them as a minor deity that can work under him as a subordinate. Everyone else is beyond redemption and deserves nothing but death.
>>3059803Kek.>>3059878You’re more likely to befriend Cooler. Zamasu’s>>3059903That Zamasu thinks he can persuade the time patroller into following him instead, especially since that patroller is a “new” deity, and not one of the useless deities that does nothing.
But Karn is already a god, Zammy-boy. The god of Gains.
So how concerned is the Supreme Kai of Jobbers about the fact that we just BODIED her strongest warrior, not long after we got done tearing three gods new assholes?
>>3059992To be technical, two gods and tore the tits off a goddess. Poor bitch didnt know how to train them to resist our grip. Not that she could have without fair warning.
>>3059985Not quite.>>3059992As I said, her rules for her Time Patrollers engaging you have changed.>>3060030She’s a goddess of the hunt and of forests, but for the first time her prey got the better of her.
>>3060089>As I said, her rules for her Time Patrollers engaging you have changed.rule one: don't
>>3060089Ya know if she was smart, she'd take a hostage.Something to gain leverage on us.
>>3060093That, good sir, is how you get the top position on Karn's shit list. It's not a place you want to be
>>3060093have you SEEN what happens when karns family is in danger. it NEVER ends well for anyone
>>3060095Certainly didn't work out for Demongo when he tried to use Leyas and Sarada against Karn
>>3060094>>3060095Well I don't count on SKoT being smart enough to think that far ahead.Besides, it is a sound plan if you can somehow get the hostage in a place Towa can't get into.
>>3060089>She’s a goddess of the hunt and of forests, but for the first time her prey got the better of her.That's a funny way to call a rampaging dragon monkey bitchslapping her brothers like ragdolls.>>3060094>Ya know if she was smart, she'd take a hostage.And that is a funny way to say suicide. Boi, out of everyone there, would be the first to put his foot down saying that is the single, dumbest, dangerous, and counterproductive thing there is......Unless that would be the event where he uses Towa's button to give Karn an in so he doesnt kill them all.
>>3060100>tfw you hide a hostage in a rift in space and time that cannot ever be accessed by anyone ever>tfw you now have the most pissed off dragon-warrior in history literally punching through the fabric of dimensions to kick your ass
>>3060093>SKoT kidnaps little Chaya>New PQ: Karns rampage in Toki Toki City
>>3060107>While the screams of terror, unadulterated and unfiltered rage, and explosions. Chaya is with Hyoka.>The two are currently in a bunker house on the outskirts of the city, through tons of soundproofing, watching interdimensional Disney channel.>Trunks is there too apologizing profusely to the tiny angel.>Chaya proceeds to huff, float up to his head, and pats him saying it's okay, "If daddy says he can forgive enemies for doing their job, she can too.">Trunks just stares at her as she floats of to be cute on the couch and watch tv, Hyoka feeling oddly broody at the tiny blackhole of cuteness.>While they aren't paying attention he walks into the hallway, and starts softly banging his head, holding Towa's button in his hand. Thinking, 'what am i doing with my life.'>Pink Midget panicking noises intensify outside.
QM UPDATEThree full posts in on this week’s epilogue, this time we’ll see things during and after that battle from the perspective of the boi.>>3060091Kek.>>3060093She may not be bright, but even she’s not THAT dumb.>>3060095>>3060097This.>>3060102Trunks would certainly oppose any such poorly thought out plan.
>>3060133>Trunks would certainly oppose any such poorly thought out plan.>Trunks' reaction to hearing someone suggest kidnapping Karn's familyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LSJJeR6MEU
>>3060146I was thinking more along the lines of TFS Trunks asking Krillin what he was thinking after breaking the self destruct button.
>>3060107>Trunks walks into the time nest "hey everybody what's up" he see's little chaya bound and gagged and a little bruised(she kept rolling hundreds until she didn't and karn saw)>Trunks "nonononono" and then he feels something a ripple in space and time like something no someone was pounding on a door>everyone but chaya run outside the pounding getting worse all the while and once everyone's out they see/hear/feel a small crack in space just floating midair>they hear a noise a voice no two faint at first buy growing in time with the crack getting bigger >suddenly two giant four fingered scalely fist burst through grabing the edge and and pushing it wider revealing berserk!dragon force and karn >"chAYAAAAAAAA" and "bOIIIIII">the time patrol"shit"
>>3060146Kek.>>3060154I was thinking the same actually.>>3060197Trunks would use the Towa button to gtfo, literally anywhere would be better than staying there for him.
