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Ten years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza’s army. Since that fateful day, the Saiyans have earned the title of warrior race as Freeza’s soldiers, leading the charge onto hundreds of worlds and facing down all who oppose Lord Freeza’s rule. As mighty conquerors crushing all resistance, the Saiyans have earned their reputation as Freeza’s most powerful subjects.

The larger than life tales of the Saiyans, and especially the Super Saiyans, have spread to most every corner of the universe now. With the Covenant’s failed 30,000-warship siege of New Salda televised live across much the civilized universe, most everyone now knows your name and exactly what you can do. You are idolized, loathed, adored, or feared by many different peoples across the universe.

Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, currently Age 741, the ten-year anniversary of the Saiyans joining the PTO. You the players control Karn, a Saiyan with a known base powerlevel of 976,000, a general in Lord Freeza’s army, mate to Meloka, father of Chaya, Chilli and Broly(adoptive), chosen champion of New Salda, an idol to the other Saiyans and the rest of the PTO, and, unbeknownst to you, a household name across the universe.

Character Sheet: https://pastebin.com/iPAJeGJn
Powerlevels: https://pastebin.com/vPb0wswN
Archive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+Quest

Quest rules:
>20 minute vote, 3 votes minimum
>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of the 3 wins
>Crits are 100, unless otherwise stated
>A 99 may net you an extra bonus on a roll
>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes DC, OR two 1s are rolled within the 3 rolls
>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in crit failure
>I hold final say on any/all decisions, I can and will use this power as-necessary.
>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can be shut down if too meta or too out-of-established-chatacter
>DO NOT DELETE YOUR POSTS! If you want to change your vote, post your new vote linking to the vote you’re changing. This simplifies things on my end and helps prevent vote miscounts
>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any or no reason
>Have fun

Quest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQM

Current Arc: The Gladiators

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ASu2Kl5ZL2w
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>>2929218
Last time, on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:

After speaking with the assassin Zeno Zoldyck, he dropped his granddaughter Emilia off under your care, the elderly assassin and his clan headed off to battle a rival clan of assassins, the Lin Kuei. You introduced the younger assassin girl to King Vegeta, and the two of them had a rather exciting match. King Vegeta managed to prevail against the kingslayer, then after a moment of awkwardness between the two of then he quickly left the arena. You then take the exhausted Zoldyck to the ship, and once you’ve set up a bed in her room she flops down on it, asleep in seconds. As you’d all left the young assassin to get something to eat, Broly’d stopped you to ask a very important question to him. As we rejoin Karn, Broly’s just finished asking.

“Yesterday, well, you did it.” Broly says, nervously touching his fingers together. “You figured out how to start controlling it. Can... Can you show me?”
“Of course.” you reply, ruffling your son’s hair. “If you’re ready, let’s get started!”

But before either of you can say anything else, your stomachs both loudly complain, demanding food. You both look down then to each other, then begin laughing.

“But first, let’s get something to eat.” you say, ruffling his hair and rising to your feet. You both catch up with Meloka, Chaya, Chilli, and surprisingly Camali all in your ship’s mess. You notice the camel is drinking what appears to be a glass of, is that raw eggs? Camali downs the glass in a single pull, gingerly setting the cup back on the table. Meloka’s already gotten Silver to set places for the two of you as well, you both digging in. As you eat, Silver uncharacteristically hobbles out from behind the counter, asking superfluous questions until he gets close to you. Sitting in the chair beside you, he puts an arm over your shoulders and leans in, whispering.

“Where did you get that camel?” he asks, a surprising note of fear to his voice. “When did he get here?”

Well?
>Tell Silver the whole story
>Tell him most of the story, leave Hassan’s name out of it
>Don’t tell him, you don’t want to think about that too much
>What’s it to you?
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
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>>2929220
>>Tell Silver the whole story
got to keep our end of the bargain to our favorite eldritch merchant.
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>>2929220
>Tell Silver the whole story
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>>2929220
>Tell Silver the whole story
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>>2929224
>>2929225
>>2929248
Tell Silver the whole story wins it. Writing.
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>>2929220
“Who, Crazy Hassan?” you ask, seeing a shiver crawl up the man’s spine. “You’ve met him before?”
“No, not myself.” he says distantly, staring off into the distance. “But I’ve seen his handiwork. When was he here?”
“Yesterday.” you reply, telling him of your encounter with the odd merchant. Once your story is done, however, he has another question.
“Wait, you were rescuing Covenant soldiers?” he asksyou, stunned, “Why? They were trying to destroy you and your family. If they’d have won, would they have shown you the same kindness?”
“Probably not, but that doesn’t matter.” you reply, Silver looking at you confused. “This wasn’t personal. Most of those soldiers didn’t have a choice in whether or not to attack, they were just following orders. I’ve done the same thing on other planets countless times.”

“...You’re one of a kind sir, you know that?” Silver asks you, patting you on the back as he akwardly rises to his feet. Foot. “There’s too few men like you in the Force.”
“Huh?” you ask, but Silver doesn’t answer, hobbling back into the kitchen. You finish your meal, quietly pondering what he’d meant. Your meal is soon finished, the five of you thanking Silver and leaving the ship.

“So what’s your plan now?” Meloka asks, the five of you all stretching out after the delicious meal.
“Ka-Dad said he’d teach me how to control it.” Broly says excitedly. “Dad’s gonna teach me how to control that power!”
“Really?” Meloka asks him, then telepathically to you. “Is that a good idea?”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got this.” you tell her telepathically, then out loud. “Of course.”
“I wanna go too!” Chaya says, jumping up and down. “C’mon, pleeeaaaase?”

Well?
>Of course, we can all go training together
>Sure kiddo, I was gonna ask you along to help
>Not yet Chaya, I want to make sure he can control it himself first
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
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>>2929396
>Sure kiddo, I was gonna ask you along to help
Realistically speaking, Chaya's probably our best chance of helping Broly keep Berserk under control. There's no one he's closer to then her
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>>2929396
>>Sure kiddo, I was gonna ask you along to help
you know this girl has the power to melt anyone's heart
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>>2929396
>Sure kiddo, I was gonna ask you along to help
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>

>>2929408
I agree with you Anon! They kinda help each other relax. I still want to know what Broly whispered in her ear to calm her down earlier.
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>>2929396
>Sure kiddo, I was gonna ask you along to help
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>>2929408
>>2929410
>>2929430
Sure kiddo, I was gonna ask you along to help wins it. Writing.
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>>2929396
>Silver asks you, patting you on the back as he akwardly rises to his feet. Foot. “There’s too few men like you in the Force.”

ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE?
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>>2929485
He’d been speaking of the Freeza Force.
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>>2929485
Ignore what? That he's short a foot?
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>>2929492
Do you feel proud of that pun?
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>>2929497
Not really.
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>>2929485
Boi get yerself a learnin'. Yer startin' to conflate things.
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>>2929396
“Sure kiddo.” you say, patting her head. “I was gonna ask you to come along and help. After all, it was thanks to you I was able to control it yesterday.”
“Wow, really??” she asks, eyes lighting up. “I did?”
“You did.” you say with a chuckle at how happy she is. “Without you there, I don’t think I could have done it.”
“Wooooow!!” she says excitedly, Broly looking between you and Chaya confused.
“Can I go too?” Chilli asks.
“Sorry bud, but this might get a little too dangerous for you.” you say, taking a knee and putting your hands on your son’s shoulders. “I need you to stay with your mother for this one, okay?”
“Oh, okay.” he says, seeming to be a little disappointed.
“Once he has better control over it, you can join in too.” you tell him. “I just don’t want him to accidentally hurt you. You’d feel bad if you accidentally hurt him, right?”
“Right.” he says, nodding. He seems to get it.
“We’ll train later, just the two of us, okay?” you tell him, ruffling his hair as you rise back to your feet. “C’mon guys, let’s go.”
“Have fun you three.” Meloka says, taking Chilli’s hand. You take off, Broly and Chaya following along as you head off towards the forest. You lead them to one of the new Covenant-made clearings, touching down in the middle. Broly and Chaya touch down a few feet from you, both looking up to you expectantly.

Well, how will you start this?
>Have both of them attack you until they wear themselves out
>Have Broly become a Super Saiyan and attack you, let him tire himself out
>Have Chaya transform, let her practice against you first
>Have Broly go Berserk now, have him attempt to control it
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
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>>2929696
>Have both of them attack you until they wear themselves out
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>>2929696
>>Have both of them attack you until they wear themselves out
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>>2929714
>>2929722
Have both of then attack you until they wear themselves out wins it. Roll me a 2d100
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Rolled 45, 30 = 75 (2d100)

>>2929829
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Rolled 54, 20 = 74 (2d100)

>>2929829
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Rolled 15, 50 = 65 (2d100)

>>2929829
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>>2929830
>>2929840
>>2929852
54/100, 50/100. Well then, your kids are doing far better than you expected. Writing.
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>>2929879
>Our kids inherited our squad combat bonuses
Oh no
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>>2929696
“Alright, first thing’s first.” you say, rolling your shoulders and stretching out. “Let’s loosen up before we begin.”
“Okay!” they both say excitedly, following your lead. You spend a few minutes stretching out, taking the time to focus on their respective strengths. You don’t want to hit them too hard when it begins.

“Alright, are you both ready?” you ask, dropping into your stance. “Come at me.”
“Huh?” Chaya asks, confused.
“What?” Broly asks at the same time, just as confused. “I thought I was training how to control that other form?”
“You are.” you reply. “But before we get into that, you need to work off some of that energy. It’s harder to control at full power, so starting with controlling a weaker version will help you control it easier. Understand?”
“Uh-huh.” he nods, taking his stance. Chaya takes hers as well, you facing your two oldest kids. This will be fun! They whisper between themselves a moment, Chaya giggling and nodding with whatever Broly’s saying. Seems they’re ready.

“HIIIYAAAAAAA!!”
“RRRRAAAAAA!!”

Broly and Chaya roar in sync, charging headlong right at you. You brace for impact, reading Chaya’s and Broly’s opening moves like a book. You block both of their first strikes, blocking their smaller fists with your palms. They use the momentum to spin and flip around you; Chaya going for a kick to the left side of your head while Broly goes low, aiming an elbow at your right ribs. You move fast, intercepting each of their second strikes as well. You spin, gently(for you) kick up at Broly with your left foot while swinging a right backfist at Chaya. Both of your kids dodge gracefully, the Guardian having taught them his technique well. You find yourself grinning as they press the attack, you stopping most of their strikes. A few, however, manage to make it through your guard. A punch from Broly here, a kick from Chaya there, they’re really impressing you. The difference in power is too great for them to hurt you right now, but nevertheless you feel your blood pumping as you begin enjoying yourself. You feel a smile come across your face as your children keep up the assault, you taking notes on their mistakes to help them improve later.

But then, it happens. They both go for a strike to your head at the same time, you deciding to teach them a little lesson. You catch Broly’s fist and Chaya’s foot, lifting them both overhead and slamming them into the ground. Releasing them you back up, dropping into your stance as they pull themselves from the ground.

“Great work you two.” you say, Broly and Chaya panting a bit as they turn back to face you. “But don’t both go for the same spot. When you outnumber them, go... for...”

You then see it, the sight turning you speechless.
cont
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>>2930044
You see Chaya’s little fists are clenched, her body shaking as you sense her power beginning to rise. You notice her aura beginning to flare up around her, a bright golden instead of her usual blue. Is she...?

“Owie.” she says, sounding dazed and holding her head. You notice her power’s beginning to rise, her hair standing up on it’s own. “I’m... Not.... Hyaaaa!!!”

Chaya shouts as loud as her tiny frame can, that golden aura exploding up around her as the color in her eyes completely disappears. You almost take a half-step back in surprise, she’s doing it! But almost as quickly, you realize something else. She has completely lost her senses in this form as well.

“RRRAAAAAAA!!!” she roars, charging headlong at you. You’re caught off-guard as she slams head-first into you, with her strength enhanced far past yours you feel something inside you break. “She definitely broke a rib, perhaps even two.” you think to yourself as you’re sent flying, crashing through a dozen or so trees before coming to a stop. You clutch your right ribs with your hands, coughing up a bit of blood. Despite the pain you’re in, you can’t help but feel impressed with your daughter’s strength.

“HYYAAAAAAAAA!!” she roars, closing the gap as she charges right at you again.

She’s coming, what will you do?
>Defend and let her wear herself out
>Restrain her until she loses steam
>Carefully knock her down, without hurting her too much
>Tell Broly to go Super Saiyan, have him defend himself against her
>Other(write in)

And what form will you take?
>Stay in base form
>Go Super Saiyan
>Go Ascended Super Saiyan
>Take your New Salda’s Champion form
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>>2930086
>Take your New Salda’s Champion form

>Defend and let her wear herself out
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>>2930086
>Defend and let her wear herself out
>Take your New Salda’s Champion form
Should put a safe gap between us and Chaya without us risking a form that could seriously injure her if we accidentally use too much strength.
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>>2930086
>>Defend and let her wear herself out
>>Take your New Salda’s Champion form
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>>2930086
>Defend and let her wear herself out

>Take your New Salda’s Champion form
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>>2930086
Wait what? How, FSSJ doesn't give enough of a boost for that, and we're a thousand times stronger than her anyways.
>Defend and let her wear herself out
>Stay in base form
Again, we are absolutely stronger than her at base.
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>>2930086
>>Defend and let her wear herself out
>Take your New Salda’s Champion form
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>>2930086
>Take your New Salda’s Champion form
>Defend and let her wear herself out
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>>2930102
>Again, we are absolutely stronger than her at base.
>False Super Saiyan
>20x multiplier
Also, see the pastebin.
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>>2930102
According to the pastebin, she has a good 350k on our base when in Giji.
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>>2930090
>>2930094
>>2930097
>>2930100
>>2930102
>>2930104
>>2930112
Defend and let her wear herself out, and take your New Salda’s Champion form wins it. Roll me a 3d100.
First DC 65
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Rolled 48, 15, 17 = 80 (3d100)

>>2930146
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Rolled 14, 8, 26 = 48 (3d100)

>>2930146
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Rolled 67, 13, 56 = 136 (3d100)

>>2930146
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Rolled 92, 72, 73 = 237 (3d100)

>>2930146
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>>2930155
>>2930156
fucking god damnit.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>2930148
>>2930149
>>2930155
68/100, 15/100, 56/100.
>>2930156
92/100, 72/100, 73/100.
>exactly ten seconds difference
>the very next post
Let’s see if I’ll count that one or not:
>1 for yes
>2 for no
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>>2930168
The dice hace spoken. Writing.
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>>2930173
Feeling real merciful today

nice
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>>2930173
>>2930168
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>>2930086
You feel your daughter’s strength is noticeably higher than yours, and she’s closing in fast. You need to do something, or you could get seriously hurt. More seriously hurt. As Chaya charges, shouting incoherently at you, you focus your mind. You feel the planet’s strength surging up from the ground and into you. Your aura explodes out around you, the noticable green aura radiating out from your body. Your strength surges upwards, surpassing your daughter’s False Super Saiyan power. As she closes in you cross your arms in front of you, blocking her punch. With your feet firmly planted on the ground, you’re able to withstand her powerful hit. It feels like ground itself absorbs some of the impact for you, you able to take the hit without moving. Her eyeless gaze widens in surprise for a moment, before shouting again.

“GRRRAAAAAAAA!!” she shouts, swinging at you over and over again. Despite being completely out of control, she’s still attacking you with the movements of the Su Ma. At first this confuses you, until you realize something: she learned to fight with the Su Ma technique. She doesn’t know any other way to fight. You defend as she wildly flips and spins around you, with her power so close to yours it’s actually a close fight. With the agony of your broken ribs slowing you down, it’s even closer. She keeps up her attack for over a minute, you taking another dozen or so hits that slip through your guard before you feel her power beginning to wane. That glorious golden power she’s only improperly began to channel is wearing her out, you catching her tiny fists as that power vanishes. You watch, holding her as that golden aura completely vanishes from around her. The color in her eyes come back, looking around confused.

“Huh? Daddy?” she asks, looking around confused. “Wha-What happened?”
“You did it.” you say excitedly. “You almost transformed again.”
“I.. I did?” she asks, then gets excited. “I did! I did it!”
“Good job Chaya.” you say, ruffling her hair as Broly steps up. “Take a break kiddo, you earned it.”
“Chaya, you did it!” he says excitedly, helping her sit down. You see that despite how happy she is, she’s clearly exhausted. Broly helps her lay down against a fallen log, then turns to you. “You okay?”
“Yeah, I’m fine.” you say, breath catching as the pain comes back. Your broken ribs really hurt, but can you back out on Broly now?

Well?
>Keep going and push through the pain, you’re not gonna quit on him so easily
>That’s enough for today, we’ll try again tomorrow
>Stack your Ascended form with Champion, have Broly go ahead and go Berserk
>Beam struggle with Broly, have him throw most of his power at you
>Other(write in)
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>>2930436
>>Stack your Ascended form with Champion, have Broly go ahead and go Berserk
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>>2930436
>>Beam struggle with Broly, have him throw most of his power at you
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>>2930436
>Stack your Ascended form with Champion, have Broly go ahead and go Berserk
Should be enough power to keep him in check.
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>>2930436
>>Stack your Ascended form with Champion, have Broly go ahead and go Berserk
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>>2930436
>Stack your Ascended form with Champion, have Broly go ahead and go Berserk
Come on, kid. We're right here with you!
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>>2930436

>Stack your Ascended form with Champion, have Broly go ahead and go Berserk
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Rolled 1, 42 = 43 (2d100)

>>2930447
>>2930451
>>2930458
>>2930500
>>2930512
>>2930552
Ascended Champion and have Broly go Berserk wins it. Roll me a 2d100.
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Rolled 80, 56 = 136 (2d100)

>>2930557
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Rolled 100, 24 = 124 (2d100)

>>2930557
That 1's bad news.
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Rolled 68, 90 = 158 (2d100)

>>2930557
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>>2930559
HA! Such on that, crit fail!
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>>2930559
>Critting against a small child
SOMEBODY CALL CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES
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>>2930559
>>2930566
God damn people, calm down. He's our son.
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>>2930559
>critting against a crit fail
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>>2930558
>>2930559
>>2930566
CRIT/100, 90/100. Well then, that’s a really REALLY interesting mix. That critfail I rolled could have been some trouble, but the crit more than negates it. Writing.
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>>2930586
Anything less than our best would be unfitting for our family.
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>>2930436
“Are you sure?” he asks, looking worriedly at you. Dammit, he’s not gonna be able to focus and bring his best as long as he’s worried about you. You sigh out, then take in a deep breath. Your ribs feel like they’re on fire, but you do your best to ignore it and keep any sign of the pain off of your face. As your lungs reach their limit you release a shout, Ascending in a burst of green lightning.
“I’m sure.” you reply, his eyes widening in surprise. “Alright Broly, c’mon. Unleash everything you’ve got.”
“Right!” he shouts, clenching his fists and pulling his arms to his sides. You watch as he shouts and transforms up into a Super Saiyan, then feel his strength rising further. He roars out, you watching as his skin tears and his larger form bursts out from his body. His power shoots skyward and keeps rising, his aura blasting out from him.

“GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” Broly roars, the bright light around him fading. You see he’s managed to transform into his Berserk form, your son now taller and more muscular than Vegeta. But unfortunately, he seems to be out of control. He wordlessly shouts, charging headlong at you. But unlike Chaya’s earlier charge, this time you’re ready. As Broly charges at you you punch, slamming your fist square into his forehead. To his shock you knock him back, Broly crashing through a few trees before slamming into the ground.

“Is Broee okay?” Chaya asks you groggily.
“He’s fine.” you say as you turn to your daughter and walk over to her, picking her up and setting her on your shoulder. “All I did was knock him down.”
“Oh, okaay.” she says, yawning. “Daddy, I’m seeeepy.”
“You can’t go to sleep yet kiddo, we gotta help Broly, remember?” you say, sensing Broly charging back at you. “We gotta help your brother.”
“Brother.” she says with another yawn, Broly closing the distance with you again. He charges again, swinging right for your head. He clearly is too blinded by his rage. But just before he can hit you he sees Chaya yawning on your shoulder, the boy hesitating. You catch the boy’s fist while he’s distracted, the shockwave nearly knocking Chaya from your shoulder. The hit shocks her awake, her eyes widening in surprise. “Brooeee!”
“Chhh. Chhhaaya.” he says, you seeing recognition dawning on his face. He takes a few steps back, clutching his head. You know he’s trying his best to exert his control over the Berserk power, it’s up to him now. But maybe, just maybe you can help him?
cont
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>>2930820
So when do they start calling us big green?
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>>2930858
When we tell Little Pink Troll to suck it while in the shower.
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>>2930820
“Is Broeee okay?” Chaya asks you, very worried. You try your best to avoid smiling too much, setting your daughter back on the ground.
“Why don’t you go check on him?” you ask her, Broly’s Berserker aura flaring up quite a bit around him. The ground cracks beneath his feet, for a moment you feeling doubt about this plan. But as she immediately runs over to him without any signs of hesitation, you can’t help but smile. She cares deeply about her brother, and wants to make sure he’s okay. As she closes in she has to fight against his powerful aura, it gusting out and nearly knocking her over. But she pushes through and prevails, reaching out and putting her hands on top of his. Broly’s eyes open suddenly, surprised by the touch. The first thing he sees is his sister’s concerned face.

“Broooeee?” she asks. “You okaay?”
“Chaya.” he says, your daughter pulling his hands from his head. You watch as his pupils reappear, the same green as his hair as he stares at his sister. They both smile, you enjoying watching Broly succeeding in controlling it. But you can feel it, his aura rising higher and higher as you see his arms trembling slightly. You know from experience that it’s pushing him to move, to act, to destroy. If he doesn’t do something soon, it could overwhelm him.

What will you do?
>Just sit back and watch, see if he can keep control of himself
>Have Broly resume attacking you, let him unleash his power against you
>Have Broly fire most of his energy skyward, burn off his excess energy that form’s generating
>Have Broly send his power into Chaya, perhaps she can absorb some of it for him
>Other(write in)
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>>2930986
>>Have Broly resume attacking you, let him unleash his power against you
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>>2930986
>Broly, the more your power rises, the harder it is to control. Try firing a full-power energy wave into the sky to keep it down.
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>>2930986
>>Have Broly send his power into Chaya, perhaps she can absorb some of it for him
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>>2930986
>Have Broly resume attacking you, let him unleash his power against you
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>>2930993
This
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>>2930986
>Other(write in)
Encourage Chaya telepathically to keep talking to him to calm him down. Be ready to jump in at a moment's notice.
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>>2930986
>>Broly, the more your power rises, the harder it is to control. Try firing a full-power energy wave into the sky to keep it down.
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>>2930986
>Broly, the more your power rises, the harder it is to control. Try firing a full-power energy wave into the sky to keep it down.
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Rolled 29, 98 = 127 (2d100)

>>2930992
>>2930993
>>2931003
>>2931005
>>2931008
>>2931019
>>2931020
>>2931037
Broly, the more your power rises, the harder it is to control. Try firing a full-power energy wave into the sky to keep it down wins it. Roll me a 3d100.
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>>2931037
Supporting
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Rolled 71, 9, 29 = 109 (3d100)

>>2931052
LAD
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Rolled 38, 27, 19 = 84 (3d100)

>>2931052
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Rolled 51, 86, 5 = 142 (3d100)

>>2931052
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>>2931055
>>2931056
>>2931059
71/100, 86/100, 29/100. Interesting mix you rolled there. Writing.
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Rolled 57, 12, 63 = 132 (3d100)

>>2931073
We can do better. Like so.
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>>2931107
Cunt.
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Rolled 49, 87, 26 = 162 (3d100)

>>2931107
Let me show you how it's done anon
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>>2931117
Nevermind
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>>2930986
“Broly, you need to focus.” you say, walking forward towards your son. His gaze turns to you, not recognizing you immediately. After a moment he seems to recognize you.
“Dad?” he asks. Yes, he clearly recognizes you.
“Broly, the more your power rises, the harder it is to control.” you tell him, his pupils beginning to fade back to white. He doesn’t have long. “Try firing a full-power energy wave up into the sky son. It’ll help you keep it under control.”
“Con.. TrooooAAAAAAAAAAA!!” he shouts, hands going back to his head as his power rises higher, overwhelming him. Your daughter is blasted away, you dashing over and catching her. Damn, and he was so close to controlling it too.
“What’s wrong with him?” Chaya asks, watching Broly roaring as his energy explodes out from him. Small explosive spheres of ki blast out in every direction, you activating your Barrier to shield you and Chaya. Suddenly, you’re really glad you took them so far out away from the city.

