>>3052490
Last time, on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:

After your first Stand battle with Jotaro and Meloka’s victory over Lord Boros, you’d returned to your ship only to learn of the Lin Kuei plot and Silver’s previous association with the organization, then known as Quicksilver. The next day you again came face-to-face with the Arbiter, setting a date and time for the challenge. Once done you began your training, and two months in had your long-awaited rematch with Boros. After a hard-fought battle you emerged victorious, throwing a celebration on your ship. However, Raven wasn’t in attendance, and upon discovering her in her toom you learned of some of the damage her psyche suffered from the Siege of New Salda. As we rejoin Karn, another familiar face has just arrived on the scene.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IkgSOy-S-eU

“I believe I may have a way to help.” Towa says, you both turning to the Demon princess standing between you and the door. Or rather sitting, resting suggestively and floating eye level with you while you’re sitting down.
“You do? I’m in, what do you need me to do?” you ask, undisturbed by her sudden appearance. She’s an ally after all: if it was any other Towa from another timeline, her seal on the back of your hand would be warning you.
“Ohohohoho, of course you’re in.” Towa says, as if there was never a doubt in her mind. “However, yours isn’t the only help I may require...”
“Wait, me?” Raven asks, clearly startled and pointing to herself.
“Of course, you.” Towa says, grinning mischievously at Raven’s obvious discomfort. “Your talents could be the difference between success and failure.”
“I, I don’t-“ she starts, Towa holding up a hand and speaking telepathically to you both.

“I don’t need you to answer right now.” she says calmly. “But if you’re coming along, both of you need to be in the Gravity Chamber in ni-no, ten hours from now. Until then.”

And in a puff of red smoke, Towa vanishes. Raven looks down to her hands a moment, then back up to you. She looks small and vulnerable, especially sitting beside you.

“What should I do?” she asks you.

Well? What’s your advice?
>Come join in this mission with me, it’ll be fun!
>Towa’s gonna do her best to help you, least you can do is help her out in return
>You don’t have to come, but I’d appreciate it if you did
>I won’t tell you what to do, it’s your choice Raven. You’ll have to decide for yourself
>I’d advise you to not go. It being a more difficult mission is fine, if it means the Supreme Kai of Time’s lapdogs won’t start gunning for you too
>I’m not letting you go, it could be too dangerous.
>I’ll take care of this myself, don’t worry about it
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote

>>3052494
>>You don’t have to come, but I’d appreciate it if you did

>>3052494
>I won't force you to come. It's your decision.
>But i want you to know. That woman, Towa... She's a demon. But she's saved mine and meloka's lives multiple times, and she took care of my daughter when i died in another timeline. Even if she's a demon, i think she's a good person. She can probably help you.

>>3052494
>I won’t tell you what to do, it’s your choice Raven. You’ll have to decide for yourself

>>3052497
Switching from this ^
>>3052501
To this ^

Karn may not be able to do everything by himself, but he's got good friends that are willing to help.
It's good to have friends that will help take care of you. i'm sure towa feels the same way
b-baka! i'm just using you, don't get the wrong idea!

>>3052497
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>>3052503
>>3052507
I won’t force you to come plus write in wins it. Interesting, roll me a d100.
DC 25

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3052534

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3052534

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3052534

>>3052546
There's no kill quite like overkill.

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>>3052546
97/10. Quite a convincing argument, writing.

sure is ded in here today
i got shit to do as well desu, i'm building new countertops in my kitchen and posting between breaks, shit's tedious

Oooga booga

>>3052598
I'm sure it'll pick up in a few hours. Personally I just spent the last 16 hours delivering puppies so this couldn't have started at a better time.

Rolled 42 (1d100)

warming up

oh shit i just saw it im here baby

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>>3052494
“I won’t force you to come, Raven. It’s your decision.” you say, turning back to the young witch. She looks up to you unsure, but this isn’t a decision you should make for her. You could, but shouldn’t. “You know she’s a demon, and travels through time. But she’s also saved Meloka’s life several times, and even took in my daughter in another timeline where I died against the Covenant. She was with us at the wedding, remember?”
“Uh-huh.” Raven says, nodding along.
“Towa’s been caring for her for years, raising my daughter when I couldn’t.” you say, remembering how happy Future Chaya was the first time she saw you. “Even if she’s a demon, she’s been good to us. If she says she can help you, I’d believe it. She’s never let me down before.”

At this Raven looks down, seemingly contemplating what you said. You rise to your feet, patting her on the shoulder. She looks up, you smiling down at her.

“Don’t worry, we’ll get your power back.” you say, then turning and walking from her room. You walk back to the Mess Hall, the celebration still in full swing. You find Meloka, and catch her up to speed.
“So, Towa needs you and Raven for another?” she asks, you both watching Ubo and Boros arm wrestle. “So when are you going?”
“About ten hours from now.” you tell her telepathically, the exhausted Boros easily overwhelmed by Ubo’s raw power. “We’re meeting her in the Gravity Chamber, and we’ll be leaving from there.”
“Okay sounds good.” Meloka says out loud, kissing you. “You be safe, you hear me?”
“I will.” you say, the two of you enjoying the celebration as the party begins slowing down. Boros returns to his ship, Ubo helping the inebriated pirate lord. You and Meloka go off to bed, you dropping off to sleep almost immediately. Your body is exhausted from the battle, you sleeping dreamlessly. You wake up sore, body stiff from the beating you took yesterday. From your best guess you’re up a little early, you have time before your meeting with Towa.

What will you do?
>Wake just Meloka, spend time together enjoying the quiet
>Wake your family, eat together before you go on this mission
>Go to the Gravity Chamber alone, warm up a bit before your mission
>Go grab a bite by yourself, enjoy a full meal and some quiet
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote

>>3052657
>>Other(write in)
Talk with Frieza and Vegeta about this telepathically or in person if you can. They are your lord and king yes, but they are also your friends. You need perspective that isn't from your family or someone worried about upsetting you.

>>3052657
>>Other(write in)
Wake Chaya, ask if there's anything she wants us to give to Chaya.

>>3052661
>Chaya, what should I give to Chaya?
>Chaya: @o@

>>3052661
this
prepare for maximum cute
But, wake meloka and have an early breakfast with her and the kids as well.

>>3052661
Hah, this.

>>3052661
Backing, gonna be good.

>>3052661

dis

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>>3052657
>boros think's he's hot shit
>nobody is strong enough to give him a challenge, he grows bored
>decades pass
>one day these little monkeys show up and shatter his armor, but they go down like all the rest
>later, see the same little monkey dude on TV throwing planet busters like it's nothing
>we have a rematch
>his wife wins by tiring him out
>karn almost fucking kills him but saves his life
>goes to hang out on karn's ship afterwards
>loses an arm wrestling match to some dude he's never heard of
Boros' face when

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>>3052659
>>3052661
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>>3052666
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>>3052682
Write in wins it. Interesting, writing

>>3052693
boros will be our vegeta

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>>3052657
You quietly get out of bed and dress, careful to not make enough noise to wake anyone up. You get dressed in one of your trainung suits, and prepare to walk out of the room when suddenly a thought strikes you. You turn to the bed your kids plus Megumin are all sleeping on, grabbing your sleeping daughter in your arms and walking from your room.

