“Unbelievable, of all the shit you had to go off and do...”

“I was not going to risk another Vegas-”

“He's not another Vegas! He tried telling you that several times, I read the damn transcripts!”


“... I calculated the possibility of him lying and I concluded there was a 53% chance.”

“Well I just did some calculations of my own, and you're 100% stupid! Jesus...”

What is happening? You can't see a damn thing. All you remember that chick nearly killing you before... Before what?

“... I'm sorry, I just wish you'd communicate with me more. Now I have to pull this kid apart and try to fix him.”

Wait, that's a different voice! What does it mean by pull me apart?!

“Huh... The heart rate just increased. Its auditory functions might still be active. 02, could you get behind him and connect the transceiver monitor to him?”

“Affirmative.”

“Okay, just pull here and... Hah! There we go... Eww.”

“Is something wrong?”

“No it's just... Maybe you weren't 100% at fault for the damage. This material he has coating the muscles and bone... It scrapped when found out it deteriorate too quickly.”

“Deteriorate?”

“Yeah, come look at this when you're don back there... You see? The carbon fiber encasing the muscle structure; it's cracked.”

“Analyzing... No maintenance has been done to this unit since its creation.”

“Are you shitting me? My husband... His father should be doing routine check ups on him! How long has it been like this? Is his transceiver functioning?”


A: “Hello? What's happening to me? Where am I?”

B: “OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?! I CAN'T SEE!”

C: Stay silent.

D: “Mom? Is that you?”

>>2689158
>A
>D

She ain't your mother Reno.Also never realized that we keep getting damaged...geez Reno a check up from time to time wouldn't kill you.

>>2689158
>B: “OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?! I CAN'T SEE!”
now is a time for panic

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LETS ROCK FUCKERS

>>2689170
Nah man it's just mom. If we already let Blood do a check up on us we can let our mom do that.

>>2689158
>e. Long story short, i'm from an alternate Dimension where you died and all the heroes are villains and villains are heroes. My dad abandoned me and tried to kill me more times than I care to count and my sister was trying to kill all of humanity. So no, no maintenance I just assume given I mimicked life enough to have a daughter with an alien I would just heal on me own.

>>2689171
Ah now everything is okay...thanks rock guy!

>>2689158
>D: “Mom? Is that you?”

>>2689175
There is no e option anon just pick one of the options available.

>>2689158
>D: “Mom? Is that you?”

>>2689184
Writing in is always an option anon.

>>2689158

You guys should ask a couple questions if you want to get me to open up.

>>2689158
>A
>D

Yeeeah boy. And yeah, zero maintenance or upkeep would help explain why we got our ass handed to us.

>>2689189
Not when the QM doesn't write it. But it's fine 02 you will eventualy get a brain upgrade.

>>2689158
Is brain damage why we have such shitty rolls?

>>2689206
QM has always allowed write ins and has said as much.

>>2689158
B: “OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?! I CAN'T SEE!”

>>2689158
>D: “Mom? Is that you?”

>>2689158
>B:

>>2689175
I'll second this.

Stop panicking, it won't get us anywhere

So guys what are the chances that our AU mom has a fling with AU Luthor?

>>2689292
NO
PANIC HARDER

>>2689298
How dare you say those AU words

>>2689158
>D

“Mom, is that you?”

You didn't hear yourself speak, but rather there was a small “ping” sounding off to your left side.

“Oh... Uhm... Yes, technically speaking.” The mature voice answered, clearly filled with reluctance.

“Okay, uhh... Sweetie, when was the last time your father ran some diagnostics on you?”

“... Never.” You answer honestly with another ping.

The room is silent for a whole minute, as if you had dropped a massive bombshell.

“... Right. That's a problem. We're going to have to... Oh jesus...” Her words are filled with mental exhaustion, and you can hear the sound of hands slapping against flesh.

“Umm, so... I guess it's been a while since you've taken a serious blow or something, yeah? Not only are you functioning with a obsolete skeletal and muscle structure, but there's been no attempts made to have this material withstand the heat of your Red Sun Engine. I understand it's a long process, but why didn't Issei at least check up on it?”

“Maybe because he was actively trying to murder me... Also I killed him. In self defense.”

“Oh...” She quietly responds, a hint of heartbreak in her voice, but it's being carefully forced down so she can focus on the task at hand.

“Right... Let's just get straight to the point then. Reno, you're badly damaged, and it's looking like we'll practically have to rebuild you from the ground up. You have some options, however...”

Sound of a swivel chair spinning can be heard, followed by several mouse clicks and keystrokes.

“Option one, I spend the next six hours or so using my superior genetic knowledge to “upgrade you. An upgrade in my opinion, at least.”

“What exactly would that be?” You try to ask cautiously, but all that comes out is another ping.

“Hmph, something that pales in comparison to you father's and even Owlman's work!” She proudly shouts, the sound of her heels clacking as presumably springs from her chair.

“You won't just be an android anymore... You'll become the world's first-”

“Second.” You hear 02 bluntly interrupt.

“... World's first MALE Bio-Android!” She quickly recovers with her boisterous yet vague explanation, shouting like a mad scientist.

[Continued in next post!]

>>2689361
“Is that really necessary? Can't you just give me a normal skeleton to work with plus my Red Sun Engine? I usually just fight in my Rider Gear anyway.” You respond.
“Oh my sweet boy, you don't get it. With my help you won't wear those suits anymore, you'll become them.”

