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Neet Quest #2
You are a 27 year old neet. Never had a job, out of shape, no social skills, virgin, no friends.

But that all is changing with each day. You learned how to make meals for yourself, started working out, landed yourself a min wage job in the ghetto. Currently you are working in the gas station, where you get to meet some colorful people. Will our Neet make it big or will it be all for alone? Let’s find out.
You even ordered a gun, that should arrive soon, but for now you’re unarmed at your workplace.

Past Threads
>>2852202
Neet Stats
https://pastebin.com/f9jmp7zB
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>>2869410
Stepping out of the restroom, Erich had something witty to say “Looking good.” Said Erich sarcastically. “That’s coming out of your paid, now get over here, I’m going to show you how to do the job.” Trying to keep your nerves calm, you stay quiet and walk over to him.

“Alright, the job is simple, scan the items, tell them the total. Get the money and put it in order in the register. If they steal something, call the cops, I got cameras here so it’s make it easier for them to get another beaner off the streets. If they rob you, well that’s up to you. But if I find out you or your punk friends steal from my shop, I’ll kill you and your family. Do I make myself clear?” He ask with a hand on your shoulder.

“Y-yes sir.”

“Good, see you in the morning.” He said and takes off into the night, whistling a tune as he goes.

You didn’t expect getting this far, standing up after 10 minutes without a customer is making your knees hurt. So you get a chair from the office and seat down behind the counter, waiting for the wage slavery to be over.

Life was easy in the station, just sitting here waiting and eating boiled eggs to stop you from going after all the sweets and junk that litter this place. They tasted well, since you remember to season them with salt.

While eating, you hear the sound of a car pulling up, it make your hairs stand on end. As you watch with intensely, as the person gets out of the car.

[Pls don’t come in here, I just can’t right now.]

Just when you think there going to step your way, it was proven wrong as they just filled up the car’s tank and drove off. Once gone you breathe in, not noticing you held your breath. With the heart rate lowered, you resumed the eating of the eggs.

With the time passing, came the customers. Ranging from male to female, white to nonwhite. Either just stopping and filling up the car tank and driving off, or filling up and heading inside the station for some stacks and treats.
The first customer you had served was a woman, tanned from the sun. Could be coming back a relaxing day in the sun. This caught you off guard, as you were too busy looking at your phone, to see a person coming inside, where donzen had just droved off into the night.

With the female that’s not your mom, in the same room as you. Started to work up your nerve, making you stand from the seat and waiting while beads of sweat rolled down your forehead. As you tap your foot, waiting for this woman to leave the store.

She took her sweet time, before coming to the counter with two items, Cheese Nips and Cheddar Jalapeno Cheetos, avoiding eye contact you quickly scan the items read her the total, and collect the money, making sure it’s correct.

“Thank you.” She said
“You too.” You mutter back.
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>>2869413
One down, a untold more to go.
After the first it should get easier, you tried to calm yourself after that outburst of autism, replaying the event in your mind, over and over again. Thinking, knowing you could have done something different, what could she be doing now. Gossiping to her friends about you, making Chad laugh at you while blowing him. The train inside your mind stopped once another customer made his way into the shop.

This time a man, chewing gum quickly enter and grabs three items with him. Before bringing it to the counter, Peanut Butter Cheese Crackers, Hubba Bubba Tape and a Blue Berry Slushie. Were scanned and paid for he even made small talk while you scanned and counted.

“Must suck working this late.”

“Yeah.” You answered back.

With the cash handed back, he was gone along with his small talk.

The next customer was one to take note of, he rode in with his Porsche blasting the latest tunes. Blonde hair, striking blue eyes, tall even reaching your height. His clothes are tight showing a lot more than needed. When walking in he makes eye contact with you, giving you a smile as you look away from his glaze.

He came quick and slammed down the items on the item. Frozen Yogurt, Oreos, and lots of Beef Jerky.
While paying with a 100 dollar bill, he inhaled deeply

“Ouch! Is that boiled eggs, I smell?” He asked loudly more like a statement than a question.

“Yes.” You answer quietly.

“MY MAN! Just believe in yourself and you’ll make it.” He said as he took the charge from your hands and gather up the items.

Even tho he’s a total stranger. Just that a person like that, a Chad would go out of his way to tell you’re going to make it, give you some hope in yourself. Having a job seems like like a chore and more like a another rung on the ladder in the path to change yourself,

Business goes as normal, until a shady looking character shows up. Looking around he quickly makes his way to you. He pulls out a knife.
“Give me all the money. Whitey.”

What do?
>Do what he says
>Fight back (How?)
>Talk him down
>Other?
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>>2869418
>Do what he says
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>>2869418
>Do what he says
This is the advise that everyone tells cashiers, or so I've heard. Once he leaves call the cops, and have them go through the camera tapes to find this asshole. Take a mental description of him.

Are you going to archive the previous thread, NeetQM?
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>>2869452
>Are you going to archive the previous thread, NeetQM?
Yes
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Sorry guys, gotta get some sleep, last post of the night!
I'll be returning tomorrow Saturday at 11:00 am PST
I'll leave voting open
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>>2869418
>Do what he says
But say "Y-y-you know there i-i-is ca-a-ameras in here, r-r-right?" maybe he reconsiders and leaves. We should also say thank you when he is done, because it's nice you know?
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>>2869418
>Talk him down
>You know we have cameras right?
point to them
>If you leave now I wont tell anyone about this, nobody will look at the tapes
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>>2869418
>>Talk him down
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>>2869418
>Do what he says
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>>2869514
+1
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>>2869514
This
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>>2869418
>>2869514
+1 This one
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>>2869418
>>2869514
Supporting
>Then after he leaves call the cops and show them the tapes
Be devilish.
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>>2869641
Nah, let's not do that. That would just lead to a bunch of interviews from the police, we would have to testify and someone would totally stab us when he gets out of prison. This triggers even my social anxiety. We'll have a gun tomorrow, if he pulls that again we blow him out like a candle.
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While I'm at it, I wanted to point out that you can do workout while standing. It's Qi Qong and act just like calisthenic, strenghten the core and everything. Or he could just to the chair pose.

Glad to see this thread continue.

>>2869514
This
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>>2869514
Sorry boys, I'm going to be late this afternoon.
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2870132
Let's get to rolling
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>>2869514
This will be a Hard check check
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>>2870218
>99
What a waste.
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>>2870278
Not a waste, until QM say
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>>2870290
also rolling
saying it counts if its high, and if low i just did it for the lulz
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>>2870290
True, hope he considers it.
>>2870132
Might as well roll.
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>>2870132
I'll roll as well
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Rollan
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Rollerino
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>it's been 7 hours
fuck
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>>2872285
>10 hours still no sign
But I know(hope) he will return
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>14 hours
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That was unexpected. I thought I'll be only a hour or two late. But it turned into the whole day.

And when I got back home, my internet shit out on me Going to have that fix soonish. Just giving you all a update, in why I was missing.
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>why I was missing
suuure...
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We made our protagonist into a good responsible person, we gave him a job, we made mommy proud. Even if the quest were to end now I am proud of you all.

Thank you again NeetQM, I wish there were more sandbox quest with relatable protagonists
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>>2875313
Maybe it all ended on that Gas Station job, I do share the feeling, though, seeing self-improvement (even if fictional) is something that cheers me up.
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> tfw NEETQM failed his willpower check

The last thing I want to do is hijack another anon's thread, but if he doesn't reply by this time tomorrow, I'll take up the torch.
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>>2875996
>another anon's
So, how often do you do that QMhijackernon?
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>>2875996
I like to think he's the type that don't just drop from the face of the Earth.
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Internet is now fixed. But I'm going to have a busy day Monday. So I can't tell when I'm going to be free.

I rather like this quest, and will keep running it. I'll keep you guys posted.
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>>2876756
Hyped.
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meh
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>>2876756
Everyone board the hype train
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Bumping the thread while we wait
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>>2876814
why bother?, it takes days to fall off this board
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>>2876852

Fuck the shut up juggalo
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>>2876853
Why? I'm helping to save this thread, just like these other good anons
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>another day gone by without NEET qm on sight
I'll just go back to /sig/...
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NEET qm plis come back
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>>2877754
>>2877751
I did say, I was rather busy this Monday. But expect a update before this day is over
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>>2877762
Bless your kind soul.
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>>2870218
>>2870436
>>2870506
>99
>36
>46
>Talk him down
>You know we have cameras right?
point to them
>If you leave now I won't tell anyone about this, nobody will look at the tapes

Hard Skill Check
Write in reduced difficulty to Average
>60 Average

In a instant, you put your hands up as your mind races as this Chicano points a knife at you. In a moment of clarity, you decide it’s time to man up and let your balls drop for the first time.
[Robber] “What the fuck you looking at cracker! Don’t look at me puta!”
[Neet] “"Y-y-you know there i-i-is ca-a-ameras in here, r-r-right?” You said and point them out for him around the store.
[Robber] “Are you loco in the coco, gringo.”
[Neet] “If if if if if if you just go, I don’t tell anyone. I s-s-swear on my m-m-mother.”
[Robber] “Hijo de puta, Snitches get stitches.” He said then runs off into the darkness.

