Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2801569
Go to the bar.

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2801569
Ask for milk at the bar.

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>>2801569
Looks like you found yourself at Da Damn Bah, Ramble.
>The damn bar?
Watcha say Mac?
Looks like you got the attention of the bar keep. Watcha gonna do Ramble?

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2801581
Order a shirley temple

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>>2801580
Did you just fuckin' say milk, Mac?
>Uh yeah?
Did you read da damn sign? It's Da Damn Bah.
>You guys don't have milk?
It's Da Damn Bah not Da Damn Dairy Store. You okay, Mac?
It IS Da Damn Bah.wanna try ordering something else?

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2801591
Order a hard cider

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>>2801584
Fine! give me a DAMN Shirley Temple.
He's giving you this fucking look now.
Pfff, alright Mac. Here's yah Shirley Damn Temple.
he's handing you the most REALISTIC Shirley Temple you've ever seen.
he's still giving you that damn look though.

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2801606
(Lol)

Time to flirt with some bitches

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Order Shirley Temple

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2801610

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>>2801595
You just drank that entire temple in one gulp.
>And a hard DAMN Cider.
Damn,alright Mac.
That seemed to get him off your damn back. It seems to just be you two in here. There was literally only one chair too.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2801620
Leave with your cider and engage public intoxication from 1 hard cider

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>>2801609
You feel like flirting with some bitches. Too damn bad there aren't any around here.
>>2801610
Considering the look he gave you before, you don't really feel like ordering another one.
I don't want yah mad now Mac.
>Damn right i'm mad.
Just chill Mac.
>You ain't got no DAMN bitches, and i bet you can't own this DAMN bar because you ain't got no DAMN licence because you never got your DAMN GED.
>Damn, Mac.
Damn.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2801623
This

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>>2801623
You swing your leg around whipping yourself towards the door and kick it open.
Yo! Mac, pay yah damn tab!
>Lick my damn taint!
DAMN!
all the liquid courage seems to be getting you somewhere.
>Shut your damn mouth.
I don't have a damn mouth, you damn dummy. What do you even think you're doing right now?

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2801647
A thrifty pants salesman tries to sell you pants

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>>2801647
>I didn't think of that.
you never really do Ramble.
>Whuddya mean by that?
It's nothing. Forget it. besides i'm sure something will come up. Like it normally does.
>What does THAT mean?

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>>2801649
Pant!
>what?
What?
Paaaaaant.
This guy is just showing you a pair of pants.
>Um, nice pants?
You want the pant.
>I do?
You do?
You NEED pant.
>I need pant...
Do you really need pant though?

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2801658
Yes. Your ding dong is showing. It's just too small to see.

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>>2801658
i'm just gonna say this Ramble, Pant Guy looks pretty damn suspect
>Mmmm...
I mean first off the pants are just floating.
>They are.
And they don't look very good. They don't even look like REAL pants.

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>>2801660
I mean just to be honest with you here, i don't think you need one. You're all kinda just wearing body suits. Why would you need pants anyway? It'd just get int the way of your Tra La La.
>My what?
Your Ding Ding Dong.
>Oh... yeah you're right.
And once again, unrealistic floating pants, being given to you by some dude that's only asking you a question with one word.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2801664
Coffee guy passes by, spilling coffee over the pantsu

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>>2801668
OH SHIT.
Some dude just spilled coffee all over those pants.
>Oh shit.

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>>2801670
Those some defective pant.

>>2801674
>Rolled 3 (1d3)
The random dude buys you a new and better set of pantsu.

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>>2801674
Oh god.. not again...
>Again?
Pant Man's turning...that guys fucked Ramble, you gotta get the fuck outta here.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2801686
Seek shelter in the Bah

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>>2801686
Get back to the Bar!
>What the fuck is going on?
Can't you see he's TURNING?! Get to the DAMN BAH!

>>2801692
>Is that guy gonna be okay?
No way, that guys ass is dead for sure.
>No way, he's... fine...
Dead.
>Oh yeah, well i hear you shit your pant-
*PPPffffftthhhrprprprpffffffth*
>Damn...
THE DAMN BAH RAMBLE!

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>>2801697
I shat pant hard, my bad

>>2801698
Aw shiiit
Lets hope the bah man has some big guhns

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>>2801698
Kick that damn door in!
*kickaroonie*
What in the damn...
>Hey Bah Keep, you got guns?
What the DAMN hell you mean i got guns?!
>YOU GOT GUNS?!
lets hope he has guns.

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>>2801703
>FUCKIN' GUNS, DO YOU HAVE THEM?!
Mac,you can't just curse in my damn bah. This is my damn bar, and its got only one damn rule. The golden damn rule.
He's pointing to a poster on the wall. Looks cheesy.

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>>2801718
Well? Say sorry to him.
>...
Can you seriously not talk right no- It's behind us right now.
Listen mac, you gonna stand there mouth agape, or are you gonna apologize and pay yah damn tab?
What the fuck are we gonna do Ramble?

Rolled 1 (1d2)

I'm gonna roll for a break since it's getting slow. heads or tails basically. 1 I take a break and make breakfast. 2 i stay for another 15, and then i roll again.

