>>2693834
Is Alex best girl?

Short answer: Yes

Long answer: This quest

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>>2693834
Today I will remind them.

I'M Camelia!?

>>2693834
REMINDER THAT RENTING AN SUV IS THE BEST CHOICE.

>>2693834
Oh boy time for the ride to never end

>>2693839
Thank you for this

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March 10, 2015

It's a dreary Tuesday afternoon with evening fast approaching when you and Cerise arrive at the graveyard.

According to Cerise, it's been about half a year since her last visit. She says she left flowers for them at the time. You're not sure whether it's more bitter to see that the flowers are totally gone now - removed by some groundskeeper, probably - than it would have been to see them sitting on the granite grave markers all rotted away.

Cerise lays a wreath on dad's gravestone, along with a copy of today's newspaper. You lay a bouquet of white and pink camellias on mom's grave, along with a few packages of baker's chocolate.

"This is stupid," you grumble. "Waste of good chocolate if you ask me."

"I didn't ask you," says Cerise, fiddling with the flowers lining the wreath on dad's grave.

"They don't need this junk. It's just gonna sit here for a few days and then get swept into the garbage."

Cerise stands. "It's not for them. It's for us. To remember them by."

"I hate this," you say flatly. You look around the neat rows of graves in the well-groomed grass expanse of the cemetery. You're the only ones here today, it seems. "We're not visiting mom and dad. We're visiting their corpses. We came out here to stand over a couple boxes full of their decaying bodies."

"Why would you say something like that?" Cerise snaps. Her eyes are full of anger. "That's vile."

"It's true."

"What do you know about the truth, Alabaster?" Cerise says. "You think you know everything, you think you're better than everyone. But you don't and you aren't. How dare you come along just to snipe at me for how I find peace?"

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You soften your tone. You don't want to fight - not today. "I didn't mean to be like that. I just want to understand, that's all. What do you get out of this?"

Cerise folds her arms and stares at the sky, thinking. "It's a way to remind myself that they really existed. Sometimes my memories of what things were like... start to feel like a dream I had a long time ago. But if I come here and sit down by their graves, I know that it was all real. All the happiness I had back then was real. I really played Go Fish with mom, I really helped dad build my first bike. I really taught you your ABCs and made you show them what you learned, and they were really so proud of us."

"...You taught me my ABCs?"

"Of course I did. No one else wanted to deal with your whiny toddler ass."

You put your hands in your coat pocket as a buffeting wind picks up from the north. You turn and peer down at their headstones.

THOMAS SOLILOQUY
Father, Husband, Aviator
November 22, 1968 - March 10, 2014

SCARLETT SOLILOQUY
Mother, Wife, Homemaker
September 30, 1974 - March 10, 2014

They're so nondescript - practically anonymous - but it was all you could afford with the assistance provided by the state for final expenses.

"I used to come here all the time," Cerise continues. "I'd talk to them and tell them how things were going. It made me feel better..."

She trails off, but then picks up the thread of conversation again after several long moments. "I know someone like you would never understand, but I can feel their presence when I talk to them here."

"Why did you stop coming?" You ask.

Cerise forces a chuckle. "When you got arrested... it was a little embarrassing to tell them how bad you fucked up. They don't need to know everything."

"Well, it's fine now," you say. "You can tell them I'm free and clear. And that I even have a clean bill of mental health."

"Let's not go that far," Cerise says.

Nevertheless, she sits down indian style by mom's grave and starts talking. "Don't mind Alabaster," she says. "He's still the same old jerk he's always been. Hope you don't mind that I brought him along this time... even if he's annoying."

Over the next half hour, Cerise talks nonstop to the graves and you feel a bit abashed just watching it, but it's nice to hear her speak so much. You normally don't talk that often, these days.

You interject here and there, always to Cerise and not to the hypothetical audience of mom and dad. You get a bit more comfortable with the circumstances as time goes on. But with the sun setting, soon it's time go.

Cerise stands, dusting off the seat of her pants. "Ready?" She says.

"Yeah--" you start, but something holds you back. A flash of an idea - a chance to do something that's been gnawing at you.

You think quick for an excuse, and come up with this: "Go ahead and pull the car around. I've got a phone call I need to make. This is the only place I've had good reception all day."

Cerise gives you a strange look, but doesn't argue.

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>>2693859

>Cerise lays a wreath on dad's gravestone, along with a copy of today's newspaper.

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>>2693859
>Dad got his newspaper

>>2693859
>along with a copy of today's newspaper
Top tier

>pink camellias
Scary

Also I know Alabaster is kinda being needlessly cruel about it but his way of thinking os actually more healthy than Cerise's. You shouldn't let the dead drag your life down

Why must every episode of season 2 begin with pain OP? I love how it's managed to guilt most of these anons into playing as a better person, just like last season

>>2693882
>Alabaster can converse with Dad without Dad ever saying a word
>Cerise can converse with Mom without Mom ever saying a word

>>2693882
This timeline is suffering.

>>2693859
>white and pink camellias
hmmm

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You poke at the frozen yogurt with your plastic spoon. This crap is in the uncanny valley of ice cream. Not distant enough from ice cream to be enjoyable in its own right like sherbet, but not similar enough to pass as an acceptable substitute.

"I wanted Jack in the Box," you grouse. "I can't believe I let you drag me to a fucking juice bar."

Kay sips at her bubble tea. Her face is partially shadowed by the umbrella over the outdoor table you sit at. "I have a strict rule of one shitty meal per day. We had Mickey D's in the morning so I can't eat fast food again until tomorrow."

