Ten years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza’s army. Since that fateful day, the Saiyans have earned the title of warrior race as Freeza’s soldiers, leading the charge onto hundreds of worlds and facing down all who oppose Lord Freeza’s rule. As mighty conquerors crushing all resistance, the Saiyans have earned their reputation as Freeza’s most powerful subjects.The larger than life tales of the Saiyans, and especially the Super Saiyans, have spread to most every corner of the universe now. With the Covenant’s failed 30,000-warship siege of New Salda televised live across much the civilized universe, most everyone now knows your parent’s names and exactly what they can do. But this isn’t your parents’ story, this is still your story!Welcome to the Saiyan Conqueror Quest Chaya Special 2! It is currently Age 741, the ten-year anniversary of the Saiyans joining the PTO. For the second special installment you the players control Chaya, the firstborn child of Karn and Meloka, your Momma and Daddy. You have your brothers Broly and Chilli, as well as your new little siblings named Tatsu and Tomi here at the Battledome!Chaya’s Character Sheet:https://pastebin.com/qcCSAK33Powerlevels:https://pastebin.com/vPb0wswNArchive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestQuest rules:>20 minute vote, 3 votes minimum>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of the 3 wins>Crits are 100, unless otherwise stated>A 99 may net you an extra bonus on a roll>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes DC, OR two 1s are rolled within the 3 rolls>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in crit failure>I hold final say on any/all decisions, I can and will use this power as-necessary.>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can be shut down if too meta or too out-of-established-chatacter>DO NOT DELETE YOUR POSTS! If you want to change your vote, post your new vote linking to the vote you’re changing. This simplifies things on my end and helps prevent vote miscounts>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any or no reason>Have funQuest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQMCurrent Arc: The Gladiatorshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=ASu2Kl5ZL2w
>>2984428Last time, on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:You finally arrived at this place called the Battledome, and you got to fight! After watching a few fights then discovering a funny-looking Lin Kuei ship with one of your best friends Emmy, you both snuck back to Daddy’s ship just in time for your Qualifier! You beat up a bunch of dumb robots, then the really big robot named Shellshock. He hit really hard, pushing you to finally transform like Momma, Daddy, and Broly and become a Super Saiyan! You then woke up in the middle of the night to find two Lin Kuei assassing trying to kill Emmy! You went Super Saiyan again, sending one into the wall so hard he stuck and exploding the other with a kick. After breaking Emmy from the iceblock you’d went to bed, then the next day you finally got to fight in the arena! You blew a bunch of robots, some actually shooting you before you’d destroyed them. As we rejoin Chaya, her first round in the arena has just ended.“What an explosive first round!” Dallas shouts into his mic, you seeing four more dropships closing in, one approaching from each side as you stand tall, panting a bit. “Let’s begin round two!”“Bring it on!” you shout, flaring your aura up around you. You feel yourself smiling big despite getting shot a few times, your heart pounding in your chest. You feel so alive: this is so exciting! “Hehe this is so much fun!”“Did you hear that folks?” Dallas shouts into the mic, the audience still roaring in approval. “It sounds like our adorable little competitor is enjoying herself down there!”“Of course she is, she is my daughter after all.” another voice says, you turning to look at the speaker. It is! Daddy’s floating up beside the announcers’ ship, holding another microphone. You stand up on one foot and wave excitedly, Daddy smiling and giving a little wave back then thinking to you, “Pay attention kiddo.”You nod then turn your attention back to the fight, seeing maybe 24 of the soldiers surrounding you as the dropships all start to turn to fly away. “Round two, begin!” Juanita shouts, the robosoldiers all pointing their guns at you as you drop into your fighting stance Teacher taught you.Well?>Rush and attack, staying back isn’t working out very well>Rush and Ki Punches, take each of them out in one hit>Rush and Ki Kicks, take each one out in one strike>Rush in, evade and Ki Bombs. Cut them down in groups>Eye Beams and spin around in circles, shoot them all at once!>Big Ki Punch and slam it into the ground just like Shellshock did!>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>2984432>>Rush and Ki Punches, take each of them out in one hit
>>2984432>Rush and Ki Kicks, take each one out in one strikeHey GDQM, I've finally caught up with the quest.
>>2984436Glad to hear! Welcome aboard anon
>>2984432>Rush and Ki Punches, take each of them out in one hit
Rolled 71, 54, 46 = 171 (3d100)>>2984435>>2984436>>2984439Rush and Ki Punches, take each of them out in one hit wins it. Roll me a 2d100First DC 45
Rolled 54, 73 = 127 (2d100)>>2984475let's get this bread
Rolled 24, 2 = 26 (2d100)>>2984475go kid
>>2984480fuck, you, dice
Rolled 64, 22 = 86 (2d100)>>2984475
>>2984477>>2984480>>298448364/100, 73/100. Impressive work, writing. Second dice was for evading damage %
>>2984489i got that bread, then
>>2984432“That’s a lot of robots.” you think, taking a deep breath and focusing. You gather your energy into your fists, both glowing blue as you prepare your ki fists. The robots begin shooting at you, you leaping into the air and dive-bombing one of the robots at the back. Your Ki Punch slams into it’s chest, the robot and your attack both exploding.“And round two begins with an explosive start!” Dallas shouts, the crowd cheering as your attack obliterates the first robot. The robots turn and begin shooting you again, you backflip up and over the nearest five robots, twisting midair and landing on your feet then rushing into the far group of machines. You dodge back and forth between their shots, leaping at the closest one and slamming your fist into it. Another explosion and another destroyed robot, metal shrapnel blasting out and sticking into another three machines. Two fall over broken, the third losing only it’s arms. “Our pint-sized powerhouse is pulverizing with extreme prejudice!”You cartwheel to the side, dodging past more robot fire as they all shoot at you. You cartwheel then twist into a back handspring, flipping up into a double backflip then blasting towards another group. You take a few shots head-on from the robots you’re charging, before slamming your ki fist into and through the lead robot’s head. You punch past the first robot, then slam your fist into the one behind it before it explodes. Shrapnel explodes out everywhere from the blast, some sticking into your armor as more bounce off of you. The shrapnel slams out into the others, hitting the middle one with your Ki Fist sent the shrapnel into the rest, destroying or disabling them all.“Oh, she’s quite impressive.” Juanita says, you getting shot in the back a few times before turning and rushing the last remaining robots. They’ve learned not to stick together, spreading out to shoot at you from all sides. You rush them down one at a time, smashing them. You take a few blasts, feeling like little stings. They don’t really hurt, but it still annoys you. “You must be proud, having raised such a powerful daughter.”“She’s certainly special, but I can’t take all the credit.” Daddy says, you turning a moment distracted as he talks. You get shot in the face, turning angrily to the shooter and smashing the dumb robot. “She’s growing into a fine, powerful woman.”“And just like that, Chaya’s cleared the second round!” Dallas shouts, the audience cheering wildly.cont
>>2984580You stand among the wreckage, panting a bit from all the energy you used up. But the cheers keep your head held high. You raise both fists, the cheers intensifying. You see another five dropships flying in, you dropping into your fighting stance.“And round three starts, right now!!” Dallas shouts.What now?>Rush and slam the dropships into each other>Wait for the soldiers to drop down, then grab the ships and toss them down into the soldiers>Rush the soldiers as they drop, Su Ma and take them down>Rush and Ki Punches again, take each of them out in one hit>Rush and Ki Kicks, take each one out in one strike>Rush in, evade and Ki Bombs. Cut them down in groups >Eye Beams and spin around in circles, shoot them all at once!>Big Ki Punch and slam it into the ground just like Shellshock did!>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>Big Ki Punch and slam it into the ground just like Shellshock did!
>>2984581>>Big Ki Punch and slam it into the ground just like Shellshock did!
>>2984581>Big Ki Punch and slam it into the ground just like Shellshock did!
>>2984581>Big Ki Punch and slam it into the ground just like Shellshock did!The only true solution to dropships.
>>2984582>>2984583>>2984585>>2984587Big Ki Punch and slam it into the ground just like Shellshock did! wins it. Roll me another 2d100.First DC 60
Rolled 52, 19 = 71 (2d100)>>2984622Work dice
Rolled 9, 46 = 55 (2d100)
God damnit someone save our baby girl
Rolled 9, 91 = 100 (2d100)>>2984622
>>2984642......well, at least the second have of that roll was really good
>>2984626>>2984632>>298464252/100, 91/100Failure, success. Interesting mix, writing.
>SC Quest is having its own specials nowI never dreamed this quest would last so long
>>2984667I think SCQ has solidified it's status as kind of a /qst/ mainstay. It's mandatory that there be a regularly scheduled Dragonball quest anyhow.
>>2984674I was there when I thought it would fizzle out because it wasn't the same old 'you're a human at the start of DB' quest anons were eating up.
>>2984667Me neither anon.>>2984674>I think SCQ has solidified it's status as kind of a /qst/ mainstay. It's mandatory that there be a regularly scheduled Dragonball quest anyhow.I have no words>>2984692Did you ever think we’d get this far either?
>>2984581“Begin!” Juanita shouts. You watch as the ships all come to a halt in the air, you gathering your ki into your right fist again. But you watch as the doors open up, more metal soldiers preparing to leap down. You jump up into the air, preparing to slam your fist down on the ground just like Shellshock.“Wait, is that retired champion Shellshock’s ‘Fist-Honerable Discharge?!” Dallas shouts surprised. But before you can drop and slam it into the ground, the dropships all open fire. Your eyes widen in surprise as dozens of rockets are fired from the four dropships, you trying to block with one arm. You take the hits directly, crying out as the explosions blast against you and knock you from the air. You’re blasted out of the air, crashing hard down to the ground. You feel the gathered ki in your fist fade, a few more missiles slamming into you on the ground as you lay there.“Chaya, are you okay?” Daddy telepathically asks you.“I’m fine.” you reply telepathically. “It didn’t hurt that bad.”“Owie.” you say out loud, rubbing the back of your head where one hit you while you rise back to your feet. You see red lasers trying to find you through the dust cloud. You cough on the dust, the lasers all coming closer to your position. You quickly gather your ki back into your right fist again, crouching and leaping back up high into the air.“And despite tanking enough firepower to destroy a Landstalker tank, our tiny terror isn’t quitting yet!” Dallas shouts excitedly, your leap blasting the dustcloud away. All the soldiers immediately point their rifles up at you. You smirk, pumping even more ki into your fist then dropping.“HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” you roar, slamming your Big Ki Fist into the ground. It explodes with amazing force, the energy blasting out from the impact point. Your energy explodes out from you in a sphere, tearing up the arena floor and blasting the mechanical soldiers away. “I can’t believe it folks! Copying Shellshock’s Fist-Honerable Discharge and putting her own spin on it, Chaya cleared the third round with a single attack!”The audience cheers louder than you’ve ever heard yet, it taking you a few moments to rise back up to your feet. Looking around, you notice you’re standing in a really big crater. You hit the ground a little harder than you’d thought.-Shellshock Punch learned-“How much longer can she go?” Dallas asks, shouting in the mic. “The fourth round will start, right after this!”“Huh?” you ask, looking around confused. Daddy floats down to you, smiling.“Good job kiddo, that was a good move.” he says, you smiling. But you’re also confused.“Is it over?” you ask, brow furrowed in confusion. “I wanted to. To keep going.”“It’s not over yet kid.” Dallas says, his announcer ship platform thing floating down. “We’re just getting started!”cont
>>2984805“Yaaaay! But why’d it stop?” you ask, more confused. “I wanna keep smashing the dumb robots!”“Don’t worry darling, you’ll get your chance.” Juanita says, you turning and looking at the robot...lady? Weird. “We just have to move to another arena. You smashed this one, our cameras can no longer get a good shot of the action here. And do try not to break this one too, alright?”“Okay!” you say, excited that you get to keep fighting. You use the break to catch your breath, using what Teacher taught you to calm your heart back down. The announcers go back to their spot, Daddy going back with them. He gives you a thumbs-up, you copying the gesture.“Welcome back, Dreadzone fans!” Dallas shouts, you floating up and out of the crater you’d made. “With this arena pummeled by our pint-size powerhouse’s preposterously powerful punch, she’ll now have to make her way to the next arena to continue the event!”The audience cheers, you seeing a big door opening up on one side. You look curiously up to Daddy, him nodding. You take off, flying through the door and into more spotlights. You gasp a bit in surprise, seeing an arena twice as large as the last one! You smile and fly over to it, landing in the middle of the massive arena to the cheers of an even bigger crowd. You throw your hands up, the audience cheering louder as the announcers’ ship arrives.“I hope you’re all ready, because the final round is here!” Dallas shouts, five dropships flying in as small, two-legged mecanical creatures with giant chompy mouths jump up from all sides of the arena. “AAAAAAAAAND BEGIN!!”You give a big, toothy grin, tryin’ to pop your knuckles like Daddy does. This is so much fun!!Well?>Rush and slam the dropships into each other>Wait for the soldiers to drop down, then grab the ships and toss them down into the soldiers>Rush the soldiers as they drop, Su Ma and take them down>Rush and Ki Punches again, take each of them out in one hit>Rush and Ki Kicks, take each one out in one strike>Rush in, evade and Ki Bombs. Cut them down in groups >Eye Beams and spin around in circles, try and shoot them all at once!>Final round? Time to go all-out and go Super Saiyan!>Other(write in)
>>2984841>Shellshock fist the ships at each other
>>2984841Leaving vote open another 15 minutes
>>2984841>Eye Beams and spin around in circles, try and shoot them all at once!LASERS GO!
>>2984841>>Eye Beams and spin around in circles, try and shoot them all at once!
>Final round? Time to go all-out and go Super Saiyan!
>>2984841>Rush and slam the dropships into each other
>>2984841>Eye Beams and spin around in circles, try and shoot them all at once!
Rolled 79, 49, 12, 43, 34 = 217 (5d100)>>2984858>>2984881>>2984897>>2984904>>2984906>>2984912Eye Beams and spin around in circles, try and shoot them all at once! wins it. Interesting, roll me a 3d100
Rolled 36, 90, 20 = 146 (3d100)>>2984927YEEEEEEEEEART
Rolled 36, 63, 73 = 172 (3d100)>>2984927
Rolled 32, 1, 53 = 86 (3d100)>>2984927Victory!
Rolled 43, 52, 98 = 193 (3d100)pathetic. lucklets.
>>29849481 thankfully only applies if we don't hit the DC. Considering my 90, we're good.
>>2984963>Eye Beams and spin around in circles, try and shoot them all at once! wins it. Interesting, roll me a 3d100>no DC givenlearn to read, retard
>>2984930>>2984931>>2984935This is what you smucks get for making her do the move she sucks at, and always injures herself using.
>>2984969No pain no gain
>>2984930>>2984931>>2984935Double 36’s/100, 90/100, 73/100. Hmmm, that 36 could’ve been bad, but considering doubles I’ll give a small extra bonus on it. Writing.
>>2984968I'm pretty sure that was a joke.
>>2984975Dubs for the clutch.
>>2984975Are you going to make>"If two or three of the same number is rolled for the same position, a bonus will happen."a rule from now on? Would make things more interesting if you include rolling dubs/trips like that.
>>2984983Yeah, i've seen it happen once or twice in all my time questing, where everybody rolls the same number.Would be pretty neat if something special happened as a result.
>>2984841It’s the final round, you gotta go big! You gotta show everyone watching just what you can do, and make Daddy proud! You focus your ki behind your eyes, shutting them while rising a few feet up off the ground. Your aura flares up wildly around you as you focus your ki behind your eyes, preparing to unleash your massive attack.“What’s this?” Dallas asks, hyping you up. “Chaya has taken flight, lighting up with power as she prepares something! Karn, your thoughts?”“Get behind me.” Daddy tells them. “This could be-““HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” you roar, unleashing your Eye Beams. Your beams first punch through one of the dropships, it exploding as you then start spinning in a circle. As you spin you keep the attack going, watching your beam cutting through the ships one after another. Half a dozen soldiers manage to drop down before their ships were destroyed, you turning your back to them as you keep spinning. Your beams cut down the little anklebiters as you turn, your beams exploding them one after another. You keep turning, then suddenly feel a sharp pain in your shin. You end your attack and look down, seeing one of the anklebiters has eaten your foot!“AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” you shout in terror, shaking your leg frantically. “GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF!!”“Looks like one of the little buggers got her.” Dallas says, laughing. You gotta get this thing off, now! Focusing your ki into your foot you drop out out the air, stomping down onto the little robot. Your Ki Kick explodes as you stomp down, destroying the creature. The rest begin jumping at you, you switching to defense. That bite hurt, you focusing on smashing the chompy robots before they could bite you again. You twist, flip and spin through the little robots, using Teacher’s Su Ma movements to smash the stupid robots! You destroy them all, breaking each one of them with a single strike. With them all destroyed you get shot at again by the last six robots, you cartwheeling away from their barrage. But before you can retaliate, they all suddenly explode.“What’s this?” Dallas shouts. “It seems we have a new challenger entering the arena folks!”“Huh?” you say, looking over as the dust clears and a silhouette begins walking out. The first thing you can see, as the dust cloud drifts lower and lower, is a pointed hat. Someone new to fight? You can sense their ki, whoever it is, isn’t a robot.cont
>>2985106Wait a second.....who the fuck is this?
>>2985106Explosion Loli joins the fray!!!
