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>>2639117

Every time you check on those little devils causing chaos in your name, you find yourself complaining endlessly. Why won’t they ever listen to you? Why are they so crass? Can they ever shut their mouths or do you have to put this orb on permanent mute?

But really, you spent most of your time watching someone else—the chosen hero by the gods to slay you.

And as the days pass, you’ve come to a single conclusion: fucking hellfire, she is cute.

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>>2639121

Just look at that smile. Every time you see it you feel the black inferno that is your flesh and blood rumble with joy, which is getting dangerous because she does it way too much. At this point, you’ll start to spill out of your clothes.

You remember the day you first saw her. While a crazed werewolf necromancer threatened to raze an orphanage, she had leaped to save the day with a holy dropkick, saving innumerable young lives from certain undeath. When she offhandedly stuck that legendary sword between his ribs, you felt your heart beat again.

Too bad it’s destiny that she has to kill you. You did accidentally open a portal to hell after all, whoops. Nothing you can do about it now, so instead of regretting it, you spend your days watching her adventures.

Or so you would say, but you’ve about had enough. You want to meet her, somehow, someway. Except she’ll probably try to cut you down on sight.

There’s a knock on your door.

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>>2639126

It’s your head maid who doubles as your advisor.

She one look at you and the orb and says, “Are you done creeping? You have duties to attend to.”

>?

>>2639117
FUCKING HYPE

>>2639129
>>?
I'm assuming that this is a write-in only option? Do we decide our duties or do we just decide what we say

>>2639142
the latter

>>2639129
"ᶠᶦᵛᵉ ᵐᵒʳᵉ- *ahem* Can I not have five more minutes to myself?"

>>2639129
>But I don't wanna~!

Umaru-style Hiki-NEET!

>>2639129
I'll just vote for
>Beg her to give us a makeover so we can see out waifu without her killing us

>>2639161
This is good too.

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>>2639129
Don't smack talk me, or I'll dock your payment. I need pictures, pictures of that hero!

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>>2639156
>>2639158

“Five more…” You stop yourself and clear your throat. “Can I not have five more minutes to myself? I’m doing important reconnaissance here.”

“You’ve been doing that for hours now.”

You compose yourself before any ridiculous outburst can occur, you still have an image to preserve! Even if it’s still in front of your maid advisor.

“Give me a moment,” you mumble. You start to drift off in your thoughts as you watch the hero pick weeds from someone’s garden. Just look at her cut down those giant man-eating plants. Amazing.

“Master, it’s time to clean this room. If you’d excuse me,” she says, gripping a broom with both her hands as if she’s about to use it like a halberd.

[1/?]

>>2639225
This can only go well

Btw, you might want to drop a link qtg, for anyone who watches that thread.

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>>2639225

>>2639161
>>2639203

“Wait—”

You leap out just in time as she shatters the chair’s legs and almost yours too.

She says, “You had no intention of leaving.”

“I’m up now, aren’t I?” You grumble as you pat yourself off.

“Perfect. Master, it’s time for your duties. You’re already late for your appointment with that aquamancer, and he’s already steaming. Please head down there immediately.”

“Maybe… uh, maybe I should cancel it.”

“Pardon?” She grips her broom so tightly it might snap. But it won’t, because the damn thing is made out of orihalcon and merely painted to look like wood.

“I just thought it’s time to meet the hero.” She says nothing, and you explain yourself. “For collecting data, of course, ahem. Stealthily, yes, so she doesn’t kill me on sight.”

She lowers her weapon of mass sweeping. “The aquamancer would be very displeased.”

Maybe she can do something.
>Cancel the appointment.
>She can “collect data” for you.
>Pretend you’re busy and stall the appointment. You'll be quick.
>?

>>2639309
>>Cancel the appointment.

>>2639309
>>She can “collect data” for you.

>>2639309
>Pretend you’re busy and stall the appointment. You'll be quick.
Have we ever lied to you before?

>>2639309
Ayyyy. I just noticed the filenames are back. One if my favorite parts of Hopeless quests for some reason

>>2639309
>She can “collect data” for you.