“Huh? Daddy?” Chaya asks you groggily as you walk from your room, carrying your daughter with you towards the Gravity Chamber. “Wha’s goin’ onn?”
“Mornin’ kiddo.” you say, smiling at your daughter’s sleepy face. “Sleep good?”
“Mmmmhmmm.” she replies, snuggling into your arms. You walk over to the Gravity Chamber, but before you can open the door you realize it’s currently in use. Extending your senses you feel King Vegeta’s energy, but he isn’t alone. You also sense Emilia Zoldyck. Instead of barging in you focus on Chaya, your daughter yawning in your arms.
“So kiddo, I got a question for you.” you say, Chaya tilting her head and looking curiously up at you. “You remember when you met your older self?”
“Big me?” Chaya asks, eyes lighting up.
“Yeah, big you.” you reply with a chuckle, ruffling Chaya’s hair. “I’m gonna see her again today too, we’re goin’ on a mission. Anything you want me to give her from you?”
“I know!” she says excitedly, wrapping her arms as close to around you as she can. “If I hadn’t seen Daddy that long I’d want a biiiiiig hug!”
“Haha alright, I will.” you tell your daughter, you seeing her eyes suddenly widening. She scrambles out of your arms, screaming about the bathroom. You laugh as she runs away, the door to the Gravity Chamber opening a moment later. Vegeta and Emilia walk out, stopping in surprise as they see you.

“Oh, uhh, Karn. Goo-Good morning.” Vegeta says, stammering a bit.
“Good morning, King Vegeta.” you say, giving him a casual salute. “Getting to work early I see.”
“Y-Yeah.” Emilia says, clearly at a loss for words.

Well?
>So what were you two working on?
>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?
>Let them go, get a warmup in before it’s time
>Other(write in)

>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?

>>3052815
>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?

Let's not go full dad mode just yet.

>>3052821
>With a knowing smirk

>>3052815
>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?

>>3052815
>>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?

>>3052815
>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?
>Oh, and good for you. *wink*

>>3052815
>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?

We don’t want to embarrass our old student too much. For now.

>>3052815
>I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me?
>wink

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>>3052821
>>3052823
>>3052827
>>3052828
>>3052837
>>3052841
>>3052843
>>3052851
I’m heading out on a mission with Towa, keep a close eye on everything for me? wins it. Writing.

>>3052855
THEY FUCKIN'

>>3052865
No way dude she was just showing him how a ninja may be able to hide in unexpected places in and under a bed. Even over or behind.

>>3052761
Broros isn't some egomaniac, that's Radits in this timeline, and Chaya has dibs on being his Goku.

>>3052855
Do we knowingly smirk?

>>3052865
>>3052882
Anyone taking bets on Emilia giving Vegeta a outdoors stealth fucking fetish?

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>>3052815
“Anyways, I’m heading out on a mission with Towa shortly.” you tell him telepathically. “I shouldn’t be long, but could you keep an eye on everything here for me?”
“Of course Karn.” he replies out loud, nodding to you, then telepathically. “Going by yourself?”
“Nah, I’ll have some help.” you reply, Raven walking around the corner. Vegeta’s eyes widen in surprise, looking between the two of you.
“Oh, uhh, hello King Vegeta.” Raven says, nodding down at him. Vegeta returns the gesture, you seeing Emilia looking between you and Raven a moment. She doesn’t say anything however, the two of them leaving the chamber and walking off to. Raven stands around akwardly a moment before gesturing to the door. “Shall we?”
“Yeah, let’s go.” you say, opening the door. You both walk into the room, it sealing behind you both. “So you decided to come along after all?”

“It is a good thing, too.” Towa says, appearing in the center of the room. “Your opponent this time will be quite powerful.”
“Who?” Raven asks, Towa’s assistant Churai appearing. You reach out and grab the machine, grabbing onto Raven with your other hand. As soon as you all are touching you disappear, finding yourself again in an empty waste.
“Greetings, Mistress Towa.” her hulking warrior Mira says, glaring at you and Raven. “No intruders have yet come.”
“Good, keep watch until we’re all through.” Towa says, opening one of her portals and stepping through. Churai remains outside, you stepping through and pulling Raven with you. Stepping through, you find yourself once again in Towa’s lab, face-to-face with someone familiar.

“DADDY!!” Future Chaya shouts, launching herself at you. She grabs you and lifts you off the ground, her strength far surpassing what you were expecting. She’s gotten quite a lot stronger than you remember, her ki even in her base form enormous.
“Hey kiddo.” you say, your daughter setting you down. You return the hug once your arms are free, her looking at you confused but happy. “Gift from little you, she said you’d appreciate it.”
“T-Thanks.” Future Chaya replies, you noticing her eyes have teared up a bit. You’ll have to remember to tell little Chaya what happened.
“Alright, everyone ready to get down to business?” Towa asks, as Churai and Mira come through the portal, Towa sealing it. “Good. Your mission is to capture this mythical artifact.”

With that she hits a button on a handheld remote, you seeing a youngish cloaked humanoid holding an odd spear. You see some sort of aura glowing around it, but can’t see anything particularly special about the weapon.

Well?
>What’s that, and what’s so special about it?
>Don’t you already have a magical spear?
>Who is that?
>Say nothing, don’t interrupt until she’s finished
>Other(write in)

>>3052963
>What’s that, and what’s so special about it?
>Who is that?

>>3052963
Say nothing, don’t interrupt until she’s finished

>>3052963
>>What’s that, and what’s so special about it?
>Who is that?

>>3052963
Oh fuck yeah, we are looting Plansewalkers.
>What’s that, and what’s so special about it?
>Don’t you already have a magical spear?
>Who is that?
>How strong is the lady using it, or is she only going to be a problem when using the weapon?

Say nothing, don't interrupt until she's finished

>>3052963
>What’s that, and what’s so special about it?

WAIT I KNOW THAT FUCKING CARD
GD you sneaky fucker

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>>3052967
>>3052975
>>3052977
>>3052979
>>3052994
>>3052998
What’s that, and what’s so special about it, and who is that all win it. Writing.
>>3053013
This will certainly be fun

>>3053023
>>3053013
I don't know anything about this
magic the gathering is gay

>>3053026
Same

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>>3052963
“Who’s that? And what’s so special about her weapon?” you ask, watching as the young woman on the screen battles against a massive, many-headed beast. Her spear cuts one of the beast’s heads off, the rest roaring in pain and trying to eat her alive. You watch as she fights the uphill battle against the beast, Towa telling you about the woman.
“Her name is Elspeth, and the weapon she wields is called Godsend.” Towa says, you seeing the young woman triumph over the beast and hold her weapon high. “She wields powerful magic, however, she isn’t your opponent.”
“Wait, she isn’t?” Raven asks, Towa changing the scene. You watch as Elspeth and a pale white cat-man face down a strange creature that seems to be made of a starry night’s sky, the woman cutting off it’s hand before stabbing it in the chest. The creature dissolves into light, you watching passively. At their level you should have no pro-

“They did something thought impossible.” Towa says. “They just killed a god.”
“Wait what?” you, Raven, and Future Chaya all ask, surprised. You turn to Towa, and ask, “That thing’s a god?”
“Indeed.” she says, smiling smugly, you watching as the two of them trying to leave the gods’ realm only to encounter another deity. “Although a newborn of their pantheon, Xenagos was still a full-fledged Therosian deity. And that weapon is what allowed her to accomplish that feat. The gods of Theros are as close to true immortality as one is likely to ever see.”

