You close the door behind you as you step back into your home, humming a tune over the chaos just outside.

As you step past the foyer, you're soon greeted by your now dressed wife carrying a smiling Rena, her heels clacking against the wooden floor.

“Hey baby, can you take Rena to Aunt Kori's? I have to meet with the Light in a few minutes and I don't want to be late.” She asks you sweetly as your daughter excitedly fidgets in Blackfire's arms.

“I want to play with Auntie's friends!” She happily chirps.


“Uhh...” You start to say, rubbing your chin.

A: “I've actually got some things I need to take care of today. In fact, I was gonna discuss future Metabrawl fights with Umi over at Lain's shop.”

B: “Wait... Shouldn't WE be meeting with The Light? As in the both of us?”

C: “Of course! I want to visit with your sister as well. There's a few things I want to have a discussion about a certain Dick...”

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>>2591327
>C: “Of course! I want to visit with your sister as well. There's a few things I want to have a discussion about a certain Dick...”

>>2591327
Would starfire come here to pick her up?
If she will, I'll vote

>A

But if not, I'll vote

>C

>>2591327
>C: "Of course!"

Oooh yes.

>>2591327
>A

>>2591327
>B: “Wait... Shouldn't WE be meeting with The Light? As in the both of us?”

>>2591327
>C

>>2591327
>C

>>2591327
>C
...uh
>B
I mean I'll do it, but...

>>2591376
Do you really want to go and deal with Lex?

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>>2591327
>C

“Oh... Of course! I want to visit with your sister as well. There's a few things I want to have a discussion about a certain Dick...”

“RENO!” Blackfire scowls at you, covering Rena's ear.

“You can't talk about the stuff around our fuhhh... fuff-fuffing daughter! Besides, I seriously doubt she'd agree to something like that, nor would I for that matter.”

You feel your face turn red.

“I... I was talking about Dick Grayson.” You quietly explain.

“... Oh! Well, in that case feel free.” She calmly responds, her face instantly returning to the smile of a loving mother as she hands you Rena.

“Okay, mommy's got to go now. You be good for your daddy and auntie, alright?” She sweetly asks, leaning forward and planting a kiss on her daughter's forehead.

“Mmm-hmm!” Rena quickly nods.

“Bye-bye mommy, I love you!”

“Bye-bye sweetie! You two have fun!” She gives both a wave as she heads out the door...

The same door everyone's training in front of.

You reach out and try to warn her, but it's far too late.

“... WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! AMAZO-AMAZO YOU STOP WHATEVER THAT IS RIGHT NOW! OH MY GOD! THE KOIS! MY GARDEN!”

You wince with every shout, feeling yourself shrink with every word.

“WHO'S THE DUMB-ASS WHO STARTED THIS?!... What? WHAT?!” You hear her shriek, looks like your loyal guardsmen ratted you out.

“GRAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! RENOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!”

You feel parts of the house shake from that roar, but you've already brought up a boomtube for you and the now trembling Rena to escape through.

On the other side of the tube is...

A: The interior of Titan's tower! You want the quickest way there!

B: Somewhere on the streets of Jump City! You don't want to just barge into the tower!

C: ANYWHERE! AS LONG AS YOU'RE AWAY FROM YOUR SOON TO BE RAMPAGING WIFE!

D: [Write in]

>>2591479
>D: The ground zero of were Rena (our sister) blew the old HIVE headquarters.

It was one of the couple places we used to feel safe.

>>2591479
>C: ANYWHERE! AS LONG AS YOU'RE AWAY FROM YOUR SOON TO BE RAMPAGING WIFE!

>Besides, I seriously doubt she'd agree to something like that, nor would I for that matter

Did she...did Black though we were asking about a threesome with her and her sister?

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>>2591498
yes

>>2591479
A: The interior of Titan's tower! You want the quickest way there!

RUNNNNNN NIGGAH RUNNNN

>>2591479
>B: Somewhere on the streets of Jump City! You don't want to just barge into the tower!
>>2591503
I like how civil she was about it like ... oh no she's thought about it

>>2591479
>B

>>2591506
>>2591517
Roll D100 !

>>2591479
>B: Somewhere on the streets of Jump City! You don't want to just barge into the tower!

Get some ice cream on the way there.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>2591527

>>2591506
She is a Tamaranean having mutiple relationships is in their culture.

Also why do i think that C is going to lead us right into Stars bedroom.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>2591527

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>2591527

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>2591527

>>2591534
Sharing your husband with your sister is part of their culture too?

>>2591534
Yeah but not with your sister

>>2591544
It’s not incest as long as snatches don’t touch.

>>2591591
But what if they scissor with Reno's dick between them?

>>2591544
>>2591546

Maybe not the husband but we are king.So there is nothing wrong in sharing your king with your sister.

>>2591616
Harems are shit delet now

>>2591620
It's not harem with only three people. But i won't dig deep into it and stop this discussion here.

>>2591434
Do we want Blackfire to deal with him on her own?
I question wisdom of doing any business with him whatsoever. The man is notoriously scummy.

