Welcome to the land of Terrarum, where demons and monsters prowl the lands and while wizards and warriors fight them off. A world where things such as skills, classes, and levels are all parts of life here. While some are born as powerful dragons and immortal demons while others are born as enlightened beings such as Humans, elves, dwarves, and all sorts of other things. You however are not so lucky, as you were born a slime, a sentient ooze that's intelligence level is similar to that of a chair. Being one of the weakest monsters in the world you must use your skills, ability, instinct, and stats to get you through your pitiful existence until you rank-up into something stronger. All journeys have to begin somewhere though, and that is at the beginning. Now where were you born?>Wilderness Slime: A monster born of another slime. You were formed from another larger slime one day and have since been abandoned by it, forced to fend for yourself. You'll likely have to deal with some aggressive animals and huntsmen who are all a few levels above you, stay cautious. (You have a stronger connection to your base monstrous instincts)>Alchemy gone wrong: A monster formed from a rookie wizard's failed concoction. Having only just been formed you are already faced with danger as the obviously annoyed wizard is preparing a spell. This doesn't look good. (An failure with untold potential and an unstable form)>Dungeon born: A monster formed from dungeon magic. Born within a low level dungeon within the weakest zone you are the weakest species of monster there. Though you will be faced with adventurers on an almost daily basis they are almost all rookies. (a monster born of magic is obviously more adept at wielding it)
>>2611585>>Alchemy gone wrong: A monster formed from a rookie wizard's failed concoction. Having only just been formed you are already faced with danger as the obviously annoyed wizard is preparing a spell. This doesn't look good. (An failure with untold potential and an unstable form)Another one!
>>2611585>Dungeon born: A monster formed from dungeon magic. Born within a low level dungeon within the weakest zone you are the weakest species of monster there. Though you will be faced with adventurers on an almost daily basis they are almost all rookies. (a monster born of magic is obviously more adept at wielding it)
>>2611585>Alchemy gone wrong: A monster formed from a rookie wizard's failed concoction. Having only just been formed you are already faced with danger as the obviously annoyed wizard is preparing a spell. This doesn't look good. (An failure with untold potential and an unstable form)
>>2611585>>Dungeon born: A monster formed from dungeon magic. Born within a low level dungeon within the weakest zone you are the weakest species of monster there. Though you will be faced with adventurers on an almost daily basis they are almost all rookies. (a monster born of magic is obviously more adept at wielding it)
>>2611598>>2611610>>2611618>>2611624I'll wait for 1 more vote to tip it. if that doesn't happen in about 5-10 minutes I'll just roll a d2 to decide
>>2611631I'm usually the dude to switch to get shit going, but I'm adamant in being dungeon-born
>Alchemy gone wrong: A monster formed from a rookie wizard's failed concoction. Having only just been formed you are already faced with danger as the obviously annoyed wizard is preparing a spell. This doesn't look good. (An failure with untold potential and an unstable form)
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>2611598>>2611610>>2611618>>26116241 for Alchemy2 for Dungeon Born
>>2611660>>26116619 seconds apart
Oh wow, I wish I had checked back. I'd have flipped to dungeon born.
>>2611664Already rolled I'll just roll with it>>2611598>>2611610>>2611618>>2611624The Infirmi Stercore dungeon, one of the rookie dungeons in the region. Many aspiring adventurers come here in hopes that this is the stepping stone towards their destiny to become a legendary hero, too bad you aren't one of them.You awaken to messages playing within your core Slime Class obtained! +3 STR +3 END +1 AGI +2 DEX +1 INT +1 WIS [/b] Shapeshift skill obtained! Malleable Body skill obtained! Mana Location skill obtained! [/b]You barely understand any of these messages, all you know is is that you are alive and must protect the dungeon.Having finally found clarity you see a young lad with a sword walking through the dungeon, whistling a joyful song. Your instincts to protect the dungeon scream at you, they tell you to kill the boy.>Smother the boy, make him suffocate>Tail the boy, there may be others around and you don't want to risk death
>>2611690Fuck I really need to learn how to use the blue command better
>>2611690>>Tail the boy, there may be others around and you don't want to risk death>>2611693at least you use it, it's such a cool feature but I never see QMs use it, same with red
>>2611690>Tail the boy, there may be others around and you don't want to risk deathMaybe we can find a ledge from which to drop onto his head.
>>2611730You decide to tail the boy, you don't want to be killed immediately after being born now do you?You tail the boy for a while until he comes face to face with another monster, a giant rat. While these things are still weaker than most it's still a league above you."Ha a giant rat is no match for me and my grandpa's adventuring sword!" Shouts the kidThe rat snarls at the kid and prepares to attack him, this may be your chance your instincts are already screaming at you to attack it>Attack the kid, kill him with your comrade (DC 60)>Restrain the kid, use your shapeshifting and malleable body to try and hold him down (DC 40)>Wait and see how this unfolds first (DC 85 to resist Dungeon's will)>Write in? Dice rolls are d100s for now
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>2611784>>Wait and see how this unfolds first (DC 85 to resist Dungeon's will)
>>2611784>Write inResist instinct, run to the boss room. It's the only way you can be safe. Unless the boy is killed by the rat, but eeeeeh, I doubt it. I've never heard of someone losing to a dungeon rat.
>>2611797Roll d100, DC is still 85. The DC will probably lower with an intelligence higher than 1 by the way
>>2611797Forgot the roll.
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>2611802>>2611801And I did it again... Here's to hoping this works
>>2611808>>2611793Best out of 3 guys, if you fail you're just going to charge at the kid blindly like an idiot
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>2611812
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>2611784>>Attack the kid, kill him with your comrade (DC 60)
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>2611812
>>2611819Success, writing
>>2611808>>2611802I think it's caps sensitive
>>2611817>>2611816>>2611793You try to ignore the fight, you even try to run away, but your instincts don't allow you. Your instincts scream at you to fight and with such a small amount of intelligence you can't even think of betraying your instinctsThe rat jumps at the little boy and is met with steel, it's gravely injured but he left an opening that you will exploit. Using your shapeshifting ability and malleable body you wrap around his head and choke the life out of him. He's trying to resist, he violently scratches at your liquid form, and it's hard to hold on at first but his struggles get weaker and weaker until he gives out and drops. You've avenged your comrade and have killed your first adventurer. Slime Class Level up! +2 to all stats!Shapeshift level up! +1 to all stats!Malleable flesh level up! +1 END!New Slime Skill Achieved! Absorption That was a nice bonus! You do a little wobble in celebration.Now what?>Absorb the kids corpse, lets see what this skill does>Your comrade seems to still hold onto life, but only barely>Patrol the halls, protect your dungeon and comrades>write in?
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>2611860>>Absorb the kids corpse, lets see what this skill does
>>2611886Agreed
>>2611886Seconding this. The rat's corpse as well, if it hasn't disintegrated or something.
>>2611886>>2611920>>2611923All of you roll 2d100s to see if you can successfully do it and to see how much you get out of it
Rolled 85, 89 = 174 (2d100)>>2611925
Rolled 7, 43 = 50 (2d100)>>2611925
Rolled 1, 83 = 84 (2d100)>>2611925
>>2611938Oh fuck
>>2611930>>2611932>>2611938Deciding that there's nothing better to do you wiggle and wobble over to the kid you just killed and activate your ability. It's a bit different from your other skills, such as shapeshift, malleable flesh, and Mana location, because unlike your usual passive abilities this is an active one that requires 50 mana, which is all that you have, and voice activation. Since you don't have any lips, lungs, or anything else that’s usually required to preform speech you decide to wing it fiddle around with your core and gelatinous nature until something comes out of you. a deep sound that sounds kind of like somebody saying "Aksotchion" underwater comes out of your core, but it does the job nonetheless.You begin to expand as you engulf not only the boy but also his clothing and sword. The inside of you begins to fizzle and the things within begin to corrode away until there is nothing left of him and his equipment besides his bleached skeleton. You find it strange how that didn’t disappear but you figure that you simply can’t help it. With your skill over and the feeling of utter exhaustion once it’s finished you decide to reap the reward of what you’ve just done Critical Failure! No Stats or body mass is absorbedYou put everything you had into that and you don't get anything at all?!?! You fume for a little and wobble angrily but after your little temper tantrum you figure that there’s nothing you can really do about it. You go over to try again and absorb the rat but it seems that he died of his injuries long ago and has been reabsorbed into the dungeonYour comrade is gone and while you lament his loss you must move forward.Now what?>Take the kid's skull, it's shiny and will make a nice cover for my core>Go on dungeon patrol, kill some more aspiring adventurers>write in?
>>2611958 I was so excited to give you the sharp stat too
>>2611958>>Take the kid's skull, it's shiny and will make a nice cover for my core
>>2611958>>Take the kid's skull, it's shiny and will make a nice cover for my coreQuick question. Is there any way to hold the sword? I figure we could take it and stash it somewere for later. May be usefull.
>>2612050The sword was absorbed in the process as well, but your body is too fluid in order to hold one with actual dexterity. You could probably do that later on however if your skills increase. Right now you could probably have one float around inside of you and maybe move it around a bit at most
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>2611958>>Take the kid's skull, it's shiny and will make a nice cover for my core>>Go on dungeon patrol, kill some more aspiring adventurersWhy not both?
>>2612026>>2612050>>2612066You prepare to leave but you notice something out of the corner of your Mana Location radius, the kid's bones are extremely shiny and had a nice color to it. You wobble over to it and not only are the bones shiny but incredibly delicious as well! The feeling of bones sloshing around inside of you feels absolutely wonderful and you decide to take the kid's skull since it'd be impossible to take the rest, just one skull is your limit. This feeling of bones in you is absolutely wonderful, but bones and their delicious shininess come second to protecting your dungeon so you go back on dungeon patrolYour inspections of the skull and it's shininess with your ML skill does reap a profit Mana Location Level up! +1 WIS +1 INT Roll for what y'all find on your patrol
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>2612078what are our current stats?
>>2612091Species: Lesser SlimeHP - 30/30Mana- 50/50 0.5 regen per secEndurance 5 HP per 1- 7Strength - 6Agility - 4Dexterity - 5Intelligence +5 per 1 - 5Wisdom 0.5 regen per 5- 5SkillsShapeshift - 2Malleable body - 2Absorption - 1Mana location - 2
>>2612091Crude system but it's my first game and I don't really give a damn about balancing it. Since you were dungeon-born you gained a default of 25 extra MP. Also you have 55 MP I accidentally wrote 50
>>2612111thanks>>2612114>it's my first gameit's good so far, please don't bail though, I swear every quest I start to like just stops, OP either has to drop it or just disappears without a word
>>2612114btw I linked this thread in a slime thread on /tg/ nobody's posted in it since then but still, I hope you don't mind
>>2612122I'm mostly doing this quest for writing practice but I won't bail until we die/find a satisfying ending. I might not be active much at times though>>2612135I don't mind at all, I'd like to have activity on my thread>>2612091On your dungeon patrolling journey you hear something within ML shot, snoring. There's a group of 5 adventurers within the dungeon, 4 are sleeping and 1 seems to be keeping watch. Your dungeon-born instincts are telling you to kill, that you must kill them.2 of them seem to be well built while 3 of them are wearing nothing more than robes. The one on watch is one of the well built guys and is wearing some cheap looking chain mail. You must listen to your dungeon instincts and kill them, it tells you to go for the one on watch's head>Attack head on!>Wobble around him and stealth kill him>Wobble around him and stealth kill his team mates>Avoid it entirely, attempt to resist the dungeon (75 DC)
>>2612151>>Wobble around him and stealth kill him
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>2612151>>Wobble around him and stealth kill him
>>2612161Fuck that's a good roll, might as well start writing
>>2612161>>2612160You listen to the dungeon but instead of running in like a blind maniac, like the dungeon advises you to do, you wobble around behind him and engulf his head. While it's a bit harder when you have a skull inside of you you still manage to do it. The armored man falls dead on the ground, suffocated and with scratch marks on his face as he tried to futilely escape your grasp. You begin to wonder why nobody has thought to grab your slime core or simply run shake you off instead of scratching pure liquid but you hold off on those thoughts for now.It's time to kill the rest of them>Suffocate them each while they sleep>Write in?
>>2612184>>Suffocate them each while they sleepfuck, so how do we get more mana?Absorbing some people sounds good.
>>2612184>>Suffocate them each while they sleepSince you're practicing writing I'll practice my paint-art TM
>>2612196it's a time progressive things, I put the limit there more for in the heat of battle. You can just wait it out until it's back up to optimal levels>>2612201None shall survive his slimy assault, maybeOk y'all roll D100+6
Rolled 17 + 6 (1d100 + 6)>>2612209
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>2612209
>>2612218>>2612223You wiggle and wobble as quietly as possible, you quell your instincts to lash out at them and slowly suffocate each of themIt goes well until you hit the 5th member of the team, he seemed to wake up while you we're killing the 4th party member and put some distance between the two of you. He begins to chant something"ardere flamma ignis-"Oh shit he's a magic casterWhat do?
>>2612236Rush him! go for his mouth
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>2612239forgot die roll
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>2612239this sounds good
>>2612249>>2612243Crappy rolls equal bad results, writing
>>2612252>>2612249man, other anon, we are not good at rolling
>>2612243>>2612249You rush towards the magic user intent on killing him but you soon realize what type of magic user he is. You realize it with a first hand exampleHe's a pyromancer"Adolebitque hoc BITCH!" The Pyromancer yells at the top of his lungsYou manage to wobble a bit out of the way from his flame bolt but it still hits your side and destroys a large amount of fluids-4 HPthis guy is close to evaporating you, What to do?>Attempt another charge>Extend your slime with shapeshift and try to grab his staff>RUN AWAY!>write in?
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>2612272>>Attempt another chargewe still got 26 HP, we're good for now
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>2612272>>Attempt another charge
>>2612296>>2612285Naisu, writting
>>2612296>>2612285You attempt another charge, now that you know his tricks he won't be able to burn you again. You charge forward and use your shapeshift ability to move the bones inside of you around in order to ram the Pyromancer. You knock him over and stab him with one of the bones, plunging it deep into him.Injured and helpless igniculus, star pupil and son of Ignis the Master Pyromancer, dies before his legend can be told Encounter completed! Experience gain is now being calculatedSlime Class Level up! Slime Class Level up! Slime Class Level up! Slime Class Level up! Slime Class Level up! All stats increased by 10!Shapeshift Skill Level up!All stats increased by 1!Malleable Flesh Level up!+1 to ENDMana Locator level up!+1 WIS +1 INTSlime Class Skill point obtained, please select a 2 skillWith great power comes awesome skills it supposes>Bone Skewer: (Requirements- Kill target with bones) Allows you to rapid fire bones within you>Liquid Density: (Requirements- Level 5 slime class) Allows you to expand and contract at will>Metal Mimicry: (Requirements - O̢̡v̵̵̷͠ȩ͘͠ŕ̵r̸͝i͟͟͜͞d̨̕͘̕͜d͞ȩ͝n̵̶̡͡) Allows user to transform parts into metal at will, requires MP to use>Liquid Mimicry: (Requirements - Level 3 slime class) Allows you to transform and expel any nonmagical liquid you know of
>>2612363Nerfed your stats a little, +2 to Mana and HP instead of +5
>>2612375Seems more fair, we'd be way strong if notis our magic sense powerful enough to take a sort of mental map of the dungeon yet?
