>>2577854
first for wrestling Alex

>>2577854
Feet etc.

>>2577854
Watashi wa Vivianfag desu. Cross-country phoneposting is a go once more.

>>2577854
>-Rose raped you. She's a rape person. She's a person who does rapes. That is not okay!

forty keks

>>2577854
Best time of the week is here

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Until now, you've never been inside the rebuilt North High. Even though the layouts of its halls and classrooms are exactly the same in every way as the old school, it creeps you out. Something feels wrong about it.

This is where Rose wanted to meet you after your shooting practice. (Which went as disastrously as you expected it would - you can't hit a target to save your life. Since you might need to do exactly that in the near future, it's a bit worrying.)

Rose is already there, of course. She's standing in the main lobby near the administration area - in front of a case that displays the portraits of every class president in North High's history.

"Did you leave your phone behind?" Rose asks.

"Yeah... did this really have to happen here?" You say.

"After that conversation you had with Darkbloom?" Rose says. "Who knows where he's got eyes and ears. This place seemed reasonably secure..."

You stand by her side and stare at the rows of portraits.

"Notice anything?" Rose asks.

"Yeah," you say. "Can we just get to the--"

"What do you notice?"

"You're going to make me say it? You are such a c--"

"Go on, now."

"My picture is missing."

"Why do you think that is?" Rose asks.

You turn on your heels and walk off. If this is all she wanted to do, just gloat, she can go to hell.

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Rose is cute! CUTE!

It's time

>>2577854
>Rose raped you. She's a rape person. She's a person who does rapes. That is not okay!
Amen

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She jogs after you and grabs your hand, stopping you. "I had to clean up your mess, of course," she says. "Say what you want about my presidency, but at least the school didn't burn down under my watch."

"You're gonna blame the student council president for some random arsonist coming by to burn down the school?" You say.

"When that arsonist is the student council president?" Rose says. "Yeah. I am."

You grimace at her. "You don't know that."

"Of course I do. I'm not half as stupid as you think."

"I mean it," you say. "You don't know what you're talking about. You have no idea what happened that night."

Rose searches your eyes for meaning, but you can wear a poker face when you need to.

"Be that as it may," Rose says, "I know you're not doing Camelia's dirty work because you're afraid she's going to leak your internet history. I'm not, either." She smooths her long skirt with both hands. "You may be the most pathetic person I've ever met, but even you don't deserve whatever she's threatening you with."

"Thanks," you say sarcastically. "I really appreciate your protection."

"I keep racking my brain over how Camelia knows so much about us," she says. "So much stuff that isn't online - at least, whatever happened that night isn't. So how does she know, then?"

You shrug. "It's on video."

"But she needed a reason to suspect," Rose says. "No one solves random cold-case arsons for fun."

"So... what, then?" You ask.

"It's that girl your sister talks to all the time. That weird redheaded bitch who keeps Cerise cooped up in her bedroom all night, every night - who won't stop texting with Cerise at work - your sister got catfished, Alabaster."

"Cerise is smarter than that--"

"Smart doesn't measure up to lonely. Your sister's friend is working with Camelia. I know she is."

It makes more sense than you'd like to admit. For all the contingencies you planned and the secrecy you swore, the gaping hole in your security ended up being Cerise herself.

"Tell me I'm crazy," Rose demands. "Give me one good reason not to pick the lock on her door and snoop through her chatlogs."

[ ] We're not going to do anything for now.
[ ] Go to Cerise and ask her directly about the situation.
[ ] Gather evidence and confirm your suspicions before confronting Cerise about it.

>#WatashiMo
10/10 made me laugh way too hard

>>2577875
[ ] Gather evidence and confirm your suspicions before confronting Cerise about it.
Might as well try

>>2577875
>[X]Confront Cerise directly about the situation.
Bad decisions ahoy!

>>2577875
>[x] We're not going to do anything for now.
If season 1 taught me anything, it's that making wild accusations never works out in our favour

>>2577875
>[x] Gather evidence and confirm your suspicions before confronting Cerise about it.

>>2577875
>[X] Gather evidence and confirm your suspicions before confronting Cerise about it.

You don't just confront someone and say that their best friend is a spy. Going behind her back is going to bite back too

>>2577875
[X] Gather evidence and confirm your suspicions before confronting Cerise about it.

>>2577875
>[X] Go to Cerise and ask her directly about the situation.

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>>2577867
D I S G U S T I N G
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WORST TASTES

>>2577875
>[x] Go to Cerise and ask her directly about the situation.

>[X] We're not going to do anything for now
If we try to find evidence we're gonna end up jumping to conclusions and making an even bigger ass of ourselves than if we just confronted her directly

>>2577875
[ ] Gather evidence and confirm your suspicions before confronting Cerise about it.

>>2577875
>[x] Gather evidence and confirm your suspicions before confronting Cerise about it.

[x] gather evidence

>>2577875
>[X] Gather evidence and confirm your suspicions before confronting Cerise about it.
I believe we should look at her work before condemning her.

[ ] We're not going to do anything for now.

I trust onee-chan

>[X] We're not going to do anything for now

>>2577875
>[X] Gather evidence and confirm your suspicions before confronting Cerise about it.