“Stay here.” you tell Chaya, setting her down. Focusing on Broly and Chaya’s ki, you dash up and at him, your Barrier blocking any of his shots that would have hit her. Your charge towards him draws Broly’s attention, the boy focusing on you.
“RRRRAAAAAAAA!!” he roars, abandoning his blast and charging headlong at you. You meet his charge, fists slamming into each other’s. You and Broly trade blows, meeting each of his punches and kicks with one of your own. “C’mon Broly, focus! You can control this, just listen!”
“C’MON BROEE!!” Chaya shouts, Broly again hesitating when he hears her voice. Unfortunately you were already punching, your fist slamming into his face and sending your son crashing hard to the ground. Chaya shouts in surprise, running over to him. “Broee! Broee, you okay?”
“Ch-Chaya?” he says, recognizing her. You watch as he tries to rise up, but his energy immediately begins dropping like a rock. He’s done. You land on the ground by him as he returns to normal, passing out. You transform back down to your base form, picking your daughter and son up. They both fall asleep in your arms as you fly back to the ship, tucking them both into bed. As you’re tucking them away, Meloka walks in carrying a sleeping Chilli.
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>>2931262
I think this is a success guys. the 98 in >>2931052 must have come through
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Fuck yes, my first live, just caught up. Great quest GD.
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>>2931262
She lays Chilli to bed, the two of you heading off to the showers. You help each other undress, you wincing when she touches your broken ribs. You watch her eyes widen in surprise, looking up to you questioningly.

“That one was Chaya.” you say, pulling her hand from the bruise on your side. “She did it, she transformed again.”
“And you clearly didn’t block it.” she says, you noticing she’s a little frustrated. You feel a little guilty, remembering what you’d told her when you said you’d be more careful. She floats up, rapping the back of her knuckles against your forehead. “You idiot. What’ll your kids do if they see they’ve hurt you? Or what if you go out like the last King Vegeta? What’ll they do without you? What will I do without you?”
“I’m sorry.” you reply, hugging Meloka. You wince as she hits your broken ribs, but you don’t let her go. “I didn’t think she’d be able to do it again so soon. I’m so proud of them, they’re growing up so fast.”
“They are.” Meloka says, her mood improving. The two of you get in and shower off, getting in and out then going by medical. You see several Saiyans still there in far worse condition, the two of you transforming into Super Saiyans and donating quite a but of your ki to the more dangerously injured Saiyans. Dr. White and Mouse look like they haven’t slept in several days, you both boosting their lagging energies with your Super Saiyan powers.

“Ahhhh, I feel young again!” Dr. White says as you pull your hand away, doing a standing backflip. Your eyes widen a bit in surprise, you’d have thought he’d never done one of those in his life. He then slaps his face a few times, focusing. “Right. Back to work. Thank you for your help, but please go now. Much to be done.”

You both leave them alone and to their work, going back to your room and the two of you going to bed. You lay down, and despite the pain in your ribs you fall asleep rather quickly. You aren’t sure how long you’re asleep, but after what feels like far too soon you wake up. You find yourself on your left side, arms around your sleeping Meloka. She’s curled up into a ball, head to your chest and her knees pulled up to hers. You smile at her, extending your senses to see what’s happening around you. The kids are all still asleep, curled up on the bed. Raven and Ubo are in her room, but where’s Emilia? Extending your senses, you find her energy near, wait King Vegeta? What’re they up to?

What will you do?
>Go back to sleep, you could certainly use it
>Wake just Meloka, enjoy the morning quiet together
>Wake everyone up, time to start the day
>Sneak out, see what Emilia and Vegeta are up to
>Sneak out and visit with the Guardian
>Other(write in)
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>>2931454
>Go back to sleep, you could certainly use it

We deserve a rest now and then.
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>>2931454
>>Go back to sleep, you could certainly use it
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>>2931433
Glad to have you aboard anon.
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>>2931454
>Sneak out, see what Emilia and Vegeta are up to

"THAT DOOR BETTER BE OPEN MY KING. "
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>>2931454
>Go back to sleep, you could certainly use it
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>>2931454
>Telepathically tell Vegeta to go for it
>Go back to sleep, you could certainly use it
GO VEGETA GO
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>>2931468
>>2931483
>>2931493
>>2931495
>>2931532
Go back to sleep, you could certainly use it wins And I have the thread of my next epilogue ready. Writing.
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>>2931454
After a moment’s thought you decide you’re still too tired to start the day, pulling Meloka a little closer to you and closing your eyes. You quickly drift back to sleep, your dream making little sense. You sleep for an unknown time, but you’re awoken by a familiar sound.

“Good mornin’ Daddy!” Chaya shouts to you, landing right onto your broken ribs. You wince in agony, doing your best to smile through it as you roll onto your back and hug your well-meaning daughter.
“Morning kiddo.” you say through gritted teeth, her looking curiously at you.
“You look funny.” she says after a few moments, giggling. You can’t help but chuckle at her as well, the laugh turning into a cough as the rest of your kids leap onto you as well. Meloka smiles, looking at you with a mix of amusement and her unique “I told you so” look you’ve seen more than once before. After a few minutes of simply sitting around together and enjoying each others’ company, you get everyone up. You and Meloka take the kids to get breakfast then to the showers and bathe them. Once everyone’s full and clean and dressed, the five of you exit your ship together, stretching out in the morning sunlight.

“So, what’s the plan?” Meloka asks you. “We’ve got two months to go before the ship’ll be ready for takeoff. What do you want to do?”

Well? You have two months, what will you spend most of your time doing? (Pick up to three)
>Resume your 50x New Salda’s gravity training
>Train the kids, begin their very own gravity training
>Focus on mastering what you know, increasing your skill with your own fighting styles
>Focus on energy training, learn some of your friends’ techniques
>Learn more from the Guardian, see what else he can teach you
>Work with Emilia, perhaps swap techniques with the young assassin
>Focus on teaching Broly and helping him control that Berserk form
>With Ubo’s help, work on controlling that Berserk form yourself
>With Meloka’s help, try working on controlling that Golden Oozaru power
>Focus on boosting your connection with New Salda, enhance your Champion form’s power
>Spar with Camali more, practice that Rope-A-Dope technique more
>Other(write in)
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>>2931833
>>Resume your 50x New Salda’s gravity training
>>Train the kids, begin their very own gravity training
>>Spar with Camali more, practice that Rope-A-Dope technique more

Preferably working with Camali first. Would make a good warm up each day.
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>>2931833
This>>2931845
But start with dad and son training with Chili first thing this morning. We promised after all.
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>>2931833
>forgot to add
40 minute vote

This one’s a bit important after all.
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>>2931833
>Resume your 50x New Salda’s gravity training
>With Ubo’s help, work on controlling that Berserk form yourself
The better our knowledge of how to control it, the more we'll be able to help Broly. Can we have the Guardian help us out with this one as well? I imagine he'd be able to help us develop more self-control.
>Train the kids, begin their very own gravity training
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>>2931833
>>Train the kids, begin their very own gravity training
>>Learn more from the Guardian, see what else he can teach you
>>Resume your 50x New Salda’s gravity training
i'm hopeing the the Guardian includes meditation practice with broly
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>>2931833
>Resume your 50x New Salda’s gravity training
>With Ubo’s help, work on controlling that Berserk form yourself
>Spar with Camali more, practice that Rope-A-Dope technique more
Fuck family, it's time to go full fighting autist.
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>>2931886
Vegeta leave
>>2931833
>Train the kids, begin their very own gravity training
>Focus on teaching Broly and helping him control that Berserk form
>With Ubo’s help, work on controlling that Berserk form yourself
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>>2931886
That's how we get BOI, don't force our son to be that.
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>>2931569
bruh we all know Emilia and Prince were sitting in his room discussing the easiest ways in to the room and how best to kill him in his sleep. Oh and they were talking about their dads.
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>>2931904
>not wanting Karn to ignore his family to train eventually apologizing to Chilli that we didn't hug him enough and sacrificing ourselves to stop Majin Buu for the sake of our loved ones
>not wanting to then train even more in otherworld as we wait for Frieza to revive us
>not wanting to eventually come back only to continue ignoring our family to train once again
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>>2931952
To be fair, Vegeta was actually present in his family from the end of the Cell Saga onwards.
Remember all the good times he had with Trunks, popping him in the face notwithstanding.
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>>2931833
>Resume your 50x New Salda’s gravity training
>With Ubo’s help, work on controlling that Berserk form yourself
>Spar with Camali more, practice that Rope-A-Dope technique more
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>>2931833
>Resume your 50x New Salda’s gravity training
>Train the kids, begin their very own gravity training
>Focus on mastering what you know, increasing your skill with your own fighting styles
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>>2931845
>>2931851
>>2931874
>>2931881
>>2931886
>>2931895
>>2931989
>>2932026
So resuming 50x gravity training and beginning the kids very own gravity training both win with the overwhelming majority. Well then, writing.
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>>2932035
We doing a tiebreaker between Berserk and Rope-a-dope?
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So, Karn's base powerlevel is finally gonna break 1 million today, right?
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>>2932042
Not this time. Plus side, focusing on two instead of three will net better results.
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>>2932044
But....but Berserk!
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>>2932050
>berserk

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>2932044
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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We gon' break that 1,000,000 base power level boys.
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BIG BOY TERRITORY IMMINENT
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>>2932088
Have a transparent version of that image.
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>>2932099
Much obliged
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>>2931833
“We’ve had enough of a break, haven’t we?” you ask, everyone looking to you. “It’s time to get back into it. After all, I’ve got a surprise for you all.”
“A surprise?” Chaya asks, eyes lighting up. “What is it? What is it what is it what is it?”
“Haha it’s not much of a surprise if I tell you, now is it?” you ask her, your daughter pouting at you. You chuckle and ruffle her hair, then lead everyone into the Gravity Chamber. With the wide range of powers gathered, you focus on training the kids first. Setting the Gravity Chamber to double New Salda’s gravity, you begin teaching your three kids how you and Meloka train. You push the three of them, your kids sometimes complaining and sometimes excited to continue. But you quickly discover that their limits are much more of a hurdle for them than yours are for you. Between the breaks you give the kids you focus on your own body, cranking the Gravity Chamber to max and covering yourself in weights, pushing yourself to the absolute limits. Many times Meloka joins you, other times she’s off doing her own thing.

Day after day you push yourself further, and despite the broken ribs you manage to fight through the pain and keep training. You feel the kids’ powers growing by the day, your pride as a father swelling. But training isn’t all you spend your time doing. After each day’s training you all rejoin for supper, then spend time simply being with each other. Some days you spend that time with the Guardian, the wizened elder teaching you all how to meditate properly. Other days you spend with the new twins Tatsu and Tomi, taking them from their tanks and familiarizing them with everyone. Some days you visit with King Vegeta, only slightly surprised with how well the two of them have taken to each other. Rarely is she not by his side, “for his safety” she claims. She calls him clueless, the two descending into friendly arguments. Others you all visit with your old man, Tatsu enjoying your kids joining in with his lessons he’s teaching the rest of the Saiyan youngsters. But through it all, you never forget your final goal: the Arbiter.

Despite having the power of New Salda flowing through your veins, the Arbiter would have killed you without Meloka and then the Supreme Kai’s interference. That goal to strive for pushes you forward, when the pain or exhaustion would stop you, you focus on what you remember of the Arbiter’s overwhelming power and push through. And before you even know it, two months have passed.

“Karn, it is ready.” the elderly scientist says as you and your family are busy eating a well-earned post-workout meal. “Your ship is finally ready to depart New Salda.”

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 60 paused-
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>>2932266
And that’s it for tonight, everyone having fun? Ready to begin moving forward? Ready to decide who to leave on New Salda, and who to bring with you? Ready to finally begin the journey to the Battledome? All this and more, when we resume at 11am EST! I’ll be around for an hour or two tonight to take you guys questions and comments
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>>2932284
Current powerlevel?
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>>2932284
How much does Freeza love us?
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>>2932300
>Current powerlevel?
You broke into the 7 digits.
>>2932311
Certainly more than anyone else, except perhaps his father.
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>>2932331
NICE
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>>2932343
Very nice. Time for the game to begin getting a little more interesting.
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I'm just waiting for a "fuck powerlevels" moment where some crazy dipshit from the fringes of the universe somehow has a PL that matches Karn's and then Karn just catches his fist mid-swing because Karn is beefy as fuck physically speaking even without massive ki to pump him up.
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>>2932438
It could also happen the other way around. You have no idea what else lurks out in space.
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>Time for the game to begin getting a little more interesting.
>tfw we've only been playing through the tutorial
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>>2932447
I know what lurks out in space. Memes, and Buzz Lightyear. You know it, too. Also probably some weird green lizard that you need a cannon to beat otherwise it just looks like you're fighting it in slow motion.
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>>2932465
Wait, so if Rangers are like special forces for us, does that mean that the Galactic Rangers are the special forces for the Space Patrol? Do we get the chance to get our shit pushed in by Buzz Lightyear himself?
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>>2932460
>tfw we've only been playing through the tutorial
Not quite. The tutorial ended a long time ago, once I figured out how to be an okay QM.
>>2932465
Kek.
>>2932468
Who knows? This universe is a strange place after all. Ask Joseph Joestar. After all, it’s only been a few days for him. Wonder how he’s taking to Boros’ pirate crew...?
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>>2932447
I mean, I’d hope that all this training in absurdly high gravity would give us an edge over other people who are around our power level.
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>>2932488
As long as we don't come across any CUBES I won't worry too much. Or a talking planetoid. Any talking planetoid. On fire and wants to destroy all life? Nope. Has a big dumb green ring around it? Nope. Is actually a giant shell for a weird extra-dimensional nucleic brain-heart? Nada. Never fuck with talking planetoids.
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>>2932507
Also, anyone else feel like we wasted our only chance to master Berserk before our fight with the Arbiter?
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>>2932509
It'll be fine. Or it won't. But we'll swim that river when reach it. Or drown. Oregon Trail has taught me many things. There's always next time to try and figure it out.
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>>2932508
If you are afraid of a Talking Planetoid, just befriend\romacne a planet eater, like Galactus, or his daughter.
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>>2932507
You haven’t met the creatures from the planet that has gravity 2000x earth’s. And hopefully you won’t, as your ship would never be able to leave.
>>2932508
>Never fuck with talking planetoids.
Or just pull a your boss and explode it.
>>2932509
>master
Two points. One, mastering that form is a long way away. And two, who said your training is done? You still have another two months in-quest before reaching the Battledome, and then another 2 months before you give your announcement and challenge the Arbiter. You have plenty of time before the final rematch between you two.
>>2932515
>Oregon Trail
Fuck that.
>>2932520
Or a planet destroyer, like your boss. Or yourself for that matter.
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>>2932509
We just hit the time limit on fixing our ship dumbass, chill. We can take our training to the stars on a mission now. I.E. Dreadzone so the kids can have fun.
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>tfw one of the things I listed kicked the shit out of Galactus
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>>2932546
>Or just pull a your boss and explode it.

I've seen some shit, man. Some serious SHIT.
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>>2932546
>Or a planet destroyer, like your boss. Or yourself for that matter.
I dunno, those Planetoids he is afraid of, have some top level bullshit. Fiery one is feeding on hate and anger, if I guessed correctly which one it is. Fith Element One? So you know Attacks is not the best way of killing it.
Green Lanter one? His power works from willpower so you know, he have a full planet of willpower. And as a bonus Xenomorphs on his surface are canon.
And the brainy one? Have some bullshitty
levels of creation\destruction capability.
>>2932558
Yeah, I remembered that later. But we still need Galacta.
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>>2932564
You're spot on.

Bro we couldn't handle the shortness of Galacta's dress. It's right there, man. RIGHT THERE! Then again she may be one of the only things that could out-eat the average Saiyan household so as a big-eater she'd fit right in.
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>>2932578
>Then again she may be one of the only things that could out-eat the average Saiyan household
She can also eat the average Saiyan household in one go. But, if we ask her nicely and tell her how many stuff attacks our planet, she might just become a defender of Salad.
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>>2932559
So did the Covenant survivors.
>>2932564
>top level bullshit
And then there’s Beerus.
>>2932578
>Bro we couldn't handle the shortness of Galacta's dress. It's right there, man. RIGHT THERE!
Karn handled Komand’r pretty well.
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>>2933019
>And then there’s Beerus.
He is not our boss.
>Karn handled Komand’r pretty well.
She was Space Thot, and Galacta is a Giant Space Cutie with major food issue and a minor Father issue.
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>>2933019
Could the universe's greatest scientists calculating for a billion years on the universe's greatest supercomputers create a theoretical pole long enough for a covenant survivor to touch karn's family?
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>>2932266
“I-It’s ready?” you ask the elderly Saiyan, slightly shocked. It had begun to feel like you would never depart. “My ship’s really ready?”
“Yes sir, your ship is now even better than new!” the elder scientist says, becoming more and more animated as he describes all the modifications done to the ship. From the navigation systems and engines to the Medical Bay, your ship was nearly completely overhauled. And unlike your previous estimates, with your ship’s new systems it will take only two months of travel to reach the Battledome. You thank him for his work, the elderly Saiyan waving your gratitude off and claiming that working on such a fine ship was in itself all the reward he needed.

“Daddy, what’sa Battledome?” Chilli asks you, confused. Broly and Chaya turning questioningly to you as well. You smile to them, ready to reveal at least part of your plan.
“It’s where we’re going.” you say, smiling. “There’ll be plenty of things for the three of you to fight against and test out all this training we’ve been doing. Sound like fun?”
“YEAH!!” Chaya shouts enthusiastically, tossing her arms up. Chilli follows suit, Broly joining along after a moment. With your kids ready to go you begin preparing the ship, spending the rest of the alerting the crew and stocking your supplies for the trip. Once the ship is ready to go, however, you realize you’d overlooked something.

Who else is going?

Raven is of course going, it’s not like you could keep her out anyways. And since she’s going Ubo more than likely will as well. With your crew and your family as well, you only have a little room for bringing others along. Bardock and his family would most certainly decline, as will King Vegeta. Then there’s the matter of the Zoldyck girl Emilia, who’s become like King Vegeta’s shadow. Could you leave her behind without facing Zeno’s wrath, especially if something happened? And what of your friends, the newest Super Saiyans Nappa and Tunnip, or the twins Leyas and Sarada? What of your own twins for that matter, they are no longer confined to the pods. So many choices!

But who stays, and who goes?(Pick up to two options to go with you)
>Try to get King Vegeta to go(takes up both options if successful)
>Take Tatsu along, give the old man a vacation
>Nappa and Tunnip, help them train up their Super Saiyan forms
>Leyas and Sarada, perhaps they’ll finally achieve Super Saiyan themselves
>Tatsu and Tomi, your twins will come with you
>Let Emilia stay on New Salda with Vegeta(frees up one spot, could have consequences)
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
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>>2932546
I figured mastering Berserk was a ways away, but I’d hoped we’d at least have time to get it usable without having to be on the brink of exhaustion to avoid going on a rampage and slaughtering everything around us.

>Who said your training is done? You still have another two months in-quest before reaching the Battledome, and then another 2 months before you give your announcement and challenge the Arbiter.

Aren’t we going to be travelling in our ship for most of that time? The worst possible place to train a highly volatile transformation we have trouble controlling?
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>>2933032
>>Let Emilia stay on New Salda with Vegeta(frees up one spot, could have consequences)
So, we gonna call those Consequences Pants?

>>Take Tatsu along, give the old man a vacation
>>Nappa and Tunnip, help them train up their Super Saiyan forms
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>>2933032
>Take Tatsu along, give the old man a vacation
>Leyas and Sarada, perhaps they’ll finally achieve Super Saiyan themselves

Emilia has to come, one way or another.
No way we're leaving her behind, even if she wants to ride vegeta's shota dick some more.
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>>2933032
>Let Emilia stay on New Salda with Vegeta(frees up one spot, could have consequences)
>Take Tatsu along, give the old man a vacation
>Tatsu and Tomi, your twins will come with you
I mean, you’d think that taking them with us would introduce them to more danger then staying at home would, but considering the number of times New Salda’s been attacked....
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>>2933039
Hrm, wait, no, we should probably bring Emilia along. Less for her safety, I’m sure Vegeta, Bardock and the other Super Saiyans could chase off a couple of assassins, but because I wanna fight Sub-Zero and his buddies.
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>>2933039
Only retards intentionally put sylva's daughter in danger after he trusted her to us despite being directly told by the GM that she'll be attacked
You're that retard
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>>2933036
>>2933038
>>2933039
>>2933046
Take Tatsu along, and a three way tie between Tatsu and Tomi, Leyas and Sarada, and Nappa and Tunnip. Extending vote another 10 minutes, pick one:
>Nappa and Tunnip
>Tatsu and Tomi
>Leyas and Sarada
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>>2933107
>Leyas and Sarada
they really had it rough during the war, they deserve vacation
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>>2933107
>Leyas and Sarada
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>>2933107
>Tatsu and Tomi
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>>2933107
>Tatsu and Tomi
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>>2933107
>>Nappa and Tunnip
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>>2933107
>Leyas and Sarada
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Tatsu and Tomi
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>Tatsu and Tomi
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>>2933110
>>2933111
>>2933112
>>2933114
>>2933115
>>2933117
>>2933122
>>2933125
Tatsu and Tomi wins it, along with Tatsu. Writing.
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Guys it's cool. If Zeno asks, we more than trust Vegeta to keep Emilia alive on New Salda by the time we get back. Emilia would definitely vouch for how good our guy Vegeta really is. :^)
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Could we tell the other Super Sayans to Take care of Emilia?
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>>2933152
>>2933226
We’re taking her along, aren’t we? GD would have mentioned if we were leaving her behind, when he tallied the votes.
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>>2933254
I thought so as well, unless the whole thing was unclear.

We specifically had to vote to leave her behind, yes? >>2933032
Since Emilia in particular wasn't one of the options to take, but rather to leave.
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>>2933032
First thing’s first, you take the time to visit with Tatsu and tell your father of your mission. You lay everything out, outlining your plan to get him in a one on one and finish the asshole off for good.

“Dangerous, going after the Arbiter like that.” he says after you’ve told him everything. “But this is probably our best chance of getting him back for what he did. Can you do it? Can you really take him out?”
“I have two months until we get there, and another few before the Arbiter arrives.” you reply, hands behind your head. “I’ve got more than enough time to get strong enough to end him. That said, you wanna come along? You haven’t been off-world in awhile, c’mon, it’ll be like old times.”
“You know...” he says after a few moments thought. “Why not? I can come watch the grandkids have a little fun in the arena, you get your big fight in and who knows, perhaps I’ll even jump in myself?”
“Glad to have you coming.” you say, the two of you clasping forearms. “We’re leaving as soon as everyone’s gathered, see you at the ship!”

With that you take off, blasting toward King Vegeta while Meloka and the kids get the twins and bring them along. You land outside the building after a short flight, sensing Emilia’s ki all but vanish. A moment later King Vegeta’s does the same, you barely able to sense their presence at all. For a moment your mind is filled with worry, you dashing inside the small building. But oddly enough, all you see in the small rectangular room is the king’s disorganized desk and chair. No sign of a struggle ot- Then you hear it. The barest whisper of movement, to both sides. Without hesitation you leap into a forward roll, for a brief moment you see Vegeta and Emilia’s feet smash into the ground where you were. You roll back to your feet, immediately in your stance and ready for a fight.

“See? I told you didn’t I?” King Vegeta says with a laugh, you looking between them a moment then relaxing. “You can’t sneak up on Karn.”
cont
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>>2933346
“King Vegeta.” you say with a Saiyan salute, which the king returns. You then turn to Emilia questioningly. “Been enjoying your stay on the Saiyan homeworld?”
“Its boring, but yeah.” she replies, punching Vegeta on the arm. “Teaching Vegeta here how to protect himself from assassinations is about the only way to have fun around here.”
“Well then good news, things are about to get a lot more exciting.” you say, their surprised reactions almost the same. “It’s time.”
“That time already?” King Vegeta asks, then sighs out. “You’d better represent the Saiyan race well.”
“I will.” you reply, Emilia looking between the two of you confused.
“Time? Represent? What are you two talking about?” she asks, perplexed.
“You’d better get ready, Emilia.” you say. “We’re leaving for the Battledome within the hour.”
“Really?” she asks, excited. “About time something exciting happens.”
“Good luck you two.” Vegeta says, saluting. “And Karn. You’d better not lose.”

“Not this time.” you reply, bumping fists with the king. “This time he’ll pay for what he’s done.”
“Wait, you’re not going?” Emilia asks Vegeta, the Saiyan king shaking his head.
“My place is here with my people.” he replies. “We may have taken great steps towards rebuilding after the siege, but I cannot leave my people now. A king’s place is with his people, after all.”
“I’ll give you two a bit.” you say, walking out. With that done you sense Meloka and all five of the kids on their way back to the ship. You take the time to say farewell to your friends, Nappa and Tunnip, Leyas and Sarada, as well as the Guardian. You then make your way back into the ship, everyone ready to disembark.

