We play as Manfred a Neet that's on his way to get out of the Neet Lifestyle.Our Neet is broke after spending his money on buying a gun and ammo, and went down to Doweny, California to sell some of his goods to survive 3 more days until he gets the gofundme cash. He was able to get a real girl's number, and went to bed on a cardboard bed at the storage unit. With only $10 he was to make his money count if he wants to live without a home, in a metropolis.Previous threadshttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Neet%20QuestInventoryhttps://pastebin.com/Jj4GtRgFNeet Statshttps://pastebin.com/f9jmp7zB
>>2944233Too tired and without anymore reason to stay awake you go to bed on your cardboard bed using some curtains as a blanket. Laying your head on some old clothes you drift off to sleep. With sleep overcoming you dreams filled your mind. You find yourself inside a motel room. Standard in what it holds and how the bed is made. You walk to the curtains and draw them back revealing the world outside of darkness with dots of light like the night sky. Looking down you see the motel room is floating in space, before you find your feet barefoot on wet green grass. The sky is blue and bright. But as you look up and see it cloudy before your attention was moved by a women voice. Seeing her the name or memory of ever seeing her doesn't click in your mind as she walk ever closer to you. She lift her arm to you which you take and pull her close to you, smelling deep into her sweet smelling hair. Before you can put a move on her she is ripped from your arms as the sky turns dark. The grass turning dry and black as it starts crumbling around you. You try to get away but in the end you fall.Waking up you look at your phone which reads 6:54 in the morning. You neck is a bit stiff, and your right arm numb, from putting your head on it. Making a few fists it goes back to normal. You reach up and pull the light switch allowing you to see inside the storage unit, and began the day. With your last cooked beans and rice that you have, cold but it'll do. Reaching for a comb you brush your morning hair into form. Your phone had a new message from Sophia if you're free in the evening to catch some dinner together.With the mention of dinner you feel your wallet and look pitifully at the 10 bucks reminding. You take stock of your current situation. Your waiting for gofundme campaign to end in 2 days to get all that money on September 1st. Have bean and rice for 3 more weeks, but no running water unless you take some from the front office. Broke ass for the time being, allowing you to survive if you just stay in the storage unit or only take the bike as your only mode of transport. Semi known if someone figure out your name and remember what happened 2 1/2 weeks ago. A proud owner of a Mossberg 500 SP with 100 shells of three different types. Get a girl's number and attention. All and all it's a improvement if you count the start of your journey, of sleeping and wearing cum covered clothes and covers. Of being unbathed for months, and living in filth, rotting away each day with no regard for yourself.What now? 7AM Wednesday 8-29-18>EAT MORE!>Learn something New?>Read or Review?>Exercise>Message Sophia? (What?)>Something else
>>2944237>Let's ride our bikes around town after we get some water to cook some beans and rice
>>2944233Look for a job.Hopefully stocking where we don't really have to interact with people much.
>>2944237Look for a job with daily pay.
>>2944259This, but we should also send a message to sophia saying we wouldn't mind eating dinner with her, but unfortunately we have only 10 dollars right now.
Someone break the tie
>>2944263>>2944271We are about to go innawoods to bennys cabin tho. No use getting a job 8 hours away from the cabin
>>2944301Meant to quote>>2944270, not myself.
>>2944301Also guys don't forget about the 50k we're going to get in 3 days from go funds>>2944263>>2944270
>>2944237>>2944263This one to break the tie, i'm glad you are back NeetQM
>>2944263>>2944270>>2944311Alright, good to be back. So we're looking for a job.>Roll me 1d100-10 (Best out of 3)Job Searching on PhoneFor job will you look?>Near you>In L.A>Far Away>All of above>Other
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>2944323>Near you
Rolled 21 - 10 (1d100 - 10)>>2944323Watch this niggas>Near us
Rolled 95 - 10 (1d100 - 10)>>2944323>Nearby
>>2944327>>2944329>>2944334>>2944391>86 Success Why leave the comfort and safety of your storage unit. This place was everything you need minus space to stretch out fully. First thing first, getting a job so the money starts rolling in. You open up your phone and began typing away for listing for jobs near you. In a hour you have yourself a list of jobs, that could take you in. >Jobs, Pick which ones you apply to>Coca-Cola Downey Factory worker Min Wage 9am-5pm 1 mile away 5 min bike ride>Best BuyStore Associates $12 9am-5pm 1.5 mile away 8 min bike ride>Furman Park 7 1 milePark Ranger Min Wage 6am-2pm 1 mile away 5 min bike ride>Rio Hondo Golf Club 8 1.5 milesGolf Course Attendant $13 8am-4pm 1.5 mile away 8 min bike ride>Los Amigos Golf CourseCourse Maintenance Min Wage 5am-1pm 3 miles away 15 min bike rideAfter doing all that work, and submitting your resume to the ones you pick. You lay down for a bit feeling good about yourself. Looking for jobs make you wonder what’s happening with Bossman Erich, now that his gas station burned down. Last time you heard of him, he was resting up in a hospital from his burns. He was a good boss, your first. He didn’t care if your brought a gun to work or not, as long you didn’t steal. Also his daughter was 9/10 was you first laid eyes on her.You’re well rested, got no water unless you go to the front office to take some, and no way to cook your beans and rice without water. But other than that you’re fine as a picket to do anything. What now? >Cook>Learn something New?>Read or Review?>Exercise>Message Sophia? (What?)>Something else>Intelligence 3 15/20 +1>Business 1 7/10 +1
>>2944406>Park Ranger Min Wage 6am-2pm 1 mile away 5 min bike ride
>>2944406Apply to all, obviously. Exercise and send a simple hey whats up to Sophia.
>>2944414or ill back this if op is cool with the gib everythingroutewe should look into getting a free shower somewhere.
>>2944406>Change out of our sweat and grape juice covered clothes
>>2944406>Furman Park 7 1 mile>Park Ranger Min Wage 6am-2pm 1 mile away 5 min bike rideFree outdoors skillsDo this too >>2944421
>>2944421>>2944425We already changed out of our clothes, we just need to take a shower.
>>2944414>>2944417>>2944421>>2944425Alright so we apply to all the jobs, but really looking into job at a park.Also doing some Exercise and sending a simple message to Sophia>Aerobic (Endurance) Exercise>Anaerobic (Strength) Exercises>Fast as fuck boi (Cardio/Dex)>Bike (Cardio/Endurance) >Other>Roll me 2d100 (Best out of 3)One for the exerciseOther for the message to Sophia
Rolled 95, 32 = 127 (2d100)>>2944440>Fast as fuck boi
Rolled 83, 30 = 113 (2d100)>>2944440>Bike (Cardio/Endurance)
Rolled 6, 95 = 101 (2d100)>>2944440>Bike
>95 DUBs Special EventTime to workout, and what better way to do it, then using the bike. Which you sunk in a good deal of your cash to get something decent and usable out in the woods. You look yourself over, pleased that you changed your grape filled soda clothes yesterday. But still need to take a shower to get fully clean. Locking your stuff in your storage unit and ride only with clothes on your back and your wallet and phone. Before you forget you send a quick message to Sophia asking her “What’s up.” Before even putting away the phone she chatting up a storm. You reply to her and make some small talk about her and her family and her job, while asking her to keep quiet about your status. You find out that Sophia was a White Father and a Cuban Mother, with a younger sister and younger brother. And that the job was only taken so she wouldn’t be kick out of the house by her father, who he is starting the process with the younger sister as she just fresh outta high school not having the grades for college. She let you know that, you should meet her parents and go out on a date SOON. You don’t commit and let her know you’re going to be biking so you can’t answer her texts anymore, which stops her from ringing your phone. Putting away the phone and walk your bike out having to go through the front office. Which had you passed by a acne filled teenage kid with a quick lie later, you are out the building. You took the liberal to fill your bottle with water, and secure it to the bike. Outside you put on your helmet and rode all across the city. Traveling to your future work places, to see how it’s looking. First on the list was the Coca-Cola Downey, making your way over you see it’s a manufacturing plant that just spit out Coca-Coca and you see from a distance workers loading up crates of the dark soda inside the trucks. Going up the street you pass by Furman Park, not a wilderness reserve as they may lead you to believe, just a regular park. As you go by you see “park rangers” cleaning up after the park. Next stop on the list was the two golf clubs, they are filled with people you would expect, old White people or in this case also old Hispanics. If there are anyone younger than 30 there either working at the club or just the sons of the wealthy club goers. One hour later and feeling the thirst you stop and rest for a bit at a corner. From there you see a SUV, one that you passed many times before. Looking at the license plate you can easily tell it’s the same, as it still had it’s dealership license plate from Toyota. Inside the car you see two dark figures, you look away, trying to pretend you didn’t see, but you did. You get on your bike and paddle away and sure enough the car so happens to move as you started going.What now?>It’s Nothing, go back to the Storage Unit>Try to lose it? (How?)>Confront the people in the SUV >Write in?>Charisma: 3 15.25/20 +1.75>Endurance: 4 8/40 +1.75>Casual 1 3/10 +1.75>Bike 1 3.75/10 +1.75
>>2944501>>Try to lose it? (How?)find narrow bike path
>>2944511+1Who are the SUV people? Are they here to kill us? Also fuck we didn't bring a shotgun, and we don't have a pistol to conceal carry
>>2944511>Supportin'We should also try to use the rush hour traffic to aid us
>>2944511>>2944517>>2944519>>2944520Current Time 8AM>Roll 1d100-10 (Best of 3) DC Lowered due to Write in
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>2944529
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>2944529
Rolled 79 - 10 (1d100 - 10)>>2944529
>>2944531>>2944536>>2944542>73You not messing around with a SUV possibly filled with gun towing people. You paddle normally, then cross the street while the light is yellow maybe getting hit in the process. Looking behind the car is stopped at the red light. You pump your legs and hightail away around the corner, into bike only trails and narrow alleyways to shake off the following. After half an hour, of doing this you grow tired and looking around see the car is nowhere to be found. Now you're faced with another problem, you're more sweaty than before and beginning to smell. Lucky you know you can get a free shower if you hit up the beach, a short hour and half bike ride from your current location. Or pay to go into a gym to try your luck, if you can even find a gym that will eat up your $10 and ask for more. Looking at your phone, Sophia send a pic of her breakfast to you. Some refried beans, rice, salad and grilled chicken. The time reads 8:30 AM, you could alway call the cops about the SUV, but you only know the make and model. It had no licence plate.What do?>Take a trip to the beach?>Bring someone?>Try your luck at a gym>Something else (what?)>Endurance: 4 9/40 +1>Bike 1 4.75/10 +1
>>2944579Text Sophia"If we're having dinner together, you're making it">Take a trip to the beach?clean ourselves with sand and saltwater
>>2944579>Take a trip to the beach but invite Sophia, maybe after our showerGotta build up that social link before we get the free shit
>>2944587>>2944606>>2944621>>2944653Alright>Roll me 2d100-10 (Best out of 3) Biking to the BeachAnd asking out a girl
Rolled 11, 91 = 102 (2d100)>>2944668
Rolled 40, 68 = 108 (2d100)>>2944668Dick = Wet
Rolled 82, 10 - 10 = 82 (2d100 - 10)>>2944668
Let's sell stuff from our storage unit. Op said we have multiple flat screens in there, so even without getting rid of the battelstation, we should be able to get a couple hundred bucks. Now I'd say we stick around here until we get the gofundme money and maybe gave the out the D (if that's possible in a reasonable timeframe), afterwards we head to the cabin
We should head innawoods with the QT 3.14 and her barely legal sister since it sounds like they don't have the best home life.
>>2944673>>2944676>>2944710>>2944771>73 Bike>80 Ask girl Casual like The next hour and half is spent on your bike as you ride past cars and through roads all heading to Long Beach. The trip was uneventful, filled with nothing out of the normal. Once at the beach, the time on your phone reads 10 AM. Since it’s a Wednesday the beach isn’t all that packed like it normally is during the weekends. Taking a little look see around you spot the showers and restroom connected building and walk over to them, glad that it’s clean and even has a soap dispenser that dishes out soap with a wave of a hand. The only downside is the shower is outside, so no getting into your party suit as you strip off your clothes to your undies. And get to work. One shower later using the cheap body soap you are cleaner than before. You dry yourself off using the air dryer so your clothes don’t be all wet when Sophia arrives after a quick call from your phone. You try your hand at smooth talking with a girl for the first time. Manfred “Hey Sophia, wanna hang at the beach? Sophia “Sure!, got anytime planned?”Manfred “Let’s just say, you bring the shovel and bucket.”The rest of the conversation is telling her where you’re at, and maybe they can bike together seeing the view. Sophia “Is it alright if I bring my sister?”Manfred “Sure the more the merrier.”You end the call, that wasn’t what you expected, you know Sophia, but nothing about her Sister Taylor, just that she’s over 18 and a half. And that’s about it, you’re not sure if she’s going to be hotter or uglier than her painfully average sister. But if she is hotter, maybe you can upgrade your girl friend DLC pack. The time is 10:30AM, and the girls are going to arrive in a half hour. What should you do for the next 30 mins and $10 before they get here? What do?>Find a good spot on the beach>Check out that diner near the beach, maybe they’ll like a bite to eat>Fap before they come, so you stop popping boners in front of them>Nothing>OtherAre you guys going to make it?
>>2944771I wonder if we can just take the barely legal girl, if she cuter and just be our cabin "wife." While the other girl just supply us with money from her job.Pic is how I want our cabin to look like.>>2944790>Find a good spot on the beach
>>2944790>Find a good spot on the beach>Check yourself in mirror, gotta look as best as possible
>>2944790>find good spot on beach
>>2944790Guys we're ignoring the most important choice.>Fap before they come, so you stop popping boners in front of them
>>2944840>fap>on the beach>on the public beach>where there are children and chads aroundI don't think so.
>>2944840>Not wanting superpowers
>>2944814>>2944816>>2944827>>2944840Alright, we're going to find a good spot on the beach and just checking ourselves in the mirror since it's close-by.>Roll 1d100-10 (Best of 3)Wisdom Roll
Rolled 18 - 10 (1d100 - 10)>>2944913
Rolled 66 - 10 (1d100 - 10)>>2944913
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>2944913
Rolled 85 - 10 (1d100 - 10)>>2944913DUUUUDE why not a small fapy fapy! Manfred has held out for... three weeks already. Damm what a monster cum he would eject if something happens. That is a good thing for itself
Imagine the huge splat he would do! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1dzglJEqac
>>2944967>>2945003>falling for porn jew
>85What better way to wait for some women, than finding a good spot on a beach. But first you look yourself over in the mirror and you’re looking fine as a picket. Just have to lose 10 more pounds to get closer to that ideal weight, and maybe a haircut will work as you look like a hippie with this hairstyle of combing your hair back.Stepping out of the restroom you were like a new man, all clean and ready to face the earth. Now that the main personality trait isn’t your weight, but rather your height. You hop on your bike and ride up and down the beach looking for the perfect spot, away from the tourist close to the water, and provide some shade and some fun in the sun. After some looking you find it, only a seagull is currently residing at the spot which you scare away with your massive presence. Just in time, as Sophia rings you up. Sophia “Me and Taylor just got here where you at?”Giving her the directions you walk over to where the car is parked to help them unload. Crossing over the sandy hill you see Taylor helping Sophia unload the car. Even from a distance you can see difference like night and day. You get closer to confirm what you’re thinking.It’s true, Taylor is a Qt3.14, reaching 8/10 on your scale in your mind. Her lighten tan skin, with her wavy butterscotch hair down past her shoulders. She looks at you with a raised eyebrow at you before your mind start working again.Manfred “You’re Sophia’s Sister right?”Taylor “That’s would be me.” And Sophia pops her average looking face out from the back.Sophia “Hey, glad you two meet. Manfred would you be a dear and help me out.”Being the gentleman that you are, you help her while Taylor goes looking at your bike.Manfred “I know just the spot follow me.”Taylor “Sick bike dude. Do any tricks on it?” She ask as you and her sister carry all the shit to the spot while she walk alongside the bike.Manfred “Nah, it’s more for off road biking, I’m planning on going camping and that bike will get me where I need too.” Taylor “Cool beans.”Sophia “Camping sounds like a great idea, where you headed off to? Big Bear, Angeles National Forest, or Limestone Canyon?”Manfred “I’m camping further inland at Sequoia National Forest. I’m going to try and survive on my own for a bit, and see how that goes.” Taylor “Swag, you’re going to yolo it up in the wildness Bear Grill style.” Manfred “That’s the plan.”The rest of the way is spent on small talk, and before you know it you’re at the space and started setting up. Sophia did bring a shovel and bucket, Taylor is currently sitting down looking through her phone, and Sophia is sitting under the shade of the beach umbrella.What do? Also how long do you spend on the beach? Currently 11AM>SAND CASTLE!>Swim in the water>Talk (Who? About what?)>Buried yourself in sand>Write in
>>2944942Damn, Manfred is moving on up in the world!
