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We play as Manfred a Neet that's on his way to get out of the Neet Lifestyle.
Our Neet is doing well for himself, got a job, learnt how to cook some food, and got a gun. Last time we left our Neet off. He was shopping with his mother for some groceries when things took a turn for the worst. A robbery gone wrong.

Neet stats
https://pastebin.com/f9jmp7zB

Previous threads
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Neet%20Quest
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>>2902215
>Time for the gun
>Get mom
>Run away to the employee area.
The employee area would be the storage area, we can just leave this place with our mother and not risk facing them. We're outnumbered and outgun.

You're not waiting around to get a feed a lead salad. Nor clueless enough to talk it out with robbers currently killing everyone in your path. You take the most logical approach, getting your gun out and getting your mom and getting out of here through the employee area they must have a exist back there.
You get the LeMat out and run to the women's bathroom where your mom is at. Luckily it's not a single person restroom such it's unlocked.
You slammed the door open, and scan the area for your mother. There was a lady at the sink area putting on makeup but no sign of your mother. She must be in one of the stall.
The middle aged lady putting on makeup, stopped and turned to you. Surprised plastered all over her face before turning to horror when her eyes moved downward to your gun.
She starts screaming and crying, but you were having none of it. You are on a mission to save your mother, you ignore her as you go looking for mother in the 4 stalls in the restroom.
[Manfred] “Mom! We got to go now! They'll shooting up the store!”
You yell as you narrow down the stall your mother is at. You throw caution to wind and throw over the door of the stall. Which opens to your mother sitting on the toilet looking through her phone.
[Mom] “Manfred, what are doing in the ladies restroom. Is that a gun!” She said completely not getting the seriously of the situation at hand.
You grab her by the arm, and pull her with you from her stall. While getting your mother, the other lady took it as a chance to leave the restroom.
[Manfred] With panicked breaths you spit out. “Mom, they'll killing everyone!” You say as you drag her past the stalls and out the restroom door.

While your mother is worry about your mental state, she goes along with you without much resistance trusting you.
You and your mother leave the restroom. On the left is double set door with a sign that reads employee only. In the front is a employee door to the butcher section. And to the right was back where you where, the general store.
While thinking what to do next you're interrupted by a gunshot to the right. It's the lady from the restroom, she just got shot. You see her Crumples like a rag doll to the floor as blood start to pool around her. Another gunshot rings out, hitting the dead body on the floor.

“Fucking bitch. Got another one here guys.” You hear to the left at the end of the hall.

What do?
>Be an hero (Hard)
>Fuck that. Go to the employee area and go out the back door (Easy)
>Surrender? (????)
>Other/write in
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>>2902220
>Fuck that, Go to the employee area and go out the back door
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>>2902220
Be an hero. Maybe we'll die and get isekai'd.
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It's Alive!!!! IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!
>Be an hero (Hard)
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>>2902220
Also, it's fantastic that you're back neetqm. Is everything at home okay? Drinking enough water?
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>>2902220
>Fuck that. Go to the employee area and go out the back door (Easy)
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>Be an hero

We take him down we can pick up an even better gun. The dice wont let us fail.
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>>2902215
>Be an hero (Hard)
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>>2902220
>>Fuck that. Go to the employee area and go out the back door (Easy)
We can't risk mom's life
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>>2902220
>Fuck that. Go to the employee area and go out the back door (Easy)
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Changed to be an hero
>>2902234
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>>2902257
>>2902258
>>2902271
>>2902234
>>2902264
>>2902293
>>2902294
>>2902304
Confirmed
Just how will you be an hero?

How will you go about stopping this gentleman. (Hidden DCs)
>Stand out in the open and fire at the murderer?
>Peek head and gun out and shoot
>Blind fire
>Fan the hammer
>Tactical dive, shoot while diving
>Other/writein

How combat works will be in the next post.
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>>2902309
>>Peek head and gun out and shoot
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>>2902309
>Peek head and gun out and shoot
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>>2902309
Let's do this shit, for mommy
>Peek head and gun out and shoot
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>>2902309
>Peek head and gun out and shoot
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>>2902312
>>2902313
>>2902319
>>2902326
Alright so are you going to use normal shot doing 2d6 damage or using your shotgun round for the 3d6 damage?
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Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d6)

>>2902328
Normal shot.
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>>2902331
No rolling yet
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>>2902337
Oh. I wish I would have saved my luck for then.
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>>2902328
Shotgun time
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>>2902328
Shotgun, we're indoors aren't we?
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>>2902346
Yes
Also combat rules will be posted shortly after this vote
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Shotgun, shoot this nigger in the fuckin face.
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>>2902368
Weren't they beaners?, not niggers time (atleast)
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Weapon Stats https://pastebin.com/vU5cQbpN

How combat works
Current Weapon LeMat 2d6 (9) or 3d6 shot (1)

Since you ambushed this guy you get a +5 to the roll. Because he had no idea you were there. Your speed located in your Neet Stats are added to the roll for a +2. Having weapon skill will give you a +# but at this time you have no skill. Lastly it’s point blank range so you have to beat the DC of 10.
Called shots are -4 to attack roll. If none are called I rolled d10 for location.
>And very important you can take a second action for a -3 penalty. Ie. I shoot 1d10+7 and shoot again 1d10+4.

>>2902343
>>2902346
>>2902368
Roll 1d10+7 three times (Best out of three will be taken)
Roll 1d6 three times (All three will be taken)

You draw out your LeMat, using your thumb you switch to the shot. You peek out and see the really tanned skin individual, looting the body of the lady. Not noticing your presence until the hammer of the Revolver shoots off into his direction.


Next time, we'll choose what we want all in the first post.
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Rolled 7, 5, 9 + 7 = 28 (3d10 + 7)

>>2902384
HWG
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>>2902392
Fuck. Retrying since I fucked up the roll.
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Rolled 6 + 7 (1d10 + 7)

>>2902389
Anon it's 1d10 per person


>>2902384
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>>2902392
>>2902394
You were right, this anon was wrong >>2902389
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Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>2902400
Oh. Should I keep the deleted number for the 1d10 (6,+7=13) or should I roll again for the d10?
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Rolled 2 + 7 (1d10 + 7)

>>2902397
>>2902400
My Bad
>>2902384
Redo
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>>2902403
Just keep it,

Now I just need two more 1d6 froms two different anons.

>>2902405
Not needed, I could have just taken your first roll of that 7
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Rolled 15 (1d16)

>>2902384
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Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>2902384
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Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>2902407
redo
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>>2902392
>>2902397
>>2902403
>>2902412
>>2902415
Alright, that was a lot of fuck ups. But we did it.

>Attack roll
14 Hits
>Damage Roll 15-1 Body
14 Damage Moral Wound
>Random Location Roll
1 Head DOUBLE DAMAGE
28 Damage in total

You pull the trigger aiming at his direction and praying that it hits something. Your mother waiting horrified fearing the life and health of her child in the life and death situation. But all the worry was for nothing as you shot true, the cotton mask that the robber was wearing did nothing to stop the lead balls piercing through his skull. As they filled his brain with more holes than Swiss cheese, before the whole head blasts off from his shoulders. He crumbles on top of the lady, headless. As his blood and hers starts pooling on the ground together. A cloud of smoke rises from your gun, as you stare at the body. Your first kill, and your first shot with a gun. The recoil was smaller than you thought, for something that took off a head. You know there are 3 more robbers, but you don’t know where they are, or if they are heading to the shot you made.

>Hand Guns 2/5 +1
>Dexterity: 2 1/10 +1

What now? (Hidden DCs)
>Take the robber’s gun
>Take mom and leave NOW!
>Hunt down the others
>Other/Writein

>Wisdom can be used, to ask yourself (QM) the best course of action. But it's level 2, so it'll be hit or miss.
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>>2902436
>Take Mom and leave NOW!
1v3 isn't good odds.
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>>2902436
Alright, I think we should end this, we already killed one, the rest may look for us/want to avenge him.
"Better safe than sorry" (altho this is not safe and "sorry" should be "dead")
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>>2902451
That's just retarded. We barely killed the guy by doing a sneak attack. We are less than normal human in terms of Abilities we're going to get destroyed

>>2902436
OP give us some wisdom
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>>2902436
>take robbers gun, put blood on face to look intimidating, go kill some thugs.
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Tear his shirt or find some cloth. Use it to take the guys gun, hideout (outside the store) nearby, we can give it to police for fingerprints and find his friends. Baby's first vigilante slaying.
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>>2902458
>OP give us some wisdom
Robbers are normal humans. And would have some skill using guns. By the sounds you hear they are using modern weapons 9mm or .45ACP with larger mag sizes. So they'll be faster than you, shoot better than you. So most likely shoot you down before you can make one shot.

Enemies rolls
1d10+5+1
Enemy Initiative
1d10+5
Your Initiative
1d10+2
Your rolls
1d10+2

Wisdom used.
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>>2902436
>Take the robber’s gun
>Hunt down the others
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>>2902478
Yeah theyre faster than us, but once they meet resistance (us) they'll probably fucking scatter, especially since one of them is already dead. Also if we sneak up on them they probably won't be able to out-initiative us. The police will probably close in soon as well.
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>Take Mom and leave NOW!
Better safe than sorry.
>Do take the gun though.
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>>2902436
>>Take mom and leave NOW!
Snipers shoot then move.
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>>2902451
>>2902460
>>2902461
>>2902483
>>2902495
>Take the robber’s gun
>Hunt down the others

>Ruger SR9 taken
Weapon stats updated https://pastebin.com/vU5cQbpN
Rounds left ? rounds
2d6+1 Damage

You throw caution to the wind, it’s time to become a hero and gun down the rest of the animals that thought they can rob this store without resistance. You pick up the gun of the fallen enemy it's a 9mm and by the weight of it, should have some rounds left in it. With it in hand you feel like you can put more firepower down there way. You then began the hunt for the enemy. Gunshots still fill the air as more and more innocent people are gun down, left and right. Your mom is making her way through the back rooms, calling the cops while at it. If they're quick they should be here right quick with the amount of killing going on.

It's time to put all those gaming skills to work, mainly Metal Gear Solid. You crouch low and began making your way to a robber would be by ear, and get him while he's away from the group and pop him before he even noticed you.
Sheath roll
1d100-20 Best out of 3
(Easy, Due to nature of situation)
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Rolled 36 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2902530
HWG
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>>2902529
Sorry about missing you, the page didn't updated before I posted.
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Rolled 60 - 20 (1d100 - 20)

>>2902530
We're going to be kill
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Rolled 84 - 20 (1d100 - 20)

>>2902530
>>2902536
It happens.
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Rolled 6 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2902530
Its time to be an fucking hero
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>>2902540
This anon is the savior you guys needed.

>>2902550
-14 Nah

>>2902535
>>2902539
>>2902540
>64
All those years of playing as Snake was payed off. As you crouch run to the aisle full of kitchen supplies. Like dish soups and cheap pots or pans, all lined up the two aisle. There was beaner from behind his mask you can see his tan, his black eyes filled with nothing but hate as he beats up a elderly white women on the ground with his bare hands, before finishing her off with two bullets to the head from his gun.

[Robber 3] ”Arder en el infierno” He said and spit on her corpse
You are currently peeking into the asie he’s close range. And you have a good shoot you can take. Since he didn’t see you yet. You have the first shot.

What do? No rolling yet.
>Shoot from there (DC 15)
>Move up then shoot (DC10)
>Go to other robber
>Other/Write in

Also forget to ask
>Gave mom the LeMat?
>Kept it?

DC to hit from this distance is 15
You are able to run up to him, to turn the range into point blank dropping DC to 10
Called shots are -4 to hit
Rate of fire is 2 bullets per round

How to read my drawing
White is pathway
Enemies are green
Blue is you
Cyan is others
X on dots means dead
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>>2902591
>move up then shoot
>gave mom the LeMat
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>>2902591
>Move up then shoot
>Gave mom the LeMat
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>>2902591
>Move up then shoot
>Gave Mom the LeMat
REEEEEEEE!
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>>2902596
>>2902599
>>2902602
Alright

Roll 1d10+7 Best of three
Due to ambush and Dex modifier

Roll 2d6+1
Due to two bullets going down range.
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Rolled 7 + 7 (1d10 + 7)

>>2902617
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Rolled 3 + 7 (1d10 + 7)

>>2902617
Rolan 1
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Rolled 8 + 7 (1d10 + 7)

>>2902617
Dice god help us all.
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Rolled 1, 5 + 1 = 7 (2d6 + 1)

>>2902617
Rolan 2
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Rolled 5, 2 + 1 = 8 (2d6 + 1)

>>2902617
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Rolled 2, 1 + 1 = 4 (2d6 + 1)

>>2902617
I'll sacrifice a gray goat istg.
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Rolled 3 + 7 (1d10 + 7)

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Rolled 6, 6 + 1 = 13 (2d6 + 1)

Alright maybe bullet luck?
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>>2902645
Nice, even though it wont be counted.
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>>2902630
>>2902632
>>2902633
Attack roll
>14 & 15 Both shots hit
Damage Roll -1 Body
>6 & 7 Damage
>Random Location Roll
Left Arm and & Right Leg

As he was laughing in the bloody mush face of the person he killed, you run out of your hiding spot. Yelling without meaning too, causing the enemy to look up from his body seat, to see a lard ass charging him with a weapon on him. Before he can draw his weapon from the ground. You fire two shots while being less than a meter away from him. Hitting his arm and leg. Surprised is caked on his face, as he goes into shock and most likely will dead from the blood loss. You check on his gun and rack the slide, it was empty, he had used his last bullets killing this granny he couldn’t have stop you if he had tried. Before you can relax you hear another robber talking.

[Robber 1] “Juan, go get the others! I almost got all the money.”
[Juan] “No problemo.” He said as you hear footsteps leading to the aisle you’re in.

What do?
>Play dead (Set ambush)
>Run and hide behind the Aisle
>Aim at the entry of the Aisle, waiting to blow whoever comes
>Other/Write in
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>>2902678
>play dead
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>>2902678
>Play dead
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>>2902678
>Play dead (Set ambush)
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>>2902678
>>Aim at the entry of the Aisle, waiting to blow whoever comes
maybe Juan is a double tapper.
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>>2902678
>>2902707
Changing my vote then
>Run and hide behind the Aisle
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>>2902678
>>2902707
changing to
>Run and hide behind the Aisle
>>2902709 wise choice, now that I think about it we would expose ourselves too much if we just stood there waiting to bait him up.
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Lean that dead body really quickly against the aisle shelves so it looks like he was shot from the front. Hide right behind the shelf homeboy is leaning on and cap Gonzalez in the back when he looks for who killed his Hermano.
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>>2902709
Changing to this.
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How are we going to deal with the police. Just think from there point of view, a person with a clean record, don't have any records in the last 10 years after highschool. Just stop a 4 men armed robbery
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>>2902678
>>Run and hide behind the Aisle
>>2902745
We gonna be a god damn hero son.
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>>2902745
We'll just act casual. Theres no way the police will arrest us for saving lives n shit.
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Wait, the pistol still has ammo? Are we using the Le Mat or did we give it to mom?
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>>2902769
We're using the robber's gun and gave Mom the LeMat
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>>2902678
>>Run and hide behind the Aisle
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>>2902721
>>2902733
>>2902751
>>2902808
>>Run and hide behind the Aisle

You get off your ass and hightail back to the aisle, and watch the bodies waiting for the other amigo to round the counter. Hoping to God, that this will go as planned, so you can quickly pop him if he comes down the aisle. He does indeed come down the aisle with his Glock at hand. He stopped in his tracks when he saw his friend body. He raises his gun and scans the area around. You duck your head down and hide from his view.

While you catch a breath, you see a family of 4 cowering in the corner. With the father and mother covering there child. They probably think you're part of the problem as the father stares you down with fear in his eyes. But that's far from the truth. from within the aisle you hear the robber.

[Juan] "Shit they killed him! You motherfuckers!"

While Juan is cursing about his revenge you signal to them, to keep quiet and head to the exit which you point out are near the restroom. Thankfully, Juan made it clear that you're not one of them, so they understood, and followed the direction as they take off to the restrooms while you still hide behind the aisle waiting for the enemy to come out. Taking a quick peek Juan spotted the family as they ran past and started making his way to them. Going down the aisle and taking a left, complete missing seeing you on the right. With his back to you, he takes aim at the family with murderous intent. While you take aim point blank into his fully exposed back ready to fill him with a lead salad.

Best of 3 of course
Roll 1d10+7
Roll 2d6+1
You guys are getting some luck with these robbers.
Picture shows the path the family and Juan took. And a better way to picture what's happening currently.
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Rolled 4 + 7 (1d10 + 7)

>>2902858
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Rolled 2 + 7 (1d10 + 7)

>>2902858
We almost a hero boys.
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Rolled 1, 6 + 1 = 8 (2d6 + 1)

>>2902858
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Rolled 6 + 7 (1d10 + 7)

>>2902858
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Rolled 4, 6 + 1 = 11 (2d6 + 1)

>>2902858
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One more 2d6+1 Needed
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Rolled 5, 3 + 1 = 9 (2d6 + 1)

>>2902858
>>2902899
I GOT THIS!
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>>2902905
Based.
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>>2902861
>>2902868
>>2902905
Attack roll
>11 & 13 Both shots hit
Damage Roll -1 Body
>10 & 8 Damage
>Random Location Roll
Right Leg

You pop two shots from your gun both hitting the dude’s right leg. The force of the bullets are enough to destroy his leg as you see shards of bone on the ground. He falls to the ground unto his side, dropping his gun with him. He turns his head and looks at you, the last thing he sees is the lard ass gringo that killed him before drifting away. With another one down there was only one left, by the sounds of it at the entrance of the store with the cash registers.

[Robber 1] ”Juan! José! Jesús! I got the money, Come on, vámonos”

You stay quiet and peek out to the aisle, you couldn’t see him from here, so you move over to the next aisle to see if you can spot him. After doing this 2 or 3 times, you hear the muffled sounds of sirens off in the distance. You see his skinny ass run out of the store.

[Robber 1] “Hijo de puta!” He said before you hear his footsteps get fade.

In no way in hell you can get to that guy, so you sit down at the aisle end. Your clothes are coated with blood and other parts that should stay inside the body. You check your mag of 4 rounds reminding, place it down. With everything done you reflect on the shitshow you had to go through. You grab the closest item of food and pop it open for some tasty cheese goodness from the bag of chips.

You hear gunshots from the outside. Before it gets quiet again, the ringing in your ears lessen a bit, as you hear sobs within the store around you as you snack away on the chips. The adrenaline in your body begins to wear off, as you get your fill of unhealthy snacks after a good week or two of healthy eating.

The police storm in, you slide the gun away from you. Not wanting any extra holes from the cops. They start clearing out the area, handcuffing what you think is the dead robbers, kicking guns away, all that.

[Cop] “We got a cold one here.” Was something you heard get said many times.

As they check the bodies as they routinely clear out the place. People that lived through the mess are taken, as they advance through the market.
You wait, eating your snack before wiping off the excess dust off the dead robbers shirt. When the cops come they point the guns at you, must be twitchy from all the dead they think you had a hand in this mess. Who could blamed them?

>Sheath 2/5 +2
>Hand Guns 1 0/10 +4 Total
Ranked up
>Dexterity: 2 6/10 +5 Total

Cont.
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[Cop] ”You are under arrest for Mass Murder! Put your hands behind your head! Lay on your stomach!”
Must be from the amount of blood on your clothes

You of course listen to there orders and place your hands behind your head as they check you for weapons before handcuffing you and bringing you outside with the rest of people. As you make it outside you see the camera pointed at the entrance to the grocery store.

[Cop] “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to have an attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you by the court. With these rights in mind, are you still willing to talk with me about the charges against you?”

[Manfred] “I understand my rights.” You say to the police.

