>>2729884
FUCK QUEST EP 11 IS FINALLY HAPPENING! THIS FEELS LIKE A FUCKING DREAM

>>2729884
People died waiting for Fuck Quest Episode 11.
We are the survivors.
Good luck, gentlemen.

Fuck yeah, Episode with the series name!

>>2729884
WE'RE BACK
EPISODE 11 IS FINALLY REAL

Boy am I glad the break didn't last that extra week.

>>2729884
THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!!!!

>>2729884
Nothing good has ever come from a name-drop episode title.

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The stink of the municipal sewer system is so much worse from inside of it. You walk through it with a group of thugs on loan from Tyrus, wearing lighted helmets, along with knee-high waders and a hazmat suit which hardly make you comfortable in the fetid stream of waste that flows through, ankle-deep. The sewage is coffee brown, with weird rainbow colored oil slicks on top.

You have to stoop because of the low ceiling, which begins to take its toll on your back after a while. The only sound is the splashing of many pairs of feet. You are flanked on both sides, to the front and rear, as this little caravan of criminals leads you through the labyrinth to the right spot.

The one in the lead holds up a hand, stopping you. He points up. A ladder leads to a manhole cover.

The man writes on a portable whiteboard now:

>sub basement to parking garage here
>200 feet north is direct below server room

You nod your understanding.

>can u do it

You survey the sewage tunnel ahead. The roof here is slightly higher than the rest of the tunnels you've been in - you can stand fully upright again, a blessed relief. This plan has been a long time in the making, it seems.

Camelia wants you to fill this tunnel with explosive charges and destroy Darkbloom Analytics from underneath.

You erase the man's writing and fill in your own.

>I can do it. Doesn't mean I will.

He rolls his eyes.

>tyrus needs an answer today

>Tell Tyrus I'll be in touch.

>>2729900
Have to make sure the people we care about are close at hand if we blow it up first.

I have a prediction. This song is Renee's theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcpzqZrpLVM

>>2729900
Oh god, starting with a bang today are we?

>>2729900
And here we fuckin go

>>2729912
I also have a prediction - this is the Rose x Alabaster theme OP had previously alluded to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-nxW9qBtxQ

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At home, you collapse into a deep but ultimately restless sleep. This sleep is interrupted after just a few hours, by a phone call from Alex.

"Ally! I'm so glad you picked up."

You rub the sand from your eyes as you sit upright on your foldaway bed in Cerise's living room.

Rose, who hasn't been sleeping at all, watches you intently from the foot of the bed. She hugs her knees with her chin resting on top. You sneer at her to warn her off staring at you, to no avail.

"Hey--" you say into the receiver, trying not to sound groggy. "What's up, bab-- what's up, Alex?"

"You must have been reee-ally sick if you're only waking up now," Alex hums. (You always sucked at trying to pretend you're fully awake). "Whitney told me all about it. She said you're pooping your guts out!"

You grimace. "Yeah. I'm totally gutless right now."

"I'm so sorry to interrupt your recovery! Make sure to drink lots of water and take a lot of vitamins, okay?"

"It's fine..." you grumble. "What do you want?"

"Well, erm--"

"Out with it."

"If you're feeling all right later on, you should totally come to work. Ms. Guiteau made a huge breakthrough over the weekend! But... don't push yourself. You should recuperate first... I know you and your sister and your cousin all have that stomach bug..."

"Once removed," you mutter.

"Huh?"

"Nothing. Look, I--"

Rose's unmoving face staring back at you is more than a little off-putting. You're half tempted to go in just to get away from her creepy staring.

[ ] I'll come by in a little bit.
[ ] Sorry, I'm too sick. (Rest up with Rose and Cerise)
[ ] Sorry, I'm too sick. (Visit Camelia and Galatea)

>>2729926
>[x] I'll come by in a little bit.
It's been a long time since we've seen Sable

>>2729926
[ ] I'll come by in a little bit.

>>2729926
>[x] I'll come by in a little bit.

>>2729926
>[ ] Sorry, I'm too sick. (Rest up with Rose and Cerise)
On one hand, Rose needs to be comforted, not sneered at, you shit wheel.

On the other hand, more SR shit.

>>2729926
>[ ] Sorry, I'm too sick. (Visit Camelia and Galatea)
I want to make sure the building will be empty IF we blow it up.

>>2729926
>[X] Sorry, I'm too sick. (Rest up with Rose and Cerise)
Plot is tempted, but we're shook and what is Fuck Quest really about, if not family?

>>2729926
> "What's up, bab-- what's up, Alex?"
He is SO gay.

>[x] I'll come by in a little bit.

>>2729926
>Ms. Guiteau made a huge breakthrough over the weekend!