>>2945068> Swim in the waterGotta get that cardio.
>>2945068Until we hunger for food>Sand castles with Taylor>Dig Taylor in sand
>>2945068Sand castle sounds pretty lit
>>2945068>Swim in the waterWait, do we even know how to swim?
>>2945105Bro just look at our hand. It's white meaning by default we know how to swim
>>2945075>>2945090>>2945094>>2945105>A dip in the water>Sand Castle>Roll me 2d100-10 (Best of 3)>Swimming roll>Mental Gears working to make a sandcastle Don't Crit fail on swimming
Rolled 31, 97 - 10 = 118 (2d100 - 10)>>2945174
Rolled 14, 28 = 42 (2d100)>>2945174
Rolled 18, 35 - 10 = 43 (2d100 - 10)>>2945174
Rolled 88, 69 = 157 (2d100)>>2945174
>>2945182>>2945184>>2945186>>2945218>87 Success>21 FailYou gather up the bucket and shovel and start working on making a grand sand castle. It took some time, but once the ladies saw what genius you were coming up they were all over you like flies on shit. Taylor was taking pictures of the process while you and Sophia did most of the work on it. The hardest part about it was gathering up the water so the sand can hold itself together and not fall over with the slightly bump or movement. You was proud of your masterwork, and felt you learned a thing or thing of making sand castles. If you can build using sand, you just have to do the same with the cabin but with wood. So it can stand the test of time rather than fall apart after one day on the beach.All that working on the sand castle got you ready for a dip in the cool water. You took off your clothes and made your way into the water, standing like a stone when a waves came to knock you off your feet. Once a nice distance away, you start swimming, but your fun in the sun isn’t going to be alright as a larger than most wave, comes crashing down on you. Pulling you under the water making you do flips under the water. As you gasp for air and intake salt water by the liter, before you reeling yourself and stand up with your eyes and throat burning. You throw up the salt water back into the sea along with your breakfast, and You start making your way back to the when the girls were watching they were struggling to not laugh, as you take a sit in the shade battling the feeling to not throw up again. You’re cool, wet, don’t have any spare clothes and your current clothes are filled with sand and your undies and pants are wet with salt water. Makes you wish you brought a towel or some extra clothes to go with the beach. You are getting a bit hungry, but the sand is really being annoying you could always take a quick shower to clean most of it off.Currently 1PM WednesdayWhat do? Pick any or all>Clean yourself up>Go eat at that Diner you saw>More Sand castles>Swimming again? (-10 to roll)>Other>Intelligence 3 15/20 +1>Charisma: 3 16.25/20 +1>Wisdom 3 10.25/20 +1>Architect 1/5 +1>Casual 1 4/10 +1>Shadow/Track 2/5 +1>Taylor Relationship 2/100 (Indifference)>Sophia Relationship 5/100 (Cooperative)
>>2945285>Clean yourself up>Go eat at the diner afterward
>>2945306This, but bring the girls too.
>>2945285>Clean yourself up
>>2945306>>2945320>>2945331>>2945359Alright>Roll me a 1d100-10 (Average of 3)
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>2945375Big Rolls
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>2945375
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>2945375
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>2945375
>>2945379>>2945381>>2945387That's painfully mediocre, but it could always be worse.
>>2945379>>2945381>>2945387>>2945392>51You tell the ladies that you have to go wash up, and get up to go to the showers once again. On your way over there you notice something weird something that’s so out of place, even tho everything was pretty normal last time you came. The soap ran out, so you’re reduced to just using water to cleaned up. While showering you felt the need to go take a #2 so you enter the restroom where some gentleman as also using the stall and urinals. You unzip your zipper and let loose, the men to your left were both weirdly South East Asians, somewhere from Vietnam, that’s not all they also were wearing matching colors of black and blue. The thing that set off a alarms in your mind was they are not even using the urinal just eyeing you up. You tense up as they break off their disguise and pull out a hood and small wooden ball. You don’t have time to think as your yellow steam goes off to the right once you moved your hands out of place. No time to put your junk back in as they inched closer to you, as you quickly react by stepping back, and heading to bolt out the door. As you made your move one of them slipped on your pee making him fall on his ass, and slowing down the other with the hood already to go on you. You throw open the door, and scan the area and see more of them coming your way. A whole group of them, Seems like they aim to kidnap you one way or another. What do?>Talk it out with the nice gentlemen?>Run?>Scream?>Other
>>2945471Run away, away from the beach to protect the half-spics
>>2945493Also we should plan to fight back somehow. Do we have our shotgun nearby? If so let's run to it.
>>2945495Pretty sure gun is in storage
>>2945471Use the shovel to knock out as many spics as we can, were not going down with fight.
>>2945501Just realized the shovel is a toy
>>2945501>The baby-ass toy shovelS-sure
>>2945471>Run fast as fuck boi
>>2945471>Run. Hop on the bike if we can.
>>2945493>>2945496>>2945514>>2945517Alright Run away in general >Roll me 1d100-10 (??? Difficultly)
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>2945527
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>2945527
Rolled 78 - 10 (1d100 - 10)>>2945527
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>2945527
So guys, how are we getting out of this one?
>>2945973Don't worry it's best of 3 anon.
we shouldnt hVE LET THE GIRLS TAKE PICTURES OF THE CASTLE AND USGUN GET RECOGNIZED
>>2945530>>2945538>>2945543>>2945940>>2946105https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwz7YN1AQmQ>>2946120You activate your inner sanic and start running while full mast to the girls. Running as fast as you can past them in the sand. But it was all unless as they were like rabbits sunking only slightly as they made there way across the sand. As your feet dig themselves deep inside the sand. With them closing in and your situations seeing hopeless you start screaming and yelling for someone or anyone to help.Manfred “Help! Ahhh!”Your calls did gather some attention from the surrounding people as well as carrying over to reach Taylor and Sophia as they look over to hear you cry out. That being the last thing you see before your vision turns to dark after you feel a heavy blow in the back of the head.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You wake up in moving van with your vision still black, as you feel the texture of cotton over your head. Along with tape over your mouth, your ears pick up the sound of speech, but sadly it’s a language you don’t understand but it sounds Asian, not Chinese, Korean or Japanese from the top of your head. Moving your hands and feet are impossible to do so as they are bond together. You can only wait as they take you to places unknown.What will you do during the ride?>Do some Taken Math in your head to figure out how far you are being taken, and what roads they are taken (DC: Very Hard)>Nothing>Pray>OtherCurrently ??PM Wednesday 8-29-18 >Dexterity: 3 8/20 +2>Track 1 9/10 +2
>>2946234>Do some Taken Math in your head to figure out how far you are being taken, and what roads they are taken (DC: Very Hard)
>>2946242+1, I trust us
>>2946242I believe in the benevolent dice gods
god fucking dammit anons...Why didn't you just sell our consoles at a pawnshop like we planned? This was the main reason we get back to the city...>>2946234>Pray
>>2946285They got distracted by thots.
>>2946285people want some shitty beaner tits, instead of actually improving on ourselves
>>2946361>>2946366It's alright anons, this quest is fun. At least we didn't bring our gun and tools but I hope the gooks have TAKEN our bike.But I don't understand why did they look for a job to get money when they could make easily $500 out of the consoles and games.
>>2946234>>Do some Taken Math in your head to figure out how far you are being taken, and what roads they are taken (DC: Very Hard)>Do some Taken Math in your head to figure out how far you are being taken, and what roads they are taken (DC: Very Hard)
>>2946366One luck out on the genetic lottery the other one didn't>>2946242>>2946265>>2946276>>2946284>>2946285>>2946361>>2946377>>2946426>Roll 1d100-10 (Nightmare Mode) Out of 3 like always
Rolled 68 - 10 (1d100 - 10)>>2946455
Rolled 49 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2946455
Rolled 10 - 10 (1d100 - 10)>>2946455
>>2946511Let me just go and shove a toy shovel down my throat
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>2946455
>>2946471>>2946479>>2946511>>2946529It’s not time to panic, you think back to the movies of Taken, you just have to follow Liam Neeson’s thinking to figure out a rough idea where you’re at. First starting at Long Beach, you not sure how long you been out, giving your first speed bump in your thought process. Next will be measuring the distance of how far the Van traveled and what corners are taken. After about 5 turns you lose count and mix up the distances that was traveled. Last thing you know is figuring out who these guys are, as you rack your mind of Asian gangs that are set and work in the LA area. The only ones coming to mind are the Yakuza, but they’re not the ones that took you. Thinking about who took you make you wonder why a Asian gang out of all of them took you, are they going to use you as a bargaining chip for a Hispanic Gang? Sell you to the highest bidder, targeted you for being known? Or just out of pure chance. The thinking is put to a stop when the Van slammed on the brakes tossing around your body in the back like a ragdoll. Hurting alot, before the sounds of doors are open and you’re carried what you think is inside a building. You feel that you’re in a elevator as it decent down, around you are the voices of Asians as your are moved to and fro. Before long your hand bonds are cut off and you’re handcuffed to something like a metal pipe. Around you can hear others moaning in pain or muttering. Your legs are cut loose and the beg over your head is uncover. The first thing you see, is a tan Asian, maybe from the south with big lips looking you over before ripping the duct tape from your face. Around you are people seemly in the same situation as you’re trapped with no way out held against your will in a dimly lit room, that smells like shit. The Asian in front of you begins to talk. Tan Asian “Pray nice, and you’re be back home in no time.” He said and tapped you on your shoulder before saying something in his gook language to his two minions with him and closing the door behind him. Taking a good look around you see 4 other people there, all seemly from the same region of Asia being South Eastern. 1 male and 3 females each looking a bit worse for wares, could be a sex trafficking gang, and you’re a white piece of meat on someone menu, or could be something else. Currently ??PM Wednesday 8-29-18 What do?>Talk with the others?>Pray>Nothing>Look how to escape>OtherDamage Taken 6HP6/12 HP Serious Injury -2Dex to all actions
>>2946535>Talk with the others?
>>2946535Last post of the night going to sleep, will return when I can, voting will remain open. Questions comments, or other can be linked to this post and I'll try to answer it when I'm back
>>2946535>Look how to escape
>>2946535We should establish whether or not the girls are with us and if they're safe.
>>2946657Wait actually i'm changing my mind. We should turn on location services on our phone and type help me in google. Fbi niggers will know what it means.
Find a piece of metal, glass, rock. Start grinding it against the floor. We make shanks and with help we can over power whoever comes in next.
If our location services are turned on we should dial 911. If they can hear what's going on they'll be able to find our location and send help.
>>2946535>Pray to the FBI and the NSA
Quest Resuming in a hour
>>2946553>>2946600>Talk with the others?>>2946594>>2947004>Look how to escape>>2946790>>2946867>Pray>>2946681>Shanks >>2946663>>2946740>Phone Shit>Roll me 1d100 (4 of them)First one for LuckLast 3 for the action
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>2947839
>>2947857Put that in the options field
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>2947839
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>2947839watch this
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>2947839
>>2947850>>2947882>>2947896>>2947914The first thing you do is of course get the lay of the land, who better to help you do that, then the people who are also imprisoned against their will. Manfred “Hello everyone, My name is Manfred and I just got here. Anything I should know about our kidnappers?” You said putting on your brave face, even tho you’re scared as hell. When Speaking the others look to you, but nah of them speak only something in Asian, expect one of the girls. To your right nearest to the door starts starting heavily accented English.Girl “Stop talking, keep quiet, we were promised se American dream. It was a rle.”Talking with her shows that these people were indeed what you thought they were. Hopeful migrants that trusted a gang to get them to America, now being sold as humans. But your situation is a bit different, since big lip guy told you you’re going home soon. So maybe it’s a kidnapping deal. You also find out the girls had been sexual used by the members of the gang over the month they been here. You're not going to just sit here and wait for someone to buy you up. You got a plan, just use your phone and NSA, FBI. Will help you out, you search through your pockets and they took your phone the shitheads. But there something they didn’t take your wallet, all $10 dollars are in there along with your bank card, and driver’s license. If you can just get close to that door you may be able to pick it open with one of your cards.Next up was looking for a way out, around you bits of metal. Too small to be any use, no rocks, or glass. But looking over to the left, one of the girls got some steel big enough that can be held in the end. And above them sits a window, too small to fit you but can maybe fit one of the girls as they are slim enough to worm their way through. You also need as much help as possible, so you shoot one up to the big man upstairs, asking him if he can help you out. Like the OG he is.As the time passes you saw the light from the window wasn’t changing which means it’s also inside the building, so whoever gets out will need to move through the building to find a means of escape. You also find out that guards come in hourly to check up on the prisoners as well as touch the females. But don’t visit when it’s night time for 8 hours straight. The food given to you bi daily is just a bowl of rice, without any onions sauce. Not much different from what you been eating the last few days, but a much smaller portion that will cause you to rot away like the rest of them. At least you’ll be losing weight being here, you say to yourself to make you find better. Currently ??PM Wednesday 8-29-18 >Wait until the 8 hour period>Slip off chain?>Have someone else do something (what?)>Wait until someone else saves you >Other?Charisma: 3 16.75/20 +1.5Intelligence 3 15.5/20 +1.5Wisdom: 3 9.25/20 +1.5Human perception 1 0/10 +1.5Awareness/Notice 1.5/5 +1.5Religion 1.5/5 +1.5
>>2948049Slip off chain. Let's try to fight our way out of here. We will make them fear the Downey Hero.
>>2948049>Slip off chain?
>>2948069>>2948085Anons if the Starving Asians can't get out there chains, how will our plus size ass do it?>>2948049>Wait until the 8 hour period>Get the girl nearly to the door to slip off her chains>Give her a card to open the door and have her get some helpBest plan, since the girl can speak English she can talk with police to help us out
>>2948103Point>>2948085>>2948049Changing to this>>2948103
>>2948069>>2948085>>2948103Gonna need some rolls>Roll me 2d100 (Hard) Out of 3
Rolled 78, 50 = 128 (2d100)>>2948194
Rolled 55, 62 = 117 (2d100)>>2948194
Rolled 11, 15 = 26 (2d100)>>2948194
>>2948200>>2948201>>2948206>>2948218Just one question guys, giving the girl our bank card or the Driver ID card?
