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https://youtu.be/fyya58B5na4

Mammon: "WAR PLANET! Has Spoken!"

>Metal groans from the depths of WAR PLANET's mechanisms
>This place
>This monument to bloodshed
>You came here for a lot of reasons
>You wanted to save a friend
>You wanted to steal back lost technology
>You wanted to win

>You are Anonymous

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.d9kvn9j3sbnd

Ja: "We're through."
>You are about to lose
>Everything

A: "Wait- Jackie wait, you don't understand."
>You had just flexed harder than you had ever flexed in your life

>After getting caught using magic
>In a strictly martial competition
>You rolled a nat 20 to convince them that you aren't a cheat
>You're a warrior
>Devoted to the glory of combat
>That someone else had casted the explosion
>That clearly poured from your monstrous mouth

>That same explosion
>Burned someone you really care about
>Jackie
>The human girl that's been by you nearly from the start
>She jumped in the pit to save you
>To stop you

>You seared her skin nearly past the muscle for it
>You couldn't stop the spell once it was cast

Ja: "Yes I do, Anon. I understand better than ever..."

A: "Jackie, I didn't mean ANY of that stuff about War Planet. I don't want to be a part of this shitheap fuck this place."

>A robot floats down from the stands
>Where screaming fans shout your name
>Shout for the blood they've been promised
>The machine presents a hologram from it's top

DD: "Dick Dangerous here interviewing the newest challenger of WAR PLANET. Traps."
>Traps
>Your fight handle

DD: "How does it feel knowing you'll be the eight-thousandth person to face LOOZAR?"

>Anon does not dignify the question
>He shoves the floating interviewer out of the way
>That's not important
>None of this is
>She is

A: "It was a lie. I fucking rused them, I had to. These people will kill us. Enslave you. I-I- got a lotta fetishes. You suffering is NOT one."
>You're stammering
>Covered in sweat
>Your wig is gone and the blood in your mouth has gone sour

Ja: "Anon that's not what I'm seeing."
>She pulls away
A: "C'mon..."
>You smile
A: "I've looked worse than this."
>Your smile drops
A: "I need you."
>Jackie looks like she might cry

A: "You said you loved me..."
>Her expression hardens
Ja: "Anon...who are you?"

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A: "I-..."
>You're off put by the question
A: "I'm Anonymous."
Ja: "Are you?"

>Jackie tries to point
>The burn wounds on her arm make her wince
>Then freeze in place
>Her eyes shut

Ja: "Anon I've watched you get in some serious stuff in the past."
A: "Well, yeah. Life's a fight."
Ja: "It -used- to be. You had to fight before. Now this?"
A: "If I don't get stronger."
>Your human arm rises
>As muscles
>Your monstrous right arm
>Begins to wake up
>Your fist clenches
A: "Then we're fucked. Toffee kills us. Kills me."
Ja: "I don't see Toffee here."
A: "We need the resources! I have to help my friend!"
>You point to Entropy

En: "I still do not know you."
A: "FUCKIN-"
>Her hands
>They're on you again
>For a moment
>You feel her heartbeat in her palms
>Your eyes close
>As she turns you to face her

Ja: "We're here to get what you want. To do what you want...and I've seen you win worse fights. I -do- love you...or- Or I did? I do."
>She swallows down her uncertainty
Ja: "You've changed."
A: "Bullshit."
Ja: "You -always- change."
A: "..."
Ja: "You've turned into three different monsters since you got in here, dude. You're not fighting."

>She looks down at the slime puddle you reduced one of the other fighters to

Ja: "You're eating these people alive."
A: "Fuck them."
Ja: "You don't even -know- them."
A: "So? They were gonna kill ME. I have to win this. I have to get more."
Ja: "More...that's what your monster form said."
A: "What? Bloodfeast? That's just what he's like he's swell when he's full."
Ja: "That was -you- talking. I know it was."
A: "Well the one praising this fuckin' money machine isn't."
Ja: "That's the problem. I can't know that..."

Ma: "Let us ascend. To the Champer of Champions!"

Ja: "You become WHATEVER you have to. Fighter. Wizard. Savior, king. All of it. You change. You -always- change...to get what you want."

A: "..."

Ja: "What do you want?"
A: "Everything."

Ja: "So how do I know...that I'm not just part of everything?"

A: "J-Jackie..."
>She's tearing up alright
>Yet her face
>It's so strong

Ja: "If you'll do this to people just to get what you want. How can I know you're not just becoming what -I- want too? That scared. Vulnerable. Passionate guy. You've shown me so much beauty in you, little monster boy."
>She kisses your forehead

Ja: "I'm scared to death of you. I can't do this..."

>The arena
>The ENTIRE Arena
>Begins to rise

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>>2729300

Ma: "Rejoice! Good people...for now we shall witness justice. Visited upon this TRAITOR to our cause."

>The remaining gladiators are restless
>The Walrus dons his hat
>Dusts it

W: "Recompense!"
>He's coming for you
W: "There will be RECOMPENSE for this humilia-"
>SKRRRRRRZZZZZZ
>He's electrocuted by some of the maintenance drones

Ma: "To our other contenders. Our deepest apologies. Consolation prizes will be awarded. Along with ViP selections in -tomorrow's- competition."

And: "NO!"
>The living swarm of nanites tries to reach Mammon
>They are stopped dead by the forcefield

And: "I am NOT HERE FOR YOUR PRIZES! NOR YOUR GAMES! I AM HERE FOR LOOZAR. TO TEAR THIS PLACE TO IT'S ATOMS!"
Ma: "We understand."
>Mammon's eyes blast the swarm with blinding red light
>The nanites split into 4 individual clouds
>Of various colors

Ma: "No refunds."

>The crowd continues to chant
>As the vid screens display WAR PLANET'S tower
>From seven angles it can be seen
>The titanic Chrome fist

>Begins to open

>When her composure returns she points to your wand
>Butter Johnson
>Laying in the dirt

Ja: "When was the last time you played BJ?"
A: "Well I-"
Ja: "Not casting magic. Not using it to swing off the ceiling in your room."
A: "Jackie this ain't fuckin' f-"
Ja: "You used something you told me you -loved- ...just to get more power."
A: "..."
Ja: "Is that -Anon- who did that? Or somebody else? Somebody who could get what you wanted?"
A: "You just crumble on me? On us? NOW!?"

>You can hear your voice echoing back at you
>You're on the screens

A: "They're watching us. Looking for weakness."
Ja: "Anon we don't need to do this."
A: "Yes. I. Do. You've already decided you can't do what it takes but I-"
>Anon stops
A: "What am I saying!?"

>He grabs his woman
A: "Jackie. I love you. I can't say anything else to prove it but I do. I do. I can't mean it any more than any -fucking- thing else I've ever said. Please..."

>Muscles is awake
>He whipcracks

A: "So I'll prove it. I'll do anything. Not just what you want I can do more than change. I -am- a person."
Ja: "So run."

>KABOOOM!

>The Arena
>The Entire Arena
>Launches free from WAR PLANET'S TOWER
>You fly

Ja: "Give up this shitty place. Bomb it. Send it into a black hole later. Anything. Just don't fucking be what they want. Run away."
>She kisses you
Ja: "Run away with me."

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>>2729331

A: "I-..."

>As the arena falls
>Your eyes wander around you
>Alien blood coats your body
>Your bones ache
>Your skin is freezing
>What do you want?


>The crowd knows what they want

C: "BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD."

>Mammon watches from his lofty perch
>He HAS what he wants

C: "BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD."

Ma: "Welcome. WAR PLANET!"

>The Arena falls

>As the fist closes once again beneath it
>Into heavy. metal. horns.

>As arena
>The Entire Arena
>Touches down between the fingers

>Fire
Ma: "TO THE CHAMBER OF CHAMPIONS!"

>You're at the top now, kid

Ja: "Don't be this. Don't just become what you have to. Be you."
>She's here with you now
>Thing is
>She wants to jump

Ja: "That's who I love. Not your goals. Not this life. Not the money or stupid power games Luna's playing."
>She kisses you
Ja: "Please be Anon. Be with me."


>You are Anonymous
>Aren't you?

What do you want?

What do?
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>>2729300
>Ja: "If you'll do this to people just to get what you want. How can I know you're not just becoming what -I- want too? That scared. Vulnerable. Passionate guy. You've shown me so much beauty in you, little monster boy."
>>She kisses your forehead
>Ja: "I'm scared to death of you. I can't do this..."
Above everything that can be said about the shit that happens in this. Let it never go unsaid that Quest is fucking great at writing dialogue
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>Somebody post the discord Link.

Also punch anon in the dick.

>Also do what jackie says O.k? You havent had the best decision making streak lately.
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>>2729360
Run.
Mostly because as >>2729367 said
>You havent had the best decision making streak lately.

also because you need to DO IT FOR HER
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>>2729360
"Jackie, I love you. But no. I have to do this. Not for any sick thrill you think I'll get. Not to be what these freaks want me to be. Not what you want me to be. I need to do it, for myself. I can't let such a horrible place like this continue to be. I want to rule it, and make it better. Not just for you, for everyone. For all the slaves these people take. For all the planets they destroy. I want to put a stop to it. And this is the only way I can. I can't just let them continue to ruin the universe. Not when I can stop them.

I'm sorry, I love you. But I need to do this. For everyone."
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>>2729360
Alright Anon. We can fix this. Maybe. Probably not.

Still. If we were to do so I just need one second. One minuscule second.
In which you need to realize how monumentally huge is the fuck up you just committed.


>You decided you'd rather risk Jackie's safety and being outed as a cheater in front of everyone than not temporarily dropping the Undead Control you had over one of your minions to secure back your WILL and be sure you could beat the DC.
>You failed to control your power by not beating the DC, hurting your girlfriend, the minion you would've dropped anyway, destroying the body of your other minion, and outing yourself as a cheater in front of hundreds of billions of people and the one person that actually controls WAR PLANET: Mammon.
>Rather than take responsibility for your actions you decided you'd rather blame someone else for your misgivings, and even with Absolute Luck on your side you failed to convince the two person who you actually needed to convince: Mammon and Jackie.
>Reflecting on your current and previous actions, your probably-not-anymore girlfriend has an entirely new picture of you. A kid who doesn’t believe he has to answer to anyone or anything. Who'll do anything no matter what it is to get what he wants, and cares about nothing else. Insincere, spiteful, full of want. Anon once said to Jackie he didn't care about keeping appearances for anyone or anything like that. Yet this whole ordeal hos shown her otherwise. Jackie is just one of those many things he wants.
>The total lost of control over your spell might have left Muscles out of commission for a proper fight, which means NO MORE GIGA-FORMS for the time being. The only way you could MAYBE heal Muscles is by using BFB, and that is magic and clearly against the rules you just broke, which you'll have a hard time hiding now that everyone is looking at you and think you MIGHT be a cheater (which you are).
>All of your allies but your minions are gone. Susan and Wondervon have your scissors and haven't reported yet, and sending a Mind Read message to them might alert Mammon of their presence in the Lab, he he doesn't already know.
>You're against a warrior that has remained undefeated for 500 years, and is probably higher in level than all of your current allies levels combined (minus Luna, which is out of the equation).
>Jackie, Entropy, Luna and you are all probably going to die right now and it's all your fault.

If you realize this maybe we can think of some way out of this mess. Together.
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>>2729360

>Do what our heart tells us
>Psionically try to contact Susan, get a portal open, use Droog to test if it's safe
>Look at Jackie and tell "I choose you. We run, but we may need to fight our way out."

>Then try to run, run away from this shit hole of a planet

>Go home, hold your woman, hold your mother, hold your boy
>Discretion is the better part of valor
>Get to Susan and Wonder, steal the lab and get the fuck out of dodge.

Jackie and the lab are worth more than this shitty planet. There are infinite planets with food and resources and money that wont cost our soul.
Please, run.
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>>2729360
"Babe, I want to run. I want to just leave now and blow this place to fuckistan, but I can't now not because of power but because of YOU. They KNOW your face, YOUR name, they KNOW we are from Earth because that is where humans are from. They have fuck huge armies and lots of stuff to back them up. I will not only be attacked from Toffee's shitty meme magic almost daily from now on, but also from assasins or even an entire army if i leave now. I want to SO BADLY, but the thought that they would target YOU to get to me is too much to bear."
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>>2729360
prep for evac with jackie and ya bois, offer the swarm a scissor portal straight to loozar at a slightly later date, book it regardless of his answer.
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>>2729378
Jackie is forcing our hand but we can't leave, it's straight up not an option.
So supporting
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>>2729385
>>Look at Jackie and tell "I choose you. We run, but we may need to fight our way out."
Jackie is non-psionic.
She can't get psionic messages, or send them. We can just read her mind.
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Honestly why is this planet worth anything

>>2729386
We can liberate this world and a million like it when we are stronger. We aren't going to topple this empire by playing by its rules. It isn't worth it.

Remember, we only came her for two things, The Lab and Entropy. Getting the planet was always a pipe dream, the jackpot of the lotto. Its not going to happen. Stop making bad choices for nebulous reasons.

ANON GO HOME

>>2729391
Psionic talk to Susan, use words at Jackie
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>>2729386
This. I just think we need to convince her to understand we arent the monster
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>>2729360
We can't just leave.
Turn our back on all this now that we've come so far.
Way back when, on the beaches of Hawaii, we made a promise to ourselves that if it was the mission or Jackie, the mission comes first.
No girl is getting in the way of our ascension.
Get Hype for severe depression, boys.
Cause we ain't going NO WHERE until War Planet is ours.
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>>2729400
Its a shitty fucking planet. We can get it later when we can take it with a sweep of our hand. We don't need it. we can fucking portal to an asteroid for money and material, we can raise mass graves for servants. The only value of warplanet was wondervons lab.


This was set up to be a casino heist but everyone seems convinced they can fucking hit the jackpot playing against the house.

We need to go, check the ego,swallow the pride and make a wise decision.

If you continue to try and fight Loozar then the consequences are on your heads. We need to leave. Even if its fucking way harder because we got in deep.
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>>2729360
>We aren't going to topple this empire by playing by its rules. It isn't worth it.

There has been others who tried.
You think this whole ordeal isn't monumentally edged against us? You think others haven't tried magic, or other cheats?

Go back, build your strength, regroup your allies.
We're not going to give this world the satisfaction of us playing by their rules.
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>>2729388
>>2729399
Reminder to link back to OP's post or it doesn't count.
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>>2729414
Thank you.
If we can get the lab or parts of it and entropy then its good, but really Entropy doesn't give a shit so really lets be clear about priorities.

1.Jackie
2.Anon/Luna
3.Susan
4.Bow
5.Wondervon
6.Lab
7.Entropy
8.Giraffe man
9.Horridus' remains
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>>2729360

Choose Jackie. Fuck War Planet. Have Wondervon and Susan grab the stuff and get out. Have Grate sacrifice his life for a crit crush to slam some planets into this place.

Try to get a portal out of her do anything to get Jackie out of here. Only fight if that's the only way we're getting out of here.
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>>2729388
Mb
>>2729360
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>>2729437
Good choice man. We gotta be careful to get a portal out.
They likely have some sort of jamming up so we may have to use OWN to break through.

Maybe OWN the shield to make an exit out of the arena leaving Loozar behind and making a run into the city?
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>>2729378
>>2729360
Supporting

>>2729423
Thanx
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>>2729360
We said we'd destroy the world for her. PROVE IT. IF THE EARTH IS DESTROYED SO BE IT. WE CHOOSE HER OVER IT.
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>>2729360
>>2729385
>>2729437

If we run we will get followed, probably for awhile. This isn't something you can pull out of so late.
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>>2729470
>>2729471
Fuck the earth.
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>>2729360
>>2729437
>>2729367
>>2729377
>>2729385
>>2729387
>>2729398
>>2729408
>>2729414
>>2729428
the Discord has free art
also supporting choosing our waifu over this game
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>>2729476
jackie and her family live there. I'm not saying running is a bad option, but 'fuck the earth' will probably mean dead jackie once they've had the time to form an army
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>>2729464
So anon should talk like a violence addict, trying to justify his terrible decisions. Way to prove jackie right.

>>2729471
We are being chased by everything. If aliens attack earth we happen to have a very capable agency on earth that specializes in this thing. Also we are Anonymous, getting out of bullshit railroading is our one specialty. Something to worry about when we are stronger and later down the line.

We got attacked by Shadow the Hedgehog in his chaos form. Remember too getting to earth is a pain in the ass because magic fucking eats a dick in our solar system. Also something out in space is consuming entire worlds. I think we might be okay and if not, better on our home turf with our friends.
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>>2729360
>>2729378
>>2729386
>>2729388
Supporting simply for the sake of a tie.
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If we are going to run, then we need to relocate Jackie and her family to somewhere safe. I suggest THE HOLE
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>>2729360
>War Planet is a failed investment where we lost all of our cash, announced our presence and put yet another target on our back
A pity. Anyway, first thing is first.
>Raise dead on all the blood on the arena floor and contact Susan for her and Wondervon's location
>use the scissors to teleport to Luna and Grate, then to Susan and Wondervon and then back home
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>>2729488
Calm down Ark
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>>2729486
I'm not say to abandon the earth to it's own demise. I'm saying we said we'd destroy the world for her. I'm saying choose her. Run come back and fight another day. If the earth dies due to use failing. So be it.
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>>2729499
But, don't make anon lie to the person he loves.
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>>2729495
Also, have the blood carry Entropy and Giraffe man to us. They're a part of our team and the only way they're getting out of here alive is through us.
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>>2729497
eh yo, suck my wiggly dick
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Threadly reminder, if anon continues to make poor choices that alienate his friends and family this will be the only ending we get.

Do you want this to be our end?

I thought so, run.
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>>2729517
If you pay me ;p
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>>2729530
Anytime bby you know where to find me, now stop voting with your dick and use ur brain.

Vote to fucking bail. Anon aint nobody's trained monkey.
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>>2729526
don't forget to link if you haven't.
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>>2729386
>>2729360
Not sure if votes are counted but I'll support this, if not to avoid a tie more than anything
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So my greatest fears have been realized. Anon has been domesticated and utterly dependent on Jackie's approval.
It's fitting in a way.
Hell it might not even be a bad thing in this case, Jacknon is top tier.
But god damn what a backdown, all this effort for next to nothing.
Hopefully we can get the Lab back in one piece so it won't be a complete loss.
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Goddamn, late to the party but holy shit what an opener.

>Ja: "Don't be this. Don't just become what you have to. Be you."

Jackie's right of course. We came here to rescue our friends and get the one resource (WV's lab) we were hoping for to fight the actual force that threatens our home and what we care about. The extra shit about this planet is just extra trappings.

>>2729360
Grab our wand, it's our beloved possession. A reminder of what brought us joy in the past, of our journey up to this far, and distances we can go and become. Not only that, it's an excellent physical weapon. And fuck the rules, the limiters are likely going to have to come off.
Mammon's already turning the crowd back against us, back to what War Planet always has been. Supporting smash and grab of lab equipment while we buy time until we can extract everyone. Supporting run, with an attempt to get everything we *actually* came here for in the first place.
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>>2729552
Yeah. Mr "I won't let anyone define me" defined by Jackie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxU2eqZtYmc
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>>2729552
look at this blaming anon's bad decisions on others. You want to vote to be like our Dad then go ahead but don't put that shit on Jackie.

Pic related
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>>2729561
>Living true to yourself
>Person you said you love points out a character flaw and gives reasonable advice
>FUKIN JACKIE BALL N CHIAN WHAT A BITCH
-T.Anon
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YO' TIE VOTERS YOU GOING OFF A OLD VERSION OF THE RULES. YOUR FUCKING US OVER WITH THEM. NO MATTER WHAT WINS.
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>>2729471
>>2729378
>>2729360
War Planet won't change if we play by it's rules. We'll just one more step on it's cycle of violence.

We can come back later. With an Army and a Hulk and turn the place upside down and build it back onto something we see fit.
We have the tools now. We have the allies.
If you choose to remain here you risk throwing it all out the window.

If we go back to Earth we can get Allies on the MiB and Human Technology.
With Wondervons help, the Earth's industrial might and Luna's Magic we can manufacture an army that can help us defend Earth and even counter-attack WAR PLANET in case they come back for us as well as anyone else.
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>>2729563
>"Don't be like our dad guys."
>Cause our dad was a demi god warrior bad ass with a motor mouth and flaming fists to back it up
Yup makes perfect since
What you call bad decisions could have won us war planet and made Anon a true force to in the multiverse.
But no, gotta do what the waifu wants.
What else will she take from us? How far will it go?
I can understand her wanted to fight by our side, to help carry our burden. But NOW she just wants us to drop everything and walk away.
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>>2729578
or we could come back with like anything else

Don't poison our vote discussion by shoving pro-MIB shit in there
We can get stronger back home WITHOUT the MiB.
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What a vote...
What a time to be alive.

For now.

>I have to do this
2 votes

>I can't NOT do this
4 votes

Together that's 6 for what you really want.

However.

>Fuck this place
>Fuck what I want
>Fuck WAR PLANET
>Jackie

8 votes


A: "Jackie."
>She's still blinking back tears
A: "There is -nothing- I want. More than you."
Ja: "Anon?"
A: "I said I'd destroy the world for you."
>You smile
A: "We'll probably get killed for this."
Ja: "They can try."
A: "They will."

>You mentally connect with Susan
A: "Pass me the blades."

>SHHHRRIIP

>The portal
>Doesn't open

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>>2729607

Well I came in at a perfect time
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>>2729607
>>2729607

A: "WHAT!?"

Su: "Hwat!?"