Her explanation went from vague to ominous, but you can't help but feel curious.

“Okayyy... Option 2?”

“Option 2 is I get in contact with Lex and see what he can do. He'll most likely just repair you with his own tech, and your life would be in good hands... But mine are better, I promise you.”

“Doctor, I find this time to be inappropriate to be boasting, especially when you had stressed the importance of his life.” 02 coldly speaks up again, and you can hear something get tossed and shatter against a wall, most likely being a coffee mug.

What follows is shrill yelling from your mother. Mostly inchorent, but similar to how your wife gets when she's mad. Better break this all up with your choice...

A: “Alright, I trust you with this upgrade... I think.”

B: “I don't think I'm ready or want that kind of change. Sorry mom.”

>>2689366
A: “Alright, I trust you with this upgrade... I think.”

>>2689366
Can we ask our belt?

>>2689366
>A: “Alright, I trust you with this upgrade... I think.”
>Glad to see your alive, also don't tell Lex I'm here, I still don't like that asshole, and my reflex to nutshot him is still active.

>>2689366
>A: “Alright, I trust you with this upgrade... I think.”
>"So long as I can still go home to my wife and little girl without looking like a total freakshow. Can't exactly read Rena bedtime stories if I look like a walking nightmare."

>>2689366
>A: “Alright, I trust you with this upgrade... I think.”
just make sure i keep this face okay?
my wife is going to be plenty mad already even without me showing up in a diferent body.

>>2689366
B.
Something fishy about this.

>>2689366
>A: “Alright, I trust you with this upgrade... I think.”
>"So long as I can still go home to my wife and little girl without looking like a total freakshow. Can't exactly read Rena bedtime stories if I look like a walking nightmare."

>With my help you won't wear those suits anymore, you'll become them

Don't know if that is like us fusing with Majinn or something else. Maybe this is the ditch you father box option?

>>2689366
>A: “Alright, I trust you with this upgrade... I think.”
>"So long as I can still go home to my wife and little girl without looking like a total freakshow. Can't exactly read Rena bedtime stories if I look like a walking nightmare."

>>2689366
>A: “Alright, I trust you with this upgrade... I think.”

>>2689366
>A: “Alright, I trust you with this upgrade... I think.”

>>2689418
Yes>>2689418

>>2689389
>Not thrusting in our mom

What kind of son are you? Is that you Vegas?

>>2689366
>B

>>2689442
She's not our mom, our mom is DDDEEEEEEAAAAAAAADDDDD

>>2689452
Or is she?

>>2689456
Yeah she is dad said that our mom killed herself

>>2689452
Look dude if we just get a fix we will eventualy need to be fixed/repaired again. So i would rather have something permanent and that is capable of fuse us with Majiin and also stoo someone from stealing our belt to stop us from transforming.

>>2689385
backing this amendment. Maybe mention explaining it to our daughter would be weird as well as creepy.
>>2689366
>A

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>>2689361
>A

“Alright, I trust you with this upgrade... I think.”

“Aw, of course you can trust me. Now, I'll have to essentially put you in sleep mode, but you should wake up to... Hmm?”

She tries explaining something, but then you hear the sounds of something wet and squishy being tugged at.

“What... What the hell is this?” She asks, before the sounds of random button mashing can be heard.

You quickly learn what it is, or rather, who.

“YOU WRETCHED SOW! UNHAND ME! YOU DARE PLACE YOUR FILTHY HANDS UPON A GODLY CREATION?! I WILL HAVE YOU FLAYED! I WILL BATHE IN YOUR BLOOD! YOU WILL TURN TO ASH IN THE FLAMES OF APOKALI-AHHHHHHH!!”

The bloodthirsty roars of your father box travel away from you before you hear it land on the floor some distance away, implying your mother threw it.

“... You're explaining that later. See you in a few hours.” Your Mother comments, and soon all the noise around you goes silent.

---

Everything is fuzzy and white... You can barely make out the world around you as you regain consciousness.

In the blur of white plaguing your vision, you can now make out the colors red... And green... And...

Wait, what is it?

Soon your vision focuses to see the horrifying grin of a maniac clown right in your face, jolting your heart with fear.

“You're gonna be a bad motherfu-”

You spring up and scream in a sudden panic, interrupting the clown and scooting back on what you assume to be a bed.

After a few sharp breathes, you realize the face belonged to none other than Jester, who's now rolled onto the floor in a fit of laughter.

“OOOHOHOHOOO! YOU-YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE AAAAHAHAHAHA!” He cackles, holding his stomach and frantically kicking his legs.

“Jester?! What are you-Why are you-How did you-” You can't even pick a single question to begin with, but the giggling clown still manages to answer all three.
“Ahaha, phew! I came here after I delivered my punchline too late. See, I acted like I was high-tailing it, but really I was just messin' with ya! I had to go grab my Snot-Gun!” He answers cheerfully.

“... Snot-Gun?” You ask.

“Shotgun that has nostrils for two barrels and shoots corrosive acid goop, but that's not important! What happened next was me arriving and nearly giving that girl a whoopin', but luckily Haiwee was around to defuse the situation, and they brought me along.”

“You were here this whole time?! Wait... Where exactly am I?”

