>>2636428
First for loving Alex

>>2636428
First for Please Step On Me, Camelia!

>>2636428
2nd for cerise is the true end game

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June 6, 2014

The Roomba has a homemade bomb glued to the top of it. Cribbing variously from the Anarchist's Cookbook, Youtube tutorials, and an archive of Cerise's circuit bending streams, you're a self-taught expert in remote-control mayhem.

Instead of moving autonomously, the now-deadly Roomba is your zombie slave, going exactly where you tell it to with the RC transmitter in your hands. A hi-brite flashlight helps you see where it's going in dark spaces. A V-shaped plow helps it overcome debris. And a GoPro strapped to its front, livestreaming back to your tablet, completes the device. You've got a fully controllable IED that can go almost anywhere.

You sit on a curb with Whitney across from a shuttered strip mall near the edge of town. The weeds and graffiti are taking over: this place was a victim of the 2008 recession that never recovered. Years of disuse have left the buildings dilapidated and busted.

"This better be worth my time," Whitney says. "I'm not missing spaghetti Friday just to watch you vacuum an old Sears store."

(Whitney used to worm her way into dessert for dinner Sunday every week at the Soliloquy household. Although mom and her wonderful desserts are gone, Whitney was not to be deterred. Now she butts into the Mallorys' spaghetti Friday every week.)

"Just watch," you say.

The Roomba is moving around the largely-empty interior of the store. On the live feed, you see tipped-over shelving units, dangling wires and scattered trash. More graffiti, too. A rat skitters past and disappears.

"Freaky," Whitney says. She grabs a beer from the nearby 12-pack, pokes a hole in the side with her pocket knife, and shotguns it while she watches the real-time video stream.

3rd for tender cousin loving

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>>2636428
>Also, you're still not gay.
We know Ally. You were just a victim of that sick ans twisted rapist. You must rape him back out of revenge and not for any other questionable reason

>>2636428
>-Also, you're still not gay.
No, I'm pretty sure we're gay.

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"Let me try," you say. She hands you another can of beer and her knife. But you're hopeless. Whitney has to show you the mechanics of how to properly shotgun a beer, guiding you through poking the hole and popping the lid at the right moment.

"Dork," she says, holding the can while you try to chug.

It's the first beer you've ever had. It's pungent and unpleasant and too warm from sitting out all day. You find yourself sputtering and gagging instead of getting it down smoothly.

"Haha! You're a riot, Ally." She pats you on the back like a mother burping a baby as you wipe your mouth with the back of your palm. "You'll get the hang of it. Being a delinquent takes practice."

"Yeah?" You say. "Well, watch this."

You guide the Roomba between a pair of shelves that have collapsed into one another. You turn the tablet off.

"Hey!" Whitney says. "Rude!"

You point across the street, directing her to look at the storefront. Her gaze slowly sweeps up. And then you hit the detonate button.

A bloom of orange and red is visible through the previously-darkened windows - which now bulge and then shatter from the pressure wave. The boom is almost deafening. When it settles, an incipient fire is obviously visible inside.

"Holy..." Whitney breathes.

"I call it the Roomburner. I've got five or six stashed away in the crawlspace at Rose's house."

"Roomburner," Whitney says, rolling her eyes. "Even when you're cool, you're a fag."

You watch the smoldering fire with her appreciatively for a few moments.

"Shit... we better get out of here, huh?" Whitney says.

You pack your remote control and tablet into your backpack. Whitney grabs the beer. Running down the sidewalk with her, her peals of laughter ringing in your ears, you feel the first happiness you've had since that awful night a few months ago.

You like to watch things burn. You want to do it some more.

>>2636455
this can only go well

>>2636440
>using a knife
>not using your teeth

I'm disappointed

>>2636455
Wow when did we come an ISIS expy

>>2636455
>You like to watch things burn. You want to do it some more.
oh boy

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Kay slips a business card into your hand. You're too taken aback at Whitney's attack on Camelia to really register anything of what she's telling you.

"Call me in a few days if you're still alive and not in jail," Kay says. She takes Lady's leash and disappears out a side exit, leaving you gawking and dumbfounded.

Whitney is still delivering vicious hook after vicious hook directly into Camelia's battered face when you finally gather the wherewithal to go over and lay a palm on her shoulder.

"Fucking bitch!" Whitney is screaming. "How dare you!"

"Whit--" you begin, but think better of using her name. "Let's go. Now."

Whitney looks back at you. "Did I do good?" She asks. She's smiling. She genuinely wants to know.

You drag her to her feet, grab her hand, and brush past the fearful patrons crowding around.

You flee with her down the street for a ways, until you see a sight you should have suspected: Rose's Prius pulls alongside the curb.

"Get in," Rose says. "Are you two all right?"

>>2636455
I wonder what this is trying to tell us?

>>2636455
>You like to watch things burn. You want to do it some more.

Alabarsonist

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>>2636455

As I expected, our youth roomba terrorism timeline is wrong.

>>2636440
>The Roomba has a homemade bomb glued to the top of it.
Damn son that's how you start a story.

>>2636455
We Railgun now.

>>2636493
Man I forgot how disgusting Hachiman (and by extension Ally) looked. Why do they have a harem again

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>roombomb

>>2636440
It's nice to know Alabaster isn't completely out of place at his job.

>>2636511
Well to be fair all he did was attach a bomb to a roomba and called it a day

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>>2636501

Canonically aside from his dead fish eyes he's above-average looking.

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Rose drives. You sit in the passenger seat, and Whitney sits in the back.

"I told you to observe," Rose says, glaring at Whitney in the rearview. "What part of 'observe' entails beating up the most dangerous woman on the planet?"

"Don't oversell her," Whitney harumphs. "She's a wuss. Can't even take a punch."

"We're done for..." you mutter. "Goddamn it. Goddamn it." You're not sure who you're madder at: Whitney, for attacking Camelia; or Rose, for thinking that sending Whitney into that cafe was a good idea.