J: "What?"

>Sensors go off overhead
>MAGIC DETECTED

Ma: "The liar. The cheat. Traps...shall face his doom."
>Mammon's eyes sparkle

Ma: "There is no escape."

>You can suddenly feel the air around you thicken

J: "Anon. Anon what's wrong?"
A: "We can't get out."
J: "...W-"
A: "The scissors. I gave em' to Susan."
>Jackie's tears vanish
>As her expression fades
A: "Oh christ we're being THUNDERDOMED!"
J: "No..."

>Jackie looks around
>Wipes her face
>Winces again from the pain of her burns
>She bears inward
>Gathers her strength
>The sea is pitching high
>Still
>The ship is water tight

J: "There's gotta be a way."
A: "We'll find it. We'll rip this place apart if we gotta but..."
>You grab her
>Anon kisses his woman

A: "Just stay with me. I'm about to break a lot of fuckin' rules."

>Muscles hears you
>Muscles like
>He flexes

A: "Hey buddy. You ready to die?"
>He gives you the thumb

A: "F-fuck yeah."

>You
>Anonymous McMoot
>Saved your relationship
>Not bad

>Now you face the real test
>Being together

At the end


>Droog crawls up to you both
>He moans from his leg bones dragging in the sand


>The Lights Dim...

>As a doorway is lit up by the spotlights
>The crowd grows silent
>As the announcer returns over the cracking speakers


cont
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>>2729607
>>The portal
>>Doesn't open
No one should be surprised by this btw.
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>>2729619

Let them have their surprise boyo
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>The portal
>Doesn't open
i'm totally shocked at this turn of events
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The scissors were never expected to work, but you gotta try the easy and obvious first.

Find the edge of the arena and OWN THEIR BITCH ASSES
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>>2729615
>>2729615


https://youtu.be/v9X-GcETyRk


>>VIDEO RELATED HAPPENS<<

>>PIC RELATED HAS EMERGED FROM THE DOORWAY<<


>LOOZAR STANDS 100 FEET TALL
>HE IS COVERED FROM HEAD TO TOE IN BRUTAL BLACK ARMOR

>THE CROWD IS AN OCEAN OF SCREAMING ADULATION

>THE LIGHTS SHINE LIKE SUNS

>SOMEWHERE
>Janna grips her chest
>Knowing she has been defeated yet again


What do, ANONYMOUS MCMOOT!?

WHAT
DO.
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>>2729615
OWN on the magic preventing the portals?
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>>2729626
>>2729625
>>2729619
St. Olga anti-scissor tech on WAR PLANET is not really a shocking news for us. Though it probably is for Anon since he's never been there.
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>>2729631
Like. I. Said. Leaving is impossible. Clods, everyone. Let's not waste a dang turn trying to escape when it's obviously impossible. Get our wand. Giga-form it up. Inversion. So we can survive whatever first attack Loozar throws at us. Or let's try OWN form to make him HURT!
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>>2729631
jesus fucking christ this is amazing
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>>2729631
holy shit dicks i almost got hyped for loozar with that theme
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>>2729631
Also, fight him.
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>>2729631

>SCATTER
>Send Droog to hold off loozar for even a second, but he needs to die to get our will back
>LUNA HELP ME FIND A POINT TO OWN THEIR SHEILDS
>THEN CAST OWN AND GET OUT OF THE ARENA

>The scissors worked in the VIP box, all we have to do is get out of the Arena
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>>2729644
>>2729631
This Is a good plan
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>>2729631
OH GOD NO
HIS THEME SONG IS SO FUCKING LIT

F U C K

>Mind Read Susan. Tell her to get Wondervon aware of our situation. She needs to find a way for her and Wondervon tog et outta there OR If Wondervon can figure out any way he could help us help him help all of us to help him.
>Jackie should mount on her Skateboard.
>Droog is to Protect her and keep Loozar at bay as well as he was designed to.

>OWN Entropy's Chains off.

FUCK WAR PLANET'S RULES
WE'LL MAKE OUR OWN
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>>2729655
Alternate plan if you want to fight
Loose Droog to heal Jackie and get back our Will then

USE THE KINGS TAX ON LOOZAR AND TAKE HIS CON MOD.
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>>2729631

Oh God Loozar has the sadism of a Dark Eldar combined with the retarded reality warping of an Ork we're fucked.

Oh well let's do this >>2729644 >>2729665

REMEMBER EVERYONE, LET'S TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIS SIZE AND TURN IT AGAINST HIM. GET INTO AN ORIFICE AND GO TO TOWN
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>>2729669
holy shit that sounds like a GREAT IDEA
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>>2729671
>enter Loozar's anus
>death by buttclench
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>>2729631
GIGA-MUSCLES INVERSION NOW.
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>>2729631
Go for the knees. With that much weight those things must be straining to stay up and weak to any trauma that would disrupt them. After that, his neck is entirely exposed and if we can get to his eyes, there's not much he can do to stop us from burrowing into them.
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>>2729669

...Alright then I'll support this

>>2729677

>Implying Loozar's anus is at his ass

HAH
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>>2729631
>>2729675
>>2729669
King's Tax Loozar's Str stat or his Con
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>>2729631
We've literally just told Jackie we're going to run away with her.

Let's stick with that or potentially make things worse. "You just promised me something and immediately went back on it Anon what the fuck".

>>2729655
Definitely should get Luna to help break those shields

>>2729665
>>2729655
Maximise that OWN usage on the arena to escape! And on Entropy so he can have a bit of revenge!
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>>2729669
>>2729631
I agree with using the King's tax but Jackie is at 40 hp. We don't need to heal her

We need to fight and this is the way
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>>2729675
NO NEVER MIND
KINGS TAX IS

>>2729684

Fury of the Burning Heart Success Formula:Caster WILL roll vs (Target's Lvl)*2

SO THE DC TO STEAL HIS CON WILL BE AT LEAST DC100 AS MAMMON IS LEVEL 100.

WE NEED TO RUN


>
>
>CHANGING VOTE BACK TO OWN THE SHIELD WHILE WE DODGE LOOZAR
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>>2729631
Well
At least we have Jackie the not so ride or die waifu of the century.
ONWARD AND UPWARD.
Have D protect Jackie, we need to find a weakness on this dude, cause I'm still sure we can beat him with no magic.
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>>2729693
Sorry , Mammon is at least level 50
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Guys, we have a base STR of -1. If we King's Tax his STR, not only do we get his STR, but he gets OURS. we can make him a wimpy boi
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>>2729702
KINGS TAX HAS A DC OF OUR WILL VS ENEMY LEVEL TIMES 2.

Even with our full will its 1d20+20 is. So average we can stance on level 15 enemies
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KING'S TAX IS A BAD IDEA. REALLY BAD.
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>>2729702
>>2729631
Supporting this. We roll Will so (while I voted not to last session) we should drop Droog for the will boost
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>>2729631
Oh god, that video! Was that a Quest original or did some of our discord friends perform assist actions?

>Comms to WV and Susan
Get on lab acquisitions and quick. We'll work on figuring out a way to get out of the anti-portal field.

>Droog
Attack at range and defense support while we rally our allies and prep.

>Jackie
If I remember correctly, she's still fused to her board. Giving her greater freedom of movement would be a good idea. Is her board still operable? Might be wise for her to scout and try locate the source of the Anti-Portal field.

>Anon
Supporting OWN on Entropy's chains. fucking, he's been chained for too long as it is.
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>>2729665
Using OWN to try and get Entropy's chains off is probably or best option right now.

With his chains off he'll be able to support us and use his spells to 100% of their efficacy, otherwise he's at a huge disadvantage both in mobility and magical power.

It will also make both FIGHTING AND ESCAPING much easier, whatever we choose to do.

>>2729702
>>2729708
>>2729702
>>2729700
>>2729693
>>2729675
>>2729669
KING'S TAX has a high probability of failing because of Loozar's level, instead I think we should try to maximize out teams ability to act.
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>>2729714
NO, WE CANNOT PASS THE DC
ASSUME LOOZAR IS LEVEL 20
THAT MEANS DC 40 vs WILL
OUR WILL IS AT BEST +18
AVERAGE ROLL OF 10 means 28.


WE CANNOT KINGS TAX
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No discord Link. Gay.
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>>2729720
YES

OWN IS THE CORRECT CHOICE
>>2729631
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>>2729631
Supporting:
>>2729720
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>>2729726
>>2729720
ALSO

USING OWN ON LOOZAR WOULD ALSO ALLOW US TO SEE WHAT TRAITS HE AHS AS WELL AS REMOVING ANY IMMUNITIES HE MIGHT HAVE.
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>>2729722
Do we know Loozars level? w/e

>>2729714
>>2729631
changing my vote to
>>2729644
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>>2729631
NOT supporting this >>2729669 because of >>2729708
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>>2729719

Our good pal Questing Beast did that

>>2729724

https://discord.gg/hkJKfT

People make mistakes lad

>>2729720

Alright I'll support you. Once it's dealt with, OWN form
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This is a mess
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>>2729748
It is.
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>>2729748

Same as usual then
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>>2729692
I'll shift votes.
>>2729720
>>2729631
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>>2729631
Supporting:
>>2729719
with my other support here:
>>2729732
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>>2729720
>>2729685
>>2729631
I'll switch to this
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PEOPLE

DUDES

ANONS

Coalesce your votes.
It aint easy figuring out what the fuck the average vote is then they're all over the places.
>>
Use your telepathy to coordinate you gay bo.
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>>2729631
>>2729691

>>2729720
also supporting this
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Something we could do is try to kill audience with Crush-Crush from either us or crit from Grate. Then start throwing them into the ring for shock troops.
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>>2729801
Cruci-Crush is a debuff now. Not an attack.
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>>2729801
this is a really good idea but it won't get the votes it needs
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>>2729801
You are aware the Grate needs to sacrifice himself to cast a single on of Anon's spells, right?
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>>2729811
CRUCI-CRUSH (OWN + STARWALK)
(magic)
Anonymous can make someone or something more susceptible to gravity, multiplying the effects of physics upon them up to one hundred times.

Cruci-Crush can be used on a single target or on several targets for different effects.
Single Target: Must make a STRENGTH check against Anon's WILL SPELLPOWER
Pass: They escape
Fail: SPELLPOWER damage and become immobilized until they pass
Multi: All targets must make STR checks against Anon's WILL SP
Pass: They resist/escape
Fail: They take WILL SP damage

>>2729814
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>>2729814
Meant to add yes to you when I linked here.
>>2729820
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>>2729826
That's the physical version.
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>>2729831
was that not the plan?
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>>2729631
If Grate sacrificed himself to cast one of our spells would it use our stats for will or his?
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>>2729837
Spell form lets you target multiple people. Target crowd. Kill them. then raise dead for army.
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>>2729820
It's twelve damage with a chance that they'll win the roll and not get hurt. It'd take multiple turns. Not worth it.
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WAIT!!!!


Grate can sacrifice himself for a guaranteed crit.

>Herald of the Black and Gold King : Can cast any of Anonymous’ spells at the cost of its own Unlife (Guaranteed Crit)


If we use Grate to caste Fury of the Burning Heart then we can steal someones stat

We could Steal Loozar's Con
>>2729839
Guaranteed Crit
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>>2729631
>>2729797
>>2729851
also supporting this I guess I don't even fucking know what we're doing anymore

coalesce votes
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>>2729851
Changing from my past vote to OWN the shield, sorry quest.

Use Grate to OWN on Loozar's Con

...we should bail right after. War planet is not going to be happy we cheated to win.
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>>2729865
Sorry Fury on Loozar to permasteal his CON
>>
I don't know what the fuck is going on.

>>2729631
>>2729738
changing votes (again)
>>2729801
>>2729851
Do both of these things
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>>2729851
>>2729775
>>2729631
CHANGE AGAIN. Grate is a will always be remembered, but if we can use this to nab Loozar's Str or Con then we can win this EZ
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>>2729868
>>2729865
>>2729860
>>2729851
>>2729872
>>2729885
STOP CHANGING VOTES
BE DECISIVE

You're free to deliberate all you can, but make sure you're sure what you want to do when you cast a vote.
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>>2729719


The music video is a Quest original.
I have toiled long to bring it to you.
It has been a bless.

Now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQE1Q1NILfQ

L: "Syoh! It's you, is it? Traps."
>Loozar's voice
>It's like Macho Man and Hulk Hugan made out around Andre' the Giant's Dick

L: "The one who desecrates MYEYE War Planet! By bringing such FOOLISH magical TAH-RICKS into her ring!"

>Anon bristles
>Muscles grows a set of spines
>They'd make any monster jealous

A: "You just stay the fuck away from my woman you tangerine colored CUNT. I'll fuck your urethra and STEAL YOUR TIMBS! You boutta be one dead sonnova bitch I tell you that!"

>Loozar
>Laughs
>The ground shakes
L: "LOOZAR Has no need for the blood of Hwimmin! Loozar intends to Henjoy fyighting you!"

J: "Hol up."
>Jackie steps around you
J: "I thought this was an execution."

L: "Hyit IS!"
>Loozar's smile
>Is so pure
>His eyes are pits of unenchanted black diamond
L: "It is also..."
>He flexes
>Oh god
>Your nuts jump into your hips when he flexes

L: "A NO HOLD BARRED. THROW DOWN IN POUND TOWN. MONUMENTAL MASSACRE OF PAIIIIIIN!"

J: "Why let us fight if you just wanna kill us?"

L: "Loozar is a -big- believer in freedom. Hincluding the freedom to struggle (pointlessly) to not die."

A: "No rules, huh?"
>Loozar cracks his neck

L: "None."

A: "Then you won't mind if I do THIS!"


>ANONYMOUS CAST'S HIS MOST TERRIBLE SPELL

ONE
WITH
NOTHING


>On the Chains restraining Entropy

>The lasers cromprising it break apart
>His wings BURST from their constraints

En: " https://youtu.be/OMm1RLF32ig "

A: "..."
J: "..."
A: "Fuck was th-"

En: "I am still part Unicorn."

L: "HEENOUGH GAMES! IT'S TIYUM TO PLAY!"

J: "That's sort of a contradiction."

L: "LET'S HEAR IT!"

C: "LOOZAR. LOOZAR. LOOZAR. LOOZAR!"

>He's flexing
A: "He's FLEXING!"

>You get on the comms asap

cont
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>>2729893
>>2729872 (You)
I really didn't want to but new info was brought up and new options several times.
>>
Discord link is busted.

Dont forget to talk to people.

OH MY GOD YOU ASS MUNCHES. dont kill the audience.

Also dont sacrifice grate.
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>>2729898
>>2729898

A: "Guys."
Su: "Anown. Wha happen?"
A: "Shields too strawng."
L: "Darling."
A: "Can't escape. You?"

Su: "Wonderon's front doow is a Tessewact."
A: "A what?"
Su: " https://youtu.be/SJry4t7GDWQ?t=15 "
L: "Son."

A: "We gotta get you outta there. Fuck the door. We've been had. You need to meet up with Luna and get while getting is good."
L: "Anonymous."
A: "WHAT, MOM!?"

L: "Grate is not inside of the shield."
A: "Yeah. I know and I need to get out there t-"
L: "He can cast any of your spells."
A: "Yeah but if I'm trapped in this bitch I don't see how that ma-"


>...
>Oh
>OH!

A: "I don't get it."

ANON DOES NOT GET IT!

DO YOU!?

L: "CHYOO CHYOOOOOOOOO!"
>You turn
>Just in time to see it
>This 100 foot giga boi

>Is drop kicking you

A: "DROOG!"

DR: "HMMMM!!!"

>Droog shuffles up
>Leaps
>Loozar's boots hit him square on

Droog takes 112 damage

>SKRPSISH!

>You are wearing him

L: "HAHAHA! Hwat Heeloyal companions!"

What do?
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>>2729905
ONE WITH NOTHING FORM GIGA MUSCLES N-O-W!
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>>2729905
>>2729919
THIS
THIS IS THE TIME FOR THE BIG GUNS.
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>>2729921
>>2729919
DELIBERATE BEFORE VOTING.

WE CAN DO MORE OTHER THAN ACTING, WE CAN PLAN AND WE CAN DECIDE
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>>2729905
GRATE CAN USE OUR SPELLS
PLAN BASED ON THAT TOO
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>>2729929
WHATEVER, JUST GET INTO OUR DAMN GOD KILLER FORM!
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>>2729898
GRATE USE FURY OF THE BURNING HEART TO STEAL HIS LOOZARS CON. I WOUNDER WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMETHING THAT JUST LOST IT'S CON STEALS ANOTHER CREATURES CON AND GIVE THE OTHER CREATURE ITS NON EXISTENT CON.

Dazzy chain the stealing if we need to.
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>>2729940
That won't work because Loozar's level is way to high to steal his stats for Luna's sake. We literally cannot beat the freaking DC, crit or no crit. We can't even beat Tom's DC.
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Could use Gigaform Swarm to get under his helmet and into his head literally

could also use Grate to Crit OWN on the shield and run
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>>2729940
NEVER MIND I REALIZED IT A BAD IDEA.
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>>2729947
OWN ON SHIELD
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>>2729947
>>2729905

>Okay use Grate to OWN on the Shield. He will return to the wand
>Get into STARWALK GIGAMUSCLES
>GRAB JACKIE AND RUN
>TELL ENTROPY TO FUCK UP LOOZAR
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>All these people
>thinking we can just Swarm his ass when Mammon literally blew up Last Son of Andelus's swarmy ass with a simple eye laser
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>>2729905
GUIS WHAT DO WITH GRATE
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>>2729905
>>2729967
forgot to link!
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>>2729905
First thing is first, we need to raise the blood on the ground to form a giant blood slime to absorb him, and if possible, go down his throat and damage his comparatively delicate internal organs. If that doesn't work we can Cruci-Crush both him and the slime as one mass in an attempt to weigh him down. From there, we can cast Hungering Flames on him and focus on hitting him from range, riding Jackie's hoverboard in an attempt to play keep away for as long as possible.
>>
Grate could sacrifice himself to cast OWN or the necessary spell on whatever is holding that Anti-Portal up. It could be anything, so we need to make sure we know what it is.
Wondervon probably knows, it could be a magical device like the one in St. Olga, but it could also be Mammon himself.

If we take the Shields down not only could we escape, we could also bring the hundreds of armed skeletons at our disposal to fight for us to make time for us to flee or win.

We could use OWN to check on Loozar's stats and disable any immunities he might have.

IF ENTROPY ALLOWS IT, Jackie to get on top of him to make use of her ADVantage when riding. He should also be able to fly (I think) now that his chains are off.
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>>2729982


How about this

>Entropy engages Loozar
>Jackie gets in close and we heal her
>GRATE gets onto the shield physically and casts OWN in direct contact to remove its ability for physical matter to pass through. That should let us just fly out
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Our vote time is low

>>2729905
supporting this
>>2729977
We should go down his throat too, if we're fast enough it's not like he can attack us from inside of him, we go in then fucking rip his throat from the inside out
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CLARIFICATION POST!

I shall begin counting now.

If you must switch votes do so only ONCE after this post.

No new boats shall be counted.


Welcome to WAR PLANET
Bless.
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>>2729905
>>2729919
This please
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>>2729905
Both of these
>>2730002
>>2729919
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>>2729977
Could expand it to not just the blood, but the bodies that have been collecting through out this place over the years.

Supporting:
>>2729977

Your 15 min to vote is bad.
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>>2729905
>>2730007
Supporting this for the moment >>2729977 .
Save Grate when we get a clearer idea of when would actually be an opportune time to use him. It gives up his unlife in the process (does that also mean he's unrevivable?)
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>>2730007
Oh well shit. I missed voting
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>>2729977
>>2729905
support
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>>2730024
you can do it now.
I recommend this:
>>2729977
>>
>>2730007
>Consult Luna and Wondervon on whatever is creating the Anti-Portal Shield.
>Command Grate to target whatever is creating it to disable it.
>Tell Susan to get ready to Portal all of our skeletons in to serve as back-up. They can also help us move Giraffe Guy out.
>Get Jackie on top of Entropy (she's a pure maiden right?) to maximize their power and ability to evade those deadly fucking blows (if he allows it).
>Cast OWN on Loozar.
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>>2729905
>>2729967


>>2729977
fuck it the other vote is dying anyways
let's add this onto it
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>>2729977
>>2730002
>>2730020
>>2730021
>>2730025
>>2730029
>>2730029
We can only do one action at a time.
That's at least like three. And really I don't see them helping them on out situation much right now.
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>>2729997

>>2730007

This is my vote
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>>2730037
my vote was mainly for the kill him from the inside (which is what I said in my post)
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>>2730038
>>2729997
That just feels like we're abandoning Entropy as he fights Loozar.
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>>2729977
>>2730037
>>2730043
Also, casting such a massive Raise Dead comes with he risk that it might not work, as the larger the creature the higher the DC.

IF. IF we can even raise poodles of blood for health, which might not be the case considering the way Raise Dead currently works on the rules..
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>>2730044
That's exactly what it is. A single minded focus on a vote to leave that he's been complaining about for weeks
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>>2729977
>>2729977

https://youtu.be/E-95xqN3TyI

>Loozar pulls himself up
>The crowd is drenched in energy drink
>They wail like possessed coyotes
>Some make love in the upper stands
>More babies and weapons are thrown
>Family heirlooms are tossed into the arena

>You can barely keep your head together
>Hardly breathe

L: "HYEaHAHAHA! YES!"
>His arms open wide to the crowd

J: "Anon. Come on, wild man."
>Jackie holds your arm
J: "What's the plan?"

>You catch your breath

A: "We piss him off."

