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>>2781788
Last time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:

The Siege of New Salda continued, the Covenant sending more and more ships towards the planet. You and your allies do your best, destroying the attacking warships by the score but they just keep coming. You arrive to aid Leyas and Sarada’s group, most of their fighters having been injured. You clear a path for the survivors, most escaping towards the arena while two brave warriors sacrificed themselves to stall the Covenant. Meanwhile the Covenant unleashed some sort of weapon that heavily disrupted magic, forcing Aku and his daughters to flee as well as Raven no longer being able to open portals to New Salda. After the arena takes a direct attack from space, killing most of the wounded there, a new face arrives. As we rejoin Karn, he has just greeted the great and powerful lKing Cold.

“Once again, the universe shall tremble in terror at the name of King Cold!” he declares as he flares his dark blue aura, knocking everyone nearby over again. You’re the first to react, throwing a fist in the air and unleashing a mighty cheering roar. The other Saiyans quickly follow your lead, a chorus of roars going up. Cold smirks at this, enjoying the praise he’s getting, as Vegeta thinks to you in a panic.

“Karn what the hell is that?!!” Vegeta telepathically asks you.
“Relax, its King Cold!” you reply. “He’s here to help!”
“Wait, THAT’S King Cold?!” he says, you then feeling your link with Vegeta also touching King Cold’s mind. “Greetings, King Cold.
“Greetings, young King Vegeta.” Cold replies. “It seems your planet has quite the pest problem.”
“Indeed, your majesty.” Vegeta says, you knowing him well enough he’s trying something. “Your overwhelming presence here is most certainly welcome in our time of trial. I assume you were watching the opening of the fight?”
“Oh, nonsense.” Cold says telepathically, you watching him smirk. “I’ve been watching up until a few minutes ago. I left my abode as soon as every powerlevel in this area of space completely vanished, and came to investigate.”
“It seems they have some means of shutting down magic, as well as some of our other special abilities.” you say, speaking up. “Aku was forced to flee, and we can no longer telepathically reach Raven, her last portal was forced shut by whatever it is they’re doing.”

“I see.” King Cold tells you both. “Worry no longer, I’ll handle this myself.
“Yes King Cold!” you and Vegeta both reply, Cold smirking at you before ending the link and blasting into the sky.
“Karn, what the hell?” Meloka asks, you turning to her. “What was that about?”
“We’re about to have one less problem.” you say. “But for now-“

Well?
>Keep defending the arena and your wounded
>Clear a path, take everyone to the city
>Leave Meloka back on defense, go attack
>Hellzone Grenade over the arena and defend
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote

>>2781790
>Clear a path, take everyone to the city

>>2781790
>>Clear a path, take everyone to the city

>>2781790
>Clear a path, take everyone to the city
Threadly reminder this is a MARATHON SEIGE, NOT A SINGLE BATTLE

Meloka and karn have been going, and going, and going.
They need rest, especially meloka right now.

>>2781790
>Clear a path, take everyone to the city

>>2781790
got the bandages off my hand yesterday, the burns are no longer an open wound. sylvadine is a miracle worker

>>2781826
Good to hear.

Rolled 32, 100, 32, 35, 35, 37, 51 = 322 (7d100)

>>2781805
>>2781811
>>2781812
>>2781816
Clear a path, take everyone to the city wins. Roll me a 2d100.

Rolled 92, 3 = 95 (2d100)

>>2781877
Goddamn those rolls.

Rolled 25, 3 = 28 (2d100)

>>2781877

Rolled 89, 52 = 141 (2d100)

>>2781877

Rolled 62, 37 = 99 (2d100)

>>2781877

>>2781885
fuck me....better than dub 3s though.......HOW THE FUCK DID YOU TWO DO THAT>>2781884
>>2781883

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>>2781883
>>2781884
>>2781885
92/100, 52/100. Success, then not quite a success. Writing.

>>2781877
someone is doing good for themselves in that sea of mediocracy.

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>>2781790
What you were going to say is interrupted as a massive explosion rocks the sky. You fee King Cold’s power, ending millions of lives in an instant.

“Damn.” Leyas says, looking at the blast.
“Meloka, Leyas, we’re getting everyone out of here, and to the city.” you say. “We can’t cover the whole planet, but we can all hold out there.”
“Alright.” Meloka says, them both moving to start checking on everyone and see what condition they’re in. The Power Balls had all been destroyed, everyone who had been in their Oozaru form is now back to their base.
“Okay everyone listen up!” you call out, getting the Saiyans’ attention. “Staying here’s a bad idea, so we’re all gonna move out to the city and meet up with King Vegeta and the others. We move out in two minutes!”
“Yes sir!” the Saiyans call out. You spend the next minutes organizing everyone, readying everyone who can still fight and those that can’t. Besides you and Meloka, there are a half-dozen Saiyans who could still fight, and a dozen who can’t. Having them carry the injured means they can’t fight, so it’s down to you and Meloka to cover them. But you think the two of you’ve got this.

“Alright, move out!” you call, taking to the air. Everyone follows your golden glow, Meloka bringing up the rear to cover you all. At first the trip is uneventful, King Cold having cleared the skies far above, but as you approach the city you’re greeted to the sight of an ongoing battle. Hundreds of Oozaru surround the city, blasting near-indiscriminately into the on rushing hordes of Covenant forces. Their warships and fighters fill the skies while their land vehicles inch ever-closer to the city. “Alright everyone, we’re here. Follow me, and don’t fall behind!”

“Right!” they all shout, and you once more leap into battle. The Covenant forces don’t see your arrival, focused on their target of the city. Taking advantage of this you quickly gather your power, feeling the strain of the battle starting to catch up to you as you form your energy into a Super Energy Bomb, the glow from your attack catching some attention. But its too late for them, they cannot stop you. With a shout you hurl the sphere down, it detonating in a firey blast.

“GO! GO! GO!” you shout, leaping into the opening as the other Saiyans follow close behind.
cont

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>>2782021
With the Covenant unprepared for an attack behind them, you are quickly able to carve a path. Using your Death Slashes to clear wide areas to great effect, your little group is able to quickly close the distance towards the city. But as you draw closer the Covenant forces tighten ranks, attacking you from all sides. If it were just yourself and Meloka you could simply push through, but that would leave Leyas, Kabuya, and the others to die. Your forward progress is stalled to a crawl, you and Meloka furiously defending the others. Dammit, you were so close!

“Karn, quickly, throw up a Barrier!” King Vegeta tells you telepathically. Understanding his plan immediately you comply, your Barrier going up and around everyone just in time.
“FINAL FLASH!!” you hear the young King roar, everything outside your Barrier turning golden as Vegeta fires at you all. The Covenant are obliterated by the king’s power, Vegeta ending the attack after a few moments. You then drop your Barrier, Vegeta flying over and the three of you cover the Saiyans as you all pass under the ring of Oozaru and enter the city.

“Thanks, King Vegeta.” you say once you’ve gotten everyone out of immediate danger, Vegeta nodding to you then taking over the group. He leads them to an emergency field hospital inside one of the nearby buildings. You simply drop to the ground, laying on your back and catching your breath. This battle’s really taking its toll on you, and as you lay there the exertions finally catch up to you. You simply lay there with your eyes closed, exhaustion washing over you in waves. After a moment you can hear Meloka lay down beside you, her hand reaching out and grabbing yours. A small smile comes to your face, you grabbing her right hand in your left. You feel the warm embrace of sleep climbing up on you, if you remain here you’ll probably be asleep within a minute. But can you afford it?

Well?
>Take a nap, you’re no good to anyone if you pass out in battle
>Get up, you can still keep fighting
>Not yet, check with King Vegeta and see how the battle’s going
>Lay there but try not to fall asleep, you need to be ready to move at a moment’s notice.
>Other(write in)

>>2782102
>sit still and meditate to recover, don't fall asleep
>let everyone know you're recovering and need cover

>>2782102
>Take a nap, you’re no good to anyone if you pass out in battle
this might be our only opportunity
and its only going to get harder and harder

>>2782109
I'll say this, meditating to recover our energy has been surprisingly effective whenever we've done it in the past.
It may be better than just simply sleeping, i don't know.