“General, the ship is ready for takeoff.” one of your pilots, Orlen, says.
“Let’s go.” you say, the pilot hitting the button. Your ship takes off, blasting up and out of Planet Vegeta’s atmosphere far faster than you remember. You quickly leave New Salda behind, your ship traveling through the void of space.
“All systems functioning properly.” Guprei states, monitoring your ship’s systems. “We should arrive at the Battledome in two months’ time, General.”
“Excellent.” you reply, turning from the room. “Let me know the moment anything goes wrong.”
“Sir!” the pilots shout in unison, you striding from the room. You have two months until you reach the Battledome.

How will you prepare?(Pick up to 3)
>50x New Salda’s Gravity training, keep pushing your body
>Keep training the three older kids in double New Salda’s gravity
>Train with Broly, help him control his Berserker power
>Train more with Chaya, help her with using False Super Saiyan
>Focus on developing new techniques
>Practice your different styles of fighting
>Try and learn some of the others’ techniques
>Try and learn more from the Guardian
>Train the kids’ tails, that’s a major weakness
>Other(write in)
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>>2933348
>50x New Salda’s Gravity training, keep pushing your body
>Train with Broly, help him control his Berserker power
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>>2933348
30 minute vote
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>>2933348
>50x New Salda’s Gravity training, keep pushing your body
>Keep training the three older kids in double New Salda’s gravity
Broly’s not be as much of a threat to ship integrity as we would, of course, but I’d still rather not risk training something so volatile while we’re on a ship, so we’ll stick to gravity training for them for now.
>Practice your different styles of fighting
Want to see if we can fully integrate Su Ma into our fighting style. Using it naturally without having to consciously pick it as an option would probably be ideal.

>Try and learn more from the Guardian
Er, he didn’t come with us, did he? Did you just forget to take this one out, or would we be communicating with him telepathically or something?
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>>2933348
>Focus on developing new techniques
>Train the kids’ tails, that’s a major weakness

I want to learn how to fire death slashes from our energy blades.
When we lock swords with the arbiter, we'll be able to wound him terribly with such a technique.

It's the same concept as the eye beams, attack him while his hands are busy and he's basically defenseless. And deaths slashes will do a hell of a lot more damage than an eye beam.

I also want to complete the energy body technique. That may be the only way we can defend against the arbiter's blades once he blasts us away with a super explosive wave, and it's super useful besides. It's well past time we finished learning it.
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>>2933413
>would we be communicating with him telepathically or something?
Yes
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>>2933418
Plus, imagine being the boy.
Imagine facing down a furious karn who was already beyond deadly in melee combat, twisting and flipping around you so fast that he can barely be seen.
But now every time he swings his sword, a blade of energy launches forward and cuts deeply into your body.
Imagine for a moment, that while you're being torn to shreds by his swords and the slashes that project from them, karn begins screaming in your face and firing eye beams at you as well.

That's what i'm going for.
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The votes are all over the place for this one. I’m leaving the vote open another 15 minutes.
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>>2933348
>Train the kids’ tails, that’s a major weakness
>50x New Salda’s Gravity training, keep pushing your body
>Train with Broly, help him control his Berserker power
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>>2933430
So like a kung-fu Sly Marbo?
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>>2933453
Yes.
I'll call this fighting style "The Blender"
We already have the grinder, so it's fitting, i think.
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>>2933444
this
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Rolled 85, 74, 24, 3, 26, 11, 57, 1, 24, 52, 96, 21 = 474 (12d100)

>>2933374
>>2933413
>>2933418
>>2933444
>>2933468
Continue your own 50x gravity training, as well as training the kids’ tails and helping Broly control his Berserk power wins it. Interesting. For this two month set of training, roll me a 5d100.
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Rolled 76, 5, 62, 63, 42 = 248 (5d100)

>>2933490
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Rolled 61, 84, 15, 73, 25 = 258 (5d100)

>>2933490
That 1 has me worried.
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Rolled 13, 10, 96, 90, 73 = 282 (5d100)

>>2933490
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>>2933499
>>2933500
>>2933503
now that's teamwork, lads
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>>2933499
>>2933500
>>2933503
>76, 84, 96, 90, 73
Damn, that’s pretty reliably decent.
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>>2933499
>>2933500
thank you for your contributions
>>2933503
and thank you for carrying in the second half
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>>2933513
np anons, happy to save the day

>pic related, its me, not skipping leg day
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>>2933499
>>2933500
>>2933503
76/100, 84/100, 96/100, 90,100, 73/100. Impressive rolls. Just need one more then.
>Roll me a d130000+90000
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>>2933531
GAINS HERE WE COME
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Rolled 93042 + 90000 (1d130000 + 90000)

>>2933531
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>>2933531
GAINS
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>>2933550
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>>2933531
GAINZ
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Rolled 97863 + 90000 (1d130000 + 90000)

>>2933531
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Rolled 86435, 36645, 37476, 80829, 77856, 14782, 80495, 45071, 12510, 35045, 49013, 82386, 42217, 67914, 63349, 58271, 65833, 26920, 10901, 30609, 58873, 44372, 24801, 42507, 7346 = 1182456 (25d90000)

>>2933531
goddamn phone
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Rolled 64903 + 90000 (1d130000 + 90000)

>>2933531
what the fuck is happening

gains?

>>2933564
now that's fucking gains
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Rolled 124445 + 90000 (1d130000 + 90000)

>>2933531
>>2933570
yeah I my sausage fingers weren't helping here
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>>2933570
ey, fuck you, leather man!
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>>2933551
>>2933562
>>2933568
187863/220000. Impressive work, Karn is now up to 1,264,000. Writing.
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>>2933585
>We’re now at Freeza’s power level before he started training in Ascended
Nice.
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>>2933617
We still owe Frieza a rematch btw.
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>>2933636
Let’s go for it after we’ve got control over Berserk, we’ll be able to give him a proper fight at his full power then.
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>>2933644
we'll hand his ass to him if we manage to control berserk within the next year or two
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>>2933723
Well, he’ll probably be training as well, so it probably won’t be a complete beat down, but I’d be fairly confident in our chances of victory if we could control Berserk, yeah.
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>>2933736
>Arbiter's training is him learning how to use more swords at once
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>>2933772
Yeaaahh, the Arbiter had better have put in some serious work, or this fight is going to be a clean sweep. He barely got by last time, and only because he cheated and used healing items.
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>>2933787
Well it does seem that basically no one in the entire fucking universe knows what training is since everyone seems shocked that you can just do some push ups and actually get stronger. It seems like 90+% of people in the universe are either born strong or stay out of the way of those who were.

Then again the Arbiter has never been a bitch so he probably knows what's up with push-ups and trains pretty regularly. I don't know how his gains work compared to the freakazoid nature of Saiyan biology. I wonder if the reason Saiyan gains are so huge is because Zenkai boosts work even on little things like muscle stress.
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>>2933585
Just a quick question.
How much can karn bench-press at full power?
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>>2933348
Over the course of the two month trip to the Battledome, you were anything but laid back. If anything, leaving New Salda behind energized you and pushed you to give even more while training. You kept up with your 50x New Salda’s gravity training, pushing your body well past your limits. More than once Meloka’d come into the room to find you’d broken something, usually an arm or a leg. She’d only scold you a little bit, helping you get your exhausted body into the new and improved Healing Pods. The head scientist had told you that these newer models could even reattach severed limbs, if you got in one quick enough. Considering what you’ll soon be facing, you consider that a blessing.

However, pushing yourself to the limit isn’t all you spend your time doing. Your days quickly fall into a comfortable routine, one that balances your extreme training with spending time with your crew and family. Your days begin with getting your family up, fed, then bathed, since you quickly discovered bathing them before they ate was pointless. Little Tatsu and Tomi, despite being smaller than the others have quite the surprising appetites. Silver has your meals prepared before the seven of you enter, Jim running dozens of platters out to you all as you dig in. Once fed and bathed, you take the three older kids with you while Meloka takes Tatsu and Tomi with her. You teach the kids how to strengthen their tails, you and Tatsu demonstrating the technique then getting the three of them to follow your lead. At first they all cry and complain about how it hurts, but as the days go by and they begin to see the results they get more enthusiastic about it.

After the tail training every day you make sure to spend time just playing with your kids. Once that’s over you go to lunch, eating with your family before seperating again to continue training. After lunch you and Chaya help Broly work on controlling his Berserk form, then once he’s worn out the two of them leave, you cranking the gravity up to maximum for your own training. Some days Meloka joins in, others Ubo joins you, and occasionally you’re by yourself. But once your training’s done, either by you turning off the chamber or getting out of the Healing Pod, you rejoin your family for dinner. As the days turn to weeks, and the weeks turn to months, you all become far stronger.
cont
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>>2933795
I always figured that Zenkai boosts were just the Saiyan version of the human body's methods of repairing the body after stimulus.
Probably came about as a result of whatever fucked up and torturous environment the ancestors of Saiyans came from.
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>>2933807
I wonder what the arbiter would think if he saw karn training.
I can only ever imagine karn screaming in primal fury with every movement, as if every moment spent in that room were a life and death battle.
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>>2933810
Considering we're breaking limbs just to get a leg up on him, the Arbiter would be shitting himself if he saw our routine.
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>>2933877
meant for >>2933835
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>>2933888
People at the bar watching karn train for the arbiter fight: Ohoho, he looks pissed.
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Ah man, i really want an omake where canon and abridged vegeta somehow get their hands on karn's time scroll, watching all the shit he's done over the years and commentating on it with future trunks or something.
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>>2933807
Showering off after your final, quick workout before arrival, you get out and dress in one of the newer, sturdier model suits you’d picked out before the battle. Once dressed, you equip one of the scouters you’d brought along, scanning yourself to see your final power. You watch as the number climbs higher and higher, reading ERROR as it hits 999,999. You’ve done it, you’ve broken through the one million powerlevel barrier. You can’t help but feel proud of yourself, once again remembering just how far you’ve come since you first started working for Freeza. With a smile you turn the scouter off, striding forth as your team assembles on the bridge.

“Hey, you’re looking serious.” Meloka says, seeing you before the kids notice you’re in the room. “You okay?”
“Yeah, I’m fine.” you reply, hugging your wife a moment. You sense her power’s still far closer to yours than anyone else’s, you suspect she’s surpassed a million as well. You think all this before your kids notice you’re in the room, Chaya running up and trying to tackle you. You catch her and Broly each with one hand, snatching Chilli’s wrist as he tries to jump between them and get you. “Ah ah ah, no roughhousing on the bridge, remember?”

Disappointed “Okaaaay”s follow your proclamation, you scanning the three of them with your scouter before they run off to go play elsewhere. Broly’s strength has grown to 91857, Chaya’s to 70934, and Chilli’s to 39982. They nearly plow Emilia over as they run out of the bridge, the assassin’s reflexes saving her from getting trampled.

“Easy guys, slow down!” she says with a laugh, spinning away as the trio run off down the halls. She then turns back to the bridge, walking in as if nothing happened. Your scouter still on, you see her strength has risen as well, up to 395,000. But then your scouter errors out again as Raven opens one of her portals, her and the giant Ubo stepping through. You deactivate the scouter as he walks in, your pilot announcing as soon as her portal closes.

“Dreadzone Battledome within range, preparing to dock.” he says, but before he or anyone can say anything else the monitor lights up with a call.
“Greetings, Super Saiyan Karn. And crew.” the familiar alien says. It’s him. “Allow me to introduce myself. I am Gleeman Vox, founder and CEO of the Vox Network. And I have just one question for you, valiant Saiyans and assembled warriors: ARE YOU READY TO BLOW SHIT UP?!!!”
“General, we’ve got two dozen ships incoming!” Orlen says, turning to you worriedly. “They’ve locked on to the ship!”

Well?
>Hell yeah! Kids, c’mon and get in here!
>Wait, what do you mean?
>Wait, why are you sending ships after us?
>Raven, Ubo, could you both go take care of those while I talk with Vox?
>Go destroy the ships yourself, this could be fun
>Other(write in)
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>>2933911
>Raven, Ubo, could you both go take care of those while I talk with Vox?
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>>2933911
>>Go destroy the ships yourself, this could be fun
FINALLY
about time someone gave us a decent welcoming party
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>>2933911
>Charge an energy blast and put it right in his face
>"If you ever endanger my crew or my family again, i'll blast you and this whole planet to hell. I don't care what frieza or anyone else says about it, understand?"
>Destroy the ships with everyone

>>2933930
Don't forget, our crew is still on the ship and actually needs defending. They'll die if they get blown up.
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>>2933911
>Hell yeah! Kids, c’mon and get in here!
Showing that our kids are strong enough to destroy Vox’s ships wills be hilarious.
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>>2933934
I get what you're saying but I still want to point out everything wrong with what you just said.
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>>2934008
Well, you feel how you feel, you do how you do.
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>>2934013
He was probably about to point out the fact that we can't really threaten him with an energy blast as he's not here with us right now.
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>>2933914
>>2933930
>>2933934
>>2933940
And ANOTHER tie. What is with all the ties today? Leaving the vote open another 5 minutes
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>>2934023
Oh. Oh dear me.

Somehow i read that as vox appearing once the ship door opened.
That's just completely, entirely wrong in every way, and doesn't even make sense even if it did say that when you think about it.

I'll... i'll be getting some sleep now.
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>Hell yeah! Kids, c’mon and get in here!

I'm down for child havoc.
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>>2933911
>>Hell yeah! Kids, c’mon and get in here!
changing to this
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>>2933914
>>2933934
>>2933940
>>2934038
>>2934065
Hell yeah! Kids, c’mon and get in here wins it. Writing.
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>>2933911
“Hell yeah!” you reply, clenching your fist before you. But suddenly, you get a better idea than going out and destroying them yourself. You turn to the door, it sliding open as you approach. “Kids, c’mon and get in here! The fun’s about to start!”

As soon as you finish shouting, the three of them immediately dash into the room, full of energy.

“Is it time is it time is it time?” Chaya asks, literally bouncing in excitement.
“It’s time.” you tell her, Chaya throwing her arms into the air as you chuckle and ruffle her hair.
“Yaaaay!!” she cheers, as you turn to the screen and see Vox’s dumbfounded face.
“Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?! he asks, confused. “You’re sending your children to battle?”
“Of course.” you tell him, then turn to the three older children. “There’s two dozen bad guys out there. Whoever smashes the most, wins!”
“I’mma smash them all!” Chaya shouts, taking off towards the airlock. Broly and Chilli aren’t far behind, not letting her get out there before them as you turn back to Vox.

“You’re really sending your children out against my robots?” he asks you. “Are you sure that’s a good idea? I already negotiated it with Freeza, I’m not liable for any damage done to you or those you bring with you.”
“Don’t worry about them.” you reply, watching out the bridge as your kids all take off into the void. “Just sit back and watch the show.”

You then nod to Raven, who nods back and sends out her dark spectral form through the bridge and out into space, to quickly retrieve any of them if they run out of breath. But you and everyone quickly sees that the precaution was unnecessary.

Chaya reaches one of Vox’s ships first, and with an Energy Punch she punches straight through the ship. It explodes behind her as she continues her charge, smashing another several ships. From the way she’s spinning through the air, you can tell she’s enjoying herself. Broly’s approach, meanwhile, is far more brutal. Mimicking how you’d smash Covenant warships, he grabs one of the Dreadzone ships and smashes it into another, both exploding nicely. He spots two flying too close together, tossing a green sphere of energy between them which explodes, consuming both vessels. Chilli’s approach, however, surprises you. Much like his mother, Chilli keeps back, firing wave after wave of energy, blasting the attacking ships to bits. Within a few moments, the “battle” is over.

“Marvelous! Stupendous! Absolutely incredible!” Vox shouts, you turning back to the owner of Dreadzone as your kids all return to the airlock. “I hadn’t seen this coming, but your kids are absolute gold! Here, watch this.”

With that he pulls the lens focused on him over, you seeing a video feed.
cont
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i wanna see canon gokus reaction to us
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>>2934298
>"Oh wow this guy's pretty strong! I wanna fight hi- oh he's killing everyone. What a jerk."
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>>2934269
“I Can’t Believe It, folks!” a green alien in a suit announces, the man holding a mic and sitting next to a robot designed to look female as an audience roars behind him. “It seems that the ships we sent out are being intercepted by three pint-size Saiyans!”
“Indeed Dallas.” the robot says, her mic a headset. “It would seem that they’re having little difficulty, both with the harsh conditions of outer space and with our fighters.”
“You said it, Juanita! Just look at them go!” the green alien, Dallas, shouts. He’s as excited as a small child, ooh-ing and aah-ing at the explosions. Once the “battle” is over, he turns back to the camera. “And just like that, the Saiyans have crushed our defenses. Why have the Saiyans come here? What could they want? Find out when we come back, right after this!”

With that Vox cuts the tv off, reorienting the camera back on himself.

“Excellent showing, the crowds are going to eat it up!” he says, rubbing his hands together. You notice one of his hands is mechanical, you wonder what happened to him. Did he used to compete? “I’ve already told the boys to prepare the VIP landing platform for you, we’ll get the boys set up and ready for the next shot.”

And with that he hangs up, before you can say anything.

“He’s rather... Odd.” Raven says in her unique monotone way, you agreeing before the door opens.
“Daddy did you see me? Did you see me?!” Chaya shouts excitedly as your pilots pull into the VIP bay, you seeing dozens of humanoid machines there to greet you all, others setting up cameras, lighting and sound equipment. “Did I get the most?”
“No I got the most!” Chilli says, the two turning and arguing about who destroyed more. Broly doesn’t say anything, watching them bickering back and forth. They then both turn to you, and simultaneously ask “Who got the most?”

Well?
>Broly did, tell them to work even harder next time
>You all did great(don’t say any of them won)
>You both tied, neither of you won
>Let them argue amongst themselves, they can handle this
>Other(write in)
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>>2934331
This, to be honest. He’d probably appreciate our combat prowess, but be unimpressed by our willingness to kill our opponents and not stupidly leave them alone to come back even stronger and deadlier then before.
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>>2934353
and then his face when we accidentally that emusion planet
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>>2934352
>Other: To be honest you were all so amazing that I forgot to count.
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>>2934365
>>Other: To be honest you were all so amazing that I forgot to count.
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>>2934352
>The winner was Broly, but you all did great out there!
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>>2934352
>>Other: To be honest you were all so amazing that I forgot to count.
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>>2934352
>Broly did, tell them to work even harder next time
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>>2934385
This. Don’t make them feel bad, but acknowledge that Broly won.
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HOLY SHIT
I JUST REALIZED
>Chaya, our firstborn girl, takes after her dad
>Chili, our firstborn son, takes after his mom
And also
>Much like his mother, Chilli keeps back, firing wave after wave of energy, blasting the attacking ships to bits.
If we can take him down the path of Energy more than the path of Melee, he might take after Freeza and the Guardian too.
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>>2934352
>Other: To be honest you were all so amazing that I forgot to count.
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>>2934365
>>2934376
>>2934385
>>2934402
>>2934416
>>2934443
Write in wins it. Interesting, writing.
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>>2934441
Our baby boy shall become Dakka, just like his mother. Oh, I'm so proud of him.
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>>2934464
Inseparable not-quite-conjoined twins for maximum cuteness when?
i'm feeling better after my nap
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>>2934581
We’re going to have to learn about Fusion just so that we can teach it to the two of them.
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>>2934352
“You guys were all so amazing I actually forgot to count.” you say, Chaya and Chilli “awww”ing that you didn’t pick one of them as a winner. But with their argument now settled, you take your family with you down the ramp, seeing the announcers Vox had just shown you on his screen on another screen.

“And there they are folks, two of the strongest Saiyans in the universe, General Karn and Meloka!” Dallas shouts, the crowd behind him screaming and cheering. “And it would seem the recently-wed Saiyans have certainly been busy, what’s that, five children already?”
“So, great warriors.” Juanita says, cutting her cohost off with an elbow to the ribs. “Do tell us, because we all want to know: why have some of the universe’s strongest fighters come here, to the Battledome? Are you here to compete? To show that you can defeat even the mightiest of Dreadzone competitors?”

“No way.” you reply, Dallas overly-dramatically gasping at your proclamation.
“But, if you’re not here to compete, why are you here?” he asks. “Surely such an important figure in the PTO’s military structure, a top-ranking general, would have more important things to do?”
“Nah, we’re on vacation.” you say, pulling Meloka closer to you. She’s holding young Tatsu and Tomi, the twins each holding onto Meloka with one hand while trading punches with their free hand. “Lord Freeza said we’d earned a break after that battle. And we’ve shown the universe what we can do. Now we’re here to watch our little competitors show the universe what they can do.”
“Wait now hold on just a minute.” Dallas says, the cameras focusing on Chaya, Broly, and Chilli. “You three will be competing in this season of Dreadzone?”

“Yeah!” Chaya shouts enthusiastically, throwing her fists up. “I’mma be the bestest, just like Momma and Daddy!”
“Well aren’t you just adorable.” Juanita says. “And what is your name?”
“I’m Chaya!” she says, pointing with a thumb to herself, puffing out her chest and standing as big as she can. “I’m almost six years old! And one day, I’mma be even stronger than Broee, Momma, and Daddy!”
“I’m sure you will, you little scamp.” Dallas says, then turns to the boys. “And what about you two? What are your names?”
“I’m Broly, and I’m five. Broly says, looking a little nervous around the cameras. Chilli, however, runs behind Meloka, hiding behind her leg and peeking out shyly.
“And that’s my little brother.” Chaya says, pointing at Chilli who hides further back. You notice, however, that the two cohosts’ eyes widen in surprise.
“Look out, an assassin!” Dallas yells and, despite being somewhere else, leaps beneath his desk. You turn and see Emilia walking down, then turn back to the startled announcers.
“It’s fine, she’s with us.” you say, much to their shock.
“WHAAAAAAT?!!”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uhUzEqBtLwU

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 60 End-
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>>2934667
And that’s it for this weekend’s run, everyone having fun? Ready for the kids to begin showing off what they can do? Ready for the consequences of showing Emilia’s location to the Lin Kuei? All that and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest!
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>>2934706
Had a lot of fun GD, great session.
Also about that spoiler, you act like that wasn't the plan all along.
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>>2934706
Ready to deny us the chance to work on Berserker again?
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>>2934706
>Ready for the consequences of showing Emilia’s location to the Lin Kuei?
Pff, the Lin Kuei can try and come after us, if they want. We've got to have stealth detection bonuses up the ass, at this point.

>>2934718
Eh, that's on anons not voting for it when we were on New Salda, not GD. Training Berserk while we were on the ship would have been the stupidest fucking idea ever. We'll probably have the time to do it now that we're on solid ground again.
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>>2934735
>Pff, the Lin Kuei can try and come after us, if they want. We've got to have stealth detection bonuses up the ass, at this point.

But anon, getting beset by assassins isn't cool.
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>>2934735
>that's on anons voting for it when we were on New Salda and GD throwing out the tie breaker.
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>>2934706
>Ready for the consequences of showing Emilia’s location to the Lin Kuei?
To be fair, she did that. Not us.

If they ain't learned yet, they ain't gonna get the chance now.
Karn has the ears of a bat, the eyes of a hawk and the ki sense of zeno zoldyck.
That ki sense made him through the whole fucking war with the covenant full of invisible insta-kill assassins.
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>>2934711
>Also about that spoiler, you act like that wasn't the plan all along.
It was my plan all along.
>>2934718
>Ready to deny us the chance to work on Berserker again?
You had opportunities to, and will have more.
>>2934735
>We've got to have stealth detection bonuses up the ass, at this point.
That Crit on detecting Zeno certainly helped.
>>2934763
They’ll learn why the Zoldycks refuse to come after you any longer, and why the Covenant Elites fear you.
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>>2934801
>They’ll learn why the Zoldycks refuse to come after you any longer, and why the Covenant Elites fear you.

Because the Zoldycks are really expensive so no one is hiring them and they are professionals who won't let feelings get in the way of business? Because the Elites smell really bad and that gives them away every time?

Am I doing this right?
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>>2934801
>That Crit on detecting Zeno certainly helped.
You can't sneak up on Karn.
This is a well established fact.

Karn's twitchy as fuck.
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>>2934801
So who hold the mantle of Sub Zero in this universe, Bi-Han or Kuai Liang?
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>>2934826
>Karn's twitchy as fuck.
Growing up in what amounts to an active war-zone and spending your adolescence genociding entire planets will do that to you.
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guys, do we shill the Karnage training method
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>>2934846
Obviously.
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>>2934846
If they throw us the mic, we're pretty much obligated to.
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>>2934826
>Karn's twitchy as fuck.
More like we've got a Karn-sense that tingles whenever something bad is about to happen or someone tries to get the drop on us.