"You need to stay with us for the time being," Rose says. "Camelia knows who you are, and if she retaliates..."

"Let her retabliate, then!" Whitney says. "I'll retabliate her face into dust!" She punches her own open palm.

"Rose is right," you say (ugh), "you'll be safer with us."

Whitney pouts for a moment, then: "What about Alex?"

[ ] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.
[ ] He doesn't need to be involved. He'll be safer where he is.

>>2636511
I for one find it hilarious that alabaster is afraid of guns, but will build his own remote controlled IED.

>>2636516
>[x] He doesn't need to be involved. He'll be safer where he is.
Protect the boy.

>[ ] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.

We can cheer up Cerise, everyone wins.

>>2636516
>[x] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.

As if there's any chance of us choosing the other option.

>>2636516
>[X] He doesn't need to be involved. He'll be safer where he is.

Stop dragging people into this shit seriously

>>2636515
Wasn't he just average. Also the eyes matter A LOT

>>2636516
>[ ] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.
Not even a question

>>2636516
[X] Invite Alex
ALEXQUEST A GO-GO BABY

>>2636516
[X] He doesn't need to be involved. He'll be safer where he is.

>>2636516
>[X] He doesn't need to be involved. He'll be safer where he is.

>>2636527

It's hard to tell with an unreliable narrator.

>>2636516
>[X] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.

>>2636516
[ ] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.

>>2636516
>[ ] He doesn't need to be involved. He'll be safer where he is.

We don't want him finding out what we're doing, he might tell Sable and then we're in deep shit.

[x] invite the trap

>>2636516
>[X] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.
I don't think he'll be safe anywhere from Camelia so might as well have him with us.

>>2636516
>[x] He doesn't need to be involved. He'll be safer where he is.

>[X] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.

>>2636516

He'll be safer where he is because there's no protecting him from Cerise, but, fuck it, this is our life now, and he's a part of it.

>[X] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.

>[X] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.

Closing and writing.

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>>2636531

>>2636497
What?

>>2636553
Oh fuck, Cerise is gonna love this.

>>2636516
[ ] invite

Oh well, at least it will cheer up Cerise

>>2636516
>[ ] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.

>>2636558
Ultra strong terrorist Misaka vibes

>>2636572
I'm not getting those vibes.

At least not yet, we can see.

>>2636538
Btw did you or anyone else here read the light novel? I'm curious if there was a chapter in the LN where Hachiman, Saika (the best), and the the popular guy actually went on a trip together and the anime cut it out or if it never got shown like on the anime. If it actually happened I'll take the time to read the LN

>>2636516
>[ x ] He doesn't need to be involved. He'll be safer where he is.

>>2636516
>[ ] He doesn't need to be involved. He'll be safer where he is.
nope

>>2636590
>>2636593
It's been decided.

>>2636590
>>2636593
>Not wanting to protect him with your own hands
Barbarians

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[x] It can't be helped. Invite Alex over, too.

Rose stays home with Whitney. You return to work to grab Alex and Cerise and circle the wagons.

First stop: Cerise's office. She's sitting across from Fazil, deep into a meeting that you have no qualms about interrupting. You pull up a chair beside Fazil and sit down.

"Excuse you," Cerise says.

"We're going to have a guest or two tonight," you tell her.

"Thanks for asking first, asshole," she says. "Who?"

"Whitney. Maybe her roommate too. I'll explain when we're back home."

"Should I step out?" Fazil asks. "This sounds as if I am becoming quickly the third wheel."

"Yeah," you say. "Cerise and I are going to be heading home soon."

"Fuck that," Cerise says. "Fazil, you can stay. Tell him what you just told me."

"Is this okay?" Fazil says, uncertain.

Cerise nods.

Fazil gesticulates as he launches into an involved explanation. "I am thinking to myself yesterday that the perpetrator of the recent hackings must be a skilled individual. If so, I think further, perhaps he has a reputation. So I think to check around on parts of the internet in which such characters have prestige. Aha! A similar pattern has happened in the past. A so-called black hat known only as Galatea. Researching this person's attacks on banking institutions and government facilities, the methods are nearly identical. I believe this person is responsible for March 10th and the foiled rootkit hacks also."

Fazil, you motherfucker. You're getting too close to the truth.

"Interesting story, isn't it?" Says Cerise.

She already knows this information. Is this her way of telling you that she won't intercede on Camelia's behalf to stymie the investigation? If so, and Fazil traces it back to her... what then?

"You're doing excellent work, Fazil," Cerise says. Fazil can't hide his dopey smile. "Take the rest of the day off if you like - I'm heading out early, too."

"Thank you, Ms. Soliloquy. Good day!"

>>2636580

I don't recall that happening but I'm far from caught up. The parts I did read were great though.

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Down in the R&D labs, you run into Ken doing some work at a PC workstation outside Sable's main office. Well - one of his two monitors has work on it, at least. On the other, he's watching an episode of Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy. He chuckles at the on-screen gags every few moments.

Weird guy.

Not seeing Alex out here, you breeze past and try the door to Sable's office, but it's locked. You knock - no answer.

Great...

You take a seat beside Ken. "Is Alex in there?" you ask.

Ken pulls down his headphones. "Pardon me, pardner. Can you kindly repeat yourself?"

"I said is Alex in there." You nod in the direction of Sable's office.

"I reckon he is," Ken says. "Been in there nigh on an hour or so."

It's either something really important or something really perverted, and you want to know in either case.

>>2636622
Fazil how are you so amazing

>>2636628
>he's watching an episode of Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy
what fantastic taste

>>2636622
NO TAKE FAZIL WITH US TOO!

>>2636628
>Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy

Absolute man of culture

>>2636628
The goodest boy.

>>2636636
Imagine if Fazil and Ken joined the party.

