>>2590975
...
what happened with the joker?

>>2590975
>You have a pocket knife, nobody even cares about stabbings in Winslow. You've had enough +1 Guts

>>2590975
>Stay near the teacher's lounge, calling for help may make you look bad but it's better than the alternative. +1 int

>>2590980
A lot of mistakes were made by me in the last quest, so I decided to reset and give it another go.

>>2590975
>Fight back this time, actually do it. Maybe it'll work out.
Restarted the quest huh. Alright, let's see how this plays out this time around.

>>2590975

> You have a pocket knife, nobody even cares about stabbings in Winslow. You've had enough +1 Guts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgJZ_e77J7Y

>>2590975
>Stay near the teacher's lounge, calling for help may make you look bad but it's better than the alternative. +1 int

>>2590975
Stay near the teacher's lounge, calling for help may make you look bad but it's better than the alternative. +1 int

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>>2590984

>>2590975
>You have a pocket knife, nobody even cares about stabbings in Winslow. You've had enough +1 Guts

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LETS ROC
now with a human for scale

>>2590975
You have a pocket knife, nobody even cares about stabbings in Winslow. You've had enough +1 Guts

Well fuck

we're down to

>Stab him if he tries anything.
>Play it cool.

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>>2590999
>>Play it cool.
Remember kids, violence is bad

>>2590998
shit nevermind, guess we're going with that then.
writing.

>>2590999
>>Stab him if he tries anything.

>>2590999
>Stab him if he tries anything.
do you want us to vote on that?

>>2590999
>>Stab him if he tries anything.

>>2590999

> Stab him if he tries anything.

>>2590999
>Stab him if he tries anything.

Personally I think the quest could have still worked if you went a bit more wild instead of sticking with what you got, like introducing enemies from other earths like Earth Shin or something like that, and we had so many good moments that it feels bad that went to waste. But anyways I'll be sticking around and see if can make as much of an impact again.

>>2591021
yeah the last quest was fun but i get why he chossed to restart it.
plus we can possible get a diferent powerset this time (even through the one in the first quest was awsome)

>>2590999
>>Play it cool.

Yoooo, you know what'd be cool this time around? Lightning powers. Like, being MADE of electricity or being able to charge/alter electrons and shit.

>>2591030
That's so basic and overdone.

>>2591032
Two words:
Cole.
MacGrath.

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>>2590997
It's not an elephant, but I find this acceptable.

>>2590984
Controversial choice, but I respect it. We got out of scale for the setting pretty quick. Given how hard you were shotgunning those threads, I can see how it might've gotten away from you.

>>2591032
Nigga you don't seem to understand, when I say made of lightning I mean you're physically lightning. You have a human form but your insides are lightning. Riding bolts, generating storms, lightning grenades, bio healing, the whole nine yards man. If lightning isn't your thing then, Particulate Control. Like Sand Man but better cause you can control more than just sand.

You know what would be cool? If we got Scarecrow powers this time instead of Jokers.

Declan Burrows has been your worst enemy for two years now for two reasons, firstly he's convinced that your voice alone makes you gay and secondly you happen to live within Empire territory. Those two things have given him reason to kick your ass over and over for so long that your family doesn't even notice the bruises any more, and even frequently broken arms aren't enough to garner support from the faculty.

They're terrified of the Empire, and he makes it well known that Hookwolf owes him a favour for something.
That's got to be bullshit though, no way he has that much pull. It'd be like you saying you had Armsmaster on speed dial.

[Armsmaster: Head of the local Protectorate, a team of government endorsed superheroes. Also your personal favourite.]

But you don't, so you'll have to take matters into your own hands.

You keep your hand in your pocket as you walk from class to class, gripping your shitty pocket knife tightly as you keep an eye out for your tormentor. It's in between second and third period that he makes his move, cornering you on your way up to English on the top floor.

"Hey! Queer. I'm pretty sure the third floor has a no fags allowed policy. Breaking rules gets you punished you know? I'm a responsible member of society, so I can't let this go on without doing the right thing."

He steps in close, and you back up, bumping against the wall.

>Pull out your knife D100+5 Will require a guts roll.
>Maybe it isn't such a good idea, stabbing someone could really get you in trouble, especially a gang member.

Rolled 62 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2591042
>Pull out your knife D100+5 Will require a guts roll.
Lets put a smile on that face.

Rolled 69 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2591042
>Time to shank a bitch

Rolled 56 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2591042

>Pull out your knife D100+5 Will require a guts roll.

You fellas are dead and I can't stop laughing!

>>2591042
>>Maybe it isn't such a good idea, stabbing someone could really get you in trouble, especially a gang member.
Hmmm, not feeling it right now sorrrraaay~

>>2591046
>>2591048
>>2591050
You fail sir, you get nothing.
DC was 80
writing.

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>>2591053

Bright side: We might trigger from this imminent near-death experience.