>The screens overhead flicker with adverts and suggestive hypnographic gifs
>NEW FROM NANO-PRINT
>BUY ANONYMOUS TEDDY PALS TODAY
>ADOPT YOUR CHILD TO PLAY-LIFE TODAY
>NOW
>NOW
>NOW
>WORSHIP
>EXCHANGE VEHICLES FOR COLD HARD QUATLOOS
>EXCHANGE PROPERTY FOR PRECIOUS QUATLOOS
>DONATE YOUR PET FOR A FREE SLUSHIE


>Your head is no better
>Susan is screaming at Wondervon

Su: "How can you NOT know deh way in!?"
W: "Zey CHANGED it! Clearly zey couldn't get in after my ezcape and just ruined zeh door to keep me from comingk back!"


>You can hear muttering too
>Deep in the base of your brain
>Where Luna's voice usually hums
>She's muted herself
>Weakened your connection
>Someone else is with her


J: "Anon."
A: "Hwah!"
J: "Your plan?"

>Loozar is coming
>Coming to be all over you

A: "We are made men by the blood..."
J: "...Fucking Fromsoft references?"
A: "UNDONE BY THE BLOOD!"


>There is a hell of a lot of blood

>Anon

ROLL WILL!
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>>2729997
That sounds horrible anon.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>2730065
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T FUCK UP
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2730065
Man, we can't screw this one up. RIGHT GUYS?!
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Rolled 17 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>2730065
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>2730065
Com'on dice, don't fuck us up.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>2730065
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>>2730065
Today is the day we die like men
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>>2730065
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Rolled 3 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>2730065
Lets do this, SUCK IT FROMSOFT, YOU CANT SUE US HERE!
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>>2730094
>Today is the day we die like men
>And get Jacko killed in the progress.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>2730065
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>2730094
forgot to roll
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2730065
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>>2730132
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>>2730132
Aaand this is why I didn't want to rely on a Spell with such a high DC.
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>>2730132
welp
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>>2730132
We have Muscles and he has the wand have him roll to use strength for Raise dead.
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>>2730146
...
I don't think you understand how turns work.
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>>2730132
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>2730065
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>>2730172
Too late pal.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>2730065
Miracle 20
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>>2730065
arent we just raising a few slimes? Isn't that free?
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>>2730183
No we're raising a giant one. And the DC is 25. Even with our full WILL stat we don't hit it with this roll.
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>>2730183
Explain to me how a few slimes the size of a human are going to help against an armored 100 foot giant.
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>>2730065
We have Muscles and he has the wand have him roll to use strength for Raise dead?
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>>2730192
>A: "We piss him off."
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>>2730196
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS
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>>2730132
This is a great roll and I love you
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>>2730214
Really?
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>I hated reading Star Vs. Quest.What’s Anon fighting against anyway?
>Quality entertainment apparently.
>DOHOHOHOHO
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>>2730132
>>2730132

The winner...

>20 total
>No +s or minuses

>You try to summon a GIANT Blood Slime elemental

>You fail
>The blood however
>Moves
>Wriggles
>Boils with unlife

https://youtu.be/V_N10A9qAVA

>As Loozar charges for you
>Your HUGE slime begins to rise

A: "I have no idea if this will work!"
>Your hairs are regrowing somewhat as you strain
>Muscles is whipping angrily

>Your wand is aglow
A: "Jackie...if I don't make it outta here."
J: "I'm not gonna touch your dead dick."
A: "Pls say sike."


Let us roll for the slime.
Doing all that it can to protect it's master.


>26
>Loozar sees the pink and red goo clinging to his boots

>He laughs again

L: "HEENOUGH!"

>He flexes his legs
>He jumps
>He's flying for you
>Headed right for your skull

>Dick
>First


>Jackie gets 30 total on her ride check

Ja: "MOVE!"

>BOOOM!

>She saved you
>This-
>This bitch

A: "Why do you like me?"
J: "I don't."
>She kisses you
J: "We're in love. Remember?"


What do?
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>>2730233
Try and merge the slime with our minions. Form death titan mode, and cast our debuff spell of Loozar
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>>2730233
Remember what I said about One With Nothing form? STILL THAT! Use the friggen god killing form on Loozar!
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>>2730233
FLY INTO HIS MOUTH WHILE HIS TALKS AND RIP HIS THROAT OUT
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>>2730233
>Consult Luna and Wondervon on whatever is creating the Anti-Portal Shield.
>Command Grate to target whatever is creating it to disable it.
>Tell Susan to get ready to Portal all of our skeletons in to serve as back-up. They can also help us move Giraffe Guy out.
>Get Jackie on top of Entropy (she's a pure maiden right?) to maximize their power and ability to evade those deadly fucking blows (if he allows it).
>Cast OWN on Loozar OR use OWN Form

P L E A S EEEEeeeee
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>>2730233
Own on shield
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>>2730233
>GRATE NUKE THE SHIELD FOR YOUR GOD
>DARK STAR LOOZAR WHILE JACKIE RIDES
>MAKE AN OPENING FOR ENTROPY

GET READY TO FLEE INTO THE CITY
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>>2730233
OWN FORM
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>>2730233
>>2730247
Also we should sacrifice grate to make sure we succeed
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>>2730233
Her board is still operational?
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>>2730233
Try to raise the blood. Give it form.
and support:
>>2730248
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>>2730266
her board is a part of her soul.
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>>2730233
Supporting both of these
>>2730246
>>2730247
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>>2730233
Supporting >>2730248
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>>2730233
Supporting:
>>2730244
alongside my other support here:
>>2730284
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EVERYONE:
We have extended vote time for this as Quest is away until 10:30.
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Still waiting on that discord link. Also current plans look good.

Tell grate to find the thing and blow it up. Not himself.

Explain we are so cavalier with our undead minions lives because their souls come back to us when we die.

Also ask Jackie and entropy about the. Uh. Riding thing.
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>>2730407
https://discord.gg/fwFBst
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>>2730233
Finish raising the rest of the blood and have Muscles cast Hungering Flames on him with the wand. Have Entropy fucking do something to this giant asshole instead of sitting around.
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I am return!

Let us.
Count.
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Did we ever apologize to entropy or giraffe man? If not we should. Grow as a person ass crack.
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>>2730459
Is Giraffe not fucking dead yeT? He was at like 1hp
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>>2730233
>>2730248
this
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>>2730233
Y'all know we can have Grate affect the population outside the dome

Also he can help Doc n' Susan by just magic blasting the door. maybe.
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>You try to reach out for Luna

A: "Mom. Mom, what's making the shield? I have to get Grate over there and fuck it. Fuck it good with his boney dong."

>No response
>You hear static

A: "Mom?"

>You hear a muffled scream
>Then
>Your ears burn from the inside

>As a real scream breaks the air from Luna's balcony

https://youtu.be/uWPCtuFW7Rg

A: "LUNA!"
J: "Anon, we have to get OUT of here!"
A: "We can't break the shield!"

>A new voice crawls into your head
>It drowns out everything

Mammon: "Is there something special about you? I doubt it."
>Your whole body aches
>Your spine burns from the invasion

>Your eyes begin to twitch wildly
>As your nervous system is overidden with mind numbing

Ma: "Just as I thought. Weak. Flashy."

>There are no thoughts
>You
>Anon
>You are only pain now

L: "GET. AWAY. FROM MY BABY."

cont
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>>2730576
>>2730576

>Jackie shakes you until your neck is about to wring
J: "Anon! Anon, come on what -is- this!?"

A: " https://youtu.be/mQSiE7NV5xY "

J: "..."

>Jackie slaps you

A :"PHwah!"
>You're awake
J: "You're bleeding."

>You are
>Straight from the nose
>Luna managed to stop whatever was happening to you

>She had to pull from your health to do it

ANON HAS TAKEN 20 DAMAGE
L: "The shield...it comes from the monitor. The dome."

LO: "ALRIGHT, BEE-ROTHER!"

>Just over Jackie's shoulder
>You see the boots
>Pounding
>Forward
>You can feel your heart beat
>It's so slow
>So even

A: "Jackie. You a virgin?"
J: "...Ok, Anon that is -not- coo-"
A: "You can't ride a Unicorn unless you're a virgin."
>Jackie prepares to slap you again

A: "No! I mean HIM!"
>You point to Entropy
>Who has been trying to size up Loozar for a hot minute
A: "Hey! Beautiful ass Nigga voice havin' horse lord!"
En: "What?"
A: "You like maidens?"
En: "I do not know if I have genitals."
A: "SAVE MY BITCH!"
J: "Anon what're yOUAH!"

>You toss her
>She's off
>Anon smiles
>He's saved his woman
>Entropy takes off to get to her

>Loozar doesn't even change course

A: "Susan. Fuck Wondy's place. Get all the skeletons you can. Just get in here."
Su: "I can't."
A: "You will."

>You contact Grate
A: "You're gonna die for me now."
Gr: "Hallelujuah."


>Grate rises up from the stands

Gr: "OUR SAVIOR! WHO BRINGS US HEAVEN! HALLOWED BE HIS NAME!"

>His eyes glow black

Gr: "BY HIS KINGDOM WE COME. REBORN AND UNDONE."

>His wires burn to useless copper scraps

Gr: "FUCK THE POLICE. AMEN."

>He Nat 20s OWN upon the ceiling

cont
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>>2730576
We're fucked. Its been nice questing with you guys.
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>>2730582
did you really think it'd be that simple to kill Anon?
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>>2730582
not YET

NIghuuh
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Rolled 17 + 75 (1d20 + 75)

>>2730580
>>2730580


>The screen goes black
>The lights go out just for a moment
>When they return
>The sky is open to you
>The roof is burning in black fire
>No more shield


A: "SUSAN, NOW!"

SHHHRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIPPP

>You see the portal open up
>All the skeltals you brought
>In their beautiful armor come marching in
>It's so good to see familiar faces

>Jackie's riding Entropy as best she can
En: "Why does this feel...wrong?"
J: "You are -so- not a skateboard."

>The crowd grows restless
>Confused

>Then they cheer
>You realize
>You are in a shadow

>Loozar has leapt again
>Giga Nigga has hops.wtrmln

>He soars like a black warship through the sky
>Your blood slime reaches for him again
>She utterly fails
>Gets turns to rain drops for it by his momentum

>Before he reaches you
>Loozar smiles once again
>His eyes twinkle like Santa claus about to put presents alllll up in your kringle box

>He draws back his leg
>He knees you
>Mid-air

Rolling his attack in this post.
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>>2730585
>>2730584
Luna continues to astound and amaze i love mom and fags need to stop trying to tell her off
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>>2730591
Inversion.
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>>2730591
We're-a dead.

>>2730598
Inversion can only take so much punishment.
Past certain threshold it's useless, and just Loozars plain STR stat goes over the limit.

We need to EVADE
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>>2730601
A bubble-shaped spell created from Anonymous wish to shield and isolate himself from the world’s bullshit.

Only requires focus to cast (no roll required).
The shield’s survivability against attacks is represented by its Hit Points (HP).
Attacks that would have normally passed against AC will instead be absorbed by the shield’s HP.
Each physical attack absorbed by the shield will take 1 HP off it’s Total HP.

Inversion Shield HP:½*SpellPower
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Assuming we survive
We can portal to the lab, use our fixing spell, go inside and then break the entrance again and then portal out to earth
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>>2730591
>>2730591


17... +75

92 total.

>The knee strikes Jackie's board
>When it hits
>One of the spines crashes into your right shoulder
>Muscles is split from you
>He falls
>Into the crowd
>They fight over him as he turns white
>As he slowly sinks into their cloying fingers

>Then the momentum hits
>You fly
>Until you hit the far wall
>In the cheap seats

>You have taken 112 damage
>Your body explodes into kitten sized pieces

>You have no HP

You die.
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>>2730594
We also really need to spend time with luna after this and DONT FORGET ABOUT BOW!
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>>2730608
ToO LAtE
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>>2730606
K..

bye?
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>>2730606
POWER RING
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>>2730606


https://youtu.be/sSHktSOagPg


LO: "AAAHAHAH!"

>Darkness
>Nothingness
>You're dead

A: "I'm dead..."

>Wait
>You just heard you say that

A: "I am gonna hold this over you fucks for eternity."

>Why did you say that?
>Also.
>Dude.
>You heard it

L: "Open your eyes."

>They open

>An alien child is trying to steal your shoes

A: "Wh-"

>In the ring
>An Army of skeletons is getting roflstomped by a 100 foot tin can

>Lasers are bouncing off of his armor
>From a Unicorn
>Ridden by a girl you Love, Anonymous

>You are missing your right arm

>A lot of blood is spraying from the crowd down below
>Something is killing them

>You look down your body

>You are a mess
>You are at 1 hp

>There is a Sonic Ring floating on the ground nearby



SESSION END!

NEXT SESSION TOMORROW.

7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!
Have I made my point yet?


Stay blesst
Love,
Quest.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmozGmGoJuw
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I don't know if this is really the end but, whether that's the case or not, we have wasted our turns, our time, and our resources, on Jackie. So many times we could have put ourselves in a better position but we focused on Jackie. So many more useful allies we could have courted but we spent time with Jackie. She has at all times been a detriment to progress. Fucking. Why
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Grab the ring and get the fuck out of Dodge!

Also mindscream TIME TO SKEDADDLE BITCHES!
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>>2730659
word up dawg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSHktSOagPg

GET THAT FUCKING RING AND B4B FROM SOME OF OUR BONE BOIS
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>>2730659
No, fuck that, we need to get Muscles.
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Wait what about muscles. Oh fudge muffins.
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>>2730634
>>2730659
Seconding, there's no time to lose
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>>2730634
ring nabbing time boi
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YALL PRESS F FOR THE BEST DAM SKELETON WE'VE EVER HAD
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I'd say we got several things we need to look out for (order does not determine level of importance).

>Muscles
>The Ring
>Our Wand
>Entropy and Jackie
>Giraffe Guy
>Wondervon and Susan
>Wondervon's tools.
>Our Skeletons
>Luna

We have done 0 damage to Looza, so I think it's pretty clear and the point is made that we need to skedaddle outta here, and hope it's not with a net loss.

We could perform a few different actions starting next session tomorrow, including:
>Mind Reading Susan for a Status Report.
>Command a tactical retreat from our skeletons.
>Getting to that Power Ring as fast as we can.
>Search for Muscles. and whoever took im
>Search for Giraffe Guy.
>BFBing ourelves using the blood from the fight upstairs
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F
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>>2730713
oh fuck, our wand...
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>>2730713
>>2730634
>>2730740
ALSO. I think this is a GREAT OPPORTUNITY for us.

If we manage to convince Mammon and Loozar we're dead for sure then THEY WON'T BE COMING AFTER US OR EARTH ANYTIME SOON...
Though doing so and still recuperating all of our items (Muscles, The Ring, The Wand) might be extremely difficult. We'd have to figure out a way to be pretty sneeki.
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>>2730713
I’d agree with this general assessment. Totally still want to try and use the Kings Tax to take this guy’s strength though, or maybe his constitution. Imagine what we could do with a +75 to our strength stat? We could literally throw buildings around. Giga Muscles would be absolute madness.
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>>2730708
To be fair, we can just bring him back later when we need him again, so he’s not properly gone. He does still get props for that sick nat 20 exactly when we needed it.
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>>2730708
Fucking truth spoken right here.
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>>2730713
More or less my plan for tomorrow.

>Contact Susan. Assess Situation and how long does her and Wondie need to Empty the Lab or at least take the essential parts of it out of WAR PLANET. (Adjust plan according to that time).
>Use the confusion and blood from below to BFB yourself.
>CAST TRANSFIGURE. Use Chaos and multiple bugs to hide, go for the Power Ring and Search for Muscles and our wand (if we don't got it).
>Tell Susan to open a portal for Entropy and Jackie to escape through.
>Portal the last of our Skeletons out and escape with the Loot.

It certainly WON'T go as smooth as I'm planning, but I think it's a good enough plan we can realize in a few turns.
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>>2730634
Thank you, you oversized rat.
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>>2730780
Look. It's extremely mathematically improbable Anon to pull off a Fury of the Burning Heart on Loozar. Let me clarify the odds.

The formula for the spell is:
Casters WILL roll >= Target's Level * 2

That means Anon must pass a WILL roll against twice the target's level.

The Maximum capacity that Anon has for a will roll is a Nat20+18 = 38.

Just Loozar's STR Attribute is 75, as we can see from this roll by Quest >>2730591.

The formula for calculating Levels is Total of a character's positive Attributes / 3.

That means that Loozar is AT LEAST... 75/3 = Level 25. JUST by counting his STR without any other attribute.

Meanwhile, Anon's maximum amount for a WILL roll is a Nat20 + 18 = 38.

Now lets go back to the FotBH fommula.

Casters WILL roll >= Target's Level * 2

That means for FotBH to succeed, this needs to be true:

38 >= 50.

And that's just counting Loozar's STR Attributes.

It would require not only a Nat20, but an unprecedented amount of voters rolling thread, EACH OF THEM ROLLING A NAT 20 ADDING TO THE WHOLE to even be able to reach the DC for Loozar's STR, not to mention his CON, DEX, INT, WILL and CHA.

I don't even thinkw e have THAT many players in the quest each session, much less in total.
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>>2730909
Fury Of The Burning Heart, on Loozar is not going to happen.
It was never going to happen before, and it's certainly not going to happen know or anytime soon.

So please, stop torturing me trying to vote for it.
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>>2730909
Honestly, it was quite possibly the worst ability choice we grabbed for our wand. It sounds great if we could ever actually pull it off, but anyone we would want to pull it from simply has levels to spare over us. To make it ever actually useful, we'd need to have a method to straight up debuff their level while keeping their stats static. Which sounds ridiculous because then what does 'debuffing their level' actually do then?
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War World was a giant waste of resources.
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>>2730960
The ability to make the dc a flat 20 no matter the foes strength was the best in my opinion or at least indestructibility.
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>>2731004
I very much don't think so.

We could have certainly gone WAY better at it by doing it in a different way, but It was not a total loss, as we might yet obtain Wondervon's tools, which will allows us to multiply our Empire's strength drastically, as well as keeping him happy.
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>>2731036
We also lost a substantial amount of wealth and barred us from coming back here in any legal fashion, not to mention the relationship damage it inflicted on Jackie.
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>>2731103
>>2731036
the relationship damage has currently been completely undone (assuming we do escape or destroy war planet's system or whatever)

we've had a general net loss otherwise.
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>>2731103
>>2731218
True. We also lost plenty of Minions and Skeletons already, and we might lose Muscles and that Power Ring if we're not smart and quick enough to turn this current chaos to our advantage.

However, if we are able to pull this off we will also obtain something that we'd have otherwise not been able to.
With Wondervon's tools we will be able to:
>Renovate and expand-upon the castle's rooms and overall structure and features.
>Develop new technologies for both our Empire and ourselves, including but not limited to Maintenance-Free Higher-Level Undead and Abominations, Robotics Minions, Automatization of Resource-Gathering. Perfect Soul-Vessels, etc.
>Gotten one step closer to earning Wondervon's Loyalty.
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>>2731265
Really I'd call it more of an investment. A very safe investment, but a very tricky one to invest.

We would had have to disable the Anti-Portal shield anyway, so coming into conflict with WAR PLANET to obtain Wondervon's tools was (as far as I'm aware) was inevitable.

JJ and Droog we built specifically for this event and right before it, and although their bodies are lost we still have their souls within our wand, so they're not really a loss.
It was a real shame we lost Nails/Grate, but his sacrifice was not in vain, and we alsos till have his soul, so not a total loss.

The most we invested really was money and skeletons, which we can get more of later.

The true loss we might yet suffer might be inflicted on us tomorrow, if we lose Muscles, the Power Ring and The Wand.
We also need to look out for Entropy, Jackie and Bow, as well as Sus and Wondie.
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Warplanet was a commitment of significant resources without a proper plan in place on how to approach our objectives.
The level of preparation was minimal, as we have a massive amount of spells and gigaforms available that we have not explored.
We also did no advance scouting of Warplanet, got no intel on Loozar or try to learn about the arena.
I will grant that Entropy being shuttled off to Warplanet was a trigger to push us to act, but we had options.

Let me be clear, this is not an I told you so, this is a warning. We cannot continue to rush into situations without preparation and intel and hope to pull through again.
This is now the second time that Anon has touched death and only survived due to dumb luck. The lucky spell with Martha and now Shadow's ring and it has cost us each time.
We came to Warplanet for one thing, and one thing only; Wondervon's tools. Ideas of winning the planet was always a too good to be true bait.
It became obvious this place was essentially a casino/scam once we got even deeper into the VIP area and should have simply watched the competition while S/WV found the lab.

We now live in a world severed from fate. There is no player challenge rating, no scaling, nothing. We can easily go up against gods that can destroy us in one shot and we are known to be reckless.
If we want to begin to make progress towards having a strong empire then we need to stop being an enraged sperg and start to work tactically; scouting, delegation, objective focused.
So lets start working on a plan for getting out of this shitshow alive and with Wondervon's tools.

We are lucky that the rulers of Warplanet do not know our true objective and Susan and Wondervon are safe for the moment so we are only faced with protecting our allies and our mortality.
This is what I propose, acting under the assumption that the number of times we can use our scissors is limited.

1.S/WV begin to prepare the broken Tesseract gate for transport. A tesseract is a 4th dimensional construct that's basically bigger inside than out. If there is an entrance in our dimension then its possible to move the entrance without shifting the lab. We can move the entrance into the hole and then we have the lab.

