Stepping through the exit of your boom tube, your footsteps echo across the marble floors of Jump City's Museum of Technology and Arts.

As the portal closes behind you, your wary eyes begin to scan the room and its exhibits for any signs of an intruder other than yourself.

“Master, I've been meaning to ask... Why do you refer to yourself as Power Rider?” Majin's vile voice suddenly questions, breaking the eerie silence around you.

“Oh, well, the suit is from a TV series of the same name so I just went with that. I thought you knew.” You answer quietly as you begin to move forward, stepping past historical inventions in their display cases.

“I did, I'm referring to the latter part of your legally questionable title. Why do you refer to yourself as a rider of anything when you've been using my boom tube technology for almost a decade now?” Majin reiterates, his questioning scraping against your ego.

“Only because it's faster! It's not like I don't want to blow the dust of Raiden and cruise around again, I just... Have a lot more responsibilities now, and I need more time to take care of them.” You try to explain, but all you get is a scoff from Majin.

“What a pathetic excuse. You act is if your family and silly little coliseum are chaining you down from your desires, but severing those attachments is easier than snipping string.”

“Okay can you not do the ominous evil voice in my head thing? I'm trying to find out who I need to kick the shit out of so I can get back to my little girl and Starfire.” You spit back at the devilish voice in your ear, and in return you just hear it make a disgusted sigh.

Returning your focus to the task at hand, you can't help but feel oppressed by the silence filling this place. Someone broke into here or something, right? So why is it so quiet?

Not only that, but why is a museum like this so empty, especially during the middle of the day?

Your eyes narrow. You need to get to the bottom of this.

A: Call out to whoever might be lurking here! Get this beat down over with!

B: Just keep investigating. You may want to get the jump on whoever is here.

>>2611266
>B: Just keep investigating. You may want to get the jump on whoever is here.
this is fucking sketchy, see if Majin can do a scan or something

>>2611266
>B: Just keep investigating. You may want to get the jump on whoever is here.

>>2611266
>A

>>2611266
>B

>>2611266
>B: Just keep investigating. You may want to get the jump on whoever is here.

>>2611272
>>2611279
>>2611282
>>2611284
Roll D100!

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>2611289

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>2611289

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>2611289

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>2611289

>>2611296
Bless you

The jobbing is a patient beast, waiting for that crucial moment to rear its ugly head

finally get to be back with one of these live

>>2611311
I just want to roll high to reconize a certain person chin.

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>>2611266
>B

You continue to move carefully through the still museum, keeping on guard for whatever might be lurking here.

Just as you make your way into an exhibit showcasing watches and clocks from the past, you hear the shuffle of a boot against the ground, followed by the whirring of small machinery.

A smirk appears across you face, those soft noises coming from the left corner of the room are all you need to make a casual dodge from the incoming surprise attack.

You take a swift step to the side as two beams of red-hot energy just barely miss your torso, the molten plasma splashing against the dry wall opposite of you and igniting a patch of the wall.

Your eyes dart over to the origin point of the attack, and your smile only widens.

“Nice stache.” You snidely remark,

Emerging from the corner is an older man covered in a bronze armor, his helmet revealing wrinkled eyes and a long “fu-manchu” mustache draping over his mouth. Above his shoulders are the raised smoking barrels of two laser canons, a soft hum emanating from them.

“Who are you? Where are the Titans?” He asks in a rough tone, a red light beginning to shine from the mounted canons.

“They're on vacation. Instead, you'll have the misfortune of dealing with the one and only Black Rider Battery.” You inform him with a tone oozing in arrogance, watching as his tired eyes narrow.

“Black Rider Battery... I believe I skimmed over you in the archives. Didn't take you from the heroic type from what I read.” He remarks, cupping his chin.

“No matter, perhaps I can use you to draw out Starfire. Hostage situations are always a classic.”

You force a menacing chuckle out of your throat at his plans, finding them ludicrous.

“Oh, if you think that's happening you didn't read enough about me Mister..?”

“I am Warp, from the future but lost to time.” He answers, resulting in you raising a curious eyebrow.

“I had faced the Teen Titans in the very spot once before, and ultimately was defeated and reduced to a mere child by my own technology! But now... Now I have grown, and my knowledge has remained intact!”

“Okay...” You trail off, processing the situation.

A: “So, why don't you just go back and stop them from being born or something?”

B: “Did you throw a bunch of people into a time-hole or something? Help me understand what you were planning here.”
C: “The future, huh... So, how do I end up? Is Tamaran incredibly powerful by then?”

D: Just hit him already. You've never heard of this guy, must be a total C-lister.

E: [Write in]

[Sorry for the delay! Had internet troubles!]

>>2611448
>A: “So, why don't you just go back and stop them from being born or something?”
"I hear one of Flash's villains can do t hat."