>>2591645
And a know xenophobic. I still want to use the Elites to fuck with The Light somehow, maybe envolving Star would be a good idea?

>>2591479
Well fuck, it was cute while it lasted....now I want a sitcom with the life and times of Reno and his family.

>>2591658
Do you think she practices posing with Rena?

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>>2591479
>B

It'd be rude to just barge in on Starfire, so you try to focus on a place familiar within Jump City to escape to!

You jump through the boom tube as fast as possible, fleeing into the white light of the portal without concern of where you might end up!

**

Your loafers land with an audible “clunk” as they hit the armored floor paneling beneath you...

Wait, what?

“Uhmm, daddy? Where are we?” Rena quietly asks, you and her both taking a look around the room you're in.

It seems to be in a half-sphere shape, with curved walls stretching high above you both. Currently you're standing in a rectangular floor surrounded by railings and steps descending into the arena-like floor. Beyond the short stairs are walls decorated in various weapons ad equipment, but just in front of what seems to be the exit door is an elevated computer terminal looking over the ring.

That's when you figure it out.

“We're in a training room, I think...” You answer, still taking in the place.

“But who's training room is it?” You ask yourself, and soon you get an answer.

“HEY!”

You turn to the sound of a child's voice shouting at you, your eyes having trouble finding him until you glance down.

It's... A Robin? That is, a different Robin. He has the standard gaudy clothing and colors of a traditional Robin, but the kid's got a katanna pointed at you and your daughter!

The blade gleams in the room's fluorescent lighting, and in its sharp edge you can even see your daughter's reflection.

“Who are you?” Robin asks, his small eyes narrowing behind the mask.

“I'm Rena! I'm five!” She says with a smile, but it quickly fades when Robin's eyes only get more tense.

“And I'm uh... Her father.” You answer nervously. Are you in the batcave?! How'd this happen?! You tried to focus Jump City, but if you're in Batman's home... Well, it could get ugly.

“I didn't ask if you were her dad. Tell me who you are!” the young Robin shouts, turning the blade in a threatening manner.

A: Give him the Black Rider Battery introduction.

B: “Reno, Reno Anders. What's your name, little guy?”

C: “Look, I'm sorry for showing up here uninvited. See, I was trying to reach Jump City and go to Titan's tower, but I guess my wires got crossed somehow...”

D: “Now hold on just a minute! Why don't you put that weapon away and show some respect to us! I know we kind of barged in here, but that's no reason to be rude!”

E: [Write in]

[Good news everyone! My plans got canceled so now I can run for the entire day!]

>>2591749
>C: “Look, I'm sorry for showing up here uninvited. See, I was trying to reach Jump City and go to Titan's tower, but I guess my wires got crossed somehow...”

>>2591749
>Ah shit, I'm in a..cave? Fuck, you mind telling me where I am. Trying to get to the titans towers also put your weapon down theres a kid here you moron.

>>2591749
>A: Give him the Black Rider Battery introduction.
C: “Look, I'm sorry for showing up here uninvited. See, I was trying to reach Jump City and go to Titan's tower, but I guess my wires got crossed somehow...”

>>2591749
>B: “Reno, Reno Anders. What's your name, little guy?”

>>2591749
>C: “Look, I'm sorry for showing up here uninvited. See, I was trying to reach Jump City and go to Titan's tower, but I guess my wires got crossed somehow...”

>>2591749
>C

Ah man we just pulled a Dick

>>2591749
>"Uh, did I accidentally get in the Bat Cave? Sorry bout that, had to escape the misses, she's uh......I really messed up at home and just kind of ran away for our lives before she broke my spine. Tell Bruce I said hi, oh and tell him Rena says hi too."
>Open another Boom Tube and leave.

>>2591749
>C: “Look, I'm sorry for showing up here uninvited. See, I was trying to reach Jump City and go to Titan's tower, but I guess my wires got crossed somehow...”
Deflect. If we give our name first he'll fight probably

>[Good news everyone! My plans got canceled so now I can run for the entire day!]

THIS IS THE BEST TIMELINE!!

>>2591749
>B: “Reno, Reno Anders. What's your name, little guy?”
Welp, I guess now is a good time to say hi to Cass and Bruce.

>>2591764
Don't say fuck with our baby girl here anon. Watch your language.

>>2591749
>C: “Look, I'm sorry for showing up here uninvited. See, I was trying to reach Jump City and go to Titan's tower, but I guess my wires got crossed somehow...”

>>2591749
>C

You set Rena down and rub the back of your head nervously.

“Look, I'm sorry for showing up here uninvited. See, I was trying to reach Jump City and go to Titan's tower, but I guess my wires got crossed somehow...” You try to explain with a friendly smile.

“... This is Titan's tower. You're in the training room.” He answers sternly.

Seriously?! You were trying to do the exact opposite of this! Maybe your head was too clouded with fear to get your destination right.

“So, why'd you two break in here? Your portal picked a bad place to end up.” The kid coldly informs you, still refusing to put his guard down.

“We didn't break in!” Rena shouts at him, her cheeks puffing up angrily.

