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Once upon a time there was a samurai. He was not a good samurai, he was a very bad samurai. He was guilty of many terrible crimes like kicking puppies or stealing medicine from orphans or DEFYING THE ALL MIGHTY AKU.
One fine day the very bad samurai was skulking through a fine city of Aku. The bad samurai then began plotting a misdeed. But what? What foul scheme was he plotting in his TWISTED samurai brain...

>shop lifting
>vandalising an effigy of the GREAT AND MAGNIFICENT AKU
>mugging
>public urination
>perversion
>write in

>>2830412
>>vandalising an effigy of the GREAT AND MAGNIFICENT AKU

>>2830412
>vandalising an effigy of the GREAT AND MAGNIFICENT AKU

>>2830412
>vandalising an effigy of the GREAT AND MAGNIFICENT AKU

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>vandalising an effigy of the GREAT AND MAGNIFICENT AKU

Yes, the TRULY VILLAINOUS samurai would stoop so low as to deface monuments to the feared and magnanimous AKU.
Ribbons of pure white sailed through the air as the very bad samurai teepee'd a statue to the glorious Aku.
The people wept with sadness and cried with fear as the samurai did the foul deed. But wait! A hero emerges from the crowd to destroy the samurai! But who could be brave enough to face such a EVIL malcontent?

>A LARGE Robot with rocket gattling guns for arms and rocket pods for nipples
>A skilled bounty hunter with martial skills rivalling even the bad samurai
>A mighty beast grown deep within Akus labs, with the arm of a lobster, the face of a toad, octopus tentacles for legs and a crocodile for his other arm
>write in

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>>2830504
>write in
A mighty wizard!

>>2830515
i'll go for this wizard

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>>2830515
You know what?
I too would like to hear of this Brave and Mighty Wizard.

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>>2830515
>>2830517
>>2830556

And a mighty and... (seriously? he looks like a hobo). A mighty and POWERFUL sorcerer emerges from the crowd and points at the very bad samurai and shouts "I will destroy you samurai fool" and then prepares to unleash his dark magic.
The samurai can do nothing but tremble in fear as his just fate is delivered to him! But what terrible fate is in store for the pitiful samurai?

>Polymorph
>Pants on fire
>Lethal Ejection
>dynamite
>Heavy high velocity object to the groin
>write in

>>2830567
>Pants on fire

>>2830567
>ANTS IN PANTS.
>ON FIRE.

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>>2830570
>>2830576

The brave and mighty wizard unleashes a catastrophic conflaguration. But the very bad samurai jumped out of the way, allowing the fireball to strike hundreds of innocent bystanders and a pet store overflowing with kittens.
The samurai began to make his escape without even been singed by the flames.
The wizard grumbles "You have gotten away yet samurai" and dissapears into the crowd.

Aku's personal robotic army the beetle bots start crawling out of the spire and sweeping the area. The city is on high alert! Where will the cowardly samurai hide from the inexorable forces of Aku?

>A sewage pipe
>The ladies room
>Someones house
>In a dumpster
>write in

>>2830616
>The ladies room

>>2830616
>The ladies room

>>2830616
>>2830624
>The ladies room
This is good.
Just like a cowardly samurai.
Disgraceful!

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>>2830624
>>2830652
>>2830661

Yes, the depraved and perverted samurai resorted to hiding in the ladies room. How scandalous! When no one was looking he slipped into the lavatory and locked himself in one of the stalls.
The very bad samurai began plotting his next move. "How?" he must of thought to himself, "How can I escape the imperial grasp of the mighty Aku?"

>write in

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>2830710
swap clothes with this helpful woman and roll a disguise check on his way out

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The mentally damaged samurai then proceeded to steal some poor woman's clothes to shamelessly wear as a disguise. Although the Beetle Drones are powerful machines, in their haste they were unable to see through the samurai's terrible disguise.
The very bad samurai began to make his cowardly escape, but he was spotted by a someone more wary than a beetle drone. This person lept from the shadows and landed right in front of the very bad samurai.
But who?

>A coconspirator of the samurai
>A loyal servant of Aku come to destroy him
>A neutral party
>write in

>>2830783
>A coconspirator of the samurai

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>>2830786
A figure stepped from the shadows. But it was not a bounty hunter of Aku. But a filthy samurai sympathiser, come to aid the very bad samurai.
Now he too will share his dreadful fate and be destroyed!
What undeserved assistance does this ally give to the samurai?