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>>2801738
Well thank god. I'm gonna go make some damn eggs. You guys think of things you wanna happen. First 3 (different) anons get to decide what happens by rolling 1d3. when i get back and 3 anons have rolled for what they want to happen, i'll get back to work.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2801740
Apologize and swear your life to him

>>2801740
Hey, sorry about this but i got some important life/work stuff happening. I'm gonna be off until probably around 6pm (central time). check back around then. If i'm not here around then it'll probably be some random time in the morning like 3am or some shit. i wanna at least finish this off tonight though so i can start a new one later down the line. it's been fun so far to just doodle and shit again. I've been really rusty and not drawing at all (as you can tell) so i've just said fuck it and decided that dooling is the best option for now. faster, and you guys get what you want in a reasonable time. see yall later tonight or something.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

Apologize, then ask for guns

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>>2801751
>>2801779
>listen Keep, i'm sorr-
No you listen Mac. You still gotta tab yah gotta pay. And of course I got guns. I've got guns because of people like you who run off without paying. Yah lucky i don't put a bullet in yah head right now!
>Keep, i'll swear my life and loyalty to you and your establishment RIGHT DAMN NOW if you load up and KILL THIS DAMN MONSTER COMING IN HERE!
You're the real damn monster if you don't pay yah damn tab.
Damn it, what are we gonna do this time?

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>2803137

Pull out some paper and draw some paper money. And then pay the bartender with them.

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>2803137
A monster hunter joins the fray

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>>2804055
Don't we have any Money, just pay your damn tab!
Pay yah damn tab!
>Alright! Fine! Jees!

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>>2808046
>All i've got is... this...
Mac, you gotta be kidding me. That's a penny.
>A BIG GOD DAMN PENNY!
What am i gonna do with one cent?
>Well i mean you could melt it down and-
Lemme stop you there, it's illegal to deface, or even melt currency.
>Can't we just keep it between us?
It just wouldn't feel right melting ol Lincolns damn face off.

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>>2808048
>HOLY SHIT JUST TAKE THE GIANT GOD DAMN PENNY CAN'T YOU SEE I'VE GOT MUSTACHE TENTACLES FONDLING ME?
Mmmmm... i dunno Mac, i'll set your tab to one less cent than it was before but you gotta pay the rest.
>FINE JUST SHOOT THE DAMN MONSTER!
Nah.
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY NAH

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>>2808050
>>2805815
Don't worry, i got a guy. Yo mac!

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>>2808053
>>2805815
Don't call me Mac, Bub.
>HELP.

Rolled 2 (1d3)

OUR HERO

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>>2808065
Our hero! Looks like we might actually be getting saved!
>I COULD KISS YOU!
Now hol' up. I'mma need one'a dem big ol pennies.
>Really dude?

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>>2808068
How'd you know m'name?
His name's Dude apparently.
>Whatever man, just kill this thing.
Gimme one'a dem big pennies an' yah got yerself a deal.
>FINE!
Thats all i needed to hear. Say yer prayers yah ugleh son of a gun.

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>>2808075
Did he just throw his gun?

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>>2808081

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>>2808085

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>>2808089

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>>2808094

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>>2808096

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>>2808100
I'll be takin' that penny now.
>Well damn, hold on. Lemme see if i got another one.

first to roll a 3 decides what Ramble pulls out as payment.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2808108
A nuclear bomb

>>2808493
Welp

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>2808493
Worth a lot more than a penny
It works tho

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Hey everyone, i'd just like to say it doesn't take long for me to draw shit. probably takes me 1-5 minutes just to draw these shitty things. Feel free to interrupt my combos with requests for Ramble, or just for shit to happen. It makes things more interesting, and gives me a tiny challenge. So go nuts, i don't like having to wait till next day just to only have 2 posts, and then only draw one thing. You know?

>>2808493
>>2808500
>>2808978
>um, this is all i got.
S'at a nuke Bub?
>Sure looks like it.
It is.
Well i reckon that's more payment than needed. Guess i need a bigger suitcase now. Take all muh weapons in one.
>Well it's all yours. Thanks for killing that monster of the night.
Oh it ain't dead.
>...What?
Yeah, thing ran off. Remember? Tell yah what. Gimme a holler if yah need muh services again.

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>>2811581
Here's muh card.
The picture isn't Dude. It says "World peace and Taco Tuesday guaranteed by the World Marshal Federation".
>What's the WMF?
Well we gotta protect the world somehow bub.
>Who's the guy in the picture?
You kiddin'? Thats the world Mayor Bub. Well, I'm outta here.
>Alright Dude, see you later.

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>>2811624
>Well looks like we're safe now.
You mean you're safe now. I'd have been fine. I've got guns.
>You mean you could have shot the damn thing?
You gave me a damn penny, I ain't risk'n nothin' for you Mac.
>Damn Keep, that's cold.
Yah still owe me at least 56.99 for the rest of your tab.
>Cmon man, every time i pull something outta my pocket it's just something random.
Oh yeah? Do it again.
Not this shit again. I mean i'm pretty sure we've proved it at this point your pocket is linked to some random pocket dimension that houses random objects in it. Do we really need to prove it again?

>>2811661
Ignore the huge line going through Ramble. He can ignore physics anyway. If you spot any "mistakes" it's just canonical that Ramble somehow did it.

>>2811661
>You know what? Screw it.

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>>2811741

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>>2811744
>>2811686
What in the damn-

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>>2811766

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>>2811787
>how's this? >>2809298
What the fuck is that?
>Fuck if i know, that tuckered me out though.
I'm extremely worried about you as a person.
If that doesn't prove it nothing will.
>Well here's the rest of my payment.
This is still not currency.
>I don't care. It's priceless. Put it on your wall or something. Frame it.
Yeah, frame a completely different reality.

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>>2811829
>Well, with that...
No no no, you bettah not lea-
>I'm off!
YAH DAMN TAB NEEDS TO BE PAID IN FULL NEXT TIME OR I'M GONNA SHOOT YAH IN THE DAMN TAINT!
And with that, our protagonist leaves the scene full of vigor, and ready for adventure. WHat will happen to Ramble on his next quest (for something to do)? Find out next time in RAMBLE QUEST!
>That sounded like the end of an episode.
Right you are.

>>2811906
The Episode ends