>>2591056
That is always a plus.
Right?

>>2591053
Well shit. You guys think Declan is just gonna beat the living hell out of us or would he be cruel enough to drag us to a gang hideout?

>>2591053
>tried to shank him
>roll a 69
>we did something lewd and proved to his eyes that we are in fact, gay. =V

>>2591064

> Barnaby runs his tongue down knife edge to look intimating

> SensualKnifeLicking.png

fuck, D100s, fun while it lasted.
Are you at least getting rid of your gay modifiers discounting rule, give me that at least.

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>>2590975
>Your usual spot on the roof is taken up by a particularly skittish looking girl from the year below you. Maybe you can convince her to let you hide up there as well.

>skittish

You try to steel yourself, but you've never even been in a proper fight before. You flinch and step back as he takes another step in, then he buries his fist in your gut. You take the kicking as best you can, which considering all of your experience is actually quite well. He's not as strong as Father, nor as angry. He doesn't break either of your arms this time either, clearly he's had a good day so far.

It's a good five minutes or so of getting your ass kicked however, and you're late for class when you do manage to drag yourself off of the floor. Thankfully not even the teacher asks what happened. Mr Welks can be an asshole sometimes, but at least he has the decency to feel bad and not punish you for what happens.

It might be a concussion, but time flies quickly and you soon find yourself grabbing up your books as the bell rings. Shuffling up and out of your seat as the students around you head out of school.

You can't go home, not yet. Father works nights, so he'll be back and awake for a few hours at least.

The boat graveyard usually has cool stuff in, you even found some of L33T's old tinkertech there once and sold it for nearly a hundred dollars.
Go hang out on the Boardwalk, distract yourself with superheroes and window shopping.
Go grab something to eat, you have enough money for a burger and some fries. It's always better to sulk with an empty stomach.

>>2591068
pic related lol

>>2591069
yeah sure, why not. At least try to write in the modifiers though, to appease my autism.

>>2591081
>Go grab something to eat, you have enough money for a hotdog. It's always better to sulk with an empty stomach.
maybe in this timeline we arent cursed with a inablility to get those delicious dogs

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>>2591084
forgot pic

>>2591081
>Go grab something to eat, you have enough money for a burger and some fries. It's always better to sulk with an empty stomach.
We're going to get that fucking hotdog sooner or later.

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>>2591081
>>Go grab something to eat, you have enough money for a hotdog. It's always better to sulk with an empty stomach.
Different timeline GO!

>>2591081

> Go grab something to eat, you have enough money for a burger and some fries. It's always better to sulk with an empty stomach.

>>2591081
>The boat graveyard usually has cool stuff in, you even found some of L33T's old tinkertech there once and sold it for nearly a hundred dollars.

>>2591081
>The boat graveyard usually has cool stuff in, you even found some of L33T's old tinkertech there once and sold it for nearly a hundred dollars.
Deja vu, I just been in this place before~

>>2591081
>Go grab something to eat

Let's see if that particular curse continues in this quest.

>>2591081
>Go grab something to eat, you have enough money for a burger and some fries. It's always better to sulk with an empty stomach.

Food
writing.

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You make your way down to the old docks, there's a guy who sells homemade hotdogs down there that you've been dying to try for ever now. The old roads are cracked and pitted, surrounded by graffiti-ed buildings on all sides.

This area doesn't see the Protectorate often, they can't hold back the Empire with the few capes they have. Even if they could, the ABB would step in and fill the gap.

[ABB: Azn Bad Boys: Another ethnically focused gang, this one being for asian people. Only has two capes, but their leader Lung beat the entire Protectorate team at once to establish himself in the city.]

The city's mostly already lost by now, only being kept afloat by the money from the Boardwalk which coincidentally happens to be the only place that the heroes patrol with any regularity.

Eventually you find yourself in a small square surrounded by old shops. Market Square used to be bustling, a second Boardwalk near the docks where fishermen and other workers would come to get food and buy cheaper than they could get at the more upscale parts of the city.

All that's left now are two old book stores and Dave, the hotdog vendor.

You step towards his stall at the back of the square, you can see five or six other people around as you head up and prepare to make your order.

Perception roll.
D100
straight.
DC:75

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>2591125

>>2591125

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>2591125
Huh

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>2591125

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>2591128

>>2591129
noice, writing.

>>2591129
Have we broken the curse?

>>2591147
Not if you go jinxing us like that!

You're distracted from your order by the sound of something whistling through the air, luckily having the survival skills of a Brocktonite leads to you diving left as a large blue blur slams into the stand you were just about to order from.

You scramble away from the ruined stand as Armsmaster pulls himself out of the wreckage, blue armour torn and scraped. He's coughing up blood and waves you away as he unsteadily pushes his way to his feet.

"Get...[hack]...back, I've got this. Run!"