>>2639309
>She can “collect data” for you.

>>2639309
If the lord is truly feared and maybe even respected, the aquamancer should be happy to join us in our endeavor of collecting data and maybe even serving as a shield. He could also provide moisture vital for our data collection.

What season is it outside anyways?

>>2639325
>>2639341
>>2639344
>Not wanting to go on a deito with our waifu

>>2639328
Support

>>2639356
>implying we wouldn't start stuttering and blushing when we confront her

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>>2639374
>Implying that's not what I want
I mean just look at this cutie

>>2639380
N-no, stop, we're a f-feared Demon Lord!

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>>2639388
We're a Mita-level neet and you know it

>>2639309
>Go and deal with the appointment
We'll meet the hero after that, when we're free of obligations.

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>>2639325
>>2639341
>>2639344

“Very well,” you say, “While I speak with the aquamancer, I will leave the data collection to you.” You let out a burst of black fire, your cloak flapping as you recompose yourself. “Be sure to get some good images.” Relief fills you as you no longer have to worry about confronting her, especially since neither you nor her are prepared—although in different ways.

She sighs internally. “If you wish. What will the hero say if she were to learn of your ‘research’?”

“Nonsense. What is she going to do, kill me?” You begin to stride out of the room. “Now, if there’s nothing else, I will be leaving.”

She says nothing, only giving you a forlorn look, as someone was helplessly watching an animal shelter filled with kittens burn down.

[1/2]

>>2639412
>She says nothing, only giving you a forlorn look, as someone was helplessly watching an animal shelter filled with kittens burn down.
THIS CAN ONLY GO RIGHT

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>>2639355

You wait in your throne as someone direct the aquamancer into the room, who enters and genuflects in front of you.

“You may rise,” you say, and they do so.

“My lord, I need to speak to you about the humans and their filthy habits!” Although their face seems to be stuck in a perpetual state of happiness, with your experience, you instantly understand that they were plain livid. “We’ve warned them to stop throwing their trash into the creek, but they refused to listen!”

“I see. Have you tried killing them all?”

“I wouldn’t dare of it, sire! They have so many mages, we’ll be wiped out in an instant.”

“Hmm.” You think for a moment. Ah, that reminds you, why did you even have to go to this appointment? You could have the appointment while meeting the hero! “Ah!” you exclaim.

When you don’t elaborate, the aquamancer says, “P-pardon me for speaking out of turn, my lord, but have you thought of a solution?”

What? No. Uh.

Then again, bringing them along might be a bad idea for a number of reasons. What if they try to kill the hero?

You’ve got it.
>Invite him for a “walk”.
>Give him some support.
>Tell him to move.
>You’ll wipe out those humans yourself.
>?

>>2639498
>?
>Try diplomacy with the humans as practice for seducing our waifu

>>2639498
I somehow want this to end with us accidentally starting a public sanitation program in the name of evil...

>>2639498
>?
Tell them to attack the humans and you will back them up, but then betray them while wearing your human disguise. Its perfect, you just have to make sure the heroine is there to see you.

>>2639498
>We'll tell ask hero to save the cute water spirits from evil trash-throwing humans.
This is a foolproof plan.

>>2639498
>Have the Aquamancer come with you to meet the Hero. We can convince her to convince the humans to start taking care of the environment!

>>2639498
>You’ll wipe out those humans yourself.
This will attract the heroines attention, just make sure to have a warping spell ready

>>2639543
>>2639542
>reminder: The water nigger came to the lord of darkness and evil to deal with the humans.

>>2639498
>>2639542
It is crazy enough to work

>>2639498
>Aquamancer isn't a cute girl
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't disappointed

>>2639530
Wow... that sounds like a horrible idea

>>2639498

>Tell him that he should collect all the trash and throw it back at human settlement, this will teach them some manner!

>>2639552
It's like you don't want to see the heroine duped by our evil plans into implementing environmentalist policies.