>>2782102
This>>2782109
quick not!power nap

>>2782109
Supporting

>>2782102
Backing >>2782109

>>2782109
Dis

Rolled 11, 99, 58, 52, 59, 51, 35, 26 = 391 (8d100)

>>2782109
>>2782114
>>2782134
>>2782154
>>2782167
Meditate and let everyone know you’re recovering wins. Roll me a 2d100.
First DC 80

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2782189

Rolled 50, 90 = 140 (2d100)

>>2782189

Rolled 188 (1d200)

>>2782194
>>2782189
whoops, that's a 1d100
sorry, multitasking here

>>2782197
...or maybe i'm just a goddamn retard.
I'll hold off on the rolling for now.

Rolled 15, 22 = 37 (2d100)

>>2782189
lets go

>>2782200
FUCKING CUNT!

Rolled 31, 16 = 47 (2d100)

>>2782189
Rollan

Rolled 81, 10 = 91 (2d100)

>>2782189

>>2781877
>Rolled 32, 100, 32, 35, 35, 37, 51 = 322 (7d100)
>100
>>2782189
>Rolled 11, 99, 58, 52, 59, 51, 35, 26 = 391 (8d100)
>99

WHO THE FUCK IS GETTING THESE CRITS OUT THERE, GDQM?!

>>2782212
WHY DIDNT YOU GET HERE SOONER?!

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>>2782195
>>2782200
>>2782211
50/100, 90/100. Failure, but that 90 is really good. Writing.

>>2782223
Because I HATE Saiyans. Especially ones whose names begin with K.

>>2782232
Why do you live and why has no one shot you yet?

>>2782215
>it's King Cold
>you can hear him laughing in orbit

He's so happy to be killing again you can hear him through vacuum.

Sorry about the delay guys, next update will be out within around 30 minutes.

How large is Karns dick?

>>2782502
The biggest, actually cannon too, it was in one of the first 10 threads. Such as, at full mast, Meloka can be carried impaled on it. And likely has several times.

>>2782517
Nice

>>2782517
https://youtu.be/__nKjjNLrhc?t=15

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First roll was to stay awake.
>>2782102
Focusing your mind as you lay there, you mentally connect to Vegeta, Nappa, Meloka, and the others. You aren’t certain how many hear you, but you get your message out regardless as you fight to stay awake.

“Hey, I’ll be back in a few.” you say telepathically. “I just need a few... minutes... to..”

And with that, you feel yourself lose consciousness. Darkness takes you. But only for a moment.

“Karn! Karn wake up!” you hear someone shouting, shaking you. You spring awake, leaning forward instantly. You hadn’t meant to fall asleep, but here you are, Nappa shaking you awake. “C’mon, break’s over.”
“I wasn’t sleeping.” you mutter, grabbing Nappa’s massive hand and let the giant haul you to your feet. He looks rough, battered, bruised, but still standing tall. “How long was I out?”
“A little over an hour.” Nappa says as you regain your feet and you look around, and once you notice Meloka isn’t beside you you immediately focus your senses and observe the battle happening all over the planet. Not much has changed, the majority of Saiyans are still defending the city. You’re still surrounded on all sides, the Covenant’s attack having not let up. And further out on the Guardian’s island, you sense the Guardian, Meloka, and Bardock holding out against the Covenant there. “But we’ve got a problem.”

Before you can ask, your instincts scream that you’re in danger. Without thinking you push Nappa aside with your left hand, drawing your Energy Blade with your right as you transform into a Super Saiyan. You swing your blade to your right, it clashing against a Sangheili blade as the creature becomes visible. Before it can follow up, you fire a quick Eye Beam through its face, killing it instantly.

“They’re the problem.” Nappa says, you both going back-to-back as more than two dozen Sangheili appear in a wide circle, blades out.

What now?
>Rush and Energy Blade
>Super Energy Blade and rush
>Defend and counter
>Death Slash
>Scattershot
>Defend and Death Beams
>Scatter Beam
>Other(write in)

>>2782581
Ten fingered scatter beam

>>2782581
>>2782596
This.

>Scatter Beam

I will lend my expertise to this battle

>>2782581
>>Scatter Beam

>>2782581
>Circular death slash around us to make them jump into the air
>scatter beam them all while they're in the air and can't maneuver

Rolled 39, 87, 36, 24, 8, 33 = 227 (6d100)

>>2782596
>>2782603
>>2782605
>>2782616
>>2782649
Scatter Beam wins it. Roll me a 2d100.
First DC: 40
Second DC: 60

Rolled 75, 40 = 115 (2d100)

>>2782656

Rolled 91, 28 = 119 (2d100)

Rolled 88, 72 = 160 (2d100)

>>2782656

>>2782665
>>2782663
The tactical genius and his lieutenant win the day

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>>2782660
>>2782663
>>2782665
91/100, 72/100. Both successes, writing.

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>>2782663
>>2782665

>>2782677
>>2782680
Yeah, this is the part where everyone at home gets to watch karn go from sleeping soundly to a beautiful, dancing slaughternaught in seconds flat.

They already watched him groggily stop an invisible sangheili's blow dead before ventilating his skull.
Hope the cameras caught that.

>>2782680
>>2782708
>And the award for the gayest execution goes to...GENERAL KARN of the PTO!
>Unfortunately he could not come to collect his prize as a meteor is about to collide with our planet in... NOW!

>>2782732
>gayest execution

I think that goes for that time Trunks got a faceful of Karn's 100% grade-A man-meat before getting ventilated. Though I guess it doesn't count since he didn't actually die. Damn senzu beans.

>>2782781
We should just straight up vaporize time patrollers from now on.
Trunks especially.

>>2782781
Well, technically he was dead for a few seconds, he was just able to move his jaw and he wasn't braindead.

If he didn't chew the senzu within like 20 seconds, he'd pass out and die from blood loss causing low blood pressure in his brain.

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>>2782581
“There’s no easy way out of this.” you think to yourself, deactivating your Energy Blade and taking your stance. Even as powerful as you are, one of the 32 blades surrounding you could get a lucky hit in on you. Without the ability to retreat, you can’t afford to take a serious injury now. You need to change the game, and you have the perfect move for this. You focus on the kis of the nearby Sangheili, extending your arms and pointing your fingers at several of them, eyes shifting to track them all. You see it on their faces as you gather your ki into your fingertips, prepared to fire.

“Kill the-!” one shouts, you unleashing your attack and interrupting him with a beam through the forehead. Your attack kills ten of the Sangheili instantly, their bodies dropping to the ground.
“Kill him!!” another shouts, the remaining twenty Sangheili all charging you and Nappa at once. You hear Nappa shout and feel the ground shake, but you can’t turn to see. You have to focus on the battle before you. Twelve Sangheili are all rushing you at once, you don’t have time to make a mistake. You again gather your ki as this time you point both hands forward. With a shout you unleash your Scatter Beams again, killing yet another ten splitjaws. Unfortunately, that still leaves two rushing you, and they’re too close. You don’t have time for another energy attack, and with Nappa behind you you can’t dodge either. You have no choice, you have to catch them.

“HAAAA!!” you shout, catching both Covenant blades as they swing them down at you. You feel the blades cut a little into your palms, barely breaking the skin. But your gambit paid off, both Sangheili left defenseless as your maneuver catches them both off-guard. You see them both reach for other weapons with their off hands, but it’s far too late for either of them. You fire your Guided Eye Beams, first through the left Sangheili then through the right one. As you kill them you release their blades, the bodies falling limply to the ground. You turn to see how Nappa’s doing, and are quite surprised.
cont

>>2782852
Keep the energy blade we caught. Thats a blade that we dont have to spend Ki to operate!