>>2611448
>B

>>2611448
>C

>>2611448
>A: “So, why don't you just go back and stop them from being born or something?”
>B: “Did you throw a bunch of people into a time-hole or something? Help me understand what you were planning here.”
>C: “The future, huh... So, how do I end up? Is Tamaran incredibly powerful by then?”
>Activate the annoying Reno Mode

>>2611448
>B: “Did you throw a bunch of people into a time-hole or something? Help me understand what you were planning here.”
>A: “So, why don't you just go back and stop them from being born or something?”

>>2611448
>back and stop them from being born or something?”
>B: “Did you throw a bunch of people into a time-hole or something? Help me understand what you were planning here.”
>C: “The future, huh... So, how do I end up? Is Tamaran incredibly powerful by then?”

>>2611448
Also, should we, er, put out that fire? This entire place burning down would probably be one of the things the Titans DON’T want us to let happen.

>>2611448
>A
>E. "Wait...if you are from the future you already have a much more advanced tech then our current time...that means."

We can eat his tech and get a upgrade!!!!

>>2611476
It will be fine...cobblestone if actually hard to burn and rock once it reaches the open air, it will slowly return to the ambient temperature.

>I believe I skimmed over you in the archives.

Archives? I guess we are know in the future.

>>2611448
>A
>B

You take another look around, noting once again that you two are the only signs of life in the building.

“Did you throw a bunch of people into a time-hole or something? Help me understand what you were planning here.” You ask, trying to assess this guy.

“No, the museum doors close this day and the exhibits are transferred to Metropolis. I was hoping to end Starfire and leave her behind, then return to the future to read about how she found frozen among the other forgotten relics.” He says with a cruel smirk, but his words hardly phase you.

“Time powers, huh... Why don't you just go back and stop them from being born or something?” You ask bluntly, and the question stuns Warp as his eyes widen.

“I... I never thought of that. I could simply look over records and... Yes... Who could I be so foolish...”

“Uhhh...” Is all that you can let out as the time traveler thinks aloud. You think you might've accidentally doomed your in-laws.

“I don't recall reading that Black Rider Battery was so intelligent, or is it so foolish? You gave me the perfect solution to obtain my revenge, but I have reason to believe that wasn't your intention. No matter, I'll be sure to update any recorded history of you once I'm done.” He grins, turning away and twisting a circular dial over his chest.

A light projects from his armor and fires a beam of energy forward, the projection stopping after traveling a short distance and expanding into an oval shape. Shortly after a swirling vortex forms in its center, which you presume to be a gateway to the past.

“I'd love to stay, but I don't want to be late for their birthdays!” He announces with a cackle, running towards the gate!

“SHIT!” You exclaim. You need to act fast!

A: Try to tackle him before he gets inside! You have to stop him!

B: Leech the power out of his suit! Maybe it will close the gate!

>>2611548
>A: Try to tackle him before he gets inside! You have to stop him!

>>2611548
>B: Leech the power out of his suit! Maybe it will close the gate!
Yes, this just what we need. Time powers. Then we'll convert a train and fill with these powers. Yes yes!

>>2611548
>A
Shenanigans!

>>2611548
>B

>>2611548
>A
AAAHAHAAH, I KNEW IT!

>>2611548
>A: Try to tackle him before he gets inside! You have to stop him!

>>2611548
>A: Try to tackle him before he gets inside! You have to stop him!
BOLT BLINK THE FAGGOT PAST THE TIME BULLSHIT!

>>2611552
>>2611556
>>2611562
>>2611576
>>2611584
Roll D100!

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>2611599

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>2611599

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>2611599

>>2611548
>B

This is the only option in which doesn't involve us going through a time warp.

>>2611599
Here we go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvL_BNWlgec

>>2611548
>>2611548
If the Titans ask, he’d already come up with this plan, and had just planned to lure them to the museum to get some gloating in before he want off to kill them. We did not in any way give him this idea. Right?

>>2611654
Yep, that's what happened.

>>2611654
Idea what idea? Nope this was his plan all along. Good thing now that he is here, we can kill him and make sure that these time shenenigans will never happen again.

Also unless warp has a way to figure out were Tamaran is going to the past will never work against Star.

>>2611669
well the simple solution is to state that without the heros here and now stopping certain events, future dingus wouldnt be born.

>>2611675
If you think about it without the titans the idiot wouldn't exist. because he would never face the titans, then get trapped in the future, and then returned to the now. This version of him wouldn't be able to exist. Unless time travel isn't in a straigth line and it uses the multi universe theory.

>>2611687
Considering Flashpoint happens ...

>>2611548
>A

You rush forward and try to tackle Warp before he can make your idea a reality!

However, in your desperation you use most of your strength, and as your body collides with Warp you're both sent towards the opening tearing through time and space!

You scream at the horrible realization of what you've, as your tackle takes Warp off his feet you join him in being hurled into the portal through time!

“DAMMIT! GET OFF ME YOU FOOL!” Warp yells, or rather, his voice echoes throughout the rift between reality.

You can barely comprehend anything. Nothing is clear to your senses in this rippling void, all that's present is the reverberating voices of Warp coupled with your screams. Every motion you try to make varies, feeling days or seconds at a time, yet it all occurs in an instant.