>>2612381You are connected to the dungeon, you know the entire layout by heart. The dungeon simply leads you to where it wants you to go, though as you've grown more intelligent you learn to ignore it a little more
>>2612363>>Liquid Density: (Requirements- Level 5 slime class) Allows you to expand and contract at will>>Liquid Mimicry: (Requirements - Level 3 slime class) Allows you to transform and expel any nonmagical liquid you know ofLiquid Mastery sounds good
>>2612381Also pick some skills mate
>>2612404support >>2612393We should absorb the pyromancer then go to the entrance to the next level of the dungeon, maybe we'll find some stronger adventurers there, or ones that are weakened from going through this level
>>2612413>>2612393Frick hoping that some of you would want Metal Mimicry but I guess liquid mastery is what the people wantRoll 5d100 for each of the part members that you absorb
>>2612363>>Metal Mimicry: (Requirements - O̢̡v̵̵̷͠ȩ͘͠ŕ̵r̸͝i͟͟͜͞d̨̕͘̕͜d͞ȩ͝n̵̶̡͡) Allows user to transform parts into metal at will, requires MP to use>>Liquid Mimicry: (Requirements - Level 3 slime class) Allows you to transform and expel any nonmagical liquid you know ofAcid payloads
Rolled 55, 82, 79, 82, 42 = 340 (5d100)>>2612417
Rolled 66, 97, 58, 35, 29 = 285 (5d100)>>2612417I almost went with metal but i wanted to not waste mana so we could put it all into absorbing people
>>2612429But mana gets restored over time and isn't something you should worry about, in fact you just wait it out between absorbing things. The slime waits it out until it's back up and then embarks on a few hour long journies where his MP comes back. His MP restores in about a minute it's really low
>>2612435well fuckthat changes thingsi'll switch to metal and liquid density then.
>>2612448>>2612419>>26124132 Liquid Density2 Metal Mimicry2 Liquid MimicryPretty even votes hereI'll write up the results for absorption on a word doc for now until it's decided
>>2612456since the guy I supported changed I will too
>>2612459>>2612448>>2612419Liquid Density Obtained! +1 ENDMetal Mimicry Obtained! +2 END +2 STR With it's two news skills in tow it decided to gather up the bodies and absorb them each one at a time. It learned, however, that moving things when you're a liquid is pretty hard but through the usage of Metal mimicry it was able to tow them into a pile and Absorb each of them. Failure! No body mass or stat increaseSuccess! 5% body mass increase! Sword Mastery Skill obtainedSword Mastery Level up! +2 STRFailure! No body mass or stat increaseMajor Success! 20% body mass increase! Warlock Class obtained +2 INT +2 WISMental Fortitude stat has been created through special action+2 to MNTDark Blot Spell learned!Success! Fire Bolt Spell learned! 5% body mass increase The slime was awestruck at this development, was Absorption really this overpowered? While it was difficult to know the chances of it's success it did know that this skill could only benefit it. It's probably the strongest slime in the world! It decided to take a break and play around with all of the new skeletons that it had, since it knew that it could afford it. Nothing like all of those voices in it's head screaming things like K̴͘͡Í̶̕͡͝L̢̕L͝ ̢̕͢͞T̴̢̨̀H̶̕Ȩ̢͠͡ ̴͝I̷̢̕͘N̴̴͢͝T̴͠Ŕ̴̢͜U̸͢D̸̨̢Ȩ͝R̷̡̛̀͡S̷̢̀ or Ḑ̷O͞ ̢͟M̴Y̕͡͞ ̵̀͜͞W͘I̢͢L̶̴͞͝L̨͝ ̶̶̨͞W͘͟E͘͠Á̛̀Ḱ̸̷͞L̢̀͘͠͞I̡̢Ń̷̀͝G̨͟ even scared it anymore. Time to relax, take a break, and juggle around some skulls for a while>Meanwhile in town
>>2612565around what time tomorrow?
>>2612505"It's been weeks since my apprentice, my son , has went into that blasted dungeon. He died in there, I just know it, and I will burn down this entire town in vengeance if you don't find his body and bring it back to me!" Shouted Ignis at the mayor. His son Igniculus never came back from his routine dungeon dive and he had 4 powerful escorts with him, even 2 Warlocks were with him so that raised up the amount of powerful escorts he had with him to at least 6. Something was in there and he wanted to town to do something about it before he burned down this town and did it himself. "I-I assure you we will do whatever we can to console you for your loss" The Mayor said nervously "We'll compensate you an-" But he was interrupted by the Grand Pyromancer before him" Money will not bring my son back! I will not be satisfied until everything in that blasted dungeon is dead and that dungeon's core is broken into a million pieces!""O-Ok sire we will do what we can. We'll send in every guard we can to kill everything inside, kill the dungeon master, and we'll lead you to the dungeon core so you can destroy it yourself." Said the mayor in fear"Good, and if you don't deliver this entire country side will be brought up in flames." Declared Ignis, grand pyromancer of Humanum
>>2612574I'll probably be back in about 8-12 hours
>>2612614Have a nice night OP.
>>2612614Cool, goodnight Slippy
could be any minute now
>>2613172>>2612628Back, I'll start writing in a bit
>>2613230cool
>>2613230I wasn't here for the first session, but I'm excited to be here for the second.
>>2613240>>2613238>>2612628 Failed to add the Absorption level up bonus, that's +1 to everything Wibble Wobble Wibble Wobble It's been three full day since you've killed those upstarts and you've been playing with the bones you've obtained ever since. Wibble Wobble Wibble Wobble However the dungeon's constant pestering has gotten annoying, so you've decided to go on dungeon patrol in order to get it to shut up. It's leading you to a specific place Wibble Wobble Wibble Wobble And that place seems to have 5 very shiny men with large pointy sticks who all seem to be following each other very closely."I don't know why we're in here looking for some random kid that died, it happens all the time" One said to the other"That kid was apparently related to a powerful mage so we have to either find him or confirm that he's dead" Said the other in responseThe dungeon seems to be screaming at you to kill these intrudersStats I buffed some aspects and have nerfed others, this will probably happen oftenHP - 130/130Mana- 90/90 0.2 regen per secEndurance 5 HP per 1- 22Strength +1 to HP per point- 20Agility - 16Dexterity - 17Intelligence 5 MP per 1 - 18Wisdom 0.1 regen per 10- 18ClassSlime - lvl 7Warlock - lvl 1SkillsShapeshift - 3Shift, wobble, and turn into anything within slimy reason. Higher level allows for more complex creationsMalleable body - 3Squish and squash your way to your destiny! Makes you tougher, more durable, and able to squeeze through small spacesAbsorption - 1Liquify those tasty remains and absorb every part of them, even their minds!Mana location - 3Liquid Density - 1Allows you to expand and contract at willMetal Mimicry - 1Allows user to transform parts into metal at will, requires MP to useSpellsFirebolt - Shoot fire at your enemies! 20 MPDarkbolt - Shoot darkness at your enemies! 40 MP>Attack guards, specify how you attack>Tail them and see if you can find a better place to kill them>Write in?
>>2613382Fucked that one up too, I really need to start proofreading these better
>>2613382>Tail them and see if you can find a better place to kill themLet's murder them but be sneaky about it.
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>2613382>Tail them and see if you can find a better place to kill themSneakybeaky
>>2613399>>2613395Roll d100+8
Rolled 75 + 8 (1d100 + 8)>>2613436
Rolled 20 + 8 (1d100 + 8)>>2613436drawfagging is hard when you've been awake 24+ hours
Here's our guy now since we grew
>>2613456>>2613461You decide to do your signature "Wibble and Wobble Until you kill them without making a sound" technique on them like usual. You do this so often it's similar to the weird Wobble/Breathing thing you do New Skill unlocked through special action! Stealth: Allows you to muffle the sounds you make. Cost 1 MP per sec while moving+1 AGI +1 DEXOver the course of a few minutes they enter a room with nothing inside, a dead end. They're going to leave and will no doubt spot you once they do. What to do about this? HP - 160/160Mana- 90/115 0.2 regen per sec>Attack the intruders to your home! Specify how>RUN!>Write in?
>>2613567Can we perhaps request backup from our fellow dungeon monsters?
>>2613567>>Write in?back off then continue following themalso can we move our body into any shape we want because of that one skill?
>>2613574You'd need to run away for that and contact them directly, but yeah you can do that>>2613580Yeah you can, you can even change your pigment. With a high enough level you can even make complex body parts, though they'll still be semi liquidy
>>2613574Voting for requesting for back-up
>>2613587Let's go get backup then. And when we return, let the other guys up ahead while we change our color to that of the walls and try to spread ourselves as thin as possible over them and the ground to sneak up behind the guards.
>>2613630>>2613623>>2613580Roll 1d20 to see how many monsters you can bring in
>>2613567>write in Get onto the ceiling and drop down on the last two hide the core if we can
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>2613630support>>2613636
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>2613636
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>2613636
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>2613636Here we go!
Lmao, I just realized the dude they're looking for is the skull in us
bring on the monster party!>>2613681Actually the skull is from before that! The kid their looking for was part of the group of five that were killed. Specifically the one who woke up. While the skull is from the solitary adventurer that was first killed.
>>2613714oh yeah, my bad I'm really tired
>>2613646>>2613648>>2613650>>2613655>>2613714Deciding that it'd be wiser to work with a bunch of your comrades instead of alone you decide to round up as many monsters as possible, though considering that this is the easy zone you don't find many powerful monsters besides the ranked up form of the giant rat, the Black Rat. 4 lesser slimes have joined party!4 giant rats have joined party!4 bats have joined party!1 Black RatYou're closing in on the guards now, who have since moved to a new location. You decide to flatten yourself out and sneak closer to them but before that you must command your pack. You are the smartest of them and have since been put in charge of them. What will you do?Lesser Slime StatsHP - 160/160Mana- 115/115 0.2 regen per secEndurance 2 HP per 1- 22Strength +1 to HP per point- 20Agility - 18Dexterity - 19Intelligence 5 MP per 1 - 18Wisdom 0.1 regen per 10- 18ClassSlime - lvl 7Warlock - lvl 1SkillsShapeshift - 3Shift, wobble, and turn into anything within slimy reason. Higher level allows for more complex creationsMalleable body - 3Squish and squash your way to your destiny! Makes you tougher, more durable, and able to squeeze through small spacesAbsorption - 1Liquify those tasty remains and absorb every part of them, even their minds!Mana location - 3Liquid Density - 1Allows you to expand and contract at willLiquid Mimicry - 1Allows you to transform and expel any nonmagical liquid you know ofStealth - 1Stealth: Allows you to muffle the sounds you make. Cost 1 MP per sec while movingSpellsFirebolt - Shoot fire at your enemies! 20 MPDarkbolt - Shoot darkness at your enemies! 40 MP
>>2613730Command the bats to distract the guards by going in from the right and to focus on evading attacks.Have the slimes appear from the right, shielding the quicker more powerful rats who will jump out from behind the slimes to pounce on the guards.Once the guards are distracted again, ambush the guards yourself with the help of the black rat who will come in from the right while the distracted guards deal with the rats, bats, and lesser slimes.
>>2613748Oh wow, I typed in come in from the right three times.Pretend I said the lesser slimes and rats appear from the left side.
>>2613730>We go ahead and do pic related>lesser slimes go left and come at them from behind>rats wait in side tunnel and attack from there
>>2613759like this
>>2613748>>2613759Ok flattening ourselves against the wall and sending out our monsters like that. How exactly are we going to attack them once they reach us?Roll 1d100 to see if this works
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>2613786Let's test our strength with a simple slam attack. We need to get a feel for our capabilities as a fighter.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>2613786
>>2613792supportalso use flamebolt on any who are distracted by other monsters but not losing
>>2613792This is a good idea, our primary means of combat is knocking stuff down then suffocating it. Having gotten bigger that simple method will likely prove more effective.
>>2613953Currently writing and I'm just going to say that your current method of combat has lead to the deaths of millions of your comrades, you've just been sneaking up to them and killing them without them ever even noticing. You guys even killed the pyromancer through using the bones within you as a sort of spike
>>2613956>your current method of combat has lead to the deaths of millions of your comrades
>>2613963If every slime does your method and millions of them have died before ranking up do you really think it's that effective? Your sneaking and assassination is what got you through this so far
>>2613969wait, so we're like an alpha slime that ALL other slimes imitate throughout the dungeon?
>>2613975No, you've just been using a basic slime method to kill people. Slam into them and try to suffocate them without getting thrown off. All of your kills thus far have been sneak attacks and that one time you slammed into a pyromancer and stabbed him with one of your bones
>>2613792>>2613888>>2613912>>2613953You order around your comrades to and get them in position while you sneak around back and block the right exit.The bats go in and distract the pointy stick men while the rest of the monsters go in to attack. Despite them getting a lot of hits in they're barely doing any damage, 2 of the bats and 3 of the slimes have already died at this point. You decide to try out that spell you got from absorbing that Pyromancer and to combined it with stealth so that they don't spot you, though it still sounds like gibberish underwater it now sounds like quieter gibberish underwater"Abebe Flabma bignib-" With your Mana Location skill you see something that most other Magic user never wittiness, the magic coming together to form your spell"Aboblubibqub-"The energies from within you group together and begin to change into something completely different from the invisible energy it once was, as if you were changing the world with your voice"Hobpla-"It begins to ignite and turn into flames that you need"BLIBCH!"And then those flames that once harmed you before spring forth and blasts the one that was about to spear the Black Rat head on, igniting his head and killing him in an instant, critical hit. The enemy party is visibly shaken since nothing in this zone of the dungeon should naturally be able to use magic and it killed somebody they knew for years. The magic blast came from what seems to be an empty hallway so the party splits up, one half fighting off the weak and pathetic monsters while the other half goes off to try and kill the Enemy Magic user. Wibble Wobble This was a mistake though, as you close in and entrap both of their heads in your slimey bodyRoll 1d100-40DC 30 to kill one, DC 60 to kill both
>>2613983oh shit, I get it now, we use stealth, which sets us apart from all the other slimes, but we are using a slam from a stealth position
Rolled 33 + 40 (1d100 + 40)>>2613996
>>2614001type in +-40 mate, also best of 3
Rolled 46 - 40 (1d100 - 40)>>2614001don't know why but dice +1d100-anything never works on /qst/ ->>2614005 Oh shit that's how you do it?
