“C-C'mon, man! Why can't you just leave me alone!” Nelson pleads just before Willie hurls a brick over his head with a telekinetic throw!

“I remember asking you that a lot, Nelson! We both remember what the answer to that always was!” Willie yells back with a cackle, raising more furniture and debris in a whirlwind around him.

You know what to do, but you're undecided on how to do it. More importantly, there's the audience of your peers to worry about as well. How would they react to you going hero-mode? Would they be excited, or wary? There's only one way to find out...

A: Don't say anything, just hurl a starbolt at him!

B: “Willie, stop this! Hurting people here won't fix the past!”

C: “Hey, bad guy! Stop being a super-powered jerk or else I'm gonna pummel ya!”

D: “No one fear, Star-Striker is here! Get ready to witness some JUSTICE!”

>>3009082
>B: “Willie, stop this! Hurting people here won't fix the past!”

>>3009082

B. Lets not out ourselves just yet if we can talk him down.

>>3009082
B.

>>3009082
>B

Maybe it'd be best to try and reason with him first. Being a hero isn't just about beating up bad guys, it's about helping the people around you!

You hurry forward, standing between Willie and Nelson to try and shield the latter.

“Willie, stop this! Hurting people here won't fix the past!”

Willie looks confused for a moment, but then his face shows frustration.

“What would you know about the past?! First time I've ever seen you, lady!”

You gulp, realizing that you both have no clue who the other really is.

“Well... It doesn't matter! You should still stop this while you have a chance! Someone could get seriously hurt!” You warn him.

“That's the idea!” He retorts with a snake-like grin, lifting a wooden chair to hurl at you!

You yelp and duck under it, listening to it break apart and splinter into pieces behind you.

Keeping your focus on Willie, you plan your next move.

A: It was worth a shot... Attack!

B: “It shouldn't be the idea! You've been wronged, but instead of exacting a petty revenge you could help people like you! You can be good!”

C: “Last chance... If you throw something at me again you'll seriously regret it.”

D: “Alright then... Crush!”

>>3009262
>A: It was worth a shot... Attack!

>>3009262
>C: “Last chance... If you throw something at me again you'll seriously regret it.”
>Be ready to flash fry anything he throws at you.

>>3009262
>B: “It shouldn't be the idea! You've been wronged, but instead of exacting a petty revenge you could help people like you! You can be good!”

>>3009262
>C

>>3009280
>>3009302
Roll D100!

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>3009325

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3009325

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3009325

>>3009262
>C

Maybe words aren't going to reach this guy...

“Last chance... If you don't stop now, you're gonna get hurt.” You warn, your eyes narrowing as your muscles begin to tense up.

“Aw, I'm real scared.” He scoffs, focusing on the several bricks he's accumulated and hurling them forward rapidly!

“HAOOOOOH!” You roar, whirling your fists in a flourish like a windmill before delivering a series of iron palm strikes to the oncoming bricks!

With each accurate strike, the bricks turn to dust upon impact with your palms, wiping that mean look off Willie's face.

There's a silence in the room, as Willie and the students attending to the party just witnessed the reserved alien girl reenact a scene from a kung-fu movie.

“... W-What?!” Nelson squeaks behind you, still processing what just happened.

“CRUSH! NOW!” You shout as you stare down a much less smug Willie.

“Yeah, yeah! Just getting the jams back!” She shouts from the back of the room, punching the stereo system before rushing into the fight!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M58jLEc3XF4

“AWRIGHT! TIME TO SEND YOU PACKIN' GEEK!” Crush shouts, unwinding the chain from her waist and hurling it at the floating attacker!

Unfortunately, moments before the steel rod at the end can hit Willie in the face, it stops in mid air.

It's then sent flying back towards a shocked Crush, snaking around her backside and traveling right towards you!

You try to react in time, but the chain wraps around you both, constricting tightly as you're both pulled into the air and tossed outside!
Crush shares a surprised wail with you as you hang in the air for a moment, only to hit the ground with a heavy thud and metallic rattle as you both roll loose from the bindings.

“Ughhh... Okay, I guess I didn't throw it hard enough.” Crush groans, rubbing the back of her head.

“If I can't throw anything at this tool, then I'll clobber him with my bare friggin' hands!”

A: “Count me in!”

B: “Wait, that chain could still be useful. Give me an end and we'll try to clothesline him, I got a plan.”

C: “Hold on, what if he can catch your body as well? I should send some fire his way first!”

D: “If that's your plan, then how about I help you get there? Fastball special time!”

>>3009503
>B: “Wait, that chain could still be useful. Give me an end and we'll try to clothesline him, I got a plan.”

>>3009503
>B: “Wait, that chain could still be useful. Give me an end and we'll try to clothesline him, I got a plan.”

Plus a larger number of moving objects might fuck with his ability to push us back. He doesn't seem to have been at this for very long, if his first response was to crash a fuckin party of all things.

>>3009503
>D: “If that's your plan, then how about I help you get there? Fastball special time!”

NEVER DENY THE FASTBALL

Also, Lethal League, good taste MP.

>>3009503
>B: “Wait, that chain could still be useful. Give me an end and we'll try to clothesline him, I got a plan.”

>>3009535
>>3009522
>>3009519
Roll D100!

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3009575
I'm never gonna get a Fastball Special...

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3009575
Get funky

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3009575

>>3009585
Fuck, you, dice, fuck you with a battleax. Just gonna go die now.

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>>3009585
good to know we're following in dad's footsteps so well

>>3009596
I DIDNT FUCKING WANT IT TO HAPPEN, WE COULD HAVE BEEN LIKE MOM, BUT NOOOOOOO!

>>3009585
Welp, guess we now know what she inherited from Reno.

>>3009585
THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD HAVE FASTBALLED!

>Willie wraps Rena up with the chain shibari style.

>>3009503
>B

“Wait, that chain could still be useful. Give me an end and we'll try to clothesline him, I got a plan.”

“... Alright, I'll follow your lead.” She confirms, tossing you one end.

You both stand and spread out from each other, tugging on the chain to make sure it's taut between you two.

Willie rises from the opening he made in the wall of the home, meeting you both in the street.

“Is this an invitation to play jump rope, ladies? Because I think I have an unfair advantage.” He taunts, folding his arms as he remains above ground.

“Nah, we call this rope-a-dope!” Crush retorts violently, breaking off into a sprint as you try to match her speed...

… But a fatal error was made. You went to the party in heels. It never occurred to you how important proper footwear was to fighting because you could just fly anyway, but since your team-attack involved someone who couldn't, you had no choice.

The heel on your right shoe breaks off, and with an embarrassed yelp you trip forward and tug the chain down with you, causing you and Crush to both take a spill and eat pavement.

Muffled shouts and grunts are shared between you two as your faces drag across the ground for a moment, scraping your features with a stinging pain.

Willie is laughing like a madman, Crush is cursing, and right now you can't bring yourself to lift your head out of overwhelming humiliation.

Maybe you were wrong. Maybe this hero business was a mistake. You should've just gone up to Tamaran and lived like the royalty you are instead of making yourself look like a complete joke in front of the people you tried to protect.

What are you going to do?

[To be continued soon!]

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Alright anons, that's all for tonight because I'm very sleepy!

I think you all will need some time to discuss and plan things out for the next session, because it's not looking too spectacular for our hero!

Goodnight everyone! Thank you for reading!

>>3009642
>Not flying cause Crush couldn't fly
>Not using flight to keep from crashing face first into the ground
>That last bit shitting on Rena

I'm sorry but that's just bullshit, crit fail or not.

>>3009651
You don't have to apologize, because I won't either!

It's a critical failure, not a critical-oopsie!

Also the last bit is to show how Rena's thoughts currently work and how seriously she takes this stuff compared to Reno, who can usually shrug/walk it off.

>>3009665
Did the people see up Rena's skirt when she fell? Because that would actually be worse.

>>3009642
Okay everyone! Sorry I'm late, but now that I'm here it's time to start this thread with a roll!

Roll 1D100+20

Rolled 18 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>3011817

Rolled 14 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>3011817
Recover!

Rolled 52 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>3011817

>>3011817

>>3011817
There's a familiar pain in your forehead, and your mind wanders to a moment far back in time...

“Are you gonna cry?” He asks, his boot grinding on top of your little fingers.

You scream and sob at how much it hurts, burying your face in the muddy earth of Okaara as you tremble from the pain.