Fuck, it's all moving so fast now.

>[x] I'll come by in a little bit.
We have to find out just how much shit we're about to be in.

>>2729926
>[ ] Sorry, I'm too sick. (Visit Camelia and Galatea)

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>>2729926
[X] I'll come by in a little bit

>>2729926
>[ ] I'll come by in a little bit.

>>2729926
>[x] I'll come by in a little bit.
WE gotta bring Alex in on what's going on.

>>2729926
>[X] I'll come by in a little bit.

>>2729926

>[x] Sorry, I'm too sick. (Rest up with Rose and Cerise)

Having made this choice, I nonetheless wish I could see the other outcomes as well.

>[x] I'll come by in a little bit.

Closing and writing.

And wow, it has been a long time since we've seen Sable. Episode 7 was her most recent appearance.

Alright boys, what's our between-post activity this time around?
I'm working on my new D&D character's backstory since my Sorcerer fucking died last night. I'm naming the new guy Shiro Dokuhaku.

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>[x] I'll come by in a little bit.

You hang up. "Where's Cerise?" you ask Rose.

"Sleeping."

"You should be sleeping too, don't you think?"

"I was," Rose says.

"You're a liar, like usual. I can see the bags under your eyes."

"I guess we match, then. You fucking raccoon."

There's the Rose you know and-- well, she's at least able to spar a bit.

"I'm going to work. I'll be back in a few hours - hopefully. Tell Cerise if she wakes up before I'm back."

"Mm," Rose says.

"And get some sleep, Jesus. The last thing we need is you collapsing at work tomorrow, raising suspicions..."

As you stand to get dressed, Rose stretches out on your bed.

"When I said to get some sleep, I meant that you should do it on your bed."

Rose isn't listening as she cuddles up beneath the comforter. You shake your head and sigh.

>>2729994
I've been playing girls frontline lately and I'll be taking advantage of the xp event for a while more.

>>2729994
Name him Grey Longtongue.

>>2730001

TENDERNESS

>>2730006
I'm fully committed to going full weeb with this one. He's going to be a 30 year old fantasy-asian Divination Wizard that goes around spouting off Fortune Cookie fortunes that I'm rolling off a table I put together. I can't wait to see my party's face when I throw out "Futchaa velly unsahtahn, ask again reita."

>>2729994
Once I get home from work, I’m going to be continue my project from last night. Proof of concept NES sound file, using 8-bit PCM and both extra sound channels at once on an external chip.

>>2730001
this is alright

this quest is terrible

>>2730035
Hot opinion bro. Cook a fresh one up for me, too.

>>2730035
Your opinion has been noted.

We will continue having fun without you.

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This is National Public Radio. News Now. Monday, May 14th, 2018.

In a surprise turnaround, David Darkbloom, CEO of Darkbloom Analytics, has signaled openness to a congressional inquiry over the hacking incident that occurred in March. Over 400 million personal accounts, with sensitive private information, are believed to have been compromised. The perpetrators remain unidentified.

Agreeing to appear before the Senate Intelligence Committee, Darkbloom said through chief spokesman Steven Armstrong: "We anticipate that a full and transparent accounting should put the public's concerns to rest."

Senate Intelligence co-chair Mitch Warner said the decision was the right one, and that the public testimony could happen as early as the first week of June.

David Darkbloom is almost certain to appear before the committee, but other names are also widely expected to make an appearance: Mara Darkbloom, his wife and COO; Nelson Berenstoin, the CTO; and Cerise Soliloquy, the woman in charge of the company's internal investigation.

>>2730063
I DON’T WANT THIS.

>>2730063
What the fuck, Darkbloom? Is this where you’re going to dickwave SR?

>>2730063
Ah fuck

>>2730063
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck WHAT

>>2730063
>Darkbloom said through chief spokesman Steven Armstrong: "We anticipate that a full and transparent accounting should put the public's concerns to rest."

Wait, so all we have is Armstrong’s word that this is what David wants. Could this be Maria’s coup?

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>>2730063

But if neechan goes on national television /csg/ will have a field day!

>>2730070
>>2730074
>>2730077
Remember. He killed Mom. This timeline is fubar because of him.

>>2730104
Yeah, but Cerise has been set up to be his scapegoat, and this is a total 180 of David’s opinion.

>>2730063
I'm sure everything will be fine.

>>2729923
Wasn't it already sent?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx63fRqN1mA&t=0s&list=PLQuvSDXjKZJorc3fQc6sohLp2Io02-mqh&index=7

Pretty sure that was it

>>2730001
Ahhhhh! Rose is so cute! I half-regret not cuddling with her but Sable really needs some more screentime

>>2730152
That was the first one, yes, but he also said there was a specific Mili one that had yet to make an appearance.