>>2985141it's himmccree undertale
>>2985106https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ERKnkHq-6XA“That we would meet here on the field of battle was decreed by Fate itself.” you hear the figure say, she sounds like a girl. You watch as she walks out of the dust cloud, looking rather eccentric. With her big pointy hat and long cape you think she looks cool, a funny-looking stick held in her right hand. “My name is Megumin, strongest mage amongst the Crimson Demons! My calling is that of archwizard, and as one who wields Explosion magic, the mightiest of all offensive magics known throughout the universe! It is our destiny, written millennia ago in the ancient texts we would face one another on the field of battle. Come, daughter of the legendary Super Saiyan! Today the firstborn daughters of the Red Devil and Super Saiyan shall have our fated duel!”“Huh?” you ask her, confused, as the audience explodes into cheers.“What’s this folks?” Dallas asks. “It would seem that ‘Crazy Explosion Girl’ has just challenged Chaya to a duel!”“Who’te you calling crazy?!” she shouts angrily up at him, stamping her foot then brandishing her stick. “I’ll blow you up!”“Eeeek! Save me!” Dallas says, you giggling as he tries to hug the robot lady and she slaps him. He’s funny.“Chaya, be careful.” Raven suddenly thinks to you. “I just felt a tremendous amount of magical power from near you, whatever that is it’s dangerous!”“I’ll be careful, promise!” you reply, then focus on the girl, maybe as young as Emmy but smaller standing before you.“You wanna fight with me?” you ask her, just to maje sure she’s serious. Her ki is really really small, you aren’t sure she could fight. But then you remember Raven isn’t much stronger than her either. Better take her serious! She nods once, striking a pose. You smile and drop into your stance with a shout of, “Bring it on!”“It looks like Chaya and Megumin are preparing to battle!” Dallas shouts. “You’d better hold onto your bladders folks, because we’re not breaking for commercials anytime soon!”You’re still a little tired, but this is getting even more fun! How will you start this?>Rush and attack, overwhelm her with Su Ma>Rush and Ki Punch>Rush and Ki Kick>Stay on the defensive, see what she can do>Evade her attacks and try to counterattack>Ki Bombs in both hands and throw them at her>Grab a floor tile and throw it at her, see what she does >Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>2985233>SUPER SAIYAN AND RUSH
>>2985233>go super saiyan>final flashTry not to die, megumin!
>go super saiyan>final flashLets show her the power of a Super Saiyan!
>>2985257>>2985248changing to this
>>2985233>Rush and attack, overwhelm her with Su MaHer combat ability at close range should be limited, unless she wants to hurt herself.
WE ARE REAL SUPER SAND LESBIAN
>>2985257>>2985248Anons plz, they JUST asked us to avoid destroying the arena. A Final Flash would probably wipe out the arena and whatever other parts of the planet were unfortunate enough to be in the direction we're firing.
>>2985273don't worry about it we'll angle it upwards
>Super Saiyan>Final Flash
>>2985233>>Grab a floor tile and throw it at her, see what she does
>>2985273Fuck that, megumin is maximum hype, and the audience wants a show!WE'RE GONNA GIVE IT TO EM'!
Rolled 99, 78, 40, 54, 84, 100 = 455 (6d100)>>2985243>>2985248>>2985257>>2985259>>2985262>>2985285>>2985291>>2985292Final Flash and Super Saiyan wins it. Going all-out right off the bat? Very well. Roll me a 4d100 and let’s see the damage.
Rolled 69, 5, 75, 16 = 165 (4d100)>>2985349It's hype time motherfucker, we've all been waiting for this, let's do it
Rolled 55, 42, 42, 6 = 145 (4d100)>>2985349LETS BLOW THAT MOTHERFUCKING BREAD UP
Rolled 80, 76, 58, 43 = 257 (4d100)>>2985349Don't kill her
>>2985365I may have killed her....fuck
>>2985351>>2985364>>298536580/100, 76/100, 75/100, 43/100. Impressive display, that crit I rolled was for audience approval. Certainly one of the most exciting Dreadzone debuts in memory, writing.
>>2985378I TOLD YOU NIGGAI TOLD YOU THEY WANTED A SHOWFUCK THE STADIUM NIGGA WE OUT HERE
>>2985378On a scale of 1 to MAXIMUM, how hype is the fight?
>>2985434I think we just pulled a Vegeta on the arena.
>>2985496WE ARE THE HYPE!
>>2985233“I’m not just the daughter of Super Saiyans!” you say, getting a little worked up. “I’m a Super Saiyan too!!”“Wait, what?” Megumin asks, you clenching your fists and flaring your aura up as you dive deep inside yourself, searching for that golden power again. There!“Aww, that’s adorable.” Dallas says. “She thinks she’s a Sup-huh?”“HYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!” you roar out, unleashing that golden power from deep within. It seemed easier this time, you able to reach it without being terrified for Emmy or really hurt. You transformed this time because you wanna show her, and win!“I can’t believe it! Chaya has just transformed into a Super Saiyan before our very eyes!!” Dallas shouts, you barely hearing the announcer over the audience’s roar. “I can’t believe it, she’s a Super Saiyan as well!”“I’m not gonna lose, no matter how tuff you are!!” you shout, throwing your arms wide as you begin gathering up all of your overwhelming power. “I’mma give it everything I’ve got!”“You honor me by showing me your true form.” the girl says, you watching as a glowing red circle appears around her feet. Her stick’s gem begins glowing and sparkling, streams of darkness gathering around her as Megumin begins to chant. “Then I’ll honor your request, and show you my full power.”“It sounds like neither contestant is going to hold back!” Dallas shouts, you barely hearing him over you gathering your power and the audience roaring somehow even louder. “This is it folks, one big attack to decide it all! Who’s gonna win, I can’t take all this excitement!!”https://youtube.com/watch?v=a9P1dKf6iVA“The crimson flame, ruler of thousands of worlds.” Megumin begins, you listening in and thinking her chanting is kinda cool, even as golden bolts of lightning begin leaping off of your aura and carving trenches in the arena floor. “Even as one who defends natural law, guided by the principles of creation, I am become death, destroyer of worlds.”You slam your palms together, the two kis mixing and multiplying several times over as Megumin braces herself and points her stick at you. You fee a lot of your energy spilling out, just like the last time you used this move, but it makes no difference. With this much power, you can’t lose!“I cast down the hammer of eternity!” she shouts, as you shout at the same time: “FINAL!!”“EXPLOOOOOOSION!!”“FLAAAAAASH!!”cont
>>2985574“BARRIER!!” you hear Daddy shout, seeing he’s standing near yours and Megumin’s approaching attacks, Super Saiyan with lightning dancing around his body. He throws his arms wide, you seeing his barrier growing bigger and bigger, engulfing you, Megumin, and the whole arena to just before the audience, shielding them. But you don’t have any time to think on that, as yours and Megumin’s attacks slam into each other.“So strong!” you think, her blast slamming into yours. Your boots dig through the arena floor about a foot before you stop yourself, putting even more power into Daddy’s attack. You can’t lose!You roar, pushing back against her with everything you have. You feel Megumin straining against your power, neither of you willing to give up. And somehow, over all the noise of your attacks and Daddy’s Barrier you still hear the roar of the crowd. You’re not! Gonna! Lose! Gathering everything you’ve got left inside you throw it all into one final push. For Daddy. For Momma. For Broly and Chilli, and Tatsu and Tomi. For Teacher. You’re gonna win!“HYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”BOOOOOOOOOMBoth of your attacks explode against each other, you feeling yourself thrown back against the inside of Daddy’s Barrier protecting the audience and funny announcer guy and weird robot-lady announcer. You’re held there in place for a few moments, then the explosion ends. You fall face-first back to the arena floor, completely spent. Looking up you see Daddy panting but still standing tall, most of his armor and clothes blasted off. “WHAT AN AMAZING DISPLAY OF POWER!!” Dallas shouts, the audience roaring somehow even louder! It hurts your ears so much you wish you could cover them, but your arms don’t wanna move. “THANK YOU KARN, FOR SAVING THIS BEAUTIFUL FACE FROM BEING BLOWN TO BITS! BUT IT SEEMS BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN FOR THE COUNT! JUANITA, START THE COUNT!”“ONE! TWO!” she shouts, the audience shouting along as Daddy still stands tall.What now?>Stand up, just like Daddy always does!>Nope, too tired. Nap time!
>>2985578>Stand up, just like Daddy always does!DON'T PULL A GOKU
>>2985578>>Stand up, just like Daddy always does!As if there was any other choice here.
>Stand up, just like Daddy always does!
>>2985578>Stand up, just like Daddy always does!MAKE DADDY PROUD
That 99 ended up for Karn’s new Super Barrier technique, which covers a far larger area
>>2985638>Karn learns new techniques even when we're not playing as himAbsolute unit
>>2985638Damn, and to think we could have been rid of juanita and dallas.
>>2985650>hating on based DallasGet out.
>>2985578>Stand up, just like Daddy always does!Smile to the camera and give a thumbs up.
>>2985660This, gotta get that d'aww factor in.I still can't wait to talk with megumin, that's the real excitement at least for me.
Rolled 69, 100 = 169 (2d100)>>2985601>>2985603>>2985613>>2985621>>2985660>>2985667Stand up, just like Daddy always does! plus write in wins it. Roll me a d100.DC 65
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>2985689
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>2985650They are the finest part of the game, you pleb>>2985689>That 100Do it baby girl
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>2985689
>>2985691>>2985694>>298569692/100. Amazing success, writing!
>>2985689>THAT 100 FROM MEGUMINROUND TWO BABY GIRL
>>2985707https://youtu.be/oNZove4OTtI>Vox Marketing Inc. has an emergency meeting to design all the Super Saiyan Family merchandising.
>>2985578“THREE! FOUR!” Juanita and the crowd shout, you feeling more tired than ever. You look up and see Megumin, laying flat on her face and unmoving. You look to Daddy, seeing that despite looking really really beat up, he’s still standing tall. Looking at them both, your choice is clear: lay down and accept defeat, or stand tall and strong like Daddy. You know which you’re gonna be! Just like Daddy, you’re never gonna give up!“I’m.... Not... Done...!” you say, getting your hands and feet under you. You plant your hands firmly on the ground below you, struggling to rise.“What’s this? It seems Chaya can still move!!” Dallas shouts excitedly, you barely able to hear him over the crowd’s roar and as the count keeps rolling along. “And Megumin is still laying flat on her face! Will she do it? Or will it be a draw?! So much excitement, I can’t stand it!”“FIVE!! SIX!! SEVEN!!” the audience roars, more cheering you on now instead of counting.“C’MON KID, YOU CAN DO IT!!”“CHAYA, DON’T GIVE UP!!”“YOU GOOOO GIRL!!”“CHAYA! CHAYA! CHAYA!” someone shouts, most of the audience taking up the chant. “CHAYA! CHAYA! CHAYA! CHAYA! CHAYA! CHAYA!”“So many people cheering me on!” you think to yourself, rising up to a knee. “I can do this! I CAN DO THIS!!”With a final push you rise up to your feet, stumbling around unsteadily as the audience goes completely wild. You stumble for a few seconds, finally finding your balance. Your arms are sagging, knees weak and head swimming, but you did it! You’re on your feet.“I DID IT!!” you shout, lifting both hands up over your head to overwhelming applause and approval from the crowd.“NINE! TEN!!” Juanita shouts, finishing out the count.“And that’s it folks, your winner is Chaya!!” Dallas shouts, you falling back onto your back completely exhausted. You lift your right hand shakily into the air, smiling and giving an unsteady thumbs-up. Next thing you know, Daddy’s right there by your side.“I did it.” you say, eyes half-open and yawning. “I won.”“You did great kiddo.” Daddy says, smiling at you as you feel some of his golden energy pouring into you. His energy feels warm and comforting, your arms no longer feeling as sore. “You wanna go get in the Healing Pod and all fixed up? Or do you wanna get something to eat first?”When Daddy says eat, your stomach growls loudly, but you notice something else. You see Megumin still laying face-down on the ground where she fell, no one even checking on her. You feel strong enough to move on your own, at least for a little bit.But what now?>Healing Pod, you’re hurting all over>EAT!!>Walk over to Megumin, offer her some food too>Ask Daddy to carry you and Megumin to the Healing Pods, you want her to be a friend like Raven and Emmy!>Go to sleep right there, too tired for anything else>Other(write in)
>Walk over to Megumin, offer her some food tooHi there new friend
>>2985852Link your shit>>2985845seconding it by the way
>>2985845>Walk over to Megumin, offer her some food too>Wanna eat and blow stuff up later?
>>2985845>Walk over to Megumin, offer her some food too>"You were so cool! Wanna blow stuff up later?"
>>2985845>>Walk over to Megumin, offer her some food too>>Wanna eat and blow stuff up later?
>>2985845>>2985857Changing to this>>2985880
>>2985689wait what was that 100 for?>>2985845>Walk over to Megumin, offer her some food too
Rolled 56, 27, 74, 35 = 192 (4d100)>>2985852>>2985862>>2985870>>2985880>>2985881>>2985883>>2985892>>2985900Walk over to Megumin, offer her some food too plus write in overwhelmingly wins it. Roll me a d100.DC Hidden>>2985932You’ll see soon :^)
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>2985936Knowing megumin, the DC is probably -1And i'm guessing that crit was for panty wetness
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>2985936Come on an make a friend
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>2985936
>>2985947You mean orgasm potential. Not only did Chaya knock her out, she came so hard from the boom it shorted her brain.>>2985950Also I kind of want to see a third 45, just to find out what would happen.>>2985957That works too
>>2985957YES, new friend acquired by the power of food and naked Karn
>>2985947>>2985950>>298595792/100. Plus double 45s. This could be quite entertaining, writing.
>>2985970That face makes me worried she will attach her face to Karn's dick on live television, and I don't see her surviving the attempt with Meloka nearby. Please Chuuni girl, don't be dumb.
>>2985845Looking over at Megumin, you feel sorry for her. Daddy’s here for you, but no one’s there for her. So you’re gonna be there for her! Holding up your left hand up, Daddy smiles a bit wider and grabs your hand with his, lifting you up to your feet. He holds you steady while you find your balance, once you’ve got your feet under you he lets you go. You stumble unsteadily towards Megumin, hearing the announcers as you stagger towards your opponent.“What’s this?” Dallas asks. “Chaya is now making her way to her still-downed opponent. Is she preparing to follow in her family’s footsteps and finish Megumin off?”“So the Super Saiyan defeats the Crimson Demon archwizard, and sends her off to meet the darkness instead.” she says, turning just her head and looking at you, really tired. “Good fight. That was a nice bakaretsu.”“Baka-what?” you ask her, swaying and dropping to a knee. You hold your right hand out, placing your hand on her back and sending some of Daddy’s power into her. “But I had fun. Wanna come eat? Silver’s the best, his food is the tastiest!”At the word “food” her stomach growls loudly, and her hat begins to move on it’s own. Wait, what? You watch as a small, furry black shape with wings and a red mark on its forehead crawls out from under her hat, meowing up at you. Your eyes widen in surprise, this thing is so.... CUTE!! You hold your arms open, it looks at you a moment before jumping at you. It hits you in the face and knocks you over, you giggling as it begins licking your tongue.“Hehe that tickles.” you say, the creature again meowing at you.“Chomusuke likes you. It’s a high honor.” the girl says, sitting up. “If he says you’re okay, then I’ll come wi... wi... wii.....”You look over at her confused, seeing her face has gone completely red as she stares at something. Turning, you see Daddy standing there, dusting the broken bits of his armor off. You look back to her, confused.“You okay? Hey, Megummmmnn.” her name’s hard to say. “Megu!”“Eh?” she starts, turning to you. “No I wasn’t staring!”“So you wanna come eat? You look hungr-“Before you can finish the sentence, your stomachs growl together, you giggling at how funny it is. She laughs as well, you both laughing together.“Awwww!” Dallas says, you hearing him and the audience in sync. “In a surprise twist, it seems the adorable diminutive Saiyan destroyer has made friends with the blast-happy pyromaniac, while Karn is showing far more skin than most fitness models. You never know what will happen next in the arena folks! But stay tuned, for when we come back Reactor is aiming for his ninth elimination this season, right here on Dreadzone!”cont
>>2986085>HE'S NAKED AGAINcan y'all imagine the hype of us stopping the blast in an alternate-universe thread of this where we controlled karn?
>>2986100>oh shit they're gonna blow everyone up>fuck our barrier is only personal sized>fuck it amp up the power>99>SASUGA KARN A PRODIGY OF ON THE FLY TECHNIQUES>AND HE'S NAKED>THE POWER OF PROTECTING OUR DAUGHTER HAS BLESSED THE DICE
>>2986085Just think, now everyone in the galaxy has seen Karn's dick.
>>2986125Roll for seduction.You pass.
>>2986125Karn's fangirl club just gained a few billion members after seeing his.
>>2986125Havent we already flashed the universe a few times by now, I feel like we did that.
>>2986125Now we gotta step it up. We need to flash other universes. Flash our multiverse selves even.
>>2986125First, it was with the HD drone camerasNow its 3D hyper-realism, bordering on 4D as you can practically feel the heat coming from it from the comfort of your holovisionKarn gone sexual 2, this time in 4D, only on Vox Mediafilms for 9999.99 credits, purchase now and get a chunk of the Super Sayan Armor
>>2986085“You okay?” Broly asks, flying over to you while Momma flies over to Daddy. Broly looks curiously at the creature you’re holding, holding a hand out to it. It hisses at him, scratching at him. He yelps in surprise, your eyes widening in surprise. You’re surprised at seeing it actually cutting his fingers. He puts his fingers in his mouth, frowning at the creature.“Chomusuke sees great evil in you.” Megumin says, it hissing at him again. It then cries in what sounds like fear, it leaping out of your arms and climing up Megumin, hiding back under her hat as her face begins turning red and shaking again. You look to her confused and a little hurt, feeling a hand on either shoulder. Looking over your shoulder you see Momma and Daddy have walked up behind you. You gotta tell them the good news!“Momma! Daddy! I invited Megu to come eat with us!” you say excitedly, Momma looking curiously at her as you can see Daddy focusing, clearly thinking to someone. After a moment he smiles, nodding.“Of course kiddo, if she wants to.” Daddy says, looking to Megumin. “So what do you say? Want to come eat with us?”“Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-“ she stammers, staring at Daddy. You giggle at her, she’s funny. You turn, Daddy looking confused and Momma frowning at her. You wanna ask her what’s wrong, but you have a feeling that’s a bad idea. So you get back to your feet, still swaying a bit as you walk over to her, holding a hand to her.“C’mon, let’s go!” you say, then impatiently reaching down and grabbing her hand. As you touch her she snaps back to focus, grabbing her stick as you pull her up to her feet. “C’mon c’mon, let’s eat already!”“Alright, I’m coming.” the older girl saya with a giggle, you almost dragging her to Daddy’s ship. Silver seems already ready for you all, platters of food already sitting out, still-steaming.“Excellent fighting out there, kid.” Silver says, you beaming up at the older cook. Megumin seems confused by him, but not nearly as much as she is by Camali.“What is that?” she asks, pointing subtly over at him.“He’s Camali!” you say excitedly through a mouthful of food, Megumin laughing and feeding a small bite to her pet. “He’s a good fighter, I haven’t beaten him yet!”“Really, YOU haven’t beaten him? Amazing.” she says, you all settling into your meal. She doesn’t eat nearly as much as the rest of you, even Camali eats more than her. You’re worried she’s sick or something.“Not gonna eat anymore?” you ask, Megumin not even having finished her first platter while you’ve eaten three. Even little Tatsu and Tomi have eaten one each, the twins each wearing another. Momma sighs at them, picking them up and carrying them off to wash them off. Daddy grabs her as she walks past, pulling her into a quick kiss before Momma leaves, smile on her face.cont(vote in next post, damn character limits)
>>2986205Karn action figure. Now with accurate nude mode.