>>2639558
horribly devilish

>>2639561
I don't, we are the lord of darkness

>>2639568
Nobody ever said we were a good lord of darkness. Er, by quality, not by morality.

>>2639568
Doesn't mean he doesn't care about the environment anon. I for one think it's a great idea. Really helps out the community

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>>2639519
>>2639542
>>2639543
>>2639555

“I have the perfect plan.” The aquamancer looks up at you as though you were a god. Well, you are one, just the god of all that is evil.

And just because the hero is a holy knight that is your very antithesis doesn’t mean you can’t make things work, somehow. After all, healthy relationships have compromises.

First, you have to tide things over.

“A golden opportunity to turn the great hero against her own kind,” you announce. And to practice your diplomacy skills. “Come with me, aquamancer. We have work to do.”

“Y-yes, my lord!” They quickly follow you out the door.

[1/?]

>>2639595
Thanks for the reaction pic

>>2639595
>“I have the perfect plan.”
What could possibly go wrong

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>>2639595

“I see.” Your maid advisor says nothing else after you had explained your brilliant plan of convincing the hero to aid the aquamancer in his task of creating a more environmentally friendly world, one that can give birth to all sorts of monstrous beasts. You’ll leave the last part out.

The aquamancer is waiting outside, of course.

You say, “Have you even left? It’s been only a few minutes.”

“Your pictures are in your private folder.”

You choke with your nonexistent throat. “I see. I didn’t realize you were aware of its existence.”

“It was underneath your bed. Hardly the most secretive place.

Clearing your throat, you change the subject. “I digress. For the mission, I require a disguise, perhaps a potion of transformation?” The hero, luckily enough, was staying near the town and creek that the aquamancer brought up.

“Alternatively, you can not go in the first place. The last time a demon lord wandered out that far, he was ambushed and killed instantly.”

“I’m no fool, I won’t have a parade with me!” you reply.

How will you meet her?
>Disguise yourself as another knight.
>Disguise yourself as a noble.
>No disguise. Let the world see your glorious visage.
>Don’t even show yourself. Let the aquamancer deal with it.
>?

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I'll be back in 30 minutes as I get food

>>2639670
>>Disguise yourself as another knight.
WE SHALL BE THE WHITEST KNIGHT IN ALL THE REALMS!

>>2639670
Steal the skin of her childhood friend

>>2639670
>Disguise yourself as another knight.
This is gonna be the best love story of 2018

>>2639670
>>Disguise yourself as another knight.

>filename
It'd be hilarious if the Maid's name actually was Mercy.

>>2639670
Who wants to bet meido likes the demon lord?

>>2639670
>Disguise yourself as a peedler

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>>2639727
>Tsundere meido

Update in around 10 mins, maybe less

>>2639670
>>Disguise yourself as another knight.

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>>2639674
>>2639684
>>2639698
>>2639857
>>2639680

“I’ll disguise myself as another knight,” you say, “Surely she won’t suspect me. Perhaps I should wear the skin of her old friend—”

“I already have a potion,” she says, stopping you. She must have already known. She takes out a potion, and as you reach out for it with gratitude, she pulls it back. “You have to promise me three things.”

“…What is it?” You lower your hand.

“First condition is for you to not die.”

You nod. “I see nothing wrong with that.”

“The second is to not pretend to be anyone she knows. Nothing good will ever come of that.”

You pause. “I will refrain from doing that. No skin-wearing.”

“And third,” she says, “Is to not do anything you might regret.”

If you had a brow, it would be furrowed. These are some strange conditions for her to give you, all things considered. You say, “So be it.” You extend forth hand, and she gives you the potion.

You stride out, still wondering.

[1/3]

>>2639870
I can't decide whose cuter Meido or Hero. Help me out anons

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>>2639925
Meido, but we have not really seen much of hero yet

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>>2639870

“I’m bald,” you point out. You look at yourself in the mirror. You did not look like this when you still had flesh. Where is your hair? “She gave me a flesh potion,” you mumble. You push your fingers on your cheeks. This is freaking you out. Being a human is terrifying. “The hero’s going to see me like this.