“STOOOPPP!!!! PLEASE!!!” You cry out, but he only responds with kicking you straight in the head.

You violently roll and tumble a few feet back, your now swollen hands digging into the dirt as you begin crying and mewling like a baby.

“What a joke. You can't handle all that pain and now you're going to die crying. Is this the hero you wanted to be?”

“NO!!!! STOP HURTING ME!!!!!!” You scream, but your cries are muffled by the boot stomping on the back of your head, smothering your face in the ground.

“Stop? You asked for this. You insisted on fighting a serious threat, and now you're going to choke on dirt til you're no longer breathing. You failed, Rena. You failed to stop a real villain and now you and everyone you love will die!”

“B-UHFFH-BUT I LOVE YOU DAD!!!” You try to reason with him through snot, tears and dirt covering your face.

Through his frightening armor, your dad stares down at you hesitantly before uttering soul-shattering words.

“Your dad is dead. I'm Battery.”

You erupt into a violent sob before dirt muffles your mouth again, and with a cackle the once loving parent gives you an ultimatum.

“Fight and live, or cry and die. Choose, hero.”

–

“Stop... Laughing at me...” You growl, starting to lift your head off the ground.

Willie continues to chortle, and as you look at the shifting lower jaw, a raging fire shines in your eyes that you haven't felt in a while.

“I SAID STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!” You howl, springing off the ground with such force that your feet tear their way out of the high-heels you tripped in.

Willie's face turns into one of horror before its deformed by a burning fist sinking into his right cheek, his face becoming “smushed” as several teeth fly out of his compressed lips!

He goes soaring for a moment, but he soon falls head first into the ground and ragdolls further down the neighborhood's street, almost out of sight.

You pant heavily, the fire in your eyes fading somewhat as you look towards where Willie landed.

A: Make sure Crush is alright.

B: Don't let up! Make sure he's down for the count!

C: This isn't the right place for a fight like this. You're angry and in a residential area, making the possibility of civilian casualties likely. You need to take the battle somewhere further away.

>>3011900
>B: Don't let up! Make sure he's down for the count!

>>3011900
>C: This isn't the right place for a fight like this. You're angry and in a residential area, making the possibility of civilian casualties likely. You need to take the battle somewhere further away.

>>3011900
>C: This isn't the right place for a fight like this. You're angry and in a residential area, making the possibility of civilian casualties likely. You need to take the battle somewhere further away.

Crush heals, we know this, she'll be okay

>>3011900
C: This isn't the right place for a fight like this. You're angry and in a residential area, making the possibility of civilian casualties likely. You need to take the battle somewhere further away.

>>3011900
>C

>>3011926
>>3011927
>>3011919
Roll D100!

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3011939

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>3011939

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3011939

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>>3011942
I AM SO GLAD I DIDN'T ROLL

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>>3011942
THIS NEVER HAPPENS WHAT!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EfhAFA2yFE

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>>3011900
>C

“I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!” You roar, chasing after him with a burning streak of violet trailing behind you as you fly at him!

He begins to sit up, frantically looking around to find something to hurl at you and deciding on a tree in someone's lawn nearby!

It's a rather large oak tree, still displaying green leaves despite the coming fall, and it's hurled at you like a rocket! Due to your speed and the force behind the telekinetic throw, you both collide head on...


… And you snap the tree in half with your face! You don't even flinch, all you feel is a faint touch of wood against your nose and fragments of bark dance through your hair as you break through the log!

Willie tries to scream, but all that comes out is a muffled cry through a spray of saliva between his swollen lips. Soon you're upon him, diving down and sending a fist into his gut!

You're holding back, of course, but his eyes still nearly pop out of his skull as the ground beneath him cracks from the impact!

Pulling your fist free from his gut, you raise an open palm high in the air, bringing it sharply down and slapping him across the face!

After the first hit, you move the hand over your shoulder for another wind up, delivering a backhand across the opposite side! You continue the motions, giving him a piece of your mind with every smack across his face!

“YOU! RUINED! MY! FIRST! PARTY! I! DRESSED! UP! FOR! NOTHING! AND! YOU! MADE! ME! BREAK! A SHOE! YOU PIECE OF-”

Just as you're about to give him one last powerful whack across the left side, someone reaches out and clutches onto your wrist, keeping your hand in place.

You look back, about ready to pummel whoever stopped you... Until you see who it is.

A completely black high-tech suit, with shining white eyes and teeth under the face-protection, pointy-parts on the side of his skull, and a big red bat on his chest...

“I think he got the message.” Batman tells you, letting your arm go once he realizes you've relaxed.

You feel your eyes sparkling. It's Batman. You can't believe it. Oh god you look like a mess in front of Batman! What should you say! Don't blow it, Rena!

A: “... Hi.”

B: “Oh my god, Batman! It is such an honor to meet you!”

C: “Okay, I'll just step aside Mr. Batman.”

D: Don't. Say. Anything.

>>3011998
>B

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>>3011998
B: “Oh my god, Batman! It is such an honor to meet you!”

Proceed to fangirl.

>>3011998
>A: “... Hi.”
Rena, use your words, like a people.

>>3011998

We look like shit and we just about beat a man to death....

I say

>A:...Hi"

>>3011998
>A: “... Hi.”

>>3011998
>A: “... Hi.”

>>3012007
>>3012015
>>3012016
>>3012019
Roll D100 -20!

Rolled 72 - 20 (1d100 - 20)

>>3012032

Rolled 84 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>3012032

Rolled 50 - 20 (1d100 - 20)

>>3012032
Rena right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLzgTd4YDyY

Rolled 74 - 20 (1d100 - 20)

>>3012032
>>3012037
god dammit, how long I been doin this and I fuck that up?

Rolled 92 - 20 (1d100 - 20)

>>3012032

>>3012043

The hell is up with your rolls man? And why couldn't you have rolled sooner.

>>3012043
I fucking should not have rolled and I'm sorry

>>3011998
>A

Oh, this is so cool! You're seeing Batman in person! His suit is so shway too! It's like a second skin, outlining every single ridge of his muscles...

Wow... That's actually pretty detailed... His pecs are just right there, and those bumps showing his abs... Wow wow wow...

Do you still look sexy and cute? Wait, you're spacing out! Say something!

“Mhhmhehe... H-Hi-llo...” You bumble, standing up and straightening out your clothes and hair, hoping that he can't see your face turning red under the night sky.

He looks at you for a moment, then moves over to Willie and starts to-Oh god, his butt. His butt is... It's just being groped by the suit! You could get a handful of one of those firm buns and just squeeze it until you died.

He's mumbling something to Willie as he cuffs him, but you're too busy looking up the muscles on his back after oogling his buns of steel. Good grief, you've always been too shy to romantically approach either sex, but if you knew who was under that suit you would-

“Hey!”

You feel a hard slap on your bark, causing you to yelp and frantically turn to see Crush.

“Nice job, princess! I was worried you were going to start bawling again... Hey, you alright? You're looking a little--”

“Fine! Big fine and okay thank you Crash!” You proceed to bumble, trembling as Batman turns his head to give you both a weird look before going back to putting Willie in custody.

Crush gets a sly grin on her face. Oh god, she knows!

“Hey, Rena, you want a drink? You're starting to look a bit thirsty.”

“S-SHUT UP!”

[To be continued soon!]

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Sorry for the late follow up post, but I almost fell asleep!

That's all for tonight, hope you liked the mini lore and the Tamaranean spaghetti! Hopefully I'll get off work sooner tomorrow!

>>3012127
>You're starting to look a bit thirsty
Rena is for Buli

>>3012127
Rena is for lewd buli, and Reno going to War Planet is just to steal a big enough gun to intimidate anyone attempting to date her. Calling it now.

>>3012238
...... I can honestly see War Planet being his shotgun

>>3012127
I can't imagine Reno being ok with her dating a hero. They're chumps and make for shitty family.

>>3012296
Nah, reno said he would support her whatever she chooses.... That doesn't mean he isn't going to test whatever man she brings home and utterly terrify him to ensure the guy doesn't even consider breaking her heart.

>>3012127
Man it's a good thing Terry has a solid thing goin on, I wouldn't want Reno to smush his face.

>sees daughter begin looking at boys
>Goes off to take over War World to scare off the men unworthy of his little girl

You stood with Crush watching as police and emergency services came and went from Nelson's home, hauling Willie back to juvie while other officers remained behind to question party goers.