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>2948225Can Manfred be *that* pragmatical?1 is for driver ID
>>2948233What does that mean Anon?I'm not education+1
>>2948235Can Manfred be that autist*** as to decide in that tense moment what card to give the malnourished gaping-cunt girl rather than handing out the first one that spawns outside his wallet
>>2948200>>2948201>>2948206>>2948218>>2948233You got a plan cooking up in your mind, while eating your small bowl of rice in a small plastic container being forced to eat with your hands. But you’re smarter than all the people in the room put together and tip the bowl back to shallow it all like it’s a liquid. Keeping your dirty hands from going inside your body, it’ll at least keep you healthier for longer since you saw them also wipe with their hands. After eating it’s a waiting game, until it’s sleep time. For you have a plan, get the girl that can speak have her slip out of her chains and use one of your cards and get you out of this hellhole. You just have to lay back and get into a comfortable position to wait out the time. Everything will be according to keikaku. You close your eyes for a bit to let them rest, while waiting.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You open your eyes and kick yourself mentally for falling asleep. Looking around you see the girl that talks is nowhere to be seem. Looking at the others they make some hand movements to you, to show she was taken. Well there goes your plan, but maybe not, if anyone of them knows or at least understand some English they can get your ass out.Manfred “Girls, if you know English, shake your heads.” They do so, which is a major win for your genius plan.Manfred “Alright, I got a plan out out of here, listen closely, for it can just save our asses if you do it right.” The rest of the time is spent explaining the finer details of the plan, of how they just need to slip out from the chains, use one of your cards, and opening the door. Exist this place and get some help from the cops. With the talk of cops, they start freaking out over being deported. Like wtf, you want to stay here locked up then run the slight risk of deportation to somewhere better than this hellhole. In the end you were able to convince one of the girls to take the risk, after saying you are a rich white American and daddy will give her a job and money as a reward. A white lie, that most likely don’t have to be paid for the greater good of everyone involved. During talking you find out the guy is from Nam, and the one taking the risk is from Indonesia and the other from some who the fuck knows Timor-Leste. If you had to rate them, they would maybe be above average if they were clean and presentable rather than dirty hobos they look now, filled with who knows what.Cont.
>>2948299The plan is put into action, the girl slip free from her chains after putting her whole body weight on it, and you heard a pop as she dislocated her elbow. But the girl is a trooper only passing out from the pain, and waking back up after about five minutes of waiting. You hand over your Driver’s ID, so people in the outside world know you are in this situation and that she won't be able to get money from your account if she try with your other card. The downside if you can really call it that is if they catch her with it, who knows what’s going to happen with you. She takes the card from your hands, now it smells like shit, and goes up to the door and unlocks it, closing it behind her. The rest of the plan is up to her hands, now it’s time for something else. All you know the mission is accomplished boosting your ego up. Now that you single handed save the people here. Currently ??PM Thursday? 8-30?-18 >Sleep>Wait until someone else saves you >Have someone else do something (what?)>Other?>Charisma: 3 17.75/20 +1>Intelligence 3 16/20 +.5>Diplomacy 1 2.5/10 +1>Awareness/Notice 2/5 +.5
Wait, if we go to sleep we might miss an opportunity.
How about we stay awake as long as possible to see what will happen?
>>2948310>SleepGet it while we can
>>2948338>>2948350>>2948380So that's two for no sleep and one for sleep? If you guys are going no sleep you need to roll to stay awake.>Roll me 1d100 (Medium Difficulty)
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>2948389
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>2948389
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>2948389
>>2948398>>2948401>>2948405>>2948408>63 DubsSleep you don’t need that you need to stay awake to know every detail you may miss when your eyes are close. The two others go to sleep while you just stay awake spending the time, counting all $10 you have in your wallet, or just thinking of all the anime you watched throughout the years and just replaying it in your mind to past the time. Morning comes or whatever time it currently is. You hear the door open as you’re eyes are closed watching some grade A anime in your mine. Some yelling in Asian before the door is slammed shut again. Guess that girl did something right. More of them came into the room while you had taken this time to hide your wallet in your prison wallet. Some more yelling happen and the rest of the prisoners also woke up, you ‘woke’ up as well. The same man from being with the big lips started questioning the others and wacking them on the head if they gave answers he didn’t like, until he came to you. From what you know that guy is one of the big ones of this gang named Boran from Cambodia, where most of this gang is from. Boran “Where is se girr, American.”You give him the one two punch.Manfred “I don’t know. I was sleeping.”He gives you a blow to the face for that as he calls his minions and take off the other girl leaving you alone with the guy that doesn't know or speak a lick of English~~~~~~~Hours go by, breakfast and dinner bowls came and were eaten. But no sign of any of the girls, you been awake for well over a day and can’t stay awake any longer so you let sleep overtake you when it was the 8 hour break. The cell no longer empty as a guard is sitting by the door with a Mac 10 on his lap all throughout the 2nd day and night~~~~~~~~Morning comes and you are awaked and uncuffed from your bonds, but it wasn’t the cops that did it, it was Boran as he puts you in a chair and has his goons in the room with him. He carry with him a towel and a gallon of water. Seems like there going to give you the pain train. As your arms and legs are tied to the chair.Boran “Now sat happened with the girr!” What do?>Tell Boran what he wants>Lie (You were just sleeping) (Need Roll)>Say nothing (Need Roll)>OtherDamage Taken 4HP8/12 HP +2 +1 for each day>Endurance: 4 10/40 +2>Willpower 5 2/50 +2>Staying awake 2/5 +2>Wisdom 3 12.75/20 +2>History 3/5 +2
>>2948557>>Lie (You were just sleeping) (Need Roll)
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>2948557>we were just sleeping
>>2948562>>2948570>>2948573Alright>Roll me 1d100-9 (Hard)
Rolled 69 + 9 (1d100 + 9)>>2948578Let's go
Rolled 84 - 10 (1d100 - 10)>>2948578
>>2948557>>2948580>>2948573Please Qm, let this be the roll
Rolled 100 - 9 (1d100 - 9)>>2948578
>>2948596HOLY SHIT I DID IT ANONS!We have the devils tongue.
>>2948587>Please Qm, let this be the rollhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwz7YN1AQmQ>>2948596Nice third roll anon. You made it
>>2948580>>2948582>>2948587>>2948596>>2948601>>2948616>>2948655Waterboarding what a meme of a Torture technique just hold your breath You tell him word by word what happened to the girl.Manfred “I don’t know. I was sleeping!”But he wasn’t taking that as a answer, as the goons tited the chair back a cloth placed over your face and the water poured on it. You figure out why holding your breath doesn’t work. It’s still goes up your nose forcing you to inhale as your sinuses are filled with water as you feel like drowning.But you’re smarter than them, as you got a will of steel. Pain is only temporary the knowledge you hold in your head will be the key to getting out of here. Boran “Where is the girr!” As you cough up a lung you tell him the same thing, you were sleeping. Then the water resumes, each time increasing in the amount of time you are being held under. Your body feels like it’s drowning, your mind is telling you, that you are going to died soon, and you’re drowning. But you know better, as through sheer force of will, stay with the story as the pussies keep pouring more water in your face.Before it’s all over, the water stops, you are moved back up to a sitting position. The cloth removed from your face, as your cough up the water. Boran comes up to you and you can smell the fish and garlic from his hot breath as he began to talk. Boran “Mister Fünten, I’m impressed. Other weaker men would have crack or changed their stories. But not you, your story stay the same.” He moves away and calls out to his goons Boran “Bring out the girl!” Did the other girl taken yesterday give you up? That bitch!Moments later the door opens and some goons throw in the girl from Timor-Leste with her throat cut really dead. Boran “Don’t want to end up like her do you? She told us all about your part of the plan. Now you’re going to give it up or suffer the same fate as her.”Bunch of cambodians running around swinging their dicks, fishing from there baited hooks to get you to talk. They got nothing on you, if they fucking did, they would have moved your ass out of here. Poor girl didn’t break, and still she was killed.Manfred “What plan? I was sleeping.”With those words coming out your mouth he struck you again, say something in Cambodian and a hood was over your head again. Cont.
>>2948739Being under this hood was boring as you resume where you left off on your anime watching in your mind. Hours passed like this before you hear a loud boom, and there lots of gunfire that can be heard. Took the police a damn long time. You just waited until the police got to you while you waited in the chair tied down. You heard them kick open the door and yell before gunshots fill the air and you hear a body slump down to the ground.As your ears ring you hear radio static. Cop “10-32 down, we got a hostage here, need a EMT at this location.” Cop “You’re going to be alright son.” He said to you as you hear his footsteps exist the room as you hear more gunfire from outside the room. You’re glad you’re plan worked out great, but you do wonder whatever happened to that girl that speaks English. Maybe she also got freedom. After the gunfire died out, you were unblinded and saw the dead bodies all around as you were walked out from the warehouse. You saw your friend the Nam man being treated as you were loaded onto a stretcher and loaded into a EMS vehicle. You even saw Detective Doug give you a look around before the painkillers take taking effect and making you sleepy.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You wake up in a hospital bed, to the next being a table with your wallet cleaned, even your phone is there. And to the right some balloons and flowers that say get well soon! And you’re not handcuffed to bed which is a added plus.>What do?>Press nurse button>Check wallet>Check Phone (What?)>Wait>OtherCurrent Time 11AM Saturday 9-1-18Damage Taken5/13 HP +1HP Serious Wounds13-9 Light 8-4 Serious 3-0 Critical (Death Zone past here) -1 to -4 Mortal Wound 1>Charisma: 4 0/40 +2.25Ranked up! >Diplomacy 1 4.75/10 +2.25>Willpower 5 4/50 +2>Resist Torture 2/5 +2
>>2948779>>Press nurse buttonpls gi cutie3,14
>>2948779>check phoneNeetQM, what were our chances of getting out of there? This is the 3rd time we've been in a hopeless situation and came out okay.
>>2948779>Press nurse button>Check Phone (What?)Check the only news site that matters. uncle /pol/
>>2948790>NeetQM, what were our chances of getting out of there? I want to say highly, due to outside forces at work. But that 'genius plan #1" and having your wallet with you help out a bit in getting out sooner. But it could have horribly backfire without that 50 roll. >This is the 3rd time we've been in a hopeless situation and came out okay.You guys are both lucky and unlucky is what you guys are. The shootout happened due to horrible luck, but fighting back in the market was something I wasn't expecting. Much less your luck in passing the checks without getting filled with lead. The prison time well, you guys made it harder for yourselves by messing with the Jew lawyer, wasn't expecting that so I had to write it up also. I think it turn out well, we learn more about the world and some skills. The kidnapping was because of really horrible rolling in my part.But basically you guys had a large part to play in being put in the situation or getting out of it. Like going back to Downey even tho the heat didn't died down yet. Taking a short break for now, but you can I'll be back in a hour or two.
>>2948820Again, thanks for the quest NeetQMQuestion? We'll see more of the girl who told the police? Did you roll to see if the other one would die or no or no matter what she would had died? Everyone trapped with us was released?.Holy shit, in a matter of days we saved people from a shooting and helped break a human traffic ring.
>>2948779>Check Phone (What?)check /pol/ or cripplechan-/pol/call brother to check on mom>Press nurse buttonif we can get outif we have anything to pay to get out
>>2948865We're just being a badass not even on purpose. One of these days there going to make a movie about us
We should make a another GoFundMe for more money
>>2948933>implying the gook were not ransoming us for the first gofundme and mom did not die from anxiety
>>2948937>Doesn't explain the SUV that been following us
>>2948947The SUV following us was probably FBI niggers who thought something like this would happen.
>>2948955Are you implying that with us getting away the CIA niggers, we gave the Asian niggers a chance to kidnap us?
>>2948967gicing our name was a mistakegoing out with the beaner thot was a mistakegoing back to the city was a mistakebeing a neet was a mistakewhatever...
>>2948976at least we roleplay our stats lol
>>2948976We should head to the cabin asap once we get out of the hospital.
>>2948999>get to the cabin>gang of neo-nazis skinheads kidnap us to get the gofundme moneyWe should join Collapsed Valor. I'm sure being a merc will be safer than living in California. We already have an impressing CV
>>2948976>giving our name was a mistakeWisdom failIntelligence fail>going out with the beaner thot was a mistakeWisdom fail>going back to the city was a mistakeWisdom failIntelligence fail>being a neet was a mistakeMassive Wisdom fail>>2948986So right kek>>2949005Why would the Neo-Nazi kidnap us if they think we're one of them?
>>2948865>We'll see more of the girl who told the police? Depend you did promise her shit if she did the job.>Did you roll to see if the other one would dieYeah> Everyone trapped with us was released?.YeahBack and writing checking our phone and calling a qt nurse
>>2949016We're either with them and give the money to support the cause or we're against them
>>2949077or no post
>>2948786>>2948790>>2948802>>2948839>>2948865>>2948873You of course check out your phone to see what’s the happening with /pol/. Also pressing the button on the nurse to hope a qt3.14 comes along,. On /pol/ you see the normal threads, Jews are behind… Trump Drump… Why don’t you marry… Christian more like...FUCK... Why am I a fagg..Black is bett… After searching you find a thread about you.>Be Manfred Fünten>Literally Neet for years after college he drops out from the face of the world>Go shopping with mommy>Go Rambo kill 3 spics>Send to fucking jail>Turn down the Hooked Noses>Goes to fucking prison>Make friends with literally Neonazis>Post his prison with OK hand sign>/our guy/>Fucking win against the Jews and get out a freeman>Live life, go out to beach with 56% and Qt3.14>Get kidnapped by Cambodians>Not less than a day inside come up with a plan to get out>Asian chick with his fucking ID, shows up like a dirty hobo to the cops>Destroy a human traffic ring from the inside out in less than a week>Saved about 4 dozen illegals from becoming sex meat>How more based can one man be.With comments ranging from 56% White, to discussions of you’re a NEET with a mission to become a real life punisher or misc shit like what will he do next? Next school shooter? Neet did more in one month than you all did put together. Is he a urban operator?Seems like you’re gathering up a following in /pol/ at least in the moment before you faint from their mind with the passing of time. You also check the gofundme and see that’s the campaign ended a few hours ago. Totalling up to $55,409.20 donations in total, that’s a lot of cash even for you. Before you can check out your bank account a nurse does come in. She is really pale, with amber eyes, Blonde Hair that’s tied up in a bun with a mole on her throat. She wearing her nurse outfit, and looks to be the same age as you or the mid 20s. You would rate her a solid 7/10 if she were wearing something different it would be different. When she looks at you, a smile grows on her face. Her voice sounded Southern.Nurse “Thank the Lord you woke up. I wasn’t sure where you will be up after enduring so much from those ruffians.Manfred “Yup, so Nurse…”Nurse “Ruby Richardson, but you can call me Ruby”Manfred “When can I get out of her Nurse?”Nurse “Until you’re all better of course. You suffered from waterboarding and you have internal bruising all over. You’re be alright just stay here for another week.”Manfred “Thank you Nurse Ruby.”Nurse “If you need me, I’ll be a press of a button away, and the police may swing on by later.”Thinking about it you’re a bit hungry. Manfred “Before you go can you get me some food, the kidnappers they gave horrible food.”Nurse “I’m on it dear.”
>>2949170What do?>Check your monies>Shitpost on /pol/ >Call someone (who?)>Check out earlier >Call nurse (For what?)>Other>Ruby Relationship 2/100 +2 (Indifference)>Charisma: 4 1/40 +1>Casual 1 4/10 +1 Current HP 5/13HP Serious Wounds
>>2949170>$55,409.20Oh yes.Welp our body is fucked, might as well read some books.>Woodworking book.
>>2949184Oh right and call our mum.
>>2949173Talk as much as possible wit nursecall momread books about training/self defense
>>2949170>Call Mom>Read our books until Wildness and Woodworking rank up>Talk with Nurse as much as possible
>>2949173>call nurse for possible books to readwe better have books up our ass or around the hospital cause currently we are glued to a hospital bed
>>2949215Also this, we should ask what the Nurse likes to read to get to know her
>>2949184>>2949192>>2949211>>2949215>Manfred wants to read and talk with his mother, and that qt nurse>Roll me 2d100 (Medium/Easy)>Talking -5>Learning -10
Rolled 37, 44 = 81 (2d100)>>2949224
Rolled 54, 15 = 69 (2d100)>>2949224
Rolled 59, 20 = 79 (2d100)>>2949224
>>2949224can you post the current character info pls?