Outside you see the news didn’t come yet, but the police got there in a hurry. As they try and figure out the what fuck happened in the store. You even get to see the family you save as they talk with the cops, they pointed at you. But can’t tell what there saying. Even your mother is there crying tears of joy you hope.
[Mother] “Manfred thank God, you’re alright.” She said before being held back by the police.
[Cop] “Sorry ma'am, but he’s needed for questioning.”

[Mom] “My baby!”

You are put in the back of the squad car, and they drive to the police station. They didn’t even try to make small talk with you or put on the radio as you sat in the backseat like a nigger on a bus.

The drive to the police station was quiet, as they drove into the station hauling your ass straight into a interrogation room

[Detective] “Don’t even try to tell us you’re innocent. We have you on the crime scene, shooting and killing innocent bystanders. Give yourself up and maybe you don’t go on death row.”
What the fuck?

What do?
>Wait for your attorney
>Tell they what really happened
>Lie?
>Confess?
>Other/Write in
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>>2903021
>tell them that we stopped the robbers, and that they can check the surveillance cameras to find the truth. Co-operate as best we can afterwards.
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>>2903027
+1
Then stop talking and
>Wait for your attorney
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>>2903021
>Wait for your attorney
Stay quiet, and do as we are told.
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>>2903027
>>2903021
Actually this.
+1
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>>2903027
>>2903033
>>2903035
Roll 1d100-20 best out of 3. Too see how much spaghetti came out
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Rolled 75 - 20 (1d100 - 20)

>>2903060
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Rolled 84 - 20 (1d100 - 20)

>>2903060
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Rolled 55 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2903060
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Rolled 4 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

I could have saved you.
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>>2903021
>[Mom] “My baby!”
relationship status with mom ?

>>2903060
too late but we really need to work on our charisma
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>>2903076
>i could have saved you
>negative 16
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>>2903063
>>2903066
>>2903069
>tell them that we stopped the robbers, and that they can check the surveillance cameras to find the truth. Co-operate as best we can afterwards.
>64 Spaghetti contained
>>2903081
Relationship status with mom? Max +100

[Detective] “What do you have to say for yourself? Just confess to the crime!” He says and slams his hands on the table.

[Manfred] “D-detective, you got it all wrong. I stopped the robbers, j-just check the cameras. They’re show the truth.”

After you said this, the detective goes quiet. Goes over to the door opens it and calls out
[Detective] “Doug, come here.” He said and walked out and closed the door behind him. While you waited handcuffed to the table. Wearing clothes a size too small for you.

This ‘Doug’ character walks in
[Detective Doug] “Alright Mister Manfred. If what you’re saying is true. How is it possible you didn’t sustain any damage. By your own words you took down 3 of them single handed. Correct me if I’m wrong.”

[Manfred] “That’s correct Detective, the video will proof that, I was out just shopping with my mother for groceries until they came guns blazing.”

[Detective Doug] “Your mother, that bring me to another point. The old cap and ball revolver she had on her was fired recently. By you I presume, why bring a gun to the grocery store if you don’t part of the gang?”

For fuck sake

[Manfred] “I protected myself and my mother with my actions, hell I save a dozen or more people. Just question them and watch the video and you’re see I’m right. Until then, I’m done talking without my attorney.”

With the word of attorney. The detective gather up his papers and walked out. Minutes passed as you feel the heat of the room grow hotter.

The minutes of heat, turned into hours until the clock read past midnight. More than 4 hours passed since you were put in the room without a glass of water or a bathroom break before you presume your attorney shows up.

[Attorney] “Name is Lavan Gold, your attorney from Gold & Goldstein.” The Big nosed nice suit wearing guy said.

[Manfred] “What happened with my court appointed attorney?”

[Lavan Gold] “That goy, isn’t cut out for this line of work. We’re getting your case Pro Bono. That means for free Goyim.”

[Manfred] “But why?”

[Lavan Gold] “Don’t worry about it. I just finished watching the video of you in the grocery market, and got to say you were like Rambo up in there. You don’t have to worry about a Weapon Offense charge with me being on your side. So how about it goyim, just sign the papers and I’ll get you out of here faster than a dreidel spinning.”

What do?
>Sign Papers
>JEW! REFUSE!
>Read then decided to sign
>Other/write in
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>>2903108
>Read then decide to sign
Never sign something without reading it
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>>2903108
>read the contract
>ask for my phone call and call mom
I want to know what the news is saying about me and tell mom that I am alright. He clearly has something to win from this and that means I have the upper hand. So before signing I want the maximum I can get, perhaps even get police officers to protect mom.
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>>2903132
+1
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>>2903132
+1
nice writein anon,
op do we need a carry licence for our old gun? we didnt need a permit iirc
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>>2903132
>Change to this
From this >>2903128
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>>2903139
OOC:
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>op do we need a carry licence for our old gun? we didn't need a permit iirc
I had to go and do research to answer this question.

LOADED FIREARMS IN PUBLIC
A muzzle-loading firearm is deemed loaded when it is capped or primed and has a powder charge and ball or shot in the barrel or cylinder. (Pen. Code, § 16840.)
>Can get you up 1 year of jail

CARRYING A CONCEALED WEAPON WITHOUT A LICENSE
Having a loaded or unloaded firearm on your person Concealed.
>Can get you up to 1 year for misdemeanor CCW
Charge can be up to Felony depending on factors like being a gang member.

From face value the lawyer is giving you a good deal. No charges against you if the police decides to completely buttfuck you with every little thing.
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>>2903132
>>2903133
>>2903139
>>2903155
Alright guys.

Roll me 1d100 best of 3
For trying to understand all the legal talk
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>2903187
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>2903187
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>>2903190
>>2903194
we Saul Goodman now
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

This whole vigilante stunt will probably attract a lot of attention. Liberals will hate us "Muh gun control, muh people of color. Those beans were good boys". Every Bean on this side of the border will want us dead. The upside is, the NRA and Conservative groups will have a massive boner for us. So let's either:
>Lean into it. Claim Jesus told us to protect the innocent, to get more of that sweet Conservative sympathy. Get them to pay for public speaking training and become a stable on NRA events and FOX news, leading to an eventual career in politics. Also get some protection from them.
>Get us and mom into witness protection.
>Do neither and get shot by gang members.

>>2903187
rollin
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I still want my phone call though because I know that in the US, the public opinion can really influence a jury. It's not just to rassure mom, I want to know how the media are portraying the case and mom.

Signing can wait, right ? There is plenty of things I want.
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>>2903190
>>2903194
Tfw you get the same number twice in a row, and its in the nineties.
And we wasted them on legal shit
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We're going to be goddamn heros after this. We killed not one, not two, but three of them. The newspaper will want to have a one on one interview with us. Too bad we have no charisma
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>>2903233
>A hero
What do we do when we get home though? We live by mexican gangs and what if one of the guys we killed is somehow related to one of the guys we live near?
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>>2903249
Damn. Guess we have to move
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>>2903249
>We're going to be goddamn heros
I would like to focus on being a normie. Getting mom in West Caroline I thing it was our objective in a past thread. Maybe get this trip to hollywood and SpaceX and meet dad. Say sorry to bossman for missing a day and get to know her daughter better as a friend.

I really mean it, I want to be a normie and take the steady long path. But on the other hand, just like you, I have crazy ideas going through my mind that I won't push, just fantasy maybe for another /qst/.

As you walk outside you notice a huge Billboards Advertisement with the unmistakable SpaceX logo. On it, Elon Musk the CEO of the Corporate Republic of Mars pointing a finger at (You), much like an old WWII Uncle Sam recruiting poster. On the bottom you can read Opportunity City need a sherif like Manfred.

Indeed, since the Chinese have started sending their inmate to Mars in an attempt to force colonization in much less favorable condition than Musk had, Chinese outlaws have turned the red desert in a new Far West. And you thought to yourself : why not?

>>2902215
Op, if you ever talk about Mars colonies, can we name the city with names like Curiosity, Opportunity and Spirit ? (American Mars Rovers)
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I like the fantasy idea part better than spending years on Mars with no colonization at all. With us just up there kicking around some red dirt.

And if we are just going to be normies, it'll be better spent on Earth where their is lots of places and people to go and visit.

Also it wouldn't hard to at least try to reach to the far reaches of fantasy or science through research and searching.
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>>2903108
>read the contract
>ask for my phone call and call mom
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going full soldado?
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>>2903194
>>2903196
>>2903201
>>2903249
>>2903297
>>2903306
>94 DUBS

You’re too smart to fall for the oldest jewish trick in the book. Signing without reading through the documents and it’s about time you get your phone call.
[Manfred] “Let me read over the legal documents, before I go signing on it.” You gestured with a finger at the documents since your hands are still cuffed to the table.
[Lavan Gold] “Do take your time, you’ll be pleasantly surprised at our firm generous.” He said and slid over the file and places a fountain pen next to it.
[Manfred] “Can you get one of those Detective to uncuff me and give me my phone call?”
[Lavan Gold] “I would advise against calling anyone at a time like this. But I’ll make a exception” He said and left the room.

As you open the papers Detective Doug comes in and uncuffs you.
[Detective Doug] “Don’t try any funny business.” Is all he says and leaves the room.
Skimming through the papers you can understand what it’s saying most of the time. That they are a Pro Bono service in the case, with there aim is to get most if not all the crimes against you off the table. Including and not limited to Mass Murder, Loaded firearm in public, carrying a concealed weapon, not registration your firearm, and laughable public indecency. Some of the charges will be dead in the water when up to the jury, as the firearm you got is designed before 1898 and loaded with percussion caps. It like the police in the city are putting all kinds of charges hoping for it to suck, wither it’s the work of police alone or a political move by the Latino mayor is yet to be seem.

The thing that catches your eye is the small text, that could have been easily missed thumbing through the papers. It say that you could possibly be used as a spokesman for Gold & Goldstein when the time comes. Something about it doesn’t sit right about you, with it’s wording, and it’s unclear intention. Maybe the firm is good or just a wolf in sheep’s clothing. It still remains unclear.
After that the paper goes through it’s normal legal terms about the firm is still paying the lawyers win or lose, and that pretty much it. Once done there is a knock on the door, and behind it the other Detective pops up.
[Detective Johnson ] “You’re phone call.” He said and once again placed you in handcuffs before leading you to the phone on the wall.

Cont.
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>>2903337
You dial in your mother’s number and waited in a instant it was answered.
[Mother] “Manfred are you alright? They didn’t beat you, did they?” She asked worry in her voice.
[Manfred] “I’m fine mom, but what’s happening on the outside? I couldn’t get access to a Television, are they talking about the murders?” Thoughts of what the News will be saying. That the hero of the grocery store came just in time, or the local madman provoked the good boys into shooting.
[Mother] “The local stations are reporting non stop, even showing up national it blew up like the 2015 San Bernardino Attacks. It’s horrible 19 killed, 9 injured with some not likely to survive and 17 are unharmed. We could have been one of them if it wasn’t for you.” She said through the line, sad at the death at the market but at least proud of your actions
[Manfred] “That’s good to hear, I saved at least some people, but what are the stations saying about me? Is it good or bad?”
[Mother] “Mostly good, honey. They are calling you the Downey hero, Fox news even got a clip of your actions, I just finished watching and it’s getting twitt everywhere. The one of you running to the bad boy to save that poor lady. But you know people they want to ban guns hard and using this as a rally call.”

Right that lady you were too late to save.
[Manfred] “That’s good to hear mom, do you know about about Gold and Goldstein, there lawyer showed up and they want to present me.”
From the other side of the phone you hear a scream. Then some heavy footsteps in the background and a muffled Are you okay
[Manfred] “What’s happening?”
[Mother] “Trump just twitter, thanking the heroic actions of regular citizens and sending his prays to the victims.”
[Manfred] “What about the firm and who was that?”
[Mother] “They’re saying your efforts were heroic and the talk of gun control don’t solve the problem facing our city. I’m at Gold and Goldstein building in LA since home wouldn’t be safe.”
[Manfred] “So should I sign the papers?”
[Mother] “Yes, honey. I would.”
Before you keep talking, the detective hangs up the call.
[Detective Johnson ] “Lawyer boy wants you.” He says and stick a thump in the direction of the lawyer.
Making your way over he was the paper and pen out.
[Lavan Gold] “Ready to sign now? You and your family will do much better with our help.” He says and gives a smile.

>Charisma: 2 7.5/10 +2
>Diplomacy 4/5 +2
>Intelligence 2 7/10 +2
>Law 2/5 +2

What now?
>Sign
>Don’t sign
>Other/Write in
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OOC: Last post for today
Thanks for showing up after me being gone for almost a week.
You can ask any questions and I'll try to answer
Until next time, I'll post here when the session resumes
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>>2903339
>thanks for staying after a week
We'll always be here OP. Always. We're dying but we hunger for the next post. What have you done op.
What have you done.
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>>2903339
>Other/Write in
"This looks good and indeed very generous, but there is something that doesn't quite sit right with me here: It says that you could possibly be used as a spokesman for Gold & Goldstein when the time comes. Could you elaborate on what this entails? While I'm by no means eloquent, I am willing to serve as a public speaker, but only for adequate compensation"
>Sign as long as it's not some "we own you" shit or would force us to serve as a spokesperson without compensation. If it mostly is: Don't bad mouth us and say we are good boys, I'm fine with it.
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>>2903339
i am a bit confused with the skill system, like >Charisma: 2 7.5/10 +2
what happens when we reach ten and i cant quite se how many points we have
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It is clear they want to do business with us in the future and we should clearly shows them that we are welcoming it. Like this he would not ressort to pressure and threatening for us to sign seeing how we agreed to. But, we should clarify the terms of this spokesman thing.

Maybe have add that the terms should be on a renewable contract or add a clause to nullify the contract if they don't respect it like "mom should be safe"

What do you think anons?
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>>2903339
Thanks Op has been great as always.
>>2903346
Sounds good
>>2903345
When we reach 10/10 we get to Cha lvl 3 which means our modifier on Cha roll is no longer -20 but instead -15. The +2 is how much we gained in this encounter.
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>>2903339
thanks OP, as always
sandbow is fun
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>What have you done OP.
The hurricane happened, but it should be better now. I'm not sure if I can do day long threads with school opening again. But I could put a post here or there.

>>2903345
Well once we reach 10. Our charisma goes up to 3. A Normie is 5, so our social skills is lacking.
But with each level up your rolls in charisma gets easier, since you suffer heavily with a -15 to the rolls. Level 3 is -10 Level 4 is -5 and Level 5 is 0
Also at level 3 you will need to increase your skills up to 0/20. With each level you go up the harder it gets, doubling each time.

That's for abilities which increases with our skills.
+10 to our Diplomacy skill and it adds +10 to our charisma ability. Just the more you use something the better it gets rather than level up and invest 20 points in something you didn't use before.


I'll put something in our paste bin that explains my system.
https://pastebin.com/f9jmp7zB
For now where are the skills and abilities so far

>>2903347
>When we reach 10/10 we get to Cha lvl 3 which means our modifier on Cha roll is no longer -20 but instead -15. The +2 is how much we gained in this encounter.
This anon is correct, I try to put down how much a encounter gives us after it happens to keep track of it. And I math correctly so the level 3 would mean -10 just giving each a move level forward. So once we reach level 5 it should give +0 to our rolls.
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>>2903339
Very nice tread OP. I wonder what would have happened if we just pussy out of fighting.

We would have been just a faceless nobody questioned by the cops and let go about our business. Since we take the risk we're starting to get the rewards.

That kill count is decently high things could have been much worse.
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When are we going to meet our fantasy bird waifu anons?
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>>2903353
Same guy from >>2903342 obviously
Its ok OP i mostly just refreshed myself on what happened so far while u were surviving a wind. Feel free to take as long as u need.
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>>2903344
>asking the jew to explain his jewish tricks
Anon, I....
Can we talk to the detective about this firm? This is looking far more suspicious by the second.
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>>2903423
>trusting the detective
Anon, I....
This detective obviously hates us and the police seem to want to work against us despite us saving peoples lives from beaners. Meanwhile mr shekelstein came here for shekels, and he knows that he can btfo this city so hard since we're a hero and all, and there's no Jury that will agree to send us to prison after saving all these lives, even if we are obese and unattractive.
I vote to ask the Jew about his tricks, but ask it in a way that shows that we are eager to sign so that he is more likely to tell us.
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Let's tell the Lawyer to find the guy+family we saved towards the end, they would make awesome witnesses, making us look like a total hero.

Since our charisma sucks, do you guys just want to ask our jew to write us a statement we can read once the trial starts? Something like: All the criminals are dead, this trial is a mockery of justice and therefore I will have no part in it and practice my right to remain silent. My lawyer will handle it from here, my thoughts and prayers are with the families of the victims.
Obviously more eloquent and worded so that we don't piss of the jury. I just really don't want us to go on the witness stand, since that has the potential to go terribly wrong..
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I'm happy this quest is alive
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Op never leave this quest is good.
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What if we gain money for our heroic actions, so that we can spend it on Mommy, before we get isekai’d to date a dwarf girl
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>>2903514
Thatd be pretty neat.
Will the dwarf girl have a beard?
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>>2903339
>Sign
/our/ Jew
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>>2903526
On her pussy
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>>2903339
>Sign

This is the... best we've got to come out victorious against this corrupt goverment
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>>2903339
>Downey hero
>muh sides
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>>2903598
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>>2903441
>there's no Jury that will agree to send us to prison
only 56% of that jury actually

OP said the mayor is hispanic
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>>2903657
They need everyone in the jury to agree that we're guilty before we can get sentenced.
right?
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I been gone a few hours and people are talking about dwarf pussy. You guys are really limiting yourself with some vanilla shit since it's just a midget human.


>>2903344
>>2903346
Supporting both
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who else still here, reading about our neet hero actions/waiting for NeetQM to return?
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>>2904129
Hi, I am sorta here, but I like to read the events more since I miss the timing with NeetQM
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>>2904295
Same.
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>>2904129
I keep coming back hoping to see if we become operator downey.
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California is a duty to retreat state, killing those robbers was actually illegal. We aren't gunna be viewed as heroes in the eyes of the law.
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>>2904079
>baka
>Not wanting a dwarf
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>>2904079
>implying we'll limit ourselves to just dwarf pussy
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Give me the update QM. Or I'll turn down the Jew's offer and give it to Muhammad

>I feel we should true the Jew and sign the contract, QM wouldn't fuck us over with the first Jew he puts in the quest
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>>2903339
>Sign

The firm actually agrees with gun control not helping the problem of violence. That's good enough for me.
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>>2905482
if you take away legal guns there will still be illegal guns it will just open a bigger black market
>>2903344
support i dont want to be "jewed"
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>>2905618
and leave people defenseless
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I think Manfred shouldn't make any public appearances other than the obligatory jew one to get out. Wouldn't want to spill spaghetti on national TV
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>>2905618
>>2905620
I know, that's why I said that gun control does not help.
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>>2905638
just saying so other know and i am kind of a captain obvious and there are people that just go "guns bad" like Frankensteins monster going "fire bad"
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>>2903339
>From the other side of the phone you hear a scream. Then some heavy footsteps in the background and a muffled Are you okay
>I’m at Gold and Goldstein building in LA since home wouldn’t be safe.”
Is noone going to question this? The Jew just replaced mommy with a good goy imposter
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>>2903339
>Don’t sign
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>>2903344
>>2904079
>>2905618
>Other Write/in
"This looks good and indeed very generous, but there is something that doesn't quite sit right with me here: It says that you could possibly be used as a spokesman for Gold & Goldstein when the time comes. Could you elaborate on what this entails? While I'm by no means eloquent, I am willing to serve as a public speaker, but only for adequate compensation"
>Sign as long as it's not some "we own you" shit or would force us to serve as a spokesperson without compensation. If it mostly is: Don't bad mouth us and say we are good boys, I'm fine with it.

>>2903346
>>2903347
>>2903464
>Other Write/in
It is clear they want to do business with us in the future and we should clearly shows them that we are welcoming it. Like this he would not resort to pressure and threatening for us to sign seeing how we agreed to. But, we should clarify the terms of this spokesman thing.