>>2636622

Guys, I think we need to take Fazil with us for protection too.

I don't think I could stomach it if something happened to Fazil.

>>2636650
Do you really want to see his disappointed face once he learns that Ally and Cerise have been withholding some information from him though?

>>2636628
>Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy
Good man

>>2636628
OH AND ALSO TAKE KEN. I NEED MORE KEN IN MY LIFE

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You're thinking of how to get past Sable's door when a woman's voice startles you. "Are you Alabaster?"

"Uh, yeah. What's up?"

The woman extends a lithe arm, and you shake her hand. "I-I'm Noelle," she says. "Noelle Keki. I - ah - I just got assigned to the team... dragged up from the server room. Go figure!" She rubs the back of her head and laughs, almost as if apologizing for her own presence.

"Nice to have you aboard," you say, being polite but wishing this conversation would be over.

"If it's not too much trouble, I, ah, I was wondering if you could answer a few of my questions? I was told you just recently went through some orientation yourself. I hope I'm not bothering you!"

"I'm, uh, a little busy right now," you say.

"Oh, hmm..." she mutters, dejected. "A-at least you could help me set up my PC? I need the passwords to the team Slack and network directories. If you have even just a couple moments... I'm so sorry for the intrusion..."

This birdlike, nervous girl - who seems to be a few years older than you - is charming despite her awkwardness. Or maybe because of her awkwardness. Since Alex and Sable are tied up right now, you suppose you can at least give her this much help.

When she walks you over to her computer, you're surprised to see a wallpaper on her desktop bearing characters from your favorite anime of last season: Magical Witchy ~Pero Pero~. A show about cute little girls in revealing outfits who fight monsters - a dime a dozen, right? - but the writing, production values and sheer cuteness of the main characters put it head and shoulders above the average moeblob pander-fest.

Noelle's wallpaper certainly isn't safe for work - the scantily clad witch trio with their panties on full display, and a hint of the main character Lillith's nipple showing - and Noelle blanches when she realizes that she left it visible. She quickly pulls up a folder and maximizes it to cover up the offending image. She gulps and stares down at the desk. She's so embarrassed she's almost shaking.

[ ] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.
[ ] Don't mention what you saw.

>>2636650
No, Fazil doesn't need any protecting. We'd just get in his way.
Fazil is the one protecting us.

>>2636666
>Noelle Keki
You motherfucker OP

>>2636666
>Noelle Keki
My fucking sides.

>>2636666
>[ ] Don't mention what you saw.
Something about this seems off

>>2636666
[x] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.

i'm interested

>>2636666
[X] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.
Let's buddy up to Kay's plant.

>>2636666
>[ ] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.

She'd better fucking join the harem, OP. She's already better than Kay.

>>2636660
We could always say it was a test or we were protecting him. He's trusting enough to buy that

>>2636675
>>2636676
I don't get it, am I retarded?

>>2636666
Oh fuck boys

>>2636666
>[x] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.

>>2636666
>[x] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.
Let it slide, gain that trust.
I KNOW WE'RE BEING WORKED OVER HERE, OP.

>>2636686
Noelle = Noel = Christmas
Keki = Keiki = Cake

>>2636666
>[X] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.

QUADS AND BAD CHOICES FOR SATAN

>>2636666
>[X] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.

>>2636666
>[X] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.
Now I'm done laughing my ass off at Noelle Keki.

>>2636666
>[ ] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.

Change the subject, don't let Kay get the passwords to the team's Slack and network directories.

>>2636694
Goddamn I wasn't even thinking anywhere near that.

>>2636666
Interesting.

[x] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.

>
[X] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.

>>2636666
>another christmas cake that isnt Renee
OP, please stop twisting the knife

>>2636666
[X] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.

I am immediately suspicious of her, but lets see where this goes

>>2636666
>[X] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too
Man already don't like that girl just from her design but I'll give her a chance

>>2636666
>another cake

based

>>2636666
[ ] Don't mention what you saw.
I don't trust any cake but renee
this woman is a threat!

>>2636666
>[X] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.

>>2636699
>don't let Kay get the passwords
Heh, I'm expecting Noelle to be Kay in disguise in the back of my mind.

>>2636625
Better than the anime? I was actually planning on watching the anime tomorrow I'm curious about the dub ) but if the LN is that good I might try that instead or read them alongside each other. I started reading but stopped because I knew the chunni friend was coming up and I hate him so I just never got around to it

>>2636720

I mean, it is.
I don't think that's too shocking.

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>[x] Hey, I'm a fan of that show too.

Noelle's face quickly transforms from shame to shock. "R-really?" She says.

"What, is that a surprise?"

"You just don't look..." she trails off. "Are you all caught up?"

"Yeah," you say. "Can't wait for season two next fall."

"I know!" Noelle says. "Do you think Lillith is going to accept the Archon's challenge?"

"How could she not?" You say. "The Archon still has Lucy hostage."

"But Lucy's such a bitch!" Noelle says. She's suddenly much less shy than before. "I don't know what Lillith sees in her. She'd be better off with Lulu!"

"Please," you say. "The double-tsundere dynamic between Lillith and Lucy is the best part of the show. They're destined to be together."

"I can't believe you!" Noelle laughs, feigning anger. "I start to think maybe you have good taste and then you go dropping these shit-taste bombs on me. What a drag... Hey, did you read the manga too?"

"Of course. Show-only fans are missing half the story."

What follows is a 20-minute back and forth over the relative merits of each of the witches. Noelle is a big Lulu partisan - no surprise, given Lulu's shy and submissive demeanor is so similar to Noelle herself - but what can you say? You've always preferred the main girl in most series. The main girl is usually the best one.

You get Noelle all set up on the network while you yammer. It's nice to finally meet someone who has something approaching good taste around here.