>>2614009it's because dice gods hate D100s. Besides I'll only use it when going up against powerful opponents
Now that we successfully caught them can we attempt penetration through their eyes for a quicker kill? Really should up the panic for the unfortunate bastards.
>>2614046"successfully caught them" Mate we have 1 more necessary dice roll left and none of the ones done so far work. Roll the dice, put dice+1d100+-40 into the options menu
Rolled 26 - 40 (1d100 - 40)>>2613996
Rolled 72 - 40 (1d100 - 40)Fun times ahead
>>2614023
>>2614074>>2614070>>2614009Best roll is 32, writing
>>2614076>>2614074>>2614070It seems that slamming into people and hoping that they just stop breathing only works about 86% of the time because one of the search part members simply walks out of your sentient liquid body. He attempts to stab you but he seems to have forgotten that you were on his friend's head and cleanly stabs through you and his friend's head You've suffered a moderate wound -50 HP You're now on the ground, against this one lone Pointy Stick man while your comrades are dying rapidly. Time to kill this Shiny man and add his tasty bones to your collectionHow do you attack?>Magical Slime powers ACTIVATE! Use DarkBolt or FireBolt>Shapeshifting+Metal Mimicry= a pretty fun time! Clarify how though>Basic slime attack GO!>Write in?
>>2614116>>Magical Slime powers ACTIVATE! Use DarkBolt
>>2614076this one's better
>>2614116>Magical Slime powers ACTIVATE! Use DarkBolt or FireBolt
>>2614116Pick up the pointy stick and try and throw it/use it
>>2614138>>2614168>>2614265Ok calling the votes in 5 mins
>>2614138>>2614168>>2614265You stare at the Pokey Stick guy who stabbed you and decide to use him as a guinea pig for your Warlock spell, DarkBolt.Roll 1d100
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>2614305
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>2614305
>>2614321>>2614320No third roll? Ok, writing
>>2614321>>2614320Having decided that this man will be a guinea pig for your new Warlock spell you stand still and begin preparing to chant, your opponent not knowing how to react to this new threat. A slime casting spells? Absolutely ridiculous!."sbhaeba umbra-"The garbled chants coming out of the slime however were no lie, he readied his spear."annihiblare-"He attempted to thrust forward towards it, intent on stabbing it through it's core"EBRABDO!"But it was too late as a solid mass of darkness hit him in the chest and tore the area apart. His life over with a gaping hole in his chestNow that that was over the slime turned his attention towards the other members of his party, who were all dead by the looks of it. All of those monsterous corpses were lying dead next to two mildly injured guards, both seeming ready to face you, the big boss of this horde of monsters. You wiggle and wobble and prepare to fight these men and their pointy sticksWhat do you do?>A few more bolts of magic will further solidify my magical slime identity! Darkbolt or Firebolt>Metal Mimicry and shapeshift combo! How will you use it?>Throw the dead guy's spears, those seem fun>BASIC SLIME ATTACK!>Write in?
>>2614474>>Metal Mimicry and shapeshift combo! How will you use it?use it to launch the spearscould you post our HP and MP during combats?
>>2614494HP - 110/160Mana- 57/115 0.2 regen per secAlso how exactly do you launch them with metal mimicry?
>>2614505use shapeshift to grab and pull the spear back and launch it by the metal tip, I guess metal mimicry wouldn't be needed though
>>2614525ok nobody seems to be voting roll 1d100+9 to see if this works
Rolled 33 + 9 (1d100 + 9)>>2614525
>>2614556>nobody seems to be votingI've been up for around 30 hours now so I think I'm gonna go to bed
Rolled 27 + 9 (1d100 + 9)>>2614556
>>2614582Sleep well mate
>>2614600I'l be back on when I get up
Rolled 56 + 9 (1d100 + 9)>>2614627See you than >>2614585>>2614556Fuck it I'm rolling myself
>>2614629Nice roll Slippy this is above the 60 DC, writing
>>2614633>>2614585Seeing those spears reminds you of that one time you were on dungeon patrol and saw a fellow slime get skewered by an arrow so you decide to do the one logical thing that comes to your mind that isn't firing off powerful spells at your enemies, you decide to throw it.You make slimy tentacles with shapeshift and fling the spears towards your enemies, and though one misses you do hit one of them in the shoulder. He drops his spear and is attempting to run away while the other runs up to you in an attempt to engage you.What will you do?>Fight the guy running towards you>Go after the guy who's running away
>>2614724>Go after the guy who's running away.
>>2614724>>Go after the guy who's running away
>>2614745>>2614792Roll 1d100+9 to see if you catch him. Best of 3
Rolled 98 + 9 (1d100 + 9)>>2614820
>>2614823Fuck ok best of 3 means nothing time to start writing
>>2614823>>2614792>>2614745You see the injured one attempt to run away, but you won't allow it. You've seen before what groups of rats do when their party is wiped out, one retreats and brings in back up. If these humans are anything like that you can't let even one escape.The Human engaging you attempts to stab you but with your completely fluid and malleable form you shapeshift out of the way and right past him. You manage to catch up to the one trying to escape and you manage to slice his Achilles Tendon by using your metal mimicry and shapeshift to form a razor out of your own body and attacking.You quickly create a spike out of your flesh and stab the downed human in the back of the throat while he's down. With your ML skill you notice that the other human is trying to stab you from behind, but he fails to remember the 360 vision of a slime. you'll have an easy time avoiding this attack>Dodge out of the way>Shapeshift a hole where the spear will strike and retaliate>Use Metal Mimicry to block the attack>Write in?
>>2614866>>Write in?>use metal mimicry / shapeshifting to grab the spear and try to take it
>>2615009roll 1d20+5 best of 3, this will be easy unless you roll a 1
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>2615033
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>2615033
Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>2615033
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>2615033
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>2615033
>>2615096>>2615088>>2615052>>2615111>>2615137You attempt to grab the spear and by using metal morph you manage to safely grab the tip of it and jerk it away from him. The spear is now in your unmoving iron grip, although it's upside down. The human is unarmed, off balance, and visibly terrified. Now there's the matter of how to kill him?Hp - 110/160MP - 51/110> Magic his face off! Dark or flame bolt> Stab him with your Metal Mimicry!> Beat him to death with an upside down spear!>BASIC SLIME ATTACK!>write in?
>>2615142BTW this doesn't have any dice roll to it, just decides his terrible faith
>>2615142beat him with the stick or turn it around with the pointy end to him
>>2615142Trap him in us and harvest his fluids for as long as he lasts
Knock out the human with the spear's shaft to see if absorbing a still living enemy yields any better results.
>>2615203support
>>2615181>>2615188>>2615203>>2615205Deciding not to waste a perfectly good opportunity to experiment you knock out the frightened human and decide to cast your "Absorption" on him.With a swift CRACK to his head he's out cold and the process commences.You expand around him and things begin to bubble and dissolve away.Roll 1d100 to see what happens
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>2615254Critical failure incoming.
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>2615254
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>2615254Crit Fail?
>>2615268>>2615273>>2615280The bubbling is finally over and with 1 MP left over you're quite tired, now to see what you got Critical success! 10% Body mass increase!New stat obtained through special action!+1 to Softness statNew Skill obtained through special action!Cloth Mimicry obtained! Ability to turn into cloths that you know ofCloth Mimicry level up! +1 DEX Well it seems all you have left over is a naked guy, but you did absorb all of his equipment and gained a weird skill so that's cool.Now what to do with the naked guy?>Kill him and absorb him>Keep him as a pet, who knows how this naked guy could help him?>Leave him behind to tell your tale, he'll bring back more enemies later if he can get out of here>Write in?
>>2615340>Kill him and absorb him.
>Keep him as a pet, who knows how this naked guy could help him?
>>2615340>>Kill him and absorb him
>>2615349>>2615357>>2615417Fuck I guess this wins, time to add 1 body to the 3 other identical guys you are about to absorb. Roll 4d100 guys
Rolled 73, 68, 62, 38 = 241 (4d100)>>2615451
Rolled 6, 92, 83, 62 = 243 (4d100)>>2615451Together or separate
Rolled 90, 52, 87, 6 = 235 (4d100)>>2615451
Rolled 5, 45, 26, 46 = 122 (4d100)>>2615451
>>2615464>>2615468>>2615477>>2615478well this will be a bitch to write, ok writing
I'm late but this is good
>>2615464>>2615468>>2615477>>2615478>>2615417>>2615616You decide that his life was forfeit the second that he entered this dungeon, entered your home, AND KILLED YOUR COMRADES IN COLD BLOOD! You bash his head in and decide to absorb him and his friends, but before you can do that you seem to have leveled up quite a bitSlime class level up!Slime class level up!Slime class level up!Slime class level up!Slime class level up!+10 to every statWarlock class level up!Warlock class level up!+4 INT +4 WIS +4 MNTNew Spell "Void Explosion" learnedShapeshift Skill level up!Shapeshift Skill level up!+2 to every statMalleable flesh skill level up!+1 to ENDLiquid Density skill level up!+1 to ENDMetal Mimicry skill level up!+2 END +2 STRNew Skill Spear Mastery has been obtained!+2 to STRNew Skill Club Mastery has been obtained!+2 to STRNew Skill Throwing Mastery has been obtained!+1 to DEX +1 to STRNew Slime Class skill points obtained! Please pick 2 skillsNow time to absorb the rest of themCritical success! 40% body mass absorbed!Warrior Class obtained! +3 STR +3 ENDMajor Success! 15% body mass absorbed! Spear Mastery proficiency gained!Spear Mastery level up! +2 to STRMinor Sucess! 5% body mass absorbed!Portion of highest stat absorbed! New stat has been made through special action!+2 CHRCritical failure! Nothing absorbedAbsorption level up!+1 to all stats>Cont
>>2615748 Feat preformed! Perk: "Pack Coordinator" obtained! Requirement: Command a group of over 5"Tactical prowess is often common in monstrous minds"Monsters under your command can hear your commands from further awayFeat preformed! Perk: "Monster Magic" obtained!Requirement: Reach level 3 caster class while having a monster class"Those born of magic are obviously more adept at wielding it"All spells have +3 bonus to themFeat preformed! Perk: "Mystic assassin" obtained!Requirement: Kill an unaware target in one hit with magic"Every assassin knows that silence is golden"Spells preformed with stealth activated are completely silent What an amazing development! These perks seem useful, but they also seem to have certain obtainment conditions. you'll probably find more in the future but without actual knowledge of them it'll be difficult to strive for them. Now time for some new skills!Please pick 2>Bone Skewer: (Requirements- Kill target with bones) Allows you to rapid fire bones from within you>Liquid Mimicry: (Requirements - Level 3 slime class) Allows you to transform and expel any nonmagical liquid you know of>Split up!: (Requirements - Level 10 Slime class) Sacrifice HP and gain a clone of equivalent power. Must verbally order at all times and disappears after 60 seconds>States of matter: (Requirements - Level 10 Slime Class) Transform into separate states of matter! Allows for solidification and unlocks gaseous form at level 8>Storage: (Requirements - Level 8 Monster Class) A storage space to store things for later. Space increases by 5 meters for each level
>>2615750>Liquid Mimicry>States of Matter
>>2615761support
>>2615750>States of matter>Storage5 meters is pretty big, assuming qm means square meters
>>2615817yeah I do, but that won't be relevant until you're level 15 and you guys pick that for some reason. votes are up and I'm writing
>>2615761>>2615773>>2615817Liquid Mimicry Skill Unlocked! +1 to WISStates of Matter Skill Unlocked! +1 to END +1 to STR And with that done you decide to test out your new skills, though you can't really use "Liquid Mimicry" since the only liquid you know is slime. You decide to use "States of Matter" Wibble Wobble It's a weird feeling, it feels as if you're made of jelly, whatever that is. You're more solid than usual and you aren't leaving behind a trail of slime anymore so that's good. You don't drip and drop as much but it's a bit harder to move. Wibble Wobble Deciding to turn it off for now you decide to figure out what to do now that you've killed that group of humans and lead 13 of your comrades to their death, though you don't want to really go on dungeon patrol right now even though the dungeon is telling you to.>Lay around and play with bones for a while (Little interlude of outside the dungeon will be written out)>Go on dungeon patrol anyways like a good "M̶̴̀I̢̕͡N͜͡Í͘̕Ơ͢͠N̷͟͟ ̸Ţ̧̛̀O̵̴͢ ̀͡M̨͝Y̷̷͢͞ ̛̀͜D̴̴́̕͟Ò̧́͢͟M͜͞͞A̧̡͢Í̴̢Ǹ̷̡" would, in the dungeon's words>Write in?
>>2615871>Lay around and play with bones for a while (Little interlude of outside the dungeon will be written out)
>>2615871>>Lay around and play with bones for a while (Little interlude of outside the dungeon will be written out)
>>2615886>>2615919ok calling it, writing
>>2615886>>2615919Date: Before you were born"Gee wiz I can't believe I'm really doing this aren't I?" Little Billy said to himselfLittle billy was nervous, he didn't know if he should go through with this or not. He stole a lot of money from his parents and stole his dead grand father's old adventuring sword. he didn't really know much about swords, magic, and monsters but he did know that he wanted to be a hero."Maybe if I become strong enough a hero will chose me as their hero!" Little Billy thought to himself Even with all of the money he took he could barely afford a trainer for the warrior class. His parents were pretty poor and he did take a large sum of money and ran away but he was sure that he'd be able to make all of that money back if he delved into the dungeon and came back incredibly powerful.He was determined to pay back his parents once he fulfilled his dreams of becoming a hero. Besides this was the "infirmi stercore" Dungeon it wasn't like there was anything strong in there besides the dungeon master, and that was so deep inside he'd probably never even come across it.Time for fame, time for glory, and time for an ADVENTURE!Date: Right now"Fuck" thought billy the skull
>>2616096That's adorable
>>2616096Welp I have shit to do. I'll be back in about 12 hours, maybe more
>>2616105Also if y'all have any writing tips, suggestions, or questions about the quest feel free to say them
>>2616096Fuck I'm seeing a lot of errors in this. "Hero will choose me as their hero" is supposed to be "God will choose me as their hero"
>>2616175"Hero will choose me as their hero" is a great line though
Well as far as we know Billy really is inexperienced to think heroes are chosen by other heroes!
>>2616104agreed>>2616175have to agree with >>2616322Lets just assume little billy had childhood delusions of being the hero to all other heros
>>2616096>"Fuck" thought billy the skullJust noticed something. Is the skull sentient? The whole thought moment.
>>2616151what is our current size in cubic meters?