Somewhere among the mixture of actions spread across lost moments in time, you had commanded Majin to open a boom tube, and only now do the echoes of your words reach your mind.

Suddenly your suspended in the bright white of a boom tube, the feeling of the teleporting path almost feels comforting.

Almost, as you start to realize that you can't move, and neither can Warp who is suspended across from you.

“Wha... What have you done?!” He asks, his voice filled with fear as a single tear streams down his left cheek.

“MAJIN! YOU WANNA GET US OUT HERE OR WHAT?!” You scream down at your crotch, but as you look down you see the matter of the boom tube begin to tear, like a video screen unable to buffer a frame.

“ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERRORERRORERRORERROR-” Majin's voice shouts, but it increases its pitch and speed with every repeat of the phrase until it's nothing but white noise.

You frantically look up at Warp, but when you do you scream in horror once again.

Inside the bronze armor is a skull, as if the man had decayed to that point in a matter of seconds. With another passing moment, the skeleton within the armor dissolves into dust, while the armor is swallowed by the white void.

Then everything vanishes.

[CONTINUED IN THE NEXT POST]

>>2611703
Oh god damnit did we just gib ourselves?

>>2611703
Well that is one problem solved...i guess.

>>2611709
Nah, we just fucked with the space portion of a time space portal. So now we are probably going to get spat out somewhere thats spacially unstable.

>>2611709
>opening a boom tube in the middle of the timeline

Welp...we wanted to kick Vegas ass so...

>>2611709
We probably just opened up a rift between our universe and the Vegas universe.

>>2611723
So one of the Anti-monitors worlds?

>>2611723
Wait......
>>2611728
are we going to get to slaughter our faggot and evil alter ego? FUCK YEAH.....I hope we get teleported to the hero school before we show up there. I would love for a chance to mutilate that fuck for pulling a gun on Jinx

>>2611728
Probably. Either that or we just Flashpointed. Ah fuck if we end up face first in Manhatten's big blue dong I'm quitting

>>2611731
Ops?

>>2611735
Or we get there before he kills his universe version of Blackfire.

>>2611745
Oh even better......do you think she would be fine with fucking herself in a threesome, and more importantly, if we knocked up her other version, would we make a second Rena? Also, also important, would her alter ego be up for a few more, and would that be weird to our Blackfire?

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>>2611745
>>2611759
>two blakfires

>>2611735
Well look at it this way.
Pretty damn sure we are allot stronger than our coward counterpart. So ripping his head off should be pretty damn easy.

>>2611765
Why limit Reno to 2?

>>2611759
>..do you think she would be fine with fucking herself in a threesome,

Since our Blackfire loved making love with us i doubt she would deny another version of herself that pleasure.

>and more importantly, if we knocked up her other version, would we make a second Rena?

Not second Rena, because that would be another child (Reno toppled darkseid now he has kids with the same woman in different worlds)

>spoiler

Yes.

>>2611770
All Blackfires are belong to us.

>>2611759
Well it was stated our blackfire would be ok with more, if we threw ourselves into persuasion.

So probably once Rena hits 8 or 9.

>>2611776
>Not banging all the versions of Blackfire in the different timelines or different realities.
>Not having the biggest family from the multiverse
>Not wanting when the crisis of mutiple earthz happens all the Rena's from the different multi-universe come and say hi to her daddy.

>>2611790
the heck you on about?
Im just saying we could probably get Rena a inverse sibling in future.

>>2611794
again, what are you on about?
At no point did i suggest limiting ourselves.

>>2611790
By having infinite families we become the infinitely powerful Omni-Dad. Words crumble at our puns.

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>>2611703
Your eyes snap open with a gasp jumping out of your throat. In a panic you sit up from the ground, your arms patting all over your clothed body, and with a sigh of relief you confirm you're still in one piece.

“Master...”

You look down at the belt, relieved that its still functioning as well.

“I'm going to bury you alive. I'm going to burn you to cinders and bury you alive you complete fool. I can not believe what has transpired, nor that we are still alive. God help the human race and Tamaran, for they are in the hands of an imbecile.” It preaches in an exhausted voice, yet still full of venom.

Okay, now you're less relived.

“Glad you're okay too, asshat... So where, or when, are we?” You ask, taking a look around.

The room you're in is... A mess of pipes and valves. In fact, knowledge retained from building your tower tells you that this is a maintenance floor for a structures plumbing.

It all seems modern enough, but Majin has his own answer.

“How would I know? It's possible that you broke reality as we know it. All that we can say for sure is that we currently exist thanks to me, while the poor Warp has been erased from existence itself.”

“Erased?” You repeat after hearing it from Majin.
“Like... Totally gone?”

“Yes! That tends to happen when you try to travel through space and time simultaneously! You're lucky an oaf like you is in the presence of Apokalptian tech.” Majin angrily retorts.

“Who knows what this world could be... Damn it all, we could even-”

“Shh! I hear someone...” You silence your belt, as your ears pick up on two voices speaking frantically to one another.

You cautiously move deeper into the forest of copper pipes, stopping once you see a strange sight.