"This isn't shitty?" You respond. You lift the spoon above the paper container and let the frozen yogurt run in gloopy drops off of it. Next to you, Cerise groans in disgust.

Kay pulls the straw from her transparent cup. The straw's plastic squeals obnoxiously against the edge of the hole in the dome over the cup's top, making you wince. She puts the straw in her mouth and uses it as a pea shooter to splat you with a tapioca ball.

"What the f--" you begin.

"I can't help it if you chose something gross," Kay says. "Make better choices next time."

Surreptitiously, Cerise reaches below the table and lets Lady, who's tethered to the metal patio table, lap at her own frozen yogurt. Meanwhile, Rose chokes back a kale salad that she insists is "actually really quite good." (The more intensifiers Rose heaps into a sentence, the more disingenuous she's being, you've found.)

Kay tugs back the arm of her peacoat and checks her wristwatch. "It's early yet," she says. "If we hit the road now, we can get there around 9 PM and be back in Palo Alto by early Monday morning."

"That's a hell of a road trip," Cerise says.

"I'm going one way or another, so don't wait up," Kay replies.

"And how exactly do you intend to find those coordinates without using a phone that someone could track you through?" You say.

Kay pulls Camelia's pocket watch from her coat. She dangles it by the chain. "Your terrorist gf was kind enough to set this watch to GMT. With a sextant, I can calculate our coordinates just fine. Old trick imparted by Uncle Sam."

"I guess we'll just pull some centuries-old nautical tech out of our asses, then," you say.

"Out of mine, maybe," Kay says. "I almost sat on the sextant Camelia left in your back seat when we left the prison."

"She left a--" Rose starts to say, but can't seem to get the taste of kale from her mouth. Instead of finishing the thought, she sucks on her glass of water.

"If you three don't want to tag along," Kay says, "drop me at the rent-a-car place we passed on our way here. I don't mind taking a hike with just me and Lady. We need an off-road vehicle to get where we're going anyway. An older one, preferably."

[ ] Let her go on her own.
[ ] Go with her. [Choose whether Rose and/or Cerise go too.]
[ ] Suggest regrouping and trying on another day.

>>2693897
I mean, fair enough, but Cerise's way of dealing with trauma involved wasting chocolate and Alabaster's involved arson

>>2693859
>Cerise lays a wreath on dad's gravestone, along with a copy of today's newspaper

That one hurt

>>2693882
>THOMAS SOLILOQUY
Well I guess we're not our dad anymore

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Time for the real best quest on 4chan. I'm here on time and feeling very warm.

>>2693907
>Go with her [Rose and Cerise can tag along too]

>>2693907
>Kay using her LANDNAV SKILLS
Told you nerds.
>Camelia left us a sextant
Worrying, but okay.

>[x] Go with her. [Bring Rose and Cerise]

>>2693907
>[ ] Go with her. [Choose whether Rose and/or Cerise go too.]
Have us rent a car, and let rose and Cerise go home.

>>2693907
[X] Go with her. With Rose and Cerise.

>>2693907
>[ ] Go with her. [With Rose and Cerise]

No reason to break up the party just yet.

>>2693907
>[x] Go with her, Rose, and Cerise

>>2693907
>[x] Go with her. And Cerise and Rose.

>>2693834
>[X] Go with her.
[X]Cerise and Rose.
I want to get to the bottom of this shit. I want answers.

>>2693915

I'm pretty sure he changed his name in the first one too.

>>2693907
>[x] Go with her. Rose and Cerise comes along too.

>>2693907
>[ ] Go with her. [Bring Rose]

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>>2693907
REGROUP YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
>[x] Suggest regrouping and trying on another day.

>>2693907
>[x] Go with her. [Bring Cerise and Rose.]

>>2693907
>Your terrorist gf
Why does everybody keep calling her that

>[ ] Go with her. (Rose & Cerise)

>>2693916
I FUCKING KNEW YOU DID THIS QUEST. THERE WAS TOO MUCH EVIDENCE TO DENY

>>2693944
In the original Season 2 writeup, he introduced himself to Scarlet (one T) as Alexander Soliloquy.
We uh, kind of already have an Alexander this time around, so that quashes at least one of my theories phew.

>>2693882
we need a repeat of this scene with Alabaster coming to the graves alone

>"Dad, even though your not saying anything I still feel like your here with me."
>Alabaster leaves a newspaper on his grave.

>>2693907
>[X] Go with her.
No Rose, no Cerise

>>2693907
>[X] Go with her. [Bring Rose and Cerise, if they want to.]

>>2693911
>Still believing that Alabaster caused the fire
Also I was specifically talking about the current way we're handling it

>>2693915
The gap between Alabaster and Alexander is understandable but Thomas seems too out there to me

>>2693967
>tfw alex is actually us after time traveling, somehow

>>2693907
[ ] Go with her with Rose and Cerise
>Rose chokes back a kale salad that she insists is "actually really quite good."
I think this is my favorite thing about Rose. She tries so hard to be the model SJW but there are so many little aspects of it that she hates.

>>2693882
These Cerise scenes keep me going

>>2693984
Meant to reply to >>2693944 for the second one

Also, don't forget guys, Thomas is our middle name.

>>2693967

Obviously Alex wouldn't be our dad, he barely has a Y chromosome. Although it would explain our impressive trap potential.

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What do you guys do while waiting?