2.We need to heal. 1Hp is just asking to get oneshot. If that slime isn't dead use her or drain some skeletons or use the blood in the streets

3.Get our wand. We cannot lose this. Nothing is more important than that object. More important than muscles, more important than Jackie. We lose that wand we lose everything.

4.Healed and wanded up we go get Muscles with the help of Entropy and Jackie.

5.Susan is not in combat and can use the scissors without having the random location roll penalty, first she scissor portals to Luna and Bow.

6.Luna and Bow secured we then have Susan scissor portal to us, leave the skeleton minions to continue causing a ruckus to

7.Deep underground and collected we then then bail with the lab gate.

We can deal with the fallout later.
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>>2730576
>L: "GET. AWAY. FROM MY BABY."
I think everyone glossed over this lovely moment due to the fact that we were dying. So lemme just make it clear. Thanks a lot Mommy, I really appreciate you and all you do for us. Sorry we got you killed that one time.
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SESSION START!

https://youtu.be/qMCbBAY6-lY

>Here at WAR PLANET 487653
>It's been a wild ride so far tonight, folks.
>A whole cast of up and comers nearly facing Loozar
>Some getting atomized by our generous sponsors
>We've reached a record sale of folding chairs for the lawn audience
>Also a record sale on hydration cubes
>Thanks, planetary warming