>>2949226>>2949227>>2949228>>2949245You have the room all by yourself. Your arm is hooked to a IV bag, and you feel pain free with all the drugs running through your body. You decided to call up your mother to see how she’s doing and wondering if the News got hold of this already. You dial in her number as it rings on through.Manfred “Hello, Mom are you there?”Mom “My baby, are you alright did the monsters hurt you?”Even from the phone you can hear the worry from your mother.Manfred “I’m fine Mom, just resting up at the hospital as they run the regular checks.” You slightly lie, to lessen her worried heart.Mom “Thank God, when Christian called me Wednesday telling me what happened to you. I fear the worst.”Christain That’s your father’s name, what’s his hand in this. You were curious to how the fuck he knows happened before hand.Manfred “What do you mean? Why did Papa call you?” Mom “Yes, he called me as soon as he was off the phone with the awful kidnappers. They wanted to ransom you off for 5 million, or they threaten to send you back piece by piece.”Manfred “5 Million! Can you explain what happened from the start.” Your mind is filled with questions, was that what Boran meant by being home soon?Mom “I’ll try honey. Like I say they kidnapped you, and called your father demanding all that money. He called me to let me know, Karl and Sofia we’re worry sick about you.” Mom “Christian, was gathering the money with the help of his Hollywood friends. While working close with the police to caught them.”Mom “Christian, had his people help the police by telling them you were last at Long Beach with two girls. They were able to get some people to report to the police what they saw, to figure out the people that took you.”Mom “Once they figured out it was the Red Kouprey Syndicate. The police were preparing to send there teams on where they think you were. But they didn’t know for certain where it was, and thought it best to wait for the date of the transaction a week for now.’Mom “That was before that brave girl from Indonesia Wendi came to the police waving around your ID. They were able to find out where you were at with her help, I would say not to risk it, but I’m glad it all work out in the end.”Damn, Papa was willing to dosh out the cash for you.Mom “I’m just glad you’re alright, just be more careful. That Syndicate were small fish by what the police are saying, just started human trafficking. You saved lots of people again, Manfred.”Manfred “Thanks mom. Glad I’m alright too. I’ll talk to you later if something comes up. Love you.”Mom “Love you too, bye.”
>>2949278With the phone call over, some questions run through your mind. Does Papa really care about you? Was his tough love to toughen you up? What would the fuck happened if you didn’t come up with that plan that shouldn’t have worked. The thoughts running through your head is silent once Ruby the nurse comes with some food.Before you start talking, you make some small talk with Ruby.Manfred “Say Ruby, anything in the news about me?”Ruby “That’s all that’s running.” She said and turns on the tele in the room. Where the news actor is talking about you.Ashley Brewer “Today on the news, local hero from Downery’s Bargain Market Massacre, who single handed stopped a robbery turned into a rampage. Manfred Fünten just three weeks ago. Was kidnapped last Wednesday, he was able to in with the confines of secure small cell let out a message and another one of the kidnapped to local police. Enabling them to safety rescue him and donzen more with his actions. Taking down the largest human trafficking ring of the Red Kouprey Syndicate. What do you think about Manfred, Marc?”While she say this, pictures of you show up on screen along with other girls and few men that were saved as well. You don’t see Boran tho as part of the arrests.Marc Brown “I must say Manfred is a hero first and foremost. And tell him to be careful as he can’t be superman all the time, one day he’ll meet his kryptonite. I wish him the best”He then gives a thumbs up to the camera. Marc Brown “Any girl will be happy to be with a hero like him, now on with the weather.”Ruby “You’re famous again!”Manfred “I don’t feel famous, thanks for the food.”Before you forget you ask her about some books.Manfred “Does the hospital have anything worth reading? Something you would recommend?” She goes on to list off some books that doesn’t teach you skills or information about living off the land. Just books to read and enjoy, that which you let her go tend to other patients. The food itself doesn't look like the greatest thing, but it sure beats poorly prepared rice. You eat it all down, giving your body the food it needs. You pull out your phone to read some books, but the T.V it’s right there for your viewing pleasure. You set down the phone and tune up the T.V and put it on some Toons. You spend the rest of the time watching. Knight Blade, a cartoon about a Knight just being a badass destroying things with his blade as girls of all types fall for him. But he doesn’t need anything because he got his bro being a fatass eating all his food and spending his money of magic shit that cause problems. Current Time 2PM Saturday 9-1-18What do?>Learn something New?>Review, Read>Watch T.V>Fap >Sleep >Something else>Time Skip>Ruby Relationship 3/100 +1 (Indifference)>Charisma: 4 3/40 +2>Casual 1 6/10 +2Current HP 5/13HP Serious Wounds
So we don't have insurance right? That means we're gonna be spending a lot of the gofundme cash on this hospital bill.
>>2949279>>Watch T.Vsurvival programssleepeatchat up nurserepeattimeskip until anything happens/wereout of hospital
Last post of the night going to sleep, will return when I can, voting will remain open. Questions comments, or other can be linked to this post and I'll try to answer it when I'm backI written this up some time ago, but here you go. Other characters will be added if anyone cares about them.>Mother Finally got the vacation she wanted, and for once in many years feels proud for Manfred. Is happy taking care of her grand kids and seeing her other kids when they come to New York City. Glad Manfred is safe from his kidnapping.>Karl (Big Brother)Currently in Macau handling some last minute buys, Glad his brother got off his fatass and do something, was really worry about your well being. Was even pooling money if you need it. Would offer you a job if you had the know-how. Feels partly responsible for your well being>Sofia (Little Sister)Currently in Cornwall getting her degree in Liberal Arts. Creating some distance from you, goes by Mother maiden name to avoid being called out in class when guns are bought up. Wishes you didn't become known around the country. Happy you broke up a Human traffic ring, hope the other kids will stop talking about Downery’s Bargain Market Massacre>Eric (Gas Station Boss)Everything fucking hurts, more painkillers and someone rub some ointment on my burns>Christian (Father)Glad
>>2949283>SofiaABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.We should try and get a hold of pops and have a few words with him.
>>2949279>Download and read some survival ebooks.
>>2949281Nice Meme OP gives us lots of money to be all taken away by American medical billsREEEEEEEEEEE>>2949288I would bang Sofia Operation bang our sister should go>>2949283RIP our old boss, having to deal with burn pains. I got some questions QM.>How long to get heal up?>What does our Brother work in?>Can we change identity?>Can we start making use of our money right now?>Who will be our cabin buddy?>Will the gang will Kidnap us remember this?>What happened to Thots Sophia and Taylor>What's our relationship with Americans?>Our relationship with /pol/>Are we /fit/>How does he keep getting away from this?>Is this event less important than the shooting?
Lets join the gang.
Also anons I got ideas for us cabin time and onwards.Use money >Buy gear, guns ammos, bows, crossbows, meleeJust become good with all weapons. So we have wide skill set>Learn how to hunt, fish, harvest, and survive out in the woods>Become strong cutting trees and hauling wood will do it>Become endurance man>Become sanic fast>Increase our knowledge>Increase our wisdom>Learn a language during cabin lifeI'm kind of want to bring someone with us going cabin living to help raise or keep our people skills high. Also what should we do if park rangers come for our ass?But after that, I want to find out what we missed and try to get a job either as a merc or just going our own way around the world.
>>2949300>Manfred face after a year in cabinSolid plan anon but>I'm kind of want to bring someone with us going cabin living to help raise or keep our people skills highI don't see a point, cabin isn't that far from city, we can just go to city every now and then.>Also what should we do if park rangers come for our ass?We can join them as daily job to hone survival skills
>>2949310Of course I forgot to include the file.
>>2949279Create a social account registered as "manfred_funten" (twitter, instagram, ...) anything that require a unique ID just to be sure on one is going to impersonate us. That should be useful in the future.Text Sofia to know if she is alright and check the gofundme then text to yourself exactly this :>Where the fuck have you been you glow in the dark CIA niggers???!Visit Eric if he is in the hospital, if we can't walk have the nurse use a wheelchair, but we should try to stand up first, very slowly, very carefully.>>2949300>>2949310We should get a handgun and an open carry permit ASAP. I can't deal with more shit like this. If we get kidnapped or witness any more massacre I'm gonna vote for "biting tong and choke on it" hoping our death will get us isekai'd no I won't... it would make mommy sad>>2949281That's why I want to figure out if we can stand up as soon as possible.
>>2949294>I would bang SofiaShe's so leftist, I'm sure she'd claim rape.
I have a bad feeling about dad.>>2949283>getting her degree in Liberal ArtsSend his daughter for brainwashing>>2949278> Christian, was gathering the money with the help of his Hollywood friends.(((Hollywood friends)))Is he just a some sort of good goy or one of (((them)))?
>>2949375Man that's some abstract jewery taking place.
I'm ready for the quest>>2949375QM is just making moves outside our limited view>>2949282This let's do that then time skip to when we're allow to move out>>2949375Dad best Goy
>>2949294>Nice Meme OP gives us lots of money to be all taken away by American medical billsFunny meme>How long to get heal up?8 days for full heal, 4 for the Serious wound to turn light.>What does our Brother work in?High profile Real Estate around the world>Can we change identity?Yeah, find the right people with the right stuff and they can make you a fake ID, Passport, Social but it's going to cost you>Can we start making use of our money right now?Yeah, you can buy shit from Amazon or the from the shopping channels on T.V>Who will be our cabin buddy?Go get one>Will the gang will Kidnap us remember this?Yes>What happened to Thots Sophia and TaylorUpset you were Taken, +relationship after taking down the human Traffickers. Taylor thinks you're one cool guy >What's our relationship with Americans?Better, Hispanics are happy with the bust, starting to think this white boi is alright. but the gangs are happy you took down there rivals down a notch, but try that shit with them and your pee pee is ship off to your father.>Our relationship with /pol//ourguy/>Are we /fit/Skinny fat at the moment, Overweight, weak 3 strength >How does he keep getting away from this?Sam Hyde is a unstoppable machine >Is this event less important than the shooting?Yes, since it's doesn't have to do with guns>>2949344>Create a social account registered as "manfred_funten" (twitter, instagram, ...) anything that require a unique ID just to be sure on one is going to impersonate us. That should be useful in the future.Alright>Text Sofia to know if she is alright and check the gofundme then text to yourself exactly this :I'm thinking you meant Sophia, since Sofia is our sister, and you already check gofundmen. But I'll put that down of checking your bank account to see your dosh.>Visit Eric if he is in the hospital, if we can't walk have the nurse use a wheelchair, but we should try to stand up first, very slowly, very carefully.He got out already.>We should get a handgun and an open carry permit ASAP.Easier now you have some dosh in your account.>>2949375>Is he just a some sort of good goy or one of (((them)))?Check his nose to know.>>2949300Solid plan, I'm guessing anons will go spending once they see the dollar signs in there account.
>>2949282>>2949289>>2949299>>2949300>>2949310>>2949344>>2949394>>2949415>Roll me 9d100 (Average) Since it's bunk actions I'm back and running
>>2949300Since the cabin is not very far, we can travel into the city. To learn a new language, we can ask Taylor and Sophia to teach us Spanish. We can learn a new language and since Spanish is one of the most common languages spoken in America, we can use that to our advantage. Maybe even if we get caught up with a beaner gang, maybe knowing Spanish could save us or come in handy somehow. We can also use Spanish in almost any location since Hispanics live everywhere, who knows
Rolled 44, 85, 77, 68, 29, 3, 62, 80, 14 = 462 (9d100)>>2950398
Rolled 83, 33, 45, 91, 23, 86, 68, 55, 32 = 516 (9d100)>>2950398
Rolled 47, 40, 29, 51, 78, 14, 21, 80, 6 = 366 (9d100)>>2950398Nat time
Rolled 74, 52, 74, 87, 9, 10, 92, 65, 55 = 518 (9d100)>>2950398
Rolled 26, 16, 17, 32, 18, 94, 32, 73, 89 = 397 (9d100)>>2950403
What does anon think about it?Plus mounted stoboscopic light, a silencer and a holster.Or should we just get a plain occasion $500 glock to train at the shooting range? Maybe there is a tactical shooting course at Collapsed Valor. I have read that some private mercenaries companies offer those kind of lessons. And of course the open carry permit.
>>2950559For guns look at /k/ they got lots of pics
>>2950571We already have a shotgun, I was considering something for our personnal protection. But anyway, we can always ask /k/ what to buy for "personnal protection" or even the procedure for an open carry permit.
>>2950404>>2950408>>2950423>>2950487>>2950503>>2950559The day was spent just expanding your knowledge, and chatting it up with the qtnurse. She has the mornings off, leaving you with a 5/10 nurse in the mornings. Which you use to study on how to live in the wild, including making traps, finding tracks, building shit from wood, what berries are good to eat, and Biology for some general knowledge of animals, plants and other systems. You did the smart thing and created a social account in everything you can think of. Facebook, twitter, Instagram, snap chat, Myspace, Twitch, you tube. Too bad the name manfred_funten was taken but not manfred_fünten, there fakers don’t even put the proper spelling of your name. The accounts sit empty of course for the time being, just being there is good enough. Since you’re on your phone you checked out the bank, too see all the dosh.The amount you were expecting to see was $55k minus the 15% tax of gojewme. Was further reduced to $39,888 once in your bank account. You were mad, and you did some research and figure out the California government took the liberal to take your money for FICA jew, and as well take some for the State Tax. Worst is they send a email that reads there taking away your Neetbux. $40k richer but your source of income dried up like a raisin in the sun. Something that cheered you up was that they find the Boran guy who kidnapped you. With his cut off in a dirty alley. A gang message for his terrible performance of keeping you captured. The police didn’t come at all the first day or the second but they reared their ugly heads on the 2nd night while you were sleeping. Detective Doug came the same guy questioned you. Here to question you again.Doug “Manfred, glad to see you’re alright. I got some questions for you.”You of course answered all the questions he had about the people involved even asking about the girl you send out to get help and the other one that could talk English.Doug “The girl we couldn’t find in the warehouse, and the indonesian one well she keep calling for you. Since she say you promised her the American job including a Visa, job and the white picket fence.”Oh fuck, you did promise all that shit, will you do the right thing and help her out, or fuck her she’s a chink?Manfred “Pretty crazy.”Doug “That’s all for now, glad to see my gamble of adding a felony allowed the grand July to get you out Scot free. I caught a lot of flak for that stunt. Get well.“He said and left. Guess Doug wasn’t screwing you over, when he gave you felony charges, but helping you out.Short break within time skipCurrently 9-3-18>Spent some of that monies (Online/what?)Due to not able to leave the confines of the hospital >Help Indonesian girl (How?) >Call someone >Continue time skip>OtherCurrent HP 7/13HP Serious Wounds
>>2950586>Help Indonesian girlCan we marry and divorce to get her that green card thingy ? Or if we find her a job, she can have a temporary visa I think, maybe propose her to our brother (though our mom) as a maid. I'm sure she will be fine.If there is an ATM is the hospital I would like to retrieve $300 just in case.Also look for CONCEALED carry weapon permit in as much Counties as possible in California. Look on website of Collapsed Valor for courses proposed to public, as well as that company Heracles something.
And I really want to text to ourself>Where the fuck have you been you glow in the dark CIA niggers???!To check if anyone is monitoring our online activity
>>2950626She'll be our cabin girl. But I don't like the idea of losing our v-card to used goods. So kind of want to go with the Karl route. The cabin should be in the Tulare area which should give us a permit no problem.