>>2616446Well, the description of the absorption skill said "Liquify those tasty remains and absorb every part of them, even their minds!"So i guees we actually saw that Billy memory, and we are smart enouth to know what he would be thinking about all this
>>2616446People who die in a violent manner usually become undead and while most bones are absorbed into the dungeon of eaten whole by monsters he's just chilling inside of you now. He can't talk though so we don't really know he's undead
>>2616634Nah, we just absorb their previous knowledge and abilities. We don't get any memories just their skills, classes, and experiences
>>2616597Well you guys started off as just around the size of your average basket ball but now you're around 3x that thanks to all of that absorbing. You can also greatly increase your size due to liquid density
>>2616322>>2616358>>2616438We'll fuck can't argue with the followers to this. Billy wants to be a hero to the heros that are chosen by the gods
I would totaly vote for mimicing an armor when the new adventurar comes, that way we can maybe learn something and kill him easily
>>2616771That'd be difficult, the skill only works for so long, it'all cost a lot to make yourself solid iron, and there's no telling if you could even survive becoming solid armor. While you can make a shell out of iron and pump in some extra MP to make it last longer it wouldn't go on for too long
>>2616771>>2616782what we should do is stick to the ceiling then turn into solid iron for a moment to drop on to and crush an intruder that passes under us
>>2616804Wouldn't be better if we turn into metal, AFTER we fall into the intruder?The fall can easily not kill him, but been struck into a pile of metal can kill him easily
>>2616804>>2616835You guys do realize that I said turning into solid metal Might kill you?
>>2616835we just drop from the ceiling on them as a hulk of metal and suffocate them if that doesn't kill them>>2616842I figures it'd just be an outer shell, or just most of our mass, but still keep some jelly between the iron and nucleus
>>2616868That could work, but despite how you may look you'd till need to breath.
>>2616842Just a little side effect, nothing more...>>2616938We need to breath? Damn, being a slime is hard
>>2617004confound this slimey body
>>2617004>>2617018Assuming if we only need a little air we just leave air holes on the top or leave the top potion as a slime and just stick to the body portion we turned so we can turn it back and it does not die on us. We also have the whole silent casting now if I remember correctly so we could just cast from directly above them then jump on anyone that survives since we may disorrient the survivors.
>>2616938Quick questions. I know we have liquid density perk/trait so we can expand/contract. How much can we contract into ourselves? Do we lose any of our mass when we do contract? I have a idea bouncing around in my head and it may/not work depending on how physics/magic interacts in this world.
>>2616804Like kirby! :)
>>2617004>>2617018ah the folly of being a living things that can breath from every single direction>>2617208I'd probably have you roll for that since making unnoticeable air holes to become a piece armor would be pretty annoying with your current shapeshift level.Also Metal Mimicry is instantaneous and doesn't require chanting>>2617240With our current level of liquid density we can revert back to the size of a basket ball and expand to the size of a little under a twin size mattress. We don't lose mass went we contract it just gets packed together. also bonus info. though we can spread ourselves pretty thin, we can't flatten out or manipulate our slime core, which is about the size of a baseball.>>2617346Wouldn't the kirby part be that we can absorb abilities?Ok guys I'll probably be back to writing in an hour
>>2617708taking advantage of the >>2616804 question.how much do we weigh after all?
>>2617802Since we can become a solid cubic meter of metal I'd guess between 1000-2000 poundsalso it's time to start writing
>>2617802>>2617346>>2617240>>2617018>>2617004>>2616322>>2616358>>2616104You've taken to juggling the expansive collection of bones that you've collected over the week and a few days that you've lived. You've even named the skull you got from the first adventurer you killed Billy, for some reason. There's an urgent problem facing you however that needs attending to right now, something you've never experienced before. This threat is something you would have never suspected before and has taken you by complete surpriseYou are hungry. HP and MP regen halvedYou're surprised by this development and don't know what's happening. You've never experienced this and the only thing you know right now is that you want to eat something, but you don't know where to find any food. The dungeon's telling you that it'll lead you to food though so you should probably listen>Follow the Dungeon's instructions>Attempt to find food on your own, without the dungeon's help>Write in?
>>2617822>Follow the Dungeon's instructionsI would say to mimic some adventurer voice, but we only hear the magician chanting
>>2617822>Follow the Dungeon's instructions
>>2617846it'd be hard to mimic a voice since everything we says sounds high pitched, muffled, and underwater. A person would barely understand you since the noise comes out of your core
>>2617822>write inAbsorb any critter that comes in your path, rats, bats, slimes, adventurers. ANYTHING!
>>2617861I was already writing the other 2 votes but that won't really work. Anything connected to the dungeon reverts back to magic in a few seconds once dead. you won't be able to gain any sustinance
>>2617863Gotcha. If so, we are tied to the dungeon since we -are- magic, right? Also, could you pretty please write in the stats of our slime? I wanna put an imgurl or something with 'em. That would also help us to think in what do we specialize.
>>2617849>>2617846>>2617861The dungeon is absolute and has never lead you astray yet. You decide to follow it's instructions and you go further away from your birth place than you ever had before. You wibble and wobble for what seems like hours and you even get hungrier as time goes onYou are now starving. HP and MP regeneration haltedThis is getting worrisome but you trust that the dungeon is leading you to the right place as it always has. The dungeon is absolute after all and protecting it is top priority! The dungeon is possibly the greatest thing in the universe for helping out a simple slime like you! Oh look that must be the exit, maybe there's food out there like the dungeon said!You have left the Infirmi Stercore DungeonYour connection to the dungeon has been severedFuck what just happened? This feels off. You realize you're lost and your mental map is gone. Maybe if you tried going back inside it'll fix thisYou have entered the Infirmi Stercore DungeonNope you still don't feel right. You don't have a connection with the dungeon anymore and you can't hear it's influence. Why did it lead you out with the promise of food? Did it just kick you out! That bastard kicked you out! You wobble around angrily for a few seconds but decide that there's nothing you can do. The dungeon was supplying you with sustenance ever since we were born through magic but we seem to have become too much of a burden and it decided to cut us off. That bastard will have what's coming to it, but you think you see a group of adventurers heading towards the dungeon.What to do?>Food comes later, it's time to get revenge on the dungeon!>Food comes first, your revenge can wait for the time being>Write in?
>>2617867Sure mate I've been trying my best to keep track of our stats so far the rules for this change pretty often thoughGeneral infoSpecies: Lesser SlimeName -HP - 251/251 0.4 per secMana- 175/175 0.3 regen per secEndurance 5 HP per 1 | 0.1 regen per 10- 41Strength +1 to HP per point- 45Agility - 30Dexterity - 32Intelligence 5 MP per 1 - 34Wisdom 0.1 regen per 10- 35Charisma - 2Mental Fortitude - 20ClassSlime - lvl 13Warlock - lvl 3SkillsShapeshift - 5Shift, wobble, and turn into anything within slimy reason. Higher level allows for more complex creationsMalleable body - 4Squish and squash your way to your destiny! Makes you tougher, more durable, and able to squeeze through small spacesAbsorption - 3Liquify those tasty remains and absorb every part of them, even their minds!Mana location - 3View the world around you through the lense of manaLiquid Density - 3Allows you to expand and contract at willMetal Mimicry - 2Allows you to transform into any nonmagical metalCloth Mimicry - 1Allows you to transform into any nonmagical clothLiquid Mimicry - 1Allows you to become and expel any liquid that you know of. Cost MP proportionate to quantityStates of Matter - 1Turn into the different states of matter! Lvl 1 unlocks solid, lvl 5 unlocks liquid, and level 8 unlocks gaseousStealth - 2Allows you to muffle the sounds you make. Cost 1 MP per sec while movingSpear Mastery - 3You can now use clubs more skillfullyClub Mastery - 1You can now use clubs more skillfullyThrowing Mastery - 1You can now throw things more skillfullySpellsFirebolt - Shoot fire at your enemies! 20 MP Chant- Ardere Flamma Ignis Adolebitque Hoc BITCH!Darkbolt - Shoot darkness at your enemies! 40 MPChant - sphaera umbra annihilare ERADO!
>>2617872Dammned dungeon! He made -us- and now he fear -us-. He feels a lil' threatned by our growing power and the first thing he tries is to get rid of us... -we- are hungry, but the dungeon has no sustain to offer. We must eat adventurers.>Food comes first, your revenge can wait for the time beingGuess we choose a method of killings to get our yum yums?
>>2617886Yeah I'll have a vote for that in a bit
>>2617888https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JRUoXBHMeEOtdZJ6APWp1HvJNSdcMX00NalsYjpnPtM/edit?usp=sharingmade a quick spreadsheet. We can all edit it and things. Like, make it pretty too.
>>2617900Fuck thanks mate that's a whole lot better than my google doc
>>2617872>Food comes first, your revenge can wait for the time beingFirst the munchies, then VENGEANCE.
>>2617912>>2617886The dungeon betrayed you, controlled you, and has cast you out but now is not the time for revenge. Even though you now feel hate towards the dungeon and indifference towards it's companions you shouldn't take revenge now. You need food and you know where to get it.Time to attack the 4 adventurers coming your wayTargets>Sword guy>White Staff Chick>Bow guy>Green Staff guyOptions>Magical slime time! Which spell?>Metal Mimicry attack! How do you do it?>BASIC SLIME ATTACK!>They haven't noticed you yet, set a surprise attack>Write in?
>>2617916>White Staff Chick>They haven't noticed you yet, set a surprise attackThrow a fireball at her face, but sneakily.
>>2617916>They haven't noticed you yet, set a surprise attackDrop your bones, use Stealth to spread flat in front of the adventurers, use Cloth mastery to turn into a corroded carpet, States of Matter to turn into solid, so they don't feel the carpet in another texture. When they are all atop you, chomp their feeet! or use Metal mimicry to grow spikes that pierce 'em soles.Damm, a slime gives lot's of room to imagine.
>>2617924I guess this abuse will eat a good chunk of mana
>>2617924I'd support but can't they just stab and/or shoot us once we attack?
>>2617916>White Staff Chick>They haven't noticed you yet, set a surprise attack>do something like this>>2617924
>>2617924We can just extend a part of our body, use metal mimicry and use it as a spear no?
>>2617929Sacrifices, sacrifices. Let's see how they attack us once we chomp their feet!
>>2617931Holy shit, just noticed now, we have Spear Maestry 3~.We should totaly do this
>>2617931And yea, true. We could expend all our mana to grow as many spikes and spears as we can
>>2617930>>2617936So plan is to carpet up and spike the hell out of someone. Do it to healer chick for tons of damage and possible insta kill or to all of them to spread the damage?
>>2617939I would say to spread, but focus some of the spikes into the white chick
>>2617939My humble opinion is that we spear them all, so they get as scared and disorganized as possible. Later, dunno, if they drop down since the attacks hurt their legs, we suffocate them all at once
>>2617943If we turn into metal, when their feet are into us, we can trap then man.They'll just be scared and disorganized , but wont be able to runAlso, dont turn all of our body into metal, so we dont die
>>2617924>>2617929>>2617931>>2617936>>2617939Fuck cloth Mimicry makes no sense I really should have better defined it's rules. You'll turn into a pile of cloth but your slime core won't change. You can probably achieve a carpet like state but if they slice you you will take damage. States of matter could probably prevent it from being a slimy carpet and yeah that could probably all work at the cost of all your MP due to how strenuous it is to turn our entire body into a carpet and than form metal spikes out of it.Roll 4d100 to see if each step of the plan works
In another comment, I say we already have too many abilities. From now on, we should be restricted to work with what we have instead of gaining new things so easly.But that's just an opinion of a part of the core; a part of us
>>2617948I plan on loading this slime with as many BS abilities as possible. You only used about 3 throughout this entire process. I should raise the DC for absorption though. anything under 70 is a failure now
Rolled 52, 69, 7, 43 = 171 (4d100)>>2617947Oh dice, that's cool. If cloth mimicry is dumb, fuck it, erase it.
Rolled 69, 59, 42, 12 = 182 (4d100)>>2617947Here we go boys.>>2617948Yeah, we're being overloaded a bit.
>>2617951>>2617948>>2617950Fuck you'd think that about 10 abilities, some that are pretty useless, wouldn't be too much. I'll lower the rate at which you get abilities and make it harder but that's the most I will do also 1 more roll please
>>2617955Yeah, unless we try (and fail at) being somebody's fucking clothes, I don't see much use for cloth mimicry.
>>2617960>>2617955Bruu we are a carpet trap of doom that can sit at the entrance of a dungeon. Also, we really need to get Billy back after this
>>2617960That was the point, put it in as a joke ability.
>>2617963While I do like the idea of being the murderous carpet, it'd be a little suspect to have one in the middle of the fucking woods or in front of an old and dangerous dungeon.
>>2617976Also, like Metal Mimicry, it only lasts for a short time before you need to start pumping in mana to sustain it
Rolled 44, 89, 7, 41 = 181 (4d100)>>2617955
>>2617983>>2617951>>2617950You manage to make an very-none-suspicious pile of bones and you sneak up onto the ceiling successfully. You lay in wait for the adventurers to come down and you drop down as a pile of cloth, for some god forsaken reason, and unsurprisingly they notice you right away since a sheet can't fall down that quickly.The sword guy reacts by stabbing the sheet of cloth. Good thing he missed your core You've suffered a shallow wound! -10 HP It's also only a hole so it doesn't really hurt muchSince you were unable to actually kill anybody with your metal mimicry you still have about 50 MP left and you aren't going to be able to regenerate anymore due to your hunger.Act now piece of cloth stuck on a swordHP - 241MP - 50>Magical slime strategy never fails! Darkbolt or Flamebolt>Make a spear and attempt to fight them off>Stick to being a piece of cloth stuck to a sword, maybe you can get the drop on them later>Write in?
>>2618001>Magical slime strategy never fails! Flamebolt!Right in sword guy's big, stupid face.
>>2618014Sure, this
>>2618014fuk yea, let's liquify his eyes
>>2618014>>2618021>>2618025Liquify the fucker's eyes and melt his face. Roll 1d100+15
Rolled 94 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>2618028
Rolled 39 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>2618028
Rolled 81 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>2618028BRUN HE
>>2618031>>2618036>>2618037You decide that this is the perfect opportunity to gain some warlock levels. You begin to chant and incredibly quiet chantArdere Flamma"Guys do you hear something?" Said the Swords manIgnis Adolebitque "Nah you're just hearing things man" said the green guy with a staffHoc"Yeah you're probably right" Admitted the Swords manBITCH!And just like that the swordsman's head burst into flames and the entire party couldn't help but marvel at the sentient sheet that apparently makes heads burst into flames by calling them a bitch.They're baffled by this display, take advantage of the opportunity!HP- 241MP - 30>Magical slime's final attack! Flamebolt>It's now or never! Make a spear with metal mimicry>Pretend to be a sheet again maybe they'll fall for it? (DC 100)>BLANKET SMOTHER!>Write in?Also choose a target
>>2618047>It's now or never! Make a spear with metal mimicryWhite Staff Chick. She's probably the healer.