From where you stand, there's someone in a jester outfit with their back towards you. They're currently lifting the hatch of a circular duct, leaning their head into it and speaking some parting words into it.

“Get your shiny, bald head outta here! It's hurting my eyes.”

His voice is hauntingly familiar, and as he turns the realization burns across your throat.

Skin pale as a ghost.

Eyes wide with madness.

A smile far too wide and dressed blood-red.
It's him, The Joker!”

First he's shocked to see you, but soon his face matches yours, sharing an expression of pure rage and hatred.

“You..!” You both growl at each other. Wherever you are, whatever has happened... None of it matters, because in this moment it feels like you both are the last men on Earth, and one's about to expire!

A: “Thought you could hide from me with a costume change?! Not only are you going to die a coward, but an idiot as well!”

B: “I don't know where we are, but you're gonna rot here! I'll make sure of that!”

C: “Why'd Van Gogh become a painter? Remember the punchline?”

D: KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH!

>>2611814
>C: “Why'd Van Gogh become a painter? Remember the punchline?”

>>2611814
C: “Why'd Van Gogh become a painter? Remember the punchline?”

We broke everything, Man. Starfire is gonna be upset.

>>2611814
>C: “Why'd Van Gogh become a painter? Remember the punchline?”

>>2611814
>A
>C

>>2611814
>C: “Why'd Van Gogh become a painter? Remember the punchline?”

>Get your shiny, bald head outta here! It's hurting my eyes.

JOKER AND LUTHOR?!! Welp time to go berserk.

>>2611814
>C: “Why'd Van Gogh become a painter? Remember the punchline?”

>>2611814
>C: “Why'd Van Gogh become a painter? Remember the punchline?”
>>2611849
Reno proceeds to become so mad he destroys Earth-3 and becomes the new Anti-Monitor

>>2611821
>>2611825
>>2611828
>>2611831
>>2611840
>>2611854
>>2611867
Roll D100!

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>2611871

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>2611871

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>2611871

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2611871

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>2611871

>>2611875
>>2611876
Oh come on literaly rolled at the same time!!

>>2611875
>>2611876
Hey MP, what are the odds of rolls appearing at the exact same time?

>>2611891
I blame the boom tube we lefed in the timeline.

>>2611891
More often than what you think.

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>yfw still didn't pass the dc required.
>pic related mfw

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>>2611814
>C

“Why'd Van Gogh become a painter? Remember the punchline?” You ask, your right fist clenching extremely tight.


“...Wait, what?” Joker asks, the fury vanishing from his face and replaced with confusion.


“Tch, of course you wouldn't remember. You're a virus that's killed millions, can't remember every detail, right?!” Your grit your teeth, his reaction only making you angrier.

“Oh, that's a bold claim coming from psychotic brat like you.” He retorts, staring daggers into you.

“Especially after you wiped Bludhaven off the face of the Earth... I might die here, but I'm dragging you to hell with me so you don't hurt anyone else!”

“... Wait, what?” You mimic him from moments ago.

“I didn't do anything in Bludhaven, in fact I'd never go to that shithole. If anyone would wipe out an entire city, it'd be you, Joker!”

“It's JESTER, you dunce, and you can't blame your crimes on me!” He snaps back.

Your head is swimming in anger and confusion. What the hell is going on? Is he trying to pin what he's done on you? Why the name change? You're starting to think you actually broke reality!

“Looks like you brought some friends too... What's wrong, Vegas? Still too afraid to fight me alone?” He taunts, pointing a baton with a miniature jester head at the tip, its tiny belled hat jingling as gestures to something behind you.

You turn your head, only to see two costumed heroes at your back, leading you to assume they're from the Justice League.

However, you've never seen these two members before. One is a woman with golden hair, dressed in a white battle dress with giant wings fluttering out of her back. She has a sword of fire raised, as if preparing to strike.

The other is... A martian? You think he's a martian, but he looks kind of inbred compared to the two you're familiar with. His eyes are bulbous and spread apart, and beneath them is a massive jaw filled with crooked teeth. At his sides are four arms in golden bracers, making you think that he stole the idea from your Raijin outfit.

Your eyes narrow. First Joker, or Jester, or whatever the hell he calls himself... First that clown gets your name wrong, and now the Justice League is here to stop you from beating this scumbag to death.

You're starting to get really pissed.

A: “BACK OFF! The clown is mine to kill, and I'm not about to let you tattle to Batman while I rip him apart!”

B: “My name is RENO! Carry it with you to hell so they'll know who sent you!”

C: “Who the hell are you two? You guys new to the league or...”

D: Stay quiet. See what they do.

>>2611950
>C: “Who the hell are you two? You guys new to the league or...”

>>2611950
>D: Stay quiet. See what they do.

>>2611950

C: “Who the hell are you two? You guys new to the league or...”

>>2611950
>C

When is Reno going to remember what Rena told him about the different universes and the mutiple crises that she was told about?

>>2611950
>A: “BACK OFF! The clown is mine to kill, and I'm not about to let you tattle to Batman while I rip him apart!”