>>2986257“No I couldn’t eat another bite.” she says, even her pet sighing out contentedly. “I haven’t eaten that good in months. Thank you Chaya.”“Of course!” you reply, smiling at your new friend. “So what do you wanna do now?”“Huh?” she asks you, confused. “Whadda you mean?”“I mea-“ you begin, one of Raven’s portals opening up beside you as she steps through. Raven glares at your friend, Megumin leaping to her feet and brandishing her staff.“Who are you?” Raven asks her, eyes glowing black as she glares at your friend.“I could ask you the same.” Megumin says, her magical energy gathering red at the end of her staff as Raven’s hands begin glowing with her dark energy. Daddy’s still eating, not noticing what’s happening. You have a terrible feeling this could end badly.What do you do?>Introduction time! You gotta introduce them to each other!>Raven, be nice! She’s my new friend!>They both do magic, and you’ve never seen Raven this serious. You probably shouldn’t interfere...>Other(write in)
>>2986276>>Raven, be nice! She’s my new friend!
>>2986276>Other(write in)DADDY! HELP!
>>2986276>Introduction time! You gotta introduce them to each other!
>Hi Raven!>Introduction time! You gotta introduce them to each other!
>>2986276>Introduction time! You gotta introduce them to each other!Megumin and Raven trying to kill each other would be bad.
>>2986276>Introduction time! You gotta introduce them to each other!>Raven, be nice! She’s my new friend!
>>2986276I can see it already.Starting out, there's only room for one queen witch on karn's ship, and sparks will flyBut eventually it turns into a rivalry, and raven turns tsundere for meguminCut to a year from now, they're casually eating dinner together and discussing magic, even though they still get on eachother's nerves
>>2986284>>2986287>>2986290>>2986297>>2986300>>2986353Introduction time wins it. Roll me a 2d100 to try and defuse the situation.Best of the two die counts>>2986364Ha.
Rolled 37, 42 = 79 (2d100)>>2986383
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>2986383
Rolled 51, 28 = 79 (2d100)>>2986392whoops
Rolled 14, 98 = 112 (2d100)>>2986383
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>2986392>>2986383it's 2d100, so let me roll the other one for you.
Rolled 82, 74 = 156 (2d100)>>2986383>>2986392ya blew it
Rolled 20, 14 = 34 (2d100)>>2986383
>>2986391>>2986396>>298639798/100. Taking the first three successful 2d100s rolled. Amazing success, writing. Cuteness triumphs yet again.
>>2986276>>2986276Wait, Raven didn’t see your fight! You feel really upset about this, but that also means she doesn’t know who Megumin is! You gotta introduce her!“Megu, this is Raven! She does magic like you!” you say excitedly. “Raven, this is-““My name is Megumin!” she declares, standing up on the table with one foot, holding her staff in one hand with the other holding onto her hat. “The strongest mage amongst the Crimson Demons! My calling is that of archwizard, and as one who wields Explosion magic, the mightiest of all offensive magics known throughout the universe!”“You’re a demon too?” Raven asks her seriously, you seeing Megu’s eyes suddenly lighting up.“You’re a demon? Really, a real-life demon?!” she asks, looking really excited as she gets really, really close to Raven. “I’ve tried summoning demons before but it never really worked, and you’re a real demon?! So coooool!”“Wait, you tried summoning demons?” Raven asks, suddenly alarmed. “What the hell is wrong with you, do you have any idea dangerous that is?!”“It’s not that dangerous, I did it right once and nothing bad happened.” she says defensively, Chomusuke meowing at Raven. You turn and look at it, noticing something weird as it looks at her. The mark on it’s forehead begins glowing red, as well as both sets of it’s eyes. Wait, both? Didn’t it only have one set?“Well well well. You’ve both finally met.” a deep, growly voice speaks. You look over at the creature as confused as everyone else. “Good, gooooood.”“I thought you only said ‘meow’?” you ask it, a deep rumbling laugh coming from it. Which is cool, seeing it’s mouth didn’t move.“Ch-Chomusuke, you can talk?” Megumin asks, looking just as confused as you. “And you never talked to me?! C’mon, what gi-““Everyone get back, right now!!” Karn shouts, grabbing the three of you and pulling you all away. Daddy sounds scared, which worries you.“Trigon!” Raven shouts, sounding scared. “You’re still sealed away, you can’t possibly be free!”What’s a Trigon?“Chaya, Broly, take Megumin and get out of here!” Daddy shouts, you moving before you even realize what you’re doing. You and Broly both grab one of her hands, running out. “Raven, open the portal.”“Ri-“ she says, the door shutting behind you all. Suddenly, Raven and Daddy’s ki both completely vanish.“D-Daddy?” you ask no one in particular. You can’t deny you’re worried.“Wha-What was that?” Megumin asks confused. “Are-Are they gonna be okay?”Well?>Of course! Daddy’s the best!>You’re not sure, even Daddy seemed worried>You’re gonna go get Momma, maybe she can help Daddy?>Other(write in)
>>2986750>You’re not sure, even Daddy seemed worriedYeah, no. Karn might be good, but Trigon is so much worse that it isn't even funny.
>>2986750>Of course! Daddy’s the best!
>>2986750>>Of course! Daddy’s the best!
>>2986750>>You’re gonna go get Momma, maybe she can help Daddy?
>>2986760>>2986788>>2986823>>2986832>>2986836Of course! Daddy’s the best! wins it. Writing.
>>2986750“Of course! Daddy’s the best!” you say, hyping yourself up. That thing sounded funny, but Daddy wouldn’t lose to something like that! You remember when one night you couldn’t sleep, you walking around the ship sleepily until you came to the break room, some of the pilots sitting around watching something. Roberry and Nabanna showed you what they were watching, you gasped in surprise as you saw Daddy fighting! They showed you your Daddy fighting in battle, beating up all the bad guys and blowing them up! They looked a lot scarier than that little fluffball, Daddy’ll be just fine! “He’s the toughest!”“He does make really beautiful explosions.” she says kinda funny, face turning red again as she squirms for a moment. “Are you okay?” Broly asks her, Megumin turning around too quickly too him.“Eh? Who’s not okay, I’m okay.” she says, a little too quickly. “Wait, who’re you?”“I’m Broly.” he says. “I’m-““He’s my brother!” you say, throwing an arm around his shoulders. “And he’s super duper strong! He turned into a Super Saiyan years ago!”“Wait, you’re a Super Saiyan too?” she asks confused. “Is every Saiyan a Super Saiyan now?”“Ummmm, no not yet.” you say. “But maybe one day we all will be!”“So what do you wanna do?” Broly asks. “There’s not much to do on the ship besides train and eat.”“I know!” she says, rising to her feet. “Let’s go to the firing range! There’s plenty to blow up there! C’mon c’mon, let’s go already!”“Okay!” you shout along with her, her enthusiasm contagious. “Let’s go!”You lead her outside the ship, then once outside Megumin then leads you all towards this “Firing Range” she spoke of. As you wind your way through the halls, she begins skipping, singing a song.“Bakuretsu, Bakuretsu, la la la! Bakuretsu, Bakuretsu, la la la!“ she sings, skipping down the halls.“What is she doing?” Broly asks you. “Is she always strange like this?”Well?>That seems like fun! Copy her and sing along!>No clue, she’s weird. But she’s funny too!>Ask her what does she think she’s doing>Other(write in)
>>2987036>>Ask her what does she think she’s doing
>>2987036>>No clue, she’s weird. But she’s funny too!
>>2987036>That seems like fun! Copy her and sing along!The only sensible thing to do, obviously.
>That seems like fun! Copy her and sing along!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I685CIJkt7U
>>2987036>That seems like fun! Copy her and sing along!
Rolled 54, 33 = 87 (2d100)>>2987040>>2987044>>2987051>>2987058>>2987059>That seems like fun! Copy her and sing along! wins it. Writing.
>>2987122Cmon Karn, gotta do better then a 54 against Trigon
>>2987036“It’s not strange, it seems like fun!” you say, running up beside her and trying to copy what she’s doing. It takes a bit, you having to fly a little bit with each step since her legs are longer, but you soon match her stride.“Bakuretsu, Bakuretsu, la la la! Bakuretsu, Bakuretsu, la la la!” you sing along, skipping with her. This is fun! You hear Broly sigh out behind you, not joining in. He can be boring if he wants, you’re gonna keep having fun! “Bakuretsu, Bakuretsu, la la la! Bakuretsu, Bakuretsu, la la la! Bakuretsu, Bakuretsu, la la la! Bakuretsu, Bakuretsu, la la la!“You skip along with Megumin, singing along with her as your little group travels down the Battledome’s halls. You get a few odd looks, but you ignore them. You’re having fun singing and skipping along, whatever those weaklings think of you doesn’t matter. After a few minutes of singing and skipping along, you finally arrive. You both stop before a giant set of twin doors, Broly walking up a moment later. You look over at Megumin, your friend looking really excited.“Welcome to the best place on the station!” Megumin says, walking up and the doors slide open. Your eyes widen in surprise as you see what’s inside, the gasp from Broly’s general direction telling you he’s just as surprised. It’s... Its...“...Amazing.” Broly says. You can’t agree more. This place is great!! You watch in amazement as dozens of competitors are firing as many different weapons at different targets. One in particular, however, catches your eye. An odd, orange-furred creature with a one-handed gun is shooting more targets than any three of the others, you seeing more people and cameras gathered just to watch him. “Who’s that?” you ask, pointing. Megumin sees him and pouts, huffing and turning away.“He’s a jerk, ignore him.” she says, walking towards one side. “He thinks he’s soooo much better than everyone just because Vox let’s him cheat!”“Cheat? Cheat how?” you ask, confused. How can you cheat in a fight?“Yeah, cheat how?” a voice says from right behind you. You yelp in surprise, turning and seeing the orange guy standing there. “You wouldn’t be accusing the top Exterminator of cheating, would you?”“A-A-Ace?” Megumin stammers out, startled. “Y-Y-You heard that?”“Ace?” you ask, confused. “You’re an Eterminator?”-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 62 paused-
>>2987248And that’s it for tonight, everyone enjoy the fight? Thoughts on Megumin and Chomusuke being connected to Raven and Trigon? Ready to see what this Ace is, and what he can do? And most importantly, having fun? I’ll be up a bit longer for questions and comments, the quest will resume at 11am EST.
>>2987257MORE MEGUMINBAKURETSU BAKURETSU DOOON DOOON DOOON!
>>2987275Megumin is a treat to write, having to wait more than two weeks to write her was awful
Goin’ to bed, I’ll be back in ~8hours to resume the episode. ‘Night y’all
>>2987248>whatever those weaklings think of you doesn’t matterhmm... where did she get an idea like that>>2987424sweet dreams
>>2987257>Choumusuke is possessed by TrigonPANIC
>>2987424https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S68GmenFk2gTheme of final 1v1 duel against the Arbiter?
>>2987257Fucking had a power out, catching up to it all now.
>>2987248Where is Ratchet?
>>2987430>hmm... where did she get an idea like thatI wonder.>>2987440Panic indeed.>>2988267Perhaps.>>2988298At least it came back on.>>2988300Good question. Remember, Chairman Drek’s still alive and kicking.
>>2988420Or you know, go with thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv6P9jxg4vI
>>2987248“Wha-What the hell’d you call me, pipsqueak?” this Ace guy says angrily, turning his nose up at you. “Don’t you know who I am?”“No.” you say, turning your head a bit as you focus on his ki. “But you aren’t that strong. Me or Broly could beat you.”“Wh-What the hell’d you say, kid?” he shouts, grabbing you by the armor and lifting you up. “You think you could beat me?”“Yeah, easy.” you say, because it’s obvious. “I wouldn’t even have to go Super Saiyan neither.”“Wait, you’re-?” he says, looking you over. You see his eyes widen, setting you down slowly and gently for some reason. “Just remember what I said, Megumin. You accuse me of cheating again, and I’ll make you choke to death on that accusation in the arena. Got it?”With that he flips his visor down, leaving the range. That was strange.“Who was that guy?” you ask, noticing Broly’s transforming back to normal. Why’d he transform in the first place? When? Whatever, questions for another time.“He’s Ace Hardlight.” Megumin says, still alittle shaken. “The number one Exterminator. He’s killed more competitors than anyone else. Rumor has it he cheats, using illegal weapons, gadgets, and modifications.”“What’s illegal mean?” you ask her. She stammers and stumbles over her words, you giggling at her. She’s funny. “Anyway, let’s go! You said we’d get to blow stuff up, right?”“Wait, Megumin’s using the room again today?” you hear murmered amongst the other contestants, and within two minutes the room’s empty but for the three of you, the targets, and the cameras.“Wait, why’d they all leave?” Broly asks concerned, but you’re too excited to care about that.“Who cares?” you asks, grinning excitedly. “This is gonna be so much fun! C’mon Broly, come blow stuff up with us!”“C’mon, c’mon!” Megumin says, getting right in his face. You realize suddenly that you don’t like her being that up-close to Broly for some reason. “Come walk the path of explosions with me!”Well?>Let’s do it! Start blowing up targets right now!>Let’s see who can make the biggest explosion!>Is there a timer? Let’s see who can blow up more targets before the timer runs out!>Wait, let’s make this more fun! C’mon Broly, let’s both go Super Saiyan!>Wait, let’s make this more fun! C’mon, let’s all go all-out!>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>2988501>Is there a timer? Let’s see who can blow up more targets before the timer runs out!
>>2988501>>Is there a timer? Let’s see who can blow up more targets before the timer runs out!
>>2988501>Is there a timer? Let’s see who can blow up more targets before the timer runs out!Boom race, boom race, boom race
>>2988501>>Is there a timer? Let’s see who can blow up more targets before the timer runs out!and>>Wait, let’s make this more fun! C’mon Broly, let’s both go Super Saiyan!
Rolled 57, 36, 52, 59, 36, 77, 3, 13 = 333 (8d100)>>2988509>>2988516>>2988520>>2988523>>2988531Is there a timer? Let’s see who can blow up more targets before the timer runs out! wins. Alrighty then, roll me a 5d100
Rolled 69, 95, 54, 34, 25 = 277 (5d100)>>2988537
Rolled 31, 71, 72, 60, 1 = 235 (5d100)>>2988537
One final roll?
Rolled 89, 28, 78, 46, 91 = 332 (5d100)>>2988537
>>2988589>>2988551>>2988546And we win.
>>2988587We won right boss?
>>2988546>>2988551>>298858989/100, 95/100, 78/100, 60/100, 91/100.Clutch. Good thing that final roll saved you from that 1. Writing.
Rolled 4, 88, 60, 12, 1 = 165 (5d100)>>2988537Shit, I'm late. Rolling to waste my luck
>>2988620>that 1REALLY good thing you were late. A double 1 on that last roll would NOT have ended well
>>2988628Anon's legendary bad luck strikes again
Rolled 11, 98, 56, 93, 77 = 335 (5d100)>>2988620This is how you waste it.