>>2730160
Did he? Huh, don't remember that at all

>>2730175
Get your Camelia checked :^)

>>2730181
>Get your Camelia checked :^)
...

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At work, the little coder's den outside Sable's office has been transformed into an ad hoc laboratory: and there's Ken walking up and down the aisles between tables, instructing people on how to assemble SMATTERS units. With every step, the spurs on his boots go jingle jangle.

"What's going on?" You ask him.

You feel something bump against your heel - turning and looking at the ground, you see a completed SMATTERS routing itself around you before continuing on its merry way. Ken intercepts it, picking it up and cradling it and petting it - just like you would with a flesh-and-blood bunny.

"We deploy tonight in select cities," Ken says. "Interesting times! Gets my dander up!"

"This is..." you begin, but aren't sure what to even say. "Deploy?"

"Bingo!"

"Where are Alex and Sable?"

Ken points towards Sable's office.

You start towards it, but a voice from one of the workstations stops you up: "Howdy, pardner."

It's Noelle, in her best jokey impression of Ken's voice. "You gonna pull your weight around here or what? I've got a kit for you to work on too."

You can hardly make eye contact with her, knowing what you know. You stare at the ceiling and wonder how everything could be going wrong all at once.

[ ] Stop and speak with Noelle.
[ ] Continue to Alex and Sable.

>>2730208
>[ ] Continue to Alex and Sable.
"Sorry gotta talk to Alex"

>>2730208
>we deploy tonight
OH GOD
>[x] Continue to Alex and Sable

Fuck off glow-in-the-dark, we have a world to save.

>>2730208
>[ ] Continue to Alex and Sable.

Lie and say Alex said Sanle wanted to see us.

Also, the SIC meeting is totally to reveal Sand Reckoner.

>>2730208
>[ ] Continue to Alex and Sable.
I WANT SABLE AND I WANT HER NOW

>>2730208
>[x] Continue to Alex and Sable.
Disregard honey pot, acquire trap cake

>>2730208
>[x] Continue to Alex and Sable

>>2730208
>[X] Continue to Alex and Sable.
Either way I guess she'll know we know she knows.

>>2730208
>[x] Continue to Alex and Sable.
Cease the operation at once.

>>2730208
>[ ] Continue to Alex and Sable.
[PANICKING INTERNALLY]

>>2730208
>[X] Continue to Alex and Sable.

>[X] Continue to Alex and Sable.

Please wait warmly!

OP, why do I get the distinct impression that you're posting this from a hotel room?

>>2730261

I'm not, but I just got back from Europe early in the morning. (I posted the tweet announcing the 24 hour countdown from a plane that was just about to taxi). I ended up sleeping in super late tonight (only woke up about 3 hours ago) so I didn't have much prep time!

>>2730274
Ha, okie dokie then. Ganbatte~!

Am I the only one who feels like this thread is slow? There's only 20 people here. Most of the time that's a lot but FQ usually gets much more. The updates also seem slow. In your average FQ thread if you leave for 3-5 minutes you see a shit ton of updates by the time you come back but not for this one. Weird

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>>2730274
Goddamn son, I thank you for running anyway.

>>2730308

No, it does feel slow. I honestly thought we had a two-week break, so that may be part of it.

>>2730308
We're all just waiting warmly, Anonymous-dono. Waiting for the hammer to drop. Also, maybe not everybody got the memo of the hiatus ending a week early.

Although I still anticipate a shitstorm of some flavor during this episode.

>>2730314
>>2730316
He said that at first but later on Twitter he said differently. It was even posted on the thread so I don't know how you couldn't know about it

>>2730337

Hahah, chill man. I don't check that stuff. I just roll in around 10 PM on Saturdays.

>>2730337
Not everybody watches the threads for four hundred posts after the episode end, Anonymous-dono. And I'm sure Twitter notifications can be buried in a cesspool if you actively use the site I don't, I wouldn't actually know. I just keep the Cerise twitter bookmarked specifically and tab into it every hour hoping for a new version of THE CHART during downtimes.

>>2730337
I doubt everyone who participates in the threads spends an entire week checking the post-thread discussion. (Or two weeks, in this case)

>>2730345
? If I came across as angry I apologize I guess (don't know what made you think that but whatever). I was just confused

>>2730348
>>2730355
So only the true FQ fans get to experience ep 11 ;^)

Warmly.

>>2730422
Just so fucking warm.

>>2730422
Warm as can be

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My warmth reaches critical levels. I ignite, spreading warmth throughout the universe as my life is consumed.

>>2730461
Rest in peace, Anonymous-dono. You died as we all lived - waiting warmly.