You stand and stare for a second as he pulls himself up.

But you're quickly brought back to reality by the hideous sound of metal scraping against concrete. You turn and see exactly what'd do something like this. Hookwolf.

A giant wolf shaped mass of swirling steel needles and hooks stalks down the street towards the two of you, the other citizens are either watching from a safe distance or making as much space as possible.

[Hookwolf: has been previously described, but is also a member of Empire 88]

Armsmaster falls forwards when he tries to stand, blood leaking from his mouth and spattering on the ground as he tries to breathe. It doesn't sound good.

Grab him, he can't fight like this and Hookwolf kills Heroes whenever possible.
Run, you can't do anything of use here.
Distract Hookwolf, maybe you can buy some time.

There are no pictures I can use for Hookwolf in his wolf form. I'm mad.

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>>2591171
have an Armsmaster

>>2591171
>Distract Hookwolf, maybe you can buy some time.

>>2591171
>Distract Hookwolf, maybe you can buy some time.
Armsy is probably too heavy to pick up, so that would kill us both, running is the bitch thing to do, so all we can really do is fuck with HookWolf

>>2591171
>Distract Hookwolf, maybe you can buy some time.

>>2591171

> Distract Hookwolf, maybe you can buy some time.

>>2591171
>Run, you can't do anything of use here.
this won't end well

>>2591171
>Distract Hookwolf, maybe you can buy some time.

>>2591171
>Distract Hookwolf, maybe you can buy some time.
DON'T WORRY FAVORITE HERO WHO IS ALSO SHIT, WE WILL SAVE YOU

Attack the guy made of chainsaws somehow, this will work.

D100+5 for balls out glory
DC90

>>2591171
>Distract Hookwolf

Rolled 76 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2591192

Rolled 76 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2591192
Fuck us

Rolled 56 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2591192
Typical of /qst/ anons

Rolled 3, 1, 3, 2, 4, 3, 3, 2, 3, 1, 4, 1, 1, 1, 4, 5, 4, 1, 3, 2, 4, 3, 2, 4, 5 = 69 (25d5)

>>2591192
who said attack? i was hoping we could jump around, wave our arms and call him a little bitch but not actually fight

>>2591194
>>2591195
AW COME ON WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!

>>2591194
>>2591195
Check em.

Rolled 58 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2591197
no idea how i go 25d5

>>2591194
>>2591195
>>2591196
Well.
Rip Barnaby

>>2591194
>>2591195
>>2591196
The expected result. but not necessarily a welcome one.
writing.

Rolled 54 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2591192
Praise Khorne

>>2591199
Fuck you.

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>>2591194
>>2591195
>>2591196
YOU FAILED US YOU BASTARDS AAAAAAAA

oh gosh, we're starting off making bad decisions again.
I don't actually remember making any when we started though.

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>>2591207
>Hmmmm
>We tried to stab a gang member
>tried to distract fucking hookwolf
I conclude, none of these decisions are bad, wtf Zion?!

>>2591207
We did confess the lobotomy we did to stormtiger to the protectorate, and that decided the course of the quest.

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You stand between Hookwolf and Armsmaster, looking around desperately to try and find a way to distract the giant chainsaw monster. In the end the only thing you can see is Armsmaster's halberd, lodged in the steel remains of the hotdog stand. You tush over as Hookwolf stalks towards you, the screeching of steel almost sounding like a slow chuckle. You pull on the Tinkertech weapon, falling backwards as you recover it from the wreckage.

"No... run...don't..."

You ignore the pained groans of the Protectorate leader as you charge forwards, halberd raised above your head. The Nazi supervillain seems surprised by your valiant efforts but swiftly recovers, lunging forwards with a sickeningly feral laugh. The two of you meet in the centre of the square. You strike first, and at first it seems pretty good. The Halberd buries itself deep in the wolf's steel hide and bites deep, eliciting a pained roar.

That's when it all goes wrong.

Hookwolf seems to flow around the embedded weapon, hooks and spikes rushing forwards and up your arms. You can feel them shredding the flesh and bone as you're slowly and inexorably drawn into the body of the wolf.

And you black out from the pain.
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

Far above planet earth, and some time ago. Two colossal beings disagree, a noteworthy exception to the usual way of things.
[DISAGREEMENT]

[INSISTENCE]
[UNTESTED]

[UNNECESSARY]

[POTENTIAL]

[COMPROMISE?]

[NEGATIVE]

[ACCEPTANCE]

[MOLECULAR PROCESSOR]
[GRAVITATIONAL FORCE MANIPULATION: FOREIGN PERMUTATION]
[EMOTIONAL PROCESS HIJACK: EXPERIMENTAL]

>>2591264
[MOLECULAR PROCESSOR]

>>2591264

Let's try something different.