>>2636723
>dub
Never watch the dub unless it's Cowboy Bebop, Cromartie, Space Dandy, or a meme.
The LN is very good from what I read, and I have a friend who reads many LNs that likes this one in particular.

>>2636720
Same here. Maybe it's because OP was thinking of changing Kay avatar from Touko to Yayoi, at least for me.

>>2636720
It's very clearly Kay anon (or at least someone affiliated with her). That or just OP trying to bait us into being paranoid

I love that we all know exactly what this trap is and we're still sprinting into it with barely contained excitement.

>>2636734
Maybe he changed.

>>2636730
Add Dragonball to that list, solely by virtue of not having a ripped 50 year old man voiced by a squeaky granny

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>>2636726

I have never been more suspicious of a new character. There's no way someone we get along with normally has good intentions.

>>2636737
Are you really that surprised that we’re all too keen to run right up into a trap?

>>2636737
Not a big deal. I don't think the choice mattered too much

>>2636736
>or at least someone affiliated with her
There is the Camelia angle to consider too. That was my 2nd candidate.

>>2636726
>You've always preferred the main girl in most series. The main girl is usually the best one.
... Ally... I'm not mad I'm just disappointed

>>2636730
I wanna watch it again (mainly because of this quest) but this is the 3rd time I'll be watching it so I wanna try something new even if it's shit. It'll probably at least be funny to laugh at

And sweet I'll check it out when I have the time

>>2636755
I was thinking it was Camelia. Kay doesn't seem like she'd demean herself or have the ability to break in somewhere to get a story. Camelia let Stackleford suck liquor out of her bellybutton.

>>2636760
>... Ally... I'm not mad I'm just disappointed
We've always known that Ally has the most basic bitch shit taste when it comes to anime.
Go to Cerise if you want to talk about good shit.

All around I'd say Vivian has the best taste.

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Not long after, Alex steps out of Sable's office. His hair is mussed and he's out of breath. Sable was definitely messing with him. You're not sure if you're jealous, turned on, or a bit mad at Sable for abusing him like that. (All three?)

"Hey Ally," Alex breathes. He sits at his PC and swipes his hair back. "Back from lunch so soon?"

"I left for lunch two hours ago," you say.

"O-oh... I lose track of time I guess..."

"Did you have fun in there?" You say drily.

"I--!" Alex is too embarrassed to answer.

"Nevermind. Say, I was thinking of... uh, having a sleepover. What do you say?"

"Sleepover? Alex says. His voice is a mix of excited and anxious. "I'll have to get my air mattress out of the closet... and wash my guest comforter..."

"No, not at your place. Over at mine. Whitney's coming too. It'll be fun."

"I see," Alex mumbles. Then, thinking it over: "Okay! Let me finish up a couple things first."

You chat some more with Noelle while Alex closes out a couple pressing work assignments. Noelle's breathy inflections make her hard to understand at times, but when you get her excited about a certain topic, she suddenly takes off like a rocket. It's kind of cute. Okay, it's really cute.

She's a fan of magical girl series, slice of life, and yuri (in that order). She insists that she isn't a lesbian, but that she finds the love between two best friends sweet and pure.

You catch Alex glancing at the two of you every once in a while. Is he getting jealous? He finishes his work up quickly and tells you he's ready to go.

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>>2636769
Pic related

>>2636774
Fazil has waaay better taste than her

>>2636779
>Not long after, Alex steps out of Sable's office. His hair is mussed and he's out of breath.
He was probably committing another rape

>>2636779
Are you trying to bamboozle us, OP?

>>2636779
>She's a fan of magical girl series, slice of life, and yuri (in that order).
Well at least Noelle isn't a fujoshi.

>>2636726
>You've always preferred the main girl in most series. The main girl is usually the best one.
>The main girl is usually the best one.
Holy shit, are we trying to be wrong on purpose?

>>2636779
>She insists that she isn't a lesbian, but that she finds the love between two best friends sweet and pure
OH MY GOD ALLY. OP CAN'T MAKE IT ANYMORE OBVIOUS. ADMIT YOU'RE GAY AND LOVE ALEX

>>2636785
Truly he is a menace that must be stopped

>>2636787
>Not wanting a fujo cake gf who schlicks herself silly watching you fuck Alex

>>2636798
We have Sable for that

>>2636795
>ADMIT YOU'RE GAY AND LOVE ALEX
The balls haven't touched yet so its still not gay

>>2636802
Sable's batshit and can only cum from the ass

>>2636808
Hey, he's touched the balls of our heart, and I think that's the gayest thing of all.

>>2636809
Hey, she still got turned on from watching Alex suck Ally's dick and eat his as so it still counts

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Cerise, Whitney and Rose are waiting back at the apartment. When you bring Alex in, introductions are in order. (Cerise has met Alex once before, but she was too worried about those /csg/ threads to really have paid much attention.)

"When did you get so popular with the girls?" Cerise says, folding her arms. "One day you're a friendless loser, the next you've got all these girls crawling all over you."

Whitney watches in the background, snickering to herself.

"Alex isn't--" you begin.

"Honestly," Rose says. "You're hopeless. A womanizing pig. I shouldn't have expected anything less."

"Alex is--"

"Not that I have anything against you," Cerise tells Alex kindly, "it's just that Alabaster is such a--"

"--Such a creep sometimes," Rose says.

"--That we're really concerned..." Cerise continues.

"For your well-being, that is." Rose says.

"I'm a boy," Alex cuts in. His voice is very small.

"You're a..." Cerise says.

"A..." Rose says.

The expressions on Cerise and Rose's faces are very different, but somehow convey the same basic emotion. They look at Alex with barely-concealed wonderment.

>>2636818
This is going to be a lot of fun, I can tell.

>>2636815
All that means is that our heart is gay we're still straight though.