>>2730461
Heat death of universe when?

>>2730476
We’ll burn the universe after season 3 waiting for season 4.

>>2730461
Is FQ just a scheme to hasten the entropic heat death of the universe?

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>>2730486

How do we get Elon Musk to read FQ?

>>2730507
Are we sure he's not writing it?

>>2730507
>he doesn't know

>>2730517
>>2730520
If he were writing it, we would all have supernal knowledge and 「robot legs」 right now.

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"I'm sorry," you tell Noelle. "Sable wanted to see me. I should, uh, get going."

She frowns.

"I'll catch up with you later - okay?" You say.

"Yeah. Sure."

You can't tell whether the tone in her voice signals faux rejection, suspicion, or something else.

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>>2730565
IT'S TIME

>>2730569
WE DIDN’T EVEN SET A LEWD FLAG

>>2730569
Fucking hype!

>>2730569
Finally 3/8 1/1 lads.
4 people, 2 charts, 1 boy

>>2730569
3/8 HYPE!

Why am I getting the sinking feeling that we're about to be separated from Sable and Alex for a long, long time?

>>2730569
B-but I wanted plot...
>"No," you snarl, "this is the right hole."
Nevermind.

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>>2730569

>Even in times of crisis, you can't say no to your dick.

This is really the quintessential FQ descriptor.

>>2730569
>"Inside," you moan. "I'm gonna cum inside of you."
Fucking incredible

>>2730569
absolutely perfect

>>2730583
>>2730587
You guys think we'll get 4/8, or should I say 4/9, by the end of this season? Maybe even 5/9?

>>2730626
I expect us to go 6/6 and 1/0

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GIRLS FUCKED: 3/9
BOYS FUCKED: 1/1

While Sable returns to work, Alex is on cleanup duty below her desk. You finish getting dressed again and compose yourself.

"Things are moving pretty fast around here," you say. "What happened over the weekend?"

"Everything," Sable says. "Just everything. It's all coming to an end point... we have to be ready for the next phase."

"Which is... which is what, exactly?"

She stops typing, looks at you. "What David Darkbloom wants and what I want are separate but commensurate things. This -- right here, is the culmination of what he wants. What comes next is what I want."

You have to try really hard not to snap at her - just for being such an obfuscating little shit. "What is it you two want?"

"The world we live in isn't right," Sable says. "It's sick. The people in it have all gone mad. I'm mad - you're mad. David Darkbloom wants to use this project to make people forget. I want something more... I don't want to forget, I want to fix it..."

"I really need you to be more concrete here," you say, unable to mask your frustration. "Will you please, just once, be clear--"

"David wants to see you," Sable says. "Will you come with me?"

[ ] Go.
[ ] Refuse.

>>2730633

>[x] Go.

Let's get this shit over with.

>>2730633
>3/9
WHAT

>>2730633
>GIRLS FUCKED: 3/9

OH SHIT WHAT

[x] Go.

GUYS, WHAT.

>>2730633
The safest place is the eye of the storm.
>[X] Go

>>2730633
>3/9
>>3/9
>>>3/9

FUCK
IS THIS RENEE OR NOELLE

>"David wants to see you,"
son of a bitch

>[x] Go.

>>2730633
>[X] Go.
Can't say no to our future father-in-law.

>>2730633
>3/9
what
>The world we live in isn’t right...
WHAT
>David wants to see you
NO NO NO NO NO

>[x] Go.

>>2730633
[ ] Go.

>>2730644
Renee

>>2730633
>"Everything," Sable says. "Just everything. It's all coming to an end point... we have to be ready for the next phase."

...Me don't likely.

>>2730633

>[ ] Go.

Nothing can possibly go wrong at this juncture.

>>2730657
It better be Renee. I miss her ;_;

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>[x] Go.

Darkbloom is already waiting in the boardroom when you arrive. He has his hands behind his back, and he stares pensively out the broad double-paned windows.

Sable takes a seat at the conference table, right behind Darkbloom. The wordlessness of the proceedings thus far doesn't exactly put you at ease.

"Thank you for taking the time out of your day to come here," Darkbloom says. He doesn't turn around. "I know you are a busy person."

You sit across from Sable at the huge oak table without replying.

"Have you heard the news?" Darkbloom asks. "I depart for Capitol Hill soon. Isn't it wonderful how many people conspire to ruin me at every turn?"

You say nothing.

Darkbloom finally turns now, and sits beside Sable. "Sable, tell Alabaster your thoughts on VR."

"Virtual reality is a meme. Augmented reality is the future."

"It's important, as a leader, to be willing to countenance disagreement," Darkbloom says. "Conflict and disagreement is natural. As long as your subordinates can commit themselves to achieving the organization's priorities, it is all right if they do not themselves buy in. I hold that principle quite dear to heart. I don't want an army of lick-spittles."

