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Welcome to the land of Terrarum, where demons and monsters prowl the lands and while wizards and warriors fight them off. A world where things such as skills, classes, and levels are all parts of life here. While some are born as powerful dragons and immortal demons while others are born as enlightened beings such as Humans, elves, dwarves, and all sorts of other things. You however are not so lucky, as you were born a slime, a sentient ooze that's intelligence level is similar to that of a chair. Being one of the weakest monsters in the world you must use your skills, ability, instinct, and stats to get you through your pitiful existence until you rank-up into something stronger. All journeys have to begin somewhere though, and that is at the beginning. Now where were you born?

>Wilderness Slime: A monster born of another slime. You were formed from another larger slime one day and have since been abandoned by it, forced to fend for yourself. You'll likely have to deal with some aggressive animals and huntsmen who are all a few levels above you, stay cautious. (You have a stronger connection to your base monstrous instincts)

>Alchemy gone wrong: A monster formed from a rookie wizard's failed concoction. Having only just been formed you are already faced with danger as the obviously annoyed wizard is preparing a spell. This doesn't look good. (An failure with untold potential and an unstable form)

>Dungeon born: A monster formed from dungeon magic. Born within a low level dungeon within the weakest zone you are the weakest species of monster there. Though you will be faced with adventurers on an almost daily basis they are almost all rookies. (a monster born of magic is obviously more adept at wielding it)
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>>2611585
>>Alchemy gone wrong: A monster formed from a rookie wizard's failed concoction. Having only just been formed you are already faced with danger as the obviously annoyed wizard is preparing a spell. This doesn't look good. (An failure with untold potential and an unstable form)

Another one!
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>>2611585
>Dungeon born: A monster formed from dungeon magic. Born within a low level dungeon within the weakest zone you are the weakest species of monster there. Though you will be faced with adventurers on an almost daily basis they are almost all rookies. (a monster born of magic is obviously more adept at wielding it)
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>>2611585
>Alchemy gone wrong: A monster formed from a rookie wizard's failed concoction. Having only just been formed you are already faced with danger as the obviously annoyed wizard is preparing a spell. This doesn't look good. (An failure with untold potential and an unstable form)
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>>2611585
>>Dungeon born: A monster formed from dungeon magic. Born within a low level dungeon within the weakest zone you are the weakest species of monster there. Though you will be faced with adventurers on an almost daily basis they are almost all rookies. (a monster born of magic is obviously more adept at wielding it)
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>>2611598
>>2611610
>>2611618
>>2611624
I'll wait for 1 more vote to tip it. if that doesn't happen in about 5-10 minutes I'll just roll a d2 to decide
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>>2611631
I'm usually the dude to switch to get shit going, but I'm adamant in being dungeon-born
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>Alchemy gone wrong: A monster formed from a rookie wizard's failed concoction. Having only just been formed you are already faced with danger as the obviously annoyed wizard is preparing a spell. This doesn't look good. (An failure with untold potential and an unstable form)
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>2611598
>>2611610
>>2611618
>>2611624
1 for Alchemy
2 for Dungeon Born
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>>2611660
>>2611661
9 seconds apart
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Oh wow, I wish I had checked back. I'd have flipped to dungeon born.
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>>2611664
Already rolled I'll just roll with it
>>2611598
>>2611610
>>2611618
>>2611624

The Infirmi Stercore dungeon, one of the rookie dungeons in the region. Many aspiring adventurers come here in hopes that this is the stepping stone towards their destiny to become a legendary hero, too bad you aren't one of them.

You awaken to messages playing within your core

Slime Class obtained! +3 STR +3 END +1 AGI +2 DEX +1 INT +1 WIS [/b]

Shapeshift skill obtained! Malleable Body skill obtained! Mana Location skill obtained! [/b]

You barely understand any of these messages, all you know is is that you are alive and must protect the dungeon.

Having finally found clarity you see a young lad with a sword walking through the dungeon, whistling a joyful song. Your instincts to protect the dungeon scream at you, they tell you to kill the boy.

>Smother the boy, make him suffocate
>Tail the boy, there may be others around and you don't want to risk death
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>>2611690
Fuck I really need to learn how to use the blue command better
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>>2611690
>>Tail the boy, there may be others around and you don't want to risk death
>>2611693
at least you use it, it's such a cool feature but I never see QMs use it, same with red
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>>2611690
>Tail the boy, there may be others around and you don't want to risk death
Maybe we can find a ledge from which to drop onto his head.
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>>2611730
You decide to tail the boy, you don't want to be killed immediately after being born now do you?

You tail the boy for a while until he comes face to face with another monster, a giant rat. While these things are still weaker than most it's still a league above you.

"Ha a giant rat is no match for me and my grandpa's adventuring sword!" Shouts the kid

The rat snarls at the kid and prepares to attack him, this may be your chance your instincts are already screaming at you to attack it

>Attack the kid, kill him with your comrade (DC 60)
>Restrain the kid, use your shapeshifting and malleable body to try and hold him down (DC 40)
>Wait and see how this unfolds first (DC 85 to resist Dungeon's will)
>Write in?

Dice rolls are d100s for now
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>2611784
>>Wait and see how this unfolds first (DC 85 to resist Dungeon's will)
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>>2611784
>Write in
Resist instinct, run to the boss room. It's the only way you can be safe. Unless the boy is killed by the rat, but eeeeeh, I doubt it. I've never heard of someone losing to a dungeon rat.
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>>2611797
Roll d100, DC is still 85. The DC will probably lower with an intelligence higher than 1 by the way
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>>2611797
Forgot the roll.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>2611802
>>2611801

And I did it again... Here's to hoping this works
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>>2611808
>>2611793
Best out of 3 guys, if you fail you're just going to charge at the kid blindly like an idiot
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2611812
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>2611784
>>Attack the kid, kill him with your comrade (DC 60)
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>2611812
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>>2611819
Success, writing
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>>2611808
>>2611802
I think it's caps sensitive
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>>2611817
>>2611816
>>2611793
You try to ignore the fight, you even try to run away, but your instincts don't allow you. Your instincts scream at you to fight and with such a small amount of intelligence you can't even think of betraying your instincts

The rat jumps at the little boy and is met with steel, it's gravely injured but he left an opening that you will exploit. Using your shapeshifting ability and malleable body you wrap around his head and choke the life out of him. He's trying to resist, he violently scratches at your liquid form, and it's hard to hold on at first but his struggles get weaker and weaker until he gives out and drops. You've avenged your comrade and have killed your first adventurer.

Slime Class Level up! +2 to all stats!
Shapeshift level up! +1 to all stats!
Malleable flesh level up! +1 END!
New Slime Skill Achieved! Absorption


That was a nice bonus! You do a little wobble in celebration.

Now what?

>Absorb the kids corpse, lets see what this skill does
>Your comrade seems to still hold onto life, but only barely
>Patrol the halls, protect your dungeon and comrades
>write in?
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>2611860
>>Absorb the kids corpse, lets see what this skill does
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>>2611886
Agreed
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>>2611886
Seconding this. The rat's corpse as well, if it hasn't disintegrated or something.
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>>2611886
>>2611920
>>2611923
All of you roll 2d100s to see if you can successfully do it and to see how much you get out of it
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Rolled 85, 89 = 174 (2d100)

>>2611925
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Rolled 7, 43 = 50 (2d100)

>>2611925
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Rolled 1, 83 = 84 (2d100)

>>2611925
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>>2611938
Oh fuck
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>>2611930
>>2611932
>>2611938

Deciding that there's nothing better to do you wiggle and wobble over to the kid you just killed and activate your ability. It's a bit different from your other skills, such as shapeshift, malleable flesh, and Mana location, because unlike your usual passive abilities this is an active one that requires 50 mana, which is all that you have, and voice activation.

Since you don't have any lips, lungs, or anything else that’s usually required to preform speech you decide to wing it fiddle around with your core and gelatinous nature until something comes out of you. a deep sound that sounds kind of like somebody saying "Aksotchion" underwater comes out of your core, but it does the job nonetheless.

You begin to expand as you engulf not only the boy but also his clothing and sword. The inside of you begins to fizzle and the things within begin to corrode away until there is nothing left of him and his equipment besides his bleached skeleton. You find it strange how that didn’t disappear but you figure that you simply can’t help it. With your skill over and the feeling of utter exhaustion once it’s finished you decide to reap the reward of what you’ve just done

Critical Failure! No Stats or body mass is absorbed

You put everything you had into that and you don't get anything at all?!?! You fume for a little and wobble angrily but after your little temper tantrum you figure that there’s nothing you can really do about it. You go over to try again and absorb the rat but it seems that he died of his injuries long ago and has been reabsorbed into the dungeon

Your comrade is gone and while you lament his loss you must move forward.

Now what?

>Take the kid's skull, it's shiny and will make a nice cover for my core
>Go on dungeon patrol, kill some more aspiring adventurers
>write in?
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>>2611958
I was so excited to give you the sharp stat too
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>>2611958
>>Take the kid's skull, it's shiny and will make a nice cover for my core
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>>2611958
>>Take the kid's skull, it's shiny and will make a nice cover for my core
Quick question. Is there any way to hold the sword? I figure we could take it and stash it somewere for later. May be usefull.
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>>2612050
The sword was absorbed in the process as well, but your body is too fluid in order to hold one with actual dexterity. You could probably do that later on however if your skills increase. Right now you could probably have one float around inside of you and maybe move it around a bit at most
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>2611958
>>Take the kid's skull, it's shiny and will make a nice cover for my core
>>Go on dungeon patrol, kill some more aspiring adventurers
Why not both?
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>>2612050
>>2612066
You prepare to leave but you notice something out of the corner of your Mana Location radius, the kid's bones are extremely shiny and had a nice color to it.

You wobble over to it and not only are the bones shiny but incredibly delicious as well! The feeling of bones sloshing around inside of you feels absolutely wonderful and you decide to take the kid's skull since it'd be impossible to take the rest, just one skull is your limit. This feeling of bones in you is absolutely wonderful, but bones and their delicious shininess come second to protecting your dungeon so you go back on dungeon patrol

Your inspections of the skull and it's shininess with your ML skill does reap a profit

Mana Location Level up! +1 WIS +1 INT

Roll for what y'all find on your patrol
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>2612078
what are our current stats?
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>>2612091
Species: Lesser Slime
HP - 30/30
Mana- 50/50 0.5 regen per sec
Endurance 5 HP per 1- 7
Strength - 6
Agility - 4
Dexterity - 5
Intelligence +5 per 1 - 5
Wisdom 0.5 regen per 5- 5
Skills
Shapeshift - 2
Malleable body - 2
Absorption - 1
Mana location - 2
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>>2612091
Crude system but it's my first game and I don't really give a damn about balancing it. Since you were dungeon-born you gained a default of 25 extra MP. Also you have 55 MP I accidentally wrote 50
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>>2612111
thanks
>>2612114
>it's my first game
it's good so far, please don't bail though, I swear every quest I start to like just stops, OP either has to drop it or just disappears without a word
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>>2612114
btw I linked this thread in a slime thread on /tg/ nobody's posted in it since then but still, I hope you don't mind
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>>2612122
I'm mostly doing this quest for writing practice but I won't bail until we die/find a satisfying ending. I might not be active much at times though
>>2612135
I don't mind at all, I'd like to have activity on my thread
>>2612091
On your dungeon patrolling journey you hear something within ML shot, snoring. There's a group of 5 adventurers within the dungeon, 4 are sleeping and 1 seems to be keeping watch. Your dungeon-born instincts are telling you to kill, that you must kill them.

2 of them seem to be well built while 3 of them are wearing nothing more than robes. The one on watch is one of the well built guys and is wearing some cheap looking chain mail.

You must listen to your dungeon instincts and kill them, it tells you to go for the one on watch's head

>Attack head on!
>Wobble around him and stealth kill him
>Wobble around him and stealth kill his team mates
>Avoid it entirely, attempt to resist the dungeon (75 DC)
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>>2612151
>>Wobble around him and stealth kill him
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>2612151
>>Wobble around him and stealth kill him
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>>2612161
Fuck that's a good roll, might as well start writing
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>>2612161
>>2612160
You listen to the dungeon but instead of running in like a blind maniac, like the dungeon advises you to do, you wobble around behind him and engulf his head. While it's a bit harder when you have a skull inside of you you still manage to do it. The armored man falls dead on the ground, suffocated and with scratch marks on his face as he tried to futilely escape your grasp. You begin to wonder why nobody has thought to grab your slime core or simply run shake you off instead of scratching pure liquid but you hold off on those thoughts for now.

It's time to kill the rest of them

>Suffocate them each while they sleep
>Write in?
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>>2612184
>>Suffocate them each while they sleep

fuck, so how do we get more mana?
Absorbing some people sounds good.
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>>2612184
>>Suffocate them each while they sleep

Since you're practicing writing I'll practice my paint-art TM
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>>2612196
it's a time progressive things, I put the limit there more for in the heat of battle. You can just wait it out until it's back up to optimal levels
>>2612201
None shall survive his slimy assault, maybe

Ok y'all roll D100+6
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Rolled 17 + 6 (1d100 + 6)

>>2612209
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>2612209
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>>2612218
>>2612223
You wiggle and wobble as quietly as possible, you quell your instincts to lash out at them and slowly suffocate each of them

It goes well until you hit the 5th member of the team, he seemed to wake up while you we're killing the 4th party member and put some distance between the two of you. He begins to chant something

"ardere flamma ignis-"

Oh shit he's a magic caster

What do?
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>>2612236
Rush him! go for his mouth
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>2612239
forgot die roll
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>2612239
this sounds good
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>>2612249
>>2612243
Crappy rolls equal bad results, writing
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>>2612249
man, other anon, we are not good at rolling
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>>2612249
You rush towards the magic user intent on killing him but you soon realize what type of magic user he is. You realize it with a first hand example

He's a pyromancer

"Adolebitque hoc BITCH!" The Pyromancer yells at the top of his lungs

You manage to wobble a bit out of the way from his flame bolt but it still hits your side and destroys a large amount of fluids

-4 HP

this guy is close to evaporating you, What to do?

>Attempt another charge
>Extend your slime with shapeshift and try to grab his staff
>RUN AWAY!
>write in?
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2612272
>>Attempt another charge
we still got 26 HP, we're good for now
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>2612272
>>Attempt another charge
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>>2612296
>>2612285
Naisu, writting
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>>2612296
>>2612285
You attempt another charge, now that you know his tricks he won't be able to burn you again. You charge forward and use your shapeshift ability to move the bones inside of you around in order to ram the Pyromancer. You knock him over and stab him with one of the bones, plunging it deep into him.