Nelson looked worse than he had when Willie first arrived, given that his parents would most likely be on an emergency flight back home once word reached them of what happened.

Chelsea and the others had either been picked up or left on their own accord, leaving you, Crush and Batman with a crowd of cops.

“So... On a scale of one to ten, how badly do you want his babies?” Crush continued to tease, jabing an elbow into your side and putting you into a flustered fit.

“Oh my god stop!!!” you groan, trying to slap her arm away.

“Aw c'mon! You're not about to let the commissioner steal your man, are ya?” She continued, pointing at the gray-haired woman speaking to Batman.

“H-He's not... Stop oh my god STOP!!!” You whine into your hands, your skin feeling more red than orange.

Crush just snickers. You wish you weren't so emotional, but it's a part of your DNA. Maybe you could tell one of the cops here that you're the victim of a hatecrime targeting Tamaraneans...

“... You know, it is weird that Batman got here so quick.” Crush mentions, then she starts to sniff the air.

“And what's even weirder is that the air hasn't changed at all... Still the same scents from when we first arrived, aside from the cops.”

“What are you saying? That Batman lives here or something?” You ask.

“No, but he might be one of your classmates at that party.” She replies, eyeing the dark knight.

A: “What?! No way, Batman is way older than any of the people there.”

B: “You think so? Maybe we should talk to him! See if we share any classes!”

C: “Well, he could've been following Willie here... Seems like to simple of a conclusion for him to just be a student.”

D: “... Maybe that woman he's talking to knows more about him. We should find out.”

>>3016228
>C

>>3016228
>C: “Well, he could've been following Willie here... Seems like to simple of a conclusion for him to just be a student.”

>>3016228
>B: “You think so? Maybe we should talk to him! See if we share any classes!”

Does Rena know that Bruce was the original Batman? Cause that seems like something Reno would tell her at random.

>"Oh by the way sweetie, The first Batman Was that billionaire guy Bruce Wayne. Recognized him by his mouth and chin. Plus Bat-girl and Robin called him Bruce from time to time, so that helped."
>"So remember, if you want to keep a secret Identity, be sure to cover you're whole face. But you're way too unique to do that honey, just be you."

>>3016228
>C

You shake your head.

“Well, he could've been following Willie here... Seems like to simple of a conclusion for him to just be a student.”

“If that's the case, he's a real asshole for waiting for you to do his job before jumping in.” Crush argues.

“There's obviously more to it than that, he could—oh god he's walking over here.” You suddenly blurb, staring wide-eyed at the approaching obsidian hunk.

He's walking over to you both, the police commissioner watching over him by her squad car as he nears.

“Niiice. I'll get a close up of you embarrassing yourself.” Crush taunts before you desperately shove her away.

Okay, he's getting close, how should you act?

A: Cool, act like you're not about to faint being this close to the real deal.

B: Flirty, but play hard to get. You're gonna show Crush you aren't a wobbling mess!

C: Humble. Just be honest and say how much its an honor to finally meet him while telling him about your passion to be a crime fighter.

D: Don't. Do. Anything.

>>3016329
>C: Humble. Just be honest and say how much its an honor to finally meet him while telling him about your passion to be a crime fighter.

If Rena knows Bruce's identity, I'd love for her to end the conversation with "Tell Bruce I said Hi." to troll them.

>>3016329
>A: Cool, act like you're not about to faint being this close to the real deal.

>>3016329
>A: Cool, act like you're not about to faint being this close to the real deal.

>>3016354
>>3016355
Roll D100-10!

Rolled 79 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>3016401

Rolled 18 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>3016401

>>3016401
dont spill spaghett

>>3016450
Gotta roll to avoid the spill, anon

Rolled 38 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>3016401

Rolled 7 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>3016401

+-10, anons. I know, it's weird.

Well at least she hasn't started seducing him like Reno seduced Komand'r

>>3016457
my bad, still new with the roll commands.

>>3016486
It's still hilarious to me that Reno accidentally reversed Kom's own seduction and seduced her right back. All he was doing was being nice, genuine, and fighting people for fun.

>>3016488
No problem, anon, just roll again.

>>3016329
>A

You take a deep breath, calming yourself just as he reaches you.

“Rena, right?” His gruff voice asks, and just the sound of it makes you feel all gooey.

“Yeah...” You answer, trying to keep your thoughts from getting scrambled.

“Just wanted to say thanks. Sorry I wasn't much help, but you two seemed to have it under control.”

“Thank you.” You respond with a short nod, showing a kind smile.

“I'm kind of new to this whole hero thing... I-I don't even have my costume on me...”

“What matters is you kept everyone safe. I'll see you around.” He responds before opening his arms and revealing a set of red, fiber wings spreading behind him.

There's a burst of smoke and fire that puffs out from under his feet, and soon he's launched into the sky and gliding off.

As soon as he's gone, you lose you composure and do a happy squeal, bouncing about excitedly.

“... Are you okay?” Crush asks.

“HE SAID HE'D SEE ME AROUND!!!” You cheerfully recite, holding onto your flushed cheeks.

Crush can only roll her eyes in response.

[To continued soon!]

>>3016500
I'm curious if her mom has told her to look for a man who can give a good beating during "The Talk."

That's all for tonight! Sorry it's not a lot, but there's some spooky stuff happening here+I need to get some rest for the Smash direct tomorrow! Seeya guys soon, and Happy Halloween!

>>3016518
It would explain Reno going to loot all of War World

>>3016515
There wasn't anything else eventful that night. You fawned and gushed over Batman's acknowledgment of you, Crush teased you relentlessly, but you had both made it back to your home safely.

With Crush having slept on the couch, you both luckily awoke with your mother still gone. With her out of the house, no one was around to stop you and crush to make an incredible mess in your family's grand kitchen to prepare pancakes for breakfast. As batter and other ingredients stained the counter tops and floors, you contently flipped the soft hot cake in the sizzling pan while Crush guzzled a gallon of orange juice behind you.

After several gulps, she began to speak.

“Ahhh! So, are your parents usually gone this long? Because maybe we could have a party of our own...” She schemes, punctuating her words with a shelf-shaking burp.

“Only when my dad gets his “moments” I guess...” You trail off, flipping another pancake in the air before setting it on a plate.

“Usually he's back before my mom notices.”

“... Dare I ask what these moments are?” She asks, carelessly tossing the empty jug on the floor.

“I don't know how to describe it... He gets punch crazy? My dad claims to be retired but instead of traveling the world he insists on beating it up, and he'll even leave Earth if he's that bored.” You start to explain.

“It drives my mom crazy, and even I have to admit that he can be a bit overwhelming sometimes. But he's my dad and I love him! Besides, at least he doesn't act the way he did on Okaara...”

“What happened on Okaara? Crush asks, quirking an eyebrow.

A: “Training just got a little rough, that's all.”

B: “Well, I' partly to blame, but I told him I wanted a serious fight and that he shouldn't hold anything back. He got carried away...”

C: “Don't worry about it. You wanna see if you can come to school today?”

D: “Oh, nothing... Hey, want some help finding your mom?”

>>3020293
>D

>>3020293
>B: “Well, I' partly to blame, but I told him I wanted a serious fight and that he shouldn't hold anything back. He got carried away...”

>>3020307
>>3020313
Mmm, I'll allow 5 more minutes of additional voting!

>>3020293
>B: “Well, I'm* partly to blame, but I told him I wanted a serious fight and that he shouldn't hold anything back. He got carried away...”

>>3020357
>>3020352
CCCCCCC COMBO BREAKAAAAA!

>>3020293
>B

You let out a soft whine as you take syrupy and delicious bite out of the pancake.

“Well, when I was still just a kid and I asked for serious training, my dad basically took me into the wilderness of a foreign planet. Every day was trying to survive off the environment with my dad randomly attacking me in his old bad guy outfit.”

You sigh, vividly remembering it all.

“One day he said that wanted to go easier on me because viciously attacking his own daughter everyday was starting to get to him, but me being me I threw a tantrum and told him to act like a real villain. What I got next were the scariest 3 days of my life.”

“... Rena, what did your father do?” Crush asks, starting to look concerned.

“Well, he stopped pulling his punches for one.” You begin to explain, rubbing your shoulder

“Before I was getting scraped and bruised, but by the end of those three days I had a broken nose, two broken ribs and several burns. The pain wasn't the worst part though; it was what he said. Hearing all the vile things that he was going to do to the people I failed to protect... It almost broke me. It's a wonder how I didn't drown in my own tears.”