>[X] Gather evidence and confirm your suspicions before confronting Cerise about it.

Closing, writing.

>>2577875
>[ ] Gather evidence and confirm your suspicions before confronting [the other girl] about it.

>>2577914
You should have auto updates on senpai.

>>2577875
>[x] We're not going to do anything for now.

>>2577900
So you just want us to sit around while that girl uses our sister? I'd rather have her be pissed at us than that

>>2577875
[X] Gather evidence and confirm your suspicions before confronting Cerise about it.

>>2577924
More like she's probably not using our sister but we're gonna get super fucking paranoid and assume she

This happened a bunch in S1 and also just seems like a red herring to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>2577932
But there's also a big chance that she is being used. Worst case scenario Cerise is pissed at us for a little bit while the worst case scenario is can be very dangerous to us. We shouldn't just assume she's being used but we shouldn't just outright ignore it hence why the option to gather evidence exists

>>2577945
Plus she can't pretend NTR us for Stackleford again since he's probably dead in the desert somewhere after having his face stolen by Camelia.

>>2577950
Wow. I completely forgot about Stackleford being "kidnapped". And know that I remember I somehow care less

>>2577875
[X] Gather evidence and confirm your suspicions before confronting Cerise about it.

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>[x] Gather evidence and confirm your suspicions before confronting Cerise about it.

"You are not going to do anything," you growl. "You fucking psycho. I'll take a look at Cerise's computer and see what I can find."

Rose rolls her eyes. "Please. You're just gonna mess it all up, like usual, and come crying to me for help. Let's cut out the unnecessary extra steps this time."

"This conversation is over," you say. "I'm going home."

Rose circles around and blocks your path. You're utterly sick of her shit, and this is the final straw. You do it without thinking: you body check her and slam her against the display case. The force rattles the case and knocks some of the photos down from their frames. Rose falls to her ass and rubs her head, smarting.

"I'm not your slave," you tell her. "We're doing this my way."

Rose looks up at you, her eyes simmering. "You're a useless little shit, Alabaster," she says. "Without me you'd be fucking dead already. You should thank me."

You grab her roughly by the hair and squat, bringing your face level with hers. Your voice is low and firm. "Thank you," you say.

She spits in your face. Of course, this demands a response: you bash the side of her head against the cabinet again.

"I-I bet you get off on this," she says. She pulls back just a bit in your grip, so she's flush against the display case. She splays her legs a little too, and you can't help looking down: she doesn't have any panties on.

"You're disgusting," you tell her.

Her face is a mask of revulsion and barely-concealed lust.

You stand, and she can't help letting out a little whine.

"Fine. We can do it your way," you say. "At least if you get caught, you'll be the one catching Cerise's wrath. Let me know what you find."

"Just--" Rose stutters. "Just like that? You..."

"How many times do I have to tell you that it's going to happen when I decide on it?"

You turn and start down the hall. "Don't hurry to catch up," you say, and push through the double doors leading to the parking lot. Right before you do - faintly, you hear Rose knock her own head against the display case in frustration.

>>2577932
>>2577945
It was literally just posted that our picture isn't hanging on the wall. the fact that a StuCo President's portrait isn't hanging on the wall at the school for which they were council president, who was coincidentally serving at the time of the arson is something even Rose could plainly figure out.

If Alabaster and Rose could do it, there's absolutely nothing that could have stopped Camelia from weaseling her way onto campus after figuring out who we were from Cerise and Galatea and taking notice of the fact that Cerise's Brother was the only one not on that wall.

1. Hate darkbloom
2. befriend a new employee
3. socially engineer her and find out about her brother
4. dig up info on him by any possible means
5. visit school and immediately notice something is very off
6. dig deeper and track him down
7. blackmail him with what you've found

>>2577961
Alphabaster is in town, guys

>>2577961
Holy fuck that escalated so fast. Calm the fuck down Ally

>>2577971
Can't be helped if Rose is involved.

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That evening back at the apartment, Cerise and Rose sit with you in the living room.

You call Kay's personal number as instructed. It rings three, four times before she finally answers.

"Kay Vera," she says. "This better be good. You interrupted my yoga."

"Hi," you say. "This is Alabaster Soliloquy. We met a couple days ago."

A long pause. Finally, she replies: "Yes we did. You almost mowed me down."

"That is not--" you begin, but think better of arguing. "I have some information you might want to publish. About my company."

"So you changed your mind about talking to the press. Why?"

"I saw something that - that really concerned me," you reply, reading straight from a script Rose prepared for you. She nods encouragingly as she watches you.

"All right. What is it?"

"No," you say. "Not like this. People might be listening." Thumbs up from Rose. Cerise is less enthusiastic. She looks anxious, and fiddles with the bottle of beer in her hands - her third in less than an hour.

"That's quite true," Kay hums. "Then let's try this. I've got a place I'm renting in Green Acres - I'll text you the address. Come see me Wednesday, 6 PM. And come alone."

"I fear for my safety," you say. Actually, you fear you come off as a bit stilted reading that line, but hopefully it lands. "I want to meet you somewhere public. How about the Rutabaga Cafe on--"

"I fear for my safety, Alabaster. Darkbloom has people following me."