Maybe have add that the terms should be on a renewable contract or add a clause to nullify the contract if they don't respect it like "mom should be safe"

>>2905482
>>2903604
>>2903566
>Sign

>>2905754
>Don't sign

Alright guess our Neet will be a good Goy and sign the papers after asking the Jew to reveal his Jewish tricks

Roll 1d100-15
(Hard Asking a Jew to reveal his Jewish tricks)
Average of 3
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Rolled 50 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>2905758
>Average of 3
I will take this responsability for you frens
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Rolled 13 - 15 (1d100 - 15)

>>2905758
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Rolled 1 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>2905758
Not just a good boy also a good goy
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>>2905763
Shit, we get jewed
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>>2905763
You rolled with "+15" instead of "-15", then that means your roll doesn't count.
IT DOES NOT COUNT
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>2905758
Hey if it doesnt count o_O
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Rolled 36 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

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Rolled 21 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

Just in case Op feels mercifull and only -15 count
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

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Ok seriously, i think we all forgot how to roll with a minus. =/
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>>2905761
>>2905762
>>2905763
>-14 CRIT FAIL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1qXQRpF08E

>Writing
Boi you just fucked up
For -15 you need to "dice+1d100+-15"
When they all counted. The sad part when I rolled myself for a test I got 61 average
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>>2905780
its possitive it does not count REEEEE???
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>>2905783
Do it manually in your head, you have the roll to the left of the modifier so it should count. -10 goodboy points for being a crybaby.
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You don’t know how, you don’t know when, you just don’t know what went wrong as you are threw back into the holding cell until your court appointed attorney come to take up your case. As you sit surrounded by the scary inmates, all seasoned prisoners of the system you run through the talk of Lavan Gold through your mind.

Could it have been you said his nose was large to breath in all the free air, or asked him what was the Jewish master plan, or was it that you rant off that the holocaust was a joke made up by the Jewish elite to undermine the world and get shekels like he’s doing with you. It certainly didn’t help you told him you thought he killed your mother and replaced her with a good goy imposer. Or maybe it was you told him that Anne Frank is fake and would have been hot if she was real. All these things go through your mind. It feels like just signing the papers and trusting him would have been the best.

While waiting [Detective Doug] comes around to say a little something.

[Detective Doug] “Tough break kid, you are a hero that saved the people in the grocery market. It pains me to charge you.” He said and walks away.

This as well as the talk with the Jew stirs within you, as you sit avoiding the glares of the others, especially the hispanics
While waiting for two hours in the cold cell for two hours, you have a visitor it was Lavan Gold once again. He called you over and you went up to the bars to talk with him again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk1kX-Tdi1Y
[Lavan Gold] “Alright listen up here Goyim, I reversed the papers and you best sign them before I report a hate crime on you and your family."
[Lavan Gold] "Don't believe me, I'll get the full weight of Gold and Goldstein on you and personality see it that you rot here forever with the other Gentiles, being sodomy everyday.”

By the look on his face he fuming with hate, and doesn’t seem to be playing around as he shove a pen and file with the papers through the bars.

What do?
>Sign (“Freedom”)
>Don’t sign (Life in prison)

>Wisdom: 2 6/10 -2
>Intelligence 2 5/10 -2
>Charisma: 2 5.5/10 -2
>Willpower 2 8/10 -2
>Diplomacy 2/5 -2
Lost Stats due to spilling spaghetti everywhere
Willpower for not able to keep your power level low
Intelligence for talking anti-Semitic shit to your Jewish lawyer
Charisma the spaghetti factory called, they need some of your
Wisdom for talking anti-Semitic shit to your Jewish lawyer
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>>2905817
>Sign
Fuck jail. Better a slave outside iron bars then a proud man in a cell.
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>>2905817
>Sign
Who wanted to ask about his "jew tricks" again =_=?
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We should have called bossman or our brother
We should have asked the cop to check twitter for Trump tweet
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>Refuse
>Take the pen and slam it into your arm as hard as you can
>"HELP, SOMEBODY HELP ME. HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME! DETECTIVE DOUG!"

We gotta make a desperate play boys. We take this, threaten to sue the department for failure to protect us in their custody (unless we are let go free of charge) and worse case we double down. Try to claim the department allowed this dangerous man on purpose and maybe get lucky and catch a bleeding heart Lawyer to help us.
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>>2905826
Mate that's a fucking
> -15 to our charisma roll

And try to fucking do something that hard and just end with us fucking getting raped in our pen wound
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>>2905817
>Don’t sign (Life in prison)
And hope Trump pardons us
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>Sign
there is no proof this ever happened
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>>2905829
Either way we getting fucked here pal. I don't want us to be jew slaves our entire lives, better we be in prison and focus on working out and getting ripped, Send trump a letter begging for pardon, try to break out, anything other than having our nuts in a fucking vice for life.

Also, this is not something that will get us jailed for life unless the judge is hitting 3 seperat e crack pipes at once.
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>>2905822
This, I just want to be free
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>>2905834
Well, as OP presented it, it seemed like our obly alternative was a life sentence in prison not negociable.
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>>2905834
Judges can be corrupted. The mayor can play his hand and just hand pick a judge doing political bullshit.
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>>2905838
Not including the chances to break out, get pardoned, get another bleeding heart Lawyer, parol. Where the way this guy put it, we are capital F fucked for life and under his thumb.

Video footage exonerates us of any tricks he could pull to frame us as people are already calling us a hero meaning the footage is out already. We will be fine if we can hold on and not shit ourselves from fear and go into voluntary slavery.

>Don't. Sign.
Final answer locked in.
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>>2905841
Appeals can take this out of city, out of state, and onwards. Jail is not the end, it's the start of a road with so many exit routes if we just dont crumble at the first sign of resistance.
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Why does this happen though ? i just wanted the lawyer to detail what "spokesman" mean...
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>>2905848
A fucking Nat one happened
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>>2905833
>>2905817
I'm changing my vote
>Don't sign
We can get ourselves an NRA lawyer or some other shit, maybe Presidential pardon. We won't give the jew an inch. Maybe he will try to fuck us, but there is no recording or any prove of our antisemitic rant, unless someone pulled something ridiculously illegal. So everything we have done so far that there is proof of, was being a hero and having a loaded gun. Since we have no prior and are a hero there is no way we go to jail for that. If we can just charge this case enough, there is no way we would go to jail or even if we did, there is no way we would go to a bad one were we would be in any danger.
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>>2905848
Somebody wanted to ask about "jew tricks" which was basically a great way to play the racism card. If he had asked about "lawyer tricks" it probably would have been less worst then this =_=.
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>>2905817
Everything is telling me to just say sign but...
>Don’t sign
There is a better way to get out of this.
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>>2905852
Now I am just sad because of what mommy will think of us when she will learn the deal got changed because of us
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>>2905855
Ok, I am changing my vote in hope of presidential pardon. i trust you guys.
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>>2905822
>>2905824
>Sign

>>2905844
>>2905832
>>2905855
>>2905859
>>2905865
>Don't

Alright that's 5 for don't sign. I'll lock that in. I really liking how you anons think ahead, and come up with different solutions to problems. Also like how you can fuck up things or fix them.
You anons smart
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I dont underdtand why y'all think presidential pardon is going to happen, but lets hope you are all right because this wasnt part of the plan. I am not changing my vote though, but it probably doesnt matter at this point.
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Thanks for trusting in my faggy paragraphs fellas!
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>>2905867
Well god damn
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>>2905871
>Well god damn
That shouldn't to describe the current situation. Sorry if that was unclear, I meant more like surviving a shooting and that kind of thing
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Even if we don't get a pardon there are other options:
1. We get convicted and send to Jail, but since we are a national hero the fallout from us getting injured or dying is to great, so we are send to a save one. Just think it through, no one wants us to go to jail for violating gun laws, while having saved people and then die in prison. That would make us a martyr for gun rights and weaken the liberal position.
2. We don't get convicted because hero, now we just have to gtfo as fast as possible. Either witness protection or flee into the open arms and protection of the NRA.
3. Conservative interest groups get us a lawyer or even a lawyer team, see 2.

The Chance of us getting convicted and going to a bad jail is terrible small. Should the jew try to paint us as an antisemitic it will either:
1. Be a rumor that liberals will believe and conservatives won't, doesn't matter.
2. Be proven, but conservatives won't believe it and liberals will and we can sue the shit out of that lawyer, because he did something extremely illegal (he probably didn't record our talk, unless he is utterly braindead).
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>>2905867
/pol/ is going to help us right ?
we should make an ok sign ad soon as we are in front of a camera to notify them
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Least we can focus on excersizing and getting fit in jail, since there is not much else to do.
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>>2905881
What about mommy?
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>Don’t sign
With the papers not signed you politely give back the papers and pen to Lavan Gold to say he was shocked is all that was on his face. Before he composed himself took the papers and pen and left without saying a word.
You feel like you won a slight victory against the Jew, but at what cost? You sit down in the holding cell and lay down, tried, stressed, running on fumes after the hell of a day you been through. A day spend on cooking and just making mom feel better that ended with a bloodbath with middle finger of jail at the end of it. You closed your eyes letting them rest a bit, and before you know it you slowly drifting to sleep on the hard surface of the bench.

* * *

Bang Bang Bang
You wake up to the sounds of banging on the bars, looking around you see it’s just one of the cellmates going ham on the iron bars. You rub the sleep out of your eyes and stay sitting on the bench. You wonder what will the charges be and wondering just how far is the Jew going to push for you being in jail.

Current Time 12pm Saturday
Hours passed and with it your hopes of a savior coming. That is until he came, your new lawyer came Archie Walker

He got you into a room with just him and you and began explaining how all the legal shit is going to go down. You are being charged with Loaded firearm in public, carrying a concealed weapon, not registration your firearm. The rest is being threw out. The thing that saved your ass was the video footage, and he was sent by the NRA to help you out of this jam. He tells you that was fine shooting, that aiming for the arms and legs of the attackers is going a long way to show you didn’t kill with a hidden agenda or with prejudice. As for the guy you shot his head off, he tells you don’t worry about him, the footage don’t be shown, if it does just say you aimed center mass.

That you are being charged and will be moved to Medium security prison by sometime at the end of the day. To the California State Prison, Los Angeles County. With the mention of jail you get scared, but he tells you not to worry you’ll only be there for 6 days until the preliminary hearing that is scheduled for Friday of next week. With everything said and done he asks you if you need something from him, a phone call or what ever you need that's reasonable.

>What do you ask of him?
>Something (Write-in)
>Nothing
>Willpower 2 9/10 +1
For Not signing
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>>2905915
>What do you ask of him?
tell mommy we love her
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>>2905915
>Ask for something
We need mommy to get the hell out of the house. Have her move into a motel or hotel, the beaners will find out who we are and burn the house to the ground
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>>2905915
Tell mommy that we love her and write us a statement for the public that our prayers are with the families of the victims. Nothing to stir up shit, just looking like a good boy.
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>>2905915
>What do you ask of him?
Tell Mommy that everything is going to be all right and that you will be home soon.
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>>2905917
>>2905922
>>2905923
Fools our home will be gone. Once they see our face on TV. They will riot, they will sack our home, torch the place down.
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>>2905921
ill back this also
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>>2905921
o shit, I'll change to this.
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May i ask why we didnt sign
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>>2905915
>>Something (Write-in)

"W-was I a good boy Mr. Walker?"
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You let him know what you want him to do. Most of it has to do with your mother, surprising your lawyer a bit.

[Manfred] “Please tell my mother, I love her and everything will be alright and I should be home soon.”
[Manfred] “Tell her to write us a statement for the public that my prayers are going to the families of the victims, that it pains me I couldn’t save them all.”
[Manfred] “Also can you help my mother, move from our house in Downey it’s a bad neighborhood and I don’t want her to be targeted by other gangers part of the gang that I took down. They were part of a gang right?”

Archie was writing down your requests and looked up to answer your question.
Archie Walker “They are part of the Brock Ave Locos, the biggest of Downey but nothing compared to the bloods or crips here in the big city.”
With all that taken care of, Archie gives you his word that he’ll do what you asked.

The rest of the day passes until you have to board a bus filled with other inmates, you avoid looking at them as you stay quiet all the way to the prison. The trip is long a full hour and half goes by, passed the mountain up to Lancaster city in the north before you arrive to the prison. When you arrive the other inmates within the fenced off areas start whistle and cat calling all those that step off the bus.
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One processing later, you are put in a room with another inmate. You are weaking a outfit with the number 1772 on it, and your inmate 1243 is sitting on the cot. Lucky for you he’s a middle aged white guy. You put out your hands out the door and they are uncuffed.

Inside the cell is a toilet, a sink and a bunk bed cots, so you are looking around the your inmate talks with you.

[Inmate 1243] “Hey lard ass, the top bunk is made. Can’t have you smash me in my sleep.” Was all he said before taking his skinny self up to the top bed.
[Benny] “Name’s Benjamin call me Benny.” He said from up there

You sit down on the cot and just get used to it, before long lights go out and the first night of jail begans.
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You wake up from the bright lights, as morning roll call is in order, they see you are in the cell and move on to the next one. From what Benny said, food isn’t served until 7:15, with that being said what are you going to do for the next two hours stick in this cell.

Currently 6:30 AM
What do?
>Exercise
>Fap
>Sleep
>Shit
>Something else
>Time Skip

>Wisdom 2 7/10 +1

New Schedule
Made Simple
Leisure Time you are allow to call
Visiting 8am-2pm Saturdays, Sundays
8:30 PM to 6:30 AM Sleep
6:30 AM to 8:30 AM (Leisure Time) In the cell eat breakfast
08:30 AM –12:00 PM (Leisure Time) Morning Outdoor time
12:00–1:00 Lunch
1:00–5:00 Leisure Time Outdoor time
5:00-8:30 In the cell (Leisure Time) eat Dinner
8:30 PM to 6:30 AM Sleep
More detail List here
https://pastebin.com/FpzjdtyV
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>>2905994
>Exercise
also qm do we really need to vote to take a shit or do we do it auto
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>>2905994
Can we get a book from the library? Try to read up on cooking or something to keep ourselves entertained until outdoors and then exercise in outdoors I guess.
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>>2905994
>Exercise
Gotta get fit for our dwarf gf when we get isekai'd
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>>2905997
Anon, we're stick in this cell for two hours.


>>2905994
>Exercise
Some pushup or sit ups would work.
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>>2905994
>Something else

Break out a conversation with Benny. Ask him if he has seen the news or some shit. And learn who Manfred should steer clear of
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>>2905996
>>2906002
>>2906004
>Exercise

>>2905997
You guys are going to have to wait until 8:30 when the book cart rolls by to get a book or go out to yard and work out.

Time to get swore.
Roll me 2d100 -15 best of 3.
WIllpower Check
Strength Check
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Rolled 43, 61 - 15 = 89 (2d100 - 15)

>>2906013
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Rolled 38, 27 - 15 = 50 (2d100 - 15)

>>2906013
When are we getting raped?
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Rolled 66, 25 + 15 = 106 (2d100 + 15)

>>2906013
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>>2906004
In the morgan freeman goes to jail with some accountant movie a cart with books passes by.
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>>2906014
>>2906019
>>2906024
>51 Success
>46 Fail

You think you should work out your muscles while in prison, so you’ll be strong as a ox and can one punch the would be rapist. You drop to the floor and began doing the Calisthenics, one push up turns into two, then three. Before you can’t do it anymore. You will yourself forward taking in big heavy breaths. As you push out the sits up.

[Benny] “Can you not do that here, you’ll stinking up the whole cell like ass.”
With Benny’s comment you finish the work out working up a major sweat as you lay on your cot. Less than what you normally do, you play it off like it’s not your fault you didn’t get any food yet.

And did breakfast come, it came on a tray inserted through the opening of the door. You grab your tray first, and started going at it like a madman that didn’t eat in a week. It was simple, it was not enough for a big boy like you. One piece of bread with a sad amount of butter, some eggs some wheat and 3 cups filled with coffee, milk and pineapple juice.
Benny on the other hand took his time eating his food, while waiting for the nightmare to be over you hear a bell ring and hear a cart being pushed. Benny tells you what’s happening.

[Benny] “That’s the book cart, reading time for the nerds.” He said and takes a sip of his coffee.
Currently 7:45 AM
What do?
>Exercise
>Fap
>Sleep
>Talk (Who?)
>Something else
>Time Skip


>Willpower 3 0/20 +1
Ranked Up -10 Now
>Calisthenics 3.5/5 +.5
>Strength 2 1.5/10 +.5
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>>2906042
>Be a nerd get a book on Talking
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>>2906042

>Exercise

Gotta get them gains
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>>2906042
>See if the book cart has a legal book (we are in a prison so I assume the answer to be yes) or one on public speaking
Get that and learn some law, maybe find precedents for our case. Afterwards work out strength again
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>>2906042
Nerd time
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>>2906042
See what books are available, hope there's something to improve any skill.
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>>2906042
>>Talk (Who?)
Come on chat with Benny, we need to get to know the prison
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>>2906048
>>2906051
>>2906060
>>2906065

You go up to the door and stuck out your hand for the book cart. The old black guy wheels up the cart up to you.

Book Guy "What do you want today"
Manfred "What books do you have?"
Book Guy "I got tons of books, stuff that help you get closer to God, stuff to help yourself, stuff that is real or fake, got even some books where you can learn shit. Even got a book just filled with words and what they mean."

What book do you get? (Choose one)
>Science fiction
>Drama
>Mystery
>Self help
>Health
>Guide
>Travel
>Religion, Spirituality
>Science
>History
>Math
>Poetry
>Dictionaries
>Cookbooks

After getting the book you felt like you can learn something from it, if not you can just have fun going through the pages. To your surprise Benny gets off his ass and gets a book as well, something about poetry. You never thought him as they kind of guy but no matter with your book at hand you feel the power to take your mind off the edge just for a while.

Currently 8:00 AM
Outside time in 30 mins
What do?
>Read
>Exercise
>Fap
>Sleep
>Talk (Who?)
>Something else
>Time Skip.
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>>2906104
>Talk who?
Benny got to know about the prison
>Health
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>>2906104
>Health

Might as well

>Read until outside
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>>2906116
Idk if I wanna talk to the cellmate, if we piss him off it's gonna be a bad time, remember we're spaghets
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>>2906120
Benny seems like a chill guy
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>>2906119
+1 this
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>>2906125
It's not so much him being chill as us dropping the pasta on the floor and offending him by accident. You know how offenses go in prison and I don't fancy our chances of dodging a shank in a small cell
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>>2906104
>Self Help
>Read

We will have time to work out.
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>>2906127
Manfred fat will deflect any knife
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>>2906146
But can his fat shield his heart from mean remarks I wonder
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>>2906116
>>2906119
>>2906126
>>2906128
Guess that Nat 1 lowered Manfred Anons willfulness to talk with people

>Health
>Read until outside

Roll 2d100 (Best of 3)
For Willpower Check -10 first d100
And Wisdom Check -15 second d100
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Rolled 41, 70 = 111 (2d100)

>>2906156
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Rolled 88, 10 = 98 (2d100)

>>2906156
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Rolled 13, 38 = 51 (2d100)

>>2906156
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>>2906158
>>2906160
>>2906161
>78
>55

You lay on the cot, and start reading the book named Eat, Drink, and be Healthy something you need currently with your overweight ass. Going through the effort of reading a book something you didn’t do in forever. You get used to it after a while reading why being in a Healthy weight is more healthy than being overweight or underweight. That being overweight like you are can caused a boat load of problems down the road.

After reading for a half hour there was some buzzing and the doors slide open, with a guard calling out “Leisure time” Benny got out from the top of the bunk and started leaving the cell. You follow with, scared you’ll get punished for staying in your cell when everyone else is leaving. The prisoners filed in a line and headed outside, you follow Benny from behind to see where everyone is going.