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>>2782852
Nappa’s standing tall amid several splitjaw bodies, holding one of the Sangheili by the skulls and crushing it in his giant hand as the last four approach. He pulls his right hand back, his ki swelling.

“BOMBER DX!!” Nappa roars, column of red energy exploding from his hand and slamming into the four splitjaws. His attack engulfs the four, you sensing their ki all suddenly vanish. Another moment later Nappa ends the attack, dropping his hand and panting. “Dammit. These sneaky bastards are really pissing me off.”

Nappa then turns to you, you seeing several cuts through his armor and all over his arms. None seem too deep, Nappa paying them no mind.

“Alright, so where am I needed?” you ask, Nappa panting another few moments to catch his breath before continuing.
“Ask. The King.” he says tiredly, sitting on the street. “He. He wanted to. Make sure. They didn’t. Catch you asleep.”
“Thanks Nappa.” you say, holding a hand down to him. He ‘hmph’s good-naturedly, taking your hand and lets you pull him upright. “I owe you one.”
“Heh, even after. All this time.” Nappa says tiredly, you both turning as someone shouts in a panic.

“Someone help!!” Cassa shouts, flying hastily across your view. At first is seems she’s flying from nothing, then you sense three Sangheili in hot pursuit. They’re still invisible, but with your ki sense you can easily track them.
“Dammit!” Nappa shouts, taking a step towards the young Saiyan then falling to a knee. He catches himself with his hands, glaring up at you. “Karn, get them!”
“On it!” you shout, blasting up off the ground. You fly up between Cassa and her pursuers, the three stopping short of your golden form.
“Shit!” one exclaims, the three backing off a bit from you. They’re no longer chasing Cassa, but now they’re all focused on you.

What will you do?
>Rush and attack, crush them
>Energy Blade and rush
>Super Energy Blade and rush
>Rush and take one’s blade, use one of their own blades against them
>Energy Wave, blast them all
>Guided Death Beam?
>Death Slash
>Other(write in)

>Energy Wave, blast them all

>>2783011
>Guided Death Beam?
No need to do much movement

>>2783011
>>Guided Death Beam

>>2783011
>Guided Death Beam?
It begins.

This one's for trunks.
Next time he dodges the scatter beams, they all turn around and follow his ass.

>>2783011
>Guided Death Beam
Minimal movement, minimal energy cost.
Also remind self to pocket one of the Sangheli energy blades for later.

>>2783011
Wait when did Nappa go Super Saiyan? Or is that just a random funny pic?

>>2783062
He and Tunnip both achieved the form in the weeks leading up to the battle. But he hasn’t come close to mastering it yet.

>>2783011
>>Guided Death Beam?

Rolled 88, 31, 89, 65, 57, 23, 16 = 369 (7d100)

>>2783029
>>2783033
>>2783036
>>2783046
>>2783056
>>2783068
Guided Death Beam? wins. Roll me a d100, and let’s see if this works.

DC 70

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>2783072

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>2783072

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>2783072

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>2783072

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>2783072

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>2783072

>>2783072
>>2783077
>>2783076
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYY

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>>2783073
>>2783074
>>2783075
66/100. Not quite there yet. Writing.

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>>2783011
If you can guide your Eye Beams, then you should be able to do the same with a Death Beam, right? That thought in mind, you gather your ki into a single point on your right index finger, pointing it at the center Sangheili. The three remain invisible, the two you’re not pointing at drifting further to your sides. At the last second you move, aiming instead at the one on your right and firing. It kills the creature, the other two moving towards you as you try and control the Death Beam. For some inexplicable reason the Death Beam is harder to control, it only curving instead of changing direction. But you’re forced to abandon the beam, the other two closing the gap and attacking. The Sangheili both try and impale you, but with a twisting Su Ma flip you’re easily able to avoid the pair of them, positioned at their defenseless backs.

Wasting no time you drive your left fist through the left one’s still-invisible skull, pulling your arm out as it becomes visible and drops. This gives the now-visible other one another chance to attack, but you’re more than ready. You lean to the side and twist, its overhead chop missing and passing through nothing but air. The splitjaw snarls and twists, trying to backhand you with its blade. But it is too slow, you catching it’s forearm with your left hand.

“Wha-“ it asks, you interrupting it by slicing through its arm with a barehanded chop. It screams in pain and clutches its stump, you catching the falling arm and prying the hilt from it. While the Sangheili screams in pain you observe the weapon, finding a button and pressing it. The blade deactivates in your hand, you holding only a small piece of metal. Pressing it again reactivates the blade, just as the pained noises stop.

“I’ll kill you for that!” you turn as the Sangheili shouts, drawing one of those crystal weapons and lifting it towards you. For a split-second you’re back to when you were trapped in the Healing Pod, but snap out of it immediately. Not today. “Die!!”

He shouts as he fires at you, you dodging aside faster than the Sangheili can track. You circle the wounded warrior, and before he knows what’s happening you swing. With a single stroke you decapitate him with his own blade, body and head falling separately to the planet below.

“Thanks.” Cassa says, nodding and giving a salute before hurriedly flying off again. You deactivate the blade, closing your eyes and focusing. The battle is progressing much the same, however you sense many more higher powerlevels in the attacking Covenant forces than before you’d fallen asleep. But several powerlevels within the city bother you, you don’t think they’re Saiyans or Tamaraneans.

What will you do?
>Hunt down those odd powers within the city
>Regroup with Nappa, see if he needs help
>Get back on the front lines, attack!
>Why are Tatsu and Turles outside of the city, get to them now
>Other(write in)

>>2783186
>>Get back on the front lines, attack!

>>2783186
>>Hunt down those odd powers within the city

>>2783186
>Hunt down those odd powers within the city
>Regroup with Nappa, see if he needs help
Let him know we are going to investigate

>>2783186
>>Get back on the front lines, attack!

>>2783186
>grab a second blade and use them to conserve energy
>telepathically contact nappa, see if he needs help
>telepathically contact tatsu and turles, ask them what's going on with them

>>2783186
Nevermind this>>2783214
this>>2783228
and
>>Hunt down those odd powers within the city

>>2783186
>>Hunt down those odd powers within the city
>>Other(write in)
Telepathically regroup with Nappa, Turles and Other Guy.

Rolled 26, 1, 13, 75, 63, 89, 51, 42, 73 = 433 (9d100)

>>2783191
>>2783192
>>2783225
>>2783228
>>2783237
>>2783244
Hunt down those odd powers within the city, and write in wins. Roll me a 3d100, and let’s see what happens next.

Rolled 74, 24, 22 = 120 (3d100)

>>2783270

Rolled 39, 99, 83 = 221 (3d100)

>>2783270

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>>2783272
Oh.
Okay.

Rolled 22, 94, 79 = 195 (3d100)

>>2783270

Rolled 87, 73, 36 = 196 (3d100)

>>2783270

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>>2783271
>>2783272
>>2783280
74/100, 99/100, 83/100. Interesting, these are some good numbers. And with that 99, you’ll get sonething special. Writing.

>>2783305
Would've preferred something special over sonething special, but i'll take what i can get.

>>2783312
Gotta roll a nat 100 for something special, man.

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>>2783186
Those strange powerlevels you sense are giving you a terrible feeling in your gut. You want to blast off after them, but first thing’s first. You drop down to Nappa, landing beside the large Saiyan who’s now back on his feet. But, something’s off. It takes you a moment, but then you notice Nappa’s back to his base form.

“You okay?” you ask your giant friend, concerned.
“Yeah, I’m fine.” Nappa says, obviously putting on a front. Its clear he’s exhausted, and barely on his feet. “I think I’m gonna, gonna go take a break. We’ve set up a place for everyone to rest, down at the hospital. I’m headed there.”
“Good luck.” you tell the giant, knowing staying with him would only hurt his pride. But, knowing whete he’s going, you can clear the path of any splitjaws before he gets there. You blast off, leaving Nappa behind as you travel to the closest one. On the way, you telepathically reach out to Tatsu and Turles.