What now?
>Keep working like nothing happened?
>Call the Cops
>Call the Owner
>Go home
>Other/Write in
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>>2878295
>Keep working like nothing happened
That beaner might know the jumping beans that live near us. They already messed with our car we don’t want to risk anything happening to us.
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>>2878295
>Call the owner
Should let him know what happened. Or he'll find out after reviewing the tapes.
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>>2878340
This. Don't wanna lose our job.
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>>2878295
>Call the Owner
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>>2878295
>Keep working like nothing happened
We can tell our boss later.
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>>2878336
>>2878462
>>2878458
>>2878340
>>2878474
>Call the owner

You decided the best course is to talk to the owner. Behind the desk was a sticky note with his phone number. You dail that in and wait as the phone rung.

[Owner/Erich] “What the fuck do you mess up?” He said tried.
[Neet] “T-t-the station was almost robbed.” You answered.
[Owner] “How did it almost get robbed? You better have busted a lead salad into him.”
[Neet] “I-I-I talk him out of it.”
From over the line, he can hear him sighed.
[Owner] “Alright, I’ll be there in 15.”
[Neet] “R-r-right-”

The line goes dead.

Well there was nothing else to do, other than wait until he got here. You resume back to working, waiting for the next customer to come through the doors. The transaction was nothing special, what was is the owner coming in with a shotgun slinged over his shoulder.

[Owner] “Where he at boy?”
[Neet] “H-he’s gone.”
[Owner] He drew in a long breath. “Keep working, I got to check the cameras.” He rolled his shoulders, and walked back to his office.

With the boss man here, you felt safer knowing if the robber returns, you’ll be protected from being stabbed. You noticed that you were tensed eversince the robber came and only just now you’re relaxing your sore muscles.

Time passed, and Erich came out from the back. He drummed his fingers on the table.
[Owner]”Alright son, you can take the rest of the day off.”
[Neet] “A-Am I being fired?” Your breath quickened, at the thought of losing your first job in the first day.
[Owner] He exhaled “Not today. Get some rest for tomorrow.”

You do as he says, taking your empty container with you. And heading off walking back home, at night.
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>>2878495
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>>2878495
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>>2878495
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>>2878513
>>2878525
>>2878539
>Average of 23
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>>2878513
>>2878525
>>2878539
>Average of 23

Walking back home, it seems like everything would be normal like you on your way to the gas station. But you were wrong, you came on a group of rough looking dudes, that start following you from a distance. They're going a bit faster than you, and are going to catch up at the current pace.

What do?
>RUN (Hard)
>HIDE (Hard)
>Talk with the nice gentlemen (Hard)
>A mix of the above options
>Accept your fate
>Other/write in
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>>2878563

> Throw our wallet as far away as possible and sprint into the nearest occupied building. If they don't take the bait and chase us down, sperg out and go for the throat
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>>2878563
>hide
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>>2878606
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>>2878606
No need to roll, until after the vote is done.
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>>2878611
Oh okay good.
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>>2878579
This
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>>2878563
>Talk with the nice gentlemen (Hard)
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>>2878631
>>2878606
>>2878634
> Throw our wallet as far away as possible and sprint into the nearest occupied building. If they don't take the bait and chase us down, sperg out and go for the throat

You decided, your wallet is not worth getting a beat down from wanna be gang bangers. It's worn out, and the only thing remotely important is your Driver's license that list off where you live, and just used up gift cards you been saving and using to give your wallet some weight.

Roll 1d100
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>>2878666

SATAN BEGONE!
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>>2878666
>Satan trips
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>>2878666
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>>2878666
Nat 1 incoming.
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>>2878666
>the only thing remotely important is your Driver's license that list off where you live
>that list off where you live
>beaners are gonna find out where we live
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>>2878675
>>2878676
>>2878685
>66 Average
>>2878686
>97

You get your wallet out of your pocket, but before you throw it you remember you have your ID in there. You quickly take it out, taking in a sharp breath you and throw the wallet to the other side of the road, before running off full sprint away from them to nearest occupied building.

Jerking your head to the direction of the bangers, they drifted to the wallet. All according to keikaku you thought, as your fat ass ran down the street as far away from them. Your chest rose and fell with rapid breaths, not stopping for them to catch up. You cross the streets, breaking the line of sight they had on you.
You are breathing hard, taking in rapid breaths, that slowly turn to long breaths. You let out a chuckle, in the knowledge your home address is save from 4 more wanna be burglars. Just thinking about there faces once they find out all the gift cards don't have any cash in them lift your spirit up, as you walk home.

Walking back home, you see the sunrise. The first time in forever, as you don’t get natural light into your room. You sigh as you enter through the door, once home you get hit with a wave of tiredness. Like a wall of bricks, you rubbed your eyes and strip off the uniform down to the T-shirt and boxers and settle on your bed. Forth-going the schedule just for today, as sleep overtakes you.

>Business ⅘ +1
+1 From working
>Endurance: 2 5/10 +2
+3 Walk to and Run from Gas Station
>Diplomacy ⅕ +1
+1 From talking down mugger

Intelligence 2/5 +2
+2 Quick thinking on the wallet, and mugger

Day 8/5/18 Sunday
Work starts at 10 PM
Current Schedule
>Cooking Schedule 5 PM, 9 PM and 8 AM
>Balancing Schedule 4 PM
>Sleep Schedule 8.30 AM to 4 PM

Waking up you see that you slept 10 hours. A bit more than you wanted to sleep, but just in time for your balancing exercise. You start the day with some physical activity by the end of it, you feel great all juice up and ready to go. You go into the kitchen and start whipping yourself up some tasty food. Before long, after wiping the sweat off your brow, you have a meal for you and your mother. While cooking she let you know a packet arrived, you should go check that out afterwards. As for the meal she thanks you for it, and you can see she was tears in her eyes before she hurry along to her room for some light reading.

>Balancing 1 3/10 +1
>Endurance: 2 6/10 +1
>Cooking 1 3/10 +1

It’s currently 6PM
What do?
>EAT MORE
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

What about that packet?
>Open it
>Don’t open
>Other/Write in
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>>2878735
>Open the package
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>>2878735
Open. It's probably not a bomb.
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>>2878735
>Open it
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>>2878767
>>2878764
You get a kitchen knife and start cutting the brown box taped edges. Inside past the packaging peanuts is a gun that you ordered. The LeMat chambered in .44/.65 along with the other accessories to go along with it. Such as the percussion caps as well as the ball and shell to fit for the gun. A powder flask that holds 8 ounces and gives 20 grains of powder from it’s spout, just right for the LeMat load. As well as a powder measure that can be changed from 30 to 150 grains, and 1 pound of gunpowder.

You gather all the items up and head into your room. Your gun currently sits empty on your desk. With the accessories all in a box that came in it, next to the gun.
https://pastebin.com/vU5cQbpN

Time is 6:30 PM
What do?
>EAT MORE
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Gun (Do what?)
>Something else
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>>2878836
Prepare the gun. If we don't know how, look up youtube videos.
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>>2878844
This
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>>2878859

Best of three! 1d100

Also, writing
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>>2878915
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>>2878915
do we have work today?
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>2878915
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>>2878933
Yes, but not until 10 PM.
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roll faggots, or will do it
ain't nobody got time for dis shiet
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>>2878951
It is giving me time to write
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>2878951
I'll do it
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>>2878926
>>2878933
>>2878967
>85 Success

Current time 7PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgymEGCW0ho
You look up videos on Youtube, on how just to load this gun. After some clicking you found someone who looks like he knows what he's going. You take your time and load up the gun, being careful seating the caps. By the end of it you have a loaded handgun with 10 rounds with 1 being shot. All without shooting off a load inside the room.

>LeMat Revolver fully loaded
>An Hero option uncovered
>Muzzle Loading ⅕ +1
>Learned how to load ball and cap Revolver

With the gun loaded up, you put the accessories back in the box. But what to do with the gun?

>Gun
>Wear it at home?
>Wear it only when going outside?
>Lock it away forever?
>An Hero Locked, not depressed enough
>Other

The issue with the gun taken care of, you realized it’s been almost four days without fapping, Maybe it’s time to let your blue balls get some release, or start a no fap challenge.

What do?
>EAT MORE
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Watch Anime
>Fap
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else
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>>2878980
>>Learn something
expand on our mindfuck skill, it is good to have more than one way out of a situation

find youtube instructions on how to manipulate people
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>>2878980
>what to do with the gun?
-Wear it when going outside
-on nightstand when sleeping

>start a no fap challenge.
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>>2878980
>Wear it only when going outside?
But have it close by at all times.
>Learn something?
watch some videos on correct firing stance and gun handling. Then we can fap
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>>2879013
ill switch to this cause i dont like waiting
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>>2879027
>>2878982
Both can be added together since both don't take too long.

Roll 1d100 3 times.

Also, I'm going to sleep but resuming the session when I wake.
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>>2879032
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>>2879032
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You could ask questions, about anything. And I'll try to answer as best I can, either in the next half hour or when I'm up.
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>>2879041
I'm unsure on how that gun operates, does it fire a number of revolver shots and has one big shotgun blast?
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>>2879051
>Does it fire a number of revolver shots and a big shotgun blast.
Yes

The thing with LeMat it can do both.
To answer your question. It holds 9 rounds of ball. A soild ball of lead sized at .44 from my research it's as powerful or slightly more than .38 special round.