>>2988501“Is there a timer?” you ask Megumin, getting excited. “Let’s see who can blow up more targets before the timer runs out!”“Yes! Let’s do it!” she says, eyes sparkling as she gets excited too. You follow her giddily as she tuns over to a computer and begins typing, Broly walking up curiously.“What are you doing?” he asks her.“Getting it ready.” she says, fingers flying over the buttons as she mumbles to herself. “Let’s see, targets, 901, no ties. Timer, 60. Alright!”With that shout she holds her hands over the keys dramatically, then pushes one final button.“Contestants, to the firing line.” a voice calls out, Megumin grabbing her staff and running. You and Broly follow her, the three of you soon standing a few feet apart behind a red line. Looking out you see green glowy robots standing around at different distances, unmoving.“Those are out targets!” Megumin shouts, pointing her staff at them. She uses her staff like a pointer, pointing out the overhead scoreboard as well as the three displays all reading 0 as your current scores. “Whoever blows the most up, wins!””Match beginning in five, four three-“ the voice calls out, you and Broly flaring your auras as Megumin holds her staff up, magic energy swirling around her. This is gonna be so much fun! ”Two, one, BEGIN!”https://youtube.com/watch?v=uzBwU3GGUBI&t=149s“HYAAAAAAA!!” you shout, tossing a pair of Ki Bombs at the nearest glowy robots“EXPLOOOOSION!!” Megumin shouts, an eruption consuming more than a dozen targets instantly.“HAAA!!” Broly shouts, firing a Duel Energy Wave and blasting a few of them. The three of you unleash your power at the unmoving targets, ground rumbling beneath your feet with every blast. You unleash your power, blowing up the glowy robots as fast as you can to try and beat Broly and Megumin. At first you focus entirely on blowing up the targets, but after a bit you spare a glance to the scoreboard and get a surprise: you’re winning! You think, the numbers look kinda funny. But you think you’re winning! Sparing glances to Broly and Megumin between blasts, you begin to see why you’re winning. And you’re not happy. Broly’s holding back! Instead of blowing up big groups of targets at once he shoots each single one with a blast. He’ll never win like that! Meanwhile Megumin is trying her best, but it takes her a few seconds between attacks, allowing your number to surge past hers. But Broly’s making you mad, he’s not even trying to win!cont
>>2988732“What are you doing?!” you shout angrily at your brother, him jerking in surprise so badly his next shot goes wild as he turns to you. “Why aren’t you tryin’ to win? It’s no fun if I win because you let me win!””Time’s up!” the announcer voice comes back, all the targets disappearing. ”The winner is: Chaya!”“Shut up you!” you turn and shout at it angrily, stomping your foot hard enough to dent the floor then turning back to your brother. “Winnin’ don’t mean nothin’ if you didn’t try! C’mon, get serious and try this time!”Broly looks stunned, unsure how to react for a moment. Then he smiles, aura flaring much higher up around him now. You smile back, this time it’s gonna be good!“If we’re getting serious, I suppose I should remove my restraint.” Megumin says, you both looking to her curiously. She then points to her eyepatch, and explains. “This ancient relic is a seal on my immeasurable, true destructive power. Releasing my full power will guarantee my victory this time!”“Woooaaaaa!” you say, awed, However, Broly doesn’t seem as impressed.“Are you sure?” he asks. “Just seems like any dumb eyepatch to me.”“It’s not dumb, it’s cool! It’s a fashion statement!” Megumin shouts at him, then a little embarrassed. “But taking it off will help me aim better.”“Alright let’s do it again!” you shout, pumping a fist. Megumin resets the computer then runs back, pulling her eyepatch off and aiming as you and Broly gather your power. This time it’ll be more fun with everyone trying to win!”BEGIN!” the robovoice says, Broly starting off strong. At first you thought he was throwing a Ki Bomb, but then it split into several! That’s Daddy’s Scattershot attack! You and Megumin gasp in awe as his attack destroys two dozen targets at once, the ground shaking snapping you back to focus! You gotta win!! You give it everything you’ve got, throwing blast after blast. This one’s much closer, Broly’s ahead by ten and only three seconds left! Focusing your ki behind your eyes you fire your Eye Beams, turning your head and destroying a bunch of them before they all disappear.”Time’s up! The winner is:” the voice says, you all panting in exhaustion but really wanting to see who won. ”CHAYA!”“YAY! I did it!!” you shout excitedly, jumping up and pumping a fist as Broly sits down with a chuckle.“That was fun, sis.” he says, laying on his back. Wait, sis? Did Broly call you sis? Does that mean sister? Or something else?Well?>Sis? He finally called you his sister! Yay!(dogpile him)>Sis? What does that mean?>Let it go for now, gotta act cool in front of your cool friend Megumin!>You like it, but you’d rather him call you by your name>You don’t like that, you want him to always call you by name>Other(write in)
>>2988738>>Sis? He finally called you his sister! Yay!(dogpile him)
>>2988738>You don’t like that, you want him to always call you by name
>>2988738>Sis? He finally called you his sister! Yay!(dogpile him)
>>2988738>You like it, but you’d rather him call you by your name
>>2988762>>2988779>>2988820>>2988824Sis? He finally called you his sister! Yay!(dogpile him) wins it. Writing.
>>2988738Sis? Sis! He finally called you his sister! You’re so happy you just can’t contain it!“YAY!!” you shout, jumping on your brother. He shouts in surprise, you laughing and wrapping your arms around his head. “You finally called me your sister! I’m so happy!”“Cha-Sis, ge off me!” he tries to say through your armor in his face, chuckling. You’re too busy laughing to notice. Notice anything, that is.“Atomic Elbow!” Megumin shouts, leaping up in the air and dropping. You “Huh?” in surprise, just before the older girl lands on top of both of you. You giggle at her, the three of you rolling around on the ground, playing and laughing until you’re all laughing so hard you can’t move. Somehow Megumin ended up on top, laying across you and Broly. She then gets up, looking really excited at the two of you.“Wasn’t this so much fun?” she asks, eyes sparkling. “You both are really really good at making explosions! We should do this again sometime!”“Yeah, let’s do it again tomorrow!” you say excitedly, the three of you all getting up.15 minutes until lights’ out.” Vox’s voice comes over the station’s speakers. “All contestants to your designated rooms. Anyone caught breaking curfew will, well, pray you don’t get caught! Hehehehehe.”“Alright, I’ll see you guys then.” she says, turning to walk away.“Wait, where are you goin’?” you ask, running over to her and grabbing her hand.“Didn’t you hear?” she asks you. “I gotta go now. If I don’t make it back to my room in time, it hurts.”“It hurts?” you ask confused, Megumin pointing to her collar.“If you’re caught outside your room, your collar can zap you.” she says. “If I get caught too many more times, it’ll blow up and kill me.”“You can’t die.” you say, hugging her close. “I’d miss you.”“I’d miss you too.” she says. “So I gotta go, okay?”Well?>Okay, I’ll see you first thing tomorrow then!>I’ll come with you! Sleepover time!>Come back to the ship, you can stay with us tonight!>Other(write in)
>>2989008>>Okay, I’ll see you first thing tomorrow then!
>>2989008>>Come back to the ship, you can stay with us tonight!
>>2989008>vox has her collaredOh fuck no, we're fixing that shit.>Okay, I’ll see you first thing tomorrow then!
>>2989008>Okay, I’ll see you first thing tomorrow then!
>>2989019>>2989022>>2989034>>2989046>>2989050Okay, I’ll see you first thing tomorrow then! wins it. Writing.
>>2989034Pff, we could probably crush that thing with our bare hands if we went Super Saiyan.
>>2989112But think about her squishy neck.
>>2989112Only problem is, megumin is a witch, not a martial artist.She's a glass cannon, lots of firepower but her body is as weak as a human's.If we tried to just rip it off, her head would come with it when it exploded.
>>2989112Yeah, but what if the thing triggers when damaged? It'd be better to buy her freedom or something like that.
>>2989112raven could teleport it off i bet.
>>2989008“Okay, I’ll see you first thing tomorrow then!” you tell her, giving her one final squeeze. She hugs you back, waves to Broly then begins marching down the halls to wherever her room is. You watch her walk away for a minute, feeling sad she has to go, but then you feel it: Daddy’s back!! Your eyes widen in surprise, turning to Broly as he feels it too. Something’s wrong! You and Broly both immediately blast back to the ship as fast as you can; Daddy’s in trouble! It takes less than a minute, you accidentally smashing through a few walls when you reached dead ends. But you easily make it to the ship within a minute, fear fueling your headlong charge. Something’s wrong with him, wrong with Daddy, but you just can’t place it. His energy feels all kinda wrong. You feel Momma’s already there beside him, but as you turn the last corner, something unexpected happens.BOOMAn explosion rocks the ship, Momma blasted out the side of it and crashing down beside you.“MOMMA!!” you shout in surprise, seeing her rise a bit unsteadily to her feet, lightning dancing along her golden aura.“Ch-Chaya? Broly? Where have the two of you been?” she asks, but before you can answer you see Daddy. Your eyes widen in surprise, Daddy jumping out through the hole he’d made. Broly’s eyes widen in surprise upon recognizing Daddy’s form. You recognize it too, gasping in surprise.“D-Daddy?” you ask, confused. Something’s wrong with him. He’s gone big and “rawr” like Broly does!“Chaya, Broly, stay back!!” Momma orders seriously, then does something surprising. You watch her body expanding rapidly, getting bigger as her power swells upwards. She’s now big and muscley like Daddy, but while Daddy’s glowing green she’s still glowing golden. This could end really, really badly!What do you do?>Daddy, stop! Stop, it’s me!>Broly, you gotta go green too! Stop Daddy before he hurts Momma!>Stay back and watch, too scared to do anything else. Let Momma handle this.>Rush past them, go check on Raven!>Other(write in)
>>2989185>Daddy, stop! Stop, it’s me!>Broly, you gotta go green too! Stop Daddy before he hurts Momma!
>>2989185>Daddy, stop! Stop, it’s me!>>2989187>>2989190Dude, TWO rampaging legendary saiyans is not the answer to ONE rampaging legendary saiyan
>>2989185Actually, i have to wonder if he's even gone legendary, since GD posted USSJ trunks rather than Broly.Has chaya ever seen karn go USSJ? What reason would he have to use the form against trigon?
>>2989224That gif was for Meloka. She’s gone Ultra Super Saiyan 2 to try and close the gap.
>>2989233God damn, that's intense.Fuck, we need to lure karn away from the ship if we can't calm him down, or he's gonna kill the crew.
>>2989185>>Daddy, stop! Stop, it’s me!
>>2989185>Daddy, stop! Stop, it’s me!
>>2989187>>2989190>>2989213>>2989243>>2989263>Daddy, stop! Stop, it’s me! wins it. Roll me a 2d100.First DC 70
Rolled 48, 81 = 129 (2d100)>>2989272
Rolled 77, 27 = 104 (2d100)>>2989272ded
Rolled 163, 157 = 320 (2d200)how bad did karn roll
Rolled 64, 52 = 116 (2d100)>>2989272YEEEEART
Rolled 34, 47 = 81 (2d100)>>2989272
Rolled 52, 98 = 150 (2d100)...oh fuck me i did a 200 instead of a 100
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>2989279>>2989282>>298928677/100, 81/100. Great success, writing.
>>2989185Momma and Daddy are both really scaring you right now. Daddy’s energy feels all kinda wrong, and Momma’s goin all-out. You don’t want Momma and Daddy hurting each other! Before you can think you run out in front of Momma, holding your arms out wide.“Daddy, stop!” you shout, floating up between his and Momma’s heads. “Stop, it’s me! It’s me, Chaya!”“Chaya, what the hell are you doing?!” Momma shouts, she sounds really angry and scared right now. “Move, now!!”“No Momma, I can stop him!” you shout, not taking your eyes off Daddy, and the odd red mark on his forehead. You can do this. You HAVE to do this! “Listen to me Daddy! You gotta control! Like you taught Broly!”“Ch-Chaaaaayaaa.” he says, suddenly roaring and clutching his head. He screams out, the sound so full of pain you just wanna help! You know Momma feels the same, hearing her take a step forward. But before she gets closer Broly grabs her hand, Momma turning to see him shaking his head. You stay back too, then you feel it! As the symbol on his head disappears Daddy’s energy begins feeling right again, his body slowly shrinking back to normal. He did it!“Daddy!!” you shout, flying into him like a wrecking ball and knocking him back on his back. “You’re okay!!”“Ye-yeah I am.” Daddy pants out, his ki really small now. “Thanks to you kiddo.”“I’m so glad you’re safe!” you say, burying your face in his chest as you feel yourself start to cry. Daddy wraps his arms around you, standing up a little unsteadily. “I was so worried!”“Shhh, shhh. It’s ok.” Daddy says. “You’re okay.”“How?” a deep, familiar voice calls out. You all turn, seeing Raven speaking in that Trigon voice. “How did you break free of my control?”Then for just a moment she blinks, you seeing normal Raven for a moment.“HELP!!” she shouts, blinking again and her face returning to the evil Raven with four glowy red eyes. “No matter. I shall end you all myself!”“Like hell you wi-ngh!” Daddy says, rising up but dropping to a knee. Daddy’s too hurt, he can’t fight this Trigon! “D-Dammit!”But before any of you can react, Momma moves. She suddenly appears behind TrigonRaven, and with a chop to the neck knocks her out. The evil glow around Raven fades, your friend returning back to normal. Momma stands there panting a moment, then drops to a knee.“Momma!” you and Broly shout at the same time, watching her worried as she returns to normal. She stays there panting, you all too tired to move yet. You hear footsteps from inside the ship, seeing Emmy walk up and looking around at the aftermath.“What happened here?” she asks, confused.>roll me a d15000+5000
Rolled 6923 + 5000 (1d15000 + 5000)>>2989456Boosto
Rolled 6718 + 5000 (1d15000 + 5000)>>2989456>“What happened here?” she asks, confused.There was a firefight.
Rolled 13755 + 5000 (1d15000 + 5000)Dice didn't go through?
>>2989185>Daddy, stop! Stop, it’s me!>Broly, you gotta go green too! Stop Daddy before he hurts Momma!PAAAAAAAAAAANIC
>>2989461>>2989467>>298947618755/20000. Chaya’s first real Zenkai boost, impressive. Her powerlevel is now 89,689. Writing.
>>2989490She's almost to 100k. I'm so proud of her.
>>2989488Did you know there aren't a lot of drawn dunce caps out there?
>>2989456“Demon kitty.” you say seriously, tying to look only at her but looking around at all the damage. She raises an eyebrow at you, but before she can say anything you feel Daddy laughing.“Heh heh. Hahahaha-!!” he says, everyone else joining in before he’s interrupted by a coughing fit. You notice just how beat-up Daddy is, worry suddenly filling you. But before you can say anything he rises to his feet with a wobble, ruffling your hair with his left hand. “You did really great today, kiddo. I’m proud of you.”Your smile feels like it’s gonna break your face, but you can’t stop smiling. You saved Daddy! The rest of the evening is uneventful, almost every one of you spending some time in one of the Healing Pods after supper, Momma tucking you, Broly and Chilli into bed while Daddy’s still in the Healing Pod.“G’night Momma. G’night brother Broly. G’night brother Chilli.” You all say your goodnights, you quickly falling into a deep, deep sleep. Your sleep was deep and restful, and before you know it, it’s tomorrow.“C’mon Sis, wake up.” Broly says, shaking you. “C’mon, get up, or we’re gonna be late for breakfast-!”“Breakfast!” you shout, leaping out of bed. You’ve never woken up this hungry, rushing straight to the Mess Hall. After a delicious breakfast and morning shower, you go to get dressed. Momma wanted to put you in a new suit, while you wanted to wear the same suit you won in yesterday. Daddy helps you compromise, putting on a new undersuit but wearing the same armor and scouter. All dressed and ready to go, you all prepare to head out, before one of the pilots stops Daddy.“General Karn, call for you on the bridge.” he says, seeming worried.“Who is it?” Daddy asks, the guy shaking his head.“You’d better come see for yourself, General.”“Alright, I’ll be there in a moment.” he tells the pilot, then after sharing a glance with Meloka turns to you, Broly, and Chilli. “You three can go on ahead if you want, I’ll catch up when I can. I have to go take this.”Well?>Someon’s calling Daddy? You wanna go see who!>”Okaaaaaaay.” sound disappointed, then sneak in and see who’s calling Daddy.>”Okay have fun!” Let Daddy take his work call, you’re goin’ to play outside!>Other(write in)
>>2989700>>”Okay have fun!” Let Daddy take his work call, you’re goin’ to play outside!Karn's got important shit to do, it's play time.
>>2989700>>”Okay have fun!” Let Daddy take his work call, you’re goin’ to play outside!
>>2989700>”Okay have fun!” Let Daddy take his work call, you’re goin’ to play outside!
>>2989728>>2989746>>2989772>>2989840“Okay have fun!” Let Daddy take his work call wins it. Writing.>>2989834You’ll see.
>>2989857MEGUMIN WAS SUPPOSED TO SHOW UP THIS MORNING WHERE IS SHEWHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER
>>2989700“Okay have fun!” you say, waving to Daddy. He smiles and nods to you all, then runs off. For a moment you wonder who’d be calling Daddy, since Freezy and Freezy’s Daddy both can think words to people. Oh well, you wanna go play! Now dressed and ready to go, you, Broly, and Chilli all get ready to race outside. “Ready!”“Set!” Chilli says, getting in the mood.“GO!!” you all three shout at once, taking off at a sprint. You and Broly quickly take the lead, but surprisingly Chilli’s only a few steps behind. As you close in on the landing ramp, Broly starts taking the lead!“Oh no you don’t!” you shout, grabbing his foot with both hands. The sudden stop throws you both off balance, you and Broly going down in a pile. Before either of you can scramble to your feet, Chilli leaps over you both. You and Broly both watch helplessly as Chilli beats you both. “Hahahaha I did it! I did it!” Chilli shouts, jumping up and down excitedly at the bottom of the ramp. You and Broly look to each other, then just laugh it off, getting back to your feet. You congratulate your little brother on his win, high-fiving him as you walk to him.“Bakuretsu, Bakuretsu, la la la!” you hear, turning and seeing your friend skipping towards the ship. “Bakuretsu, Bakuretsu, la la- Chaya!!”“Megu!” you shout, the two of you running up and hugging each other. She’s back and okay, you’re so happy!“Something’s different.” she says, holding you at arm’s length. “You’re not the same.”“Huh? I’m not me?” you ask confused, looking yourself over worried. “If I’m not me then who am I?”“No, no, no, you’re still you.” she says with a giggle. But before you can ask her what she means, you see a big screen fly down, expanding rapidly and the blue fishy guy in the orange suit appears on it.“Good morning, little Saiyans.” he says, rubbing his hands. “Did you enjoy your battles yesterday Chaya?”“YEAH!!” you shout, pumping both fists. “It was great! Can I go again today?! Can I, Can I? Pleeeaaaase?!”“Love the enthusiasm, kid.” he replies. “But sorry, not today.”“Awwwwww, why not?” you ask, disappointed and pouting. “It was fun.”“I know it was, kid.” he says,turning to a screen behind him. A screen in a screen? That’s funny. You watch as three planets appear behind him, you looking curiously at them. “But this arena’s too small for a fighter of your power. So your next fight is gonna be on whichever one of these three planets you choose.”cont
>>2990135“Three planets?” you ask excited. “I get to conquer three whole planets?”“No, just one for now.” he says, touching the first planet. It’s a white ball, and when he touches it you see what looks like some kinda ancient temple in a field of white next to the ocean. “This is the Ancient Temple of Shaar. The mission here is to fight through an arena battle, force your way inside the temple, then destroy a bunch of ancient relics inside it.”With that he closes that one, pulling up the next planet, a brown ball.“This is planet Sarathos.” he says, you seeing a nasty looking swamp, weird four-legged creatures with big tails walking around.“Those are cool!” Chilli says, pointing at one.“The Leviathans of Sarathos are dangerous creatures, they’ve killed 4 contestants this year. The mission here is to get inside the King Leviathan’s lair, and slay the massive beast.”“That sounds like fun.” Megumin says, twirling her staff before pointing it off to the side.“And finally, there’s Catacrom 4.” he says, pulling up a greenish-brown world. You see lots of ancient, dilapidated structures, then a robotic hand punch up out of the ground.“Eeek!” you and Megumin shout, clinging to each other. “W-W-W-What was that?”“Catacrom 4 is home to an ancient, cursed robotic burial ground.” he says, you seeing broken robots everywhere, leading to a giant arena on a hill. “The mission here is to destroy the three ancient statues to gain access to the arena, then hold out until rescue arrives.”“So I only get to choose one?” you ask.“One, yes.” he says, sounding impatient. “So, young competitor: which will you choose?Well?>Shaar>Sarathos>Catacrom 4>What do you guys think, which should we go to?>Telepathically ask Momma which you should take>Telepathically ask Daddy what you should do>Other?(write in)
>>2990156>>Telepathically ask Daddy what you should do
>>2990156ohhhh but they are all so good...eeny meeny miny... (roll a d3)
>>2990162>>2990168>>2990176>>2990178Sarathos wins it. And this will be the final update tonight, writing.
