>>2655485
Alright, let the kids out of THE HOLE. Still don't know why we brought them here. Also ask Luna for some home remedy for a sore throat.

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>>2655485
>>2655485

Character Sheet
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.d9kvn9j3sbnd

Allies and Pals
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SM7bFhEvC0FVht_ai_TA3diyTQkp6jpOXi1beVWQ_qI/edit#heading=h.noqk0yi97yv5

Quests and Journals
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pf0s8VrRef23OUoV6IiF9gtMG8hQkg1U3XKdEI3GScs/edit#heading=h.au1f38jx02g2


Let's rock.


Discord for those wanting live shitposts.
https://discord.gg/hBjTFD

>>2655485
>"Thank you for entertaining mom."
>"And keeping them out of the horrible deathtraps and monsters while I was away."
>"Now, go out and enjoy your day off."
>Let them gooooooo
>Unless Sabrina wants to stay. Where is she anyway?
>Go check the schools damage.


Do we want to have a party here?

>>2655498
>Do we want to have a party here?
Dude.... dude. LET'S HOST THE SCHOOL DANCE IN OUR CASTLE!

>Thank Luna for entertaining
>Wipe everyone's memory but Oskar's
>Invite Oskar to hang out and jam

>>2655485
>"Alright, thanks for coming now get the fuck out. If some government spooks come by to ask where I sent you tell them some other dimension with a Jungle in it."
>kick them the fuck out

>>2655507
support

>>2655485
>>2655498
>>2655502
>>2655504
supporting all of these!

>>2655504
Not a sabrina's, she's cool.

Sabrina and Oscar arent't in our class. Are they?

>>2655485
support:
>>2655498

>>2655485
Let them go if they wanna go. Make sure they are safetly scorted out.
The castle is no safe place for powerless terns to hang around. Doing the dance here ia a terrible idea. Ilsince its sure to attract the MiB attention., and they are sure to discover The Hole.

Maybe we have hang with those that want. Justin is here.
HOWEVER
WE NEED TO PLAN AHEADS ALL THE SHIT WE GOTTA DO

>>2655540
It's in an entirely different universe, the MiB won't know what's gonna happen. Especially after Excalibur pointed them away from us.

Also, while Mewmus as a whole isn't that safe, the castle itself is SUPER safe. Probably the safest thing in the universe. Teens will be fine.

>>2655498

Well if it wins, remember to get Jackie for it

>>2655485
>take a goddamn lozenge for ur throat

>>2655549
Teens are known to be retarded. They are sure to do stupid shot ant rey to leave the castle and be eaten by something.

Also just spwading the world about where the party is at will reach MiB ears.

We should discuss with Justin about making him more of an ally. Hes strong, loyal and very just
Excellent traits and ha also a good leader.
We should maybe invite Sab too.

NO DANCE IN CASTLE

>>2655520
Justin is.
We should talk bout him bout the BIG PICTURE. The Redpill.

>>2655574
Are you saying Luna can't corral and watch over a buncha teens who're dancing inside of her? Oh yee of little faith. And again, we just made a deal with Excalibur. We'll be fine.

>>2655485
>>2655504
This thanks

>>2655592
We have nothing to offer Ex in exchange.
And wasting a favor just to host a party is a waste of a favor.

Also I d rather not bother Luna with babysitting some teenagers.

>>2655612
A-are you serious? Did you not read the entire previous session? Ex said he'd stop trying to fuck around with us if we gave him back EMC2. And we did. So he's not going to bother us. There is no favor to be called in, we already called it.

>>2655623
Ex is but a single agent in a whole fucking gubernmental organization. His orders were to bring MC2, and hed promise anything to fullfill his orders.
Even if he were truthful about his promises he has no jurisdiction to actually promise anything.
His superiors do.

He was the one that led our capture attempt in season i.
Id barely trust him.

>>2655485
Is anon's hair regrowing?

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???: "Hey! Hey, Anon?"

A: "What to do..."
Ju: "Some of the kids are losing circulation up there, bro."
A: "We could wipe their memories maybe."
>Blake is trying to avoid looking at Luna
>Who, while not looking directly at Blake has her eyes pointed toward him while she floats atop your shoulder
>He glances to her

>She blinks
B: "Yeauh!"
>He has to look away quick-like to go unnoticed


A: "Could just let em' roam."
L: "If your goal is their survival...it would be ill advised."
A: "MmMMFuckem."
L: "That also might not be possible after the -scraps- get done with them outside."

>Bow is scratching
B: "Mrrmmfmmm."
A: "Mom, why did you cage most of em anyways?"
L: "I don't know them."
>You look to Justin and Blake
A: "You don't kn-"
L: "I know these two well enough. I've seen them. Through your eyes."
>She floats to Justin
L: "A simple heart. Pure enough for now. I wonder what time will do to you."
Ju: "You talk like my grandma does when she goes to church."
L: "Is it charming?"
>Justin cringes
Ju: "Spooky."
L: "Good."

A: "Alright!"
>You snap
>The skeletons cut the kids down
A: "Get out."

>They march out into the bathroom
???: "Where are we?"
???: "I don't remember this bathroom."
???: "Shutup, Freshmen."

>Once on earth
>SHRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIP!
>You open a portal leading outside
A: "Naw, forreally. Get the fuck out of my Hizzy."

>The kids file out
>You roll Muscles shoulder as you survey the school from the front

>The entire east wing is collapsed
>The roof is one fire
>The gym and pool are collapsed

Sk: "Welp."
A: "Ms. Skullnik!?"
>Your eyes
>Your EYES

>Ms Skullnik is a troll
>No
>Not a sexist sterotype of a post-menopausal woman
>A literal green skin
>She is also in a one piece swimsuit

Sk: "Hey, Kid."
A: "I-"
Sk: "How ya feeling?"

>Your stomach
>Feels like a load of laundry
>That has hit the spin cycle
>With someone having tossed a can of open beans inside

J: "Anon!"
>Jackie's outside
>She's headed for you
>You can spot Yellow who was standing beside her
>She doesn't come closer
>Your head spins
>Your eyes cross

A: "Aw hey, Jack I was j-"


ROLL CON!

Rolled 5 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>2655705
WE GOT THIS! DON'T DO THE PUKES!

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>>2655705

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2655705
"GODDAM PSIONIC SUCKIN SOUL SUCCUBITCH"

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>>2655705

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>>2655705

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>>2655705

>>2655705
Woo!

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>>2655705
THINK HAPPY THOTS THINK HAPPY THOTS THINK HAPPY THOTS--

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>>2655705
DON'T BE A PUSSY
STARE
S T A R E

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>>2655705

HOLD IT IN CHAMP

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>>2655705
DON'T FUCK UP

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>>2655705

YELLOW IS FUCKING WITH EVERYONS BRAIN.
SHE IS A DEMON.
REMOVE THE THOT AND

EXPOSE HER
EXPOSE HER

TAUNT TO GET BODIED BITCH
TAUNT
TO
GET
B O D I E D
O
D
E
D

Rolled 17 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>2655705
Damn good paint skills.

>>2655737
Calm your tits.

>also
"LUNA, THE ONE WITH THE HAIR, WHAT IS THAT?!"