You say nothing.

"Sable has done really quite tremendous work, with your help, and many others - she has her vision for possible applications and I have mine. But really, the augmented reality of the future Sand Reckoner implant is just a pump primer."

(You can't help wincing in surprise a little at Darkbloom so abruptly and frankly discussing Sand Reckoner.)

"We can sell augmented reality to interested government agencies, militaries, politicians... really, anyone who would benefit from a HUD for showing you at a glance what's what about who's who in the world. But that's not the end point of Sand Reckoner. The end point is this."

Darkbloom retrieves a small aluminum case from beside his feet and puts it on the table. Clicking two latches open, he reveals to you a sleek purple headset that is clearly meant to fit over the eyes.

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>>2730688

This is your new final bossu.

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"Sable calls this Gateway to Heaven, which I think may be a sly allusion." He smiles at her, but she doesn't return the gesture. "It's a working name, anyway. We don't want prospective buyers drawing mental associations between this miracle you see here and Nike shoes poking out from under white sheets."

"What does it do?" You ask - Sable, not Darkbloom.

Sable's explanation is simple, and hardly illuminating. "If Sand Reckoner knows you, the gateway makes you a special game to play."

"A game!" Darkbloom laughs. "Sable is as humble as she is ingenious. This device makes you an entire universe, Alabaster. It calculates the universe as you would best enjoy it. It's a portable paradise."

You shake your head dumbly.

"Do you understand? This is the end of suffering. The end of strife and sadness. The final repudiation of Leibniz!"

Darkbloom obviously expects you to have some reaction, positive or negative, but you deny him the pleasure. You're as passive as a cow chewing cud.

Darkbloom turns up both palms in a sort of shrug: "All right. You need a demonstration. With the understanding that this is a prototype badly in need of a more complete data set - which Sable works round the clock to provide us - I invite you to test it for yourself."

"You what?" You say.

"Put it on. Turn it on. See for yourself."

He is already standing, device in hand, circling around to fit you into it.

"Is this safe?" You ask Sable.

"It's safe. It's only just a game - a not very fun game, either."

[ ] Test it.
[ ] Refuse.

>>2730716
>[X] Test it.

I T ' S T I M E

>>2730716
Oh god, this choice...
>[ ] Test it.

>>2730716

[x] Refuse.

It's probably the original Fuck Quest in there anyway.

>>2730716
>[X] Refuse.
You're not mindfucking us you son of a stale-end-piece-of-white-bread.

>>2730716
>[x] Refuse.

>>2730716
Well this is the only way I see myself fucking mom anytime soon.
[X] Test it

>>2730716
... I'm scared.

>[x] Test it.

Time to hand over our Soul Gem, boys. Strap in.

>[x] Test it.

>>2730716
[x] Test it.
This is a terrible idea, but it's time for HAPPENING

>>2730727
This is a very good point

>[X] Test it

>>2730716
>[X] Test it.
What could go wrong?

>>2730716
>[X] Test it.

Joined the thread right in time

>>2730688
>"Virtual reality is a meme. Augmented reality is the future."
Sable saying "meme" just feels weird

>>2730716
[ ] Refuse.
Protip: DON'T TRUST THE GUY WHO KILLED YOUR FUCKING PARENTS

>>2730716
>[x] Test it.
Like we have a choice?

>>2730716

>All these people volunteering for instrumentality

The only proper answer is
>[rx] refuse

>>2730716
>[x] Refuse

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>[x] Test it.

You lock eyes with Sable. "Are you telling me the truth?"

"I am," she says firmly. "I promise."

"People are filling your head with such awful lies," Darkbloom says. "When you see this - when you see what I'm really trying to achieve... you'll finally understand. You will. I have faith."

He fits the device over your head and secures a simple strap around the back.

"I swear to god, Darkbloom, if you send me to the fucking shadow realm--" you begin, but that's the last thing you remember.

>>2730761

>>2730716

>[ ] Test it.

I'm willing to trust Sable at least.

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>>2730764
OH NO

>>2730764
aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>2730764
Shit...

>>2730688
>>2730716
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCKER.

THIS COMPANY IS LOCAL TO ME.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Leap
>projection of 3D objects and HUDs directly on the retina
>funded by Google, who DBA wants to buy
>funded by Alibaba Group, who DBA already owns

>[X] TEST IT.

>>2730764
I'M GONNA KILL YOU

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>>2730764
MAGNIFICENT

>>2730764
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>2730716
>[X] Refuse

>>2730764
WE ARE IN AN ENDLESS RECURSION OF TIME.

>>2730764
OH MY FUCK.