> [EMOTIONAL PROCESS HIJACK: EXPERIMENTAL]

>>2591264
>[GRAVITATIONAL FORCE MANIPULATION: FOREIGN PERMUTATION]
This sounds cool.

>>2591264
>[GRAVITATIONAL FORCE MANIPULATION: FOREIGN PERMUTATION]

whatever you pick will result in different powers than last time, this is a Brute or possibly stranger trigger, so one way or another you'll have different powers.

>>2591264
>[GRAVITATIONAL FORCE MANIPULATION: FOREIGN PERMUTATION]
Let's try something new, see where this goes.

>>2591264
>[GRAVITATIONAL FORCE MANIPULATION: FOREIGN PERMUTATION]

>>2591264
>[GRAVITATIONAL FORCE MANIPULATION: FOREIGN PERMUTATION]

>>2591264
[GRAVITATIONAL FORCE MANIPULATION: FOREIGN PERMUTATION]

GRAVITY FORCE
writing.

Looks like Hero is a go this time around.

So, cause of this entire clusterfuck are we basically locked into the Wards now?

>>2591308
>>2591312
I'm pretty sure we can still use our legs and get the fuck out, considering that Armsmaster is pretty fucked up.

>>2591312
You aren’t locked into anything, you’ll probably get an invitation at some point, but unless you do something that both allows them to and makes them want to force you in there’s fuck all they can do about it.

>>2591264
>FOREIGN PERMUTATION]
>EXPERIMENTAL]
What's the difference?

>>2591264
GRAVITATIONAL FORCE MANIPULATION: FOREIGN PERMUTATION]

Their newest Shard is old, but was acquired from a predatorial Entity who attempted to consume them some time ago. As such it was relatively untested, and neither entity knew what it actually did beyond what they could gleam from it's designation. The Shard itself was similar to one in their possession already, but different enough that its could yet be useful to them.

[DESTINATION]

[AGREEMENT]

[TRAJECTORY]

CONFIRMED
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

You awaken surrounded in spiked metal and consumed by agony, they are no longer moving but the hooks are still dug into your skin and bones. But something's different, you can feel something slipping from your memory.

You have more important matters to attend to however.
You can feel something in your skin, it wants to come out.

D100+5
DC:30

>>2591322
[FOREIGN PERMUTATION] = From Abaddon the third entity that they crossed paths with through spacetime.
[EXPERIMENTAL] = something new and not tried

Rolled 14 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2591344
WITNESS ME!!!!!

Rolled 90 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2591344

Rolled 11 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2591344

Rolled 29 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2591344
Crawling in our skin?

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2591344
CHICA-CHERRY-COLA

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>>2591348
good job anon

>>2591347
mediocre!
>>2591348
W I T N E S S E D

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>>2591348
close one there
writing.

How badly are we hurt? It'd be interesting playing as a hero with serious injuries he has to recover from. Quests usually don't have consequences like that

Eh, our identity is fucked

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>>2591348

>gravity powers
Fuck yeah, there's all kinds of cool moves we can pull with this, depending on how exactly it works.

>>2591388
I remember that one ManThor Teen Titans quest where the main character had gravity powers and was genetically engineered to be a superhuman, complete with a 8+ inch cock. It died inexplicably last year, for some reason I still don't know, and no one talks about it.

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>>2591392
Archive nigga this sounds if not great something to laugh at.

>>2591392
I remember that quest, I was an avid Harleyfag. Maybe we will end up with Piper anyways.

One of the best things about gravity manipulation as opposed to bog-standard telekinesis is that you're limited by the rate at which you can accelerate objects, not by the amount of force you can exert on them, which means that you can levitate objects no matter how large they are, while max speed varies from object to object depending on their terminal velocity, which depends on their mass and aerodynamic properties. Cool shit.

>>2591401
First thread in http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1583306/
Rest is on http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=teen+titans
June to November 2017

>>2591412
Also, you can pull THIS trick:
"From Szeth’s perspective, the hallway was now a deep shaft down which he was falling, and the two guards stood on one of the sides. They were shocked when Szeth’s feet hit them, one for each face, throwing them over. Szeth shifted his view and Lashed himself to the floor. Light leaked from him. The floor of the hallway again became down, and he landed between the two guards, clothes crackling and dropping flakes of frost."
-Brandon Sanderson; The Way of Kings

>>2591430
>Brandon Sanderson
Reddit is that way.

>>2591412
Worm powers are usually very unconventional, I wouldn't expect something straightforward like throwing stuff and crushing people.

>>2591430
Lame. Just make the guards fall forward, no need for 'OMG-SO-KEWL' theatrics.
Also, why does Szeth's gravity manipulation have light, lightning, and snow aesthetics? What the fuck?

>>2591435
>he says, in a fucking Worm thread

>>2591438
Oh, I know. I'm just talking in general.
Specifically, we'll most likely get a Brute package, something like a gravitational repulsion, or maybe something similar to Krieg's power. Can't say yet.