You watch as the god, Heliod as Towa calls him, takes the spear from Elspeth and stabs her with her own weapon. You watch as the deity then breaks the weapon over his knee, the cat-man dragged off by others of his kind and prevented from saving the girl. You watch as she dies there, abandoned. What an awful fate.

“So your mission, Karn and Raven, will be to retrieve the weapon Godsend.” Towa says, Mira and Churai handing each of you a specialty uniform. Yours is the one you’d worn before, repaired after the damage it had taken. You begin undressing there, Raven conjuring her dark shadow raven around herself to keep anyone from watching. “I will send you directly to the entrance to Nyx, as entrance to Nyx is only possible through the portal. Chaya and Mira will hold the Time Patrol back, keeping them from interfering. Any questions?”

Well?
>Nope, let’s go!
>Raven, you sure you want to go through with this?
>Do you want us to bring her with us as well, or just the weapon?
>Anything else we need to know before going in?
>Other(write in)

>>3053213
>>Anything else we need to know before going in?

>>3053213
>Do you want us to bring her with us as well, or just the weapon?
>Anything else we need to know before going in?
>Any suggested methods for dealing with our opponents? You probably know more about their abilities than we do.

>>3053213
>Raven, you sure you want to go through with this?
>Do you want us to bring her with us as well, or just the weapon?
>Can I keep this outfit?

>>3053213
>Do you want us to bring her with us as well, or just the weapon?
>Anything else we need to know before going in?

>>3053213
>Can we rescue Elspeth and warn her about what's going to happen, or are we soley going for the spear?
>>3053225
>>3053224
and these

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>>3053222
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>>3053257
Anything else we need to know before going in, and do you want us to bring her with us or just the weapon? wins it. Writing.

Gonna be awhile, next update another hourish before done.

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>>3053415
Whatche doin'?
tfw i will finally have a flat surface to prepare food on instead of that warped-ass 80 year old vinyl countertop

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>>3053466
Fixing food for older brother’s birthday supper

>>3053529
needs more pepper big boi
you gotta coat that shit two inches thick

Next post in ~10 minutes, sorry for the delays.

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>>3053213
Any questions? Well, you have a few. But knowing Towa’s impatience you keep it short, only asking the most important questions.

“I have a few.” you say, the demon princess raising an eyebrow at you. You take that as an ok, continuing. “Do you want us to bring her back with us, or just the weapon? And is there anything else we should know before going in?”
“No, leave the Planeswalker.” Towa says, eyes narrowing. “She’s highly competent, but wouldn’t join our side. And I’m sure you’ve already realized it, but they’re all competent magic wielders. This is where you’ll come in, Raven. The gods of Theros are quite powerful. You’ll have to help protect Karn from magical attacks, since those gods are made of magic.”
“Wait, they are magic?” you ask, Towa nodding.
“And that is why you wanted me here, to protect him.” Raven says, Towa nodding to your young ally.
“If there are no further questions, it’s time for you all to go.” Towa says, Churai walking out in front of Towa and holding out her hands as you and Raven both put on the specialty scouters. “Secure the weapon, then once you’ve escaped from Nyx hand the spear off to Churai. She’ll make sure it gets safely back here. Good luck everyone, I’ll be observing from here in case something goes wrong.”
“Yes!! I hope he shows up again!” Future Chaya says, giddy with excitement. “I’ve gotten so much stronger than last time, I hope he has too!”
“He?” Raven asks, confused. “He who?”
“Ace.” you say to her. “He’s one of the Time Patrollers usually sent to stop her. But my daughter here’s wiped the floor with him the last what, two fights?”
“Three.” your future daughter says proudly, then is interrupted by Churai.
“It’s time.” the android says, and suddenly you’re not in the lab anymore. You blink a few times in the sudden sunlight, looking around. You find yourself at a temple built on the edge of a waterfall, looking over you can’t see the bottom. “We’re here.”

And with that, Churai vanishes. You see the temple proper behind you and a massive ocean before you, you and Raven turning towards the temple. But before you can take more than a couple steps, you hear an odd noise behind you. Turning and looking back, you see Ace, Puddin, Trunks, and Hyoka all appear in a flash of light.

“We won’t let you disrupt time anymore!” Trunks shouts, Ascending in a burst of sparks. Mira flares his demonic aura as your future daughter transforms, her power exploding as she goes Primal. Hyoka and Ace flare their red auras, you no longer able to sense Ace as Hyoka shouts “Kaio-Ken x10!” This will be one hell of a battle.

Well?
>Activate your demonic seal, help Future Chaya and Mira against the Time Patrollers
>Take Raven and enter the temple, focus on the goal
>Send Raven ahead, you don’t want to miss seeing this
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
Extra vote time for long-delayed update

>>3053604
>Activate your demonic seal, help Future Chaya and Mira against the Time Patrollers

THE BOY HAS BEEN SPOTTED

>>3053604
>Take Raven and enter the temple, focus on the goal

>>3053604
>>Take Raven and enter the temple, focus on the goal.
>>Other: Telepathy to our daughter to kick ace's ass.

>>3053604
>"BOI! SIT. DOWN. NOW."
>Take Raven and enter the temple, focus on the goal
>Dad glare.

>>3053604
>ascend, activate the timebreaker seal
>Take Raven and enter the temple, focus on the goal
>Other: Telepathy to our daughter to kick ace's ass.
>shoot a couple scatter death beams at the enemy to keep them busy while we're bugging out
let's keep this short and simple boys, in and out

>>3053604
>>3053627
And this too>>3053620
Daddy's girl needs her cheer!

>>3053604
>Take Raven and enter the temple, focus on the goal

>>3053616
Were you not listening to towa's briefing?
our job is to get the spear, not to fight the boy. chaya and mira's job is to keep the jobbers busy while we do ours.

>>3053604
>Take Raven and enter the temple, focus on the goal

Death beam Trunk's Brain and throat so he can't heal, then take Raven to the temple

>>3053604
>Pop demon seal and throw an energy bomb at Trunks
>Immediately take Raven and run for the temple, telepathically tell Chaya good luck

Rolled 54, 16, 100, 98, 34, 72, 11, 18, 80, 76, 20, 95 = 674 (12d100)

>>3053616
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>>3053661
>>3053664
>>3053670
Take Raven and enter the temple, focus on the goal, as well as some of the more similar write ins win it. Roll me a 3d100

Rolled 1, 13, 43 = 57 (3d100)

>>3053695

Rolled 48, 49, 35 = 132 (3d100)

>>3053695

If we attack THE BOY, let's make sure he can't heal: make the ki cauterize the wound (I'm not sure if senzu beans can heal scar tissue, but we can try)

Rolled 46, 96, 61 = 203 (3d100)

>>3053695

God fucking damnit, WE DO NOT JOB TO THE BOI!