Once outside you are greeted with the yard, there is workout equipment, basketball hoops with blacks already playing on them. Brenchs filling up with separated colors of white, black, and hispanic where they must be shooting the shit.
Benny heads off to his white buddies and starts chatting with them. While you are left standing there not knowing what to do. You think you see Benny motioning you to come to him, but you kind of want to check out the workout equipment. Or you can always go run on the track.

What do?
>Exercise (What kind?)
>Fap
>Talk (Who?)
>Something else
>Time Skip

>Willpower 3 1.5/20 +1.5
>Wisdom 2 8/10 +1
>Nutrition 1/5 +1
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>>2906199
Go to Benny don’t be a social outcast in Jail, too dangerous
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>>2906199
>>Talk (Who?)
Benny!
Or white extremists if there are some here[/spoilers]
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>>2906199
>Talk with the Benny man
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"D-do you guys like anime?" Always, first thing to say when meeting someone new
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>>2906199
>Exercise (What kind?)
Get that run on the track going my man.
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>>2906223
(Maybe I should specify running speed for dex gains? Idk, I meant running for dex, or whatever ups dexterity).
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>>2906205
+1 this try to not hang with nazis. That might bite us in the ass down the line
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>>2906205
>>2906207
>>2906215
>Talk with the Benny

Roll 1d100-15 Best of 3
To not drop the pasta
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Rolled 29 - 15 (1d100 - 15)

>>2906230
I think this is how negative works
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Rolled 97 - 15 (1d100 - 15)

>>2906230
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Rolled 45 - 15 (1d100 - 15)

>>2906230
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>>2906234
Nice roll.
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After we level nutrition we should get a book on how to speak, we're just a disaster in waiting everytime.
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Rolled 1 - 15 (1d100 - 15)

>>2906230
D'aw I wanted to roll too.
Also I do not believe in books about learning to talk, much.

But I do believe in learning to cook! If there is a food handling job inside the prison, Manfred can get into that.
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>>2906247
Thank god you didn't roll. Also I hope we don't get a stay in jail hopefully we can get out soon.
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>>2906247
>Should I include this roll? Dice gods show me the way
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>>2906250
Hmm... 6 days + whatever the case lasts... MSM coverage, politicians involved, corrupt judges... From 3 months to 1 year probably.

>>2906251
While I do enjoy PAIN AND STRUGGLE, sometimes stuff can be comfy yes?
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>>2906256
Not whatever the case lasts, lawyer said we only need to stay for a bit and then we can probably be aus while procedure right? Did lawyermin lie?
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>>2906251
BO3, 4th roll. How about no.
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>>2906264
Depends on what happens next week on the preliminary hearing. *winks*
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>>2906265
>BO3, 4th roll. How about no.
>>2906256
>While I do enjoy PAIN AND STRUGGLE, sometimes stuff can be comfy yes?

You guys will see. Don't worry too much anons, I'm not a total asshole
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>>2906265
(hey bubbo, he's the QM, if he wants he can change the rules)
>>2906269
We're a turbodowney everyone that sees us won't fucking declare we're triggerhappy.
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Time to get raped
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>>2906277
>4chan pass

Aren't you ashamed
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My phone died just after I read that we choose to not sign. I was anxious but getting home I was surprised that it was just a 6 days waiting period in jail...

Then this >>2906247 >>2906251
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>>2906301
It's okay, we're good bois we dindu nuffin
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>>2906232
>>2906234
>>2906236
>>2906247
>82
>1 Crit Fail

You walk to Benny your inmate and see what’s he is up too. Walking closer you notice a pattern with them there all white, they all seem to have ink on their bodies that there shirts are covering. Some of them had there arms inked with Swastika, some with the words sieg heil, others with swords or daggers passing through the swastika. Some have lighting bolts on there neck and you even noticed that your inmate Benny was a nazi eagle standing on top of a Swastika. It looks pretty good, and you nod in approval.

[Benny] “Guys, I’ll like you to meet Manfred. He’s as White as they come, my man got Aryan blood coursing through his veins.”
You’re slightly confused, is this one of those prison gangs filled with Neo-Nazi. You decide to play it cool and let them do most of the talking.
White Guy “Manfred, that’s a good strong German name. Tell me son, got any of that coon blood in you.”
You start talking and it comes easier with these guys than what you’re normally used to.

[Manfred] “Nah, my parents are pure bred Germans. There blood made me what I am today, tall strong and a beating heart ready to serve.”
White Guy “That’s impressive and all but where does your grandpappy come from and did he serve?”
[Manfred] “He was a officer in the motherfucking SS, killed more Jews personally than he was willing to count. And he got away from it escaping the commies and coming here to the states.”
[Benny] “This guy is the real deal, Manfred you can stuck with us and we’ll keep you safe from the colored.”

Then the intercom system comes to life, and speaks prisoners names that they have some visitors.
Intercom Benjamin Richards ,Manfred Fünten , Juan Piñón...”
You hear your name being called, as well as Benny. He gave his handshakes to his friends and bid them all. You wave goodbye and they do Hitler Salute for you and Benny as you follow him to the visitor area.


Cont...
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>>2906335
Once inside you see your mother on the other side of the glass as you sit down and pick up the phone to hear what your mother is saying on the other side.
Mother”Thank God, you’re alright. I was so worry after you declined Gold & Goldstein.”
Manfred “It’s alright mom, I got a new lawyer, a better one. So what’s been going on the outside world? Did my lawyer Archie help you out?”
Mother ”That Archie is such a nice young man, he send me a moving truck and some big strong men to pack up our things from our home in the ghetto. He tells me if the preliminary hearing goes well you should be let free.”
Mother “But the press is at it again, the mayor and the college are rallying up the people. They started a protect at noon, comdaming you, my sweet innocent boy.”
Manfred “That’s good to hear mom, I’m glad you’re safe. I do wonder where we can go after this.”
Mother “Don’t worry honey. Everything will be alright, you are the Downery hero!” She say louder than needed. You can’t see if you’re getting looks since the small dividers in place.

You and your mom talk for the rest of the hour, about many things after the trail is over. Being leaving the city, going to that vacation, finding a new home, she’s even thinking of going into a retirement home since she’s doesn’t have a job anymore.

Anything else to say to mommy?
>Yes (Write in)
>No

11AM what now?
One hour until lunch still outdoors time
>Exercise (What kind?)
>Fap
>Talk (Who?)
>Something else
>Time Skip

New Schedule
Made Simple
Leisure Time you are allow to call
Visiting 8am-2pm Saturdays, Sundays
8:30 PM to 6:30 AM Sleep
6:30 AM to 8:30 AM (Leisure Time) In the cell eat breakfast
08:30 AM –12:00 PM (Leisure Time) Morning Outdoor time
12:00–1:00 Lunch
1:00–5:00 Leisure Time Outdoor time
5:00-8:30 In the cell (Leisure Time) eat Dinner
8:30 PM to 6:30 AM Sleep
More detail List here
https://pastebin.com/FpzjdtyV (embed)
You guys can choose many things within the timetable I put out or just be lazy and time skip. Since I’m going away for a away to the store and other shit.

>Charisma: 2 7/10 +1.5
>Intelligence 2 7/10 +2
>Nazi Knowledge 1 5/5 +5 +1 Roll to all things related to Nazi stuff
Ranked up
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>>2906337
Forgot pic
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>>2906335
>>2906337
OH FUCK!
Well I guess we will at least survive in here, with strong Aryan friends like that, but this can fuck us extremely hard. The only way our actions can be interpreted as anything but heroic is if we are a racist/Nazi. Because then they can say we were just committing a hate crime, that happened to save some (white) people. That Major is committing political suicide by outright condemning us and so is the left, we are literally the best argument against gun control ever. Let's try to not be found out as, completely show ourselves as a nazi. Even though Manfred might feel that way.
>Exercise Strength
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>>2906337
>Yes (We love you mommy)

>Track track track and more track
Track will increase our dex and give us major weight loss.
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>2906337
>Talk

Ask the dudes who is nice and who is there to avoid.

And my dice are not cursed...
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>>2906337
>Yes (Write in)
Maybe she can take a photo of us in inmate suit and discuss how the release of that photo will change the public opinion about a the Downey Hero being jailed. Maybe even negotiate to whose newspaper sell it. Maybe even doing a secret sign to put /pol/ on the case.
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>>2906366
Then wait for Benjamin to go to lunch with. We could give him any sweet and dessert saying that we are trying to improve our health and body to be a better fighter/soldier. That would be coherent with our behavior so far (book read, talk with the neo-nazis about "ready to serve")
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>>2906375
+1
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Maybe we should explain this to our shaved friends>>2906346. Something like: "Hey guys, I think we would find a lot of common ground when it comes to politics and most other things, but I don't think it's in the best interest of the white race that we hang out. Here is how that is, we all know gun control is a Jewish ploy to rob the white man of his ability to defend his home and family from the nogs and beaners. Now, I’m pretty much the best argument that ever was, against that bullshit and also a minefield for every liberal politician. I don’t know if you got news o fit in here yet, but I’m being trialed for popping three beaners that tried to rob a store. They went batshit and started to murder a bunch of people and I stopped them, with an illegal fire arm. Beautiful old black powder gun. They are all dead and I’m in jail for saving lives. The injustice should be obvious to even the most delusional liberal and so we might have a good shot on doing some damage tot hem and maybe even reverse some gun regulation. The only way that can fail, is if I stop looking like a hero to your bluepilled everyman. Looking like I have the political ideas we all have here could ruin this. So I’m sure you understand it would be better fort he greater cause if I wasn’t seen with you, as much as it pains me. If you could keep my back free while I stay here, so I don’t get staped or some shit, I would be extremely grateful though. There certainly are some amigos here who have lost a friend or three to me.


>>2906359
Thanks for wasting that 80
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>>2906387
>If you could keep my back free while I stay here
I think this is the best course of action. Imagine a picture of us giving the nazi salute leak out of the prison. I'm fine with a cryptic trollesque /pol/ sign, but let's not get any more trouble. We just received a nazi salute right now.
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>>2906387
>>2906396

We're an autistic neckbeard and will probably fuck it up, but this is the ideal course of action.
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>>2906411
Ok, I got an idea. We can just write it down and discretly put it in Benjamin book. How can we fuck this up?
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>>2906411
>>2906418
I wanna say that Nat 1 seems pretty mild compared to our last Nat 1. Was it the Nazi in the jail we talked to and saluted to us or was it our mother saying we're the Downey hero? I got a feeling this isn't the end.
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>>2906418

I don't think we have a writing utensil, we should just talk to them, and if we critfail, we critfail.
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>>2906437
>just talk to them
if it comes to talking I would like to do it with Benjamin first

Also we need to raise our charisma skill
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>>2906435

I'm about 99% sure it's the Nazi salute, gangsters will start spreading rumors and if we remotely associate with any wh*toids in prison, that'll fuck us over in court, but it we stick to ourselves, we'll get fucked over by Mexicans, but if we're not crippled or killed, that could be a good thing when we show up to our court hearing bruised and battered, or in a cast.
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>>2906387
Perfect just write it down and put it under bens pillow
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>>2906387
no wtf stop being retarded. They are currently protecting us. They can't take photos of us being in jail.
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>>2906486
tsss, what you can and can't do won't stop you.

Question is now, do we tell the nazis why is Manfred in prison?
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>>2906495
They will hear about it eventually and we will look like hero to them, no matter what. If the media demonizes us, they think we are a hero and if the media represents us accurately, they will know we are one.
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>>2906495
>why is Manfred in prison?
ok, first thing first this

I choose to postpone >>2906418 to the moment the gang know about the reason we are here, wether it be directly from Manfred or by news. Maybe one of them would be intelligent enough to come up with the same conclusion. As >>2906387
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>>2906503
But when do we tell them what we said to the first lawyer that talked to us?
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>>2906510
Never, that never happened. Do you have evidence that happened Anon? I didn't think so either. That's slender Anon. Why are you trying to slender me Anon?
This is our official position now.
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>>2906515
>slender
I can accept it never happened, but i wouldn't dare try to slender someone.
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Alright guys. I'm back real hard to get a general direction of what to do right now. Some anons want to talk, some want to do a note, some want to work out.
So link to this post what should be done.

Just letting you guys know one more hour of outdoor time, then one hour of lunch indoors. Then it's 4 more hours of outdoor time, but you can go to the prison library. Then you go into your cell for 3 and half hours then it's bedtime.
>Work out
>Talk with Benny at Lunch
>Just write up a note to Benny
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>>2906534
Tell our new friends what I wrote down here>>2906387 and hope we don't spill to much pasta. Afterwards we should work out.
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>>2906544
This
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>>2906534
>>2906544

This
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>>2906534
All the things we said about talking to mom, I agree with them.

>Maybe she can take a photo of us in inmate suit and discuss how the release of that photo will change the public opinion about a the Downey Hero being jailed. Maybe even negotiate to whose newspaper sell it. Maybe even doing a secret sign to put /pol/ on the case.
>Yes (We love you mommy)

Then
>go to lunch with Benny let the question about what we did come up naturally, no pressure

And no planning, scheming until they know what we did. It's our trump card, so only if they plan on us stabbing an hispanic or a black or getting a swatiska tatoo should we use the reasoning of >>2906387
How we should use it, paper note or taling is irrelevant for me now until they know what we did.
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>>2906560
>>Maybe she can take a photo of us in inmate suit and discuss how the release of that photo will change the public opinion about a the Downey Hero being jailed. Maybe even negotiate to whose newspaper sell it. Maybe even doing a secret sign to put /pol/ on the case.
>>Yes (We love you mommy)
I agree with this and we can let what we are charged with come up naturally, but we need to get distance between us and the Nazis, so I agree with that as long as it eventually leads to *the talk*. It's in the best interest of the white race.
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>>2906560
I also agree with this. Don't want to put ourselves in the spotlight too quickly.

But what are we going to do for a hour before lunch?
I think we should do at least some working out.
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>>2906568
>>2906565
>>2906560
I think we can all agree to get the picture taken and work out. Once the question of what we did comes up or the Nazis try to hang out with us we give them>>2906387
Ok?
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>>2906571

Affirmative.
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>>2906534
>Work out
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>>2906571
>and work out
yes

and also for the lunch give dessert/sweet to Benny >>2906375
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>>2906544
>>2906553
>>2906557
>>2906560
>>2906585
Alright, the picture is becoming clearer

What type of exercise?
>Aerobic (Endurance) Exercise
>Anaerobic (Strength) Exercises
>Fast as fuck boi (Cardio/Dex)
>Flexibility
>Balance exercises

Roll 2d100 (Best out of 3)
First d100 Willpower -10
Second d100 Dex/Strength/Endurance
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Rolled 34, 33 = 67 (2d100)

>>2906593
>Fast as Fuck boi
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>>2906593
>>Fast as fuck boi (Cardio/Dex)
Dex is close to leveli up also rolling now or later? I'll roll anyways
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Rolled 29, 34 = 63 (2d100)

wait wut haben I put the thingy
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Rolled 18, 42 - 10 = 50 (2d100 - 10)

>>2906593
>>Fast as fuck boi (Cardio/Dex)
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Rolled 100, 18 = 118 (2d100)

>>2906593
the balancing or calisthenics was it ? we need more core and I don't want to get sweaty and smelly to much to avoid showering
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Looks like we slow af boi
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>>2906599
>Should I include this roll? Dice gods show me the way
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>>2906599
>Rolled 100
>99
you will count my post right OP?
I'm ok with voting result for exercise even if it is not my choice
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>>2906594
>>2906597
>>2906598
>>2906599
>24
>27
Manfred “Mom, I love you” You said and put your hand on the glass.
Mother “I love you too honey.” She puts her hand on the glass as well, only the glass was separating your hands from touching
While you missed your mother you thought of something that can help you out in the trial or for the public.
Manfred “Mommy, can you take a picture of me, maybe give it to my lawyer it’ll be really good if the people can see I’m alright.”
Mother “That’s such a good idea, my good boy.”

You stand up and pose for the camera, making a ok hand sign with your right hand to signal you’re doing okay. But really you know better, the /pol/acks will get this message and will use their collective autism to help you out of this jam. After that, your visit with your mother is over, you get up and leave.

On the way out, you leave from you little slot between a Hispanic and black, on the way out you look over who else was getting visits. It was 6 others, 3 African-Americans and 2 Hispanic. Even Benny is still talking with a blonde women. You walk outside there you feel the presence of many eyes on you, do they know what happened? It isn’t impossible as anyone can call their family, friends, our outside gang member to get the lastly happening during leisure time.

You push that out of your mind and walk to the track, giving a nod to the AB friends as they can possibly save your ass in the future, but still not going into there group since it’ll be political suicide.

You go on the track where 4 other prisoners were running around, there were 3 blacks and one Hispanic. You stretch a bit as they lap you two or three times, and start running fast as fuck boi. The other inmates started saying hateful things to you, like lardass, white bread, heart attack, sack of fat, or I’m going to rape you in the showers and other things. It really stops your will to work out.
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>>2906687
As the blacks were just making fun of you and watching from the sidelines drinking water from the fountain another Hispanic comes up to the one running and whisper something to each other. You think nothing of it, as you work out.
When you made a lap and the Hispanic passed you he tricked you as you ran. You held out your arms to stop the fall, not even done falling until the human bean is on top of you hitting you as you put up your hurting arms to protect yourself.
This doesn’t go for long as the beaner gets tackle to the ground, then shanked many times over in the side. You just stare as you lay on the ground before you hear a gunshot and the white guy that saved you is holding his back as he rallied in pain on the ground

The guards come to haul you and the other two away while all the prisoners laid on the floor threaten to being shot if they stand. You are taken to the nurse station, and patched up, the other two you think are being treated as well under guard protection.
While you had a female nursed named Sarah Spencer, with dirty blonde hair, that is thick and curly that would be past the collar bone long hair currently done in a bun. Nursing your wounds after the attack. She looked to be in her mid or early 20s, as you find yourself staring at her brown eyes. The wounds themselves are nothing major just a few bruises and a stained wrist. If you were to rate her she would be a solid 6.5/10.

What do?
>Make small talk (About what?)
>Say nothing

After this is lunch
>Stay with the plan
>Change it (How?)

>Willpower 3 2/20 +.5
>Dexterity: 2 6.5/10 +.5
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>>2906689
>Say nothing

Just... put the hands inside the pockets to stop the tortellini from spilling out

>Stay with the plan
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>>2906689
>What do?
Small talk trying to initiate Nightingale syndrom. No tricky manipulation, no over emotional, this should be easy "I just wanted to save mi mom"

>After this is lunch
we still have to eat with the Benny
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>>2906689
>Make small talk
So what's been happening with the Downey Hero? Let's do it casual gauge if she like him or not

>Stay with the plan
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>>2906701
+1 this
Don't say much, just enough to get some pity(hero) points
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>>2906701
Supportin
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>>2906701
>>2906710
>>2906714
>"I just wanted to save mi mom"
What does this means? You start off just saying that and lead it to a talk?

Anyways
1d100 -15 (Average of best 2 out of 3 rolls)
Normal difficulty due to female
If it wasn't clear write-in can help lower DC or keep the tomato sauce dropping
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>>2906745
I got this
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

sorry all, I thought there was a nice illustration of Florence NIghtingale in Houkago no Charisma (a manga about clones of famous human) but I could not find it

>>2906745
>Do you see a lot of people just waiting for their trial here? [wait for response] I bet they all say they are innocent [wait for reponse] but you know... [pause look at feet to avoid spaghettis] I just wanted to save my mom. [gather resolve and look into her eyes] do you have any tips? I don't want my mom to worry about my well being
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Rolled 69 - 15 (1d100 - 15)

>>2906745
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Rolled 98 - 15 (1d100 - 15)

>>2906745
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>>2906760
Cloned humans you say?