>>2591447
Side effect of the way the setting's magic works.

>>2591453
Ah, got it.

>>2591448
Yes. I wish Worm could be feasibly talked on a board on here that isn't /qst/, but sad fact is that Worm is fucking reddit and I hate that along with how Wildbow's sole thing is "muh suffering"

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In your panicked state there's only one thing you can do, so you pull on the feeling, bringing it up to the forefront of your mind.

The exertion of it nearly blacks you out, but you feel your body cool as you fall downwards, the hooks disappearing from your body as you hit the ground. You open your eyes to a particularly strange sight.

Your body has been covered with a strange black field that seems to suck in and stretch anything it touches, you can't see through it to what's beneath. It almost looks like you're wearing armour. The only thing that doesn't seem to be covered is your eyes.

After a few seconds You look over to Hookwolf, who has a large you-sized hole in his wolf form. He stirs and slowly begins to push himself to his feet as you try to do the same.

Eventually you manage to push yourself up as well, staggering backwards as he sways on his four legs clearly either injured or very tired.

His hooks still spin and move, but there are large parts of his body that seem twisted, stretched and warped in ways that you're pretty sure his power doesn't do.

He looks more hesitant now, he's pacing back and forth, clearly furious but wary given your new getup.

Then he leaps.

Plan?

>>2591463
Pimp slap.

>>2591463
Can we cut off the base of the arm attacking us with our power?
still reading through worm so I'm trying to figure out powers best I can

>>2591463
>Dodge to the side, try to grab onto one of his legs.
...Are-are we a walking black hole?? Daaamn.

>>2591463
Give him a tight bear-hug, and start using our power to absorb him and his metals. Scratch behind where his ear would be, and say something like "You know, I'm not much of a dog person. Dogs are more of a 'me' person!" as he struggles to escape our pull.

>>2591458
>I'm so insecure in my tastes that I feel the need to stifle myself from discussing anything I consider to "be reddit" based on unclear, arbitrary bullshit
Anon, we're on half-chan. Niggertits.
This place ain't any better than plebbit.

>>2591463
this >>2591483

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>>2591483
support
this is different, and I like it

>>2591463
so we have black hole armor?

>>2591463
Brute or breaker?

>>2591483
+1

grab a leg.
D100+10
DC:50

>>2591501
YOU dunno. guess you'll learn later.

>>2591486
>insecure
Nope. I'm very secure in my taste, enough to point out that Brandon Sanderson is very lackluster in his writing, but people over in Reddit love him because 'muh magic system really makes me think'. It's not unclear or arbitrary at all.

>Restarts quest
>Keeps it in BB instead of an original location with original characters

Dropped again

Rolled 2 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2591508

Rolled 72 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2591508

Rolled 47 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2591508

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>2591508

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>>2591513
>>2591515
emotional rollercoaster there, jesus.

Writing.

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>>2591508
Hey who was the villain in Worm that could do black holes? Or am i confusing that witht hat time that Bakuda used a black hole bomb to nulify Grue's darkness?

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>>2591499
>Atlus will never make a rhythm game based on the Persona 2s, featuring Hitler as The Fuhrer of Funk

>>2591524
think you're confusing it with Bakuda there chum, but i might be wrong.

>>2591524
Probably the latter. Don't think there was any power that directly had anything to do with black holes or gravity at all in canon.

>>2591524
The second one. Bakuda.
Also, wasted roll, damn.

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>>2591499
>>2591525
>still no mention of P2 anywhere

>>2591524
I mean iirc whatsherface from S9 was basically a walking black hole / event horizon

Do black holes also absorb energy?

>>2591551
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hole

>>2591551
They absorb EVERYTHING.
Except your mother. She's too big.

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The colossal beast lunges forwards, snarling and howling with bloodlust as the car sized chainsaw monster hurls itself at you bodily. You pull yourself to the side as it flies past, twisting and reaching out a black armoured hand.

[BARNABY OST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I0TLN2yLYI ]

You miss on the first attempted grab, but you stagger after him and manage to get a hold when he lands. His leg curls and twists around your hand, with the hooks bending and stretching as if they want to cooperate with your grab. Hookwolf screams as his leg shatters, twisted into impossible shapes by the field around you. He pulls away and the whole damn thing comes off, pulled straight off.

It's not a clean cut though. A long, thin stretch of leg trails after him as he retreats to a safe distance and limps around you, the confidence he'd previously displayed gone. You stand next to Armsmaster as the racist bastard paces back and forth, not nearly so cocky now that his leg's gone.

Try to Intimidate him, he's clearly on his last legs.
Go back in, all you have to do is touch him.
Try and get the armour off of an arm or something, you need to get Armsmaster to safety, quick.
Another, more Powerful Plan.

>>2591463
aww we're not Joker anymore...

>>2591580
Go back in, all you have to do is touch him.