Rolled 10, 40, 78 = 128 (3d100)

>>3053695

>>3053695
Who the hell got that crit?

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>>3053699
>>3053700
>>3053715
1/100, 96/100, 61/100. Now THAT’S an odd mix of rolls. Writing.
>>3053730
You’ll see.

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>>3053730

>Trunks actually passed a roll
HE HAS BECOME WORTHY OF BERSERKER

>>3053763
>He thinks that was trunks

When Ace goes ssjg de should get a taste of that sweet god ki

>>3053741
You enjoy it a little when things go wrong, don't ya?

*we

>>3053795
the people

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>>3053604
Despite how much you want to stick around and watch this, now’s not the time. You have a job to do. However, that doesn’t stop you from cheering your daughter on.

“Go Chaya, kick his ass!” you shout, pumping a fist. She explodes off the temple ground at Ace, the two crashing into each other. However, in the moment you took your eyes off Trunks he charges right at you, drawing his sword. You see him closing in, there’s no time to dodge! He’s going to kill you!
“Move!!” Mira shouts, shouldering you aside and firing a wave of ki up into Trunks, blasting him back. Mira’s attack sends Trunks crashing hard into Hyoka, knocking them both back. “Stop gawking and do your jo-!”

He’s interrupted by a pair of stretchy grey arms wrapping around him, Puddin quickly pulling herself to him and slamming her feet into his face. She sends him flying, then turns to you both. You tense up, but the enigmatic creature only winks at you and then pursues Mira.

“C’mon, we gotta go.” Raven says, using her power to lift you to your feet. You nod in appreciation, the two of you running inside the temple. You run together inside, the darkness of the building quickly enveloping you both. You transform into a Super Saiyan, yet your golden aura’s glow only illuminates maybe a foot or two from you.
“What the hell?” you mutter, confused.
“Why do you seek passage to the realm of the Gods?” a deep, powerful voice asks, seemingly coming from everywhere at once.
“I’m here for the spear.” you say, the voice sighing out. “
“That weapon has thrown the Gods into turmoil.” the voice says, you getting back-to-back with Raven, hoping to see anything trying to attack you. You hear Raven gasp, you turning ready to confront whatever it is. Yet you feel insignificant before the creature before you, making even your full-power Dragon Force seem minuscule in comparison. The starry, shadowed form has four arms, gazing down at the two of you from an impossible height. “Why do you seek it?”
“I don’t want it.” you say. “I’m getting it for a friend.”
“For your loyalty you would travel dimensions, and confront the Gods.” it says, seemingly pondering. “Very well, you both may enter. Purphoros and Heliod close with the outworlders battling the false god as we speak,l. If either brother gains posession of the weapon, it could permanently upset the balance. Go, warrior, and take that cursed blade from this world once more.”

“Thank you.” you say, feeling compelled to give a Saiyan salute to the starry creature. Yet you and Raven both yelp in surprise as you’re suddenly enveloped by the deity, transported to another world.
cont

>>3053937
Fukken Puddin....what would happen if we offer up our Cooler to her as a fucktoy?

>>3053953
What would happen if we fucked Puddin?

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>>3053937
Looking around, you see that you’re now in a different world. Everywhere you look is starry sky, as if seen from the ground. Odd humanoids, what would be shadow is instead also made of the starry night sky, all running towards the sounds of battle. Looking towards the noise you see two tiny figures standing atop a small mountain, facing the deity from the visions Towa showed you as dozens upon dozens of the smaller starry creatures rush towards the battle.

“There they are.” Raven says, focusing on the distant battle. “So, what should we do? Should... Should we help them?”

Well?
>Rush in and help them, see what a god is made of
>Rush in and attack them, help the god crush them then take the spear
>Stay back and watch at first, see what the two of them can do first hand
>Attack some of the lessers, see what they can do before you confront one of the gods
>Look around for Heliod, try and waylay him before he can attack Elspeth
>Other(write in)

>>3053960
>What would happen if Puddin fucked us
We are happily married and would only consider our demonic neet. Though if Puddin wanted it there really is nothing we could to stop her.
>Stay back and watch at first, see what the two of them can do first hand

>>3053974
>>Stay back and watch at first, see what the two of them can do first hand

>>3053974
>Stay back and watch at first, see what the two of them can do first hand

>>3053974

>Stay back and watch at first, see what the two of them can do first hand

>>3053974
>>Stay back and watch at first, see what the two of them can do first hand

>>3053974
>>Stay back and watch at first, see what the two of them can do first hand

>>3053976
>>3053980
>>3053983
>>3053996
>>3054003
>>3054016
Stay back and watch at first wins it. Roll me a 1d2, most common result wins

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>3054056

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>3054056

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>3054056

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>3054056
I reject both one and two!
It is the era of THREE!

>>3054060
>>3054063
>>3054067
.......what.....the......absolute....fuuuuuuuck

>>3054070
Nevermind this>>3054060
>>3054063
>>3054067
Just thought we rolled nat 1s for a fight.
>>3054069
Nice call

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>3054056

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>>3054060
>>3054063
>>3054067
Path one wins it. Writi-
>>3054069
You know what? Fuck it, why not? :^)

>>3054077
AH YES, THE GOD KILLS THEM AND CLAIMS THE GOD SLAYING WEAPON

>>3054093
>hard mode has been engaged

There can be no other way.

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>>3053974
“Let’s sit back and watch at first.” you say, sitting on the temple’s stone floor and leaning back against one of the columns, watching the battle. Raven follows your lead, sitting beside you and observing. As the battle progresses you quickly learn what the two of them can do, as well as the creatures that call this realm home. Elspeth summons humanoid soldiers to her side to hold back the tide of lessers while she battles the God directly, the cat-man bolstering both her and her soldiers’ strength. The lesser creatures that inhabit this world are barely a threat to the cat-man and the conjured soldiers, yet the most surprising fact is they’re real. You can sense the ki of Elspeth, the cat-man, and even the conjured warriors. However the creatures native to this world seem to have no ki, you unable to sense them at all. But Raven seems able to sense their powers.

“Trespassers, you don’t belong here!!” a voice booms out from above you. Before you can react Raven activates her shield, everything outside consumed by a flash of light. Looking up you see another of the massive starry deities, a bearded man holding a bolt of lightning. He glares down angrily at you, Raven keeping her shield up. And thankfully she does, as another massive blow slams into her shield. And unlike the lightningbolt, this attack smashes her shield. You grab her at the last second, pulling her out of the way from a massive axe blade that slams down into the ground. Looking up you see a massive starry minotaur, wielding a mighty war axe. It bellows wordlessly at you, the other deity gathering more lightning into it’s hands.

“D-Dammit!” you mutter, looking back and forth between the two gods. You feel confident in yours and Raven’s ability to defeat either one of them, but both at once? You need a plan.
“Mogis?” the bearded one asks, the minotaur bellowing in challenge at the other God as well. “Do not challenge me.”
“Get out of my way Keranos!” the Mogis creature roars, brandishing his axe at his fellow God. “Or I’ll kill you first!”