>>2950636Also we could buy some guns online, from a private party using GunBroker. The only thing is we have them send to gun store where we can pick up the damn thing.Sometimes we can get deals from it check it out it's pretty cool
These are the stats I want to improve>Intelligence 3 16/20 -10 to rollsplay chess on our smartphone>Wilderness Survival 4/5watch some Bear Grylls>>2950653The point of a CCW permit is to be able to defend ourselve in the city. Also, maybe we should check for a hunting license. We can set trap but I'm not sure about using a gun.Also it would be a blank marriage to give her citizenship. But we could just find her a job. As long as she as a job she can stay on American ground I think.
>>2950671Wildness Skills and others. All that we're reading and talking will increase both Charisma and Intelligence. It will be posted at the end tho>Can we marry and divorce to get her that green card thingy ? Or if we find her a job, she can have a temporary visa I think, maybe propose her to our brother (though our mom) as a maid. I'm sure she will be fine.All possible
>>2950626I'm going to say>Help Indonesian girl with finding a job>Look up handguns in GunBroker so we don't have to wait 10 days
>>2950682>propose her to our brother (though our mom) to place her in a maid agency in NYFire and forget. We pay the trip to NY, we owe her this much at least
>>2950701This is the superior option.
>>2950690>>2950701>>2950710>Roll me 2d100-5 (EZ)
Rolled 26, 99 - 5 = 120 (2d100 - 5)>>2950712there>>2950690what kind of gun? I was thinking about a revolver since we already have a skill in that
Rolled 47, 24 = 71 (2d100)>>2950712
>>2950720>99>mfw we get John Wick gun for with a Keanu Reeves autograph for nothing
Rolled 44, 4 = 48 (2d100)>>2950712
>>2950720>>2950724>>2950734>>2950739The day started out normally with some light reading on how to make a lean to or how to make a fire with dry wood. Where you got a call from your mother.Mom “Manfred, dear have you heard the news?”Manfred “No i hadn’t what’s happening?”Mom “Christian landed a big role in a upcoming movie with Adam Sandler. He’s going to be a producer of Dreamer of Courage“Manfred “Alright, that’s great.” You don’t really keep up with movies, so you don’t know what the hell Dreamer of Courage bullshit is going to be.Mom “Just thought you wanted to know, bye bye.” She said and hang up the phone. Reading time resumed as normal and just after lunch two half spics came to see you. One looking full Hispanic while the other not at all. Taylor and Sophia, you were going to text her if she’s alright but you been busy healing.Taylor “Hey cool dude, chilling like a bean.” Sophia “I’m so glad you’re alright. Me and my sis were so worried for you.”Manfred “I’m alright, I can handle my own. I am the Downey Hero afterall.” You say impressing the ladies around. You’re not sure either it’s the painkillers or your natural social improvement, but your more in control of getting harden and have a easier time speaking like a Normie. The rest of the visit is spend easing there worries, and making them laugh with how you got out of a kidnapping. They couldn’t believe a plan that bad worked. With there goodbyes you start thinking back to the SUV niggers following you. And try searching on your phone “Where the fuck have you been you glow in the dark CIA niggers???!” to see if they have the balls to try something. They didn’t, but at least they know that you know about them.Ruby Came and you two talked together like old friends. Learning more about her, she’s scared of watching survival shows it’s like a horror movie to her. She does make a good partner to talk about what you learning, she’s seems to have expanded knowledge about loads of things that has to do with medical or just trivial stuff. You call up your mother since you think Karl is busy doing some work.Mom “Hello Manfred, what do you need?”Manfred “I was wondering if Karl can give someone I know a job?”Mom “Are you asking for a job?”Manfred “No, I’m asking for the Indonesian girl, since without her I wouldn’t be out. So I’m just wondering if Karl can give her a job as a maid or something.”Mom “Alright, I’ll go talk with him when he’s free. So kind of you to worry about others, you got a heart of gold.”While mother is doing that you look up some guns namly revolvers. There are a ton to pick from, and you got the money to spend. Cash$10Bank$39,888Cont. Big list
>>2950813What buy?J = Jacket P = Pocket L = Long Coat N = NahST = Standard VR = very reliable spr = Shots per round>Smith and Wesson .44 Magnum revolver $350+0 4d6 (.44) 6rounds J 1 spr, VR >Ruger .38 revolver $100+0 1d6+2 (.38) 6 round 1 spr J ST>Smith and Wesson ALF $150 (Can fit in your ass/pocket)-2 3d6+1(.357) 5 rounds P 1spr, ST >Smith And Wesson ``Sarge`` $200-1 3d6+1(.357) 6 rounds J 1spr, ST >357 Magnum Revolver $250+0 2D6+3 (.357) 6 round J 2spr VRModren Colt 1860+1 4d6 (.44) 6 round J 1spr VR>Geind EL-631 $500+1 4d6 (.44) 4 round J 1spr VR>Luigi-Franchi $550+3 3d6+1 (.357) 6 round L 1spr VR>HeraclesLEH-457 $650+2 4d6 (.44) 6 round J 1 spr VR>Luigi-Franchi Revolt Kaiser $1,000+2 4d6/5d6+1 (.44/30.06) 6/1 rounds J 1spr VR>Malcom $1,200+0 5d6-1 (.500 S&W) 3 rounds J 1spr VR>Colt ``Cannon`` $2,000+2 5d6 (.525 MAG) 5 rounds L 2spr VR>Smith And Wesson Rampage $5,000+2 6d6+4 (.454 Casull ) 6 rounds L 1spr VR>Revolver that shoots underwater $1,000-2 5d6 (5.56mm) 6 round L 1spr STOf course you can pick a weapon on the list, or a real weapon. Here is just a short list I made since I like my weapons.Cash$10Bank$39,888Questions about any of them, you can ask, some of course are smaller so they would be a hold out weapon. While others are big boys meant to kill as fast as possible. Good job getting that 99 on the gun rollWriting the rest of the timeskip
>>2950903>Rampage>Colt Cannon>ALF>Revolt Kaiser>Sarge>.44 Magnum revolver250 rounds of each kind
What the fuck happens with the Anons? Did they get Isekai'd
>>2951115Were waiting on him to write the rest of the timeskip.
>>2951146Don't you see he's waiting for people to vote on what guns to get or say don't buy nothing
>>2950739>>2950734>>2950710>>2951146Pick something Anons or I'll pick up everything, as being the sole voter
>>2950903>All>250 rounds each
>>2951211>>2951284>>2950938>>2951146That's two for all and 250 rounds.$15,447.5 Total $13,000 for guns$2,447.5 for ammoLeaving a cool $24,440 in the bank. Will confirm this choice unless someone say something.
>>2951310>Lock in choice
>>2951310Lock that shit in
>>2951310>>2951335>>2951342>14 Revolvers >2,000 rounds of ammo >ConfirmedAfter a good day of wasting your money for some sweet revolvers and over 100 pounds of ammo for the revolvers you rest up for the night, dreaming about how you’ll become the next Revolver Ocelot. The best character in the Metal Gear series. The next morning you call up your bossman to see how’s he doing. The phone rings and you wait until someone answers.Manfred “Hello, is this Erich?” Stacey “No, this is Stacy, Erich’s Daughter.”Stacey, that 9/10 girl you saw working on your first day.Manfred “Hello, Stacy. It’s Manfred Fünten, I used to work under your father.”Stacey “Manfred? Right, you work for a week before Downery’s Bargain Market Massacre happened which caused the whole gas station to go up in flame...Hold on, I’ll go get my father.”From her voice you really can’t tell how she’s feeling, maybe in time you could catch little things that you missed when you were a Neet.Erich “What the fuck do you want?”Manfred “Hello Erich, I was wondering how you been? Since I heard the news that your gas station was burned down. Partly my fault.Erich “Fucking shitty, insurance don’t cover my gas station fully, the fucking kikes. Don’t blame yourself it was the spics and the Coons that did it, I took down over a dozen of them before one of them firebomb the fucking gas station. Coons got it worse than I did.”Manfred “Real sorry about that,”Erich “Not to worry, I just got a early retirement, spending time with my family and have the money to move back to the old country.”Manfred “Old Country?’Erich “Poland, if you’re over there, look me up. I’ll take you out for some Roulade and beer. Got to fucking go, the pain is coming up again.”Click With the call over you go to bed sleeping until the next day. Where you resume your schedule of reading and talking with Ruby. This goes on for five days healing with each passing day. You did have a nightmare one of the nights, the reason being the night nurse didn't refill your IV of the painkillers you need. Yup it's Sunday Afternoon and you're being let go from the hospital with a clean bill of health. Weighing a total of 229 pounds and BMI of 28.6 the lowest of your adult life. The media isn’t out in full force, maybe due to the work the cops did to keep you hidden from the public eye. You say your goodbyes to Ruby with her giving her number to you.Now to pick up your arms, you’ll just have to make your way over to the gun store near you to pick up the guns along with the weapon. The only problem you have is you of course can’t carry all those guns and ammo around with you or on your bike. So you start thinking, should you call someone before heading off to your cabin trip?Cont...
>>2951310Get that bitch on lawk!
>>2951362How are you going to get the guns or storage unit items to the cabin? (Taxis or Uber don’t take the job)>Rent a car/truck/moving van>Call someone to help you (Who?)>Do trips back and forth from Storage unit to gun store. (Possibly get the police on you)>other?Call someone? (Numbers known)>Mom >Karl (Brother)>Sofia (sister)>Sophia>Taylor>Erich>Ruby>Other?>Charisma: 4 20/40 +19Something of a bore or makes people mildly uncomfortable>Casual 1 4/10 +19>Intelligence 4 15.75/40 +19.75Ranked up!>Awareness/Notice 1 .75/10 +3.75Ranked up! >Biology 3.75/5 +3.75>Botany 1 3.75/10 +3.75White and yellow kill a fallow, Blue and red good for you!>Wilderness Survival 1 2.75/10 +3.75Ranked up! Trainee Boy Scout>Woodworking 1 2.75/10 +3.75Ranked up! Bird House level>Law 1 2/10 +1Current HP 13/13HPCash$310Bank$24,340
>>2951370>Call someone to help you>Call Taylor and SophiaRuby is working, and these two are Thots without jobs. At least in Taylor case, while Sophia works nights.Also>Ride trip after we get our bike and other survival gear from the storage unit
>>2951404That's enough time for votes>Roll me 1d100-4 (Best out of 3)To talk her into using her to to unload weapons
Did you guys seriously spent 15k on guns? And not even a nice AR 15 and a good 9mm auto. Just a bunch of boomer guns. Knowing manfred he'll probably limpwrist the .44 and .525 and miss. You guys should have bought a sub2k, a shield, f92 and a few billion rounds of 9mm and 12g and it would have still taken less money than all this wheelgats.
Rolled 64 + 4 (1d100 + 4)>>2951706
Rolled 57 + 4 (1d100 + 4)>>2951706
Rolled 9 - 4 (1d100 - 4)>>2951707You could have stop it Anon. If you came sooner. But don't worry we can always buy those guns since we're heading to a gun store>>2951706
>>2951707Nice that you brought that up. Since I forgot to make recoil a thing, before the market shooting. Just increase your strength and you can shoot the other guns normally, for now your a limp wrist boy. Weapons that he bought that can be fired normally even for now. Ruger .38 Special revolver (3)+0 1d6+2 (.38) 6 round 1 ROF J STAlso writing
>>2951707>>2951709>>2951714Who better to call than the jobless Thots. You ring them up while you sit in the shade near the hospital that's location in LA. Before long Sophia answers after you tried Taylor without success.Sophia “Hello? This is Sophia speaking.”Manfred “Sophia my friend, I just got out of the hospital with a clean bill of health. I need some help.”Sophia “Sure, what do you need?”Manfred “I need a car to go pick up some stuff, before my trip to the woods.”Sophia “Oh you’re just need some help getting the tent and others up to the campsite?”Manfred “Something like that...so are you up for it?”Sophia “Sure, let me get ready and bring my lazy sister to help.”Manfred “Great see you then.”You end the call feeling pretty good about yourself. Waiting for her at the front of the hospital. You see them pull on in there Honda Civic with Sophia driving and Taylor riding shotgun looking at her phone. You hop in the car.Sophia “So just to the storage unit to pick up the stuff right?”Manfred “We’re going to go there first than taking a little detour first. There something I ordered online that I need to pick up?”Taylor “Is it the new Iphone? They sold out and you can only get them from overseas.”Manfred “Something a bit different.”You drive on to Storage Unit, get and your shit together. Your bike with the tools, and shotgun. When Taylor sees it she just say cool beans. You of course store the gun unloaded in the trunk and place the ammo in back seat with you. Following the law of the land. You of course took some clothes that fit you that were clean and unworn for many years. You even took your gaming station as it holds too many memories to be left to rot in the storage unit. Next stop on the road trip was Lancaster CA. Once given the direction and one hour later after talking with the girls and singing along to some tunes. Sophia “Why did we come here?”Taylor “To hunt some bears.” The littler sister answered to her. Manfred “Nah, I ordered some guns online, just as protection if a bear attacks.”They accept your explanation and enter the store with you and see your main man Thomas.Thomas “Hey Manfred, I was wondering when you’re going to pick up your order of 14 guns! And over 2,000 rounds of ammo.” Manfred “Thomas, thanks again buddy, you saved me some time and money by going with you guys rather than the shops down in LA.”Thomas “It’s what we do. Just need to see some ID, and the guns are all your.”Manfred “Here you go my man.” You give him the ID and he allow you to give you the guns and ammo. Still wrapped up in the boxes they came in.
>>2951770While you are there will you?>Pay Thomas back?>Buy more guns~~~~~~Some anon suggested Sub2k $400 +1 10 Rounds 2d6+1 More Range, F92 Beretta $600 +1 10 Rounds 2d6+1 2ROF VR and more rounds of 9mm 30 Cents a round and 12g 60 Cents for Buck $1.2 for slug >Nothing>To the Cabin!>Charisma: 4 20/40 +1>Casual 2 13/20 +1Current HP 13/13HP Cash$310Bank$24,140 Money owned to Thomas$520Current relationships>Taylor Relationship 6/100 +4 (Cooperative)>Sophia Relationship 11/100 +6 (Cooperative)>Ruby Relationship 10/100 +8 (Cooperative)
>>2951771>Pay Thomas backThat's the least we can do.>To the cabin We are good on firepower. Make sure to package the guns so that the girls don't see that we are a nut. Also fuck you anons for wasting our money. What is even the point of having this many revolvers?
>>2951778Anons you don't understand we got a achievement>It's high noon 15/10 revolvers boughtHIGH NOON>>2951771>Pay Thomas back>Buy the guns the Anon said 1k 9mm250 buckshot125 slugs$1,600 for that>To the cabin>Can we get the guns express time?
>>2951771>Pay Thomas back?>Nothing>To the Cabin!
>>2951778>>2951785>>2951791>Roll me 1d100 (???)
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>2951808
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>2951808> cue disgruntled bear
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>2951813>>2951811https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RETRen4oHpo
>>2951811>>2951813>>2951814Great work guys, now we can add getting molested by deepwoods murder-clowns to our list of feats.
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>2951808
>>2951811>>2951813>>2951814That's a big OOPSIE WOOPISE
>>2951820At least we're armed this time.
>>2951785I hate you so much anon, more than any nat1 I have ever seen on /qst/. At the first occasion I will sell all our guns
>>2951839I take it back. I can't hate people I spend so much time with.BUt was it really necessary to buy so many guns?
>>2951842I'll try to limit my spending next time. Maybe not necessary, but I don't know if we could have the same chance since we got that 99 roll.