“Tatsu. Turles. Can you guys hear me?” you ask, thinking to the elder Saiyan and Super Saiyan. “What’s going on?”
“Ah, you’re awake.” Tatsu replies. “We’re moving out to reinforce Meloka, the Guardian and Bardock. Meloka sent up a call for reinforcements a few minutes ago, and we’re responding. You should let her know you’re awake, she was worried about you.”
“I will.” you reply, ending the link as you drop from the air. You land in the middle of the street, arms crossed as the unseen power stops moving as you land. You say nothing as you lift your left arm, point a finger at the creature and fire a Death Beam. It tries to dodge, immediately leaping to the side as you lift your finger, but it does it no good. With an effort of will you curve the beam, it catching the creature. Your beam pierces straight through its chest, the Sangheili becoming visible and clutching at the hole, falling over. A few seconds later you feel its ki vanish entirely, the creature dying on the street. Wasting no time you lift back into the air, searching for the next target.

“Hey Meloka, I hear you called for backup, everything okay over there?” you telepathically ask her.
“Karn, you’re awake!” she replies, you feeling her joy through the psychic link. “We’re fine over here, Tatsu and Turles will be here in a minute. We just need to give the Guardian a break, he’s getting tired.”
“If you need me just let me know.” you tell her, as you zero in on the next Sangheili. “Some of those damn splitjaws have snuck into the city, I’m hunting them now.”
“Good luck.” she says, you replying in kind then ending the link as you blast off. You close the distance to your next target quickly, sensing it closing in on the hospital. You increase your speed, determined to arrive there first.
cont

>>2783491
Interesting idea...
Even if we can't (yet) bend the death beams at hard angles, if we use a scatter beam, i wonder if we can surround the enemy with what would end up looking like a ball of yarn, and then essentially tug on it to close the sphere of death beams around them, cutting or searing their flesh.

>>2783501
It sounds like it’d give us the mother of all migraines, effective as it’d likely be.

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>>2783491
By Ascending for only a split-second, you increase your speed even further and surge ahead of the Sangheili. You drop towards the ground at an angle, moving too fast to stop quickly in this form. You land and slide, spinning to face the approaching splitjaw as your feet carve trenches in the rocky ground. Your landing impact kicks up a cloud of dust, you sensing the Sangheili approaching you through the cloud. Its cloaking device even masks its sounds, but you can follow its movements by its ki as it closes in. When it closes within a few feet you again lift a hand, Death Beaming the creature. This one also becomes visible as it dies, looking at you completely confused. As its ki disappears, you launch yourself back into the air, focusing your senses for the next one.

As the minutes pass, you hunt down Sangheili after Sangheili, killing each of them with either a single beam or slash of the sword. You easily hunt them down one by one, the creatures no match for you. But as you approach the last one, you get an idea. Instead of bending the beams with your mind, what if... Oh yeah, this could work. Instead of approaching the last Sangheili, you instead focus your ki senses. This takes you several moments, but you focus on its ki to the exclusion of all others. Its energy cannot escape you now. You lift your left hand, an Energy Bomb readied. You focus on the ki in your fingertip and the Sangheili’s ki, until the two become one in your mind. You then open your eyes, and fire.

Your attack travels through the air, dropping towards the city and the Sangheili who thinks he’s hidden. You feel your attack close in, catching the creature and exploding. You then fly over to the cloud of smoke, sensing the Sangheili survived the blast.

-Homing Energy Bomb learned-

You drop cautiously towards the powerlevel, landing on the street a few dozen feet from it. You see the creature, covered in damage and half-buried in rubble from the blast. You lift a hand, preparing another Death Beam. The creature sees you and chuckles, pressing a button and dropping some glowing device.

“Heh, you fell for it, Super Saiyan.” the creature says, you suddenly sensing a few dozen incredible powerlevels dropping right towards you. With no time, you throw up your Barrier, pouring your energy into it to harden the shield. You watch as more than forty Hunters crash to the ground around you, one crushing the Sangheili as it lands. Two of the hulking creatures bounce off of your shield, your body straining from the impacts. The ones that crash to the ground around you kick up massive walls of dust, you deactivating your Barrier and sweeping a hand to clear the smoke and see what you’re up against.

Forty-two Mgalekgolo surround you, you suddenly feeling very, very alone.

>votes in a minute’s post, fuck character limits

>>2783582

red dawn?

>>2783582
Well, what now?
>Rush and attack
>Energy Blade and rush
>Covenant Blade and rush
>Super Energy Blade and rush
>Defend and counter
>Evade and counter
>Death Slashes, cut them down
>Defend and Death Beam counter
>Scatter Beams
>Super Explosive Wave
>Leap up and Super Energy Bomb
>Other(write in)

>>2783589
>Su Ma and Death Slashes

>>2783589
>>Death Slashes, cut them down

>>2783589
>fly up into the air, nice and high
>so high that you have plenty of time to dodge
>start tossing energy javelins down at them

>>2783597
Specifically, fire the energy javelins into their weapons, which will cause them to explode.
inb4 they all merge into another kaiju

>>2783589

>>2783593
Supporting.

Rolled 29, 88, 85, 37, 33, 47, 8, 97 = 424 (8d100)

>>2783593
>>2783596
>>2783597
>>2783664
>>2783588
Su Ma defense and Death Slashes wins. Roll me a 2d100.
First DC 65

Rolled 64, 61 = 125 (2d100)

>>2783679

Rolled 47, 70 = 117 (2d100)

>>2783679
FUUUUUUUUUU

Rolled 2, 97 = 99 (2d100)

>>2783679

>>2783684
>>2783685
>>2783688
>1 off
Fucking damnit

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>>2783684
>>2783685
>>2783688
64/100, 97/100. Failure then crushing success. You got them all, but...
Writing.

Rolled 46, 21 = 67 (2d100)

>>2783694
NO I DEMAND A REROLL

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>>2783684

>>2783697
all right... never mind

>>2783694
The cheif's shield survived fucking worse, and it was powered by a nuke, We'll be fine.

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>>2783582
You slowly crouch down into your fighting stance, trying to remain aware of each of the dozens of creatures surrounding you. They all are hunkered down behind their shields, cannons pointed at you. You notice a dozen have begun charging their weapons, and you realize you can’t stay still anymore. You have to attack.

“Die!!” you shout, firing a quick horizontal Death slash at those in front of you. You’d expected your attack to cut through them easily, but their massive shields hold. You gawk in surprise a moment, giving one behind you an opening. Before you can react one slams its massive shield into your back at full-force and knocking you at the ones before you.
“Those shields have to be as thick as their warships’ armor.” you think to yourself, front flipping once and kicking off the shield of the one you were knocked towards. You bounce back to the one that hit you, dropping down into a slide under it and firing a Death Slash up. Your attack easily slices this one in half, both halves’ ki dropping drastically. You have no time to finish it off, kicking up off the ground and flipping up and over to dodge the one in front of you slamming it’s shield down. You fire another Death Slash into this creature’s back, bisecting it from shoulder to hip. But before you can celebrate, you feel your back hit something shaking, then as you realize what’s happening the Mgalekgolo fires.

“FUCK!!” you shout, taking the blast fully in the back. Your armor saved you from serious damage, the attack launching you into the sky as your chest armor falls away.
“Dammit, that was too close!” you think to yourself as you fire a few Death Slashes from the air, feeling the breeze on your now-exposed, burned back. You fire off a dozen attacks, maiming a few as the rest take cover behind their shields and bide their time. You notice the telltale green glow of their cannons, even behind their shields and know what’s coming next.

Sure enough, two dozen green beams suddenly fire up at you, you activating your Barrier in response. Your shield holds, deflecting the energy from you. As their attacks stop you deactivate your barrier, a dozen immediately leaping up at you. Without the ability to fly their leaps are easy for you to Su Ma dodge around, Death Slashing each of them. Your instincts suddenly blaring a warning. You react a moment too slow, turning just in time to see the one who’d leaped up behind you, weapon charged. There’s no time for anything fancy, you crossing your arms before you to block as it fires. The blast hits your entire upper body, blasting you back down into the ground.
cont

>>2783951
Told you fuckers we should have flown up out of their effective range and just killed them with energy javelins.
Why the fuck would you stand in the middle of them and melee them when there's literally dozens?