The aquamancer says, “I-I’m sure the hero doesn’t discriminate against people with or without hair on their scalps!”

“Silence,” you say.

You’re a monk knight now.

“M-my lord, shall we turn back? It’s—”

“No.” You put the mirror down and look at the town in the distance. It’s too late to turn back. This is it. You’ve managed to draw on your eyebrows but that’s all you can do. “L-let us move.”

“M-maybe I should stay behind. I am a monster after all…”

“Quiet!” you say, “There she is!”

[2/3]

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>>2639950

Right outside the town, a quartz burrower erupts out of the earth, throwing the hero up into the air. She hits the ground in a roll and uses her sword to steady herself. The beast rises upward, unfolding from the tunnels underneath and looming above her.

You say, “Wow, what are they feeding those things?”

Roll 1d100.
Maybe you should do something.
>You’re a knight right now, so act like it.
>Leave the hero alone. You’ll just distract her.
>The aquamancer’s got this.
>?

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>2640002
>Leave the hero alone. You’ll just distract her.
Rolling for doing nothing, as any good idle demon lord should.

>>2640002
>The aquamancers got this.
The first step to winning the heroes love is to show her that monsters can be allies too.

>>2640002
>Scare it off, this is your date and you want no disruptions

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>2640010

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>2640009
Crap! I forgot to roll.

>>2640009
Support

>>2640009
Yeah, let the aquamancer handle this. We want him to make a good impression.

>>2640015
You beautiful pink bastard!

>>2640002
>?
>Diplomacy the borrower
We gotta remove the clouds from it's (many) eyes

>>2640015
Good job

>>2640002
>You’re a knight right now, so act like it.

>>2640049

>>2640056
>>2640049
the fuck I cant roll...

>>2639950
Ok am I insane or is that anatomy off. He's grabbing the mirror with his right hand right? It sure looks like it. Then how is he also grabbing the face with his right hand? I've been going crazy about this for like 20 minutes trying to figure out if I'm stupid or something.

>>2640063
The hand on his face is clearly his left.

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You speak to aquamancer, “You, go handle this.”

“M-me?! My lord, I’m but a humble—”

“We need to show that monsters can be allies too. With the disguise I wear, my actions will not have the same weight as yours. Now go.”

The aquamancer trembles for a moment, the water that makes up for their body bubbling. They then realize what it means to disobey the demon lord, and then they run toward the quartz burrower, shouting.

“Tide bless, heed my call! Please grant me your favor, oh blessed God of Water!”

The hero, noticing the madman, starts backing away.

[1/3]

>>2640063
the water guy is showing him the mirror

>>2640102
I came up with that around the 10 minute mark but it says right here
>No.” You put the mirror down and look at the town in the distance.
>You put the mirror down
Which implies we were holding it

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>>2640099
[94]

All the water is ripped from the earth and sent straight up, skewering the beast with countless needles.

It lets out a screech before the water magic fades, and it collapses with all its weight dropping. A cloud of dust and dirt is kicked up, obscuring your view. You leave the safety of the bushes and begin to walk to the carnage, but then the downed creature rises once more.

It’s clearly weakened, but it has more than enough life within it to crush the aquamancer! Not you, you’re fine.

It winds back, lashing out a second later.

The aquamancer faints, and as you reach for your awful, basic steel sword, the hero leaps between them and the quartz burrower. “Thanks for buying me time!” you hear the hero say, “Holy Goddess, lend me your strength!”

Her holy sword is shining almost as brightly as the sun, and with a single step forward, she swings, and a beam of light slices the monster into segments. Its momentum is halted completely, its body parts scattered over the grasslands.

You admire the sword that had slain the last 51 people in your position. It’s pretty good.

[2/3]

oops

>>2640113
You're holding with your left and touching your face with your right.

>>2640148
Hero is cute

>You're holding with your left and touching your face with your right.
Really? Based on the position if what looks like the thumb it seems that we're using the right hand. I know it doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things but I just want to see whether I'm insane or not

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>>2640157

“Haha, sorry about that!” she says, “It sort of got out of control. I should’ve been more careful. I’m Eiyuu.”