>>3060214now i'm wondering what it would take to inflict that kind of terror in ace or skot
>>3060233Probably more than we are capable of to be honest.
>>3060197Wait a minute. Dragon force bypasses any defense. ANY.COULD IT PIERCE THROUGH SPACE? THROUGH TIME? THROUGH DIMENSIONS?Hide wherever you wish, it doesn't matter. Karn can break in.Hmmm...even magic likely doesn't stand a chance...What happens of buu's egg is prematurely broken? Without gathering enough energy to open normally. Just pierce through it and scramble the contents.
>>3060301I doubt we can bust through dimensions through sheer force.There may however be someone we can get some tips on that from if GD decides to be a cool guy.
>>3060214Speaking of Ace, once again...That was sure one hell of a different kind of fight for him, huh?I'm sure he's used to losing to Chaya. Maybe he even expected he would, or maybe he thought super saiyan blue would let him pull it off.But in the end, Chaya and Ace's fights are basically friendly bouts. They never REALLY try to kill eachother, and i don't think they even dislike eachother.But Karn? Karn wanted him fuckin' dead. I wonder if he's ever lost to someone who was really, actually trying to kill him. Someone who actually could.To feel your body break in half in the face of that, to be helpless in that moment, that has to have done something to him.Maybe not enough to fuck him up like the boy, but enough to give him a shiver when he remembers it.You can bet he's gonna be hitting the gym hard to make sure nothing like that ever happens again.
>>3060233Those are big players in the universe while the BOI is a secretary, If we want to inflict the kind of terror the BOI feels for us into them we'd need to have our imfamy reach Mechikabura levels and that's a bit too much.>>3060301As for busting through dimensioons, the reason for that happening is more likely to do with Buu's extremely magical nature than with high levels of power, so doing that is unlikely.
>>3060306Also, Ace x Future Chaya is the perfect battle junkie retard shonen protagonist forbidden love, and i approve.
>>3060303Not sheer force. But by intentionally targetting the dimensional barrier.It bypasses defenses no matter how high.
>>3060306I don't think it's the fact that we wanted him dead that fucks with him, it's how fast it happened.Power of literal God's and he got folded like he was nothing by some interloper who was no right to be as powerful as he was in that moment.I'd be having serious confidence issue while my spine healed up if I was Ace.
>>3060313I don't see ace as someone who's confidence would shake that easily.He might be afraid of getting wrecked again, but that would in the end, drive him to train harder to keep it from happening.
>>3060307Dragonforce's stand ability would be doing it, not its sheer power.
>>3060316To be fair, being shaken after getting manhandled like that would be too much of a personality trait for Ace anyways.
>>3060321owch. gonna need a senzu for that one
>>3060233Repeated beatings.>>3060301Space, time, and dimensions don’t really have defenses, so to speak. Magic may not be able to directly stop it, but redirecting/undoing may be possible.>What happens if Buu’s egg is prematurely broken?Depends on the circumstances.>>3060306He hadn’t yet learned to really control that form. However, he thought it was his only shot to end the fight in his favor, before he lost. But using it while as exhausted as he was, his power quickly ran out and you were easily able to defeat him. Had you not interfered, he could have beaten Chaya before running out of power.>But in the end, Chaya and Ace’s fights are basically friendly bouts.Yes. They’ve fought both with and against each other. As for Karn, no. Ace never lost against an opponent seeking only to kill him and make him suffer. It was a paralyzing experience.>>3060309Kek.>>3060313Was an eye-opener. Never underestimate your opponent, especially if they have far more experience than you.>>3060321Sheeeeeeit
>>3060309I also approve of this forbidden romance, I can't even think of anyone else she could pursue anyway.
>>3060345can you imagain how akward the family dinners would be though?
>>3060336>dont really have defensesSure they do. Weak, pitiful defenses in the face of dragonforce.The only issue is finding out how to target it with our stand. But IT might help in wrapping our head around it somewhat.I just want to dragonforce a nigga into another dimension. Or into next week.
>>3060349Send a person to the future where our Karnage Training Program is law?
>>3060349we could try to put it in a mental context of skot is using Space, time, and dimensions etc as a defense by simple keeping us from her like a shield that will fall before dragon force i suppose idk maybe it'll work maybe it won't
>>3060351>fatties rounded up for execution via training programAdapt or die, lardass1000 more pushups before breakfast
>>3060351aku approves of this message
>>3060303>I doubt we can bust through dimensions through sheer force.But a retarded pink asshole can just by screaming. Fucking magic silly putty I swear.