You look at Rose and Cerise with a worried expression. This wasn't part of the plan.

"All due respect," Kay continues, "but after the way you acted, I can't be particularly confident you aren't leading me into a honey trap. I'll talk with you, but only in a place where I can control the environment. Where I can make sure no one followed me - or you."

Camelia is not going to be happy about this.

[ ] I'll meet you at your place.
[ ] I'll only meet you at the place of my choosing.
[ ] Forget about the meeting entirely, then.

>>2577961
Jeez, Rose is thirstier than Whitney.

>>2577982
>[x] I'll meet you at your place.

>>2577982
[X] I'll meet you at your place.

>>2577982
>[ ] I'll only meet you at the place of my choosing.
>[ ] Forget about the meeting entirely, then.
Spin the choice back on her

>>[x] I'll only meet you at the place of my choosing or you can forget about the meeting entirely, then.

>>2577982
>[X] I'll only meet you at the place of my choosing.

>>2577982
[ ] I'll only meet you at the place of my choosing
Kinda undermines the whole point if it's not there. If she wants the info she has to take risks

>>2577982
>>2577982
>[x] I'll only meet you at the place of my choosing.
Take it or leave it, lady.

>>2577995
Gonna second IaTM here. Gotta have some give and take here, Ascension-chan.

>>2577982
>[x] I'll only meet you at the place of my choosing or you can forget about the meeting entirely, then.

>>2577961
:eyes:
>>2577982
[X] I'll meet at your place
Carmelia is some kind of all-seeing, all-hacking stalker, she has until Wednesday to figure out how to make this work, she can fuckin deal with it

>>2577982

Voting for this >>2577995
We have the upper hand. A journalist should go out of her way for more info.

>>2577982
On one hand, more info right at the source. On the other, it's basically her spider's lair.

>[x] I'll meet you at your place.
High risk, high reward it is.

>[x] I'll only meet you at the place of my choosing or you can forget about the meeting entirely, then.

Closing, writing.

>>2577982

>>2577995
This

>>2577982
>[X] I'll meet you at your place.

I'd say Camelia can go fuck herself, but Stackleford can do it for her.

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>>2578032

>>2578025
You can't push the Alphabaster down that easily.

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>[x] I'll only meet you at the place of my choosing or you can forget about the meeting entirely, then.

"I see," Kay says. "You either really are setting up a trap or something has you seriously spooked."

"Well?" You demand.

"Are you screwing with me, young man?" Kay says.

"No--"

"If you're screwing with me, you'll regret it. I'm not some two-bit hack blogger. I've covered wars, you know."

"I'm not screwing with you," you insist. "This is real. And it's big. And if you want it, you'll have to meet with me in public. How can I know you're not honey trapping me?"

"I swear to god..." she sighs. Then: "I'll call you back in a day or two. We'll talk soon."

With a click, she disconnects.

You're not sure if that's a good or bad outcome.

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>>2578057
>"If you're screwing with me, you'll regret it. I'm not some two-bit hack blogger. I've covered wars, you know."

>>2578057
>I've covered wars, you know.
Pfff. /v/ vs Reddit in Tribes Ascend doesn't count, Vera-chan.

>>2578057
>This is real. And it's big. And if you want it, you'll have to meet with me in public.
In any context, that phrasing turns me on.

>>2578069
I hope so bad that she thinks she's all that but she's just some redditfag who has no idea what their talking about

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At work on Monday, you're sitting cross-legged on the floor in Sable's lab, trying to get SMATTERS to navigate a simulated beach at low tide (A bunch of cat litter and water in a kiddie pool.)

SMATTERS is on manual input mode right now, which means you're in command of the little thing, using an extremely complicated remote that you hold like a game controller. His neural net learns by doing, and uncertain terrain like this is an area that it's weak in. Hopefully you can make it better.

Ken is busy at a workbench, piecing together another disassembled SMATTERS unit. While he works, he whistles the theme song to DuckTales. Over and over again. Incessantly.

Alex comes by and watches you. "Ooh, that looks fun," he says. "Can I try?"

"Knock yourself out," you say, handing him the remote. He grabs it, then immediately plops himself down on the ground - right in your lap.

"I--" you begin.

He looks back at you over his shoulder. "Show me how to do it," he says.

You look to the sky and say a silent prayer for strength in this trying time.

You reach around Alex's thin frame and lay your hands on the remote as well. Carefully, with all of your focus on your hands, and none on the pressure of Alex's butt against your crotch, you demonstrate some basics. His hands are very small and soft and smooth beneath yours. He nods along enthusiastically as you show him several different axes of control and how to move the legs in tandem, how to direct the robot's line of sight, how to make it hop and sit.

When Alex tries for himself without your assistance now, he wiggles side to side and bites his lip in concentration.

Try as you might to stop it from happening, his excited motions in your lap have an obvious side effect.

"Alex..." you say. "Would you mind getting--"

"Hold on, I've almost got it!" He says.

"Would you mind--"

"It's getting close!"

You grab him by the shoulders. He startles under your grip, swiveling his head around to look at you again. "Ally?" he says.