That's retarded, and that's the option you chose.

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>>2783951
“Dammit.” you cough out, quickly forcing yourself back to your feet and take stock. Your upper body and arms took the brunt of the damage, your gloves and your torso’s suit were all blasted away, your skin slightly red. You notice your Bloodstone dropped to the ground, you quickly picking it up and tucking it down into your left boot. As soon as you do, another two Mgalekgolo leap down into your crater at you, cannons primed. You leap up over them, twisting and firing another pair of Death Slashes through them. Not bothering to watch them fall, you continue your twist, landing feet-first out of the crater and facing the remaining hunters.

“Who’s next?” you taunt waving the creatures forward as you flare your golden aura up and around you. They all let off their wierd roars, charging at you. After taking those attacks your mind is now laser-focused, your full attention on the foes before you. You roar in challenge, rushing and meeting their charge head-on. You spin past the first creature, ducking under a second’s cannon then flipping completely over a third, throwing Death Slashes with each movement. You dodge, spin, twist and flip your way past the creatures, carving them to bits with the energy from your fingertips. Several try and fire upon you in the melee, you making sure to slash their cannons and cause them to explode. After what feels like an eternity, but could only be a minute or two at most, you stand victorious. The worm-like creatures still alive abandon their armors, melding together into a giant mass. You feel their powerlevel begin rising rapidly, you need to do something about this, now!

But what?
>Final Flash
>Super Explosive Wave
>Super Energy Bomb
>Try to make a Super Energy Javelin?
>Other(write in)

>>2783983
>Try to make a Super Energy Javelin?
Intrigue intensifies

>>2783983
>>Super Energy Bomb

>>2783983
>>Final Flash

>>2783983
>>Super Energy Bomb

Rolled 26, 77, 28, 98, 41, 91, 63, 44, 57 = 525 (9d100)

>>2783987
>>2783998
>>2784002
>>2784028
Super Energy Bomb wins it, roll me a d100.
DC 70
Good luck

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>2784087

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>2784087

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>2784087

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>2783983
>Try to make a Super Energy Javelin?
The energy javelin pierces the surface and detonates underneath, in this case it'll act like a bunker buster, blowing it apar-

>>2784087
FUCK
i was too busy taking a shit!

>>2784100

the savior

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>>2784100
Fuck yeah

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>>2784091
>>2784097
>>2784100
94/100. Clutch secures the win, writing. This could have gone REALLY badly.

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>>2784100
that could've been embarrassing

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>>2784152
>not dancing around the back and mag-dumping with an AR
what a fucking disgrace

>>2784152
annnnnnnnnd saved.

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>>2783983
The tiny wormlike creatures all wriggle over the ground, merging themselves together into a massive pile. As more and more of them pile up, their collective powerlevel multiplies over and over. You leap back away from the mass, taking to the air as its power swells even further, closing in on your own. You leap back further, lifting your arms over your head and quickly gather your power. You begin forming a massive Super Energy Bomb over your outstretched hands, watching as the mass begins rising up off the ground towards you.

“Take this!!” you shout, dropping the massive energy sphere down. You watch in a mix of awe and terror as the mass changes shape, forming a massive hand and catching your attack. “Wh-What?!”

You feel that mass of worms fighting against your power, and after a moment begins actually pushing it back towards you.

“Oh, like hell I’m losing to a bunch of fucking worms!!” you roar, pushing back against the creatures. You strain against their collective power, the two of you near-evenly matched and unable to gain an advantage. You both push, and for over a minute you and the worms are deadlocked. “Alright I’ve had enough of this! RAAAAAAA!!”

With your roar you Ascend, lightning dancing along your aura as your strength instantly doubles. With your full power you quickly overwhelm the worms, your sphere slamming the mass straight down into the ground and exploding. You feel their massive ki vanish in the explosion, your attack killing the entire mass of creatures. You sigh out, returning back to a normal Super Saiyan and dropping down to the ground next to the newly-made crater. Before you can move on, however, you sense a single ship headed towards you. You don’t waste your time, lifting a hand and firing a Death Beam into it. The ship explodes, the husk dropping from the air and crashing near you.

But as you sense a survivor, you turn to the wreck to finish the job. You walk towards it, watching as the hull burns. As you get close you hear an odd, familiar sound. But before you can recall what it is, a chunk of the ship hurtles through the air towards you. Your eyes widen in surprise, narrowly dodging the improvised projectile. You twist around the hunk of metal, turning back towards the wreckage in time to see a familiar face.

“Wait, you’re-!”
cont

>>2784403
>he fucking lived
Brutus has been training hard, hasn't he?

But this is war, there's no time for games.
We must break him.

https://youtu.be/73jv66Fns18?t=390

>>2784403
Brutus or Arbiter
My money's on Brutus, the Arbiter's entrance would be more dramatic, narrative-wise

>>2784403
>that pic
Shrek?

fuck sake im ready for this war to be over with, covvies just die damn

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>>2784450
We should be through with all the cannon fodder at this point.
No more blasting ships, now the real fight begins.

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>>2784403
>>2784403
“Super Saiyan!” the Jiralhanae chieftan in red armor calls out, hefting his massive hammer. “Face me, Karn!”
“It doesn’t have to be this way.” you say, dropping into your fighting stance. “I’m giving you one chance. Put the hammer down, and I’ll let you live.”
“I can’t do that.” he says, taking his stance as well, hammer at the ready. “I have my own duty to fulfill, and I won’t back down.”
“So that’s how it is.” you say with a sigh. You’d actually met with and knew this one, you’d held out the hope he would surrender. But he won’t join your side, you’ll have to fight him.

But how?
>Rush and attack, wear him down
>Rush and Su Ma, beat him into submission
>Energy Blade and rush, end him quickly
>Death Beam through the head, end him
>Full-Power Energy Wave, destroy him
>Wait one moment, why is the seal on the back of your hand glowing?
>Other(write in)

>>2784465
>Wait one moment, why is the seal on the back of your hand glowing?
>sense around, and ascend just in case
>knock brutus away from the area with a kiai to remove him from the situation

>>2784465
>>Wait one moment, why is the seal on the back of your hand glowing?

>>2784465
>Rush and Su Ma, beat him into submission
>Wait one moment, why is the seal on the back of your hand glowing?

>>2784482

this

>>2784482
We will continue this another time friend.

>>2784482
My reasoning is this

>the timebreaker seal only activates when a time patroller is nearby, brutus has nothing to do with this
>we want to ascend so that we can activate the seal at full power as quickly as possible if need be
>brutus is weak enough to simply knock him unconscious or send him flying if we ascend anyways, so we can remove him from the area and keep him out of the fight, and therefore alive if we ascend
>we have no information yet, and we don't want to activate the seal and drain our power willy-nilly, even though we know there's a time patroller nearby, we don't know where, why, or what their intentions are, so we need to sense around to find out what's going on

>>2784510
Unless this isn't actually brutus or a parallel brutus brought in by someone else.

>>2784510
>the timebreaker seal only activates when a time patroller is nearby, brutus has nothing to do with this
Small correction, but it activates when any time traveler who isn’t Future Chaya, or the Towa you know or any of her minions get close enough to you.

>>2784519
There's very little chance of that, considering he's so weak as to be useless against us, it isn't even worth the effort of finding him, no less bringing him to our timeline.

Off the top of my head, i can think of two main possibilities given the exactly zero information we currently have.

1. Time Loli sent trunks to perform a hit on us when she found out we were in the middle of a war, and thus would be tired and have little or no backup
2. The much less likely option, time loli has actually chosen to make an effort to do something positive for karn, and sent someone as backup (this is a ridiculous but non-zero possibility)

>>2784536
Does karn know that, though?
In this case, it adds a third and fourth option.