Rolled 8 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>2655705
Oh god. Question is... we've got to have seen some grody stuff on the net... so is this the sight of Skullnik causing this, or something more nefarious?

>>2655654
We got his calling card... we can try to arrange a meeting with his superiors if we're truly worried about the legitimacy. Though we should probably be somewhat prepared with intel for the bargaining table (why are they targeting us? to what end? can we negotiate our services to save them the hassle and buy us the time?)

>>2655767
>we can try to arrange a meeting with his superiors
How about we fucking don't? Because even Ex said they won't honor our deal. We're only being left alone locally, but the people up the chain still want our ass on a silver platter.

>>2655767
The con hit only came when we locked eyes with yellow and shes whammying us in the presence of Jackie. Shes baiting us, but at this point we need to take the risk to our relationship.

>>2655767
Its Sweet Tooths Skull.

Our stomach cant pprocess it.

Its also probably still on flames

>>2655772
all the more reason then for "wtf do we do about that now then?" ... same as before... increase and better equip our forces to defend ourselves / no use fretting about it then, we got other stuff to worry about.

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>>2655721
>>2655721
The winner!

>26

>>2655730
-2

Pussy.

A: "Hey, Jackin what's crackin'?"
>You belch
>Your throat felt...
>Dark
>For a moment
>You swallow

J: "Oh my gosh. Anon."
>Jackie grabs your head
>Traces her fingers over your scalp
>Aw yeah
>Your eyes stop pounding
>Your heart rate goes down
>For a moment all is w-
J: "What happened to your hair!?"
>Your eyes snap open
A: "My what?"

Y: "AAAhahaha! Nice look, white bread!"
>You grab at your face
>Oh shit
>You don't feel any eyebrows
>You feel your hair

>OH SHIT
>Waddup
>You don't feel any hair until the middle of your head

Y: "HAhaha~ haha! Look at the top of his head! It's like Humpty Dumpty Grew a Mullet!"

>SHHHRRRIIIP!
>A portal opens nearby
>Star and Marco pop out

M: "That was INCREDIBLE!"
>Marco is gassed
>Your fingers and jaw clench like a vice
>Star comes out
>Wearing a sparkly set of crescent moon shaped glasses
S: "Marco, YOU were amazing!"
M: "Did you see me Neck Chop that dinosaur!?"
S: "DID YOU SEE ME EAT IT!?"
>They high-five
>It's so hardcore they freeze in time in mid-air
>Yellow is still laughing her ass off in the distance

M: "I don't even -care- that we skipped school! That was the best Friday I could have ever asked for! A-"
>Star is not looking at Marco
>She is looking at you
>Then at the school
S: "Uhhh-"
>She turns Marco's head to the flames
M: "And then we should try to out-fly one of those giant sa-Oh..."
>They star for a moment
M: "What happened here?"

Sk: "Gas leak blew up the school."
M: "Oh, hey ms SKULNIChHI!"

>Marco turns greener than the dark spot under your teacher's swimming bottoms
>Then hurls into a nearby trash can
Sk: "Class in cancelled until Monday."
>She's writing on a notepad that she pulled from her hair
Sk: "Just like my water Yoga water class."
>She sticks a slip into both Marco and Star's hands

Sk: "See ya in detention. Class ditchers."

cont

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>>2655816
>>2655816

>A lightning strike occurs somewhere nearby
>Your phone goes off

Ja: "Sup, guys I'm back from Massech- WHOAHLY SHIT ANON'S GOT HOMELESS HAIR!"
>Janna's back
>She walked out from the bushes in a black mini-skirt and combat boots

Su: "Sho...Detention."
>Susan is next to star
Su: "I don't know wut dat ish."
S: "Me neither."
Su: "Shee you thewe?"
S: "Are you in trouble too?"
>Susan looks to Ms Skullnik
>Pleading

Sk: "Impress me."
>Susan grabs Marco's underwear and suspends him 2 feet in the air by them
M: "AH! AAHH!"
>He voice gets so high Skullnik's glasses crack

Sk: "Seen better."
>She hands Susan the paper
>She beams and looks to Star

Su: "Yesh."
S: "Then it's a date!"


L: "Smooth."

>What do, Baldy?

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There is only one way we can make sure the MiB will respect us on equal ground...

WE NEED A NUCLEAR DETERRENT,
or the magical equivalent of one.

>>2655485

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>>2655821
Get into detention to talk to Janna.

Plan our next step in cementing our power.

Find a way to fix your hair.

>>2655821
Mom, plz help. I need a way to grow my hair back. This is the most important thing I need to do right now.

>Get into detention to talk to Janna.
NO! Leave Janna alone!

>>2655827
>>2655821
If we can't fix it, just shave it all off.
it will grow back naturally.

Hopefully no one will confuse us for a skin-head school shooter instead of a regular school shooter.

>>2655821
"Hey Janna, so about that whole 'killing your witch teacher and nearly killing a god' thing... Is everything ok?"

>>2655821

When are we gonna smack Yellow? I'm really feeling for it, so let's talk to Janna in detention. And figure out how to grow our hair back

>>2655837

Doesn't help Yellow keeps acting like a cunt, she's really tempting to shoot

>>2655841
>so let's talk to Janna in detention.
Where does it say Janna got detention?

>>2655821
>I think eating that cursed serial killer clown was a bad idea. I might have caught his curse. Gonna need to un-curse that before I get all IT up in this bitch.
>Fist bump Susan
>"Now I know you're my sister, got the same shit taste in waifus."
>"Yeah, while you two were fucking lizards or whatever, I saved the class from the MiB and a guy Toffee sent to kill me. A guy he sent using the spell that Glos gave him. So, y'know, cleaning up your mistakes here."
>Tell Jackie that maybe the dance could be held at our castle?
>Also, her friend might be a psychic vampire, poor Sabs was all psychically fucked from just spending time around her.

>>2655821
>MIND BEAM AT YELLOW
>YOU AND ME AFTER SCHOOL. DONT MAKE ME FIND YOU.

>B4B our hair back
>Say hi to janna and tell her Shadow rhe Hedgehog was here

>Whisper to jackie. "Luna says something is messinf with kids minds at the school, keep an eye out". Also tell her "I solved a proble. Without killing today."

>>2655847

Eh, don't mind it. Just a bit preoccupied preparing for a game of homebrewed JoJo.

>>2655851
support

>>2655851
>"I solved a proble. Without killing today."
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What a nice lie.

>>2655821
Tell Jackie the hair got burned off in a fight--- I mean gas explosion.

See if Luna has anything to regrow hair and she what jackie's plans are for the day.

Vomit the skull up away from people.

>Whisper to jackie. "Luna says something is messinf with kids minds at the school, keep an eye out". Also tell her "I solved a proble. Without killing today."

See if Justin still wants to lift weights.

>>2655851

I can support this, only there is one problem. B4B doesn't regrow dead cells like hair is made of, so ask Luna for help about that

>>2655860

...Why not tell Jackie the truth about it?

>>2655862
Say you got into a fight in front of a teacher? It's like you want to go to detention.

>>2655821
Go to detention like a good student
Then leave early
Cause we have shit to do and hair to fix
DONT TALK TO JANNA UNLESS SHE TALKS TO US.