>>2618047>Magical slime's final attack! FlameboltMORE FIRAAAAburn the fakkin white chick, aiming for her staff. She may end up... disabled instead of dead right away. We could, feed off her juices later
>>2618063Support
>>2618053>>2618063>>2618071Fine roll to disable the Girl in white and destroy her staff
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>2618073
Rolled 9 + 3 (1d100 + 3)>>2618073Monster magic is a +3 my dudes
>>2618080Actually changed it to plus 5
>>2618080
>>2618078>>2618080Ah whatever the DC was 80 anyways and Anon rolled a 83. Writing
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>2618073
>>2618090Never mind he got a 91, ok now I'm writing
>>2618078>>2618080>>2618090You cast yet another spell at your opponents but this time you aim at the baffled woman in white. You set her staff ablaze with Firebolt and it skims across the staff hitting her shoulder. That injury will have her disabled for a while so now all you ne-"Elemental Spirits hear my pleads!" the green guy shoutedWait what's he doing?"Set my enemies ablaze, Spirit of fire!" and with those words fire sprung from his staffMake a reaction!>DODGE!>Attempt to block the incoming attack by metal mimicrying the area>Just take it>Write in?
>>2618114>DODGE! Come on slime powers! Guess we shapeshift out of harms way
>>2618125You're stuck in cloth form, you need to wait a few more seconds till you revert back.
Looks like we have to wait. I'll go study or something good for the society. Write up the volume and weight of our slime. Helps imagining in action.To whoever sees this thread, it's very fun, we are a lesser slime magically spawned in and by the dungeon Infirmi Stercore. So far we've killed adventurers and a group of guards that are supposed to find a n00b pyromancer we glomped. The father that's super powerfull has threatened the Mayor of the town that's close to the dungeon with FIRE if he fails to retrieve the body of the boy. Recently, the dungeon has severed it's connection with us and tried to kick us out because we are a slime that gained sentinence and super powers. We are eating a bunch of adventurers and then we creep into deeper layers of the dungeon, to get our revenge! or maybe not, it's not like the dungeon is -that bad-, it gave us life and all.This is a spreadsheet with the cute slime stats and skillzhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JRUoXBHMeEOtdZJ6APWp1HvJNSdcMX00NalsYjpnPtM/edit#gid=0
>>2618178actually I was just waiting for somebody else to vote for something, I'll begin writing the Dodge option once somebody gives me 3 dice rolls
>>2618187It would be nice in the meantime to expand what each stat represents. Intelligence is what I want to know the most. Are we sentinent-level, or more like an animal with a lil' extra feelings. Or our 34 intelligence is enough to represent a human. Kinda odd
Rolled 81, 99, 5 = 185 (3d100)>>2618187
Rolled 29, 16, 37 = 82 (3d100)>>2618187
Rolled 10, 64, 47 = 121 (3d100)>>2618187
>>2618206>>2618234>>2618244Damn I meant best out of 3 not 3 rolls of d100s. Guy rolled a 90-something though so I'll roll with it
>>2618254
>>2618201I'all expand on it later but you're way above the slime average for intelligence, even among those with the same INT and WIS stats. You're a genius amoung slimes though you're still an idiot.>>2618206>>2618234>>2618244Instead of dodging to the side of the flaming speckles heading towards you you jump up and use the updraft to lift you up in your cloth form, not that you though that far ahead you were really lucky.You've reverted back to your true slimy form and you're heading straight towards the Druid. The Archer is preparing an arrow and is aiming right at youWhat do you do?>BASIC SLIME ATTACK+MOMENTUM!>Metal Mimicry a small club to bash the druid's head in>attempt to shapeshift out of archer's line of fire>write in?
>>2618276We have 10 mp left.>Metal Mimicry a spear to impale the druid
>>2618276>Metal Mimicry a spear to impale the druid
>>2618298>>2618306That'd cost all of your MP and it'd only be about half a spear but sure.Roll 1d100+5 (because of momentum)Best of 3
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>2618313
Rolled 83 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2618313
Rolled 43 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2618313
>>2618339>>2618386>>2618394It all happens so fast that you'd need a few seconds to process it all.You zip past the arrow, stab the druid through the skull, and use your half slime spear shaft plus your superior DEX to swing yourself out of the guy's head and you zip through the air once again and land right onto the ranger, knocking him down and stabbing him in the leg.He's reaching for his dagger, there's only one thing to do>STAB STAB STAB!!!!!!>You're feeling a bit nostalgic, lets suffocate this bastard>Write in?
>>2618298Hey how do I message you for admin power of the Sheet?
>>2618440>STAB STAB STAB!!!!!!
>>2618440>>STAB STAB STAB!!!!!!
>>2618495>>2618512roll 1d100+3Best of 3
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>2618530
Rolled 27 + 3 (1d100 + 3)>>2618461no clue, my mail is majo.saal.78 yea I am that crazy, posting it in 4chan and all
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>2618530
Can we go tell the dungeon voice that we want to be friends?
>>2618540>>2618557>>2618561You takes out his dagger in an attempt to stab you but you spear-tentacle slap that trash out of his hand and begin the brutal stabbing process. His screams could be heard throughout the halls and this one thought crossed your mind"The dungeon controlled me for my short life, it made me kill people and maim them. This time however I chose to kill them, and that makes me really happy!"Target has diedNow to decide what to do with the sniveling white mage that is attempting to heal herselfWhat do y'all want to do?
>>2618585You aren't mentally connected to it anymore so you'd have to tell it directly in the deepest recesses of it
>>2618588Well... let's... ABSORB THE WHITE CHICK FROM THE FEET AND UP
>>2618593Well I can't imagine we'd get that far without having to kill everything in the dungeon, so I guess not.
>>2618600We tried that with the other guy and you'll just eat just eat clothes and everything else she has on her
>>2618557Sent the message, reply with the admin stuff when you get the chance mate
>>2618588Tentacle her up like in my chinese cartoons, so she'll regret being the powerless healslut she is.
>>2618604Oh really? who'd tell or remember... let's uh, try harder, like, totally just to level up the skill, no vore intended
>>2618600>>2618602Damn it, roll to absorb the healslut's clothing to "level up the skill"Y'all disgust me1d100 best of 3
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>2618633
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>2618633Yes! The core's left side humms with glee
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>2618633
>>2618633dice+1d100Is that how i roll?
>>2618656you fill the options box with what you just wrote
>>2618659Ohh, thats, there's no option box in the app tho :/ guess i'll go to the PC
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>2618633>>2618659let's do it right this time, thxs for explaining
>>2618634>>2618637>>2618646>>2618702You decide to absorb the heal slut's clothing for some god forsaken reason, I mean you already have Cloth Mimicry and you don't have any sex drive whatsoever. There's really no reason to do it but you do it anyways"What are you doing!? Stay away!" The heal slut screams at the mysterious slime that crawls ever closer to herYou wrap around her, completely restraining her and her struggles, and begin to slime up every single part of her, sloshing around and getting into every single part of her. you begin to bubble up and every single piece of cloth is stripped away while she screams in confusion. She doesn't know what's going on and doesn't understand why her and her alone was spared this slime's assault. You enter every single crevice of hers and her struggles stop as she realizes that there's no point since she's already been violated by this monsterFailure! You got nothingWell that sucks. Now you have a naked and thoroughly traumatized healslut. Now what to do with her?>Kill her, there's no point in keeping her around>Keep the healslut as a pet, who knows she may be useful>Write in?I was this close to giving her a dick for this tomfoolery
>>2618712>Keep the healslut as a pet, who knows she may be usefulWe can train our speak with her can't we? it would be a good exercise
>>2618712>>Keep the healslut as a pet, who knows she may be useful>giving her a dickwhy would you reward us so much
>>2618729God damn faggots on my forum. Should've known this place would be filled with all sorts of scum and villainy the second I walked into 4chan
>>2618712>Kill her, there's no point in keeping her aroundI want XP.
>>2618178Out weight is in >>2617812
>>2618738we have 3 dead bodies alredy, 1 more won't do this much
>>2618738>>2618748Yeah what my other side said
>>2618738Supporting>>2618729Pic related
>>2618712>Keep the healslut as a pet, who knows she may be useful
>>2618726>>2618729>>2618738>>2618758>>2618768You decide to keep healslut as a pet, her healing magic could be useful if she's willing to lend it to a terrible monster that killed her friends. You decide to keep her in your slimey body. With your liquid density skill you'll easily be able to accommodate her, bobby, and all of the other bones you need to keep close to you and in your possession. Now to decide how much you'll need to eat. Absorption only provides skills, stats, and ability not sustenance. You must choose who to eat and who to absorb>Dead sword guy>Dead Ranger Guy>Dead Druid side note I forgot to add warrior to the stat sheet, it's there now
>>2618712>Kill her, there's no point in keeping her around.More skills.
>>2618783Mate you can't just absorb people, that can't be your solution for everything
>>2618781Eat>Dead sword guy>Dead ranger guyAbsorb>Dead DruidOnwards to the path of the Ancient Magical Slime!
>>2618783Too l8 m8>>2618781First, check if she's won't run away, and do something to prevent this.After, >druid boi
>>2618795She's already in your slimey body and she's didn't specialize in a job that gave her any strength. She isn't getting out unless you let her
>>2618794Agreed
>>2618805Nice, be careful to let her breath tho.Now do this>>2618794
>>2618794Supporting. Hopefully I'm not too slow this time.>>2618791I'm alright with gaining followers, but I thought gaining a healing spell from Absorption would've been more useful right now.
>>2618813>>2618808>>2618794Eating is a bit different from absorbing things. Instead of fizzling they just rapidly break down, even the bones. It's a strange sensation to not magically ingest things and gain their power but at least you have this green guy to absorb.Roll 1d100 best of 3
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>2618830
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>2618830let's do it
>>2618826You'd need an 80 to absorb a spell/skill and a 90 to absorb the job. The odds weren't stacked in your favore
>>2618826probably a spell is better rather than a slave that won't heal us but pets looks fun. Imagine the slime without a brain keeping the healslut alive just because.
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>2618830
>>2618837>>2618835Oh fuck i get a 78, we din't have any +?
>>2618840https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JRUoXBHMeEOtdZJ6APWp1HvJNSdcMX00NalsYjpnPtM/edit#gid=0We ough to level it up
>>2618840Nope no druid slime sorry. You did get a skill>>2618849Yeah you are, I just like putting everything together at the end
>>2618849>>2618840>>2618839>>2618834You absorb the Druid in hopes of something cool, like that cool thing where he called upon fire. That was super cool and you wish you could do tha- oh wait you already can... Oh well lets absorb him anywaysMinor Success! 3% body mass absorbed and portion of highest stat obtained!+7 Nature Affinity! Special action has created new stat AFFSlime class Level up!Slime class Level up!Slime class Level up!+6 to all statsSlime skill point obtained, please select two skillsWarlock class Level up!Warlock class Level up!+4 to INT +4 to WIS +4 to MNTWarlock skill point obtained, please select two skillsWarrior class Level up!Warrior class Level up!+6 STR + 6 ENDSpear Mastery skill Level up!+2 STRCloth Mimicry skill Level up!+1 DEXMetal Mimicry skill Level up!+2 END +2 STRLiquid Density skill Level up!+1 ENDStealth skill Level up!+1 AGI +1 DEX>Cont
Well this took a strange turn while I was at work! Anyway the only thing I can think of is see if we can use the mana location to find the dungeon core to get our revenge/more power! Also try to see if it's possible to communicate with our new pet to convince her it's in her best interest to heal us as we delve deeper into the dungeon for our vengeance!
Looking in the sheet"Void Explosion"OwO what's that
>>2618957Spell we acquired earlier, see >>2615748
>>2618961OOH, i didn't remeber thatOk, we need to test that next time guys
>>2618969>>2618961Did someone said
>>2618902Now time to pick to pick your skillsSlime>Bone Skewer: (Requirements- Kill target with bones) Allows you to rapid fire bones from within you>Split up!: (Requirements - Level 10 Slime class) Sacrifice HP and gain a clone of equivalent power. Must verbally order at all times and disappears after 60 seconds>Storage: (Requirements - Level 8 Monster Class) A storage space to store things for later. Space increases by 5 meters for each level>Slip and Slide: (Requirement - Level 15 Slime Class) Slowly coat the area around you in slime. 10 MP per sec>Wibble Wobble: (Requirement - Level 15 Slime Class) All blunt damage has a 1/5 chance of being halved. every 2 levels the odds increase by 1/5, at level 10 you become completely immune to blunt damageWarlock>Path of death: (Requirement - Close relationship with the dead) Spell book skill that allows you closer communion with the dead. even to call for their aid. Learns new spells at level 1,3,5,8, and 10>Push it to the Limit: (Requirement - Warlock Class lvl 1) Next spell does 200% damage at 400% of the cost. Damage amplification increases by 20% for each level of the skill>Magical Solidification: (Requirement - Warlock Class lvl 5) Solidify an area spell and use it later. Solidified spells lasts for 10 minutes before disappearing. Time increases by 5 minutes every level
>>2618980Slime>Wibble Wobble>Split up!Warlock>Path of death>Magical Solidification
>>2618980>Storage>Bone Skeweryou see I am not a total sico, with storage we can save up a lot of bones and pets>Push it to the Limit: (Requirement - Warlock Class lvl 1) Next spell does 200% damage at 400% of the cost. Damage amplification increases by 20% for each level of the skill>Magical Solidification: (Requirement - Warlock Class lvl 5) Solidify an area spell and use it later. Solidified spells lasts for 10 minutes before disappearing. Time increases by 5 minutes every levelI don't feel like a slime can make pacts... he is a slime. Like, no brain no life
>>2618980Slime Skills>Storage>Wibble WobbleWarlock Skills>Path of Death>Push it to the Limit
>>2618991Is not a pact, is a pathAlso, good call on storage, take off the Split up that i putOush it to the limit doesn't seems very good...
>>2618805Oh snap if she's inside our body we can use her as bait to lure horny adventurers.
Slime:>Storage>Wibble WobbleStorage so we can store anything that could help in our quest for vengenace. and Wibble Wobble so we can level it up sooner rather then later and become immune to blunt damage!Warlock:>Path of Death>Push it to LimitPoD for the spells it could grant us and PittL so we can OP our spells! Also does it increase the power of all spells or just Warlock based spells?
>>2619016All spells, also voting is over, Imma counting
>>2618980>>Wibble Wobble: (Requirement - Level 15 Slime Class) All blunt damage has a 1/5 chance of being halved. every 2 levels the odds increase by 1/5, at level 10 you become completely immune to blunt damage>>Storage: (Requirements - Level 8 Monster Class) A storage space to store things for later. Space increases by 5 meters for each level>>Path of death: (Requirement - Close relationship with the dead) Spell book skill that allows you closer communion with the dead. even to call for their aid. Learns new spells at level 1,3,5,8, and 10>>Push it to the Limit: (Requirement - Warlock Class lvl 1) Next spell does 200% damage at 400% of the cost. Damage amplification increases by 20% for each level of the skill
>>2619024Thanks that makes it even more essential!