>>2951845>99And it was my 99 roll... I went to bed just after because I'm a yuropoor and I don't know anything about guns. I trusted you
>>2951850It's okay, now we can line the inside of a longcoat with pistols and become westaboo punisher.
>>2951811>>2951813>>2951814>>2951817>>2951838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhAYou take the gun boxes and place them in the truck, while the ammo boxes go in the back seat with you. You pass on getting a rifle or another pistol. Even on buying more ammo for your shotgun which you only have 100 shells for. You do give Thomas the money you own him, paying him back for being a bro and you drive off. On the road, Taylor turns on the Radio and Miley Cyrus Party in the USA start blasting as you and the gang are cruising down the highway. Some clouds are gathering up in the sky as you having some fun.3 hours later of talking with the girls and getting to know them you’re almost to the cabin. It started raining and some storm clouds started to gather As you make it by car into the Hidden Falls Campground. The Campground is closed right now since it’s past 7 in the evening and could be that it really light rain outside the car. Mostly it was just lighten and some far thunder. Making the girls a bit scared but a big man will you will protect them.Taylor “We’re here. Finally” Sophia “Shouldn’t we come back tomorrow after the storm passes?” She said and turns off the car.Manfred “Nah, a little storm will never hurt anyone.”Before you start the process you think, if this is really the best time to move into the cabin, during a dry season with a dry thunderstorm raging around you?Will you?>Fuck nature, it’ll pass>Better wait out the storm in the car>To the nearest city>OtherAlso who’s your personal girl (gun) will you take with you?For (#) that’s Strength plus gun skill. Since you have 0 skill in guns save semi-auto pistols -> F92 Beretta. You’re going to be using 3 as your strength number. Every +1 it’s higher your ACC goes down by -2 and you fire it half slower every +2 higher. Also take damage to self due to recoil.So simply big gun, broken wrist. Small gun no painhttps://pastebin.com/Jj4GtRgF>Charisma: 4 23/40 +3>Casual 2 16/20 +3
>>2951855wait... I read and I read it again and it seems to be because of these "1 post by this ID" >>2951284 >>2951335>>2951860The car will act as a farraday cage as long as we stay in it. It was designed to.>Better wait out the storm in the carAnd SELL ALL GUNS (except one revolver and the shotgun)
>>2951868Don't sell them, lets start a small militia.
>>2951860Let's get us and the girls two motel rooms and then go to the cabin tomorrow morning.Also let's sell most of those dumb ass guns. If I wouldn't have been a sleep I'd have voted against this retardation
>>2951868>Selling our gunsThat's will not give us back all our money. Even if we can charisma it up. I'll say we keep them since they'll be useful in the future as we work our way up.>>2951860>Ruger .38 specialSince it's the only gun we can not limp wrist.>Better wait out the storm
>>2951877Do hotel roomDon't sell guns
>>2951876>lets start a small militiaWe don't have enough charisma to have followers. I don't even know why the girls are with us. We are gonna get that shit stolen for sure.>Better wait out the storm>Fix the cabin and cook for the girlsIt will give them a nice memory of our cabin trip>go to the nearest city>Sell our guns except one revolver>Sell our gaming stations>say farewell to the girls>go back to the cabin by bike
Dont sell the guns.
>>2951877just sell all the guns but keep a semi auto and a revolver
>>2951887That's fine with me
>>2951868>>2951877>>2951880>>2951887>>2951888>Sell>>2951876>>2951878>>2951883>>2951886>Don't>>2951887>semi autoAll the guns we have are currently 14 Revolvers 1 ShotgunI like the discussion about selling or not. But we're currently in a thunder storm during dry season. If you wanted to, as a compromise you can make sell 4 most expensive guns. Which cost 9.2k just be themselves. Or just the most expensive which was 5k.>>2951884>>2951878>Wait out storm >>2951883>>2951877>Hotel room
>>2951891sell as much guns as possible as long as we don't loose, let's say more than 20% of our initial investment
>>2951891>>2951878Like this anon said, they won't be as valuable as when we bought them. Just keep them around just in case there is a "self defense situation"
>>2951891I'm ok with any choice implying to sell guns and we should wait out the storm with their Music to reassure them.
>>2951893>sell as much guns as possible as long as we don't loose, let's say more than 20% of our initial investmentSelling guns, does take time anon. Manfred was to take the guns and see if any gun store will take them, using charisma and his business skill to get a good price on it. Also selling them on online will take time, since you got to set them up to look nice, and hope some anon out there is willing to dish out the dosh for the gun.I'm saying selling the guns currently isn't likely since most gun shops are closed. And we still need to deice if we're staying in the car or leaving. >>2951898>Imply choiceIt works I do have to go now.
>>2951896>self defense situation>carry 4 revolvers>not sure why but used all 250 ammo of each carried guns>just get outside lol>just get our other guns lol>bring back another batch of 4 revolvers from our 15 (FIFTEEN) revolvers reservejust sell them, I don't care if it takes time
>>2951891I vote motelWe can't even get the guns to the cabin, they and ammunition are just way to heavy and you can't use the car to get up there. So either we just bike up and down for days to have a way more weapons than anyone needs or we can just sell them and keep one or two. I don't care if we can get all our money back, as long as we get some back, since the guns are a giant pile of useless shit right now. We can and should keep one or two for self defense, but in what universe do you need more than two for self defense? So let's just get them to a gun shop tomorrow
I hope OP will be nice about selling them at a gun shop for a reasonable price, since two ( one post by this ID) fucked us over while most players were asleep
>>2951905The trip itself is only 5 miles, so it shouldn't take longer than half a day or full day at most.
Possible futures>Anons sell guns>Get most money back>Everything is fine>Anons sell guns>Anons want a gun in the future same one we sold>Anons cry about it costing much more than what we paid for the first time>Anons sell guns>We form a militia>Where are the guns>Anons sell guns>Buy other shit with it>Everything is fine>Anons keep guns>They're keep in storage and we move on to the next revolver is better our kill>Everything is fine>Anons keep guns>We need a big boy to take out a bear. >Bruised wrist or dead Manfred if we keep a peashooter>Bruised wrist and dead bearI lean to better safe than sorry. Also I'm American so I don't like to lose guns.
Am I correct to think yuropoors and down under are out right now?
>>2951915FIFTEEN GUNS anon FIF-TE-EN and all revolvers, not a single rifle, no car, no holster, no place to safely store them, no tactical equipment of any sort and no training
>>2951924>I'm a sucker for gunsI know this Anon. As a Californian, guns here are sold with safety lock on trigger, safety lock through the slide.
>>2951915I want to >Sell all the fucking revolvers except for 1 or 2 >Buy a Sub2k for long range,F92 for inawoods carry,M&P Shield in case the beaners come again, shitload of 9mm, 12g 00 buckshot and slugs for hunting.>Sub2k and F92 shares magazine(15+1 or 10+1 for balancing purposes), all 3 of the auto shares 9mm which reduce logistics and cost by a LOT>Now we can open carry, conceal carry, go hunt, have a concealable (folding) carbine for medium range engagements in backpack.>All this for less than half the prices for all the wheelgatsI can't believe I had to channel my inner /k/ this much because some anon got a hardon for revolvers.I really wouldn't have cared if you guys only bought a .357. B-but you anons drove me to this.
>came back and we now have 15 revolvers What the fuck? Why do we need 15 revolvers? I mean it's cool we got the achievement but what the fuck?But anyways, I say we bike up the path with as many guns as we can carry, taking the best guns with us. We shouldn't sell the other guns; we could probably get a refund since we just bought them.
>>2952006>We have 15 revolversTechnical we only have 14 since we never got our LeMat back
>>2951999Nah Anon. I will buy that shit you listed, but don't sell our funs. We already spent the money on them, we're just going to throwing more money out the window with no guns to show for it.
>>2950653I believe you mean acquire wizarddom
Rolled 1 (1d3)
Where is my freedom loving Americans at?
>>2952641QM can you give us some pictures of the guns?
>>2951915>Manfred gets Isekai'd>Manfred Becomes a GunSlinger>Manfred Marries a Dwarf/Multiple Wives
>>2953594Baby steps my child. These fools can’t decide whether to buy 15 guns or be reasonable. We’re a long way off from getting isekai’d and unfortunately even further from a dwarf wife/multiple wives
>>2953817>>2953594>Dwarf WifeIs this a forced meme?
>>2951999>Sub2k and F92I like your approach>Sell all the fucking revolvers except for 1 or 2 but as long as someone support selling gun I support anyway
>>2954154Why not keep them? Once we're proficient enough with firearms, we could use some of the less-stellar ones to teach with ourselves. Gain some stats, make some cash.
>>2954175>Why not keep them?because we need money to train, to rent a place, to buy food, to buy equipment, to eat, to dress, to travel, to buy licences...
>>2954179But selling them if OP goes by most game logic we'll be selling them 50% of what we bought them for. Or however he deals with selling items. NVM California a commie state with bullshit gun laws that will fuck us over one more or another
>>2954124>Is this a force meme?Yes, the running gag of the quest where one Anon wants a manlet dwarf gf with more hair then pussy between her legs.
>>2954268Or we could just refund them and get all our money back.
I feel like there's 2 crews going on in this quest:1 that's absolute bottom tier trashfeeder mouthbreathing tards that are choosing retarded shit like spending time with girls doing sandcastles in enemy territory and buying one revolver for each finger.2 people that actually want to do something with the quest.
>>2954325>I feel like there's 2 crews going on in this quest>1 Dwarf wife aficionados>2 PlebsFtfy
>>2954325don't take it too seriously anon, it's the secret to enjoy itYou could consider your opposite crew as the quest enemy and try to repair the damage they have done.except that my enemy team seems to live on the same time zone as OP
Anyone else think that we should invest in nintendo stock before the whole Bowsette thing hits?
>>2954325>Other people like different things than me, so they’re wrong
>>2954312>RefundAnon I... Most of the time you can't refund privately traded guns. If you take a look at GunBroker
W H Y
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>>2955170>>2955174>>2955180>>2955184Are you ok there anon?
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>>2955193Can you come up with a discussion, rather than one word posts anon>Tfw no moth gf
>>2955219IM SICK OF WAITING.
>>2955219WHY MUST WAIT FOR FOUR HOURS FOR ONE MESSAGE?!
>>2955225Calm down nigga
>>2955235WHY MUST I WAIT.
I'm back, not because of the spam, but because I really have some free time after 36 hours of sleep and work.I had time to think about the gun problem. So someone give me a roll of 14d100. High numbers are good for gun sell people, low numbers are good for gun keep people. Fairest way to deal with it, also doesn't happen all of a sudden, but will come into play later on depending of choices made by players.If you didn't get the numbers you want, don't feel bad since there are always more than one option. Taking the first roll of course.I could have done this in the background, but this work better. And after this I'll post a update.
Rolled 82, 76, 47, 64, 68, 1, 63, 8, 21, 44, 71, 8, 56, 20 = 629 (14d100)>>2955264
Rolled 54, 23, 9, 89, 8, 67, 80, 36, 21, 23, 73, 53, 17, 45 = 598 (14d100)>>2955264
You get your ass out the car to make sure the guns are alright. When you lift the trunk door it's like seeing newborn babies at the hospital nursery. Some big, some small, some weird looking, and others well, They're already doing more than all the babies together. Looking over the guns you feel like your being teared in two directions one over buyer remorse and the other a connection to the guns you bought. 15 guns lay in the trunk, 14 of them being revolvers and 1 of them being a shotgun, all wanting to be touched and used by your weak soft hands, that will soon break under their recoil. Only the, runt of them the Ruger .38 special can be the soft egg that you can wield in your soft hands. While all the rest are beyond your level of skill at the moment, but that doesn't have to be the case, you can just keep them all and throw away the idea of selling them and keep them until you get stronger and better at handling firearms. Or try to sell them all, hope that the sellers will buy them back, at try to get some of the money back you spent on the guns. The issue of guns is driving you mad, since they all have use, maybe not the gun that shoot underwater, like what's the chances you'll go water hunting or JAWS will be coming for you ass. But the chance of having it if such a situation does come up, it'll save your bacon rather than be empty handed. You'll so busy that you just told the girls to stay put in the car while you think the issue with the plans through. Selling them will take time, you'll have to go down to gun stores and talk them into buying a “used” good in there minds. Haggling over the price, getting every little penny out of it before they 360 degree turn around and sell it at higher marked up price which they could have pay you. Or have to deal with the problem of selling them online, where either the people bid up the price to something close to what you bought it or, of just buy it now to fit in the collection they're after. But then again the downside will be the bids drying up, forcing to sell the gun at a fucking lower price and having to deal with it. Or the third option, signing up for a gun show where people will know your face and put up a shop selling the guns you bought. Or figure out which guns can be returned, and get all of your money back minus shipping cost. "Manfred…" But what if you raise up a militia they'll need some guns and what then, they'll be no "Manfred" Guns to give around, and the ammo pretty shit since it can't be given back Manfred! It's not refunded and the guns you'll have to check… "MANFRED!"
>>2955300Your train of thought was broken with the a window shattering next to you. Also the roar of a bear as he shake the car around his claws trying to make his way to you. Your mental discussion of either or not to sell the guns or not while being far away from any gun stores and without a gun auction ready was driven you to tunnel vision. You fucking forgot to get a fucking gun out of the fucking 15 in the fucking trunk. In the end you didn't take anything back inside the car, and a bear will eat you alive along with the girls.Now a fucking brown colored bear wants to eat your ass? How are you doing to get out if this one? >Shoot his ass (Get out car, get gun, load it, then shoot it. While the bear can claw your ass outside)>Drive! (Yell at Sophia to get the car going)>Scare the bear off (How?)>Hunker down in car (The car will leave after a while right?)>OtherThe girls are currently are in panicking mode and not being useful in the current situation, which doesn't help you.
>>2955305>Call the cops
>>2955300>put more holes in that bear than swiss cheese
>>2955345>Swiss Cheese>Without a gun
>>2955305Get our shotgun and burn near into swiss cheese
>>2955368>>2955345>Anons not fucking reading we're going to be clawed up by standing outside the car
>>2955334>>2955345>>2955368>Roll me 1d100 (???)
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>2955403SighI tried
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>2955403Hopefully saving the day
>>2955441And save the day I did. Only that nat 100 beats this.
>>2955446Vote Anon, vote so something that don't kill us
>>2955449I thought it was too late?
>>2955305>Drive! (Yell at Sophia to get the car going)
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>2955403
>>2955432>>2955441>>2955470Well if it's easy difficulty nice 90, medium good 71, hard will be 59. If OP is going sadistic mode my 35 will be used.
Y'know how fat, isolated NEETs get isekai'd with cheat powers and shit?What if, because we're getting our life together and putting in work to improve ourselves, thus abandoning NEETdom, we're isekai'd as some random schmuck farmer with no special abilities?
>>2955556Do we get a dwarf wife though?