I play Ultimate General: Civil War

>>2693907
>[x] Go with her. [Bring Rose and Cerise]

>>2693999
So is mine.

>>2694020
A-Alabaster?!

>>2694017
I shitpost in other quests.

Side comment: If Camelia is us, does that make a woman more like us than Rose?

>>2694020
S3 in this reality next. OP a pro.

>>2693967
>>2693987
>>2694001
You didn't know? Turning you into a trap is a common side effect of time traveling

>>2694017
Either creating D&D characters (which I'll be posting the last few at the end of this episode) or playing EDF.
I should really work on my setting.

>>2694029
*make her

>>2694017
I'm about to put on some music.
Last week I listened to Haruomi Hosono- Pacific
Now I'm probably gonna listen to Midori and Toshiki Kadomatsu.

>>2694017
Working as usual.

>>2693999
Oh is it? Then nevermind we could still 100% be our dad

>>2694017
Normally I drink excessively while waiting warmly

Today, drinking moderately and Hearts of Iron

>>2694053
Hearts of iron 3 or 4?

>>2694017
Get high and watch Trailer Park Boys while browsing sadpanda

>>2694017
Sims 3

>>2694017
R6 Siege. I tab back in inbetween games and rounds. I'm no speed reader by any means, so this means I'll be waay behind on stuff as the night goes on

>>2694017
Playing World of Warcraft 'cause I'm a fat NEET.

>>2694017
REmake

>>2694017
/a/ and /g/ shitposting.

>>2693984
Why do people think Cerise caused the fire?

>>2694081
Damning circumstantial evidence that not only vindicates Ally, but also leaves room for only one possibility. Pretty lengthy dissertations in the last two threads.

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[x] Go with her. [with Rose and Cerise in tow]

You and Rose wait on pleather chairs that have obviously seen better days as Kay haggles with the hirsute man behind the counter at AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Used Rental Cars.

That's 21 A's. You counted. Apparently getting the first listing in the yellow pages is still a concern for some businesses.

The tile floor is grimy with who knows what and the air smells vaguely like sour milk. The newest car on the lot is a '12, but Kay chose a '98 - low tech, untraceable. And cheap.

"One day, 50 dollar," the man says in a thick middle eastern accent.

"45," Kay says.

"One day, 50 dollar."

Kay drums her fingers on the countertop. "That piece of shit Grand Cherokee's blue book is barely 50 dollars. Are you a businessman or a highway robber, Mr. Mauda?"

"Is she really arguing over five dollars?" Rose asks you from the corner of her mouth. "My goodness."

You shrug. "I think it's more the principle of the thing," you reply.

"One day, 50 dollar," the man says again.

"I can go to Thrifty," Kay sneers. "Do you want me to go to Thrifty? I will walk out that fucking door right now and take my business to Thrifty. Watch me."

He squints at her, sizing her up. She doesn't so much as blink.

"You have animal?" He says.

You glance out the window, to the curb where Cerise is playing tug-o-war with Lady - using his own leash as the toy.

"No," Kay says. "No animals."

"You fill tank when you return," the man says. "Or extra fee incurs. Any damage, you pay. 45 dollar."

Kay counts out the money and hands it over. The man hands her a key on a dingy plastic fob.

"I'll take one of these, too," Kay says, grabbing a road map from a turnstile on the countertop. "Thanks, buddy."

"Hmmph," the man grunts.

"Let's go," Kay says, passing by you and Rose, slinging her purse over her shoulder, tucking the map under her arms. "Time's ticking."

On her way out, she doesn't even try to conceal that she actually does "have animal." She pats her knee and beckons Lady to come. "Here boy," she says, plainly audible through the closing glass door.

You and Rose stand.

"Hey," the man behind the counter calls after you. "You tell that crazy woman that she damage car she pay. I have license on record."

What the man behind the counter doesn't know is that Kay used a fake driver's license to conduct this transaction. ("It scored me beer when I was under 21," Kay explained, showing you an old California driver's license identifying her as a 30-year-old neamed Kim O Chee. "And it's been a real workhorse ever since.")

Finally caught up.

Now let's find out why we're involved in the Human Instrumentality Project!

>>2694081
The way that people act when referring to the incident makes no sense if Alabaster was the culprit. They never come out and say it but it's too weird if there's no twist

And Cerise being the culprit answers pretty much everything

>>2694090
>showing you an old California driver's license identifying her as a 30-year-old neamed Kim O Chee.

Of course.

>>2694090
>Kim O Chee
Google says Kimochi is "The Feeling

>>2694017
Working on my own quest.

>>2694090
>'98
Perfect. Now I feel safe. Is Lady microchipped?
>Kim O. Chee
Uhhhhhhh

>>2694081
It's more interesting that way

>>2694090
>old California driver's license identifying her as a 30-year-old neamed Kim O Chee
Only an Olivia reference left to complete this.

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>>2694090
>Kim O Chee
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anyone familiar with Archimedes Sand Reckoner?

I'm reading about it right now.

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>>2694090

> Kim O Chee

HOW DEEP IS THIS RABBIT HOLE

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>>2694090
>Kim O Chee
I can see the similarities. Except the eyebrows.

>>2694126
Yeah, I was delving into it in the first thread it was mentioned. Nigga practically invented exponents.

>>2694090
>Kim O Chee
Worst fucking girl

>>2694109
I'm curious which one?

>>2694017

Watching SGDQ and Toonami at the same time.