And hey, the average is 65. Ain't that great.
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Are there actually people here that want him to go to a fantasy world by magic or something? That would be so fucking shit; one of the best things about this quest is the world, so why would you want to turn it into a semi generic isekai. If you want to include fantasy elements, just go with urban fantasy conspiracy theory type stuff just beneath the surface.
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>>2906834
I just want mommy to be proud of us
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>>2906756
>>2906766

> 65

Meh, that's okay

>>2906834

I'd rather we just focused on getting /fit/, learning to web dev, and finding a waifu, or trying our best not to die an honorless death at the hands of Mexicans in the upcoming prison riot.
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>>2906834
Nah. OP would be the type of autist to flesh out his world and I'm guessing don't just make us go to fantasy land if we kill ourselves
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>>2906834
I want him to operate in ukraine, commando style.
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>>2906766
>50 Average of 2

You think you should break the ice with Sarah maybe you’ll hit things up, but you don’t want to get ahead of yourself. You decided to hit her up with the Nightingale syndrome

Manfred “D-do you see a lot of people just waiting for their trail here?”
You muttered out you dry mouth.
Sarah the Nurse “What was that dear?” She said flipping through her clipboard of what you think is just your personal health information.
Manfred “I say do you see a lot of people just waiting for their trail here?” You say again a little louder this time.
Sarah the Nurse “Yeah, some waiting for there trail to start or others serving their sentence. Roll up your sleeve.” She said and get out that tool that measures blood pressure. As well as the finger reader for the heartbeat monitor.
You do as she said and roll up your sleeve. She places the device on your arm and and starts pumping away.
Manfred “I bet they all say they are all innocent. Ha ha.”
Sarah the Nurse “Yup.” She finished her pumping.
Manfred “But you know.” You say and look at your feet, if you could, your belly is blocking your view. “I just wanted to save my mom.”
Sarah the Nurse “That’s nice.” She says and take off the thing and takes off the heartbeat monitor.
Looking her in the eyes.
Manfred ‘I don’t want my mom to worry about my well being.”
Sarah the Nurse “That’s sweet to say, but I have some bad news for you Mr. Fünten. You have high blood pressure and a high resting heart rate. I can’t do nothing about that here, so just lose weight and do some exercise.” She said then called the guard to escort you out.
Manfred “So that’s all?” You asked disappointed.
Sarah the Nurse “I’ll be praying for you at the trial.” She said and smile at you as you leave through the door. You smile back before being taken to the cafeteria where lunch already started.

You get a tray of the good shit, while wasn’t good but was shit compared to the food you cook and sat down with Benny and other members of the Aryan Brotherhood. Where Benny and his pals are having the most fun in the world, even more so once you sit down.

[Benny] “There the man himself. Come on then, tell them how you shot 3 Wetbacks back to Mexico in coffins. You wouldn’t believe he charged headfirst to one of them and pop him where he sat.”

Damn, guess the news is spreading quickly
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>>2906907
What do?
>Tell them everything
>Tell them only the important things leave out the rest
>Nah guys. I’m a big boy that needs to eat

How did the killing make you feel? (Personality Building time)
>Those Beaners deserved it, I just wished I could have killed more.
>It was kill or be killed, I chose the former
>My prayers go to the families of the hispanics, gun wasn’t the answer, my mind goes back to those kills and I cry
>I should have spring into action sooner, that don’t happen again.
>Other Write/in

>Charisma: 2 8/10 +1
>Diplomacy 3/5 +1
>Intelligence 2 9/10 +1
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>>2906913

> Tell them everything
> I should have spring into action sooner, that won’t happen again.

Punished NEET Punisher Quest inbound.
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>>2906923
+1

That poor grandma.
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>>2906913
>tell them everything
>It was kill or be killed, I chose the former
I live in the ghetto and I knew it would eventually come to this.
Then give them the whole block of text why we shouldn't hang out
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>>2906923
+1
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>>2906913
>Tell them the truth and only the truth
Add gorish details if they ask, but don't forget to tell about the people you wanted to save. We were just a law abbiding citizen with a gun at the right place at the right moment.

Then lead to this >>2906387

Maybe ask if they know bossman or the gas station.
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>>2906923
Yeah this.
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>>2906913
>Tell them everything
>I should have spring into action sooner, that don't hai again
>It's kill or be killed I chose the former
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If there are any compromising recording of us in this prison so far they should help to get them or threate, other inamte

Later, if we manage to, we could even stage a fake dissidence from this gang to secure our image

Good night everyone, take care of Manfred and his mommy
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>>2907052
Goodnight anon Sleepwell

>>2906923
>>2906933
>>2906942
>>2906991
>>2907009
>>2907013

Roll 1d100 (Best of 3)
No Neg Mods due to +15 Aryan's Hero
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>2907071
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>2907071
Time for the dice that will save the world!
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>2907071
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>>2907104
Damn man, we're hitler 2.0
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>>2907052
Mommy will be happy, I swear it on my life.
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>>2907104
You saved us. Now we're becoming stronger
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> tfw contributed
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>>2907076
>>2907083
>92

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCWyhNDCDEQ&bpctr=1537575995
> Tell them everything
> I should have spring into action sooner, that won’t happen again.

You recall the incident with crystal memory. You let loose the words from your heart, your soul. You spoke with such passion the likes you never held in all your years before you. You spoke with a fire in your belly ready to come out. They hang on every word, every detail, every little snippet Of information that flowed from your lips into there open ears. The raw feeling of taking of life you told, the naked truth for them to hear, the kill with the LeMat revolver brought a wave of praise once you told the history of the firearm in the Confederate army. Sadness when you currently save more white lives, and at the end Victory at the end for getting three kills.

After the story of how you save the market you didn't explain to your friends about finer details of what’s currently happening with you and your trial. Letting them know about your preliminary hearing, and while you thank them for their support. Need to separated from the group, as it’s a political minefield that break the case. Explaining you can’t do more good inside the system, but you can do more on the outside leading the white fight. They listen and nod in approval as you continue agreeing that the Jewish ploy of ridding gun control must be stopped. In the end they agree to your terms you don’t have to be inked or maim or kill anyone to join the brotherhood. You already earned your rank within them after killing the three beaners. Once gone the talk resumes to Hitler and the currently happening of the world outside them. They feel they need to help there German brothers from the Muslim invasion or more and more Sharia zones are formed and girls raped. After lunch is over they say their goodbyes, still vowing to protect you in your time of need, or helping you out in the showers from Tyrone.

1PM what now?
One hour until lunch still outdoors time
>Exercise (What kind?)
>Fap
>Talk (Who?)
>Something else
>Time Skip

New Schedule
Made Simple
Leisure Time you are allow to call.
1:00–5:00 Leisure Time Outdoor time or inside prison library
5:00-8:30 In the cell (Leisure Time) eat Dinner
8:30 PM to 6:30 AM Sleep
More detail List here
https://pastebin.com/FpzjdtyV
Was taking a break, I'm back again.
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>>2907420
>Read all our free time
Botany
So we can get that knowledge on plants safe to ear or not. Useful if we go innawoods
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Let's read True Crime Novels. Learn from the mistakes of those before us, if we are gonna be Punisher NEET we need to prep pur mind as well.
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>>2907420
>>Exercise (What kind?)
Isometric
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>>2907479
I suport more excercises
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>>2907442
>>2907447
They monitor what books you read in jail/prison.
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Hold up anons should we try to learn a language? If we head out of the country it would be useful.

List
>Languages
>Combat skills
>Survival skills
>Money

Would be useful. Combat to survive in a fire fight. Survival like hunting, making fire, getting freshwater to live off the land, and money to buy some goodies like guns.

>>2907479
Alright. Let's try that
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>>2907479
>>2907503
>>2907512
Alright, seems our Neet is going to Isometric Exercise

>One hour until lunch still outdoors time
Typo, should say lunch is over 4 hours until outdoor time is done

>How long (More time has diminishing results)
1 Hour
2 Hour
3 Hour
4 Hours

Roll 2d100 -10 (Best of 3)
First for willpower -10
Second for strength -15
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>>2907512
I feel we ought to make Manfred an actual human before something big. Getting 5 on everything is an ambicious objective but being average sounds excelent as a starting point
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Rolled 16, 17 - 10 = 23 (2d100 - 10)

>>2907520
>1 Hour
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>>2907524
Damn, my rolls sucks.
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Rolled 43, 44 - 10 = 77 (2d100 - 10)

>>2907520
>1 Hour
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Rolled 18, 87 - 10 = 95 (2d100 - 10)

>>2907520
>2 hours
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Rolled 2, 70 - 10 = 62 (2d100 - 10)

>>2907520
>One hour
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>>2907524
>>2907529
>>2907530
>33
>77
Exercise after getting beat up doesn't sound too good. And going outside where there are people a different color then you, that also hate you. It's a no brainer you head to the library. Pick up another copy of the book you have in the cell, and start reading it. With each page you read you fill your mind with needed info that your body needs and wants from you. All in a effort to know what things should and shouldn’t be in the body.

Inside the library it’s calm, there is almost noone here, if they are they’re quiet and are part of the older crowd. Really make it feel like a library if you close your eyes, but alas it’s not a library filled with cute nerd girls studying for there next exam or students in a group quietly talking with each other as they work on a project. Make you miss being in College before you dropped out due to the stress. The library was the place you can tune out the world and jump right into a book to take you anywhere that’s not here.

Remembering the date being Sunday, you figure out you missed a day of work and going to keep missing them. Maybe calling boss man would be good, or calling the lawyer and seeing the happening, maybe your sister or brother they’re doing there own thing but who knows maybe hearing their voices will calm you down.

>List of #you know
Mom
Sister
Brother
Bossman
Lawyer


2PM what now?
Still outdoors time
>Exercise (What kind?)
>Fap
>Talk (Who?)
>Something else
>Time Skip

New Schedule
Made Simple
Leisure Time you are allow to call.
1:00–5:00 Leisure Time Outdoor time or inside prison library
5:00-8:30 In the cell (Leisure Time) eat Dinner
8:30 PM to 6:30 AM Sleep
More detail List here
https://pastebin.com/FpzjdtyV
Neet Stats (Updated)
https://pastebin.com/f9jmp7zB

>Wisdom: 3 1/20 +1
>Nutrition 2/5 +1

From last post Since I forget to post this
> Intelligence 3 0/20 +2
Ranked up
>Wisdom: 3 0/20 +2
Ranked up
>Charisma: 3 0/20 +2
Ranked up
>Nazi Knowledge 1 2/10 +2
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>>2907599
>Call our Sister
Let try something different

After that
>Read some self help books

I kind of want a time skip. What do you anons think?
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>>2907627
Could be, but prison time feels refreshing. All quests involving prison are about escaping it yes this time is about living *in* it. Still, it's only one week... Bear with me, anon

>>2907599
>Something else. Continue at the library, it feels like a good place
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>>2907636
Alright. But we're not going to call anyone. We should read something in the library while we're at it
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Did everyone just fall asleep?
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Good Thread Guys. I'm running on fumes now. Hope you liked today thread just getting a snapshot of the Prison life.

Questions and comments recommended, until there see you guys later. I'll update when I can resume
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>>2907770
No prob boss, it is a fun quest so far with a nice worldbuilding where memes are true and taken to the extreme
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>>2907770
It was fun. I'm sad I missed most of the second half but im pleasently surprised at the direction we're going.
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>>2907770
Thanks for running. Does the Bossman know we're in jail and are we getting fired? Also how does our family think of us now?
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>>2907930
He'll probably give us a raise for killing the spics.
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>>2907770
Here is some questions for you.

When are going to be isekai'd?
Will the quest decrease in quality once isekai'd?
How will you do the isekai'd?
What would have happened if we didn't Nat 1 with the Jew?
What's going on in the outside world?
Did we give our sweets to Benny?
What's Benny backstory?
What's Bossman backstory?
Where is our big titty goth gf?
Fuck is the guy we talked out of mugging the store here with us?
Did our computer at home have CP on it? I hope not.
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I should also ask you anons something.

>Like what would you like our Neet to do for his week in prison?
I'm leaning to working out to hopefully get our physical stats to 4 and down to a healthier weight.

>What should our Neet do after prison
I'm leaning to moving somewhere away from South California since we're going to have a target on our backs. As for shit he will do, I like the idea of innawoods and going on /x/ to research

>Should we connect with our family more?
We already got good boy points from mom, we should heal the tear in our family or try.

>What do you guys think of going out of the country?
Sure it depend on the country, we may need to learn a language. But hey we can do different shit in different places. Like Asia, Europe, or even Africa or South America.

>Should we go full Nazi down the road or don't tread on snek?
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>>2908012
>Like what would you like our Neet to do for his week in prison?
CHARISMA we will need it during the hearing and let's face it, we fucked up because of that
>What should our Neet do after prison
get mom a job, perhaps a husband (bossman?) and try no know bossman's daughter better
>Should we connect with our family more?
now, we are only a source of embarassement for them but I would like to know what they are up to
>What do you guys think of going out of the country?
we planned to go to West Carolina I think
>Should we go full Nazi down the road or don't tread on snek?
I would like to get a gf first, or a loyal companion, maybe an other anon (a skinny one to make a Laurel and Hardy duo)
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>>2908012
>>Like what would you like our Neet to do for his week in prison?
Working out is definitely a good idea, but we should also try to up our charisma. Maybe look for a book on public speaking in the library.

>What should our Neet do after prison
We can't go back to our old life. I'd say becoming a NRA/Fox News speaker could serve us well.
>Should we connect with our family more?
No, they sound like assholes, as far as I'm concerned separating ourselves from mum is a priority. You can't be a big boy and still hang on mum.
>What do you guys think of going out of the country?
No feelings about it either way.
>Should we go full Nazi down the road or don't tread on snek?
I like our current position, full Nazi with Nazi allies, but hidden power level.
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>We can't go back to our old life
What if we get /fit/ so fast that we become unrecognizable? We could start again anywhere.
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>>2908012
-Aside from working out, he should be forming connections because there's not much to do in prison
-After he gets out, should just focus on not drawing attention to ourselves and making mom happy
-I don't think Manfred can handle being chewed out by the family for doing what he felt was right
-Don't care. End goal is to get Manfred happy and content so it doesn't really matter where it happens
-I'd rather not, simply because of the Jewish law firm
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>>2908012
>Like what would you like our Neet to do for his week in prison?
Excersize, get fit.


>What should our Neet do after prison
Get Isekai'd and date a dwarf girl

>Should we connect with our family more?
Go on that trap mom wants to go on.

>What do you guys think of going out of the country?
N/A

>Should we go full Nazi down the road or don't tread on snek?
Jewish Law Firm will try to bite us back.
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>>2908012
>Like what would you like our Neet to do for his week in prison?
In my opinion: Working out and acquiring some decent talking skills to not fuck up the judgetime.

>What should our Neet do after prison
My top goal is to go full commando in war, I find the idea of an ex-neet commando highly entertaining. I hope we can keep our spaghet spillage with the ladies well into our campaign in mercenary-land.

>Should we connect with our family more?
Mom must be protected above all, anyone else can fuck off and die.

>What do you guys think of going out of the country?
A must if my goal of mercenary work ever becomes a reality

>Should we go full Nazi down the road or don't tread on snek?
I'm thinking snek, full nazi it's not really my cup of tea.
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> Does the Bossman know we're in jail and are we getting fired?
Bossman watches the news, and they put out the name of the Downey's hero. Along with a picture of you, your high school yearbook pic since that's the most recent one. Since you are in jail he did hire someone else, let's hope he doesn't get stabbed.

>Also how does our family think of us now?
Calling them was to know how our family thinks of us. Mother thinks of you as a goodboi

>When are going to be isekai'd?
When you find out how to get isekai'd. Can't make it easy on you.

>Will the quest decrease in quality once isekai'd?
Not while I'm OP and a fag for being OP

>How will you do the isekai'd?
Depending how to figure out how to do it.

>What would have happened if we didn't Nat 1 with the Jew?
Kek I rolled if he'll Jew you or not. And got a 99 on the roll in your favor. But you just had to ask him about his Jewish tricks and CRIT FAIL.

>What's going on in the outside world?
Liberal Protest against you is happening, demanding for your head. Could heat up into something

>Did we give our sweets to Benny?
Yes, he thanks you for it

>What's Benny backstory?
Ask him that

>What's Bossman backstory?
Legal migrant most likely the central Europe, lost his accent hates Blacks and Mexican due to past experiences with them. One daughter, wears a wedding ring, and don't know he was anymore children. Likes to keep his business clean and efficient. Had killed before.

>Where is our big titty goth gf?
You didn't get/find one yet.

>Fuck is the guy we talked out of mugging the store here with us?
Maybe

>Did our computer at home have CP on it? I hope not.
It doesn't have CP, but it does have other things ;) Technically legal to have

You can ask some more or talk about things within yourselves
Not running anytime soon. But I had some time to answer questions.
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>99 in our favor
REEEEEEEEEEE
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NeetQM, is the system you use for this quest a system you created, or one you found online?
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>>2910890
>System
My skill and ability system was build on the foundation of a past Neet Quest. I had the pleasure of being in, I took it and overtime made it my own. With the added abilities and other stuff. So not all made by me, but I like to say I'm a good enough QM to build on it.

Rolling system, I came up with it myself, but don't be surprise if someone else already did it.

Combat system is just ripped straight Friday night firefight that Cyberpunk 2020 uses good game but I can't find a GM. As well with weapons, but I try to stat the weapons myself, looking at the caliber, barrel length and how well made it's build. So you guys can always buy special ammo types to punch through armor or rip flesh for added damage, or add more powder for more punch. But noone bought or talk about it, so that's why you stuck with the basics.


>>2902260
Yes


Hopes that answers your questions
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>>2911107
My skill and ability system was build on the foundation of a past Neet Quest.
Which one?
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>>2911107

Does it take 20 more points per level to level up past 5, and if so, how long would it take us to work our way up to 10, assuming average rolls? Also, can enhancing stats boost other skills to a functional, not zero, level, without us expressly training that skill?

And another thing, what were the odds of us getting merc'd by the Latino supremacists in the grocery store?
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>Which one?
You trying to make me remember painful memories, of seeing it go.

>Does it take 20 more points per level to level up past 5
5 points to level up to 2
10 points to level up to 3
20 points to level up to 4
50 points to level up to 5
100 points to level up to 6
You see the pattern

>Also, can enhancing stats boost other skills to a functional, not zero, level, without us expressly training that skill?
I would like to say the opposite is true. If you get to level 6 to ability you'll get a +5 to rolls in that ability. So while untrained in say hacking the difficulty will harder but you still have that +5 to the rolls to help you out. Points in skills are what lower the difficulty.

>What were the odds of us getting merc'd by the Latino supremacists in the grocery store?
If the enemy has a round to go 99%. First one was easy due to being hidden and point blank, but let me just tell you if you fail that sheath roll. One of them would have seem you, having you guys roll initiative. Give you guys average difficulty so take the best two rolls of 1d10+2 and average them. And take the enemy 1d10+5 roll (Same difficulty) So he would have gone first most if not all of the times. Then shoot at you close round needing to pass a DC of 15 with their 1d10+6. So maybe he would get lucky and hit you or not, but he would have called his amigos then surely ending you.

Just you guys had big balls to pull that off with just 2 speed. And you had luck behind the screen, since I rolled up that family that in the end helped you guys.


>how long would it take us to work our way up to 10, assuming average rolls?
I would say it's inefficient. But possible if you train. But there is ability decay, so if you're not working out on a schedule your muscle will lose strength over time. Same goes with intelligence, you'll get rusty.
I would like to say a year to years as the answer since 9 to 10 will need 1,600 points

Also I got time so I'll write up a post
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>>2907627
>Something else. Continue at the library, it feels like a good place

You decide to stay in the library, you don’t need to call your mom, lawyer or the rest of your family today. You put the book away and look around for another to fill your mind, after some searching you got a book in your hands you can read about. It looks bind together in a folder with the paper inside hand written in pencil. You take it out and go through at it, before choosing that the book you’re going to read just for fun, no more learning just good old relaxing by the fire, or in this case the AC sounds.