Loading process for this is powder, patch, ball. In that order.

Under the barrel is a additional barrel this time, for a shotgun round. Which means it holds shot, ie small balls of lead like the size of bbs or bigger. As strong as a 20 gauge shotshell.

Loading process for this is powder, patch, shot, and another patch or rough wool to keep the balls from rolling out.

This is the standard load currently in your gun.

But nothing is stopping you from extra charging your gun for that extra strength. Or from putting a .65 size solid ball in place of a shot shell in the underbarrel. But extra charging means more recoil and harder to hit follow up shots. But if it's point blank that's not a problem. But be warn too much powder can cause the revolver to blow up in your hand.
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>>2879068
Thank you that was very helpful
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>>2879032
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We should stealth out way back to work now until we et fit enough thag the spics won't recognize us.

Also, according to a Chinese study on abstinence (strange they were the only one to make it), you testosteron skyrocket between the 7th and the 12th day, after that is kibd of stagnate. I suggest a one week nofap to start.

>>2879041
How is Elon Musk mars colony project doing in this world ?
Can our body fat save us from a stabbing if we play dead ?
Where is dad ?
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>>2879088
>How is Elon Musk mars colony project doing in this world ?
now i suddenly want our NEET to become an astronaut
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>>2879101
We would make mommy the proudest
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>>2879032
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>>2879229
>Become astronaut
>Qm rolls a dice to see how our spacecraft goes
>1
>A fucking window opens or smt
>We have to roll or die
>1
>Mom is left all by herself while our cold dead body floats eternally on space
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>>2879037
>2
>watch a tutorial on hypnosis
>get hypnotized and miss an entire day
Or
>watch tutorial on guns
>black powder burn
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>>2878980

If we keep this up, in six months we'll be a changed man.
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Are we planning to shoot some gangbanger in the face or are we just gonna use the gun as a
deterrent?
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>>2879490
whatever happens, happens anon
no need for planning ahead, all plans go out the window as soon as anons vote
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>>2879499
But we can hype them enough on a route to make a consistend choice.

I too wished the NEET to stand by his promise to not talk anybody about the robbery
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>>2879513
Honestly, It was the spic or our job, and I think we made the right choice. Bossman would have found out sooner or later.
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I hope OP will be back soon
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>How is Elon Musk mars colony project doing in this world ?
This world was more space funding, as it's going quicker

>Can our body fat save us from a stabbing if we play dead ?
Depends where you get stab, since most of your fat is located in the belly.

>Where is dad ?
In Hollywood, working on movies, dating a girl the same age as you or younger.
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>>2879807

What does dad think of us, do we know where to find him once we get /fit/, and how old are we?
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>>2879807
Does dad's gf have a mother that will share preprepared chicken products with us?
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>>2879037
>>2879251
Crits are a thing, 1 and 100 are crits, but also hitting 50 has a special effect as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1ZRdsHC0dE
Having a gun is all good, but what’s the use of that if you’re a brainlet for the rest of your life. You need to expand your skill set, expand your knowledge of controlling people through force of Will. No more will you be the worm of people's boot, you'll start the journey of being the puppet master pulling the strings of the people around you. The process of manipulate is so simple, you start to see how the people of the world are using these tactics in everyday life. The one that strikes you the most is Concession, you always see it used in /pol/ memes, you never thought there was some truth in them

After a good session of learning, you should learn how to properly handle a firearm. Using the power of the internet you learn some basics of firearm safety including the 4 rules. With the additional rules of handling a revolver of keeping your hands away from the cylinder and finding out the difference of a single action & double action revolver. (You have a single action, you have to cock the hammer back with each shot)

Checking the time, it's 5 to 9. So you lift yourself up from the seat and began the process of cooking up a meal for work and something at home.
On the fridge you see a sticky note from Mom. “Good luck at work sweetie. I'm proud of you, go show your boss how a hard worker you are.” This puts a smile on your face. After cooking a meal and packing yourself a meal for work you set off to the gas station with a the gun inside your jacket. The hammer resting in between two caps for safety.

What do?
>Walk to work?
>Drive to work?
>Don't go to work
>Other?
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>>2879833
>>2879837
>What does dad think of us, do we know where to find him once we get /fit/, and how old are we?
He disowned you, when you were 21. So he just knows you are a Neet, we have a idea where to find him, the city but you'll going to have to look since mother lost contact with him. We are 27.

>Does dad's gf have a mother that will share preprepared chicken products with
You don't know, you have to find her and see
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>>2879839
That octagonal barrel.
Nice
>>Drive to work
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>>2879839
>Drive to work
We got the car repaired and its safer, might not help us lose weight, but I rather not get mugged each day. Also fuel is not that expensive and our job isn't far away.
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>>2879839

> Drive to work

Better we lose a bit less weight than gallons of blood.
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>>2878980
that video is great and so is Paul Harrel!
the goat
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>>2879853
>>2879856
>>2879864
>>2879894
Roll 1d100 Best of 3

Also writing
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>2879900
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>2879900
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>2879900
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>>2879901
>>2879903
>>2879914
>90

You feel it’s best to drive to work. Better to lose weight on your terms rather than lose the weight in blood. You hop in the car, and five minutes later you’re at the station. Without any problems, sure you past by some shady people on the street but in this bad boy you’re safe. All in uniform ready to work another day in the stations.

As you entered Erich was wiping down the counter. He waved you down, and you walked to him.

[Erich]He drew in a long breath “Get started on the cash register while I take stock.”
[Neet] “Y-yes sir.”

You take your place behind the counter and began working. Drumming your fingers across the desk awaiting customers, or the boss-man to come from the backroom.
Anything you want to say to him, before he goes?
>Yes {Write in}
>No

Also roll 1d100 Average of 3
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>2879930
>>No
Lets get to countin.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2879930
>No
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>2879930
>Yes {Write in}
What did you end up doing last night bossman?
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>>2879937
>>2879939
>Charisma: 2 2/10 +1
>manipulate ⅕ +1
>Business 1 0/10 +1
>Wisdom 1 ⅕ +1
>Handgun ⅕ +1

The boss-man walks out of the back room, he tells you that robber from last night was caught by the police for having drugs on him. When you asked how he knew about that, he just tells you he was a inside man in the police.
Letting the information sink you, you feel better with that guy out of the streets. Even better since he don’t be gunning for you, as he was caught for drugs, not for this attempt robbery with a deadly weapon.
With a wave goodbye, you start your night swift alone. After a few hours of working you eat some tasty boiled eggs, just the thing to fuel your body with protein and keep the fat loss, with each passing day you feel lighter and better. The rest of the swift was thankfully a peaceful one. You get through a new record of customers during the night without anymore muggings. At the end of the swift you see the bossman once again at the end of your swift.
[Erich] He rubbed his chin “Good job son, Glad you didn’t have to use your piece.” He said while smoothing out his jacket
How does he know about your gun? Will he bust you on it. These thoughts raced your mind, but it was just needless worry on your part.
[Erich] “Come back tomorrow kid, and bring that piece with you.” He said dismissing you, as he takes over the counter.

You head back to the car and drive back home. Just when you were pulling up, your mother heads out the door, ready for her own job. When she see you, she smiles and comes to the driver side window.
[Mom] “My big boy, you are doing so well. I’ll see you in the evening, I got a surprise for you.” she said and make her way to the car to go to her work.

At home you take off your uniform, put the gun on the nightstand and settle to bed, sleeping like a baby. The days of tossing and turning in bed are over, as you are able to sleep better and easier now than years past.

Once up you start balancing to strengthen your core and make your body as solid as a boulder against a heavy wind. After that’s done you began working on cooking some dinner, and your mother is there watching you cook.

Anything you want to say to mother?
>Yes (write-in)
>No
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>>2880165
>>Yes (write-in)
Ask her what she's been up to recently.
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>>2880165

>*resist URGE to semi-ironically demand mommie's milkies

> "I love you mummy"
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>>2880165
>>No
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>>2880177
This
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>>2880210
>>2880238
>>2880239
>Ask her what she's been up to recently.

[Neet] “So mom, what have you been up to?”
[Mother] “Just the same old, working as a house aid. It’s just sad what happens when a person gets old. There body starts failing them, one system than the next.” she turned her face away from you. She then drinks her mug of tea. “Have you been watching the news? The fightings in Ukraine is getting worse by the day. The UN is asking for US help in military troops.”
[Neet] “Pretty crazy.”
[Mother]”You ready for your surprise? Close your eyes.”
You did as she ask, you see darkness but hear the sounds of paper being opened up.
[Mother] “Alright open them.”
In front of you see a map of California unfolded
[Neet] “What’s this mom?”
[Mother]”I been saving up money, and we can take a trip, like I wanted for such a long time.”

She then goes into details, of picking a place you both want to go. She’s giving you a week to choose. She then takes the paper and goes into her room.