“We're here to see my aunt! Do you know where my Auntie Kori is?”

Robin looks at her for a moment, but then he shifts a now hateful gaze to you.

“If she's Starfire's niece, that makes Blackfire your wife... Battery.”

You raise an eyebrow at him.

“Yeah..? Is there a problem? This is just a family visit.” You respond, keeping yourself under control.

“From what I've read about Blackfire and you, I doubt that.”

Damien's stance shifts, planting himself firmly against the ground.

“If you don't want to die, I'd go ahead and surrender.”

A: “What?! Who raised you to be so rude? I ought to call your father.”

B: “Ohohoho, that's rich. I appreciate you putting on a brave and heroic show on for my daughter, but I ought to find Starfire now. So, if you could tell me where she is...

C: “Kid, if you don't put that thing down and apologize to my daughter for pointing it at her, I'm going to break your jaw.”

D: [Write in]

>>2591839
>A: “What?! Who raised you to be so rude? I ought to call your father.”
>bruce would be very disapointed in you

>>2591839
>A: “What?! Who raised you to be so rude? I ought to call your father.”

Aw look he think he's a threat. That's just fucking adorable.

>>2591839
>A: “What?! Who raised you to be so rude? I ought to call your father.”
>C: “Kid, if you don't put that thing down and apologize to my daughter for pointing it at her, I'm going to break your jaw.”
Go full dad mode on him.
>Also get out our phone and have Rena talk to Aunt Kori and let her know her new pet Robin is bullying her niece.

>>2591839
>A

To funny to not pick this up.

>>2591839
>B: “Ohohoho, that's rich. I appreciate you putting on a brave and heroic show on for my daughter, but I ought to find Starfire now. So, if you could tell me where she is...

>>2591839
>C: “Kid, if you don't put that thing down and apologize to my daughter for pointing it at her, I'm going to break your jaw.”

>>2591839
>A: “What?! Who raised you to be so rude? I ought to call your father.”

>>2591839
>D: "Kid, if I was here to attack the titans I wouldn't have brought my daughter with that is way to dangerous, and my wife would kill me."

>>2591839
>D: "Well I know when I'm unwanted, unlike a certain group of people, so I'll go ahead and leave. Have fun with Aunt Kori Rena, and if Mr.Grumpy starts anything, just put your sparing lessons to use."
Then boom tube away.

>>2591844
Support

>>2591839
>A
>D: and if you don't quit pointing that at my daughter we're going to have a problem. You want me to tell Bruce you were threatening a 5 year old with a katana that really wishes it was a jian?

>>2591979
Jian?

>>2591999
It's a straight Chinese longsword.
Double edged.

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>>2592068
So wait Reno is chinese? I though he was half-japanese because he also uses a beam-katana in his Susano form.

>>2592102
He's Japanese, this>>2592068
is a Chinese weeb.

>>2592102
I thought Reno was just a massive weeb

>>2592111
He got inducted into a gang called The Oni run by actual Japanese people. The odds were 50/50

>>2592111
Can't japanese be weebs?

>>2592111
He's both. His dad was Japanese and his mom was Native American.

I'd like to imagine that he inherited his weebiness from his mom, who herself was a massive weeb.

>>2592119
>He's both. His dad was Japanese and his mom was Native American.
El Monstro...

>>2591839
>A: “What?! Who raised you to be so rude? I ought to call your father.”

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>>2591839
>A

Your brow furrows. Where the hell did this kid get a mouth like that?!

“What?! Who raised you to be so rude? I ought to call your father.” You beg scolding him, and soon you see Rena lean forward as she puts her tiny hands on her hips.

“Yeah, and my daddy will beat yours up!” She joins you in the scolding, the act almost making you crack a smile.

“Go ahead, I'm sure Batman wouldn't mind a piece of you too.” He spits, and his response cause you and your daughter to go wide-eyed.

“Batman's you're dad?!” You both blurt out, but Rena's the only one who has anything else to add.

“THAT'S SO COOL!” She shouts, lifting off the ground and getting in Robin's face.

“WHAT KIND OF CEREAL DOES HE LIKE? WHAT'S HIS FAVORITE GAME TO PLAY? DOES HE READ YOU BEDTIME STORIES TOO? WHO'S YOUR MOMMY?” She fires off a barrage of questions that cause the edgy boy's face to turn red with embarrassment and lower his sword.

“Agh! G-Get off me!” Robin struggles, trying to push away the alien that's clearly way too strong for him to take on.

“What is going on in here?!”

You jerk your head around to the familiar honey-filled voice of Starfire, standing in the doorway with her arms folded.

Time has treated her well, much like your wife. She's grown from the puppy-dog eyed naive girl she once was and turned into a gorgeous, young woman who now leads the Teen Titans. When she sees you, her rosy lips curling upward into a friendly smile.

“Oh, Reno. That explains it.” She jests, but then her emerald eyes light up at the sight of her niece.

“AUNTIEEE!!!”

“Ohh, my sweet little Bumgorf!” Starfire joins her niece in squealing in joy, the two lifting off the ground with delight.