>weapon
>vehichle
>accompanies him
>BETRAYAL
>write in

>>2830837
>accompanies him

>>2830837
>accompanies him

>>2830837
>Accompanies him
Nice drawings OP

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>>2830851
>>2830858
>>2830860

The interloper foolishly joins forces with the samurai. But another figure steps from the shadows, this one is no friend of the samurai.
He's a powerful and ruthless bounty hunter! So terrifying that the very bad samurai and his coconspirator had no choice but to surrender haaahahahaha! And then what happens next?

>write in

>>2830920
>"Let her go, your business is with me."
>Don't throw down our weapons. Draw cut him if he shoots her.

We're close enough to do that, yeah?

>>2830860
>Nice drawings OP
hey thanks

>>2830920
>"Let her go, your business is with me."
>Don't throw down our weapons. Draw cut him if he shoots her.

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>>2830930
>>2830993

WHAT!? No! I said he surrenders! Then the bounty hunter destroys him with a hail of bullets! Blood oozes from the samurai corpse down into the city sewers. Hahaha poor samurai.
The end.

>write in

>>2831007
The Samurai throws his sword right in the bounty hunters head, killing him in a instead.

>>2831007
>The samurai surrenders to the mighty bounty hunter.
>His apprentice takes up his sword...

>>2831007
The samurai makes a big, distracting display of surrendering, and his negroid friend cuts the bounty hunter's head off with a sneak attack bonus

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>>2831055
>The samurai surrenders to the mighty bounty hunter.
Hahaha yesssss.
>His apprentice takes up his sword...
WHAT!? No she does not! FOOL I am the almighty quest master and this story belongs to me alone! You are nothing to me and you will obey the narrative's intended direction! This story ends with no apprentice, no magic sword and NO VERY BAD SAMURAIS.

>write in

>>2831149
the two have a training montage for 6 days in an underground dojo/gym. he teaches her the forbidden secret technique.

>>2831162
>training montage for 6 days in an underground dojo/gym. he teaches her the forbidden secret technique.
This.
White Samurai Can't Jump

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>>2831162
>>2831196

The stupid fools train for 6 days in an underground dojo in a doomed attempt to rescue samurai jack. But tommorow Aku! The shape shifting master of darkness, the deliverer of destruction, the shogun of sorrow, the cardinal of carnage, the admiral of anihilation the xylophone of x-termination, and master of all. Will be returning from his interplanetary business trip to PERSONALLY execute the hapless samurai once and for all.
The two pretend samurais prepare to face countless beetle drones, throngs of mercenaries, hordes of robots and the Master of Darkness himself. Their probablity of success? ZERO PERCENT!

>write in

>>2831246
The two call up all of the Samural Jack's foolish friends in a effort to help break Jack out of his prison before the execution.

>>2831246
>>2831263
this

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>>2831263
>>2831269

Ugggggggh how many friends with great combat skills does the samurai have? How do these losers all have phones!? And each others phone numbers!? AND ALL CLOSE ENOUGH TO CRASH THE EXECUTION WITHIN A SEVEN DAY NOTICE!?!?!?
Who even are these people? (Oh wait I've met the guy on the right)

>write in

>>2831285
Good quest
Good night

>>2831285
All those FOOlish very bad warriors join together, to discuss a most cunning yet completely futile plan to rescue the very bad samurai from his much deserved fate.

Once this is done, someone should record themselves reading the whole thing as if they were Aku telling a story, I've heard some anons over at /co/ with amazing Aku impersonations

>>2831368
+1

>>2831285
Backing >>2831368 especially that spoiler

Hello, in case you were wondering; I am not kill and am going to bed. I will draw a new update tomorrow.

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>>2831368
>All those FOOlish very bad warriors join together, to discuss a most cunning yet completely futile plan to rescue the very bad samurai from his much deserved fate.
I hope they bring snacks.

>>2831455
>I am not kill and am going to bed.
This is both good and allowed.

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>>2831368
>>2831421
>>2831448
>>2831687

The bad samurai sympathisers began plotting their hare brained schemes.
The fools floundered uselessly trying to strategize for a fight that could not be won, eventually their time ran out and they were force to implement the least terrible of their imprudent plans.