>>2990225Catacrom sounds like something Necron and Necrons are spooky, no thank you.
>>2990312It’s the Necron equivalent of Catachan.Dodged quite a big bullet there.
>>2990156“Hmmm.” you ponder, thinking seriously. They all seem like such fun, you don’t know what to pick! You don’t know what that white planet is, and the Catacrom 4 robots are super creepy! Chilli and Megumin both seemed like they’ve made up their minds though, so that settles it! “Sarthos! Sarathos! I’mma beat ‘em all up!”“Alright, Sarathos it is.” fishyman says, shouting to someone off-screen. “Great kid, great. I’ll send the contestant transport by later, since your ship’s not going anywhere with that hole in it. Better prepare yourself, this challenge will be a little tougher than the last one.”“Even tougher?” you ask, eyes lighting up. “Yay! It’s gonna be so much fun!”“Alright kid, tell your fol- General Karn!” he says, floating past you to talk with Daddy. “Hell of a number you did to your ship here yesterday.”“Yeah, we had a demon problem.” he says, seeing Megumin and not saying anything for a second, losing his train of thought. He shakes his head a bit, focusing back on fishyman. “So what do you need, Vox?”“Your daughter’s gonna be headed out on her next challenge shortly.” he says. “She’ll be going to Sarathos to destroy the King Leviathan.”“Going?” Daddy asks, then looks to you. You’re so excited to go on your first mission, you’re bouncing up and down. He smiles at you, then turns back to him. “How long is it, round trip?”“Round trip?” he asks. “About two weeks, why?”“Because I just got challenged to a rematch here at Dreadzone, in an arena of your choice in one month by Lord Boros.”https://youtube.com/watch?v=uhUzEqBtLwU-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 62 End-
>>2990421FINALLYWe bro-ros now.
>>2990421And that’s it for the Chaya Special, everyone enjoy the run? Thoughts on Chaya, Megumin, and Shellshock? Ready to return to playing as Karn next week, and ready to prepare for the Boros rematch? Most importantly, did you have fun? I’ll be around for a bit tonight, updating the pastebins and everything else to take questions
>>2990421Boros is pretty tough.I'm hype.
>>2990433>>2990435We’ll see what happens. You didn’t sit in on the meeting, so you missed what else Karn and Boros talked about.
>>2990448Would you destroy the dream, GD?Would you destroy our long-held dream of bar-hopping across the universe with boros and frieza one day?Are you that kind of guy?Shame. Shame.
Guys, last time we fought boros we were at a base of 27k. We might just stand a chance this time around.
>>2990454All I’ll say is: remember what happened with the epilogues with Boros in the past tenish threads or so.>>2990466It’ll almost certainly be a much closer fight this time around.
Frieza really needs to get around to acclimating his body so that his final form is his base form. Not there's anything wrong with being a little horny from time to time, but his first form is so weak. The universe is getting more dangerous and he might not get enough time to transform if he faces a suitably brutal foe.
>>2990496He almost got killed by that Covenant assassin. If it wasn't for Guldo he'd be dead.
Most of the pastebins have been updated. And we’re archived here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+Quest>>2990496He’s actually been working on shifting between forms for training on his own. He can transform from any of his forms to any other in about 5-10 seconds now.>>2990502Very true. And neither Freeza nor Guldo have forgotten it.
>>2990510>He’s actually been working on shifting between forms for training on his own. He can transform from any of his forms to any other in about 5-10 seconds now.That is a VERY long time when someone is within throwing distance and can move faster than the speed of sound and they're trying to shank you.Step it up Freezerpop, fractions of a second or bust. That also sounds incredibly painful.
>>2990679>That is a VERY long time when someone is within throwing distance and can move faster than the speed of sound and they're trying to shank you.>Step it up Freezerpop, fractions of a second or bust.That’s his goal. His longest transformation(from First to Final) originally took well over a minute. Cutting his longest transformation time by 5/6ths is no small feat.>>2990693>>2990717Ha.
I'm glad that we can inspire evil overlords to actually train and get better just by fighting them.Also should we be worried about Kars getting access to Boros' Meteoric Burst form?God forbid he manages to get a stand on top of that via absorbing Joestar DNA.
>>2990738>is no small feat.Well he does get bigger as he transforms.Ladies take note.
Just realized didn’t use this image all thread, so adding it now.>>2990750>I'm glad that we can inspire evil overlords to actually train and get better just by fighting them.Like your boss?>Also should we be worried about Kars getting access to Boros' Meteoric Burst form? God forbid he manages to get a stand on top of that via absorbing Joestar DNA.Perhaps. But it could be far worse.>>2990752Until he gets smaller.
>>2990782>Until he gets smaller.But he still gets bigger.LADIES
>>2990782>Perhaps. But it could be far worse.Yeah, he could have learned about BIG GREEN mode and stacked that with legendary.
>>2990795Kek.>>2990852He can’t copy the Champion form, since that form isn’t obtainable without a planet’s permission.
>>2990871>He can’t copy the Champion formNo no no, the other BIG GREEN mode.I can only imagine what would get Kars pissed enough to use it. Maybe pic related.
>>2990889What other big green are you talking about? Because that's Legendary.
>>2990906I was talking about legendary.It's about as big and green as we can get.
>>2990852>>2990889>Yeah, he could have learned about BIG GREEN mode and stacked that with legendary.Which other form then?
>>2990852>>2990918then why did you say to stack it with itself?
>>2990750We just have to pray to Zeno and his avatar GrandDragonQM that we can kill him on the spot, and the bastard isn't being trained by fucking SHIN.>>2990782He dies the second he comes close to Freeza. He dies anyways, but triple if he gets near him.
>>2990923>>2990922I meant to say God instead of Legendary, I'm an idiot who doesn't proof-read.
>>2990952I would say you're an idiot that cant tell colors, god ki is red, or blue for whatever bullshit reason was given. Maybe white?
>>2990962Again, this is why proof-reading is important.
>>2990965Very much so, I salute you in this endeavor.
>>2990952A Berserk god, you say? Now THAT’S an endgame right there.
>>2990975Great Ape Berserk God.
>>2990975>Literal deification of righteous furyThat's like Asura tier right there.
>>2990975>>2990988>>2990990>>2990995Legendary Primal Saiyan god
>>2990999From Deviant Art
>>2990999Well that's basically just Sun Wukong at that point
>>2991005YER TRYING ME TODAY DEVIANTART! AND IT'S WORKING!
>>2991024FUCK WRONG PIC
>>2991021.......and? Our dick is bigger.
what armor setup is Karn currently rolling in?
>>2991011No that's Broly, not Kars.
>>2991057I assume our current get-up is our outfit we got for the Siege of New Salda AKA The Frieza Saga Vegeta armor.
>Primal Saiyan>plus Beyond Blue>plus Legendary Super Saiyan>plus Ultra Instinct>plus Timebreaker Seal activatedCould it be enough to kill Chronoa?
>>2991059He was clearly talking about Cell ya dingus
>>2991069You don't need art of yourself if you are already perfection.
>>2991067>forgetting kaio-ken>forgetting fusion dance with son
>>2991074>Fusing with anybody besides our greatest rival of all timeBUT WHO COULD THAT BE
>>2990962God ki comes in many colors, ed boy
Okay, doing this again.>Primal Saiyan>Beyond Blue>Legendary>Ultra Instinct>Timebreaker Seal activated>Kaio-Ken>Fusion Dance with full power Golden FreezaWILL THIS FUCKING BE ENOUGH TO KILL CHRONOA???
>>2991088No, she'll just revert time back to undo all of our buffs.>>2991082RAINBOW SAIYAN GOD RAINBOW SAIYAN.
>>2991088But bro, even full power mode Frieza is too short to properly fuse with the titanic size of the legendary mode. When he goes full power he only gets a little bit taller and it mostly just makes him broader and thicc. Because legendary makes you fuckin' huge.Full power Frieza is only as tall as Goku was but legendary adds like at least two feet to someone's height. And Karn is taller than Goku was.
>>2991089Can't revert time if we're powerful enough to Instant Transmission right inside the space she occupies and telefrag her to pretty pink giblets.>>2991141Then we go Legendary AFTER fusing with Golden Freeza.But this brings up something interesting about form synergies and states. We already discussed Primal God from Primal Saiyan (plus incomplete Super Saiyan 3 form) + Super Saiyan God, a potential balance between Legendary and Super Saiyan 3 in regards to power input/output, but not much else.So I was wondering if we can go theorycrafting on this now?
>>2991141Just get a Potara, it's better than fusion dance anyways.
>>2991174And what stops her from telefraging us? Well better off pointing Kars in her direction, so he can kill her a become a competenet SKoT.
>>2991180>wanting to be stuck forever with FriezaHe's cool and all but he has other shit to do than being inside of Karn for the rest of forever.>>2991174>transforming after fusingpft who does that? What, everyone? Oh shit. Uh. Fuck you.
>>2991217Potara got retconned to have a time limit unless at least 1/2 the fusion is a kai
>>2991243And anyone who accepts that retcon is 103% faggot because that takes the entire stakes of putting them on out of the equation. There is literally no reason EVER to not use them if they work the exact same way as the fusion dance.
>>2991184I guess that's another alternative if we don't nuke him to nothing first.
>>2991250>no reasonPotara earring can be destroyed so we will get no fusion from that. And I don't think that been fused in this moment will be healthy for you.>>2991269Why would we want to do that? He came in peace, offered us immortality and got beaten up by a green midget who couldn't defend Wookies against our invasion, and now pretend to be powerfull and smart.
>>2991057See >>2991064>>2991067You’d explode.>>2991089>No, she'll just revert time back to undo all of our buffs.Or pause time to get out of there, then delet scroll>>2991184He’d have to really, really mellow out before taking a position like that.
>>2991642>He’d have to really, really mellow out before taking a position like that.How many he would kill to start thinking about mellowing out? I think at least 4. Joseph, Jotaro, Yoda and Cronoa.
>>2991766Reminder that he has no idea who Jotaro is.
>>2991834Well he's gonna find out real fucking quick.
>>2991834He will know when he'll try to kill Joseph.
>>2991630>Potara earring can be destroyed so we will get no fusion from that.That is only in this new canon bullshit. Previously taking them off or having them destroyed after the fusion did nothing.They made potara replace the fusion dance. They should have just used the fucking fusion dance. There was no reason to have to retcon that shit. Only so they could have Vegito and get Goku/Vegeta back. And the laziest way they could have done it too. "Oh poof OH WELL".
>>2991836>>2991964He may see them very soon.>>2992045>That is only in this new canon bullshit. Previously taking them off or having them destroyed after the fusion did nothing.Not sure what canon I’m going with for the Potara earrings here. I guess we’ll find out when we ever get to that point.
>>2992054For your means it'd probably be better for you to use the shitty new canon for them. Just because as the story progresses we may not have dragonballs or super space god wizards to magic away the fusion. And if you used old canon you'd "Do away" with two characters because of the fusion which I'm sure people would be upset over.
>>2991630Shitty bargain bin immortality, to be honest, and if he thought he could strong arm us into giving him the secrets of Super Saiyan he almost certainly would have done so. Besides, Yoda is pretty knowledgeable, even if he seems somewhat unwilling to divulge information he sees as unnecessary or dangerous, which is fairly reasonable. When we’ve asked for information on a subject he knows about he’s told us, if memory serves. Probably overreacted to Kars a bit, but if I was god of a planet I don’t think I’d want it to be infested by super duper vampires either.
>>2992063>Hive Kars Vampires
>>2992061>Just because as the story progresses we may not have dragonballs or super space god wizards to magic away the fusionKarn has two mages on telepathic speed-dial right now. Although Potara probably won’t be a thing until the Buu saga. Which, unlike canon, probably won’t be 33 in-quest years from now.>>2992063>and if he thought he could strong arm us into giving him the secrets of Super Saiyan he almost certainly would have done soYou alone, perhaps. But you and an entire planet? He’s more knowledgeable than that, and figured out you’re somehow communicating without talking. He doesn’t know how you do it, but he knows it’s possible.>Probably overreacted to Kars a bitPossibly. Or maybe he reacted exactly appropriately, who knows?>>2992069No
>>2992554>Karn has two mages on telepathic speed-dial right now.One of which is an invalid and the other is a child who don't know nothin'. Besides, why would the Guardian know literally everything forever. There'd be no reason to go out to find stuff out if he knew everything we'd need to know at any given time.Megumeme doesn't count. She blows shit up, all her other knowledge is secondary and thus less reliable. Search your feelings you know it to be true.
>>2992585Megumeme found the "explosive magic" paragraph in a manual and decided she'd do exclusively that. She's useless in anything that isn't demolition and befriending Chaya.
>>2992602She can also summon demons. I think her magic revolves around poor decisions and explosions.
>>2992554You opened this can of worms when you gave him god ki, and everyone helped this fuck up not be executed on the spot. Worst case scenario will happen to force Beerus to erase him if we don't do it.>>2992585Because everyone forgets to ask Yoda.
>>2992736Here's the thing, we may still be able to take him in a fight.Dude probably isn't gonna do any more training than necessary to access his Divine Ki.If we can get fight him on New Salda, we might actually stand a chance. Instant Transmission would be extremely useful for getting him there in the first place. We need to pester Cooler like a motherfucker.
>>2992779No, we can absolutely kill him, we could do it any time so long as it is before he masters divine ki in the next couple of years......and the most likely vain hope that dumbass doesn't teach him regular ki in the meantime, or even teach him at all.
>>2992801I'll vote to teach him as much as possible just to spite you.
>>2992815So you vote to get us killed out of spite, good for you. Is your name Shin by any chance?
>>2992824No, but if it'll tickle your sensitive little butthole more I'll change my name.
>>2992824>Implying we would die
>>2992585>One of which is an invalid and the other is a child who don't know nothin'.Raven DOES have that book that is the sum total of Aku’s magic.>Besides, why would the Guardian know literally everything forever.Not wrong. And he’s spent the last several centuries secluded on New Salda. Any magic developed/discovered since his exile he’d have to figure it out.>spoilerBut she knows that subject really, really well.>>2992602>She's useless in anything that isn't demolition and befriending Chaya.To be fair, Chaya is the currently-undisputed champion of cute. She even befriended an old war robot built only to destroy.>>2992624>I think her magic revolves around poor decisions and explosions.It’s almost like you know her.>>2992736>You opened this can of worms when you gave him god ki, and everyone helped this fuck up not be executed on the spot. Worst case scenario will happen to force Beerus to erase him if we don't do it.We’ll see what happens with Kars. >Because everyone forgets to ask Yoda.You can’t ask questions about something if you don’t know it exists.>>2992779>mayHe’s far weaker than you are, currently. If it came to a fight, he’d almost certainly lose.>spoilerYou can try.>>2992801>so long as it is before he masters divine kiEven after, there isn’t much he could actually DO to stop you.>>2992824I think you’re severely overestimating the threat Kars presents. He’s not a 1v1 fighter, he’s a planner and schemer.
>>2992916Exactly, Kars is a Doctor Nefarious type. And we all know exactly what that can of worms will turn into when not completely obliterated.
>>2992779We should go find Cooler and beat him until he teaches us
>>2992951>>2992916Yeah, back to that important game breaking move, where is that fucker anyways?
>>2992951its going to become a meme with us pesting cooler isnt it
>>2992916>Raven DOES have that book that is the sum total of Aku’s magic.But all of HIS magic revolves around bad decisions and how to be an evil overlord. Honestly I feel like Aku doesn't use traditional magic so much as him abusing the fact that he IS magic. He's basically what happens when you cross Satan, a Genie, and a vampire's wet dream. I'm sure he has plenty of actual spells people could use but I doubt he is the end all be all of teachable magic.
>Implying Kars didn't learn his lesson from the joestar incident and use his phenomenal abilities to leave small bits of himself in various places, so that the complete destruction of his body is incredibly difficultThe man has 400+ IQ. You can obliterate the body before you completely, but he's probably made a workaround for that by now. Especially after seeing the amount of power people can throw around.
>>2992980I hope not, I want to scare people shitless by popping up anywhere and everywhere when we feel like it.>>2992991Pretty sure it doesn't work like that, he has a Cell cell thing that pops when he dies on the spot and isn't incinerated, you are probably thinking of Buu.
>>2992991Then we'll just hunt down each and every piece of him until nothing is left
Honestly, even if Kars "Masters" divine ki, I can't say I'm particularly afraid of him in a straight fight. I mean cmon, even if he surpasses his master, surpassing Shin is about as impressive as kicking a toddler. We're already at Ascended Super Saiyan, even with that alone all we'd need to do is raise our base power level to match the canon characters when they unlocked it to be leagues stronger then Shin. Unless Kars surpasses Shin in a couple of years he's not going to pose much of a threat to us even if we've only got Ascended, which is in and of itself unlikely, with us already on the road to controlling Berserk.
>>2993003No, I'm not thinking about Buu. I'm thinking about a being like Kars who can turn his goddamn hand into squirrel, detach it, make it go over and murder something, and then reattach it.I'm pretty sure he could reconstitute himself from something like that over time, given that there's enough stuff around him to consume.