>>3060321Fuuuck, i could feel the heat off that one.
>>3060336>But in the end, Chaya and Ace’s fights are basically friendly bouts.>Yes. They’ve fought both with and against each other. Noooooooo>It was a paralyzing experience.NEW BOOOOOOOI
>>3060351>LOOOOOONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, I KARN, DRAGON OF NEW SALDA, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE TRAINING REGIMENT, BUT A FOOLISH BOY WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE MEHE FAILEDBUT ANOTHER CAMEHE ALSO FAILEDTHIS REPEATED SEVERAL TIMESEVENTUALLY A PINK MIDGET APPEARED SO I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND CAST HER INTO THE FUTURE WHERE MY TRAINING REGIMENT IS LAWSHE DIDN'T RETURN
>>3060485>Sensei Karn, what are my biceps, shoulders, quads, calves, and pecs gonna look like after your regimen?>EXTRA THICC
>>3060491>>3060485You know, if we have to crash and burn this quest, we need to leave our regiment program with our business partner Aku. Jack may be awesome and die, but its the only way to insure the Pink Shit suffers forever.
So how worried should we be about pissing off puddin?
>>3060502its not puddin we should be worried about its her dad
>>3060345>>3060347Lots of one-sided conversations.>>3060363Magic is bullshit, and ignores most if not all the rules you will be bound to.>>3060502See>>3060503You’d have to try really, really hard to get on his bad side. Especially with what he has planned for you.
>>3060706>Magic is bullshit, and ignores most if not all the rules you will be bound to.So clearly we need to learn magic somehow then, so that we may become even more overpowered.
>>3060706This goes back around to why [Dragon Force] is weak on the stand scale. The more definition a stand has, the weaker it is. If Dragon Force's ability was just "Piercing" then it'd be a top tier stand.Currently Karn's in the same position as DIO, the user is really strong and the stand has one really good ability that the user being strong can capitalize on, but it's far from some of the shit the less defined Stands can do.
>>3060736Thats why it lets us damage ANYTHING we hit with it. Such as pussy as gods and a goddess. And Boy's that have no business talking to our baby girl, even if she is a grown woman.
>>3060706Can we become best buds with Dumplin?
>>3060751It's the only way we can defeat the time loli.Two family men joining forces against the powers that be.Karn will have to work on his danny devito impression, though.
>>3060742Yeah, that's the one really good ability I was talking about.
>>3060736I mean, it's more like our Stand is a Stardust Crusaders Stand, rather then being underpowered. It's strong, but in a straightforward way, rather then being some broken af pussy ass reality breaking bullshit like the Stands from later arcs, such as King Crimson or Dirty Deeds. I rather prefer it that way, to be honest. It wouldn't be very fair if we had some vague, absurd power that let us explode opponents on contact or rewrite time or travel between parallel dimensions or what have you, on top of the broken Ki based powers we've already got. Besides, even if our Stand isn't ideally suited to single combat against equal foes, or combatting reality altering Stands, it basically gets an S ranking with regards to how much destructive force it can put out. Berserk [Dragon Force] could have probably cleared out a good portion of the ships that attacked New Salda all by it's lonesome, if we'd went all out with something like Event Horizon or Red Dawn. We can inflict way more damage on a wide scale with our Stand then just about any other Stand that comes to mind is capable of.
>>3060806To be fair, we are really fucking broken, its just in a unobtrusive way. We can kill and maim gods with it.
>>3060719Magic is not something Saiyans have any innate talent for.>>3060736In Dio’s defense, Za Warudo is at least as strong as Star Platinum. And you’ve learned only a little bit about what it can do.>>3060751Who knows? But here’s a question: why has he taken an interest in you?>>3060806This. It doesn’t change your fighting style, it simply enhances what you already do and gives you more options.>>3060816>We can kill and maim gods with itAnd so much more
-i kill everyone-
>>3060907>Magic is not something Saiyans have any innate talent for.>Assuming we'll let not having a natural talent for something stop usWe weren't naturally a LSSJ either, yet we still managed to blunder our way into it with copious amounts of rage and shenanigans. Besides, I'm sure there's some sort of magic we can learn that doesn't rely on having specific genetics or whatever. Even if we don't become great with it, we probably want to at least cover our bases enough that we can detect or defend against basic magic stuff if we get attacked with it. Either that or we devise some sort of antimagic tools or ki based abilities. Don't really want to have to rely on Raven for basic stuff.
>>3060907>why has he taken an interest in you?Because of how we make Towa so wet?