Unlike you and Rena's mother, who simply brace for the impact of one of her hugs, Starfire simply flies forward in a crash of love and giggles.

Their strong bodies make a loud impact sound when they embrace each other, but neither seem in pain as the twirl around in a warm hug.

You smirk back at Robin, who looks like a pissed little brat.

“On a scale of one to ten, how stupid do you feel?” You smugly ask.
[Continued in next post! Sorry for the delay!]

>>2592143
Hnnng, Rena too cute, she can never learn to weaponise it, the universe will not be able to stop her.
>Starfire simply flies forward in a crash of love and giggles.
STOP DAMINT, MY BLACK HEART CANT TAKE IT!

>“On a scale of one to ten, how stupid do you feel?” You smugly ask.

Smug Reno is the best.

>DOES HE READ YOU BEDTIME STORIES TOO?
>Batman reading bedtime stories.

My sides have reached orbit.

>>2592165
I felt pretty good about this line. Then I realized we're a grown man taunting a 12 year old.

>>2592182
A edgy 12 year old, so that's fine

>>2592182
He's Bruce's kid, we can fuck with him.

>that moment when you realize a know villain is more a father figure them your hero dad.

>>2592208
He doesn't get it yet, give him a few minuets stalking us around the base to get super fucking depressed. Then watch as we put a woopie cushion on every chair he is about to sit on with our Boomtube.

>>2592208

>Be Damien
> Realized A baddie is better than his dad
>Want to go with mom but stuck here
>Want to be mad at Reno but cant because of Rena

His life will be hell...Soon (tm)

>>2592241
>Not being mad at Rena instead
>She gets money, a title, a hero aunt and a genuinely caring villainous relative?! Come on!

>>2592241
I just realized we are associated with the Light and by extend Ras. Who is Damien's grand father. So this is what Blackfire plan was all along.

>>2592257
AND SHE IS THE PRINCESS OF A ENTIRE PLANET! My mom and grandfather only have a ninja clan and that's it

>>2592260

Whoa... EY! she's too young for eugenics and linage business

>>2592285
I was thinking more trying to corrupt Damien to the bad guys side but looking at the bat family in dating alien chicks...maybe this Robin also like orange aliens?

>>2592299

Wait. Rena is orange like her aunty? I thought she's white or something close

>Inb4 privileged

>>2592309
Orange-tan skin white Snow White hair.

>>2592299
Why waste time with small timers like robin? Rena derserves only the best, and by that I mean super boy

>>2592309
What this anon said:>>2592314

>>2592332
Dude superboy doesn't have a grandfather who is the leader if a entire clan of ninjas!

>>2592338
What good are a bunch of human ninjas that probably cant even hurt Rena.

>>2592343
What good is a bunch of human yakuza who can't even hurt Rena? Beside we have reach tech now. We can power our human minions with that tech.

Or anons could just let the adorable daughter develop her own tastes. Pretty sure shes going to have lots of peers to hang with when she outgrows her dads pampering.

>>2592143

Starfire nuzzles her cheek against Rena's before turning her attention to you and Damien, still showing a sweet smile.

“Seems there was a bit of confusion... Damien, sorry I didn't mention I was expecting visitors, and Reno please don't give Damien are hard time as he was only trying to protect the tower. He means well.”

You shrug.

“Hey, it's no biggie. Makes sense that Bruce's kid would be rough around the edges, but I guess he's in good hands with him split between you both.” You answer, but Starfire gives you a look as if you you said something stupid, and Robin abruptly moves from your side and steps in front of you with a vicious glare aimed at you.

“Who told you his identity?! What does he want?!” He shouts at you, but you just give him a blank stare.

“... Seriously? Why am I the only one who can recognize the lower half of someone's face? It's starting to drive me up a wall.” You answer, which causes Starfire to put a hand to her face.

“Reno, please don't go on your rant about masks and helmets again.” She gently pleads.

“But it's stupid! If you're trying to hide your identity why would you leave even a spot of your skin exposed?! I mean I get Superman not needing a secret identity because... Well, what the hell can someone do to friggin' Superman?! But Bruce is just a regular guy! I just-”

“Reno. Please.” Starfire asks again, as if she was looking at a child who refused to do something simple asked by their parent.

“Who's Bruce?” Rena asks innocently.

“No one.” Everyone in the room answers in varying tones of voice.

“... This is stupid.” Robin grumbles, beginning to storm past Starfire.

She looks like she's about to say something to the Dark Knight's kid, but she decides against it at the last moment with a sigh.

A: “So... Why'd he dump his kid on you?”

B: “Hey, Cyborg isn't here, is he?”

C: “How've you been Kori? You and Dick planned your wedding yet?”

D: “Uhm, that reminds me... Can I talk to you about some grown-up stuff for a moment? I think you have an idea of what it is.”

>>2592387

D: “Uhm, that reminds me... Can I talk to you about some grown-up stuff for a moment? I think you have an idea of what it is.”