Can't wait for that one chapter where Ally is casually fucking Alex and then their balls accidentally touch and he goes into an existential crisis for the rest of the episode

>>2636818
>"I'm a boy," Alex cuts in. His voice is very small.
>"You're a..." Cerise says.
>"A..." Rose says.

This is going to be very fun.

>>2636818
>back at the apartment
Damn. I kinda wish Ally got in touch with Fazil to see if Noelle's in the clear.

Cerise is gonna lose it so hard if she ever finds out we kissed a trap.

>>2636818
This can only go well. Can't wait to see their reactions when they learned Alabaster fucked him and he tries to explain why he isn't gay

>>2636828
Its entirely possible that shes about to learn that within the next 10 minutes.

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>>2636843
World's best what anons?

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Rose is the first to speak. "No you're not," she tells him.

"W-what?" Alex says.

Rose takes his hand. "You can tell us. We don't judge here. You can be yourself... if you're a girl, that is..."

"Really..." Alex says. "I'm a b--"

Rose cuts him off by hugging him to her bosom and petting his hair. "Shh... shh, it's ok. I understand."

You pull Alex out of her grip. "I'm the creep here, huh?" You say. "Contain yourself, Rose."

"Trans-misogynist!" Rose screams.

"H-honestly," Alex insists, "I'm not anything else but me! Just plain old Alex! A boy!"

"Look at what you've done to her!" Rose cries.

"How is your perversion my fault?" You say.

"How isn't it?" Rose spits back.

Whitney comes between the two of you and prevents this from blowing up into a real fight. "Boy or girl," she says, "he sure knows how to suc--"

"Who's up for some Settlers of Catan?" You quickly intervene.

Cerise blinks herself out of her stupor and manages to pry her eyes away from Alex. "Yes... that sounds fun. I'll grab it out of my room."

>>2636860
Need to protect Alex from Rose

>>2636843

Say what you will about Gendo, he never tried to fingerbang Shinji.

>>2636860
Need to protect Alex from Cerise

>>2636860
>Settlers of Catan
Oh you sly bastard you

>>2636869

Yeah, I expected we would have to protect him from Cerise. This is a turn of events that I did not foresee, but realistically should have.

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>>2636860

>>2636869
>>2636871
Alex is safe from literally no one in this room. Lamb to the fucking slaughter.

>>2636860
Her favourite

>>2636869
>>2636871
Don't forget Whitney. When you really think about it Camelia is low on the threat list

>>2636860
>Settlers of Catan
Great board game.

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>>2636726
>Manga master race instead of anime only pleb
>Thinks main girls are usually the best girl
I wonder how Ally feels about this amazing "main girl doesn't win in a romance manga" renaissance we're in.

>>2636779
>magical girl series, slice of life, and yuri (in that order)

Y E S

>Vivian's favourite board game is Diplomacy
I was expecting Coup...

>>2636911
>Vivian
U wut m8

>>2636911
>Diplomacy
That's Rose though.

>>2636913
Disregard this I suck cocks.

>>2636916
oh you're right it is. my bad

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>>2636906
Is that a thing? The only one I remember is Botan in Ookami Shounen. How could I forget there were so many threads where a bunch of anons (myself included) were freaking out about best girl winning. It was a fucking blast

>>2636928
Maid is winning in Masamune no revenge.

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Whitney pairs up with you. Cerise, Rose and Alex are solo. Of course, having a team of 2 isn't much help when Whitney can hardly understand the rules of the game.

That is - she's no help until the moment a trade negotiation with Rose goes south. Whitney fixes this by lunging over the table, grabbing Rose by her drills and screaming: "give us your bricks, you fucking cunt! Right now!"

The trade really helps your strategic position. What doesn't help is that Alex is willing to give everyone else his resources for basically nothing (sometimes literally nothing). Rose immediately gets the pilfered bricks back from him in turn.

This could be a long night.

Near the end of the game, Alex's eyes suddenly light up. He turns to Cerise. "That's where I know you from!" He says.

"Huh?" says Cerise. She's deep into her fourth beer and a bit slow on the uptake.

"I knew I recognized you... you're Sakura Dokuhaku! The circuit bender!"

Cerise shakes her head. "I... I haven't done that in-- you watched my streams?"

"All the time!" Alex says. "I really admired your skill. You were part of why I got into software engineering." He laughs, nervously, as if starstruck. "It's such a pleasure to meet you, wow! I almost didn't recognize you out of your french maid outfit..."

That was Cerise's gimmick back when she livestreamed for E-tips. She donned a maid costume and electronically modified toys like Furbies to make them do weird things. Most of her fans were perverts who got off on it for reasons that have always been beyond you, but some, like Alex, had a legitimate interest in the mechanics of it.

Cerise pokes him in his shoulder, nudging him back a bit. "You're not one of those weirdos from /csg/, are you?" She says suspiciously. "That's the last thing I need."

"CSG...?" Alex says. "I don't know what that means."

Cerise is satisfied here. "Thanks," she says. "It's nice to meet a fan."

>>2636930
Oh yeah. You right. Surprised I forgot about that a new chapter came out a few days ago and I was hype that besr girl is actually gonna win

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"Why did you stop?" Alex asks. "It would be so cool if you came back. Don't you think?"

Cerise is less than convinced. "After a four year hiatus? Would I still have any fans left?"

"You'd have me, at least!" He gives a mock salute.

Cerise doesn't respond.

"If it's a question of finances, don't worry about it," Alex insists. "I'm a millionaire, you know! I'll buy you the supplies you need. Consider me... a patron of the arts!"

"I don't need any supplies," Cerise says, looking away. "I still..."

Alex cocks his head.

"You still have all that junk?" You ask, surprised. "I thought you said you sold it off."

"Of course I have it!" Cerise snaps. "You think I'm gonna let some stalker make me give up my hobby forever? I just... keep it stashed away, that's all."

Alex is sitting on his knees and balled up fists, leaning forward excitedly, smiling. "That's great, Cerise! Or should I say Sakura? Will you show me? Give me a live demo? I'd be so grateful!"