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>>2730764
>our ultimate fantasy is to still be a loser but slightly less of a fuckup

[X] Remove headset.

[X] take off vr.

>>2730977
>[X] Remove headset.

You spicy motherfucker, I like it.

>>2730977
> [X] WAKE UP

>>2730764
> [X] WAKE UP
MAYBE IF WE SCREAM LOUD ENOUGH WE'LL HEAR OUR PAIN

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>[X] Remove headset.

"He seems to be having a negative reaction," Sable says as she watches Alabaster writhe in his seat.

"He's doing just fine," Darkbloom replies. But still, he holds Alabaster's hands firmly behind his back. "There may be some corruption in the data right now, but I think the overall experience should be an enjoyable one."

"I will kill you if anything happens to him," Sable says in her usual matter of fact tone.

"I know, Darkbloom replies.

Oh thank god, Darkbloom hasn't fucked us IRL yet. Let's keep fucking around inside the simulation then

>>2731017
Oh you

>>2731017
oh shit oh fuck oh shit

[X] Exit Lotus-Eater Machine

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>>2731017
...
I....well goddamn, things are not as they seemed.

>>2731017
fuuck

>>2731017
Goddamnit OP you're switching os making things too hectic!

I love it

>>2731017
>[X] Resist

OP you're a god damn madman

>>2731017
Aww, what a sweetheart :')

>>2731017
At least Sable cares ;_;

>!ffZeCDnor2 is OP's old trip before FQ
what does it all mean

>>2731017
God-fucking-dammit, we just expended our most powerful weapon - our dick!

THE DICKINGS WAS A TRAP

>[X] RESIST
QUICK, IN THE OTHER THREAD, WE MUST INSERT MAD DICKINGS

>>2731017
>"I will kill you if anything happens to him," Sable says in her usual matter of fact tone."I know, Darkbloom replies.

Sable, I trust you to stop this if it goes too far.

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>[X] Struggle

>[x] STRUGGLE
>[x] WAKE UP
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE.

>>2731081
[X] YELL "ONCE REMOVED"

[X] Remove Headset

>>2731104
This

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>[x] Struggle

Sable is standing. "Let go of him, David. It isn't working. It wasn't ready for a demo yet."

"Just-- a little-- more--" David grunts, struggling to keep control over Alabaster as he flops like a dying fish.

"You're sick!" Sable shouts. "He's suffering. Don't you care if people suffer?"

"Of course I care!" Darkbloom shoots back. "That's why I'm doing this! That's my business! The end of suffering! Alabaster will enjoy this - he has to - there's no way he can't!"

>>2731125
>[x] WAKE UP

>>2731125
>[x] WAKE UP

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This is Rose, say something nice about her

>>2731125
Not good

[X] Wake up

>>2731133
Sugoi!

>>2731125
>[X] WAKE UP

>>2731133
No.

>>2731133
i want to fuck the weeb out of her

>>2731125
>[x] Wake up because Rose is and always be our bitchy cousin
I really wanna stay but I'm afraid we'll die if we do

>>2731133
こわい! (That means "cute" in Japanese ^_^)

>>2731139
Same. She was the best girl of her original series so she must be the best here as well

>>2731125
>>2731125
(Thinking about it, the fact that we are freaking out and hate this is probably going to make Darkbloom have a breakdown. Tumbling down indeed. It's also interesting that Darkbloom is supposedly trying to 'end suffering'. What, does he think of himself as some sort of hero?)

>[X] WAKE UP

[X] SCREAM HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE GOGGLES OF BONDAGE

>[x]WAKE ME UP INSIDE

This is not sugoi.

>>2731162
>[x] Can't wake up

[X]Exit

>>2731180
>SAVE ME

[X] EXIT

>>2731125
>[X] Scream
"ONCE...REMOVED!"

>>2731271
>[x] ONCE REMOVED

>>2731125
[x] Scream "ONCE REMOVED"

>>2731125
ONCE REMOVED

>>2731125
>[x] ONCE REMOVED

>>2731125
ONCE REMOVED

>ONCE REMOVED
>ONCE REMOVED
>ONCE REMOVED
>ONCE REMOVED

TENDERNESS you fucking retards.

I'm proud of you all, /FQ/. The second we put on the headset I was certain we'd be in there until OP railroaded us out, but we practically speedran it.

>[X]ONCE REMOVED

>>2731303
Once removed is much more relevant

>>2731303
>>2731313
It doesn't really matter which catchphrase, as long as we're taking off the helmet. We can argue about semantics once removed.

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>>2731332
you motherfucker

>>2731303
WHAT IS TENDERNESS IN REFERENCE TO I'M SCARED

>>2731339
READ S1

>>2731339
It was our safe word in the past. The one thing we all agreed we would shout at OP if things got fucky.