What now?
Day 8/6/18 Monday (Work Sat-Wednesday)
Current time 6PM
Work starts at 10 PM
Current Schedule
>Cooking Schedule 5 PM, 9 PM and 8 AM
>Balancing Schedule 4 PM
>Sleep Schedule 8.30 AM to 4 PM

>Eat
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Watch Anime
>Fap
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else
>Time Skip
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>>2880165
>Yes
Ask mom if she has any recipe/plate suggestions (that we should learn)
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>>2880303

>More exercise

There's no excuse not to balance before bedtime.
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>>2880303
>Spend free time working on our strength
>Time skip to Thursday
We got a schedule for weight loss and Exercise. A gun to protect ourselves. It's time to go on a days off.
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>>2880303
Fuk, welp.
>Learn new (& cheap/nutritious) recipes
Or
>Look into somewhere you'd want to go with mom.
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>>2880331
Do this instead
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>>2880333
>>2880337
Time to get some gains, but which type would be the best to do today?

Roll 2d100 Best of 3
First d100 is for Willcheck
Last d100 is for the exercise itself

What type of exercise?
>Aerobic (Endurance) Exercise
>Anaerobic (Strength) Exercises
>Flexibility
>Balance exercises

Neet Stats
All updated and correct at this moment
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>>2880375
Neet Stats
https://pastebin.com/f9jmp7zB
All updated and correct at this moment
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Rolled 15, 87 = 102 (2d100)

>>2880375
>>Aerobic (Endurance) Exercise
Feeling lucky, nat 1 incoming
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>>2880384
Didn't we name our big boy already?
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Rolled 53, 63 = 116 (2d100)

>>2880375
>Anaerobic
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>>2880392
Yes
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>>2880396
Hmm
I thought it wasn't on the file before, guess I was mistaken
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Rolled 88, 59 = 147 (2d100)

>>2880375
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>>2880387
>>2880393
>>2880491
>88
>87
Why you want to lift, some iron. But since you don’t have any at hand you lift yourself, using Calisthenics. In the form of push-ups, sit-ups. One hour later and a gallon of sweat later you are done, feeling the burn of your muscles. You got some time before it’s time to cook again, or for work so what should you do with your time?

Willpower 2 6/10 +1
Strength: 2 1/10 +1
Calisthenics 2/5 +1

Current time 7PM
Current Schedule
>Cooking Schedule 5 PM, 9 PM and 8 AM
>Balancing Schedule 4 PM
>Sleep Schedule 8.30 AM to 4 PM

What now?
>Eat
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Watch Anime
>Fap
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else
>Time Skip
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>>2880515
>Go outside and mug a beaner
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Better yet
>We should find a place for the trip, or someplace our mother can live away from this getto
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>>2880515
Learn some new cheap/nutritious recipe if we can (we can't eat eggs till we die) and
>>2880532
This if we can't.
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>>2880521

FOOL! 5 is the human average, and we're rocking 2's all-around. Once we've worked our way up to at least an 8 in strength, dexterity, and reflexes, learned a martial art, and get our hands on an actual, genuine, bona-fide modern firearm and a Lv3 plate carrier, THEN, we can consider getting back at the beaners. Trying anything now is asking to get our hearts eaten by neo-Aztecs.

>>2880532
>>2880582

> dis
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>>2880532
Cost of living other places would be higher, seeing as people actually want to live there.
>>2880515
Replenish fluids
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>>2880521
>Downvoted
To add to what >>2880616 said, we also shouldn't go out of our way to end 'em beaners, no matter what we do there will always be new beaners around or new types of beaners.
and do you think mom would be proud if her big boi became a fucking killer? Imagine her reaction, she doesn't deserve that
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>>2880532
>>2880582
>>2880616
>>2880620
>Roll a 1d100
For Searching and learning recipes
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>>2880673
Forgot Trip
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>2880673
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>2880673
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>2880673
rolland
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>2880673
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Happy to see this back on track.
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>>2880679
>>2880682
>>2880698
>>2880699
>68 Average
>We should find a place for the trip, or someplace our mother can live away from this getto
>Learn some new cheap/nutritious recipe if we can (we can't eat eggs till we die) and

You look for a place within the confines of California for this trip. You can go see the Golden Gate in San Francisco, see large companies like Google and Apple also see the largest gay community California has to offer. There alway Los Angeles just a stone throw away from Downey, there some things to check out, like Disneyland, Universal Studios, Star sidewalk, or Hollywood where the movies are made. There San Diego, with Seaworld and other things to do with the water there. Or go up north into the Mountains visit Big Bear, or Lake Arrowhead. Maybe out of state would be good, to gamble in Vegas and check out Fall Las Vegas locations while you’re at it.Or check out Beaner city of Tijuana to lay with underage girls and get robbed and stabbed while at it.

With that knowledge at hand, you close the tab and pull one up for cooking. Something that is cheap and nutritious, and what better than rice and chicken, giving you the protein you need at dirt cheap price. You find a good website on the computer on how to make some good chicken. You move the link to your phone and go to the kitchen ready to cook yourself up a storm. By the end of it, you cooked yourself some chicken tenders filled with spices. Much better than the microwave tenders, you wonder why you didn’t just cook yourself if the food is this good. You even have leftovers for work, with a head full of knowledge and a belly full of food what’s the plan before you have to go work?

>Intelligence: 2 0/10 +2
>Intelligence Ranked up!
>Knowledge of tourist attractions in California learnt
>Simple cooking recipes for Chicken learnt
>Cooking: 1 6/10 +1

8/6/18 Monday
Current Time 9PM
>Eat
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Watch Anime
>Fap
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else
>Time Skip
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>>2880777
>>Spend free time working on our strength
>>Time skip to Thursday
>We got a schedule for weight loss and Exercise. A gun to protect ourselves. It's time to go on a days off.
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>>2880777
>Research career options and think about our professional future
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>>2880777
also, checked.
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>>2880792

This
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>>2880792
This.
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>>2880902
>>2880896
>>2880863
>>2880792
>Time Skip for 3 days
>Using free time working on strength

Writing
>Roll 1d100
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>2880906
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>2880906
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>2880906
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Rolled 24, 8, 53 = 85 (3d100)

>>2880907
>>2880914
>>2880933
Rolling for unrelated reasons.
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>>2880944
If the second roll is for the war in Ukraine, it just got worse. That or the terrorist situation in Europe
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>>2880914
>>2880933
>>2880944
>Time Skip for 3 days
>Using free time working on strength

>Cooking 2 1/10 +5
Ranked up
>Balancing 1 7/10 +3
>Endurance: 2 9/10 +3
>Business 1 4/10 +3

The days of work all bland together as you get a routine down. Of working out on balancing, cooking healthy foods and trying out strength exercises which quickly gets thrown out as you need some time to rest in between your busy schedule. Work was surprising peaceful, you got to develop your skills in speaking and handling transactions between customers.

>Gain $375 Cash from work
>Got a $25 bonus for stopping the mugger

You didn’t have to use your gun yet, but you keep it just in case you have to take a would be mugger down. Everything is all fine and dandy with you, but you can’t say the say for mother.

While working in a two story house, helping a old woman down the steps they both took a fall. Your mother is alright just a stain ankle the old lady on the other hand broke her hip, and hit her head. She currently in a coma, and your mother was failed from her job as a result of the accident. She going to get her last paycheck on friday, and she already started the process of collecting unemployment from the government. She is taking things very bad, she is shut in her room, drinking and sometimes sobbing heavily. And she was just fired on Tuesday.

You think, you should be a good boy and help mother but how?
You are
330 Pounds
Current time 4PM (Thursday)
>Eat
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Watch Anime
>Fap
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else
>Time Skip
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MOMMMY NOOOOOO
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>>2881008
Go and comfort mummy. Tell her we'll help pay the bills.
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This
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>reconfort mommy, be a good listener and while trying to reconfort her when she says how guilty she is use the skill Concession "yes it is true" to take her off-guard then just after that show affection
It's alright mommy, your a good mommy
I am alive and healthy, look at me
I do the grocery, take it easy
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>>2881043
Also a proposal for later :
Help mommy finding a new job, something related to social work but not to old people, maybe kindergarten. Talk to our bossman about our worries, that we are now the only person bringing money home, maybe he knows someone who know someone...

And it's just me but I would like to get closer to his daughter, as a friend. Because we could get some xp in male-female interaction, especially since she is our age. Always nice to get compliments even on our hardwork.

For the trip I suggest on return from our trip to visit the space X factory near Los Angeles and maybe postpone our visit to dad once we are in better shape. We could really use Disneyland to change mommy's mood.
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>>2881034
>>2881043
Rolling time

How good does her Good-boy comfort mommy

Charisma Roll: -20 due to having level 2 Charisma +30 for being mommy's good boy

1d100+10

>>2881053
Good ideas, anon. Keep up the creative thinking
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>>2881067
>be a good listener and while trying to reconfort her when she says how guilty she is use the skill Concession "yes it is true" to take her off-guard then just after that show affection "remember when we etc..."
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Rolled 3 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2881067
FOR MOMMY
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Rolled 5 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2881067
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>>2881072
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>>2881078
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>>2881069
this sounds harsh but it is actually how you speed up the grief process
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Rolled 63 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2881067
cooking together maybe ?
it's the best thing we know how to do right now
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>>2881072
>>2881078
>30 Average

You think it's time for this good boy to go help his mother in her time of need. You got a basic idea of what to do once there. Just listen to her and try to help her get through the grief of losing her job. You knock on the door, and enter, the room was in disarray your mother laying on the bed, empty beer bottles on the floor next to her with the T.V on watching some news in Europe and Asia.