>>2611950
>A

>>2611950
>C: “Who the hell are you two? You guys new to the league or...”

>>2611950
>A: “BACK OFF! The clown is mine to kill, and I'm not about to let you tattle to Batman while I rip him apart!”

>>2611950
D.

>>2611954
>>2611961
>>2611965
>>2611983
Roll D100!

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>2611996
Sometimes Reno...

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>2611996

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>2611996
F

>>2612001
>>2612003
Can't get a break.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>2611996

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>2611996

>>2612009
You have got to be kidding me

>>2612004
>>2612010
See >>2611311

>>2612060
Positive point. Maybe Jester will manage to survive, if we work as a distraction to him?

>>2611950
>C

The two cause you to raise an eyebrow.

“Who the hell are you two? You guys new to the league or...”

The angelic one raises the sword higher in a swift motion, tries to slice across your chest!

You're quick to react, however, and you block the strike with your wrist with little effort.

“What. The. Fuck.” Is all you can manage to say at her sudden attack. You don't even care that sword is causing the sleeve of your fine blazer to catch fire, you just keep your eyes full of hatred locked on her.

“The Joker is standing right there, and you swing this matchstick at me?!” You furiously bark, but the woman merely shows a look of contempt.

“Orders are orders, Vegas. Owlman gave us clear instruction that if you were ever to escape Jump City and avoid his methods of stopping you, we were to destroy you immediately.” She answers, speaking with authority in her voice.

“Vegas?! Do you think you're clever?! My name is Reno, and when I get a hold of Superman you're going to wish you never grew those wings!” You shout at her, the flames on your suit burning hotter against your synthetic flesh.

“And who is Owlman?! Because I-”

You're interrupted by a double fisted punch to the face, sending you flying off your feet and into Jester!

With both of you soaring from they blow, you both eventually hit a wall of piping and tumble to the floor next to each other, sharing a long groan of pain. A larger pipe among the mass on the wall cracks from the blow, spewing enough hot steam over you to put out the fire burning on your clothes.

Laying on your stomach, you begin to prop yourself up with one arm while your other hand clutches your pain-filled face.

All you can do is grunt through clenched teeth, your eyes wide as your skull is plagued with confusion and agony.

“Kid... Ungh... Listen...” Jester groans at you, trying to pull himself off the ground as well.

“I don't know where you're from, but I'm not who you think I am, and you're definitely not who I think you are.”

You don't respond, you just stare ahead at the silhouettes of the attackers through the steam hiding you. Through the fingers covering your face, you watch as they come closer, the fire from the woman's sword beginning to shine through the fog.

“We can figure out the details between us later, but for right now we need to either get out of here or deal with those two, otherwise we're both dead!”
A: “HENSHIN!”

B: “I'm going to punch through the floor. If you die, you die, but that's our way out.”

>>2612092
A: “HENSHIN!”

>>2612092
>A: “HENSHIN!”

>>2612092
>A: “HENSHIN!”
Thinking on it, the amount of times Blackfire probably avoids using the words "henshin" roughly translates into much be a VERY large number

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>>2611266
I like to think Majin's voice sounds like pic related.

>>2612092
>A: “HENSHIN!”

>>2612092
>A: “HENSHIN!”
Lets thin the herd a bit.

Only Reno could punch his way from one timeline to the next just to fight someone.

>>2612092
>A: "HENSHIN!"

Oooh boy. Let's rock this shit!

>>2612092
>A

>>2612109
The fact we didn't land directly into a fight, swinging the whole way is honestly a miracle

>>2612092
>A
it's jobbing time

>>2612092
>A: “HENSHIN!”
I hope we can break her sword with a real weapon

>>2612104
He's going to be so happy. Reno finnaly has a reason to go all out and not hold back.

>>2612133
I hope we can steal her sword. Although our beam Katana is way cooler then her's.

>>2612134
And go all out we shall.

>>2612097
>>2612101
>>2612103
>>2612105
>>2612106
>>2612110
>>2612112
>>2612124
>>2612133
Roll D100+10!!!

>>2612134
I just remembered that Majin can also communicate with other Mother-Boxes.
Things are about to get very hectic.

Rolled 79 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2612139

Rolled 81 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2612139

Rolled 89 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2612139

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>2612139

Rolled 95 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2612139

Rolled 74 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2612139

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>>2612143

>>2612141
>>2612142
>>2612143
Reno might not be the cleverest boy, but he can HENSHIN! with the best of 'em!

>>2612143
>>2612142
>>2612141
Hot damn, we must be fucking ready to do this shit
>>2612145
and this must be Majin's murder boner, little guy probably realizes what's up.

>>2612143
>99
So I guess we kill em all?

>>2612150
>Majin's drawing from the Warp instead of the Source
>"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD RENO! PRAISE KHORNE FOR HE IS ALL THAT IS COMBAT!"

>>2612153
Except Jester. We need to figure it out what is going on and were we are.

>>2612154
.......Chaos, is that you? Because fuck the mad pansies, for our wife, ftfy

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>>2612159
>Chaos
McSirman? Because that ain't me.