Don’t say anything stupid. Don’t say anything stupid. Don’t say anything stupid. Don’t say anything stupid. Don’t say anything stupid—

“I’m Maou. Thanks for the help,” you say. Did you just give her your actual name? Your black fire is about to bubble out of your temporary flesh and devour everything in sight.

“No, no! I should be the one saying that. I thought I was a goner back then.” What a lie.

“Ah wait, you’re the hero, right?”

“That’s what everyone calls me. It’s a little embarrassing, but don’t tell anyone that.” She glances at the fainted aquamancer. “Was that your pet monster that saved me?”

“Oh, this? Actually…”
>?

Roll 1d100 to see how well the words come out of your mouth.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>2640263

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>2640263
HEY BABY WANT SUM FUK?

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>2640263
He's a nature spirit! Which is definitely not a monster!

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2640263
>?
>This is the cancerous mascot character every rpg need cause game developers think that people like them for some reason

>>2640289
And he needs help.... uh your help, to stop the pollution of his waters, since no one like trash being dumped on thier home.

>>2640281
supporting

>>2640310
this

>>2640310
roll nerd, no piggy backing

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Hey baby, want sum f—

A brief image of your maid advisor flashes in your mind. That’s all it takes for you to visualize your death. She’s surely watching right now. That orihalcon broom is going end up so far up yo—

“He’s a nature spirit, not a monster,” you correct her, “And actually, we need your help. Yes, he’s definitely not an undine that survives by draining all the water out of living things, no. “He needs your help to stop the pollution of his home.” You begin to quickly elaborate, but you’re interrupted by the hero’s sword rumbling all of a sudden.

“Sorry, hold on.” She unsheathes her sword, gives it a hard look, and puts it back in. “Please, go on.”

“Wait, what was that?” You’re starting to have doubts.

“Oh, for some reason, my sword’s detecting a great evil nearby. I don’t see anything though. I guess it’s acting up,” she says, “It does that sometimes, you know? But don’t let me stop you. What were you saying before?”

“Uh, r-right…”

[1/2]

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>2640263
He's a nature spirit not a monster. Also not all monster are bad and im here to look for some filthy humans trashing the river and destroying his home.

>>2640412
wow i didnt know we are not!saitama

>>2640412
GODDAMNIT HOPELESS. The maid and the hero are to fucking cute. You better not make me choose

This quest has suddenly brought me such a wave of old drawquest nostalgia that I couldn't stop grinning like an idiot for a few minutes.

God bless you QM and god bless this quest.

>>2640446
Same here I think I might give all of his other oneshots a re-read after this

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>>2640412

“…And that’s about it,” you say.

“Hmm, I see, I see,” she nods her head. As she thinks for a moment, you realize you’re actually talking to her instead of making your maid advisor make disgusted faces. Well, no, she’s probably doing right now. “Aha!” the hero says, suddenly cheerful. “I got it!”

“You’ll help the nature spirit out?” You give the aquamancer a soft shake, one that almost scatters their very being across the earth. They begin to stir.

She answers, “Of course! When there’s someone that needs help and I know I can do something, I’ll do it! …Are you okay? You look like you’re in pain.”

“Huh? I don’t know what you’re talking about; I’m fine.” At this rate, you’re going to be un-undead. “I’m guessing you have a plan?”

“Of course! I’m going to talk to them. They’ll listen to me, I promise.”

[2/3]

>>2640516
>That thinking face
Ahhhh my heart! See >>2640440

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>>2640516

They are not listening.

“Why should we stop? It’s all natural! It’s going back to nature!” one of the citizens say. You feel a great urge within you to purge this land of the life that stands atop it.

The hero says to the crowd, “Because animals live there too, and nature spirits! You’re not the only ones living on this land!” That’s right. After you’re done with them, there’s going to be nothing. Nothing! No, you’ll leave one alive just so they can tell the tale of how terrible they were, although with the way humans do it, it’ll end up being twisted around to make you the villain.