>>2592387

>D

>>2592387
>D: “Uhm, that reminds me... Can I talk to you about some grown-up stuff for a moment? I think you have an idea of what it is.”

>>2592278
>a planet

Slander. She's the princess of like three. We're an emperor, remember?

>>2592387
C: “How've you been Kori? You and Dick planned your wedding yet?”

>>2592413
Oh yeah, i forgot we have three planets under our hold.

>>2592355
But why use human soldiers to begin with when Reno has Tamaraneans?

>>2592387
>C: “How've you been Kori? You and Dick planned your wedding yet?”

>>2592438
Because the more troops we have the better it will be. Besides we used humans and a couple of tamaraneans to conquer Tamaran. So Humans with tech can be pretty effective.

>>2592387
>D

>>2592387
>D

“Uhm, that reminds me... Can I talk to you about some grown-up stuff for a moment? I think you have an idea of what it is.” You awkwardly bring up, and Starfire acknowledges it with a half-frown.

“Sure... Hey Rena,” Starfire begins, setting the adorable child down.

“Why don't you go play with Beast Boy while your father and talk about boring stuff, okay?”

Rena responds with a giggle and nods, waving her tiny hand at you while she runs off.

“So...” You start, but Starfire already beats you to the subject.

“Reno if I had any idea Dick was going to invade your tower, I would've put my foot down.” She states.

“I know you have some... Questionable practices, but you don't hurt anyone. Well, anyone who's innocent at least.”

“Uh, Thanks Kori. I'm glad you're one of the few people who-”

You're stopped when she raises a finger to you. Uh oh.

“But! But... You can't seriously think that working with some shadow organization consisting Lex Luthor and Raz The Ghoul!”

“... Ra's Al'ghul.” You politely correct her.

“... Right, him.” She responds, motioning for you to follow her out into the hall.

You do so, continuing the conversation as you walk across the scarlet flooring of Titan's Tower.

“You both have done a lot for Tamaran, even if I don't agree with the ways you went about it, but why on Earth would you even lend an ear to those two? They're bad enough for Earth's people, so have you even considered what they could do to Tamaran if you allow it?” She asks, showing a look of concern.


A: “I'm not allowing anything, I just heard their offer. I've yet to make a decision, but Blackfire is meeting with them right now.”

B: “I have, because I've done it myself. Their ideals of strength through conflict is what Blackfire and I have applied to Tamaran. Our society hasn't had such prosperity like this in years, and it is because our examples of power in combat. Their reasons for the possibility of mankind to become docile under its protectors is... Understandable at the very least.”

C: “Well, I wouldn't be worried. You know how your sister is, her alliances tend to be fragile with us as the only exceptions. There probably won't be too much involvement before she hatches some scheme.”

D: “Actually, there's something else I've been considering, but first I have to ask... Have you ever heard of The Elite? I just need some info before I can go any further on the matter.”

>>2592556
>C: “Well, I wouldn't be worried. You know how your sister is, her alliances tend to be fragile with us as the only exceptions. There probably won't be too much involvement before she hatches some scheme.”

>>2592556
>A: “I'm not allowing anything, I just heard their offer. I've yet to make a decision, but Blackfire is meeting with them right now.”
B feels out of character

>>2592556
>A

>>2592556
>A

I think that B is to out of character for Reno. C seems like we are selling our wife short i kinda want to go with D so we can sell the Elites info so they can fuck up with the light

>>2592556
>A: “I'm not allowing anything, I just heard their offer. I've yet to make a decision, but Blackfire is meeting with them right now.”
>Actually, Lex was only there to try and piss me off and start a fight.

>>2592556

D: “Actually, there's something else I've been considering, but first I have to ask... Have you ever heard of The Elite? I just need some info before I can go any further on the matter.”

>>2592556
>D: “Actually, there's something else I've been considering, but first I have to ask... Have you ever heard of The Elite? I just need some info before I can go any further on the matter.”

"And if I knew Lex was coming to my home with Ra's, I would have told him to fuck off. I had to try my best to not punch that bald cunt in his smug face."

>>2592556
>D

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>>2592556
>A

“I'm not allowing anything, I just heard their offer. I've yet to make a decision, but Blackfire is meeting with them right now.” You respond as you both make your way into the central hub of the tower, emerging through the hall closest to the kitchen area.

“And what do you think she's going decide on there?” Starfire asks, still uneasy despite your efforts.

“I know she's gotten better over the years, but you can't act like she still isn't prone to making brash choices that end up creating chaos for everyone around her!”

Your mind flashes back for a moment, revisiting the sight of Black Mask screaming in a torrent violet flames as he's burned alive.

“Uhh...” You begin to try and form a counter-argument, but your eyes are suddenly drawn to a delicious plate of waffles resting on the kitchen counter.

Your stomach growls, reminding you that a video game took priority over your breakfast.

However, that might've been for the best, because it had lead you to this perfectly placed plate of syrup covered golden-goodness.

“Wait a sec.” You inattentively tell Starfire as you reach a hand toward the plate.

Suddenly, your hand is smacked harshly by a spatula, stinging in pain as you pull it back.