"I need to get up," you say.

He tilts his head to one side like a confused puppy. "Err, all right," he says.

He scoots forward, freeing you from the tyranny of his inadvertent sexiness. You stand up and dust off the back your slacks.

Alex turns his attention back to SMATTERS, but before you can walk away he says: "you were ree-ally hard just now~ ... Weren't you?"

He sticks his tongue out at you. This innocent boy has a bit of the devil in him after all.

"Duck Tales, a-woo-oo," you hear Ken mutter to himself - oblivious to the world.

You check the time. Lunch is coming up soon, so you'll have a few free moments to kill.

[ ] Check on Rose's progress with spying on Cerise.
[ ] Hang out with Cerise for lunch.
[ ] Hang out with Alex for lunch.
[ ] Hang out with Vivian for lunch.
[ ] Hang out with Sable for lunch.
[ ] Hang out with Whitney for lunch.

>>2578088
[ ] Hang out with Alex for lunch.
Too cute to resist

>>2578088
>[X] Hang out with Alex for lunch.
I have to go to sleep now, so you better now fuck this up guys.

>>2578088
>[X] Hang out with Sable for lunch.
Just to make sure she eats.

>>2578088
[X]Hang out with Vivian for lunch.
Let's be SPONTANEOUS.

>>2578088
>[ ] Hang out with Sable for lunch.

>>2578088
[X] Hang out with Vivian for lunch.

>>2578088
>[X] Hang out with Vivian for lunch.

>>2578088
>[ ] Check on Rose's progress with spying on Cerise.
>[ ] Hang out with Cerise for lunch.
If she's busy doing one, doing the other will just fuck up Rose

>[x] Hang out with Vivian for lunch.

>>2578088
>[X] Hang out with Alex for lunch.

>>2578088
>[ ] Hang out with Sable for lunch.

>>2578088
>[X] Hang out with Sable for lunch.

>>2578088
>[X] Hang out with Sable for lunch.

Let's see if she got that bike

>>2578088
>[X] Hang out with Alex for lunch.

>>2578088
This entire post reminds me why I love this quest so much. I can't quote 1 specific thing. From Smatters, to Alex sitting in our lap to Ken singing the duck tales theme song it's just so perfect

Question, is it possible to have lunch with Alex AND Sable?

Lorewise, I could see that one working and would combine a few of the options in this close race

>>2578088
>[x] Hang out with Sable for lunch.

>>2578088
>>2578128
Seconding this

>>2578088
Lunch with Alex and Sable

>>2578128
You choose both and hope people jump on the bandwagon like >>2578133

>[x] Hang out with Sable for lunch

(But Alex might tag along!)

Closing, writing.

>>2578128
I was just about to ask this. If we can I'd like ti do both

>>2578128
Changing to this.

>>2578088
>[ ] Hang out with Alex for lunch.

>>2578141
>(But Alex might tag along!)
Cuuuuuute!

>[X] Hang out with Alex
I need my lap trap

>>2578140
It works in the FQ lore, and it satisfies the requests of 2/3 of the voters. It just makes sense.

>>2577854
Hey OP

I was reading the archives and there was a part where Ally was listening in math class and he’s like “who would ever use MODE for numbers?”
No one in that thread got that joke, but I wanted you to know that I did and I appreciated it very much.

hahahahahahaha

>>2578158
This was season 1 btw

>>2578158
I don't get it please explain to me anon

>>2578169
In a food fight scene, we roll to find a mode to see how many harem members storm out.

>>2578158
I think we all got the joke, but were just too mad at ourselves to mention it

>>2578169
For our first thread on /tg/, OP decided to use The Dice for a 1/6 choice on how many girls would leave dinner completely pissed.

The most rolled number was 6 and our entire harem was angry. Since then we have never used The Dice.

>even mentioning /tg/ dice in a Fuck Quest thread
It's said that on quiet nights, you can still hear the echoes of the butthurt that arose from The Great Triggering of 2014.

>>2578158
>No one in that thread got that joke
It wasn't that subtle of a joke. Three people responded to it with 'oh you', and it's likely that plenty more people noticed it too.

>>2578177
>>2578178
That actually sounds really funny. I've been reading the pastebin and only halfway through did I realize that there are archived threads so I'm thinking about re-reading the threads

>>2578186
>mentioning butthurt in a Fuck Quest thread
[spoiler『TENDERNESS』][/spoiler]

>>2578188
Threads are way more fun

>>2578190
and now I want to die

>>2578191
Oh for sure the only complaint is that I have is that a lot of the time the old archives look really ugly

>>2578190
We're gonna need a new safe word soon. Shit with Rose seems to be really intense and I don't wanna get raped by a strap-on again. That was fucking gay

>>2578204
We got sucked off by a cute boy and had him writhe around in our lap giving us a hard on, and then were teased by him about it

It's too late, anon, the gay is here to stay

>>2578210
>traps
>gay

>>2578213
Dude, it's gay, and there's nothing wrong with that
Stop being insecure

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>[x] Hang out with Sable for lunch.

You better make sure that half-crazy woman is actually eating, since it seems like no one else can bother to give a shit whether she does or not.