Well?
>You can’t take them both, retreat towards Elspeth and fight all together
>Let them fight it out, sneak away to another spot to observe the battles
>Rush and attack Keranos
>Rush and attack Mogis
>Defend, see what they both can do
>Dual Energy Wave, blast them both back
>Have Raven shield herself, try and use Red Dawn to blow them both away
>Activate Dragon Force, attack Mogis
>Activate Dragon Force, attack Keranos
>Go Berserk and rampage, have Raven watch over the portal back
>Other(write in)

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>>3054208

>>3054208
>get the minotaur involved in the battle, lure him over to the others and use his own attacks against the other two
>try to blind the woman, then try to snatch the spear away by cutting at her wrists with ki blades

>>3054208
>Let them fight it out, sneak away to another spot to observe the battles
>Start cutting our way through the adds in the fight while Raven hides with our energy blades
>Try and not hit the people fighting with the target to kill the god.
>Sneak close to them.

>>3054208
>You can’t take them both, retreat towards Elspeth and fight all together

>>3054227
>>3054228
>>3054238
Well that’s a widely diverse vote set, I’m leaving the vote open an extra ten minutes. If it’s still tied after that I’ll roll for tiebreaker.

>>3054279
i'll change to
>fight alongside the spear woman

i assume elspeth is her name, but i also don't remember because i'm real goddamn tired.

>>3054279
We are retreating from these two god things regardless.
>>3054238
>>3054228
and this could be our way to get over too them. We don't want to fly right now.

>>3054227
>get the minotaur involved in the battle, lure him over to the others and use his own attacks against the other two
>try to blind the woman, then try to snatch the spear away by cutting at her wrists with ki blades

seconding

>>3054292
alright, well, here's the thing...
I'm a little out of it right now due to fatigue, but here's the two ways i see it going down at the moment.

1. we get mr.minotaur and fake zeus to start friendly firing, then cut up spear lady and skedaddle with the goods amidst the clusterfuck
2. we let mr.minotaur and fake zeus fight it out, then assist spear lady in killing cat dude and ask her to give us the spear afterwards, and then fight her for it if she doesn't

either's fine with me

>>3054299
I was thinking the first, cause as much confusion as possible and snag the spear.

>>3054306
Alright, let's go with that then.
i'll switch BACK to >>3054227 then

Rolled 15, 30, 71, 8, 46, 97, 25, 19, 39, 83 = 433 (10d100)

>>3054227
>>3054228
>>3054238
>>3054285
>>3054291
>>3054292
>>3054307
Alright, so best I can figure is leaving Mogis and Keranos to their squabble, and getting over towards Elspeth and the cat-man wins it. Alright, roll me a 2d100.
First DC 45
Second DC 60

Rolled 92, 87 = 179 (2d100)

>>3054312

Rolled 29, 9 = 38 (2d100)

>>3054312

Rolled 25, 91 = 116 (2d100)

>>3054312

>>3054317
>>3054319
Well fuck yes, that is an excellent combo of numbers. Well except the middle guy, kinda slacking.

Rolled 29, 52 = 81 (2d100)

>>3054312
No, the idea was getting those two's attention, then baiting them into the middle of the fight with the other two, turning it into a clusterfuck in which we could steal the girl's spear, but whatever.
Sorry if i made that difficult to understand.

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>>3054317
>>3054318
>>3054319
92/100, 91/100. Impressive. Writing.

>>3054323
Eh, that's a dumb convoluted plan anyways. This is better>>3054312

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>>3054208
Either one you could fight, but the both of them? You aren’t sure you could defeat the two of them, but right now that isn’t your goal. Your goal is the weapon Elspeth wields, not defeating these beings. With the colossal beings trading insults above you both, forgetting the two of you for the moment, you take the opening and sneak away. Neither notices your timely retreat, the two quickly coming to blows. The starry ground beneath you trembles as Mogis’s mighty axe slams into the ground, nearly taking both your and Raven’s balance. For a moment you turn, watching the axe-wielding minotaur chasing the bearded storm god further and further from the portal. Turning back to the task at hand, you and Raven join in the flow of creatures swarming the mountain. But before you’re more than even halfway up, you watch as Elspeth sprouts golden wings, flying into the air. With a mighty yell she drops, impaling the giant god square in it’s chest. You watch as Xenagos dies, consumed by a brilliant golden light. As the deity dies, the rest of the swarming lessers quit their charge, seeming to lose the drive to attack. You watch on as the cat-man catches Elspeth, careful to avoid her spear’s blade. They both drop to the ground, panting in exhaustion. It seems their battle is over.

However, remembering what happens next you continue moving towards the duo. You and Raven make your way through the crowd, you focused on their ki to keep them from evading you. It only takes the two of you a minute, the crowd of lesser beings quickly dispersing. You come face to face with the duo, and despite their exhaustion they quickly rise up to their feet, prepared for battle. She summons a trio of her soldiers, the cat-man glowing with what you assume to be magical energy. Raven responds by gathering her magical energy as well, glowing with her own dark, demonic energy.

“Ajani, are these friends of yours?” Elspeth asks, the cat creature shaking his head.
“Who are you two?” Ajani asks, baring his odd weapon at you. “Friend? Or foe?”

Well?
>Friend, I’m here to help
>Just hand over the spear, Elspeth, and we’ll leave you both in peace
>Come with us if you both want to leave here alive
>We’re here for Godsend(Attack)
>Other(write in)

>>3054424
>Neutral, we're here to remove that spear from this world.
>Ascend, release timebreaker seal, launch a scatter of ki blasts at her and then rush in with ki blades, aiming for her arms
>Attempt to cut her arms, then steal the spear when her grip loosens

>>3054424
>>Just hand over the spear, Elspeth, and we’ll leave you both in peace

>>3054424
>Come with us if you both want to leave here alive
>Neutral
>"And in dire need of that spear. Not for this realm before you ask."
>>3054434
Don't act like a BOI

>>3054424
>>Just hand over the spear, Elspeth, and we’ll leave you both in peace

>>3054424
>Just hand over the spear, Elspeth, and we’ll leave you both in peace

I doubt she'll just give it up but it doesn't hurt to ask.

>>3054424
>>3054446
>>3054442
>>3054438
>>3054436
Wait, idea.
>"Neutral third party looking for that spear for our own god problems."
>"Originally going to wait and snatch it from that lightning bolt throwing god thing, after he kills you."
>"Everyone here is about to betray you two for doing your job."
And the grand finish.
>"Come with me if you want to live."

>>3054454
I like it

>>3054454
I can live with this.

Rolled 70, 88, 31, 97, 53, 26, 44, 88 = 497 (8d100)

>>3054434
>>3054436
>>3054438
>>3054442
>>3054446
>>3054454
>>3054469
>>3054479
Taking the write in, roll me a 2d100.
First DC 70
Second DC 60

Rolled 41, 14 = 55 (2d100)

>>3054483

Rolled 61, 28 = 89 (2d100)

>>3054483

Rolled 80, 99 = 179 (2d100)

>>3054483
redemption

>>3054485
God damnit, i refuse to loose to the BOI at this job
>>3054484
SOMEONE HALP!