You open the first page on your Mystery novel named “Fox Detective” of Osaki Masato with his trusty fox spirit having powers to call on her for aid in his crime solving adventures set in the Korea of a alt Japan with Germany winning the war. Just reading it makes you impress and brings a smile to your face. Before you reach the end you find that’s it not end with the last line leaving off right after Masato finally caught up to the criminal is taking the him to prison. It seems like there could be something more to it, something that explains if Masato will get his promoto or will the love internet of his fox spirit turn into something more than flirting.

With a heavy sigh you get off your seat and return the book where you find it. It does bring a idea to your mind, maybe you could write something your own. Reading someone else work is all good and all, but they always do things you don’t like or don’t feel should happen. But as a writer you had authority to do as you will, without having to bend over to others choices. Maybe that can be say about your life as well. The library is quiet at the moment, still peaceful compare to the short time you spend outside and gotten beaten up from your past actions.

>Intelligence 3 1/20 +1
>Writing 2/5 +1

3PM what now?
Still outdoors time
>Exercise (What kind?)
>Fap
>Talk (Who?)
>Something else
>Time Skip

New Schedule
Made Simple
Leisure Time you are allow to call.
1:00–5:00 Leisure Time Outdoor time or inside prison library
5:00-8:30 In the cell (Leisure Time) eat Dinner
8:30 PM to 6:30 AM Sleep
More detail List here
https://pastebin.com/FpzjdtyV
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>>2911329
Exercise.
We getting /fitlit/.
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>>2911329
/Fit/
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>>2911329

/fit/lit/
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>>2911329
>>Exercise
strength
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>>2911333
>>2911357
>>2911396
Excericse alright what kind?

Roll 2d100 -10 (Best of 3)
First for willpower -10
Second for Dex/Strength/Endurance

What type of exercise?
>Aerobic (Endurance) Exercise
>Anaerobic (Strength) Exercises
>Fast as fuck boi (Cardio/Dex)
>Flexibility
>Balance exercises
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>>2911441
Anearobic
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Rolled 56, 45 = 101 (2d100)

>>2911460
+1
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Rolled 26, 28 = 54 (2d100)

>>2911441
Forgot to roll
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Rolled 54, 94 = 148 (2d100)

>>2911441
>>Anaerobic (Strength) Exercises
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>>2911463
>>2911464
>44 Will Fail
>84 Success

Getting out of this comfy library and working your ass of in the summer heat while risking getting shanked by one of those animals outside. Not counting your stained wrist, not for you. You get up from your seat and get yourself another book, this time about history since you like a spicy meme from the past.

You open up a book on German history and dive right in, learning about Brandenburg, how it formed Prussia than formed into Germany. You learned that Frederick William IV of Prussia was offered a chance to unite in 1849 but refused since he called it a crown from the gutter. History sometimes can be filled with some stuff you can’t believe happened. Make you feel like if you’re going to go down in history by the act you pulled in the market. You hope so.

With the history all learnt at the moment you put the door back and sit back down at the table, wondering what you will do next. Maybe you can call up someone, or just read more, maybe even work out.

What do?
4PM what now?
Still outdoors time
>Exercise (What kind?)
>Fap
>Talk (Who?)
>Something else
>Time Skip

New Schedule
Made Simple
Leisure Time you are allow to call.
1:00–5:00 Leisure Time Outdoor time or inside prison library
5:00-8:30 In the cell (Leisure Time) eat Dinner
8:30 PM to 6:30 AM Sleep
More detail List here
https://pastebin.com/FpzjdtyV
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Did I say you can choose things in bunk? :)
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>>2911529
>Exercise Track
4-5 pm
>Exercise anaerobic exercises
5-6 pm in cell
>Read our book
6-7 pm in cell
>Eat dinner
7-8 pm
>Sleep
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>>2911548
+1 schedule
then timeskip until any events
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>>2911265

Thanks for answering my questions QM. Is there any way we can increase the rate we gain experience? Like getting an instructor or better equipment?

>>2911548

This
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>>2911556
>>2911567
>Thanks for answering my questions QM. Is there any way we can increase the rate we gain experience? Like getting an instructor or better equipment?
You're welcome. At the starting level not really, since you're just learning the bare basics.
But once you reach higher levels you'll need better equipment or instructor to keep getting constant steam of +1 with each successful use of the skill, and not a .5. Difficultly to learn will increase to Normal (Take best 2 rolls out of 3 and average it) from level 2-4. Hard from 4-6 (Average of rolls)

Instructors will be needed if you try to learn a skill like a martial arts, or specialize skills. Equipment to learn certain skills, like a forge to learn smiting.

Anyway
Roll me 6d100 (Best of 3)
This time no cherry picking, that's the trade off with bunk. If there is a crit in one of them. I'll go with that one good or bad.
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>>2911593
No balls
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Rolled 4, 67, 53, 68, 92, 23 = 307 (6d100)

>>2911593

Hail Hortler
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Rolled 9, 10, 77, 34, 61, 4 = 195 (6d100)

>>2911593
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>>2911597
>>2911601
>>2911605

> 90, 67, 77, 68, 92, 54

Not bad, good job anons.
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>>2911601
>>2911605
Rolls with the modifiers
>80, 16, 64, 42, 45, 44
80 Will 16 Dex 64 Will 42 Strength 45 Will 44 Wisdom
>>2911615
This time no cherry picking, that's the trade off with bunk >:^(

You decide it’s time to get some sweat on your body. Lose some of that weight you been holding in you for years on end. You head out and start making your way to the track, keeping your cool as you pass by the many prisoners around you. On the track you stretch and began walking and slowly turning it to a jog. But it’s all too much for you in too short of time. You stop ready to puke out your lunch, which you did on the ground. Cleaning off your mouth you hear the bell calling all inmates in, you leave the vomit and head back inside. Inside your cell was Benny already getting learned with that book of his. It wasn’t the normal poetry book like before this time he had a learn German for English speaker. Maybe that talk about your ancestors strike something with him.

Benny “Guten Abend” He said absentminded to you.
Manfred “Evening.” You say back. With that the cell door behind you closes locking shut to keep you in and the guards safe outside.

You take the towel next to the sink and set it down on the ground a place to rest your head. You start pushing out sit ups, and various other exercises but the pain coming from your wrist is unbearable so you call it quits before the workout is done. You feel some burn just not as intense as it’s normally. You try your hand in reading more of healthy eating, but don’t get every far, with Benny practicing his German loudly and the words on the page seem to join together and not really mean anything you choose just to turn in for the day. Hoping the next day will be better than this shit day. The lights wake you up, and Benny got something to say when you did.

Benny “Shower day”

You sigh, it’s one of those days. Benny tells you shower time happens after leisure time outside, right before heading into the cells for the night.

>Willpower 3 2/20 +2.5

Forgot to include
>Intelligence 3 2/20 +1
>History 1/5 +1

>Strength: 2 2/10 +.5
>Calisthenics 4/5 +.5

>Wisdom: 3 1.5/20 +.5
>Nutrition: 2.5/5 .5

What do?
6:30 AM Monday what now?
>Exercise (What kind?)
>Fap
>Talk (Who?)
>Something else
>Time Skip

Schedule
Leisure Time you are allow to call
Visiting 8am-2pm Saturdays, Sundays
8:30 PM to 6:30 AM Sleep
6:30 AM to 8:30 AM (Leisure Time) In the cell eat breakfast
08:30 AM –12:00 PM (Leisure Time) Morning Outdoor time
12:00–1:00 Lunch
1:00–5:00 Leisure Time Outdoor time
5:00-8:30 In the cell (Leisure Time) eat Dinner
8:30 PM to 6:30 AM Sleep
https://pastebin.com/FpzjdtyV
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>>2911675
>Time Skip
>Excersize w/e anons want
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>>2911689

Dis
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>>2911689
This
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>>2911689
>>2911699
>>2911732
>Time Skip
How far?
>To Shower time
>Next day
>Friday
>Other Write in

What Exercise during that time?
>Mixed (Track, Aerobic, Anaerobic in that order)
>Track all the time outside (Aerobic, Anaerobic in cell)
>All Aerobic
>All Anaerobic
>Mixed but reading our book to rest?
>Other Write in

Here the updated pastebin. Now with achievements
https://pastebin.com/f9jmp7zB
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>>2911763
I wanna skip to Friday to get the plot moving, but I want to take advantage of Jail time and try to get NEET to do a mix of things such as exercise & reading.

>Friday

>Excersize(Mix?)

>Read(Fantasy, something about dwarves) :^)
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>>2911789
Do we want to get a dwarf wife one day when we get isekai’d? Also why don’t we get isekai’d somewhere so we can have many wives?
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>>2911796
Well, multiple wives is ideal, but I like to set smaller goals even though I'm thinking in the long term.
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>>2911763
>to shower time
>mixed, but reading our book to rest
We can't just workout 24/7, so I'd say we balance what we train and use the downtime for studying. Getting intelligence and health knowledge is important.
Maybe tomorrow we can call our lawyer. Would be nice if he ran a mock trial with us and just generally prepared with us. He is a lawyer so I'm sure he can help us improve our charisma
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>>2911812
>>2911850
I'm going to keep the voting open since I'm falling asleep.
> dwarf
Results 10+. You anons don't even talk about the possibilities of other races. Like Centaurs, Elves, Lizard people, Fish people, Dragons, others

Like always you guys can ask questions and discuss. Sorry about the few post today, I was busy most of the day, and tomorrow is looking also busy.
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>>2911855
Get some rest QM, u done good.
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No time skip ,or if there is any focus on raising charisma or law skill for the incoming hearing.

We can do all that work out outside and it will not serve us during the hearing.
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Could we try and appeal to president for pardon? Well try and make our mom do this?
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>>2912104
/pol/ is already on the case, but they have no means to communicate with us
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>>2911763
>Next day to lunch
>Mixed. Exercise outside all inside time is talking with Benny
Fools! You anons want to read how to improve speech in books when the easy and fastest route is talking with people.

Do you not read the clues OP been hinting? Benny and his friends like us, so we can talk with them easier even with our low charisma because we killed them beaners.

Talking with Benny in our cell will be normal and don't cause trouble and we can talk about his past and learn how to talk with another guy. Common interests and shit like that. While getting gains in our free time outside and getting social gains in our cell.
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>>2912152
I support! Anons fear Manfred will spill his spagetti but with every passing day is more and more contained.
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>>2912152
Changing my vote to this, but when ever Benny gets sick of talking to us or continues practicing his German,we should read our health book. Maybe he can have a little mock cross examination with us, to prepare us for taking the stand.
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>>2912152
They're not people, they're inmates.
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Does that mean you support my choice or what?

I bet QM will fuck us over when we get Isekai'd. I wonder if he'll do monster girls?

My short term goals are improve our physical stats to normal levels, get our weight down we should look into fasting and just cut food out of the problem as a whole. And last be somewhat able to talk once we get into trial.
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>>2911855
We only have our short term isekai goal of finding a dwarf wife. Nothing holding us back from other races which include sure we intend to find as well
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>>2912493
I’m sure we intend to find*
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>>2912152
+1
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>>2911855
How big is Manfred's Benis?
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Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>2912766

Rolling
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>>2912766
I should also give out Manfred's
Anal Circumference Potential, Anal Depth Potential since he's in jail.
One moment while I figure this out
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>>2912834
*It only took OP one click into his browser history, to get lots of reliable data on the subject*
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>>2912834
Ah, but QM, we need F.A.T.A.L rulebook to calculate such measures
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>>2912152
>>2912179
>>2912186
>>2912220
>>2912493
>>2912599
>>2912833
But really is it weird, I had a system in place to answer this question?
>>2912908
>Ah, but QM, we need F.A.T.A.L rulebook to calculate such measures
That's useful since I took time out of my life to learn it before running this quest. Not a lot of QMs can say that.
> Anal Circumference Potential,
Normal Manhood 5-6”
>Anal Depth Potential
8 1/2”


14 so 28 dice
Alright that's going to total up to 28 dice rolls. I rather not have to do that much rolling since the max is 25 dice.
So I came up with something. Roll 3d100 and I'll take the average of the first three rolls
This way so doing actions in bunk is not a horrible way to gain skills compared to one at a time.
Extra rule if a Nat 100 or Nat 1 is in one of the rolls. It will affect one skill you are trying to improve at random. But the average will be still taken for the other 4.

So
>Roll 3d100 (Taking first 3 rolls)

Mecanics UPDATED
Explaining rolling in bunk and other shit.
https://pastebin.com/FpzjdtyV

Neet Stats UPDATED
https://pastebin.com/f9jmp7zB
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>>2912934
If you guys have any comments or questions feel free to ask
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Rolled 30, 33, 66 = 129 (3d100)

>>2912934
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Rolled 24, 73, 87 = 184 (3d100)

>>2912934
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Rolled 50, 61, 94 = 205 (3d100)

>>2912934
As tempting as it is to call you a fag Op, I actually greatly appreciate that attention to detail. It's part of what makes this Quest so great. Thanks Op.
But what the hell do you think would happen that you researched that beforehand?
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Rolled 69, 48, 93 = 210 (3d100)

>>2912934
Intelligence Law
Charisma Diplomacy
Body Fitness Track
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>>2912938
>If you guys have any comments or questions feel free to ask
One comment
I am enjoying the quest.
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>>2912956
>>2912958
>>2912966
>>2913172
The day does by easy enough. You get to chatting it up with Benny spilling paste and sauce everywhere, but he takes it as just fresh fish nervousness nothing past that or going into Autism. You get to learn about his past he served in the armed forces of the United States being a part of Desert Shield when the war of terror was fought. He was part of a divination of Mountain/ Alpine Infantry, meaning he had to walk everywhere on rough terrain and was pretty damn good at his job.

After getting a small snippet of Benny past life, morning leisure time came and with it came the exercise. You were embolden and stepped into the track once again, the same blacks were insulting you but you blocked it away from your mind and starting working out. First getting the blood plumping with some endurance training, jogging around the laps, then going fast as you can go. It didn’t go as planned, as you got tired out quickly and your knees wanted to give out. You dismiss it and do some workout on the ground to let your legs rest a bit. Not the most push-ups you did but good enough to get the fat burning. When resting, the bell rings and it’s lunch time, some food will take the edge off and allow your mind to focus on working out better.

At lunch you give Benny your desert and sit by yourself and eat quietly, noone bothers you and you don’t bother anyone. After lunch it was time to get back at it again with working out, no pain, no gain like they say. After a short rest you try your hand at push-ups and sit-ups and have much better results this time, getting them out normally. Even getting a good balancing section done, before it was time to get into the showers. The showers were different from what you thought a big open area where everyone is just touching each other and getting a eyeful of everyone junk. But it seems like this prison is different, with shoulder height walls that partly enclose each shower head. Like a stall without the door and the wall on the ground 5 feet up. You get cleaned up from all the sweat and didn't drop the soap, and noone tried to rape you. So that's a plus, afterward you head back into your cells.

To chat it up with Benny some more, keeping up like a normal human being. He explains how after he was discharged for disordering a direct order that could have killed his men, he returned to the states and try to find some work. But no one would hire as the depression of 2008 hit hard, so he drifted using his skills taught to him to survive in enemy land to survive outside of society in the woods, while coming into the city from time to time to beg for money and buy supplies he didn’t have. His luck ran out when some beans and nigs like he called them tried to rob him, he successfully defended himself. Before he can finish his story it was lights out, and he said he’ll finish the story in the morrow.

Cont...
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>>2913198
Morning came and he explained that in the process of defending himself he killed one or two of them by accident, and the jury thought he was a danger to himself and society so they send him here to live out his years serving his manslaughter time. Been in jail for 3 years so far 7 more to go. When asked why he joined the Aryan Brotherhood, he just said, that it reminds him of his war buddies back in the day.

With chit chat over, you spend the morning time outside working out both the body and mind. Getting barely a sweat going after running for so long you didn’t count, and getting faster with each lap, even feeling your core grow stronger as you work out push ups, sit ups and other Calisthenics exercises. After the working out you head back into the prison for some lunch and you're hungry as a horse. You get your tray of food and sit down at the table, getting used to the 3 day since you been in prison. Only 3 more days until that hearing.

What do?
12 PM Tuesday what now?
>Eat lunch normally (Pick a choice from the list below)
>Something else?

For 1PM and onward
>Exercise (What kind?)
>Fap
>Talk (Who?)
>Something else
>Time Skip

Schedule
Leisure Time you are allow to call
Visiting 8am-2pm Saturdays, Sundays
12:00–1:00 Lunch
1:00–5:00 Leisure Time Outdoor time
5:00-8:30 In the cell (Leisure Time) eat Dinner
8:30 PM to 6:30 AM Sleep

Mechanics Pastebin was the way I do this. If you need some autism read that.
https://pastebin.com/FpzjdtyV
35 for first 5 actions +.25 skills to 3 random actions taken
56 for 2nd 5 actions +.5 skills to all actions taken
82 for 3rd 4 actions +.75 skills to all actions taken


Willpower 3 8.25/20 +6.25
Endurance: 3 0/20 +1.5
Strength: 2 2/10 +1.25
Dexterity: 2 6/10 +1
Charisma: 3 0/20 +2.5

>Casual 2.5/5 +2.5
>Marathon 1/5 (END) +1
>Track ⅕ (DEX) +1
>Calisthenics 1 .75/10 (STRENGTH) +1.5
Ranked up
>Balancing 1 8.5/10 (END) +.5
Half the time was updating stats
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>>2912958
>But what the hell do you think would happen that you researched that beforehand?
I didn't research all that much, I just like learning stuff like F.A.T.A.L was said to be unplayable so I looked it up months ago to try my hand at learning it. I can make a character easy, but playing it. That's another problem since it takes weeks to learn. But it does allow me to fuel my autism with statistics, that goes well for my Accounting major. The other stuff, is what I know offhand or look up to get a finer detail.

>>2912966
So close, good rolls anons.
>>2913172
:)
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>>2913204
>Eat lunch normally
>Call up Lawyer find out what's happening
>Mixed work out outside after making the call
Let's slow things down a bit and take it slower.


Keep up the good work QM. It's great
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>>2913204
I would like to talk to the lawyer about what we should tell during the hearing and if he can give some directions to our law study sessions. Maybe starting redacting our speech and practicing it to balance our spaghettis. If we get to talk to our lawyer we could have him brows twitter and see what is trending.

Seeing our lawyer should be a reasonable justification for skipping lunch. I don't think anyone is going to blame us. We already played this card, they know we had to prepare for the hearing for the greater good.

Then exercise and spend more time in the library studying
>Intelligence : Law
>Charisma : Diplomacy
I don't care for what the anon choose for exercise but I want to thouroughly screen our surrounding for any outside attempt of /pol/ to communicate with us by drone, balloon, heavy duty speaker anything to tell us something like a twitter account to follow, a subreddit they created as a front office, any advice or analysis.
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>>2913251
+1 this
>>2913279
But also this
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>>2913251
>>2913279
>>2913360
I'm going to imply that you want to call, then read at the library and spent cell time at night working out.

Roll me 2d100 (Taking first 3 rolls)
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Rolled 33, 22 = 55 (2d100)

>>2913400
High numbers baby
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Rolled 52, 55 = 107 (2d100)

>>2913412
Nice, we got Benny to help us with his military training.
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Rolled 77, 31 = 108 (2d100)

>>2913400
rolan
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Rolled 91, 19 = 110 (2d100)

>>2913400
I was thinking Manfred could come and visit Benny sometimes, after he is free from prison... I am kinda sad about Benny
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Hey NeetQM would it be okay if I started a quest and used a system for skills and attributes similar to yours?
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>>2913445
What do you want to make it about?
Not QM obviously by curious
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>>2913460
It'd be a fantasy isekai quest. Not terribly original, but I feel like NeetQM's system would work great for one.
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>Hey NeetQM would it be okay if I started a quest and used a system for skills and attributes similar to yours?
Anon the fun of running a quest, is making your own system. At least for me, what is it about? I can't stop you from doing it, but I would like to get some credit if you do use the system. Something you can do to change up the system is change it from d100 to d20s or do a pass/fail system. Where 2 out of three first rollers got to pass the DC to get a pass. That's how Soma did it in the Banished quest.
What I'm going for here, is make you see more ways to run a system. But to answer your question, yes, just at least try to think of fun stuff to make your system different.