Say hello to the next DBS antagonist
>>3060974Ki can do many things magic can’t, and vice-versa.>>3061011Ha.>>3061034Liam’s true form?
>>3061114>Liam’s true form?More sacrifices would be needed to draw out such magnificence.
QM UPDATEAlmost 6 full posts in on the epilogue, looking for having it out Thursday evening. And soon Chronoa will reveal her second ace up her sleeve. Congratulations anons, Karn has reached the threat level of “In case of catastrophe: break glass.”>>3061349Ha.
>>3061523All you have to do is not be an asshole, chronoa.Still waiting. Any time you're ready.
>>3061523>she thinks she has a counter-measure that'd be enough to stop usJUST GIVE ME A REASON YOU LITTLE PINK SUMBITCH
>>3061547Maybe we should like, send her a message.They're constantly creeping on us, so maybe just paste a message to her all over the ship's walls.Make it clear that we're not unreasonable, that we won't just automatically attack them if they want to talk. That we're open to discussion, if they'll just come over to actually talk instead of fight.
>>3061553>this is interpreted as a trap and loli of stupidity sends a deathweapon at Karn>[Trunks' screams intensify]
>>3061547Seriously, how is somebody who's this incompetent put in charge of something so important?We're definitely gonna have to talk to Whis or Zeno about this down the line.
>>3061523*hits the goku button*
>>3061523Just leave our timeline alone and there will be an end to the horror
>>3061552You’ll have to wait and see.>>3061553>>3061567Ha.>>3061578Seniority? She’s had the job for tens of millions of years, and these problems she’s dealing with now have been around for less than 3.>>3061579Ha.>>3061584>he says, after maiming three gods in another plane of existence
>>3061590>>he says, after maiming three gods in another plane of existenceHey they engaged Karn. Karn didn't just walk up to three gods and say "Ayo where the spear wimmen at?". It was self defense and they have only themselves to blame. I wouldn't blame a wood chipper for killing someone who just jumped head-fucking-first into it.
>>3061590>he says, after maiming three gods in another plane of existenceWe only had to do that because nobody else would help us.It's real simple. Either lend us a hand once in a while, or else we'll have to keep doing odd jobs for your enemy who will. Ask yourself, which causes more issues? Bending the rules that you probably made up yourself and helping one girl overcome her trauma, or letting her friends do it the hard way by gutting three gods and claim a godkilling spear for your archenemy? Think real hard on that. You'd have to be an idiot to pick the wrong one here.Actually, that should be what we write on the posters.
>>3061604>that should be what we write on the posters.>Karn-neto was right
>>3061590>he says, after maiming three gods in another plane of existenceThey could have just left us alone. They have no one to blame but themselves, and soon, the time loli will learn this lesson as well.
>>3061590>>he says, after maiming three gods in another plane of existence>said Gods having picked that fight of their own volitionWE ARE IN THE RIGHT AND YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.
>>3061602True, karn was literally just fucking sitting there and watching, then they started trying to fry us.They got theirs.I feel like we've been here before.Karn's just sitting around, not doing much... then some asshole god comes in and starts antagonizing him, then he's the bad guy for dealing with it.Nobody wants to talk, everybody wants to fight.Well, karn can definitely fight back if that's what they want. Seriously, maybe try talking.>>3061579>Goku shows up>"Hey, you!">"Huh? Oh, hey. You need something?">"You're Karn, right? I hope you're ready for a fight!">"What, you want a match down at the arena? I mean, i guess i've got time...">Chaya shows up, tackles karn in a bear hug>"Daddy! Can we go train now? You promised!">"Sure thing, sweetie. Do you want to go down to the arena? This guy says he wants a match, too.">"You're... not quite how chronoa described you..."
>>3061523>“In case of catastrophe: break glass.”Chronoa invokes a dread curse that transforms all food that Saiyans eat into her own cooked cuisine, thus dooming the Saiyan race to genocide by food poisoning and/or starvation?
>>3061618>"She didn't even mention my kids, did she?">"Kids? You have more than one!?">"Six, 5 related 1 adopted.">"Wow...the way she talked about you I thought you were like my brother for a minute there.">"Your brother? She couldn't have meant Raditz, right?">"That's him!">Karns face whenI feel like we'd probably get along with Goku all things considered, even if his naivete would wear on Karn at times.
>>3061625Sure, he'd be a great training buddy.It's not like karn does anything particularly evil all that often anyways.Even if he did, karn would probably just shug and be like "What?" when goku scolded him.