>>3054486
holy fuck

>>3054486
Grand Supreme Kai bless you

>>3054486
BOI CAN CHOKE ON IT! WE GOT PLANESWALKERS MOTHERFUCKERS!

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>>3054484
>>3054485
>>3054486
80/100, 99/100, special success, writing.

>>3054498
AAAAWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>3054498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5JJ3ogJ574

we can even kick the BOIs ass at social. when will her lern not to mess with Karn

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>>3054424
“We’re not with anyone you’re probably familiar with.” you tell them, putting your hands up in a sign of nonaggression. “We’re with a neutral party, seeking your spear for God problems of our own. I won’t lie, I’d originally planned on waiting until Heliod killed you with your own weapon and snatching it from him before he broke it, but I-“
“Wait, what?” Elspeth asks, stunned. “He... He what?”
“I’m from the future, and I’m here to get the two of you out of here.” you say, holding out a hand. “Come with us if you want to live. Or stay here and let Heliod kill you, your choice.”
“How would you know this?” Ajani asks you, a suspicious glare on his face. “Unless you were another assassin sent by Bolas to stop us.”
“The fuck’s a Bolas?” you ask, confused. “No, we’re with Towa. But I’ve had a bit of a change of heart, after watching your fighting Elspeth. It’d be a shame to kill you over a weapon, no matter how powerful it is. Now c’mon, stick with us. We’ll get you out of here.”

With that you hold a hand out, Ajani and Elspeth looking between each other a moment. They then nod to each other, Elspeth taking your hand.

“Lead the way.” she says, her grip surprisingly strong despite her powerlevel being not very impressive. You nod to her, the now four of you facing back the way you came.
“Heliod will catch us right by the portal.” you say, taking point and leading you all back. “That’s where we need to make our stand. Whatever he does, whatever he says, do NOT give him your weapon, understand?”
“Of course.” she replies, gripping her weapon tighter. “But we’ll need a plan.”
“With that I agree.” Ajani says, the giant cat-man casually keeping pace with you all easily despite his exhaustion. “Elspeth and I are too weakened from our fight with Xenagos to be able to fight Heliod as well. Our mana is almost completely depleted, and once one of the Gods comes under attack the lesser will again attempt to destroy us.”

“Conspiring to kill your God?” a booming voice calls out as you approach the portal. You see Heliod, the deity towering far above the four of you and wielding his own massive spear. “That’s heresy, mortals. A sin punishable by death!”

As he proclaims this he begins glowing white-hot, the four of you shielding your faces from that burning heat. After a moment the glow fades somewhat, the God and his golden spear both glowing with white light.

Well? What shall you do?
>Rush and attack
>Energy Blade and rush
>Super Energy Blade and rush
>Rush and Defend, draw his fire
>Evade and counterattack
>Energy Javelin, take his knees out
>Death Beam his eyes, blind him
>[DRAGON FORCE] and rush, try and end him
>[DRAGON FORCE] and Fire Breath
>Go Berserk, show this god true power!
>Other(write in)

>>3054585
>>Death Beam his eyes, blind him
Fuck yeah.

>>3054585
>Go Berserk, show this god true power!

I'm not super confident of our chances of taking him down with going all out, and we've at least got a modicum of control over it now.

>>3054585
>Go Berserk, show this god true power!

The one thing a god can't truly defeat, ANOTHER GOD.

>>3054587
dis

>>3054585
>Go Berserk, show this god true power!

inb4 dice fuck us on legendary

>>3054585
>>Go Berserk, show this god true power!

>>3054595
If the dice fuck us the dice will fuck us no matter what we do. May as well do it fabulously. Besides, if we get fucked while going Berserk it likely just means we lose control, which is better then what happens if we get fucked while not going Berserk. Probably we get speared like a fish by Heliod.

>>3054585
>>Go Berserk, show this god true power!
Just remember, kitty cat friend.

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>>3054587
>>3054589
>>3054590
>>3054591
>>3054592
>>3054596
>>3054608
Go Berserk, show this god true power! wins it. This will be the last update for tonight, writing.

>>3054625

no control roll?

thats either good, or VERY bad

>>3054625
I couldn't vote because captcha was being a bitch. but here goes.
>>3054585
>"I've fought a god, your just some punk with a glowing stick."
>Go Berserk Activated Demon Seal, show this god true power!
>Cockslap him.

Whew man this is going to be sick.

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>>3054631
There is no control roll, there is only puny god.

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>>3054585
“Raven, shield them.” you say, popping your knuckles.
“Wait, are you gonna-?” she asks, you nodding once without looking back. “You two stay close to me! Now!”
“What is this?” Heliod asks, looking down his nose at you. “You mean to face me on your own? You impertinent child! I shall show you true divine retribution!”
“You will try.” you say, bracing yourself. You cross your arms before your face, and with a piercing howl you throw your head back, tapping into that boundless rage.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9KRlepuxQW8

“GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” you roar, your power exploding out around you as you feel your body begin transforming. Your flesh rips and tears as you tear free of your weak body, your massive form breaking free to rampage once again. You roar out into this starry world, the entire realm trembling as your overwhelming power is unleashed!
“Wh-Wha... Who are you?!” it asks, taking a step back fearfully. “What are you!!”
“I am the one who’s gonna destroy you!” you roar, the god firing a beam of light from his spear directly into your face. It snaps your neck back, you hearing someone calling your name. But that doesn’t matter right now.
“Hahahahaha, is that all you’ve got?!” you taunt, leaning your head back forward and flaring your green aura out all around you. “And you call yourself a god? I will show you true power!!”

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 66 paused-

>>3054704
Oh baby, time to smack us a god

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>Mfw when we don't deliver a 'If your a God then I'm The Devil' line.

>>3054704
And that’s it for tonight, everyone having fun so far? Ready to test your power against a god? Wondering how the battle outside is going, and which side is winning? All this and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest! We’ll resume at 11am EST, around 8 hours from now.
>>3054711
It will be a titanic showdown.
>>3054712
We’ll see what happens next.

>>3054720
Yeah I'm looking forwards to it. You know, since I don't think Future! Karn ever used Beserk, I wonder what Future Chaya! thinks of it.

Also does Trunks need a new pair of pants since Karn just went Rage Mode?

>>3054712
I just want to deliver the "My power is MAXIMUMER!" line.

>>3054731

i think the boy just shat himself at FTL velocities.
now some poor sod somwhere is going to get hit my warp speed shit

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>>3054704
Ohhhhh, Old Sun god is about to get a shining green space monkey dick to the head.
>>3054712
This, or even, "If you are god, then that makes you my bitch."
>>3054720
let us bask in his entrails, for they are the huge sparkly

>>3054720
Karn the Conqueror is now Karn the God Slayer

>>3054731
Good question.
Trunks isn’t aware that’s happened yet.
>>3054737
>>3054738
Kek.
>>3054739
He’s certainly not ready.
>>3054745
Not yet.

>>3054749
So what's Theros' reaction to the first Super Saiyan appearing in their world? Hell, what's Ajani and Elspeth think?

>>3054755
As far as the citizens of Theros, those that watch for the gods in the night sky knew something was going on. However, you going Berserk has changed the rules. They could feel their entire plane of existance shake under your power, as Nyx and Theros are intertwined. Going Berserk in Nyx literally rocked their entire reality.