>>2731339
It's a season one catchphrase, from the Palau arc

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>[X]ONCE REMOVED

"Once removed... once removed..." Alabaster mutters.

"What on Earth?" Sable says.

"Nevermind that. He's calming down."

"He wants you to remove it."

"That isn't it! It's just data interference, that's all!"

"Once removed... once removed..."

Alabaster jerks violently, with such force that even Darkbloom can't hold him down. He falls to the floor, seizing. He foams at the mouth, his entire body going stiff, and flops this way and that on the ground.

"I'm taking it off of him!" Sable shouts.

Darkbloom pulls a small pistol from his waistband and points it at Sable. "If you do that, it'll kill him," he growls. "If you do that... it will have all been for nothing!"

Sable glowers at him, calculating quickly whether she should take the risks and physically revolt or let this play out for a little longer.

>>2731344
I HAVE BUT I'M COMING UP BLANK ON THIS SPECIFIC REFERENCE

I'M SORRY

>>2731348
Oh shit

>>2731348
oh fuck

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>>2731348
OH FUCK YOU

>>2731348
OP IS A MINDRAPE PERSON
HE'S A PERSON HE DOES MINDRAPES
THAT IS NOT OKAY

>>2731349
Let me jog your memory.

Get Fucked Quest

>>2731348

>[X] LET THIS PLAY OUT

Don't you shoot Sable.

I would just like to say that OP has advanced questing on 4chan to the next level

>>2731348
>we fucked sable one scene ago
>she no longer has plot armor
FUCK

>>2731362
He already did with /csg/

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>>2731362
This is a Literary performance.

>>2731362
OP Studios: Excellence in Questing since 2014.

>>2731348
What could possibly go wrong.

>>2731125
>>2731348

Really appreciating having something not go as expected for Darkbloom, it has a nice humanizing effect.

>>2731348
>"If you do that... it will have all been for nothing!"
but why

>>2731372
Nice palindrome, anon.

>>2731362
This better win Quest of the Year or I'll flip.

>>2731379
Quest of the Decade

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NOW THIS IS FUCK QUESTING

>>2731348
>[X] ONCE REMOVED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBxQR1lcbSo thread theme
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RELEASE ME

>>2731348
>[X]WAKE UP

>>2731348
[x] WAKE UP

>>2731348
>[X] WAKE UP

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Sable has the headset in her hand.

"Are you okay?" She says.

"I'm... I'm all right," you say. "How long was I out?"

"Just a few minutes."

"It felt like hours..." You look around. "Why am I on the floor?"

Sable helps you to your feet. When you get your bearings again, you see Darkbloom sitting at one of the conference table's tall chairs, his arms resting on his knees, his head bowed.

He has a gun in his hand.

"What the hell," you say.

"I am sorry, Alabaster," he says, not looking up. "I don't think you had a very enjoyable experience, did you?"

You look at Sable. "Why does he have a gun?"

"It doesn't matter," Sable says.

"Like hell it doesn't. Did he threaten me? Did he threaten you?"

"He's all bravado," Sable says.

>>2731506
SNAP BACK TO REALITY
WHOOPS THERE GOES GRAVITY

>>2731506
Is Darkbloom a Succubus?

>>2731506
Kick his ass! Nobody threatens my waifu

>>2731506
And we're finally back.
just in time for a cliffhanger

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>>2731514
NOOO STOP!

That reminds me of when I did pic related. I was so happy when that worked. You guys have any good FQ memories?

>>2731526
Funny you should mention that, because it fooled me and I didn't notice until next morning.
[spoilers]you bastard[/spoilers]

>>2731526
Everything else has been blown away by >>2730761

>>2731526
What
>>2731532
Said. I can't even think straight right now. I'm dizzy.

>>2731506
For just a little bit, I was concerned we were going to die and be stuck in sand reckoner forever. Until we got revived of course.

I almost feel bad for darkbloom here. Almost. He might be an immoral dick willing to murder and frame to get his way, but his dream has more or less just been crushed right in front of him here and now.

Get fucked.

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Darkbloom puts the gun back in his waistband. He finally makes eye contact.

"You're familiar with Plato's allegory of the cave, right?" He says.

"Yeah. That was definitely some allegory of the cave bullshit right there."

"What if it wasn't?" Darkbloom says. "I don't know what exactly you saw, but..."

He returns to his spot at the window, basking in the sunlight. He thinks for a long moment.

"If you believe in free will," he says, "you must - you have to know that every choice creates a new reality. Every choice is a reckoning. Why is our reckoning any more real than any other possible reckoning? It's no more accurate to say our reality is the true one than it would be to say that 2+2=4 is truer than 3+2=5. And if we knew everything... if we knew it all... we could find the most optimal reckonings. That's all I want."