"How is the progress with SMATTERS?" Sable asks just as soon as you wheel up a chair beside her workstation.

"I don't know," you say teasingly. "Maybe some pizza would jog my memory. Do you want some, t--"

"No thank you." She hasn't even looked at you since you sat down.

"What do you like, then?" You ask. "Salad, hamburgers, grilled cheese?"

"Nothing, thank you. How is the progress with SMATTERS?"

This is like some kind of elaborate mental torture. "How is the progress with getting a bike?" You say. Anything to get her brain off work for more than two seconds.

No such luck. "This is not workplace appropriate discussion," Sable says.

Enough of this. You grab the back of her chair and spin it around so she's facing you, and not her screen.

"Answer quickly, then," you say.

Sable makes a cute pouty face, but then she does answer: "I purchased a bicycle this Sunday. A relatively cheap model since I may not like it. Only $7500."

Sometimes it's easy to forget that Sable joined the three comma club as a teenager. Her sense of money is a bit distorted, it seems.

"Great. And what kind of food do you like?"

But it turns out you're not the only one who looks after Sable. Alex comes in, apparently having slipped away to the cafeteria, and he's got a tray with three huge slices of pizza on it.

"Here you go, Ms. Guiteau," he says. "You should eat."

Sable points at a spot on her desk where Alex sets down a plate with Sable's slice. He offers you a plate too, and who could turn down a face like that? You take yours and start to eat.

It wounds your ego only a little that Sable instantly accepted pizza from Alex but wouldn't even consider it from you. Is that weird?

Alex nibbles at his food like a little bird, and makes cute little "om" sounds whenever he bites down. You half suspect he's a robot programmed to confuse wayward young men. Or maybe a succubus. Anything is possible, right?
.

>>2578210
>traps
>gay

>>2578213
Traps are pretty gay

>>2578210
He looks like a fucking girl it's not gay. If we got sucked off by Spancer than sure that's be gay

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>>2578213
It's gay anon, and that's ok.

>>2578218
>You half suspect he's a robot programmed to confuse wayward young men. Or maybe a succubus. Anything is possible, right?
I knew Silicon Valley had a plan to turn us all gay.

>>2578220
In fairness, yes, the trap themselves might be gay.

But I'm not the one putting a dick in my ass.

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Despite accepting the plate, though, Sable doesn't touch her food.

"You should eat, Ms. Guiteau," Alex says.

He might be sweet and thoughtful, but he isn't any good at imposing himself on others. Sable defers by asking him some work-related questions about the codebase for SMATTERS, and Alex lets the conversation move on. They yammer back and forth. Time to step up.

"Eat your food," you tell her, cutting into their conversation. "He went out of his way to get it for you."

"Ally!" Alex squeaks. "It's not-- I mean--"

"Is that so?" Sable says. "Am I treating him poorly again?" She glances at Alex. "Am I treating you poorly?"

"N-not at all!" Alex insists. He waves his hands in front of him. "It's fine! Eat at your own pace, Ms. Guiteau!"

Sable seems less than convinced. She takes the plate of pizza in hand and starts eating. And when she eats- she really eats. It's gone in less than two minutes.

"Does this satisfy you, Alex?" Sable asks.

He smiles despite himself. "I-- just want to make sure you stay nourished, Ms. Guiteau. Your brain needs energy!"

Sable nods and returns to her work.

There's still plenty of time:

[ ] Drag Sable away from her office to check out the recreational facilities. [optional: take Alex too.]
[ ] Go somewhere with just Alex and let Sable work.

>>2578219
>>2578223
Is there enough room for all of you in the closet?

>>2578218
Alex nibbles at his food like a little bird, and makes cute little "om" sounds whenever he bites down
Stop! I'm gonna die of diabetes!

>>2578237
>[ ] Drag Sable away from her office to check out the recreational facilities. [optional: take Alex too.]

SAUNA
A
U
N
A

>>2578237
>[ ] Drag Sable away from her office to check out the recreational facilities

>>2578237
>[x] Drag Sable away
>[x] Take Alex too

>>2578237
>[ ] Drag Sable away from her office to check out the recreational facilities.

>>2578245
Also yeah take Alex

>>2578237
>[X] Drag Sable and Alex away from her office to check out the sauna.

>>2578237
>[x]Drag Sable away from her office to check out the recreational facilities.

>>2578237
>[x] Drag Sable away from her office to check out the recreational facilities.

>>2578237
>[x] Drag Sable away from her office to check out the recreational facilities.
>>2578245
seconding for S A U N A

>>2578239
The IP counter says there's room for at least 28 people, Anon-san

>>2578237
>[x] Drag Sable away from her office to check out the recreational facilities. Take Alex too.
time for bonding

>>2578237
[ ] Go somewhere with just Alex and let Sable work.
If she wants to work let her we can have some time with her when we teach her ti ride a bike. But for now it's Alex date time. It's been way to long since we've had some private 1-on-1 time with him

>>2578237
>[X] Drag Sable away from her office to check out the recreational facilities. [optional: take Alex too.]

>>2578237
[ ] Drag Sable away from her office to check out the recreational facilities. Take Alex too.

>>2578237
>[ ] Go somewhere with just Alex and let Sable work.