>>2934846
Ofc.
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>>2934818
>Because the Elites smell really bad and that gives them away every time?
Kek
>>2934826
>Karn's twitchy as fuck.
Very much so. His instincts are honed like a blade.
>>2934835
Good question. You’d probably have to ask Zeno, but even he may not know.
>>2934844
Not wrong.
>>2934846
Go for it.
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>>2934801
>They’ll learn why the Zoldycks refuse to come after you any longer, and why the Covenant Elites fear you.

Eyes! The invisibility, it does nothing!
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>>2934992
Neat, i've never seen it just drop a word like that before.
Or maybe it didn't. Maybe i need more sleep.

Maybe "it" is my brain.
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>>2934978
Do Saiyans still eat the bodies of aliens they kill when they're hungry?
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>>2935007
Why would they stop? They've got a lot of Covenant corpses on New Salda right now, why waste them?
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>>2935077
Because there are tens, possibly hundreds of billions of corpses and thousands of saiyans?
Because most of the ones that weren't outright vaporized were charred to an unrecognizable cinder by karn?
Because the freezers stopped working when everything was destroyed?
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>>2935083
All the more reason to eat them while they're still good!
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>>2934992
Oh, invisibility being ineffective is why the Covenant Elites fear you. Their greatest weapon is useless.
>>2935007
When they’re hungry and/or the enemies taste good.
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Now that I think about it, I hope we get to do some guest commentary.
We are a famous super warrior after all.
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>>2935148
To be fair, their cloaking tech is fucking garbage even without being able to sense Ki.
The amount of heat the cloaking field radiates is stupidly high for stealth operations. They light up like nobody's business on basic ass thermal cameras because of that.
Hell, you'd be able to see the steam coming off of them in colder environments.
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>>2935183
Oh, Karn’ll certainly get the chance. Especially during the upcoming Chaya episode(s).
>>2935187
Also not wrong. But for regular people, or hell even Saiyans not expecting them, they get slaughtered. Yet you killed them by the hundreds.
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>>2935262
And not because of thermal cameras or anything they can do something about either.
Karn can just fucking SMELL them or something, as far as they know. He just knows, dude.

You can't sneak up on karn.
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>>2935262
>Oh, Karn’ll certainly get the chance. Especially during the upcoming Chaya episode(s).

>"Yeah you really gotta watch out for the Su Ma quintuple-backflipping-inverse-drop-kick or you might lose your lunch and half of your ribs."
>"Uh, Karn, all we saw was a blur and a spray of blood."

Better get those slow-mo cameras ready. Non-fightlads are going to lose track of these supersonic children.
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>Karn's razor sharp instincts and battle-honed muscle memory make a better case for him getting UI than Goku just sorta figuring it out for no real reason
Really makes you think.
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We should really use Su-Ma grappling more btw.
Can't exactly punch (well) with a broken everything ya know.
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>>2935295
>You can't sneak up on karn.
You’d have to be really good, lucky, and Karn’d have to be having a bad day.
>>2935344
>Better get those slow-mo cameras ready. Non-fightlads are going to lose track of these supersonic children.
What do you think the entire siege was filmed with?
>>2935346
>battle-honed muscle memory
To be fair, Goku has that down. He learned a move that took 50 years to develop by watching it done once.
>>2935352
Can’t swing a sword if your shoulder is pulled out of socket.
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>>2934667
Dallas, you're a dumbass, but we love your commentary.
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>>2934846
Blasphemy, OF COURSE WE WILL, GET FIT UNIVERSE!
>>2935346
His ass kicking boots have a mind of their own, Karn just lets them go do their thing.
>>2935408
We at worst only experience two of those things to fuck us over.
>What do you think the entire siege was filmed with?
......3d cameras so people can watch the Karnage in hi definition?
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>>2935408
>What do you think the entire siege was filmed with?

Hold on don't tell me. Was it "reduced speed visual recording and transmitting drones"? Maybe "temporally altered non-film-footage non-physically-transporting devices"? Oh I got it "4th dimensional inhibited immaterial location-changing machines"!
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>>2934801
>They’ll learn why the Zoldycks refuse to come after you any longer
Because each time they came for our head, we wiped the floor with their faces?
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>>2935408
What I wanna know is, What fucking race are the Zoldycks in SCQ canon? We know what Ubo is, and they certainly can't be humans...
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>>2935882
Eh, I’ve just been writing off the human characters like Guts and the Joestars and the Zoldycks as members of some obscure alien races that happen to resemble humanity, like the Saiyans or the Tamaraneans.
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>>2935927
Or wherever Recoome is from.
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Sometimes i wonder how much that little bit of gravity training we did with jotaro helped him out, and if he still remembers it.
Would be cool shit to have him hang out on occasion, maybe be a friend we can call up when the need arises.

Imagine teaching jotaro to use energy body or just how to fire a beam or two. That'd make up big time for a stand's glaring weakness, the powerlessness of it's wielder's real body.
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wonder how the public is going to react to our training method tho.
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>>2936119
>So Karn, how did your tykes get so darn strong?
>Nothing special, I just had 'em start on a lighter version of my regimen.
>What exactly does a one-man-army like yourself do to keep in shape anyhow?
>Just some simple enhanced gravity training, I like to keep it at fifty times my normal gravity.
>But...aren't you from Planet Vegeta? The gravity there is already at an insane ten times galactic average!
>I was talking about the gravity on New Salda actually. It's about twice what Planet Vegeta was.
>W-what?! How do you even stand up in that kind of gravity, let alone breathe!?
>I worked my way up to it obviously. It's had quite the affect now that I think about it...
>H-how strong were you before?
>Hmm...my powerlevel was a few thousand before I started training like that. Now I'm at about 1.2 Million I think?
>Have you confirmed that with a scouter?
>Not exactly. The damn things can't even get a read on me anymore.
And just like that, warriors from across the galaxy are gonna want to train with us.
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>>2936140
>Well, before transforming that is. After that, my power is over 50 million.
>And of course, once i ascend it's over a hundred million.
>And there's this new form i'm working on, but it's pretty hard to wrangle in all that energy, you know?
>Oh, but i always train in my base form, of course. There's no point otherwise.
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>>2935413
He’s great.
>>2935468
So far.
>>2935474
Kek.
>>2935598
Also this.
>>2935882
Who knows? Whatever they are, they’re certainly strong.
>>2936107
It did make him a little stronger. And he certainly remembers that crushing weight. It actually helped him move about in Za Warudo a little easier.
>>2936119
>before
Sweet I can train like Karn
>after
Nah fuck that
>>2936140
Well they’ll certainly tremble in fear. But you reveal that, and many will make the jump to enhanced gravity training.
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>>2936299
>gravity and capsule technology is in babby stages
>for the next 20 years it goes absolutely nowhere, all the scientists in the universe are incapable of creating any breakthroughs
>on some backwater planet, a genius invents several innovative devices that greatly increase the effectiveness of enhanced gravity-based training, putting Earth as the centerpiece as the technological capital of the galaxy
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>>2936299
How far would the Zoldycks be willing to go if they ever heard of a method to resurrect the dead? What would they sacrifice to bring Killua back?
Would they be foolish enough to accept the ultimate being's offer, if he ever made it? After all - even a lowly vampire can bring back people dead for several hundred years as a zombie. Kars could easily bring their beloved child back as a vampire.
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>>2936299
Check this webm out. Is all of Yu Yu Hakusho this fucking good?
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>>2936303
Would definitely get that/those scientists some measure of renown, even if they’re exceptionally weak beings.
>>2936426
Would depend on which one was asked, and how good the deal sounds. Don’t forget, that child has been dead for years now.
>>2936590
>check this webm out
>QM infamous for phoneposting
Anon, I...
>Is all of Yu Yu Hakusho this fucking good?
From what I remember it was a pretty great show.
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>>2936590
On my phone, so can’t really check the Webm, but Kuwabara is generally a pretty great humour character. Even his name just sounds kind of silly. And Yu Yu Hakusho is really good. As long as you’re okay with tournament arcs anyways, it has a few of those.
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>>2936609
I just think Vampire Killua sounds like one bullshit enemy. You know how Dio had that ice thing going on? I bet he'd do something similar, but with his body's natural bioelectricity.
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>>2936622
Eh, I feel like even if he got revived as a vampire he’d still be weaker then us. We were able to kill him back when he went after us before, and we’re waaaaay stronger then we were back then. I doubt some regeneration, shitty eye beams and whatever other weird powers Jojo Vampires have that I’ve forgotten would save him from us if he tried to fight us again.
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>>2936630
I'm not entirely sure, to be honest. We only see masks used on normies, and that elevates them pretty high. I feel like if it was used on a non-normie, it'd be a very significant jump.
Maybe not significant enough to be on our level in raw power, though. But it was never raw power you had to be afraid of when it comes to both vampires and assassins.
That being said, even if he started out on a lower level, he could probably grow stronger very quickly just by hunting appropriate victims, which would probably be pretty easy for him.
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>>2936642
True, though within this universe I guess we don’t really know if vampirism would improve your physical abilities by some percentage, or if there’s a certain amount that it enhances all vampires by. If it’s the former then it’d probably be pretty strong (I still feel like it wouldn’t be enough to even get close to closing the gap between us and Killua though, considering his base power level was only around 35k when we killed him and barely 1.75 mil when he used his lightning form. Even if it multiplied his powe tenfold or something he’d still be way weaker then us) and if it’s the latter then it’s probably useless on the physical enhancement front, considering how weak Kars is.
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>>2936299
>But you reveal that, and many will make the jump to enhanced gravity training.
I suppose we should just keep it a secret then. Not that it'd matter much seeing as the majority of people can't get gains like Saiyans.
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>>2936998
People just need to learn to practice. Piccolo sat in Arizona for a year and got swole. Tien just did monk shit and got up to Frieza level at the very least by the Cell Saga. Even Krillin was stronk as fuck compared to the rest of the universe.
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>>2937083
too bad none of it matters unless you're the stronkily-stroklestist
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>>2937089
Damn Saiyan favoritism. Tien was one of the coolest when he showed up. Then they shit on him. Because Toriyama hates enlightenment or something. And the Chinese. Poor Chiaotzu.
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>>2936618
>Kuwabara is generally a pretty great humour character.
This. He’s the Joey Wheeler
>>2936622
It would be powerful.
Speaking of, Why didn’t Dio simply FREEZE Jotaro while time was frozen?
>>2936630
>Eh, I feel like even if he got revived as a vampire he’d still be weaker then us.
Not wrong.
>>2936998
Since Saiyans can eventually adapt to ANY gravity, the get much better results than most other species who’d simply eventually get crushed no matter how strong they got.
>>2937083
THIS. Most in the universe have simply accepted their place as inferiors.
>>2937093
>Japanese/Chinese mutual hate
>surprised the Chinese martial artist stand-in gets the shit end of the stick
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>>2937135
I think the real problem with enhanced gravity training for normal people is that it makes everything heavier. Including your blood. You heart can't pump blood that is 10x heavier than normal. I suppose being stupid stronk through your PL would help but still. Once you started getting tired you'd just drop like a rock. And suffocate. Frieza gets a pass because his biology is already impossible

Chiaotzu was innocent. He did not deserve what he got. Yajirobe got better treatment. The obese asshole who was only a detriment to society. He ate all the fucking beans.
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>>2937135
>Why didn’t Dio simply FREEZE Jotaro while time was frozen?
Well Dio does like gloating and besides if i recal that technique needed full contact with a person and Jotaro did trick him into thinking he could move in stopped time, the REAL question is why he never thought of using the eye beam.
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>>2937157
Not wrong. And of course Yajirobe got better treatment, Toriyama loves his gag characters.
>>2937242
He did like to gloat. Or to simply touch something they’re touching, like a sword. As for eye beam, who knows? It was a weapon of last resort, maybe it fucks the user up for awhile?
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>>2937135
>Tien is cannon the strongest human, spending all his time training while everyone else fucks around
>Toriyama: "Mah fuck that chinaman, the bald midget Krillin gets the title because he's Goku's best friend and he's Japanese"
>No, that isn't enough, lets give that midget an ultra hot cyborg wife that looks hot no matter the age. Tien can get his shit pushed in by Cell and do nothing ever again
>Even though he made the Death Beam technique first in cannon, and by all rights he is the best fighter there, he can play second fiddle to the whimpy brat and the slug man.
Fucking hell I hate what the did to him, Plague of Gripes did a awesome video about the shit they dragged him through.
>>2937361
Why the hell did he even have eyebeams anyways?
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>>2937361
Toriyama is really good at wasting good characters.

>>2937367
>Plague of Gripes did a awesome video about the shit they dragged him through.

>"This is not a Dragon Ball channel."
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>>2937367
>Why the hell did he even have eyebeams anyways?
It's best not to question it. I think it was handwaved as liquid being shot at a high speed from their eyes, though why they'd have that isn't really explained either. Vampires be vampires.
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>>2937428
I feel like Vampires got away with a lot of weird shit, after the Pillar Men were introduced and people stopped focusing on them. That one guy made spikes out of his body hair, and somehow fused with a fucking door or something. And what was even up with the flesh buds?
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>>2937367
>Tien can get his shit pushed in by Cell and do nothing ever again
To be fair, he got to give Cell the biggest middle finger of anyone in that arc before Gohan.
>Why the hell did he even have eyebeams anyways?
Dramatic effect?
>>2937389
>Toriyama is really good at wasting good characters.
Too true. Poor Vegeta will never get a meaningful win.
>>2937446
>I feel like Vampires got away with a lot of weird shit, after the Pillar Men were introduced and people stopped focusing on them. That one guy made spikes out of his body hair, and somehow fused with a fucking door or something. And what was even up with the flesh buds?
Who even knows? JJBA got wierd.
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>>2937367
>>2937628
I assume you're talking about the Space Ripper Stingy Eyes?
That's the vampire forcing high pressure fluid through his eyes to create a cutting beam, most likely it has something to do with vampiric regeneration, but it's never explained exactly how they do it.
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>>2937628
>Who even knows? JJBA got weird.
I won't deny that JJBAs was weird (Great, but weird), but I disagree with the assertion that it GOT weird. It was pretty weird from the start.
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>>2937765
>Space Ripper Stingy Eyes
That name never fails to get a laugh out of me. They couldn't have come up with a lamer name if they tried. Even Ripper Eyes would have been better.
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>>2936666
Holy fucking get, megasatan
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>>2937933
THAT'S MR. SATAN TO YOU
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>>2937765
>Space Ripper Stingy Eyes?
Such a great name(and here’s why)
>>2937772
It got wierder as it went. First season was far less wierd than season three.
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QM UPDATE

So good news and bad news. Bad news for you all is I will not be able to run this weekend, as I’ll have family visiting. Good news is the next episode will star the universe’s most adorable Saiyan: Chaya!
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>>2938272
rip in pepperonis
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>>2938282
Another plus side, I’ll be able to finish this King Vegeta II epilogue over the weekend.
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>>2938313
Wew, the adventures of king shota and his murderous waifu!
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Oh thank god, 4chan is working again.
>>2938313
this>>2938316
they are top cute together and I would look forward to more of them.
>>2938272
Based, our little girl shall be the stronkest ever just like daddy, mommy, and uncle Freezy.
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>>2938316
Kek. Y’all have no idea what’s actually going on there. But you will soon.
>>2938346
Dreadzone isn’t ready for the incoming cuteness.
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>>2938376
Lewd things.
Lewd things are happening there.
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>>2938376
Vegeta doing his royal duty and making some hiers AND getting an assassin clan as his allies? I would hope so, they make a cute couple.
>Dreadzone isn’t ready for the incoming cuteness.
>The Universe isn't ready for the upcoming cuteness
ftfy
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>>2938388
I think the consensus for the showrunners at the Dome is gonna be
>WHY IS THIS FAMILY SO MARKETABLE?!
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>>2938396
Vox is gonna be like
>"Praise the Kai's, I STRUCK GOLD WITH THESE KIDS!"
Do you think he'll try and make a kid friendly version of the tournament in an effort to get more competitors? Orphans across the universe could look at the kids and GET FIT in an effort to get their fame and glory.
And autographed Chibi Chaya keychains.
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>>2938399
I could see a youth dome organized if our kids prove a big enough draw.
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>>2938404
>Chaya, the cutest little fighter the universe has ever see
>Broly, the uber child that is the best big brother he can be, protecting his siblings with all he's got
>Chilli, the adorable shy boy that has milfs and cougars Araing across the galaxy, using his Dakka to blow away the people that threaten his family
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As strong as Chaya is and as driven as she is I think Broly will be able to pull away from her in terms of raw power once he gets a handle on his Legendary form. When he isn't afraid of losing control anymore he can more freely push his boundaries and Broly is a genetic freak of strength even as a baby.

After all, Broly is the Legendary Super Saiyan prophesied to kill Frieza and blah blah fuck (non)canon and its interpretations he is lad and is raised by good people.

It's still my headcanon that Broly was what Frieza was worried about even if neither of them knew it.
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>>2938379
Maybe? You’ll find out.
>>2938388
Well he’s certainly learning from her. And the universe is definitely not ready.
>>2938396
Vox will certainly think so.
>>2938399
Perhaps, who knows?
>spoiler
I need this. I need an anon to create this.
>>2938413
Those 3 will certainly be something new for Dreadzone fans.
>>2938445
That form will allow him to surpass even most other Super Saiyans, with time.
>spoiler
Quite possibly.
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wonder how much pants shitting golden great ape will cause if anybody sees that while we are trying to get a hang of it
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>>2938445
I interpret the legend of the Super Saiyan as almost explicitly referring to Broly seeing as he's actually a once in a 1,000 years genetic freak.
As for SSJ being mistaken as what the prophecy was referring to, I figure that most Saiyans lacked the either the power or the emotional capacity to actually transform for the longest time.
So for centuries nobody had actually seen either transformation, thus leading to the misconception by Vegeta that Goku was the "Legendary Super Saiyan".
I can see why he'd say that seeing as regular SSJ is already a massive power-up, but Legendary just shits on it in every single way possible and fits the description of the prophecy a lot better.
Goku and Broly being born at almost the exact same time muddies things a lot further now that I think about it.
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>>2938467
This, i want to smell the boy's fear running down his leg as the picture of primal karn flashes through his mind for the first time
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>>2938467
>Trunks' fw

>>2938459
>That form will allow him to surpass even most other Super Saiyans, with time.

Even without it he won the genetic lottery. He just hasn't done anything with it. Not like in "canon" where one of the first things he did was fly an orb through space, then started to murder things across the galaxy with his daddy.

Broly's power is MAXIMUM after all.
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>>2938481

if thats trunks face when golden ape,

the whats his face if we ever somehow pull off emerald great ape
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>>2938496
>the whats his face if we ever somehow pull off emerald great ape
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>>2938496
This seems about right
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>>2938496
Probably this.
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>>2938467
Depends on who it is. Trunks will certainly fear that.
>>2938475
Kek.
>>2938481
Right now, Freeza can still defeat Broly even when he’s Berserk.
>>2938496
Probably would throw his hands up and just walk away.
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>>2938587
>Right now, Freeza can still defeat Broly even when he’s Berserk.


Well yeah, no one can beat Frieza. Because his dad would never hit his princess.

Seriously though that isn't much of a fair fight right now since Broly is a child. And one who hasn't had a significant zenkai from a knife to his infant chest. I'm sure if you took a late-teen or young-adult Broly vs current Frieza then Broly would give him one hell of a run for his money. It's still not quite the same because our Broly isn't full-tard.

But could Ubo beat Berserk Broly? I bet he couldn't without going Super Sunlad
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>>2938587
Hypotheticall speaking, who could we go toe-to-toe with as an Emeral Great Ape right now?
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>>2938587
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Wait a minute...
Ubo is basically Day-Man. We should have him tag along when we go confront Kars.
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>>2938605
Not wrong. But, on the other hand, in this timeline Broly’s been training.
>spoiler
Now? Yes, pretty easily.
>>2938606
Right now? You could probably end King Cold before you exploded.
>>2938610
Kek.
>>2938614
>We should have him tag along when we go confront Kars.
Are you REALLY sure that that’s a good idea?
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>>2938625
>Now? Yes, pretty easily.

ur just shilling ur semi-oc u haturr

Broly go get stabbed in the chest so you can stop being so weak. I'm kidding don't die pls
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>>2938625
>Are you REALLY sure that that’s a good idea?
He can handle the horde of lesser vampires while we deal with the flamboyant rock man.
I know the chief concern is Kars getting Kryptonian traits on top of everything, but Ubo should (hopefully) be away from him for the duration of the conflict.
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>>2937135
>>2937135
>Why didn’t Dio simply FREEZE Jotaro while time was frozen?
The most likely answer is "Araki forgot", as he does with every stand user's abilities. Silver Chariot, come on...you can move fast enough to make clones...you can cut FIRE...

The more in-universe explanation is that it MIGHT be that he was unable to use many of his vampiric abilities until he seized full control of Jonathan's body and finally healed from that head-severing incident. Or, perhaps, being attached to a hamon-user's body supressed many of his abilities - or possibly some combination of the two.
As for why he didn't use it after drinking Joseph's blood? He was high as fuck, cocky as fuck, and probably didn't even think to at the time. He had tunnel vision, in a way.
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>>2938641
Remember, Freeza was able to restrain Berserk Broly awhile back, even without going 100%. Broly’s still a child, and not anywhere near his potential. It’d be like Karn from a year ago trying to fight Freeza in his final form.
>spoiler
No promises. We never know what tomorrow will bring.
>>2938695
>I know the chief concern is Kars getting Kryptonian traits on top of everything
Could you imagine if Kars went from the sun destroying him and his kind, to getting stronger from the sun’s rays? His ego would be boundless.
>>2938701
>The most likely answer is "Araki forgot", as he does with every stand user's abilities. Silver Chariot, come on...you can move fast enough to make clones...you can cut FIRE...
Silver Chariot was unfortunately nerfed, because they made Polnaref into a gag/Yamcha character.
>The more in-universe explanation is that it MIGHT be that he was unable to use many of his vampiric abilities until he seized full control of Jonathan's body and finally healed from that head-severing incident.
This sounds right.
>As for why he didn't use it after drinking Joseph's blood? He was high as fuck, cocky as fuck, and probably didn't even think to at the time. He had tunnel vision, in a way.
This also sounds right. Dio’s arrogant as fuck.
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>>2938778
I'm just giving you a hard time is all. I know what and why.

>No promises. We never know what tomorrow will bring.

Them's fightin' words.
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>>2938778
I am still pissed at everyone being fucking stupid and not killing that smug bastard on the spot.
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>>2938858
>not wanting optional super hard mode bosses

>wanting to make rash, if retrospectively correct decisions

>making the mistake of thinking anyone will ever agree

I'm sorry, anon.
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>>2938858
I want a boss fight and you can't stop me
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>>2938858
I for one welcome Kars. He's got 400+ iq. Maybe he'll make some dope shit while he figures out his goals in this massive universe.
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>>2938886
>>2938892
>>2938895
You idiots must be Goku's braincells infecting Karn from another dimension. Please die.
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>>2938908
>can't even understand satire

Nah bro I think you should die. Stop being a little butthurt baby. Get over it. Way to kill the buzz in the room.
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>>2938921
That buzzing isn't me, that's Kars puke after Yoda did what we should have done, but less efficient and more humiliating.
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>>2938908
Calm down.
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>>2938935
>Glass him intensifies.
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You'd think that'd be the stupidest thing Telltale has ever done, but you'd be surprised.
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>>2938945
Eh, I stopped expecting shit from the minuet they pushed sjw shit in their games and never mad more of The Wolf Among Us.
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>>2938953
Fun fact, every game they made after the first Season of the Walking Dead failed to bring in a profit.
I feel if they stayed away from big IP's like Batman and Game of Thrones and stayed with more niche stuff like A Wolf Among Us and Sam & Max, that wouldn't be the case.
Anyways, everything went downhill after their formula got real old real fast.
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>>2938967
I felt it was more because they never finished any story besides pushing "nothing matters dead", and pushed the episodic crap in every hole that could take it.
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>>2938978
That is also a big part of their problems
The Walking Dead shouldn't have gone past the first season desu and episodic shit just kills people's motivation to play through to the end.
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>>2938858
To be fair, he's smug for a reason.
Technically he's almost as perfect as cell, he just hasn't trained yet.

And look, i know this one's a long shot, but *maybe* he could end up as a bro.
He doesn't *have* to genocide the whole universe, you know. There are better things he could be doing.

Like competing with frieza in yearly tournaments to see who gets control over certain sections of the galaxy.
No armies, no dead soldiers, just two kings competing in fair combat, year after year.
And their second can stand next to them in that fight. Frieza's got us, but one wonders who Kars' right hand man would be?