You stand in the town square. The aquamancer is cowering behind you and the hero and has been silent ever since they woke up.

One of the people in the crowd shouts, “The hero’s a monster sympathizer!” Jeering erupts, and the hero finds herself trying to calm everyone down.

“N-no, that’s not what I meant! Don’t blame this on the monsters!”

They aren’t listening to her.
>Secretly summon something to cause chaos.
>Back her up.
>These people are beyond saving. Leave them be.
>?

>>2640508
Thanks for the kind words

>>2640590
>?
Dont say anything, these people will do more to sway her towards us then anything we can do

>>2640590
?

>>2640601
Supporting

>>2640590
>>Back her up.

What if... like... humans are the real monsters?

>>2640590
My inner BBEG tells me to let them continue to mock her, and hope it breaks her spirit, but our evil overlord clearly has a disgusting amount of affection for this particular hero, so I suppose
>Secretly summon something to cause chaos.
They'll probably be more inclined to listen to her after she pulls their asses out of the fire.

>>2640601
Support

>>2640590
We look like a monk right?
How about we spout some philosophical bullshit about man's action reflecting their nature and about how throwing their garbage in the river brings them closer to being reincarnated as monsters?

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>>2640640
>>2640613
>>2640609
>low tier manipulators spoted

tsk tsk

>>2640508
Got a list of em?

>>2640675
https://pastebin.com/G3fHEyYL

Have fun

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>>2640601
>>2640608
>>2640624

>>2640609
>>2640640

“E-everyone!” she says, trying to get their attention. It’s no use. Her voice is getting lost in the fervor of the crowd. In midst of the chaos, a shoe flies through the air. The hero ducks in time, but even though she was physically fine, the shoe did a critical for mental damage.

As the crowd begins to dissipate angrily, only the aquamancer, you, and the hero are left.

She looks as if she’s about to cry. No, nononoon don’t—

“I’ll show them,” she sniffs, “I’ll kill the demon lord!” Uh… “I’m not a monster sympathizer…”

You bring a hand to your chin, surprised to feel flesh instead of bone. Realizing the state of your head, you decide to offer some sage monk advice.

Putting one hand on her shoulder, you tell her, “You didn’t do anything wrong. It is them who have sinned, and with their behavior, they are more alike monster than man.” True, monsters can shed empathy as if it was snake skin, but that matters little! “Don’t waver, for you have the goddess behind you.” You’re about to vomit, but you get the words out anyway.

She wipes her eyes with her sleeves. “You’re right. You’re right! If I can’t convince them, I’ll just have to talk with the mayor, and if they won’t be convinced, I’ll clean up the creek myself! I can’t be put down like this. Come on, let’s go!” With renewed enthusiasm, she begins to march forward.

You follow her, and you wonder why you feel disillusioned.

[1/3]

>>2640758
>That tag
Please no.
Hero is too qt and pure for this world.

>>2640758
HOPELESS MY FUCKING KOKORO GOD DA-anfk;jahfkljafjalwg

>>2640758
>filename
>tags; mindbreak
I fucking love you

>>2640758
>That tag.
My nigga.

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>>2640758

Needless to say, all three of you went to the creek that day to clean it up.

For some reason, your inner fire wasn’t rumbling at all. Perhaps there was a soft sadness to it, or maybe a peaceful calm. Whatever it was, you enjoyed the moment, for you were not the 52nd demon lord with all the responsibilities that came with it.

And it was inevitable that it would be clean eventually. Picking up the last piece of garbage, the hero places it neatly in a basket to discard elsewhere.

She says to you, “Thanks for your help. I think it would’ve taken me a couple of days if I did it alone.”

The two of you exchange some last pleasantries before she parts and gives you a goodbye with a wave of her hand.

You watch as she leaves, and when the hero disappears, you sit by the creek a little longer, unwilling to shed this disgusting flesh.

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>>2640906
What is she picking up in that pic?

>>2640921
Pantsu!

>>2640921
Could be a piece of plastic.