>>2993045Good thing that's a moot point for us. Honestly the only thing I can think of us needing after IT is something to let us breath in space.
>>2993053Not really a moot point at all.
>>2992929Unlike Nefarious, if you destroy Kars he dies. He doesn’t have an army of robots carrying out his will.>>2992951It will take quite some time to master.>>2992954On his ship.>>2992988>But all of HIS magic revolves around bad decisions and how to be an evil overlord.Shapeshifting, disintegrating eye beams, >>2992980>Honestly I feel like Aku doesn't use traditional magic so much as him abusing the fact that he IS magic. He's basically what happens when you cross Satan, a Genie, and a vampire's wet dream. I'm sure he has plenty of actual spells people could use but I doubt he is the end all be all of teachable magic.Oh not all of his own magic is teachable, considering his composition. His shapeshifting, for example, he can’t teach someone who doesn’t share his unique demonic makeup. But where Raven is half-demon, she can utilize far more of his spells and abilities than a pure mortal caster.>>2992991He can’t split into multiple Kars’s.>>2993003>I hope not, I want to scare people shitless by popping up anywhere and everywhere when we feel like it.They have to have a power large enough to Instant Transmission to.>>2993036>surpassing Shin is about as impressive as kicking a toddlerYou’re well on the road to surpassing him yourself. He isn’t exactly impressive in a fight either.>>2993045He quite possibly could. However, he wouldn’t split himself mostly due to arrogance.
>>2993083I was never talking about multiple instances of Kars, just contingency pieces of him that he could reconstitute from.As far as arrogance goes, I doubt that. He's egotistical, but not an idiot. He's outright SEEN the massive destruction that other people in the universe are capable of. I very much doubt that he would take the chance that one of them might try to wipe him out - he would definitely leave a piece of himself somewhere as a failsafe. You have to remember that this is a Kars that has known the bitter taste of defeat - if it weren't for that planet he drifted onto, he would have stayed defeated. He knows that, and I'd wager would do anything to avoid sure defeat in the future. Ego or not, he would have a damn good plan - and leaving parts of yourself to come back from is itself a damn good plan, or at least part of one.
>>2993083You’re well on the road to surpassing him yourself. He isn’t exactly impressive in a fight either.We need to train him. Seriously, kid needs to learn how to win fights that aren't stacked in his favor from the get-go.As it is, he's probably on par with Android 18.Both in terms of power and overall battle experience.
>>2993102Again, like 90% sure that isn't how his regeneration thing works. He can take pieces of himself off and change it, but once its changed he has to take it back in to do anything with it. Same with chunks of his meat, it wont be the respawn part, it is solely attached to him
>>2993109Uh excuse you? 18 can actually fight an win, Shin is Yamcha, or Krillin.
>>2993083>But where Raven is half-demon, she can utilize far more of his spells and abilities than a pure mortal caster.But she still can't do his greatest trick of all. Having a fucking phenomenal voiceSend her on a quest to find the Mimisbrunnr. Or Dumbledore (with torture implements, that old bastard never tells anyone anything important). Or I dunno, Dr. Strange or something. Dammit Raven go find some people who know more shit, Aku just loves his fucking meme magic too much to get the most esoteric of shit.
>>2993109IIRC Shin is actually one of the strongest beings in the universe he just is a thundering dumbass and doesn't have any real experience fighting. No idea where he stands on the raw power scale here though.
>>2993118How the fuck can you be 90% sure about shit that wasn't ever gone over in the source material? Your 90% sureness is just headcanon.Looking at the shit that a regular pillarman can do, such as survive as a nervous system or instantly make someone else's arm their own, or fuckin suck the life out of things while you're a goddamn rock, it's not much of a stretch to say that individual parts of an extra-supercharged ultimate pillarman could POTENTIALLY be able to reconstitute them. We're talking about the ultimate being, after all. A being which has traits of every single creature (on earth, at least), of which many creatures are known to reproduce through fragmentation.
>>2993129Shin can 1-shot canon pre-RoF Frieza and it seems like he hasn't fought at all in the time he's been Supreme Kai, So I place him at 18's level.Powerful, but severely inexperienced and would crumple against a veteran fighter of similar strength.Yamcha and Krillin may not be as powerful as Shin, but in terms of experience (relative to their life-spans) they put him to fucking shame.
>>2993141Shin is above canon Frieza pre-RoF, but below Perfect Cell.That's about all I can gather.>>2993142I can almost guarantee Kars is experimenting with reconstituting separate pieces of bio-mass into new Pillarmen.
>>2993160If only the kais weren't butchered by Buu way back when. We might have a Shin that isn't a shit.
>>2993102>I was never talking about multiple instances of Kars, just contingency pieces of him that he could reconstitute from.If he’d thought of splitting himself like that as a contingency, he’d be too terrified of it gaining it’s own sentience apart from him. He would be terrified of the concept of another himself out and about wanting to dethrone him.>He knows that, and I'd wager would do anything to avoid sure defeat in the future.He has plans to avoid that fate again. He’s even absorbed a contingency plan or two inside himself.>>2993109>We need to train him. Seriously, kid needs to learn how to win fights that aren't stacked in his favor from the get-go.This could be a good thing.>As it is, he's probably on par with Android 18.>Both in terms of power and overall battle experience.The difference is Android 18 WON fights. Sure they were more lopsided than Future Trunks vs Mecha Freeza, but she has wins.>>2993118The parts he splits off require conscious control.>>2993130No one can ever capture the magic of his voice.>Dammit Raven go find some people who know more shit, Aku just loves his fucking meme magic too much to get the most esoteric of shit.He’s proved he knows some useful skills such as time manipulation, scrying, and manipulating/physically manifesting the evil emotions inside someone.>>2993167>If only the kais weren't butchered by Buu way back when. We might have a Shin that isn't a shit.If only.
>>2993173>but she has wins.Yeah she has baby wins for fucking babies.Shin needs to learn how to fight and seal the deal against opponents he can't just glare to death instantly.
>>2993173>He’s proved he knows some useful skills such as time manipulation, scrying, and manipulating/physically manifesting the evil emotions inside someone.But man, SKoT and literally any scientist can fuck with time in DB. Scrying is a dime a dozen, Babidi can do it, any Kai can do it, even Baba can do it. We've even seen the EVIL MAGIC FUCKERY with Devilman, Babidi and in a roundabout weird way Hatchiyak. But Hatchiyak doesn't count because that's not really emotion.And that isn't counting the crazy GT shit. Or Whis.Where's the crazy shit like making a rock that sings and whatever hears the song turns into a patch of grass? Where are all the CLOTHES BEAMS!? Where are the magic words that curse people to walk literally forever? Where is the spell that allows people to make perfectly circular pancakes?
>>2993190>Where is the spell that allows people to make perfectly circular pancakes?It's the secret ritual of "Ask your mother (or anybody who's worked at a diner)"
>>2993173So what is the majority of the universe's opinion of Karn, Meloka and Frieza?How have their opinions changed over the years, and particularly after the televised battle for new salda?what did the karn fangirl club think about karn's nudity
>>2993201>ask your mother
>>2993240>his mom can't make perfect pancakesWow I bet she cooked unseasoned chicken breast every other night too.
>>2993184>Shin needs to learn how to fight and seal the deal against opponents he can't just glare to death instantly.>implying anyone right now in your timeline could survive it>>2993190That’s just going over some of his more well-known abilities, and not his more unusual abilities. And most Kais can’t scry, the Cardinal Kais can because they live far outside the mortal realms they observe.>Where is the spell that allows people to make perfectly circular pancakes?You’d have to ask Maple.>>2993202>So what is the majority of the universe's opinion of Karn, Meloka and Frieza?>Karn>MelokaYou both have many planets’ worth of fans across the universe. Meloka has as many fans, if not more, than Karn now. And she’ll certainly have more ‘fans’ once Vox hits upon the idea of workout videos, gof extremely related.>FreezaIf Karn and Meloka are so powerful and completely subservient to Freeza, just how powerful IS he?>spoilerMany a screenshot were taken. Not all by fangirls.
>>2993243Hah, fuck no. It was all prepackaged foods.>>2993254Everyone knows Aku's most unusual ability is becoming an extraordinarily attractive woman convincingly. How is he so good at it? Truly an incomprehensible being.
>>2993254>And she’ll certainly have more ‘fans’ once Vox hits upon the idea of workout videosI got a great idea. Hyper gravity jazzercise.
>>2993267>How is he so good at it? Truly an incomprehensible being.It's because harlots are the bane of a FOOLISH SAMURAI'S existence.
>>2993267>Hah, fuck no. It was all prepackaged foods.I’m so sorry anon.>How is he so good at it?Better question is how did he do it without being able to see what he’s doing in a reflection?>>2993281>hyper gravityNah son. Hyper gravity won’t won’t get the right bounce for Vox’s male audiences. Got to give him credit for one thing, when it comes to marketing and his audiences he knows exactly what he’s doing.
>>2993318>Better question is how did he do it without being able to see what he’s doing in a reflection?>Aku's true form is a smokin' hot green woman and he just takes on the form of a giant black man-pillar (ladies) for giggles CONFIRMED
>>2993173To be fair, if I had actual meme magic I wouldn't want any other magic either. :^)
Okay I just realized something.We need a fucking cape or cloak immediately.We gotta look the part of General of the PTO, right?We can go from classy to battle ready in an instant with a cloak too.Turles had the right idea with his get-up man.
>>2993840Our cloak need to be made from a chunk of spaceship hull, so we can train in it.
>>2993882Dawg, it's a cloak.It needs to be some type of fur or fabric.We already have enough training aids as it is, but some weighted gear might not be a bad idea.Would really sell the "Oh shit" factor that comes with facing Karn.
>>2993840No, rather...I think we should lose the top half of our armour entirely.You know halfway through the fight when goku's shirt has been exploded?That's what we need to look like, constantly.
>>2993890You gotta earn your PG-rated nudity damnit.It's meaningless otherwise.
>>2993888Cloak made frome metall is better, since we are strong enough to do a dramatic cloak flip it dosn't matter if it doesn't made from silk. And it will be able to withstand most attacks comming our way.
>>2993341Kek.>>2993472Depends on the setting.>>2993840Turles and Old Paragus had a pretty good look I’ll admit.
Kinda feel that one anon is overestimating how many people can time travel. It's pretty much only: the SKoT, Council of Towa (and even then I'm not sure how that works), and Bulma (y'know the one person who, if she actually cared about whatever she was working on) can pretty much make anything. Honestly Bulma is pretty terrifying when she tries.
>>2994170Aku’s time magic is slightly different than Bulma’s tech or Towa’s magic, in that it doesn’t create alternate timelines. As for Bulma though, yes. Her tech wizardry and reverse-engineering are top-tier. Better hope she and Gero never team up.
>>2994225True enough on Aku's part. Actually...wouldn't that mean that time travel (via Aku) would be preferable to Bulma's (to the Supreme Kais anyways)? Seeing as Bulma is the reason there are so many time scrolls these days.
>>2994226Yes. She’s not interfered with Aku’s usage, since his doesn’t splinyer time. And if something happens to make that future incompatible with that present, that future collapses in on itself and is completely destroyed, overwritten by the “new” future as it’s written.
>>2993888Should just make the heaviest set of weighted clothes we can, and wear it everywhere we go during our day to day routine. The weight would be negligible in Super Saiyan or Ascended, so it wouldn’t really inhibit us. Would probably be a good way to raise the difficulty on gravity training as well without having to make all the PTO scientists try to design us a gravity chamber that can go even higher then the ridiculous conditions we normally train in.
>>2994237While we’re on the subject of time travel, there’s a question I want to ask. So I remember during one of the epilogues that one of the reasons the SKoT and the Time Patrol were so concerned by us was that we had the potential to unlock Ultra Instinct, as shown in that alternate future where we and our compatriots were the ones who competed in the U6 vs. U7 tournament and we defeated Hit with it, and they were worried about Towa using us to help Mira also unlock Ultra Instinct. Okay, so if that’s the case, why hasn’t Towa already used us to help Mira unlock Ultra Instinct? If Towa can time travel to both the past and future, couldn’t she just get in contact with future Karn if she wants our help unlocking the power of Ultra Instinct for Mira?
>>2994225>Better hope she and Gero never team up.Imagine a world where Gero leaves Red Ribbon of his own accord, ending up working with bulma at capsule corp as a world leader in the fields of electronics miniaturization and human bionic prosthesis.UNLIMITED FUNDING all used for the good of the human race.and for the creation of supersoldiers for the military
>>2994652>PTO finally decides to annex Earth>dudes stronger than Frieza by magnitudes are a dime a dozenBetter jack up that training, Cold-lad.
>>2994400>Should just make the heaviest set of weighted clothes we can, and wear it everywhere we go during our day to day routineAt your current level of gravity training, the weight when not in 50x New Salda’s gravity would be virtually unnoticeable. Getting the armorer to make you a weighted suit(gloves, boots, body armor) would be a good idea for training going forward.>>2994414Okay I’m gonna get a bit technical, without going too deep into spoiler territory. Maybe. I hope. When someone/thing changed your mind and this entire timeline, the future was overwritten. But it was not done cleanly. The future went from being set(with no Saiyans surviving Freeza’s destruction of Planet Vegeta, leading to the eventual erasure of most universes w/out a tournament by Zeno’s hand) to complete uncertainty. Now Time Travelers can only travel to “settled” history in this timeline cluster.>>2994652>>2994657Inagine the world where Gero abandons the Red Ribon army after a friendly-fire incident kills his son, the Dr. teaming up with the Briefs’ to get his revenge.
>>2994714>Gero: I have created the ultimate life form. A perfect warrior.>Bulma: Is it handsome?>Gero: What?>Bulma: What?
>>2994735>Dr. Briefs: Of course, I modeled his looks after myself. I’m drop-dead gorgeous after all, where do you think you get it honey?
>>2994789Well shit don't tease us with a superior character, dude.
>>2994796You imply that Earth won’t be visited in the far future.
>>2994804>going to some nothing shithole>for any reasonMaybe Cooler can take that ball of dirt, he has tons in common with it. Boring, weak, hides some crazy shit. Come at me, Cooler.
>>2994810>Maybe Cooler can take that ball of dirt, he has tons in common with it. Boring, weak, hides some crazy shit. >Come at me, Cooler.Kek. However, he isn’t hiding Majin Buu
>>2994810To be fair, this timeline's Earth has a ton of magical bullshit on it compared to other planets.
>>2994819What's that, some kind of exotic chewing gum?It's funny because out of all the people who would know about Buu it'd be the Kais, Towa and the Cold clan. I guess the Guardian would too. It still throws me for a loop though that Cold has anything to do with Buu since I'm used to canon where Buu did his thing before recorded history and Cold's ancestors were born millions of years after Buu was sealed.
>>2994833So it has talking animals, big whoop. Back in my day even the trees were talking.
>>2994840As far as GD has let on, there are Stands, Vampires, and Cthulhu at the very minimum.
>>2994851WHAT'S THAT SONNY? DID YOU SAY THERE WERE SANDS, VAN TIRES AND COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO THERE?A bunch of hoo-hah. Everyone knows vans don't have tires.
Reposting with fixed spoiler.>>2994833Very true.>>2994839Ha.>spoilerIt makes more sense this way. Why else would the Supreme Kai not stop Freeza/Cold’s empire? How else would Shin not have found Buu in millions of years while he can teleport to every world in the universe, and he even knows how many of them have life? How would Babidi have lived that long?>>2994851Stands and Vampires are on the JoJo’s homeworld, which may or may not be the same world as Dragonball Earth.
>>2994893I mean, because stopping the empires of mortals isn't the Supreme Kai's job? That's kinda Beerus' shtick. As for Shin not finding Buu, because he's incompetent? As for Babidi, because he's an alien of unspecified characteristics who also uses unspecified magic?BECAUSE TORIYAMA DOESN'T FUCKING THINK WHEN HE WRITES THINGS?Like no joke canon Shin is a fucking joke who can't do a single goddamn thing right. He didn't even know how strong Goku and Vegeta were when he had seen them fight previously, and he could literally sense their ki AND knew about their bullshit forms AND the fact that they could hide their ki at will. Shin is borderline retarded in canon. He has literally all of the information and he still goes "WAOW HOLY SHIT YOU GUIS ARE SOOPER STRONK" like he didn't already fucking know.
>>2994906>BECAUSE TORIYAMA DOESN'T FUCKING THINK WHEN HE WRITES THINGS?That only became a problem after the Frieza saga.
>>2994921Which is where 70% of DBZ is. It was kind of a problem during Frieza saga. The PLs and how they are treated get out of hand. and things start to get inconsistent.
>>2994906>BECAUSE TORIYAMA DOESN'T FUCKING THINK WHEN HE WRITES THINGS?Whaaaaat? You mean the writer who made Super Saiyan blonde only to save himself time in coloring panels wasn’t a 9th dimensional prophet after all?
>>2994992Correct. He was 7th dimensional at best. Though I may be willing to bump that up to 8th if we can prove his fashion is from the medie-future. Yoko Taro on the other hand is a 15th dimensional uber-conscience.
>>2995011>Yoko Taro on the other hand is a 15th dimensional uber-conscienceWatcher invasion when?
>>2995095Never I hope.
Writing this week’s epilogue now, two full posts in. It’ll hopefully be finished Wednesday/Thursday.>>2995011>>2995095>>2995215The fuck?
>>2995215Oh come on. What's the worst that could happen? We get eaten by giant super-demon babies sent by GOD itself?>>2995264https://youtube.com/watch?v=OfHv37WLxA0
>>2995303>What's the worst that could happen?I die before I get an android waifu?
>>2995303Okay but what is that? I have no idea what the fuck I watched nor what you all or the comments are talking about
>>2995332It's a Drakengard thing IIRC. Not exactly an obscure vidya but not the most common either. Yoko Taro is probably better known for his involvement in the NieR series.
>>2993190>Where are all the CLOTHES BEAMS!?We need to get Yoda to teach us the Clothes Beam. Just so we can shout CLOTHES BEAM! whenever we use it.