I'm just saying, we could turn his existence into something fun rather than a threat to the universe.
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>>2939001
Kars's entire character is being a genocidal enslaving madman. Freeza is a asshole as is required by his job, Kars does it because he loves doing it. We aren't befriending him, he would stab us in the back the second he gets the chance. He is going to die at the first opportunity we get. There is no maybe for a fundamentally evil sack of vampiric leach shit.
Hw doesn't have right hand men, he has slaves and servants at best, his functioning equals are nothing more then pests if they cant serve him. He is only capable of being a threat to the universe.
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>>2939019
Yeah, but, like... c'moooooon.
I know i'm not the only one that likes the pillarbros, and i'm not the only one that wants a good end with Boros too.
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>>2939019
>Freeza is a asshole as is required by his job

No Freeza is an asshole because he's an asshole. Just like Cooler is an asshole because he's an asshole. Cooler and Freeza just smell different. Even Cold is an asshole. They are all assholes not because they need to be but because they are.

C'mon man.
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>>2938819
Never entirely sure who’s simply trolling, and who is asking genuine questions. So I try and answer the ones that could be serious to the best of my abilities.
>>2938858
He’s realized that he’s the metaphorical big fish from a small pond, and he lept into an ocean with many fish bigger than the pond he left.
>>2938895
>while he figures out his goals in this massive universe.
This! This is the point many have missed about Kars so far. He achieved his thousands of years in the works lifelong goal. What now? Besides killing Joestar, of course. But after that, what does he do? What’s left to achieve, since he conquered death(the sun) itself?
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>>2939024
Only one was a bro, and that's cause he was a honor bound fight nut that loved a challenge, and he's dead. The second was a sadistic nutjob that Kars killed because he was about to loose. Kars is a perfectionist asshole that kills his equals without thought.
>>2939030
Freeza and Cooler are assholes cause of daddy issuses and needing to run a giant empire while their dad hides out in the background that is retirement. It is their job and makes sense. Kars is just violently crazy and just wants to dominate others because he can. Stop acting like the Chilled clan is like that filth, their working on building an empire to kill Buu. Shove that, c'mon man back up your ass.
>>2939033
Please don't encourage this stupidity, the kids will get killed cause of them.
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>>2939033
>Never entirely sure who’s simply trolling, and who is asking genuine questions. So I try and answer the ones that could be serious to the best of my abilities.

That's fair. Though you can get some good discussion from your players by answering some of the dumb questions, too.

>What’s left to achieve, since he conquered death(the sun) itself?

Getting a 100 in one of the Yakuza Karaoke minigames? Being the first man to finish a 1/1000th scale recreation of the milky way galaxy? Discovering why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
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>>2939041
Cooler has daddy issues. Freeza does not. Your argument is inherently flawed.
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>>2939043
Only one of the achievements is inherently pointless.
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>>2939046
>Cooler has daddy issues from baby brother being favored
>Freeza has daddy issues from being coddled forever and getting into ultra passive aggressive fights with his brother
What the hell are you smoking and or what flight of stairs were you pushed down as a kid? There is no comparison here.
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>>2939048
Yeah. Fuck models of the milky way. That place is ass.
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>>2939053
I don't think you understand the ramifications of the term "daddy issues". "daddy issues" does not cover "spoiled rotten". Hence why they are called different things. Don't blame me for you being dumb.
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>What’s left to achieve, since he conquered death(the sun) itself?
I've asked myself this question many times, run through a lot of scenarios, D&D games, ect, where i've become an unkillable god.

The answer has always been to get bored, and then to start goofing around. Doing small stuff, not out of necessity, but for entertainment.
Walk from town to town instead of teleporting or flying, just to enjoy the scenery along the way, and maybe obliterate some bandits for shits and giggles.
Start up a family, enjoy a slow daily life with my wife and children, teaching them and watching them grow into unkillable gods just like dear ol' dad.
Go to some backwater community and settle down, seal my power so nobody knows a thing and just slowly improve the quality of life there until the citizens are happy as can be, living easy and fulfulling lives out on the frontier.

Every time i've hit a scenario where i'm so big that i can't get any bigger, i always choose to just go small again.
Even in games like fallout new vegas, once my gun skill hits 100, i put down the anti-materiel rifle and pick up a silenced 9mm, playing "snipe the cluster of pixels from across the map with this pistol" while wearing clothing with no defense at all.
Did you know it's possible to instantly kill a deathclaw with a sneak attack critical headshot from a varmit rifle if you use armor piercing 5.56? Only problem is, their heads are tiny from a distance, so if you miss it becomes a game of "empty your varmit rifle into them before they reach you"
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>>2939054
I was going to say cinnamon toast crunch being absolutely delicious, but the Milky Way is pretty boring.
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>>2939063
>I was going to say cinnamon toast crunch being absolutely delicious

You do get the joke, right? You have seen one of those old CTK commercials haven't you?
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>>2939059
That's nice, but were you playing a perfectionist vampire that just wanted to kill, enslave, and torture mortals for fun, forever? His character is evil, cartoonishly evil, because he can. That doesn't change.
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>>2939082
God, its been forever since I have seen one of those.
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>>2939085
You ask Kars that question because he'd never figure it out. Just like in the commercials he'd over analyze it. He could waste a hundred years just wondering what the question means. Never trusting a child's answer of "because it tastes good" because children are simple and foolish creatures. It's the ultimate prank.
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>>2939102
There'd be a mountain of dead children by the time Karn finally just eats some and figures out that kids fucking love sugar.
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>>2939083
Well, i've tried doing evil runs in the past, but i never enjoy them.
Once everyone's dead there's nothing left for me to interact with.

I'd much rather rule over an active world than a dead one.
There's no fun to be had in ruling over the ashes.

Of course, i still kill everyone i actually don't like and so-on, regardless of whether they're good or evil.
There aren't many of those, though.
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>>2939117
Yeah but they wouldn't be our kids or any Saiyan kids. Because Saiyan children only eat meat, the healthiest of meals. A+ parenting from the Saiyan species.
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>>2939102
You know.....if Jonathan didn't prank Kars with a volcano, that might work for a bit.
>>2939117
But what is sugar, and why did all these kids die to get a hold of it, was my experiment flawed? ZOMBIE, BRING ME MORE STARVING TODDLERS!
>>2939119
>Not being evil and able to bring back the dead to torture forever
Its like you cant into Ravenloft levels of evil.
And that is why you cant compare to Kars with Freeza, he is nothing you could act like. Freeza is lawful evil, sure, but Kars? Kars is Ravenloft Vampire Evil, and that is a evil beyond anything you or your character would be willing to do.
>>2939127
>Implying we don't make our kids eat their vegetables
>Implying Mr. Silver and Jim wont give them disappointed looks if they don't finish everything
>Implying SAIYAN KIDS wont eat everything.
Fail.
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>>2939127
>Because Saiyan children only eat meat, the healthiest of meals.
And bones, don't forget the bones.
They clean your teeth AND the marrow is delicious on top of being full of nutrients.
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>>2939137
>Not being evil and able to bring back the dead to torture forever

Well, i'm also a big humanity fanboy. I don't like humans who choose to be undead, recieve cybernetics, ect
Flesh and blood, baby.

Well, it's not that i hate them really. It's more like being gay.
If you're into that kinda shit then go ahead, but i'll stick with being human, thanks.
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>>2939137
>implying Silver and Jim give our children anything resembling un-nutritious but delicious crap cereals

>implying Saiyan kids have time to make a bowl of cereal when they are genociding a planet

>implying the biggest food group would be neglected to eat less nutritious plants when advanced cooking methods were unavailable (because they are rampaging across a planet as a giant monkey destroying everything)

I'm tellin' ya man. I thought all of this out already. Saiyans don't do cereal. Diet is mainly animal based proteins because meat is almost universally consumable whereas plants are not as edible in an untreated form generally speaking. When a Saiyan grows up a bit and has access to an actual kitchen they still usually default to mostly protein based diets except with more spices and herbs.

Roll with it my man. It may seem stupid at first but everything I listed is a very time consuming process for a perfectionist.
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>>2939154
>I don't like humans who choose to be undead, recieve cybernetics, ect
>he doesn't think the concept of swapping out parts are circumventing the laws of the universe are triumphs of Humanity
Being human is a state of mind bud, original bits or not.
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>>2939141
Marrow is pretty good. Meat jelly. A lot of people are kinda squeamish about cracking open bones though.

You right.
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>>2939167
>A lot of people are kinda squeamish about cracking open bones though.
That's like half the fucking fun
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>>2939163
>Being human is a state of mind bud, original bits or not.
What are you, a filthy transhumanist?
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>>2939154
that's fair
>>2939161
Meh, but your talking about on duty Saiyans, not us or the kids currently. I just thought about whether or not we have any of Layas's cooking recipes.
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>>2939041
>Please don't encourage this stupidity, the kids will get killed cause of them.
That’s a better question. What happens when he sees how happy Karn is with his family, and realizes he’s entirely alone in the universe?
>>2939043
Which is why they’re fun to answer.
>>2939059
That’s a good one. Different people go different routes. Some settle, some find other challenges, some fixate on squashing anyone who’d dare try and reach their level of power.
>Did you know it's possible to instantly kill a deathclaw with a sneak attack critical headshot from a varmit rifle if you use armor piercing 5.56?
Yes. And it’s also possible to clear Dead Wind Cavern solo with the golden gloves in a business suit, no heals. New Vegas was pretty great.
>>2939083
All he wanted was to become immortal. He’d even ignored all Joseph’s allies, because they were beneath his notice. He only wanted revenge on Jojo. Which, as per usual, backfired spectacularly. But he hadn’t thought out to the point of what happens once he achieved his goal.
>>2939174
>Leyas
>cooking recipes
Fire ki at it until smoking, then eat. That’s about as in-depth as Leyas gets. To be fair, this is your friend who ate two rocks. Two.
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>>2939173
I'm swapping my shit bits and pieces out at the first opportunity is what I'm doing bud.
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>>2939174
>but your talking about on duty Saiyans,

I'm talking about Saiyan -children- as the target group for Kars' questioning would be children. And even grown ass Saiyans abide by similar if not the same rules. Meat is simple and easy, tastes good and can be found anywhere worth going. It's the Saiyan staple food. Meat is the Rice of the Saiyan culinary world.
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>>2939181
>What happens when he sees how happy Karn is with his family, and realizes he’s entirely alone in the universe?
FUCK I FORGOT HE HAS THE TIME TO REVIVE HIS RACE AND THE TOOLS TO MAKE THEM ALL IMMORTAL.
>To be fair, this is your friend who ate two rocks. Two.
I'm pretty sure that's the best way to get calcium in your system GD. Sounds to me you're just jealous of how smart Leyas is.
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>>2939181
>To be fair, this is your friend who ate two rocks.
>Two.
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>>2939182
So yes, you disgusting borg fuck.
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>>2939189
But what about being more human than human?
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>>2939189
>assimilating and not retaining individuality
Borg are gay as fuck and their aesthetics are wack.
Stay mad fleshbag, my nerves will literally become steel soon enough.
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>>2939192
You're born as human as you get.
Well, right up until you kill your first xeno with a pump shotgun.

You become slightly more human after that.
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>>2939196
What if I choke a xeno by force feeding it some grade-A American nutsack?
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>>2939200
>Primal Human mode get
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>>2939196
You've obviously never eaten the heart of your most hated foe, then. Because then you gain his power. Thus twice as human.

Or you can do the easy way and go genetic manipulation. 100% human. +
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>>2939200
Only if you're wearing aviators, waving a large knife around while screaming "WOOHOOOOOOOO" and have a system full of powerful drugs.
And it doesn't count if any nearby xeno's aren't terrified out of their minds.

>>2939206
Supersoldiers aren't real humans. They're Human-, not Human+
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>>2939210
I never said supersoldiers. Supersoldiers are like drones. No I mean people who are just extra. Like Gary Busey. Or Danny DeVito. Gilbert Gottfried.

Y'know. Human+. Extra Ideal Humans.
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>>2939218
Genetically modified humans can be one of two things.
Sterile supersoldiers or fleshy robots controlled by the world government.
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>>2939226
>implying anything could control the power of Danny DeVito's physical perfection, Gilbert Gottfried's angelic voice, or Gary Busey's omniscient perception of reality

You are wrong, child. It is okay. We all must see in our own time.
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>>2939226
Or Androids 17 and 18
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>That one anon who doesn't understand the mentality of Kars
Kars does not enslave. He is followed by those who recognize his superiority, and in turn they are given the gift of immortality and great power - though not nearly as great as his own.
Kars is not crazy. Every action he undertakes is done with careful planning and thought. He does not waste time on anything that wouldn't help him achieve his goals - though, he is not picky about how little of a step towards it these actions take. He is perfectly willing to take the slow and steady route towards success rather than rush things.
Kars is only genocidal when necessary. Had his people not opposed him so openly and brazenly, he would not have felt the need to kill all but three of them.
Kars does not love killing. For the most part, outside of individuals who have proven to be a great annoyance to him, he does not express joy at the task. It is the same as swatting flies to him, and he is largely indifferent to killing most people.
Kars has elements that suggest he is not incapable of a gentler mindset, such as his original love of nature and his companionship with Esidisi and Whamuu. Much like Dio when he had his powerup, Kars may have been acting differently as the Ultimate Lifeform from a sort of 'high' from achieving his ridiculously difficult LIFELONG GOAL.
Kars is at least somewhat compatible with the saiyan mindset, as he once stated that life without an enemy would be boring, and he's expressed an interest in battle and conflict.
Ultimately, he is ruthless and efficient to a fault, but that might not be an issue anymore - he no longer HAS a goal to pursue so vehemently. EVERYTHING came second to his goal before, but now? Now he actually can afford to focus on the other things without sacrificing them.
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>>2939393
>EVERYTHING came second to his goal before, but now? Now he actually can afford to focus on the other things without sacrificing them.
That's the great thing about being immortal.
You have all the time in the world to do whatever you want, no matter how long it takes or what path you take.
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>>2939393
But can he rub his tummy and pat his head AT THE SAME TIME!?
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>>2939434
C'mon bro no one can do that, he's perfect, not a god
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So what's everyone's stances on Kars, all things considered? Because I'm a bit torn. It seems like it'd be possible to make an ally, possibly even a friend, out of him (GD implied as much anyways), but at the same time we're on good terms with the Joestars, and if either found out about our relationship with the other things would probably go pretty badly. I'm also concerned that inviting him onto New Salda would alienate The Guardian a bit. And I mean, this is mostly paranoia on my part, but bringing somebody on with dubious intentions who can grow incredibly quickly by observing us is probably a bad idea. I mean he might not betray us once he unlocks the secrets of Super Saiyan, but he also could. And we'd probably have considerable trouble putting him down if he did.
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>>2939467
Yoda says he's bad news, the Joestars say he's bad news, our instincts screamed at us that he should not be and to get the fuck away from him. I say we kill him, damn anything could theoretically add to the story pass a boss battle.
>And we'd probably have considerable trouble putting him down if he did.
No we wouldn't, we could kill him easy, even when he showed up we could have just obliterated him in his ship. It was expressly stated by QM, and everyone was being illiterate retards/friendship is da whey with him.
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>>2939481
>yfw Kars can't be killed just shunted out into space with a hateboner to go

Humor me. What if we really couldn't kill him and we tried? Hypothetically speaking.
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>>2939481
I agree, Kars isn't a friend even as much as that happening intrigues me.
At best, he'd come to respect us or grow a massive battle boner for us during our final confrontation.
I'd personally be ecstatic if he called us something like "Beyond Perfection" or some other title at the end of the battle (assuming we win)
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>>2939499
there is no such think as perfection, to call oneself perfect is to become complacent and forgoe further improvment of ones self
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>>2939492
There is no hypothetical. Your pulling fear out your ass and its clouding your ability to read and remember, WE CAN FUCKING KILL HIM INSTANTLY! He might be wary of Yoda, but he might try to come to us again, or god forbid our kids, all because you dumbasses didn't fucking listen to Little Green and kill his ass. Because he is watching the show right now, and he knows about our kids. On top of everyone being absolutely irresponsible, the kids are the target of a creature with bullshit powers to hurt them. They would have a hard time outright killing him without coming in physical contact, we don't have to worry about that. Kill. Him. We can do it, end of story, and nothing short of the Doctor meeting him for whatever reason and gave him the rundown on us, and a bunch of weapons in return to wipe out our species for his servitude.
>>2939499
Event Horizon. Its the only way to be sure, no physical contact.
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>>2939481
>No we wouldn't, we could kill him easy, even when he showed up we could have just obliterated him in his ship.
I said we would have trouble killing him if we let him hang around us and unlock the power of Super Saiyan, or the abilities of our other allies, like he initially planned. Obviously we could kill him easily as he is now.
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>>2939481
How many more Saiyans would die in the war you'd cause by destroying Kars? He has at least an entire planet's worth of minions-turned-vampire who worship him as a god, and by now likely more than that. Those masks can be spread easily, and a vampire blends in easily to the populace. How many Saiyans are you willing to sacrifice for your paranoia and fear? You wouldn't even give him a chance. You must give peace a chance. We can't just keep getting into these insane wars with people, the Saiyans as a race can't survive many more of them. We can't afford to act so carelessly as to make powerful enemies. And I don't mean Kars himself is powerful, but rather his influence and creations - they're far more insidious and hard to combat than an invasion from space. It would be too easy to form the enemy among our own ranks.

This cannot continue.
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>>2939501
>there is no such thing as perfection
Duh. Anything that would truly be "perfect" by it's definition wouldn't exist as it wouldn't need to exist.
It wouldn't exist out of it's desire to do so either, as it would be devoid of wants as it's already perfect.
To put it plainly, perfection doesn't exist and is any talk of it is a cheap excuse used by the arrogant to deny that fact.
>TL;DR: Kars and Cell can't into basic logic
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>>2939510
Could we not just pull a Sera II: Electric Karn-aloo on whatever planet Kars took over after the fact?
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>>2939510
>It would be too easy to form the enemy among our own ranks.
I mean, not really? We pretty closely monitor whoever comes planetside on New Salda, slipping a vampire in would be pretty tough considering most of our heavy hitters can sense Ki at this point. And I'd dare them to try and jump one of the people at the Battle Dome. The ship's got pretty decent security, and even our kids would wipe the floor with the faces of any vampires that tried anything.
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>>2939510
No he doesn't dumbass, he wiped out that planet. He has a hand full of dudes, and their on the ship with him. Or iced by the Joestars.
The rest of the place is mindless zombies.
They cant fucking hide here you bumbling idiot. Everyone can sense powerlevels, and the Guardian would be giving PSAs about them, the vampires are a minor nuisance at worst, Kars is the only threat they have. Everyone would know what they are, even IF they managed to get on planet. Stop overinflating them when their nobodies.
>>2939520
We are also capable of this. No dumb shadow war when we blow up the planet.
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>>2939503
>There is no hypothetical.

Hush, you're not working with the exercise here. I'm not pulling anything out of anywhere. I'm asking you, in your opinion, what would your reaction be if we could not kill Kars. I don't want to hear your spiel about how he is evil and raaa kill him raaaa, I want to hear what your tune would be if he were truly immortal.

There is always a hypothetical situation. It's hypothetical, a "what-if". If you won't participate that just means that you're just spouting nonsense without looking at any alternative scenarios better or worse.

Basically by acting preachy you're just admitting you're a faggot who doesn't actually give a shit about anything other than the fact that you didn't get your way.

Besides we've been told that Kars yoinked some energy from the Guardian when he flung him off-world. So your solution may not be viable any more. The variables are already changing. He's planning around the Guardian to get to Karn. Or he's going to the Battledome. Either way he'll be able to observe Ki in some fashion. Probably as a spectator at the Dome.

Really it's too late for you. Maybe you should just go home and be a family man. Leave the actual planning to people with more than three brain-cells to rub together that all agree on HATE 24/7.


P.S. dealing with you is boring. You're 2 dimensional. Simple.
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>>2939521
You assume they would even need to come to our planet. Saiyans are soldiers for the PTO first and foremost, they are sent out on missions quite often - and even then, they won't always be spending their down-time at home.

>>2939520
Not all of Kar's forces are on that planet, they're likely to be fairly spread out if he has half a brain (which he definitely does). Remember how some were at the space bar?
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>>2939526
It's not like they were hanging out, they went there specifically looking for the Jostars
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>>2939524
Jojo zombies aren't mindless. They're as intelligent as they were in life, and stronger. They only lack the ability to regenerate from wounds.
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>>2939525
He isn't though you idiot, what you are conflating is indestructability level immortality. Kars just has regeneration, and almost all of our attacks would obliterate him, and the planet he is on in one shot. There is still no hypothetical here for your dumb mental exercise, I can read the posts about him in this world that is using different logic than JoJo cannon. You are the faggot that cant seem to grasp that concept.
>Besides we've been told that Kars yoinked some energy from the Guardian when he flung him off-world.
Yeah, we were told what it was you mook. Its the fucking anti vampire sun magic shit or whatever it was called. He is, and still expressly stated even after he did that, to be weak to point blank annihilation. Do you want me to go back and grab the posts proving you are an idiot? I can do that, right now.
And it doesn't matter if he can copy our moves, he is not as strong as us, and if he was we would be able to find him before that happens thanks to Colds power level detectors, the fact YOU cant remember shit in the Quest we have available to use is why you are the simpleton.
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>>2939541
Okay, so you're a whiny baby. Thanks for clearing that up. Bye.
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>>2939551
So you don't like facts huh? Simple vampire fag.
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>>2939551
Solid come back bro, you sure showed him
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>>2939557
Hey man I ain't wasting time on a broken record. Could have just stopped without saying anything but we're all faggots here so might as well go for gold y'know?
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>>2939541
Not sure if you're genuinely this worked up or just baiting at this point. Seems like you might honestly be a faggot, lad.
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At least his theme music is good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
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>>2939187
>FUCK I FORGOT HE HAS THE TIME TO REVIVE HIS RACE AND THE TOOLS TO MAKE THEM ALL IMMORTAL.
He may have time, but his people turned to dust. There are none of his people left, that he knows.
>>2939393
>Kars does not love killing.
Just want to correct this one, Kars does have a rather wide sadistic streak. However, it did come second to finishing his mission.
>Ultimately, he is ruthless and efficient to a fault
This. If playing nice is in his best interest, he will. If killing you is, he will. But now he’s only got one goal, before he can focus on what to do with the rest of his immortal existence.
>>2939467
>So what's everyone's stances on Kars, all things considered?
Good question.
>>2939728
Ivan with the important posts
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>>2940369
Kill him
>>2939728
Eh, that is more his old team's theme song. Not wrong though, it is the shit..
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>>2940369
>that he knows

Shit.

Santana. He should still be in there, getting blasted by UV lights.

Kars DID see him as just a guarddog, but it can get lonely, you know? If you were the last perfect, immortal being, and had the option to make your lovely dog immortal, wouldn't you go for it? It's not like you can die trying.
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>>2940413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htDB8SuLrng
also, this is Kars' theme song
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>>2940457
There it is, nice
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>>2939728
Awaken is the shit. I mean the anime in general has pretty great music (On top of all the references sprinkled throughout the series by Araki), but Awaken is probably one of my favourites.
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>>2940413
>Eh, that is more his old team's theme song. Not wrong though, it is the shit..
I still associate the song with when Kars bursts through the ground & disarms Jojo.
>>2940453
Santana still exists. But he wasn’t what I was talking about...
>>2940457
Also a good one.
>>2940504
Not a fan of Part 4s music, actually. Don’t know why.
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>>2940369
In my opinion, that sadism is just when killing specific things. Hamon users, who proclaimed themselves the mortal enemies of him and his people, likely fall under that. People who have been stubborn obstacles for him are also worth killing with enjoyment.
But I don't think he loves the act of killing itself. If he did, he would be happy when killing anything - but he doesn't seem to feel anything at all when killing vampires or ordinary humans. That's why I say he does not love killing.
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So I was brushing up on Kars fate and stumbled upon this
https://mangarock.com/manga/mrs-serie-100110164
i don't even...
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>>2940789
>UNVAILABLE CONTENT
>This manga is currently unavailable in your region due to licensing issues.