Might be a used condom

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>>2640906

“Had fun, master?” your maid advisor asks you. “You have approximately three-hundred and fifty-six pending tasks.”

Groaning, you sit back in your chair. “Schedule them for tomorrow.”

“As you wish.” She doesn’t leave the room. Instead, she walks over and watches the scrying orb with you. “How did your reconnaissance go?”

She was obviously watching the entire time, but you don’t point that out. Instead, you say, “It’s only now I’ve realized she travels alone. Only she’s chosen, and anyone who chooses to follow her would end up dying.”

Your maid advisor simply says, “You’re the demon lord.”

“I never said I wasn’t,” you reply, “I’m not going to do this again, if that’s what you’re wondering about.”

“Excellent. I’ll have you know that in your absence, the great Baron Plague accidentally launched an assault on a nearby temple.”

Standing up, you grumble as you prepare yourself to leave again. “Always the duke.”

You stride out, the crackle of your fiery flesh and blood rising above your footsteps.

You remember something your maid told you once.

People always love what they can’t have; perhaps that’s the reason for your affliction. Luckily, you’re the demon lord.

You’ll do whatever you damned please.

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>>2640958
Our maid is manly afk.
She is a good influence.

>>2640958
..i got an idea....WE CAN MAKE HER WANT US. LIKE IN A SEXUAL WAY. That way the hero will want to kill us until we are incredibly old and we ask her to mercy kill us. Boom, problem solved.

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>>2640958

“As a wise idiot once said,

There are no real romantic stories, only helpless romantics.

Lucy, do you have scissors you borrowed from the Moerae? Because we have a huge fucking mess to clean up.”

Hey, thanks for playing! Was a bit short but you all had fun. I'll be here for questions, comments, criticism, just about anything.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/hopelessQM

>>2640992
But is our dick even functional without magical aid?

>>2641012
What are you talking about all your quest are FUN you will be my favorite drawfag QM ever

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>>2641012
Was a bit short but hope you all had fun*

My god I'm too used to copy and pasting this
my ego is not that big, guys

>>2641015
does it really matter? NO. that's the answer.

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>>2641005
FUCK YES! Good shit hopeless can't wait to continue this wild ride

>>2641012
Thanks for running my good man. Glad I could be here. So I gotta ask Cupid quest 2 when

>>2640921
It could be anything! It's a sock

>>2641020
Thanks anon

>>2641043
>continue
This is the end for this one. I thought summer would be a time where I have more free time, but no, it's almost just as bad.

>Cupid quest 2 when
never

>>2641132
>I thought summer would be a time where I have more free time, but no, it's almost just as bad.
That sucks to hear man. Why can't you just become a neeto

>CQ never
You damn tease

>>2641037
Yes it does, we gotta cover our bases.

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>>2641132
>continue
This is the end for this one. I thought summer would be a time where I have more free time, but no, it's almost just as bad.

>>2641132
Noooooooo. :(

>>2641311
Damn. Again you deny us the cuteness of your drawquests.

You evil, evil person.

>>2641132
>This is the end for this one. I thought summer would be a time where I have more free time, but no, it's almost just as bad.
But you're doing ping pong 2 right? Is it even gonna be animated

thanks for running

>>2642403
who knows?

>>2645867
I dont care if it isnt animated we need that tournament arc for our Protag :c

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>>2645877
One match took an entire thread and 7 days, and since it was mentioned they were entering as a team, that means there'll be at least three matches against another team. And by the very definition of a tournament, the mc's team would have to play against two teams at minimum. And you haven't met the rest of the potential recruits for mc's team yet.
So, with the speed at which I'm qming, we'll get there in about 12 years.

>>2646012
It is not like I have anything better to do for the next decade, go ahead!

>>2646012
Could Maou-kun soul fuse Meido-chan and Yuusha-chan so he can get 2 waifus for the price of one?! *Is stabbed by Meido-chan*

>>2646012
As always, thanks for running! I’d really missed the drawthreads. I know including drawings makes it a lot harder to run, but they definitely add a lot to the experience, so we appreciate the effort.