You only just realize that Cyborg had been behind the counter the whole time, wearing an apron over his white and blue circuity.

He wipes the spatula with a clean rag, as if to get rid of any remnants of you on it.

“Don't you ever think that you deserve a crumb of my waffles.” Cyborg sternly tells you with a look of contempt.

“Cyborg...” Starfire sighs, her shoulders slumping.

A: Look him in his one good eye while trying to shove as many waffles in your mouth as you can.

B: “Are you still mad about that? It's been years, dude, and I felt super bad about it!”

C: “I bet the taste like ass anyway...”

D: Just return to your conversation with Kori, you don't have time for this.

>>2592677
A: Look him in his one good eye while trying to shove as many waffles in your mouth as you can.

>>2592677
>A: Look him in his one good eye while trying to shove as many waffles in your mouth as you can.
Worth it.

>>2592677
A: Look him in his one good eye while trying to shove as many waffles in your mouth as you can.
D: Just return to your conversation with Kori, you don't have time for this.

>>2592677
>B.
I knew I couldn’t take you and Dick in a straight fight. So I improvised.

>>2592677
>B: “Are you still mad about that? It's been years, dude, and I felt super bad about it!”

>>2592677
>B: “Are you still mad about that? It's been years, dude, and I felt super bad about it!”

>>2592677
>B: “Are you still mad about that? It's been years, dude, and I felt super bad about it!”

>>2592677
>B: “Are you still mad about that? It's been years, dude, and I felt super bad about it!”

I'm still sad about hurting best bro. Even sadder that MoG dropped rocks again and we'll never have best patrol again.

>>2592677
>A

Just because i don't want B to win.

>>2592677
>B: “Are you still mad about that? It's been years, dude, and I felt super bad about it!”
Just because I don't want A to win.

>B

>>2592677
>C: “I bet the taste like ass anyway...”
Just because I don't want A or B to win.

>E
Just because I don't want A or B to win.

>>2592677
>A: Look him in his one good eye while trying to shove as many waffles in your mouth as you can.

>>2592677
>B
It's true

>>2592677
>D

>B

>>2592677
B: “Are you still mad about that? It's been years, dude, and I felt super bad about it!”

bruh. bridge under water and stuff

>>2592677
>A

Emperor Reno ladies and gentleman.

>>2592677
B and then a

>>2592677
A and then b

>>2592819
Nani? You are alive?!

>>2592825
Yes, superhero resurrection. Will do something soon, but that's neither here nor there

>>2592819
Where the fuck have you been?

>>2592835
There was a death in my family and I kinda just shut down.

>>2592833
Glad to see you are still around dude. Hope to see something from you soon.

>>2592839
Man...sorry to hear about that. Hope you are felling better now.

>>2592839
Shit dude, sorry to hear that.

>>2592843
>>2592852
Thanks, it was a long battle for them and I think they found some peace.

I was going to do something this weekend. and then Thursday.

>>2592860
Cool i will be expecting it then!

>>2592860
Sorry if this is rude, but who are you and what do you run? I don't recognize the name.

>>2592860
Welcome back Manthor!

>>2592878
He used to run a Teen Titans quest with a MC that uses gravity powers.

>>2592896
the gravity guy that had sex with every girl in the DC universe right?

>>2592914
Not every girl just Raven, Harley and Queen B

>>2592677
>B

You frown.

“Are you still mad about that? It's been years, dude, and I felt super bad about it!”

“And how do you think I felt when the kid that came to me for help in restaurant was the same one that put me into an electromagnetic coma?” He responds, turning away from you to focus back on his cooking.

“Team booyah, tch, my shiny metal ass...”

“Cyborg, things have changed a lot since then. You shouldn't let that anger fester in your heart any longer.” Starfire sweetly requests.

“Oh, that's easy for you to say because he's your brother-in-law. He hasn't done anything to you... Yet.” He spits back, not turning to face his team mate.

“Cy, he broke my jaw when we first met.” Starfire replies in a deadpan tone.

The sounds of Cyborg's cooking stops, his angry expression turning to one of surprise as he finally turns to look at Starfire.

“Seriously?”

“Yes! And that felt even worse! It felt like I just hit a puppy.” You explain as Starfire puts a hand to her jawline, as if remembering the moment too well.

“... One Waffle, but you got a LONG way to go before I can even consider forgiving you.” Cyborg finally states, going back to his cooking.

“Aw, thanks. I'll do my best to make it up to you.” You respond with a grin, licking your lips as you reach for one of his delicious hotcakes.

But just as your fingers are about to touch the wonderful breakfast plate, the large screen set in front of the round sofa begins to blare an “EMERGENCY” alarm.

In seconds, a large green tiger rushes into the room carrying your daughter on its back, followed shortly after by the bratty Robin sprinting in and the gloomy Raven floating close behind.

As Beast Boy returns to his natural form to set Rena down, he's joined by Starfire and Cyborg as the screen displays the location of the threat.

Shoving a whole waffle in your mouth, you lean against the counter and observe the situation. The street map shows a flashing indicator where the Jump History Museum should be, causing you to assume its some sort of robbery.