Once in the room you seat down on the bed, she tilted her head to face you.
[Mommy] “What do you want my big boy? Some tendies?” She asked than took a drink of the bottle in her hand. Just from her breath alone you know she been drinking why too much.
[Manfred] “Mother, don’t worry about the bills, I got a job. I’ll help pay for them.” You say to comfort her from the money worry.
[Mommy] “My sweet hard working son, money is no problem….” She say and tails off to stares at the T.V
[Manfred] “Mother, I think it’s best to talk about what happened.” You try to get her to talk about the accident so she can accept that it was out of her hands.
[Mommy] “It’s all my fault, I should have clean the floor.” You said dropping her head down.
[Manfred] “Yes, it is true.” You say to help her through, but with the words out of your mouth she explode in anger. Throwing a bottle at you, which she missed only barely.
[Mommy] “I should have aborted you, you waste of fucking space. GET OUT GET OUT!” She yelled and goes to pick another bottle.

You dart out of the room, closing the door as the bottle breaks behind it. Well that didn’t go as planned, maybe you can help mother in another way. Like getting her a new job, that relate to something of social work. If that doesn’t work, maybe the bossman can help you, you did save about 40 dollars from the cash register. He could be willing to help.

>Charisma 2 .5/10 +.5
>Human perception .5/5 +.5

Current time 4:30 PM
>Eat
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Watch Anime
>Fap
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else
>Time Skip
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>>2881118
Try to learn web development online to try to get a better job to help pay the bills
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>>2881118

>>2881127
This
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>>2881118
write a sorry letter and add that it was also the fault of the old person and your fault for making your mom less attentive to object on the floor and th fault of X... it was everyone fault and no one can do anything about it

the only thing that will never change is that she is our mommy and we love her

perhaps this will move her from anger to bargaining in the stage of grief, then the sobbering phase due to alcohol will cause depression and we can help her through the final stage of the grief : acceptance and finding a new job

>>2881127
>>2881138
but money is no problem, she has neetbux now, so do we, plus the paid from the gas station
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Last post of the night anons, will be back tomorrow. 12PM EST
If you have any questions, ask away.
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>Business 1 4/10 +1 rolls on Business
>Diplomacy 1/5
>Manipulate 1/5
>Human perception .5/5
we should really consider working on our social skills
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>>2881144
AAAAAAAAAA NeetQM why did you target mummy ;(
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>>2881147
>AAAAAAAAAA NeetQM why did you target mummy ;(
I rolled for it, between being about us, our mummy, or other things either in the world, or certain places.
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>>2881144
Did we unlock "an hero"?
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>>2881159
>Did we unlock "an hero"?
You didn't yet, but your mom did unlock it.
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>>2881147
It's alright, we are going through this and learning and growing. Love is just a word if we choose only to with mommy when it's comfy. I'm sure Manfred had worst autistic rage during his 6 years of NEETing, but mommy never let us down and never get angry.
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>>2881160
Oh noes... we have to hide the gun and taking care of mommy shoulf br our top priority, not getting money
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>>2881127
This
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I want our Neet to learn a language. Maybe he can learn Japanese so he can go to Japan or somewhere better than we're currently at.
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>>2881127
>>2881138
>>2881167
>>2881226
None of you want to help mommy going through this? NeetQM even said that she unlocked "an hero" option
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>>2881227
You're right. But I think we should also learn web design after we write the sorry letter.

I kinda want to also talk about the future. Since the whole world is at feet. We can do anything we put our mind on it. We can maybe take time off to go on the trip with mommy to lift her spirits.

>>2881142
Supporting this also.
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>>2881227
Yea, we should help mom, if anything happens to her our big boi would feel too guilty.
>>
Hopefully our neet is better at writting/typing than at speaking
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>>2881118
Hey QM. I have a question for you. How much rent does Mommy pay to live in this shit shack? Do we have any other family? Will following a political ideology have any effect on us? What will happen if we go back to watching anime and playing video games? Can we adopt a little girl? When are we going to make the big bucks? Why didn't anyone else see the foreshadowing?
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>>2881237
>>2881227
she should join us on the morning exercise program
step one: get off ones ass
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>>2881253
We have a father, see >>2879846
And If we still earn the neetbux :
>Income per month: 1,000 Neetbux+ $1,500 Work/month
But I suppose this will change at the end of the month if we stull jave our job
>Expenses: $850
>$150 Food Rent&Bills
>$600 (To Mom)
>$100 Car
Not really sure how to read this, we give money to mom for paying the rent?
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>>2881227
Honestly, she seems like a disaster. We can be proud if we manage to fix ourselves, we simply can't fix her or our fucked up neighborhood or our fucked up country. Maybe once we get our own shit together, but not now. She has enabled her son to become a total disaster, is a raging alcoholic, can't keep her job, has apparently no skills at her age (why else would she be working a shit job and living in the ghetto?) and managed to become a single mum, either though the above mentioned flaws or through totally misjudging our father. We will need all our time, energy and willpower to get ourselves together, we can't drag her along. Obviously we should still be nice and supportive towards her and take that California trip, but she has to fix herself. Also we need to move out, living with mum is utterly unacceptable. Living with a roommate would have many advantages. We could probably get something were the rent is cheaper. We would be forced to be more responsible and grown up in general. It looks much better to potential mates that you live alone or with a roomy. Picking a decent roommate may also get us a friend, someone to sharpen our social skills on, go out with, support one another, all that good friend stuff. Since we have no friends right now, that is a pretty big plus, because we need people our age to get some decent social skills and meet mates. So I'd say we are nice and supportive to mommy, but get out of here and don't try to fix her fucked up live.
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>>2881299
This means that because we live in mom’s house, we pay her $600 to stay there. That’s probably not the total rent of the place, just a part of the rent that mom is charging us to stay in her house.
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>Shoot mom

She's holding us back fellas, we pop her. Cash her unemployment checks so novody thinks anything of it. Then after we've trained and acquired some dough we head out to Cali. To kill our father.
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Idea: if mummy commits Seppuku, we should go to prison for a minor offense. If we go to prison, we can:

A: Better our body tremendously
B: Improve our social skills
C: Get contacts
D: Get free basic necessities
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>>2882481
No need to head to California, we already live in the state.
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>>2882481
>>2882538
Shittest plans ever, we'd most likely an hero and hallucinate that.
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We should talk with our bossman and get her a job.
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>>2882679
>mummy dies
>we're making barely any money, definitely not enough to support ourselves
>no one gives enough of a shit about us to take us in

Well what's your idea if mummy's gone?
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>>2882715
Live innerwoods, live off the land. We should just drop mom off in a old people home and be done with her.
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>>2882726
>live innawoods
But that's boring.
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>>2882729
Surviving against nature, every day a different hardship. It's different and can be fun.
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>>2881253
>Hey QM. I have a question for you. Can we adopt a little girl?

>How much rent does Mommy pay to live in this shit shack?
Rent (Utilities Included Gas, Water, Wifi, etc...)
2 Bedrooms 1 Bathroom $1,750 Rent 800 ft

>Do we have any other family?
Father in Hollywood, Sister out of state studying in the East Coast, Brother in business, lives New York, but travels alot. Grandparents and cousins in Europe that you never saw or called

>Will following a political ideology have any effect on us?
Sure, positive and negative effects

>What will happen if we go back to watching anime and playing video games?
You gain easy happiness, useful for not going an hero, but can lead you back to Neethood if you go on it too long.

>Can we adopt a little girl?
Most places in the USA, will give you a hard NO to you. Since there looking for young couples, you're likely to get FBI looking into you.

>When are we going to make the big bucks?
When you get more skills, for a better job. Or take the risky route for quick cash, but hard time

>Why didn't anyone else see the foreshadowing?
:)

>>2881299
It means the payments for this place is due on 21th, And most of your Neetbux is going to your mom to help pay for Rent or bills. Before your mom was failed she was saving up money for the trip. You'll have to ask her how much she was or you can just stop paying rent all together saving your money for that month to move. Anything you guys really want.
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>>2881127
>>2881138
>>2881142
>>2881147
>>2881159
>>2881288
Anyway, I'm back and you guys can now roll for Sorry letter and web design.