>>2591580
>Go back in, all you have to do is touch him.
>"Heeeeeeeeere boy...!"

>>2591581
Nothing is stopping us from doing the puns or memes again

>>2591580
>Try to Intimidate him, he's clearly on his last legs.

>>2591580
>Reach our and touch him someone (in this case: Hookwolf)

>>2591589
>not instead modifying Bane memes for our own use
I mean, we're the BIGGEST guy, by density.

>>2591580
>Go back in, all you have to do is touch him.

>inb4 our cape name is bad touch

>>2591600
>Was getting warped part of your plan, wolfy?

>>2591580
>Try and get the armour off of an arm or something, you need to get Armsmaster to safety, quick.

>>2591580
>Go back in, all you have to do is touch him.
Honestly at this rate Hookwolf's just going to make a run for it if he can't hurt us.
Also supporting >>2591588 taunt

>>2591580
>Go back in, all you have to do is touch him.

>>2591580
>Try and get the armour off of an arm or something, you need to get Armsmaster to safety, quick.

>>2591588
I feel like the attitude that spawned an endless barrage of bad puns and memes contributed to the end of the first quest

calling the votes, lemme count em up

>>2591621
In theory the reason was because we were to overpowered. I don't know how blackhole powers fix the overpower bit, but let's see.

>>2591621
Which first quest? The Teen Titans one, or the previous version of this one? Either way, the puns worked both OOC and IC. I think the waifushits ruined ManThor's quest honestly.

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>>2591608
Is our family originally from the Savoie region of France?
>>2591621
You can't fight Baneposting, anon. It's magical.

>>2591580
>Go back in, all you have to do is touch him.

(Do you feel in control, Hookwolf?)
writing.

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Oh wait, roll me a D100

+10 again

DC 70 this time.

Rolled 55 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2591649

Rolled 31 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2591649

Rolled 20 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2591649

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>2591649

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>2591649
OK

Rolled 39 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2591649
wow you guys suck, look at this roll

>>2591033
>InFamous.
I'd vote for that, but I don't know if I can . . . or, if I even WANT to.

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>no roll above DC
If only DC was 60 for his leg being torn off

>>2591652
>>2591653
>>2591654
Redux!Barnaby's performance quality is all over the place.

>>2591664
Have we reached Sominous levels of DC?

>>2591580
Go check on armsmaster. Brutally murdering a villain in front of him is a bad idea.

Or we could go full fake edge and try to get sebt to the birdcage

>>2591675
To late anon. The edge is here to stay.

Rather embarrassingly, you shortly discover that Hookwolf is very fast.
You leapt forwards, your arms outstretched in what you imagine to be a rather heroic looking pounce. Unfortunately Hookwolf decided to stop simply running into your outstretched arms and dodge, greatly reducing the effectiveness of your "Black Hole Wrestling" style. He leaps around and roars at you before running back up the street, he makes good time for someone as hobbled as he is and it'd be difficult for you to follow.

On the other hand, Armsmaster is facedown in a puddle of his own blood seemingly exerting all of his energy on simply continuing to breathe, he might need help with that.

Then on the entirely hypothetical third hand, you're starting to come down off the adrenaline and the pain is coming back with a vengeance. Also you can no longer see out of your left eye, and you can't feel your hands.

Also you've just fallen over and are blacking out from blood loss.

Just let it happen
Nah, man I got shit to do.

Trying and failing might be worse than not trying here.

>>2591704
>Nah, man I got shit to do

>>2591704
>Nah, man I got shit to do.

We need to at least tell him he's a bad dog and smack him on the nose.

>>2591704
>Nah, man I got shit to do.
Fuck it, I hate middlegrounds, if we are going to be the reckless and heroic archetype then lets go all the way.

>>2591704
>Nah, man I got shit to do.
Big guys don't give up.

>>2591704
>Just let it happen

>>2591704
>Nah, man I got shit to do.

>>2591704
>call the protectorate
In case they don't already know.
Black holes don't heal people.

>>2591704
>Nah, man I got shit to do.
Who needs blood when you're a walking, talking black hole?

>>2591704
>Nah, man I got shit to do.

>>2591704
WE CANT BLEED OUT IF WE DON'T HAVE ANY BLOOD TO BLEED

>we got shit to do. Last thing we want is to get tied down by the PRT

>>2591704
>Just let it happen

I'd say try and flip armsmaster but I feel like we'd just end up killing him.

>>2591704
>Nah, man I got shit to do.

It's just a flesh wound.

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Size alone has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue.
D100 +5

DC60

Rolled 52 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2591768

>>2591768

Rolled 55 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2591768

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>2591768
Don't fail us here...