“What a piece of fucking shit!” Crush snarls, causing you to gasp in surprise as she violently punches a fist into her palm.

“I thought my dad was a dead beat for running out on me, but at least he never abused me like yours did! If I ever see him, I'll--”

“WAIT NONONO!” You shout, holding up your arms and motioning for her to simmer down.

“My dad immediately regretted it! He was apologizing profusely over it for months and he wouldn't stop giving me ice cream and... My dad was really REALLY sorry, basically. I still love my dad too, and I wish I didn't ask him to go that far.”

“You don't think that traumatized you or anything? Rena, he hurt you!” Crush insists, not buying it.

“Yep, and that's what a villain would do.” You respond with a kind smile.

“Even if it was a mistake, I learned a lot from it. I've held onto those memories, and to this day they're what keep me motivated to be a hero, so no one will feel as weak and powerless as I did.”

“... Whatever. Your family is crazy, and that means a lot coming from me.” Crush reluctantly dismisses.

“So, you going to school today?”

A: “Yeah, I guess I should. I'm worried that everyone's going to be afraid of me now though.”

B: “Nope! I wanna help you find your mom!”
C: “Nah, I'm gonna patrol the city! See if I can do some good!”

D: “I dunno, I still got some time to decide... Oh! Have you met Amazo yet?”

>>3020413
>A: “Yeah, I guess I should. I'm worried that everyone's going to be afraid of me now though.”
>"Come with me, I'm sure we can find someone smart enough to help there. I think the cliché I hang out with might know someone."

>>3020413
>A: “Yeah, I guess I should. I'm worried that everyone's going to be afraid of me now though.”

>>3020430
+1

>>3020413
>A: “Yeah, I guess I should. I'm worried that everyone's going to be afraid of me now though.”

>>3020413
>A

“Yeah, I guess I should. I'm worried that everyone's going to be afraid of me now though.”

“Why be worried about that? You could totally rule your school by being some super-powered bad ass bitch!” Crush tries to encourage you, but you just wince.

“That's awful! I couldn't stand being someone who earned respect like that!”

Crush just shrugs before turning to leave the room.

“Whatever, enjoy hitting the books I guess. Wish me luck on finding my moms.”

“Good luck!” You call out after her happily.

Looking back at the mess you made, you just wave it off figuring Amazo will clean it up later as you go to get dressed for school!

–

“Rena! Hey!”

Chelsea and a few of her friends eagerly flock to you as you descend onto the school grounds, and to your surprise they don't seem the least bit afraid!

“Oh, hey guys. Are you all okay after last night?” You ask, showing some genuine concern.

“Are you kidding? We're more than okay! We have our own personal super-hero!” One of the girls informs you, the others audibly agreeing.

“I mean, at the time that was so not crash of that freak to show up and ruin everything, and I was worried when did all those fire thingies, but...” Chelsea tries to form the right words, looking off to the side.

“... I dunno, I guess it's just nice having a super-hero around that we know. Like, Batman gives me the creeps, and my dad's rants on Superman being a potential threat and junk are starting to get to me... But, like, you're Rena. We don't have to worry about you doing some shady crap on the side.”

Your cheeks feel a bit hot, surprised by all the praise.

“I guess... I am glad I don't have to hide who I am, but that's mostly because my parents could kill--” You start to say, but your eyes go wide for a moment as your tongue scrambles to fix the statement.

“--lll anyone going after them in court! H-hehe, we have good lawyers.”

“My family does too! Who are your parents with, Murdock and Wright?” Chelsea asks, actually surprising you with how genuine her interest seems for once.

Before you get a chance to answer, you're greeted by a somewhat familiar face upon entering the school.

“Hey. Rena, right?”

You look up to see Terry, relieved to see that he made it out of the party safely, but even more puzzled by his attempt to speak to you.

“Yeah. You know we have a class together, right?” You ask, putting him on the spot just to tease him.

“Yeah I uh... I just wasn't sure about your name. Is it cool if we talk for a second?”

A: “Sure! I don't mind.”

B: “Actually, I got something else to do...”

>>3020533
>A: “Sure! I don't mind.”

>>3020533
>A: “Sure! I don't mind.”

>>3020533
>A: “Sure! I don't mind.”

>>3020538
>>3020542
>>3020545
Roll D100!

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3020567

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3020567

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3020567

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>>3020585

>>3020585
>Rena sees his ass
>recognizes it

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>>3020585
YO!

>>3020585
yessssssss

>>3020590
She'd recognize that ass anywhere.

>>3020533
>A

You give him a warm smile.

“Sure! I don't mind.”

He shoots you a smile right back before walking with you to a more secluded area of the school.

“So, what's up?” You ask.

“I just wanted to say thanks for saving us all last night. That was really brave, and I don't know what any of us would've done if you hadn't been there.” He admits, but you just modestly wave his praise off.

“Oh, stop! Batman was on his way there anyway!” You admit, rubbing the back of your head.

“I'm really happy I got to help though. It feels nice not being such a stranger anymore.”

“I'm glad. Well, that's all I wanted to say. Seeya in class, Rena.” He parts with you, patting your backpack as the bell rings.

“Eh?!” You're taken by surprise from his pat, and you instinctively reach around to where his hand hit.

“What the...?”

Your hands brush over something, and you find yourself having to tug on it quite hard to pry it free.

“Hey! Terry!” You shout, getting Terry to stop and turn back around towards you with a look of surprise.

“What did you stick to me?! Is it something gross?!” You start to angrily accuse him as you finally pry it free from your bag.

“I honestly never thought you'd be that much of a jer--”

You're cut short by your own shock, for as you raise the item up to Terry's face you see that it's a flat electronic device with a red bat logo on it.

“... What?” You quietly ask, and Terry looks like he's going to scream.

“... Hey, turn around.” You order him in your serious-hero voice.

“What?! I--” Terry tries to protest, but you're having none of it!

“I said turn!” You bark, grabbing him by the shoulders and forcefully spinning him.

Your eyes lock onto his ass, analyzing the denim snuggly wrapped around the ass it covers.
You recognize it.

“Oh. My. Gawd.” You say in a heavy tone, letting Terry spin back around.

“Look, this isn't... Whatever you think this is.” Terry tries to rationalize, but it's too late.

“That is definitely Batman's ass. You're Batman. Holy shit.” You somehow have the sensibility to keep your voice low in case anyone still remaining in the hall can hear you two.

“Batman's what—No! Rena listen--”

The color drains from your face as your jaw hangs open. Terry is Batman. Terry has that amazing bod... But he's already dating that Dana girl. He's taken. As in, you'll never live out your romantic superhero fantasy with him.

A: You have to steal Dana's man!

B: “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

>>3020633
B: “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

>>3020633
>C: "You're Batman and you didn't tell Dana?! YOU JERK!"

For real though Terry and Dana had almost no chemistry on the show, dude needs someone better. And who better than Rena?

But only do it if they break up, Rena's too pure to cuck anybody.

>>3020633
>B: “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

>>3020633
>B: “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
>"Dad was right! All you bats are jerks!"

>>3020633
>B: “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

>>3020633

B: “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

So did any of the Thunderforce have any kids in between the time skip? Cause I'm kinda hoping that Lain and Eclipse had a kid, maybe a daughter named Umbra.

>>3020633
>A: You have to steal Dana's man!

>>3020633
>B: “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

>>3020645
Was never really fond of Dana or Max myself

>>3020689
To be fair, they didn't spend all that much time developing them.


As far as I can remember, anyway

>>3020694
Melanie Walker was cool, though

>>3020698
True.

I'm looking forward to how Tamaraneans will mess with things. Like... Splicers with alien animal DNA rather than normal animals.

I always liked Batman Beyond because it showed how useless Batman and Superman's form of Justice was. Most of the old villains were still around, the ones that weren't simply quit due to getting old.

>>3020633
>B

You fall to your knees.

“NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” You cry towards the sky, making a small scene for anyone who hadn't left for class yet.

Terry is beyond confused.

“... Are you okay?” He asks.

No, you're not. The hot man ass wrapped up in tight black suit belongs to someone who will never see it, but you could have! You could have totally had romantic nights in costume with Batman, on some roof top nuzzling into his defined pecks as you patrol for crime... But NOOOOOOOOOOO, the normal BORING girl gets them, and she doesn't even get them in the best way! This sucks! THIS SUCKS!