3. The council of towas has sent backup
4. The council of towas has come to snatch karn for themselves

>>2784554
Though, there is also another option, one i don't think would occur simply because GD isn't SOM...
Time loli sent Ace, or ace and trunks both to kill karn for sure.

>>2784554
Eh, still possible someone realized Karn had comradary with him and gave him a Majin Baby Supervillian buff or some shit.

A Brutus from Future Chaya's timeline that has been eating from the Tree of Might.

>>2784578
I hope not. I'm literally getting kind of tired of Trunks/Ace showing up everytime Karn takes a shit.

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>>2784482
>>2784484
>>2784490
>>2784493
>>2784503
Wait one moment, why is the seal on the back of your hand glowing? and sense around, and ascend just in case win. Writing.

>>2784593
>those rolls
yikes

>>2784593
>all those rolls
what the actual fuck time loli, fuck off with your literal god damn army, this is exactly why karn gets pissed at you lot.

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>>2784593
>inb4 Trunks shows up again

>>2784619
Oh fuck my sides. I didn't expect that one.

>>2784619
im fucking crying

>>2784619
wew, quality OC
about time we got some new stuff for the quest

>>2784619

>sponebob refrences

>in my dragon ball

>TOPKEK

>>2784635
>>2784637
>>2784642
>>2784650
Thanks lads

>>2784619
Aaaaaaand saved

>>2784619
well memed

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>>2784465
You feel the seal on your hand begin to warm up, Towa’s emblem glowing with demonic power. That can only mean one thing. You Ascend immediately then begin looking around frantically, looking for the damn boy.

“What the hell are you do-“ the Jiralhanae Chieftan asks, when suddenly he clutches his head and screams out in agony. You turn back to him and watch confused as he nearly falls, then roars out as a dark energy surrounds his body. The ground trembles beneath your feet, the chieftan’s power disappearing completely. He leans back forward, changed. His eyes are glowing red, his armor darkened to a deep purple as well as that unsettling dark energy flows around his body.

“This feels GREAT!” he roars out, flaring that dark aura around him. “With this power, I can crush you myself! Now, face me!!”

With that he blasts off the ground, closing the distance between you in an instant. Your eyes widen in surprise as you realize you’re unable to defend yourself, closing your eyes as his hammer swiftly descends towards your head. You’re gonna die!

You suddenly feel something wrap around you, pulling you backwards. Your eyes snap open in surprise, watching the hammer strike the ground where you were. You then look down, seeing something wrapped a dozen times around your middle. You look behind you, seeing whatever’s pulling you and... what the hell is that?

“Gotcha, nyaa!” a femine voice calls out, th the grey creature’s arms unwinding from around you. You look at her in slack-jawed confusion, the creature posing.
“Uhhh, thanks.” you say, confused by this creature and its obnoxiously bright greens, yellows, and pinks its wearing. “But, who are you?”
“I’m Puddin!” she says, bouncing a little in place and striking a different pose. “Greatest Time Patroller ever!”
“Wait, you’re with the Time Patrol?!” you ask, backing up from her with concern. But before you can question this, creature any further, the Jiralhanae chief roars again and rushes at the both of you.
”C’mon Karn, let’s kick his butt!” she shouts, turning and focusing entirely on the dark-aura’d Jiralhanae. She’s open, you could possibly attack her now. But she did just save your life, can you attack her?

Well?
>Help the Time Patroller fight the chieftan
>Help the chieftan fight the Time Patroller
>Sit back and watch them fight
>Other(write in)

>>2784763
>>Sit back and watch them fight

The obvious answer >Fight them both

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>>2784763
>>Help the Time Patroller fight the chieftan
No way... There's Time Breakers after us?

>>2784763
Oh man, I fucking called it!

>>Help the Time Patroller fight the chieftan

>>2784763
>>Other(write in)
Fight them both.

>>2784763
>Sit back and watch them fight

this is clearly Towa buying us time, because the guy reacted in such a way. We should rest.

>>2784763
>fight them both

>>2784763
>Help the Time Patroller fight the chieftan
She's on our side this time, might as well stay on her good side, at least.

Why would you want to fight them both, again?
Remember, the longer we stay in timebreaker mode, the more energy we lose.

Our blood stone is already going to be completely drained from this, and if we fight puddin too, and we're probably going to lose that needless fight, but even if we win, we'll be tired out and left defenseless in the middle of the GODDAMN WAR WITH THE COVENANT, IN CASE YOU ALL FORGOT ABOUT IT

>>2784778
There’s more than one Towa out there. It’s likely that one of them has it out for our Towa.

super saiyan god when

>>2784763
>Help the Time Patroller fight the chieftan

Planet’s safety comes first. Trunks is a dick, but Puddin’ could have attacked at a bad time. We are allies for now, I guess?

>>2784811
What about meloka, turles, tatsu and the guardian?
Are we just going to leave them without reinforcement to die tired while we fuck around fighting someone we didn't have to, wasting energy we didn't need to waste?

How many saiyans are going to die while we're playing around?

>>2784763
>Fight em both

>>2784822
>>2784779
>>2784778
Supportan
>>2784800

Rolled 20, 69, 50, 16 = 155 (4d100)

>>2784772
>>2784776
>>2784778
>>2784779
>>2784782
>>2784783
>>2784794
>>2784800
>>2784822
Help the Time Patroller fight the chieftan wins. Roll me a 2d100, and let’s see what happens.

Rolled 55, 99 = 154 (2d100)

>>2784847

Rolled 46, 40 = 86 (2d100)

>>2784847

Rolled 70, 65 = 135 (2d100)

>>2784847

Rolled 34, 63 = 97 (2d100)

>>2784847
F

>>2784763
>Other(write in)
Maybe leave them to duke it out while we go to help defend the gaurdian. It's a win win. A time patroller dies and we get back with our group. Unless this is to Ooc

>>2784856
>>2784851
god bless you fine young gentlemen

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WE GOT HOT HANDS TONIGHT
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>2784851
>>2784852
>>2784856
70/100, 99/100. Impressive, special victory. Writing.

>>2784869
I wonder if time loli will be surprised we didn't just try to kill her simply for being a time patroller.
Maybe, just maybe there's a bridge here that hasn't been burned yet.

>>2784871
>super-ancient being that is set in its ways which was willing to genocide a timeline out of spite

>being a nice person

I think you give that intentionally pedobaiting little shit more credit than is due, friend. She'd probably be more disappointed that Puddin' didn't just try to slap the shit out of Karn right away. Not to say Puddin' won't try to fight Karn immediately after dealing with ol' Brutus over here though. The weird meta-rules for some of these time scrolls for hidden unlocks can get pretty wild, I'm sure.

But nah SKoT is kind of a bitch.

>>2784871
>"Hmm...maybe he's working with her because she isn't trying to kill him or his loved ones right off the bat..."
>"Naw, he must have a thing for gray chicks. Weirdo."
Tell me this isn't what SkoT is thinking.

>>2784880
True, time loli is a straight up piece of shit as far as i'm concerned, but she's also just doing her job. Kind of.
We wouldn't have any problem with her or the time patrollers whatsoever if we could just somehow convince her to accept our timeline as, or to somehow properly MAKE our timeline an "official" one and mostly just leave us all alone.

We'd still need to convince towa to chill out, too, though.
It wouldn't be terrible if she and mira just hung out as one of karn's crew someday, rather than trying to merge the realms.
She could do that if time loli would just leave us be.

>>2784890
Hell, i wouldn't even mind lending her a hand to keep other timelines on-course if it meant she'd simply allow ours to exist.
She's been wanting to get herself a karn ever since she found out about us anyways.

We don't have to like her to co-exist peacefully.

>>2784899
It'd also let us hang out with Trunks and teach him how to actually fight.

>>2784906
Sure.
If karn the the time patrollers could actually manage to make up, i'd love to train trunks and beat some sense into his thick goddamn skull until he could think for himself a little.