[Continued in the next post]

>>2689590
>“Shotgun that has nostrils for two barrels and shoots corrosive acid goop
of fucking course it is

>>2689590
At some point we really need to tell jester exactly why his face is scary to those from renos home dimension. OG Joker is a bad person to wake up to.

>>2689606
Why would you destroy his smile and optimism like that

>... You're explaining that later. See you in a few hours.

Wait...did mom just heard Majinn?

>>2689611
Because fuck that clown
>>2689616
Yes, yes she did

>>2689616
Well she was tapped into our brain through a speaker or something.

>>2689677
>Implying he wouldn't want to put a stop to him because kids shouldn't have to be afraid of clowns.

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>>2689678
>>2689677
So now that we complete our journey into becoming a full bio-android does that mean we are finally perfect?

>>2689590

“Hell!” Jester responds cheerfully, spreading his arms and shaking his hands in a jazzy motion.

“... Just kidding, but we're close enough. We're in a underground bunker under Jump City, so maybe a few miles above eternal damnation I'd say.”

You decide to finally take a look around the room, observing where you've been kept for God knows how many hours.

Currently it looks like you're in a makeshift operating room of some kind. Around your gurney is shelves and tables occupied by numerous types of lab equipment, ranging from surgical tools to bags filled with assorted fluids.

To your left you see a really old computer model resting on a desk that looks like it's about to fall apart. All that's currently displayed is green text on a pitch black screen, and giving it a closer look you see your own words while discussing with your mother earlier.

You look down at yourself, and despite the lack of pants and a shirt, you seem perfectly fine. In fact, you're feeling 200-no, 300 percent better. What'd she do to you?

“Is he up?”

You look past Jester towards an open door way, and in the frame you see a tired looking woman in a dirty labcoat, a piping hot mug in her hand as she looks at you through a slightly crooked pair of glasses.

She unties her frizzy head of snowy hair from a bun at the top of her head, leaning in to get a closer look at you once she reaches the gurney.

“How're you feeling, sweetie? Anything hurting?” She asks, her tone very motherly and caring.

“I guess so...” You begin to answer, a horde of questions already trying to escape your mind.

A: “So... What exactly is different about me now?”

B: “Are you really my mom? I mean, I'm not from this universe, but I have this familiar feeling when I speak to you...”

C: “Sooo, where's Majin? I think you wanted me to explain him earlier.

D: “Look, I'd love to stay and chit chat but I would prefer if you gave me some clothes and a quick explanation of what's going with me right now. I gotta kill Ultraman and get back to my universe pronto.

E: “Where's 02?”

Huh, if we brought this tech back with us, we could actually give old cyborg his flesh back.

>>2689704
B: “Are you really my mom? I mean, I'm not from this universe, but I have this familiar feeling when I speak to you...”
C: “Sooo, where's Majin? I think you wanted me to explain him earlier.
A: “So... What exactly is different about me now?”

In about that order.

>>2689704
>A

>>2689704
>>2689714
this sums up necessary information.

>>2689714
This

>>2689704
>B
>C
>A

Try not to cry Reno.

>>2689704
>B: “Are you really my mom? I mean, I'm not from this universe, but I have this familiar feeling when I speak to you...”
>C: “Sooo, where's Majin? I think you wanted me to explain him earlier.
>A: “So... What exactly is different about me now?”

>>2689714
>>2689722
>>2689743
Back these up.

>B
>C
>A

>>2689704
>B: “Are you really my mom? I mean, I'm not from this universe, but I have this familiar feeling when I speak to you...”

>>2689704
>A
>B
>E

>>2689704
>B
>C
>A

You look away for a moment, hesitant to ask the question at first.


“Are you really my mom? I mean, I'm not from this universe, but I have this familiar feeling when I speak to you...”

“Hmm... Let's see.” She begins, tapping her chin.

“Technically I didn't give birth to you, but I disowned the kid I did give birth to after he became a murdering psychopath, and you two are almost identical so...”

She winks.

“Yes, I'm your mom. At least, I'd like to be.”

A warm smile creeps across your face as your eyes start to sting from imminent tears, but you keep your composure once you remember the other questions you want answered.

“Sooo, where's Majin? I think you wanted me to explain him earlier.”

“Over here.”

Your head perks up as you look back towards the computer desk where his voice came from, hearing the villainous supercomputer but not able to see him.

“Down here you fool!”

You look down, quickly holding back a chuckle once you lay eyes on him.

It seems the desk had a wobbly leg, as the father box has been laid under one of the legs to keep it propped up!

The red box's lights flash violently as it grumbles, spitting venom towards you mother.

“That wrinkly harpy thinks I'm some kind of support for her worthless furnishing! You must destroy her NOW!”

“He was being rude, so I thought I would give him a time out. I'm not sure what I hit, but he did mention how he spoke on a frequency only you could hear until I picked him up.” Your mother explains.

“He said he was a Father Box. What is that, exactly?”

You shrug.

“Beats me. Comes from some place called Apokalips, that's all I know.”

“I see...” She begins, adjusting her glasses.

“Well, you certainly won't need it inside of you anymore. You can just carry it around on your belt, if you're actually emotionally attached to the bastard of a calculator.”

“Speaking of...” You start to ask, looking down at yourself.

“What exactly is different about me now?”