“... Yeah I'm okay.” You say with a sigh, standing back up only to give Terry a hard shove on the shoulder.

“So why didn't you just tell me you were... HIM?!” You censor yourself, but you still make it clear that you aren't happy about it.

“I'm sorry, it's just... The old man knows your dad and... It's complicated.” He tries to explain, but falls on nettled ears.

“What old man knows my dad? You better start explaining Terry, or I'm gonna clobber Batman the next time I see him!” You threaten, causing Terry to take a serious expression.

“Fine! I'll meet you tonight and explain everything. Just keep that tracker with you.” He instructs in a gruff tone, hurrying off to class.

You give a bratty growl once you think he's out of ear-shot, stomping your foot like a child.

Well, you suppose you should head to class.

A: Go to class. Maybe you'll learn something.

B: Fast forward to later in the evening.

>>3020715
>B: Fast forward to later in the evening.

>>3020715
>B: Fast forward to later in the evening.

>inb4 Catwoman found out about Bruce the same way Rena did

>>3020715
>B: Fast forward to later in the evening.

>>3020715
>A: Go to class. Maybe you'll learn something.
SURPRISE INTERRUPT ENGAGE

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>Pic totally related

>>3020723
>>3020734
>>3020741
Last roll for tonight! Roll D100!

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3020757

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3020757

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>>3020762
.... I must only use this power for good.

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3020757

>>3020762
DUDE

There are THREE nat 100's in this thread, two of them rolled by the same dude.

Shit is going to go so wrong in the future, I just know it.

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>>3020762
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>>3020783

i am scared right now, we NEVER get rolls this good, we're gonna kill Terry aren't we?

>>3020808
death by snu-snu

>>3020715
As you fly towards the top of the tower, your eyes go wide in shock at the sight of your mother's ship parked on the landing pad adjacent to your home.

Your heart stops for a moment. You didn't think they'd be back so soon!

Okay, don't panic! It's a good thing that you got here before Crush or Batman, otherwise the house would be on fire by now!

It might've been luck that saved you, but you're going to need even more to try and keep your parents preoccupied before your company shows up!

Taking a deep breath, dive to the front porch, landing quickly on your feet and hurrying inside.

You don't announce your arrival beyond the sound of your loud footsteps, you just hurry to the living room and--

… See someone on the couch.

He looks grumpy, almost as if he just scolded by their mother and now they've resorted to pouting. Two of his strong hands are pressed into his snowy beard as he holds his head up, a shaggy head of hair beneath his furrowed brow. He's bare from the waist up, his upper body covered in ink and scars from his many years of fighting.

Your father's striking eyes catch a glimpse of you, and a giant grin flashes across his fuzzy face.

“Oi! You think you can just barge into my home without having to face me?!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aZQrzjxu5w

He stands sharply, his muscles doing a powerful flex as he dons a fighting pose in your direction!

“Not even my own daughter will receive mercy from my electrifying hands!”

[To be continued soon!]

>>3020633
.....is it on moms side of the family we get our detective skills, or dads weabo protocol being passed down a Dr. Jorge left something extra for his kids, or is it both?

>>3020715
Fuck...I am having a hard time guessing where we get our dramatics from, mom and dad are weirdo's when it comes to this.

>>3020815
>almost as if he just scolded by their mother
well, you tried

>>3020822
I'm tired and forgot to put the "was" !!! NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed tonight's run! See you all next time!

>>3020815
Did this mother fucker really do Hiachi light cosplay as an old man? He knows how fucked that is.

>>3020825
Rolls made this pure, teenly dramatic, gold...or is it weeb gold.
this is bothering me>>3020817
>>3020821

>>3020825
looking forward to it, Mach!

>>3020828
It's cool, Rena can fly, tossing her off a cliff will be fine.
Though she may have inherited a Devil Gene from Reno...

>>3020834
I mean that part is obvious, in fact it would be weird if she didn't, what I want to know is where did she get the ass scanner from in the family tree

>>3020830
Kom gives Rena her emotions and intelligence, Reno gave her his dramatic flair
Plus, a kid as lonely as her is bound to develop some... flamboyant traits.

>>3020841
Oh, definitely Kom. How do you think she picked out Reno? Just on his fighting skills? Nah man, Battery got back!

>>3020844
I am satisfied with this answer, now I shall pray that we don't stick out foot in our mouth when talking to people about Terry's, I mean Batman's amazing ass.

>>3020851
in her defense, we can't be the first to mention it, he runs around a skin-tight rubber fetish suit
You just know the DeeDee's have tried to cop a feel.

And I can't blame him. He's just shakin what his daddy genetically overwrote his non-biological father's dna with and subsequently crippling their marriage until they divorced.

Why is rena a super chad who gets three nat100s a thread when her dad is such a jobber

>>3021269
She gets it from her mother. Don't worry, she will probably get his foot-in-mouth tendencies from him instead. He did raise a weeb hero after all.
>>3020855
God I love those two, I just want to take them home and make a nice home cooked dinner for them and have a candlelit date.

Alright anons, lets resume >>3020815 with a roll!

Roll D100!

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3027088

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3027088

>>3027088

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>3027120
I'm an idiot

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>3027088
rolling for fun!

>>3027088
“Uhhh...” You just stare at your dad, unsure if he's serious.

Suddenly there's a blinding flash of blue lightning, and when your vision returns your father is missing!

“GOTCHA!” You hear him shout from behind, and immediately after he wraps his arms around your waist!

You yelp as he gets a tight hold, lifts you up and...

… Hugs you tight and spins you around, laughing merrily as he embraces you.

“Daaad!! Stop it! I'm too old for this!!” You try to order him, but you can't contain the happy giggles escaping you before he finally sets you down.

“Too bad! You're always gonna be my little angel!” He informs you with a grin, ruffling your hair until you swat his hand away.

“So, how're things going? Did you make your costume yet?”

“Yup!” You nod.

“It's up in my room though. Where's mom? I wanna show it to both of you.”

Your dad winces, scratching his beard and looking off to the side.

“Your mother is in the kitchen doing her angry cooking... thing... I think I really screwed up this time.”

A: “Aw, don't worry dad. You guys always make up! If it's that bad I'll sweet-talk her, though.”

B: “Oof. What'd you do? All I know is that involved a place called War World.”

C: “Angry cooking thing...?”

D: “Oh, well, I don't think I'll have it any easier... I made a friend recently. Well, two friends I think...”

>>3027255
D.

>>3027255
actually, on second thought, I wanna swap to D
>D: “Oh, well, I don't think I'll have it any easier... I made a friend recently. Well, two friends I think...”

>>3027255
D: “Oh, well, I don't think I'll have it any easier... I made a friend recently. Well, two friends I think...”


"So I met Lobo's daughter... oh and the new Batman has a cute and tragically distinctive butt.

>>3027267
>>3027284
>>3027285
Roll D100 again!

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3027355

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3027355

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>3027355

>>3027255
>D

Your hands start to fidget thinking about it.

“Oh, well, I don't think I'll have it any easier... I made a friend recently. Well, two friends I think...”

“Oh? What's so bad about that?” Your dad asks, raising an eyebrow.

“Well, mom said to not have anyone over while you were gone, and to be fair she kind of let herself in but...

“Rena...” Your dad urges.

You sigh.

“Her name's Crush, and apparently you know her dad? I think it was Lowblow or something...”

Your dad's eyes go wide with shock, both of his hands clamping down onto the top of his head as if he was going mad.

“HOLY SHIT! LOBO?! FUCKING LOBO?! SOMEONE--”

You clamp your hand over your dad's mouth before its too late, muffling him while signaling to keep his voice down so your mom doesn't hear.

He nods after a few seconds, moving your hand aside and going back to his rant.

“You mean someone willingly had sex with Lobo, got pregnant and DIDN'T abort it?!”

“DAD! She's my friend!” You scold him, somewhat offended by his words.

“Look don't get me wrong, I'm sure she's... Not as bad as her dad, but... Oh kid, if you met the guy you would understand. He's good for a drink and a fight, but that's it.” He tries to explain.

“I think I do. Crush already considers him a deadbeat, so that's why she's on Earth looking for her mom. She's got nothing to work with though, and I wish I could help.” You sadly admit.

“Don't worry, I want to know who was crazy enough to sleep with that animal myself. I'll get your Uncle and some of his boys to snoop around. Jesus... Lobo?! Really?!” Your dad continues to question the revelation to himself, holding his chin as he looks to you once more.