>>2784869
Man i totally thought that pudding was the one to infuse him with dark energy, considering her dark powers.

>>2784890
>>2784899

The problem is that SKoT is a hardass and wants Karn and his timeline gone. And Towa as well. SKoT is inflexible because she's been doing her job for so long, it has to be "her" way because she "knows" how it "should" be done. Same reason why most old people who have been doing a job for decades tend to be really hard up on doing things the way they've been doing it, even if it isn't strictly the best way to do it.

You really can't trust her. She'd use Karn more than like, but still set up to dispose of him and his timeline regardless of how useful or personable he is. It's an old lady who pretends to be a little girl and argues with a fucking owl. She's not a sane person. Not like Karn, at least when Karn genocides he doesn't act like it's a good thing. It's just what he does.

Except when we genocide the Covenant. That'll be a good thing. Damn religious nutjobs. Goddamn Westboro Baptist Church of Space I tell you h'wat.

>>2784930
She does want karn and his timeline gone, because it's a nuisance.
Her excuse is that the timeline is inherently unstable and could collapse at any time, but if that were the case there'd be no point in deleting it since it'd delete itself eventually anyways.

Maybe it's true and there's more to it than that, but we don't know since she hasn't tried to talk with us since we met.
Regardless though, we don't know what kind of power she has over the timesteams, but i'm willing to bet that if she *really* wanted to, she could stabilize our timestream and turn it into a proper one with relative ease, especially considering trunks' time shenanigans.

But for her to have any reason to do that, we'd need to be of some use to her, more help than hindrance.
If all that takes is getting towa to chill out and doing some missions for her, that's a damn low price for the existence of our timeline, hard as it might be.

Also, towa doesn't want to delete the timeline. IIRC, most towas across all timelines want to merge demon realm with the living realm and turn the whole universe into a bloodbath.
The main reason for this is probably that she's a NEET who built her own husbando and desperately needs a dicking.
Fortunately, karn has made friends with her, she's raising his future daughter and at least one of karn's buddies has shown interest in giving her the D, so the potential is there for a chill towa to exist one day.

It might take a lot of work, but it's not impossible to work this all out with some effort.

>>2784930
And honestly, i think time loli is just lazy more than anything.
She was happy when everything was quiet and none of this crazy shit was going on.

She was basically getting paid to sit around and do nothing.
If karn wasn't fueled by unyielding rage towards her and better yet actually started helping her, she wouldn't have so many reasons to delet this, and would finally have good reasons not to.

Think about it.
When she was getting ready to delet us along with ace, it was because *everything* had gone to shit.
Nothing was working out, causing her to actually have to lift her own finger for a change.

If we simply didn't cause her any problems, she wouldn't feel the need to remove the problem.
So really, the main source of our problem with time loli right now is just towa.

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>>2784958

In all honesty, Karn’s timeline is a huge fustercluck from SKoT’s perspective. If they use the canon DBZ/DBS timeline as their measuring stick, this one sticks out like a sore thumb. All of these new people and power and empires that don’t exist anywhere else, and most of them have a potential to be a multiversal threat. Not all of them would even ping as a significant power level in even the most basic scouter.

>>2785012
Yeah, it's significantly different from the typical z-fighter focused timeline, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing on it's own.
Sure, we're a big threat to everyone, but only in our own timeline.
If we manage to stay at peace with chronoa and calm towa down to the point that she isn't trying to destroy everything, that is.

Even if we travel to other universes and take them over, it's still only in our own timeline.
Even if karn and frieza become the most powerful beings in the multiverse, we're still just staying in our own timeline.
And she can still delete us at any moment if we betray her, but we have no reason to do so as long as she continues to allow us to exist.

As for all the non-canon characters we're fighting, i think the general idea is that, at least in thread canon, they did exist in all timelines but were wiped out by the time the z-warriors went to space in other timelines.
Technically we're still in the past, here. Before even dragonball started, or very early on at the most. I'm not sure exactly how old goku is right now, but he's young.

Would be interesting if it turned out all these non-canon characters were the temporal anomalies chronoa was talking about.

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>>2784763
“Oh, what the hell.” you say, dropping into your stance beside the strange girl. “Let’s do this!”
“Nyaa-hahahaha!” she shouts, jumping up and down and turning to you. “Chaya was right about you!”
“Wait, what?” you ask, but before she can answer the chieftan’s hammer slams right into the girl’s head, clearly crushing it and sending her... stretching? You watch as her head is sent hundreds of feet back, yet her feet remain exactly in the same place. Her body stretches impossibly backward, then snaps back forward instantly, slamming her forehead into the chieftans. The brute is stunned, launched off its feet and sent sprawling. Your eyes widen in surprise, caught completely off-guard. What the hell, how do you fight someone who can redirect your force back at you with interest?

“Get back here!” she shouts, rolling herself up into a ball and blasting off after the dark aura’d chieftan. You’re stunned by this odd creature, something’s off about her. But her shout galvanizes you, you blasting off after the chieftan as well. And you quickly realize just how far she outclasses you. By the time you catch up, she’s already knocked him back and forth over a dozen times, then sends him flying down towards you.

“Get him get him get him!!” she shouts at you. You flare your aura up, charging up and Energy Punch, and attack. Your fist connects square into the Chieftan’s gut, your attack exploding and blasting him back towards this Puddin. She smiles and holds out a hand, giant blue sphere of ki charged up. “Thanks! Puddin Pop!!”

Her blast consumes the chieftan, blasting him hard into the ground and kicking up a cloud of dust. She lands beside you, curious as you both watch the smoke fade. The chieftan rises, that dark aura no longer around him. That only lasts for a moment, he again screaming in pain as the darkness flares up around him again.

“Nyaaa, he’s stubborn.” she says, sounding annoyed. She then sighs out, then looks to you. “Hey, I know nya! You charge up that big shiny dragon, and I’ll pull him into it!”
“Huh?” you ask, the strange girl laughing and blasting off the ground before you can ask anything else. You comply, gathering your power quickly and holding the attack at the ready. “Alright, I’m ready!”
“Nyaaa! Puddin Toss!!” she shouts, wrapping the chieftan in one arm then quickly unwinding it and hurling him at you. Its time!

“DRAGON FIST!!” you roar as the golden ki dragon explodes out around you. Your attack slams hard into the chieftan, winding through the air until you slam him down into the ground. You then feel your attack fade, standing over the body of the defeated chieftan.
cont

Any reason the motherfucking daughter of Towa can be in the Time Patrol but we /have/ to die?

>>2785083
because everyone loves memes

>>2785055

TAKE THE CHEIFTANS GRAVITY HAMMER

>>2784958
Nah I didn't mean Towa wanted to task manager Karn's reality out I meant SKoT wanted to dump Towa in the recycling bin.

But still if the council of Towas got their way it'd probably also really ruin Karn's timeline. If we had to work with anyone it'd be our Towa, btfo-ing SKoT and taking all of her Time Patrollers under our control to fight the Council so we can keep our reality stable and stop the entirety of existence time-space-wide from turning into one massive weird Nth dimensional demonic shithole. No offense to the demon realm, but you got dudes who have seven pointed swords and kidnap princesses and shit. Also spit that turns people to stone. How can you kissu kissu like that? Dabura worst husbando.

Most importantly the SKoT is still really childish despite the fact she should be mature. She probably takes Karn's existence in spite of what she wants personally. She's also manipulative, untrustworthy and arrogant. And she only got lazy when she found Trunks putzing through time.

Before that she had to do everything herself. We can still determine time travel is a linear thing since Future Trunks hasn't existed forever despite being a time traveler so she had to be doing the job up until the year Bulma built the time machine. And the fact that the Time Patrol only came into existence millions of years after she became the SKoT.