>>2993173Soeaking of Kars, this timeline is before Stairway to Heaven right? So we don't have 30 fucking perfect Kars just hanging around somewhere?
>>2995372Nier is so god damn good. Automata is brilliant as well.The nier series is unironically the best shit ive ever played, with great gameplay AND great characters. Interesting as fuck setting and story, too.
>>2995372>>2995387What’s nier?>>2995376That’s not one he knows, unfortunately.>>2995380>Stairway to HeavenNo. No no no. No.
>>2995418You at least know about 2B right? She's from Automata. The second Nier game. Nier is a hack n slash action adventure game with fucktons of alternate endings and a lot of really fucky stuff in it that'll try to mess with you. It even has some semi-superficial changes to it based on which version you get, changing the MC and their motivation. Automata is the sequel which has basically nothing to do with the first. But boy is the gameplay buttery smooth. Also has great waifus. Also a ton of wacky endings.
>>2995454>But boy is the gameplay buttery smooth. Say that to 9s part that broke many players with shitty gameplay.>Also has great waifusSeen wooden logs with better personality than most of the cast.
>>2995332The two things I posted (Raphael and Armisael) are Watchers, the servants of literal Capital G God(s), who are also pure eldritch evil and send their demonic servants, the Watchers/Grotesqueries, to extinguish all mankind.Those giant babies in the video were the forms they took the first go around, and come the third game, it's revealed they just take whatever forms they like. They don't have any set shape of their own.
>>2995454>You at least know about 2B right? She's from Automata. The second Nier game.Nope.>>2995482Neat.
>>2995473>playing the 9S portionsHah, fag.>personalityI said good waifus, not good characters. You're not very good at this, are you?
>>2995473I see your taste is as shit as ever.The characters are fucking incredibly well made. They've got more depth than every game protagonist made in the past ten years, combined.
>>29954182B is best girl.Nier is FUN and SAD
>>2995781Emphasis on sadF-fuck you yoko taro, my emotions aren't a toy to be played with
>>2995964Don't forget, Nier Automata had what he considered to be a "happy" ending.
This just in, Jiren is a fucking scrub and can't into fighting.
>>2995557Oh, you meant fap material. Yeah that game has a bit for everyone.>>29957342B - I must kill the machines. Everyone is working with them, I must protect them. Also there is 2 naked mans runing around making player question his orientation. I must kill them. Oh noes my hackslave is ded. Oh nevermind he is a machine now. Happy ending of Part 1.9ass Miss 2B. I will save you miss 2B. Miss 2B. Miss 2B Machines have emotions and memories, we must not kill them. HACK HACK HACK HACK HACK HACK.2A. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE humans are not real REEEEEEEEEEEE. Now I kill you 2B. Now I cut my hairs like you bcuz we are the same but not really.Cameo from previous game. Hi we help you now.2A\9s. Now we kill each other.Flying squares. And now we reset everything. Do you want to delete your save files?
>>2996549You're only proving that you only payed the barest amount of attention to the details. No wonder it's boring to you - you're apparently incapable of seeing past the most basic fucking details and spend your entire time reducing everything to surface-level bullshit. Yoko Taro's writing is so far beyond faggots like you that it's not even funny - it's just sad.
>>2996560I can summarise plot in four words: Can machine become human? Everything else is just trying to add depth to the characters. But it falls flat into the deep grave. Maybe you just have no taste?
How mad will Raditz be when he finds out Chaya can turn into a super saiyan?
>>2995781She is clearly designed for one purpose.>>2995964>F-fuck you yoko taro, my emotions aren't a toy to be played withHe disagrees.>>2996253First Roshi now this?>>2996610Very, very angry, and frustrated he can’t yet.
>>2996623So, what precisely does megumin think of karn?Before and after meeting him.
>>2996672>>2996674>beforeHis explosions are amazing>after battle with ChayaOmghe’srightinfrontofmeandhe’snaked!Something like that.
>>2996582Maybe you're just an actual retard who doesn't remotely know what good writing is. Given how you have a large track record of saying the stupidest shit, I'm inclined to believe that this is the case.
QM UPDATEEpilogue will be out tonight within the next 3-4 hours.
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 62 Epilogue-AGE 741, LORD BOROS’ FLAGSHIP“O-One moment, I’ll go see if he’s available.” the nervous PTO officer says, fleeing from Boros’ image on his screen to go fetch his master. You “Tch.” at his cowardice at simply seeing Boros’s visage, but you can at least understand it. You are Jotaro Kujo; slayer of Dio, wielder of the mighty Star Platinum, and grandson of Joseph Joestar. You and the old man are currently aboard Lord Boros’s flagship as “guests”, having lost to him in a duel you both were forced to come along to help him somehow find a way to defeat the immortal Kars. You’d hit upon the idea of getting the Super Saiyan Karn’s help, Boros agreeing. After going through his inside men in the PTO he’d found Karn’s ship contact information. He had you and the old man siting in on the conversation, bringing you to now.“Jotaro, don’t be so hard on the guy.” the old man says to you. “Life expectancies on PTO cruisers aren’t very high. Most don’t live more tha-““That’s where you’re wrong, at least about the Super Saiyan.” Boros says, you both turning to him. You hadn’t realized he was listening in. “From what my inside sources say, he still has the entire original crew assigned to the ship over three years ago. This is rather unusual for a PTO craft, almost unheard of actually. The only other craft with a record anywhere close is Arctus and his Booze Hounds, who’ve had only ten fatalities among the crew in the last three years. Nine due to alcohol poisoning, and the tenth confusing the airlock with a bathroom.”“A Booze Hound, dying of alcoholism?” the old man asks jokingly. “Now THAT’S comedy!”“Hey, old man.” you say, drawing his attention and pointing at the screen. The armor’s noticeably different, but it’s certainly him. The Super Saiyan, Karn.“Lord Boros.” he says, walking in. He doesn’t break stride upon seeing him, walking into full view of the telecommunications’ screen. “This is a surprise.”“Greetings, Super Saiyan.” Boros says with a toothy grin. Upon seeing Karn in his “normal” form, you recognize that he’s a dangerous man. He holds himself as if he’s ready for a war to break out at a moment’s notice. Considering what you know of his history, you suppose it isn’t exacty unwarranted. “I have been waiting for this.”cont
>>2997440“Waiting?” he asks, confused. “You still have a telepath on your ship, right? He could have just contacted me directly at any time.”“Of course.” Boros replies smoothly. “However, privately contacting an enemy general tends to be frowned upon. It could even be interpreted by one’s superiors as an act of subversion.”“Next time don’t worry about it. If you need something, just ask.” Karn replies, completely unworried about the impropriety of it. Your opinion of him goes up a little, he’s a man of action not bureaucracy. “Speaking of, what did you call me about?”“Right, back to business.” Boros says. “Once again I have a small pest problem I may need you and your team’s help exterminating.”“The Hive again?” Karn asks. What’s a hive?. “Sorry, but unfortunately we have a ceasefire with them, I can’t he-““No, not those insects.” Boros replies, you noticing he sounds amused. “This cockroach is far more resilient than any of them. But before I ask you along on this extermination, I wish to test your abilities again. You’ve clearly gotten far stronger in the five years since we last met. I wish to make sure you won’t hold us back.”“Us?” he asks, eyes slightly narrowing. “You’re getting a team together for this one? Just how big is this cockroach?”“Later, later.” he says, placatingly. “But first, I’d like to introduce you to a pair of vampire slayers who will be accompanyi-”“Wait, vampire slayers?” Karn asks. “Does that mean you’re going after Kars?”“WHAAAAAT?” Joseph shouts, leaping into Karn’s view. “YOU met with Kars and lived?!”“Yeah, I met him.” Karn replies warily. “He tried to offer me immortality, but the Guardian easily banished him from New Sal-““Wait, banished?” you ask, stepping into the Saiyan’s view as well. “Banished how?”“He didn’t explain how, but he’d used his divine ki to banish him and his vampire minions from the planet.” you say. “Whatever he did nearly killed himself, but Kars was not able to return.”“Intetesting.” Boros says, stroking his chin. “This, Guardian, you mentioned, right? Could he protect another world with this power?”“Unfortunately not.” Karn replies. “He’s been unable to leave New Salda since he became it’s Guardian.”“Well, that is a sha-“ Boros says, before being interrupted by another familiar person walking into Karn’s screen.“Hey hun, who’re you talking to-Oh.” you see Meloka saying, holding her twins as she narrows her eyes dangerously at Boros. She clearly dislikes him, you wonder what happened between the three of them? “Boros.”“Ahh, Meloka. Perfect.” Boros says, smiling. “I was hoping to test your strength again as well.”“Karn, what’s he talking about?” Meloka asks Karn, turning to her husband.“Lord Boros here wants a rematch with us.”cont
>>2997443“A rematch, huh?” Meloka asks, looking between Karn and Boros a moment then addressing Boros, then you and the old man. “I’m in. I still owe you for knocking me into that wall last time. So, why are you two with him? He capture you before you could make it home?”“No no no, we made it, and in time too.” the old man says, seeing Boros glaring at her accusation. “And Jotaro here even killed Dio, destroying him. For good this time, unlike when my grandfather thought he’d won only for Dio to return and kill him. This time he was turned to dust by the sunrise, his evil purged for good from this universe.”“Good to hear.” Meloka says, you seeing the old man making faces at their twins, the two laughing at his faces. You sigh out as the old man hams it up, Karn addressing you.“Jotaro, right?” Karn asks you, you nodding. “Been keeping up with your training since we last met?”“Tch.” you say, pulling your hat down further. “Wait and find out. Our fight won’t be like last time.”“Looking forward to it.” Karn replies with a grin, his fighting enthusiasm irking you. “Alright Boros, we’re both in. When’re we doing this?”“It will be maybe another two to three weeks before my ship arrives at the Battledome.” Boros says, his pleased grin very sharklike. “I’m certain Vox won’t want any of us going all-out on his fragile little station, so once you’ve gotten the location for our little rematch, send me the coordinates.”“Will do.” Karn says nodding, then to himself. “And here I thought I’d have no more real fights until I called him out...”“He?” your grandfather asks, confused. You notice that despite having been making faces at the young Saiyan twins, he was paying close attention. “He who?”“The whole universe will know after our matches.” Karn says with a smirk. “Let’s just say you two aren’t the only ones I’m going to have rematches with.”“Ah, of course.” Boros says. “So you and Vox will be using our matches as a means to draw hype to this other rematch of yours. Interesting. I’m certain I’m not the only one eager to see how that fight will end. That match will of course be to the death, I assume?”“Yeah.” Karn replies, clenching his fist. You notice his aura flaring up a bit around him angrily, his twins surprisingly doing the same, seemingly unconsciously. “He’s not going to be walking away this time.”-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 62 Epilogue End-
>>2997448Hm, curious about how a fight between us and Boros would go. His base outside of the armour was 70 mil, but I don't think we ever got a bead on how much of a boost his Meteoric Burst grants him. Doubles his power maybe? I think we could probably come out with a win, if it boosts his power by that much. He'd have a 10 mil or so edge when he uses the Burst, but the recoil's pretty nasty if memory serves, and there's a considerable cooldown to use it, so if we can endure his Boost time we could probably take him down before he's able to use it again.
>>2997631>His base outside of the armour was 70 mil, but I don't think we ever got a bead on how much of a boost his Meteoric Burst grants him.Karn hasn’t seen, or even heard of that form yet.>Doubles his power maybe? I think we could probably come out with a win, if it boosts his power by that much. He'd have a 10 mil or so edge when he uses the Burst, but the recoil's pretty nasty if memory serves, and there's a considerable cooldown to use it, so if we can endure his Boost time we could probably take him down before he's able to use it again.Using that ability grants him quite a massive power jump, but it really wears him out. Quite similarly to Goku dropping that x20 Kaio-Ken against Freeza.
>>2997448All of my hype>>2997649Neat, we could maybe do this, or at least get a decent Zenaki boost from this. Also Uncle Jonathan is best uncle.
>>2997649>fight boros>he pops armor>we pop SSJ>he pops MB>we pop SSJ2>So does heTruly the pinnacle of form battle.
>>2997652These are going to be some interesting fights.>Neat, we could maybe do this, or at least get a decent Zenaki boost from this. Also Uncle Jonathan is best uncle.Old Joseph Joestar was the best part of Stardust Crusaders.>>2997658You’re nearly as strong in your base form now as you were as a Super Saiyan back when you last fought Boros. It’s gonna be good.
>>2997667Don't tell me Boros has been sitting on his hands since then.
>>2997668He’s been busy leading his empire for the past five years. His power certainly hasn’t grown anything like yours has.
>>2997703>micromanaging instead of being GLORIOUS LEADER Damn son. What, are you saying he's actually a decent ruler? Shhhiiiiieeeeeet
>>2997649>Quite similarly to Goku dropping that x20 Kaio-Ken against Freeza.Not only that, it's literally a power that shortens his lifespan. The closest thing karn has to something like that is the legendary form, i guess.Unless you just count karn fighting in general. probably shaved a few years off with how hard he's pushed himself time and time again.Whoever comes out on top, boros will feel alive for sure. I can't wait for the obligatory victor reaching down to pick up the loser with a smile. We bro-ros now.Though, much like frieza, i have to wonder what boros' actual skill in combat is like?I wonder if he worked his way up like karn or if he was simply born too strong like frieza, and doesn't know how to properly fight. Maybe he's somewhere inbetween.I also wonder if boros has an idea of how much stronger karn has gotten, or if he wonders just how the hell he did it. Would be neat to introduce boros to our gravity chamber before the fight, and let him know that frieza acclimated to it quickly.i like to imagine every fight with karn looks like saitama vs boros, but it's more like saitama's dream fight vs. the subterraneans
>>2997710He isn’t micromanaging, but he’s been protecting and expanding his empire, strengthening trade lines between systems, and destroying threats to the stability of his territories.>>2997714>Not only that, it's literally a power that shortens his lifespanWhat do you think weakened Goku’s heart enough for the heart virus to fuck him up?>Unless you just count karn fighting in general. Generally your fights shave more years off your opponents’ lives.>Whoever comes out on top, boros will feel alive for sure. I can't wait for the obligatory victor reaching down to pick up the loser with a smile.These fights will be fun.>I also wonder if boros has an idea of how much stronger karn has gotten, or if he wonders just how the hell he did it. Would be neat to introduce boros to our gravity chamber before the fight, and let him know that frieza acclimated to it quickly.He’d be interested in your training, and how changing your gravity and adding weight drastically changed your strength.>spoilerThat was the hypest moment of that entire season for me.
>>2997736>spoilerProbably all of that horrible for you food like shark fin soup and eating enough salt through the sheer magnitude of his meals to kill people outright?
>>2997738this, fuck kaioken, modern food in that quantity is lethal
>>2997738>>2997749Severely underestimating the powers of Saiyan digestion there anons.
>>2997756I'm sorry but Goku would have been consuming enough salt to literally build a human-sized statue every week. Just because of how most foods are seasoned. There is no creature alive which could survive that.
>>2997775Eh...magic space monkeys that can teleport and shoot lasers from their eyes and mouths and shit. Normal science need not apply.
>>2997775You are missing the point, is Goku smart enough to recognize he should be dead from what he eats? If the answer is in any way no, then he is too dumb to die to salt in his food because fuck you Zeno said so.
>>2997775He also ate enough food to feed several elephants, yet didn’t visibly grow wider. Alien metabolisms, how do they work?>>2997786Ha
>>2997798Also, here's a pic of vegeta where he kinda looks like a teenager. Our vegeta should start growing up soon, right?Any plans for fate, touhou or other series in future?
>>2997786Well let's hope that logic doesn't apply to you or you'll live for fucking ever. Shots fired.>>2997781If normal science need not apply then a mundane-as-fuck heart condition wouldn't have killed him or been a risk for him at all. Obviously Saiyans still get sick and suffer from afflictions. What's to say his diet isn't harmful for him? Homecooked style meals can be notoriously unhealthy and Chi-Chi's particular cooking style seems to emphasize comfort foods backed by staple foods. >>2997798That's because his bodily components are so physically strong he is actually condensing the food in his stomach, clearly. He's flexing the food into a compressed ball as he eats it. And he burns it off at an accelerated rate as well thanks to his excessive training and freakazoid inhuman biology. You know why Vegeta DIDN'T get a heart condition? Because he was eating high-class shit thanks to Bulma's money. He was eating far more well-balanced meals. Also Vegeta isn't a retard and knows how to actually eat decently.Goku's cholesterol is probably enough to give the doctor drawing his blood a heart attack, and the doctor's children for good measure as well.I know what I'm talking about, my friend's dad worked as Toriyama. Really though, Goku's diet did NOT help with his heart health and if you try to dismiss it entirely based on "He's an alien" that's just poor writing, it's literally the "it's magic" excuse. No one likes that. And saying that Kaio-ken caused it or hastened it is just as headcanon as what I'm saying anyway, since we are never given a clear explanation of what the fuck it even is IIRC.
>>2997821It was a virus, he also used a bullshit power so bad for normals that you're only supposed to use the base form for a bit. Not 20 times the max while fighting a super evil alien emperor. May have weakened him.
>>2997827I know it's a virus. It never explains anything more than that. It's too vague to say what exacerbated it or caused it to develop in the first place. Where did he get it? When? We know in Future Trunks' timeline it kills more people but nothing else. I'm sure going SSJ doesn't help with it either since that does fucky shit to a Saiyan's body too.
>>2997809Yes it is.>>2997814>Vegeta>growing upVegeta grows older, not vertically. But he is almost 11 now. Wait until the hormones start to hit.>Any plans for fate, touhou or other series in future?That would be telling, wouldn’t it? I have a few things lined up, especially with Towa.>>2997821>I know what I'm talking about, my friend's dad worked as Toriyama.Kek, never gets old. Goku’s diet certainly didn’t help him, but considering he was the only user of a technique that breaks down the body(most notably the muscles), and consistently pushed well past all stable limits with it to the point his body was tearing itself apart, it’s no surprise that someone with as unhealthy a heart as his got wrecked by something that didn’t affect any of his friends or family, especially the other Super Saiyans.>>2997833Vegeta says as much to Goku after his failure against 19. Interesting point about timelines too, as in the timeline Future Trunks came from it killed Goku earlier. When GOKU killed Mecha Freeza and King Cold as a Super Saiyan. Which was probably more drawn-out than Trunks’s fight with them, because Goku.