>>2655821
>Just fucking kill Yellow right here, right now.

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>>2655851
>>2655849
Quest confirmed BFB can only regrow living cells.
Hair, being dead, cannot regrow using BFB.

>>2655860
>>2655851
>>2655849
Also, we killed plenty of people today.
>Everyone on the helicopter, including the pilot we Cruci-Crushed his spine off.
>The Agent's who's neck we snapped when we woke up.
>I'm sure someone else.
Also, we already established Jackie doesn't want us to fight her friends, much less kill them.
Try and fucking shun Yellow or ask her what the fuck is her problem, but fighting her right now is sure to end up badly for us one way or another.

>>2655867
>Go to detention like a good student
When the fuck did Skullnick give us detention again?

>>2655821
>Hair
Seconding >>2655837

>Sickness
How have we not thrown up this thing yet? Maybe "Mom" knows a good remedy for an upset stomach?

>Interaction
Maybe work on something from our list with Jackie? Bow's vegetation issues? we're not really assigned to detention as is and neither is Janna, though we could ask if she wants to come along... her decision, not ours, make that clear... only Star/Marco/Susan.

>>2655873
We solved the sabrina problem without killing.

>>2655873

I'm pretty sure Yellow is too much of an arrogant THOT to tell what her problem is. Also

Inb4 there's faggots coming in to defend her

>>2655867
>>2655876
Just now?
Cause we ditched class?
If im wrong, then just default to the second part of the post.
The mentioned "Stuff and Hair" part

>>2655821

>>2655830
Let's NOT talk to Janna.

>>2655851
yes, let's escalate things (for fun)

ALSO DON'T GO TO DETENTION
because
don't need to
better things to do
why

>>2655821
adding to my vote:
>>2655860
Do not kill yellow Just ignore her for now.

Do not go to detention as Anon and Janna do not have it.

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>>2655878
>How have we not thrown up this thing yet?
We got really good CON stats.

>>2655881
I suppose that counts. We still fucked some people up again today.

>>2655821
>>2655827
Greet Janna. Ask her what's up and how she's doing. Get a way to fix your hair from Luna or just shave it.

Come on. We gotta PLAN SHIT

>>2655903
Oh yeah, I must've missed the part where Skullnick gave us a detention slip and didn't just give one to Marco, Star, and Susan. Oh wait, I didn't. CUZ IT NEVER HAPPENED! We never got detention!

>>2655917
Yeah. We killed people today, but we solved an issue without killing and that's what's important.

>>2655851
this except the janna part

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A: "Fuck."
>You feel your bare skull

A: "Fuck! Janna!"
Ja: "Oh you're -way- down on my list for that now, McMoot."
A: "We need to talk."
Ja: "No we don't."
A: "We need to talk in DETENTION."

Ja: "No. We don't."
A: "Why not?"
Ja: "I don't have detention."

A: "I-"
Sk: "Neither do you."
>You eye Susan
>She could use some backup, couldn't she?

>Susan looks at you from her post beside Star
>Who is just chatting away at Marco like a little songbird

S: "So, what'da we gonna do in dentention, Marco! Is it like an after school party with the ~bad~ kid!?"
M: "My record...my-"
>Marco looks up from the ground
>His beautiful auburn eyes twinkling with tears
M: "My hubris has cost me so much."
>Marco has left this world to be encased in his hoodie
>Star watches for a moment
>Wand in her mouth
>She pomfs her hand onto Marco's hood swaddled head

S: "Pat-Pat."
>Susan is shaking with a grin on her face a mile wide

>You mind beam to her
A: "You good?"
Su: "Fuw Mast."

>She's fine

A: "Ok yeah FUCK detention."
>You turn to Jackie
>Look over at Yellow
>Who is clearly still enjoying her self at your expense

A: "Jackie. You wanna go out tonight?"
>Yellow'sLaughterStops.mp3
A: "Yeh das right nig-nog I'm still her boyfriend."

J: "...You're really asking me that with half of your hair burnt off?"
A: "Uh-"
Y: "You a clown ass bitch.""

>You look to Luna
>Who is just minding the big portal home
L: "You want to fix your hair, dear?"
A: "Pls."
L: "There's a potion for it. A lovely cure for baldness and all other maladies of appearance."
A: "PUH LS."
L: "We'll need some fresh spring water. A crow's first egg...a~nd..."

Roll Con again.

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>>2655977
DON'T FUCK UP

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>>2655977

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>>2655977

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>>2655977

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>>2655977

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>>2655977
DIGEST ALREADY YOU FUCKING CLOWN FUCK!

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>>2655977
Actually... fucking up may be just what we need...

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>>2655977

Oh boy Yellow, you'll be fun to smack around

>>2656004

How?

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>>2655977
Here goes.

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>>2655977
Ha
I feel foolish

>>2656015
no, just... this shit has been causing issues for us for numerous sessions now. Hope there's a payoff... or if there is no payoff, we just expel it from our body.

>>2656123
Honestly with how resistant it's been. I want to attach it to Anons belt, flesh craft the mouth shut and us as a healing battery. Though that's assuming the clown head is still alive.

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>>2656001
>>2656001

The winner.

What a winner it is.

>30 total

>>2655995
+2!

>>2656017
-2

>30 total

>You belch again

J: "Are you sure you -feel- up to going out?"
A: "Didn't you wanna party tonight?"
J: "Well, yeah."
A: "You ever party sick?"
>You swallow down your nausea
>Ignore the fact the back of your nose feels like a candied kitten ass

Su: "Hey! Hey Anown!"
A: "Eh?"
>You wipe some sweat off of your slick forehead
Su: "If I'm gonna be in detention. You need to wawk Bow."
A: "Do I?"
Su: "Unwess you want him to shit in the houwse you do."

>You suddenly have the value of minions put into your face
>Also the fact you're a damn wreck right now

J: "I don't wanna see you push yourself too hard."

Y: "Yeah. Take it easy for a while, trih. I'll push her for you instead."
>You glare at Yellow
A: "Oh no. I'll push and be fine."
>You grin at Jackie
A: "You know me. Toughest bastard in the Universe."
>Jackie smooches your forehead

Ja: "GHhheeyyyyy."
Y: "Not gay enough for some."
Ja: "Do I know you?"
Y: "Not yet."
>Yellow eyes Janna
Y: "You got cute boots."
Ja: "Why are you standing so far away from everybody?"
Y: "The crusty boi's smell mostly. Plus I wanna be out of noose distance."
A: "Hah."
J: "Anon, that was awful."
>It was


J: "Well, tiger."
>Jackie scratches the back of your head
>Where all your hair is
J: "Where we goin?"

>Fuck
>You asked Jackie out as a tactical move
>You never considered THE DATE

A: "UhHHHhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"


Where are you taking your girlfriend, Anon?

>Also, that potion tho
>Also your dog tho
>Also your whole life tho
>Also the game

A: "That meme is so dead it may as well have been in the holocaust."
J: "Which meme?"
A: "The game."

>Marco cringes
M: "I thought you quit that!"