>>2955432>>2955441>>2955470>>2955570>>2955556>Y'know how fat, isolated NEETs get isekai'd with cheat powers and shit?Getting powers while you don't deserve it Can't be giving spoilers out.Someone roll me 3d6 for damage since you were able to shoot the bear
Rolled 3, 2, 2 = 7 (3d6)>>2955585
Rolled 5, 6, 2 = 13 (3d6)>>2955585nice!blam blam shoot shoot
Rolled 5, 1, 6 = 12 (3d6)>>2955585
>>2955586>>2955630>>2955631You don’t have time to spare, you gotta get that bear away from the car before it kills you or any of the girls. Which means putting yourself in harms way so be it. You open up a box 12 gauge buckshot load it in your pocket of your jacket and yell at Sophia to pop open the trunk of the car, Which she does after you yell at her for a bit. Once the truck was open, you sprung into action getting two shells in your left hand while the other opens the door. You wait until the bear is preparing its next charge and blot out the door. Round the corner of the car in record speed as you pick up the gun and shove a shell through the port load and engage the action forward. As you put the 2nd shell inside the gun the bear charges at you taking a wide swing at you, which you quickly jump back to avoid. With that close call, you aim at the bear pointblank and fire at it, not the best shot be enough to do some work. It doesn't go down like you expected, it does turn tail and run away You quickly pump the gun and take another shot before the bear disappear into the dark woods. Be saying aiming from the hip and being the very second time you fired it, it goes wide, as the bear disappeared in the dark forest. Manfred “Fuck off you faggot Bear!” You yell at the dumb animal, feeling quite smug with yourself. You load the rest of the shells in case another animal comes back and head back inside the car. While loading you felt a dull pulsing pain crept up your chest which you thought was the adrenaline leaving you system, it wasn’t until you open the door of the back you saw crimson blood flowing freely down your jacket. As it bleeds through your clothing, thick bloods of it falls down like raindrops on the ground. That dodge wasn’t enough to completely be out of harm's way. >Roll me 1d10 to not pass out from shock
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>2955661Fuck
>>2955661fuuuk, I feel this is a 1d100
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>2955661
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>2955661Ok, maybe we don't suck this time.
>>2955674>>2955677>>2955678Being the guy you are, you’re not irk by blood, but what’s really bothering you is the blood is coming from you.And it don’t stop by itself anytime soon on it’s own. You kind of need some medical attention, the sooner the better. The dull pulsing pain of it is increasing in intensity with every second, as you grit your teeth and decide what to do next. The girls did calm down a bit after the bear fled, but they still didn’t see your condition as they watch the forest as you stand at the door of the back. What do?>First Aid (Do it yourself or someone else help?)>Self check out of wound>Drive! (To Hospital) >Just a flesh wound (Nothing)>Other Current HPHP Unknown/13
>>2955691First aid, get girls to help.
>>2955691>Drive! (To Hospital) Dunno friends, a bear wound ain't gonna fix itself with a bandaid
>>2955691>First aid girls better help out>Drive!
we should keep all the guns
>>2955691>Shoot self in the head with all your guns at the same time.
>>2955712To far from being depressed to do that. Also you need to build a machine to pull all the triggers at the same time for that to work>>2955692>>2955696>>2955701>Git me rolls 1d100 Best out of 3 (DC 70)
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>2955726
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>2955726
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>2955726>fly you fools
>>2955727>>2955731>>2955732What a car crash
>>2955735flip a coin for if sophia or taylor dead I'm hoping it's Taylor COOL BEANS, BITCH
>>2955727>>2955731>>2955732That's even worst than the luck roll that led up to this. Still got the same max 22 like the last one.>>2955736 >Cool beans indeedWriting.
>>2955744doubles bonus, or doubles malus?
>>2955746This is the first time, that a double malus happens. Making this extra spicy beans
>>2955757QM has got to have his fun too. We can't be winning all the time.
I see now... Getting all that revolvers instead of protections, bear repellant, a better car, or even a proximity radar reallly did save our ass.I'm glad we bought 15 (FIFTEEN) guns with only one we can use but ended up using the shotgun we already have.
>>2955773BIG IRON ON HIS HIIIIIIIIIP~
>>2955773The thing about it, was anons picked the hardest choice, even through there was much simpler choices. But then again no guts no glory. Am I right? Nah, I had a small outline rewrites for each choice.Anons also never picked a gun as there personal carry, one anon did. But he didn't get support, since selling guns or not was on the mind
>Girls give you first aid>Drive!Manfred “Someone fucking patch me up, I’m bleeding out!” You yell to the girls and lay down in the back of the car. And throwing Sophia the first aid kit you have at hand, while you try to keep the pain under control. As with each passing second, it increase in intensity, ten seconds passed, then another ten. The pain would soon become unbearable. You can only grit your teeth as Sophia pour the alcohol over your open wounds as she strip the clothes off you and hand them to Taylor. She puts the medical bandage and places your hand on top to stop the wound from bleeding as you lay trying to stay awake as they shove your legs inside the car and close the door. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wffIdh0CZWsYou can only stare out the car window as the car drives by the world. Your ears are filled with the sound of static as the radio is left on with noone starting it off. The girls are yelling, screaming at each other, but they make no noise, as the only thing going through your head is the static of the radio. As it buzz it’s way into your ears into your very mind, thunder was heard as your face was soaked from the rain pouring through the open window as your chest and back seat filled with your blood, straining both your clothes, the car interior and the ammo boxes stored along with you. The static stops for a moment, with the screening of the tires and then just darkness fill your vision.
>>2955777I'm still having fun OPNow I want ourselve a drone with thermal mapping and radar alert to get a videogame minimap at all time. And if possible, the thermal camera and radar should be removable for personnal use
>>2955783For what seems like mere moments before fading into your room back home in Downey with your mother you just finished winning against a game with some scrubs at League of Leagues. They couldn’t have known about the OP stat of rushing mid every time, everyday you educate them in the finer mechanics of the game. After a successful game, you were ready for your reward fap to some of your anime titties as you browse through your files to find something that suits your needs. Manfred “Yuri nah, Yaoi...get the gay shit away, Netorare nope, Monster Girl x Human Male, better but not at the moment, Omorashi…”knock knockWhile browning your fucking mother was to come to your room at the worst fucking time. That bitch, she always want you to go outside and “make friends” You already got tons of online friends and your waifu what more does that bitch want? Mom “Manfred, I bought you some chicken tenders, I wasn’t sure when you woke up, hope you didn’t get hungry.” She sand as she place them next to you on your dirty desk on top of the pile of plates you eat the tendies out of. Looking it over your mouth waters prepare to eat them down like a good boy. But you notice something wrong.Manfred “Where is the Ranch!”Mom “Manfred, I’m sorry I had a hard day at-”Manfred “WHERE IS THE FUCKING RANCH!”Mom “Man-”Manfred “FUCKING ROASTIE! GIT ME MY RANCH YOU CUM SWALLOWING WHORE!” That bitch didn’t have the decency to go straight away as she stare at your handsome form from the door frame.Manfred “REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”You start reeee at the highest pitch you can muster from the bottom of your lungs, before long she fucking get the idea and left. As you wait for her roastie ass you can enjoy some culture from your selection you spent years making. Currently 10PM what do?>Watch Anime>Buy a sex doll>Buy a flesh-light>Shit Post on 4chan>Search up new porn material>Fap to Hentai>Play a A0 rated game>Play a online game>Sleep>>2955784I'm having tons of fun, watching anons choices fuck up or help out Manfred greatly
>>2955785>Search up new porn material>Dwarves(Female Tag)
>>2955785>Cum Inflation, Guro
>>2955785>Shit Post on 4chan"how to make it" in /biz/
>>2955785>Use your new revolver to hit your prostate while you teach this onahole who's boss.
>>2955785>Buy a sex doll
>>2955790>>2955791>>2955797>>2955799>>2955803>>2955804Alright >Roll me 1d100 (Best out of 3)
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>2955811
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>2955811
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>2955811I don't really get it
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>2955811
>>2955812>>2955813>>2955814>>2955815First and foremost the current porn material that you have don’t cut it. You need some varies something to get your rocks off. Something different before the porn cycle begins anew, You search up you favorite website of EHentai, and put the following terms in the search bar. “Dwarves, female” With a click of a button you’re porn material is loaded up and ready to be looked at and saved. You goes through the task of saving pic of material you see, doesn’t fucking matter what it is, you needed all the pics, comics, anything. While doing that your bitch of the mother comes with the ranch.Manfred “Fucking finally, bitch!”Mom “You’re welcome.” The words her whore mouth came up with. As you dip your fucking cool tendies in the ranch. While eating your mother couldn’t keep her music to herself as she blast the fucking shitty band Evanescence. Forcing to take your big boy self to slam the door, as you put on some music for culture people on your speakers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYGpGtWPfbkWhile saving some Dwarf porn, the thought of getting Guro, Cum Inflation. But you quickly dismissed that after a quick search showing you, you have that shit in your folders already. You make a shit thread on /biz/ talking about how you’re fucking brother neck himself after losing all his money in bit-cash, dropping your wallet with the post so some stupid faggot waste their money on the shitty story you made up. Maybe if some faggot does give you something you can buy a sexdoll with it.Tendies were eaten, seaman was stained on your clothes, a new folder in your computer, over a 1GB of Dwarves including male and females since you were so production more than your wage slave mother and a shit-thread made and ran off the board by the end of the night. Another good day of work under your belt as you take a pee bottle and filled that shit to the top, and cap it up not cleaning the overflow juices, as you throw yourself on the bed. Sleeping as the sun comes up.Mom “Time to rise and shine son.”Was what woke you up from your sleep. As you rub the sleep out of your eyes you yell at the bitch for waking you up from a dream with your waifu.Manfred “Fucking bitch make me some tendies.” But when you looked around you didn’t see your mother and the door was still closed. Whore learned her lesson. You got up from the bed and sat back down on the computer ready for another day of fine work to be had.Currently 8PM what do?>Watch Anime>Buy a sex doll>Buy a flesh-light>Shit Post on 4chan>Search up new porn material>Fap to Hentai>Play a A0 rated game>Play a online game>Sleep
>>2955826*for cultured people
>>2955826>>Buy a sex doll>Buy a dwarf sex dox>Extra Hairy
>>2955826>Do it all again
>>2955826>[other] try to wake up from comaget out of house and do things you have never donecommunicate with your hypnotherapist through /x/
>>2955826>Why is mom a bear... and so good looking? Dayum!
>>2955833>communicate with your hypnotherapist through /x/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW6HmD8WL9YWAKE UP
and just before waking up write a piece of paper saying "I'm sorry mom, you are the best mom ever. I will make you proud."
>>2955833>>2955844>>2955846>>2955848>>2955851https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM>Roll me 1d100 (???)
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>2955856
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>2955856meh
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>2955856>fuck up roll and end up in coma>have to do another roll to undo the fuckery
>>2955862https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wauzrPn0cfgWAAAAAAKE UUUPI call our lucky stat as bonus
Proposition of a todo list once we wake up>chat with nurse Ruby to learn about medical stuff>post OK sign on twitter with our coma wrist band (no face but ID)>prepare another post to be poster in 24h about a possible "killing bear gun" auction>register on online selling gun website and prepare to fill up the procedure to auction all your revolver except the one you can use>order a holster for the gun you can use>register for concealed carry permit in all Californian counties>enlist on a training course at Collapsed Valor/Heracles Corp on how to use revolver and shotgun>get to Downey storage unit with your bike>sell all your Downey furniture online or maybe Sophia can take care of it>sell all your game related stuff at a pawnshop using bike as transport>gather all valuable jewellry and sentimental stuff from mom and send it to her>be sure the Downey storage unit is empty befire leaving with bike, shotgun, 1 (ONE) revolver and tools>rent cheap motel
>>2955873i like this, but since there often is only a couple of votes/timzone run it prob will never happen
>>2955873>>register on online selling gun website and prepare to fill up the procedure to auction all your revolver except the one you can useNah>order a holster for the gun you can useWhy not a bandolier to hold all our guns with?And you're spelling it wrong, it's Downery.
>>2955878>Nahlook, I didn't lock the choice to "sell gun" just prepared the terrainthere would still be a vote once get to decide which auction to activate>>2955878>Why not a bandolierbecause in California there is no Open Carry, we will get arrested
>>2955859>>2955860>>2955862For some reason, hearing your mother, but not seeing her or her answering you creep you out a bit. And it’s not from being hungry or thirsty since you have the Dew to cover that. Maybe it’s time to do something different from the normal boards you look at. Maybe trying that /x/ to get the scares going. You sit on the computer, and take it off the sleep mode it was on and look through /x/. Looking through it you now understanding why you never look through the board. It’s filled with shit, Religion is for normies, Am I a NPC? How to summon a demon. Are we NPCs in the matrix? After some searching you find a thread that just filled with anons that say “wake up” The opening post with a picture of the words and the OP of being just the two words. With every line after that being wake up with slight changes. Like wake up faggot, wake up nigger, wake up anon, wake up and smell the ashes, wake up your waifu is waiting. Too fucking strange for you as you shut down your computer. Your plams are a bit sweaty as you clear the boxes out the window and see that it’s morning time. Your mother should be awake by now at work. Maybe a walk will be good for you. As you get up from the chair and put on your jacket and head out the door.The fucking spics outside smell like weed and cat call you, which you pay no mind to as you soak up the sun rays, on your pale skin. You feel slight better, now that you clear your head a bit, but thinking back to that thread, is making you nervous. Currently 10AM what do?What do?>Go home>Store some coke>Keep walking>Fap in a alleyway>Find a big tittie gf
>>2955881>>Find a big tittie gf>Find a big tittie _dwarf_ gf
>>2955881>>Fap in a alleyway>Those dogs are rolling around in spaghet together... that'll do.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>2955881>[other] try to wake up from coma>chat with the spics and challenge them>eliminate the embodiement of the fear that is keeping you from waking up
>>2955886>>2955881+1Wholesome quest you got here QM
>>2955886ill switch to this
>>2955880>because in California there is no Open Carry, we will get arrestedHow do people live there?
>>2955886>>2955888>>2955891>>2955883>>2955884>No big tittie gf>[other] try to wake up from coma>chat with the spics and challenge them>eliminate the embodiement of the fear that is keeping you from waking upRoll me 1d100+5 (???)
Rolled 53 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2955894
>>2955892with concealed carry weapon licence (which mean one revolver or a short barrel shotgun or a sub2k), except in the San Francisco areasee >>2950626>>2955894already rolled >>2955886
Rolled 52 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2955894
Rolled 57 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2955894
>>2955895>>2955897>>2955899We can't do anything right
>>2955903We don't do anything wrong
>>2955903>We looked at dwarf nsfw effectively though.
>>2955905I'm going to ask our hypnotherapist to make us ignore all thoughts concerning dwarves
>>2955906Watch us crit fail, and dwarves are the only thing we can think about.
>>2955895>>2955896>>2955897>>2955899https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0Time to be either let your balls drop against the spics or get fed a lead salad by them. You’re greasy unwashed body, clothes filled with cum stains of months old, your hair with enough grease to be burn up in a second by a open flame. Hands crusty and sticky from your recent session. Skin browned over years of dirt and sweat was ready to take on the spics that terrorize your neighborhood for far too long. You march on over to them as they listen to some of those Spanish beats, and smoke the weed and hoe out in the front of house. You yelled at them, and open slapped one of them across the face causing the smoke in his mouth to fly out.Manfred “Fuck you wetbacks go back to Mexico.”Carlos “Hijo de puta.” Was all that he responded with before taking out a 9mm gun and blasting you twice in the chest. Manfred “Go...back…to...Mexico.” Was you last words you mutter as everything went to back.You’re vision was black for a long while, before you gather up the strength to open your eyelids. Everything was bright, and white. Is this Heaven?Was all you can think off as you hear the compassion of air to the right, as you lay in bed with all the energy drained out of you. You let your eyes rest for a bit until a nurse 5/10 Hispanic started grabbing at your dick, as your eye her pretending to be asleep. She was working on it with a wet sponge and with touch each droplet that stick to the shaft was better than the last. The cleaning didn't last long, as your dick got hard. Alarming the nurse, as she stopped went away ruining your day so far.