We got her to eat AND consider Alex's feelings, Let's not push our luck here.

>>2578237
[x] Drag Sable away from her office to check out the recreational facilities.

Looks like it's gonna be time for some fun with Sable and Alex! Writing.

>>2578237
>[x] Go somewhere with just Alex and let Sable work.

>>2578267
Hopefully Whitney has been 'training' alex

>>2578281
After that exchange with him up there, I feel like it's pretty likely.

>>2578281
>>2578304
Shut up! Alex is incorruptible!

>>2578307
True, you can't corrupt what already has been.

>>2578317
Fuck you I'm currently tracking your ip right now so I can personally tell you how anything with that face is immune to corruption and all impure things

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>[x] Drag Sable away from her office to check out the recreational facilities. [optional: take Alex too.]

You try the method that just recently had some success: you grab the back of Sable's chair and spin it around. Then, still holding the chair-back, you wheel her to the front of the office.

She types at the air for a split second before realizing that you've ripped her away from her work.

"Where are you taking me?" She demands.

"Alex, let's go," you say. "We're going to have a little fun with Sable. For once in her life, she'll actually take a full lunch break."

You help Sable out of her chair. The look on her face is one of obvious annoyance, but she goes along with it all the same - mostly, you think, because she knows you aren't going to take no for an answer.

A few minutes later, Alex and Sable are hooked into leather harnesses, trying and miserably failing to climb the artificial rock wall that occupies a 200'x30' section of the wall in the far end of the rec area. The thing is so tall that it extends up several floors, with views to office windows above.

Alex is a little too short to do anything but try to hop from foothold to foothold, which meets with pratfall after pratfall. He can't make it any farther up than about halfway before he falls.

Sable is even worse. She has all the coordination of a baby, slipping time and again off the first couple footholds, before finally planting her feet firmly on the floor, folding her arms and not moving - her signal that she's had all she can stomach of bouldering.

After a particularly disastrous attempt on Alex's part that sends him tumbling backwards off the wall from almost 15 feet in the air, he hangs suspended by his harness, defeated, with all four limbs dangling beneath him under gravity's pull. He's at eye level with you, and despite his failure, he's having a lot of fun. You can tell because he says "this is so fun!" - for about the thirtieth time so far.

"I don't think our boss agrees," you muse.

"Hmmph," is all Sable will say. "This is the most frivolous waste of--"

"Fine, fine," you say. You nod at the trainer, signaling to him that it's time to unhook this odd couple from their harnesses. "But before we go back to work, let's give your muscles a chance to rest."

Sable eyes you warily. Alex kicks a little in the air to give himself momentum, and enjoys the swinging of his whole body back and forth like a pendulum. He giggles to himself.

"Let's check out the sauna, huh?" You say.

>(Please wait warmly)

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>>2578323
okay sure Galatea

>>2578331
>"Let's check out the sauna, huh?" You say.

>>(Please wait warmly)

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>>2578331
And here... We... Go.

>>2578331
>(Please wait warmly)
Oh god this early? I though we would have to work harder for Sable

>>2578331
>despite his failure, he's having a lot of fun. You can tell because he says "this is so fun!" - for about the thirtieth time so far.
cute

>sauna
IT BEGINS

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>>2578331
>"Let's check out the sauna, huh?" You say.

>>2578331
Ohhh man

>>2578331
Get ready for a pastebin

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>>2578331
>>(Please wait warmly)

>>2578339
Why do you think Sable is going to be in the sauna with us?

>>2578339
I'm assuming it's gender-separated and we're just getting busy with Alex. Most we'll probably get of Sable is seeing her naked.

>>2578352
I just want sable to catch a minor glimpse of our and Alex's monstrous cocks in her peripherals

>>2578352
Convincing Alex to become a peeper sounds really funny actually. I can see it going something along the lines of:
>"I don't know Mr. Ally this doesn't seem very Christian"
>"It's fine Alex this is what friends do... also just call me Alabaster"
>[Drags a very reluctant Alex with us]
Afterword
>"Man I didn't expect a nerd to pack such a nice body how about you Alex"
>"I'm such a bad boy. I'm such a bad boy. I'm such a bad boy."

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The sauna is coed but there are gender-segregated locker rooms to get ready in before you make use of the facility. Even in here, it's humid and sticky - from the heat wafting in through the short hall that leads to the sauna.

The locker rooms are kind of tiny - just a short aisle with two rows of lockers facing one another and a shower on the other side of one set. There's no real way to avoid getting naked in front of Alex. Well, when in Rome...

Despite having had, uh, first-hand experience with you, Alex blushes and looks away when your pants come off. He might be brazen in flirting but in a situation like this he's not so forward.

You do it quickly, and soon your dignity is preserved again by a white towel wrapped around your lower half.

But Alex is still more than just a bit timid, and he's still fully clothed.

"Well?" You say. "Let's get going."

(You'd be lying if you said you didn't want him to do it in front of you, which is why you're lingering instead of just heading to the sauna room."

Alex pokes both index fingers together, demurring. "It's... a little embarrassing," he says.

[ ] Let him strip in privacy.
[ ] Stand your ground.