>The Gladiator "Traps" was caught using magic in the arena! Disgusting.
>Well, I dunno Bob. Some say we -need- to allow magic in the arena. Let them be in their own league.
>That's a slippery slope there Janice. Next thing you know there won't BE a War Planet without magic. It's unconscionable.
>Well you are right that champions are made on the battlefield. Not in a magic wand.
>That's right. Just look at LOOZAR!
>A sight to behold, Bob.
>All 100 feet of him. Decimating those skeletons. All natural.
>What about the Unicorn...horse...eagle?
>Alicorn, Janice.
>How do you know what that is, Bob?
>Let's go back to the live feed.


~~~~


>You Anonymous
>You just fucking died

>That's ok tho
>You still had a power ring
>From Sanic's hedge

A: "Ow."

>You are in the cheap seats of WAR PLANET
>An alien child is trying to steal your shoes
>Your right arm is missing

>You are at 1 hp
>There is a hoverboard jammed into the wall

>You do not have your wand

A: "Ok, me..."
>You breathe
>Fuckin' thot

A: "What do?"
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>>2734003
Funny reference Quest. Anyway, pick up that fucking ring. So we can not die again. After that let's find Muscles since he was ripped off of us. Fight or leave, I don't care but we can't do either without Muscles.
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>>2734007
Yeah probably our best option right now
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>>2734007
support
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>>2734003
>>2734007
This
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>>2734003
support
>>2734007
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>>2734007
This. And kick the damn kid.
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We could blood for blood the kid for HP. Grab the board to go where something is killing creatures in the audience or where we last saw muscles.
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>>2734003
Supporting >>2734007
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>>2734003
Do we still have our wand with us?

WE NEED TO
>Escape
>Get as most of our HP back as we can.
>Get that Power Ring.
>Locate Muscles and Bow.
>Make sure Entropy and Jackie make it out.
>Tactically retreat our Skeletons.
>Regroup with Susan and Wondervon.

>>2734007
>>2734003
Try and Contact Susan and Wondervon. See what they can do to get out of the Laboratory.

I suggest using TRANSFIGUE to use our one 1 HP to turn into a bug and sneakily escape.
Then we can use our added mobility and DEX to get our bearing, oversee the area and plan ahead as well as getting that Power Ring.
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>>2734038
>Do we still have our wand with us?
>You do not have your wand
It's right there, you freaking speed reader.
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>>2734003
>>2734003

This is my vote

>1.S/WV begin to prepare the broken Tesseract gate for transport. A tesseract is a 4th dimensional construct that's basically bigger inside than out. If there is an entrance in our dimension then its possible to move the entrance without shifting the lab. We can move the entrance into the hole and then we have the lab.
>2.We need to heal. 1Hp is just asking to get oneshot. If that slime isn't dead use her or drain some skeletons or use the blood in the streets
>3.Get our wand. We cannot lose this. Nothing is more important than that object. More important than muscles, more important than Jackie. We lose that wand we lose everything.
>4.Healed and wanded up we go get Muscles with the help of Entropy and Jackie.
>5.Susan is not in combat and can use the scissors without having the random location roll penalty, first she scissor portals to Luna and Bow.
>6.Luna and Bow secured we then have Susan scissor portal to us, leave the skeleton minions to continue causing a ruckus to
>7.Deep underground and collected we then then bail with the lab gate.
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>>2734048
>>2734007
>>2734003
>>2734069
Our Wand is much more important than the Power Ring or Muscles.

I get getting the Power Ring right now because of it's timed to dissapear, but I don't really want to give up the facr that WE'RE still alive.

I'd very much prefer is Mammon and Loozar continued to believe we're still dead. Then they won't come after us.
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>>2734072
Actually the power ring is the most important thing because it's right there and it's a get out of death free card so long as we have it. Muscles is important solely because he's the main source of our physical stats and he might be dying of blood loss now. The wand is the least important of the three because it's a physical object that won't die or disappear soon and all it does is enhance our already existing abilities. it is lowest on the priorities of getting our shit together.
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Time to count.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>More votes for the ring than anything else

A: "Fucking shit."
>You roll over
>You wheeze
>Wow
>Your knees feel like they've been stabbed
>Your guts are a bag of rocks

>Your one arm shakes
A: "C'mere baby. C'mon. Daddy needs his deus ex."

>You reach for the ring
>Yoink!

>You're pulled backwards
>The fucking alien kid has almost stolen your $15 sneakers

>You kick at his face
>Try to slide on your own blood to get the ring


ROLL DEX!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.d9kvn9j3sbnd

Your. Dex.

Alien Kid: " Fribbit, hibit. Ju Mongo mah git Meez bee Shoes."
A: "Pls gib wall in space."
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>2734114
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2734114
hands off dickcheese
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Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2734114
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>2734114
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Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2734114
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Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2734114
If this doesn't work let's cast some spell on this shitty kid. Cruci-Crush, unrivaled hatred, combustion, anything.
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Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2734114
lets be good
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>>2734127
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2734127
>>2734114
Don't let your frustrations out on those who don't deserve them
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>>2734127
Make that Blood for Blood.
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Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2734114
Fucking kid.
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>>2734132
Newfag.
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>>2734140
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>2734114
Everything sucks
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Rolled 24, 55, 68, 55, 82 = 284 (5d100)

>>2734114
testing our luck
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>2734114
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>>2734127
>>2734127

>6

>>2734119
-2

>4 total

>You fall on your chest after trying to roll
>The ring
>It's so close
>You try to get it with your fingertips
>Your only hand looks so slender
>So small

AK: "Guaga Bi. Zie seeb seven?"

>You strain
>Your eyes start to water
>You've lost too goddamn much
>Not this
>Not your chance to get back and come out swinging
>How can you win?
>If you don't fight?

>Baweep!

A: "..."
>It's gone

A: "You. Little. SPACE SPIC!"

>You whirl around on the alien kid
>Grab him by his gilled neck
>You're not strong enough to pick him up

AK: "Geeha! Homo! HOMO!"
A: "Do you have ANYIDEAWHATYOUJUSTCOSTME!?"


>He bites you
>You drop him
>He scuttles away with one of your shoes

>You have nothing
>Not your wand
>Not the ring
>Not Muscles

A: "...Muscles."

>Down below in the stands something is tearing Aliens apart like a blender tossed into a capacity daycare

>You have Jackie's Board behind you
>You have minimal training in surf
>But
>You got enough to feel it out

>You're also still alive
>Big bonus there

>As for your wand
A: "c'mon...where are you..."

>You call out to it
>In the best way you know how

>With your MIYUND!

A: "There."
>There.
>in the center of the crowds
>Muscles has it
>Muscles!?
>He's alive!
>He has the wand!

>He looks like a pure white noodle
>Withour your blood he's fading fast
>He's keeping himself alive with the blood of the FOOLS who're fighting over him

>He rolls with DISAD

>nat 1

>A fatter alien grabs his wrist
>He digs his into the fucker's blubber padded chest
>Jams his sharp, broken shoulder bone into the creature's eye
>Still
>He's caught

What do?
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>>2734271
Send a message to him with our mind magic, maybe try to get a message to any one else nearby. we are certainly not in any shape to fight
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>>2734271
Cruci-Crush the loser who's got a hold on him. All of our WILL is back so it should be hard for him to beat the DC. Then tell Muscles to fucking fling himself to us.
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>>2734271
Raise Dead the Pool of Blood.

Then command the Pool of Blood into it.
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>>2734296
>Another useless blood slime
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>>2734296
>>2734271
"It" being Muscles.
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>>2734291
>>2734271
Supporting
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>>2734301
Nah. We wanna over Charge Muscles so it can fight back and com back to us.
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>>2734291
support
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>>2734291
Support
>>2734296
Support for raising a blood slime to use bfb on/carry us id needed
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>>2734271

>>2734296
>>2734291
support both
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>>2734271
Cruci-Crush the fuckers holding him.
Have Susan open a portal to anon and get anon to muscles.
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>>2734271
>Obtain Ring : FAILED

>There.
>in the center of the crowds
>Muscles has it
Two birds, one stone. We gotta get to to him and quick, and I don't think crawling there is gonna do it for us. Jackie's board is a hoverboard right? Any chance to basically use it to get over to him. Would inversion be enough to allow us to create a battering ram/cow-catcher to shove audience out of the way as we jet our way over to him?
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>>2734271
>have Muscles set himself on fire using Combustion
>start moving as fast as you can towards him
>get into contact with everyone else using your mind
Looks like we're up shit creek as per usual.
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>>2734271

>>2734296
Supporting
>>2734311
But, why not just bfb the guy instead of cruci-crush?
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>>2734271
>Summon the dead muscles is making to fuse to his flesh and bear him towards us with the wand
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>>2734271
Supporting
>>2734291
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Now. To the countity coopity.
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>>2734349
to big and thicc
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>>2734291
>>2734304
>>2734308
>>2734311
Ok.... So what happens after you Cruci-Crush that guy?
Won't another one just take Muscles right after.
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>>2734382
>Ok.... So what happens after you Cruci-Crush that guy?
>Then tell Muscles to fucking fling himself to us.
A number of your questions an be answered if you just read all of what you're responding to my friend.
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>>2734382
A mid-air GATTAI would be appropriate...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRuNHWyy5Zo
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I VOTE TO CROSS BUNS
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CROSS BUNS
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CROSS BUNS
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>>2734437
>>2734439
>>2734442
... support...
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https://youtu.be/Wq7ReYOLrP0
>Fighting
>Always fighting
>So you lost the ring
>You're a noodle
>A wimp
>A shrimp
>Whatever the fuck else you call a 135 unflattering pounds of angry meme lad
>You have no interest
>None.
>In giving up.
>That fucker's holding your right hand
>He didn't even say no homo

A: "Face. DOWN!"

>Anon casts CRUCICRUSH
>Your left arm bulges
>Your eyes turn black and flicker gold

>The Alien slob rolls Strength to resist
>19 total
>Wow
>Das not enough, fucc boi

>The Alien's skull
>SMashes through he own body
>Straight down into the floor
>You look up

>No sensors go off
>There's no magic sensors on the CROWD

>Muscles wriggles out of the viscera

A: "TO ME, MY MUSCLES!"

>Muscles is still so weak
>Yet still
>He feels your presence
>He draws back his hand

>Another nat 1
>He shakes
>He drops the wand
>He collapses into the cement
>The wand -clinks- in the stands

A: "N-...no! You bastards!"
>You're headed for them
>Your eyes are full of hate
>Your heart is pounding
>1 hp or not
>They're all just slobs
>Rabble
>Peasants
>Fucking MEAT

>You're a king

Aren't you?

A: "Give me BACK my hand! Muscles! WHERE'S YOUR STRENGTH COME FROM, DAMNIT!"

>What is this?
A: "You're not just some fucking meat! You're better than that! Get up!"

cont
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>>2734476
>>2734476

https://youtu.be/j9fqKUZ5cp0

>Why is Anon crying?
A: "Don't make me have to save your stump! We're stronger than this place! Better than it! FIGHT! FIGHT! KILL!"

>Muscles remembers
>All the ass he's slapped
>The time he hurled you both into the air
>Killed an airplane
>Gave Janna the succ
>All the murder
>All his strength
>His strength isn't just your blood
>It
>Is
>ALL
>BLOOD

>He gets 1 more roll from Undying Strength

>6
> +13

>19 total

>Ain't no fuckin' alien couch surfer with AC higher than 19
>He digs his fingertips into a foot
>The victim tries to kick him off
>He slides
>Under their skin
>Their body bulges
>Their
>Pops

>SKRUPSH!

A: "Muscles!?"

>The alien who he dug into
>Their head has been replaced
>By MUSCLES

>He is fuckin' Equipped
>With a dude's bodee

>Someone immediately tries to grab the wand

>Meanwhile
>In the Mindscape
A: "Susan."
Su: "Yesh."
A: "Has Wondy figured out the door?"
Su: "Awmost."
A: "Can you -move- the door?"
Su: "...Maybe."
A: "Fuck the door."
Su: "Okay."

SHHHHRRRIIIiP!

Su: "Hewwo!"
>SUSAN HAS JOINED YOU IN THE STANDS


>A shower of bones fall on you both
LO: "AAAHHAHAHA!"
>Loozar is turning your skeletons into confetti


What do?

>Muscles is bar fighting for the Wand Now

>Loozar is nearly done with your skeletons

>A lazer blasts him from on high

LO: "Huh?"
>He feels it

En: "You will face -judgement- for your sins."
Lo: "If there were a god to judge me."

>Loozar opens his arms
>Motions to his kingdom

Lo: "Clearly, LOOZAR is not found wanting."
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>>2734485
MUSCLES! Punch that nigger with your fucking face! ANON! Fucking heal! Best boi isn't dying anymore, but you be dying. Blood For Blood ASAP.

Also how's Luna doing? Is she safe? What about Bow?
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>>2734485
>>2734502
FUCKING THIS
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>>2734502
support
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>>2734485
>>2734502
Supporting, b4b whoever we can immediately
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>>2734502
SUSAN! How's Wondervon? What about his Lab?
Get the Scissors from Susan.

Susan should use her ADVANTAGE on Command Skills to reorganize the skeletons and get them ready to portal out. They should also try and get Giraffe Guy if he's anywhere close and protect Entropy and Jackie..

Mind Read Bow and Luna to get their status.

Raise Dead all of the dead in the crowd around the Stands, use those you need for BFB.
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>>2734485
CRUCICRUSH the entire audience.
Raise dead. swarm LOOZAR with them keep him distracted and blood for blood them to heal.
Get muscles and the wand then fuse into OWN FORM.
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>>2734502
HEAL SLAUGHTER THOSE PEASANTS THEY ARE JUST MEAT TO US FILL YOURSELF WITH ANGER FROM OUR GIRLFRIENDS STUPIDITY ON HOW THAT BABY STOLE OUR SHOES HOW THEY DAY OUT AND DAY IN LAUGH AT SLAVES SUFFERING HOW STUPID LOZARZ NAME IS HOW FUCKING STUPID IT IS AND HOW FUCKING MEMETSASTICKLY HAPPY YOU ARE THAT YOUR BEST STUMP BUDDY MUSCLES IS FUCKING ALIVE
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>>2734485
First vote best vote
>>2734502
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>>2734485
We gotta heal and we gotta fight. Rush to join Muscles and assist with the wand. Use BFB on fuckers who are trying to snag the wand and move to join up with Muscles. Susan to help us keep other crowd members away as we sort this shit out.
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>>2734530
>>2734529
THIS SUPPORT
>>2734525
SUPPORT
>>2734502
SUPPORT
>>2734533
SUPPORT
HEAL KILL SWARM JOIN
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>>2734529
>>2734525
>>2734530
>>2734533
>>2734532
>>2734525
Just one action per turn. Talking is a free action (most of the time).

I say>>2734525, with Anon using Raise Dead among the Crowd.
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>>2734485
>>2734530
I'm totally supporting this. Use their health instead of our allies
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>>2734522
changing my vote to
>>2734485
>>2734530
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>>2734547
Move / Action (attack-skill-spell) / Talk is normally OK? or are movements considered a full action?
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DONT FORGET TO INCLUDE KILLING ALL OF THEM AND USING THEM TO HEAL AND MAKE UNDEAD
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>>2734555
>>2734530
BFB is not very efficient when used on enemies.
I'd be much easier to Raise Dead First and BFB those.

We can also do more than just ACT.
We can plan.

>>2734569
More or less, though moving and acting often take more than 1 turn.
We can PLAN. Don't just JUMP AHEAD.
This kinda thinking is what got us in this mess in THE FIRST PLACE.
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>>2734582
We don't have time to kill people.

Just use the ones that already dead for HP and get outta there.}

Every second we spend here more of our minions die and their equipment and the money we spent on it is wasted, as well as our chances of escaping here with our skin.
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>>2734485
>>2734547
I'll swap votes
>>2734532
Supporting
>>2734530
Instead
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>>2734590
CRUCI-CRUSH
Multi: All targets must make STR checks against Anon's WILL SP
Pass: They resist/escape
Fail: They take WILL SP damage

I don't see a limit to the amount we could use this on. Do you?
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>>2734590
do we still have those prawns from before the match?
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>>2734604
three
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So this is what is means to fight.

So this is what counting truly is.

Pictured: Entropy wondering why he is still here. Just to suffer?
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>>2734530
GH-

STOP WASTING TIME GOD DAMN IT
WHAT GOOD DOES IT MAKES US TO SLAUGHTER BYSTANDERS FUCK

>>2734604
Yes? We should still have the Shrimps.

>>2734602
Group Cruci-Crush only immobilizes enemies. Not harm them.
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>>2734485
>Mind Read Bow and Luna to get their status.
>Raise Dead all of the dead in the crowd around the Stands, use those you need for BFB.
>Get Muscles and Jackie and the rest and get to Wondervon to get the door.
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>>2734611
>They take WILL SP damage

Are you blind?
THEY TAKE DAMAGE. THEY HAVE ALWAYS TOKEN DAMAGE.
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>>2734611
they are warm bodies to use like health potions to heal and bodies to make into soldiers
">Anon casts CRUCICRUSH
>Your left arm bulges
>Your eyes turn black and flicker gold

>The Alien slob rolls Strength to resist
>19 total
>Wow
>Das not enough, fucc boi

>The Alien's skull
>SMashes through he own body
>Straight down into the floor
>You look up"
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>>2734611
Single form damages AND PINS
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BUN CROSSING INTENSIFIES
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>The Votes

>Heal
>Check on Luna
>Blood for Blood
5 votes

>Murder these frickin' Fricks who never learn
>They Never learn
>That their actions have consequences

>6 votes

>This includes BFB

>almost unity
>We'll count that


A: "Susan."
Su: "Yesh?"
>You point to the skeletons
A: "Go be a leader."
Su: "You've got that wook again. The Muwdew wook."
A: "That's just my face."
Su: "Nuhuh. You also have a Jackie bent over wook, A Staw Buttewfwy Wook."
>You twitch
>Your jaw clenches

A: "Ok. Going on killing spree."
>You've finally hit the point
>Where there's no time to think about waifus

>Anon walks into the crowd
>Elbows his way forward
A: "Step aside, jumbo! Fuck off ya slickskin creep! Cripple kid comin' through wide load SHEEIT!"

>Anon gets into the center of them
>He casts MASS CRUCI-CRUSH

https://youtu.be/6DPhFpZW5a8

>You almost hurl
>From the sheer strain of the magic
>You feel your spine warp
>Your teeth sharpen
>You vomit black
>As your right shoulder bleeds purple

>The alien bodies around you
>Crumble
>They fall
>Bones spire upward into the sky
>Organs spew like paper thrown for a parade
>Stingers bend
>Spiral brains squirt onto your shoes

>All except one particularly muscular alien
>He rolled a 20
>Has like +4 strength

???: "D-does that mean I win?"
>Muscles
>Places his hands on either of the guy's shoulders

>He looks him in the eyes with his fingers
>Then draws back

>15
>+13

>28 total

cont
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>>2734720
>>2734720

>He headbutts the alien
>With his hand-face

???: "WH-WHY!?"

>Again
>And Again

???: "NO! no I'M A WINNER!"
>His skull is slowly pounded
>Via-headbutt fists
>Into purple
>Pudding


???: "Ashsh WHiicnnerrrrr..."
>Muscles lays his headless corpse down into the stands

>These bodies
>Medium creatures
>Effortless raises
>Your eyes are still pits
>Spines grow from your collarbone
>As you absorb
>Their
>Essence

A: "KNow that YouR flesh is given to a GReater cause."

>Whoah
>That was hardcore, man

A: "...Mama?"

>You look for her
>Luna
>Where is Luna?
>She's not in your head

>You turn up to the balcony where you felt her last

A: "Mom!?"

L: "Anonymous. I-...Our connection. It had to be severed. For a time."

A: "What happened?"


L: "Don't listen to him."


A: "Mom!?"

L: "Don't be manipulated."

Ann: "LADIES AND GENTLEZIMS! A NEW BEAST HAS BEEN THROWN INTO THE ARENA!"

A: "Beast?"

>You can see down below
>Oh no
>It's Bow

Ann: "THE GREEN TERROR OF TAN-TAN!"
A: "MY. DOG!"

>Anon is at full HP
>Muscles is not comfy in his new meatsuit
>You have the wand
>Bow is in the arena floor

What do?
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>>2734723
ALRIGHT THEN! MUSCLES! IT'S TIME FOR THE YOU KNOW WHAT! WE'RE GONNA COMBINE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzVeai1P1H0

SLAP THAT FUCKER BACK ONTO OUR ARM!
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>>2734723
>Reconnect with Muscles
>Find Jackie
>Get Susan to nab Bow
>Keep

Can't let Bow see us and run to us, those watching would see us and are focused on Bow.

The goal is to get everyone to Susan so we can get ready to bail out with the door.
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>>2734723
>>2734735
>>2734733
BRAIN

USE IT

SCISSOR
USE PORTALS
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>>2734740
Susan has scissors
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>>2734723
How much of the audience is still alive?
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>>2734735
support, but we also need to grab wondervon as well, and telepath to jackie and wondervon and inform her about the plan
if we can as well we should raise dead a small force from the crowd just to protect us long enough to make a portal
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>>2734733
Alright, so using my brain a bit more. Outside of putting Muscles back onto us so we're back at full strength, raise EVERY fucker we just killed. All of them. And send all of them to helping our doggo.
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>>2734740
>>2734723
Then Mind Speak to her to use them.
She can use Scissors to portal people in and out of here.

Recombine with Muscles

>>2734752
IF WE LEAVE THE STANDS AND USE MAGIC THEY'LL KNOW WE'RE STILL ALIVE.

STAY AND RECONNECT WITH MUSCLES AND GET THE WAND.

Susan can prep everyone with portals to get the fuck outta dodge.

We need to meed back with Wondervon to figure out where we're going and more importantly, HOW ARE WE GETTIN OFF WAR PLANET WITH THE TOOLS.
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>>2734723
you can kill us, You can insult us, You can dance on our grave, but you fucked with our dog and that is unforgivable
>>2734733
this then
>>2734735
we also need to grab Wondervon too. lets also rez all these fuckers into an undead free for all, that should be a great distraction.
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>>2734757
dont forget to give them solid bodies
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>>2734757
>>2734733
Sending Undeads from our the stands to BOW without using Portals is sure to give our position to the Announcer and Mammon.

USE PORTALS
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>>2734773
Jesus christ man, chill your roll and hakuna your tatas. Regardless of if we use portals or not, it's going to give way our position because of the obvious funneling effect and the fact that by the end of it there's going to be a big ol' empty spot where the bodies used to be.
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>>2734752

go with>>2734761
then
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>>2734723
You cannot win,
not unless you FIGHT.

Reattach Muscles.
Go and fight for what you care about.
Protect Susan.
Protect Bow.
Protect Entropy.
Protect Jackie.
Also, Giraffe guy I guess.

ONE WITH NOTHING GIGAFORM PORTAL IN ELBOW DROP TO THE FACE.
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>>2734723
Supporting >>2734761 .
But as a heads up man. we're not gonna be able to slink in the shadows for much longer.

>HOW ARE WE GETTIN OFF WAR PLANET WITH THE TOOLS
Susan said it MIGHT be able to Move? what's Wondervon's take? He's supposed to be our resident genius.
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>>2734808
SUPPORT! THIS DUDE GETS IT!
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>>2734810
We can't contact him cause Susan isn't there.
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>>2734723
>>2734808
Yeah this seems about right
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>>2734723
supporting >>2734808
Let's just fucking fight, we've been avoiding it for too long, We'll do this together, with our friends.
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>>2734723
Supporting
>>2734808
FUCKING FINALLY. WE'VE BEEN AVOIDING THIS FOR TWO SESSIONS. I'VE BEEN HYPE SINCE LOOZARS THEME
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>>2734723
>>2734808
I'll support it too I guess
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>>2734808
>>2734812
>>2734823
>>2734827
>>2734836
>You cannot win,
>not unless you FIGHT.

No. You cannot Win.
Period.

If you haven't gotten it yet Quest himself stated it.>>2730634
>Have I made my point yet?
Don't Do it. we came here for a reason. We already got that reason. We need to get out.

You're literally going back on what you just said to Jackie, and your doing it for an absurd, completely illogical reason.
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>>2734847
Fuck you
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>>2734852
No, nononono.

FUCK.

YOU.
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>>2734847
>>2734858
I'd be voting for this anyway, but quest also said "you can't win unless you fight"

I think his point is that the quest is harder now, and he's right.
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>>2734847
>You cannot Win.
A real hero ALWAYS finds a way for justice to be served!
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>>2734871
>A real hero
Don't know what Quest you're looking at, my man
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>>2734876
>L: "I love you, little Hero."
This one.
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Loozar one shooted us.

He's making fucking rubble out of our minions.
NO ONE HAS BEATEN HIM IN 500 YEARS
WE'RE AT 1 HP
WE HAVE NO FUCKING PLAN TO FGHT HIM OR ANY IDEA ON WHAT WE CAN EVEN DO AGAINST HIM.
YOU'RE RUNNING RIGHT INTO A FUCK DEATHTRAP LABELED "PARTY KILLER"
>>2734870
>>2734871
THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH JUSTICE
YOU JUST SLAUGHTERED A FUCKING GROUP OF ONLOOKERS

YOU DON'T EVEN NOW WHAT HAPPENED TO LUNA, YET YOU'RE TALKING RIGHT INTO THE FUCKING TRAP SHE WARNED YOU NOT TO RUN INTO

SHE TOLD YOU TO IGNORE HIM

YET YOU'RE GOING BACK RIGHT INTO THE ARENA
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>>2734881
we're not at 1hp anymore man. Read. Read. Read.

>Anon is at full HP
>Muscles is not comfy in his new meatsuit
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>>2734886
OH BOY,. I WONDER WHAT GOOD IS THAT GONNA MAKE US AGAINST A FUCKING 112 DAMAGE-DEALING ATTACK
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>>2734881
We are at full HP. READ.
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JESUS FUCK


USE YOUR BRAIN FOR 5 SECONDS AND FIGURE OUT WHAT A BAD IDEA THIS IS EVEN LUNA WARNED US AGAINST IT
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>>2734886
>>2734892

his point still stands in that we shouldn't mess with a guy that pulled the "quit your bullshit" when we bluffed the crowd at a natural 20 roll

or have you forgotten that?
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>>2734876
>>2734880
>>2734871
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>>2734912
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>>2734723
>>2734881
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>>2734808
Supporting, half because I feel the point of Quest's comments are a general "you have to earn the things you want" vibe and half because ark is starting to annoy the shit out of me with his running away crap. I almost want to fight and beat loozar purely out of spite.
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How about a compromise. Susan gets everyone out with portals. We do the drop and then she portal grabs us?
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yeah we really should just get out of here, because this dude is 2tuff4us right now. Hell, he didn't even crit and still did over 100 damage in one hit. He is a monster among monsters that requires a LOT of planning.
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>>2734917
>>2734912
>Ill punch the biggest dude in the town in the face.
>That will show everyone how much of a hero we are.


You know what would actually make you a hero? Saving people?
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>>2734723
supporting:
>>2734761
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Commit to getting everyone out, *then* heck off ourselves.
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>>2734723
changed my vote:
>>2734808
>>2734954
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>>2734808
This is the most stupid vote of all time and is literally just voting to end the quest. Please, fuck off you simpering retard.
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>>2734938
A kind of final "FUCK YOU, I'M OUT" parting gift as we leave?
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>>2734978
I changed my vote so fuck off.
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>>2734988
Yeah.
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This happens every fucking time.