>Your eye twitches
A: "Do you hate me, Janna?"
>Janna goes quiet
>She doesn't turn toward you
J: "Anon you -really- don't seem like yourself right now."

cont

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>>2656176
>>2656176

A: "How much does Janna hate...us?"
Ja: "I was only mad at -you- first of all."
A: "Yeah. I get that....was?"
Ja: "What?"
>You grin
A: "You said was."
Ja: "Well I was! Am!"
A: "Past tense no take backs, bitch."

Ja: "Fuck you! If you stopped to THINK that MAYBE somebody could handle problems on their own once in a while I wouldn't want to CARVE YOUR GUMS INTO LITTLE STATUES OF THE MIDDLE FINGERS I WANT TO PUT IN YOUR ASS!"
Sk: "Janna."
Ja: "..."
Sk: "Now you've got detention."

Ja: "GOD. DAMNIT!"
>Yellow clicks her tongue
Y: "You just a disaster to e'rrbody around you, huh?"

A: "Forget this! I. AM. Gonna. Have. A GREAT DAY!"
>You run your palm over your head
A: "I'm gonna fix my hair with MAGIC!"
S: "I have a spell for that actua-"

>You shove Star by the face
A: "Don't talk to me you have detention."
>You spit something blackened into the grass

A: "I'm gonna organize my matters at home! Gonna get ALL SORT OF CLERICAL WORK DONE AND FORWARD MY ENTERPRISES!"

>Luna's grammar lessons are showing

A: "Also."
>You hug Jackie's waist
A: "I love my girlfriend."
>You hack
A: "AND I'M GONNA TAKE HER T-"

>Where
>Where are you taking her?

>>2656181
>Show her The Hole
>Show her our whole damn world
>her

>>2656181
We goin' on an adventure Jacko, just like you wanted. We gonna fix my hair together!

>>2656196
And we'll ride around on Bow so he doesn't shit in the house.

>>2656181
The castle,
And the inside of our wand.

Our own personal paradise yeah?

>>2656181
I actually don't think she's seen THE HOLE yet.
Might as well show her since all of our other allies have seen it.
I mean come on if Sabrina liked it, i'm sure she'd be down.
We can go to the highest peak of the tallest tower and have a little lunch on the balcony I'm sure is there.

>>2656181
>Oh, also seriously. Walk bow first. We were warned.

>>2656181
Ask her if San Clemente is good? She wanted to go there a while back so perfect opportunity.

>>2656216
>>2656190
>>2656214
>Taking her into the fucking hole
>Again
Come on guys, variety is the spice of life.

>>2656181

>>2656224
>San Clemente

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

>>2656216
>>2656214
>>2656190
Jackie has been on Mewmus.
She met Wondie and called him our science slave.

>>2656190
>>2656214
>>2656216

she's seen the hole before goys

>>2656261
>>2656264
my bad, how about uh....

>>2656239
>>2656261
Oh shit niggas, you right

>>2656216
Change to San Clemente I guess

>>2656224
Guys. Do San Clemente. She wanted to go there before to surf. It'll also allow Bow to see the ocean for the first time.

>>2656274
support, especially to bring along bow

>>2656272
She's wanted to go to San Clemente in the past, so that's an option outside of just taking her along for work

>>2656181
Supporting >>2656274 and >>2656279 also, damn, my home town

>>2656181
>>2656224
going to add:
Send some skeletons to deal with collecting the ingredients for the hair potion.

PLEQSE SHAVE FIRST

>>2656181
>>2656273
Side note
Send the Skeletons to get the stuff we need for the potion to fix our bad hairday.

Also I eally think we need to PLAN AHEAD.

Fuck do we have alot of shot in the Quest Backlog.

>>2656181
>>2656315
Also supporting this. DELEGATION!
>>2656324

>>2656181
"On a good time where i can show her how much I appreicate her. Also, Yellow is a demon or some shit. Has anyone seen tom like, at all. Yellow who even are you, Skullnick do we even have a record of her. Not even jealous anymore, just like who is you?"

>>2656358
>>2656181
yeah lets seriously ask this question cause who the hell is she?

Sending skeletons on their own is a bad idea IMO.

Specially for something as vanal as ingredients for a hair potion.

DONT WASTE MORE SKELETONS THAN THE ONES WE ALREADY.LOST ON SUPERFICIAL SHIT

>>2656181
>>2656319
>>2656324
>>2656353


>>2656378
save the skellies, go bald for now
ROCK IT TO SHOW YELLOW WHAT FOR

>>2656384
>>2656181
Vote to NOT send skellies on their own.
Instead

>>2656181
Adding wearing a hat:
>>2656319

>>2656446
Supporting hats.
Hats are awesome.
Everyone needs a good hat.
>Give Jackie a hat

Nth for fuck Yellow. Fuck you, cunt

Defer to mom's superior hat taste. After that ask Janna if she owns any ridiculous headgear.

>>2656473
>>2656446
>inb4 M'Lady

>>2656446
>>2656473
>>2656181
Wearing a hat is just asking for people to point out we feel inadequate.
Rock your baldness for now. Shave what's left and look for a potion later.

Don't send skellies alone.

We should just throw up the fucking cursed meat

>>2656181
Alright Janna. I'll let you sort THIS one problem out with you and detention.

I'm glad you're back tho. Hope you did good with Horned Dude.

>>2656566
>Truth in this sentiment

HOL UP
>Mind beam at janna.
>"Is Marco's dad bigger'n me?"

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THE VOTES

>Jackie goes to...

>THE HOLE
2 votes

>ON A HAIR RAISING ADVENTURE
2 votes

>ON A TUBULAR SURFING EXPEDITION
5 votes

>Your hair

>GETS HANDLED WHEN THE BOYS GATHER YOUR NEEDED GOODS
>Using minions
>On a mission where they won't die
3 votes

>Gets left alone
>Fuck Hair
>Fuck Yellow
>Especially fuck yellow
3 votes

>Gets covered in a hat
>Fuck yeah
>Hats
3 votes...

A three way tie.
I wonder what you're all going to do to h-

A: "I'm gonna take my girlfriend to SURF AT SAN CLEMENTE! Cause she deserves it! I'm gonna suck ass in the waves but I'm gonna TRY MY BEST!"
>You take deep breath
A: "I'm gonna SORT my shit out while I'm there."
>You motion toward your portal
A: "Send my hench-niggas on missions to get us ready for the shit coming our way."
>You motion to Susan
A: "Love my family."
>You whistle
>Bow comes bounding out of THE HOLE like a T-rex after Jeff Goldblum
A: "Walk my dog."

>You point to yourself
A: "An' I'mma buy a wig. Cause I got money like that."

>You 420
>Blaze your embarrassing shitty hair off

That wasn't one of the options.
>Well -I- certainly didn't pick it. Now sit down and listen.