>write in

>>2832535
>Put the 300 on the giant robot, Make the robot do a giant basket ball slamdunk on the area while the team is inserted through the front door a few minutes earlier, letting the 300 fight to the death above while they sneak away with him.

>>2832535
The giant robot, 300 spartans and 2 nerds will run interference and appear to be the rescue effort. they make a big show of force and draw many of aku's forces in the area to fight.

Meanwhile black guy, girl and scotsman are the actual rescue effort and are sneaking in to free the samurai.

I guess it's pretty much this >>2832542

>>2832542
>>2832547
I like it.
Solid strategy.

>>2832547
This is good plan

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>>2832542
>>2832547
>>2832560
>>2832572

The fools make a diversion and send in a very small team of 3 warriors into the ruins.
Little do they know Aku has cunningly left his most dangerous warriors lurking within!

The infiltrators creep closer to their DOOM!

>write in

>>2832655
Pretend to be bounty hunters, that come here to see the perfidious samurai execution!

>>2832655
>>2832662
This works.

>>2832655
As the warriors creep towards their DOOM, they step around security camaras' cones of vision and display ninja like abilities, as well as godly bluffing as bounty hunters, leaving no trace.

after all, they are only fools.

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>>2832662
>>2832666
>>2832668

While the army is distracted the intruders bluff their way through security masquerading as bounty hunters.
This proves to be a big mistake! Now the fools must face the most terrifying opponent of all: a really really slow entrance queue.

>>2832781
Be bad people and cut in line.

I feel dirty now

the quest is about very bad samurais committing petty crimes again. full circle.

>>2832798
And be really obnoxious too, make those we don't cut in line leave by their own volition

>>2832781
Embrace darkness. Cut in line.

>>2832781
ask this gentleman if he'd be willing to trade tickets

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I love this quest.

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>>2832798
>>2832802
>>2832803

The foolish girl pretending to be a samurai asks the Gentleman to swap tickets.
"The Gentleman..." he begins...
The disorderly scotsman unveils his horrible method of torture and begins bellowing noise driving away the poor innocent execution antendees.
The majority of the waiters vacate the room leaving the way to the execution chamber open.
"Uh, ladies first I always say."
The Gentleman kindly hands the lady the redundant ticket.

The four of them proceed through to the execution chamber...

>write in

>>2832965
... And come to their greatest obstacle yet! The virtuous and always vigilant Bouncer, who blocks their path, as his his SWORN duty to Aku.
He demands to check the pretend samurai and her very bad band for their tickets.

>>2832965
Proceed like badass assassins, assess the defenses, then slay any innocent robot guards and free the very bad samurai!
Or sumptin

>>2832997
This again.

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>>2832997
>>2833101

The bouncer is indeed mighty and vigilant. However all of the intruders actually have tickets due to their vile lies of being bounty hunters. The bouncer is forced to let them pass.

The floating steel prison containing the samurai floats in the distance in the remains of a decrepit concrete dome.

>>2833015
The three proceed like badass assassins slaying various WORTHLESS sentries. But three servants of Aku are present and are well versed in the art of stealth and assassination. They confront one another.
The killer Shinobi of Aku, the skilledrobot bounty hunter who captured the samurai. Vs a fat bald man, and two fools who think themselves samurai.
(Also the Gentleman is there too, I guess)
Even if by some miracle they could win. Aku would descend upon the dome in less than an hour and crush them all! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>write in

>>2833176
The overweight and smelly one, the Foolish Scotsman engages the skilled robot bounty hunter in a hail of bullets, keeping it focused on the shoot out while Da SA-MU-RAI clashes swords with the killer Shinobi of Aku, how foolish of him, for the shinobi is one of Aku's finest.
The Gentleman refuses to fight the lady pretend samurai!? W-What!? How very unfortunate to have such "lofty" morals in such a line of work, perhaps the Shape-shifting master himself, in all his dark wisdom, will teach him that men and women alike should SUFFER and DIE equally.