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>>2694090
>Kim O' Chee

Motherfucker.

>>2694090
I call shenanigans.

>>2694058
HoI4

>>2694090
>Kim O Chee

i don't get it

>>2694166
https://m.imgur.com/IjmHf4u
The old Season 2 character guide.

>>2694163
pleb

Play HOI 3 with black ice mod

>>2694017
Write my shit quest and play Civ 4 during down time.

>>2694090

>identifying her as a 30-year-old named Kim O Chee

You clever bastard, I wish I was this funny.

>>2694172

'kay buds

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Kay sits at the driver's wheel, the map opened against it. She traces a route with a ballpoint pen.

"We can go through northern Nevada," she says. "Probably a bit longer by distance... but we can put pedal to medal on the highways out there and cut some time off the trip overall."

"Sounds fine," you say. "Just as long as this junker doesn't break down in the middle of the Mojave. How many miles did this thing have on it again?"

"230,000," Rose says, frowning, leaning forward to read off the odometer.

"It'll get us there," Kay says. She pets the dash like it's her dog. "Jeeps are reliable. They're fine past 300k, no sweat. This baby'll purr."

She puts the key in the ignition and turns it. The car whines, tries to turn over, and falls dead again.

"Purr, huh?" you say.

"That was a test start," Kay says. She tries again. The car shudders - once, twice - and then finally roars to life.

"See?" She says.

At that moment, the glove compartment pops open for absolutely no discernible reason. You try to latch it shut again but it won't stick. You'll have to ride with its door sitting in your lap.

Kay pulls out of the parking lot of the rental car place and you begin the long journey.

>>2694170
>https://m.imgur.com/IjmHf4u
Holy fuck I barely remember season 2 at all. I might have missed it.

>>2694194
>230k
jesus fucking christ

>>2694196
Congrats, you just read it. Besides a couple of sample pages from the pastebin, that's all that existed.

>>2694196
Season 2 never happened. OP just posted a synopsis of what would have happened in it after he called it quits.

>>2694194
So are we gonna race or is Kay? I would assume us because we're the starting pic for once but I don't know

>>2694197
My ‘92 4runner just hit 200 last week. Shit’s nothing.

>>2694192
Write faster *WHIP*. Back in the dungeon you go

>>2694197
My brother's truck is at 500k. It wants to die, but it still works.

>>2694237
When do you think the first whipping will happen in this timeline?

>>2694246
While fucking Rose would be the obvious choice but punishing Vivian or Alex with a whip would be a possibility I'd like to see

Test

>>2694309
Genki daio.
Anyone else?

>>2694309
We’re just waiting warmly, anon.

>>2694314
No, OP posted on Twitter that he was having problems also. Hopefully just a hiccup that's been fixed, we don't need another Timeless Ten.

While we wait for OP to unfuck himself, what kind of music do you guys think Cerise would play when you hand her the aux cord?

W-what's happening?

>>2694343
The boat arc but this time the boat is the beach

>>2694343
https://twitter.com/CeriseSoliloquy/status/1013263584577679361

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Oh no

>You must come to your own decision based on your own reckoning.

What did Darkbloom mean by this?

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>>2694354

Hey what do you know, I had this same problem, took a whole day before it went away though, damn it all, I'm busy as hell tomorrow.

Looks like we'll staying warm for a good while anons.

>>2694371
>[x] Punish Rose for her insolence.

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Less than an hour on, the city has already given way to lonely, dusty desert highways. It's a real drag, not having your phone with you - you're not really sure what you ever did with yourself before the advent of mobile shitposting.

"Ever been to Nevada?" Kay asks you, making small talk.

"His buddy Stackleford has," Cerise says from the backseat, snickering.

"He is not my buddy," you say.

"Could have fooled me," Kay says. "When I interviewed him, he wouldn't shut up about how cool you are. As far as he's concerned, you're his only real friend at Darkbloom Analytics."

You almost feel bad about that, until Kay continues: "he wanted me to publish his Naruto fanfiction in the LA Tribune... weird guy. I told him I'd be in touch if we ever establish a fanfiction section."

Rose laughs cruelly. "Stacklebeard's always been the only loser on the planet even worse than Alabaster. Alabaster doesn't like him, but he keeps him around so he can look good by comparison."

Kay glances at Rose in the rearview. "He mentioned you, too, come to think of it. He claims you two dated in high school, pretty seriously too."

Rose lets out a choked gasp of indignation. She once allowed Stackleford to take her on a date as part of some baroque attempt to make you jealous, after a girl in the student council asked you to prom. Rose then spent the rest of her time in high school ghosting Stackleford and trying to ignore his increasingly desperate texts, IMs, calls, gifts and visits to the Mallory house. It was kind of like how a Rhesus monkey baby will imprint on a terry cloth with a milk bottle taped to it - Stackleford transferred his hopeless infatuation from Whitney to Rose.

"It's not true," Rose says, gritting her teeth. "We never dated."

"It was love at first sight," you cut in. "Real hot and heavy. He was schtupping her every night. It kept me awake, listening to the bed springs squeak... I don't know how she didn't suffocate with all that flab crushing her..."

Kay half-laughs, half-groans in disgust.

"That isn't true!" Rose cries. "It's a dirty lie!"

"When he dumped her, she was absolutely devastated," you say. "She kept going on and on about how she gave her 'precious flower' to him and how she was so sad that she wouldn't be able to marry him--"

"You're a fucking LIAR!!!" Rose shrieks, kicking the back of your seat. "You're a-- that's a lie! It's a fake! You're fake news, Alabaster!!"