Injured and helpless igniculus, star pupil and son of Ignis the Master Pyromancer, dies before his legend can be told

Encounter completed! Experience gain is now being calculated
Slime Class Level up!
Slime Class Level up!
Slime Class Level up!
Slime Class Level up!
Slime Class Level up!
All stats increased by 10!
Shapeshift Skill Level up!
All stats increased by 1!
Malleable Flesh Level up!
+1 to END
Mana Locator level up!
+1 WIS +1 INT
Slime Class Skill point obtained, please select a 2 skill

With great power comes awesome skills it supposes

>Bone Skewer: (Requirements- Kill target with bones) Allows you to rapid fire bones within you
>Liquid Density: (Requirements- Level 5 slime class) Allows you to expand and contract at will
>Metal Mimicry: (Requirements - O̢̡v̵̵̷͠ȩ͘͠ŕ̵r̸͝i͟͟͜͞d̨̕͘̕͜d͞ȩ͝n̵̶̡͡) Allows user to transform parts into metal at will, requires MP to use
>Liquid Mimicry: (Requirements - Level 3 slime class) Allows you to transform and expel any nonmagical liquid you know of
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>>2612363
Nerfed your stats a little, +2 to Mana and HP instead of +5
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>>2612375
Seems more fair, we'd be way strong if not

is our magic sense powerful enough to take a sort of mental map of the dungeon yet?
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>>2612381
You are connected to the dungeon, you know the entire layout by heart. The dungeon simply leads you to where it wants you to go, though as you've grown more intelligent you learn to ignore it a little more
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>>2612363
>>Liquid Density: (Requirements- Level 5 slime class) Allows you to expand and contract at will
>>Liquid Mimicry: (Requirements - Level 3 slime class) Allows you to transform and expel any nonmagical liquid you know of

Liquid Mastery sounds good
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>>2612381
Also pick some skills mate
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>>2612404
support >>2612393

We should absorb the pyromancer then go to the entrance to the next level of the dungeon, maybe we'll find some stronger adventurers there, or ones that are weakened from going through this level
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>>2612413
>>2612393
Frick hoping that some of you would want Metal Mimicry but I guess liquid mastery is what the people want

Roll 5d100 for each of the part members that you absorb
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>>2612363
>>Metal Mimicry: (Requirements - O̢̡v̵̵̷͠ȩ͘͠ŕ̵r̸͝i͟͟͜͞d̨̕͘̕͜d͞ȩ͝n̵̶̡͡) Allows user to transform parts into metal at will, requires MP to use
>>Liquid Mimicry: (Requirements - Level 3 slime class) Allows you to transform and expel any nonmagical liquid you know of
Acid payloads
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Rolled 55, 82, 79, 82, 42 = 340 (5d100)

>>2612417
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Rolled 66, 97, 58, 35, 29 = 285 (5d100)

>>2612417
I almost went with metal but i wanted to not waste mana so we could put it all into absorbing people
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>>2612429
But mana gets restored over time and isn't something you should worry about, in fact you just wait it out between absorbing things. The slime waits it out until it's back up and then embarks on a few hour long journies where his MP comes back. His MP restores in about a minute it's really low
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>>2612435
well fuck
that changes things

i'll switch to metal and liquid density then.
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>>2612448
>>2612419
>>2612413
2 Liquid Density
2 Metal Mimicry
2 Liquid Mimicry

Pretty even votes here

I'll write up the results for absorption on a word doc for now until it's decided
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>>2612456
since the guy I supported changed I will too
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>>2612459
>>2612448
>>2612419
Liquid Density Obtained! +1 END
Metal Mimicry Obtained! +2 END +2 STR


With it's two news skills in tow it decided to gather up the bodies and absorb them each one at a time. It learned, however, that moving things when you're a liquid is pretty hard but through the usage of Metal mimicry it was able to tow them into a pile and Absorb each of them.

Failure! No body mass or stat increase
Success! 5% body mass increase! Sword Mastery Skill obtained
Sword Mastery Level up! +2 STR
Failure! No body mass or stat increase
Major Success! 20% body mass increase! Warlock Class obtained +2 INT +2 WIS
Mental Fortitude stat has been created through special action
+2 to MNT
Dark Blot Spell learned!
Success! Fire Bolt Spell learned! 5% body mass increase


The slime was awestruck at this development, was Absorption really this overpowered? While it was difficult to know the chances of it's success it did know that this skill could only benefit it. It's probably the strongest slime in the world! It decided to take a break and play around with all of the new skeletons that it had, since it knew that it could afford it.

Nothing like all of those voices in it's head screaming things like
K̴͘͡Í̶̕͡͝L̢̕L͝ ̢̕͢͞T̴̢̨̀H̶̕Ȩ̢͠͡ ̴͝I̷̢̕͘N̴̴͢͝T̴͠Ŕ̴̢͜U̸͢D̸̨̢Ȩ͝R̷̡̛̀͡S̷̢̀
or Ḑ̷O͞ ̢͟M̴Y̕͡͞ ̵̀͜͞W͘I̢͢L̶̴͞͝L̨͝ ̶̶̨͞W͘͟E͘͠Á̛̀Ḱ̸̷͞L̢̀͘͠͞I̡̢Ń̷̀͝G̨͟ even scared it anymore. Time to relax, take a break, and juggle around some skulls for a while

>Meanwhile in town
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>>2612565
around what time tomorrow?
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>>2612505
"It's been weeks since my apprentice, my son , has went into that blasted dungeon. He died in there, I just know it, and I will burn down this entire town in vengeance if you don't find his body and bring it back to me!" Shouted Ignis at the mayor.

His son Igniculus never came back from his routine dungeon dive and he had 4 powerful escorts with him, even 2 Warlocks were with him so that raised up the amount of powerful escorts he had with him to at least 6. Something was in there and he wanted to town to do something about it before he burned down this town and did it himself.

"I-I assure you we will do whatever we can to console you for your loss" The Mayor said nervously "We'll compensate you an-" But he was interrupted by the Grand Pyromancer before him

" Money will not bring my son back! I will not be satisfied until everything in that blasted dungeon is dead and that dungeon's core is broken into a million pieces!"

"O-Ok sire we will do what we can. We'll send in every guard we can to kill everything inside, kill the dungeon master, and we'll lead you to the dungeon core so you can destroy it yourself." Said the mayor in fear

"Good, and if you don't deliver this entire country side will be brought up in flames." Declared Ignis, grand pyromancer of Humanum
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>>2612574
I'll probably be back in about 8-12 hours
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>>2612614
Have a nice night OP.
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>>2612614
Cool, goodnight Slippy
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could be any minute now
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>>2613172
>>2612628
Back, I'll start writing in a bit
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>>2613230
cool
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>>2613230
I wasn't here for the first session, but I'm excited to be here for the second.
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>>2613240
>>2613238
>>2612628
Failed to add the Absorption level up bonus, that's +1 to everything
Wibble Wobble Wibble Wobble

It's been three full day since you've killed those upstarts and you've been playing with the bones you've obtained ever since.

Wibble Wobble Wibble Wobble

However the dungeon's constant pestering has gotten annoying, so you've decided to go on dungeon patrol in order to get it to shut up. It's leading you to a specific place

Wibble Wobble Wibble Wobble

And that place seems to have 5 very shiny men with large pointy sticks who all seem to be following each other very closely.

"I don't know why we're in here looking for some random kid that died, it happens all the time" One said to the other

"That kid was apparently related to a powerful mage so we have to either find him or confirm that he's dead" Said the other in response

The dungeon seems to be screaming at you to kill these intruders

Stats I buffed some aspects and have nerfed others, this will probably happen often
HP - 130/130
Mana- 90/90 0.2 regen per sec
Endurance 5 HP per 1- 22
Strength +1 to HP per point- 20
Agility - 16
Dexterity - 17
Intelligence 5 MP per 1 - 18
Wisdom 0.1 regen per 10- 18
Class
Slime - lvl 7
Warlock - lvl 1
Skills
Shapeshift - 3
Shift, wobble, and turn into anything within slimy reason. Higher level allows for more complex creations
Malleable body - 3
Squish and squash your way to your destiny! Makes you tougher, more durable, and able to squeeze through small spaces
Absorption - 1
Liquify those tasty remains and absorb every part of them, even their minds!
Mana location - 3
Liquid Density - 1
Allows you to expand and contract at will
Metal Mimicry - 1
Allows user to transform parts into metal at will, requires MP to use
Spells
Firebolt - Shoot fire at your enemies! 20 MP
Darkbolt - Shoot darkness at your enemies! 40 MP

>Attack guards, specify how you attack
>Tail them and see if you can find a better place to kill them
>Write in?
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>>2613382
Fucked that one up too, I really need to start proofreading these better
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>>2613382
>Tail them and see if you can find a better place to kill them

Let's murder them but be sneaky about it.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>2613382
>Tail them and see if you can find a better place to kill them
Sneakybeaky
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>>2613399
>>2613395
Roll d100+8
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Rolled 75 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>2613436
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>>2613436
drawfagging is hard when you've been awake 24+ hours
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Here's our guy now since we grew
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>>2613461
You decide to do your signature "Wibble and Wobble Until you kill them without making a sound" technique on them like usual. You do this so often it's similar to the weird Wobble/Breathing thing you do

New Skill unlocked through special action!
Stealth: Allows you to muffle the sounds you make. Cost 1 MP per sec while moving
+1 AGI +1 DEX


Over the course of a few minutes they enter a room with nothing inside, a dead end. They're going to leave and will no doubt spot you once they do. What to do about this?

HP - 160/160
Mana- 90/115 0.2 regen per sec

>Attack the intruders to your home! Specify how
>RUN!
>Write in?
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>>2613567
Can we perhaps request backup from our fellow dungeon monsters?
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>>2613567
>>Write in?
back off then continue following them

also can we move our body into any shape we want because of that one skill?
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>>2613574
You'd need to run away for that and contact them directly, but yeah you can do that
>>2613580
Yeah you can, you can even change your pigment. With a high enough level you can even make complex body parts, though they'll still be semi liquidy
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>>2613574
Voting for requesting for back-up
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>>2613587
Let's go get backup then. And when we return, let the other guys up ahead while we change our color to that of the walls and try to spread ourselves as thin as possible over them and the ground to sneak up behind the guards.
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>>2613630
>>2613623
>>2613580
Roll 1d20 to see how many monsters you can bring in
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>>2613567
>write in
Get onto the ceiling and drop down on the last two hide the core if we can
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>2613630
support

>>2613636
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2613636
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2613636
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>2613636
Here we go!
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Lmao, I just realized the dude they're looking for is the skull in us
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bring on the monster party!

>>2613681
Actually the skull is from before that! The kid their looking for was part of the group of five that were killed. Specifically the one who woke up. While the skull is from the solitary adventurer that was first killed.
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>>2613714
oh yeah, my bad I'm really tired
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>>2613648
>>2613650
>>2613655
>>2613714
Deciding that it'd be wiser to work with a bunch of your comrades instead of alone you decide to round up as many monsters as possible, though considering that this is the easy zone you don't find many powerful monsters besides the ranked up form of the giant rat, the Black Rat.

4 lesser slimes have joined party!
4 giant rats have joined party!
4 bats have joined party!
1 Black Rat


You're closing in on the guards now, who have since moved to a new location. You decide to flatten yourself out and sneak closer to them but before that you must command your pack. You are the smartest of them and have since been put in charge of them.

What will you do?

Lesser Slime Stats
HP - 160/160
Mana- 115/115 0.2 regen per sec
Endurance 2 HP per 1- 22
Strength +1 to HP per point- 20
Agility - 18
Dexterity - 19
Intelligence 5 MP per 1 - 18
Wisdom 0.1 regen per 10- 18
Class
Slime - lvl 7
Warlock - lvl 1
Skills
Shapeshift - 3
Shift, wobble, and turn into anything within slimy reason. Higher level allows for more complex creations
Malleable body - 3
Squish and squash your way to your destiny! Makes you tougher, more durable, and able to squeeze through small spaces
Absorption - 1
Liquify those tasty remains and absorb every part of them, even their minds!
Mana location - 3
Liquid Density - 1
Allows you to expand and contract at will
Liquid Mimicry - 1
Allows you to transform and expel any nonmagical liquid you know of
Stealth - 1
Stealth: Allows you to muffle the sounds you make. Cost 1 MP per sec while moving
Spells
Firebolt - Shoot fire at your enemies! 20 MP
Darkbolt - Shoot darkness at your enemies! 40 MP
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>>2613730
Command the bats to distract the guards by going in from the right and to focus on evading attacks.
Have the slimes appear from the right, shielding the quicker more powerful rats who will jump out from behind the slimes to pounce on the guards.
Once the guards are distracted again, ambush the guards yourself with the help of the black rat who will come in from the right while the distracted guards deal with the rats, bats, and lesser slimes.
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>>2613748
Oh wow, I typed in come in from the right three times.

Pretend I said the lesser slimes and rats appear from the left side.
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>>2613730
>We go ahead and do pic related
>lesser slimes go left and come at them from behind
>rats wait in side tunnel and attack from there
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>>2613759
like this
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>>2613748
>>2613759
Ok flattening ourselves against the wall and sending out our monsters like that. How exactly are we going to attack them once they reach us?

Roll 1d100 to see if this works
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>2613786
Let's test our strength with a simple slam attack. We need to get a feel for our capabilities as a fighter.
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>2613786
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>>2613792
support
also use flamebolt on any who are distracted by other monsters but not losing
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>>2613792
This is a good idea, our primary means of combat is knocking stuff down then suffocating it. Having gotten bigger that simple method will likely prove more effective.
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>>2613953
Currently writing and I'm just going to say that your current method of combat has lead to the deaths of millions of your comrades, you've just been sneaking up to them and killing them without them ever even noticing. You guys even killed the pyromancer through using the bones within you as a sort of spike
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>>2613956
>your current method of combat has lead to the deaths of millions of your comrades
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>>2613963
If every slime does your method and millions of them have died before ranking up do you really think it's that effective? Your sneaking and assassination is what got you through this so far
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>>2613969
wait, so we're like an alpha slime that ALL other slimes imitate throughout the dungeon?
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>>2613975
No, you've just been using a basic slime method to kill people. Slam into them and try to suffocate them without getting thrown off. All of your kills thus far have been sneak attacks and that one time you slammed into a pyromancer and stabbed him with one of your bones
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>>2613792
>>2613888
>>2613912
>>2613953
You order around your comrades to and get them in position while you sneak around back and block the right exit.

The bats go in and distract the pointy stick men while the rest of the monsters go in to attack. Despite them getting a lot of hits in they're barely doing any damage, 2 of the bats and 3 of the slimes have already died at this point. You decide to try out that spell you got from absorbing that Pyromancer and to combined it with stealth so that they don't spot you, though it still sounds like gibberish underwater it now sounds like quieter gibberish underwater

"Abebe Flabma bignib-"

With your Mana Location skill you see something that most other Magic user never wittiness, the magic coming together to form your spell

"Aboblubibqub-"

The energies from within you group together and begin to change into something completely different from the invisible energy it once was, as if you were changing the world with your voice

"Hobpla-"

It begins to ignite and turn into flames that you need

"BLIBCH!"

And then those flames that once harmed you before spring forth and blasts the one that was about to spear the Black Rat head on, igniting his head and killing him in an instant, critical hit. The enemy party is visibly shaken since nothing in this zone of the dungeon should naturally be able to use magic and it killed somebody they knew for years. The magic blast came from what seems to be an empty hallway so the party splits up, one half fighting off the weak and pathetic monsters while the other half goes off to try and kill the Enemy Magic user.

Wibble Wobble

This was a mistake though, as you close in and entrap both of their heads in your slimey body

Roll 1d100-40
DC 30 to kill one, DC 60 to kill both
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>>2613983
oh shit, I get it now, we use stealth, which sets us apart from all the other slimes, but we are using a slam from a stealth position
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Rolled 33 + 40 (1d100 + 40)

>>2613996
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>>2614001
type in +-40 mate, also best of 3
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Rolled 46 - 40 (1d100 - 40)

>>2614001
don't know why but dice +1d100-anything never works on /qst/ ->>2614005 Oh shit that's how you do it?
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>>2614009
it's because dice gods hate D100s. Besides I'll only use it when going up against powerful opponents
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Now that we successfully caught them can we attempt penetration through their eyes for a quicker kill? Really should up the panic for the unfortunate bastards.
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>>2614046
"successfully caught them" Mate we have 1 more necessary dice roll left and none of the ones done so far work. Roll the dice, put dice+1d100+-40 into the options menu
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Rolled 26 - 40 (1d100 - 40)

>>2613996
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Rolled 72 - 40 (1d100 - 40)

Fun times ahead
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>>2614023
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>>2614074
>>2614070
>>2614009
Best roll is 32, writing
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>>2614076
>>2614074
>>2614070
It seems that slamming into people and hoping that they just stop breathing only works about 86% of the time because one of the search part members simply walks out of your sentient liquid body.