"You're insane," you tell him.

"If I've hurt you, I'm sorry. I have loved you like a son, Alabaster."

"You killed the people who loved me like a son," you say. You can't help it.

"That wounds me," Darkbloom says. "It wounds me that you would believe such a thing. Why would I kill your parents? What benefit would it serve?"

"To hide the truth of what you did to me and the others."

"How would you ever know the real truth? Not even your mother knew, rest her soul."

"Then why is she dead?" You say, half shouting. "Why is she dead?"

"Maybe... maybe an unfortunate accident. Such things are always possible. Or maybe -- if it's something more sinister, then step back and look at motives. Consider is dispassionately. Who else has a motive? Who might want you on their side? Are Camelia's parents dead? How do you know that?"

You seethe.

>>2731542
this motherfucker

>>2731542
Once is chance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is Darkbloom

>>2731542
I don't know what to believe any more.

>>2731542
Fucking hell

>>2731542
Don't fall for it guys. That's exactly what I would say if I were in his situation

What Darkbloom is saying here doesn't entirely make sense.
The nature of Fuck Quest isn't really libertarian Free Will, at the very most it's compatibilist free will.
And if OP Studios is truly in control of this story, it isn't even that.

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>>2731547
But hes right, you know?
Her parents would have definitely sued. They would have been the end of his multi billion dollar ambitions. Kaa-san and otou-san werent obstacles in his path.

>>2731542

SEETHING

>>2731542
Camelia.
Must.
Die.

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>>2731542

I want to believe as it'd mean we could get a pretty good backup dad, but it seems pretty unlikely that Camelia's the culprit. Is there a third party final boss lurking somewhere? How likely is it someone other than Mara?

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let's just kill everyone

>>2731555
On the other hand, Camelia very well could have easily lied about her parents.

#DBdidnothingwrong

>>2731566
What about Gal's parents? It seemed Cerise knew about this beforehand and I doubt Gal was lying about that.

Guys
Lets not kill ANYONE until we learn more. All Darkbloom and Cemelia have been giving us for the past 11 fucking episodes are threats, circumstantial evidence, and commands.
There is zero reason to trust either. They are both manipulating us to do their bidding and frankly you should trust neither of them.

>>2731570
I've been saying this for the longest time but it's easier said than done. If either of them make a move first then we'll have to act

So why is there two fuck quest again?

>>2731573
tldr OP took us on a wild ride

>>2731573
Extremely meta callback to season 1 that just happened in universe.

>>2731561
>>2731568
>Just believing David FUCKING Darkbloom

>>2731570
We do have some video evidence of him operating on the eye socket of a screaming child.

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On the elevator ride down with Sable, the silence is deafening. You have no idea what to say or how to say it. It's Sable who finally breaks the silence.

"I didn't know the Gateway to Heaven would be such a terrible experience. I tried it myself and it was actually quite fun... I'm sorry, Alabaster."

"Are you still going to help Darkbloom after what you just saw up there?"

"Yes. Absolutely. It has to be like this... I may not like the man, but his money and resources make everything possible. This is my life's work."

"Do you know what Darkbloom did to me?" You demand.

"Yes. He put a device in your eye. The data it gathered was fundamental to everything we've developed."

"Do you know what happened to a girl named Camelia?"

"Her real name is Amber. Yes, I know about that. Dr. Carte told me."

"You're okay with that?"

"Working with the tools at hand is different from being okay with something. You must understand, Alabaster. This is important work."

The elevator dings and opens to the lobby. You step out, turn to face her.

"There's a lot to be done," Sable says. "Go home and get some sleep."

"No," you say. You reach out and stop the doors from closing. "Come with me and watch a video."

"I've seen that video. It won't change my mind."

The doors close again. This time, you don't stop them. You feel sick with a sense of betrayal.

[ ] Follow her.
[ ] Go home.

>>2731573
Were you not paying attention? David gave us a a device that takes us into an augmented reality which is basically the first season from 4 years ago

>>2731576
>We do have some video evidence of him operating on the eye socket of a screaming child.
And we have nothing concrete that he had our parents killed. Besides, he is right that it doesn't quite add up. Why kill our parents over a decade after the procedure?

>>2731578
>[ ] Follow her.
We need to know what her "life's work" is.

>>2731578

>Follow

HATE FUCK

>>2731578

[x] go home

You went through a lot

>>2731578
>"Her real name is Amber. Yes, I know about that. Dr. Carte told me."
CUTE!!

>[x] Go home.
This is betrayal. We are bow Punished Alabaster.