Th-thanks anon. Is it those drawings about his potential stand?
>>2940644
Is it the tree of might's ability to revive members of a long-dead species?
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>>2940792
I'll give you the title and search it for yourself
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure & Kemono Friends - What if Kars-sama Fell into Japari Park
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>>2940801
Oh, that's what that was. I've seen it. Kars is a good friend.
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>>2940786
Not wrong. He did enjoy destroying those who’d previously given him trouble. He enjoys gloating over his defeated enemies, when he had the time for it.
>>2940789
>>2940801
What the fuck even was that? I have no idea what the source material was, but that felt like an acid trip.
>>2940792
>spoiler
Perhaps. Or perhaps something else.
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Who’s ready for the universe’s cutest Saiyan vs the ”Crazy Explosion Girl”?
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>>2941449
Doesn't she run out of energy after firing a single shot?
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>>2941459
yes
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>>2941459
Yes. In her show
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>>2941510
So I assume that's not going to be the case here then?
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>>2941449
>>2941510
Oh god.....Chaya is just going to get distracted by the weeb that the two of them go off to blow stuff up together without finishing their fight, then ask us if she can come with us. I can feel it, I can feel it in my bones. Please, if you give our little girl her chunibo phase, do it now so she can grow out of it quickly.
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>>2941449
In the beginning, there was meloka
And karn said "let there be smol harem"
and so it was
and he saw that it was good
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>>2941516
Who knows? You’ll have to wait and see.
>>2941519
Quite possibly.
>spoiler
But why? That’s like saying Gohan would grow out of his “the Ginyu Force was cool” phase.
>>2941524
Kek.
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>>2941553
I want the megumin
I want this fucking chuuni

I want this chuuni to fangirl over karn after seeing his final flash, red dawn and event horizon
it HAS to happen
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>>2941561
Oh fuck, she would worship us as the lord of firepower wouldn't she, do you think she would try to stalk us and teach her our moves, or do you think she tried to copy them on her own already?
>>2941553
.....you aren't wrong, but I feel I should argue anyways. And we do know she isn't a weeb in the future, so maybe she grows out of it on her own?
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>>2941524
Does it really count as a harem if its just Meloka and Towa? I don't think boom girl is old enough for our dick, let alone deep enough. We could probably hang her on us.
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>>2941575
Yes, she absolutely would, and there's no way she wouldn't know about karn and his explosions
She'd kill herself if she tried to pull off a red dawn, though
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>>2941582
So all I am hearing right now is, Chaya's first challenger just blew herself and most of the Dreadzone set up room away to ash before getting to the fight.
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>>2941586
I doubt she has anywhere near that much power
Took her weeks to level a medium-sized castle, remember?
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>>2941593
That's true, but for some godforsaken reason we have Xenomorphs and Covenant Elites and Brutes that posed a serious threat. She could probably a mountain like Chaya can, but without the stamina to back it up.
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>>2941602
chaya could a whole planet with relative ease, given a bit of time to charge her attack.
remember, vegeta was sploding planets at 14k
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>>2941608
Hmm, that's true.....fuck, did we remember to tell Vox and Chaya to be careful about doing that on accident?
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>>2941575
>And we do know she isn't a weeb in the future, so maybe she grows out of it on her own?
All we know about the future shown in either of the far-future epilogues is that those are possible paths to go down.
As things stand, everything is still super up in the air.
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>>2941728
Meloka was already dead and the covenant had already destroyed the saiyans by this point in future chaya's timeline
And then karn died.
Future chaya didn't exactly have a happy or long enough childhood to turn into a chuuni
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>>2941728
Oh no, at least she doesn't wear dumb costumes right....right? And she definitely doesn't pose in the mirror before going to bed, nope.
>>2941736
That's true, do you think she would feel embarrassed by proxy to her younger self?
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>>2941736
>2941736
Don't forget Queen Chaya we saw during the ToP epilogue.
World of possibilities.
For all we know, our Chaya could end up joining the Ginyu Force.
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>>2941741
Nah, future chaya is pretty much still childlike herself. Despite everything that happened she never broke. She's still herself.
Most likely she'd think chaya is a little cutie like everyone else.

>>2941744
We don't talk about the ToP epilogue.
BAD TOUCH, VEGETA. BAD TOUCH.
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>>2941744
>Not the Chaya Force
Its like you want to insult Ginyu's and his team's teaching ability and desire to temporary retirement. She will do things on her own terms damnit, daddy didn't raise a girl to stay in his shadow.
>>2941749
>Chaya is even affect by how cute she is
Huh, what would happen if we got three kid Chaya's in one room, would Zeno himself come by and shyly say hi?
>BAD TOUCH, VEGETA. BAD TOUCH.
This, million years to early for our student to think of getting with our daughter. Especially when he has a nice assassin girl waiting for him.
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>>2941753
>Karn has a dream one night
>it's the ToP epilogue
>vegeta kisses chaya
>karn wakes up screaming, instantly explodes into legendary and sends meloka flying
>meanwhile, vegeta is up late doing paperwork
>suddenly a shiver goes down his spine, causing him to drop his pen
>the wall explodes, a large, naked mass flies through the room
>camera pans over from one hole in the wall to king vegeta's empty chair spinning in place, then to the hole in the other wall
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>>2941763
Jorge Joestar Novel Ultimate Kars when?
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>>2941763
Shit. Didn't mean to reply to you
>>2941949
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can the ginyu force outpose jojo?
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>>2941967
Yes. They have a whole goddamn routine before their poses and better theme music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezrbyf6t9mY&t
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>>2941949
Which one?
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>>2941561
> implying everyone in the Battledome didn’t watch the battle
>>2941575
>And we do know she isn't a weeb in the future, so maybe she grows out of it on her own?
Which future?
>>2941736
>Future chaya didn't exactly have a happy or long enough childhood to turn into a chuuni
Not wrong. She had a hard life in her timeline.
>>2941741
>Oh no, at least she doesn't wear dumb costumes right....right? And she definitely doesn't pose in the mirror before going to bed, nope.
Kek.
>>2941749
>ToP epilogue
Was the U6 tournament epilogue. I haven’t (yet) made a ToP epilogue.
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>>2942125
>implying everyone in the Battledome didn’t watch the battle
That's exactly what i'm saying, she DID watch the saiyan covenant war, and that's why her panties are going to get soaked when she sees karn in person unexpectedly. She saw all of his huge, flashy explosions.
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>>2942489
>hfw
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>>2942506
I can't wait, i'm so excited for the next thread.
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>>2942506
we MUST recruti the chuuniexplosionloli we could use a more offesivly specced spellcaster in our party
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>>2942511
this
i just think she's cute and would make a good comic relief character
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>>2942515
>>2942511
We do need all these things
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>>2942531
Actually, she could babysit the kids, too.
I'm sure they'd have a lot of fun blowing shit up together.
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>>2942510
>anon thinks he knows excitement
YOU HAVE NO IDEA MY LEVELS OF HYPE.
>>2942511
Not wrong. Perhaps she and Raven can share spells?
>>2942515
Also not wrong.
>>2942539
>babysit the kids
But who’d be babysitting who?
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>>2942940
Broly would be the dad of the group, with Chaya bouncing between an excitable child version of her dad, then cuddly housewife Meloka with Broly if he looks to stressed with the boom witch teaching their little brother the art of, KABOOM. Well that's what I think anyways.
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>>2942952
Wait, wait, wait.
FUCK

Is megumin going to be chili's future waifu?
>shy, quiet, introverted guy with a secret DAKKA fetish paired with the excitable, outgoing chuuni who has an EXPLOSION fetish
It's perfect
We have to recruit her
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>>2943036
I never thought of that, do you think......do you think our ability to ship has reached god like levels after successfully waifuing the Yandere? Thus giving us the ability to perfectly match our friends and family together? We must do this, for the benefit of the future adorable grandkids!
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>>2943046
Yandere girls can make the best waifus as long as you're not a homo who likes watching his waifu get rutted by a big black bull and can actually control them to some degree.
And of course, as long as you're not retarded enough to actually cheat.

that said, my favourite type by far is kuudere
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>>2943036

this is how you get a kid who invent macross missile massacre: the technique
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>>2943051
While it fundementaly makes no since to add the nigger cuck stuff when talking about the yandere, you are right about the rest of the comment.
Still.....what would Towa be?
>>2943052
An even better reason to get them together.
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the way i see it ,explosion loli is a alpha striker. not much helth defense or mp, but stupidly powerful spells and a high casting speed (she can actually cast explosion without chanting, she just does the chant because EXTREAM CHUUNI)
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>>2943058
I said that rather than just "cuck" because i was under the impression it was still filtered.
As for towa, i'd say she's... christmas cake? Sad, lonely and secretly depressed christmas cake.

And the worst part is, i'm not sure if there's a husbando out there for her, at least not if things keep going as they are.
If someday future chaya and towa can make some kind of non-agression treaty with time loli and join karn and the gang, then she'd actually be able to go outside and talk to people.
At that point she'd probably be able to find someone.

It's a shame meloka's too yandere to accept a harem, because i like this towa quite a bit and think she'd do well with karn.
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>>2943070
She wouldn't want a harem, but she could be persuaded to let Towa in, we already talked about in previous threads m8.
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>>2943070
>implying Towa isn't going to get the Perfect husbando

Don't let your dreams be dreams.
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>>2943092
>perfect cell without any saiyan, ice demon or namekian DNA
>mainly made out of humans
>doesn't have the murderous rampaging fightboner
>wasn't created to kill goku either, just an experiment
>he's totally chill, actually a decent guy
>he even bought snacks for the party
>towa's there, hanging out in the corner, being a wallflower
>cell notices, goes over to talk
>the rest is history
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>>2942940
So out of curiosity, what would a fight look like between Ascended Champion Karn and Freeza? He's got the superior power level when he's at full strength, but his full power form is slower if memory serves, and we've still got the edge in versatility.
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>>2943106
>cell

>tfw not that Perfect being
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>>2943109
Kars?
That...

Huh, that might work.
They're both powerful beings, royalty of a sort, few of a kind, highly attractive and terribly lonely.
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i sjust want to ship chuuniexplosionloli with chilli now
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>>2943115
The common ground they have is that they both have the mental fortitude to complete their goals no matter how long it takes or how much effort they have to put into it. And they can talk about how shit their foes are in a way only people who have been foiled can.

>"These fucking Joestars."
>"That fucking Supreme Kai."

Also Towa is making a perfect warrior so she'd probably be at least a little interested in Kars' Perfect biology. And Kars would probably be interested in Towa's experiments and Mira having such a diverse set of genes and extraordinary power to observe.
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>>2942952
>>2943036
Kek.
>>2943046
>do you think our ability to ship has reached god like levels after successfully waifuing the Yandere? Thus giving us the ability to perfectly match our friends and family together?
All I’ll say is don’t try and actually push the kids in any particular direction, especially if they hit their rebellious phase.
>>2943052
>macross missile massacre: the technique
It’s certainly doable. Focus on Hellzone Grenade and Homing Ki attacks
>>2943058
>Still.....what would Towa be?
If you mean the Towa you know, prepare for feels: a reclusive neet who found herself the mother of her at the time only non-custom built friend’s daughter who despite her inexperience tried to raise the kid as best she could. She’s effectively a single mother while never actually having been with anyone.
>>2943106
Kek.
>>2943108
A real to-the-death fight or a spar? Because you could probably win a spar by simply out-lasting his 100% Full Power form.
>>2943115
A rather interesting boat. She does find him interesting. In a “you’re an interesting specimen” sort of way.
>>2943126
Anon please, he’s FAR too young for that. Right now there’s about a 10year gap between them.
>>2943130
>"These fucking Joestars."
>"That fucking Supreme Kai."
Made me kek, good one.
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>>2943185
>Anon please, he’s FAR too young for that. Right now there’s about a 10year gap between them.
They grow up so fast, don't they?
Barely out of the pod and already going for older women.
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>>2943220
Pretty sure Chunni girl is going after Chilli in this situation.
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>>2943220
Just like his father, punching far above his weight class.
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>>2943185
ooh, i wonder how hard a cloud of homing energy javelins would fuck up the boy?

>>2943223
I wouldn't put it past her, trying to steal one of them to make some sort of freakish explosion-baby using karn's genes
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>>2943225
Ah that reminds me, you know how karn is technically SUPER physically strong for his powerlevel due to the gravity training?
It makes me wonder who he could be in an arm wrestling competition where ki wasn't allowed

That could make for a good omake
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>>2943230
Nappa and Ubo could probably hold up or win. Because they are both just physically gigantic. And Ubo has the benefit of living in a higher baseline gravity than Karn and the Saiyans for most of his life.
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>>2943244
I could see Ubo beating us, but Nappa? He’s got a larger frame, but I’m pretty sure our gravity training is way harsher then his is, even if his power level’s gone up from what it is in the pastebin since we last saw him.
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>>2943273
I would imagine ubo vs karn would end up like takamura vs ippo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpw3ItaYac0
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>>2943230
I imagine that Karn is probably ridiculously strong and durable for somebody his size now.
The increased gravity alone must have given his bones an insane increase in mineral density, not to mention how much muscle density he's gained from gravity training as well.
I wouldn't be surprised if Karn weighs over 350 lbs now just from his body adapting to enhanced gravity.
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>>2943273
Yeah, but the point still stands that Nappa is not only nearly seven feet tall but so broad around that his thighs are the size of torsos. Even his arms are as big around as some people are. Karn may be muscular and ripped but Nappa is just fucking HUGE. He just has more weight to throw around which definitely helps in a contest of strength.

I don't think Nappa could beat Karn (at least not reliably, anyone can win with sheer luck) but he wouldn't be a pushover. Nappa has been training very hard still. Even if he hasn't been training as hard as Karn.
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>>2943220
Kek.
>>2943223
Her eyes will certainly be on Karn for the foreseeable future. She really, REALLY enjoyed watching Karn’s work in the battle.
>>2943225
Kek.
>>2943228
Yes. Very, very yes.
>>2943230
>It makes me wonder who he could be in an arm wrestling competition where ki wasn't allowed
Good question. Would take something incredibly powerful,
>>2943244
Ubo’s base strength is simply far, far stronger than yours. Nappa’s big and strong, but your hellish training has simply pushed your body far farther than his. As a bigger, heavier guy, gravity training is far tougher for him.
>>2943281
>I imagine that Karn is probably ridiculously strong and durable for somebody his size now.
Not wrong. Karn’s built like a tank.
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>>2943306
And I dropped the gif. Whoops.
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>>2943308
This is making me uncomfortable.
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>>2943317
Get used to it. Karn has that effect on tiny women, Meloka's being a prime example.
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>>2943326
Nah it ain't that. It's the outfit. The bandages on one leg. Both or neither. It's tearing me apart.
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>>2943306
>Ubo’s base strength is simply far, far stronger than yours
Ah, that's the thing though.
No ki allowed. Just muscle mass and bone strength.

Ubo is naturally big and muscular like nappa, but karn is a goddamn freak who tortures his body for 10 hours straight every day.
Karn may not be physically huge like nappa or ubo, but he's burly as fuck.
And let's not forget that karn breaks his limbs on a regular basis while training.
That may not mean much when you've got superpower, but take away all that ki and you're just left with the training.
How many times have those bones broken and re-healed?
How dense have they gotten after spending so long every day in 1000x earth gravity?

Don't forget how muscles work, either.
The more you use them, the stronger they get.
Not just because of increased muscle mass, but because the signals going to your muscles become stronger too.
Two people with the exact same muscle mass can arm wrestle, but the guy who practices arm wrestling and does arm exercises every single day will be able to put out more power and win with that exact same amount of muscle.

That said, even though karn is a freak who tortures his body and trains almost all day every day, ubo is still freakishly huge, so it'd be interesting to see for sure.
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>>2943332
fuck you, asymmetry is aesthetic as fuck
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>>2943346
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sometimes. Other times it's just annoying.
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>>2943344
Well, Ubo spent most of his life on a planet with significantly greater gravity then New Salda. He doesn’t use the gravity chamber as much as we do, but he still uses it, and he lived in higher gravity then we did for most of his life, so he’s naturally more acclimated to a higher gravity then we are, and has a naturally larger frame. So I mean I’d put my bet on Ubo, if he arm-wrestled Karn.

>>2943346
Asymmetry irritates me.
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>>2943344
Ubo also trains in almost the exact same gravity as us.
The only real edge we have over Ubo is our growing arsenal of techniques and stronger sense of tactics.
Ubo is really more of a "JUST FUCKING SLUG EM BACK AND DON'T STOP!" kinda fighter, which is fitting since every fight with a Kryptonian involved just turns into a hitting match.
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>>2943306
And we have a tiny lady chasing after us....great. WAIT, SHE CAN BE OUR PERVERT GAG CHARACTER, WITH MELOKA THREATNING HER WHENEVER SHE TRIES SOMETHING THAT DAY!
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>>2943317
She really loves explosions.
>>2943326
Ha.
>>2943344
It’s how he works though. Those numbers are just a general gauge of strength. Ubo’s home planet had gravity equal to Earth’s, which New Salda is 20x. He grew up in far, far denser gravity than ANY of his people before him. Makes you wonder how he still managed to get so damn big with the gravity pressing down on him like that. And while Karn’s gone for high gravity training, his species was already designed for 10x Earth’s gravity. So that’s another 10x Ubo’s had to overcome that you haven’t.
>>2943366
Y’all have no idea how much fun I’m gonna have with this arc. You’re just now scratching the surface.
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>>2943496

>raven and explosionloli would be an interesting dynamic.
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>>2943496
Are you glad to see we're excited for megumin, or did you expect that much?
Best girl of her respective series.

>>2943539
Yes, yes it would.
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>>2943579
>be using dark theme
>now i can see all the pixels i missed when i was removing the white background
aaaAAAAHHHHH
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explosion loli best mage
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>>2943496
So GD, what are the odds of seeing Yu Yu Hakusho content?
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>>2943857
I wanna energy sword duel best boi
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>>2943859
I want to clash dragons with not-vegeta aka the edgy midget aka hiei.
And body the fuck out Rando so that we call can learn a valuable lesson about how knowing 100 techniques but mastering none of them makes you a WEAK BITCH.
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>>2943869
But you don't understand. We have to catch SWORD GET LONGER with our teeth just to establish how fucked the rest of Urameshi's crew is.
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>>2943892
No, we have to match SWORD GET LONGER with SWORD GET LONGER
And then? Dual wielding super energy blades. Two handed you say? Weak bitches two-hand claymores, i say.
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>>2943926
>>2943892
>>2943869
>Not showing up his sword with our teeth, then introducing our superior ultra exploding javelin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRml9CIRkTU
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>>2943869
>Rando starts chanting, trying to shrink karn
>Karn rushes him instantly, punching him in the gut so hard that all he can do is fall on his side, clutching his guts and screaming up blood
>Karn points a finger at his head, puncturing it with a death beam before blowing the body away with an energy blast, because Nefarious taught karn you always cremate the body
>Yusuke and Kuwabara can only look on awestruck at first
>"Holy crap, what do we do? This guy's freakishly strong, and totally brutal..."
>"What, are you kidding? How tough could Rando have been if he went down that easily? Screw him, i want to fight this guy!"
>"I guess i shouldn't expect anything less from a guy named Karn... Don't get killed out there, Urameshi."
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>>2943926
>kuwabara vs karn
>match consists entirely of them making their swords longer until one of them passes out from exhaustion
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>>2943952
....I want to say, but Kuwabara is such a goofy dumbass that would get on our nice side, we would do that just to show off and forget the fight entirely. With Meloka getting exasperated on the sidelines wondering what the fuck we are doing. Then maybe start talking to the two ladies that always follow their spirit group around.
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>>2943955
>say we wouldn't*
fucking hell, how did that happen?
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>>2943952
>one of them passes out from exhaustion
So just a usuall fight for Karn?
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You know, we should harass Cooler again about teaching us IT for this next fight. We have some time before it happens so we should get that one down. It could make or break a fight
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>>2944104
We could just ask King Cold to tell Cooler to stop being such a fuck. I figure he likes us more anyways.
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>>2944394
Ehhh, King Cold really likes his kids, even if Freeza’s his favourite, I doubt he’d let a Saiyan take priority over one of his sons.
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>>2943539
Going to be plenty of dynamic going around soon.
>>2943543
>Are you glad to see we're excited for megumin, or did you expect that much?
Are those mutually exclusive? Anyways, I’d gathered as much from everyone’s responses over time.
>>2943607
Raven would like a word with you.
>>2943857
Dependant on if and when I get around to rewatching it, and if you ever visit hell.
>>2943859
Not much of a fight unfortunately. Not YET
>>2943929
>Don't get killed out there, Urameshi.
Wasn’t that the start of all his problems though?
>>2943955
Could happen.
>>2944394
You could ask. No guarantees on his answer.
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Also just as a reminder, there will be NO new episode of SCQ this weekend. We’ll resume regular schedule hopefully Oct. 13th/14th.
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>>2944430
The beauty of Yu Yu Hakusho is that all the cool-as-shit demons aren't restricted to the demon realm due to plot reasons
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>>2945038
>demons aren't restricted to the demon realm
Bardock knows this from painful first-hand experience. Demons are out there. And many wear people-like skins.
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>>2945085
Speaking about demons wearing people-like skins, why is Kurama such a fucking freak when it comes to his human-disguise's mother? Dude talks about her like he's on the verge of banging her.
At least he's got some pretty badass abilities. I feel sorry for elder toguro.
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>>2945128
>why is Kurama such a fucking freak
I haven’t watched YYH in so long, I actually can’t remember. I haven’t seen it since I was a kid and it came on Toonami before DBZ.
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>>2945221
He was so grateful to his "mother" that he wanted to hit it. It's a demon thing, this is why Doomguy exists.
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>>2945233
>this is why Doomguy exists
He’ll actually exist for a slightly different but mostly the same reason, in-quest.
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>>2945633
know what we need? mutiple doomguys
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>>2945724
Let's split the difference and bring in Duke Nukem.
God knows I'd love to see GD have to write 50 one-liners a post.
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>>2945724
But why?
>>2945798
>I'd love to see GD have to write 50 one-liners a post.
Why would you do this to me?
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>>2945881
dont ask why.

ask whynaut
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>>2945881
Blow it out your ass.
I've got balls of steel.
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>>2945881
If I really wanted to make you blister your thumbs righting down dumb shit I'd make you add JC Denton to the quest. Or Dante.
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>>2946225
why not both and teach them the fusion dance
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>>2946286
>Dante's nigh infinite aura of stylish jack-assery
>JC Denton's legendary wit and absolute lack of giving a fuck
Not to mention you'd basically make Robo-Dante with shades.
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>>2946225
"You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors."
JC Denton: "That makes me one ugly son of a bitch."
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>>2945881
>Why would you do this to me?
If you don't want to write dialogs, get Misssster Freeman in here.
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>>2946328
>"I will burn like the brightest of suns!"
>"You're gonna burn alright."
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Quick question. What's the average powerlevel of fighters in the dreadzone?
Who are some of the current outliers?
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>SSJ2 Vegeta is weaker than SSJ Karn

my sides are in orbit

looks like we have to put him back on the Karnage training regimen
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>>2946745
Bardock killed a secret demon they had, and everyone else besides the bigger headliners are weaker than wookies.
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>>2945949
Fuck that bitch and his evolution.
>>2946159
Kek.
>>2946225
>JC Denton
who?
>>2946412
Ha.
>>2946745
4-5 digits. As for outliers, you’ll see soon enough.
>>2946758
Haven’t edited his numbers, but he didn’t spend most of the past 4 four months training.
>>2946763
This.
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>>2946778
>4-5 digits. As for outliers, you’ll see soon enough.
Big oof, feel bad for them when our kids join in. Chaya and Broly will wipe the floor with their faces. Hopefully the outliers put up a decent fight at least.
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>>2946778
>Haven’t edited his numbers, but he didn’t spend most of the past 4 four months training.
Man, we really need to get some 1 on 1 training sessions in. Being a busy King is a decent excuse, but we can’t let him fall too far behind.
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>>2946778
>doesn't know JC Denton
Play the original Deus Ex
or just watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWdCqXzaHoU
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>>2946778
>Who?
What a shame
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>>2946778
>who?
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>>2946778

>wobbafet used magic coat

>the insult rebounded!


but legit, cannot wait to find out what our theme song is
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>>2946783
They’re gonna have fun. As for outliers, the Exterminators do their jobs well.
>>2946785
Once the Saiyans have rebuilt from this last attack, he’ll be able to get back to heavy training.
>>2946829
Neat.
>>2946956
>>2947025
I’ve said it before, I’ve missed more than I’ll ever know.
>>2947081
Fuck that destiny bond wielding asshole. As for theme song, now’s as good a time for any for anons to dump their suggestions.
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>>2947139
How much have we managed to rebuild on New Salda anyhow.
I'm talking cities and such, forests are another matter entirely.
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>>2947305
>How much have we managed to rebuild on New Salda anyhow.
Quite a bit. Four months of labor has gotten the city mostly rebuilt, as well as a new building. Small spoiler for the epilogue, but King Vegeta II has been building a new palace and throne, a seat of power for future Saiyan kings
>I'm talking cities and such, forests are another matter entirely.
They’re under the Guardian’s care. Although his measure of progress isn’t measured in something as quick as years. A being as old as he is measures time in decades, or even centuries. He has returned his “island” back to it’s previous resting place, declining offers to try and repair it.
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>>2947404
So....what would happen if we were to get all our super saiyen's together and funneled our energy into Yoda, would that speed the process up, or are we going to have to start looting other planets trees?
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>>2947764
It'd pop Yoda like a balloon is what it'd do.
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>>2947764
>So....what would happen if we were to get all our super saiyen's together and funneled our energy into Yoda, would that speed the process up, or are we going to have to start looting other planets trees?
It wouldn’t help the planet directly, but would help him feel a few centuries younger for awhile.
>>2947870
Nah, not from that low level of power.
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>>2948382
What if Freeza found the Dragonballs and wished he was also a Saiyan so he could help?
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>>2948413
>implying Frieza would ever be anything besides the glorious Frost Demon he was born as
>implying he'd break his Father's heart on top of that
>implying he'd want to be a Saiyan after seeing how they act on a daily basis
I know he loves us, but I don't think Frieza would be down with chowing down like we do.
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>>2948425
>yfw Freeza turns out to be a closet Saiyan and Cold finds his fuzzy tail-sleeve

>"Daddy it's not what it looks like! I would never try to emulate those filthy monkies!"
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>>2948413
Changing his biology would have nothing but negatives for him. Increased appetite, increased aggression, sudden urges to gaze at full moons, etc. Nothing good could come of such a wish.
>>2948425
>I know he loves us, but I don't think Frieza would be down with chowing down like we do.
This. You may be his best friend, but you still have little to no manners.
>>2948475
That was the strangest thing I read today.
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>>2948483
Has Frieza been keeping up with his training at all, or do we need to take boots to our Emperor again?
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>>2948483
>Changing his biology would have nothing but negatives for him

Yeah but he'd get sick hair and he could turn into a Legendary Super Sai-Frost-Yan-Demon-thing.