>>3054783
Eyyy, Karn rocking peoples worlds with just the GIRTH of his "power"

Are we going to exit this timeline and be worshiped as an literal Devil?

>>3054783
What about Ajani and Elsepth? Are they at "That's so cool, but he's so dumb" yet?

>>3054788
Theros has never had to handle anything near Karn's girth.

>>3054712
>wanting to say that line out of earshot of Broly
>not wanting to see our son nodding in approval of our delivery

This god is a mook anyway. A mook god. A god of mooks. I say we'll be back in time for tea at this rate.

>>3054738
I like the idea the right now Chronoa is doing a massive spit-take and Trunks is literally retreating back to the time nest just straight up ditching Ace and Hyoka. His mind has entered full preservation mode and he is no longer consciously making decisions. He just knows he must escape.

What a disappointment.

YOU ARE HUGE, SO YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS. YOU ARE ALSO SPARKLY, SO GUTTING YOU WILL BE BEAUTIFUL, LIKE A SHOWER

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>>3054704
>go to bed before the last post of the night
>wake up to this
>mfw

but why

>>3054990
Also, just to note...
i don't think we've popped the timebreaker seal yet, have we?

>>3054995
I kinda want to try doing this without the time breaker seal. See if we can style all over him, and pop it if we're about to die.

>>3055009
Yeah, that seems like a really dumb idea.
What'll you say to meloka and our children from the afterlife?

sorry babe, i wanted to style all over him but my rolls were too low

>>3055012
>Yeah, that seems like a really dumb idea.
No, it seems like a Saiyan idea.
Also if Karn dies we just play Chaya, maybe one day she'll find some sort of Lizard Spheres that can bring her dad back to life so she can call him a dumbass.

>>3054783
While Karn’s big green monster is indeed very maximum, should we be more careful with trying to confront deities in the future? DBZ gods and other gods might rate on the power scale, but are there other deities that might be too far removed from reality or too high level to be harmed by just powering up a lot?

>>3054790
>What about Ajani and Elsepth? Are they at "That's so cool, but he's so dumb" yet?
No they’re still too shocked as Raven explains what’s happening.
>>3054990
>but why
Because that’s what was voted for
>>3054995
Nope
>>3055049
Probably. You may have big power, but they’re still immortals.

>>3055051
And we have DRAGONFORCE, immortal wont cut it.

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>>3054704
“Im-Impossible!” the deity says, taking another couple steps back. “No mortal can withstand the power of a God.”
“One of you so-called gods has fallen already.” you say, cracking your neck. “Let’s add one more to the corpse pile!”

But before you could attack, suddenly your entire body is bound! You never felt it coming, but you see that you’re wrapped in what looks like some kind of whip. You look back at the peon who’d dare, you feeling your power dropping as you see another so-called god. This one looks like a corpse already, but you can sense something ominous. Whatever that thing is, it means trouble. And you do NOT want to be trapped in it’s clutches.

“RRRRAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, your aura blasting out in all directions. You blast the whip holding you away, the being pulling it back to itself
“Erebos? You came?” Heliod asks, confused and relieved.
“This outsider must be silenced.” this ‘Erebos’ says, his voice like the wind through a graveyard, moving to stand beside it’s fellow god. “He is upsetting the balance, everything could come undone.”
“Now this is more like it!!” you shout, feeling your power climbing by the second. You’re ready to beat these assholes until there’s nothing left of them!

What will you do?
>Rush and attack, smash them both
>Rush and attack, focus down Erebos
>Rush and attack, focus on Heliod
>Energy Waves and Scattershots, see how durable these gods are
>Red Dawn
>Event Horizon
>[DRAGON FORCE]?
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote

>>3055065
>[DRAGON FORCE]?
>Double Event Horizon.
What is subtly and is it tasty?

>>3055067
This

>>3055065
>[DRAGON FORCE]?
>Double Event Horizon.
>IF YOU'RE A GOD THEN I'M THE DEVIL

>>3055065
>[DRAGON FORCE]
>Double Event Horizon

They're no breaks on this train

>>3055071
>>3055067
>>3055065
Also throwing my vote for cheesiest one liner. This one, if nothing better pops up.

>>3055067
>>3055070
>>3055071
>>3055073
If you try for Dragon Force that’ll be it: it cannot be combined with another option at this time

>>3055077
Huh....I'm in, lets see what this shit does to two, big, fugly targets, and no one we care about nearby or running away fast.

>>3055077
>3055073
Alright, just Dragon Force it is.

>>3055067
>>3055070
>>3055071
>>3055073
>>3055074
>>3055082
>>3055087
Dragon Force wins it. Let’s see if you can focus enough through the rage to pull this off, roll me a d100.
DC 70

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3055109

>>3055065
>Double Event Horizon.

Don't want to risk [DRAGON FORCE] right now. It's supposedly even harder to control in this form, and it'll make us far more vulnerable to their attacks. Not worth the risk, until we've got more training with it.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3055109

>>3055109
go

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3055109
MAX POWER

MAX POWER

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3055109

>>3055115
NICE

>>3055114
the fuck?
>>3055115
POWER IS MAXIMUMER!
>>3055111
too late for greatness.
>>3055116
Also holy shit that timestamp

>>3055115
Noice

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>>3055115
MAXIMUM

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>>3055110
>>3055112
>>3055115
93/100. Impressive clutch! Writing.

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>>3055065
You want, no, you need to attack! Your rage is building by the moment, you need to unleash it! But you have an idea. Focusing your mind is a titanic struggle, yet you prevail: with a mighty roar you again unleash your Stand. [DRAGON FORCE] roars as you unleash it, voice much deeper than usual. Looking at ‘your’ hands you see you’re now within the Stand, it looking far different than usual. Unlike usual, your Berserk Stand has powerful arms, your form as tall as the two gods before you. You both roar in unison at them, the two recoiling.

“This is incredible.” you think to yourself, clenching and unclenching your massive four-fingered left hand. But before you can do anything else the god’s whip wraps around your massive arm, it trying to pull you to it. Adorable. You unleash a booming laugh as the creature tries in vain to move you, you then grabbing onto it’s whip and pulling. The helpless god is pulled from it’s feet and sent flying at you, you slamming a massive fist into it’s face and sending it crashing to the ground. It hits hard enough to bounce, you following up with another massive punch that sends him crashing into his compatriot, both crashing to the starry floor.

“Haaa haaaa haaa!” your Stand roars out on it’s own, amusement clear in it’s deep, booming voice. “Puny gods!”
“Karn, can you hear me?” Raven asks you telepathically. You turn, seeing her and the two others. Your Stand clenches it’s fists, preparing to smash them. It takes everything you’ve got to turn, focusing back on the gods as they rise back to their feet.
“This thing’s hard to control.” you telepathically reply, keeping [DRAGON FORCE]’s attention focused on the two gods as best you can. “Stay back.”
“R-Right.” she replies, her mind withdrawing from yours.
“Impossible!” the white glowing god says, pointing his spear at you. “No mortal should have this much power!”

It is afraid. This causes both you and your Stand to laugh, it’s booming voice echoing throughout the starry world.