“I'm glad you asked. Hold out your right arm for a second.” Your mother politely orders, turning away from you to grab something off one of the nearby shelves.

“Alright... What's this for?” You ask, obeying her without much worry.

“I just need to test something.” She calmly responds, quickly whipping around and chopping your arm off in one swift motion with a sharpened cleaver!

[Continued in the next post!]

>>2689880
Majin: "She just mutilated her own son! She's not a complete waste then."

>>2689442
>Wanting to thrust in our mom

P-Pervert

>>2689889
You realize what site you're on, right?

>>2689880
Mom is the best.

Majinn: "Oh i like her"

>>2689887
Guess we now know were our tendency for violence comes from.

>>2689894
Yes. I'm assuming that was a typo on his part, and I was making a joke.

>>2689880
You and Jester take a moment to look at the gushing stump that used to be your right arm for a moment, frozen with complete shock at what your mother has done.

All you can do is manage a horrified scream as you hold onto what's left of your arm, thrashing around violently from fear and pain.

“YOU CRAZY HAG! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!” Jester shouts, getting ready to fight your mother for her sudden attack.

She perfectly calm, however, holding up a hand in a silent order to wait.

Suddenly, there's something bulging under the skin just past your elbow, pulsing and wriggling as the skin around your wound begins to quickly expand.

With a sudden canon blast of blood, a new arm shoots out of the stump and easily closes the amputation, the only evidence of the attack being the liters of blood washed across the gurney and floor.

“HOLY SHIT!” You shout with a mix of awe and terror, frantically twisting and turning the arm to make sure it has some feeling to it.

“Okay, that works.” She says before taking a sip of coffee.

“Sorry that was out of no where, I was trying to do the thing where you distract a toddler as he's getting a flu shot, but I guess it doesn't work that well with an arm being removed...”

“Oh, you think?!” Jester berates her loudly, still somewhat shook.

“While everything's still messy, why don't you get out of that bed so I can breakdown how your new body works.” Your mother orders again, cautiously stepping over the crimson pooling on the floor.

It takes you a moment to adjust yourself after that, but your bloodstained body does crawl out of the soaked gurney, finally revealing a pair of red briefs you've had on this whole time.

“Okay, where should we start?” She asks.

A: “What the hell was that?! I have a new arm now!”

B: “Okay so... I think I can figure out how my body has improved from just that alone. What about my belt? How does that factor into all this?”

C: “How much of me is still robot? Because this is absolutely insane...”

D: “Actually I think I need some fresh air after that...”

>>2689917
>B: “Okay so... I think I can figure out how my body has improved from just that alone. What about my belt? How does that factor into all this?”
We need to make sure the dick still works. Our daughter needs a sibling!

>>2689917

>That was FUCKING DOPE! Oh no i just said fuck i front of my mom. Sorry mom.
>B
>C

>>2689917
>B: “Okay so... I think I can figure out how my body has improved from just that alone. What about my belt? How does that factor into all this?”

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>>2689922
>yfw that part also got a upgrade
>mfw

>>2689917
C: “How much of me is still robot? Because this is absolutely insane...”

>>2689917
Ooooooookay, that explains Vegas being a thing, at least dad gave an explanation to try and kill us before doing it.
>A: “What the hell was that?! I have a new arm now!”
>B: “Okay so... I think I can figure out how my body has improved from just that alone. What about my belt? How does that factor into all this?”
>C: “How much of me is still robot? Because this is absolutely insane...”
>Try not to throw up and little and grab Majin
>Throw up a little.
>Hug mom.

>>2689936
Dude don't hug mom yet. We are still naked.

>>2689917
>>2689917
C: “How much of me is still robot? Because this is absolutely insane...”

Then

B: “Okay so... I think I can figure out how my body has improved from just that alone. What about my belt? How does that factor into all this?”

>>2689932
Hmmmm, that does beg the question, would she recognize the work of one her co-workers fucking around with our junk, and what would she do to possibly improve it? Maybe our cum is addictive or something? She has been alone with a glorified angle robot in a basement for who knows how long......she might have developed some kinks while away.

>>2689917
>B: “Okay so... I think I can figure out how my body has improved from just that alone. What about my belt? How does that factor into all this?”
>C: “How much of me is still robot? Because this is absolutely insane...”

>>2689917
>B: “Okay so... I think I can figure out how my body has improved from just that alone. What about my belt? How does that factor into all this?”
>C: “How much of me is still robot? Because this is absolutely insane...”
>E: "... Wanna see pictures of Rena? I mean, if you're kinda my mom, then she's kinda your granddaughter. I'd like you to at least see some family that isn't totally fucked..."

>>2689944
>Addictive cum
Get that shit outta here, this isn't a corruption/MC smut quest. And who would've even fucked with our junk?
Except Blackfire

>>2690016
I don't know, maybe she gave our dick the power to make pregnancies enjoyable. Then we wouldn't be able to pry Blackfire off us.

>>2689944
>>2690016

Yeah, this isn’t ManThor’s shitty quest.

>>2689917
>B
>C

“Okay so... I think I can figure out how my body has improved from just that alone. What about my belt? How does that factor into all this?”

She smiles, reaching into her coat pocket and handing you three vials with a jagged outer layer of steel, as if the liquid in the center was in the maw of a beast. The liquids differ in color as well; Black, Red, and Yellow.