"It's in my room..." Cerise says. She still seems anxious and uncertain of herself. She hasn't done anything like this in a really long time, and the last time she did, it ended with her fearful over what she believed was an obsessive stalker.

(Of course, that "stalker" was you. You were sick of her livestreams eating up bandwidth and making too much noise in the next room over. So you posed as a crazy fan to spook her.)

The death of your parents and the loss of your childhood home was the final nail in the coffin. She never did her show again.

"I guess I could," Cerise says. "Just once. For a dedicated fan."

Alex beams with joy. "Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

Cerise stands up and leads Alex towards her room where her old gear is.

[ ] Go watch too.
[ ] Stay here and play with Whitney and Rose.

>>2636946
>[x] Go watch too.

>>2636946
>[x] Go watch too.

>>2636946

>[x] stay here with Whitney and Rose.

>>2636946
>[X] Go watch too.
I'm too interested.

>>2636946
Ok, first of all, fuck you, Ally.

>[x] Go watch too.

>>2636946
Whitney and Rose are going to kill each other if we leave them but,
[X] Go watch too.

>>2636946
>[X] Stay here and play with Whitney and Rose.

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>>2636946
>[x] Stay here and play with Whitney and Rose.
We shouldn't intrude on such a wholesome moment

>>2636946
>[x] Go watch too.

>>2636946
>[ ] Go watch too.

>>2636946
>[X] Go watch too.
There is no way we're leaving him alone with her.

>>2636938
>"give us your bricks, you fucking cunt!
That's a classic in the making right there

>>2636946
>[ ] Go watch too.
We have to protect him

>"After a four year hiatus? Would I still have any fans left?"
WE'LL ALWAYS BE HERE OP!

>[X] Go watch too.

>[X] Go watch too.

Closing and writing.

>>2636946
>"After a four year hiatus? Would I still have any fans left?"

Your self reference is fantastic.

>>2636946
>[x]
WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH

>>2636959
Whitney beating the shit out of Rose is a good thing

>>2636984
Yeah, but Rose has guns and is crazy.

>>2636946
>[ ] Go watch too.

Finally some Cerise scenes. I hope we shower with her again.

>>2636946
>[X] Go watch too.

Niceeeeeeeeeee

>>2636970
>>2636977
OP we love you, you know that?

>>2636988
But Whitney has fists anon and has the power of being stupid white trash. Sorry but Whitney wins 90% of the time

>>2636946
>(Of course, that "stalker" was you. You were sick of her livestreams eating up bandwidth and making too much noise in the next room over. So you posed as a crazy fan to spook her.)

Unless it was actually tsundere jealousy we remain in the darkest timeline.

>>2636988
Yeah, but Whitney flexed her guns at Camelia and is crazy.

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>[x] Go watch too.

It's just as well. Rose and Whitney are deep into a sidebar argument over whether "weirdened out" is a real phrase, and it doesn't seem like it's going to end anytime soon.

You enter Cerise's walk-in closet with her and Alex. There's a white sheet here covering up a large bulky object. With it still covered up, Cerise wheels out into the bedroom.

She struggles, though, and has to clear a path through all the junk on her floor to wheel the thing out. She uses her feet to sweep all the accumulated detritus side-to-side, her hands still tugging whatever it is that's covered by the sheet, but she manages.

Alex, ever the solicitous one, helps her. He bends over, picking various things up and tossing them aside for her. He pauses at one point to peer innocently and uncomprehendingly at a vibrator that he grabs hold of - you slap it away from him before Cerise can notice him holding it.

Finally, she has it where she wants it.

"Gentlemen," Cerise says, "I give you..."

[ ] Hold on. You need to be wearing the maid outfit to complete the look.
[ ] Go on.

>>2637015
[X] meido

>>2637015
>[X] Meido modo

>>2637015
>[ ] Hold on. You need to be wearing the maid outfit to complete the look.

>>2637015
>[X] Hold on. You need to be wearing the maid outfit to complete the look.

This has to happen

>>2637015

[x] Maid outfit

>>2637015
>[ ] Hold on. You need to be wearing the maid outfit to complete the look.

>[X] Hold on. You need to be wearing the maid outfit to complete the look.

>>2637015
>[X] Go on.

We shouldn't give her any ideas. Not while Alex is around.

>>2637015
[ ] Hold on. You need to be wearing the maid outfit to complete the look.

>>2637015
>[ ] Hold on. You need to be wearing the maid outfit to complete the look.
Was this even a choice op

>>2637015
>[X] Hold on. You need to be wearing the maid outfit to complete the look. I'm sure Alex feels the same.

>[ ] Hold on. You need to be wearing the maid outfit to complete the look.

Sho ga nai. Writing.

>>2637015
>[x>>2637015] Hold on. You need to be wearing the maid outfit to complete the look.
You kept Yuki, she keeps the maid outfit.

Now I want Alex in a meido outfit as well.
It'll fit him since he loves servicing people so much.

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>[x] Hold on. You need to be wearing the maid outfit to complete the look.

Cerise tosses a can of hairspray at you, and it clonks against your forehead with a metallic 'ping'.

"Ass," Cerise says.

"Jesus," you groan, rubbing your head where you got hit. "I just thought... you know, for such a good fan, it would only be courteous."

Cerise looks to Alex for guidance. That's game over, then. He's definitely not going to make her wear it if she doesn't want--

"Ally's right! The costume totally completes the look! You should wear it!"

Cerise sighs. It's 2-to-1. She heads back to her closet, grabs a hanger down and pats the dust off a frilly maid costume. "I'll be right back..." she grumbles, and disappears into the bathroom.

"Your sister is really cool," Alex says.

"I wouldn't go that far."

"The best!"

"Definitely too far," you say.