>You Grab Jackie
>Who squeaks as Muscles gently squishes her soff tum

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>>2656658
>>2656658

https://youtu.be/0mYBSayCsH0

A: "Fuck all ya'll. Good luck, Suze. I'm still sorry Janna please don't cuck our friendship with whoever or whatever it is out in space."
>You climb into Bow
>Who's grass and leaves kind of get in your mouth but it's ok cause you don't have any allergies
>Not to grass
>Just faggotry

Y: "Did you just say what I think you s-"
A: "Fuck you YOU'RE NOT REAALL!"
>You turn to Skullnik
A: "Is she real?"
>Skullnik looks at Yellow
Sk: "Anon. You're losin' it. Of course she's real, the girl's standing right there."
>Skullnik pulls her bottoms out of a wedgie
Sk: "Real as my swimsuit rash."
Y: "I'm the realest person around here. You just let people cuss and act crazy too?"
A: " https://youtu.be/bMyxp4Oec-A?t=3 "

J: "..."
Y: "..."
Sk: "Now you have detention."
Ja: "HAH!"
A: "WELL I'M NOT GOIN!"

>Bow brays into the air
>Howls

https://youtu.be/i9Ngk5sOeEk

Sk: "That's gonna mean MORE DETENTION!"
A: "Action now! CONSEQUENCE LATER!"

>Anonymous smooches his girl
A: "Love forever."
>You portal a hole in the air
A: "UNLIFE ETERNAL!"

Y: "What -is- that kid?"
>Yellow and the rest watch as you sprint off into the portal
>Your life sprawling out ahead of you
>Still full of possibilities
>Still full of death
>Your plate overflows with madness
>Your compatriots grow in number but so do their needs and trials

>Fuck that
>It's time for that beach episode

Y: "Naw forreal like what -is- he?"
>Luna chuckles
>Snaps her fingers as the portal you left behind slowly closes
>She turns
>Targeting Yellow in one of her searing pink irises

L: "That's my boy."


SESSION END!

Tomorrow is Father's day, my dudes.
SO NEXT SESSION MOVED

To Tuesday.
Starting at 6:00pm US CENTRAL TIME!

Where we'll finally get to see what having minions is good for.

Having hands in places unseen.
Acts done in the dark.

Or even outside of the will of God.

Stay Blesst
Love,
Quest

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L: "Anonymous. Darling, a moment of your mental faculties."
A: "Yeah, mom? Also wow Bow is really hard to ride with Jackie."
L: "You should let her drive."
A: "b-But I don't wanna ride bitch!"
L: "She is better at it than you."
A: "Mom pls."
L: "The last ingredient I'll need for your tonic. It's hair."
A: "Hair? Well that's stupid if I had hair I wouldn't b-"
L: "Hair from the leg of a spider. Preferably brown. Like yours."
A: "So a Tarantula."
L: "Or someone's bone marrow."
A: "What the fuck kinna substitution Jutsu ass-"

L: "Tata, love. Enjoy your romantic outing. See you at home. Aren't clarification posts fun?"

A: "WHOAH SHIT!"
J: "Huh? We gonna hit some ducks?"
>You screamed out load
>Because a post card just appeared in your head
>Of Luna

>Luna in her Beach Day outfit


"Hugs. Kisses. ~etcetera~"
-Mommy

A: "I'm gonna be so fucked up when I'm older."
J: "You're fucked up now."
A: "Is that a deal breaker?"
J: "Nah."
>Jackie squeezes you tight as you both ride toward the waves
J: "You're rockin' it pretty hard right now."

bless

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>>2656722
BLEST

So I'm kinda scared to ask... but how badly did we fuck up our interaction with Shadow? I'm the Anon who suggested just having a civil goddamn conversation with him to find common ground but I have so little faith in y'all niggas that I'm not even gonna read the archive, I wanna see just how right I was in my lack of faith.

How bad was it? Come on. I wanna know.

>>2657573
Well, it was, uh, something. We didn't kill each other at least, and he gave us a power ring, so I'd say it worked out alright. Mostly.

>>2657607
Nigga, you know for a fact that's not what I'm asking.

Did we or did we not end up quote 'saving' unquote Maria from our psychic rape projections? Did we manage to better both Shadow AND ourselves from the encounter, enough that he at least tolerates us?

>>2657622
we end up quote 'saving' unquote Maria from our psychic rape projections.

First for Yellow is actually a physical psychic manifestation of our own latent self loathing

>>2662356
If that's the case then we just tell Jackie and take it away to fuck it into submission, seeing as it would be masturbation at that point.

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SESSION START!

https://youtu.be/PMRr7mE3Hmg?list=RDPMRr7mE3Hmg
>Only you
>Only you could almost die a half dozen time in the past two or three weeks
>Then
>At the drop of a hat
>Shut it all down
>You've been on defense too much
>Felt too attacked
>Swarmed
>Why are you doing this?
>Doing any of it?

>Is peace an option for you?
>For anyone anymore?
>Only you
>Anonymous
>Could have these sort of thoughts at 15
>On a beach
>With your girlfriend who's just come back with her hoverboard, a pair of normal surfboards an-

A: "Whoah."

>Jackie
>She's strapped in a full slipsuit
>It is reminding you just how THICC your feelings for her are
A: "Am I overdressed?"
J: "You're in a trenchcoat."
A: "Yeah but it's not dry-clean."

>A towell slaps into your now bald scalp
J: "You should probably get some shorts."

>When you both arrived you did need to pick up that wig
>Otherwise your currently bald skull would turn into a frying surface upon which you could make seagull egg omelettes

>Bow
>Your grass-dog-gator
>Has been a spectacle for the kids
>One of them pulled his eyelid however
>He almost ate that one

>Somebody didn't have their dog on a leash either
>The little Pomeranian shit would NOT stop jumping at Bow when he wasn't turned toward it
>He actually ate that one
>Jackie freaked
>You laughed
>She elbowed you in the ribs
>The owner cried
>So you saved the stupid furball

A: "I have so much to do..."

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pf0s8VrRef23OUoV6IiF9gtMG8hQkg1U3XKdEI3GScs/edit#

UPDATED QUEST JOURNAL WITH ALL THE TODOS ADDED

L: "You're a king now, darling."
A: "You keep tellin' me that mom but...feels more like I'm the monkey in the middle of a barfight."
L: "Anonymous."
A: "Yeah?"
L: "You have an army at your command."
A: "..."
L: "Delegate."
A: "Can I even do that from here?"
L: "All it takes is a thought."


>Jackie wants you to try and surfboard with her as soon as you've put on your lotion and put some shorts on

>Bow seems to want to protect your new wig with his life
>WHAT DOES THE WIG LOOK LIKE?

>You can send your skeletons out into the world with mental commands to...

-Accomplish tasks
-Gather information
-Raid shit
-Bully pedestrians
-Clear out the house

>The beaches here in San Clemente are clean and gorgeous


What do?

>>2663446
Send the most stealthy skeltals to gather info, while have the rest clean out the house and prepare a proper throne room

>>2663446
>Send the skeletons to spend time with Jackie for us while we clear out the house.

She won't notice a damn thing.

>>2663446

>Have Susan and Wondervon take 100 of our best boys and go out into the wilds of Nebraska to find a suitable place to set up a simple mine. Tell him to take his boy out into the world. Raid whatever tools they need along the way. Give them a list of stores, home depot, tractor supply, caterpillar etc.

>Have Sabrina give us an update on how she is feeling and what is going on at school.

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>>2663446

Send skelemin to get some info, others to clean the house out, as for the wig.