“These are the forms you had, found them in the belt's code. Really strange device your father made, I can't really decide if it's better than my own.” She muses.

You want to tell her about how that belt really came to be, but you decide to save it for another time.

“Black is your Oni form, Red Susanoo, and Yellow is Raijin. At least, that's what I think they were called.”

You nod, still looking down at them all.

“And here...” She begins, pulling your belt off one of the tables.

“Is your Power Belt. Try it on.”

You take a look at it, noticing that it seems slightly different than how it originally was. The old switch you used is no longer there, but instead there's a slot protruding out the side of the belt, and you can only assume that's where the vials go.

“You'll still need electricity to power the Red Sun Engine, but now your whole body won't be reliant on it. You're faster, stronger, perceptive and resilient than before, and that's without transforming.” She begins to explain with a sly look on her face.

“I've also put one of my own transceivers on your brain stem, so communication between you and 02 won't be so accidental. There's some other goodies in that new body, but I'll let you figure out that on your own.”

She opens up her arms, a crazed yet delighted look in her eyes.

“Well? What are you waiting for?! Let the great Doctor Haiwee see the fruits of her labor!”

A: Use the Oni vial.

B: Use the Susanoo vial.

C: Use the Raijin vial.

D: “Maybe later... Where's 02? I feel like I should introduce myself properly and get to know her.”

>>2690057
>D
SCIENCEBLOCKED

>>2690057

C: Use the Raijin vial.

>>2690057
>A: Use the Oni vial.

>>2690057
>C: Use the Raijin vial.

>>2690057
>A: Use the Oni vial.
tried and true

>>2690057
>B: Use the Susanoo vial.
Wait, so do we need the vials to transform? That’s kind of problematic, since she doesn’t live in our reality to make us more.

>>2690057
>A

>>2690069
Take her with us.

>>2690069
Just take the vials we have with us. Duh.

Also this:>>2690073

>>2690057
>b

>Bio Android

Reno is going to develop an almost fetishistic craving for sweets or perfection is he?

>>2690069
Not really, we're taking Majin with us, so even if its a one and done deal, we can still access our shit.

>>2690092
Of course! Who doesn't want to be perfect?

>>2690092
Have you seen his daughter? His sweetness craving are fixed forever, as for his perfection fetish, well Blackfire will definitely enjoy how handsy Reno will get when he sees her during their Fuckfights.

>>2690057
>D

>>2690074
Obviously, but those are going to run out, right? So we’ll need more.
>>2690073
I feel like she’s probably not just going to be happy to uproot and move over to an entirely different reality. And even if we can be kind of a dick, I don’t think we’d be willing to abduct our own mom.
>>2690093
She’s altered our body genetically though, right? Are we still compatible with Majin’s ability to transform us?

>>2690145
We can just ask. Maybe the vials are permanent upgrades like a dna sequence? Ince we inject outhe forms will be imprinted in our dna.

>>2690145
he's a god damn god machine, it might take him a few minuets to readjust to our schematics, but I'm sure if anything could pull it off, its him. As for mom, well, its not like we're hurting on space, we can still make the offer for her to come with us. I know Rena would love to meet her grandma.
>>2690151
That was going to be my guess for how they work. Also what happened to the end of that sentence?

>>2690157
It was a busy day. I'm really tired.

>>2690145
Counterpoint: This reality is kind of a hellhole, where she lives in a secret bunker fearing discovery and death.

Meanwhile our reality has a bitchin' palatial skyscraper, and is positively aligned so the good guys are the winners and driving force.

>>2690177
Shr is also a brilliant scientist and our empire needs clever (and loyal) minds to mess around with alie tech so our boy and girls (human and tamaranean) can have cool shit.

>>2690177
And we have best daughter. In her case granddaughter.

>>2690186
And Rena will finnaly have someone to watch over the stuff she does giving us and the missus the perfect oportunity for some activity together.

>>2690057
>A

You put the black vial into the slot, and before you even have a chance to shout Henshin, you feel the hairs on the back of you neck stand up as a sensation of heat courses through your body.

There's no pain, but you feel the urge to roar as your body is lost in a flash of energy!

It no longer feels like a fresh change of clothes is being fitted onto you, but like you're becoming the form. You understand what your mother was talking about as lighting crackles over your shifting flesh, the tone changing to a pale blue as an outer layer of obsidian bone grows to protect it.

What was once leather and metal has become flesh and bone, your horns are now your own as they protrude under the dark helmet. Your eyes begin to shine white as a mouth guard appears over your sharp teeth, finally completing the transformation.

You look down at yourself, taking in the details of the new you. The body itself remains human in shape, but it's outlined by your protective layer of bone-like carapace. There are no more gloves and boots with blades attached to them, just normal hands and feet with sharp weaponry growing from them at will.

“... Okay, what kind of science is this?” Jester asks your mother while giving you a blank stare.

“The science that only the world's best bio engineer can create. I'm pretty sure I wrote a book detailing the process of artificial cells copulating with nanites, along with-”

“Yeah, yeah yeah never mind. I'm already lost.” He interrupts.

“So, the girl can do this freaky stuff too, right?”

“Yes. In fact, I should bring her in here to run some communication tests... And clean up this mess.” Haiwee states before scurrying out of the room.

You and Jester just stand there awkwardly for a moment, with him forcing a cough from his throat before attempting to converse with you.