>>2997836I still think it's weird that no one else ever picked up the kaio-ken. Especially Piccolo. It'd be perfect for Piccolo. You'd think Senzu beans and zenkai would make Goku's body less vulnerable to the heart disease if anything. But senzu does jack shit against it and it doesn't seem to care how tough you are. It makes me feel like the heart virus was actually a bio-weapon designed by Gero rather than a naturally occurring illness. But Goku has been exposed to so much bullshit over the course of his life he may have unleashed some ancient evil in virus form or something along the lines and carried it his whole life. There really are a ton of options.>mfw I literally just complained about "it's magic" and "an aliurm" and already use it as reasoningMy favorite headcanon about Mecha Frieza and King Cold is that King Cold showed up in his second form because he thought it was as strong if not stronger than Frieza's final form and thus able to handle whatever was able to defeat his son. But damn my memory is spotty about anything pre-Cell Saga. Now I feel like I have to go back and check shit so I feel like less of a dumbass.
>>2997900>>mfw I literally just complained about "it's magic" and "an aliurm" and already use it as reasoningThat’s at least 70% of how everything that didn’t make sense was explained away in most of Db/Z/GT/Super, don’t worry about it.>My favorite headcanon about Mecha Frieza and King Cold is that King Cold showed up in his second form because he thought it was as strong if not stronger than Frieza's final form and thus able to handle whatever was able to defeat his son. Arrogance is repeatedly shown to be the bane of the Cold family.
>>2997912>That’s at least 70% of how everything that didn’t make sense was explained away in most of Db/Z/GT/Super, don’t worry about it.REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>Arrogance is repeatedly shown to be the bane of the Cold family.But it has some interesting implications. But what we get is that Cold just looks like that all the time since that's his form in Hell, too. Lame. At least being arrogant wasn't a stretch for them, being as strong as they were. Not like fuckin' Garlic Jr.. The damn scrub.
>>2997836Kind of curious, are we going to see any eventual health effects down the road from constantly putting our body under extraordinarily intense gravitational strain, or is our stupidly resilient Saiyan biology offsetting the sort of long term effects squishier races like humans would develop because of such training?
>>2998547Chunks of karn's body get blasted out and regenerated in delicious healing fluid too often for something so fragile as a blood clot to form.
>>2998547I'm almost certain Karn is gonna have zero cartilage left when he gets to be an old man because of his training.Joint problems are gonna come hard and fast when his hair starts getting gray.
>>2998704Even if we never get dragonballs, there's a FUCKTON of powerful people on our side.I'm talking all the technology and dark magicks there are to be had.We have a lot of powerful friends who will want to keep us around, i'm sure someone can de-age karn and grow back his cartilage.
>>2998710I'm sure we can just ask the Guardian how he manages to stay so spry in his old age.That or we find some training that's more efficient than hyper gravity.
>>2998719We already have a better method of training than mere hyper gravity.Which is of course, hyper gravity + no oxygen + extreme temperatures + intentionally poisoning yourself + removing your blood to intentionally become anemic before training, then putting it back in when you're done + weighted clothing
>>2997918>At least being arrogant wasn't a stretch for them, being as strong as they were. Not like fuckin' Garlic Jr.. The damn scrub.To be fair, if I suddenly got true immortality I’d be arrogant too.>>2998547King Kai himself said Saiyans were unique in that they could adapt to fight at any gravity.>>2998677Kek.>>2998704>Joint problems are gonna come hard and fast when his hair starts getting gray.Luckily for him, Saiyans remain in their fighting prime far longer than most species.>>2998710>We have a lot of powerful friends who will want to keep us around, i'm sure someone can de-age karn and grow back his cartilage.Good thing you have a few Healing Pods that can regenerate your body back from what would be fatal injuries.>>2998719Partially due to his species, partially due to his Hamon training, partially due to being a Guardian, and partially for other reasons.
>>2998733If i suddenly got immortality i'd be terrified that i'd be trapped by a landslide or something someday and be stuck until protons begin decayingAnd then i'd be terrified that my protons might not decay
>>2998734>Not being thrilled at the prospect of outliving creation and potentially becoming God
>>2998733>partially due to his hamon trainingWe should probably ask about that some time. It's probably gonna come up in the near future anyhow.
>>2998734>If i suddenly got immortality i'd be terrified that i'd be trapped by a landslide or something somedayPlus side, you’d have forever to dig yourself back out.>>2998756It will be an option eventually. However, Joseph cannot teach you to unlock it, as he never learned how to teach it to someone else like how Zeppeli first taught Jonathan. Else he would most certainly have taught Jotaro as an extra defense against Dio.
>>2998893We'll have to learn about it from the Guardian, I guess. Well, one thing we can at least count on to keep us combat capable in our old age if we don't manage to achieve some sort of eternal youth in the next century or so (Give or take a decade) is Super Saiyan 4 and whatever comes after it, so that's nice.
>>2998893>Joseph just innately knew how to use the ripple so he didn't really know much about the finer points of it, leading to him not being able to teach it to anybody who couldn't use it alreadyFuck me that actually makes perfect sense. How come this is the first time I've heard anybody suggest that?
>>2998929It will certainly allow more, different uses of both Ki and Hamon.>>2998941>Fuck me that actually makes perfect sense. How come this is the first time I've heard anybody suggest that?Because you hadn’t yet heard my brand of autistic theorycrafting on the subject.
>>2998968>my brand of autistic theorycrafting on the subject
>>2999327It's probably more along the lines of scribbling furiously in a notebook between brief naps and bouts of exhaustion.This is GD we're talking about ya know.
>>2999327That pic’s great.>>2999437Ha, wouldn’t have been wrong a few months ago. Plus side is that since I’ve gotten this full-time job, my sleep schedule has leveled out considerably.
QM QUESTIONWon’t have MA practice tomorrow night, so I’ll be around tonight and tomorrow night for taking questions. But first I have a few questions for you all, when did you first start reading this quest? And why do you come back week after week for more?
>>2999679>when did you start readingDunno, some time in the first ten threads.>why do you keep coming backi enjoy the story, the characters and most importantly the GM's attitude and interactivity with the playerbaseThis is one the better quests on /qst/ because of that, and one of only three that i still follow, two of which are by the same QM.
>>2999679Second thread I think. Though I didn't start posting until some point in the double digits.Stuck with it because most of the other QMs around here are faggots and you weren't. Now it's like some weird fucked up pseudo-family and I'm invested so I have to show up and be annoying as shit.
>>2999679I got here around the early start of the Hive chapter, coming back for badass nude beat downs of famous people.
>>2999679I started reading at about thread 20 or so.Came for the Kaiju fights, stayed to be a good father and bro-down with Frieza.
>>2999679I was in the first thread, and I keep coming back because you're pretty chill and karn is an utter madman
>>2999688Glad you’ve stuck with me for so long.>i enjoy the story, the characters and most importantly the GM's attitude and interactivity with the playerbaseI’ve always tried my best to run a quest I’d want to play in. If I’m not having fun, I can’t expect anyonr else to. Making the characters actual people too, despite how comically over-the-top some are canonically.>This is one the better quests on /qst/ because of that, and one of only three that i still follow, two of which are by the same QM.Damn. I feel honored.>>2999696>Second thread I think. Though I didn't start posting until some point in the double digits.What took so long to post? Honestly curious, never been one for lurking without posting.>Stuck with it because most of the other QMs around here are faggots and you weren't.Kek.>Now it's like some weird fucked up pseudo-family and I'm invested so I have to show up and be annoying as shit.I tried my best to make my characters relatable. Most may not be really good people, but they have wants and desires, they’re actual people.>>2999709You came during the Hive saga and stayed? I’m impressed, that part almost killed all my enthusiasm for QMing. I’d nearly quit running altogether during that part.>>2999713>Came for the Kaiju fights, stayed to be a good father and bro-down with Frieza.That was a few angles I wasn’t initially planning for. Didn’t think anons would go the family route, or the Freeza friendship route. They’ve turned into some of my favorite parts running.
>>2999764You’ve stuck through all 62 episodes? I’m impressed. And Karn is quite the different protagonist, I’ve enjoyed writing him.
>>2999765>What took so long to post? Honestly curious, never been one for lurking without posting.I was just lazy and thought you'd drop off of the face of the earth like most of the quests tend to do. Pleasantly surprised it didn't of course.
>>2999792>thought you'd drop off of the face of the earth like most of the quests tend to do. Pleasantly surprised it didn't of course.You and me both anon. It’s still hardly believable I’ve been running this quest for 16 months.
>>2999832>farm boy>start quest>losing hope>continue anyway>get job>begin becoming respectableWhat a frightening trend, you're turning human. Time really does go by though doesn't it? Never feels that long until you slap that number on it. What a ride.
>>2999765Don't get me wrong, I started on Hive, then went through the archive to catch up.
>>2999855>What a frightening trend, you're turning human. Kek>Time really does go by though doesn't it? Never feels that long until you slap that number on it. What a ride.Right? I still remember one anon saying he wanted sixty more episodes waaaaay back in the beginning, and I’d thought the quest would’ve ended long before it got this far.>>2999905I’m glad you’ve stayed with it, I like to think my writing and storytelling have greatly improved since then.
>>2999933It certainly has mr ultra gets, you still have a habit of repeating the same verbs in a sentence to the point of redundancy, but you have definitely improved. If this was a story on fanfiction with a fraction of better writing you might get asked to make a movie of it 50 Shades style....or issued a cease and desist letter. Cant make the original writer look like the braindead hack, he is in front of his equally retarded fans on the site.
>>2999933You know what's more amazing to me?Fuckin' NONE of this is canon.It's a new story made with just a few canon characters, and mostly random fuckos.Most QMs are afraid to go off the tracks at all, but you were never on them to begin with, were you?
>>2999774Yeah I've been around awhile
>>2999959>you still have a habit of repeating the same verbs in a sentence to the point of redundancy, but you have definitely improved.It is a really bad habit. I could probably stop that if I ever proofread any of my non-epilogue posts before posting, but I’m always too eager to get that next update out. I’m glad you think so highly of the story, but I couldn’t do it without the anons who’ve carried me this far.>>2999960>You know what's more amazing to me? Fuckin' NONE of this is canon.That’s the best part.>It's a new story made with just a few canon characters, and mostly random fuckos.>Most QMs are afraid to go off the tracks at all, but you were never on them to begin with, were you?Exactly. Too many times fanfic quests are “Everything from canon happens with OC Donut Steel hanging out with the main cast.” That’s been done to death, and rarely done well. Most never break away from the well-trod path of “canon” without ever exploring the wider setting. That’s kinda the whole point of fanfic in my mind, to explore the wider setting the source material(s) never get into. You have the whole universe to explore, why focus on what everyone’s already seen? That all said, congrats Kato on your return, been enjoying Tuffle Quest Kai so far.>>2999977What are your thoughts, having watched this whole quest evolve over time?
>>2999764Same here, we /thread1/ bois
>>2999679I started reading early in on the suggestion of my twin brother. I think the hive had just been introduced and I was interested in something DB related that didn't rely on someone being super knowledgeable about the universe.I was hooked on my first read and it's been something I look forward to every weekend. Especially since after joining the military. nothing better to do on an office watch then quest.
>>2999679Been around since episode 1. Big reason I have been following is as other have stated the lack of adherence to canon of the whole thing. Also the cross-overs are fun. I even liked the Hive.
>>3000026I think's been really fun to watch you improve, and see Karn evolve as a protagonist. That and the relationship with Frieza. It's generally a pretty good time.
>>2999679>when did you first start reading this quest?Thread 3, only started posting in thread 5 when i was assured this wouldn't be the standard "follow the BD/DBZ canon" quest nº518629.>And why do you come back week after week for more?Best quest currently running that doesn't get abandoned for months only to resurface at random, no discord, all discussion is here and i love you for that, very little drama and shitposting, surprising me to no end.Also great moments and characters but that goes without saying.i haven't been able to participate for the last 5 threads ever since i started working on the weekends.
>>2999933>I still remember one anon saying he wanted sixty more episodes waaaaay back in the beginninghey that was me, missed that thread before it archived, i was going to rub it in your face how wrong you were back then.
>>3000148Always glad to see anons who’ve stuck with it the whole journey.>>3000587>I was hooked on my first read and it's been something I look forward to every weekend. Especially since after joining the military. nothing better to do on an office watch then quest.Glad I could contribute in some way. Little bro shipped out, last I heard he’s in Kuwait training on the 120mm mortars.>>3000657>Also the cross-overs are fun.Glad to have you anon. And yes, they’re quite fun to write. Can’t forget how much fun I had writing Oozaru Karn vs !notZilla.>>3000695>It's generally a pretty good time.I’m glad I can deliver.>>3000810>Thread 3, only started posting in thread 5 when i was assured this wouldn't be the standard "follow the BD/DBZ canon" quest nº518629.Following well-trod canon is boring, it’s far more fun carving out our own brand-new path.>Best quest currently running that doesn't get abandoned for months only to resurface at random,I do my best to run this consistently. It has become a staple of my weekend.>no discord, all discussion is here and i love you for that, very little drama and shitposting, surprising me to no end.I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, fuck discord. It has its uses, especially as autism containment, but if you’re using discord then just run the whole quest from discord and don’t split your playerbase.>Also great moments and characters but that goes without saying.Thank you>spoilerDamn, that’s unfortunate.>>3000817You still can, now that we’re even further along than that.
>>3001008yeah but the moment is ruined now, it wont make the same impact, its like celebrating your birthday 2 months laterthe only clear solution i see is for you to run this quest into the 120 marker so i can properly roast you then
>>3001018>the only clear solution i see is for you to run this quest into the 120 marker so i can properly roast you thenI won’t say it’s impossible this time.
>>2999679Around fourth thread or so.My boredom, your consistency. Desire to see the fall of some teammates.
>>3001062no despair allowed
>>3001064If I wanted some of that I could watch some News.
>>3001062>My boredom, your consistency.Tried my best to maintain a consistent schedule.>spoilerIt’s been close a few times. And you DID lose Leyas and Sarada after all.>>3001064Despair is always allowed.
>>3001077>And you DID lose Leyas and Sarada after all.For like, five minutes. Until karn ripped apart the demon that ate them from the inside.
>>3001078True. Your friends’ original bodies were destroyed, they now have ones made from demonic energy. This may have consequences for them further down the road.
>>3001089Alternatively, they'll get sick stat boosts out of it.
>>3001122Or some demon-slayer just kill them because he can.
>>3001122Their stats have been modified quite heavily. They barely qualify as Saiyans.>>3001125One could try. The Guardian has been keeping a far closer eye on them since they returned.
24 1/2 hours until Saiyan Conqueror Quest 63 begins. We resume following Karn’s perspective, leading into two potentially explosive rematches!
>>3001125>thinking people want to commit assisted suicide by Karn
>>3001153>two potentially explosive rematches!the question is, are we're doing Karn Vs Boros/Jotaro or Karn and Meloka Vs Boros and Jotaro in tag team>>3001154i don't think wolf armor Guts is capable of thought
>>3001159Yeah but now Guts would be demonified (I'm aware demonized is a word, a different one) so he'd have to kill himself first. Problem solved.
>>3001161maybe Towa gave him his body back as payment for the odd job here and there like Big Ghetto Star
>>3001154Kek.>>3001159That’s a good question. That’ll be a good choice.>i don't think wolf armor Guts is capable of thoughtHe’s a little restrained at the moment. Pic very related.>>3001161He wasn’t murdered. He fought against Demongo’s minions until he collapsed from exhaustion, his soul and body were then consumed whole by Demongo. Unlike Leyas and Sarada, who were dismembered and tortured for days before dying for Demongo’s amusement.
>>3001216Figures Guts would get the worst deal out of that whole mess.
>>3001216Ouch, bad luck for our boy Guts. He was enough trouble without a demonic power up, he’s going to be a real pain in the ass now.
>>3001216>Pic very related.ah fuck.plus side we can pull a majin vegeta on him as soon as we learn his hatred for demons IC.
>>3001216Well it's a good thing all it takes to beat a mindless Guts is for a loli to hug him.
>>3001219Well he still has his own body, so it’s a small plus.>>3001222>Ouch, bad luck for our boy Guts. He was enough trouble without a demonic power up, he’s going to be a real pain in the ass now.And think, poor Dandy’s flying headlong towards THAT.>>3001223He’s not perfectly under Babidi’s control.>>3001229Ha.
Hey, can Deadeye Duck feature in this quest?
>>3001338I’m not ruling it out. Toads could need croaking, after all.
>>3001405You say that like Karn’s not working alongside Towa for mutual benefit.
>>3001450Oh myyy.>>3001493The fuck did I just watch?
>>3001668SGT Frog, it's like Japanese Invader Zim
>>3001681>Invader ZimNow THAT’S something I haven’t thought about for quite some time.
>>3001742*crack* *siiip* yep
>>3001450oh dear lord jesus help mei feel i must pay what is due in return for this image, but in my head nothing i can safely post stacks up.therefore, have this potato instead.
>>3001760Kek.>tfw had a monster once, and couldn’t feel my pulse for over an hour>>3001828>giving potato>not best girl absShame anon
>>3001882Thank you, kind sir.
Soon, Star Platinum. Soon.>>3001931Always anon.
>>3001882There's always room for abs.
>>3001828I do not know what your pic is, but here have another Towa.
>>3003068One of the two main characters of Shoujo Shuumatsu Ryokou.The story revolves around them exploring the remains of a megacity after the natural collapse of humanity.Throughout the majority of the series, there are no other humans, no matter how far they travel or where they look. It's just those two, exploring a dead world and asking themselves questions.It's very comfy, and very depressing. especially the ending Would definitely recommend watching.https://youtu.be/S_yQWl7AidM?t=76
>>3002979Always.>>3003082Not sure if I want to delve any deeper into that. Seems like it could give diabetes
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