>>2578375
>[ ] Stand your ground.
Guilt trip him. He just saw us naked, after all.

>>2578375
>[x]Stand your ground
For completely not gay reasons, of course.

>>2578375
>[x] Stand your ground.
That 0/1 isn't gonna 1/1 itself.

>>2578375
>[ ] Stand your ground.


It's not gay if it's in the locker room, everyone knows that.

>>2578375
>[x] Stand your ground.

>>2578375
>"It's... a little embarrassing," he says.
Well, he's guaranteed to be hung like a horse

>[X] Let him strip in privacy
Nothing we aren't going to see later

>>2578375
>[x] Stand your ground.
standing by for 1/1

>>2578375
>[X] Stand your ground.

>>2578375
>[X] Stand your ground.
And that won't be the only thing that will be standing.

>>2578375
>[ ] Let him strip in privacy.
Let's be nice he probably gets bullied enough bu Whitney

Sable isn't silly enough to stay in the sauna until she collapses r-right? I-is she okay in there

>>2578375
>[x] Stand your ground.

>>2578375
>[x] Let him strip in privacy.
No forcing.

>>2578399
^ gay

>>2578401
Oh god now that you mention it I think Ally is gonna have to save Sable's life a 3rd time. I'm genuinely curious how high this counter will go by the end

>[x] Stand your ground.

>>2578375
>[X] Let him strip in privacy

>>2578375
>[X] Stand your ground.

>>2578375
[x] Let him strip in privacy.

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>[x] Stand your ground.

You fold your arms. "You don't want to keep Ms. Guiteau waiting, do you?" You say.

This shocks Alex into action. "N-no!" He stammers.

"Then let's go," you say.

He slowly slips his shirt off - as his arms rise above the level of his head you can see clearly now that his armpits are bare. Does he shave them or is he just incapable of growing hair there? You're not sure which one is more...

You try not to finish that thought.

His torso is lithe, without a hint of body fat or even muscle for that matter - and the curve of his hips is definitely more suggestive of the feminine than the masculine. At least, you want to think so. Alex is so embarrassed by now that he's visibly shaking as he loops his thumbs into the waistband of his spats. He glances back at you, his eyes pleading for at least a little dignity, but you just stand there. He bows his head and does it.

You can hardly believe what you see: Alex is wearing a pair of frilly pink panties.

You would say something, but you're absolutely gobsmacked.

"M-M-Ms. Whitney said..." Alex explains, his voice small and stuttering.

He loops his fingers in the waistband of these as well.

[ ] No. Wear those into the sauna. [with towel / without towel]
[ ] Let him finish.

>>2578375
>[X] Stand your ground.

>>2578427
>[ ] Let him finish.

>>2578427
>[x] Let him finish.

>>2578427
OP you fucking TEASE.
>[x]Wear those into the sauna without towel.

>>2578427
>[X] No. Wear those into the sauna. [with towel]
just to be a little nice

>>2578427
>[x] No. Wear those into the sauna. [without towel]
We'll see plenty of his dick, but this is a special opportunity.

>>2578427
>[X] Let him finish.

>>2578427
>[x] Let him finish.

>>2578427
>[X] No. Wear those into the sauna. with towel

I’m not sure which is worse.

>>2578427
>[ ] No. Wear those into the sauna. [with towel]
Whitney's orders. Plus I don't wanna se his dick

[x] Panties on, towel off

YESSS

>>2578427


>>2578427
>[X] Let him finish.

>>2578427
>[ ] Let him finish.

In addition, ask if he actually likes wearing them.

>>2578427
>[X] No. Wear those into the sauna. [with towel]

>>2578427
>[X] Let him finish.

>>2578427
>[ ] No. Wear those into the sauna with towel
The fact that we'll know but Sable won't turns me on immensely.

>>2578427
>[ ] Let him finish.

>[ ] Let him finish.

Looks like he's gonna finish!

Please wait warmly.

>[X] No. Wear those into the sauna. [with towel]

>>2578456
Ohhh man

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>[x] Let him finish.

He slides the panties down his supple legs and stashes them in his locker. He turns around with his hands clasped over his genitals, just standing there, his face a neon red.

You only realize that you're gawking at him in awkward silence when he stutter: "M-Mr. Ally, please, a t-towel..."

(He seems to default to calling you Mr. in moments of vulnerability. It's too cute.)

You knock yourself out of your reverie and hand him a towel from the shelves beside you. He takes it, turns, and wraps it around himself. You never catch a truly full-frontal glimpse - but you do see his round and smooth little ass before he covers it up. You have to walk to the sauna with a hand over your own front to conceal what's lurking there.

---

(You have unlocked a special FUCK QUEST event! This next update may take a bit more time.)

>>2578456
naked trap is okay too

>>2578473
HAHA TIME FOR 1/1
How the hell is Sable gonna be involved?

>>2578475
I guess, but hopefully we'll get another chance at a public embarrassment scene.

>>2578473
Yay. Special event time!

>>2578481
Surely there's going to be a scene where we'll get him to go out in public wearing a dress or a skirt.

>>2578496
Or to the beach in a bikini.