“So... How's it feel?” He asks.

“It doesn't feel like anything. It's just... Normal.” You answer, inciting a laugh from the clown.

“Hah! Normal, good one. Maybe when this is all over, I could get you to write my next stand-up material. I wouldn-”

“GODDAMMIT!”

Your mother stomps back into the room, steam practically shooting out of her ears with rage.

“SHE RAN OFF TO SEE THAT WOMAN AGAIN!”
[Continued in the next post]

>>2690242

“What woman?” You ask, tilting your horned head.
“That stupid bimbo at that one bar... The Bullet Hole or something. Gahhh!!!” She grabs her mug and starts chugging the caffeinated liquid down her ragged throat.

“Ahh! Look, I need to you go out there and find her. It's one thing If I send her out there to fight those bastards, but all she's doing is socializing! She's putting herself at risk, which puts me at risks, which ruins EVERYTHING!” Your mom rants, lashing out and throwing another mug across the room and breaking it.

You start to wonder how many of those she goes through before Jester speaks up.

“Actually, it was nice and all but Reno here still has to prep to fight Ultraman, so we really ought to get back to that.” He replies, sliding towards the door on his jingling shoes. The poor guy has probably had enough of your crazy family and probably wants to get back to bashing the heads of any metahuman he sees.

“The hell you are! I need him here to help fight! He's might be the one to save this city, but we can't expect to keep him here forever which is why we need to focus on Jump City.”

“HE NEEDS TO KILL ALL OF YOU! THAT'S WHAT HE NEEDS TO DO!” Majin abruptly howls from his place under the desk, and soon fills the room with the noise of a three-way argument. Look's like you'll have to be the one to break this up...

A: "Relax, I'll go find her. Besides, I want to see what my old stomping grounds look like in this universe."

B: "I'm sorry but I did say I'd help Jester with Ultraman. Once I've taken care of him I'l come right back and do whatever I can."

>>2690245
B: "I'm sorry but I did say I'd help Jester with Ultraman. Once I've taken care of him I'l come right back and do whatever I can."

>>2690245
A

>>2690245
>A: "Relax, I'll go find her. Besides, I want to see what my old stomping grounds look like in this universe."

>>2690245
>A: "Relax, I'll go find her. Besides, I want to see what my old stomping grounds look like in this universe."
besides jester she can help me fight ultra man

>>2690245
>B
wanna test our powerups

>>2690245
>Grab Majin
>Yell out "SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALL OF YOU!"
>Proceed to cough a little and start on our "be nice to guests voice"
>"Why don't we kill to birds with one stone, I......would it be reverse Rampage? Through Jump City, and drag out Ultraman that way, then when he shows up, I kill him that way."
Then before they get a word in
>A: "Relax, I'll go find her. Besides, I want to see what my old stomping grounds look like in this universe."

>>2690245
>A
Also add what this guy said:>>2690253

>>2690245
>A: "Relax, I'll go find her. Besides, I want to see what my old stomping grounds look like in this universe."

>>2690279
This.

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>>2690245
>A: "Relax, I'll go find her. Besides, I want to see what my old stomping grounds look like in this universe."
>tfw we see the Earth 3 version of the Superhero Coffee shop and it's utterly trashed

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>>2690331
>reno's face when Lain tells him about Vega's Icying Blackfire.

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>>2690355
>Reno's face when he tells Vegas about his daughter and he starts shit-talking her

>>2690245
>A

"Relax, I'll go find her. Besides, I want to see what my old stomping grounds look like in this universe."

You take off your belt, and with a flash the form is gone... As well as your clothes.

“I'm gonna need... Something to wear.” You bluntly state, getting a nod from your mother in response as she hurries out of the room.

Meanwhile, Jester looks at you with disbelief throwing his arms up.

“You know how we talked about how you were the key to taking these assholes out once and for all?! And now you're gonna blue-ball me like this?”

“Hey, take it easy. I don't remember making that a promise.” You state sternly as Haiwee returns with a long green coat, some baggy sweatpants and a weathered maroon shirt.

“Besides, she could help us out.”

“Honey, change your hair or something. You look too much like the guy ruining everyone's lives.” You mom advises.

“How do I... Wait.” You start to question, but then you figure it out on your own.

You concentrate on your scalp and the hair growing on top of it, what color you would want it to be and how long, and sure enough you feel the hair descend closer to your shoulders as it turns black, changing yourself up enough not to be 100% recognizable.

“Wow... Hey, can your genetic engineering let me grow a beard too?” You ask.

“Yes, and if you do I will kick your stupid ass. You're lucky I even let you keep that god awful tattoo you ruined your body with.” Your mother snaps, her sudden anger confusing you.

You want to argue, but you realize that seeing her as your mom means having to put up with her rules. It's a downside, but the trade-off for having her around to begin with is worth it.

“Sorry mom...” You say with a small smile as you begin to put your clothes on.

–

[Continued in the next post]

>trash-talked the tat
Well mom, it was good while it lasted...

>>2690391
Show her Rena's baby pictures, dammit!

>>2690419
Oh shit, we need to get her some copies of your family photos when we get back to our Earth

>>2690403
She is our mom man at least she is allowing us to keep the tats.

>>2690391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQqnC1nodBs

Jester was wrong, this place was Hell. You didn't know what to expect climbing out of that manhole, but it wasn't this.