He attempts to stab you but he seems to have forgotten that you were on his friend's head and cleanly stabs through you and his friend's head

You've suffered a moderate wound -50 HP

You're now on the ground, against this one lone Pointy Stick man while your comrades are dying rapidly. Time to kill this Shiny man and add his tasty bones to your collection

How do you attack?

>Magical Slime powers ACTIVATE! Use DarkBolt or FireBolt
>Shapeshifting+Metal Mimicry= a pretty fun time! Clarify how though
>Basic slime attack GO!
>Write in?
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>>2614116
>>Magical Slime powers ACTIVATE! Use DarkBolt
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>>2614076
this one's better
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>>2614116
>Magical Slime powers ACTIVATE! Use DarkBolt or FireBolt
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>>2614116
Pick up the pointy stick and try and throw it/use it
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>>2614138
>>2614168
>>2614265
Ok calling the votes in 5 mins
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>>2614138
>>2614168
>>2614265
You stare at the Pokey Stick guy who stabbed you and decide to use him as a guinea pig for your Warlock spell, DarkBolt.

Roll 1d100
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>2614305
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>2614305
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>>2614321
>>2614320
No third roll? Ok, writing
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>>2614321
>>2614320
Having decided that this man will be a guinea pig for your new Warlock spell you stand still and begin preparing to chant, your opponent not knowing how to react to this new threat. A slime casting spells? Absolutely ridiculous!.

"sbhaeba umbra-"

The garbled chants coming out of the slime however were no lie, he readied his spear.

"annihiblare-"

He attempted to thrust forward towards it, intent on stabbing it through it's core

"EBRABDO!"

But it was too late as a solid mass of darkness hit him in the chest and tore the area apart. His life over with a gaping hole in his chest

Now that that was over the slime turned his attention towards the other members of his party, who were all dead by the looks of it. All of those monsterous corpses were lying dead next to two mildly injured guards, both seeming ready to face you, the big boss of this horde of monsters. You wiggle and wobble and prepare to fight these men and their pointy sticks

What do you do?

>A few more bolts of magic will further solidify my magical slime identity! Darkbolt or Firebolt
>Metal Mimicry and shapeshift combo! How will you use it?
>Throw the dead guy's spears, those seem fun
>BASIC SLIME ATTACK!
>Write in?
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>>2614474
>>Metal Mimicry and shapeshift combo! How will you use it?
use it to launch the spears

could you post our HP and MP during combats?
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>>2614494
HP - 110/160
Mana- 57/115 0.2 regen per sec

Also how exactly do you launch them with metal mimicry?
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>>2614505
use shapeshift to grab and pull the spear back and launch it by the metal tip, I guess metal mimicry wouldn't be needed though
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>>2614525
ok nobody seems to be voting roll 1d100+9 to see if this works
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Rolled 33 + 9 (1d100 + 9)

>>2614525
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>>2614556
>nobody seems to be voting
I've been up for around 30 hours now so I think I'm gonna go to bed
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Rolled 27 + 9 (1d100 + 9)

>>2614556
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>>2614582
Sleep well mate
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>>2614600
I'l be back on when I get up
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Rolled 56 + 9 (1d100 + 9)

>>2614627
See you than
>>2614585
>>2614556
Fuck it I'm rolling myself
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>>2614629
Nice roll Slippy this is above the 60 DC, writing
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>>2614633
>>2614585
Seeing those spears reminds you of that one time you were on dungeon patrol and saw a fellow slime get skewered by an arrow so you decide to do the one logical thing that comes to your mind that isn't firing off powerful spells at your enemies, you decide to throw it.

You make slimy tentacles with shapeshift and fling the spears towards your enemies, and though one misses you do hit one of them in the shoulder. He drops his spear and is attempting to run away while the other runs up to you in an attempt to engage you.

What will you do?

>Fight the guy running towards you
>Go after the guy who's running away
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>>2614724
>Go after the guy who's running away.
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>>2614724
>>Go after the guy who's running away
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>>2614745
>>2614792
Roll 1d100+9 to see if you catch him. Best of 3
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Rolled 98 + 9 (1d100 + 9)

>>2614820
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>>2614823
Fuck ok best of 3 means nothing time to start writing
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>>2614823
>>2614792
>>2614745
You see the injured one attempt to run away, but you won't allow it. You've seen before what groups of rats do when their party is wiped out, one retreats and brings in back up. If these humans are anything like that you can't let even one escape.

The Human engaging you attempts to stab you but with your completely fluid and malleable form you shapeshift out of the way and right past him. You manage to catch up to the one trying to escape and you manage to slice his Achilles Tendon by using your metal mimicry and shapeshift to form a razor out of your own body and attacking.

You quickly create a spike out of your flesh and stab the downed human in the back of the throat while he's down. With your ML skill you notice that the other human is trying to stab you from behind, but he fails to remember the 360 vision of a slime. you'll have an easy time avoiding this attack

>Dodge out of the way
>Shapeshift a hole where the spear will strike and retaliate
>Use Metal Mimicry to block the attack
>Write in?
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>>2614866
>>Write in?
>use metal mimicry / shapeshifting to grab the spear and try to take it
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>>2615009
roll 1d20+5 best of 3, this will be easy unless you roll a 1
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>2615033
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Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>2615033
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>2615033
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Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>2615033
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Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>2615033
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>>2615096
>>2615088
>>2615052
>>2615111
>>2615137
You attempt to grab the spear and by using metal morph you manage to safely grab the tip of it and jerk it away from him.

The spear is now in your unmoving iron grip, although it's upside down. The human is unarmed, off balance, and visibly terrified. Now there's the matter of how to kill him?

Hp - 110/160
MP - 51/110

> Magic his face off! Dark or flame bolt
> Stab him with your Metal Mimicry!
> Beat him to death with an upside down spear!
>BASIC SLIME ATTACK!
>write in?
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>>2615142
BTW this doesn't have any dice roll to it, just decides his terrible faith
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>>2615142
beat him with the stick or turn it around with the pointy end to him
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>>2615142
Trap him in us and harvest his fluids for as long as he lasts
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Knock out the human with the spear's shaft to see if absorbing a still living enemy yields any better results.
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>>2615203
support
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>>2615181
>>2615188
>>2615203
>>2615205
Deciding not to waste a perfectly good opportunity to experiment you knock out the frightened human and decide to cast your "Absorption" on him.

With a swift CRACK to his head he's out cold and the process commences.

You expand around him and things begin to bubble and dissolve away.

Roll 1d100 to see what happens
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>2615254
Critical failure incoming.
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2615254
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>2615254
Crit Fail?
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>>2615268
>>2615273
>>2615280
The bubbling is finally over and with 1 MP left over you're quite tired, now to see what you got

Critical success! 10% Body mass increase!
New stat obtained through special action!
+1 to Softness stat
New Skill obtained through special action!
Cloth Mimicry obtained! Ability to turn into cloths that you know of
Cloth Mimicry level up! +1 DEX


Well it seems all you have left over is a naked guy, but you did absorb all of his equipment and gained a weird skill so that's cool.

Now what to do with the naked guy?

>Kill him and absorb him
>Keep him as a pet, who knows how this naked guy could help him?
>Leave him behind to tell your tale, he'll bring back more enemies later if he can get out of here
>Write in?
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>>2615340
>Kill him and absorb him.
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>>2615340
>Kill him and absorb him.
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>Keep him as a pet, who knows how this naked guy could help him?
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>>2615340
>>Kill him and absorb him
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>>2615349
>>2615357
>>2615417
Fuck I guess this wins, time to add 1 body to the 3 other identical guys you are about to absorb. Roll 4d100 guys
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Rolled 73, 68, 62, 38 = 241 (4d100)

>>2615451
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Rolled 6, 92, 83, 62 = 243 (4d100)

>>2615451
Together or separate
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Rolled 90, 52, 87, 6 = 235 (4d100)

>>2615451
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Rolled 5, 45, 26, 46 = 122 (4d100)

>>2615451
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>>2615464
>>2615468
>>2615477
>>2615478
well this will be a bitch to write, ok writing
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I'm late but this is good
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>>2615464
>>2615468
>>2615477
>>2615478
>>2615417
>>2615616
You decide that his life was forfeit the second that he entered this dungeon, entered your home, AND KILLED YOUR COMRADES IN COLD BLOOD! You bash his head in and decide to absorb him and his friends, but before you can do that you seem to have leveled up quite a bit


Slime class level up!
Slime class level up!
Slime class level up!
Slime class level up!
Slime class level up!
+10 to every stat

Warlock class level up!
Warlock class level up!
+4 INT +4 WIS +4 MNT
New Spell "Void Explosion" learned

Shapeshift Skill level up!
Shapeshift Skill level up!
+2 to every stat

Malleable flesh skill level up!
+1 to END

Liquid Density skill level up!
+1 to END

Metal Mimicry skill level up!
+2 END +2 STR

New Skill Spear Mastery has been obtained!
+2 to STR

New Skill Club Mastery has been obtained!
+2 to STR

New Skill Throwing Mastery has been obtained!
+1 to DEX +1 to STR

New Slime Class skill points obtained! Please pick 2 skills


Now time to absorb the rest of them

Critical success! 40% body mass absorbed!
Warrior Class obtained! +3 STR +3 END

Major Success! 15% body mass absorbed!
Spear Mastery proficiency gained!
Spear Mastery level up! +2 to STR

Minor Sucess! 5% body mass absorbed!
Portion of highest stat absorbed!
New stat has been made through special action!
+2 CHR

Critical failure! Nothing absorbed
Absorption level up!
+1 to all stats


>Cont
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>>2615748
Feat preformed! Perk: "Pack Coordinator" obtained!
Requirement: Command a group of over 5
"Tactical prowess is often common in monstrous minds"
Monsters under your command can hear your commands from further away

Feat preformed! Perk: "Monster Magic" obtained!
Requirement: Reach level 3 caster class while having a monster class
"Those born of magic are obviously more adept at wielding it"
All spells have +3 bonus to them

Feat preformed! Perk: "Mystic assassin" obtained!
Requirement: Kill an unaware target in one hit with magic
"Every assassin knows that silence is golden"
Spells preformed with stealth activated are completely silent


What an amazing development! These perks seem useful, but they also seem to have certain obtainment conditions. you'll probably find more in the future but without actual knowledge of them it'll be difficult to strive for them. Now time for some new skills!

Please pick 2

>Bone Skewer: (Requirements- Kill target with bones) Allows you to rapid fire bones from within you
>Liquid Mimicry: (Requirements - Level 3 slime class) Allows you to transform and expel any nonmagical liquid you know of
>Split up!: (Requirements - Level 10 Slime class) Sacrifice HP and gain a clone of equivalent power. Must verbally order at all times and disappears after 60 seconds
>States of matter: (Requirements - Level 10 Slime Class) Transform into separate states of matter! Allows for solidification and unlocks gaseous form at level 8
>Storage: (Requirements - Level 8 Monster Class) A storage space to store things for later. Space increases by 5 meters for each level
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>>2615750
>Liquid Mimicry
>States of Matter
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>>2615761
support
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>>2615750
>States of matter
>Storage
5 meters is pretty big, assuming qm means square meters
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>>2615817
yeah I do, but that won't be relevant until you're level 15 and you guys pick that for some reason. votes are up and I'm writing
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>>2615761
>>2615773
>>2615817
Liquid Mimicry Skill Unlocked! +1 to WIS
States of Matter Skill Unlocked! +1 to END +1 to STR


And with that done you decide to test out your new skills, though you can't really use "Liquid Mimicry" since the only liquid you know is slime. You decide to use "States of Matter"

Wibble Wobble

It's a weird feeling, it feels as if you're made of jelly, whatever that is. You're more solid than usual and you aren't leaving behind a trail of slime anymore so that's good. You don't drip and drop as much but it's a bit harder to move.

Wibble Wobble

Deciding to turn it off for now you decide to figure out what to do now that you've killed that group of humans and lead 13 of your comrades to their death, though you don't want to really go on dungeon patrol right now even though the dungeon is telling you to.

>Lay around and play with bones for a while (Little interlude of outside the dungeon will be written out)
>Go on dungeon patrol anyways like a good "M̶̴̀I̢̕͡N͜͡Í͘̕Ơ͢͠N̷͟͟ ̸Ţ̧̛̀O̵̴͢ ̀͡M̨͝Y̷̷͢͞ ̛̀͜D̴̴́̕͟Ò̧́͢͟M͜͞͞A̧̡͢Í̴̢Ǹ̷̡" would, in the dungeon's words
>Write in?
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>>2615871
>Lay around and play with bones for a while (Little interlude of outside the dungeon will be written out)
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>>2615871
>>Lay around and play with bones for a while (Little interlude of outside the dungeon will be written out)
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>>2615886
>>2615919
ok calling it, writing
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>>2615886
>>2615919
Date: Before you were born

"Gee wiz I can't believe I'm really doing this aren't I?" Little Billy said to himself

Little billy was nervous, he didn't know if he should go through with this or not. He stole a lot of money from his parents and stole his dead grand father's old adventuring sword. he didn't really know much about swords, magic, and monsters but he did know that he wanted to be a hero.

"Maybe if I become strong enough a hero will chose me as their hero!" Little Billy thought to himself

Even with all of the money he took he could barely afford a trainer for the warrior class. His parents were pretty poor and he did take a large sum of money and ran away but he was sure that he'd be able to make all of that money back if he delved into the dungeon and came back incredibly powerful.

He was determined to pay back his parents once he fulfilled his dreams of becoming a hero. Besides this was the "infirmi stercore" Dungeon it wasn't like there was anything strong in there besides the dungeon master, and that was so deep inside he'd probably never even come across it.

Time for fame, time for glory, and time for an ADVENTURE!