>>2637063

This is not protecting him!
We brought him here to protect him!
Alex needs to be protected from us now!

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>>2637063
At your service

>>2637069
It's all right, a good maid needs a good master to protect her... or protect him.

>>2637068
Wow... didn't see that coming. Way to go Alex

>>2637063
>>2637073
YES! I NEED THIS

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>>2637073
[X] Rape the maid.

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>>2637096
The Nasuverse lives on maid-rape.

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She comes back out, dressed to kill in her old maid outfit (shocker that it still fits.)

You wouldn't tell her so, but it looks really nice on her. Better than nice - beautiful. She even wears the headband and the fake spectacles to complement the nerdy-cute look.

"You look amazing!" Alex says. He doesn't have your same stinginess about compliments, clearly.

Cerise rubs her elbow with the other hand. "Thank you..." she says. "Honestly, this old thing feels so silly."

Alex's eyes are dewy with excitement. "No way. You look like a mad scientist. I love it!"

You're not sure how "French maid" equates to "mad scientist," but you suppose he's remembering the outfit in the context of Cerise getting knuckle-deep in the innards of children's toys and turning them into unholy abominations.

Cerise grabs the white sheet covering up the main attraction.

"Gentlemen," she says. "I give you: the Furby Organ."

She whips the sheet back.

>>2637127
>the Furby Organ."
Oh jesus please no
Not this abomination again.

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It's immediately clear to you that Cerise didn't just hold on to her old circuit bending gear. She kept at the hobby on her own time. She must have spent months, maybe even years working on this, this... this monstrosity sitting before you. A piano and synthesizer unit wired up to dozens of dead eyed, half-skinned Frubies. When Cerise plugs it in and powers it up, they come alive all at once, groaning and talking and making painful sounds in a totally unsynchronized cacophony that sounds like a good approximation of hell.

"Wow!" Alex says. "So cool!"

This is anything but cool to you. Frankly, it's a little scary.

Cerise clicks a few buttons and turns a few knobs, and the Furbies fall silent again. Then she sits at her bed, cracks her knuckles, and gets to work on the symphony.

Playing the keyboard like a maestro, she elicits a melody of torment from the zombified Furbies: "Me-- me worry-- achoo achoo - me- achoo- HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN achoo -- worry. Feed me. SATAN. Feed -- SATAN. Feed SATAN. DEATH DEATH DEATH - achoo. Worry."

Alex, sitting on the bed beside Cerise, bounces up and down on his butt. He's giggling as he watches the madness unfold. Surely these two people are the most evil sadists you've ever met.

"More!" Alex cries. "Haha!"

"La la la la-- woo-- Hello! Sleepy. Hungry. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE."

The stock phrases, and the Satanic perversions of said phrases, resolve into an approximation of the Phantom of the Opera theme. She plays the fucking Phantom of the Opera with hijacked Furby innards. What the fuck, Cerise.

When she's done, she's got a big dopey smile on her face.

"You have to do your stream again!" Alex says. "That's too good not to share with the world!"

"You really think so?" Cerise says.

"I'll do whatever it takes to get you set up! It's amazing! You're a true artist!"

Cerise shakes her head, as if to deny this, but she's still smiling. You're not sure whether unleashing this horror upon the world is a good idea, frankly.

>>2637127
Just look at the way that perv Alex is leering at our sister. Bet he's planning ti make her his next target. Are we gonna allow this injustice to continue anons

>>2637127
>Furby Organ
I remember that
https://youtu.be/GYLBjScgb7o

>>2637134
Protect this smile Ally

>>2637127
Legend has it, if you scroll down the comments of this video you can still find the odd reference to Cerise from four years ago.

>>2637136
Man that guy is a total fucking loser why does this have over 3 million views

>>2637141
Can't find anything. Made a new comment though. Trying to keep the legend alive for season 3 in 4 more years

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"Isn't it cool?" Alex asks you, hopping to his feet and circling the bed to gaze up into your eyes.

"It's... something," you say noncommittally.

"Don't be like that," he pouts. "You should encourage your sister's hobbies."

"I don't know whether encouraging cruelty to animals is the right thing to do," you say.

Alex pokes you in the tummy and then grabs one of your sleeves. "You can be kind of a jerk sometimes," he says.

"Forget about him," Cerise interrupts. "He never liked the circuit bending thing. If I want to do another stream... not saying I will, but if... what would you suggest?"

You sit at Cerise's desk chair as Alex explains how Twitch would be a perfect platform for her. Great... your sister becoming a popular Twitch streamer. That's just the kind of attention you all need right now.

In the midst of his explanations, Alex walks over and sits down in your lap, totally uninvited.

"Unf--" you groan, not prepared for Alex to suddenly use you as his personal cushion.

"--and there's even monetization opportunities," Alex is saying. "You could be a big hit... make a lot of extra money--"

"Uh," Cerise says, looking strangely at the two of you, taking in the sight of Alex lounging on your lap.

Alex leans back against your chest, chummy and oblivious as ever, and blathers on. Cerise stares you in the eyes as if to wordlessly ask: what the hell am I seeing here?

You shrug. Alex has been clingy and touchy-feely like this ever since that encounter in the sauna. You can't say you're surprised.

"Alex, is there a reason you're..." Cerise begins.

"Huh?" Alex says, confused.

"Nevermind," Cerise says. She seems to be putting up a mental barrier here. You can see the thought pass into her mind: are they--? and then being quickly rejected. And then being replaced with: But maybe...

[ ] Be forthright.
[ ] Let her wonder.

>>2637211
>[x] Wrap arms around Alex

>>2637203
>[ ] Let her wonder
Give Alex some light affection too to really confuse her.

>>2637211
[X] Be forthright

[ ] Let her wonder.

>>2637203
Is there an option to let her wonder, but to wrap our arms around him to give her ideas?

I think we should do that.

>>2637211
>[x] Be forthright.
Just say the word "Yes".