>>2612167
>Because that ain't me.
Wow, what an insult then.

>>2612143
Time to engage in some unadulterated violence!

>>2612170
Chaos is working on his DnD char right now.

>>2612192
Is his group running ToA?

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>>2612092
>A

You slowly stand to your feet, taking your hand way from the swelling on your face.

Majin's chuckling can be heard, clearly reveling in the situation.

“You may be a fool, but I LOVE it when you're boiling with hatred!”

Your hands open, and soon the building begins to rumble.

The two approaching figures stop as the pipes begin to frantically rattle around them, red currents of electricity starting to spark off the conductive rods.

The energy soon fires off from the pipes and strike into the steam, filling the room with ear splitting cracks of lighting as you leech off the power in the building!

Soon it ceases, and with a flicker of the room's lighting you become filled to the brim with power.

It's quiet now, quiet enough to hear the arrival of a demon!

“HENSHIN!”

All that can be seen through the fog is a red flash, and the scream of you belt introducing you!

“DENCHIIIIIIIII!!!!!!”

You decide that you're a special kind of pissed right now, which means that these punching bags deserve a special introduction!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UDapUtM0Kw

"Men tremble! Women cry!"
"As lightning flashes across the sky!"
"The Angels weep! The Devils cheer!"
"For the ferryman of Hell is here!"
"To those caught in the storm: Prepare to die!"


You suddenly leap from the fog, your knees tucked towards your chest in a fast somersault as you emerge!

Suddenly you descend with a boot extended, diving heel-first into the Martian!

Your Rider Kick lands directly in the stupidly-huge moth of his, creating a splash of blood and teeth around your foot as you drive him headfirst into the ground!

However, you're far from finished, as you decide to plant your other foot on his torso and ride him down the passage like a skateboard!

You eventually give a ruthless tug and pull your foot free of his near-toothless gums, flipping backwards off of him while he crashes head first into the opposite wall of pipes, his skull audibly clanging against the wall of brass!

After your dramatic attack, you turn to the angel who's clutching the blade close to her chest in a defensive stance while her face fills with uncertainty.

You simply smirk behind your helmet and point a thumb towards yourself.


"BLACK RIDER BATTERY HAS ARRIVED!"

[Continued in the next post!]

>>2612199
Nah, Homebrew. I already did ToA twice and I am not about to go through that hellhole again.

>>2612251
YOOOO~ Oh it feels so good. Being so long since we went all out .

>>2612251
>stupidly-huge moth

>>2612251
“What's the matter? You look scared.” You taunt, slowly stalking towards her.

“I was hoping my intro would lighten the mood a little. I mean, the clown's act was a total flop!”

“HEY!” You hear Jester shout from the cover of the fog, but you ignore him.

The angel has no response, she simply flaps her wings and lifts herself off the ground, turning the fiery sword's tip towards you in preparation to strike!

A: Let her try. You'll snap that sword like a twig.

B: Bolt blink seconds before her blade makes contact. Maybe she'll stab her little green friend.

C: “Tell me, who do you work for? I'm going to need them to pay for a new suit.”

D: “You know, I'm not really the murderous type, but I doubt either of you can be considered a real challenge. If you bow and ask for forgiveness now, I'll let you fly away without a scratch.”

>>2612291
Oh, how ironic it is to call something stupid and then misspell it!

Should be mouth*!

>>2612309
>A: Let her try. You'll snap that sword like a twig.

>>2612309
>A: Let her try. You'll snap that sword like a twig.

>>2612309
>B: Bolt blink seconds before her blade makes contact. Maybe she'll stab her little green friend.

>>2612309
>B: Bolt blink seconds before her blade makes contact. Maybe she'll stab her little green friend.

Martians should still hate fire, and her sword is a-burnin.

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>>2612309
>A: Let her try. You'll snap that sword like a twig.
After riding Inbred Martian like a skateboard and taunting, we need to keep our Style meter up.
Also, managed to catch another session again, finaly

>>2612309
>A

>>2612309
>B: Bolt blink seconds before her blade makes contact. Maybe she'll stab her little green friend.

>>2612309
>B

I don't want to damage ourselfs besides. I want to keep that sword as a souvenir.Also i'm partialy aware that Hawk girls stuff is like high-tech+ magic if we get a magic upgrade that would be awesome

>>2612309
>A: Let her try. You'll snap that sword like a twig.
Which Superman is in this universe?

>>2612309
A.

>>2612309
>B

Please do not try to catch the magic flaming sword by the blade.

>>2612309
>A: Let her try. You'll snap that sword like a twig.
>C: “Tell me, who do you work for? I'm going to need them to pay for a new suit.”
Business and pleasure can work together, but only when we look stylish, and our suits are fucking expensive.
>>2612337
Of course not, we're gonna use our blades and cut it in half, then her head.

>>2612326
>>2612325
But with B we make her kill the Martian. Also it makes her stay with her back to us so we can rip her wings, just like Kratos does with the valkyries.