>>2833176
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
They were funky sam-ur-ai and funky Scottish guy
They were chopping bots up and they were chopping bots down
It's an ancient fighting art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip
There was funky samurai and bragging Scottish guy
He said 'ere comes th' big boss, let's get it on
They took a bow before the fun, one started shooting with a gun
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand new trip

Keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on

>>2833237
>>2833255
these

during the fight the girl is going for the cage, determined to free the samurai she pretty much got captured

>>2833237
Or this

>>2833176
Backing >>2833237 >>2833255

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwBKjK7Xik0

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>>2833524
>>2833530
>>2833531

>The background of light and dark that the shinobi can hide in is undone by the purple brought on by the funky tunes of Carl Douglas, enveloping da samurai in his own camouflage while rendering the shinobi completely visible in contrast.
This is pure kino

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The desperate girl rushes to the cage but to her dismay she had been deceived by the ALMIGHTY AKU.
He claimed to be arriving in 7 days but he was actually arriving in 6 days 23 hours and 30 minutes!
A tower of darkness crashes into the ground before her. And standing before her is none other than Aku himself. He rips the chains from the ground and holds the prison aloft.
And then he says "Foolish girl! This samurai prison is forever beyond your reach!"
Hahahahaha poor samurais.
Then Aku crushes the cage and the very bad samurai along with it and destroys the scotsman, da samurai and the samurai girl with his laser eyes.
The end.
/quest.

>write in

>>2833637
Before the master of masters Aku is able to crush the cage, the girl uses the forbidden secret technique taught by da Samurai over these last 6 days.
She can fly!? Jumping good towards the arm holding the cage the not so pretending samurai girl wielding a magic sword cuts Aku's grasp of the cage, causing it to fall and break, releasing the very bad samurai.

>>2833637
>>2833663
support


she sticks a perfect 3 point landing behind aku at the same time as the cage shatters on the ground, and tosses the magic sword to the samurai who catches it

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>>2833663
>Before the master of masters Aku is able to crush the cage, the girl uses the forbidden secret technique taught by da Samurai over these last 6 days.
>She can fly!? Jumping good towards the arm holding the cage the not so pretending samurai girl wielding a magic sword cuts Aku's grasp of the cage, causing it to fall and break, releasing the very bad samurai.

>>2833677
>she sticks a perfect 3 point landing behind aku at the same time as the cage shatters on the ground, and tosses the magic sword to the samurai who catches it


Preposterous! This girl is clearly a normal human. Has no cybernetics other than her eye and has only 6 days of combat training! How is she able to jump this high!?!?!?

I'VE HAD ENOUGH! YOU ARE ALL FOOLS! CONSTANTLY DERAILING MY STORY. MY GLORIOUS QUEST IS WASTED UPON YOU WORMS.
TRULY /QST/ IS THE WORST OF ALL BOARDS.
NOW HEAR THIS: THE ONE TRUE ENDING OF THIS QUEST FOR ALL ETERNITY!

Aku the shapeshifting master of darkness unleashes catastrophe upon the battlefield blasting the flesh from all bones. No one survives except for Aku! So concludes the tale of the very bad samurai.
/thread

>write in

>>2833783
In a quick turn of events the two science fools and the 300 foolish warriors crash through the building right on time still inside the giant robot, to shield everyone from the flesh blasting attack.

>>2833783
the bad samurai and his allies all beat the crap out of Aku together until he's forced to turn into a bat and fly away

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>>2833778
See
>>2833792
Mechtastic rescue
>>2833793
And battering

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This quest is over. Thank you for your participation. I was really amused by how it all turned out.
This is the true end. For real this time.

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>>2833876
Fun times were had OP, thank you.
10/10 better than season 5
Now an anon with Aku's voice needs to get on this.

>>2833876
Great Quest OP, glad I can be part of it.

>>2833876
thanks for running op, you're good at drawing these

It was fun yeah.

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>>2833876
You did good OP.
Archive this bad boy.

>>2831368
>someone should record themselves reading the whole thing as if they were Aku telling a story, I've heard some anons over at /co/ with amazing Aku impersonations
>>2833884
>Now an anon with Aku's voice needs to get on this.
THIS

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>>2833884
>Now an anon with Aku's voice needs to get on this.
I'd rather see it be turned into a fully animated/voiced episode. A man can dream.

>>2833896
>you're good at drawing these
A lot of tracing occurred. My urge to try and produce a good image gradually took over. At the start I was trying to crank them out in >30 minutes each.

>>2833949
>Archive this bad boy.
I always archive my shit! Nice .jpg btw.

>>2833885
>>2833933
Yeah boi

>>2833981
>I'd rather see it be turned into a fully animated/voiced episode.
Once the voice is down, an animation is inevitable.

>A man can dream.
It's happened before, like that dense shonen protagonist encountering a succubus.