>Roll 2d100
First one for the letter
Second one for the web development research
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Rolled 55, 50 = 105 (2d100)

>>2882770
I am saddened by the turn of events.
But there's the possibility of turning things around.
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Rolled 72, 11 = 83 (2d100)

>>2882770
Our Neet is going to make it
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Rolled 31, 27 = 58 (2d100)

>>2882770
Time for web development
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>>2882715
pretty much this desu >>2882726
also getting a criminal record is not exactly a good plan (although Idk how it is on the states, maybe it doesn't matters as much as it does here)
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>>2882801
>I forgot about the desu thing
fun times anons, I'll an hero now.
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>>2882774
>>2882778
>>2882786
>>2882801
>62, 50 CRIT
Mommy is sad, this make you feel bad that you couldn't help her in her time of need. Like she did for all your life. You get the idea and gather a pen and paper and began writing a sorry letter for mommy, that it was everyone fault not just her own. It was the old person fault for being too needy and not letting you clean the floor when you had too. The person who put the object on the floor was the one in fault, in the end of the letter you let her know that things happened for a reason and there no way we can change fate. You smile once done with the letter happy since it’s just what Normie mommy needs in her time of need.

You fold the paper up and place a sticker of yellow start with the words Super Star next to it. Gotten from Mom’s work purse, now with helping mommy out of the way you think of useful ways to spend the rest of the evening. The thought goes to web designing, it’ll be great, you can make money at the comfort of your home, and idiots will pay big bucks for a website of there dog. Just the problem is you don’t have any idea how to make a website, good thing for YouTube it can teach you all that you need.

YouTube was great and all, but it doesn’t explain well how to do some little things. So you look up a forum of web development, designer hangout seems like the top rated one, so you go on the website. But you have to get invited to see the site, you just click the red button and see you have to put up your linkedin or portfolio

“Damn” you mutter to yourself.

You put your head down, and think rocking back and forth on your seat. Racking your brain for a solution, until it comes to you. Just copy someone else's work as your own. You get to searching and find a portfile ripe for the picking. The portfolio of the person, seems dead not updating from the start of the year, you put that in and a fake email and the name of the person and once done. You wait for the system admins to give you access to the site.

In a hour you have access, and began going through the site for any tips and tricks for web development. Time passed and with it you grow hungry, you lift yourself up from your chair and began making some lunch or dinner for mommy’s case. One Chicken meal later you put the leftovers in the fridge and sit in the dining table, drumming your fingers on the table thinking what else should be done. Maybe there something you’re missing right in front of you, or maybe it’s time to learn something new.
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>>2882862
Current Stats
https://pastebin.com/f9jmp7zB
Day 8/9/18 Thursday (Work Sat-Wednesday)
Current Time 6:30PM
Current Schedule
>Cooking Schedule 5 PM, 9 PM and 8 AM
>Balancing Schedule 4 PM
>Sleep Schedule 8.30 AM to 4 PM

>Intelligence 2 2/10 +2
>Wisdom 1 2/5 +1
>Charisma: 2 3.5/10 +1
>Cooking 2 2/10 +1
>Human Perception 1.5/5 +1
>Writing 1/5 +1
>Web Development 1/5 +2
>System knowledge 1/5 +1

What now?
>Eat
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Watch Anime
>Fap
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else
>Time Skip
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>>2882865
Can we fix mother some food, alcohol on an empty stomach is bad.
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>>2882872
Nah

>>2882865
It's time to go talk to the bossman and get a job for our mother.
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>>2882872
This.
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>>2882872
>>2882901
>>2882903
You cook up a warm Chicken meal for mommy, reheating the leftovers, and presenting to your mother in her room.

She’s currently asleep, but the good thing is you don’t see a empty pill container. You leave the food in the nightstand with her glass of water and close the door behind you. Happy in knowing Mommy will have some food once she wakes up.

Day 8/9/18 Thursday
Currently 7PM
What now?
>Eat Dinner
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Watch Anime
>Fap
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else
>Time Skip
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>>2882928
>time skip
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>>2882928
>>More exercise
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Study feces
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>>2882935
How many days? Doing what in our free time?
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>>2882942
Until mommy feels a bit better, studying programming.
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>>2882928
Talk to bossman to get her a job


>>2882949
She don't get better unless she was a job
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>>2882955
I doubt that he'll get her a job. He doesn't seem like the empathetic type.
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>>2882956
Than we should train our people skills and get our abilities higher
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>>2882961
We'll do that naturally with our job.
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>>2882964
But should we keep paying for this shit house, or just stop paying to save money until we're kicked out? We can use the money we saved elsewhere cheaper
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>>2882967
Mummy is a grown woman isn't she? She's more than capable of getting another job. And until we have a valid plan, the house we're in will havd to suffice. If we get good at programming, we can make a lot of money and eventually move somewhere better and take mummy with us. Maybe it'll be rough right now, but we'll be fine.
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>>2882935
>>2882939
>>2882955
What what will it be guys?

>Timeskip?
>More Exercise?
>Talk with Bossman?

I'm going to roll in 5 minutes
If it's Skipskip, say how long, and what you should do during free time.
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>>2882983
>>More Exercise
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>>2882983
>>2882949
>Skipskip
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>>2882983
>More exercise
LIFT TO WIN
>Then look at the news
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>>2882983
>More Exercise
Also watch the news
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>>2882988
>>2882990
>>2882993
>>2882996
Alright
>More Exercise
But which type would be the best to do today?

Roll 2d100 Best of 3
First d100 is for Willcheck
Last d100 is for the exercise itself

What type of exercise?
>Aerobic (Endurance) Exercise
>Anaerobic (Strength) Exercises
>Flexibility
>Balance exercises
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Rolled 70, 68 = 138 (2d100)

>>2883000
>Balance exercises
>>
Rolled 70, 40 = 110 (2d100)

>>2883000

>Anaerobic (Strength) Exercises
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Rolled 77, 72 = 149 (2d100)

>>2883000
Strength
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Rolled 95, 15 = 110 (2d100)

>>2883000
Strength
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>>2883003
>>2883005
>>2883007
>>2883012
>77
>72
You get ready to strengthen your body through working out. Your mind is straved of your daily dose of anime, but you push that out to work on yourself. You get on the floor and start putting your body to work. Getting out push-ups, sit-ups and other types of exercises to increase your strength.

After working out you head to the dining room/living room which holds the old flat screen T.V and turn on the news. On it was a sexy news actor talking about the problems in the world as well as the problems of Downey, California where you currently live. In the city it’s the same old, someone is being arrested for shooting up a hospital, cops did a drug bust on a beaner’s house and find a drug lab. The gangs on the street are dealing drugs and shooting each other. Once the local news is out of the way it turns to International news.

In the Republic of Benin there are reports of Ebola spreading quickly within the small African nation. The outbreaks within the country have been slowed to stop it’s spread outside its border, but some far the outbreak in the country doesn’t seem to be stopping anytime soon.

After that it speaks about Armenia, that it's boasting up it's military and making buddies with Greece and Russia.

Lastly Ukraine is suffering from Russian boots, as it's armed forces are not prepared to deal with Russia better trained and equipped troops. That even the Western supply weapons and armor are being taken by Russian surprise attack.

You turn off the T.V and just sink in on the couch. Looking out the barred window you see it's night, getting your phone out it's 8 o'clock. You normally should be going to work at 10 but since this is your off day what should you spend the next hours doing?

>Willpower 2 7/10 +1
>Strength 2 1/10 +1
>Wisdom 3/5 +1
>Calisthenics 3/5 +1


Day 8/9/18 Thursday
Currently 8PM
What now? Pick as many as you want.
>Eat Dinner
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Watch Anime
>Fap
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else
>Time Skip
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>>2883049
>Research about moving to Irvine
Has 45% white 45% asian 30 mins away
We can live in that city much better than our shit shack.
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>>2883049
Learn webdev
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We should really move out of here, like the place I said.
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>>2883049

> Learn WebDev
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>>2883065
>>2883087
I don't know what webdev is, but lets learn it.
>>2883049
>Learn webdev
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>>2883102
>>2883087
>>2883065
>>2883063
Roll 1d100 best of 3

How long will we learn WebDev?
>For a hour
>For the rest of the night
>Until bedtime?
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>2883108
>Untill we know it.
Or bedtime, which ever comes first.
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>2883108
>Until bedtime
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>2883108
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>2883110
>>2883111
>>2883129
>>2883087
>>2883065
You think maybe you should move away from Downey to this place called Irvine, but moving out with or without your mom is crazy talk. Who knows what's over there, maybe you should stay in the gang filled streets you already know, rather than go somewhere different. You spend the next hours working on spamming as much knowledge of web development into your head. It takes all night, and even reaches until the sunrise, but you feel much better that your skills of web designing. You go to sleep happy in yourself for learning something that may or may not be important in solving your money troubles in the near future.

Once awake you get ready to work out that balancing, and after today’s workout you feel yourself breaking out in sweat less than normal. You lift your body to the kitchen and weight yourself on the scale, and to your surprise you weight 325 pounds, a weight loss of 25 pounds in a short two weeks. Must be all the healthy eating and working out that’s doing wonders to your loss of fat.

Mom even seems to be better, she’s out of her room and eating the food you made at the table in silent. No matter as long as she is eating everything is alright.

Current Schedule
>Cooking Schedule 5 PM, 9 PM and 8 AM
>Balancing Schedule 4 PM
>Sleep Schedule 8.30 AM to 4 PM

Day 8/10/18 Friday
Currently 6PM
What now? Pick as many as you want.
>Eat Dinner
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Watch Anime
>Fap
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else
>Time Skip

>Intelligence 2 5/10 +3
>Web Development 1 0/10 +3
Web Development Ranked up Current Level Novice
>Willpower 2 8/10 +1
>Balancing 1 8/10 +1
>Cooking 2 3/20 +1
>Endurance: 3 0/20 -15 to rolls
Endurance Ranked up. Easily winded. Incapable of hard labor without passing out
Event Roll
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>>2883142
>15
>Event roll
What does it mean?