When you had seen the seedier sides of Jump City back on your world, there was just litter and condemned buildings.

Compared to this, that place was the Vatican.

You emerged right in the city square, and it looks like the aftermath of a war.

The Pizza place that you'd see the Titans frequent was just a crater, and in it was a skeleton wearing the tattered spandex of a lost hero.

The shops filling the square were looted long ago, and all that was left behind as payment was broken glass and bullet holes. You can still see brown stains of blood that was spilled across the broken glass fragments of some shops.

Under the traffic lights are decayed corpses hung on display, all varying in different sizes. You can't look at it for long because of what it triggers inside you as a father.

You look up to the dark skies, and to your surprise you see what may be signs of life. Some of the sky scrapers that loom over this district might seem abandoned at first glance but on the highest floors you can see lights. Do people live up there?

Taking a few steps forward, you're shocked by just how loud they echo off the ruined asphalt. This place has been silenced by death, and knowing this only urges you to leave more.

But to where? All you can think to do is locate places you had once visited and start from there. Where to begin...

A: Lain's coffee shop... God, you hope she's okay.

B: The Oni hideout. If they're in this universe, they're thriving.

C: Titans Tower. It's a landmark, so it's a start.

D: Maybe that Chinese place where Cheshire first attacked you? At least it's something.

>>2690457
>A: Lain's coffee shop... God, you hope she's okay.

>>2690457
>A

>>2690457
A: Lain's coffee shop... God, you hope she's okay.

>Under the traffic lights are decayed corpses hung on display, all varying in different sizes. You can't look at it for long because of what it triggers inside you as a father.

Okay we are definetly killing the fucker.

>>2690457
>A: Lain's coffee shop... God, you hope she's okay.

>>2690457
>A: Lain's coffee shop... God, you hope she's okay.

>>2690487
Chingchong Bingbong, learn how to English please. And your suit looks stupid.

>>2690457
>A: Lain's coffee shop... God, you hope she's okay.

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>>2690457
>A

It hits you like a ton of bricks.

Lain. What happened to this Earth's lain?!

You don't waste any time, sprinting down the ghostly streets of the destroyed Jump City.

She'd better be okay, otherwise you won't know what you'll do!

–

“... Huh?”

This is supposed to be where her coffee shop is, right? Did you take a wrong turn? This doesn't seem right...

Currently you're looking at a building decorated in pink neon lights and armor plating, and above the doors reads “THE BULLET HOLE: BOOZE AND BABES STRIP BAR.”

Your jaw is hung open for a moment due to you trying to comprehend this situation. This is the only building on the street that doesn't look abandoned or destroyed... And it's an armored strip club?

Not only that, you remembered that this apparently the place 02 had run off to according to your mom.

Even if you took a wrong turn, you've at least found where you need to be...

Christ, Blackfire would rip you in half for what you're about to do.

Taking carefully step towards the the door and pry it open, getting blasted in the face by incredibly loud bass of the club's music!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWZVKU5imx0

Pushing your way past the force of the bass canons firing on all cylinders, you lay your sights on the sin filled club.

The place is only lit by a few neon bulbs scattered along the walls and stage, the lights just barely highlighting the post-apocalyptic attendees to the debauchery. They're all dressed in scraps of metal for armor, bandoleers, and leather... Well, except for the main attraction.

On stage is a show lust and sweat, three women dressed as heroes with revealing holes in the costumes.
The touch and caress their hot bodies with a convincing display off passion, their gyrating hips and-

YOU'RE MARRIED! You're married! You're married...

Shaking the thoughts out of your mind, you make your way to the bar. The bar tender has to have seen 02, right?

[Ending in the next post!]

>YOU'RE MARRIED! You're married! You're married...

Yes you are married Reno but you still have eyes.

Also is Starfire one of the dancers or is the clothes the heroines are wearing are like the picture?

>>2690596
Before you reach the bar, a gentle hand grabs your arm.

“You looking for someone? I'm right here daddy.”

You wince at the word daddy, turning around to see something truly unexpected.

“Kuh... Kuu... Kuchi... Kuchi-”

“It's just Coochie, tough guy...” She says.

You almost soil yourself. It's Kuchisake. As in the crazy chick that lead the Oni on your Earth. The one who tried to kill you, and now she's practically squeezing your arm between her breasts.

“Mmm, you got a lotta muscle under that coat... I like the kind of guy who can pick me up play with me like a little dolly.” She playfully remarks, her voice sensual and intoxicating.

Well, to anyone else at least. There's no way you'd get near this even as a bachelor.

“Yeah, no. I'm just looking for someone.” You vaguely explain, tugging your arm away in a desperate attempt to break free.

Finally reaching an empty space at the bar, you breathe a sigh of relief. You need to get out of here, and hopefully the guy who runs this place can help.

However, just before you even consider lifting up your head, a combat knife is stabbed into the table right in front of your very eyes, causing you to jolt up and look the attacker behind the counter in the eyes... Err, eye... Oh.

“No way.” You say quietly to yourself.

“How many goddamn times do I have to tell you homeless bastards to fuck off? I don't care how miserable you are, I don't care if you'll suck everyone's dicks in this joint for just a sip of whisky, and I damn sure don't give a rat's shit if you're runnin' from the police. This is my fuckin' bar. I make the rules, and the rules say no bums!”