Posting the most superior of wigs

>>2663446
>Jackie wants you to try and surfboard with her as soon as you've put on your lotion and put some shorts on

Then do that.

>WHAT DOES THE WIG LOOK LIKE?
Only slightly off color compared to our old hair color, in an annoying way. And with an actual hair style compared to our previous style of "fuckit I don't care."

>Skeletons
Send specifically three skeleton to deal with getting our hair potion ingrediants, send like fifty to gather info on Toffee, and another fifty to scout out War Planet.

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>>2663446
The problem of our skeletons and sending them out is not only that there are pretty fragile, but that they also attract way too much attention and aggression from the living.
We need a way to make them stronger, but also bring less attention to themselves.
Fleshcrafting some mean on them is good, as well as getting them some disguises.

ALSO, Lets contemplate all of the horrible things we have done while we hang out with Jackie.

>>2663470
>Have luna make up some nice spidersilk wigs for us in various styles, including our original hair.

>>2663476
Oh, and any remaining ones clear out our garden or library. Or both at the same time. I don't care.

>>2663470
Susan's in detention.

>>2663471
Yes, support. This wig.

>>2663446
>>2663470
>>2663477
these too, we need that mine and we should thunk a bit

>>2663484
Setting it up on earth is just a shake down with easily attainable tech. Once we are more established we can move it to mars or the moon or whatever. Out in Montana is just to get us away from any prying eyes.

>>2663446
>>2663476
>>2663470
supporting!

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>>2663446
>Wig
Pic related
>Skeletons
Half go gather materials (like Metal and shit), the other half go get the shit we need for the hair fix potion
>Beaches
I think there is a fan fiction about this...
Go learn how to surf with Jackie.

>>2663446
Get some shorts and put lotion on. Then learn to surf.

Supporting:
>>2663471
for wig.

Send some skeletons out to:
.Gather ingredients for the potion and that one for getting huge (If combat need for getting huge send them with guns and flack jacket)
.Collect some of the small dead things in Echo Creek like birds, rats, worms, insects, and etcetera.
.Dig through garbage searching for corpses, money or valuables anon can use.
-Steal dead bodies from the stone crypts and mausoleums in New Orleans and Aokigahara (that suicide forest in japan(Steal the cars that have had leave built up on them over time as the owners are dead.))

>>2663446
>>2663465
>Jackie wants you to try and su--
Nah,

>Bow seems to want to protect your new wig with his life
>WHAT DOES THE WIG LOOK LIKE?
David fucking Bowie.

>>2663471
>>2663446
>>2663458
Supporting this as well because David Bowie

>text Marco and Star

"Hey guys, I know you hate me right now, but I need a favor. Not for me but for Sabrina and Jackie. There is something psionic messing with the school. Have either of you seen Tom since last year and Marco, I have never heard of Jackies new friend Yellow. Has she been going to school or is she new? Can you check a year book. Janna might know something. I will owe you. "

>>2663504
Changing vote to having it be whatever Luna made for us

>>2663470
Susan is in detention trying to get close to Star. Don't cock block.

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>>2663484
>>2663470
>>2663483
>>2663490
>>2663477
>>2663446
>Alaska
>Risking our already low amount of boys on mining enterprises without tools and on supervised national land.

I think a more appropriate idea would be to first get proper equipment for such an enterprise, and even then I think it's a bad idea.

I think we should use mostly our skeletons to gather info, and maybe try and locate Dirtbro AND Alabaster.
We can also contact Hek through Headbook to see what she knows and she she and the MHC is planning

The wig and hair potion are on my lowest priority list, really. I guess we could send our skeletons to get some of the easiest obtainable ingredients.

PS: Getting our skeletons some disguises might allow us to MONITOR MIB's location now that we know where they are located, as well as scouting WAR PLANET.
We can maximize out mining potential once we get WOndie's tools and meet some of his race.

>>2663471
Chaos, how long we're you waiting to put Anon in that wig? Good taste by the way.

>>2663533

Longer than you think

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>>2663532
We can also raise some really simple undeads like flies and and the like.

They cost 0 WILL to maintain and are very good at passing unnoticed.

reminder that skeletons cannot into stealth

>Also adding have Susan get Iron Nails some clothing or armor to promote his ass to Herald because that Boi distinguished himself and deserves the prrrrrrromotions!

>>2663536
So first thread then?

>>2663546
Susan is on detention

>>2663547

Third thread actually

>>2663551
Fuck, you're right she has a date with star in detention. But detention isn't until later. She can go back when its time.

>>2663555
Close enough, your trips distinguish your taste.

>>2663446
Adding the following to my vote here:
>>2663502
Raise the small undead the skeletons find when back from date.

Ask Luna about finding some silk producing creatures to try and make some silk suits with armor panels of some sort for the skeletons. When Anon met Moon for the first time she's was wearing fine silk under silvered steel that created some form of magically reflective and immune to non-magical weapon armor. Possible pull a note out of Taylor Hebert's book and use dead members of the silk producing species to work silk collected from living member of the species into armor or trade goods. Possible try to get enough living members of the species so that Anon can have a steady supply of the silk and a sustainable supply of corpses. I'd say try some form of giant spiders due to how strong the normal spiders silk is as well as possible gaining natural spider climb for our army. Maybe use the Eagle that was stuck in spiderwebs on the other side of a portal as a starting point

>>2663551
>>2663557
Just reiterating for emphasis.
Susan, wondie and the boys can go out and put in work but Susan has to organize her personal time to work with the needs of the kingdom.

She has a date during detention with STAR. We should not do anything to fuck this up for Susan. If she has to step away from running with wonder then let her, but make sure she keeps the scissors or gets her field trip back to the castle.

DO NOT FUCK UP SUSANS PERSONAL LIFE WITH OUR BULLSHIT DEMANDS AND MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS THAT WE CARE AND APPRECIATE HER AS A PERSON

>>2663568

...Why not have Luna do it? Mewmusians are spider people

>>2663587
Does her magical body have the ability to shit out silk?

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Way too many of you are too worried about wigs and hair potions when e should be delegating important things and hanging with Jacko

>>2663589

I don't see why not

>>2663594
>Implying our hair isn't important
A king cannot be bald.

>>2663446
>Wig
Drumpf style wig. If we gotta have it, we might as well make a meme out of it
>DELEGATE
Support >>2663470
>Bow and Jackie
...m-maybe we can combine it? Surf bow? Or maybe have him paddle out along with us / tow us back out after catching a wave

This is a waste of time. Every second spent testing the water is time that could go to finding and stopping Toffee. Not only are we racing the MHC for him, we also need to stop the flow of assassins to prevent another asshole from completely flattening the school and killing everyone inside trying to find us.

Also.
>Re animate all the small critters and have them spy around town... And everywhere else.
>Raid for bodies more.
>Have the skellymans search for shadow and invite him to the castle to propose an alliance.
>Lotion up, strip, and surf.
>Telepathy bow about whats been bothering him.
>Telepathy bow about what he has been doing, and what he likes and dislikes.
>Just shoot the shit with dragon dog

>>2663608

Well hate to say it but SOL is going to last a long goddamn while

>>2663608
>life is nothing but a series of objectives
>everything must have a purpose for progression and advancement
>all else is of no worth and should be purged
>beep-bop

>>2663612
I can support this on most things, though I think looking for Shadow is a lost cause, and se should focus on gathering info and more corpses to recuperate our lost numbers.