You try to say something else, but Rose's barrage of kicks to the back of your seat make it hard to speak. It's only when Lady starts barking at her that she finally quits.

[ ] Punish Rose for her insolence.
[ ] Continue to banter with Kay.

>>2694371
FAKE NEWS CONFIRMED

[punish rose]
i like bullying mami- i mean rose

>>2694381
>[x] Continue to banter with Kay.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, after all.

>>2694381
[punish]
sexually

>>2694381
>[x] Punish Rose for her insolence.

>>2694381
He lives!

>>2694381
>[x] Continue to banter with Kay.
Aaaand we're back!

>first time i've been in time to actually vote on the choices
Let's go babeeeey

>>2694381
[X] Continue banter with Kay
She may deserve lady-dick, but nobody deserves to have "dated stackleford" rubbed in their face. Absolutely nobody.

>>2694381
[x] Punish Rose for her insolence..

>>2694381
>[x] Continue to banter with Kay.

>>2694381
>WE’RE BACK
BLESSED VIVIAN
>[x] Continue to banter with Kay.

>>2694381
>[x] Continue to banter with Kay.

>>2694381
Or not

>[X] Punish Rose for her insolence.

>Rose
>Screaming about fake news.

I was looking for an excuse to abuse her today. This works.

>>2694381
>[x] Punish Rose for her insolence.
>[x] Continue to banter with Kay.
Punishment can come later. When she doesn't expect it.

>>2694381
>[ ] Continue to banter with Kay.
Always stick with the bantz.

>>2694381
[X] Continue to banter with Kay.

>>2694381
>[ ] Continue to banter with Kay.

>>2694381
>[x] bantz

So season 2 was going to be magical girl stuff?

>>2694381
>[X] Continue to banter with Kay.

>>2694415
And magical boy!

>I'm on time for the first time, but that means I have to wait
FUCK

[x] Sick bantz

Ally deserved this kicks. Rose stayed pure for him!

>[X]Punish Rose for her insolence
But really, why not both?

>>2694328
https://youtu.be/HEXWRTEbj1I

>>2694381
>[ ] Punish Rose for her insolence.

>>2694421
>421
What did he mean by this?

>>2694381
>[x] Continue to banter with Kay.

>>2694381
[ ] Continue to banter with Kay.
As much as I love to punish Rose I wanna learn more about Kay. She's one of the least developed characters and even though I'm not to eager to fuck her the back and forth between her and Ally is always fun

>When I interviewed him, he wouldn't shut up about how cool you are.
Christ. He's just as obsessed with Alabaster as Rose

>You're fake news, Alabaster!!"
Rose and Whitney always have the most memeable lines.

Looks like it's banter, with the possibility of punishment at a later time.

>>2694442
good shit

>>2694442
I love you OP Studios, you never fail to deliver.

>>2694381
>[ ] Continue to banter with Kay.

>>2694442
Can't wait to win the race and then fuck Rose to release all the adrenaline we have left in our body

>>2694381
[x] Continue to banter with Kay.

>>2694328
>>2694433
https://youtu.be/SVOuYquXuuc

so is this the most popular quest on qst by far?

>>2694381
>[X] Continue to banter with Kay.

To hell with Rose, we're having fun

>>2694381
>It was kind of like how a Rhesus monkey baby will imprint on a terry cloth with a milk bottle taped to it - Stackleford transferred his hopeless infatuation from Whitney to Rose.

Jesus that's dark

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>>2694442
we're approaching levels of based that shouldn't even be possible

>>2694464
YES is some good road trip music.

What are the odds of Steven going full 'nano machines, son' on Alabaster?

>>2694472
We're in the darkest timeline and considering how Dark Season 1 was...

Will Stackleford get a redemption arc?

>>2694467
If include season 1 which was on a big board like /a/ then by far yes. I know PGQ was also really big but I'm not sure if it beats the scope of FQ

>>2694484
Who the fuck is Steven? You gotta respark my memory anon

>>2694328
I don't know but I would trust her with the aux cord a million times more than Rose or Kay
>>2694464
Good shit!

>>2694495
Nah, he's going to be played for laughs forever

>>2694381
>[ ] Continue to banter with Kay.

>>2694498
>Who the fuck is Steven?
Steven Armstrong, he the Senator Darkbloom talks to.

>>2694511
Former Senator, now DA board member. C'mon, son.

>>2694467
Oh shit I forgot about MGNQ. That's definently the biggest by far. It's the longest quest on this entire board with over 300 threads iirc.

Just looking at the Twitter's will show you it's scope. OP and the qm of PGQ both have around 300 followers on Twitter. While Deculture (MGNQ) has over 2500!

>>2694328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enzxdvo8NOk

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>[x] Continue to banter with Kay.

"I'm sorry that my first cousin once removed is such a pain," you tell Kay. "She can't help herself. Hardly better than an orangutan, impulse-control-wise."

"That's rich, coming from you," Rose says. "If someone drew a vagina on a wasp nest, you'd probably put your dick in it."

"Draw a vagina on your vagina and let's put that theory to the test," you say.

Rose chuffs, folds her arms, and stares out the window. Nothing beats beating her in a back-and-forth.

"If they had a Nobel prize for advancements in fucked up family dynamics, you guys would be shoe-ins," Kay says. She fiddles with the A/C knob - the desert sun beating through the windows is starting to make things a bit toasty. A sign on the roadside welcomes you to Nevada - the Silver State.