Rolled 24 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2591768
welp

Rolled 67 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2591768

>>2591781
>forgetting the modifier
If we're going by last thread's rules that wouldn't count anon, luckily we've got this guy >>2591780

Rolled 53 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2591768
whoops, forgot modifier

>>2591780
We still made the DC at least

Well, either we scrape by on the skin of our teeth, or we blow it out of the fucking water! But at least we passed.

bah it's cool, you've got this
writing.

>>2591768
>Size alone has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue.
Huge guts.

>>2591790
>>2591084

We went from Joker to Black Hole MMA Fighter.

...

I am more than okay with this.

Quick guys we need a name we Can Call ourselvs before the ptr gives us one

>>2591855
Kirby.

>>2591855
Graviton.

>>2591849
We still canonically have Mark Hamill Joker voice, the same family, the same origin, same appearance, same everything - just a different powerset. We can still joke and meme like we did before the reboot.

>>2591855
Infinite Jester

>>2591858
OOoo I like!
Now how would we get it known to the public?

>>2591862
If anyone asks What our anmeld are While we are in the armor we just answer graviton

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You grit your teeth and force yourself back up, staggering to your feet as you see the other members of the Protectorate approach from the square's south entrance. Miss Militia and Dauntless are at the head of the pack, with several PRT troopers trailing behind them. You can also see an ambulance pulling up.

That's nice, you could probably do with an ambulance.

They're approaching with some caution, but they don't seem to be too scared. Miss Militia moves in first, a heavy duty pistol clasped in her hands. She stops at about two metres before lowering the pistol slightly. "Hey, you mind if we grab Armsmaster there? We've got a healer coming in. We also have backup on the way if you're a villain, I don't think I've seen you around so don't be offended, it's just in case."

She looks back between you and Armsmaster while the PRT officers move in and grab him.

"Thanks, now if you'll excuse me I have to be going." be cool.
"Don't suppose I could get some medical attention? I'm dying slightly."
Another, more Powerful Idea.

>>2590984
You know what? You have my respect for acknowledging that. Wasn't a huge fan last time around, but imma give this a shot.

>>2591887
>"Don't suppose I could get some medical attention? I'm dying slightly."
Need healing

>>2591887
>"Don't suppose I could get some medical attention? I'm dying slightly."

>>2591887
>"Don't suppose I could get some medical attention? I'm dying slightly."
>only slightly

>>2591887
>Now's not the time to be offended... that comes later!
really tho
>"Don't suppose I could get some medical attention? I'm dying slightly."

>>2591887
>"Thanks, now if you'll excuse me I have to be going." be cool.

>>2591887
>"Don't suppose I could get some medical attention? I'm dying slightly."

>>2591887
>"Don't suppose I could get some medical attention? I'm dying slightly."
>ONLY slightly. Black holes dying tends to get a bit... explosive. Haha.

>>2591887
>"Don't suppose I could get some medical attention? I'm dying slightly."
Much as I loathe the idea of potentially revealing our face to PTR at this point, it's a wonder we even got back up and standing.

Medical attention mind.

writing.

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Maybe if we control out black hole Breaker powers good enough, we could do something like this with our face? What do you guys think?

>>2591928
>squall_is_kill.jpg

thank you for reminding me about the guy with one of the most powerful pants in fiction. A god like pair that can carry concepts and black holes.

>>2591887
>"Don't suppose I could get some medical attention? I'm dying slightly."

"Ah don't worry, I'll get offended later." You chuckle and cough up some blood after your witty retort comes through, luckily all of the girls watching can't see, you probably look really tough and cool right now. "Don't suppose I could get some of that medical attention? I'm kind of bleeding to death here, pretty sure that's bad."

She looks surprised for a second, then quickly nods her head and gestures towards an ambulance. "Yeah, sure. They're for public use. We were honestly expecting a lot more collateral damage from Hooky so we've got some spare. It's a shame we couldn't bring him in though." She stares at you for a second before continuing. "Or was that a polite way of asking for help?"

"Yeah, I can't even feel my legs. Let alone move them."

She lets out a short laugh at that, and goes to grab you by the shoulder before you warn her.

"Wait, let me turn my power off first."

D100+10
DC:???

Rolled 19 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2591994
Here we go

Rolled 78 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2591994
>inb4 we maul Miss Militia

Rolled 91 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>2591994

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>>2592008

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>>2592008
>>2592006
Damn, can't believe you guys didn't maul a protectorate member.

You're already doing better than the other guy.
I'm gonna have to call it here, because it's midnight and I have A dinner tomorrow.
As always I will be monitoring the thread/Discord. Feel free to ask questions.

I will be running again tomorrow. most likely at seven O'clock or so.

>>2592034
Thanks for running!
>Damn, can't believe you guys didn't maul a protectorate member.
...So does our power keep whatever it absorbs stored somehow and turning our power off caused all that metal we tore off of Hookwolf clatter to the ground around us?

Heading towards the prt path.
Fuck !