Date: Right now

"Fuck" thought billy the skull
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>>2616096
That's adorable
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>>2616096
Welp I have shit to do. I'll be back in about 12 hours, maybe more
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>>2616105
Also if y'all have any writing tips, suggestions, or questions about the quest feel free to say them
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>>2616096
Fuck I'm seeing a lot of errors in this. "Hero will choose me as their hero" is supposed to be "God will choose me as their hero"
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>>2616175
"Hero will choose me as their hero" is a great line though
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Well as far as we know Billy really is inexperienced to think heroes are chosen by other heroes!
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>>2616104
agreed
>>2616175
have to agree with >>2616322
Lets just assume little billy had childhood delusions of being the hero to all other heros
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>>2616096
>"Fuck" thought billy the skull
Just noticed something. Is the skull sentient? The whole thought moment.
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>>2616151
what is our current size in cubic meters?
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>>2616446
Well, the description of the absorption skill said "Liquify those tasty remains and absorb every part of them, even their minds!"
So i guees we actually saw that Billy memory, and we are smart enouth to know what he would be thinking about all this
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>>2616446
People who die in a violent manner usually become undead and while most bones are absorbed into the dungeon of eaten whole by monsters he's just chilling inside of you now. He can't talk though so we don't really know he's undead
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>>2616634
Nah, we just absorb their previous knowledge and abilities. We don't get any memories just their skills, classes, and experiences
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>>2616597
Well you guys started off as just around the size of your average basket ball but now you're around 3x that thanks to all of that absorbing. You can also greatly increase your size due to liquid density
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>>2616322
>>2616358
>>2616438
We'll fuck can't argue with the followers to this. Billy wants to be a hero to the heros that are chosen by the gods
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I would totaly vote for mimicing an armor when the new adventurar comes, that way we can maybe learn something and kill him easily
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>>2616771
That'd be difficult, the skill only works for so long, it'all cost a lot to make yourself solid iron, and there's no telling if you could even survive becoming solid armor. While you can make a shell out of iron and pump in some extra MP to make it last longer it wouldn't go on for too long
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>>2616771
>>2616782
what we should do is stick to the ceiling then turn into solid iron for a moment to drop on to and crush an intruder that passes under us
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>>2616804
Wouldn't be better if we turn into metal, AFTER we fall into the intruder?
The fall can easily not kill him, but been struck into a pile of metal can kill him easily
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>>2616804
>>2616835
You guys do realize that I said turning into solid metal Might kill you?
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>>2616835
we just drop from the ceiling on them as a hulk of metal and suffocate them if that doesn't kill them
>>2616842
I figures it'd just be an outer shell, or just most of our mass, but still keep some jelly between the iron and nucleus
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>>2616868
That could work, but despite how you may look you'd till need to breath.
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>>2616842
Just a little side effect, nothing more...
>>2616938
We need to breath? Damn, being a slime is hard
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>>2617004
confound this slimey body
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>>2617004
>>2617018
Assuming if we only need a little air we just leave air holes on the top or leave the top potion as a slime and just stick to the body portion we turned so we can turn it back and it does not die on us. We also have the whole silent casting now if I remember correctly so we could just cast from directly above them then jump on anyone that survives since we may disorrient the survivors.
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>>2616938
Quick questions. I know we have liquid density perk/trait so we can expand/contract. How much can we contract into ourselves? Do we lose any of our mass when we do contract?

I have a idea bouncing around in my head and it may/not work depending on how physics/magic interacts in this world.
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>>2616804
Like kirby! :)
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>>2617004
>>2617018
ah the folly of being a living things that can breath from every single direction
>>2617208
I'd probably have you roll for that since making unnoticeable air holes to become a piece armor would be pretty annoying with your current shapeshift level.

Also Metal Mimicry is instantaneous and doesn't require chanting
>>2617240
With our current level of liquid density we can revert back to the size of a basket ball and expand to the size of a little under a twin size mattress. We don't lose mass went we contract it just gets packed together.

also bonus info. though we can spread ourselves pretty thin, we can't flatten out or manipulate our slime core, which is about the size of a baseball.
>>2617346
Wouldn't the kirby part be that we can absorb abilities?


Ok guys I'll probably be back to writing in an hour
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>>2617708
taking advantage of the >>2616804 question.
how much do we weigh after all?
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>>2617802
Since we can become a solid cubic meter of metal I'd guess between 1000-2000 pounds

also it's time to start writing
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>>2617802
>>2617346
>>2617240
>>2617018
>>2617004
>>2616322
>>2616358
>>2616104
You've taken to juggling the expansive collection of bones that you've collected over the week and a few days that you've lived. You've even named the skull you got from the first adventurer you killed Billy, for some reason. There's an urgent problem facing you however that needs attending to right now, something you've never experienced before. This threat is something you would have never suspected before and has taken you by complete surprise

You are hungry. HP and MP regen halved

You're surprised by this development and don't know what's happening. You've never experienced this and the only thing you know right now is that you want to eat something, but you don't know where to find any food. The dungeon's telling you that it'll lead you to food though so you should probably listen

>Follow the Dungeon's instructions
>Attempt to find food on your own, without the dungeon's help
>Write in?
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>>2617822
>Follow the Dungeon's instructions
I would say to mimic some adventurer voice, but we only hear the magician chanting
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>>2617822
>Follow the Dungeon's instructions
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>>2617846
it'd be hard to mimic a voice since everything we says sounds high pitched, muffled, and underwater. A person would barely understand you since the noise comes out of your core
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>>2617822
>write in
Absorb any critter that comes in your path, rats, bats, slimes, adventurers. ANYTHING!
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>>2617861
I was already writing the other 2 votes but that won't really work. Anything connected to the dungeon reverts back to magic in a few seconds once dead. you won't be able to gain any sustinance
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>>2617863
Gotcha. If so, we are tied to the dungeon since we -are- magic, right? Also, could you pretty please write in the stats of our slime? I wanna put an imgurl or something with 'em. That would also help us to think in what do we specialize.
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>>2617849
>>2617846
>>2617861
The dungeon is absolute and has never lead you astray yet. You decide to follow it's instructions and you go further away from your birth place than you ever had before. You wibble and wobble for what seems like hours and you even get hungrier as time goes on

You are now starving. HP and MP regeneration halted

This is getting worrisome but you trust that the dungeon is leading you to the right place as it always has. The dungeon is absolute after all and protecting it is top priority! The dungeon is possibly the greatest thing in the universe for helping out a simple slime like you! Oh look that must be the exit, maybe there's food out there like the dungeon said!

You have left the Infirmi Stercore Dungeon
Your connection to the dungeon has been severed


Fuck what just happened? This feels off. You realize you're lost and your mental map is gone. Maybe if you tried going back inside it'll fix this

You have entered the Infirmi Stercore Dungeon

Nope you still don't feel right. You don't have a connection with the dungeon anymore and you can't hear it's influence. Why did it lead you out with the promise of food? Did it just kick you out! That bastard kicked you out! You wobble around angrily for a few seconds but decide that there's nothing you can do. The dungeon was supplying you with sustenance ever since we were born through magic but we seem to have become too much of a burden and it decided to cut us off. That bastard will have what's coming to it, but you think you see a group of adventurers heading towards the dungeon.

What to do?

>Food comes later, it's time to get revenge on the dungeon!
>Food comes first, your revenge can wait for the time being
>Write in?
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>>2617867
Sure mate I've been trying my best to keep track of our stats so far the rules for this change pretty often though

General info
Species: Lesser Slime
Name -
HP - 251/251 0.4 per sec
Mana- 175/175 0.3 regen per sec
Endurance 5 HP per 1 | 0.1 regen per 10- 41
Strength +1 to HP per point- 45
Agility - 30
Dexterity - 32
Intelligence 5 MP per 1 - 34
Wisdom 0.1 regen per 10- 35
Charisma - 2
Mental Fortitude - 20
Class
Slime - lvl 13
Warlock - lvl 3
Skills
Shapeshift - 5
Shift, wobble, and turn into anything within slimy reason. Higher level allows for more complex creations
Malleable body - 4
Squish and squash your way to your destiny! Makes you tougher, more durable, and able to squeeze through small spaces
Absorption - 3
Liquify those tasty remains and absorb every part of them, even their minds!
Mana location - 3
View the world around you through the lense of mana
Liquid Density - 3
Allows you to expand and contract at will
Metal Mimicry - 2
Allows you to transform into any nonmagical metal
Cloth Mimicry - 1
Allows you to transform into any nonmagical cloth
Liquid Mimicry - 1
Allows you to become and expel any liquid that you know of. Cost MP proportionate to quantity
States of Matter - 1
Turn into the different states of matter! Lvl 1 unlocks solid, lvl 5 unlocks liquid, and level 8 unlocks gaseous
Stealth - 2
Allows you to muffle the sounds you make. Cost 1 MP per sec while moving
Spear Mastery - 3
You can now use clubs more skillfully
Club Mastery - 1
You can now use clubs more skillfully
Throwing Mastery - 1
You can now throw things more skillfully
Spells
Firebolt - Shoot fire at your enemies! 20 MP
Chant- Ardere Flamma Ignis Adolebitque Hoc BITCH!
Darkbolt - Shoot darkness at your enemies! 40 MP
Chant - sphaera umbra annihilare ERADO!
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>>2617872
Dammned dungeon! He made -us- and now he fear -us-. He feels a lil' threatned by our growing power and the first thing he tries is to get rid of us... -we- are hungry, but the dungeon has no sustain to offer. We must eat adventurers.
>Food comes first, your revenge can wait for the time being

Guess we choose a method of killings to get our yum yums?
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>>2617886
Yeah I'll have a vote for that in a bit
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>>2617888
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JRUoXBHMeEOtdZJ6APWp1HvJNSdcMX00NalsYjpnPtM/edit?usp=sharing
made a quick spreadsheet. We can all edit it and things. Like, make it pretty too.
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>>2617900
Fuck thanks mate that's a whole lot better than my google doc
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>>2617872
>Food comes first, your revenge can wait for the time being

First the munchies, then VENGEANCE.
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>>2617912
>>2617886
The dungeon betrayed you, controlled you, and has cast you out but now is not the time for revenge. Even though you now feel hate towards the dungeon and indifference towards it's companions you shouldn't take revenge now. You need food and you know where to get it.

Time to attack the 4 adventurers coming your way

Targets
>Sword guy
>White Staff Chick
>Bow guy
>Green Staff guy

Options
>Magical slime time! Which spell?
>Metal Mimicry attack! How do you do it?
>BASIC SLIME ATTACK!
>They haven't noticed you yet, set a surprise attack
>Write in?
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>>2617916
>White Staff Chick
>They haven't noticed you yet, set a surprise attack

Throw a fireball at her face, but sneakily.
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>>2617916
>They haven't noticed you yet, set a surprise attack

Drop your bones, use Stealth to spread flat in front of the adventurers, use Cloth mastery to turn into a corroded carpet, States of Matter to turn into solid, so they don't feel the carpet in another texture. When they are all atop you, chomp their feeet! or use Metal mimicry to grow spikes that pierce 'em soles.

Damm, a slime gives lot's of room to imagine.
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>>2617924
I guess this abuse will eat a good chunk of mana
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>>2617924
I'd support but can't they just stab and/or shoot us once we attack?
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>>2617916
>White Staff Chick
>They haven't noticed you yet, set a surprise attack
>do something like this>>2617924
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>>2617924
We can just extend a part of our body, use metal mimicry and use it as a spear no?
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>>2617929
Sacrifices, sacrifices. Let's see how they attack us once we chomp their feet!
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>>2617931
Holy shit, just noticed now, we have Spear Maestry 3~.
We should totaly do this
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>>2617931
And yea, true. We could expend all our mana to grow as many spikes and spears as we can
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>>2617930
>>2617936
So plan is to carpet up and spike the hell out of someone. Do it to healer chick for tons of damage and possible insta kill or to all of them to spread the damage?
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>>2617939
I would say to spread, but focus some of the spikes into the white chick
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>>2617939
My humble opinion is that we spear them all, so they get as scared and disorganized as possible. Later, dunno, if they drop down since the attacks hurt their legs, we suffocate them all at once
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>>2617943
If we turn into metal, when their feet are into us, we can trap then man.
They'll just be scared and disorganized , but wont be able to run
Also, dont turn all of our body into metal, so we dont die
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>>2617924
>>2617929
>>2617931
>>2617936
>>2617939
Fuck cloth Mimicry makes no sense I really should have better defined it's rules. You'll turn into a pile of cloth but your slime core won't change. You can probably achieve a carpet like state but if they slice you you will take damage. States of matter could probably prevent it from being a slimy carpet and yeah that could probably all work at the cost of all your MP due to how strenuous it is to turn our entire body into a carpet and than form metal spikes out of it.

Roll 4d100 to see if each step of the plan works
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In another comment, I say we already have too many abilities. From now on, we should be restricted to work with what we have instead of gaining new things so easly.

But that's just an opinion of a part of the core; a part of us
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>>2617948
I plan on loading this slime with as many BS abilities as possible. You only used about 3 throughout this entire process. I should raise the DC for absorption though. anything under 70 is a failure now
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Rolled 52, 69, 7, 43 = 171 (4d100)

>>2617947
Oh dice, that's cool. If cloth mimicry is dumb, fuck it, erase it.
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Rolled 69, 59, 42, 12 = 182 (4d100)

>>2617947
Here we go boys.

>>2617948
Yeah, we're being overloaded a bit.
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>>2617951
>>2617948
>>2617950
Fuck you'd think that about 10 abilities, some that are pretty useless, wouldn't be too much. I'll lower the rate at which you get abilities and make it harder but that's the most I will do

also 1 more roll please
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>>2617955
Yeah, unless we try (and fail at) being somebody's fucking clothes, I don't see much use for cloth mimicry.
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>>2617960
>>2617955
Bruu we are a carpet trap of doom that can sit at the entrance of a dungeon. Also, we really need to get Billy back after this
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>>2617960
That was the point, put it in as a joke ability.
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>>2617963
While I do like the idea of being the murderous carpet, it'd be a little suspect to have one in the middle of the fucking woods or in front of an old and dangerous dungeon.
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>>2617976
Also, like Metal Mimicry, it only lasts for a short time before you need to start pumping in mana to sustain it
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Rolled 44, 89, 7, 41 = 181 (4d100)

>>2617955
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>>2617983
>>2617951
>>2617950
You manage to make an very-none-suspicious pile of bones and you sneak up onto the ceiling successfully. You lay in wait for the adventurers to come down and you drop down as a pile of cloth, for some god forsaken reason, and unsurprisingly they notice you right away since a sheet can't fall down that quickly.

The sword guy reacts by stabbing the sheet of cloth. Good thing he missed your core

You've suffered a shallow wound! -10 HP

It's also only a hole so it doesn't really hurt much

Since you were unable to actually kill anybody with your metal mimicry you still have about 50 MP left and you aren't going to be able to regenerate anymore due to your hunger.

Act now piece of cloth stuck on a sword
HP - 241
MP - 50
>Magical slime strategy never fails! Darkbolt or Flamebolt
>Make a spear and attempt to fight them off
>Stick to being a piece of cloth stuck to a sword, maybe you can get the drop on them later
>Write in?
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>>2618001
>Magical slime strategy never fails! Flamebolt!

Right in sword guy's big, stupid face.
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>>2618014
Sure, this
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>>2618014
fuk yea, let's liquify his eyes
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>>2618014
>>2618021
>>2618025
Liquify the fucker's eyes and melt his face. Roll 1d100+15
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Rolled 94 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>2618028
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Rolled 39 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>2618028
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Rolled 81 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>2618028
BRUN HE
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>>2618031
>>2618036
>>2618037
You decide that this is the perfect opportunity to gain some warlock levels. You begin to chant and incredibly quiet chant

Ardere Flamma
"Guys do you hear something?" Said the Swords man
Ignis Adolebitque
"Nah you're just hearing things man" said the green guy with a staff
Hoc
"Yeah you're probably right" Admitted the Swords man
BITCH!

And just like that the swordsman's head burst into flames and the entire party couldn't help but marvel at the sentient sheet that apparently makes heads burst into flames by calling them a bitch.

They're baffled by this display, take advantage of the opportunity!
HP- 241
MP - 30
>Magical slime's final attack! Flamebolt
>It's now or never! Make a spear with metal mimicry
>Pretend to be a sheet again maybe they'll fall for it? (DC 100)
>BLANKET SMOTHER!
>Write in?

Also choose a target
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>>2618047
>It's now or never! Make a spear with metal mimicry

White Staff Chick. She's probably the healer.
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>Magical slime's final attack! Flamebolt
MORE FIRAAAA
burn the fakkin white chick, aiming for her staff. She may end up... disabled instead of dead right away. We could, feed off her juices later
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>>2618063
Support
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>>2618053
>>2618063
>>2618071
Fine roll to disable the Girl in white and destroy her staff
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>2618073
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Rolled 9 + 3 (1d100 + 3)

>>2618073
Monster magic is a +3 my dudes
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>>2618080
Actually changed it to plus 5
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>>2618078
>>2618080
Ah whatever the DC was 80 anyways and Anon rolled a 83. Writing
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>2618073
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>>2618090
Never mind he got a 91, ok now I'm writing
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>>2618078
>>2618080
>>2618090
You cast yet another spell at your opponents but this time you aim at the baffled woman in white. You set her staff ablaze with Firebolt and it skims across the staff hitting her shoulder. That injury will have her disabled for a while so now all you ne-

"Elemental Spirits hear my pleads!" the green guy shouted

Wait what's he doing?