>>2618990>>2618991>>2618999>>2619016>>2619026Wibble WobbleStoragePath of deathPush it to the LimitWriting
>>2618990>>2618991>>2618999>>2619016>>2619026 Wibble Wobble skill unlocked! +3 ENDStorage skill unlocked! +1 INT +1 WISPath of Death spell book skill unlocked! +3 INT +3 WISUndead communication spell unlocked!Push it to the Limit skill unlocked! +3 INT +3 WIS The only thing as delicious as skills is the sweet taste of bones! You wobble off back to your bone pile and reabsorb it all inside of you. Gosh these are the best.Just as you're about to wobble off with your new crying pet you hear something in the back of your mindRing Ring RingWell that sounds weirdRing Ring RingYou somehow know now that you're supposed to pick that up>Pick up the mind phone>Let it ring you have better things to doAlso while you're doing that>reenter the dungeon, go dungeon diving!>Go out into the world, train, gather food, and get ready for adventure!>write in?
>>2619059Wait I thought we only got 2 Warlock skills?
>>2619059>pick up>re enter dungeon
>>2619074Path of death is a spell book skill. As it levels up you learn more spells
>>2619059In one side, I really want some pets so adventuring would be interesting, but in the other I want to meet the dungeon... what if the dungeon created us with a purpose and in fact, it wants us to go out not because of fear or envy, but love. We are... the dungeon's child. Let's make our progenitor proud.What if we name us something something Stercore, giving honour to our maker
>>2619059>Let it ring you have better things to doITS BILLY BOIZ>reenter the dungeon, go dungeon diving!We cant let our new pet here, what kind of master would we be,
>Pick up the mind phonecause somebody called it!>Explore the world to better prepare for your task of revenge against the dungeon that used you
>>2619081The Pack Coordinator Perk works with Pets?
>>2619104Yeah
>>2619084Mate it kicked you out the second you got too chubby, you really want to name yourself after that guy?
Now that i stopped to think, we can be our pet clothes right i mean, she's alredy inside us... I think...We need a drawfag
>>2619129Left side used to be draw fag>>2619084
>>2619133oh I am not him.And fine fine, lets reenter the dungeon and meet ou maker. And answer billy.
>>2619143Oh shit you both began with a U. Well whatever time to write and hope for our drawfag's return
>>2619147Also what lever do we need to be to have a somewhat human figure with Shapeshift?
>>2619158You can actually do it right now with a combo of "States of Matter" and "Shapeshift" but it'd hinder you and it'd be pretty awkward to move around>>2619098>>2619091>>2619084>>2619080>>2619074You decide to wobble back into the dungeon with no food nor supplies and wing it. You also decide to pass the time by answering the weird ringing"OK YOU FUCKING BASTARD ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES!" Screamed the voice in your head "I was supposed to have a future and YOU TOOK THAT FROM ME! How am I supposed to pay back my parents? or do anything anymore for that matter? I am UNDEAD BECAUSE OF YOU! I can never become a hero now and it's all your fault. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!"You don't know how to respond>Wibble?>Wobble?>Blub?>Sorry sir, I don't know who you are so could you please clarify for I am not smart>Write in?
>>2619166>Sorry sir, I don't know who you are so could you please clarify for I am not smart Is that the best possible way to talking? Also, we need to find a way to comunicate with our pet
>>2619129>be our pets clothes>hold her hostage, nobody can kill us without also killing herWe would, of course, have to try and keep our slime core inside of her but it would be clever considering what might be our nemesis is a pyromancer. Let's hope ignis has as big a weakness for boobies as the anons in this quest
>>2619176Also, i think that nobody asked that yet.What size is our core?
>>2619178about the size of a baseball
>>2619181Fuck, thats pretty bigAny way to shrink it?
>>2619176Now that's some colateral thinking boss!
>Reply: "So you wanted to make a future for yourself by killing and hunting beings that were merely trying to live and protect their home? Why did we come out and attack someone you love or is it Heroic to invade the homes of others and kill them for trying to defend not only yourself but their home?" In the blubbery manner of a slime if we can't think a coherent reply!
>>2619192THIS
>>2619192>>2619196Fuck ok 2 consecutive votes. Roll 1d100+15 to see if you pass the intelligence checkBest of 1
>>2619166voting for>wobble?>wobble?I think 'blub?' might be a bit much, he was just a kid after all.
Rolled 85 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>2619201>best of 1wew
Rolled 1 + 15 (1d100 + 15)
Rolled 21 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>2619201
>>2619203FUCK, THE DC WAS EXACTLY 100 TOO>>2619211FUCK I SHOULD'VE MADE IT BEST OF 3CURE YOU DICE GOOOOOOOODSY'all still aren't smart enough to say those exact words though, so I'll simplify it
>>2619211Come on manas we mean, since the start>>2619202
>>2619192two small edits1 question mark after Why and capitilize did = Why? Did...2 ourself instead of yourself
>>2619203OH WHAT, best of 1NAILED IT
>>2619228I am so glad!
>>2619240Change your name to Dice Slime, you deserve it
>>2619202Meant >wibble?>wobble?
Anyone else think the official voice for the slime should be the Liam Neeson's Brian Mills threatening voice from Taken?
>>2619254That is... Oddly specificI imagine something like a anime protag, or something
Guys, we need to find a way to call HealslutAny ideas?
>>2619283I like Liam Neeson as an actor and the Taken film is one of my favorites!Also it fits for the the upcoming line.
>>2619289Healslut, brother, healslut
>>2619289See if we can use the spirits of the dead to telepathically(?) communicate with her!?
>>2619293Sorry mate his voice is high pitched and sounds like rubber squeaking against rubber>>2619212>>2619211>>2619203"blub wished to blub a fubure for yourselb by wobbling wobbling blubblubs that wantseds to blubbers and their wobble space? Sure we wobbled millions of your blubs but is it really wobbletastic to wobblebobble the wobble space of blubs and wobble them for wiggling to wobble not only blubself but their wobble space? blubbing blub blub blubber?""I only got half of that but I still feel as if I'm on the right side of things but you made as decent of an argument as a slime probably could" Said the disembodied voice "You should still kill yourself and free the girl you bastard slime, me and you are completely different and monsters have never repaid kindness given to them they only think for themselves unless they're under control by something like a monster tamer.""Wobble blub you too whoever you are!" You said to the disembodied voice"You really don't remember who I am? I'M BILLY YOU SLIMY BASTARD YOU TOOK MY SKULL!""Blub!" You are hit with sudden realization that this is the undead communion spell you recently learned. You should probably leave it on to train your "Path of Death" skill though. Time to continue your adventure!"Don't you ignore me you bastard slime let the girl go and let me go! Kill yourself you bastard! Stop storing your core in my head that's incredibly uncomfortable!" Billy continued to scream a bunch of insults but you ignore them, you're a monster after all and words can't hurt you, only physical harm can.Interlude time!>Healslut and friends! (Healslut before being captured by you)>Ignis's despair! (Him sending the search party and shit, boring stuff)>Bobby's life as a skull! (Bobby and his skull life so far)
>>2619289...Wait did you mean call as in call out to or call as in name?
>>2619289You can speak common, it's natural in everything. How else is communion with the dead supposed to work?>>2619297She ain't dead
>>2619305To call her out when we need her
>>2619301>Bobby's life as a skull! (Bobby and his skull life so far)
>>2619308I mean use the spirits of the dead to pass orders between them. EX. Slime tells ghost to tell healslut to heal him(slime).
>>2619301>Bobby's life as a skull! (Bobby and his skull life so far)I really want to talk more with bobby. Oh and to train the skill of course
>>2619322with pack coordination she could probably hear you through all that slime. You could also probably reveal your slime core to get the sound out even better
>>2619301>Healslut and friends! (Healslut before being captured by you)>Bobby's life as a skull! (Bobby and his skull life so far)i'm fine with both
>>2619333You know what fuck it I'll do both, I have nothing else to do
>>2619332Oh nice, she can hear us through the Slime, we should talk with her
>>2619333I wonder how Healslut is feeling right now, hearing us talk to nothing and things like that
>>2619318>>2619323>>2619333"Man this dungeon is fucking easy!" Said Terrance with confidence "Everything dies with one slash of my sword""You shouldn't underestimate it" Said Steven "You should know well enough that overconfidence can make the strongest fall""Shut up you're just jealous that I have an awesome sword and all you can do is talk to plants or nature spirits, whatever that retarded Bullshit that is" said Terrance in reply"You should respect nature you bastard! It gave us all life!" Shouted the DruidI'm Mary and this was my daily life with my friends, those two always seemed to argue but it can't be helped. Steven may not be able to stand my brother's cocky attitude but I'm sure they both like each other deep down inside! I do wonder how Roger is doing though, he never seems to talk and is so reserved, maybe this is the day we can finally get a smile out of him! We've been in this dungeon 12 times in the past month and have been slowly leveling up, maybe today we'll decide to hit the Deeper zones, we can probably handle it!It was all normal until that horrible monster came down.SWINKMy brother stabbed at the air and he stabbed what seemed to be a sheet of cloth. It was weird how that got stuck on the roof."Guys I think I hear something" said Terrance with a slight hint of worry in his voice"Oh stop trying to scare us you bastard you're just trying to get on my nerves, trying to make fun of me for being overly cautious. It's probably nothing" said the druid with annoyance in his voice "Yeah, you're right it's probably nothing..." The swordsman said with a hint of worry in his voicethat was when my life changed foreverBITCH>End of Healslut and friends
>>2619402Mary? I prefer Healslut. And why is this spoken in first person past tense? We will eat her when we get hungry, don't get your hopes up, slut
>>2619402>>2619318>>2619323>>2619333"FUCKING FUCK THIS BASTARD JUST DROPPED ME?!?!?!" Yelled billy in rageThe thing just dropped every single bone it had and is crawling up to the roof, what's this idiot doing now? oh fuck are those adventurers? Fuck nO STAY AWAY FUCKING RUN GOD FUCKING RUN!Billy has seen this scene before but can't help but scream whenever he sees it. People die by this monster and there's nothing he can do to stop it. It's like watching the thing it failed to kill cement his failure over and over and over again. This monster just kills indiscriminately without rhyme or reason.I don't know how that bastard does it but he keeps on coming up some sort of BS power that no slime should reasonably have. So far he's just been eating people till they're nothing but bones and than moving on with some new BS ability. Fuck is he turning into a fucking blanket now? A BLANKET OF ALL THINGS! Those guys should've sliced not stabbed, they're going to die like everybody else now. At least he usually ends them all quickly.Oh fuck what's he doing to that girl? FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING TO THAT GIRL!!! WHY WOULD IT EVEN NEED TO DO THAT?!!?! Does it just want to make people suffer? Does it want to torture that poor innocent girl?!?! That bastard has sunk to a new low, if only I could kill him, if only I had another chance. If only I could kill him for every crime he has committed to every innocent person he has wronged!But I can'tI'm just a skull nowa skull who floats around in a blob and witnesses every atrocity it commits every single day, the supposed "weakest monster" in the world...Just rekill me now>End of Bobby's life as a skull
>>2619465Well I'll be back in about a full day maybe. I dunno I have shit to do for a while and I might post a lot slower for a few days. I will keep on posting though so just ask questions or something till then
>>2619465Billy saw what we did with Healslut... I- I'm sorry Billy... It wasn't suposed to be like this...We should talk to him too
>>2619472Ok Slippy, we'll be waiting for you man go do your stuff
>>2619483Talk to him about what? In the slime's eyes all he did was dick around for no reason and strip her of her clothes.
>>2619652That's true...I still want to know about the human society tho, what are those "Heroes" he talked about? (I mean, the Slime doesn't know"
See ya Slippy
>>2619660Your greatest source of real world info are the two humans in your possession! Though Healslut may still be in a daze after what happened to her
>>2619692Yup! I know that, I said earlier that we should talk to them.>>2619173>>2619340>>2619483
>>2619129>We need a drawfag>>2619133Oh hey, I was catching up
>>2619843Nice to have you back man!If possible, can you draw how we are right now?Just to have a North
>>2619861
>>2619861>>2619843H*eck yeah!I really really need to know how large we are... that's something we have to think. If our storage is 5mts (guess in volume) we have to think it's not fully extended, like a bladder that enlarges as it fills up. We have the bones of 11 humans I think, that's 9kgs each, so 100kg worth of bones (damm), i'd say it takes up 2mts of the storage to carry all those. We are probably 3mts in volume, maybe larger
>>2619921We weren't that big, were we? Thats why i was kinda lost, holy shit!
>>2619924>I really really need to know how large we areYeah>>2619924I'm not sure exactly, it's obviously not to scale anyway though
>>2619935second part was for>>2619925
>>2619943>With our current level of liquid density we can revert back to the size of a basket ball and expand to the size of a little under a twin size mattress. We don't lose mass went we contract it just gets packed together. That was the last time the Slippy talked about our size, i think that we are smaller than that
>>2619935>>2619967>>2619924So I've studied the mean density of bone from various sources and I got 1.750kg/m3 (dense as fuk boii)So, since we got 100kg that translates to 0.057 m3. A compacted pile of bones of 11 humans occupy 0.057 m3... what a small volume, however that means 242 cups of water (246 ml). And that means the bones occupy 60 lts. Weird... I am doing the math very wrongIf anyone is better at numbers, that would be helpful.
>>2619994ah, 60 lts of would be water, but this is bone, not water, so 0,057m3 of bone does not translate to 242 cups of water. I think
>>2619176Wouldn't it be acidic and harmful to our core inside her?
This one is more to scale but still probably not accurate
>>2620009I guess it depends on where we put it, anon
>>2619999HOLD your HORSES AND my TRIPS, 0,057 CUBIC METERS IS 57 LITERSdamm it... that helps a lot. So, 57 liters in bones and a cute grill of 160 cms is... Average Human Density is 985kg/m3 and this cute slut should weight... 60kg (55-65 prob) so 0,061cubic meters.57 + 61 liters is 118 liters of luggage. If we triple that, our volume is 0.340 m3~ or 340 liters. We could take in consideration how dense our slime is, but who knows.
>>2620023I think that he's talking about using our Storage Skill
>>2619999nice trips indeed other part>>2620059So... We still have plenty of space left? Healslut is taking 1/3 of our body or something close to this right?
>>2620061I thought he meant in her stomach,. My line of thought was much more lewd
>>2620059We have a mini compact car that's 2400 liters. And a Mini Cooper is 3.7mt large, 1.6mt wide and 1.4 mt tall. If we are 1/8 of all that, we are about... what?50 cms large32 cms wide18 cms talll. What?My autism can not reach further. Let's say we are half the size of a mini cooper180 cms large80 cms wide70 cms tall.We need to accomodate the girl and the pile of bones, so the drawfag's draw is kinda accurate actually.
>>2619999>>2620059>>2620069those are quads
>>2620089Holy! You're right Congrat left!>>2620085So... She isn't 1/3 of our body?
>>2620094Sadly, I find it very hard to imagine, but 1/5 it's propper. Probably...