>>2612337
Apparently anons will do it anyway. Because they are idiota. But not that it matters we just need to roll high...right?

>>2612332
Ultraman.

>>2612337
Well we managed to block it in the intro using our naked skin no less.

>>2612355
>Bring Kom back the severed wings
>"Hey babe, I stole these from an angel after timetraveling through the power of punch. How was your day?"

>>2612369
You think she would just believe it, ask questions, or just shake her head and ask if he did anything to damage reality by accident while he was out?

>>2612369
Well Ok, you sold me on it.

>>2612309
>B. Bolt blink seconds before her blade makes contact. Maybe she'll stab her little green friend.

>>2612316
>>2612318
>>2612325
>>2612326
>>2612332
>>2612333
>>2612345
Roll D100!

>>2612355
>Wanting to be crazy angry Kratos instead of Cuhrayzee.
On the other hand if we snap her sword in half with our hands while going "nice knife" she will be disarmed, and she'll be left open for a counter.
>>2612337
>>2612360
You guys do realize we blocked the fire sword just moments ago and the only harm came from our nice suit sleeve burning, right? You guys really think it'll do anything now after we've henshin'd up?

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2612386

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>2612386

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2612386

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>2612386

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>2612386

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>2612386

>>2612392
99nobles.png

>>2612392
Well fuck the naysayers, we're getting some flying chicken woman for dinner tonight.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>2612386
Time to let it rip!

>>2612392
YO, THAT NIGGA DEAD

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>>2612392
We finally found it guys. A world where Battery rolls consistently well.

>>2612387
Yeah i realized only afterward that we managed to to that. But if we destroy the sword we don't get to rip her wings off.

>>2612400
>>2612402
I'd rather just scare the crap outta her.

>>2612405
>Reno only rolls well in the Darkest Timeline
Figures...

What if we steal the wings and cyberize them to the suit...

>>2612405
That's because we aren't going lethal yet. Just you wait what our dice will be once we find out that Vegas killed this reality Blackfire.

>>2612414
If i recall Majin could use meta-human dna to replicate their powers. So...maybe we can? I dunno probably will need a roll but we can already fly without wings.

>>2612414
>Get new form out of God of War shenanigans.
I like the way you think. How else are we gonna fly while we face down big blue?

>>2612407
How do you figure? her weapon will be broken but she'd still be in the fight, it can still happen.

>>2612424
>>2612423
Oh well fuck me. The wings will still make for better imagery if we do a rider kick while they're spread out

>>2612423
At the very least we could show them to Amazo
>"Yo, Amaze-bro, Mega Man these chicken wings"

>>2612434
Amazo already has Supermen fligth anon...


>>2612427
Can be used as a shield and most likely we will be able to raindown bladed feathers to enemies.

>>2612442
He could, like, punch with his wings or somethin, I dunno.

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>>2612444
Thank god our Amazo didn't end up like his JLU counterpart.
That was fucked up before he got Lex'd.

>>2612450
Well we still need to face Doomsday...

>>2612471
JLU Doomsday, DoSM Doomsday, or BvS Doomsday?

>>2612475
Whatever Doomsday MP will show to us afterwe end this arc.

>>2612309
>A

She rushes forward, a mess of feathers flying off her wings as she bullets towards you!

Just when she thinks she's about to impale you, your right hand clasps over the blade, holding it inches away from the right side of your chest!

“Hmm? What's wrong? You're so close!” You mock, watching as her face starts to contorts into fear mixed with frustration while she desperately tries to tug the sword free from your vice-like grip!

“Nonono, PUSH the blade forward! That's how you use it!” You laugh at her, panicked yells mixing with the grunts!

“Okay, clearly you aren't getting it. You could've killed me, but since you didn't now you're in big trouble!”

With a shout and a swift chop from your arm, the blades along your wrist cut clean through the once magical weapon!

The angelic woman gasps as the two halves of the sword hit the ground with a soft clunk, the fire rising from it dying instantly from its destruction.

“Oh we're not done yet!” You announce as you quickly snatch one of her ears between two fingers and tug her towards you!

She shrieks as you rest on one knee and pull her down onto her lap, pulling an arm behind her back as she tries to struggle out of the embarrassing position.

Your free hand is raised high above your head, trembling with electrical currents before casting it down onto her dress-covered rump!

“DON'T! TELL! MY! WIFE! ABOUT! THIS!” You shout with every brutal spank, and in tune with your shouts the angel screams in excruciating pain!

It gets to the point where the cloth covering her buttocks ignites, as well as red splotches of blood appearing from her severely beaten cheeks!

“NOW GO PUT YOUR NOSE IN THE CORNER!” You shout, and with one last slap to her backside you launch her further down the passage!

Smoke fumes from her backside as she's sent tumbling down the path, her body rapidly smaking against the hard floor painfully as she ragdolls!

It only ceases when her body collides with the Martian trying to get back on his feet, causing him to once again crash painfully against the wall.

You rub your hands together, making a few sparks fly off between your palms as you look back towards Jester.

He has a wide smile on his face, but it's also as if he's never seen anything like this. It gives you the feeling that these two aren't supposed to be so easily beaten.