>>2913484
That's what my goal for the quest if anons go for it. Just make the OC male ;^^^^^^^) Also if you get popular don't forget about me ;) Best of luck to you anon, our paths will cross again.
And did you just come in here just to ask permission and not join in on the fun? :)

>>2913484
>It'd be a fantasy isekai quest. Not terribly original, but I feel like NeetQM's system would work great for one.
When my autism so good anons want to copy it. If it doesn't work out, you can just keep playing this quest ;)
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>>2913445
Think of your own Anon. Or you'll live in NeetQM shadow.
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>>2913484
Whenever you make it, link it here or post about it so I can find it. I’m always looking for new quests to follow
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>>2913503
Of course it wouldn't be an exact copy, but i like the skill level up thing you got going on ie strength 2 1/10 etc. That'd be the only thing i'd use. I just like it a lot, since it establishes so much potential for the character. And I have been playing this quest since thread 1, i'm just mobilefagging right now. Of course i'd credit you <3.

This is my favorite quest i've taken part in.
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>>2913545
>This is my favorite quest i've taken part in.
:) Glad to hear it. Yeah, I like that part of abilities, since it can show how much it can go up and adds some difficulty in rising a stat higher than average. So simple that anons understand, and easy to keep track. I could have done a complex system of having more weight/height give more strength, but that'll be too much to keep track of.

Writing update anons
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>>2913419
>>2913421
>>2913434
>>2913445
>>2913460
54 Average
36 Average

7 Actions

You eat lunch normally, using only the 30 minutes of the hour to eat. So you can go make a call to your lawyer about the current happenings about the case. And whether or not you need to get read up on the law process. You place your tray away and head to the phone area, where inmates are in line calling their loved ones or friends, or even speaking in code to their gang to get shit done on the outside. You get into line and wait for you turn, the Hispanics are all giving you looks of distaste, some of them are even shaking in angry. But with the guards watching and looking around the crowd some skinheads, you should be safe.

The wait is over, and you input the number of your lawyer. Almost as soon as you rang he answered.

Archie Walker “Thank Christ you called. I was waiting 3 whole days to let you know, what’s been going down. The dickheads at the prison didn’t give me a meeting with you until Thursday at 8 in the morning.”
This news surprised you, sure you heard rumors of thing happening outside, but your mind was elsewhere, building on muscle and learning skills. Did Benny keep you in the dark? Or did he not know?
Manfred “W-what!? What happened, you’re scaring me Archie.”
Archie Walker “Manfred, let me tell you, after your mother packed up on Saturday. The new stations leaked your identity to the public with all the footage on liveleak. When the protect came Sunday afternoon, it was shown and almost immediate did the Hispanics of the neighborhood figure out who you are. They touch your old house, and the protect turned into a full blown riot!” He said and he drew in a long breath
Archie Walker “The house is burned all ash, the firefighters couldn’t get there on account of the Hispanics starting to loot and the fire spread throughout the neighborhood. You must have vision from God or are a psychic, to get your mother out of there just in time.

So yeah, this is the Nat 1 that was rolled. Plus a roll I did before that added on the negative effects. If this anon didn’t post >>2905921 than your mother would have been kill.
Manfred “Is mommy ok?”
Archie Walker “Yes, yes. She is safe in a motel in Westwood, far away from the riot and your old home. Currently there is go fund page for you going on after the firebombing with it getting just over 5.5k in donations from around the country. I got good news and bad news to go along with this, which do you want to hear first?

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Manfred “Good news,”
Archie Walker “The good news is that you got the public support in the case, even your boss giving you positive credit for your work even providing us video evidence to support our case, how you stop a robbery with words instead of action. The name itself of your old work place of USA gasoline helps in support in your favor”
Archie Walker “The bad news is, during the riots, they targeted it after the video was once again leaked after we submitted as evidence. Erich defended his shop while the police let the riot get out of control, he was shooting into the crowd, and one of them threw a molotov at the gas pumps. So he’s currently in the hospital for 3rd and 2nd degree burns.”
Manfred ”Damn. Will he be alright? What about twitter and online?”
Archie Walker “Yup, he’s going to get some skin graft, and online It’s a mix bag, liberals are making there normal ban gun talk, using you as the bait goat, and other groups are starting to make comics of you. Twitter is slienting all talk that in support of you. Even Trump send out a tweet about the firebombing how it’s a cowardly thing to do, and heart and prayers going to the families affected by the riot.”
Manfred “What about the hearing?”
Archie Walker “It’s still up in the air, but if we can pull it off, the charges against you will be dropped and you’ll be a freeman.”

After That you talk the finer details of the cases, what you should do to prepare. He tells you just to avoid gangs while in there, lose some weight polity and just keep your head down until the hearing. He let you know more than 40 people were killed, and more than thousand injured. With many more looters and arisons arrested.

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That was the longest call you made, you rung up and return to the library. With this knowledge fresh in your head you, prepare to get ready for the trial. You pick out books on law and how to speak properly. The next hours you spend reading the info to let it enter your mind like a flytrap and stay trapped. How standing the proper form with your back straight, will not only make you taller, but make you appear more confident in what you’re saying. Eyes front and looking at the person your speaking to, does wonder in having them think they are respected. Avoiding your eyes at the person, seems like you’re lying or don’t want to speak with that.
Law on the rights of prisoners fill you. As you didn’t finish trail yet you can have three 1-hour visits a week, more depending it’s with your lawyer. But as a convicted they can only have at least two 1-hour visits every 4 weeks. Other things like If you require help in prison speak up to the staff, and be careful of others as they can tell you sweet lies. Lastly the preliminary hearing, can have the power to throw a whole case out the window without enough evidence. Such making the charges be drop and really letting you be a free man.

The bell rings, letting you know it’s time to go in your cell, which you do. Happy in the knowledge you gain today at least it’s something until you get out sometime friday which is just 2 days away. In the cell Benny ask you how it went with the lawyer, you guess one of his friend tipped him off. You tell him the true, that it’s looking good for you, but can’t be 100% safe. He nods understanding, he let you know if you need help on the outside he still has some buddies he made from the war willing to give a hand to a fellow patriot. Even make a joke that you can live in his cabin up in the mountains if you have the balls to live outside of society.

With that he does reading another one of his book, something about history. While you work on gains, pushing out Isometric exercises, simple and needs no movement. After feeling the burn of working out your core by planking, holding a squat. You get on the ground and push out some push-up, before your wrist are hurting, you eat dinner at the end of the workout and fall to sleep when the lights go out.

>Willpower 3 11.5/20 +3
>Intelligence 3 3/20+1
>Charisma: 3 3.5/20 +1
>Endurance: 3 2.25/20 +.75
>Strength: 2 3.50/10 +.25

> Law 3/5 +1
>Diplomacy ⅘ +1
>Calisthenics 1 1/10 +.25
>Isometric .75/5 +.75

What do?
6:30 AM Wednesday what now?
>Exercise (What kind?)
>Fap
>Talk (Who?)
>Something else
>Time Skip

Schedule
Leisure Time you are allow to call
Visiting 8am-2pm Saturdays, Sundays
8:30 PM to 6:30 AM Sleep
6:30 AM to 8:30 AM (Leisure Time) In the cell eat breakfast
08:30 AM –12:00 PM (Leisure Time) Morning Outdoor time
12:00–1:00 Lunch
1:00–5:00 Leisure Time Outdoor time
5:00-8:30 In the cell (Leisure Time) eat Dinner
8:30 PM to 6:30 AM Sleep
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>You must have vision from God or are a psychic, to get your mother out of there just in time.
We will always be on the lookout for mommy

It is brainstorming time anons !

The situation in California seems explosive and we may be more safe in jail than outside. Taking this into account, we should do something for mom first. She is currently at an hotel but what's next ?

I have looked for some asylum application possibility, these are the consulates in California
>Hungaian (San Mateo), Russian (San Francisco) or Polish (Los Angeles)
Maybe she should change her hair color/length ? I don't think Trump or /pol/ is going to help us in the end. I had hope but, this looks like a racial riot.

As for the shedudle , we should focus on law and charisma for the hearing. However, Archie pointed out our weight, so maybe just diet and some cardio for exercise.

To sum up, I propose for this day :
6:30 AM to 8:30 AM
>increase charisma
08:30 AM –12:00 PM
>call mom and do some cardio
12:00–1:00 Lunch
>watch what we eat, low profile
1:00–5:00
>increase law
5:00-8:30 In the cell (Leisure Time) eat Dinner
>watch what we eat, maybe skip Dinner to focus on increasing law
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>>2913845
+1
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>>2913845
This.
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>>2913845
Wait US citizen taking asylum in foreign consulate? Can this even work?
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>>2913845
So this is Westwood where mom is...

Also take extra precaution when talking to mom that nobody should hear us like the name of the hotel, the new color of her hair.

>>2913870
We could become a kiwi or even a spurdo !
Seriously, at least for mom. I don't know if she will be safe on the East Coast.
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>>2913880
Or maybe just go north... I don't know, this is long term talk. I'm still not sure. People talked about West Virginia 2-3 threads ago.
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>>2913890
I've heard Charleston, West Virginia is a pretty good place to live. Pic related.
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>>2913845
Diet is not a must since prison food is not unhealthy (right?), however, prioritizing cardio (aerobic/catabolic) over gains (anaerobic/anabolic) is a smart move.

About your schedule, I support it fully. If we can make some talks in the morning and meet new people it sounds great, even look for someone who knows about law and trials inside the prison.

>Ask Benny and the Nazis about a fellow inmate who knows how to behave at trials. Charisma + Law gains!
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Gonna call it there I'm afraid. Real life calls, tomorrow I get schooled. But I hope you guys get a better picture of what's happening now you made that phone call, and hope you do well thinking up new and different plans. That can get our boi out of jail. I'll try to at least make a post if, I find the time .

>>2913880
>Westwood
Was picked due to it's 7% Hispanic population compare to the places around it.

>>2913845
>>Hungaian (San Mateo), Russian (San Francisco) or Polish (Los Angeles)
Maybe she should change her hair color/length ? I don't think Trump or /pol/ is going to help us in the end. I had hope but, this looks like a racial riot.

You guys can do anything once out of jail, just I know that prison may seem kind of restricting. Because it is, But once that done, you guys can go crazy thinking long term, short term, anything in the medium. You guys are not limited by anything, only your own minds, some anons don't like going outside the comfort zone, but who knows it could be better :)

>>2913749
You recalls it's the 15th. Your Neetbux should come in at the mail for you. You hope Mommy or the lawyer took care of it. It's 1,000 dollars that can be useful down the road. Now that you don't have to pay rent, one good thing came out of that.
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Just take mom with you when NEET gets Isekai’d

>Settle in a decent town

>Become an adventurer to provide for mom

>Bring home Dwarf Wife or Many Wives
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>>2913918
Not a bad idea, anon.
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>>2913897
It was there
>>2860508

I think the call for mom should be
1) to be sure she is ok and take note of her situation without any unecessary details that could lead to her
2)plan about the immediate future, if she comes to the hearing, if she stays where she is...
3)about that go fund me, maybe have her and Archie open an account to receive the donations

no long term planning right now, but if she is in immediate danger and/or the situation is unbearable the asylum root seems the only reasonable option

>>2913918
I think The Descent took place in Virginia. Maybe we can go goblin hunting
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Anons want to chill out in a peaceful states, not live the merc life
Talking about Isekai’d, but still didn't research

Baby steps before the big leap is suppose
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>Father in Hollywood, Sister out of state studying in the East Coast, Brother in business, lives New York, but travels alot. Grandparents and cousins in Europe that you never saw or called

>>2879846
>He disowned you, when you were 21. So he just knows you are a Neet, we have a idea where to find him, the city but you'll going to have to look since mother lost contact with him.

Dad is so close, yet so far

>>2913954
I just want mom to be proud (and safe)
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>>2913954
How would we research being isekai'd in prison?
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>>2913910
Is there anyway for our neet to be weighed in prison? Kinda curious how many pounds he is now. Also wondering if we can improve Will scores by seeing how many pounds Neet dropped.
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>>2914046
Hopefully the morbidly obese status effect has downgraded with all of the GAINZ weve gotten.
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>>2914046
>>2914178
You guys should check the pastebin more often QM adds stuff to it
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Also it's good to see someone take the torch from the anonkun quest. Never forget.
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>>2914601
You mean that quest one year old? Where our Neet learned German?
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>>2914610
Hell yeah dude.
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>>2914613
The one with the QM is Japanese and say bang bangers misspelling bang gangsters?
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>>2914622
I mean I forget that bit but yeah probably. it had the EXACT same stat gain system though.
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>>2914640
Can you link it here, since I forget the name of the QM. And looking at it on mobile is cancer
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>>2914650
>>2914640
No need I find it
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>>2914682
I spent too much time trying to get in my old account. I'm the QM of that quest, never ran again due to losing the login information.

You can ask me why, or take my word for it. Or don't believe anything from my mouth.
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> I'm the QM of that quest, never ran again due to losing the login information.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>2914710
Sorry about that. I also grew busy, during that time. And lied about being Japanese. There a good reason why he used that stat gain system
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Guess no one will learn my true identity, just the way I like it. I give full consent that NeetQM can use that system, and he didn't steal it from me. May his quest be better than my Shit Storm. Guess QM was a student of mine, when he mention the quest he followed. I bear no ill and will be living my life, hope you Anons have a good life.
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>>2914799
You better come back and finish your quest you ass.
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>>2914804
No can do.
It's impossible as I made that Anonkun account using a throwaway email. And I went through my list of passwords and none worked. I tried but it isn't happening. Just be happy this QM, he doesn't leave you like I left without never messaging anything after my last run.
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>>2913954
There’s nothing wrong with having big dreams. In fact because we have those big goals to reach, we can figure out a better strategy sooner rather than later to reach our bigger goals.
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>>2913503
pls no fukin isekai shit
if you are serious though pls say so, then i can spend my time doing sth else than this quest
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>>2915082
>Not understanding it's all banter
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>>2913910
whatever we train in the near future we need to take into consideration that our joints is probably starting to get damaged.
running when a lard-ass is dangerous for knees and ankles, to heavy weights are also not good
we should either tahe a week off training, or just find exercices that put less pressure on our body.
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>>2915082
>not being hyped for Neet Quest:Gaiden
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>>2915112
Our diet is enough to lose weight maybe, at least to stop being morbidly obese. We are 130kg now
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>>2915082
>not being hyped to take mommy to another world, and bringing home a dwarf wife, and making her proud of her son.
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>>2914704
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
We even had a discord
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>>2915382
This quest needs a discord
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>>2915512
Fuck discord, it's trash.
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>>2913954
I genuine want the commando route man, but we gotta get out of jail first and fit later. I'm just hoping to grind enough charisma to get out of legal shittery but after the jail portion is gone I'm going full learn gun-fu.
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>>2915519
Listen here pal
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>>2915100
>Not understanding banter attracts retards and there's a high chance most aren't even joking by this point.

It's like you weren't here for the past god knows how many years.
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>>2915525
Discord kills quests because I don't feel like joining dead threads with an inner circle of retards brown-nosing the QM all the time. Talk in the fucking thread you mongoloid creating new threads is free.
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>>2915524
Commando is fine with me, maybe we could become an African warlord?
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>>2915527
this
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>>2915527
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>Even make a joke that you can live in his cabin up in the mountains if you have the balls to live outside of society.
What you think anons? Get of the grid, learn some survival skills and maybe study the occult? If we don't want to milk our hero status to become a conservative icon, we should very seriously consider this. It would give us the perfect environment to become fit, a survival pro and a good shot. So basically everything we would want, before going full commando. Additionally we could wait out the beanstorm currently gunning for us.
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Sorry anons, but no discord. It'll distracted me from running the quest as running a discord by itself takes time and effort that I rather use here. And I want to keep my players anonymous.

If you have questions or discussion you can do it here. It's easier to find here, and if new people come archive diving they can follow along easy. I kind of have a soft spot for them, since God knows how many times I archive dive to catch up to a quest.
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no discord
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>>2913862
>>2913869
>>2913870
>>2913880
>>2913907
>>2913918
This has the most votes >>2913845

First 5 actions is working out and talking
Second 5 actions is Law
Last 2 actions is Law


So 3d100 (Average of First 3 roll)
I'm busy today, but going to try to get one post out
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Rolled 80, 49, 47 = 176 (3d100)

>>2915648
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Thanks for no discord neetqm. You're alright.
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Rolled 92, 36, 13 = 141 (3d100)

>>2915648
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Rolled 56, 90, 51 = 197 (3d100)

>>2915648
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>>2915582
You're a good man, I hope you get isekaid to a cool rpg harem world.
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>>2915571
The trying to find a safe haven is a must so I can see the whole forest thing as a good idea to train up skills before going commando. As you said the survival and gunfu can be trained innawoods so I'm cool with it.
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Nice, don't forget chrisma OP. Regarding mom, the most important is to know if she is safe and see if she needs to move out of State or of the country?
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So, it looks like we've accidentally started the Race war. How do we capitalise on this? Do the rounds as a Conservative/Far right speaker? Join up with established political groups? Or go full on SIEGE-pilled?
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>>2915660
>>2915667
>>2915707
>>2915753
>>2916242
The day begins, it’s a beautiful Wednesday, as much as you can tell from your barred windows. You chat it up with Benny. Talking with him began easier and the two of you start swapping back stories like old friends. Most of the swapping is done by Benny as he lived a life, while you are saddened by the waste of years spend behind the computer screen. Just gaming away for the next skin or for the next level, or just to show the noobs the taste of defeat. You never got to experience the childhood milestones of getting a girlfriend or losing your Virginity. But even tho it's years past, it's never too late to experience the world.

Breakfast came around and you ate that down with ease. Over the week you have felt the weight shed off with each day. Your belly that lifted up your shirt to show your belly had made its way down to fully cover your skin. Your pants too also felt the effect, having to put it on top of your belly so it doesn't slip, where it does when it's on your waist. It gives you hope and improve your confidence in yourself.

When it's leisure time outside you spend it by first calling your mommy, seeing how is she doing. Archie let you know the phone number of the inn your mother is staying at and room number, from your last call. He did warn you to keep quiet about for safety reasons you understand. You dial in the number of the place called “Dragon's Den”
When it does through you hear on the other line a Asian woman's voice.

Asian “Herro, sis is Dragon’s Den. Do you need a room today?
Manfred “No, thank you. Can you patch me through to room 34.”
There was reply on the other side as the line goes back to ringing. Where mommy answer.
Mom “Hello, who's this?”
Manfred “Mom it's me, what's been going on?”
Mom “The awful fire that burned our house down, and that riot that killed so many people.”
Manfred “Mom, I meant are you alright?:
Mom “Don’t worry about mother, she’s a tough one. Just stay safe. I’m just watching my shows on the tele and listening to the awul news around the world.”
Manfred “I happy you’re safe. Maybe once this is all over we’re going to have to move, what do you think?”
Mom “That sounds wonderful, I wanted wanted to travel, see the city of Venice, Vienna, Rome, Paris, all the wonderful cities of Europe.”
Manfred “Sounds good Mom, and the money from the gofundme. Are you and Archie making a account to get that right?”
Mom “Of course sweetie, they even send heartfelt messages like I hope this helps, thank you for saving my family, you are a true hero, you’re an hero, 5 bucks from pepe, or don’t tread on me, whatever that means. Just it’s going well.”
Manfred “Alright mom, good to know, I love you.”
Mom “Love you too.”
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Before the line cuts signaling the end of your time on the phone. You hang it up and go outside to clean your mind with some jogging, thinking about where to sleep once this is over, weights on you. You and your mom can’t just stay motel or hotel. She’s the type of person that likes to set down roots. But here isn’t safe as long as people are gunning for you, or the attack is still fresh on there minds. You start from walking and jogging around the track. Your joints didn't hurt as you speed through the exercise, really impressed on how much you can do even for being a total novice when it comes to working out. Must be the wonders of Youth your mother talking about.