The mature woman berating you behind the counter insults you through teeth clenching a fresh cigar, blowing smoke in your face with every foul word. Her one good eye looks at you with complete and utter hatred, as if you were someone who personally hurt her. Her muscular arms flex with anger, showing that she's doing her best not to hit you. And under her chin, a pair of dog tags that bounce from her chest. You read them, and they confirm what you feared.

The name on the dog tags is “Lain.”

[TO BE CONTINUED]

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That's all for this week! Thank you all for tuning in and reading!
I hope you guys enjoyed the session and where the quest is going! The DC aspects of it might seem missing now, but I promise they're gonna come in strong in the future!
As always, I'll be around to answer a few questions before passing out, so ask away!

>>2690679
>pick me up play with
Missing an "and"

>>2690647
The latter!

>>2690688
NOOOOO!

>>2690679
Who were the heroine costumes the strippers were wearing? Anyone Reno would reconize? So Lain was send with the army that's why she has the dogtags?

>>2690691
You brought us to the Bullyverse, MP. Surely you didn't think that you were immune to it?

Also, it sounds weird for Reno to be afraid of Kuchisake, given that we know she's just an annoying hacker chick.

>>2690691
When will you be running more often?!! i Swear if Rena is 02 girlfriend from the club i'm gonna flip my shit.

>>2690693
Not exactly, as they're Earth 3 versions! He wouldn't know unless he saw the originals.

Also yes, Lain was in the military! You find out more in future threads!

>>2690701
I don't think je's afraid more like he's disgusted by the idea.

>>2690701
He's not afraid of her his intimate parts are.

>>2690702
Still weekly I'm afraid!

>>2690710
Are AU!Lain's measurements different from our Lain's?

>>2690807
Not really, but she's pretty jacked!

>>2691244
On a scale of 1 to Fuck, how badly did 02 jack Reno up?

>>2691768
It was pretty F-word!

>>2691985
Who is 02 special lady friend?

>>2692040
You just met her!

>>2692137
Does Rena also need an upgrade, or her Tamarean biology got it covered?

>>2692163
Rena doesn't need upgrades.

>>2692137
So how pumped would cyborg be if we got a copy of this tech for him?

>Can grow hair at will

We definitely should pull a prank on Blackfyre when we get back. Maybe something similar to rip van winkle, acting stooped with a long white shaggy beard or in flowing gandalf robes.

Or just when we meet her tell her:
Listen babe, you need to know something.
*takes a few steps back
I
*unbuttons shirt
Have
*Start growing chest hair at an alarming rate
EVOLVED!!

>>2692323
And now she will only wish that we had gotten a upgrade in our brain instead of just being able to grow hair.

>>2692323
Thats pretty much just asking her to laser blast all the hair off our chest in a very painful manner.

>>2692341
>>2692350

>Laser blasts getting through a chest mane

Hilarious anons. Obviously she's going to try, fail, then wind up running her hands through it during attempts for baby #3.

>>2692493
Baby 3? Who was the second?

>>2692515

Spontaneous impregnation on growth of said chest mane.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2689157/

Thread has been archived!

>>2692322
We need to do this. Poor guy needs to be more human again.

>>2696850
Nah would rather do this for amazon. Finaly make the guy closer to a living person.

>>2692323
Better idea, challenging dudes who think they're manlier than us to a beard growing contest

>>2696859
Amazo could just scan us and get the stuff

The actual samples could be used in Vic

>>2698609
>cheating at beard growing contests
For shame, anon.
For shame.
Then again we're half Japanese, half native american of indeterminate tribe, so we probably COULDN'T grow much of one before.
And on that subject, do we know what Tribe mom actually belonged to?
I promise I don't just want to force Mach to do a bunch of research on the cultures of various native american tribes.

>>2701714
I would guess a western tribe around Nevada, with Reno's name it makes sense.

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>>2703033
So assuming that's true, his mom is from one of 4 tribes

The people that inhabited the Great Basin prior to the European invasion were the Numa or Numu (Northern Paiute), the Washeshu (Washoe), the Newe (Shoshone), and the Nuwuvi (Southern Paiute).

>>2695450
Wait a minute, if Reno can alter his genetics does that mean he could change his face, body or gender?

>>2703714
I'm sure Blackfire will be pleased regardless.

>>2703714
Doubt last one, more likely just superficial things on his body, and likely a muscle tenser that makes it so he never has to actually work out to stay fit. He might be able to make his dick bigger, but honestly, Blackfire has trouble with that thing already, making it bigger than hentai protag territory is going into weird fetish territory and would require a stretchable woman on top of it.

>reno is part native american
>doesn't have any transformations related to sick ass spirit animals and native american iconography
I'd be mad if our current transformations weren't so cool

>>2703955
Why do you think we're trying to get Mach to make a call on tribe?
Getting back in touch with our roots from mom's side could both provide some really great character stuff, AND provide us with new avenues for our powers to develop.

>>2703965
>What the hell kind of Spirit animal is the Cricket anyway?

Here's Machpunch's gay romance between Edgy Coffee MILF and Reno with vagoo.

https://pastebin.com/7ueU8JCM

quest today?

>>2703965
I get the feeling you guys are just fishing for new powers.

I feel like being able to just shapeshift is kind of lame, we're losing our form