"Set my enemies ablaze, Spirit of fire!" and with those words fire sprung from his staff

Make a reaction!
>DODGE!
>Attempt to block the incoming attack by metal mimicrying the area
>Just take it
>Write in?
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>>2618114
>DODGE! Come on slime powers! Guess we shapeshift out of harms way
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>>2618125
You're stuck in cloth form, you need to wait a few more seconds till you revert back.
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Looks like we have to wait. I'll go study or something good for the society. Write up the volume and weight of our slime. Helps imagining in action.

To whoever sees this thread, it's very fun, we are a lesser slime magically spawned in and by the dungeon Infirmi Stercore.

So far we've killed adventurers and a group of guards that are supposed to find a n00b pyromancer we glomped. The father that's super powerfull has threatened the Mayor of the town that's close to the dungeon with FIRE if he fails to retrieve the body of the boy. Recently, the dungeon has severed it's connection with us and tried to kick us out because we are a slime that gained sentinence and super powers. We are eating a bunch of adventurers and then we creep into deeper layers of the dungeon, to get our revenge! or maybe not, it's not like the dungeon is -that bad-, it gave us life and all.


This is a spreadsheet with the cute slime stats and skillz
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JRUoXBHMeEOtdZJ6APWp1HvJNSdcMX00NalsYjpnPtM/edit#gid=0
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>>2618178
actually I was just waiting for somebody else to vote for something, I'll begin writing the Dodge option once somebody gives me 3 dice rolls
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>>2618187
It would be nice in the meantime to expand what each stat represents. Intelligence is what I want to know the most. Are we sentinent-level, or more like an animal with a lil' extra feelings. Or our 34 intelligence is enough to represent a human. Kinda odd
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Rolled 81, 99, 5 = 185 (3d100)

>>2618187
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Rolled 29, 16, 37 = 82 (3d100)

>>2618187
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Rolled 10, 64, 47 = 121 (3d100)

>>2618187
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>>2618206
>>2618234
>>2618244
Damn I meant best out of 3 not 3 rolls of d100s. Guy rolled a 90-something though so I'll roll with it
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>>2618201
I'all expand on it later but you're way above the slime average for intelligence, even among those with the same INT and WIS stats. You're a genius amoung slimes though you're still an idiot.
>>2618206
>>2618234
>>2618244
Instead of dodging to the side of the flaming speckles heading towards you you jump up and use the updraft to lift you up in your cloth form, not that you though that far ahead you were really lucky.

You've reverted back to your true slimy form and you're heading straight towards the Druid. The Archer is preparing an arrow and is aiming right at you

What do you do?
>BASIC SLIME ATTACK+MOMENTUM!
>Metal Mimicry a small club to bash the druid's head in
>attempt to shapeshift out of archer's line of fire
>write in?
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>>2618276
We have 10 mp left.

>Metal Mimicry a spear to impale the druid
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>>2618276
>Metal Mimicry a spear to impale the druid
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>>2618298
>>2618306
That'd cost all of your MP and it'd only be about half a spear but sure.

Roll 1d100+5 (because of momentum)

Best of 3
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>2618313
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Rolled 83 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2618313
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Rolled 43 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2618313
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>>2618339
>>2618386
>>2618394
It all happens so fast that you'd need a few seconds to process it all.

You zip past the arrow, stab the druid through the skull, and use your half slime spear shaft plus your superior DEX to swing yourself out of the guy's head and you zip through the air once again and land right onto the ranger, knocking him down and stabbing him in the leg.

He's reaching for his dagger, there's only one thing to do

>STAB STAB STAB!!!!!!
>You're feeling a bit nostalgic, lets suffocate this bastard
>Write in?
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>>2618298
Hey how do I message you for admin power of the Sheet?
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>>2618440

>STAB STAB STAB!!!!!!
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>>2618440
>>STAB STAB STAB!!!!!!
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>>2618495
>>2618512
roll 1d100+3
Best of 3
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>2618530
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Rolled 27 + 3 (1d100 + 3)

>>2618461
no clue, my mail is majo.saal.78 yea I am that crazy, posting it in 4chan and all
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>2618530
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Can we go tell the dungeon voice that we want to be friends?
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>>2618540
>>2618557
>>2618561
You takes out his dagger in an attempt to stab you but you spear-tentacle slap that trash out of his hand and begin the brutal stabbing process. His screams could be heard throughout the halls and this one thought crossed your mind

"The dungeon controlled me for my short life, it made me kill people and maim them. This time however I chose to kill them, and that makes me really happy!"

Target has died

Now to decide what to do with the sniveling white mage that is attempting to heal herself

What do y'all want to do?
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>>2618585
You aren't mentally connected to it anymore so you'd have to tell it directly in the deepest recesses of it
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>>2618588
Well... let's... ABSORB THE WHITE CHICK FROM THE FEET AND UP
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>>2618593
Well I can't imagine we'd get that far without having to kill everything in the dungeon, so I guess not.
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>>2618600
We tried that with the other guy and you'll just eat just eat clothes and everything else she has on her
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>>2618557
Sent the message, reply with the admin stuff when you get the chance mate
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>>2618588
Tentacle her up like in my chinese cartoons, so she'll regret being the powerless healslut she is.
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>>2618604
Oh really? who'd tell or remember... let's uh, try harder, like, totally just to level up the skill, no vore intended
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>>2618600
>>2618602
Damn it, roll to absorb the healslut's clothing to "level up the skill"

Y'all disgust me

1d100 best of 3
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>2618633
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>2618633
Yes! The core's left side humms with glee
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>2618633
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>>2618633
dice+1d100

Is that how i roll?
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>>2618656
you fill the options box with what you just wrote
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>>2618659
Ohh, thats, there's no option box in the app tho :/ guess i'll go to the PC
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2618633
>>2618659
let's do it right this time, thxs for explaining
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>>2618634
>>2618637
>>2618646
>>2618702
You decide to absorb the heal slut's clothing for some god forsaken reason, I mean you already have Cloth Mimicry and you don't have any sex drive whatsoever. There's really no reason to do it but you do it anyways

"What are you doing!? Stay away!" The heal slut screams at the mysterious slime that crawls ever closer to her

You wrap around her, completely restraining her and her struggles, and begin to slime up every single part of her, sloshing around and getting into every single part of her. you begin to bubble up and every single piece of cloth is stripped away while she screams in confusion. She doesn't know what's going on and doesn't understand why her and her alone was spared this slime's assault. You enter every single crevice of hers and her struggles stop as she realizes that there's no point since she's already been violated by this monster

Failure! You got nothing

Well that sucks. Now you have a naked and thoroughly traumatized healslut. Now what to do with her?

>Kill her, there's no point in keeping her around
>Keep the healslut as a pet, who knows she may be useful
>Write in?

I was this close to giving her a dick for this tomfoolery
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>>2618712
>Keep the healslut as a pet, who knows she may be useful
We can train our speak with her can't we? it would be a good exercise
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>>2618712
>>Keep the healslut as a pet, who knows she may be useful

>giving her a dick
why would you reward us so much
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>>2618729
God damn faggots on my forum. Should've known this place would be filled with all sorts of scum and villainy the second I walked into 4chan
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>>2618712
>Kill her, there's no point in keeping her around
I want XP.
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>>2618178
Out weight is in >>2617812
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>>2618738
we have 3 dead bodies alredy, 1 more won't do this much
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>>2618738
>>2618748
Yeah what my other side said
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Supporting
>>2618729
Pic related
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>>2618712
>Keep the healslut as a pet, who knows she may be useful
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>>2618726
>>2618729
>>2618738
>>2618758
>>2618768
You decide to keep healslut as a pet, her healing magic could be useful if she's willing to lend it to a terrible monster that killed her friends. You decide to keep her in your slimey body. With your liquid density skill you'll easily be able to accommodate her, bobby, and all of the other bones you need to keep close to you and in your possession.

Now to decide how much you'll need to eat. Absorption only provides skills, stats, and ability not sustenance. You must choose who to eat and who to absorb

>Dead sword guy
>Dead Ranger Guy
>Dead Druid

side note I forgot to add warrior to the stat sheet, it's there now
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>>2618712
>Kill her, there's no point in keeping her around.
More skills.
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>>2618783
Mate you can't just absorb people, that can't be your solution for everything
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>>2618781
Eat
>Dead sword guy
>Dead ranger guy
Absorb
>Dead Druid

Onwards to the path of the Ancient Magical Slime!
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>>2618783
Too l8 m8
>>2618781
First, check if she's won't run away, and do something to prevent this.
After, >druid boi
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>>2618795
She's already in your slimey body and she's didn't specialize in a job that gave her any strength. She isn't getting out unless you let her
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>>2618794
Agreed
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>>2618805
Nice, be careful to let her breath tho.
Now do this>>2618794
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>>2618794
Supporting. Hopefully I'm not too slow this time.

>>2618791
I'm alright with gaining followers, but I thought gaining a healing spell from Absorption would've been more useful right now.
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>>2618813
>>2618808
>>2618794
Eating is a bit different from absorbing things. Instead of fizzling they just rapidly break down, even the bones. It's a strange sensation to not magically ingest things and gain their power but at least you have this green guy to absorb.

Roll 1d100 best of 3
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>2618830
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>2618830
let's do it
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>>2618826
You'd need an 80 to absorb a spell/skill and a 90 to absorb the job. The odds weren't stacked in your favore
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>>2618826
probably a spell is better rather than a slave that won't heal us but pets looks fun. Imagine the slime without a brain keeping the healslut alive just because.
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>2618830
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>>2618837
>>2618835
Oh fuck i get a 78, we din't have any +?
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>>2618840
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JRUoXBHMeEOtdZJ6APWp1HvJNSdcMX00NalsYjpnPtM/edit#gid=0


We ough to level it up
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>>2618840
Nope no druid slime sorry. You did get a skill
>>2618849
Yeah you are, I just like putting everything together at the end
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>>2618849
>>2618840
>>2618839
>>2618834
You absorb the Druid in hopes of something cool, like that cool thing where he called upon fire. That was super cool and you wish you could do tha- oh wait you already can... Oh well lets absorb him anyways

Minor Success! 3% body mass absorbed and portion of highest stat obtained!
+7 Nature Affinity! Special action has created new stat AFF

Slime class Level up!
Slime class Level up!
Slime class Level up!
+6 to all stats
Slime skill point obtained, please select two skills

Warlock class Level up!
Warlock class Level up!
+4 to INT +4 to WIS +4 to MNT
Warlock skill point obtained, please select two skills

Warrior class Level up!
Warrior class Level up!
+6 STR + 6 END

Spear Mastery skill Level up!
+2 STR
Cloth Mimicry skill Level up!
+1 DEX
Metal Mimicry skill Level up!
+2 END +2 STR
Liquid Density skill Level up!
+1 END
Stealth skill Level up!
+1 AGI +1 DEX


>Cont
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Well this took a strange turn while I was at work! Anyway the only thing I can think of is see if we can use the mana location to find the dungeon core to get our revenge/more power! Also try to see if it's possible to communicate with our new pet to convince her it's in her best interest to heal us as we delve deeper into the dungeon for our vengeance!
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Looking in the sheet
"Void Explosion"
OwO what's that
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>>2618957
Spell we acquired earlier, see >>2615748
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>>2618961
OOH, i didn't remeber that
Ok, we need to test that next time guys
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>>2618961
Did someone said
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>>2618902
Now time to pick to pick your skills

Slime
>Bone Skewer: (Requirements- Kill target with bones) Allows you to rapid fire bones from within you
>Split up!: (Requirements - Level 10 Slime class) Sacrifice HP and gain a clone of equivalent power. Must verbally order at all times and disappears after 60 seconds
>Storage: (Requirements - Level 8 Monster Class) A storage space to store things for later. Space increases by 5 meters for each level
>Slip and Slide: (Requirement - Level 15 Slime Class) Slowly coat the area around you in slime. 10 MP per sec
>Wibble Wobble: (Requirement - Level 15 Slime Class) All blunt damage has a 1/5 chance of being halved. every 2 levels the odds increase by 1/5, at level 10 you become completely immune to blunt damage

Warlock
>Path of death: (Requirement - Close relationship with the dead) Spell book skill that allows you closer communion with the dead. even to call for their aid. Learns new spells at level 1,3,5,8, and 10
>Push it to the Limit: (Requirement - Warlock Class lvl 1) Next spell does 200% damage at 400% of the cost. Damage amplification increases by 20% for each level of the skill
>Magical Solidification: (Requirement - Warlock Class lvl 5) Solidify an area spell and use it later. Solidified spells lasts for 10 minutes before disappearing. Time increases by 5 minutes every level
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>>2618980
Slime
>Wibble Wobble
>Split up!
Warlock
>Path of death
>Magical Solidification
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>>2618980
>Storage
>Bone Skewer

you see I am not a total sico, with storage we can save up a lot of bones and pets

>Push it to the Limit: (Requirement - Warlock Class lvl 1) Next spell does 200% damage at 400% of the cost. Damage amplification increases by 20% for each level of the skill
>Magical Solidification: (Requirement - Warlock Class lvl 5) Solidify an area spell and use it later. Solidified spells lasts for 10 minutes before disappearing. Time increases by 5 minutes every level

I don't feel like a slime can make pacts... he is a slime. Like, no brain no life
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>>2618980
Slime Skills
>Storage
>Wibble Wobble

Warlock Skills
>Path of Death
>Push it to the Limit
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>>2618991
Is not a pact, is a path
Also, good call on storage, take off the Split up that i put
Oush it to the limit doesn't seems very good...
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>>2618805
Oh snap if she's inside our body we can use her as bait to lure horny adventurers.
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Slime:
>Storage
>Wibble Wobble
Storage so we can store anything that could help in our quest for vengenace. and Wibble Wobble so we can level it up sooner rather then later and become immune to blunt damage!
Warlock:
>Path of Death
>Push it to Limit
PoD for the spells it could grant us and PittL so we can OP our spells! Also does it increase the power of all spells or just Warlock based spells?
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>>2619016
All spells, also voting is over, Imma counting
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>>2618980
>>Wibble Wobble: (Requirement - Level 15 Slime Class) All blunt damage has a 1/5 chance of being halved. every 2 levels the odds increase by 1/5, at level 10 you become completely immune to blunt damage
>>Storage: (Requirements - Level 8 Monster Class) A storage space to store things for later. Space increases by 5 meters for each level

>>Path of death: (Requirement - Close relationship with the dead) Spell book skill that allows you closer communion with the dead. even to call for their aid. Learns new spells at level 1,3,5,8, and 10
>>Push it to the Limit: (Requirement - Warlock Class lvl 1) Next spell does 200% damage at 400% of the cost. Damage amplification increases by 20% for each level of the skill
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>>2619024
Thanks that makes it even more essential!
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>>2618990
>>2618991
>>2618999
>>2619016
>>2619026
Wibble Wobble
Storage
Path of death
Push it to the Limit
Writing
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>>2618990
>>2618991
>>2618999
>>2619016
>>2619026
Wibble Wobble skill unlocked! +3 END
Storage skill unlocked! +1 INT +1 WIS
Path of Death spell book skill unlocked! +3 INT +3 WIS
Undead communication spell unlocked!
Push it to the Limit skill unlocked! +3 INT +3 WIS


The only thing as delicious as skills is the sweet taste of bones! You wobble off back to your bone pile and reabsorb it all inside of you. Gosh these are the best.