People jump at one drastic vote at first and during the discussion posts become so convoluted it's practically impossible to figure out who voted what.

COALESCE YOUR VOTES

FUCKING ANIMALS
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The votes...

>Coordination
>Sending Susan to save Bow
>Getting everyone the fuck out
>Running for your life
6 votes

>Mother McFuck That.
>Fite me
>Fite him
>Fight.
>EVERYTHING

Six votes.
...Writing.

Enjoy this rough size chart.
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>>2735031
>>2734989
Now its a tie. We fuckled
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We fight.
We WIN!
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>>2735036


Here is the real size comparison vs a dude who's strength modifier kills us in one hit. Are you trolling or are you retarded?
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>>2735046
If we climb on his dick will he try to punch us? Can we turn this fight into the universe's biggest stop hitting yourself?
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>>2735046
So you're saying we need just go up his ear/butt and rip him apart from the inside with a massacre wave, good thinking anon! This fight is ours! .....wait for though, could we use the scissors to go inside him since we're not actually in combat and unfocused at the moment?
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>>2735061
We've never been inside Loozar so I don't think that'd work.

He's also moving. And not a Planet/Dimension.
So I don't even think that'd work anyway.
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>>2735065
How about just inside his ear, right where you could see it normally, then just run in?
If we pulled that off then all we'd need is one massacre wave and he's done
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>>2735087
Anon still doesn't seem small enough to fit in.

Not to mention we know Jack shit about Loozar's biology or his upgrades and such.


Just... Just concentrate on getting outta dodge.
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Can't scissor accurately in combat, also scissors got protection built in incase a nigga try some dumb shit.
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>>2735047
Y'know... this, but on his head could also work... what about increasing the gravity on his helmet?
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>>2735094
I mean, I feel like blasting the inside of his humanoid head would be pretty bad for him, different biology or not. We could at least try something that isn't juzt running away or just fighting straight against the giant with insane strength. We're magic, we have a ton of different spells, let's see if we can use them creatively
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>>2735031
Quest over for tonight?
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Nope
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>>2734723
>>2734723

>First
>You coordinate

Su: "What'sh the pwan?"
A: "All of it."
Su: "Fuck do yew mean b-"

A: "All. Of. It."

>There is peach fuzz growing on your scalp
>In your eyebrows

A: "Go get my dog, Susan."

>SHHRRRRIIIP!

>Susan ducks into the portal she's made
>She appears out in the arena
>Amidst the skeletons she coordinates them

Su: "Get shtepped on Bettew! Roww wiff deh twain sized punches!"

>13 on minion actions
>They manage to get over at Bow without notice

>He isn't behaving
>Something is wrong with him
>He gnashes at their helping hands
>Tackles a few into splinters

Su: "Buddeh..."
B: "GRRRRRR"
>He hisses
Su: "It'sh me."
>He doesn't bark
>He doesn't even whimper

B: " https://youtu.be/61ecs78_3lU?t=2 "

Su: "Heck."
>She has to wrangle him
>He's so BIGG

>Bow gets an 11
>He charges Susan

>Susan gets a 27
>She bear hugs Bow
>Hoists him up in the air
>He wiggle
>He feets wiggle so useless

Su: "C'MEWE!"

Ann: "Who is this mysterious challenger!?"

LO: "Aheyam."

>Susan is enveloped in a swole darkness
>She looks over her shoulder

>Loozar

Su: "h-Hewwo."
LO: "What's this?"
Su: "A getaway."

SHHRRRRRRRIP

Su: "GOGOGOGO-"

>They get 15
>Your minions don't look so bumbling

LO: "HOOWHAT!?"

>Loozar smashes the runaway train of remaining skeltals
>Thrashes at them before crouching down to glare through the portal

LO: "WHYOO DARES STEAL LOOZAR'S COMPETITORS!? WHOO!?"

>Entropy Attacks again

En: " -I- am still here, Loozar. You will face me a-"

>Jackie kicks his ribs and pulls his dumbass out of the way
>Just in time to avoid a spinning butterfly kick
>The boot lands in the stands
>Kills like 50

LO: "This is WAR PLANET! You cannot REUN from ME here!"

A: "Who's RUNNING!?"

cont
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>>2735148
>>2735148

>Loozar looks up
>The spotlights turn to you

Ann: "C-could it be!? Just beyond the announcer booth!"

>For a split second the crowd goes silent
>Before the spotlights hit you
>You tell Susan

A: "Get Jackie. Get the horse. Get the fuck to the lab and stay there."
Su: "What about you!?"
A: "Fuck. Me."


>There in the stands
>Is you
>Surrounded by your little army

>ANON NOW HAS 50 SKELETON WARRIORS LEFT
>Susan
>A struggling, very lizard-like Bow
>An arm, coming out of a guy's neck

>In the silence
>Loozar Speaks

LO: "You...aren't dead?"

Ann: "HE'S NOT DEAD!"

J: "Oh thank God, He's not dead."
En: "I am surprised but ambivalent to the fact he is not dead."

L: "Of course he's not dead."

Meph: "He's not dead!?"

>A pidgeon with human looking legs nearly jumps out of his seat in pure joy
>He coos in such a strange language
>You are certain he screams

>That you are not dead

A: "Jackie! I'm sorry...but I can't run."
J: "..."
>Jackie's expression is so cold
>So strong

A: "..but I'm gonna keep my promise."

>You look to Muscles
>He leaps from his meat-perch
>Does a flip
>Flips off the audience

>MUSCLES RE-FUSES INTO ANON'S BODY
>GET EQUIPPED
>WITH MAD VIOLENT FRIENDSHIP

A: "I'll never be what this place wants."
>Your wand glows
>You know what you have to do
>Your lips press against the mouthpiece

cont
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>>2735159
>>2735159

A: " https://youtu.be/WWMUgWQwpxs "

>You don't change right away
>Muscles pulls himself in first
>The socket reconnects with a pop so loud
>It shakes the seats around you
>The army you've collected
>The beautiful things you've saved
>They're all inside you
>All in your wand
>All in your heart

>You have given up who you are too much
>You had to
>Now it's not enough
>To -just- destroy
>Or -just- get what you want
>You have to create now
>A better world
>A better life
>A better you

>A
>Better
>You


ANON ASSUMES THE GIGA MUSCLES FORM

ONE
WITH
NOTHING


>>>SEE LINK<<<

https://docs.google.com/document/d/11dvCOvmlGmVFSSub0V6rzniANq1SBnEI6OHlQUpqOT4


>When you speak
>It's in a voice none have ever heard
>An Anon no one dreamed could ever exist

OWN: "I'll become something worse."

Speak, O Creator.

Speak 1 law of the universe into existence.
You can write anything about yourself.
Anything.

It will become true.

I hope you can do this.
Prove me wrong.


SESSION END!

Spend some time thinking on this one, pals.
I am taking next weekend off.

We shall have a placeholder thread maintained for discussion (and for the great OWN debate)

Discord for new pals
https://discord.gg/x25nASh

Patron Pals get the bonus stuff early.
https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620

Twitter for announcements and between-session Lore posts.
https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest


Stay blesst

Love, Quest.
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>>2735164
Gay.
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>>2735161
Anon has infinite will.
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>>2735161
>Those stats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLtdTGxoK3E
Let's make this one count. And not muck it up like kings tax
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"Luna is Anon's alive and well mother with no changes to her power and heritage "
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>>2735188
No ifs ands or bits.

Also the opposite happens for whatever we wish as well.
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>>2735161
>>2735188
supporting this for next week
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Anon pulls the souls of every creatures killed by War Planet to him to destroy war planet.
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>>2735161
>>2735188
>>2735197
>Spend some time thinking on this one, pals.
>I am taking next weekend off.
next next week I mean
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>>2735174
Honestly, you right. But we need clarification of what "the opposite also becomes true" means.

>>2735188
I think we should do this, but I don't think it should be our 'law of nature.'
There has to be some way we can give ourselves the power to do that and more
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>>2735200
>>2735188
Also please tell me if we did that Emily would be erased from existence. The "laughed when your dad hit you" line is still the most horrid shit I've ever heard
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Reminder, that law of nature will disappear when we leave this form. And we can change it anytime we do go into this form. This time let's pick something specific for beating Loozar. Like the taller the enemy (Loozar) the more damage Anon does and the less damage the enemy does.
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>>2735203
>This time let's pick something specific for beating Loozar. Like the taller the enemy (Loozar) the more damage Anon does and the less damage the enemy does.
Why make our form something so niche that it becomes useless after we deal with this?
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Apparently the law only effects anon and the "opposite" is literally everything opposite .

"Anon is immune to fire damage"
Is paired with
"Anon takes tripe damage from fire, no damage reduction"
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>>2735206
Why does everyone have a problem with reading? Whatever we choose it will disappear when we leave this form and when we go into it again we can pick something new.
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>>2735207
How would that affect
>>2735175
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>>2735175
Likely something like
Anon has infinite will
Anon has 1 hp
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>>2735209
>when we go into it again we can pick something new.
Literally fucking where does it say that?
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>>2735214
>Each time you assume the form you can do this
>it is not a 1 time permachoice
>that'd be busted
Quest did, when I asked him about it. You can do it yourself if you want.
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>>2735213
That's a bit odd, why would 1 be the opposite of infinity rather than negative infinity and why is hp the opposite of will?
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>>2735207
Wait, how does the opposite kick in then? Would that mean whenever we're not in this form, the opposite occurs?
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>>2735221
Infinite power to create, can die from a single slap. Pretty balanced to me.
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>>2735216
It's sort of stupid this was said outside of the thread, and even stupider that we can literally alter reality however we want, whenever we want.
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>>2735161
>"Anon doesn't have to listen to the voters."
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>>2735231
We can alter it however we want, but reality will compensate. That's the balance.
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>>2735161
>>2735232
Fuck whatever I said, let's go with this one!

YOU KNOW WE GOTTA DO IT TO 'IM
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>>2735232
>Turn an interactive story telling game into a normal fanfic
How homosexual
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>>2735237
Its just giving anon more freedom, we can still pitch him good ideas
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>>2735232
>He instead has to see them and act subjectively on what they look like.
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>>2735240
>Give him more freedom
Anon isn't real. You're giving nothing freedom. You are defeating the purpose of a quest for no real reason other than being a bitch about us not leaving or w/e fucking Jackie shit you're whining about today.
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>>2735247
It'd be for as long as he's in own form dingus
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>>2735249
Which could last a session or longer. Or not at all depending on what Quest decides Anon is doing. And we gain fucking nothing from it compared to LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE WE PICK WITH THIS. We could fucking pick something that actually fucking helps beat Loozar but, instead he wants a fucking retarded meme because he thinks all the voters but him are back, when some of us have been trying to activate this fuckiny form for 2 sessions now and end this while he bitxhes about leaving and waste turns on other shit and appeasing Jackie
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Clarification post.

Do not worry, friends.

Any and all mechanical notes to OWN form shall be cataloged in the appropriate (edit locked)

Place.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.d9kvn9j3sbnd


There shall be small adendums as we develop it.

Such as the newest one.

>The Law must be different every time.

This is going to be a new age.
A new era of power.

You don't deserve it.

Yes they do. It's what we've all been waiting for.

You know what I'm waiting for.

You always win in stories. That's for certain. This isn't just a story however. It's a game.

Good luck beating us at it.

Bless.
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>>2735259
We might gain control of every other person in the universe.
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>>2735263
It only affects our self.
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Another idea
Our very presence drives our enemies to destroy themselves and only themselves in the most gruesome way imaginable.

This changes something about ourselves (giving us an aura of sorts) but it makes our enemies die. It's not perfect but it might work to deal with both Mammon and Loozar
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>>2735267
Knock on affects hit other people.
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>>2735272
>Our very presence drives our enemies to destroy themselves and only themselves in the most gruesome way imaginable.
but
>And so does for his allies.
or
>And so does so for himself.
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You silly billys.

Just wish for the power to control how OWN form works.

Then wish for unlimited wishes.
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ANNOUNCEMENT POST

Nat 20 rules have been CLARIFIED

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tCRdRobirqFcRLt9geOSrWjM8gJGCWFuBcUsNAklpoI/edit#heading=h.si7hqk79fq6


OWN form's vorpal effects will proc even if a nat 20 wouldn't break a target's AC

Crit damage is still dealt on a nat 20 even if the overall roll is lower than the target's defense.


Other immunities will still apply if present.


https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620

The Patreon has reached $50!

We have tiers now, with rewards at the $5, $10 and $20 level for all sorts of fun.

At the next goal I will have to animate Luna dabbing...

L: "I'm practicing my twist and dip."

Because of the Patron pals. We will have a ~special event~ go on.

LIVE WITH LUNA. Where she will read your letters and answer questions!
Man.
Our universe is already on a death spiral. Now it's gonna be FANCY with her invading it.

Thread topics of the day include...


>What's the best OWN rule we can implement

>What is Anon's relationship with food? Why does he go so dang long without eating?

>How correct was Jackie?


>What is taking Wondervon so damn long?


Stay blesst.
Love, Quest
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>>2743515
>What's the best OWN rule we can implement
Anon gets perfect nat 20 crits against Loozar. Hit him once, knock his soul out, capture his soul in our wand, we win and he now works for us.

>What is Anon's relationship with food? Why does he go so dang long without eating?
We're busy. But we do eat a large breakfast. Gracias Mami

>What is taking Wondervon so damn long?
The fact you asked this means he's probably been captured. All the more reason to kill Loozar.
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IN FACT

>>> HirsuteMonster@gmail.com <<<

Send all your fan letters, burning questions and general hellos right here!

Luna's already booked her portal ticket. The Air BnB has been set.

L: "A lovely micro-trailer has been provided. The joke is on them. A single mattress is a lake for me now."

bless
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>>2743515
Prolonged combat with Loozar is a had idea. Ideally we use the OWN form to invoke a condition that while not immediately useful, combined with some other property.

The wand knocking out souls on a critical hit is one such power that could kill Loozar in one go, provided he has a soul. We could go with
"All anons attacks have the non-damage effects of a critical hit "
Which would likelyinvoke the reverse
"All attacks against anon have the non-damage effects of a critical hit"

We have to assume Sudden death with loozar. Anon and loozar hit each other at the same time. Any effect loozar has a on a crit is likely to not be anything but damage based so those effects wont pass to anon who has SP damage limiting in OWN form. Anon has the effec to removing souls on critical hits which is non-damage related and would pass.
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>What's the best OWN rule we can implement
I've had a few ideas for this
>Anon can use Fury of the Burning Heart while in OWN Form with no DC
This allows us to steal Loozar's stats rendering him useless. The reverse at worst being them using spells on us with no DC and best case scenario they can use a spell they dont have with no DC, being useless.
On the same coin as this but possibly more dangerous reversed
>Anon can use any spell with no DC

>Anon treats all vorpal attacks as critical success
The reverse of this probably means enemies treat vorpal attacks as successes too, but they dont use vorpal attacks.
>Anon is empowered by his love for his friends
Do people here have friends? I cant imagine they care enough about them to match our friendship boost

>Anon's stats are amplified 10x when carrying a musical instrument
I don't exactly see anyone else using one as a wand.

>when playing a saxophone anon drains the highest stats of all beings around him
This is sort of a meme but why not?

>Why does he go so dang long without eating?
We've tried but Jackie won't let us. (insert wink and nudge)

>How correct was Jackie?
>jackie
>correct
Shiggy

>What is taking Wondervon so damn long?
Dead probably but we'll fix him.
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>>2743515
Let's start with anon's childhood. Food was limited, scarce and of low quality. He would have long ago learned that hunger is meaningless and to listen to it is to only suffer. When food was there it had to be eaten quickly and enmass. Couldnt throw it up either as that would just get you beaten for "wasting food". Its why our boy can hold down anything he eats and when he does eat it's a huge meal. Poor boy is living like his ancestors did, eat everything you can when you go it because you never know when your next meal is coming. Now that he has access to basic needs hell have to be careful to not overindulge but also to learn healthy eating habits to deal with his food insecurity. But for now, boi can eat 10k calories in a sitting in 2 min no problem and then go for 3 days without needing to eat again.
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>>2743564
>Any of the suggestions with "with" in them
Quest's probably going to be removing prepositions or just with from words we can use when changing the universe.

>when playing a saxophone anon drains the highest stats of all beings around him
We can't play our sax right now it's fused with us.

Aside from that, the rest seems alright. But I'd prefer if we made it more specific so we can re use it again later.
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>>2743590
>Quest's probably going to be removing prepositions or just with from words we can use when changing the universe.
He said 'if he has to' i dont think they're good/bad enough to need to be patched out
>We can't play our sax right now it's fused with us.
Oh shit, mb
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>>2743515
Jackie is not wrong. Anon has so little self awareness combined with his survival habit of becoming what people expect him to be, he can become a monster in an instant. Hell we just slaughtered a bunch of civvies and used their flesh to heal ourself. Anon doesnt really know who he is, what he stands for or even what he wants beyond basic survival and "everything".

Jackie is providing a grounding point for Anon to attach to and that grounding is going to bring a lot of himself into question. I hope he makes peace with he answers he finds or it's going to be rough.

Sometimes I think Glossys main reason for stealing the spells were to lock the power they gave behind anon figuring out who he is.

Jackie sees the 'good' in anon and the strength of his convictions. But she also sees the demons eating away at him. Just now she got to see how deep Anons issues go. There is a reason Muscles and Anon get along so well.

Anon is getting closer every day, he made the first big step today, knowing that he wants to be "better". The first step to fixing a problem is acknowledging it.
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>>2743515
It depends on how much we trust Wondervon.

We can take the paranoid approach, wonder if he is stalling for time, setting up some double cross, trying to screw us or something.

But let's look at the situation. His son still lives in the castle. We have shown an interest in working with him, trying to improve his life and that of his son. We took a major gamble to go to war planet to get his tools. The door is a literal gate to compressed and folded 4th dimensional space containing enough equipment to produce sentient robots and the last people here trashed it.

I think we trust wondervon. Underneath decades of anger and spite there is a clean shaven, bright eyed inventor that wanted to create life, free life. That same person still lives on in his parenting.

I think we owe it to Wondervon to have the benefit of the doubt. Gotta build that trust somehow. At the very least we dont have the luxury of dealing with this potential issue. Let the man work.
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>>2743515
How about we rule out Mammon from using any spells he knows?
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>>2743644
Rules state that no change in reality can affect anyone but Anon.
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>>2743644
Has to affect ourselves.
And saying "Anon is immune to spells" gets us rekt by Loozar instead
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>>2743646
>>2743647
Would it work if the thing affecting others comes from Anon in some way? For example "Anyone currently engaged in combat with Anon is unable to cast any kind of magic"
Just an idea
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>>2743659
Maybe, but again. Loozars fist are not spells. And we don't even know of Mammons mind powers count as spells
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>>2743661
I was throwing that idea out there but perhaps its best to really think of something that can help against Loozar
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>>2743665
I think that the really important thing here is to have an actual plan.
Like, our power can deal with whatever but how and what next?

What do we do after we kill Loozar?
How do we stop Mammon from destroying us internally?
Does our power help get to or stop him?
What if we can't hit him to take his soul?
What if he stops us from moving somehow?
What if they attack us at once
Do we leave war planet after or what?
How?
What if someone else comes after us?
What if Wondervon can't get his shit done before more shit goes down?
What about Bow's warped mind?

Or

Mammon can't use spells anymore
How do we deal with Loozar?
What if it makes us not use spells either, what if that cancels our OWN form?

This is a really tight situation and we can't really afford tunnel vision
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What about this for a power and a plan.

OWN: "Anon is not effected by any attack" with "anon cannot make any attacks".

Then we let Loozar just sit there and punch us, over and over and over until he breaks. How can he stand against an opponent that cannot be punched. Let him get to the point of exhaustion until he collapses. We can then coup de gras outside of OWN form if we want to take his soul.

Mammon cannot attack us as his magic bullshit will just wipe off and then Jackie can gank the wizard.

There is a somewhat poetic irony to this as the one thing Anon learned to do before he learned to fight is to sit there and take a beating.
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>>2744195
>cannot attack us
Does not mean he cannot attack our friends. And we would not be able to do anything about it then
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>>2744339
Our friends can be out through the portal
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>What's the best OWN rule we can implement

I have the best answer for this now. One with no possible downsides in this current situation.

"Vorpal attacks automatically crit win against Loozar"

Quest has stated that the opposite of vorpal is resurrection. Meaning that the opposite of this is either A: Anon gets auto critical fails when using resurrection based items/moves/attacks. Or B: Loozar gets critical wins when using resurrection based items/moves/attacks. And considering he doesn't look like a healer, and we already don't have anything remotely resurrection based, it's the safest choice with no downsides.

We'll get an automatic crit against Loozar, knock his soul out of his body, then we can take his soul or just keep beating his body to a pulp since critical hits against soulless bodies do quad damage. Then he won't be able to return to his body.

You may be thinking "oh but what about Mammon he be danger too." Well, we'll deal with him after Loozar. We can leave this form and go right back in it to change the law for something more fitting for Mammon. Whatever that may be. But right now we should be focusing on Loozar. And this is the best choice for him.
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The only big problem I see with the plan, the same I propose, is that Loozar might not have a soul. He might be robotic or some necromantic construct of Mammon. We might be okay by virtue of what Wondervon said about Warplanet just trashing the door because they couldn't get inside. If we are wrong about Loozar having a soul then we will only deal 4x crit damage which may not help much.
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>>2744521
I've done the math. With the boost of mixing WILL and STR in for attacks, we'll do a total of 152 damage per hit with the x4 modifier. And the maximum reasonable amount of HP Quest would ever give him is 560. Which assumes he has 100 CON. Which even then I doubt. meaning we only need to hit him four times and then we'll've killed him. If his health is exactly as strong has his STR then we'll only need to hit him three times and then he's dead. And we have a damage cap for ourselves. So, we'll be fine.
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>>2744566
But it would make it so Anon takes critical damage from all incoming attacks, effects from OWN bypass our Damage reduction. Unless we find a way to avoid that we will be taking lethal damage from Loozar
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>>2744783
I already covered this, just specify it to crit vorpal based attacks against Loozar. Then the opposite will only affect resurrection based moves. That, or also vorpal moves. Neither of which Loozar knows since he's just a flat brawler and we get our vorpal attacks from the nightmare horn on our wand that's fused with our body.
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>>2744801
Are you sure it wouldnt be

"Anons vorpal attacks against loozar crit"
"Nonvorpal attacks against anon crit?"
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>>2744862
The opposite of vorpal attacks is not nonvorpal attacks, it's resurrection.
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ANNOUNCEMENT POST

After some chafe.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing


OWN Form is further streamlined.

>No more syntax limits
>No more vague limits on abilities
>Damage cap is universal

>No more vorpal fists


When our placeholder thread goes up. We shall discuss more about Anon as a person. Who he really is.
What he really wants.

It will be somewhat like a mini-sesh.
Without post time limits.

L: "Education isn't your strongsuit."

>The education is
>For me
>Along with them
>Thank you.

L: "You're welcome."


>I know


bless


For now.
A small one.
When the boy was still young. Still mortal.


What did Anon wish for the most?
What did Anon wish for the most often?
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>>2746569
>What did Anon wish for the most?
For his waifu to be real and love him.
>What did Anon wish for the most often?
For his dad to stop hitting him.
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>>2746569
>What did Anon wish for the most?
A new family

>What did Anon wish for the most often?
Are these different questions?
Control over his own life? Seems like that
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>>2746569
>What did Anon wish for the most?

Anon gave up wishing the day he learned he could. He wished to know what he did wrong. His father's fists answered him that night. It was to hope.

>What did Anon wish for the most often?

On those rare occasions he lost control in the dark of the night, in between pained wheezes. He just wished for it all to stop and for his own hands to be the one to stop it.
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>>2746569
>What did Anon wish for the most?
A happy family
>What did Anon wish for the most often?
For things to be different.

And I'd say those've come true.
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>>2743685
>>2746580
My ID is flipping back and forth, not sure why

Ideas for powers if grammatically allowed
No real idea about the reverse for most of these
>Can use Spells no DC
>Symbiotes multiply stats by 50
>multiplies symbiote's stats by 50
>can multiply undead stats by 50
>gain 100 will near Undead
>more powerful than everything else
>permanently alter effects of forms
>has tight ass boi pucci
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SESSION!

>Discuss

We are still not live again until NEXT SATURDAY!

https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest/status/1020818625308037120


Still, there are a few things we can have congress on, gentlemens (and I assume foreman grills)

>>2746576
>>2746580
>>2746581
>>2746591

Seems when he was powerless. Only a small portion of Anon wanted to be powerful.

What he wanted was to be accepted. To be safe.


Power is an excellent means to those ends.

Is it?


Today's questions I implore you to search your own heart, and look carefully at the quest itself for your answers.


Is Anon ok with being hated?

Why doesn't Anon discuss his flaws, except for during a breakdown?

How smart is Anon?
Not educated.
How smart.


Why does he avoid the one normal human that idealizes him? (Sabrina)

What does he think Luna sees in him?

If Jackie lost faith in him. What would he feel?


Does he wish he could be happy without magic?


Stay blesst. I look forward to popping in every couple of hours to discuss this.


LORE CHECK

>What is Anon's favorite thing about Jackie
>What is Anon's favorite weather
>What is Anon's favorite holiday


bless
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>>2748525
>Is Anon ok with being hated?
Depends entirely on who's the one hating him. If it's an enemy/someone he doesn't like, that's to be expected. If it's someone he likes/loves then it really hurts.