>>2955924You were struck in bed, wondering what the fuck was happening, as you tried to move you find your limbs unable to. The nurse was back, sadly she didn’t resume she just left a old white doctor in her place. He didn’t even talk to you as he shine a light in your eyes.Doctor “Hello there Manfred, Sorry about that was checking to see you were awake.”Manfred “...”You tried to speak but found out you couldn’t, as panic began setting in of the unknown. What happened with the bear? What happened with your guns? What the fuck happened to selling them! Also what about the girls, there kinda important. Doctor “Not to worry, Manfred. You’re alright, we’re in Kaiser Permanente hospital in Bakersfield California.”Johnson “I’m Doctor Johnson, and you suffered from a nasty blow to the head, which made us induced a medical coma.”Johnson “You’re friends, are alright, just a broken arm and a nasty headache. You on the other hand, were maul by a bear and suffered from a car crash without a seatbelt.“Johnson “You should be getting movement soon, just rest up and here you go a button if you need a nurse.” He said and can only imply he placed a button in your hand. Johnson “I’ll be back later to check up on you.” He said and took his leave.Manfred “..”What do?>Sleep>MOVE!
>>2955925>>SleepForce induce another Coma, this can't be how Manfred ends up
>>2955924thank you mexico
>>2955925>MOVE!Nah, im good.
We made it!I hope next time we ge tback to dreamland, our bitcoin account will worth a lot more.>>2955925do a sign with your hands suggesting you want to something to writeI believe with a tube in our throat
>>2955925>MOVE!What happened>Get out of hospital>Load guns funs>Shoot bear>Crash>Same day out of hospital back in hospitalIs the hospital Manfred's favorite ride to go on?
>>2955928>>2955930Anons, we probably have undergone a tracheal intubation. If you move to much you are going to fuck shit up and the nurse will have to administrate sedatives.I know you want to panic right now, but for having witnessed a close relative wake up from that sort of coma, you don't want to move. Trust me, those restraints are your best friends.
>>2955931Alright changing to >press buttonGet the nurse to take out the tube
>>2955926>>2955932I change my vote to sleep if nobody is voting for asking something to write on
>>2955926>>2955932>>2955934Anons picking sleep when in America each day in the hospital is more money
>>2955935If you "MOVE" and appear to panick she will administrate sedative and you will sleep anyway. Anyway, you will have to endure at least 12h awake with the tube for them to decide to remove it.Imagine they remove it and you go back in coma. That's what they want to avoid.At least if we ask for something to write we can inquire ourselves about more precise details, make precise demands and also prove that we are fully awake.
>>2955937Now that you explain it, I support the vote to get something to write on.Also want to say quite a turn of events, and looking up bears in California. There no grizzly bears in California, so that bear we saw that was brown was a black bear. Which it says we can scare away easy while grizzly bears you have to play die
are you impressed OP ? I can see clearly in your game
>>2955939I'm impressed by the medical knowledge you hold.>>2955938Good job anon, you solved the puzzle. I never said it was a grizzly bear or black bear, just a brown colored bear on purpose. Get that wisdom up and more clues will show up.I car honk would have done the trick
>>2955926>>2955927>>2955928>>2955932>>2955937I'm going with "Sleep">Roll me 1d100 (EZ)For the quality of rest (Best out of 3)
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>2955943
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>2955943Best Quality rest, is sleeping with dwarves of course.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>2955943is this another doubles malus
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>2955944>>2955945this thread is now about : how to succeed with our knowledge and prepardness against bad rolls and dwarves trolls
>>2955949Its ok we rolled a 99 w..we..will be ok right? No Goblins.
>>2955949I do like giving context clues in my writing. I wonder if anons read them or just skip over them without realizing it's useful.>>2955944>>2955945>>2955947>36 DUBS>99 Writing
>be Manfred Fünten>live>die>live againwhat are the chances we created a cult with our legend of immortality?I hope we can use our smartphone to check /pol/
>>2955944>>2955945>>2955947>>2955949Of course you go to sleep, you just woke up from a coma, which means you need to let your mind heal with the power of sleep. Can’t beat a good night sleep, you just close your eyes let your mind drift to sleep. It’s comforting, how easy you can let go and be in a world that your mind makes up on it’s own. You find yourself at the foot of the mountainside, the mountains have bellows of smoke rising from them. Around you are a forest that has been chopped down, the stumps being the only thing showing this used to be wooded lands. You are alone with the sun shining down on you, there is a road leading to the mountains that you didn’t notice until now. Your feeling a bit nausea being out in the sun, and feel if it’s better to be inside the mountain safe from sun rays. You hear some birds fly out of the trees from behind and hear some bushes rustling in the wind.You start making the walk to them, taking notice of the rail-track that lead alongside the stone road. On the rails are iron carts filled to the brim with wood evenly stack and tied down with chains, as they slowly make their way on their own down the slight downhill path to the mountain base. From a distance you can see huge statues carved on the mountain itself. You can’t make out the details themselves, but you got a good guess what they are. You keep on the path, wondering where is everyone did they go out drinking, is today a holiday? You do not know, as you feel exposed and naked outside. You pick up the pace and make it to huge stone double set doors. They are slightly ajar, as you make your way closer to the doors you see the statues overlooking the passageway with bearded statues with a hammer and the other with a Axe. At this close of the Mountain home you see statues of more bearded people lining up the road, each colored in bright colors. You call out to see if there is anyone, nearby, as the road had been a lonely one so far.Manfred “Hello, is anyone there?”Male Voice “Someone out there? Come inside, quickly! It’s dangerous out there!” They yelled from inside, with worry in there voice. Manfred “I’m coming, what’s the danger!” You said worried now, as you look around you, you hurried up inside the stone fortress. Male Voice “The elves are coming, come quickly! We got to close the gate!” He yelled at you as you sped up and ran through the gap in the door to see a bearded man, short with white hair and beard, blue coat, black boots, and a red hat that fits tightly around the head and pointy ears. Manfred “Who are you?”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMWosnan4okGnome “Ho ho ho ha ha, ho ho ho he ha. Hello there, old chum. I’m gnot an elf. I’m gnot a goblin. I’m a gnome. And you’ve been, GNOMED”
>>2955980Before you can even question it, a arrow pierces through his skull, his body falls dead in front of you. Looking behind you see a very tall Elf female. Slender, good hips, crystal blue eyes, blonde hair, nice breasts. 10/10 Aryan girl. Elf “Death to all Dwarves and Gnomes!” She yelled before piercing your chest, as you look down on your double braided beard get cut apart as you bleed out and fall over dead. In a instant you feel the pain the terror, it’s unending. It’s unbearable the worst thing you experience. Your eyes shot open as your whole world shakes around, a old white man with a beard growing out faster than you can believe it. The same person from your dreams out to kill you again. Before you can get away you stab you with something that worms it’s way inside, as you feel in a deep slumber. You wake up surrounded by wilderness all around you. Birds are singing, animals are walking by you, as you feel some hunger and you pick some berries that are sweet and tasty. You get some fruits from the tree and taste there sweet juices. As you find a tree to hang out in, even making a home from within the treetop using wood that mother nature was provided for you. Just relaxing and taking it easy something you didn’t do in a long time. Before you know it you fell asleep in bed and wake up back in the hospital, and you see Mom snoring away on your bedside. Such a silly Mom your whole body has to be on the bed to sleep on it.What do?>Sleep?>Talk?>Move?>Check out of hospital?>Other
>>2955982-try to speak-make happy face-if you can't speak make sign that you want something to write on"im well""lov u mom""no cry"
>>2955994oh and also if she can be reached, squeez her hand very gently and lovingly and if we can speak, say this instead of writting >>2955994Already said what I wanted to do >>2955873
timeskip to wheneverwhatever
>>2955982Fuck the gnome>>2955994>>2955997+1
If you wonder how to make happy face with a tube in your throat I can give you some hint :>do not frown your brows>do not plea with your eyes>when you cough do not make a sobbing noise like you want to die>>2955942I have no medical knowledge, just experience in that situation
>>2955983>>2955994>>2955998>>2956003>Roll me 1d100 (Best out of 3)
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>2956006
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>2956006
>>2955982>Sleep>We must avenge our fallen Gnome brother and kill the Elves!!
I think we took all precaution we could before that roll, so I wonder what can go wrong. But just in case, stay calm and do not try to wave your arms all over the place or you will mess with your IV.
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>2956006
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>2956006
>>2956007>>2956008>>2956010>>2956012>>2956013Your eyes fall on Mommy, she must have been waiting for you to wake up for who knows how long. The dreams you had back home while you were in the coma, were all just a reflective of what type of Neet you were. A angry Neet that hated the world for what it did at you, and you lash out on your mother for countless years, before you decide to change for the better. You may have not been a good son, for her. But it’s never too late to be a better person than you were yesterday. You first test to check if the tube was down your throat by slightly biting, when it meant no resistance you were glad you can breath on your own. It’ll make the next part of this easier, as you slowly and carefully move your right hand to you’re Mother hand. You squeeze it very gently and lovingly, trying to slowly wake her up from her slumber.Mom “W-what. Who’s there?” As she slowly wakes and look around seeing no one but you beside her, she looks down at her hand as you began to speak words from the heart, as you smile at her. Manfred “I love you mom. I’m well, no need to cry.”Your throat was dry, it hurts a bit when you speak, but you were able to do it without any coughing, without loud and clear enough for her to hear it.She starts hugging you, and crying, you brush her hair with your hand for as long as she needs it. The rest of the day is spent recovering, drinking fluids, eating liquids, and getting used to walking after 11 days of being in a coma. It hasn’t been that long, so you’re fit to go from the hospital at night. Also you’re down to 215 pounds, making you still in slightly overweight for the first time in years. You’re slimer and feel as light as a feather. A few pounds away from being a healthy weight, or you can start lifting and turn that few pounds of fat into muscle. But before you can go in your wheelchair your Mom goes to the restroom and a guy named Jack, talks with you about your hospital bill.Jack “Manfred, great to see you better. Just one thing I got to talk about real quickly. Your bill.”Manfred “Does my insurance cover it?”Jack “No, so how will you be paying the $18k you own us today?”Manfred “$18,000? For less than 2 weeks?”Jack “Yes sir, $1,500 for the ER visit, another $1,500 for each day you had to take up a room with the machine to keep you alive.”You look at him with disbelief.Jack “Not to worry sir. You can pay the bill in full right now, pay $1,750 on a monthly basis for a full year, or pay $3,250 each month for half a year. The choice is up to you, so what will it be Mister Fünten?”
>>2956032Currently 6PM 9-12-18>Pay in full?>Go with the half year plan?>Go with the year plan?>OtherAlso what will you do now that you’re out with a clean bill of health. Still needing a day or two to get back to your normal self?>Eat Dinner? >Learn something new?>Review/Read>Read>Exercise>Watch Anime>Fap >Sleep >Something else?HP 13/13Cash$310Bank$24,140>Willpower 5 5/50 +1>Wisdom: 3 18/20 +4.25>Charisma: 4 22/40 +2>Casual 2 15/20 +2>Dexterity: 3 7/20 +1>Shotgun 1/5 +1>Taylor Relationship 20/100 +14 (Favorable)>Sophia Relationship 25/100 +14 (Favorable)I'm getting good at writing updates, faster.
>>2956033>Threaten him with the revolver you've been conceal-carrying in your ass
>>2956033>Pay in full
>>2956033>Go with the half year planwe have $24,140 in our account but I would feel a bit naked with so much outAlso>who visited us during our comaWhen we are out of bed>walk around with mom in a wheelchair and try to calm her>try to know if Sophia and Taylor are well and say sorry(maybe present them to mom and share a lunch in the cafetaria of the hospital)>exercise a little to make that two days wait just one day When we are in the bed>check /pol/ about what they tell about us>post OK sign on twitter with our coma wrist band (no face but ID)>prepare another post to be poster in 24h about a possible "killing bear gun" auction>register on online selling gun website and prepare to fill up the procedure to auction all your revolver except the one you can use>order a holster for the gun you can use>register for concealed carry permit in all Californian counties>enlist on a training course at Collapsed Valor/Heracles Corp on how to use revolver and shotgun
>>2956033>Pay in fullPlans are for faggots who bite off nore than they can chew.>Read some book about surviving innawoods, like hunting, skinning deers or useful plantsHow goes the guns, we sold them yet? I'm really hating this retarded choice with 15 revolvers fucking all this shit up when everyone was asleep. We need the cash back. And FAST.
>>2956040>share a lunch in the cafetaria of the hospitalthat would be something from the outside, not hospital food for mom and the girls (maybe they want to bring homemade food to our mom?), but I know that we still need to eat fluids so maybe mash potatoes or just thick soup
>>2956041I proposed a plan to sell them at a higher price, see >>2956040We can make an auction since we are really popular now and we have an twitter account with an unique ID
>>2956033Last post of the night/morning for yuropoors or down-unders. I had fun writing out the coma parts, and I didn't expect anons to go outside to shoot the bear. I had thought you would had scared it off, you and the girls would go back to a motel. And you getting the choice to either share one room together, or get two rooms apart. Or have you try to advance on one of the girls during the night. >I'm really hating this retarded choice with 15 revolvers fucking all this shit up when everyone was asleep. We need the cash back. And FAST. Yeah, I'm American so it was the early evening for me. I'm thinking about starting threads maybe 11PM EST so most of you guys can join in when you wake up. Rather then me wait for a 1 or 2 for America posters early in the day. Let me know what time is best for you guys. Since no point in running when anons are not showing up to vote/roll. Unless I don't have time at night, then I'll do periodical updates >>2956045Link to you anon because why not, give me break in the words. The 14 rolls was for the refunds situation of the guns. Since most of the guns can't be refunded, some can. So the rolls was for that reason, but the amount of days that past...well there past the limit to say it bluntly. Since I didn't expect dice gods to fuck you guys up like they did. But hey, you got some Wisdom out of it, and more badass points with the girls for shooting the bear like that instead of playing it safe. Like always you can ask questions, comments, or other-shit. 14 revolvers what we have, 15 revolvers bought in the history of the quest. Since we never got the LeMat gun back from "evidence"
>>2956052>it was the early evening for meI suppose you live on EST, which is -5h from CET (mine and most yuropoors)>19:00 EST means 00:00 CET>00:00 EST means 05:00 CETSadly we can't be comfy together unless it's a weekend and you start early in the afternoon. But I never see the end of the night sessions anyway.Good night OP. Glad you are having fun. If anything happens, like a lack of interest and you end up not having fun or not writting what you want to write, just say it. We will work this out together
>>2956040I support thisExpect eat at a restaurantDon't sell guns Also getting a permit is 100 bucks and takes 90 days to process. So if we get one for all country how much is there in California?
>>2956066Seems like the weekends OP can write longer into the night for him.
>>2956067We coullimit ourselves to South California, that makes 10 counties so $1,000. And maybe we can speed things up by taking a course in Collapsed Valor/Heracles Corps.
>You're going to make it 215/216 Reach Healthy WeightHoly shit guys we fucking did itWe lost more than 100 poundsWe're a fucking 7/10
Anons making us waste $18,000 on hospital bills because they wanted to play hero. Even worse than spending $13,000 on guns, at least with the guns you have something you can keep and use rather than injuring ourselves being an hero
>>2956040Also I know you're a yuropoor that don't answer until 12 hours later. But we're going to increase our revolver level in the future, so it's best we don't stay with the weakest one of the bunch since we're going to move up pretty quickly to the other guns
>>2956607We get scars to impress the ladies with and a story to impress the fellas with.
>>2956639We just fill the form for all gun and decide after which to publish.>>2956798But made mommy cry... Now we have no choice but to present her our girl friends to show how far we have come on the path of normies. Maybe she will embarass us with a girlfriend quiproquo and we will end up all laughing and she will forget about the coma and she will be proud of us and... and we will be the bestest boi
>>2956806>Selling our gunsFeels like we're selling out
My goals>Buy armorWe need something to protect ourselves from a firefightA helmet to stop headshots, and body armor covering us head to toe.
Quest Resuming in a hour and half. So if you hadn't voted this is a good time to do so.
>>2957212Will be posted in a new thread since this one isn't being bump anymore.
New Thread >>2957468>>2957468>>2957468>>2957468>>2957468