Just as you're about to wobble off with your new crying pet you hear something in the back of your mind

Ring Ring Ring

Well that sounds weird

Ring Ring Ring

You somehow know now that you're supposed to pick that up

>Pick up the mind phone
>Let it ring you have better things to do

Also while you're doing that

>reenter the dungeon, go dungeon diving!
>Go out into the world, train, gather food, and get ready for adventure!
>write in?
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>>2619059
Wait I thought we only got 2 Warlock skills?
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>>2619059
>pick up
>re enter dungeon
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>>2619074
Path of death is a spell book skill. As it levels up you learn more spells
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>>2619059
In one side, I really want some pets so adventuring would be interesting, but in the other I want to meet the dungeon... what if the dungeon created us with a purpose and in fact, it wants us to go out not because of fear or envy, but love. We are... the dungeon's child. Let's make our progenitor proud.

What if we name us something something Stercore, giving honour to our maker
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>>2619059
>Let it ring you have better things to do
ITS BILLY BOIZ
>reenter the dungeon, go dungeon diving!
We cant let our new pet here, what kind of master would we be,
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>Pick up the mind phone
cause somebody called it!
>Explore the world to better prepare for your task of revenge against the dungeon that used you
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>>2619081
The Pack Coordinator Perk works with Pets?
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>>2619104
Yeah
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>>2619084
Mate it kicked you out the second you got too chubby, you really want to name yourself after that guy?
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Now that i stopped to think, we can be our pet clothes right i mean, she's alredy inside us... I think...
We need a drawfag
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>>2619129
Left side used to be draw fag>>2619084
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>>2619133
oh I am not him.
And fine fine, lets reenter the dungeon and meet ou maker. And answer billy.
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>>2619143
Oh shit you both began with a U. Well whatever time to write and hope for our drawfag's return
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>>2619147
Also what lever do we need to be to have a somewhat human figure with Shapeshift?
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>>2619158
You can actually do it right now with a combo of "States of Matter" and "Shapeshift" but it'd hinder you and it'd be pretty awkward to move around
>>2619098
>>2619091
>>2619084
>>2619080
>>2619074
You decide to wobble back into the dungeon with no food nor supplies and wing it. You also decide to pass the time by answering the weird ringing

"OK YOU FUCKING BASTARD ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES!" Screamed the voice in your head "I was supposed to have a future and YOU TOOK THAT FROM ME! How am I supposed to pay back my parents? or do anything anymore for that matter? I am UNDEAD BECAUSE OF YOU! I can never become a hero now and it's all your fault. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!"

You don't know how to respond

>Wibble?
>Wobble?
>Blub?
>Sorry sir, I don't know who you are so could you please clarify for I am not smart
>Write in?
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>>2619166
>Sorry sir, I don't know who you are so could you please clarify for I am not smart
Is that the best possible way to talking?
Also, we need to find a way to comunicate with our pet
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>>2619129
>be our pets clothes
>hold her hostage, nobody can kill us without also killing her
We would, of course, have to try and keep our slime core inside of her but it would be clever considering what might be our nemesis is a pyromancer. Let's hope ignis has as big a weakness for boobies as the anons in this quest
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>>2619176
Also, i think that nobody asked that yet.
What size is our core?
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>>2619178
about the size of a baseball
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>>2619181
Fuck, thats pretty big
Any way to shrink it?
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>>2619176
Now that's some colateral thinking boss!
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>Reply: "So you wanted to make a future for yourself by killing and hunting beings that were merely trying to live and protect their home? Why did we come out and attack someone you love or is it Heroic to invade the homes of others and kill them for trying to defend not only yourself but their home?" In the blubbery manner of a slime if we can't think a coherent reply!
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>>2619192
THIS
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>>2619192
>>2619196
Fuck ok 2 consecutive votes. Roll 1d100+15 to see if you pass the intelligence check

Best of 1
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>>2619166
voting for
>wobble?
>wobble?

I think 'blub?' might be a bit much, he was just a kid after all.
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Rolled 85 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>2619201
>best of 1
wew
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Rolled 1 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

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Rolled 21 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>2619201
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>>2619203
FUCK, THE DC WAS EXACTLY 100 TOO
>>2619211
FUCK I SHOULD'VE MADE IT BEST OF 3

CURE YOU DICE GOOOOOOOODS

Y'all still aren't smart enough to say those exact words though, so I'll simplify it
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>>2619211
Come on man
as we mean, since the start>>2619202
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>>2619192
two small edits
1 question mark after Why and capitilize did = Why? Did...
2 ourself instead of yourself
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>>2619203
OH WHAT, best of 1
NAILED IT
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>>2619228
I am so glad!
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>>2619240
Change your name to Dice Slime, you deserve it
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>>2619202
Meant
>wibble?
>wobble?
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Anyone else think the official voice for the slime should be the Liam Neeson's Brian Mills threatening voice from Taken?
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>>2619254
That is... Oddly specific
I imagine something like a anime protag, or something
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Guys, we need to find a way to call Healslut
Any ideas?
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>>2619283
I like Liam Neeson as an actor and the Taken film is one of my favorites!Also it fits for the the upcoming line.
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>>2619289
Healslut, brother, healslut
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>>2619289
See if we can use the spirits of the dead to telepathically(?) communicate with her!?
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>>2619293
Sorry mate his voice is high pitched and sounds like rubber squeaking against rubber
>>2619212
>>2619211
>>2619203
"blub wished to blub a fubure for yourselb by wobbling wobbling blubblubs that wantseds to blubbers and their wobble space? Sure we wobbled millions of your blubs but is it really wobbletastic to wobblebobble the wobble space of blubs and wobble them for wiggling to wobble not only blubself but their wobble space? blubbing blub blub blubber?"

"I only got half of that but I still feel as if I'm on the right side of things but you made as decent of an argument as a slime probably could" Said the disembodied voice "You should still kill yourself and free the girl you bastard slime, me and you are completely different and monsters have never repaid kindness given to them they only think for themselves unless they're under control by something like a monster tamer."

"Wobble blub you too whoever you are!" You said to the disembodied voice

"You really don't remember who I am? I'M BILLY YOU SLIMY BASTARD YOU TOOK MY SKULL!"

"Blub!" You are hit with sudden realization that this is the undead communion spell you recently learned. You should probably leave it on to train your "Path of Death" skill though. Time to continue your adventure!

"Don't you ignore me you bastard slime let the girl go and let me go! Kill yourself you bastard! Stop storing your core in my head that's incredibly uncomfortable!" Billy continued to scream a bunch of insults but you ignore them, you're a monster after all and words can't hurt you, only physical harm can.

Interlude time!

>Healslut and friends! (Healslut before being captured by you)
>Ignis's despair! (Him sending the search party and shit, boring stuff)
>Bobby's life as a skull! (Bobby and his skull life so far)
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>>2619289
...Wait did you mean call as in call out to or call as in name?
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>>2619289
You can speak common, it's natural in everything. How else is communion with the dead supposed to work?
>>2619297
She ain't dead
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>>2619305
To call her out when we need her
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>>2619301
>Bobby's life as a skull! (Bobby and his skull life so far)
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>>2619308
I mean use the spirits of the dead to pass orders between them. EX. Slime tells ghost to tell healslut to heal him(slime).
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>>2619301
>Bobby's life as a skull! (Bobby and his skull life so far)

I really want to talk more with bobby. Oh and to train the skill of course
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>>2619322
with pack coordination she could probably hear you through all that slime. You could also probably reveal your slime core to get the sound out even better
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>>2619301
>Healslut and friends! (Healslut before being captured by you)
>Bobby's life as a skull! (Bobby and his skull life so far)
i'm fine with both
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>>2619333
You know what fuck it I'll do both, I have nothing else to do
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>>2619332
Oh nice, she can hear us through the Slime, we should talk with her
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>>2619333
I wonder how Healslut is feeling right now, hearing us talk to nothing and things like that
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>>2619318
>>2619323
>>2619333
"Man this dungeon is fucking easy!" Said Terrance with confidence "Everything dies with one slash of my sword"

"You shouldn't underestimate it" Said Steven "You should know well enough that overconfidence can make the strongest fall"

"Shut up you're just jealous that I have an awesome sword and all you can do is talk to plants or nature spirits, whatever that retarded Bullshit that is" said Terrance in reply

"You should respect nature you bastard! It gave us all life!" Shouted the Druid

I'm Mary and this was my daily life with my friends, those two always seemed to argue but it can't be helped. Steven may not be able to stand my brother's cocky attitude but I'm sure they both like each other deep down inside! I do wonder how Roger is doing though, he never seems to talk and is so reserved, maybe this is the day we can finally get a smile out of him! We've been in this dungeon 12 times in the past month and have been slowly leveling up, maybe today we'll decide to hit the Deeper zones, we can probably handle it!

It was all normal until that horrible monster came down.

SWINK

My brother stabbed at the air and he stabbed what seemed to be a sheet of cloth. It was weird how that got stuck on the roof.

"Guys I think I hear something" said Terrance with a slight hint of worry in his voice

"Oh stop trying to scare us you bastard you're just trying to get on my nerves, trying to make fun of me for being overly cautious. It's probably nothing" said the druid with annoyance in his voice

"Yeah, you're right it's probably nothing..." The swordsman said with a hint of worry in his voice

that was when my life changed forever

BITCH

>End of Healslut and friends
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>>2619402
Mary? I prefer Healslut. And why is this spoken in first person past tense? We will eat her when we get hungry, don't get your hopes up, slut
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>>2619402
>>2619318
>>2619323
>>2619333

"FUCKING FUCK THIS BASTARD JUST DROPPED ME?!?!?!" Yelled billy in rage

The thing just dropped every single bone it had and is crawling up to the roof, what's this idiot doing now? oh fuck are those adventurers? Fuck nO STAY AWAY FUCKING RUN GOD FUCKING RUN!

Billy has seen this scene before but can't help but scream whenever he sees it. People die by this monster and there's nothing he can do to stop it. It's like watching the thing it failed to kill cement his failure over and over and over again. This monster just kills indiscriminately without rhyme or reason.

I don't know how that bastard does it but he keeps on coming up some sort of BS power that no slime should reasonably have. So far he's just been eating people till they're nothing but bones and than moving on with some new BS ability. Fuck is he turning into a fucking blanket now? A BLANKET OF ALL THINGS! Those guys should've sliced not stabbed, they're going to die like everybody else now. At least he usually ends them all quickly.

Oh fuck what's he doing to that girl? FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING TO THAT GIRL!!! WHY WOULD IT EVEN NEED TO DO THAT?!!?! Does it just want to make people suffer? Does it want to torture that poor innocent girl?!?! That bastard has sunk to a new low, if only I could kill him, if only I had another chance. If only I could kill him for every crime he has committed to every innocent person he has wronged!

But I can't

I'm just a skull now

a skull who floats around in a blob and witnesses every atrocity it commits every single day, the supposed "weakest monster" in the world...

Just rekill me now

>End of Bobby's life as a skull
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>>2619465
Well I'll be back in about a full day maybe. I dunno I have shit to do for a while and I might post a lot slower for a few days. I will keep on posting though so just ask questions or something till then
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>>2619465
Billy saw what we did with Healslut... I- I'm sorry Billy... It wasn't suposed to be like this...
We should talk to him too
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>>2619472
Ok Slippy, we'll be waiting for you man go do your stuff
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>>2619483
Talk to him about what? In the slime's eyes all he did was dick around for no reason and strip her of her clothes.
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>>2619652
That's true...
I still want to know about the human society tho, what are those "Heroes" he talked about? (I mean, the Slime doesn't know"
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See ya Slippy
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>>2619660
Your greatest source of real world info are the two humans in your possession! Though Healslut may still be in a daze after what happened to her
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>>2619692
Yup! I know that, I said earlier that we should talk to them.
>>2619173
>>2619340
>>2619483
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>We need a drawfag
>>2619133
Oh hey, I was catching up
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>>2619843
Nice to have you back man!
If possible, can you draw how we are right now?
Just to have a North
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>>2619861
>>2619843
H*eck yeah!
I really really need to know how large we are... that's something we have to think. If our storage is 5mts (guess in volume) we have to think it's not fully extended, like a bladder that enlarges as it fills up. We have the bones of 11 humans I think, that's 9kgs each, so 100kg worth of bones (damm), i'd say it takes up 2mts of the storage to carry all those. We are probably 3mts in volume, maybe larger
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>>2619921
We weren't that big, were we? Thats why i was kinda lost, holy shit!
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>>2619924
>I really really need to know how large we are
Yeah
>>2619924
I'm not sure exactly, it's obviously not to scale anyway though
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>>2619935
second part was for>>2619925
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>>2619943
>With our current level of liquid density we can revert back to the size of a basket ball and expand to the size of a little under a twin size mattress. We don't lose mass went we contract it just gets packed together.
That was the last time the Slippy talked about our size, i think that we are smaller than that
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>>2619935
>>2619967
>>2619924
So I've studied the mean density of bone from various sources and I got 1.750kg/m3 (dense as fuk boii)

So, since we got 100kg that translates to 0.057 m3. A compacted pile of bones of 11 humans occupy 0.057 m3... what a small volume, however that means 242 cups of water (246 ml). And that means the bones occupy 60 lts. Weird... I am doing the math very wrong

If anyone is better at numbers, that would be helpful.
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>>2619994
ah, 60 lts of would be water, but this is bone, not water, so 0,057m3 of bone does not translate to 242 cups of water. I think
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>>2619176
Wouldn't it be acidic and harmful to our core inside her?
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>>2620009
I guess it depends on where we put it, anon
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>>2619999
HOLD your HORSES AND my TRIPS, 0,057 CUBIC METERS IS 57 LITERS

damm it... that helps a lot. So, 57 liters in bones and a cute grill of 160 cms is... Average Human Density is 985kg/m3 and this cute slut should weight... 60kg (55-65 prob) so 0,061cubic meters.

57 + 61 liters is 118 liters of luggage. If we triple that, our volume is 0.340 m3~ or 340 liters. We could take in consideration how dense our slime is, but who knows.
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>>2620023
I think that he's talking about using our Storage Skill
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>>2619999
nice trips indeed other part
>>2620059
So... We still have plenty of space left? Healslut is taking 1/3 of our body or something close to this right?
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>>2620061
I thought he meant in her stomach,. My line of thought was much more lewd
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>>2620059
We have a mini compact car that's 2400 liters. And a Mini Cooper is 3.7mt large, 1.6mt wide and 1.4 mt tall. If we are 1/8 of all that, we are about... what?

50 cms large
32 cms wide
18 cms talll.

What?

My autism can not reach further. Let's say we are half the size of a mini cooper

180 cms large
80 cms wide
70 cms tall.

We need to accomodate the girl and the pile of bones, so the drawfag's draw is kinda accurate actually.
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>>2620059
>>2620069
those are quads
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>>2620089
Holy! You're right Congrat left!
>>2620085
So... She isn't 1/3 of our body?
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>>2620094
Sadly, I find it very hard to imagine, but 1/5 it's propper. Probably...
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>>2620085
I may have missed part of the reason why we are keeping the girl alive again? We have no place to really store her or have a need for her, unless we can get her as a minion somehow, so wouldnt she just give us away when attacking or attempt to harm us?

I can see the typical reason to keep her but we are currently a blob that has no real means to control her or use her for the other normal reasons. Granted not sure how slimes are created in this setting currently.