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Rolled 2 (1d10)

J: "Hello~ c'mon dude let's go!"
A: "I- I've never surfed before."
J: "I saw you ride a wave of dead stuff out of the depths of the sea with a knife wound."
A: "Well yeah but that was cause of 20s."
J: "Huh?"
A: "D'yah think I should call my dick a knife? Or like a dirk?"
J: "Dirks are short swords. I don't think it's that big."
>Jackie smirks
A: "It's about that sharp tho."
>Smirk cancelled
A: "There's a reason we haven't banged I'm protecting you."
J: "Janna already told me she saw you naked at your house."
A: "Slander. Lies."
J: "Said she wasn't impressed."
A: "IT WAS COLD!"
J: "Enough about your swang, McMoot."

>You kick in the sand
>Grab for your wig

>It's feathered
>Poised
>Bow cries when you snatch it from him but bounds toward the water with both you and Jackie

>He stops when he hits the waves
>Backs up
>Growls at the water

A: "C'mon boi it's just a bath in fish pee. Also, Hey. Hey Jackie."
>Jackie is speaking to you about surf borts as you ramble
J: "Just sit on the board."
A: "Hey Jackie."
J: "Ok, put your hips here and your hands out like this."
A: "Jackie."
J: "Now we paddle."
A: "I'm Wiggy Stardust."
>Jackie snort-laughs
>Muscles tries to choke you
>Bow digs a 5-foot hole and crams his body down into it
>A child jumps on his back and calls the seagulls with bread
>He eats every seagull that gets close to his mouth


ROLL DEX FOR THAT SURFING ATTEMPT
>use YOUR dex
>Muscles ain't gots no feet

MEANWHILE IN THE DEPTHS OF WEBWILLOW CASTLE

>Your thoughts reach out through time
>Space
>Reality
>Riding on the tethers of your WILL to reach your minions
>So many needs

>The castle
>Your domain
>Matierials
>Wealth
>Yet one need arises above all others

>The skeleton full of Iron nails raises his punctured head from his dormant state
>As a horde gathers around him he utters

IN: "Our master...needs answers."

>Wondervon was in the middle of something personal when they took him
>With a webcam and spare flat screen he had made some kind of grooming station in his lab
>He is still covered in machine oil with a razor blade in his hand as they carry him into the main foyer

>The skeletons drop him into a kitchen chair
>Take his razor
>Drag out another flat screen TV
>Then Iron Nails walks up to it
>Then SCRATCHES INTO IT'S SURFACE WITH HIS FINGERS

IN: "What do you know about WAR PLANET?"

cont

Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2663645
ROLLAN FOR SICK TRICKS!

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2663645

Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2663651
Damn! Off by one...

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>2663645

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>2663645

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>2663645

>>2663645
>Then SCRATCHES INTO IT'S SURFACE WITH HIS FINGERS

OUI IRON NAILS WHAT THE FUCK! THATS EXPENSIVE AND BE POLITE TO WONDERVON. HE IS OUR GUEST!

>>2663663
>HE IS OUR GUEST!
No he isn't, he's our servant and lives here.

>>2663622
More that sleeping on Toffee will be deadly and that he'll only get stronger from here. Doing this just widens the gap. All of our other objectives can be put aside except for Toffee because there are going to be new, stronger assassins every single damn day until we staunch the flow. Slice of Life is fine, but not when there's serious shit that needs to be attended to first.

Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2663645

Oh boy

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>>2663645
>>2663645

W: "Vell...I know how zeh take in zeir warriors. I know zeh current champion has been undefeated for 500 years. I know vere zeh planet is. I alzo happen to know it hash leaderz bezides it's king."

IN: "WHO?"

W: "Zeh nobles who bet zere. Zhey have ties in every skin market in several dimenzions. Zhey have a loose alliance with Purrkistan. Vis some monstrous planets and alien races. Zere is much to know. What information vould assist you zeh most?"

>Some other skeletons crawl out of THE HOLE
>A small band
>Leaderless
>Yet directed

We Seek the forgotten things. Little bodies. Little deaths. We will gather vermin for our master.

>Small groups with no leader take DISAD
>There isn't much a risk in certain missions however
>Like this one

>The roving skeletons get an 8 on their gathering

>While pulling out some dead possums from the trash they're spotted by police officers

P: "Hey! Get outta there! You guys know the shelter kitchen's open until 7 you can't raid the school t-...t-t-t-t..tt-t"
>The skeletons eye the man curiously
>Feeling his pulse with their eyeless sockets
>Tasting his tremoring knees
>Smelling his fear

Sk: "HEHHHHHHHHH!"
P: "AAAAHHH!"
>The policeman just flees
>He leaves his hat
>One of the skeltals takes it
>He puts it on
>Then dances, mimicing his terror
>They laugh like wicked xylophones as they tactically retreat

>The few who wondered the school found it...
>Quiet
>Peaceful even
>The government spooks worked quickly
>They even destroyed the gas pipes near the gym to help the story stick

cont

>>2663673
>>2663673

>As they wander they find detention
>Inside are Susan, Janna, Marco, Star and a few other kids you've never seen before
>The image is unsettling
>New people
>Disgusting

>Susan has her HUEG SWORD jammed into the wall
>She's using it as a shelf for activities
>Star is giving Janna tattoos with her wand
>Marco is doing pushups

S: "Marco, don't you want a tattoo? I could give you a lil' cactus with a karate band."
M: "78...no! 79...I gotta...80! Make sure I...81! 82! Come out of hard time a better man than I went in!"
Ja: "Drama Queen. Anybody else want snacks?"
S: "Ohohoh! ME! MEEEE!"
Su: "You'we a shnack."
S: "I~m a princess."
Su: "Do yew wike the cown festival?"
S: "No..."
Su: "Whawt is wrong wif y-"
S: "I LOVE the corn festival! Ohmigosh do you bob for cobs or splatter meal pies?"
Su: "CobBobs Awww Day. It'sh nice to have somebody mewman awound who getsh if you-"
>They continue in unison
S/Su: "Don't use butter instead of water it's not a legit experience!"
S: "EEEE!"
Su: "HeHah!"
>A skeleton knocks
>Everyone looks
>He waves

Ja: "I'm outie."
>Janna vanishes into a dark corner
>Re-emerging with-
Ja: "Aight! Doritos, fritos or candy bars this time losers the clerk at the Quickmart is ON BREAK!"


ANON HAS ENOUGH VERMIN TO MAKE 1 WHOLE VERMIN SWARM

-Unique unit, adept at infiltrating rooms and buildings
-Less suited for combat
-Excellent for recon


Let's see you hang ten, Cucklad.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>2663645
DON'T FUCK UP

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>>2663645
Bow's plants are freshwater plants.
Seawater would be terrible for bow's health, as it's plants could easily be burned by the salty liquid if not properly cleaned.

It's just bad idea overall.