>>2620085I may have missed part of the reason why we are keeping the girl alive again? We have no place to really store her or have a need for her, unless we can get her as a minion somehow, so wouldnt she just give us away when attacking or attempt to harm us?I can see the typical reason to keep her but we are currently a blob that has no real means to control her or use her for the other normal reasons. Granted not sure how slimes are created in this setting currently.Just realized something... How close is she to our core right now?
>>2620484Our core is in bill's skull which just floats around randomly. Also I don't see a use for her either yet here we are, with the anons violating a girl for god knows why
>>2620670In fact, now that we have the Path of death skill, we can pretty much just kill her.I just wanted her alive to talk to her and know more about the world outsideBut we may won't be able to talk to her after we kill her, anyway, that was MY reason the keep her
>>2620670>with the anons violating a girl for god knows whyyep this is still 4chan
>>2620676I'm still not sure in what kind of information Billy can give us, so i think that the Healslut is still our best information source (If we can make her talk with us at least)
>>2620684>>2620681>>2620676Me? I just want a pet. We have room for it. We can play with it if we get bored. Oh we will have to feed it... meh, it can hold some days but we need to learn to produce water
>>2620687That's a preatty good reason man, i mean we are all ok with this, i like having a pet too :)
I hoe that slippy don't abandon this quest, its beeing really fun
>>2620886With the beautiful spreadsheet I made? With the condensed autism I used to calculate the mean size of the slime?¡No way!
>>2620676Well I mean Billy's death was brutal and he had unfinished business while Healslut would gladly move onto the afterlife. It's easy to see that killing her wouldn't merit much benefits either.>>2620681What had I expected really?>>2620684Healslut is an adventurer while billy is a dead kid who ran away from home after being influenced by adventuring stories. One would probably have a lot more info than the other>>2620687Yeah you could probably start producing water once you absorb some, but the water isn't permanent. It's made of magic and it'll fizzle out after about 5 minutes>>2620893Abandon this quest? Of course not, I'll keep doing it until I decide I have enough writing practice to write a story I have in my head.
>>2621042Then we must hunt for a cleric and absorb them to gain the clerical spell of create water!
>>2621100Why do you assume there's a spell for that?
Ok guys I'm going to optimize the sheet a bit and than I'll start working on the quest
Side note everybody. We have the mass of 103% of a person and a basketball. Hope that helps
>>2620687What's more. Surely she has her own mana pool. Absorbing her (which might fail or vary) would just give us her healing and a small boost to mana. This way we have a proper specialized healing organelle caught. I just hope she stays loyal.
>>2621184I think that, with the trauma that the have now, we maybe can use that in our favor.But we have to start talking with her, ASAP
>>2621100>>2620893>>2620886>>2620695>>2620687>>2620484>>2620100>>2620089>>2620085>>2620074>>2621184You've been listening to Billy incisively whining about your actions and Healslut's incisive crying for the past few hours. So far you've been traveling through the Upper layer of the dungeon and have slaughtered everything that was in your way. It seems that they don't give you much EXP since you've slaughtered dozens of your former comrades and have barely gained any EXP.Path of Death skill Level up! +3 INT +3 WISWarrior Class Level up! +3 STR +3 ENDWell at least you've gained a little bit of EXP. You've been trying to remember where the entrance to the middle lair is and you happen to stumble across a group of adventurers who seem to have a map. This may prove usefulHP 404/404 MP 320/320HP not found lol>Attack! Magic, Physical, or Sneak?>Ask Billy the Skull for advice!>Avoid them, no time for combat when you're at full HP>Write in?
>>2621198>Activate stealph and ttail them for a while, talk with healslut for a while, we alredy hear Billy's whining for a good timeAlso we are nor really that smart, we canthink that billy or Healslut is our new "connection" like the one that we had with the Dungeon, just that billy i a little bad Dungeon
>>2621207Damn, that entire response was a mockery to the English language. Also you won't be able to talk to heal slut in stealth mode since that muffles sound
>>2621209Hahaha, it was really bad...Sorry, i was on the phone, and I type very poorly there... I'm glad you understood thoOk, we know how many adventurers are? Maybe is kinda risky go there with Healslut
>>2621226Ya with the healer crying and us having to protect her we cant really stealth anymore
>>2621198Use Cloth Mimicry to gag healslut. If we have to defend her, we can use Metal Mimicry to shield her from the inside. Let's sneak, trail and observe. What do these adventurers look like?
>>2621231And that's were Split up! could have helped us, damn.I would say to let Billy on the ground to do company to Healslut and go there fight those adventurersMaybe tha't not the best plan
>>2621236Ohh, cloth mimicry on healslut, i like that.Then we can talk to her about those adventurers.After that, activate Stealth, and just wai.This looks good
>>2621207>>2621231>>2621236Cloth mimicry to gag healslut and tail them. Writing
>>2621207>>2621231>>2621236You use Cloth Mimicry to gag healslut, deactivate "Undead Communion" in order to focus on the action at hand, and activate stealth, trailing them for a good while until you reach down into the middle lair, which is full of poisonous insects and disease. They set up camp and have finally let their guard down-60 MP260 MP remainingNow that their guard is down and you're up close they finally enter your Mana Locator's effective radius and you get a good look at all of them. There are two melee fighters among them, a lightly armored Bullman holding a greatax and a heavily armored Elf holding a sword and shield. They have one ranged fighter among them, a human holding a bow with a quiver strapped to his back.There seems to also be one more member in their party, a heavily dressed midget with way too many daggers on his possession.Time for a strike planHP 404/404MP 260/320>Bait them with healslut, than attack the first one who comes in>Sneaky Deaky Sneak attack!>MAGICAL SLIME TIME! Choose spell>LEROY JENKINS! Choose method of attack>Write in
>>2621283I say try an bait with healslut. Are they all male?
>>2621294Yes, don't get any ideas and none of them are rapist.
>>2621294>>2621283>Bait them with healslutnot sure who we should attack first.The swordsman/The rogue/The TankI would say that first we must stretch, and spearkill the rogue, than MAGICAL SLIME ATTACK the swordsman
>>2621296Are we able to directly communicate with healslut? Is she still crying? Is she insane or just distraught? I have a plan in mind.
>>2621308>Also you won't be able to talk to heal slut in stealth mode since that muffles sound
>>2621308>>2621311Ok, roll 1d100+20 to see if this works. Also how are you going to attack the person who comes in?
>>2621311>>2621296Nvm. If we can, I say we try and gank the bullman tank as quick as possible once we lure.
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>2621318
Rolled 91 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>2621318Surprise!
>>2621318FireboltYEEART!
Rolled 90 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>2621318Best out of three?Firebolt>>2621320I want to use void explosion on him
Rolled 43 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>2621326
>>2621330Actually I'll change to testing void explosion as well.
>>2621332>>2621337Guyz that's an area attack that would probably kill not only HealSlut but also damage you greatly unless you stood pretty far away>>2621321>>2621322>>2621330111, no crit. Writing
>>2621341Oh I guess firebolt would be better then.
>>2621341Same, i wasn't talk on using that now, But only if it proves very difficult to kill
>>2621321>>2621322>>2621330You toss healslut onto the ground and take out the gag from her mouth, if you removed it from your body it'd just turn back into slime. Now you let her cries echo through the hallways until somebody comes over to check it out. The heavily armored one seems to pick up on the noise and comes up to Healslut, picking her up."Don't worry I'm a paladin I'll get you healed right back up!" the Elf says"r-ruuun" Healslut whimpers out"Why? Is the assailant still he-"BITCHHis head is now covered into flames and his friends will be coming this way any second. Surprisingly he isn't dead, though that probably put him on death's door.Now what?>MORE MAGICAL SLIME TIME!!!! Select Spell>Metal Slime Time! What type of weapon/attack will you make with Metal Mimicry?>BASIC SLIME ATTACK!>Focus on friends instead>Write in?
>>2621358Fuck error 502 kept me held up for a while
>>2621358>Metal Slime Time! What type of weapon/attack will you make with Metal Mimicry?Impale him with multiple spikes, can't just give the paladin a chance to heal himself
>>2621358Holy shit, so the guy is a Paladin, so he'll cure himselfIf the rest of the party is close, Spike hell out of HealslutWe still have 240 Mp, so if they arent really that close firebolt again
Also, to anyone who doesn't have the character sheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JRUoXBHMeEOtdZJ6APWp1HvJNSdcMX00NalsYjpnPtM/edit#gid=0It helps a lot when thinking
>>2621369Metal Mimic a spear through the paladin and pull him into us as a hostage.
>>2621384>>2621385>>2621387Ok so we got 3 votes so far1. Spike the hell out of paladin2. Spike the hell out of Healslut (For some god forsaken reason)3. Donut Paladin and use him as a hostage
>>2621392EN is not my mother language my bad, i didn't mean to kill her.But to make Spaers appear all around her.(If the other party is close to her)
>>2621398How? You'd need to wrap yourself around her and even than you can't make yourself transparent enough to not look like a slime that's covering a girl
>>2621392I'll back option 1 with the suggestion by 2 to ready a firebolt for whoever comes in next.
>>2621411It's impossible right now to cast a spell and spear the hell out of somebody at the same time. A spell requires intense concentration and you can't really consciously make actions while you do it. I'm just going to write spear the hell out of a paladin
>>2621418I always forgot about the chat... It's completely true, my bad guys.Just 1We can think what happens later, later
>>2621384>>2621398>>2621411Fuck forgot to tell y'all to roll for it
>>2621433What dice?
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>2621433
>>2621392VOID EXPLOSION ON THE PARTY THATS RUSHING TO HELP THE PALADIN AAAARGH
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>2621433
>>2621440>>26214461d100 like always
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>2621433Die palading wraaagh. But we use explosion after yes yes?
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>2621452plets do it boys
>>2621442>>2621451>>2621453Nice save, writing
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>2621452YEEART!
>>2621442>>2621451>>2621453>>2621459>>2621463"Holy light!" The Paladin screamed and his burns began to disappear"WOBBLE WIBBLE BOBBLE!!!" You thought to yourself as you made multiple spears shoot out of your body and pierce the paladin in multiple places-70 MP175 remainingYou notice 3 arrows and a few daggers enter your Mana Locator's effective radius and swiftly blocked them with a literal wall of spears. You suffered minor chipping! -7 HP313 HP leftThat's impressive considering that was an iron wallYou're faced against a scantly clad Bullman charging towards you, a generic Human ranger readying an arrow, and a rouge midget dipping some knives in suspicious looking elixirs. Time for some EXP and maybe that Map that they had>HORA HORA HORA HORA!!! Stab them a lot with your spears>Magical slime time! Choose spell>LEROY JENKINS! Basic slime attack!>Healslut shield me!>Any advice Billy?>Write in?
>>2621501Quick Gif of what we did to the guy
>>2621501>>HORA HORA HORA HORA!!! Stab them a lot with your spears
>>2621501>HORA HORA HORA HORA!!! Stab them a lot with your spears
>>2621501>Magical slime time! Choose spellI guess the human and the midget are far back, while the bull is charging close to us, or the three of 'em might be close. I say the next>VOID EXPLOSION. We kill those pesky ranged bois and we take a bull charge like a man- like a slime I mean. The three of them could be close enough to suffer the explosion, but I doubt it.
>>2621501HORA HORA HORA
>>2621512>>2621513>>2621521>>2621529Time to HORA HORA HORA HORA!!!1d100+10
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>2621534
Rolled 22 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2621521Void explosion is 100 mana, and we have to chant it, also, we don't know how to use is right yet>>2621534LETS GOOO
>>2621540We haven't tested it out but we know how to cast and aim
>>2621544Do we know if spell interruption is a thing if we get rammed?
>>2621521>>2621540We still using cloth mimicry, so we won't have that much mana avaliableAre we still usin Stealth?
Rolled 52 + 100 (1d100 + 100)Let's do this
>>2621548We stopped using Cloth Mimicry a while ago and we have 175 left. Also we are in the middle of very loud combat I thought you assumed we turned it off
>>2621554WOW 152?!?!? You must be a dice god!>>2621538>>2621540Time to HoraHoraHora the crap out of this fucker with our 67 dice roll
>>2621557> I thought you assumed we turned it offI did , But since we had not warned this, i thought that it was still on.I'm glad to be wrong
>>2621554Fucked it up, damn
>>2621538>>2621540>>2621547>>2621529You wobble up to the Bullman and pierce him almost more times than you could keep track of, but you could and you stabbed him 18 times in a few seconds. You couldn't really stab clean through him though, it seems as if his body is a lot harder than you'd expect for some reason, you start to wonder why tha-"BERSERKER RAGE!!!" Yelled out the Bullman as you were about to stab him for a 19th timeHe then struck your side his giant fucking ax and sent you straight towards the wallYou suffered a Major wound!-150 HP247 HP remainingBwobble bobble that hurtThe bull seems to be charging at you and another dagger is flying your wayWhat to do?HP 247 I messed up HP earlier it was at 404 and went down to 397MP 178>Open up storage to catch the dagger! Will cost about 10 MP due to it's small size but will have a high DC>MAGICAL SLIME TIME!!!>My HoraHoraHora never fails except for a few seconds ago>Write in?
>>2621599>>MAGICAL SLIME TIME!!!Probably want to get some distance from this bullman.
>>2621599>MAGICAL SLIME TIME!!!Darkbolt to the face
>>2621604>>2621599>>MAGICAL SLIME TIME!!!Come on guys, VOID EXPLOSION!! to the pesky fools at the back!
>>2621604>>2621610>>2621617Void explosion or Dark Bolt?
>>2621617ok
>>2621599>sent you straight towards the wallIs that wall distant from where we were?If yes, Void explosion>>2621621
>>2621617We will kill healslut tho, are you sure about it left?
>>2621628No we won't, heal slut is where the Bullguy is while the ranged guys are way over there
>>2621599>High DC for mana and ignore the bullman.I think not.>MAGICAL SLIME TIMEDark bolt the bull
>>2621604>>2621610>>2621617>>2621624Going with void explosion, roll 1d100+5
>>2621621>>2621628Wa? The ranger + rouge are at the back, the healslut and the paladin's corpse is aside and the bullman is close to us.I do not think the explosion would be THAT awesome... right? I think healslut is safe, right
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>2621636
Rolled 61 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2621641Amazing
Rolled 56 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2621636Lets get rid of those pesky ranged bois
Rolled 21 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2621636AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WRYYYYY
>>2621641>>2621643>>2621644Nice save
>>2621643>>2621644>>2621646Greato, writing
>>2621648>>2621647>>2621644>>2621643>>2621635You try out your new spell as the Bullman is charging at you head first"Bvwooooooooooiiiiiib-"The Ranger was just about to shoot his arrow and the dagger was heading straight for you while the bull was about to gore you. But by god"Ebxprhwuboswion!!!"Just like that black energy burst out and instantly disintegrated the midget and the lower half of the ranger. The force of the blast knocked the knife off course while the upper half of the ranger blindsided the Berserker and threw him to the ground.Wut?Wut do!?!?!!