>Why doesn't Anon discuss his flaws, except for during a breakdown?
The boy has a lot of barriers he's still trying to get past. The only time they really come down is when someone else breaks them down for him. With the result also being that they end up breaking him a bit as well.

>How smart is Anon?
>Not educated.
>How smart.

He's clever, very clever. He really knows how to get his way. If he doesn't know how to get something he'll learn at an alarming rate. With the only real exception seemingly being social, but even then he's still fairly clever. And some might say that that not cleverness stems from those times he's attempting to be genuine and not just get his way.

>Why does he avoid the one normal human that idealizes him? (Sabrina)
He's REALLY busy. Honestly I feel like he ignores the fact that she idealizes him, like the concept is completely alien to him. So he just doesn't consider it. It's possible it comes off as flirting to him which he turns down because while voices meme about harem ending in his head, he's actually real loyal to his girl.

>What does he think Luna sees in him?
A king. A hero. A son. And herself. (All in a positive light)

>If Jackie lost faith in him. What would he feel?
Probably something similar to what he felt when Luna died. Panic. Emptiness. Confusion. And a lot of sadness.

>Does he wish he could be happy without magic?
I don't really think he cares. He just wants to be happy period.

>What is Anon's favorite thing about Jackie
She listens to him. No real judgement, just listening and understanding. A hard trait for him to find.

>What is Anon's favorite weather
Overcast. It helps alleviate the blistering heat of California. And it prevents the sun from stabbing his eyes.

>What is Anon's favorite holiday
Halloween, no contest. Spooky aesthetic with a chance to dress up as his favorite characters (that he finds in the garbage of the thrift store) and now his minions can really fit it? It's like it was made for him!
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>>2743515
>What is Anon's relationship with food? Why does he go so dang long without eating?
>>2743589
>How correct was Jackie?
>>2743608
>What is taking Wondervon so damn long?
>>2743615
Are good responses and I support them.
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>>2748525
>Is Anon ok with being hated?
He wants to be loved. Feared too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aviFmhRebuA
He just has zero clue how to do that.

>Why doesn't Anon discuss his flaws, except for during a breakdown?
He's not one for self-introspection I'd say. Or at least he doesn't ge the time to.
He pretty much knows how flawed he is on a subconscious level at least.

>How smart is Anon?
0 INT
I mean, how do you describe his seemingly random breaks of stupidity followed by sparks of cleverness and genius?

>Why does he avoid the one normal human that idealizes him? (Sabrina)
You know that. Because he got subconsciously suggested that they both could only end up like his parents ended. He still wants to protect her, and see her grow healthy, and tell his friends and neighbors about her.
Among many other things...

>What does he think Luna sees in him?
A kindred spirit? Someone she can help through the same things she passed through?
It's a bit unnerving how much he trusted her when they first met. Even know it's a bit weird. But that's just my opinion.

>If Jackie lost faith in him. What would he feel?
OOF. You think he took badly Janna being mad at him?
The worst thing about it is that he probably would probably believe she's right about him.
Talk about a Despair Event Horizon.

>Does he wish he could be happy without magic?
I don't think he believes He could be happy without magic.I think he might see magic as what gave him everything good he has right now. Power over his own life. Friends. A reason to keep fighting... No wonder he trusts Luna so much.

>What is Anon's favorite thing about Jackie
The way she looks at him. How it seems that she's always there for him. She listens. Doesn't judge like many.
>What is Anon's favorite weather
I wanted to say rainy, but that'd force him to stay at home with mum and dad, so probably cloudy/overcast. Jackie has definitely like the sun a lil more.
>What is Anon's favorite holiday
Cinco de Mayo, because he could spend all day with Marco and his family.
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>>2748525

>Is Anon ok with being hated?

Outwardly he loves it, it solves a number of problems for him socially. When he is hated he doesn't have to hold himself back, doesn't have to be nice or think about himself being


>Why doesn't Anon discuss his flaws, except for during a breakdown?

Because acknowledging the problem makes it real and making it real means he has to deal with it and dealing with it hurts. Anon doesn't want or need more pain in his life.

>How smart is Anon?
If anon actually wasn't abused and had a good home he would be very wise and decently smart, but now what is there is geared towards survival.

>Why does he avoid the one normal human that idealizes him? (Sabrina)
Because he knows she idolizes a false version of him, and it makes him feel ashamed.

>What does he think Luna sees in him?
He doesn't think about it, it raises too many internal fears and pains. He just enjoys that what they have and doesn't want it to change because he touched it.

>If Jackie lost faith in him. What would he feel?
The unavoidable pain and fear of realizing what he knows deep down. That everything after Luna is on him, no excuses, no deflection.

>Does he wish he could be happy without magic?
He just wishes he could be unburdened. Magic is meaningless.
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>>2748581
>>2748618

This is beautiful, and encapsulates the sort of person we've been on this ride with from the start.

Now for some fun.


>What is Anon's favorite thing about himself?


>If he could take Luna anywhere. Where would they go? What would they do?

L: "No need to trouble yourself."

>It would be an adventure

L: "...I would like that."

>Time with your son?

L: "To have an adventure again...In this new world. It might be possible."


>Indeed.


>Anon has always shown a soft spot for good parents
>Even Wondervon, who is otherwise dirty and rude

>Has Anon played with Olson? How does he treat the big mongoloid?


>What do Anon and Susan do when they hang out?


>Has Anon ever went looking for Buff Frog?

>Why -isn't- Anon a bully?
>He pushes his enemies around.
>He never, EVER seeks out people to victimize.


>Jackie has told you many times she loves your hair
J: "It's so soft."
A: "It's greasy..."
J: "It smells nice, too. Do you condition?"
A: "My mom never bought me shampoo but she skipped showers..."
J: "So?"
A: "Coconut dream for volume. Organic strawberry rinse for shine."
>Jackie smooches you on the nose
J: "You beautiful metrosexual Mack."
A: "Who the fuck is Mack I'll banana peel his goddamn fingers I-"

>What do -you- think Anon's best features are?
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>>2743515
>What is Anon's relationship with food?
He loves the munchies. Never had much properly prepared foods outside of what he learned to do for himself and what Ms. Dias prepared. He doesn't eat as much as he'd want to.
>Why does he go so dang long without eating?
Luna magically satiates his hunger using magic to send the nutrients directly into his bloodstream and leaving the aftertaste of it in his mouth.

>How correct was Jackie?
Plenty. But Anon is genuine about what he what he wants to be and how he wants to change.
He just has a hard time being anything different that what the world tries to shape him into because he's used to trying to change and adapt to escape suffering.
He needs a guiding hand who can show him the way he wants to go. A role model too, maybe.
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>>2748898
>>What is Anon's favorite thing about himself?
His sheer determination. Just the fact that he doesn't give up no matter what. It's one of the few good things about him even if it can have negative side effects. Though he does question it a lot.

>If he could take Luna anywhere. Where would they go? What would they do?
Things he'd view as "normal mom and son activities" so maybe an amusement park, hell a regular park. Maybe the extradimensional equivalent of something like that. Or a place with good food. Though, I'm sure he'd take ANYONE to a place with good food.

Definitely Disney world though.

>Has Anon played with Olson? How does he treat the big mongoloid?
I imagine inbetween seasons things were a lot quieter, so it's hard to imagine Anon NOT fooling around with the giant baby. He probably acts like a mom to him if no one else is around. He definitely has strong maternal instincts (as shown by how he treats his friends. Like Janna)

>What do Anon and Susan do when they hang out?
Definitely something physical. Maybe occasionally on the lesser physical side of things they debate over who's waifu is shit. Very heated. And showing her around earth and what it has to offer.

>Has Anon ever went looking for Buff Frog?
Yes. And Ludo. Unfortunately Frogs are very slippery, as they come pre-lubed.

>Why -isn't- Anon a bully?
>He pushes his enemies around.
>He never, EVER seeks out people to victimize.
He doesn't need too. He's so swamped with actual enemies there's no reason to victimize people who don't deserve it. Regardless of my opinion on how nice he is (someone with a heart of gold despite his mean exterior) he doesn't have the time to be a bully since he's always been bullied by everything his whole life.

>What do -you- think Anon's best features are?
Physically? I really like his eyes. People shit on heterochromia, but I think he really works it. He also has a winning smile. Gets that from his dad. And that's not a bad thing.
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>>2748525
>Is Anon ok with being hated?
Like >>2748581 said it depends on who hates him. Though he'd rather be hated then have people be indifferent to him.

I support all of:
>>2748581

on the favorite holiday. I'd also add the fact that he go to see Marco in a dress for the first time on Halloween.
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>>2748881
>>2748881
>>2748891
>>2748891


Even more blessedness.

>Afraid of how much they love me

A lad of extremes haha
Still.
Extremely genuine.

>Could not be happy without magic

He fears a loss of his means. He has but -one- trick for acceptance. Power. Of course he fears losing it.

>Cinco de Mayo

Sounding like Dia De los Muertos more and more, Nino.

>>2748891
>Being hated as a defense mechanism.

OOOF. That is...fitting.

>>2748930

>Freud

L: "Lovely man."

>I will get a broom.

L: " -And I will ride it into the sunset."

>>2748930
>>2748930

>A role model

L: "I am right here. Always."


>Do you know how to live other than how you did

L: "Is there any way better?"

>If there was...you wouldn't know it.

L: "..."

>Haha
>I'm a dead man.

>>2748943
>>2748943

>Anon and Muscles have ice cream and mickey hats
>Anon sees his favorite Disney Mascot
>Gaston
A: "Mom! Mom, quick take a picture!"
>Luna floats there
>With no camera
>Or knowledge of how one functions
>With her hands folded in her lap
>She blinks
>Slowly

L: "Click."

A: "Ok, now I'll get you!"

>Luna now also loves Gaston
>As no one fights like Gaston
>No one's bright like Gaston

L: "No boy is as special or -cute- like ~Anon."

>They ride the water rides all day until asked to leave by security

>>2748943
>Susan and Anon

Susan likes to run. Climb, and swim. If she is not moving like this she is lounging around. She usually prefers to be alone however. She appreciates Anon because he can be quiet for long periods while they do nothing.

A: "Quiet was enforced pretty strict at my house."
Su: "Wiff fists?"
A: "An' kicks."
Su: "My mom ushed a Buww-wip."

>Also that smile
>That damn smile
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>>2749005
>I'd also add the fact that he go to see Marco in a dress for the first time on Halloween.
It was actually a sailor moon costume. Anon still has pics of it on his phone. Even upskirt shots
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>>2748898

Anon doesnt love anything about himself. He doesnt even think about himself. Cant hate yourself if you dont think about yourself. Ridesafe.jpg

I'd like to take anon through lunas past. All it. All the Eons for anon to watch learn and grow

Anon likes to play with the boy, but not much. It reminds himself too much of the rare past good times with John
The handful that existed and it hurts too much.

Anon and Susan fight. Not rough but they like to wrassle, bow joins.

Buff frog will return on his own. The only enemy Anon respects. Still gonna kill him but with respect.

Anon would never bully. He could never stand to be the same as John. Never.

Anon I'd he cleaned up would look really good, the long hair hides. The hunch and clothes hides the scars and standing out.
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>>2749146
>The only enemy Anon respects.
>Buff Frog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0
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>>2748525
>>2748898
>>2749009
Are these still open ended responses, Quest? Or they intended to be answered more or less in the here and now? Many are things that I'd actually like to consider and respond to, but simply dont have the time to do so today.
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>>2748898

>What is Anon's favorite thing about himself?
That he doesn't give up. It's allowed him to pull through so much and it's something Jackie likes about him.

>If he could take Luna anywhere. Where would they go? What would they do?
Death Valley when the Wildflowers Bloom. Have a picnic.

>Has Anon played with Olson? How does he treat the big mongoloid?
I'd have to say yes. He'd probably mother the him and maybe spoil him a bit.

>Has Anon ever went looking for Buff Frog?
He has bigger fish to go after. Hunting Buff Frog is like looking for Giraffe Dude or Lobster Claws. He could, but they aren't really worth it.

>Why -isn't- Anon a bully?
He has been the victim of to many people. Why would he want to be like people who have bullied him?

>What do -you- think Anon's best features are?
Physically I'd say his hair and his eyes. If we're talking more about his personality I'd have to say his heart. He cares. He cares a lot for people he just won't open up because the people you care about the most hurt you the worst.

>Why does he avoid the one normal human that idealizes him? (Sabrina)
He doesn't want to take advantage of that idealization because he doesn't trust himself not to abuse it.
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>>2748943
>Though he does question it a lot.
I wanna expand on this point a bit. What I meant was more he questions what he never gives up on, not the trait in and of itself. It'd more be like "Should I really not give up on winning the monopoly mcdonalds game?" rather than "should I just stop never giving up?" like it might be easily seen as.
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hello, Luna. y Anon gay
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I've got a question for Luna. I know you love Anon, but considering the fact that almost anyone could have found THE BOOK , would that mean if, for example, Marco got it (or worse Star), would you have loved them as much? Would you have even known about Anon before he was quietly killed by fate?
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>>2749360
I have a good idea of what that answer might be. For one, yes she would've known about us even if she didn't land on our lap. Or, rather the back of our head. She watched us die infinitely and empathized with us and our situation. Cursed by Fate. So yes, she would've known about us.

As for if Marco or Star got it, definitely not. Luna looked down on every one not because of them being mortals, or human, or mewman, or whatever, but because they weren't real in her eyes. Just pawns of Fate. And Star and Marco are the protagonists of Fates story. Needless to say, they wouldn't hit off as easily as she and Anon did.
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>What is Anon's favorite thing about himself?
Determination-on-on-on. Its what keeps him going.

>If he could take Luna anywhere. Where would they go? What would they do?
The catacombs of Paris. Go see if they can rustle up some earth monsters.

>Has Anon played with Olson? How does he treat the big mongoloid?
100% Nanny mode. Hes too scared of fucking up to allow him that much freedom but he would take him somewhere. Watch him like a hawk, and punch anything even remotely threatening. He would enjoy it though. Looking at unspoiled innocence and joy is... He likes it when people get things he cant have.

>Has Anon ever went looking for Buff Frog?
He has bigger fish to go after. Hunting Buff Frog is like looking for Giraffe Dude or Lobster Claws. He could, but they aren't really worth it.

>Why -isn't- Anon a bully?
He is. He just knows that and desperately tries to control that part of himself or channel it to better ends.

>What do -you- think Anon's best features are?
Attitude. Hes pretty cheery most of the time, and having someone happy to see you is pretty sexy.

>Why does he avoid the one normal human that idealizes him? (Sabrina)
Hes life is banana fucked and he doesn't want to get her killed. He does not view himself as a role model and is scared of fucking up.


It is the goodness.
They people who said what he likes most about himself.
The determination.
He knows he can get magic back, even if he loses it.
Even if he cant magic isnt really what changed him.
The thing that got him magic, and Luna.
He would fear losing his determination.

>>2749360
This is a good question. And probably one Luna is uncomfortable with.

Though I know thats one of my/Anons goals. Find her someone besides us to Love. She deserves as much happiness as she can grab (or as much as we can shove down her throat).
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>>2749401
Shit. This should have been AS WELL AS Anon. my bad,
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>>2749251
Adding playing Luna a song on our Saxophone on the Picnic.
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>>2749401
>And probably one Luna is uncomfortable with.
Considering the fact that she's given us the answer like a year ago in-game and IRL, I doubt that.
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>>2749251
>He has bigger fish to go after
Honestly, he kinda didn't considering he didn't do much in the inbetween of Seasons.
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>>2749541
That's true. I really should have said he has more important things to do.
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>>2749563
EVEN THEN, we STILL didn't do much inbetween seasons. We just kinda chilled around. There's really no reason to've NOT gone after Buff Frog (and by extension Ludo)
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>>2749580
Anon needed some R&R. And they haven't bothered us in awhile, no point in starting extra shit too soon. They'll get what's coming to them in due time.
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>What is Anon's favorite thing about himself?
That he's white.
N-Not in a racist way mind you. Boy he just knows his privilege and he ain't afraid of tellin people bout it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L_c7OSqLAg

What? You think he'd actually like anything about his looks? His personality?
PFFFFTT HAAAAAAAAAAAAA


>If he could take Luna anywhere. Where would they go? What would they do?
He's ask Luna what she'd want to do. She'd probably say that whatever he wanted to do would be fine as long as it were with her.
Then they'd probably go to some alien fairground to eat alien treats and cheat at the games at the fair and be morally ok with it because they excuse it as the games being rigged against the player.

>Has Anon played with Olson? How does he treat the big mongoloid?
He probably has not, outside of playing fetch with him when he's bored.
He probably fins it too awkward to try and do so, since he's technically kidnapped him and his Pops to do his bidding.

>What do Anon and Susan do when they hang out?
That's a good one. I have zero clue, though they'd probably do Earth teenager things, with Jackie and Janna. I still find their relationship a bit confusing. It's as if your big sister was also your daughter, your employee, your servant, and your puppy.

>Has Anon ever went looking for Buff Frog?
I mean. He's probably with Ludo isn't he? I think? Is he?

>Why -isn't- Anon a bully?
>He pushes his enemies around.
>He never, EVER seeks out people to victimize.
Really, at the rate we're accumulating enemies it seems Anon IS looking out for people to push around.


>What do -you- think Anon's best features are?
Probably his determination, though too often it seems to become into one of his worse features: Stubbornness.
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>>2748898
>What is Anon's favorite thing about himself?
The fact that despite all the shit he's been through, he hasn't even up yet. It's a raw determination that nothing else in this world seems to have. Something uniquely Anon

>If he could take Luna anywhere. Where would they go? What would they do?
To a version of her old universe that wasn't worth destroying. A universe where she could find happiness without having to crush everything around her to dust.

>Has Anon played with Olson? How does he treat the big mongoloid?
Played with? No.
But he has never actively tormented the kid, and has tried to give Wondervon everything he could to make sure HE could take care of Olson the best he could.

>What do Anon and Susan do when they hang out?
Mock Combat
Arm wrestling
Mud Fights
Video/Board Games
Just various forms of fun and vigorous competition between siblings.
We also like to try And fail, to do her make up and brush her hair.

>What do -you- think Anon's best features are?
Eyebrows and sense of humor.
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>>2748525
Also despite missing it i'm just gonna go back and answer these for posterity

>How smart is Anon?
I remember trying KINDA hard in school back when we didn't know our full potential. Anon isn't DUMB but he's had so much going on even before all the magic BS that he never had the mental energy to make the lessons in school stick.
He would have cycles of trying REALLY hard to do good in school, only to have something fucked up happen at home, and completely fall out of it.

>Why does he avoid the one normal human that idealizes him? (Sabrina)
Anon is busy as fuck doing things Sabrina can't be there for. Like fighting a 100 foot tall dude, or fighting the government. Sabrina is a sweet girl, but she's clearly very fragile. It's fear of her getting hurt, plain and simple, and we don't have the time to get her ready to party with us yet. She HAS grown alot recently though, so maybe she will be ready soon.

>What does he think Luna sees in him?
A son that can give her the love she deserves but could never find. Just like she's the mother we needed but never got.

>If Jackie lost faith in him. What would he feel?
Deep Depression.
Dark Depression.
Straight up Punished Anon.
The only thing worst would be to lose Luna.

Does he wish he could be happy without magic?
Sure, but he knows it's not possible.
Not anymore at least.

>What is Anon's favorite thing about Jackie
1) Her personality. EVERYTHING ABOUT IT.
2) The fact she can tolerate being with him to being with
3) Thicc.

>What is Anon's favorite weather
Warm Rains and Overcast

>What is Anon's favorite holiday
Halloween probably.
Cause lord knows it's not fucking Christmas
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>>2748898
Damn I missed some

>Has Anon ever went looking for Buff Frog?
Nope, too busy.
But the hate is still there, and it's STRONG.
Just forgotten for a time under the grand weight of ALL THE OTHER SHIT WE HAVE TO DO.

>Why -isn't- Anon a bully?
Not sure if this is an actually question or a responses to someone else cause you seem to answer it right underneath
Anon only fights his enemies, and does everything he can for the most part to fight for his friends.
Anon would never actively Bully, but you CAN say he will and has trampled over the weak to kill the strong oppressing them.
Basically he's not gonna take his time to smash an ant hill, but i will step on it accidentally while trying to kill an Anteater. And not think twice about it
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Remember kids.
Save the giraffe
Gtfo
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>>2749009
https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest/status/1020818625308037120

>How correct was Janna?
Lots. She was also plenty wrong.
Same for Anon.

They had the right idea but went about it in an incredibly stupid and unproductive way.
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>>2752969
We need to obtain entrance to Wondervon's Lab first.

We need to figure out a way to stall for as much time as we can give Wondervon for him to solve the Tesseract puzzle so we can enter his lab, then we can portal in, close the door and send the entrance somewhere else so we can access his lab whenever we need.
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can someone link me to the anon fanfiction?
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>>2753719
Which of them?
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>>2753726
i dont know but i would prefer a library and if you have any lewds i would like them
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>>2753719
>>2753739

-ahem-

https://pastebin.com/u/STARvsQUEST
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>>2753751
thank you oh great Quest master of fate and destiny the master of the multiverse
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>>2753401
I've got to agree with this, but also state that I don't think she really knows Anon as much as she thinks.
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>>2753751
do many nipples now i wonder how he would look like as a woman
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LIke this.
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>>2753834
Or like this.
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SESSION!

>Discuss

https://youtu.be/OMm1RLF32ig


The responses so far have been both thoughtful and fun. Bless you all for these.


>>2752503
>>2752503
and for this.
Bless this the most.


>>2749245
>>2749245
These are wide open until we go live. Discussion and thoughtful posts are a great way to share our experience. Feel free to share what you see on your side of the screen anytime. It can be that deep, senpai.


Now for the posts...


>There are other Anons out there
>Who are more happy than our Anon
>How does he feel about this?


>Does Anon wish he was born to a different family?
>Or that his family was just better?


>Does he pity himself?


>How does he feel knowing he is pitied by others? Star, Marco, Omnitraxxus, ect.


>What do you think working in Hell is like?


>What do you think Janna is using her new powers for?


Pictured: Shangridorah. Vice chairman of the Rojert and Son's investment committee.

0.07 % shareholder of WAR PLANET.
Current position: Administrator of flaying and resource management.

What do you suppose WAR PLANET does with all the bodies?
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>>2758538
>>2758538


P.S.

NEXT SESSION STILL SATURDAY!

7:00 pm US CENTRAL TIME!

>The rules of OWN FORM have gone through several tweaks
>However
>It remains fun and versatile
>I cannot wait to see what you cook up

>Especially since you need this win

Bless.

Pictured: She-Moray
Centaur Queen of Centauri 7

0.1 % share holder of WAR PLANET
No official position
Oversees employee overturn in sectors 11-15

Voted favorite manager 3 years running.

Current Kill count: 1006
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>>2758538
>There are other Anons out there
>Who are more happy than our Anon
>How does he feel about this?
Ehh? Who really cares? I mean, good for them, but we're too busy worrying about our happiness to think about the happiness of infinite other Anons.

>Does Anon wish he was born to a different family?
>Or that his family was just better?
Which ever one seems more possible really. So, different family. Lord knows he don't think John can be better in any way.

>Does he pity himself?
Not at all. At the very least, not anymore. It never really got him anywhere. So he just kinda stopped.

>How does he feel knowing he is pitied by others? Star, Marco, Omnitraxxus, ect.
Very very irritated.

>What do you think working in Hell is like?
Very hecking warm and you don't get much benefits. I bet they don't even have dental.

>What do you think Janna is using her new powers for?
Literally whatever the fuck she wants to.
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>>2758538

>There are other Anons out there
>Who are more happy than our Anon
>How does he feel about this?

Fate ripped away all of the Anons that existed before the Quest. The only Anon's that exist now apart from ours are very few and exist only in the minds of us the posters and other higher beings able to see the multiverse. They aren't very fleshed out and are nowhere near an autonomous existence. More like dreams and we know Luna tends to Anon's dreams.

Anon does not know. If he did we would be indifferent to hide the fear. Who really wants to meet themselves? What if they are happier, what if they aren't? What if they are something anon hates? His subconscious and ADD keep him from really pondering that rabbithole.

Only Femanon exists really, as Lunar is the reflection of Luna which she and him find amusing. Their timelines synchronize too much to risk a direct interaction with each other's ward and for now ensure a wide berth. They do meet...somewhere out there and have tea, or imagine having tea. Its very confusing for the euclidean.

>Does Anon wish he was born to a different family?
>Or that his family was just better?

Anon has a new family now and it is better. He wishes this happened sooner but wishes never come true.


>Does he pity himself?
Anon can't look in the mirror. He doesn't even know how he feels about himself, but its not good and its better to look out at others than face the problem inside.


>How does he feel knowing he is pitied by others? Star, Marco, Omnitraxxus, ect.
Everyone pities him. Its meaningless. No one will help, no one has ever helped. Its just noise.


>What do you think working in Hell is like?
Hell is a hell of your own making. Its a place of formless bullshit and your own mind shapes its form, unless something of greater will comes along and then it shifts to their vision. Its like going to work on a Tuesday with a hangover.

>What do you think Janna is using her new powers for?
Figuring herself out, testing her limits and that of the world. Listening to Goatgod's stories and settling into a new perspective while also keeping her own identity. Occasionally trying things out the Anon way and just expressing her will with her new powers. Some shape-shifting, some experimentation. A lot of reflection and recovery after the means to her independence were thrust upon her.

She's really working on her Witch Cackle, trying out some different tempos. Waiting to use it on Anon and to roast him savagely to make up for him being a jerk.

>What do they do with the bodies
The better question is what don't they do with the bodies? War Planet caters to all comers, and takes everything they have. Even in your death, the house still wins. Its not slopcorn. Too expensive to use sentient meat and a real pain to get the flavor right from so many alien races. They def play up the rumor its made from people. Does gangbusters on "Crowd Participation" Days.
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>>2758538
>>There are other Anons out there
>>Who are more happy than our Anon
>>How does he feel about this?
He's mostly apathetic but the idea of the fact that being happy isn't unobtainable gives him a bit of comfort

>>Does Anon wish he was born to a different family?
>Or that his family was just better?
He doesn't care anymore, he has a new family anyway.

>>Does he pity himself?
Can't afford to

>>How does he feel knowing he is pitied by others? Star, Marco, Omnitraxxus, ect
The feeling is mutual, they're cradled by the hands of fate and he's long since broken free of it.

>>What do you think working in Hell is like?
Monotonous and hot probably. Maybe a bit morose.

>>What do you think Janna is using her new powers for?
I have no real idea, but I'm glad she knew not to suck dick for free
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>How does he feel about this?