Just realized something... How close is she to our core right now?
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>>2620484
Our core is in bill's skull which just floats around randomly. Also I don't see a use for her either yet here we are, with the anons violating a girl for god knows why
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>>2620670
In fact, now that we have the Path of death skill, we can pretty much just kill her.
I just wanted her alive to talk to her and know more about the world outside
But we may won't be able to talk to her after we kill her, anyway, that was MY reason the keep her
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>with the anons violating a girl for god knows why
yep this is still 4chan
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>>2620676
I'm still not sure in what kind of information Billy can give us, so i think that the Healslut is still our best information source (If we can make her talk with us at least)
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>>2620684
>>2620681
>>2620676
Me? I just want a pet. We have room for it. We can play with it if we get bored. Oh we will have to feed it... meh, it can hold some days but we need to learn to produce water
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>>2620687
That's a preatty good reason man, i mean we are all ok with this, i like having a pet too :)
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I hoe that slippy don't abandon this quest, its beeing really fun
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>>2620886
With the beautiful spreadsheet I made? With the condensed autism I used to calculate the mean size of the slime?
¡No way!
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>>2620676
Well I mean Billy's death was brutal and he had unfinished business while Healslut would gladly move onto the afterlife. It's easy to see that killing her wouldn't merit much benefits either.
>>2620681
What had I expected really?
>>2620684
Healslut is an adventurer while billy is a dead kid who ran away from home after being influenced by adventuring stories. One would probably have a lot more info than the other
>>2620687
Yeah you could probably start producing water once you absorb some, but the water isn't permanent. It's made of magic and it'll fizzle out after about 5 minutes
>>2620893
Abandon this quest? Of course not, I'll keep doing it until I decide I have enough writing practice to write a story I have in my head.
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>>2621042
Then we must hunt for a cleric and absorb them to gain the clerical spell of create water!
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>>2621100
Why do you assume there's a spell for that?
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Ok guys I'm going to optimize the sheet a bit and than I'll start working on the quest
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Side note everybody. We have the mass of 103% of a person and a basketball. Hope that helps
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>>2620687
What's more. Surely she has her own mana pool. Absorbing her (which might fail or vary) would just give us her healing and a small boost to mana. This way we have a proper specialized healing organelle caught. I just hope she stays loyal.
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>>2621184
I think that, with the trauma that the have now, we maybe can use that in our favor.
But we have to start talking with her, ASAP
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>>2620893
>>2620886
>>2620695
>>2620687
>>2620484
>>2620100
>>2620089
>>2620085
>>2620074
>>2621184
You've been listening to Billy incisively whining about your actions and Healslut's incisive crying for the past few hours. So far you've been traveling through the Upper layer of the dungeon and have slaughtered everything that was in your way. It seems that they don't give you much EXP since you've slaughtered dozens of your former comrades and have barely gained any EXP.

Path of Death skill Level up! +3 INT +3 WIS
Warrior Class Level up! +3 STR +3 END


Well at least you've gained a little bit of EXP. You've been trying to remember where the entrance to the middle lair is and you happen to stumble across a group of adventurers who seem to have a map. This may prove useful

HP 404/404
MP 320/320
HP not found lol

>Attack! Magic, Physical, or Sneak?
>Ask Billy the Skull for advice!
>Avoid them, no time for combat when you're at full HP
>Write in?
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>>2621198
>Activate stealph and ttail them for a while, talk with healslut for a while, we alredy hear Billy's whining for a good time
Also we are nor really that smart, we canthink that billy or Healslut is our new "connection" like the one that we had with the Dungeon, just that billy i a little bad Dungeon
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>>2621207
Damn, that entire response was a mockery to the English language. Also you won't be able to talk to heal slut in stealth mode since that muffles sound
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>>2621209
Hahaha, it was really bad...
Sorry, i was on the phone, and I type very poorly there... I'm glad you understood tho
Ok, we know how many adventurers are? Maybe is kinda risky go there with Healslut
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>>2621226
Ya with the healer crying and us having to protect her we cant really stealth anymore
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>>2621198

Use Cloth Mimicry to gag healslut. If we have to defend her, we can use Metal Mimicry to shield her from the inside.

Let's sneak, trail and observe. What do these adventurers look like?
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>>2621231
And that's were Split up! could have helped us, damn.
I would say to let Billy on the ground to do company to Healslut and go there fight those adventurers
Maybe tha't not the best plan
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>>2621236
Ohh, cloth mimicry on healslut, i like that.
Then we can talk to her about those adventurers.
After that, activate Stealth, and just wai.
This looks good
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>>2621207
>>2621231
>>2621236
Cloth mimicry to gag healslut and tail them. Writing
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>>2621207
>>2621231
>>2621236
You use Cloth Mimicry to gag healslut, deactivate "Undead Communion" in order to focus on the action at hand, and activate stealth, trailing them for a good while until you reach down into the middle lair, which is full of poisonous insects and disease. They set up camp and have finally let their guard down

-60 MP
260 MP remaining


Now that their guard is down and you're up close they finally enter your Mana Locator's effective radius and you get a good look at all of them.

There are two melee fighters among them, a lightly armored Bullman holding a greatax and a heavily armored Elf holding a sword and shield.

They have one ranged fighter among them, a human holding a bow with a quiver strapped to his back.

There seems to also be one more member in their party, a heavily dressed midget with way too many daggers on his possession.

Time for a strike plan

HP 404/404
MP 260/320
>Bait them with healslut, than attack the first one who comes in
>Sneaky Deaky Sneak attack!
>MAGICAL SLIME TIME! Choose spell
>LEROY JENKINS! Choose method of attack
>Write in
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>>2621283
I say try an bait with healslut. Are they all male?
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>>2621294
Yes, don't get any ideas and none of them are rapist.
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>>2621294
>>2621283
>Bait them with healslut
not sure who we should attack first.
The swordsman/The rogue/The Tank
I would say that first we must stretch, and spearkill the rogue, than MAGICAL SLIME ATTACK the swordsman
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>>2621296
Are we able to directly communicate with healslut? Is she still crying? Is she insane or just distraught? I have a plan in mind.
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>>2621308
>Also you won't be able to talk to heal slut in stealth mode since that muffles sound
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>>2621308
>>2621311
Ok, roll 1d100+20 to see if this works. Also how are you going to attack the person who comes in?
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>>2621311
>>2621296
Nvm. If we can, I say we try and gank the bullman tank as quick as possible once we lure.
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>2621318
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Rolled 91 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2621318
Surprise!
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>>2621318
Firebolt

YEEART!
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Rolled 90 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2621318
Best out of three?
Firebolt
>>2621320
I want to use void explosion on him
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Rolled 43 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>2621326
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>>2621330
Actually I'll change to testing void explosion as well.
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>>2621332
>>2621337
Guyz that's an area attack that would probably kill not only HealSlut but also damage you greatly unless you stood pretty far away
>>2621321
>>2621322
>>2621330
111, no crit. Writing
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>>2621341
Oh I guess firebolt would be better then.
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>>2621341
Same, i wasn't talk on using that now, But only if it proves very difficult to kill
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>>2621321
>>2621322
>>2621330
You toss healslut onto the ground and take out the gag from her mouth, if you removed it from your body it'd just turn back into slime. Now you let her cries echo through the hallways until somebody comes over to check it out. The heavily armored one seems to pick up on the noise and comes up to Healslut, picking her up.

"Don't worry I'm a paladin I'll get you healed right back up!" the Elf says

"r-ruuun" Healslut whimpers out

"Why? Is the assailant still he-"

BITCH

His head is now covered into flames and his friends will be coming this way any second. Surprisingly he isn't dead, though that probably put him on death's door.

Now what?

>MORE MAGICAL SLIME TIME!!!! Select Spell
>Metal Slime Time! What type of weapon/attack will you make with Metal Mimicry?
>BASIC SLIME ATTACK!
>Focus on friends instead
>Write in?
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>>2621358
Fuck error 502 kept me held up for a while
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>>2621358
>Metal Slime Time! What type of weapon/attack will you make with Metal Mimicry?
Impale him with multiple spikes, can't just give the paladin a chance to heal himself
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>>2621358
Holy shit, so the guy is a Paladin, so he'll cure himself
If the rest of the party is close, Spike hell out of Healslut
We still have 240 Mp, so if they arent really that close firebolt again
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Also, to anyone who doesn't have the character sheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JRUoXBHMeEOtdZJ6APWp1HvJNSdcMX00NalsYjpnPtM/edit#gid=0
It helps a lot when thinking
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>>2621369
Metal Mimic a spear through the paladin and pull him into us as a hostage.
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>>2621384
>>2621385
>>2621387
Ok so we got 3 votes so far
1. Spike the hell out of paladin
2. Spike the hell out of Healslut (For some god forsaken reason)
3. Donut Paladin and use him as a hostage
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>>2621392
EN is not my mother language my bad, i didn't mean to kill her.
But to make Spaers appear all around her.(If the other party is close to her)
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>>2621398
How? You'd need to wrap yourself around her and even than you can't make yourself transparent enough to not look like a slime that's covering a girl
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>>2621392
I'll back option 1 with the suggestion by 2 to ready a firebolt for whoever comes in next.
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>>2621411
It's impossible right now to cast a spell and spear the hell out of somebody at the same time. A spell requires intense concentration and you can't really consciously make actions while you do it. I'm just going to write spear the hell out of a paladin
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>>2621418
I always forgot about the chat... It's completely true, my bad guys.
Just 1
We can think what happens later, later
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>>2621384
>>2621398
>>2621411
Fuck forgot to tell y'all to roll for it
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>>2621433
What dice?
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>2621433
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>>2621392
VOID EXPLOSION ON THE PARTY THATS RUSHING TO HELP THE PALADIN AAAARGH
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>2621433
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>>2621440
>>2621446
1d100 like always
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>2621433
Die palading wraaagh. But we use explosion after yes yes?
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>2621452
plets do it boys
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>>2621442
>>2621451
>>2621453
Nice save, writing
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>2621452
YEEART!
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>>2621442
>>2621451
>>2621453
>>2621459
>>2621463
"Holy light!" The Paladin screamed and his burns began to disappear

"WOBBLE WIBBLE BOBBLE!!!" You thought to yourself as you made multiple spears shoot out of your body and pierce the paladin in multiple places

-70 MP
175 remaining


You notice 3 arrows and a few daggers enter your Mana Locator's effective radius and swiftly blocked them with a literal wall of spears.

You suffered minor chipping! -7 HP
313 HP left


That's impressive considering that was an iron wall

You're faced against a scantly clad Bullman charging towards you, a generic Human ranger readying an arrow, and a rouge midget dipping some knives in suspicious looking elixirs. Time for some EXP and maybe that Map that they had

>HORA HORA HORA HORA!!! Stab them a lot with your spears
>Magical slime time! Choose spell
>LEROY JENKINS! Basic slime attack!
>Healslut shield me!
>Any advice Billy?
>Write in?
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Quick Gif of what we did to the guy
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>>2621501
>>HORA HORA HORA HORA!!! Stab them a lot with your spears
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>>2621501
>HORA HORA HORA HORA!!! Stab them a lot with your spears
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>>2621501
>Magical slime time! Choose spell
I guess the human and the midget are far back, while the bull is charging close to us, or the three of 'em might be close. I say the next

>VOID EXPLOSION. We kill those pesky ranged bois and we take a bull charge like a man- like a slime I mean. The three of them could be close enough to suffer the explosion, but I doubt it.
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>>2621501
HORA HORA HORA
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>>2621512
>>2621513
>>2621521
>>2621529
Time to HORA HORA HORA HORA!!!

1d100+10
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>2621534
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Rolled 22 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2621521
Void explosion is 100 mana, and we have to chant it, also, we don't know how to use is right yet
>>2621534
LETS GOOO
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>>2621540
We haven't tested it out but we know how to cast and aim
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>>2621544
Do we know if spell interruption is a thing if we get rammed?
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>>2621521
>>2621540
We still using cloth mimicry, so we won't have that much mana avaliable
Are we still usin Stealth?
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Rolled 52 + 100 (1d100 + 100)

Let's do this
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>>2621548
We stopped using Cloth Mimicry a while ago and we have 175 left. Also we are in the middle of very loud combat I thought you assumed we turned it off
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>>2621554
WOW 152?!?!? You must be a dice god!
>>2621538
>>2621540
Time to HoraHoraHora the crap out of this fucker with our 67 dice roll
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>>2621557
> I thought you assumed we turned it off
I did , But since we had not warned this, i thought that it was still on.
I'm glad to be wrong
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>>2621554
Fucked it up, damn
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>>2621538
>>2621540
>>2621547
>>2621529
You wobble up to the Bullman and pierce him almost more times than you could keep track of, but you could and you stabbed him 18 times in a few seconds. You couldn't really stab clean through him though, it seems as if his body is a lot harder than you'd expect for some reason, you start to wonder why tha-

"BERSERKER RAGE!!!" Yelled out the Bullman as you were about to stab him for a 19th time

He then struck your side his giant fucking ax and sent you straight towards the wall

You suffered a Major wound!
-150 HP
247 HP remaining


Bwobble bobble that hurt

The bull seems to be charging at you and another dagger is flying your way

What to do?

HP 247 I messed up HP earlier it was at 404 and went down to 397
MP 178

>Open up storage to catch the dagger! Will cost about 10 MP due to it's small size but will have a high DC
>MAGICAL SLIME TIME!!!
>My HoraHoraHora never fails except for a few seconds ago
>Write in?
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>>2621599
>>MAGICAL SLIME TIME!!!
Probably want to get some distance from this bullman.
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>>2621599
>MAGICAL SLIME TIME!!!
Darkbolt to the face
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>>2621604
>>2621599
>>MAGICAL SLIME TIME!!!

Come on guys, VOID EXPLOSION!! to the pesky fools at the back!
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>>2621604
>>2621610
>>2621617
Void explosion or Dark Bolt?
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>>2621617
ok
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>>2621599
>sent you straight towards the wall
Is that wall distant from where we were?
If yes, Void explosion>>2621621
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>>2621617
We will kill healslut tho, are you sure about it left?
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>>2621628
No we won't, heal slut is where the Bullguy is while the ranged guys are way over there
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>>2621599
>High DC for mana and ignore the bullman.
I think not.

>MAGICAL SLIME TIME
Dark bolt the bull
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>>2621604
>>2621610
>>2621617
>>2621624
Going with void explosion, roll 1d100+5
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>>2621628
Wa? The ranger + rouge are at the back, the healslut and the paladin's corpse is aside and the bullman is close to us.

I do not think the explosion would be THAT awesome... right? I think healslut is safe, right
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>2621636
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Rolled 61 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2621641
Amazing
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Rolled 56 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2621636
Lets get rid of those pesky ranged bois
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Rolled 21 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2621636
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WRYYYYY
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>>2621641
>>2621643
>>2621644
Nice save
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>>2621643
>>2621644
>>2621646
Greato, writing
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>>2621648
>>2621647
>>2621644
>>2621643
>>2621635
You try out your new spell as the Bullman is charging at you head first

"Bvwooooooooooiiiiiib-"

The Ranger was just about to shoot his arrow and the dagger was heading straight for you while the bull was about to gore you. But by god

"Ebxprhwuboswion!!!"

Just like that black energy burst out and instantly disintegrated the midget and the lower half of the ranger. The force of the blast knocked the knife off course while the upper half of the ranger blindsided the Berserker and threw him to the ground.

Wut?