"Why are we even letting you tag along?" You say. "I'm starting to think that that Dr. Carte person was right. You're just a vulture."

"I hope I'm cuter than that," Kay says. "Anyway, good luck finding your latitude and longitude without me. At least not without Daddy Darkbloom coming a-knockin'. Or worse."

"I don't get wanting to be famous," you say. "What makes you so obsessed with being the best reporter, or whatever?"

"If you're not the best at what you do, why bother?" Kay says. She winks at you. "A wise man once said: it's not enough that I should succeed..."

"Don't quote me at me," you say. "It's not as clever as you think it is."

Kay frowns. "Like you didn't steal it from an internet meme. You aren't as clever as you think you are, either. Impressive to little girls, maybe, but I can see right through it."

"Yeah?" You say. "I guess being 52 comes with its perks."

Kay sticks her tongue out at you. "If I can look like this at 52, I'll be doing pretty good. Right, Lady?"

Lady perks his ears up at the mention of his name and makes eye contact with his master in the mirror. Kay blows him a kiss, which bizarrely, Lady seems to return by quickly licking his chops. He puts his head back in Cerise's lap.

"So what are you," you ask Kay, "a crazy dog lady?"

Lady perks his ears up again.

"Not you," you tell him. "Your owner."

He puts his head down.

"No one I've ever dated had the cojones to bite a stalker in their dick," Kay says. "Lady did. Way more reliable than a man."

"Keep a lot of Skippy in your cabinet?" You say.

"That's disgusting," Kay says. "Anyway, I prefer Jif."

>>2694495
No. It would defeat the whole point the "that one cringy retarded friend who're supposed to hate" character if he had a serious arc dedicated to him

>>2694511
Oh yeah. Everyone calls him Armstrong so I never bothered to remember his first name

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"This is all off the record," you tell her. "I'm serious. I don't want to read about how Alabaster Soliloquy puts his dick in wasp nests in the news tomorrow."

"Maybe you should stop putting your dick in wasp nests, then," Kay says. "As if you read the news anyway. I think the median age of my audience is somewhere north of 70."

The car lurches suddenly. The check engine light comes on, burning an angry red on the console.

"Fuck," Kay says.

"What was that about how this baby'll purr?" You say.

"Shut up," Kay says. She keeps driving.

"Are you gonna check the engine?" You ask.

"We need to keep going," she insists. "The check engine light doesn't mean anything."

You arch an eyebrow. "I'm no mechanic, but I'm pretty sure it means to check the engine."

"I drove on a check engine light for 4 years when I was first out of the air force," she says. "It's fine. Not something I'd expect a child of privilege like you to understand. You haven't ever owned a car that's older than you are."

>>2694548
>"No one I've ever dated had the cojones to bite a stalker in their dick

Is this not a thing people do?

>>2694548
>"So what are you," you ask Kay, "a crazy dog lady?"
>Lady perks his ears up again.
>"Not you," you tell him. "Your owner."
>He puts his head down.

It's the little things in this quest.

>>2694548
Lady is a good boy

>>2694556
>"What was that about how this baby'll purr?" You say.
Alabaster is a snarky little shit and I love it

>>2694381
>You're fake news, Alabaster!!"
This cracked me up more than it should.

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> Impressive to little girls, maybe, but I can see right through it.

What are the chances she knows about pantygate 2018?

>>2694586
Why would she know? Unless she sniffs Vivian's panties for our cum she shouldn't know about it.

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Nevada's highways are as desolate as the reputation that precedes them suggests. There is nothing to look at for miles in any direction besides sagebrush and rocks.

As you drive through a sleepy town named Felicity, Kay pulls off into the parking lot of a Walmart. She keeps the car running as she steps out and pops the hood. You follow her out to stretch your legs.

"I guess you're not immune to good advice after all," you say.

"I didn't like the sound the engine was making," she explains. "It had nothing to do with the light."

"Right..." you mutter.

She pulls a long, thin metal... thing... from the engine, holds it up and squints at it.

"Fucker's dry as a bone," she murmurs. "Jesus Christ."

"Is that a problem?" You say.

She looks at you like you're the biggest idiot on the planet. "Is that a problem? Yeah. A dry dipstick is a pretty big problem. We'll need at least five or six quarts of oil. Might as well buy a shovel or three while we're here, too."

"Be my guest," you say. "We'll wait here."

"Go screw yourself," Kay says. "I'm too busy being useful in other ways right now. I need to check our longitude and see whether we're east or west of the coordinates."

You sigh and shake your head.

[ ] Go in with Rose.
[ ] Go in with Cerise.
[ ] Send Rose and Cerise, stay with Kay.

>>2694606
[ ] Go in with Cerise.

>>2694606
>[X ] Go in with Rose.

>>2694606
>[X] Go in with Cerise.
Family bonding.

>>2694606

>[ ] Go in with Rose.

INSOLENCE

>>2694606
>[x] Go in with Cerise.

>>2694606
>[x] Send Rose and Cerise, stay with Kay.

>>2694606
Raping rose on isle three!
>[ ] Go in with Rose.

>>2694606
>[ ] Go in with Rose.

>>2694606
>[ ] Send Rose and Cerise, stay with Kay.

>>2694606
>[X] Go in with Cerise

I love my onee-chan!

>>2694606
>[x] Send Rose and Cerise, stay with Kay.

>>2694606
[ ] Send Rose and Cerise, stay with Kay.