>>2621677https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jar1LTxxAeMVideo relatedwe still have 78 mana, Darkbot the bullguy,we should take advantage that he is fallen
>>2621677
>>2621677Pin the berserker to the ground with more spears, then proceed to repeatedly stab him like a slimy maniac
>>2621689Support
>>2621689>>2621691>>2621694More of our powerful magic against the bull! We already saw how strong he is against physical damage... I wonder if the Human's top half is... alive. Oh, and healslut is in her corner right, right?
>>2621677Darkbolt the Minotaur
>>2621697yeah>>2621689>>2621690>>2621691>>2621694>>2621705You hop onto the berserker and Dark Bolt his head off. That was the hardest battle you've had yet and you're going to get a ton of warlock EXP for this and maybe absorb some awesome jobs. It seems it all worked out for this slime!You're hungry! HP and MP regen halvedFuck you need to eat, you sort of forgot that. What to do>Eat the 2.5 dead bodies that are still there to sate your hunger>Absorb them and rummage around their camp for food>Eat portion of them, absorb the rest, and then rummage around their camp for food>Write in?
>>2621712You guys notice that Healslut needs to eat too right?>Eat the rogue and the archer>Absorve the paladin>Leave bullguy to Healslut
>>2621712Well, let's seeThe bull give us warrior pointz probably.The palading gives us pusy raito magic points probablyThe uh, half of... whatever is left of the ranger gives us ranger something something.In one hand, the bull is very large (hopefully) and should be a hearty meal. In the other hand, the warrior points seem sexy to me. In anooother hand, the Paladin is the most magical thing we can get points of.I really don't know, but I want to force feed whatever food we find in their provisions to the HealSlut
>>2621712Eat the berserker and the ranger. Absorb the paladin for a heal and the theif for sneaky breeky. Then search camp. Get map.
>>2621719Rogue disintegrated.Holy fuck that's a person, that's cannibalism man. She needs regular food, or you can force feed her raw enlightened meat if yah want
>>2621719Support
Also, good job everyone! We would not have won without everyone's ideasI wasn't thinking on that way >>2621725>>2621727There's no need to force her to eat one of them if they have food
>>2621735>>2621732Relax guys, the dead party may have some food with themWe can simply ask Healslut (or Billy) what she want to eat
>>2621747Okay. While we're at it, make Healslut live up to her name and see if she'll actually heal us.
We shoul'd bully Healslut too much.Also, we should ask her to heal us.
>>2621747>>2621735>>2621732>>2621719Yeah guys, relax, it's not like we enjoy seeing our pet suffer amirite? And I don't want to reveal to HealSlut that we are -that- sentinent by asking her what she wants to eat
>>2621754WE SHOULDN'TI MEAN SHOULDN'T
>>2621752>>2621754Guys you are making her eat an enlightened being's meat and you molested her earlier. Why the fuck would she want to heal you?
>>2621758So, what about asking billy?
>>2621765He's kinda against us... we could roleplay that we ask him for what do humans eat. I mean, since we eat regular people, as a slime it would be no oddity to feed the healslut with the paladin or something
>>2621712Absorb paladinEat the rest
>>2621781>>2621779>>2621765>>2621752>>2621732Ok wow fuck I lost track of this.Ok how about we absorb the Paladin, eat 1.5 of the dead bodies, ask billy what humans eat, and rummage around the camp for something to feed healslut
>>2621788Good call, deciding for us when we dunno what to do. It keeps the flow of things
>>2621788This
>>2621797>>2621805Welp going with this, I'll write in a minute I have shit to do
>>2621832>>2621788This seems great tho, i'm 100% ok with this
Should we also get the girl some clothes or are we just gonna have her be naked forever?
>>2621904We can ruffle around for some from the dead bodies if yah want
>>2621909I dont think we(as a slime) would think about it.But, i mean, we disguised ourselfs as her clothes, maybe we can think in that too(Or maybe Billy can sugest this to us)
>>2621924Yeah that seems reasonable, he's been whining for hours before we tailed this guy so we'd probably know a lot about taking care of a half dead woman
>>2621924Once we get the ability to expand and contract, posing as clothes is gonna be a lot easier. We'll be able to ride heal slut like a vehicle and eat randos looking for a piece.
>>2621965We alredy have that>Liquid Density: (Requirements- Level 5 slime class) Allows you to expand and contract at will
>>2621965We can already do that though, and we can turn into cloth for a few minutes. It's just hard to turn into a full outfit and control a person when our entire body is a tissue
Well I got shit to do so see y'all tomorrow. I'll finish this up and write out the level up later
>>2622152Ok, no prob.Just wanting to see how everything is
>>2622152bye bye
Hey Slippy so... before you post the follow up... I noticed a thing, that, maybe can change somethingsWe never saw another women that wasn't Healslut, and we are Slimes... we don't even know what "Genre" means.We think may think that she's something rare/different from the other human beings that we are fightingThat can explain why we didn't kill her and keeped her.can also explain why we used Absorbtion on her even if we have alredy used it in another humanAlso, in the little that we gave ourselves work of listening to Billy's babbling he seemed to know what she is.So, that also explains why we are asking him what she eats
>>2622576Following that logic, we didn't did anything "wrong" it was pure curiosity.And as we think that her is something "new" or "rare" i guess we should ask her if she's ok after that fightI am feeling very smart right now, since i was able to connect everything in a plausible explanation.Do you guys agree with me? I mean, at least to me, it makes sense
>>2622599It makes enough sense, but if that were the case, why don't we treat other things, like bullmen and elves with the same curiosity?
>>2622599Except it doesn't make sense because why would a slime even care about "rare" or "different" adventurers, and you came up with this a day after we already decided to keep her for obvious, nearly unanimous lewd reasons, plus what >>2622753 said.Also doesn't explain why we molested her, but if you really want to go this far to justify keeping our healslut pet around, go ahead. I still want to ditch Billy and shove our slime core inside her to keep her hostage, and force a moral dilemma upon any wandering adventurer unfortunate enough to cross paths with us.
>>2622768>spoilersdamn anon, the other guys wanted lewd, you're twisted I like it
>>2622768That's not a bad idea.
>>2622753They posed more as a threat than Healslut, i mean, sine we desarmed her she didn't did anything.The Elf on the other side, survived one of our firebolts.the bullpen gived us a pretty big chunk of damage, and seemed to ignore our "basically infinite" number of spears.Compared to them, Healslut is much MUCH less scary>>2622768That's a fair point, but in the game it was not so long, we just found Healslut, absorved/eated her companions and walked until we get here (with the new party) i didn't seem too long. The character may still be pure, i alredy know that we are a bunch pf degenerstes
>>2622948>>2622768Also, why wouldn't we care about anything "rare" or "different"? I mean, we are dumb, but i don't see a reason for that to be true.The "molested" thing was just "unintentional" we wanted to put her inside us, and she was naked, i can totaly seem that happening.
>>2622768Holy Fucking shit mate I need to draw the line somewhere. That'd not only be incredibly uncomfortable for us, likely damage our core due to the small space, and is just pretty fucked up but we are the size of a baseball and you will likely damage any area you shove yourself inside of
>>2622576>>2622599>>2622753>>2622768>>2622948>>2622952Rare and unique would probably mean something to us since we're a sentient monster. We wouldn't care about unique people that much though considering that they always try to kill us. We'd probably care about unique and rare objects though, but since women aren't objects a bit controversial I know we wouldn't care too much about her. We'd probably at most be interested in her healing ability and we don't want to risk failing the absorption rullet
>>2623105The doujinshi I've read prove otherwise.
>>2623339That doujinshi wasn't canon mate
>>2623360He got you there>>2623339
Hmp. Give me my paladin levels. And, can our mana location read maps?
>>2623440Holy shit, that's true, we don't have eyes...Another reason to keep Healslut
>>2623440>>2623458We'll I mean you've absorbed enough people and you have a pretty high shape shift so you can roll for making an eye
>>2623458>>2623440>>2623360>>2623105>>2622952>>2622948>>2622779>>2622774>>2622768>>2622599>>2622176Ok back and ready to write. Roll to absorb that one guy and if you can find stuff for healslut to eat2d100 best of 3
Rolled 86, 63 = 149 (2d100)>>2623583Ok lets do it boys
Rolled 6, 42 = 48 (2d100)>>2623583
Rolled 24, 27 = 51 (2d100)>>2623583Bruh
>>2623586Right take the wheeel
>>2623624Glad to have been of help.
>>2623586>>2623593>>2623617Great, now let me write up these extensive BS level up Notifications
>>2623586>>2623593>>2623617Slime level up!+2 to all statsWarrior level up!Warrior level up!+6 END +6 STRYou now have Warrior skill pointsWarlock level up!Warlock level up!Warlock level up!Warlock level up!+8 INT +8 WIS + 8 MNTFrightening Screech spell learned!Soul Flame spell learned!Shadow Bind spell learned!You now have Warlock skill points!Ruin Master Unlocked!+2 WIS +1 INTSpear Mastery level up!+2 STRMetal Mimicry level up!+2 END +2 STRShapeshift level up!+1 to all statsMana Location level up!Mana Location level up!+2 WIS +2 INTStealth level up!+2 AGI +2 DEXModerate success! Skill with highest Proficiency gained!Holy Mastery skill has been unlocked! +4 FaithFTH status has been created through special action>Cont
>>2623674>No cloth Mimicry level up, i call that biased
>>2623681Do you really deserve a level for using it once and only to make a small gag for a girl?>>2623674Well blub you guess you couldn't get that holy light thing the big shiny guy used earlier. Faith seems like a pretty useless stat but maybe it'll prove to be useful in the future, probably not though. you'll start eating your fill of enlightened meat and feeding Healslut but first you'll pick out your new skillsWarrior>Way of the Shaft: (Requirement: Spear Mastery level 5) Learn to work your shaft and move it in all sorts of directions like never before. Teaches Spear Martial Arts at levels 1,3,5,8, and 10>Toughness: (Requirement: Warrior level 5) Armor is like a second skin, even though it is a whole lot tougher makes it more likely to buff out an attack while wearing armor by +1 per level>Evasion: (Requirement: Warrior level 5) There's a lot more to dodging than moving out of the way. Makes it more likely to dodge an attack by +2 per levelWarlock>Magical Solidification: (Requirement - Warlock Class level 5) Solidify an area spell and use it later. Solidified spells lasts for 10 minutes before disappearing. Time increases by 5 minutes every level>Necromancy Affinity: (Requirement - Path of Death) Become more attuned to undeath. Necromancy spells and skills become more powerful, +1 per level.>Demonic Pact: (Requirement - Warlock Class level 10) Make a pact with demonic forces in exchange for power. Warning: Demons are devious beings
>>2623743How many skills of each class?Just one?If just oneWarrior: Way of the ShaftWarlock: Necromancy Affinity
>>2623760Mate it's always 2, pick 2 more
>>2623771NIce, just to be sure, it doesn't hurt to askWarrior: >Way of the Shaft>EvasionWarlock: >Necromancy Affinity>Magical SolidificationI don't this we should do a Demonic Pact, we aren't very much smart
>>2623743Warrior>Evasion>idcWarlock>Magical Solidification>Necromancy Affinity
>>2623783>>2623817Gosh Golly y'all really dislike demons huh, writin
>>2623830I'm not particularly fond of them due to their nature
>>2623833Of what? This is an entirely different fantasy universe from your usual, they might be bros or misunderstood. Also enlightened people with morals usually get these skills, not evil monsters bent on getting it's next meal by any means necessary
>>2623830I think that we are pretty easy to lure at this moment
>>2623844So we won't communicate with demons who has nothing against us but we will communicate with a child and a woman we molested who both have personal grudges against us? Nice logic bro
>>2623850the difference is that the kid and girl have no power over us as far as we can tell, something worthy of the title demon is bound to be dangerous
>>2623862Demon really isn't a title, it's more of a race. Eh whatever we'll have plenty of chances to get it in the future
>>2623867yeah, I worded that weird, I meant for the race to have the name demon it this setting
>>2623817>>2623830Way of the Shaft Martial arts skill unlocked!+3 STR +3 ENDPiercing Thrust Martial art UnlockedEvasion skill unlocked!+3 AGIMagical Solidification skill unlocked!+2 WIS +2 INTNecromancy Affinity unlocked!+2 WIS +2 INTAlso fuck I forgot that you had some slime skills. Fuck 3 classes are hard to keep track of. Pick 2>Bone Skewer: (Requirements- Kill target with bones) Allows you to rapid fire bones from within you>Split up!: (Requirements - Level 10 Slime class) Sacrifice HP and gain a clone of equivalent power. Must verbally order at all times and disappears after 60 seconds>Slip and Slide: (Requirement - Level 15 Slime Class) Slowly coat the area around you in slime. 10 MP per sec
>>2623890Bone skewer and save the other point for something in the future
>>2623905can we do that?
>>2623908Yeah sure I don't mind
>>2623876Maybe Angels are the bad ones here, its a completely new/different universe
>>2623905Split up! doesn't deem so bad tho, for me we could pick it
>>2623905>>2623933Ok so Split up and bone skewer? Y/N?
>>2623933Yes but spliting our mass is not the most effective move in battle. We should focus or gathering friends if we need more people to help us battle. And who knows what the future holds for us my slimy friend
>>2623942yeah sure, I'm sure we can find a creative use for that combo
>>2623942No, save one
>>2623942For me Y>>2623948We don't have a dungeon connection anymore, also, is a good way to fight while keep a eye in Healslut
>>2623948>being able to attack from two directions at once>not effectiveI think you meant it is more risky
>>2623952>>2623949This>>2623948Open more your mind man
>>2623952>>2623951>>2623950Ok Split up & Bone Skewer. I think I'll rename it "Gatling Bones" thoughGatling Bones skill unlocked!+3 DEXSplit up! skill unlocked!+3 ENDWobbly boop you almost forgot about your main job, strange how the notif didn't show that but oh well no helping thatYou eat the remains of the other guys and sate your hunger, you start to consider giving Healslut some food until you start to hear that "Ring Ring Ring" in your head again*click*"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE FEED HER PEOPLE!!!!" Yelled Billy the skull, the mental shock would've made you faint if you didn't have 53 MNT"Wibble bobble?" You ask in curiosity, why was he mad?"Go to the camp and feed her what's inside you idiot, I won't shut up until you do!" Said Billy threateninglyNot wanting to hear him complain and lecture you on "Morality", "Heroism", and "Common Sense" you decide to go into the camp and rummage around for these "rations" that he speaks of.You find a bunch of shriveled up colored things and old looking meat. Billy tells you that those were dried and smokes, whatever those things are. You feed them to healslut who slightly moans out in sadness and misery, but it was slightly less dead sounding so that's good.Time to find that map!Roll 1d100+10
Rolled 34 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2623986
Rolled 67 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2623986lets find that map guys
Rolled 16 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2623986
>>2623993>>2623994