>That was the strangest thing I read today.

It's perfectly normal behavior for a boy his age. Don't shame him for going through one of his stages.
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>>2948499
>phases last several hundred years for Frost Demons
please let him skip his edgy weeb phase.
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>>2948509
I really hope he went through that a hundred years or so back. Because if he hasn't and he pesters us for IT after we get it from Cooler he will become the meme.
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>>2948513
Thank Christ he doesn't have a sword.
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>>2948483
>using the Dragon Balls to wish for eternal youth and power for Yoda with no downsides at all
Would he appreciate us using the Dragon Ball wish on him like that, or would he hate it?
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>>2948640
Perhaps put a condition on his eternal youth? Like a code phrase he can use to AnHero for when he gets tired of living forever however many thousand years later it is?
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>>2948851
Yeah that would be good.
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Honestly, I think it'd be more interesting and fun to find some other way than magic wish orbs to restore Yoda's youth. On earth there's no less than three sources of immortality outside of the dragonballs, and that's just one backwater planet full of literally whos. I'm sure we could find something else that can restore him to his prime that would be more unique than just wishing for it.
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>>2948640
>>2948851
why not just wish to bring him back to his youthful prime? it's not like he's going to die any time soon if his life spam is anything to go about.
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>>2948492
Somewhat. It’s not the same training alone.
>>2948499
Ha.
>>2948640
>Would he appreciate us using the Dragon Ball wish on him like that, or would he hate it?
He would appreciate the gesture, but would decline the wish.
>>2948880
There may be a few out there. But they’re highly guarded and secreted away by natives. You probably won’t find it on anyspacefaring planets.
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>>2949295
I imagine Freeza's current training is actually more directed to extending the duration of his full powered state and final form rather than just increasing his powerlevel? Training for a marathon rather than a sprint if you will.
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>>2949622
His final form has been seen by most of the universe in this timeline, thanks to Vox’s network. He is spending more time in that form, but he’s aiming for something higher. Despite not making and real progress towards achieving that form.
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>>2949800
Are you sure that isn't just a picture of his first encounter with explosion loli?
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>>2949815

CHUUNI explosion loli
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>>2949815
That looks more like this gif.
>>2949950
Oh myyy
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-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 60 Epilogue-

AGE 741, NEW SALDA

You are King Vegeta II, son of King Vegeta the First, current ruler of the Saiyan race, Super Saiyan, and friend of the first Super Saiyan, Karn. And as you pour over the paperwork on your desk, you can’t stop your mind from drifting back to the battle you’d fought earlier that day. More specifically, the very end of the battle.

“HA!” you’d shouted as you’d punched the older assassin girl from the arena. You’d watched as she fell flat on her back outside the arena, unmoving. As you stared at her laying there, unmoving, you’d felt something you’d never felt before. As you’d looked at her laying there unmoving, you’d felt something twist your guts. You felt like you’d done something, just wrong. You leaped down off of the stage, putting your fingers to her neck and feeling for her pulse. For some reason you’d felt nervous as you reached to touch her, a surge of relief flooding through you as you’d felt her pulse. After pouring your ki into her to revive her, she’d been hesitant to take your hand. But when you’d pulled her to her feet, she stumbled into you. For some reason your brain had quit working when she’d touched you, the woman tripping and falling over on top of you.

“I’m sor-“ she’d said, immediately trying to push up off of you. But she then froze, the two of your noses less than an inch apart. You stare into her eyes, your heart suddenly beating faster than when you were fighting for the lives of your people. Suddenly she blinked, the tension between the two of you vanishing and quickly replaced with awkwardness. You’d both scrambled to your feet, Meloka then came between the two of you to break up the akwardness. You’d quickly flown off, feeling wierd feelings in your chest. You’d wanted to talk with someone about it, but what would they say? You’re the king! So you’d kept your wierd feelings to yourself, flying back to your makeshift office to deal with all the paperwork needed to rebuild an empire.

“I’m getting too used to this.” you think to yourself, remembering the times you’ve already done this exact thing before. When you’d taken the planet from the natives, you’d had to build an empire. When the Covenant had first attacked, you had to rebuild the empire. And then when that was finally done here you are again, rebuilding the Saiyan empire.
cont
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>>2950458
As you sit at your desk, writing out more paperwork and using your scouter to send orders, you quickly become absorbed by your work. You lose track of time, ordering the rebuilding of your empire, ordering supplies, assigning PTO teams to different jobs, and assigning temporary housing for those misplaced by the siege. After an unknown amount of time passes you get up and out of your chair, stretching and popping your neck. You look out the window, seeing that it’s already night outside. Focusing your ki sense, you feel the guards still in their positions outside your only door. You decide to tell them to go to bed, but before you can take a step-

“Got you.” a familiar voice whispers in your ear. You freeze in place as you suddenly feel a blade of ki against your neck, feeling a trickle of blood run down as it shallowly cuts you.
“I see why they call you kingslayer.” you reply, feeling unusually nervous. It isn’t because she could kill you with a movement, you’ve been in more life-or-death situations than most your age. Instead, you’re nervous and you don’t know why.
Play it cool, you think to yourself. If she wanted you dead, she’d have killed you already. Just keep her talking. “So, what now?”
“N-Now?” she asks, confused. “I... Uhhh... I don’t know, usually I just kill them and leave. I jus... I just wanted to prove that I could do it, I didn’t really think about what... comes... next...”
“Well, for starters, how about putting that blade down?” you ask her, turning slightly to look over your shoulder at her. You feel her blade biting into your throat as you turn, Emilia immediately deactivating it and putting her hand down as she sees the thin red line she’s cutting across your throat. You finish turning towards her, realizing that you’re both now really close together. Really, really close together. You find you can’t look away, her eyes drawing you in. But before you can say anything or break out of your trance-

“SIRE!!” Galick shouts, he and the other royal guard posted outside both kicking the door in and rushing inside. The commotion snaps you back to reality, you and Emilia stepping back from each other, the moment over. “It’s the assassin! Kill her!”
“No!” you shout, stepping forward and throwing an arm out before her. Your guards freeze in place, looking uncertainly to you. “Stand down! That’s an order!”

Wait, why did you do that?
cont
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>>2950464
“But King Vegeta-!” Galick says, you holding up a fist and cutting him off. He stops talking immediately, following the signal like only a loyal bodyguard can. You’d better make this good, they’re still ready to move.

“You both did your jobs, that she’s managed to get in here isn’t either of your faults.” you say slowly, idea forming in your head. You might be able to spin this, if you say it just right. You point to your bleeding neck, to help emphasize your point. “She told me that she was worried for my safety, as an assassin would be able to attack me so easily. Since she’s proved her point, I’ll be having her join me in designing a much safer facility for future official business. So for the time being, until I say otherwise, she is to be allowed to come and visit with me when she pleases. Make sure word is spread amongst the other guard so she isn’t harassed. Is that understood?”
“Yes sir!” they both say, snapping a salute and leaving at once to inform the rest of the guard. Despite clearly having their own doubts, they obey you without question and move out to follow their orders. Once you sense their ki getting further and further away you sigh out, relaxing.

“Why’d you do that?” she asks you, sounding curious as you turn back to face her.
“Do what?” you ask her, confused. “They would have attacked you if I hadn’t told them to stan-”
“No, not that.” she says, cheeks turning red red as she looks away, right arm grabbing onto her left behind her back. “About letting me come back and visit.”
“Oh, that.” you say, the unfamiliar tension between the two of you immediately back at full force. You’re left stammering, unsure. “I, umm well, I... I wanted to spend some more time wih you. If you have time, of course, I don’t want to intrude or anyth-“
“I... I’d like that.” she says, hesitantly smiling at you. You feel an odd warmth spreading throughout your body as she smiles at you, you feeling like you could stare at that smile forever. After a few moments you remember your manners, offering her a seat as you sit back in your chair. Instead of taking the chair she sits on the corner of the desk, feet tapping against the side as she leans back on her elbows, looking at you with that same smile.

“...So, do you have any family?” she asks, you feeling your brow furrow. Her eyes widen a bit, her smile fading as she sees the look on your face as you remember what happened to your father, the late King Vegeta.
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>>2950466
“FATHER!" you’d shouted, running to your father’s side. "Father no! I didn't mean, I didn't want this-“
"My son." he coughs out, far calmer than you’d expected. "You're the *cough* king now. You must lead our people to this new world."
"But father I-" you’d stammered out, father interrupting you.
"Quiet." King Vegeta says, coughing up blood. "This is my last order, my son. Lead your people to this new world, and claim it for the glory of the Saiyans. You are the king now, you must. Protect. The...Saiyan......race...."

And with that your father, King Vegeta, died. You had committed patricide, and just like that you become the new King Vegeta. King Vegeta II. Your world was turned upside down as you were thrust into the role of leader of an entire race and planet at only six years old. Despite only being a child, your people looked up to you for guidance. Even Karn, despite being the first real teacher and mentor you’d ever had, deferred to your opinion on important decisions. This only served to isolate you further, leaving you virtually alone. In this time of difficulty you had General Nappa by your side, but he is a soldier to his core. You’d needed help, and you’d gotten it in the most surprising of places:

Towa

Despite being a genuine demon from the Demon Realm, Towa was more often than not there for you. On Planet Vegeta she could usually be found in the library. That room, she’d told you, was used by the planet’s late Guardian to peer through time. With the room being covertly used for peering through time, it was uniquely shielded from peering eyes like the Supreme Kai of Time’s, allowing Towa to freely come and visit. Whenever you really needed a guiding hand, she was there for you with advice. Surprisingly enough she never pressured you into making a decision, simply letting you talk your way through your issues and sometimes helping you see the potential consequences of your choices. Which, you guess, is in a way pressuring? But it doesn’t matter, despite the devastation your people have suffered through over and over, many have survived. Which is more than could be said if you’d gone for that power. Beerus would have destroyed you all if any of you had used the ritual to become a Super Saiyan G-

“Vegeta? Hey, you okay?” Emilia asks, snapping her fingers in front of your face. You snap back to the present, no longer lost within your memories. “Is family a touchy subject for you or something?”
“When I was younger, I accidentally killed my father in a duel.” you say, her eyes widening in shock. “And that was how this planet came to be named New Salda, and how I became king.”
cont
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>>2950472
“I... Uhhh.... Wow.” she says hesitantly, caught completely by surprise. “I, I’m so sorry. I had no idea-“
“No need to apologize. If it wasn’t for that day, I wouldn’t be who I am today.” you say, then remembering your victory suddenly feeling daring, add. “And we would have never met.”
“I... Yeah.” she replies akwardly, laying down on your desk and looking up to you. “So what about you? What about your family?”
“Well...” she opens hesitantly, then tells you about her family. Her father was a strict parent, forcing her to undergo harsh training to withstand torture if she was captured. Which in practice was her mother spent days at a time torturing her and her siblings. Her mother is quite sadistic, getting sick pleasure from torturing her own kids. Her siblings are all rather unique characters, each special in their own way, yet since you didn’t want to be an assassin they all scorned her. You realize that, despite your own family issues, you were extremely lucky with your own upbringing. Once you both are talked out about your families, you begin pulling different data up on the monitor, including the layout of the throne room on Planet Vegeta.

“I was serious before, though.” you say, her rolling over onto her stomach as she watches you pulling up the different displays. “You got in here without me or my powerful, well-trained elite guards knowing. Not only do I need a place to work in peace, but a place to meet with other leaders without fearing assassinations. Will you help me?”
“I don’t know...” she says, hesitantly.
“I’m not saying make it impenetrable.” you reply, wanting to get her help on this. “I don’t want you to give up your family’s secrets or anything. But I don’t want every two-bit assassin wanting to make a name for themself able to get at me and my guests. So please, Emilia, Help me with this.”
“....Alright, I’m in.” she says after a moment. “Let’s do it!”

You both stay up late into the night, pouring over hundreds of designs. You’d pulled up the old throne room on Planet Vegeta first, the assassin pointing out the dozens upon dozens of problems with that building’s design. She pointed out all the ways in you’d found, as well as a dozen others you’d never found. So you began pulling up more and more designs, her pointing out the flaws in each. After several hours she’d ended up sharing your oversized chair with you, you both sitting side by side and pouring over vastly varied designs until the wee hours of the morning. After going through countless designes that failed to meet her specifications, laying your tired head on her shoulder you had a brilliant idea:

“Hey. Let’s design it ourselves.” you say, sleepily excited.
“Yeah, we can do it!” she says, arm around your shoulders and pumping her fist. “We’ll design the best palace ever together!”

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 60 Epilogue End-
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>>2950458
Hnnnnng, they are adorable
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>>2950474
Damn they’re cute.

>>2950472
Hm, should we have been there more for Vegeta? Didn’t want to step on his toes and usurp his authority, so I usually voted to defer to him when he had a suggestion, but maybe we should have been a bit more advisory.
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>>2950504
We should probably start hanging out with Vegeta a little more once again, maybe get kick things off with another match and get him back into hardcore training once New Salda isn't completely fucked.
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>>2950474
These two fucked up kids would make adorable kids, and a cuter couple.
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>>2950474
Wait, we must ask Towa at some point how adorable these two are together, then Dad the ever loving shit out of them.
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>>2950477
That they are. Vegeta finally has someone around his age who he can relax around and be friends with.
>>2950504
>Hm, should we have been there more for Vegeta?
While he wasn’t quite alone, he could have used you there for him more.
>Didn’t want to step on his toes and usurp his authority, so I usually voted to defer to him when he had a suggestion, but maybe we should have been a bit more advisory.
He would certainly have appreciated you being there more for him. But this has caused him to mature far faster than most others his age, leaving him unable to relate to most other Saiyans. As I’ve said many times before, your choices have consequences.
>>2950518
It could work. He’s been busy designing a new palace with help, and once she left he began construction. Raven helped her show up to Vegeta a few times already, while your ship was headed to the Battledome.
>>2950558
Quite possibly. And they’re both quite fucked up, neither’s had it easy.
>>2950584
Her opinion may be based on future outcomes she can see.
>spoiler
Better you than Silva.
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>>2950627
>Our little witch is being a romantic aid
>On our ship
>Without our Dading
Un-Fucking-Acceptable, we shall respect her privacy, assert our authority by entering anyways, and teach those two kids, and Raven as well since she can stand to learn this too, the ins and outs of wooing the one you love. Complete with examples of our love life and marriage, being their for each other no matter what, and that the answer will always be sweaty bareback sex after a long day of training, and/or fighting. While in the shower/bath is also optional, but is okay to experiment so long as whatever mess is cleaned up before someone else uses it. On the ship or otherwise. Then some ultra embarrassing for the kids/teens involved about the proper etiquette for fucking, the do's an dont's for a first time, including our absolutely awkward an uninformed advice for demonic witches, and assassins, including the importance of leg day if your lover is larger than you. Try and fail to subtly wink at Raven.
Then walk out of that room immediately and walk in a unbelievably cheerful manner and tell Meloka what we did.
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>>2950686
>Now Vegeta. if you really want her to fall for you, you just gotta do like I did!
>That being?
>Simple. Just save your sweetheart from several life-or-death situations and teach her some sick combat maneuvers.
>It's that simple?
>It's that simple.
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>>2950686
Nothing happened on the ship, she helped Emilia go and see how the palace she and Vegeta designed was coming along. Although, as an empath, Raven was easily able to read her emotions and intentions like a book.
>>2950778
Ha.
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>>2950816
As an empath, it must really suck to be around anyone using Berserk.

Also to be around Cooler. He's so dour the goth kid up the road tells him to brighten up.
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>>2950816
.....and your point is? Nothing in that sentence is a negative to doing the DAD. Even if she isn't there, we can read her like a book too, and shall give unneeded advice as well as wait for our new step niece to come back to dad her. Then go back to New Salda in secret, wait in his chair, find a cat, and spin around menacingly and give him waifuing advice.
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>>2950816
have ubo and raven made the penises kiss yet
has anybody warned ubo not to pee in her butthole or he'll make a baby?
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I'm also saddened by Geets isolation we are always so busy or focused on training. He's a good kid and a strong warrior I'm glad Emilia is keeping him company now. Maybe we should go on a training trip just him and Karn, preferably once we have IT so we can get back to New Salda for check ins.
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>>2950901
You gotta teach them the birds and the bees, when life gives you lemons make sure you look both ways before you cross your heart and never look a gift horse in the event of emergency.

I still don't know what any of that has to do with getting your dick stuck in a ceiling fan though.
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>>2950830
>As an empath, it must really suck to be around anyone using Berserk.
True. But not anywhere near as bad as a warzone.
>>2950838
Kek.
>>2950901
Wat?
>>2950907
>I'm also saddened by Geets isolation
I’m glad I was able to finally bring it up without coming off as telling you all what to do.
>Maybe we should go on a training trip just him and Karn, preferably once we have IT so we can get back to New Salda for check ins.
This could be a good idea.
>>2951028
...Wat?
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>>2951045
>...Wat?

Exactly.

Karn never got "the talk" either.
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>>2951056
Karn not need talk.
Karn unga bunga real good.
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>>2951056
Karn figured it out man.
Any hole's a goal, just try all of em till a baby pops out.
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>>2951141
I've never personally thought of sticking my dick in a nose but if that's how you have to figure it out then I support you 1000%.
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>>2951159
ANY. HOLE'S. A. GOAL.
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>>2951164
>>2951159
So does that make it Schrödinger's womb? We should ask Meloka to give the girls stretching lessons.
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And it’s ready! The opening posts of SCQ 61, the first Chaya Special, are ready to go. We’ll start off with an easy choice, which I’ll go ahead and spoiler now to give everyone a week to think about it:


>Arena fight! You’re gonna take them all on and win!
>Obstacle course, you want to see what that’s all about
>A race? You wanna race, it sounds like it could be fun
>Theme battle? You wanna try that!
>You wanna go conquer a planet just like Momma and Daddy!
>Exterminator? You’ll show them an Exterminator!
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>>2951529
Gonna beat up some fools in the arena.
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>>2951529
TOOOUUUUURNAMENT AAAAAARC!
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>>2951529
>we get a chance to eviscerate Ace
OH BOY OH BOY
I hope we get to form a team first.
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>>2951529
Tournament Arc please
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>>2951529
Let me get a Tournament with a side of cute.
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>>2951538
>>2951562
>>2951723
The arena fight will be Chaya vs wave after wave of enemies.
>>2951656
Fighting him will be a long way off, if at all. You don’t start out against the top.
>>2951939
Kek.
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>>2952282
Waves of enemies < structured series of battles
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>>2952282
nah really mufugga that's what this quest has been missing, a real tournament arc
vox will shit his pants from the money he rakes in, i swear to christ

only problem is, what do we call a tournament that brings in the strongest fighters from around the galaxy while sounding sufficiently badass?
The tournament of power? Taken.
The dark tournament? Taken.

I woke up less than two minutes ago, so i can't think of a decent name off the top of my head. Or anything.
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>>2952615
The BloodBowl
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>>2952761
Sometimes you have good ideas, non-anon.
The Blood Bowl it is!

It'll have three segments.
Lethal, Nonlethal and Kids Only
We can hit every single market like that! TV-Y, TV-PG and TV-AO!
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wait reeeeeeeee we stil lhavent tested ki on the looted gravity hammers
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>>2952615
You could call it the Iron Fist Tournament.

Hold on, some asshole with a third eye and bat wings is knocking at my door with his old-ass dad.
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>>2952808
Wanna give one to chaya, let her play around with it?
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>>2952860
assuming we have some looted ones and not the one brutebro gave to us, yes.
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>>2952894
We should have more than we know what to do with after that war.
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>>2952902

i dont think weo bother to retreve any for personal use when we where still on new salada though
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QM REMINDER

This will be your introduction to Dreadzone and it’s rules, you showcasing your abilities and showing off what you can do. The tournament comes much later.
As for the hammers, I circumvented voting for it and had some of your crew bring a few onto the ship when you all were gathering supplies to leave, as well as a host of other Covenant weapons. Your crew greatly appreciate having the extra firepower at their personal disposal.
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>>2953220
...Fuck. That whole second block wasn’t meant to be spoilered.
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>>2953286
rip
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>>2953220
>Fuel Rod Cannons
>Plasma Rifles
>Needlers
>Beam Rifles
>Plasma Grenades
>Maulers
>Brute Shots
>all of these are on our ship
We're gonna need to have a long talk with the kids about proper firearm safety the next time we get a chance.
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>>2953220

good, we can expeerment with ki and gravity hammers then
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>>2953291
must commit honorabru sudoku
>>2953315
>We're gonna need to have a long talk with the kids about proper firearm safety the next time we get a chance.
>Needlers
I don’t think I need to remind you what happened with those before.
>>2953347
Yes. I didn’t forget, I simply went ahead and had them gathered so when anons were ready, the resources would be there. I won’t just cut popular options like that off for long stretches of in-character time without good reason.
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>>2953315
>proper firearm safety

>from a Saiyan

>who never use guns because they can shoot frikken lasers from their frikken heads


hmmmm
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>>2953783
Look, I just don't want them fucking around and accidentally blinding somebody with a stray needle.
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Also, potential second, short epilogue may be out later this week, so stay tuned!
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>>2953929
Was the family visit nice?
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>>2953934
Was good. Went through around 3-4 hundred rounds of ammo, which is usual. Had to sleep on a couch though.
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>>2954329
Better pick up that brass lest you attract brass-jews onto your property.
God help you if they decide to nest.
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>>2954703
Kek. We reload plenty of our own ammo, and what we don’t reload ourselves either my grandfather or my uncle does. Almost never use factory ammo anymore, unless we’re concealed carrying or hunting.
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>>2954772
You ever fuck around with tannerite? If anybody ask, just say you use it to remove stumps on your property.
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>>2954852
No, but it does look like fun.
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Also, announcement time: the short epilogue II coming out sometime later tonight, so stay tuned for that.
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-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 60 Epilogue II-

AGE 741, DARK MATTER FLAGSHIP

“Oh shiiiiiiit!!” your grandfather shouts, as the room’s enhanced gravity turns on and slams him to the ground.
“Good grief.” you say, reaching up and adjusting your hat on your head. You are Jotaro Kujo, grandson of Joseph Joestar and wielder of the mighty stand Star Platinum. After unlocking the true power of Star Platinum and defeating the pirate menace Dio, you’d left your homeworld behind for a relaxing vacation in space. You’d gone to a space bar, the Thieves’ Den, where after defeating three more vampires serving someone named Kars, were bested by the Dark Matter Pirates’ leader, Boros. His truest true power was more than you could handle, able to defeat you before you could utilize Star Platinum’s Za Warudo. Since you’d lost the battle and the bet, you and your grandfather now have to help the Pirate King find some way to defeat the immortal Kars.

“It doesn’t matter what we do.” Joseph had said, the two of you meeting with him and his odd, octopus-like subordinate named Geryuganshoop once your ship was stored on Boros’s massive flagship. “He is a true immortal. He can regenerate from lethal wounds instantly, morph his body into any desired shape or form, create smaller creatures from his own body just as vicious as himself, create blades from his arms that can cut through anything, grow wings for flight, and God only knows what else. His only weaknesses were the sun, and the ancient art of Hamon.”

At this your grandfather focuses his breathing, a golden glowing aura enveloping his body. But then he sighs out, the glow disappearing.