>>3061628I think Karn understands what he's doing as a conqueror for the PTO. Even if Goku doesn't like what he does, I'm sure Karn would be able to explain in suck a way to him that be understandable and justify his actions somewhat.
>>3061631To be fair, i can't remember the last time karn actually cleansed a world to sell it.He's always busy keeping public order and rescuing people more than anything.Karn is the unjustified aggressor surprisingly rarely.
>>3061634Yeah, I think the last planet we actually took over was at least 5 years back in quest.It's probably for the best anyhow, Karn is too important an asset to waste on something Frieza can just throw mooks or the Ginyu Force at.
>>3061602>>3061604>>3061612>>3061616Well, you did kinda barge in on their world uninvited.>>3061618Goku and Karn interactions could be interesting.>>3061621She’d think she’s blessing the Saiyans, while Karn’d think she’s trying to kill them all.>>3061631Karn picked his side, and he’s stayed with it. He knows he can’t win against the universe by himself, and Freeza proved in the last battle that he’s as there for you as you are for him.>>3061634During the Covenant War, claiming their planets. Or was it when Karn was cleansing Sera and accidentally the entire planet instead of just the living things?>>3061638If my memory serves it was no more than 4 years ago.
>>3061646>Well, you did kinda barge in on their world uninvited.Guy at the door said we were good to go, take it up with him.>Goku and Karn interactions could be interesting.Interactions with Vegeta or Raditz would also be interesting.Also have our kids had any matches against Nappa's yet? I know we're not the only Saiyan getting the population back up.
>>3061649we need to be carful with what moves we use around goku, damn move theif he is. has exactly ONE orginal move, and we have a better version of it.
>>3061652I'd love to see an Instant Transmission contest between the two of us.And while our moves are certainly original in-character, only a few of them are truly Karn's.And even then, they're mostly large explosions with color effects.We've gotta step up our move game anyhow, and now is the perfect occasion to come up with a new trump card technique since our fight with the Arbiter is coming up.We really need to call up Ginyu and train with him so we can formulate a good move against Sangheili anyways.
>>3061646>Well, you did kinda barge in on their world uninvited.Hardly worthy of a death sentence. If they decide to overreact to a non-violent observer, it's their own fault when it bites them in the ass.>During the Covenant War, claiming their planets. Or was it when Karn was cleansing Sera and accidentally the entire planet instead of just the living things?Yeah, i'm sure those worlds totally weren't stolen by the covenant in the first place. Not saying karn's any better, but those fuckers are hardly innocent either.As for sera, that was literally a bomb waiting to go off. That shit could have happened at almost any time.
>>3061662I mean, I don’t think I’ve ever seen the Energy Javelin before in the show, or the Energy Body, or Ki Mines, or the Piercing Fist. Not to mention Event Horizon or Red Dawn.
>>3061662>We really need to call up Ginyu and train with him so we can formulate a good move against Sangheili anyways.Hey, that's not a bad idea.>Call up Ginyu>"Sorry, but this is an order from your superior officer. You're to report to the battledome immediately. I need to... use your body.">"Hey, hey, hey! I'm flamboyant, but not THAT flamboyant!">"You are precisely that flamboyant."
>>3061679>Energy Javelin before in the showBardock threw one at Frieza's deathball before he bit it>Energy BodyPossibly original, but the concept has been knocked around quite a bit in various media>Ki MinesIt's basically just the first step to a Hellzone Grenade>Piercing FistGoku killed King Piccolo with it>Event HorizonThe startup is derivative of the Final Flash, but it's effects certainly are original given that it pulls people into it's blast radius.>Red DawnRed Super Explosive wave, thus meaning it's superior. Still derivative though.This isn't to say I have a problem with Karn's moves or taking inspiration for said moves from established canon.I'm just saying the Arbiter has seen this shit before and we need something to throw him off his game.
ki mines...been a while since we used that, huh? same with kicking up dustclouds and shit. I feel like we used to be a lot more tactical, now we sorta bruteforce/outskill people directly.
>>3061700Riot Javelin, not Energy Javelin. Piercing Fist also is completely different from Oozaru Fist/Penetrate!, as that relies on shooting a beam behind yourself to propel forwards, while Piercing Fist creates a cone of Ki around yourself for protection, while projecting Ki infront of your fist for damage.
>>3061703Ki Mines might still be useful. Dust clouds are kind of useless at this level though, now that most enemies can sense Ki decently well. Being blind doesn't matter worth a shit when they can still sense exactly where you are.