>Try to make mommy feel better
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>>2883147
This.
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>>2883147
>Try to make mommy feel better
this
We should also get ready to talk to bossman

And the things I would like to learn :
>charisma
>endurance
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I have a idea guys. We should get our abilities to all 3.


>>2883142
Also QM what happens if we lose our Virginity to a girl?
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>>2883190
>Also QM what happens if we lose our Virginity to a girl?

You get a achievement for it

>>2883147
>>2883151
>>2883172
>Try to make mommy feel better

Rolling time

How good does her Good-boy make her feel better
Charisma Roll: -20 due to having level 2 Charisma +30 for being mommy's good boy
1d100+10
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Rolled 51 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2883195
If that fails we should work on our charisma non-stop until it we get a good enough bonus
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Rolled 25 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2883195
I got you mommy
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I hope he takes the best out of three and not the average
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Rolled 56 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

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Maybe we can found some nice country music about a mother's love from a female singer and just say we lover her for supporting us this long and that we understant love it not easy. It's not supposed to, it had to be there in the times of need just as much as any other times.
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>>2883205
I'm doing a mix of both. If it's easy roll, like learning under no stress it's best of three.
Average difficulty roll would be take the average of best two rolls
Average of 3 if it's a hard roll like shooting a mugger under stress.

Since this to trying to make mommy feel better it would be average difficulty. So it would be 63.5 almost the same as getting best of three.
Rolls will be on best of three unless otherwise stated.
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>>2883200
>>2883209
>Try to make mommy feel better

Since mommy is right here at the kitchen with you. You talk with her trying to make her feel better.
[Manfred] “How are you doing mommy? Was Lunch tasty?”
She lifted her shoulder in a half shrug. And quietly ate the toast. Looking down at her plate.
[Manfred] “How about that vacation you were talking about? I looked up places we can go, near here or go somewhere else for a longer road trip.”
With the word of vacation she looked up from her food.
[Mommy] “You want to go somewhere?” She asked surprised at least she stopped being sad about herself for a moment.
[Manfred] “Yup, we can go up to San Francisco, I heard that it’s nice this time of year. Or go somewhere closer to home, like Disneyland it is the The Happiest Place On Earth or another one of the theme parks.”
With your words your mother grew quiet rubbed her temples, then rubbed her hands on her thighs.
[Mommy] “But we need the money, now that I’m not working.” She said like the words were like poison. Just from her face you can see how much she missed working.
[Manfred] “Mother don’t worry about that, your big boy is here to take care of you.”
With that she smiled slightly then looked away. She grabbed her plates and began working them.
[Manfred] “Maybe I can help you get a job?”
She looked back at you with relieve written on her face.
[Mommy] “You’ll do that for mommy? Thank you my big boy.” She said and wrapped her arms around you and hugged you.

>Relationship with mother improved +100
Out of -100 to +100 0 Being Neutral

>Charisma: 2 4.5/10 +1
>Human perception 2.5/5 +1

Current Schedule
>Cooking Schedule 5 PM, 9 PM and 8 AM
>Balancing Schedule 4 PM
>Sleep Schedule 8.30 AM to 4 PM

Day 8/10/18 Friday
Currently 6:30PM
What now? Pick as many as you want.
>Eat Dinner
>Learn something?
>Review
>Read
>More exercise
>Watch Anime
>Fap
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else
>Time Skip
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>>2883269
>Tell Mommy we should move somewhere better.
She can't be cope up in this house forever without having any friends or anything to do outside.
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>>2883269
>>More exercise
with mom, something to get her in balance
>Then make dinner
Find a nice recipe online
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>>2883269
>She said and wrapped her arms around you and hugged you.
We are now the bestest boy

I vote for increasing charisma and doing very light endurance training by going to the grocery store with mommy.

Ugh... I forget when we woke up. Are we still on the worday rythm and can stay all night?
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>>2883281
>Ugh... I forget when we woke up. Are we still on the worday rythm and can stay all night?
Yeah, we go to sleep at 8:30 AM so in 14 hours

Bunk sacking things are allow, rather than just doing one thing at a time.
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>>2883281
>>2883279
combine these OP?
just remember to not miss work
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>>2883269
>Learn something
Got to some website like code academy that actually guides you through the steps and practice webdevolpment/html coding skills. There is a bunch of free websites that do that and it's much more effective then just reading. I'm sure we would have heard about it during our webdev research. Then at 9PM we make dinner like always
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>>2883284
You currently don't work today, it's Friday.
Work Schedule is Saturday through Wednesday
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>>2883284
I agree to both of these
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>>2883281
>>2883279
>>2883271
>>2883286
>More exercise
>very light endurance training
Alright, just wanted to clear something up with the voting. We're going shopping but are we going by car or foot?

>Go by foot
>Go by car
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>>2883298
>>Go by foot
bring gun
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>>2883298
go by car, endurance would be carrying the grocery bags to the car and holding the basket in the mall

bring gun anyway
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>>2883300
this
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>>2883300
+1
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>>2883299
>>2883300
>>2883301
>>2883303
Roll me
>2d100 best of 3 Low DC (-20 on first roll, -14 on second) +1 Due to business skill
Due to easy difficulty of carrying the bags and buying goods.
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Rolled 38, 12 = 50 (2d100)

>>2883308
>>
Rolled 67, 40 = 107 (2d100)

>>2883308
>>
Rolled 63, 93 = 156 (2d100)

>>2883308
there
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What are we going to do when our Neet has to protect himself? Will he be able to pull the trigger?
What's the best why to help our mommy?
What our immediate goals?
Why don't we just fuck off from here?
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>>2883420
Probably try to talk it through, run and if all else fails using the goddamn gun
Idk, maybe
Finding her a job rn seems to be the best thing we can do atm, moving out (of the ghetto) will also be beneficial.
Money.
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>>2883420
>What are we going to do when our Neet has to protect himself? Will he be able to pull the trigger?
Try to resolve it without risking a trial and possible prison or getting stabbed, if that fails we shoot. Warning or knee shot first, then shotgun blast to the face or center of mass. I hope we will be able to pull it of, if it comes to down to it.
>What's the best why to help our mommy?
Get her a job, keep our Job, but ultimately she isn't really our problem.
>What our immediate goals?
Learn Web development and get a job with that. Until we have learned it, we should just focus on working out and saving up money.
>Why don't we just fuck off from here?
We lack liquidity
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>>2883427
>>2883315
>>2883309
Heyo, I'm falling asleep but I going to creak out one more update before I do.

>52 & 74
After you break the hug, you let your mother know the food in the house is running a bit low and you bring up the idea of going to the supermarket to pick some more up. Once you told her that she was already on her way to her room, just the thought of getting out of the house she quick to get ready. You do as well, changing out of the shorts and pain t-shirt you wear at home for something more your speed for the outside world. You step inside your room and open your closet door, ready to pick out something that just screams style to all the normies. Something that will be remember by all that sees you today.

First things first, a new pair of undies, your current pair is two days old and with the work outs you put them through have started to sink up. You strip them off and put on a clean pair of tightly whitey, too bad they have stains from your past of not going to the bathroom in between your gaming marathons. Whatever ever happened to your internet “friends” they probably just shit-posting and depressed sacks of shit that are going to off themselves any day. You are glad you got out while you still had the chance. Next up was the pants just some worn out blue jeans, while putting it on you notice that you have to lift it above your belly for it to stay up, rather than have it sit on your waist under the belly. Maybe you should go clothes shopping when you lose more weight? You put on your New Balance Sneakers the only brand of shoes able to handle your wide feet from the extra weight you have.

You put on a white shirt, also slightly stain brown from use over the years it's either that or the shirts that got bleached and holes. On top of the t-shirt you put on a flannel shirt with a mismatch button after you pop a button out from before. Once button up you put on a jacket to complete the look, not really a jacket. More like a cheap looking well worn brown Trench Coat just the thing to put the gun inside of. You wish that you can have a black leather trench coat, but you know with the amount of weight you are carrying you can never pull off the look, maybe one day you'll be worthy of wearing one. But the outfit isn't complete without your wallet, how else will you pay for the goods otherwise.
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>>2883449
>Endurance 3 1/20 +1
>Willpower 2 9/10 +1
>Wisdom 1 3/5 +1
>Track 3/5 +1

While getting your wallet you see your fedora sitting in the back of the closet, but you decide not to wear it. The meme of M’lady teach you how not to dress like a autist. Maybe a lady will check you out, a man can dream can't he? Heading to the front door you see your mom get ready. Putting on makeup and dressing nicely, just for food woman confuse you sometimes. You head out and close the door behind you locking both the doors with both sets of locks. With the sun hanging lazy in the sky you see the locals of the street are out smoking the green grass. Speaking in Spanish about there many crimes you think, and how they need help to do more with their homies.