Also, NAILS THAT TV IS EXPENSIVE
Wondervon has been behaving alright, we don't need to interrogate him for info, justa sk him how much does he know about WAR PLANET, his Laboratory and where it's located, as well as what he said about his race of mole people.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2663645

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>2663645

>>2663680
>NAILS THAT TV IS EXPENSIVE
We got it for free. Also, the fact that they had to interrogate Wondervan implies he wasn't behaving and didn't answer their questions.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2663645

>>2663680
Ask wondervon what his lab there was for. what was he trying to create. what did he create for warplanet.

>>2663680

We have a repair spell, calm your ovaries

>>2663701
>>2663680
>>2663645
Ask Wondervon how he lost his laboratory, how we could get in, how he escaped WAR PLANET, etc etc etc.

>>2663673
>>2663676
Ask Wondervon how big his race's penis is relative to their height.

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>>2663662
>>2663662
15!

>>2663651
+2

>17

Well I'll be.


J: "Ok. First we just gotta paddle. Like this."
>Jackie shows you how to keep up with the water's push
J: "You gotta go hard when it comes in on you, and gain speed when it lets loose."
A: "So l-"
J: "Exactly like masturbating."
A: "...I was gonna say like skateboarding up and down hill but-"
>Splashed
A: "PFFFpf! You bitch!"
>Jackie's laugh
>You swear it mixes with the hiss of sea foam like a harmonized note
J: "Come on, Anon. Catch me if you want revenge."
>She paddles away, kicking her bare feet in the swell
A: "OH I'M COMIN! YOU BEST BELIVE I'M COMING FAST AS POSSIBLE!"
J: "That's what I thought!"

>You and Muscles both pound the water with your palms
>The waves get in your nose a bit
>However
>After the first big wave
>Which nearly towers above you
>You grit your teeth
>Kick
>Breathe
>Kick
>Breathe
>YOU CREST!
>You're going down!

J: "C'mon! Now we stand up!"
>Stand up!?
A: "STAND UP!?"
>Muscles tries to help but he just pulls your weight off
>He needs knees
>He needs SUPPORT!

>You pry your feet beneath you and-
A: "Holy shit I'm doing it."

https://youtu.be/KIYiGA_rIls

J: "Whoah! WHOOAHH Dude! Lookit you!"
A: "Hah...haha! YEAH!"
>You're T-posing
>Your wig is crooked
>Yet here you are
>Outside
>in the water

>D O I N G I T

Anon can STAND ON A SURF BOARD
Anon's DEXTERITY IS NOW +1

J: "YYEAHH! Come on, weird kid show me what you got!"
>Jackie pulls her hips down
>Gains speed as she squats onto the waves
>Whoah
>Her back end swells the slip suit she's in FEROCIOUSLY
>Muscles Twitches
>Tries to form into a grappling hook to get to her
A: "No. NO!"

>You see Iron Nails scratching your questions into the television

A: "NO!"
IN: "What method would you prefer, my lord?"
A: "I'd PREFER if more of my minions could fucking talk instead of SCRATCHING MY NEW SHIT."
IN: "Should I ask about that?"
A: "...y-...yeah, actually. Good thinking."
IN: "My liege."


ROLL DEX TO PURSUE THE BOOTY

cont

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>>2663764
>>2663764

>>2663701
>>2663701
W: "I vas not velcomed on my homevorld. My dreams vere too ambitious. My methods...aggressive."
>Wondervon slaps oil from his chin and onto the floor
W: "I vent to zat abandoned rock for privacy. To be alone vis my vork. A whole world to use as my resource station. An entire planet of caves to fill vis my inventions. I vanted to study zeh intricacies of physical machinery unto zere enth degree. To pursue my dream of manifesting a phsyical body vis all zeh complexity of organic life. As my son, Olson is proof of...zeh concept is real. I succeeded."

>>2663705
>>2663705

W: "...I vas...too shpread out. In too much need. Resources on my hidden world were rich but I vasn't always zeh man who could get zem. Between alien monsters, ancient ruins und lost civilizations I found myzelf confounded on every turn by new distractions. I just vanted to develop my ideas. I vanted to keep developing my machines who had come zee me as a provider. A father. Zho I needed money. Because I needed more hands zan my own or my creation's..."

A: "You sold out."

W: "I made veapons. Terrible veapons."
>He smiles
W: "Very effective veapons."
>He pulls out a piece of plastic
>His fingers carve it
>Into an sort of tower

W: "Zis is vat zeh main structure resembled."
>It's spiraled
>Like a tri-helix
>Filled with store pockets and drop shafts

W: "It vas...a desperate move. It attracted zeh wrong people. Yet it kept something very important to me goingk for an unprecedented age. My inventions purified water. Redirected earthquakes. Flavored dung bars and assembly line assembled affordable chariots from tin."

>His smile drops
W: "It was an impossible time..."
>It vanishes

cont

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>2663764
Booty pursuity!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>2663764
hoo boi.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>2663764

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>2663764

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2663764

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>>2663770
>>2663770

W: "A better time."
>You can see pic related in Wonder's head
>Somewhere deep
>From a long, long time ago

>>2663705
>>2663705

W: "Zeh decided my prices vere too high. Zey wanted to control the potential of my inventions. Of my life. My laboratory. I've been in zeh service of plenty of tyrants but...zis vas different. Zis was going to be inescapable. Zho I left my robots. Left my vonderful home behind for zem to plunder. I knew zeir greed would occupy them long enough for me to escape vis the one zing I knew I could save."

>He looks off to the right
>As his son
>Who is playing with Atreus in the corner


>>2663738
>>2663738

W: "We grow our phalluses dependant upon zeh amount of male competition ve have for zeh same mate."
>He winks
W: "I like popular women."
>WHAT ELSE DO YOU ASK WONDERVON?


>DO YOU SCOUT THE SCHOOL MORE?

>DO YOU PROVIDE THEM YOUR SCISSORS TO MESS AROUND ON MEWNI


>Do you address a quest on the list?

What do?

Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2663764

>>2663783
>Scout the school
>Chaperone the kids with skeleton guardians, let them walk around and not pass out in cages
>Ask Wondy what makes his son so special

>>2663783
>Wondervan Question
Specifically how much control does the champion have? Is it like being a president, or a king?

>Scout school?
Nah

>Give skellies scissors
Specifically just let them have them long enough to open a portal to mewni, but don't let them have it for the entire journy. Have them contact us when they need to come back. Or heck, just keep them there incase we need them again I don't want a repeat of Jackie being eaten again.

>>2663783
> Ask Wondervon

>"If I can get you back your lab, would you stay with me. A partnership?

>"I assume you put security into place in the lab. Can you get me in the backdoor and through security.

>"Can the lab be raided part by part? How much do you need to get back to a reasonable level? If you could only take 1-3 machines what should I get?

>Tell me about who rules that planet?

>"Do you hate me?"
>Scout the school more

>Ping Janna "There is something fucky at school that messes with your head. Not me, something actually good at it. Keep an eye on that Yellow chick. She doesn't make sense.

>ADDRESS THE MINING ISSUE. GET WONDERVON OUT THERE WITH HIS KID TO SCOUT SOME LAND SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE USA.

>>2663819
>STAR HAS HER OWN SCISSORS, LET THEM GO OFF.