You feel pumped up when lunch comes around, and eat all the food on your plate. Giving your sweet to Benny. The rest of the lunch is spent alone eating keeping your head down, until it’s time outside, but you’re not going outside. You’re going to do some reading about the details of Law, to find out the dos and don’t of the courtroom. You do well for yourself creaming all the knowledge in your mind. Even when it was time to go to your cell and eat you were reading. Lights went out so you went to sleep

You wake up the next morning refreshed, a bit hungry maybe you should eat some breakfast when it comes. You remember your meeting with your lawyer is at 8AM so you have time for one thing before meeting him.

What do?
6:30 AM Thursday what now?
>Exercise (What kind?)
>Fap
>Read/Review (What?)
>Talk (Who?)
>Something else
>Time Skip

Schedule
Leisure Time you are allow to call
Visiting 8am-2pm Saturdays, Sundays
8:30 PM to 6:30 AM Sleep
6:30 AM to 8:30 AM (Leisure Time) In the cell eat breakfast
08:30 AM –12:00 PM (Leisure Time) Morning Outdoor time
12:00–1:00 Lunch
1:00–5:00 Leisure Time Outdoor time
5:00-8:30 In the cell (Leisure Time) eat Dinner
8:30 PM to 6:30 AM Sleep

Willpower 3 18.25/20 +6.75
Charisma: 3 5/20 +1.5
Dexterity: 2 7.75/10 +.75
Endurance: 3 3.75/20 +1.5
Intelligence 3 6/20 +3
Casual 4/5 +1.5
Track 3.75/5 +.75
Marathon 2.5/5 +1.5
Law 1 1/10 +3
Ranked up +1 to all Law rolls

Went to shop, school now back
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>>2916559
Updated Stats
https://pastebin.com/f9jmp7zB
Manfred is now 2/10 Attractiveness
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>>2916559
Time for a new thread OP

>Exercise in our cell Calisthenics
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>>2916559
>Calisthenics
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>>2916559
>The dickheads at the prison didn’t give me a meeting with you until Thursday at 8 in the morning.
Lawyer should visit us now. If already know that the hearing goes well, we should also discuss how to reunite with mom without getting her in danger. Like getting to San Francisco Airport instead of Los Angeles.

>>2916559
>see the city of Venice, Vienna, Rome, Paris, all the wonderful cities of Europe.
Is mom serious? I thought staying in California was like a death sentence. I have looked on some tips to settle in West Virginia, apparently they are extending a Kentuky program to help new settlers pay for their home, especially qualified personnel (mom is medical aid or something).

So we have 5.5k from the go fund me and the money mom saved for the trip. On the 21th (in one week) we have the bills and the rent from this month to pay. I don't know if mom received her last salary and it would be quite indecent to ask bossman family to pay us ours. We should have enough to moveanywhere on the globe but not so sure about how to settle. How much do we have OP?

>>2916625
>>2916925
>Calisthenics
It helps to keep your guts inside, it's even better than cardio
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>>2916625
>>2916925
>>2916961
I fell asleep

Roll me 1d100 (Best out of 3)
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>>2916549
>>Calisthenics
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>2917402
Time for the real shit
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2917402
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>2917402
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>>2917402
If when we get out of this for good, can we strike a stealth smug pepe pose like Trump and answer to the journalist who asks
>how do you feel getting out of jail
feels good man
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>>2917473
This
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>>2917415
>>2917426
>>2917473
>>2917477
>69
With the start of a new day it means, a fresh day to lose more fat. You get on the ground and start pushing yourself up and down. Along with some sit-ups and other exercises that get your core burning. You stop as soon as breakfast comes, you sit down on your bed as does Benny in his and start eating and drinking down the liquids provided to you.

Right after breakfast, a guard comes around and open the cell, and leads you down to where your lawyer is at. Inside the room, which is more like a cell with walls made of iron bars you are put in with your attorney and the door locked behind you. You take a seat at the table and on the other sits Archie Walker. You look him up and down. He’s wearing a navy blue suit with stripes, a red tie that goes well with his red hair that he sports thick and wavy cut short. He looks at you with his light brown eyes and began to talk with you. Really looking at people when they talk, really allow you to notice more about them before you never knew.

Archie “I got good news and bad news Manfred. I’ll tell you the bad news first, since it came first.”
Archie always make you nervous when the bad news comes. Your palms are sweaty, knees weak.
Archie “Bad news is the preliminary hearing is getting toss out as the police stacked on a felony charge. The person that did that was Detective Doug
You world is shaken to its core. You just been raped by the system. You feel lightheaded, like you’re going to vomit.
Archie “Stick with me, pal. This is a good thing, the grand jury is considering the case. And these people are the down to earth, salt of the earth people that will favor your innocent.”
Manfred “Does that mean, I can be a freeman?”
Archie “If the cards play out, you’ll be out of here come Friday night, hailed as a hero. But you won't be able to make a appearance all dressed up for the judge. You’re going to sit this one out.”

The talk with Archie continued with him telling you everything will be alright. To not worry, he tells you that NRA did plan on using you as a spokesman, but with the controversial surrounding you and the case stinking with political bombs. The meeting is over, with that you are free to spend your time outside for the morning.

What do?
9:00 AM Thursday what now?
>Exercise (What kind?)
>Fap
>Read/Review (What?)
>Talk (Who?)
>Something else
>Time Skip

Schedule
Leisure Time you are allow to call
08:30 AM –12:00 PM (Leisure Time) Morning Outdoor time
12:00–1:00 Lunch
1:00–5:00 Leisure Time Outdoor time
5:00-8:30 In the cell (Leisure Time) eat Dinner
8:30 PM to 6:30 AM Sleep

>Strength: 2 4.50/10 +1
>Calisthenics 1 2/10 +1
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>>2917480
>Chill with Benny
gotta get those normie skills up.
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if we went along with the Jew's contract what would have happended? As a spokesperson?
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>>2917480
08:30 AM –12:00 PM
>Dexercice

12:00–1:00 Lunch
>Casal converstaions with whomever close

1:00–5:00 Leisure Time Outdoor time
>Balance
>Track

5:00-8:30 In the cell
>Read books about selfconfidence and human interaction
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>>2917498
But we have a meeting with the lawyer today and it's the last day before the hearing...
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>>2917498
>>2917480
Add some Benny-time in between the Balance and Track

>>2917505
i thought the last update canceled that?!
but im tired as fuck with a crazy twoyearold climbing all over me
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>>2917498
This
>>2917508
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>>2917508
>the last update canceled that
ah ok then the only advice our lawyer gave was to "keep low profile" but nothing related to the hearing

It means we will plan our hearing strategy live and I'm ok with that if Archie's defense goes along with wathever we say.
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>>2917505
The meeting appeared my dude

>>2917497
I'll answer. Once were If we get freed

>>2917494
>>2917497
>>2917498
>>2917505
>>2917514
>Dexercice
>Casal converstaions with Benny
>Balance
>Track
>Read books about selfconfidence and human interaction


Roll me 3d100 (Average of 3)
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Rolled 73, 92, 72 = 237 (3d100)

>>2917517
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>>2917521
yay me
dont roll bad guys
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Rolled 91, 54, 39 = 184 (3d100)

>>2917517
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Rolled 59, 6, 22 = 87 (3d100)

>>2917517
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Rolled 95, 33, 70 = 198 (3d100)

>>2917517
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>>2917531
Fuckin shite
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>>2917531
you are the redheaded, transgendered scottish stepchild of this thread
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>>2917521
>>2917522
>>2917524
>>2917531
>>2917533
20 minutes doing the stat changes. Now writing
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https://pastebin.com/f9jmp7zB
Guys, I just want to note that we are 4/5 on diplomacy. Maybe we should aim to increase rhis stat to have a bonus roll dueing the hearing
>>2917546
Also, Op, don't forget our knowledge about West Carolina. And I like your achievments
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>>2917524
>>2917531
>>2917533
You’re not going to show up to court to show off your summer body. But you should at least work out, for your own sake. Losing the massive weight you have, would allow you to show off the chin you have under the fat rolls, and help look like a different person, if once outside someone want to pop you for killing there homie. You take to the track and start working out trying to be as fast as possible. Faster than Sanic. The blacks that normally insult you, got bored of doing so and just work out. You find it surprising that even almost a full week in prison and no riots happened, or any raping in the showers while you were in there. Maybe you just got lucky, or maybe someone is looking out for you, whatever the reason you are glad you’re going to get out of prison with your anal virginity with you.

The bells rings, meaning it’s time for some lunch, you head inside grab your tray of food and sit down. Even chat it up with Benny who takes the time to sit with you since he knows you’re going to be going away soon. You and him talk about everything is going well in the case, and tomorrow may be the last day for you in here. You two talk quietly for the others not to hear, as they can attack you if they knew their window of time was closing. Lunch came and went meaning it’s once again time to head outdoors.

You change it up and practice balancing, getting quite good at it. To go along with that you go running again, all in a effort to increase your speed. Because with speed you can shoot faster, move faster, and it’s great to lose weight and quickly. You’re going to have to weigh yourself once jail is over, as you lost at least 15 pounds over the week if not more. Before the bell ring for cell time, you go to the library get two books to read such as how to handle oneself in social interactions and how to improve your self confidence. You return to your cell and start reading on how you are unique, that if you know what you’re going to say before you say it. It shows confidence in one's self. Reading continued until it’s night out and you drift to sleep hoping, praying that Archie Walker is as good lawyer and a good man like you think he is.

You wake up and rub the sleep out of your eyes. It’s Friday meaning shower day, the one that happens every other day. Monday was no trouble, Wednesday as well. Maybe this day will be different? Either way you would like to get out of prison before another day of seeing naked man.

What do?
6:30 AM Friday what now?
>Exercise (What kind?)
>Fap
>Read/Review (What?)
>Talk (Who?)
>Something else
>Time Skip

Schedule
Leisure Time you are allow to call
Visiting 8am-2pm Saturdays, Sundays
8:30 PM to 6:30 AM Sleep
6:30 AM to 8:30 AM (Leisure Time) In the cell eat breakfast
08:30 AM –12:00 PM (Leisure Time) Morning Outdoor time
12:00–1:00 Lunch
1:00–5:00 Leisure Time Outdoor time
5:00-8:30 In the cell (Leisure Time) eat Dinner
8:30 PM to 6:30 AM Sleep
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>>2917566
Neet Stats Updated
Willpower 4 4.75/40 +1 From last post +5.5 From now
Ranked up Will rolls get -5. Highest Ability currently
Dexterity: 3 .25/10 +2.5
Ranked up Dex rolls get -10
Charisma: 3 6.5/20 +1.5
Endurance: 3 5/20 +1.25
Wisdom: 3 1.75/20 +.25

Track 1.25/5 +2.5
Ranked up +1 to Track rolls
Casual 4.5/5 +.5
Balancing 1 9.75/10 +1.25
Social 1.25/5 +1.25
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>>2917566
>Read/Review (What?)
Continue reading our confidence/social interaction books and work out once we go outside
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>>2917574
This and a book on diplo.
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>>2917574
Forgot to add, we should also ask Benny if he was serious about us being able to live in his Kabine, because we are considering it. It is totally understandable though, if he doesn't want some fat fuck, he just met a weak ago, unsupervised in his property. In case he is fine with it get all the info on how to get there and what exactly is there out of him.
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>>2917577
+1 for diplomacy

I want that bonus ASAP
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>>2917566
>Schedule


>6:30 AM to 8:30 AM (Leisure Time) In the cell eat breakfast
balance exercice
talk to cellmate

>08:30 AM –12:00 PM (Leisure Time) Morning Outdoor time
strength
socialice

>12:00–1:00 Lunch

>1:00–5:00 Leisure Time Outdoor time
endurance
socialize

>5:00-8:30 In the cell (Leisure Time) eat Dinner
read about nutrition
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>>2917566
06:30 AM –8:30 AM
>Chat it up with Benny
8:30 - 12 PM
>Dexercise
12:00–1:00 Lunch
>Casal converstaions with Benny
1:00–5:00 Leisure Time Outdoor time
>Read books on confidence, social interaction and diplo
5:00-8:30 In the cell
>One balance
>Read books about self confidence, human interaction and diplo if enough time
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>>2917597
second
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>>2917574
>>2917590
>>2917592
>>2917597
>>2917601
This Schedule >>2917597
With this added in >Forgot to add, we should also ask Benny if he was serious about us being able to live in his Kabine, because we are considering it. It is totally understandable though, if he doesn't want some fat fuck, he just met a weak ago, unsupervised in his property. In case he is fine with it get all the info on how to get there and what exactly is there out of him.

Alright so

Roll me 3d100 (Average of first 3)
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Rolled 5, 41, 59 = 105 (3d100)

>>2917604
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Rolled 52, 100, 8 = 160 (3d100)

>>2917604
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Rolled 67, 4, 16 = 87 (3d100)

>>2917606
Nice Nat


>>2917604
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Rolled 71, 88, 6 = 165 (3d100)

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>>2917608
>>2917606
>>2917605
Other than that 100 this roll session was a big oof.
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>>2917606
>100
Nice
I don't know about you guys, but I'm hungry
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>>2917612
i am also that
you should dew it
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>>2917616
Do the dew. I'm fucking hungry and I have nothing to eat because money ain't coming until afternoon. Shaved the month too close.
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>>2917639
What did you do? Buy a evangelion blueray box set?
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>>2917641
I actually did nothing retarded, I dunno why this month particularly went like that. Maybe I dragged some baggage from a couple months ago (mechanics fixing car) but it's weird man. Couldn't tell you, would've to rummage around bills to find out where it went.
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>>2917642
happened to me constantly, before I started doing a monthly budget in an exel doc. Try it man, helps a lot.
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>>2917616
>>2917639
>>2917641
I wish, but I didn't eat for 3 fucking days. And will not for some much more. It gets easier after the first two days.
I'm cutting weight, but not dying since I get extra like our boi Manfred.
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>>2917644
>I wish, but I didn't eat for 3 fucking days
Jesus christ.
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>>2917643
I usually keep a tight ship so I dunno I must've spent extra on fucking bepis or something dumb like that, couldn't have been something big though.
>>2917644
>Tfw munching lettuce

At least it ain't bread and ketchup.
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>>2917605
>>2917606
>>2917608
>>2917609
>>2917610
>>2917616
You wake up and chat it up with Benny, keeping your pasta in your pockets where it belongs. You even start talking with him if his offer was legit.

Manfred “So, Benny was that offer you said about living in your cabin true?”
Benny “That it is, but why do you want to live in a shit cabin, that wasn’t been maintained for 3 years for?”
Manfred “I don’t know, just that once I get out. I don’t have anything waiting for me. No house, no job after the place was burned down. And no family other than my unemployed mother.”
Benny “Tough shit, the only way I can help you out is through my military buddies. But they not willing to deal with just anyone, you’ll have to cut all that lard out of you, and learn how to handle yourself in a combat zone.”
Manfred “What are they in?”
Benny “The basics, got some in the army ranked maybe at Master sergeant or higher, some started a building company, and the fucking captain started his own “private security” company. A place where retired vets can use their skills once again around the world. Goes by the name Collapsed Valor”
Benny “That’s all the help, I can give. As for the cabin, you can have it. Maybe fix up the place a bit, once I go back to it in 7 years. Since my girl isn’t the one to go in the woods.”
Manfred “Thanks Benny.”
Benny “No problem.”

With talking with Benny done, you eat your morning meal, and go outside for some track. It doesn’t go well, with the food in your stomach, you sit it out to let your stomach calm down, and a quick trip to the bathroom doesn’t hurt. You take a good enough of time cleaning yourself up, and just sit down almost laying down on the bench. Two hours had past since your little problem and you get on the track doing light work nothing to write home to your mother but enough to get the blood pumping. With the bell ringing you head to get some food, hoping this time it agrees with you.

You chat it up with Benny, where he finds out you’re a virgin and had a good laugh about it. Telling you where to lose your v-card, but at the end telling you maybe lose it to the girl of your dreams.
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>>2917649
You chat it up with Benny, where he finds out you’re a virgin and had a good laugh about it. Telling you where to lose your v-card, but at the end telling you maybe lose it to the girl of your dreams.

Lunch came and went, and it was time to go outside once again. This time going to the library to read up on some books. On self confidence, social interaction and diplomacy. The self confidence book was no help at all, restating the same things you learn. You thrown that out and go to how to behave in social interactions once out of prison. Like don’t get so mad you beat someone up, you’re go to prison again, or how to work well with your patrol officer.

But the thing that sticks with you, is how to talk with people. How it should be a give and take relationship, not one person giving all the time or one person taking all the time. This reminds you of you and your mother. All those years of asking for tendies, being the only form of speaking you did with your mother days or weeks at a time. You learnt that trust, must be kept safe. Hard to earn, easy to break. That if you make a promise try to go through with it or your word will have no meaning.

The bell ring once more. Today telling it’s time for showering. You step in the room naked, seeing that you indeed lose some weight your whole belly blocking your whole view to the ground had been made smaller. The time spent showering goes by quick and before you know it you’re back in your cell with Benny

You take that time to read once more, after a quick workout on balancing where you see major improvements. The rest of the time is spent reading, but you didn’t get to far into the rest of the book, when you were called, your cell open with a guard asking for you. You say goodbye and good luck to Benny as they drag you away. To much of your surprise back to the processing area where your old clothes were given to you. The once you got during your stay at the county jail, fitting this time when the last time your belly was open to the world to see.

You are called a FREE MAN and kicked out of jail. Where your lawyer and mother are waiting for you as you go through the door.

Cont...
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>>2917649
>Collapsed Valor
Filing that in the "I wanna be a soldiuh mom" folder.
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>>2917652
Before even walking a few steps, you mother comes running to you and hug you with all she can. And crying tears of joy.
Mom “Manfred my baby. Are you alright?”
Manfred “Yeah, I’m fine.”
Was all you can say as you are shocked that you’re out breathing in the dry night air. Your lawyer steps up to you, with a lit smoke in his hand.
Archie “well kid. You’re free now. It was a pleasure to have you as a client. But the NRA is calling for my services again. I wish the best of luck.”
He said and starts to turn away from you before you speak and he turns back round.
Manfred “What about Gold & Goldstein? They wanted my neck on the chopping board.”
Archie Lavan Gold was a hard nut to crack. He even tried adding charges of hate crime and anti-semitic against you. But the Grand Jury stuck with the case, watched the video, listen to witness testimonies and decided to not indict you.”
He takes a puff of his smoke.
Archie “Seeing that they lost the case, they went back to what they planned to do with the Downery’s Bargain Market Massacre. Shifting the blame on the hispanics, working with ICE, and getting the major out of power for his bia actions against you.”
Manfred “But why?”
Archie “To take the empty properties, and build up business. But the real reason is to avenge Solomon Silverstein their cousin, killed in a mugging gone wrong in Downey. Gold & Goldstein used to be called Gold, Goldstein and Silverstein.”
He drops the smoke and put it out with his foot.
Archie “I best be going, but that’s a taxi, I got for you. Nice representing you, but I got places to be. Godspeed.”

He takes his leave, and with that he gets into his car and rides off, with one last wave and a wink. You get in the taxi with your mommy and the cab driver who is Arab ask you where to?
Mom “Honey, where should we go?

Where do you go?
>Write in
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>>2917654
Neet Stats Update
https://pastebin.com/f9jmp7zB
Charisma: 3 6.5/20 +3
Dexterity: 3 .25/10 .25
Wisdom: 3 1.75/20 +.5
Endurance: 3 5/20 +.25

Casual 1 .25/5 +.75
Ranked up +1 roll to Casual
Track 1.25/10 +.25
Social 1.5/5 +.25
Diplomacy 1 1.5/10 +2.5
Ranked up +1 roll to Diplomacy
Balancing 2 0/20 +.25
Ranked up +2 roll to Balancing
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>>2917655
>Willpower 4 8.75/20 +4
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