It seems like that Rick and Morty situation. Where the only versions of Rick that are even kinda happy are once where he isn't a science wizard or is life circumstances are completely different.
At the end of the day the only thing you CAN feel is glad for the niggas who are happy, and feel lucky you aren't one of the niggas that are dead/living life in suffering.

>Does Anon wish he was born to a different family? Or that his family was just better?
What abused child DOESN'T wish their family was better? There is the consolation that if he DIDN'T suffer as a child he wouldn't be the badass he is today, for better or worse. So that's something to hold on too.
I'm sure Anon, dreams of being Marco's actual brother, and being apart of his perfect little family all the time though, even now.
However, I'd argue with John out of the picture, and Luna and Susan IN, we have the better family now.

>Does he pity himself?
No. Pity is for people that don't give enough of a fuck to actually do something about shit. Anon knows he's kinda a mess, but he wants to be better, greater. The only question is what IS better for him?

>How does he feel knowing he is pitied by others? Star, Marco, Omnitraxxus, ect.
From the moment Star and pals found him over the remains of Luna's book way back in the day, he's fucking hated it.
And he despises the fact that pity from people like Omni and Heckapoo is in part, how he's gotten this far.
Hopefully he won't need their pity for much longer.

>What do you think working in Hell is like?
Hot.
Less Ripping and Tearing than you'd think, and any that does go on is soulless. Corporate.
With Lucy being the big boss, contently middle managing everyone there, shit is like working the longest shift at work, forever.
Not pleasant, unless you get the chance to get summoned by some asshole. That's probably the only thing demons look forward too.

>What do you think Janna is using her new powers for?
Pic Related is Janna RIGHT NOW
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>>2758758
>However, I'd argue with John out of the picture, and Luna and Susan IN, we have the better family now.

Damn straight.
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>>2758568
>>2758583
>>2758758

Hm.
Anon doesn't use his abuse as justification for his actions. More credence to the statement "Anon believes everything that comes out of his mouth."

A kid who doesn't like the spotlight, but feels he knows better than those in it.

Pity is noise.
Sentiment means nothing.

No wonder he almost never says "sorry."

Words have been meaningless gestures to him for too long. Just tools.

Time for some lightheartedness.
>Bow has clearly eaten other people's pets
>Yet he loves people and never gets to aggressive with them

Is Anon fine with the fact his boi is a budding Apex predator?


>Bow brought you a whole couch one time
>You threw him a stick
>He came back with a whole couch
>Somebody's garage was destroyed


How does Anon mess with Bow for funtime pet shenanigans?


Fun fact: Bow's Saliva is the same chemical makeup, smell and texture as fresh river water. (With slight acidity)


>Wondervon bathes with dirt
>He chews leather bits and wood when he is nervous
>His diet almost entirely consists of insects
>Which he always seems to have on hand

Was Wondy ever invited to eat with Luna and Anon?

How does Anon feel about the fact he's kidnapped the first good father he met in outer space?

>Super soaker
or
>Nerf?


>Susan discovered instagram a while ago and started pranking Anon when he took naps
>This is almost never

>Anon hasn't had a single nightmare since he met Luna
>She does not control his dreams
>She does however filter them

What do you think Anon's dreams are like now?

Finally.


>What was his favorite thing to do over at the Diaz's?

>Marco's Mom has messaged you several times since you left home
>Mostly to check on you
>She knows you and Marco had a fight
>She has offered to let you stay on their couch still
>Even if you're not in good graces with Marco

MD: "Our door is always open, sweetie. Family works things out!"

>You haven't set foot at Marco's house in nearly a year


>What item of the Diaz's did Anon steal to remember them by?
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>>2758996
>Family photo. Obviously.

Probably the one pictured.
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>>2758996
A family photo, but in exchange he snuck a pair of frilly pink panties into Marco’s drawer because he knew Marco is kind of a prude
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>>2758996
Also.

>You haven't set foot at Marco's house in nearly a year

This unacceptable it is^

Anon... might do it. But he should feel and know that he was behaving like a fucking CUR. He needs to go talk to them again ASAP.
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>>2758996
>>How does Anon feel about the fact he's kidnapped the first good father he met in outer space
>A: "Wait, you mean I'm supposed to feel something about that?"

>Super soaker or Nerf?
Super soaker. Nerf's for gunfags.

>What was his favorite thing to do over at the Diaz's?
Really, it was just spending time with Marco. Even if he 5000% refuses to admit it, that damn tsundere bastard.
Not to say Mr. & Mrs. Diaz weren't also a great part of the Diaz experience. After all, they WERE essentially his parents away from his "parents".

>What item of the Diaz's did Anon steal to remember them by?
Totes gotta be a senpai picture. At least with Marco and himself in it, if not also Mr. & Mrs. Diaz.
Pretty much >>2759019

Also supporting >>2759022
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>>2758996
>Is Anon fine with the fact his boi is a budding Apex predator?
In concept, totally. In practice (the eating peoples pets part) not really. We should really get a better way to feed him. At least put him in like a forest or something where he can eat wild animals instead of pets.

How does Anon mess with Bow for funtime pet shenanigans?
You know that thing where the owner pretends to throw the stick/ball but doesn't really? That.

>Was Wondy ever invited to eat with Luna and Anon?
Yeah, sure. Don't see why not.

>How does Anon feel about the fact he's kidnapped the first good father he met in outer space?
Glad that he's protected it from a shitty place like Purrkistan

>Super soaker
>or
>Nerf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71ElQ0Wr0PE

>What do you think Anon's dreams are like now?
Pink tint, and since dreams are apparently your bodies way of preparing you for something you think will happen, dreams of ALMOST spaghettiing on a date with [person of the week, but mostly Jackie] but managing to pull through with it and similar get through. Also dreams of hugging Luna occasionally.

>What was his favorite thing to do over at the Diaz's?
Eat food, fuck those people made great food. Also pretend he was apart of the family

>What item of the Diaz's did Anon steal to remember them by?
You know how in the show Star has those photo booth pics of her and Marco? Anon has the same, but with him and the entire Diaz family. Sometimes he looks at it and gets kinda sad, but then he sees pics with his new family at Disney world and feels less sad.
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>>2759034
>You know that thing where the owner pretends to throw the stick/ball but doesn't really? That.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7UVixlnVm0
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>Bow has clearly eaten other people's pets
>Yet he loves people and never gets to aggressive with them

>Is Anon fine with the fact his boi is a budding Apex predator?
Pretty much yes. Not a lot of deep thoughts on how he hurts other (just like daddy).

>Bow brought you a whole couch one time
>You threw him a stick
>He came back with a whole couch
>Somebody's garage was destroyed
>How does Anon mess with Bow for funtime pet shenanigans?

Laser pointer.

Fun fact: Bow's Saliva is the same chemical makeup, smell and texture as fresh river water. (With slight acidity)


>Wondervon bathes with dirt
>He chews leather bits and wood when he is nervous
>His diet almost entirely consists of insects
>Which he always seems to have on hand
>Was Wondy ever invited to eat with Luna and Anon?

Approximately Once. Wondy never got over what he saw.

>How does Anon feel about the fact he's kidnapped the first good father he met in outer space?
Deeply ashamed. But also kind of determined to prove that he can be a good boss/emperor. He wants to prove he can do good by enabling Wondervon to focus on his work and his son.


>Super soaker Obviously


>Susan discovered instagram a while ago and started pranking Anon when he took naps
>This is almost never

>Anon hasn't had a single nightmare since he met Luna
>She does not control his dreams
>She does however filter them

What do you think Anon's dreams are like now?

Alien, vast, Educational honestly. She shows him the neat shit she remembers.


>What was his favorite thing to do over at the Diaz's?

Game night, game night, game night. He always enjoyed when the Diaz parents played even if Marco thought it was cringy.

>Marco's Mom has messaged you several times since you left home
>Mostly to check on you
>She knows you and Marco had a fight
>She has offered to let you stay on their couch still
>Even if you're not in good graces with Marco

MD: "Our door is always open, sweetie. Family works things out!"

>You haven't set foot at Marco's house in nearly a year

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>What item of the Diaz's did Anon steal to remember them by?

Family photo.
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>>2758996
>MD: "Our door is always open, sweetie. Family works things out!"
Also, must admit. Marco=shit. Angie and Raph=great. I wouldn't be against saying hi to them.
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>>2759056
Marco is O.k. if awkward.

WHY DIDNT WE TALK TO THEM RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

They would probably try and push us to make up with marco. And they would be right.
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>>2759062
>Marco is O.k. if awkward.
>And they would be right.
Hahahaha, No they wouldn't. Marco's shit. Fugger made literally no effort to make up with us. Wasn't "oh he tried to make up with us but we didn't let him" no, he literally made no effort to make up with us. And keep in mind we never even really wronged Marco at first. We just got salty at Star, but we didn't swear out Marco, or hurt him. He just stopped talking to us and cut us out of his life. It was only post Monster-Arm when we did anything bad to him. And he deserved most of it. It's really obvious Marco never really cared about Anon. He was mostly apathetic to him. And that ain't make up material.
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>>2759076
I dont fucking care. Im sick and tired of anon being alone and miserable and hating everyone and everything. People are shit. Get over it you retarded basket of fuck sticks.

That or go live in a whole forever so you dont have to face the AWFULNESS of human imperfections
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>>2759099
>Im sick and tired of anon being alone and miserable and hating everyone and everything.

>Anon doesn't like Main character of the show
>He's alone and miserable and hates everyone and everything

>Has multiple friends, a loving adoptive mother, a bro-arm, a bro-bro, a girlfriend, a spunky big sister, is buds with a cosmic event, and a demon goddess, plus multiple actors, and an alicorn
>Alone

>Generally is OK with people unless they're cunts
>Hating everyone and everything

What Quest have you been reading? Did you skip the second half of Season 1 and then ignore this entire season up until now? Because we get along with and are friends with a ton of people. We just also happen to not like some other people. Hell, the only people in school we're not chill with is Star, Marco, and Brittney. The rest we're good pals with. Hell we're bro's with the entire fucking football team.
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>>2758996
>Is Anon fine with the fact his boi is a budding Apex predator
You either are or aren't one, he can't change being a dragon, we can't change being human (well, WE can change being human, and did, but exceptions)
>How does Anon mess with Bow for funtime pet shenanigans?
Who do you think taught him to get the sofas
>Was Wondy ever invited to eat with Luna and Anon?
We're not one for exclusive clubs, he's been sort of a friend, I don't see why not

>>Super soaker or Nerf?
Soaker, Nerf fights are easier to clean but Anon wouldn't care

>What do you think Anon's dreams are like now?
Normal stuff, like ruling the galaxy or having a snowball fight in sci-fi egypt

>>What item of the Diaz's did Anon steal to remember them by?
Nothing
Marco's panties
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>>2758996

>Is Anon fine with the fact his boi is a budding Apex predator?

Anon murders people all the time for even less than hunger, but Anon knows he needs to enact some discipline but he can't bring himself to do it. How can he distinguish between scolding bad behavior and getting beaten with an empty liqour bottle for spilling a sippy cup? Bow doesn't know any better, he's an animal? Anon is the terrible type of parent that wont tell their child No even if they want to.

>How does Anon mess with Bow for funtime pet shenanigans?
Anon doesn't do anything except the fun stuff you do with a dog. Fake throw a ball, get really hype about going for a W-A-L-K. But sometimes they prank Susan by stealing her sword and running around like Artorias and Sif. They also play who can make the biggest mess.


>Was Wondy ever invited to eat with Luna and Anon?

Luna and Wondy actually interact a lot. Mostly Luna listening to Wondervon go on in that way mad geniuses do. She admires a mind that is both wildly creative, focused but also tempered by the cruelty of life and still kicking. He's openly invited by rarely comes out of his mole-hole. When he does its usually to eat quickly and go back but when he does talk, he talks at length. Anon likes to listen even if he doesn't understand. Its like watching a sci-fi show. Anon, a small part of him, likes to feel like its family dinner.

>?How does Anon feel about the fact he's kidnapped the first good father he met in outer space?
Deeply conflicted but if we can provide and make his kid happy then anon is guiltless. He made life better for someone.

1/2
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>>2759120
>>2758996

2/2
>Super soaker or Nerf?

BOTH. Anon had so few toys, its always a treat. Though he would say "NERF R NUTHIN" because memes are always the best.

>Susan discovered instagram a while ago and started pranking Anon when he took naps
Susan pranks anon by doing big sister things. Shoe on head, Piling stuff on Muscles. Anon gets her back but the love in it makes things okay.

>What do you think Anon's dreams are like now?
Luna has started to back off the filtering. Dreams are important to sort out things. If she filtered all negative dreams then it would stifle them. She does make sure to enhance the good dreams though. Make them last longer, have good endings etc.

>What was his favorite thing to do over at the Diaz's?
To pretend to feel the love of a family. Of a strong father that doesn't use his hands, of a mother that cares without holding back. Of a brother that is there and not the broken, gin soaked dream of a long absent mom.

>Marco's Mom has messaged you several times since you left home
We should go back someday, but not before we have something out with Marco where we resolve our relationship.

>What item of the Diaz's did Anon steal to remember them by?
Their recipes, some of them. Anon tried to take food and some of marco's old clothes. Mrs. Diaz caught him and tried to get the snacks back shaking out his hoodie, thinking he was just being a kid with sweets. Thats when she saw the bruises and the ribs and she and anon shared a silent understanding. She let him keep the food, and the clothes and wept in her husbands arms for hours.
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>>2759120
>>2759122

You uh...

Are you fucking ok, friend?

bles
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I'm okay, just feeling a little at a loss right now.
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>>2759271
*Internet hugs*
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Pretty neato most other people share my thoughts on Wondervon about, ya know.

Viewing him as a chance to prove we can make peoples lives better.
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>>2759323
Not like we've been deadset on torturing him. Hell, people meme about him being a slave when really he's a worker we gave a deal he couldn't refuse. One we even didn't really directly threaten him with. Work for us or be left alone by us. With the benefits of working for us being greater than those of being left alone. With the added inclusion of not being imprisoned and possibly executed by cat people.

Really if anything we gave him a shot at redemption. One he took in his mole hands eagerly. And everyone's the better for it. Anon, Olson, and Wondervan. They're all coming out on top.
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Friends. An interesting notion.


https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.d9kvn9j3sbnd


>Which of Anon's spells do you think represent him?
>Star has Narwhal blast
>What is Anon's?

P.S.

A friend custom made this transparent Anon. For all your coloring needs.

We've gotten some rad stuff out it.
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>>2759353
>Which of Anon's spells do you think represent him?
Hmmm.... not OWN, that's Luna's thing. Combustion and cryosis are too general. Honestly it's a toss up with Massacre Wave and Fury of a Burning Heart.

As a go to spell, obviously MW. But one that represents him? I'd say FoaBH. It's his greatest spell, one he and Luna made together combining the greatest spells they made, which is a decent allegory for himself. An amazing human created with his own hard work plus the only help he's gotten. Of course that help does extend past Luna, but we don't have a super spell that combines all the spells we got from all our friends. Yet.
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>>2759353
Massacre wave or Raise dead.

Depending on his mood.
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>>2759353
Definitely Massacre Wave.
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>>2759353
None of his spells do. It's how anon uses magic that defines him. A complete rejection of restraint and the surge of will upon the cosmos.

MW, OWN, Fury, starwalk, all his spells are simply anon willing against reality and making it happen.

Anon is the man that screamed I at the universe and it blinked.
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>>2759353
Raise dead. The very concept of rebirth, second chances, a denial of what is emotionally considered 'the end', and reuse/value/treasure in what others consider to have to value but memories for.
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>>2759353
Gotta be Fury. Pretty much >>2759371
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>>2759353
Fury of a Burning Heart.
Combining the powers of his and Luna's to steal strength he has no right to have and using it to turn the tide in his favor.
This screams Anon to me more than anything else.
That and Meme Scream.
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>>2748525
>Is Anon ok with being hated?
Context is important. Classic hedgehog's dilemma. The closer Anon gets to someone, the more it pains him when they (inevitably) find something to hate about him, with the baseline seemingly being adversarial indifference and scorn.

>Why doesn't Anon discuss his flaws, except for during a breakdown?
Seconding >>2748581 and >>2748881 on this one. It seems like Anon's been in a constant battle for survival, both in a physical and emotional matters, up until very recently. The barriers provide a defensive method to guard his mind from the environment and situations around him, the willful ignorance towards self-introspection allows him to focus solely on his immediate needs.

>How smart is Anon?
I get the feeling Anon has learned more from being a denizen of the net and memes then from his direct teachers, learning about the world and the interconnection of knowledge through 2nd and 3rd order derivative sources. I could see him not understanding the nature of a meme or roast, googling a bit more (or lurking), and then discovering some underlying aspect of knowledge embedded within the sarcasm and criticism. He doesn't seem straight up idiotic and has displayed surprising cleverness at times, but his methods of learning and adapting are far from how his peers absorb that knowledge, which makes him appear more than buffoon than he actually is.

>Why does he avoid the one normal human that idealizes him? (Sabrina)
Combination of aforementioned hedgehog's dilemma and a very real concern as to "why". I see it as the same reason he's constantly questioning Jackie about what she see's in him or why she sticks around him.

>What does he think Luna sees in him?
Seconding >>2748581

>If Jackie lost faith in him. What would he feel?
I think a part of him would expect it, trying to guard his heart against the inevitable expectation that she was going to leave him and to smother those feelings amongst rage, pleading, and anger. The other part would be working to use the trauma to force introspection as to why this keeps happening to him.

>Does he wish he could be happy without magic?
Hell nah. Magic brought happiness into his life.

>What is Anon's favorite thing about Jackie
The sense of calm she brings to the chaos. The eye of the storm. The harbor for rough seas. For all the intensity Anon exudes, Jackie can go toe-to-toe to him to have him relax, take a breath, and enjoy the here-and-now without stressing about the future and plans, survival and growth.

>What is Anon's favorite weather
I... I would guess extreme weather that's kind of rare for Southern California? The raw power displayed in a thunderstorm along with the cleansing feel of the rain torrents falling upon him.

>What is Anon's favorite holiday
Halloween
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>>2759885
Slow roasted but great take none-the-less.
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>>2759885
Indeed. This is quite well written.
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>>2748898
>What is Anon's favorite thing about himself?
Already mentioned in the other posts. Determination is truly something he can be proud about and has taken him pretty far just on that alone. but >>2749994 's response is spot on as well, haha

>Has Anon played with Olson? How does he treat the big mongoloid?
I've always envisioned it almost like a little brother, or young cousin. I think he likes to play "tricks" with the AI logic algorithms Wondy has implemented into him, purposefully feeding him meme philosophy questions and viewpoints he's encountered over the years on internet forums to see what Olson responds with.

>What do Anon and Susan do when they hang out?
Aside from the answer you already provided (>>2749009), I think >>2749146 and >>2751548 have the right idea

>Has Anon ever went looking for Buff Frog?
Anon has a hard enough time focusing on simple tasks in front of him when multiple priorities counterbalance the decision. Unless there was a specific goal for which he wanted to find Buff Frog for, I kinda doubt he'd go searching.

>Why -isn't- Anon a bully?
I'm legitimately unsure about this one. On one hand, I feel like >>2751663 has the right of it. But on the other, Anon isn't shy about making off-color/"real" comments about those within listening distance. If anything, from an external view, it's not like he's actively engaging in bullying, but from the way he carries himself and the way he socializes, Anon has a high likelihood of being interpreted as bullying/aggressive person to a neutral third party, discouraging future interaction and reinforcing a bullying persona.

>>2758538
>There are other Anons out there
>Who are more happy than our Anon
>How does he feel about this?
T-there are? I thought we were the last of them. Or do you mean there were anons out there who had a greater net-happiness than us. Good for them. But they got their game over though, and it's not like high scores can't be beaten.

>Does he pity himself?
Omnitraxis showed him the nature of his being. To pity himself would be to admit that he should also not exist and should have fallen prey to the hands of fate as all the other Anons did. He explicitly rejected this. No. He doesn't pity himself, this is the ONLY way things could have turned out.

>How does he feel knowing he is pitied by others? Star, Marco, Omnitraxxus, ect.
Unnecessary emotion. Filter it out

>What do you think working in Hell is like?
Actually thought the vision of hell from "Dante's Inferno" with it's various circles and punishments was an insightful, if antiquated concept. Or perhaps the Buddhist 8-Hot and 8-Cold Hell's and their beauracratic sub-divisions of punishments/work to try and obtain redemption.

>What do you think Janna is using her new powers for?
Janna's always been portrayed as a trickster in the source material, but is also incredibly adventurous and curious within the Quest. Supporting >>2758583 's assessment.
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>>2760002
>T-there are? I thought we were the last of them.
Infinite realities man. I've personally categorized them into three groups

Group A: The revived. At the end of Season 1 Anon revived a number of dead Anons such as aussinon and slav Anon (off the top of my head) and now they're alive again.

Group 1: The ones who got similar fates to us: These guys are the ones who have a similar life to us, but aren't a direct deviation of us. The FemAnon's and Monster-nons of the multiverse. Similar story, Anon is found by a Luna and goes on to fight fate, different character though. What separates them from the previous group is they don't die.

Ben: Us but what if. These guys are the ones who were us, but made different choices. The Anon's who befriended Star, killed Man-arm and Lobsterclaws, dated Justin instead of Jackie, etc. They were us until they made a choice different from ours and became someone new.

These groups can cross over/apply to the same character, but it's a simple way of thinking about things.
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>>2758538
>There are other Anons out there
>Who are more happy than our Anon
>How does he feel about this?
I don't think he'd give a shit about them. Anon's more focused on trying to be happy.


>Does Anon wish he was born to a different family?
>Or that his family was just better?
He probably did both. He would have loved to have had Rafael and Angie as parents or at least have John and Emily be like them.
Anon has a better family now though in the form of Luna, Susan, and bow.

>Does he pity himself?
No. Sitting around and feeling sorry for himself doesn't solve his problems. Doing so would probably just makes Anon think of Emily. With how she never actually fixed her problems and used substance abuse to cover them up.

>How does he feel knowing he is pitied by others? Star, Marco, Omnitraxxus, ect.

He either hates them for it or at least harbor resentment. Pity requires one person to look down on the other. Even if they look down and want to help. There is no respect in pity. It -stains- things.
It marks people. No matter how much he grows.
To the Pitier Anon will always be at the lowest point they saw him at.

It's why Anon hates Star. After Luna died and Anon picked up every page of the BOOK. He could see the look on Star face, and what he saw was Pity.

Anon sees pity as an insult. It's one of the reasons he comes of as such an ass is becasue he won't pity people. He'll help people if he wants to help them, but he won't due it because he fells sorry for them. He helps someone not because he feel bad for how shit their situation is, but just due to generally wanting the best for them.

>What do you think working in Hell is like?
I'd think it be like working for any Limited liability corperation, but every day is monday. Possible have it be perpetually one mintue from closing time. Honestly, look at the Sam & Max version of hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pcswah58Y0
>What do you think Janna is using her new powers for?
Probably going on a power trip. Possibly
magical adventures with Star and Marco. Who knows?

>What do you suppose WAR PLANET does with all the bodies?
sells them as souvenirs, Grind them up to sell them as food for customers, probably turns them into fertilizes for the plant monsters they have connections with, and possible sells them to some necromancers. Really they'll do anything they want with.
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Whoah. So much ROOM in here!

All these beautiful words too. If I had a wall I'd frame them! Haha, I live in the woods.

Next session will be TOMORROW! 7:00 pm US CENTRAL TIME!

I hope I'm not late!
I hope you aren't either, friends!
We need yah!


bless.


Man, that felt good.
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>>2758538
>There are other Anons out there
>Who are more happy than our Anon
>How does he feel about this?
I mean, didn't he retconned their deaths after he got his hands on The Typewriter?
If they are happier than him (instead of dead) it's probably because of him, and the choices they've taken. I'm sure there are plenty of Anons far worse than him as well.

>Does Anon wish he was born to a different family?
>Or that his family was just better?
I think his attempts to help Emily show he really wanted his family to be better, though I'm not sure if he believes it's possible in the case of John.

>Does he pity himself?
I think he does, and plenty, but processes it in the form of Gallows Humor. His dark childhood has turned hi into someone who casually sees comedy in tragedy (even his own) no matter the severity of the situation, as a defense mechanism.

>How does he feel knowing he is pitied by others? Star, Marco, Omnitraxxus, ect.
Anon most definitely wants everyone to look up at him with amazement and awe. He doesn't mind being comforted, but pity is something he doesn't want others to feel for him.

>What do you think working in Hell is like?
pic related.

>What do you think Janna is using her new powers for?
Be freeER and carelessER than she ever was before.

>What do you suppose WAR PLANET does with all the bodies?
Well, it doesn't seem WAR PLANET uses necromancy at large, but I could be wrong.

Probably a case of "Onions Green is people."
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>>2758996
>Is Anon fine with the fact his boi is a budding Apex predator?
I mean, he certainly loves him the way he is, but he wishes that he could properly train him to eat when and what you told him to. While funny, it's not really right you let him eat whatever he wants.

>How does Anon mess with Bow for funtime pet shenanigans?
He ties a stick to it's tail and asks it to fetch it. Then watches him run on circles for hours until it tires up.

>Was Wondy ever invited to eat with Luna and Anon?
Not. Yet. Anon probably feels it's too awkward, but isn't against the idea.

>How does Anon feel about the fact he's kidnapped the first good father he met in outer space?
Feels bad for Olson, not so much for Wondervon.
However, he does likes to spy on them interacting with each other when Wondervon forgets they're always being watched by either Anon or Luna.

>Super soaker
>or
>Nerf?
Airsoft.

>What do you think Anon's dreams are like now?
Mostly surrealist and confusing, bordering on comically absurd.
Other times? Serene, but aimless, like being on an endless prairie, trying to find the owner of a voice that calls to you on the wind but never getting to do so before you wake up.

>What was his favorite thing to do over at the Diaz's?
Play vidya with Marco. Getting to have dinner with him and his family. Forget his troubles, even if temporarily.

>What item of the Diaz's did Anon steal to remember them by?
A picture of his family. Also one of Marco's hoodies. Used.
Also he placed a set of sexy lingerie of Marco's size in his underwear drawer.

>>2759353
>Which of Anon's spells do you think represent him?
I... don't think Anon has any spells of his own. Practically every spell he uses was previously created by Luna/Glossaryk, even the combination ones.+
The only spell he has ever created is Massacre Wave and he NEEDS Muscles to cast it. And it's a purely destructive spell that he can only ever use to lash out against his enemies.

It's... a bit sad, really.




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