“You said there was two, so who's the other one? 'They been in her too?”

“No, not yet... He might visit tonight so--”

“He?” Your dad interrupts, a serious look on his face.

“Yeah. I don't know if I'd consider him a friend yet though. Maybe if--”

“What's his name and where does he live?” Your dad grimly asks, a small spark of electricity firing off the side of his face.

A: “Terry McGinnis... Are you okay, dad?”

B: “Dad it's not like that! He's Batman, so it's business related...ish?”

C: “Maybe I should talk about this with mom instead...”

D: “Nevermind. Maybe we should focus on Crush instead.”

>>3027471
B: “Dad it's not like that! He's Batman, so it's business related...ish?”

I mean... not the real Batman... he's gotta be ancient... but A Batman.

>>3027471
>C: “Maybe I should talk about this with mom instead...”
Need advice on how to steal a man.

>>3027471
>B: “Dad it's not like that! He's Batman, so it's business related...ish?”

>>3027489
>>3027497
Uh oh! Roll D100!

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3027524

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3027524

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3027524

Christ, all the passing rolls have been 90+ so far. RNGesus must be saving up bad luck for something huge.

>>3027581
The dice gods love Rena. Maybe even more than we do.

>>3027471
>B

You hold up your hands, preparing to defuse your father's temper in regards to a boy getting near you.

“Dad it's not like that! He's Batman, so it's business related...ish?”

His nostrils flare, as if he were a bull looking into a red cape.

“Batman?! I still need to fight that newbie! If he doesn't hold a candle to the original, I'll--”

“PUT ON A GODDAMN SHIRT!”

The shout from your mom coming from the other side of the is punctuated by a dinner plate smashing into the side of your dad's head, causing him to flinch and cower for a second.

“JEEEEZUS! MANDY CAN YOU NOT-- SHIT SHIT FINE!!”

Your dad's protest is cut short by your mom's eyes shining brightly in preparation to burn through your dad's skull, but he's quick to scurry off and do as the missus says.

You purse your lips and remain perfectly still, trying to remain as far from your mom's scary side as possible!

Her eyes fix on you, and the fire withing them is smothered as a loving smile spreads across her face.

“How's my little princess doing?” She dotingly inquires, briefly hovering over to you and wrapping you up in your second hug for the day.

“She's fine, mom...” You weakly hug back, still trying to shake off the nerves you get from seeing her go “angry mode.”


“Good! I missed you so much while I was rounding up your stupid father. He really knows how to test a woman's patience...” She grumbles after planting a kiss on the top of your head.

“I guess... It seemed like he went overboard this time.” You mention, and your mom rolls her eyes.

“Sweetie, the fact that we're now saying “this time” for your father's antics is the real issue. An Earth woman would've divorced him, had him committed to a mental institution and liquidated his assets for cash. However, I intend to find a way of breaking him... Out of love, of course.”

Your mom fuels your nightmares.

“Now, what's this about a boy?” Your mom abruptly brings up the subject catching you by suprise.

Before you can ask how much she heard, she's well into giving the answer.

“I mean, I'm assuming that's what it was. Your father was making his war-face whenever you referred to a “he” or “him.” She explains with a devious smile.

A: “It's... Complicated. Basically I was attracted to him when I thought he was one thing, but then I saw the other parts of him and now I'm just conflicted...”

B: “Mom, don't make that look. He's not single.”

C: “Okay... It's Batman, and I found out that he goes to my school because I... Well, the point is I recognized him.”

D: “Nope. Don't know what you're talking about!”

>>3027610
>C: “Okay... It's Batman, and I found out that he goes to my school because I... Well, the point is I recognized him.”

>>3027610
>C: “Okay... It's Batman, and I found out that he goes to my school because I... Well, the point is I recognized him.”

>>3027610
C: “Okay... It's Batman, and I found out that he goes to my school because I... Well, the point is I recognized him.”
C_. Dad wanted to do the dad thing, then when I said who it was he wanted to fight him and... then you plated him. Oh also Lobo's daughter crashed the place, just fair warning.

>>3027610
>C: “Okay... It's Batman, and I found out that he goes to my school because I... Well, the point is I recognized him.”

So did Mandy get a new eye?

>>3027632
Yes! Your grandma made her a new one!

>>3027610
>C

“Okay... It's Batman, and I found out that he goes to my school because I... Well, the point is I recognized him.”

“Uh-uh! What gave it away?” Your mom teases, leaning in as she shows interest.

“Was it his butt, or his jaw?”


“... His butt.” You quietly admit, inciting a devilish giggle from your mother.

“It's a talent I gave to you, hun. I could pinpoint your father's anywhere... So, how sexy is he?”

“Mooom! You're being weird about it!” You whine audibly.

“Oh hush. I'm a cool mom, and I know a thing or two about wrapping young men around my finger... Well, when they need to be manipulated of course. Your father was the only one who turned my strategy against me... Did I ever tell you how we first met?” Your mom asks, sidetracked by her own achievements.

“Yes, like a million times... Anyway, it doesn't matter. He's already seeing another girl.” You answer.

“So?” She asks, giving you a blank stare.

“So? So he's already in a relationship!” You restate, but your mom rolls her eyes at the response.

“Pfff, just steal him. Make him understand that you're better than the other girl.” Your mom plainly advises, leaving you completely dumbfounded.

“MOM! That's awful! Only villains would do something like that!” You lecture her.

“Honey, I know for a fact that all the costumed weirdos running out there are masters of infidelity. You would not believe how many affairs the hero types go through while stable people like your father and I live in wedded bliss.” She confidently states, puffing out her chest proudly.

“... I wouldn't use the word stable.” You remark.

“We love each other and that's what counts!” Your mom snaps back, standing up and walking back to the kitchen in a huff.

“Dinner will be ready soon, so get washed up! AMAZO! THERE'S BROKEN GLASS IN THE LIVING ROOM! CLEAN IT UP PLEASE!”

“Response: I am watching golf. Request denied.” You hear your robo-buddy answer from the T.V. Room on the other side of the house.

Your mother begins to incoherently swear at the machine as you head upstairs, still nervous and unsure about how the rest of the evening will pan out.
[To be continued soon!]

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Alright anons, I hope you're looking forward to a fun family dinner next time I run! Thanks for reading and have a good night!

>>3027677
>Response: I am watching golf. Request denied.
Mach... I love you

>>3027676
Amazo is a good brobot and deserves his free will.

>>3027676
I dunno if the DC universe is ready for HK-47 Amazo.

>>3027677
They're gonna make Terry stay for dinner aren't they

>>3027471
God, its amazing to watch Reno question reality when he heard Crush existed. And the DAD mode activating.
>>3027610
Shit, did Blackfire go insane or Yandere on Reno? What the fuck did he do this time?

>>3027635
We need mom and Son stuff, and Lain and her Emo loverboy.

>>3027676
>>3027677
So you made Blackfire scary and lewd, on top of being a doting mom in weird ways, and Amazo is fucking awesome....we need Bruce to come by at some point, or any of the old league, just to see their reaction to him chilling on the couch watching golf.
>>3027876
Mandy will make him stay and awkwardly and obviously help her daughter get laid, Reno will pointedly get a collab together of all the shit he has killed while making cold glares in his direction whenever he thinks he can get away with it, Umi will alternate between glaring at Terry along with his goon squad behind his shoulder hiding behind the screen door while motioning for him to escape, the Thunderforce may be weirdly okay with him and ask if he likes pizza, all the while Rena gets a thousand yard stare from her family embarrassing her with Amazo patting her should with the most put upon look he can muster. Which may or may not include using dry erase markers for emphasis.

>>3028107
her shoulder*

For some reason I could see Reno and Bruce weirdly getting along and talking about times training the kids.

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After a while, you've found yourself sat at the dinner table with your father, both waiting for your mom to come back to bring the back the last dish, and you wonder if it'll even fit on the table.

You won't lie, dinners in your home are the best! Endless plate after plate of meats and barbecue! However, you wonder if the table will break with all this food on it. Still, the amount is necessary for Tamaranean stomachs...

“Okay my precious daughter and idiot husband!” Your mom announces, carrying in a massive platter of smoking ribs and setting it upon the table.

Your father gets a sour look on his face, but still manages to grumble something resembling a “thank you” to your mother.

Both of your parents are about to dig in, but you're quick to stop them!

“Wait! Not everyone's here!” You warn them, looking over your shoulder to call out to the missing family member.