>>2637211
>[x] Wrap arms around Alex

>>2637212
>>2637214
>>2637221

OP Studios, I think we've got an idea for you.

>>2637136
Oh god, I thought OP was joking about making them say HAIL SATAN, I didn't realize Furby voice synth was that good (ie lets you pick individual vowels with the right circuitry)

...I think I have a project to work on now

>>2637211
>[ ] Let her wonder.
It'll be more funny when they eventually find out. For now it seems more in character for Ally to try and hide it

>>2637227
I'm legitimately wondering if it's PCM-based or a phoneme synth like the old TMS chips in Speak n Spells.

>>2637211
>[X] Let her wonder.

>>2637211
>[X] Be forthright.

>[X] Wrap arms around Alex

Okay, I think I know how to take it.

Writing!

>>2637211
>>2637225
Oh yes.

>>2637211
>[x] Wrap arms around Alex

>>2637211
>[x] Wrap arms around Alex

>>2637244
Eye am excite

>We wrap our arms around Alex
>Sable calls Cerise through Skype
>She asks if we're homosexuals

Every time, that woman.

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You know Cerise's porn habits better than anyone else on Earth (except for maybe that weird Galatea person...) So while you still don't want her to know that you've, uh, fooled around with Alex - you can't resist the fun of making her go crazy with curiosity.

You wrap one arm languidly around Alex's midsection and rest your other hand on Alex's shoulder.

"Mm~" Alex moans ever so slightly to himself as you gently massage his neck. He keeps talking excitedly to Cerise about the future of her circuit bending stream, but neither she nor you are paying attention anymore. Alex squirms around in your lap happily.

"Is there something wrong, Cerise?" You ask.

"What? No, I-- I-- it's..."

You pat Alex on the head. He blushes and giggles and keeps talking.

Cerise is transfixed. There's obviously a whirlwind of unchaste images raging in her mind's eye. Some of them may even be true.

After a little while, she speaks over Alex's monologue: "Excuse me..." she says. "I should... I should go change back into my normal clothes. I'll be right back."

She disappears into her bathroom again. She takes way longer changing than she did the first time around.

Alex takes the opportunity to rub a hand seductively against your crotch. He puts his lips to your ear. "I like your massage," he purrs.

"Not here," you tell him.

"Why not?"

"She could come back any second."

"I don't think she'd mind~"

"I'd mind," you tell him. He makes a frustrated little "mou~" noise but relents. A few moments later, Cerise is back in the room, looking a bit flushed.

>>2637274
good shit

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>>2637274
>"I don't think she'd mind~"

He knows!

>>2637274
>the yaoi cover pose
Oh yes~

>>2637274
We're still not gay though. Just so we're clear

>>2637274
Gaaaaaaay

>>2637274

It's hard work restoring neechan smiles.

>>2637274
Playing with Alex together with sis when

>>2637274
>mou~
Did he >:T too

>>2637274
This is getting extremely gay and it is so okay.

>>2637302
Cuuute

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After another half hour of conversation about the minutiae of circuit bending that you neither follow nor care about, Alex is falling asleep in your lap. That's kind of a problem -- you don't want to be stuck in here all night. You shift your weight gently and lay him down on the chair. He stirs a bit, but doesn't wake.

"I'll get him out of your hair," you tell Cerise, grabbing the chairback.

"You can leave him here," she says. "I'm going to bed too anyway."

You frown. A suspicious bit of generosity, that. "Is he going to be safe with you?"

"I could ask the same thing of you!" Cerise says.

You make rather a show of shrugging. "I don't know what you're talking about," you say.

Cerise squints, trying to get a read on you, but she's just going to have to wonder for now.

"Goodnight, dear sister."

You step out of the bedroom.

In the living room, Whitney and Rose are passed out over the detroyed Catan board, having obviously gotten into a pretty nasty fight about something. Even though you turned Alex down, your hijinks with him left you in great need.

[ ] It's time to deal with Rose like you and Whitney planned.
[ ] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.
[ ] Go to bed for now. You've got unfinished business with Alex tomorrow morning.

>>2637315
>[x] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.

>>2637315
>[x] It's time to deal with Rose like you and Whitney planned.

[x]ROSEQUEST

>>2637315
>[x] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.
IS THIS IT

ARE WE GONNA KEK WHITNEY WITH ROSE

>>2637315
>[X] It's time to deal with Rose like you and Whitney planned.
Whitney should be commended for beating the shit out of Camelia

>>2637315
>[x] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.

And now, for something completely different.

>>2637324
THERE IS A ACTUALLY WORD FILTER AAAAAAA

>>2637315
>[x] It's time to deal with Rose like you and Whitney planned.

>>2637315
>[ ] It's time to deal with Rose like you and Whitney planned.

>>2637315
>[X] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.

>>2637315
>[X] It's time to deal with Rose like you and Whitney planned.
IT'S HAPPENING

>>2637315
[X] Whitney
Let's do this

>>2637315
[ ] Cuddle Rose
It's the last thing she'll expect

If not, then
[ ] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.

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>>2637315
>[ ] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.

>>2637315
>[x] It's time to deal with Rose like you and Whitney planned.

>>2637315
>[X] Go to bed for now. You've got unfinished business with Alex tomorrow morning.

Going to go for the hipster patrician option

[ ] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.

>>2637315
>[X] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.
I would have picked the first option, but we need to do Rose on our own.

>>2637315
>[x] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.

>>2637315
>[X] It's time to deal with Rose like you and Whitney planned.

>>2637346
>[X] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.

Seconding.

>>2637339
>[ ] Cuddle Rose

Can I change my vote to this?

>>2637315
>[ ] Whitney needs to be punished for what she did earlier at the cafe. You're sure Rose will agree.
Rose & Alabaster dominated Whitney together has never happened iirc. This'll be a nice change of pace even if it's just once