I will never trust her because she's a secluded, stuck up, self-deluding maniac that Karn would never get along with. Mostly because getting along with the SKoT means basically just doing whatever she tells you do to. And only Frieza has that right. because Frieza is actually secretly a bro. What happens when SKoT tells Karn to kill Towa and Mira? Don't do it? Bam timeline gone. Do it? And make Future Chaya sad? HAH! Right. And convincing Towa and SKoT to get along is like trying to convince a normal human being that eating irradiated shards of glass is actually healthy. There is serious baggage between those two.

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>>2785055
“Great job, nyaa!” Puddin calls out, jumping down into the crater beside you. “You got him good!”
“Yeah.” you say, straightening up and turning towards her. “But who are you? And how do you know Chaya?”
“I watched her beat up Super Mira!” she says excitedly. “She was all ‘pow pow pow pow pow’! She’s amazing!”
“Yeah, she is.” you reply, but before you can say anything else her arms wrap you up completely, trapping you inside a ball of darkness. “What the hell?!”
“Shhh, Daddy said that the Supreme Kai of Time can’t hear this.” she says, you raising a brow curiously. “He said that Chaya’s fight was so good he wanted to help. So he let her give you this.”

You suddenly feel her hand stretching into your boot, pulling the Bloodstone out. You feel a surge of familiar energy, your future daughter’s ki flowing into the stone. She then replaces it, then winks at you and releases you. You look up at her in wonder, the strange creature disappearing in a flash of light. You rise back to your feet, looking over as the Jiralhanae chieftan stirs, waking up.

“Wha... What happened?” he asks no one, head rolling over and seeing you still standing. “Oh, I lost. Very well then, Saiyan Karn. Do it. End this fight.”

Well?
>Finish him cleanly
>KO him and leave him alive
>Just walk away, give him a chance
>Other(write in)

>>2785100
>>KO him and leave him alive
>>Other(write in)
Take him to a healing pod if we have time. This wasn't an honorable or even a good fight, it had dickish time shit going on.
We'll continue later.

>>2785100
>extend our hand, help him up
>"Get stronger, and fight me again one day. On friendly terms. The covenant won't exist for much longer."

>>2785113

THIS

RIVAL GET.

>>2785100
>Finish him cleanly

also holy shit futer chaya impressed fucking DUMPLIN. what kind of bullshit rolls did that take

>>2785100
>>Just walk away, give him a chance

Et tu, Brute? Get up and get swole. Maybe try again some day if we all survive this.

>>2785117
>implying it took any rolls

Future Chaya got a hug from AU papa. She has OVERMAXIMUM power now because she's a good girl and we're proud of her.

>>2785109
>>2785113
>>2785115
>>2785116
>>2785125
Looks like helping him up wins it. Roll me a d100.
DC hidden

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>2785155

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>2785155
I got this.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>2785155
Just let him die.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>2785155

>>2785157
welp.
fucker better not stab us or something.

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>2785155

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>>2785156
>>2785157
>>2785159
33/100. Oh... Writing.
This is what happens when it’s up to the dice sometimes, DC was 65

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>>2785156
>>2785157
>>2785159
Well damn.

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>2785166
nay i say

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>>2785166
fuck
rip brute buddy

>>2785176
>hold out our hand
>he slowly begins to accept
>nappa just lands on his throat, crushing it as he gurgles and chokes on his own blood before dying
>"Fuck, that was a close one, man! No telling what that thing was about to do to you. What? Why are you so upset?!"

>>2785109
This and them take his gravity hammer.

>>2785186
>>2785166
Oh yeah, i almost forgot about this.
I'm going to bed now, but if there's a vote at any point for taking Brutus' gravity hammer, consider this post my vote in favor of doing so.

>>2785166
>DC was so high
>Yet we wanted him to get strong and come back.

Its the fucking Sangheili at fault here.

>>2785196
>yfw Brutus is going to give in and an elite knifes him in the back for treachery

>>2785200
>el tu brute

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>>2785100
You walk over to the Jiralhanae chieftan, but instead of ending him or leaving him unconscious, you simply hold out a hand. He looks curiously between it and your face, not understanding.

“What... Are you doing?” he finally asks you.
“Isn’t is obvious?” you ask him, hand still out invitingly. “I’m offering you a hand up.”
“But... why?” he asks. “I’m your enemy.”
“And?” you ask him. “I want you to go get stronger, and fight me again one day.”

For a few seconds you think you’re getting through to him, the he sighs out defeatedly.

“You are an honorable warrior, Karn.” he says, lifting a small club-like stick. Your eyes widen in surprise as you recognize the weapon, its a grenade! “It was my honor knowing you.”

Before you can do anything else he sticks it into his armor, closing his eyes. You leap back, knowing what’s coming but unable to stop it. You watch with a mix of respect and horror as he doesn’t move, accepting his fate. In another moment the grenade explodes, you sensing his ki vanishing inside the blast. The dust clears from the blast, revealing the proud warrior’s final resting place. You solemnly walk over to the warrior, lifting his hammer up onto your shoulder.

“You’ll be remembered.” you mutter, turning your back on his corpse and walking away. Your hand tightens a bit on the hammer’s haft. You only walk a few dozen steps when you sense something from above you. Looking up you see nothing, yet you can clearly sense what’s coming. You snarl, holding the chieftan’s hammer in both hands. You’re really ready to pound something into oblivion right now, and those incoming splitjaws will do just fine.

“Rrrraaa! Come and get me!!” you roar in challenge, flaring your golden aura up wildly around yourself.

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 53 paused-

>>2785255
Everyone having fun so far? Ready to continue the battle, and drive the Covenant back? We will NOT be resuming at 1pm EST, instead we’ll resume at 4pm EST, in 12 hours. Sorry for the late return, but I can’t get out of this work earlier.

>>2785255

well damn. brutebro went out with honor.

the hammers not just a trophy now. it actaully has some emotinal baggage attached to it. well done grandragon.

>>2785283
Having an awesome time bro.
Thanks again for running.

>>2785284
>>2785286
That he did. And yes. I could have just given you a hammer, but then it wouldn’t have meant anything. Like the Covenant Energy Blade you lost in your scrap with the Hunters.
>>2785290
Glad you’re enjoying the ride. And believe me, its my pleasure.

>>2785298

wonder if there is a way to send brutebro our regards in the afterlife, he died a warrors death.

>>2785314
>wonder if there is a way to send brutebro our regards in the afterlife
I think sending a million splitjaws down to meet him via gravity hammer would be a great way to honor him

>>2785343

indeed.

I've been wondering how King Yemma has been handling the massive number of grunts being sent his way. I know he can knock out the paperwork like it's nothing but how long can he handle listening to those annoying voices yelling about everything constantly? He has to have taken some SAN loss from that.

>>2785363
>king yemma

>sane

obviously its te abridged version with the mahogony obession

>>2785100
...........what the fuck, are we friends with the Time Patrols greatest monster?

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>>2785255

>>2785565
nah, her mother(s?) and possibly the father like us

>>2785567
Still really god damn scary to think about, and awesome.

>>2785314
Wield his weapon with honor.
>>2785343
This too.
>>2785363
He’s handled worse.
>>2785565
Your daughter seems to be. Somehow.
>>2785566
Glad I could make you feel anon.

>>2785255
Rip best boy

>>2785255
Fuck, there's no way i can be satisfied with that.
I'm sure he wouldn't have been either, if he knew what happened.

That dumbass, it didn't have to end like that...
RIP Brutus.

We'll see you again in hell one day

>>2785646
>ripping Hell a new one with Brutus and Doomguy and many others we undoubtedly find against the legions of Demons commanded by Dr. Nefarious
YOU JUST KNOW IT WILL HAPPEN, I READ YOUR NOTES GD

>>2785628
RIP indeed.
>>2785646
It didn’t. Its just how the dice ended up this time.
>>2785652
Kek.

>>2785652
OH GOD DAMNIT THAT ASSHOLE WOULD BE THERE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO KILL HIM AGAIN! Fuuuuuuuck, you just ruined my day reminding me that asshole is still here.
God damn scrap head midget.

>>2785663
Yes, but here's the thing
One day we're gonna go to hell specifically to hakai his ass.