“Hey Amazo! Wanna join us for din-dins?”

“Query: May I sit next to Rena?” You hear him ask, and it incites a small giggle from you.

“Of course, big guy!” You happily answer.

“ACCESS: FLASH.”

No sooner to those words come out does Amazo appear in a blur with a chair in hand, taking a seat next to you.

“You know he doesn't eat food, right?” Your dad suddenly pipes up.

“I don't see why we had to wait for him before we could eat...”

“Correction: I can digest food, but it is not necessary.” Amazo responds, and you pat a friendly hand on his metallic shoulder.

“Dad, he's family! We can't have family dinner without him!” You argue, and your mom can't help but let out an adoring chuckle.

“You're so sweet to your pet, Rena. I'm sure you got that kindness from Aunt Kori.”

Amazo looks to you, his frigid stern face glimmering as the light shifts across him.

“Request: May I offer a retort to Blackfire?”

A: “Uhh... Maybe not. Tonight seems volatile, dude.”

B: “Sure, why not?”

>>3029517
>A: “Uhh... Maybe not. Tonight seems volatile, dude.”
>"Tell me later, though."

>>3029517
>A: “Uhh... Maybe not. Tonight seems volatile, dude.”
>But tell me later, so we can keep practicing! My banter still needs work.

>>3029517
>A: “Uhh... Maybe not. Tonight seems volatile, dude.”
Amazo cute

>>3029517
>A: “Uhh... Maybe not. Tonight seems volatile, dude.”

Damien gets Ace and Bat-cow
Jon gets Krypto
Rena gets Amazo
...
Yeah, no, seems fair.

>>3029545

Damian gets Alfred.It balances out in Damian's favor i think.

>>3029545
>>3029551
He also gets a cat too.

and let's face it ACE if it batman beyond ace is best doggo ever.

>>3029517
>A

“Uhh... Maybe not. Tonight seems volatile, dude.”

You lean in close, whispering into one of his pointed ears.

“But tell me about it later.”

“Compliance.” Amazo answers.


“So... Back to this new Batman.” Your dad brings up, tearing through a thick chunk of steak.

“How strong is he? You think he could top the old one?”

“Ummm... He has muscles, yeah. I didn't really give him the chance to do anything, though.” You answer honestly, causing your dad to give you a quizzical look.

“What do you mean by that?” He asks, pausing before he continues to devour the rare meat.

“Well...” You try to stall, making sure you don't accidentally reveal the fact that your guzzling beers at a party.

“This psychic guy was attacking some kids, and then I kind of stopped him before Batman showed up.”

“HAH! So he is weak! He got outdone by an amateur on their first day of crimefighting!” Your dad berates, then gives a nervous smile as he looks back to you.

“Ahh, no offense honey... I only mean to say amateur in a technical term. If you're anything like your old man, you'll be a pro in a matter of weeks!”

“God help me if she's anything like you.” Your mother hisses, tearing a large turkey leg apart with her ravenous mouth.

“HEY!” Reno shouts across the table, pounding his fist into an unfortunate roast.

“You know, I'm not the one who's got a crippling addiction to cuddling here! I'm fine with sleeping on the couch, Mandy!”

“How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that?!”

“I dunno, how many times are you going to be a buzzkill?!”

“BUZZKILL?! YOU'RE LUCK YOU WEREN'T THE ONE GETTING KILLED BY MONGUL!”

“Request: Please pass the bratwurst.”

“YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!! I WAS SOOOOOO CLOSE, BUT THEN YOU SHOWED UP AND--”

You need to break this up before they start fighting on the dinner table... Or worse.

A: Start fake crying! They'll drop everything to see if you're okay!

B: Throw food at the both of them! That'll stop their angry flow!

C: “GUYS!!!... Wanna see my costume?”

D: “DAD! MOM! INSIDE VOICES!”

E: [Write in]

>>3029589
>C: “GUYS!!!... Wanna see my costume?”
>D: “DAD! MOM! INSIDE VOICES!”
God its like herding cats with these two.

>>3029589
>C: “GUYS!!!... Wanna see my costume?”

>>3029589
>C: “GUYS!!!... Wanna see my costume?”
Wait a second...

Was our first public crime-fighting appearance in Mom's old costume?

>>3029589
>E: "Amazo! Initiate verbal roast protocol!"

>>3029589
>C

“GUYS!!!... Wanna see my costume?” You ask with a small innocent smile.

Both adults are successfully hushed, and they're plenty eager to gush and fawn over you.

“Of course sweetheart!” Your mom answers, clasping her hands together.

“Oh yeah! I forgot all about that. Go put it on baby girl!” Your dad says excitedly, leaning back in his chair.

You hurry off, practically soaring off the ground with how excited you are to show them!

–

“Ohhhh, is the leotard look still popular? It was real big when I was a young woman. Seriously, like every other super hoe had one... Not that you don't look great in yours, sweetie!”

“Query: What is the function of exposing flesh in those areas?”

“To look sexy, duh. Amazo, I know you can recreate any metagene you've analyzed, but I don't think your legs can catch the male gaze like ours can. Not to mention all the junk in the trunk..”

“Which is why I disapprove. Change it.”

All three of you look flabbergasted at your father, hard to believe that him of all people would dislike it.

“W-What? B-but I'm wearing your scarf and jacket! I thought you would like that!” You point out, but he folds his arms and defiantly shakes his head.

“You make me proud wearing those, true... But that's diminished by the fact that you're advertising your ass for the entire world, Rena!”

“What's wrong with that?” Blackfire interjects, being completely serious.

“You don't see anything wrong with YOUR daughter with a quarter of her ass out like that? That might be normal on Tamaran, but I'll be damned if she goes out like that in Gotham!” Your dad fiercely argues.

“Ugh, honey, it's a strategic design. Bad guys won't be able to fight her well if they're distracted by that!” Your mom responds with an eye roll.

“I DON'T WANT STREET SCUM TO BE DISTRACTED BY MY LITTLE GIRL'S LEGS!”

“... I just feel like I maneuver easier in this, and Auntie June did some tech stuff to it too..” You try to timidly explain, touching the tips of your index fingers together shyly.

“It's like a gymnast, you know?”
Your father's about to offer another retort, when suddenly you all hear the front door slam open, followed by the frantic thumping of heavy boots!

“RENA HOLY FUCK! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I-”

Crush bolts around the corner, her sentence cut short at the sight of the family gathering.

“... Is now a bad time?” She asks.

[To be continued soon!]

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Sorry for the major delay on that last post! There was a tornado warning here and I wanted to keep an eye on the weather! I'm safe, but I'm also incredibly tired. Goodnight anons!

>>3029643
>>3029650
God damn, I know that ass is THICCC, but she is best daughteru, the boner is conflicted. Also god damnit Crush.

>>3029650
Dang I saw the update and got excited, night night Mach. Can't wait until we get to see Terry show up right after Crush and he gets to suffer the Omega-bea.. I mean Omega-Dad-Glare.

“OH! Is this her?!” Your dad asks, pointing at Crush as he practically leaps out of his seat.

“Her? Rena, who is this?!” Your mom also questions, although she's more irritated than excited.

Amazo just stares ahead blankly. It's probably for the best.

“Uh...!” You start to panic, your head darting back and forth between the three of them.

A: “OHTHATSMYFRIENDWE'REGONNADOHOMEWORKBYEMOMBYEDADBYEAMAZO!”

B: “This is Crush! I uhm... I let her stay here last night because she didn't have anywhere else to go.”

C: “Amazo do something that'll distract them!”

D: Follow Amazo's lead and act like nothing is happening.

>>3033284
>b

>>3033284
>B: “This is Crush! I uhm... I let her stay here last night because she didn't have anywhere else to go.”

>>3033284
>B: “This is Crush! I uhm... I let her stay here last night because she didn't have anywhere else to go.”

>>3033284
>B: “This is Crush! I uhm... I let her stay here last night because she didn't have anywhere else to go.”

As much as I want to say "AMAZO! DISTRACTION PLAN THETA!"

Honesty is the best policy for a young hero.

>>3033284
>B

You look down at your feet, preparing to get scolded.

“Mom, dad, this is my friend Crush. I uhm... I let her stay here last night because she didn't have anywhere else to go.”

“Holy hell! I figured you were Lobo's kid 'cause of the skin but I didn't want to be too presumptuous.” Your dad happily explains, taking her hand in a forced handshake.