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>>2592034
Here, have another version of that pic

>>2592066
this is a superior meme

>>2592047
nah, it was to see whether you even could turn it off.

>>2592072
Are ya gonna change a thing or two so we don't take advantage of the things we learned in the other quest?
I'm kind of surprised ya didn't just Nerf us after waking up since the power we gained was too much

>>2592360
of course, plus a lot of stuff from before won't be applicable due to different circumstances and powers.

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>>2592034
> Damn, can't believe you guys didn't maul a protectorate member.

I'm so disappointed. Curse my need for sleep.

This quest is looking great so far.

>>2591463
Huh, makes me think we're more black panther than anything else now. You will be missed joker barnaby, make way for the barnaby panther.

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>>2593446
Shit, forgot pic

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>>2593446
No anon
we are The Dark Knight Barnaby
any other opinion is irrelevant

>>2593463
Glory to Caesar.

>>2593482
No glory to Bane

Guys what does FOREIGN PERMUTATION mean?

>>2593566
>>2591345

>>2591510
>on 4chan
>in worm quest
>the previous iteration of which attempted to cross with a comic book
>claims to have taste
You fucking slob.

So if we're Bane or a big guy in general.
Whose spine are breaking over our knee and when do we do it?

>>2593597
We are Breaking our dads when we Think enough is enough

>>2591994
>Miss milita
>"Hooky"

Hmm, valiant effort, sadly just not enough to imitate Miss milita. You did enough for Armsmaster though so there is that

Anywho on powers i assume striker, and while i would say breaker, the trigger doesn't lend itself to breakers

>>2593670
While seemingly quite powerful, 'event horizon/bad touch' isn't a terribly versatile power.
It is definitely not suited for hero work, as even momentary exposure to it will severely damage any target to hideous effect.

>>2593702
Clearing debris at disaster sites.
Oh right, that doesn't involve being a big dumb meathead and punching people, so anons won't go for it.

>>2593706
> Oh right, that doesn't involve being a big dumb meathead and punching people, so anons won't go for it.
That is the opposite of true.
If there is any room at all for the Barnaby to become the second coming of Christ, you can be sure as shit that the anons are going to steer towards it hard.

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>>2593702
>>2593706

If we can project this power away from us I wonder if we could use it to fly by continuously falling towards a moving black hole. I know it would be the power equivalent of flying by lifting yourself, but with powers it seems that the laws of physics are more of a suggestion than anything absolute.

Shitty MsPaint to illustrate.

>>2593711
I personally want to go wildcard route again, keeping the joking and memeing as before the reboot, but with better applications of our powers.
>clearing disaster sites
>having a minor Mover power by falling to black holes we could make like >>2593723 suggested
These are already good uses of the black body Breaker form. As the Tinker powerset we had pre-reboot, all we did was cut shit with alloy cards, have godlike acrobatics, make some good walls, spread joy and laughter to small children, and mutate stuff (read: ourselves) horribly. I have faith that Zion managed to figure out how to write better or do stuff better this time around, especially while being out-of-commission due to food poisoning.

Something something, fastest way to man's heart is through his stomach? I'm not very good at jokes.

I return!

Writing.

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>>2593736
We mutated the snake too.

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You stand there for a moment as you try to force your power back under your skin, at first it's rather difficult but you quickly begin to feel your body hum with energy. It almost feels like you're a battery, and the energy inside of you refills when you reabsorb the armour. You're hit by the severity of your wounds once your shell is gone, falling to the side as your legs fail you. It takes you a second to notice through all the pain and blood loss, but once you do it shocks you back into consciousness. Your arms are gone, not fully or cleanly cut but torn and shredded beyond any use. You only have bloody stumps past your forearms.

In the movies revelations like this always cause the character's mind to go blank, or they bear it stoically, never letting their inner turmoil show. But you're no action hero, so the freaking out is entirely understandable. You can feel someone drag you towards the ambulances as shock sets in and the pain overwhelms you, tears running down your face as you're strapped down and fussed over by the paramedics.

Mercifully, the doctors inject something into a ragged tear in your chest and you swiftly fade into blackness, you last memory being Miss Militia's shocked stare.

You dream of collapsing stars, and a predatory hunger.

It's unknown how long it takes for you to awaken, but eventually you come to in a hospital room. You're wearing a mask on your face and a medical gown covers you beneath the bedsheets. There doesn't seem to be anyone else in the room, but there is a red button on the table next to your bed.

The rest of the room is all sterile white tiles and sheets, that bleachy hospital smell curling your nose as you breathe it in. Apart from your bed, there is very little else in the room, and even the window is covered with thick blinds.

Try to get up, you have to find someone.
PUSH THE BUTTON
Get a look at yourself first, best to be prepared for what comes next.
Another, more Powerful choice.

Barnaby
Status:???
???: ???/???
???: ???/???

You are wearing a flat white mask and a hospital gown.