What now?
>Rush and attack them both
>Rush and focus on Erebos
>Rush and focus on Heliod
>Try and fire an Energy Wave?
>Try and use Energy Blade?
>Try to throw an Energy Bomb?
>Super Explosive Wave?
>Other(write in)

>>3055215
Aw fuck yeah, we Porunga now.

>Try and throw and Energy Javelin?

Wanna see what we get.

>>3055222
Or maybe

>Try and fire an Energy Javelin Barrage?

Yeah, let's go with that.

>>3055215
>ENERGY BLADES! I NEED ENERGY BLADES! CUT THOSE TWO TO SHREDS! (dual super energy blades)

And if that doesn't get the vote, i'll go with the ol' rapidfire energy javelin barrage. >>3055232

>>3055215
>>Try and use Energy Blade?

>>3055222
>>Try and throw and Energy Javelin?
Supporting.

Everyone is so fucking excited to use anything and everything it's actually kinda cute, like kids on Christmas

>Try to throw an Energy Bomb?
I WANT TO ERASE THEM
I WILL MAKE THEM UN-REAL

>>3055245
What if you make them double real?

You guys think these Gods have any ways to damage a Stand, btw?

>>3055249
then it's a double negative and they would implode or turn into a black hole. one or the other

>>3055252
We’ll see, won’t we?

Rolled 88, 49, 64, 8, 91, 35, 16, 65, 29, 60, 67, 10 = 582 (12d100)

>>3055222
>>3055232
>>3055237
>>3055240
>>3055242
>>3055245
Try Energy Blade/Energy Javelin wins it. Roll me a 3d100.
First DC 70
Second DC 30

Rolled 81, 79, 45 = 205 (3d100)

>>3055296

Rolled 17, 10, 1 = 28 (3d100)

>>3055296

Rolled 29, 22, 71 = 122 (3d100)

>>3055296
REEEEEE

>>3055300
You have failed us.

>>3055300
Oh god I hope the DC on that last roll was a 70 or less or we're in trouble.

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>>3055299
>>3055300
>>3055304
81/100, 79/100, 71/100. Karn’s clearly got this, writing.

>>3055316
Phew, glad we made the DC on that last one.

>>3055300
YOU WILL DESTROY ALL OF US! NNNOO-

>>3055316
Oh never mind. Phew, that was a close one.

>>3055316
Local monkey confuses an entire fucking existence by beating its gods and getting worshiped.

>>3055332
>We come back a few years later to giant statues of Berserk [DRAGON FORCE] being built and worshiped

Then again, they probably just think we're a weird looking dragon or something. Bolas is gonna be confused as fuck, at least.

>>3055332
>Whips giant glowing cock out while fighting, by accident
Oops, there go the mountains.
>>3055348
Heh, "WHERE DID ONE OF MY KIN COME FROM?!"
Followed by, "And why is he so jacked?"

>>3055353
>Heh, "WHERE DID ONE OF MY KIN COME FROM?!" Followed by, "And why is he so jacked?"
WHAT KIND OF JUICE DOES HE DRINK!?!?

>>3055372
>Smole dragon nerd noises
I want to know what he would do if he found out he was just a wholesome family man in a suit.

>>3055372
This isn't the result of some paltry training

>>3055380
>Blackhole Sun, gravity well training montage
Look at this beast Bolas, and look to your scranny arms!

>Trunks, do you feel that?!
>I CAN TASTE THAT

>to to sleep to us zerking

>wake up to a zerk + stand combo

no overkill, only open fire, and time to reload.

>>3055386
His girlfriend is currently on his shoulders running as fast as he can in the opposite direction of us. We could probably kill Ace like we are right now. Or we would, if it weren't for the fact we were about to find out what Gods tasted like, and how sparkly their guts are.
>>3055390
>Melee weapons don't need to reload.
There is only big, green, scally fists. Forever.

>>3055243
Fuck that, its like a store filled with Discount Halloween candy right after its over.

I can't wait for one of these moments one day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ8QQdNq0LU

BIG POWER LEVELS

>>3055393
Ehhh, Ace would still kick our ass, I think. Our base PL is still way too low, as things stand.

>>3055398
Dude, what do you think all of Theros is feeling right now?
>Big Green Intensifies.
>>3055401
That's what the stand with big teeth is for. Great ice breaker.

>>3055401
This, but we can definitely handle the guys in front of us for the moment.
Still, we need to get our hands on that goddamn spear already.

>>3055402
We could maybe somewhat injure Ace if we could land a hit on him, but [DRAGON FORCE] doesn't really make us any faster. We'd never be able to catch him.

>>3055424
We don't need to catch him, when our striking range is the size of a mountain.

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>>3055215
You stare down the two, an idea suddenly coming to your rage-fueled mind. You begin focusing your ki into your Stand’s hands, raising your right hand and preparing to cut down these puny gods. But before you can swing, you suddenly feel something pass through your right arm. Turning and looking back behind you, you see another of these gods. It is a green form holding a bow, aiming at you.

“Enough, outworlder.” it says, now aiming at your head. Not your Stand’s head, but your head. “Leave this place.”
“Why don’t you make me?” you taunt, ki rising even higher. “I’d like to see you try!”
“Ha! Ha ha ha!” the archer deity shouts, rapid-firing a half-dozen arrows at your head. You swipe at the arrows, claws glowing with tremendous power. You swipe down all but one arrow, it aimed right at your right eye. A last-second twitch saves you, instead of taking your head off the large bladed arrowhead slices deep into your cheek and cuts your ear. You roar in rage and indignation, rushing the deity. You move so fast it is caught completely off-guard, you slashing it from shoulder to hip with claws glowing bright green. The deity cries out in agony, dropping the bow and clutching it’s chest and falling to the ground.

“Nylea!” the other two roar in outrage and surprise, you turning just in time to see the one’s whip wrapping around your Stand’s throat as the other brandishes his spear and charges. Perfect. With a roar you grab the whip and pull, the two crashing into each other as they’re pulled into your range. Brandishing your claws you bury them into their chests, both gasping in surprise as a night sky-like fluid begins leaking from them. You tear your arm free, both deities falling to the ground.

“GRRRAAAAAAAAAAA!!” you roar out in victory, feeling your body trembling in exhaustion. You feel your Berserker power fading, holding your Stand at that level of power was too much for you. You release both your Stand and transformations, reverting back to base form and dropping to the ground, panting in exhaustion. You remain there on your hands and knees, trying to catch your breath as Raven, Elspeth, and Ajani all approach.

“That was incredible.” Ajani says, you looking up to the three of them. “What sort of magic was that?”
“Not magic.” you reply, pushing yourself unsteadily up to your feet. “C’mon, let’s get out of here before their friends come.”
“R-Right.” Raven says, the four of you quickly making your way to the portal back. The journey is uneventful, nothing daring to attack your group now. Stepping onto the temple steps back to the other world, you realize you haven’t yet actually claimed the weapon. You and Raven turn back to the two of them, the two slightly tensing up.

What now?
>Demand the weapon, they’re not going through until you have it
>Ask for the spear now, you don’t know what’s happening on the other side
>No words, attack her now
>Other(write in)