You pull out the driveway and enter the pothole filled street. With the Neighbors shouting insults your way and some things about your mother being a bitch and should be at the end of there cocks. It makes your blood boil of them saying that about mother, saying that to you ‘who cares?’ but once direction to your mommy it's different. But you calm down on the drive and listen to some toons on the radio. Just another thing you have to deal with by living in this neighborhood. You just wonder how much more you can take before you snap.

On the drive you count more hoes and drug deals than reasonable. The police really have developed a hands off tactic, liberal mayor and city probably wants to defile the president orders of deporting illegals, and just avoid troubled neighborhood with who would have guessed illegals. This make you ashamed of letting yourself go off the deep end for so long, your eyes were blind to the troubles of your mother and the struggle she puts herself in.

All in all, the trip was eye opening. You park in the parking lot of Grocery Outlet Bargain Market, where you can get what you need for a Bargain price. Walking through the market your ears are greeted with Spanish then English over the intercom about a bean special. You grab a cart and start pushing it across the store, while Mom talks about what food you and her should eat getting fresh foods fruits and vegetables. Package meats and chickens. You also get some things that you read online, a bag of rice, some spices and sauces, raw pastas and baking goods. Everything is ready to be bought until mom had to go to the bathroom.
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>Charisma: 2 6.5/10 +2
>Business 1 5/10 +1
>Persuasion & fast talk 1/5 +1

While waiting for your mom to finish being in the restroom you waited in frozen section looking at the frozen treats of pizza and ice cream a lady probably in her late 20s or early 30s starts to chat you up. Asking which ones you recommend. In a surprisingly change of events you keep your spaghetti from spilling. [Manfred] “Ice cream sandwiches are all good, but if you look at the chocolate dipped vanilla pops they are basically the same for 2 bucks less.”

[Lady] “Thank you, I wouldn't have known that if, you didn't point it out.”

Before you can respond you hear a very loud quick pop from the front of the store. You and the lady both look over to the front to see what it was, she starts walking at the out of the aisle curious to see what it was in the span of a few seconds. You walk a bit and peek from within the comfort of the aisle, at the front you see 4 people. And they all seem to be holding guns!
“Hijo de puta! I told you not to shoot.” Was all you heard before the Cashier and the lady you just talked to, and other unseen people start screaming.
“Fuck this!” You hear over the shouts, before three pops fill the air and a thud was heard. You put two and two together real fucking quick and back your head from peeking. Just in front of you 3 meters away was the lady standing out the aisle right in the open.
“Jesus, you fucking puta!” You heard before that lady, you just were seeing was laying on the floor not moving a hit twice and the third bullet hits the frozen project behind her.

You make your way back to your cart that is near the restroom were your mom is currently using. On the way to the cart you hear “No, testigos!”
What do?
>Run away to the employee only area
>Time for the gun
>Hide in the restroom with mom
>Fucking PANIC!
>Go over to the nice gentleman and talk it out
>Other
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That's it for me tonight, see you all later. I'll post link to next thread here once it's up. Hope you guys had fun today. Also New Thread, when I resume posting
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>>2883453
>Time for the gun
>Hide in the restroom with mom
Hide, but get the gun out. If one of those fuckers comes in, end him.
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>>2883453
>Time for the gun
>Get mom
>Run away to the employee area.
The employee area would be the storage area, we can just leave this place with our mother and not risk facing them. We're out numbered and outgun.
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>>2883457
>>2883458
I thing they wanted to intimidate us so that we will not say anything. After all the first guy said not to shoot. And when you think about it, why would mugger use silencers? Also, not how they are 4 of them and since theu used silencer mom and averyone one else is unaware of the situation.


>>2883456
thank you NeetQM
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>>2883463
>Silencers
>Intimating
>Unaware
QM never say they have silencers, Also I'm guessing they didn't see us yet. Maybe they wanted to intimate the place first, but it looks like they're just killing everyone now. Also the other people would have noticed as there was other people screaming and could hear the gunshots.
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>>2883458
this
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>>2883453
Gun time. Lets be a hero, see if we can't save some lives.
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>>2883453
Supporting>>2883458
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At work, endlessly f5ing
for mum
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>>2883535
I think when he starts posting again he will make a new thread so check for that
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I'm surprised that no one say anything about our fashion sense. It's sucks balls.
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We should buy a sword for protection. We may as well just pay a whole chainmail outfit since Halloween is right around the corner.
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>>2884479
>chainmail outfit
that's... actually brillant
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>>2883453
Thanks for the quest NertQM, its pretty good
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What should we do after getting out of the food market? Call for the cops? Wait for the cops? Go home? Be a hero? An hero? Fuck off?
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Goals for our Neet
>Get a job Check
>Get a gun Check
>Get a girlfriend
>Go innawoods
>Become /Fit/
We can move somewhere interested like out of state or country. Do something that's full of action like human trafficking, or working with the mob or Japanese mob

We can just fuck off in the woods and build our cabin for the end days. Become a hit man etc we can do anything
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>>2885344
Yea, we can do whatever we want to as long as we find the means to it. Like in real life but instead of doing something/progressing we come here everyday.
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>>2885344
We must destroy the Yakuza and avenge Junko Furuta.
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>>2885563
This is literally something our neet would probably do. But right now we have to save mommy
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>>2885568
Of course. But we gotta bring these bastards to justice because I know i'll never be able to do it in real life
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>>2885563
>>2885568
From what I'm reading our Neet has some own ideas of his own that wants to go free
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>Not having a Nazis Waifu
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I'm sure we are gonna die, we have a very low gun skill right now. But if we die, I hope mom can have some money back like insurance or reward and maybe meet a nice cop who will comfort her.
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>>2886046
Nah son. We just got to escape with Mommy.

Also us drying will be horrible that all our effort was for nothing
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>>2886066
Well, I vote for talk him out with something like "I didn't see anything", after all we didn't "betray" the gas station mugger since he was arrested for drugs.

It won't change anything since everybody voted for gun, but that's my vote, my will.
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>>2886066
>all our effort was for nothing
That's life, buddy.
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>>2886122
>tfw thought that was nsfw from the thumbnail
I have to stop fapping so much.
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>>2886120
It's too late to talk it out. They just started opening fire on everyone in the store.
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Sorry about that guys, was getting supplies for the Hurricane. Don't know how bad it'll get, so I stocked up on water and food.

It's closing in.
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>>2886204
If you don't start a new thread now, the hurricane god will get you
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>>2886204
Don't be Kill
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>>2886745
I hope he's alright
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>>2886834
>ID
but yeah, let's hope too
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RIP. OP ate the gel salt during the hurricane
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Another QM that is actually dead.
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>>2887267
>>2888290
Nah guys he will come back. One day his internet went out or something and he didn’t post until it got fixed. I’m guessing he lost power probably and whenever he gets it back he will return. Pray for our QM friends
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>>2888290
>>2889080
OP is kill or at least suffering from the hurricane that is happening.
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>>2890436
May as well talk about the future of the Neet. QM did say we can go into a fantasy world if we come up with ways to get to it. Like dark arts or science, may be something to research for. If we want to get that elf, centaur, dwarf, etc pussy.
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>>2890479
Def want the Dwarf
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>>2890541
We should get some starting knowledge from /x/. To understand the true nature of the world and unlock options to crossing this realm to the next
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>>2890599
This.
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>>2890479
>>2890599
I agree. Although we are trying to stop being such a useless neet, it doesn’t mean we still can’t do these kinds of things. Let’s spice things up a bit and see what knowledge /x/ has to offer us.
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>>2890599
I agree also, I want neet to get a QT dwarf gf
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>>2890599
We should also get some drugs and shit so we can prostitute elves.
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NeetQM where did you go?
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>>2893587
Probably lost power
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>>2893587
>>2893642
OP here, not kill
I did indeed lost power, it keeps going off and on and rather than fry my computer, I unplugged that shit.

Currently posting this on my phone, hopefully it goes through. I archived the thread, and still riding out the storm.

/x/ thing is possible but could be going down a rabbit hole if you Willpower is not up for the task or drop into the many pitfalls out there.
Science route is possible as well, needing to get real smart, real lucky, world renown expert, or just being one of the best in the combat fields. Also having connections in the government never hurts.
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>>2894115
Nice to see you back. How did the hurricane treat you?
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>>2894768
It's bad, but not enough for me to leave home yet. So I'm just home, writing what I can on my phone. So when everything is better, I can get back to running this quest.

I'm happy that even with my absence due to acts of God. Anons wish me well, and talk about the future of the quest.
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>>2895529
I wish my players missed me when I was gone.
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>>2895577
Maybe if you stopped being a faggot and started writing instead of complaining like a little bitch
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>>2895529
I still miss you NeetQM, take care
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Good news guys. I should be able to start a new thread tomorrow at 1 EST. We're going to resume off were we left off, saving our mommy and getting out of the market. Hope you guys are ready for our Neet adventures to continue.
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>>2901444
Hype
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>>2901444
FOR MOMMY
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Im gonna be up at 3am for this. Damn you NeetQM.
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>>2902180
>>2901562
>>2901690
Sorrry about the wait.

>>2902215
>>2902215
>>2902215
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