Wut do!?!?!!
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>>2621677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jar1LTxxAeM
Video related
we still have 78 mana, Darkbot the bullguy,we should take advantage that he is fallen
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>>2621677
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>>2621677
Pin the berserker to the ground with more spears, then proceed to repeatedly stab him like a slimy maniac
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>>2621689
Support
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>>2621689
>>2621691
>>2621694
More of our powerful magic against the bull! We already saw how strong he is against physical damage... I wonder if the Human's top half is... alive. Oh, and healslut is in her corner right, right?
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>>2621677
Darkbolt the Minotaur
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>>2621697
yeah
>>2621689
>>2621690
>>2621691
>>2621694
>>2621705
You hop onto the berserker and Dark Bolt his head off. That was the hardest battle you've had yet and you're going to get a ton of warlock EXP for this and maybe absorb some awesome jobs. It seems it all worked out for this slime!

You're hungry! HP and MP regen halved

Fuck you need to eat, you sort of forgot that. What to do

>Eat the 2.5 dead bodies that are still there to sate your hunger
>Absorb them and rummage around their camp for food
>Eat portion of them, absorb the rest, and then rummage around their camp for food
>Write in?
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>>2621712
You guys notice that Healslut needs to eat too right?
>Eat the rogue and the archer
>Absorve the paladin
>Leave bullguy to Healslut
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>>2621712
Well, let's see

The bull give us warrior pointz probably.
The palading gives us pusy raito magic points probably
The uh, half of... whatever is left of the ranger gives us ranger something something.

In one hand, the bull is very large (hopefully) and should be a hearty meal. In the other hand, the warrior points seem sexy to me. In anooother hand, the Paladin is the most magical thing we can get points of.

I really don't know, but I want to force feed whatever food we find in their provisions to the HealSlut
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>>2621712
Eat the berserker and the ranger. Absorb the paladin for a heal and the theif for sneaky breeky. Then search camp. Get map.
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>>2621719
Rogue disintegrated.

Holy fuck that's a person, that's cannibalism man. She needs regular food, or you can force feed her raw enlightened meat if yah want
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>>2621719
Support
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Also, good job everyone! We would not have won without everyone's ideas
I wasn't thinking on that way >>2621725
>>2621727
There's no need to force her to eat one of them if they have food
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>>2621719
Support
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>>2621735
>>2621732
Relax guys, the dead party may have some food with them
We can simply ask Healslut (or Billy) what she want to eat
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>>2621747
Okay. While we're at it, make Healslut live up to her name and see if she'll actually heal us.
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We shoul'd bully Healslut too much.
Also, we should ask her to heal us.
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>>2621747
>>2621735
>>2621732
>>2621719
Yeah guys, relax, it's not like we enjoy seeing our pet suffer amirite? And I don't want to reveal to HealSlut that we are -that- sentinent by asking her what she wants to eat
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>>2621754
WE SHOULDN'T
I MEAN SHOULDN'T
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>>2621752
>>2621754
Guys you are making her eat an enlightened being's meat and you molested her earlier. Why the fuck would she want to heal you?
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>>2621758
So, what about asking billy?
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>>2621765
He's kinda against us... we could roleplay that we ask him for what do humans eat. I mean, since we eat regular people, as a slime it would be no oddity to feed the healslut with the paladin or something
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>>2621712
Absorb paladin
Eat the rest
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>>2621781
>>2621779
>>2621765
>>2621752
>>2621732
Ok wow fuck I lost track of this.

Ok how about we absorb the Paladin, eat 1.5 of the dead bodies, ask billy what humans eat, and rummage around the camp for something to feed healslut
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>>2621788
Good call, deciding for us when we dunno what to do. It keeps the flow of things
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>>2621788
This
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>>2621797
>>2621805
Welp going with this, I'll write in a minute I have shit to do
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>>2621832
>>2621788
This seems great tho, i'm 100% ok with this
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Should we also get the girl some clothes or are we just gonna have her be naked forever?
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>>2621904
We can ruffle around for some from the dead bodies if yah want
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>>2621909
I dont think we(as a slime) would think about it.
But, i mean, we disguised ourselfs as her clothes, maybe we can think in that too
(Or maybe Billy can sugest this to us)
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>>2621924
Yeah that seems reasonable, he's been whining for hours before we tailed this guy so we'd probably know a lot about taking care of a half dead woman
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>>2621924
Once we get the ability to expand and contract, posing as clothes is gonna be a lot easier. We'll be able to ride heal slut like a vehicle and eat randos looking for a piece.
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>>2621965
We alredy have that
>Liquid Density: (Requirements- Level 5 slime class) Allows you to expand and contract at will
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>>2621965
We can already do that though, and we can turn into cloth for a few minutes. It's just hard to turn into a full outfit and control a person when our entire body is a tissue
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Well I got shit to do so see y'all tomorrow. I'll finish this up and write out the level up later
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>>2622152
Ok, no prob.
Just wanting to see how everything is
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>>2622152
bye bye
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Hey Slippy so... before you post the follow up...
I noticed a thing, that, maybe can change somethings
We never saw another women that wasn't Healslut, and we are Slimes... we don't even know what "Genre" means.
We think may think that she's something rare/different from the other human beings that we are fighting
That can explain why we didn't kill her and keeped her.
can also explain why we used Absorbtion on her even if we have alredy used it in another human
Also, in the little that we gave ourselves work of listening to Billy's babbling he seemed to know what she is.
So, that also explains why we are asking him what she eats
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>>2622576
Following that logic, we didn't did anything "wrong" it was pure curiosity.
And as we think that her is something "new" or "rare" i guess we should ask her if she's ok after that fight
I am feeling very smart right now, since i was able to connect everything in a plausible explanation.
Do you guys agree with me? I mean, at least to me, it makes sense
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>>2622599
It makes enough sense, but if that were the case, why don't we treat other things, like bullmen and elves with the same curiosity?
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>>2622599
Except it doesn't make sense because why would a slime even care about "rare" or "different" adventurers, and you came up with this a day after we already decided to keep her for obvious, nearly unanimous lewd reasons, plus what >>2622753 said.
Also doesn't explain why we molested her, but if you really want to go this far to justify keeping our healslut pet around, go ahead.
I still want to ditch Billy and shove our slime core inside her to keep her hostage, and force a moral dilemma upon any wandering adventurer unfortunate enough to cross paths with us.
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>>2622768
>spoilers
damn anon, the other guys wanted lewd, you're twisted
I like it
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>>2622768
That's not a bad idea.
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>>2622753
They posed more as a threat than Healslut, i mean, sine we desarmed her she didn't did anything.
The Elf on the other side, survived one of our firebolts.
the bullpen gived us a pretty big chunk of damage, and seemed to ignore our "basically infinite" number of spears.
Compared to them, Healslut is much MUCH less scary

>>2622768
That's a fair point, but in the game it was not so long, we just found Healslut, absorved/eated her companions and walked until we get here (with the new party) i didn't seem too long. The character may still be pure, i alredy know that we are a bunch pf degenerstes
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>>2622948
>>2622768
Also, why wouldn't we care about anything "rare" or "different"? I mean, we are dumb, but i don't see a reason for that to be true.
The "molested" thing was just "unintentional" we wanted to put her inside us, and she was naked, i can totaly seem that happening.
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>>2622768
Holy Fucking shit mate I need to draw the line somewhere. That'd not only be incredibly uncomfortable for us, likely damage our core due to the small space, and is just pretty fucked up but we are the size of a baseball and you will likely damage any area you shove yourself inside of
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>>2622576
>>2622599
>>2622753
>>2622768
>>2622948
>>2622952
Rare and unique would probably mean something to us since we're a sentient monster. We wouldn't care about unique people that much though considering that they always try to kill us. We'd probably care about unique and rare objects though, but since women aren't objects a bit controversial I know we wouldn't care too much about her. We'd probably at most be interested in her healing ability and we don't want to risk failing the absorption rullet
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>>2623105
The doujinshi I've read prove otherwise.
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>>2623339
That doujinshi wasn't canon mate
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>>2623360
He got you there>>2623339
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Hmp. Give me my paladin levels. And, can our mana location read maps?
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>>2623440
Holy shit, that's true, we don't have eyes...
Another reason to keep Healslut
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>>2623440
>>2623458
We'll I mean you've absorbed enough people and you have a pretty high shape shift so you can roll for making an eye
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>>2623458
>>2623440
>>2623360
>>2623105
>>2622952
>>2622948
>>2622779
>>2622774
>>2622768
>>2622599
>>2622176
Ok back and ready to write. Roll to absorb that one guy and if you can find stuff for healslut to eat

2d100 best of 3
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Rolled 86, 63 = 149 (2d100)

>>2623583
Ok lets do it boys
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Rolled 6, 42 = 48 (2d100)

>>2623583
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Rolled 24, 27 = 51 (2d100)

>>2623583
Bruh
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>>2623586
Right take the wheeel
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>>2623624
Glad to have been of help.
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>>2623586
>>2623593
>>2623617
Great, now let me write up these extensive BS level up Notifications
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>>2623586
>>2623593
>>2623617
Slime level up!
+2 to all stats

Warrior level up!
Warrior level up!
+6 END +6 STR
You now have Warrior skill points

Warlock level up!
Warlock level up!
Warlock level up!
Warlock level up!
+8 INT +8 WIS + 8 MNT
Frightening Screech spell learned!
Soul Flame spell learned!
Shadow Bind spell learned!
You now have Warlock skill points!

Ruin Master Unlocked!
+2 WIS +1 INT
Spear Mastery level up!
+2 STR
Metal Mimicry level up!
+2 END +2 STR
Shapeshift level up!
+1 to all stats
Mana Location level up!
Mana Location level up!
+2 WIS +2 INT
Stealth level up!
+2 AGI +2 DEX

Moderate success! Skill with highest Proficiency gained!
Holy Mastery skill has been unlocked! +4 Faith
FTH status has been created through special action


>Cont
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>>2623674
>No cloth Mimicry level up, i call that biased
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>>2623681
Do you really deserve a level for using it once and only to make a small gag for a girl?
>>2623674
Well blub you guess you couldn't get that holy light thing the big shiny guy used earlier. Faith seems like a pretty useless stat but maybe it'll prove to be useful in the future, probably not though. you'll start eating your fill of enlightened meat and feeding Healslut but first you'll pick out your new skills

Warrior
>Way of the Shaft: (Requirement: Spear Mastery level 5) Learn to work your shaft and move it in all sorts of directions like never before. Teaches Spear Martial Arts at levels 1,3,5,8, and 10
>Toughness: (Requirement: Warrior level 5) Armor is like a second skin, even though it is a whole lot tougher makes it more likely to buff out an attack while wearing armor by +1 per level
>Evasion: (Requirement: Warrior level 5) There's a lot more to dodging than moving out of the way. Makes it more likely to dodge an attack by +2 per level
Warlock
>Magical Solidification: (Requirement - Warlock Class level 5) Solidify an area spell and use it later. Solidified spells lasts for 10 minutes before disappearing. Time increases by 5 minutes every level
>Necromancy Affinity: (Requirement - Path of Death) Become more attuned to undeath. Necromancy spells and skills become more powerful, +1 per level.
>Demonic Pact: (Requirement - Warlock Class level 10) Make a pact with demonic forces in exchange for power. Warning: Demons are devious beings
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>>2623743
How many skills of each class?
Just one?
If just one
Warrior: Way of the Shaft
Warlock: Necromancy Affinity
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>>2623760
Mate it's always 2, pick 2 more
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>>2623771
NIce, just to be sure, it doesn't hurt to ask
Warrior:
>Way of the Shaft
>Evasion
Warlock:
>Necromancy Affinity
>Magical Solidification

I don't this we should do a Demonic Pact, we aren't very much smart
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>>2623743
Warrior
>Evasion
>idc
Warlock
>Magical Solidification
>Necromancy Affinity
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>>2623783
>>2623817
Gosh Golly y'all really dislike demons huh, writin
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>>2623830
I'm not particularly fond of them due to their nature
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>>2623833
Of what? This is an entirely different fantasy universe from your usual, they might be bros or misunderstood. Also enlightened people with morals usually get these skills, not evil monsters bent on getting it's next meal by any means necessary
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>>2623830
I think that we are pretty easy to lure at this moment
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>>2623844
So we won't communicate with demons who has nothing against us but we will communicate with a child and a woman we molested who both have personal grudges against us?

Nice logic bro
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>>2623850
the difference is that the kid and girl have no power over us as far as we can tell, something worthy of the title demon is bound to be dangerous
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>>2623862
Demon really isn't a title, it's more of a race. Eh whatever we'll have plenty of chances to get it in the future
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>>2623867
yeah, I worded that weird, I meant for the race to have the name demon it this setting
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>>2623817
>>2623830
Way of the Shaft Martial arts skill unlocked!
+3 STR +3 END
Piercing Thrust Martial art Unlocked
Evasion skill unlocked!
+3 AGI
Magical Solidification skill unlocked!
+2 WIS +2 INT
Necromancy Affinity unlocked!
+2 WIS +2 INT


Also fuck I forgot that you had some slime skills. Fuck 3 classes are hard to keep track of. Pick 2

>Bone Skewer: (Requirements- Kill target with bones) Allows you to rapid fire bones from within you
>Split up!: (Requirements - Level 10 Slime class) Sacrifice HP and gain a clone of equivalent power. Must verbally order at all times and disappears after 60 seconds
>Slip and Slide: (Requirement - Level 15 Slime Class) Slowly coat the area around you in slime. 10 MP per sec
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>>2623890
Bone skewer and save the other point for something in the future
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>>2623905
can we do that?
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>>2623908
Yeah sure I don't mind
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>>2623876
Maybe Angels are the bad ones here, its a completely new/different universe
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>>2623905
Split up! doesn't deem so bad tho, for me we could pick it
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>>2623905
>>2623933
Ok so Split up and bone skewer? Y/N?
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>>2623933
Yes but spliting our mass is not the most effective move in battle. We should focus or gathering friends if we need more people to help us battle. And who knows what the future holds for us my slimy friend
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>>2623942
yeah sure, I'm sure we can find a creative use for that combo
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>>2623942
No, save one
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>>2623942
For me Y
>>2623948
We don't have a dungeon connection anymore, also, is a good way to fight while keep a eye in Healslut
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>>2623948
>being able to attack from two directions at once
>not effective
I think you meant it is more risky
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>>2623952
>>2623949
This
>>2623948
Open more your mind man
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>>2623952
>>2623951
>>2623950
Ok Split up & Bone Skewer. I think I'll rename it "Gatling Bones" though

Gatling Bones skill unlocked!
+3 DEX
Split up! skill unlocked!
+3 END


Wobbly boop you almost forgot about your main job, strange how the notif didn't show that but oh well no helping that

You eat the remains of the other guys and sate your hunger, you start to consider giving Healslut some food until you start to hear that "Ring Ring Ring" in your head again

*click*
"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE FEED HER PEOPLE!!!!" Yelled Billy the skull, the mental shock would've made you faint if you didn't have 53 MNT

"Wibble bobble?" You ask in curiosity, why was he mad?

"Go to the camp and feed her what's inside you idiot, I won't shut up until you do!" Said Billy threateningly

Not wanting to hear him complain and lecture you on "Morality", "Heroism", and "Common Sense" you decide to go into the camp and rummage around for these "rations" that he speaks of.

You find a bunch of shriveled up colored things and old looking meat. Billy tells you that those were dried and smokes, whatever those things are. You feed them to healslut who slightly moans out in sadness and misery, but it was slightly less dead sounding so that's good.

Time to find that map!

Roll 1d100+10
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Rolled 34 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2623986
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Rolled 67 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2623986
lets find that map guys
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Rolled 16 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2623986
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>>2623993
>>2623994