And he's right, as the two once again stagger to their feet, the contempt returning to their beaten faces ready to fight once more.

“Clown!”

Jester turns his attention to you, a serious look replacing the wide grin.

“If you got a place in mind, we should probably get going. I don't think these losers are alone.” You inform him, and he gives you a nod.

“Don't worry, I got just the place...” He informs you, a confident smile appearing across his red lips.

[TO BE CONTINUED!]

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That's all for this week! I hope you anons are excited for the adventures we'll have in Earth 3!

Thank you all for voting and reading! I'll stick around to answer some questions before I flop onto my bed!

>>2612506
MP what the fuck...?
Magical Realm as all hell.
Or, at the very least, Silver Age as fuck.

>>2612506
spanking?

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>>2612506
>Bending your female enemies over your knee and spanking them to the point they launch off
>Reno became pic related
I approve of your taste QM
We need to start calling our right arm "The God Hand"

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>Your free hand is raised high above your head, trembling with electrical currents before casting it down onto her dress-covered rump!

>“DON'T! TELL! MY! WIFE! ABOUT! THIS!” You shout with every brutal spank, and in tune with your shouts the angel screams in excruciating pain!

Blackfire must never know about this...

>>2612532
Wut? That very tamed and the girl didn't even enjoy it. I bet The evil wonderwoman would like that though...

Also at least we made a angel woman cry. By beating her rump!

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>>2612532
>>2612538
>>2612539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JySGRUFKlk0

Very good game!

>>2612567
It's just... not what I thought that
>A: Let her try. You'll snap that sword like a twig.
was going to lead to.

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>>2612576
It's what a 99 leads to!

>>2612506
I wonder who the angel is? I remember the inbred Martian guy was one of the Crime Syndicate’s leaders, but I don’t recall her showing up at any point.

>>2612572
>>2612586
Don't you have writing mistakes to regret, Mach Spank?

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>>2612517
Good run Mach
>>2612532
>>2612538
>>2612552
>>2612555
>>2612567

>>2612572
Knew it. You're not Alexander, but your style is impetuous
Thread 43 theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFSen7DRQWU

>>2612589
Evil!Hawkgirl, prolly.

>>2612576
It was the less deadly take down. I think B would be the one were we finished then. I eill be real.i would rather kill these two but maybe leting then believe Vegas is helping Jester and Luthor might be a better move.

>>2612589
>>2612593
Yes! Her name is Angelique and she's Earth 3 Hawkgirl!

>>2612590
Every waking moment of my life!

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>>2612517
Bully Cass? Bully Cass.

>>2612589
The angel is evil!Hawkgirl.

>>2612627
Alway bully Cass.

>>2612627
Never not bully Cass.

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>>2612506
It's times like these where I remember just how much of a lovable asshole Reno is. I'm glad being a family man/galactic conqueror didn't change that.

>>2612627
>Not bullying all of Earth 3 for its retarded transgressions.
>there are people who don't think Reno has gone full on power overwhelming in the timeskip.

>>2612506

When we meet the heroes of this Universe, we have to give them our full name and title.

Reno, Liberator and King of Tamaran, Emperor of the Dominion of Tamaran, Wielder of the Majesty of the Old Gods and New, Consumer of the Reach, CEO of ONI INC and Current title-holder of MetaBrawl and Street Fighter world Champion. Also world's best Dad, Third-best baker of sweets (fuck you AMAZO and Star, cookies are cheating), Great husband, former genocider and destroyer of Koi ponds and Gardens.

Also known as Black Rider Raijin or Susanoo the wielder of Kusanagi.

When we finally fight Vegas, we have to be sure to criticize him for his lack of pastry skills and inability to make a proper strudel or Wagashi with Machta.

What i really want to do if we get to meet the Luthor of this world is change the teleportation between earths to help him out and instead of having him go to the Justice League we grab our royal guards, plus our friends from the metabrawl (promising then a part of the good we will get from this earth), which will be charged to the Unite States president of earth-3, Slade Wilson, for a reward to eliminate the crime sindicate. We will ask the payement to be in jewels (any valuable stone of gem) and gold to deal with it. And maybe we can ask Blackfire with she wants to come and be part os a multiverse conquering.

>>2613004
i think of we are going by the movie the only heroes alive in earth-3 by this time are only Jester and Luthor.

>>2613004
Oh yeah, I forgot we destroyed the yard before we left......do you think the heroes would be cool if we chilled here, killed their big bads, and wait for Blackfire to calm down, if we tell them?

>>2613183
You know what's better than being the queen of Tamaran, being the queen of two. CATS LIKE BRIBES.

>>2613062

Damn, that sucks. I think there might be more, since there was mention of Father Blood previously. I don't think its gotten to the point that Luthor creates multi-dimensional travel yet.

>>2613224
Jester mentions a we wiped Bludhaven off the face of the Earth... i think that was the town were brotherblood had his superhero school.

Funny thing the Superwoman from Crisis on Two Earths is Mary Batson.

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