>[x] Go in with Cerise.

>>2694606
>[x] Go in with Cerise.
I've been on a lot of long road trips. You definitely don't want to spend all your time talking to only one person.

>>2694606
>[ ] Go in with Rose.
Just don't make a scene and end up on the news.

>>2694606
>[X] Go in with Rose.

>>2694606
>[ ] Go in with Cerise.
We're gonna punish Rose later and I feel like we still have a lot more to see of Kay in this episode so let's give Cerise a little bit of our time

>>2694606
>Ally doesn’t know what a dipstick is

Sasuga, Ally.

>[x] Send Rose and Cerise, stay with Kay

>>2694606
>[x] Go in with Cerise.

>>2694606
[X] Go in with Cerise.

>>2694606
>[ ] Go in with Cerise.
So engine oil, coolant, a dozen eggs, epoxy putty, three shovels, a saw, zip ties, an inflatable beach mattress and an air pump.

>>2694606
>[X] Send Rose and Cerise, stay with Kay.
Let's see how a sextant works

>>2694606
>[ ] Go in with Cerise.

Also, my opinion of Kay has really gone up by exposure to her. She was pretty meh before tonight. But she holds her own with Alabaster’s banter, which makes her cool in my book.

>>2694655
It’s broad daylight now, it won’t work without the stars

>>2694606
>[X] Send Rose and Cerise, stay with Kay.
I legit wonder how can we get in the Kay Pusay. I don't really see a way in.

>>2694654
Oh yeah forgot to mention to pay BY CASH only. Darkbloom’s probably got tracking software on credit card transactions.

>>2694665
Don't need to mention it - that was already covered before we left for the prison. We didn't even BRING our cards.

>>2694606
>[ ] Go in with Cerise.

>>2694660
Which is why I want to see Kay make it work

>>2694606
>[ ] Go in with Cerise.

>>2694665
Oh shit if Ally's dumb enough to not know what a dipstick is there's no way he's gonna remember to do that

>>2694606
>[x] Send Rose and Cerise, stay with Kay.

>>2694657
Agreed. I like Kay's banter (specifically with Alabaster) a lot. The only problem is that I have literally zero desire to fuck her

>>2694679
Good because she's actually a guy.

>[x] Go in with Cerise.

Ok. Shopping with onee!

>>2694685
I love onee-sama!

>>2694676
There's a big difference between not knowing car lingo and being actually retarded. Alabaster literally got a car a couple of weeks ago so it's not like it would come up. Hell I don't even know what a dipstick is.

I voted Cerise because I see no reason to beat up Rose in the middle of a road trip.

>>2694685
I'm okay with this.

Sex in a Wallmart Bathroom. Truly we have come a long way.

Man, this trip reminds me of sneaking into the Darkbloom residence in season 1.

>>2694695
I voted Kay but beating Rose up for no reason is half the fun!

>>2694695
To be fair, if there's every a time and place to fight with your cousin in public, it's Walmart.

>>2694695
Why do we need a reason to beat up Rose?

>>2694712
Agreed. We blew it, dudes.

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>[x] Go in with Cerise.

Cerise steps out of the Jeep. She arches her spine, hands against the back of her hips, stretching languidly and yawning. "Fuck it's hot out here," she says.

You catch a glimpse of her pale midriff as she stretches and you try not to leer. After all the weird sexual misadventures lately, the line between appropriate and inappropriate sibling behavior has been pretty much obliterated. But the lingering taboo keeps you from really embracing that.

"Wanna go buy some stuff?" You offer.

"Yeah, I need air conditioning that actually works worth a shit. Some beer, too."

"Do not leave me alone with this animal!" Rose says, shirking away in her seat from a lazily sleeping Lady.

Kay looks up from the map where she's carefully measuring distances and doing back of the envelope calculations. (She's just trying to ballpark the location for now - precision coordinate calculations will have to wait for nighttime, she says.)

"That's a good point," Kay tells Rose. "Lady needs a walk. Would you be so kind--"

"No," Rose says. "No. No. NO."

"Thanks," Kay says as she shakes Lady awake. She hands Rose the leash. Rose looks at the dog with bulging eyes, like he's a hideous monster about to devour her alive.

You turn and walk towards the store with Cerise.

(waiting, warmly, yadda yadda)

>>2694723
>incest at walmart
let's go babeeeyyyy


OP does Wait Warmly always mean a sex scene?

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>>2694723
>yadda yadda
So what’s the deal with incest?

>>2694723
Even when we ditch her, we punish Rose.

>>2694723
I demand Rose and The Knot

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>>2694723
>Rose gets ladied offscreen

>>2694090

Anybody else imagined the store owner looking like that corrupt car dealership owner from GTA V?

>>2694731
>>2694734
Fuck off you cucks.

>>2694731
Can you knot?

>>2694734
Even better, OP continuously implies that Rose got ladied, but it's never confirmed, so it's left opened.

She didn't.

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>>2694723

Be honest: do you think OP is going to do a bestiality scene? I feel like this is just Season 2’s NTR scare, OP constantly threatening it for laffs.

>>2694738
Imagine being unironically afraid of getting NTR'd by an -actual dog-

>>2694747
Hell no. Ally is the only one allowed to use his penis.

Here's the FQ soundtrack to keep you all warm: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQuvSDXjKZJorc3fQc6sohLp2Io02-mqh

>>2694748
Everyone knows they're just waiting to replace those H*man bois.