“Alright, Titans Go!” Starfire announces, but before she can even move with her team a sniffling Rena rises up to block her path.
“B-but I just got here auntie...” She says sadly, and you can see Beast Boy grab his chest as if he was in pain from hearing her weepy voice. You understand that feeling all to well.

“I'm so sorry, sweetie, but I have to take care of this. When you become a hero, you'll have to stop playing as well when things like this happen. It's a very big responsibility.” Starfire reluctantly explains to your daughter.

Rena can only hang her head in response, a small cry rising in her throat.

[Choices in the next post!]

>>2592925

A: “You know, I could just handle it. In fact, why don't I do some meta-human community service around here why you guys have a day off. Consider it working my way back onto Team Booyah.”

B: “Want me to come help? Maybe we can clobber the robber in a few minutes so you can hurry back here.”

>>2592929
>A: “You know, I could just handle it. In fact, why don't I do some meta-human community service around here why you guys have a day off. Consider it working my way back onto Team Booyah.”
Except we turn the robber into a grease stain.

Hmmm. Ultraman quest?

>>2592929
B: “Want me to come help? Maybe we can clobber the robber in a few minutes so you can hurry back here.”

>>2592929
>B: “Want me to come help? Maybe we can clobber the robber in a few minutes so you can hurry back here.”

>>2592929
>A: “You know, I could just handle it. In fact, why don't I do some meta-human community service around here why you guys have a day off. Consider it working my way back onto Team Booyah.”
>Also this is the where Blackfire will look for me first, and she is really mad about what I did to the garden. I need to find a place to lay low for awhile.

>>2592929
>A

>>2592929
>A

It's a really dumb move to be seen with the titans.

>>2592929
>A: “You know, I could just handle it. In fact, why don't I do some meta-human community service around here why you guys have a day off. Consider it working my way back onto Team Booyah.”

>>2592925
>A
Because option B would leave Rena here alone...unsupervised...and BORED.

>>2592929
>B: “Want me to come help? Maybe we can clobber the robber in a few minutes so you can hurry back here.”

>>2592925
>B: “Want me to come help? Maybe we can clobber the robber in a few minutes so you can hurry back here.”

>>2592929
>A: “You know, I could just handle it. In fact, why don't I do some meta-human community service around here why you guys have a day off. Consider it working my way back onto Team Booyah.”
I even promise not to use lethal force, or force that cripples beyond the limits of ordinary modern medicine.

>>2592978
But i might break a leg or two..maybe a arm even. But no neck breaking!!

>A

>>2592929
A

Being a hero is probably going to undermine our appearance with the Light

Man i hope it's Mad Mod robbing the museum would be awesome to have him working for us.

>>2592995
Unless the people robbing the museum don't work for the light. I mean wasn't the entire stun for us defeating the reach was to pass the impression we are some kind of hero?

>>2592995
Unless it's Lex stealing 40 cakes I don't think they'll give too much of a shit. And if they do, fuck 'em.

>>2592995
And we care why? We're an interplanetary warlord. Earth is quite literally chump change. If it didn't have our favorite shit on it we'd leave it to rot.

>>2592995
I mean think about it. These guys are robbing a museum. The only reason to do so are either magical artifacts or someone trying to score small cash. Not something that the light a group that has Lex in it would make.

Also i just remembered that when Reno died it was at a museum heist made by the joker trying to murder Barb.

>>2592929
>“Want me to come help? Maybe we can clobber the robber in a few minutes so you can hurry back here.”
Lets bring Rena too

>>2592995
Its time to wear a mask

>>2593008
I though the only reason we ade here on earth was so our child could have a nornal childhood without being target by endless people trying to either kidnap her or try to force her to marry some goofball in a planet on the Vega system.

>>2593012
What are you crazy? Brigging our baby girl to a fight?!

>>2593017
Nah we have a helmet it's much better. Maybe we can steal some tech from some chump or make a low time villain come and work for us.

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>>2592925
>A

You swallow the chewed up waffle in your mouth, a smirk appearing on your face as an idea pops into your head.

“You know, I could just handle it. In fact, why don't I do some meta-human community service around here why you guys have a day off. Consider it working my way back onto Team Booyah.” You tell the Teen Titans confidently.

They all look back at you like you said something incredibly offensive, well, except for Rena. She has the happiest look on her face, which keeps that smug look plastered on your face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl8_b4qi3Ss

“I don't mean to boast, but I seriously doubt any criminal nesting in Jump City could harm me. I'm quite confident in my fighting ability.”

“Dude, no way!” Beast Boy sharply answers, surprising everyone by being the first to speak out.

“That's like, kind of why you shouldn't. I mean, no offense but you're kind ruthless, and that'd scare people. Our people.”

“Beast Boy has a point.” Raven's monotone voice chimes in next, looking at you glumly from under her hood.

“It's not just about stopping crime, it's about being there for the city when it needs us the most. How do you think people would feel if some demon-looking guy showed up instead of us. No offense to your belt-thing by the way.”