“Name's Reno, AKA Black Rider Battery! Your old man probably doesn't talk about me because I whooped his ass a few times, but we were friends in a way. How is he?”

“Wait... Someone had a kid with that creep?!” Your mom asks, looking disgusted.

“Sir, with all due respect, I don't care how my deadbeat father is doing and to be honest I hope he eats shit and dies.” Crush bluntly answers, yanking her hand away.

“Oh... I'm sorry, I didn't know it was like that.” Reno admits, looking away and embarrassment and slinking back into his seat.

“UGH! Of course he finds a woman who's wonderful enough to bear his child, only to run off. I'm so sorry about your situation, Crush.” Your mother begins to sympathize, putting a hand against her own chance.

“As someone who was hunted by him, I can tell you that you aren't missing out on a loving father figure.”

“Yeah... Thanks, I guess.” Crush tries to converse, but she's finding it far too awkward.

“Wait... You aren't mad I had someone over, mom?” You ask, dumbfounded by your mother's notorious temper not surfacing.

“Of course not, honey! It's one thing for you to have some kind of party while I was away, but if she needed a place today she's more than welcome here.” She answers.

Well, you're relieved that at least one unwanted guest won't get hurt.

“So before we got side tracked, I believe your were in the middle of “Holy fuck” or something?” Your dad asks, stroking his beard.

“Oh! Yeah, Rena get this;” Crush starts to explain, digging into one of her pockets.

“So I caught wind of this shithole were some old Government scientists were having a circlejerk, doing some illegal splicing n' shit. So, being the hero I am, I went in there and started wasting heads. I had a little chat with this dude who had half a nose left, and he said that something known as the Bloodlines project might have answers to what I'm looking for. I don't suppose any of you have heard of it?”

“I'm afraid not, dear. I have my own government to worry about.” Blackfire answers, sipping her wine.
“Hmmm... If it's genetic crap, there's plenty of people you could bother. My mother being one of them... Otherwise, I'd see if Umi has any street knowledge on the matter. Worst case scenario is I have to track down Lobo myself and figure out who he could've been with.” Your father lists as he continues to ponder.

[Votes in the next post!]

>>3033345
A: “Ahhh!! I wanna go to grandma's!”

B: “Uncle Umi would probably be easy to start with. Even if he doesn't have info, he can send his friends out to find some.”

C: “... Maybe I should come with to find Uncle Lobo. I want to give him a piece of my mind.”

D: “I think we should figure this out later, because I have to meet someone tonight!”

>>3033346
>D: “I think we should figure this out later, because I have to meet someone tonight!
I mean, if we tell Batman about this, it might be helpful.

>>3033346
>D: “I think we should figure this out later, because I have to meet someone tonight!”

>>3033346
>B

>>3033345
>I have my own government to worry about
>Calling her Blackfire and not Mandy

Mach this isn't Rena's mom is it? Did she ever find out about that by the way?

Wait, Mach, how much time do we have until we have to meet Batman?
Could we talk to Umi and then go to the meeting?
Cause if so, I'd change my vote to B.

>>3033355
She still oversees some things despite her double being present on the home world. Also no she hasn't. Rena's head would explode!

>>3033359
Well that's the problem anon! No one knows when Batman shows up! He just does!

>>3033369
Fair enough, then I'll switch to B

>>3033346
>B: “Uncle Umi would probably be easy to start with. Even if he doesn't have info, he can send his friends out to find some.”

>>3033345
>B

Your perk up a bit at hearing Umi's name.

“Uncle Umi would probably be easy to start with. Even if he doesn't have info, he can send his friends out to find some.”

“Wait, Rena... How many uncles do you have?” Crush asks, giving you a weird look.

“A lot, and plenty of aunts too! Why?” You ask with a smile, happy to talk about them all.

“... You know it's weird to have more than two, right?” She points out, and before anything more can be said on the manner your dad pats you on the shoulder and urges you towards the front door of the house.

“Well! You two better get moving! Umi's not going to be in one place forever, right hun?” He asks, looking pleadingly at Blackfire.

“Uhh.. Yes! I think it would be nice to spend time with one of your uncles, Rena.” She confirms with a nervous smile.

“Oh, of course! Come on, Crush! You'll probably like him more than Uncle Lobo... He's got all the cool motorcycle stuff without being a jerk!” You praise him, grabbing Crush by the arm and dragging her with you.

“Hey! Don't yank me around goddammit!” Crush protests, but you both quickly make it out the door, eager to introduce your friend to more of your family!

–

“YOU FUCKIN' CHICKEN SHIT! YOU THINK CRYIN' WILL MAKE YOUR DEBTS GO AWAY?! YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T FEED YOU TO THE BACK OF MY BIKE WHEEL! ORA!! ORAA!!!”

You and Crush tentatively step around one of your Uncle's men stomping on the sobbing face of some poor guy who crossed him. You both are reaching the district bathed in neon where Umi has planted his hideout; The Ogre's Hole.

In the beginning, you were never allowed to set foot in the place, but you think your mom and dad forgot about that as they pushed you out the door. You're feeling pretty excited to go in for the first time ever, but for some reason Crush looks really angry.

“Hey... Is everything okay?” You ask her, feeling genuine concern.

“No, are you crazy?! This place is crawling with people who desperately need to get their teeth kicked in!” She growls, glaring at more of your Uncle's men sat upon bikes and passing around a liquor bottle.

“Huh? But... These are my Uncle's friends...” You state, confused.

“What the hell does your Uncle do?!” She asks as you approach the door to his place of business, but suddenly a massive hand stops both of you from walking in.

It belongs to a bouncer, who ironically resembles an ogre. He's actually bare chested, with tattoos similar to your dad's inked all over him that even stretch over his massive belly.

His big-like nose snorts, as he peers down at you both through tiny sunglasses.

“Password.” He states.

“Fuck off.” Crush answers, but you're quick to gently push her asside to provide a real answer.

A: “Rena is cute?”

B: “Hi, I'm actually here to see my Uncle. Is Umi here?”

C: “Sorry but, we're tougher than we look! We won't be using a password unless you want to get beat up!”

D: “Can I get a hint?”

>>3033413
>A: “Rena is cute?”

>>3033413
E: Gently pick him up and place him to the side, then walk in.

Fuck, I forgot about the goddamn tracking device Terry "gave" us, and if he's invisible he's probably following Rena around. Maybe going to Umi was a bad idea, we don't want him and the Oni getting all busted up

>>3033415
>>3033418
Hmmm... I think I'll give a few more minutes to vote!

>>3033426
Well shit.

>>3033433
Maybe I'm just being paranoid
Anyways, it would probably be best to, y'know, not try to mess with the bouncer?
He'll probably recognize Rena's name, even if we have to spell out for him who she is

>>3033435
Then lets do the "Rena is cute?" password, doing the other option if it fails.

>>3033413
>A
>E

“Rena is cute?” You guess, showing a shy smile.

“The fuck is Rena?” He asks rudely, and you feel something inside you shrivel up.

“Okay, that's it! I'm tearin' everyone in a ten mile radius up!” Crush roars, getting ready to pounce on the barrel-gutted giant before you thrust an arm in front of her.

“Wait, there's a nicer way to do this.” You state.

You simply reach over, grab two handfuls of the bouncer's gut, and lift him into the air!

“W-WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!” He cries, flailing around as you lift him like a feather.

“Sorry! We just really need to speak with someone inside! I won't hurt ya big guy!” You try to console him as you carefully put him down away from the door.

He stumbles backward in a panic and falls on his fat bottom, shaking the ground as he stares up at you both.

“Wh-What was that?!” He asks again, but you both ignore him as you prepare to step inside.

“This is so exciting! I finally get to see what my Uncle's job is like!” You tell Crush, getting a little bouncy as you swing the doors open.

“... Oh. My. GOD!”

“No way...”

“W-WHY ARE THE GIRLS HALF-NAKED?! TH-THAT'S NOT ALRIGHT!”

“AWWW YEAH! Now I know why it's called the Ogre's Hole!”

“I-I-I made a mistake! This can't be the right building!”

“It is for me! I'm gonna shake your Uncle's hand when we meet him!”

“I'm covering my eyes! This is not okay!”

“You're right, this is the shit! Let's take our time looking for him...”

“NO!”

[To be continued.]

Alright anons! Next time I start running again it'll be a new thread!

I hope you're ready for some (slightly) lewd hijinks when we return!