>>2694744
it all comes down to the one scene where Alaaster doesn't haterape Rose and she cannot get in the zone

>>2693907
>"I can't help it if you chose something gross," Kay says. "Make better choices next time."
WAIT FUCK WHAT DID WE DO

>>2694748
You've read approximately 100% fewer H-doujins than you really need to to understand why but honestly the idea concept is miserable

>>2694734
Fuck that. If Rose gets bestiality'd offscreen literally nobody would be happy. I can barely accept bestiality now but if it happens without Alabaster's command I'd feel cheated and pissed

>>2694768
I get what you mean, but honestly I think It's more likely Cerise would be the one get the knot. She's incredibly lonely, curious how a dick would feel and she's from the anime where one of the characters taking the knot is a common joke. She's not that character, but still.

You people aren't degenerate enough.

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"How many different kinds of motor oil are there?" you say, looking incredulously up and down the auto aisle.

"The different numbers are viscosity or something," Cerise says. "It doesn't matter. We're not trying to keep the stupid thing in top shape, we just need it to get us there and back." She grabs a few bottles off the shelf and puts them in the basket looped over one of her arms.

A man on a motorized scooter beeps past. His eyes are dead and he weighs something like 500 pounds. His T-shirt/tent says that Dale Earnhardt was a Real American Hero.

"I think we're in hell," you say.

"Something like it," Cerise muses. She turns to face you. "Shovels next?"

In lawn & garden, you pick out a couple sturdy looking steel shovels. You heave them up over your shoulders. "What do you think Dr. Carte meant when she said I'm Camelia?" you ask.

Cerise shrugs. "Maybe Camelia is a future version of you who got a sex change... coming back to the past to convince you to get a sex change."

"You're a sick person," you tell her. "Your mind is warped by all the pornography you consume."

"You fucked a little boy in a maid costume over my face," Cerise says. "You have absolutely no room to criticize me."

You try to come up with some kind of retort, but she honestly has a point there.

But now that she brought it up, and you have a moment alone together, you feel a spark of curiosity.

[ ] Talk about what happened in the shower, and with Alex.
[ ] Move on, don't press her on it.

>>2694774
It always seemed like more of a humiliation type thing to me, which is right up rose's alley; I guess it would make sense for too Cerise tho.

>>2694771
The point of trashfus is they're trash, regardless of protagonist

>>2694792
>[ ] Talk about what happened in the shower, and with Alex.

>>2694792
[talk]

>>2694792
>[x] Talk about what happened in the shower, and with Alex.
It'll be different this time won't it?

>>2694792
[X] Talk about what happened in the shower, and with Alex.

>>2694792
>[x] Talk about what happened in the shower, and with Alex.

>>2694792
>[x] Talk about what happened in the shower, and with Alex.
If not Cerise, let's at least fuck something completely this episode.

>Cerise shrugs. "Maybe Camelia is a future version of you who got a sex change... coming back to the past to convince you to get a sex change."
Nice one.

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>>2694792
>[X] Talk about what happened in the shower, and with Alex.

>>2694792
[ ] Talk about what happened in the shower, and with Alex.

>>2694792
>[x] Move on, don't press her on it.

>>2694792
>"You fucked a little boy in a maid costume over my face," Cerise says. "You have absolutely no room to criticize me."

He was only wearing an apron!

>>2694792
>[X] Move on, don't press her on it.

>>2694792
>[x] Talk about what happened in the shower, and with Alex.

>>2694792
>[ ] Talk about what happened in the shower, and with Alex.
Well is it healthy if it was HER maid uniform and HE asked to be mistreated?

Seriously, I dunno Alex is a mess

>>2694792
>"Maybe Camelia is a future version of you who got a sex change... coming back to the past to convince you to get a sex change."
Pffffff

>[x] Move on, don't press her on it.
Gee, this feels familiar.

>>2694792
>[X] Talk about what happened in the shower, and with Alex.
I wonder if she got that feeling of Deja vu in the shower.

>>2694685

Cerisefags unite

>>2694792
>[x] Talk about what happened in the shower, and with Alex.

>>2694792
>[X] Move on, don't press her on it.
Just being careful here.

>>2694792
>[ ] Talk about what happened in the shower, and with Alex.

>"Maybe Camelia is a future version of you who got a sex change... coming back to the past to convince you to get a sex change."
Even OP is laughing at you futurefag

>"You fucked a little boy in a maid costume over my face," Cerise says. "You have absolutely no room to criticize me."
He was in a naked apron! We had no choice! It was basically rape!

>>2694792

[x] Talk about what happened in the shower, and with Alex

Cerise is starting to open to us so it wouldn't hurt to press

>>2694792
WAIT
>coming back to the past to convince you to get a sex change.
Cerise confirmed for wanting Alatrapster?
Yes. Please yes. Fuck her in that maid outfit, Ally.

>>2694792
>[ ] Talk about what happened in the shower, and with Alex.

>>2694792
>[ ] Talk about what happened in the shower, and with Alex.

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>>2694792
Addendum: Fuck you OP Kaa-san was my favorite girl.

>>2694843
I think she just really likes traps and alabaster.

They're mutually exclusive but since the topic came up . . .

>>2694843
Alex can give us lessons.

>>2694854
Two great tastes that taste great together, imo

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>Mom is dead
>Renee is in prison
>We're not buff

>tfw we're never gonna bench mom and sensei dressed up like a girl again

>>2694863
>alabaster tastes great

GHEY