“But it doesn’t matter.” he says, unconsciously brushing his hand to his knee. “When he achieved his lifelong goal of immortality, he conquered even sunlight itself. And with that he quickly learned how to utilize Hamon to a level far beyond my own, or even my masters’. His Hamon went straight through my own, and nearly melted my knee to the bone. I crashed a plane into him and submerged him in molten lava, yet he emerged unscathed and gave me this.”

With that he pulls off his glove, revealing his mechanical left arm for Boros to see.

“I fear he is truly immortal.” your grandfather says, replacing his glove after a few moments. “He’s an unstoppable monster, and I fear he will destroy us all.”
cont
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>>2955131
However, what your grandfather told Boros of Kars’s abilities didn’t deter the alien warlord in the slightest. In fact, it seemed to galvanize him, his giant eye lighting up excitedly. It seems he’s actually looking forward to the prospect of fighting an immortal being, and unleashing his full power. After the meeting, Geryuganshoop telepathically led you to one of Boros’s flagship’s training facilities. You’d never admit it out loud, but the facility impressed you. You watched as several of his underlings workout; not the unruly mob you’d expected, but a highly-disciplined military force. When you’d heard that his forces were pirates, you weren’t expecting this. You activated the enhanced gravity, it pressing down on you. But while you were able to withstand it easily, the old man on the other hand-

“Sonouva bitch!!” he shouts from the ground, struggling to push himself back up to his feet.
“Hey old man, you alright?” you ask, turning to him. Your coat weighs heavily on your shoulders, threatening to press you down into the ground and keep you there. ”Need me to turn it off and let you out?”
“No, I’m fine.” he says, holding his metal arm up with his other hand. You hadn’t thought about it, but that thing in enhanced gravity has to weigh quite a lot. “Just give me a head’s up next time.”
“Right.” you reply noncommittally. “So why are you training? Didn’t you say it was hopeless?”
“I can’t think of a way to win.” he replies, detaching what looks like some sort of breathing mask from his metal arm, trying to put it on unsuccessfully due to the increased weight. “But that doesn’t mean it’s impossible. Jotaro, would you help me with this?”
“Sure, but...” you say, taking the mask in your hands. “What the hell is this thing for? Need help breathing in your old age?”
“Actually, why don’t you try it on for yourself first?” the old man asks with a daring, taunting grin. You sense he’s up to something, but decide to just go along with it. You put the mask on, cinching in on tight, but then realize something: you can’t breathe!

“What the hell?” you try to say, it coming out more like “‘Mrrr frr hrrrrrr?’ What the hell is this thing, is it designed to kill you? You quickly take it off, eyes narrowing at the old man. “Okay, spill it. What the hell’s up with this mask? Trying to kill me with it or something?”
“I’d said the same thing of my own teacher, years ago...” he says, the old man looking wistfully into his own memories. “They put me through hell, but their training is what allowed me to defeat the Pillar Men, and save this.”

“What the hell is that?” you ask, having been looking curiously as the old man opens up his metal arm, and from a secret compartment you never knew about he pulls out a smallish red stone.
cont
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>>2955135
“I didn’t know you were into collecting rocks, old man.” you say, and surprisingly he doesn’t respond. For a moment he simply gazes at the stone, then snaps back to focus.
“This is the Red Stone of Aja.” he says, as serious as you’ve ever seen him. “This is what allowed Kars to become immortal, but also allowed me to banish him from the planet. Kars’s power is so great, when focused through this stone caused the volcanic eruption that ultimately banished him. This is an ancient, powerful artifact.”
“Oh yeah?” you ask, eyes narrowing. You’re not buying it, what is the old man up to? “But if it’s so powerful, why don’t you think it can defeat Kars?”

“Because he’s intelligent.” Joseph replies with a sigh. “He’s smarter than Dio, smarter than me, hell, he’s the single most intelligent being I’ve ever met. The only reasons I survived were his arrogance, a helpful Nazi, and a preposterous amount of good luck. If I come face-to-face with him again, he won’t hesitate to kill me. But, we do have some advantages I didn’t have fifty years ago.”
“Oh yeah? Like what?” you ask, yet you have a feeling you know where this is going. He smirks in response, Hermit Purple springing forth around him, the thorned purple vines dancing with Hamon energy.
“We have our Stands, and the might of Boros and his Dark Matter pirates.” he says. “I have the Red Stone, and you even have the ability to stop time. We have an impressive amount of power and abilities to work with, but I can’t help but feel we’re lacking something...”

Suddenly, your mind drifts back to the monsterous Super Saiyan Karn, and how easily he shrugged off Star Platinum’s hits while he was out of control. Despite Boros’s power, you doubt that even he could budge Karn in that terrifying form. Then it hits you: why not try and enlist his help? He’s surely stronger than Boros or Star Platinum, and he’s certainly packing more explosive firepower. You think back to what you saw of the battle and wonder: could he actually destroy Kars?

“Hmm? Jotaro, what is it?” the old man asks, you snapping to focus and turning to him. “You getting another crazy idea in that head of yours?”
“Yeah, something like that.” you say, watching on the nearby holoscreen as Karn in his base form walks down the ramp of his ship, family around him as he touches down at the Battledome. You materialize Star Platinum, freezing time and counting out seconds. “Star Platinum: Za Warudo! ....One.... Two.... Three.... Four....”

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 60 Epilogue II End-
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>>2955139
>He had it on him the whole time
WHAT THE FUCK JOSEPH
Also what gravity is Jotaro up to now?
Is Boros training as well?
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>>2955146
What safer place could he have left the stone than with himself and Jotaro? Currently 4x Earth’s, Joseph having a hard time adjusting despite having motivation.
>Is Boros training as well?
Indeed. He’s excited to face Kars, and see who’s stronger. Don’t forget, Boros has met the oracle and gotten the prophecy already.
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>>2955161
God damnit.....Boros is going to be the one to doom the universe by giving Kars his body after pulling a Vegeta(Cannon tm), and fucking up isn't he? Actually, could Saitama actually kill Kars considering his regeneration?
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>>2955161
And at this point he still doesn't think karn, frieza or cold is who he's looking for?
KARN HAMON TRAINING WHEN
We *need* that mystic training bullshit.
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>>2955164
We could use mystic training but hamon is pretty useless for us. Ki is objectively better, and our output with it would be able to give us higher returns than Hamon, since the only thing that could reasonably be used to justify using it, is immune to the shit.
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>>2955173
Nah, i bet all that breath training for hamon will make karn stronger, increase his stamina by leaps and bounds.
Plus there's more than one monster out there that are weak to light energy. Hell, one is even dragonball canon.
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>>2955162
>God damnit.....Boros is going to be the one to doom the universe by giving Kars his body after pulling a Vegeta(Cannon tm), and fucking up isn't he?
Who knows?
>Actually, could Saitama actually kill Kars considering his regeneration?
Boros could regenerate as well, and look what happened to him.
>>2955164
>And at this point he still doesn't think karn, frieza or cold is who he's looking for?
He thinks Karn is still weaker than himself. And he thinks Cold is a has-been, no longer able to reach his full power. As for Freeza, perhaps. But he also doesn’t want to fight the entire PTO. Yet.
>KARN HAMON TRAINING WHEN
>We *need* that mystic training bullshit.
Perhaps after this arc, and we say goodbye to Dreadzone for awhile.
>>2955173
The most useful part of Hamon training for Karn would be the increased longevity. Which could come into play later. However, Joseph Joestar doesn’t know how to teach Hamon to someone, he never learned that technique.
>>2955176
>Plus there's more than one monster out there that are weak to light energy. Hell, one is even dragonball canon.
And you already faced Yakon once before.
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>>2955176
I suppose that's true, and if any training is going to make it easier for us to fight in orbit, it is Hamon training.
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>>2955187
That's fine, we can learn the basics from Yoda, and the dumb cheap gimmicks from Joseph.
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>>2955187
Yoda probably knows how to teach Hamon though, yeah? I remember him showing it to us after we chased off Kars.
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>>2955189
>Villain of the Week: "That saiyan is mad! I don't care what anyone says, they can't breathe in space! He's suffocating!"
>Karn: "OXYGEN IS FOR THE WEAK, EVEN THE VOID OF SPACE WON'T KEEP ME FROM KILLING YOU!"
>Villain of the Week: "HOW? HOW IS HE STILL COMING AT ME?! HOW IS HE TALKING INTO MY HEAD?!"
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>>2955197
Of course we could.....actually, we can take that and add it to the Karnage training program. Tell Freeza and the Ginyu's that vampire killing training is mandatory and that all PTO soldiers are required to learn it, then go to the Battledome with it when Kars inevitably sends one of his minions their to "recruit", and set their asses on fire. Then we give the old, Vampires are a thing PSA and this is how you kill them. Then implement it in our training video for the universe.
>>2955201
Ahhhh, the mindfucks we can get away with now that we can relax from the genocide of our planet, again.
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Karn needs to be like the Diogenes of bodily functions.
Air? Pssht. Blood? Fuck that.

Wait... There's an idea.
Drain karn's blood before training until he's woozy, then put it back in afterwards.
But only some of it. Just keep a bunch of karn's blood in storage, and then in an emergency, pump him full of more blood than usual. Simple blood doping would give karn a crazy amount of extra stamina, and would even keep him from bleeding out for longer.
After karn's gravity training, you could probably pressurize his veins like a car tire at normal gravity and his heart would have no problem.

Fuck, why didn't i think of this sooner?
...I wonder what karn's blood would do for someone weak.
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>>2955221
>...I wonder what karn's blood would do for someone weak.
God forbid we have to fight a lesser vampire that almost drains us.
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>>2955234

porbably explode
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>>2955234
>some random weakling vampire manages to get his hands on karn's blood after he passes out post-battle
>"This power, it's overflowing, OVERWHELMING! YEEEESSSSSSSS!"
>vampire twitches a single finger
>his arm fucking explodes because his body can't handle the power
>vampire falls unconscious and catches fire as the blood rapidly oxidizes his body

lol should have gravity trained nerd
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>>2955189
There are other, more useful trainings for that.
>>2955192
>>2955197
He may be able to teach it, in-person.
>>2955201
Ha.
>>2955208
Potentially.
>Ahhhh, the mindfucks we can get away with now that we can relax from the genocide of our planet, again
Gonna be fun.
>>2955221
>...I wonder what karn's blood would do for someone weak.
Is it compatible blood?
>>2955234
Or drains Meloka. Or Berserk Broly.
>>2955330
Kek
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>>2955389
>Drain Meloka
>Implying she would shank it into oblivion faster than it can blink
>Berserk Broly
>Implying they can hold best roid rage boy still long enough to do it
You havin a giggle there Dragon?
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>>2955433
>Drain Meloka
We both know she’d definitely get her blood drank, if it meant she kept it from happening to you or one of the kids.
>Berserk Broly
Would be rather easy. Get him while he’s turning another vampire into a bloody smear on the ground.
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>>2955599
Could a weak vampire's fangs even pierce our body? I mean even at a PL of 1000 you can apparently laugh off bullets, so the bite force involved in piercing our skin would have to be pretty impressive, yeah?
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>>2950472
>Beerus would have destroyed you all if any of you had used the ritual to become a Super Saiyan G-

Wait what? Wouldn’t Beerus be happy if we could produce a Super Saiyan God. Sure it wouldn’t be nearly as strong as Goku was when he got the transformation but it’s still what he asked for.
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>>2955808
>fangs
They don’t all drink through teeth. Some through their fingers, others teeth, and who knows what else? Vampirism affects different species differently.
>apparently laugh off bullets, so the bite force involved in piercing our skin would have to be pretty impressive, yeah?
Not wrong there. However, as the Covenant displayed, tech can compensate for a lack of power such as the Energy Swords.
>>2956089
>Wait what? Wouldn’t Beerus be happy if we could produce a Super Saiyan God. Sure it wouldn’t be nearly as strong as Goku was when he got the transformation but it’s still what he asked for.
Not only the strength, but the duration of the form would also be far lesser. The power and duration of the Super Saiyan God will be directly related to the power of the five Super Saiyans contributing their strength.
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>>2956149
So what you're saying is watch out for Techno-vampires, got it.
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>>2955131
>the pirate menace Dio
Dio is a pirate here?
>Red Stone of Aja
that does raise a question, would that boost our ki strikes?
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>>2956089
Don't think we're strong enough to retain the power of Super Saiyan God after the initial transformation like Goku did anyways.
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>>2956432
Kek.
>>2956491
>vampire menace Dio
Nice catch, can’t believe I missed it.
>that does raise a question, would that boost our ki strikes?
You’d have to test that yourself.
>>2956539
It would fade even faster than your ki if you managed to achieve Super Saiyan 3 right now.
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>>2956568
Wonder what'd happen if we became a vampire and used the Red Stone of Aja. Would we become immune to the sun, or is that just a Pillar Man thing?
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>>2956587
Who knows? Even a regular mask has not yet been tested on a Saiyan.
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>>2956587

As far as is known in JoJo canon, the red stone only works for Pillarmen, since the Stone Mask can't quite penetrate their brains in their transformed state. Hence the need for a gem that can channel sunlight in a very specific way via Kars' special stone mask.

It's been speculated that it might just outright kill a vampire, since humans are already so much weaker than untransformed pillarmen. Ki is also a huge unknown factor since it doesn't exist in JoJo canon. For that matter, would channeling Ki to toughen up one's tissues act as a sufficient substitute for inherent toughness? Wreathing one's self in Ki can enhance physical strength and toughness, but your skin/hair/bone remains the same.
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>>2956715
>since humans are already so much weaker
Well we're Sayans so no problems on that end
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>>2956715
>For that matter, would channeling Ki to toughen up one's tissues act as a sufficient substitute for inherent toughness? Wreathing one's self in Ki can enhance physical strength and toughness, but your skin/hair/bone remains the same.
You haven’t perfected that technique. Yet. You have tried working on it before.
>>2956941
>Well we're Sayans so no problems on that end
Saiyans have the opposite problem. Even the weaker ones were tougher than the pre-mask Pillar Men.
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QM QUESTION

Are you all ready for this next episode? I hope you all are as excited for this as I am, I’ve been waiting for this.
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>>2957015
My body has been ready since last week
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>>2957023
You and me both anon.
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>>2957015
>Are you all ready for this next episode?
Fuck yes. Chaya is the undisputed best girl of the Saiyan race.
Plus we get to have more time with Broly and Chili.
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>>2957078
>Fuck yes. Chaya is the undisputed best girl of the Saiyan race.
Not wrong.
>Plus we get to have more time with Broly and Chili.
We’ll see how the next episode goes. Depending on pacing it could end up a mostly combat episode
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>>2957015
Are you exploding with excitment?
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>>2957015
I am FULLY erect.
It has been more than four hours.

I have no intention of seeing a doctor.
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>>2956969
>Saiyans have the opposite problem. Even the weaker ones were tougher than the pre-mask Pillar Men.
Pff, so we might be too tough for the Stone Masks to activate effectively?
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>>2957618
Phrasing Ivan, that loli may try to rape us or fuck our boys
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>>2957779
>raping Karn
It's like trying to rape the Punisher. It's physically impossible.
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>>2957787
She is not a brute force rapist, she is a clever girl, and will cheat to try, and likely fail, to fit the KD. Honestly, I expect her to get distracted by Broly and Chilli or stare on in awe at Karn's dick.
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>>2957779
You can't rape the willing.
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>>2957793
>"Mister Karn...where are your clothes?"
>"I ain't putting my suit on 'till I wash up. Now what'd you drag me out of bed for?"
>pic related
>"Kid? The hell are you staring at?"
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>>2957800
That's not lust
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>>2957839
Correct, that's the feararousal fumes.
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>>2956969
>Saiyans have the opposite problem. Even the weaker ones were tougher than the pre-mask Pillar Men.
now hold on if thats the case the mask Kars offered us wouldn't do shit to us then, that sonofabitch was trying to rip us off
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>>2958045
....no shit. Its fucking Kars, I have been explaining this shit for the last week and a half. Kill vampire lords that Yoda doesn't like, NOT MAKE FRIENDS WITH IT!
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>>2958045
Might not have crossed his mind
>>2958048
You're a broken record, give it a rest
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>>2958050
also just had the though of us accepting the mask and it shattering in contact
>Kars pilar gets harder than ever
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>>2958048
There is no Vampire Lords. There is Shitty Vampiers and Kars, Maybe DIO but he will kill himself sooner or later.
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>>2957618
Yes.
>>2957715
Kek.
>>2957719
Yes. Saiyans may need the red stone’s power for a mask to work at all.
>>2957800
Ha.
>>2958045
He has never experimented on Saiyans before, but he judged by your appearances that you were close enough to himself and humans that a regular mask would work.
>>2958070
>There is no Vampire Lords.
That you know of.
>Maybe DIO but he will kill himself sooner or later.
Already defeated by Jotaro and turned to dust by the sun. Dio himself is dead and gone.
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>>2958145
>Dio himself is dead and gone.

Is he still in hell or did he re-enter the cycle of reincarnation?
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>>2958198
Good question. I wouldn’t suggest going there to find out.
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>>2958215
But it's where Karn is going to end up going anyway. What's wrong with going a little early?

Friends and family? Obligations? Actually having a life worth living? Fuck outta here with that fantasy crap.
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>>2958499
>What's wrong with going a little early?
There’s still an entire universe to conquer.
>Friends and family? Obligations? Actually having a life worth living? Fuck outta here with that fantasy crap.
Not sure if serious.
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QM QUESTION

So what does everyone think Karn should pick as his Dreadzone theme? I have a few ideas, but curious as to what everyone else thinks. A few ideas to get the discussion going:

>Indestructible-Disturbed
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k1_NApyl_94
>Superhero Showdown
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dg9jgd0xTvU
>Sound the Alarm
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pn4qswVQ_0U
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>>2959590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aQRq9hhekA
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/blacksabbath/ironman.html

Just saying.
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>>2959645
Fuck, even "Black Sabbath" fits karn so well.
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>>2959590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0
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>>2959590
Not buried yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pJCSfJL5FI

Blooming villan -persona 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX6ZFtiumk4
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>>2959590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr6BMiHMPtI
AS IF THERE COULD BE ANYTHING ELSE MORE FITTING FOR HIM.
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>>2958145
>That you know of.
Well, let's hope that none of Masqurade clans made it here. Their elders can fuck our shit hard.
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>>2959966
Pretty sure they'd get beaten without breaking a sweat.
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>>2959988
Half of them know Mind Controll at levels beyond simple breaking like Nefarious did on us. I'm still salty at us not killing at least Vegeta. Some of them know spells that makes them invulnerable to evrything beside sun damage, and some knows rituals that can render sunlight ineffective for a day. Kars level of body morphing? Yep, they have that. Full invisibility. Insane Hivemind looking both in past and future. Also Ki manipulation known to some clans.
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>>2960024
They also happen to be weak as shit compared to DBZ-level nonsense. Good luck using any of that shit effectively against a guy who could, if he wanted to, sense exactly where you are from a solar system away and snipe you with a well-placed planetbuster. Even if they pulled out that invulnerability in time, they're pretty much screwed kars-style (though they'd probably expire relatively quickly when they run out of vampire shit to protect themselves from solar radiation)
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>>2960048
>sense exactly where you are from a solar system away

I don't think Karn is that good at sensing ki yet. Unless I missed some event somewhere. Unless you are using hyperbole which was my first thought but it's whatever you know?
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>>2960132
I'm pretty sure he could pull it off. The length of a solar system isn't that huge, in dbz scale at least.
But it IS huge in Masquerade scale. Not sure I know of any abilities that would be able to reach that far.
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>>2960141
oh theres probaably SOME build that can do it.

>galatic scale Locate City Bomb
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>>2960141
Well I mean a solar system away implies a different solar system. That may not be very far away for DBZ but even then the only person shown in DBZ canon as far as I can remember to sense anything extra-solar was Goku and people who cheat and use weird god magic like the Kais and Whis. And that was after Goku got stuck in the middle of fucking nowhere and had to git gud to get back home.

And sensing something super weak comparatively speaking would exacerbate the issue. Sensing Frieza in another solar system would probably be child's play even now, but sensing someone like Mercenary Tao from a solar system away would probably be impossible for Karn for a while still.

I'm kinda spitballing here since sensing Ki isn't something Karn has been actively practicing specifically that I can remember. Outside of when he first learned it could be done I mean.

Karn didn't even sense Kars until he was nearly in atmo so unless these asshole vamps are hundreds or thousands of times stronger I don't think we'd be able to sense them from very far if we didn't already know exactly what to look for. In system I think Karn could totally do it, though.

They'd still get BTFO in a straight up fight though if they didn't get a chance to use their magic. Which considering just how fast and strong Karn is he may be able to beat them to the punch.

Unless it's Cain.
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>>2960158
Cain is the absolute last one who'd antagonize people these days, ironically enough.
I still think it's bullshit that Cain's un-diluted, maximum-strength beast never took control in all of the thousands of years he'd been around.
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>>2960184
That's true. Unless he just wanted to ask a few questions as someone went along their journey of course.

If anyone could resist such unimaginable hunger it'd be him. He's had a very long time to get used to it and it didn't seem to affect him as much as his lessers. Or they just never talk about it so we just assume he hasn't. Poor Cain, he just wanted big daddy G to love him for his hard work.
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>>2959590
Gotta be some Powerwolf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpFgkZWHXqA
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>>2959645
>>2959676
>>2959700
>>2959738
>>2960228
Good choices, they’ve all been written down. Will be compiling more as we go. And dropping this anon’s fanart here again because it’s good.
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>>2960688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkYYYew8CUI
The light-show would kick in at around 2 minutes in.
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Saiyan Conqueror Quest 61: The Chaya Special will begin in little over 24 hours! Hope everyone’s ready.

>>2960733
A good choice
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>>2960817
Wait, what about meloka's intro song?
Turn on CC for this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgXZn_H_QAI
does tanya count as an explosion loli too?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0VOxNmSeho
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>>2960897
Anything by David Bowie probably.
>Psyco middle management bitch midget
I mean, kinda? I am curious as to which Kai or being took an interest in her though. Which is a moot point because she is in a WW1 era timeline
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>>2960907
I dunno, meloka is... well, she's kind of fragile, almost. A lot of her life and personality are taken up by karn, but besides that, she's very emotional and seems mentally weak for a saiyan woman.
The yandere in her only comes out when it regards a threat to karn or her children. I think we got a peek at the "real" meloka during the war, when she broke off from karn and ended up being unable to save most of her group. She was barely holding it together.

Maybe a more melancholy song would suit her better, at least from my perspective of her.
she's one bad day from losing everything, and unlike karn, i'm not convinced she thinks she's strong enough to stop it
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>>2960897
The fuck did I just watch? And maybe?
>>2960907
>Anything by David Bowie probably.
You have good taste.
>>2960923
This is a not-inaccurate, well thought-out contemplation.
>spoiler
Talking about her worst fears there anon.
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>>2961136
>The fuck did I just watch?
You just watched the nazi duck.

Season 2 soon.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrX5kYg1Pwo
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>>2961431
Meant to include this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFqjx3v9nDg&feature=youtu.be&t=57
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>>2961431
The fuck?
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>>2960897
>Wait, what about meloka's intro song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6TsX_7xlkU
This is the epitome of Yandere thought-processes as a song.
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>>2962444
Evil man is reincarnated as little girl in fantasy Germany during Fantasy World War I, tries to ride out the war by getting a cushy officer's position as fast as possible, shenanigans ensue.
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>>2962444
>The fuck?
That's an isekai, by the way.
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>>2962444
And it's fun, too. I need to rewatch it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZmbl-mNBgg&feature=youtu.be&t=86
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>>2962447
That’s a good one for her, in her younger years anyways. She’s relaxed over the years you’ve spent with her.
>>2962465
But why?
>>2962479
Oh, now I see why.
>>2962505
I can’t get over that design, it looks too weird.
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>>2962773
Theory is they intentionally fucked the character designs to keep people from lewding the loli
She looks more normal in the manga/novel, but some character designs were changed in the anime to the point that they're unrecognizable
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>>2962773
>But why?
Because as the guy was being murdered, God showed up and said Evil man told God "You're not God" and was cast into loli land for his insolence.
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>>2962856
after which he continues to tip his fedora out of spite, so god fucks with him hard for a laugh
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>>2962893
Would you back down from a challenge issued by some punk-ass "God" if you were cartoonishly evil?
I think not.
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>>2962817
Just something off about it. Like Furbies,those shapeshifting uneven rubick’s cubes, or Gremlins.
>>2962856
He got off lucky. He didn’t get Sodom and Gomorrah’d, or worse.
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>>2962925
>He got off lucky.
They got it quick. Evil Salary Loli is probably gonna get the rug pulled from him at the very last moment because Karmic Justice.
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