“Oh come on. I'm not going to maim them, just give 'em a good punch or two. Besides, I was mentioned on the news for stopping an alien invasion the other night, so I'm sure the people will be fine with my presence.” You argue, the confidence in your voice unwavering.

“You know what, go for it.”

The team gives a surprised look to Cyborg as he speaks up, showing you a smile.

“Do some good for the city you once caused a ruckus in. I don't know if I'd let you back on Team Booyah, but I'd consider it.”

“Go get them daddy!!!” Rena cheers you on.

You look over to Starfire, who has yet to speak up.

She sighs, but shows you a smile.

“I guess I have to break the tie... I'll allow you to help us out, but don't go overboard, alright? And if it's too much trouble don't hesitate to call us or something.” She instructs you, and with that you give her a nod as you start to make your way to the Tower's elevator.
“And be careful!” Starfire calls out one last time, but you just chuckle.

“Please, what's the worst that could happen?”

[TO BE CONTINUED]

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That's all for this week! I'm very glad to finally be able to quest again for you wonderful anons! As usual, I'll be around to answer some questions before I pass out!

>>2593026
Oh dear god.

I'm so glad we decided to solo this. I wouldn't be able to stand it if one of the Titans bit it against these fuckers.

>>2593026
this is either going to go horribly wrong and we are gonna get smacked the fuck up or we are going to fuck them up

being a realist I am call our selves a doc cause this is gonna hurt

>>2593026
Oh me, oh my...this is going to be extra fun!!

>>2593028
Are you gonna run tomorrow too?

>>2593061
No, the plan was to split the thread across two days since I was supposed to have plans. Since those got canceled, I was able to complete what I wanted to run!

>>2593067
Ah...so you won't run tomorrow? That's terrible.

>>2593147
Sorry anon. I hope you can forgive me!

>>2592896
Blame the rolls, not me

>>2593026
This keeps getting better and better

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>>2593269

I am fully expecting Reno standing over a fully demolished section of Jump City with the corpses of his enemies kind of like a Frank Frazetta painting.

>>2593026
Aw man, I can't wait till next thread.

Bets on how well Reno stands up against all 5 of the injustice league?

What if he DOES end up doing well? How would the Justice league react to that?

>>2594991
We would definetly move from the B list in the level of threat. But i think Owlman will ne a hard time for us. And even more now since we promised to not go lethal...

>>2595138
I'm fairly sure Reno would be willing to abandon that promise once he realizes he's fighting Superman, Wonderwoman, Batman, the Flahs and Green Lantern all at once rather than fighting against captain cold and captain boomerang or whatever. .

>>2594991
Well it's not the worst scenario. We're alone sure, but this is literally what Reno was made for. For different kind of kryptonian, but red solar energy is just an all around curb stomp. Don't get me wrong, this is going to be hard as fuck for Reno, but he actually has a decent chance, and definitely a better chance than the teen titans would.

>>2595262
>>2595180
Man what we do whe evil wonder woman try to seduce us?

>>2595334
1-800-BEGONE-THOT

>>2594991
Owlman is just going to end up trying to brainwash us if he finds out how similar we are to bizarro reno.

>>2595631
Then we snap his neck first. First rule when figthing the league always down Batman first.

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>>2595334

>>2595683

>Ultraman and the Inustice League
>Ultraman takes a hostage.
>Hahaha hero, now be a good hero and GTFO.
>Omega beam Owlman cause no way is he gonna be able to dodge while confused.
>Then go after fake wonder woman.
>Ultraman acts confused.
>thinks that an emperor of a planet who genocides 2-3 planets gives a shit about one hostage.

>>2595940
Hey...we genocided one planet. The first we conquered and turned into it's king and the second we enslaved the race of the other. We commited just ONE genocide.

>>2596105
And to be fair, we genocided an entire race of slaving rapists.

>>2595631
Clearly when Reno realizes who he's fighting, he'll try to kill owlman first. They always underestimate the fucker in the batsuit, you don't underestimate the fucker in the batsuit. Same rule applies to owlsuited pychos as well.

>>2596347
Wait could we reconize Owlman chin since he isn't covering the lower half of his face?

>>2596369
>"....Wait, I KNOW THAT CHIN! Wear a fucking helmet you rich prick!"
>screams this on live television via news
>Starfire_facepalm.jpeg

>>2596428
>>2596369
We shall do this for real when we see him. And it will be glorious.

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>>2596428
>>2596369
I feel like this is the reason the Beyond suit goes for full face coverage.

>>2596558
After rereading, I forgot we were talking about Owlman and not Bruce.
Point still applies, these fucks need to wear actual masks and not just glorified eye-protection.

Are we ever going to remember to send Bruce and Dick the bill for damages to our home, men, and business?

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>>2596802
Cool time to start voting!

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=DC%20Quest%20MachPunch

>>2596612
Fuck yes.

>>2591325
Mach you flake, you forgot to actually link the thread on twitter. Again.

>>2616641
Dude, he runs the exact same day at the same time every week. It's not that hard to remember and find. Especially when the board is so slow.