>>2578496
10/10 idea Whitney but get back to work

>>2578500
Nani? 2 Whitneys!?

[WARM WAITING INTENSIFIES]

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So, what was her senior quote /fq/?

>>2578532
"I may be stupid, but I'm not dumb."

>>2578532
"Paint me green Ally"

>>2578532
"Thomas Jefferson, sucka!"

>>2578532
"It's complicated"

>>2578532
"I sucked Alabaster Soliloquy's dick in Boise, eat shit Rose."

>>2578532
The entire "Tomboys are for" copypasta.

>>2578539

This will be canon for what she submitted, but the quote got rejected by the editors.

Anyway, back to writing.

>>2578532
>I don't want to be a mom just yet. If I have sex, I'm going to buy birth control and take two in case they're twins.

>>2578532
"Wait, I'm actually graduating?"

>>2578550
Don't be such a bitch Rose.

>>2578545
Unironically my proudest moment.

>>2578473
>It's been 45 minutes
My warmth is starting to fade. I need you to keep me warm anons

>>2578566
>I need you to keep me warm anons
That's pretty gay, but not as gay as what we're about to do

>>2578566
Think about the fire that burned down North High, should keep you warm for a little longer.

>>2578569
It's not gay if he looks and acts like a girl

>>2578571
Camelia pls

>>2578569
>what we're about to do
>gay

>>2578569
>implying thats not a reverse trap

>>2578574
In that case, it's extra gay. Just accept that we're all super homos and continue to wait warmly.

Sable is gonna watch, isnt she.

>>2578583
Unless she's passed out in sauna.

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While we wait I think It's important to mention that TOMORROW IS SABLE'S BIRTHDAY! What should we get her anons? Will you be as disappointed as me if we don't get a special birthday event?

>>2578583
in b4 sable joins in.

>>2578586
Sounds like a perfect opportunity for a birthday bike ride to me.

>>2578586
Training Wheels.

And a fuckloud horn.

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REMINDER
IT'S A MATTER OF PERSPECTIVE
Do you go looking for feminine dudes?
Or do you just not give a shit if that "chick" has a dick?

>>2578591
I know what you're thinking, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sIKYlxDxwE

>>2578586
Hmm. On second thought, its not more about buying. Her sense of money is kinda skewed and folks probably buy her expensive shit to attempt to butter her some times.

What would be impactful would be stuff you cant buy. Homemade shit.

Time to attempt to bake a cake.

>>2578586
Win her something from the arcade

>>2578604
Bicycle cake.

>>2578604
Alex can help. I'm sure he's great at cooking, baking, and all other types of housewifery

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>>2578545
The editors might not have accepted it, but that doesn't stop me from putting it in.

>>2578559
I didn't even expect OP to respond

I was gonna make ones for Alabaster and Rose, but it's impossible to find useful pictures of them. Plenty of 8man as a trap though.

>>2578620
Ally's would obviously be "it's not enough for me to succeed. Others should fail" and Rose would probably be some feminist bullshit

>>2578625
Ally's quote was obvious from the start. Rose's would have been another "choose one, /FQ/"

>>2578627
Rose's would be, "One is not born, but rather becomes, a woman." - Simone de Beauvoir

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>>2578662
>https://pastebin.com/Ugfg9kW2
What are you doing to my dick. I swear to god, I didn't like traps this morning.

>>2578662
>80 minutes to write

Holy shit OP studios, you must have put a lot of effort into the smut i'm about to read

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>>2578662

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>>2578662
>"Thank you for the enjoyable lunch break."

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>>2578662
I don't like being so rough and degrading with Alex. When's the tender loving?

>>2578662
1/1 achieved.

>>2578662
We're fucking gay now.

>>2578662
I'm starting to worry about Alex's self-esteem.

>>2578691
There honestly doesn't seem to be much to worry about.

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BOYS FUCKED: 1/1

A wise man once told you that honesty is important in any relationship. You immediately cop to Whitney about what happened in the sauna.

Well, you kind of have to: Alex had to take the rest of the day off sick after the abuse you heaped on him, and he was so exhausted that it fell to you to drive him back to his apartment. And since Whitney shares that apartment with him now, it was inevitable.

"You broke rule one!" Whitney whines. "Why you little..."

When you deposit a still half-conscious but deliriously smiling Alex in his bed, Whitney climbs into it with him and slaps his spat-covered ass. "Is it still in there?" She demands. "I'm gonna suck it out of him!"

"Good lord," you say. "I got him cleaned up before I took him back. Look, I'm sure you'll have other opportunities..."

"Right now!" Whitney demands, sitting hunched over on balled-up fists and staring up at you. "Fuck him again right now!" She bounces up and down for effect.

"You're like a child, you know? I couldn't possibly. Besides, it would probably break him."

Whitney looks back and forth from you to where Alex lies panting on top of his sheets. She still doesn't seem to understand the problem here.

"Listen, we need to talk about something else," you tell her. You gently guide her out of Alex's bedroom.

"What's up?" She says.

[ ] I just want to make sure you're not going to work for Dakrbloom.
[ ] I changed my mind. I want you to take the security guard job at Darkbloom Analytics.

And...

[ ] Also, I need your help. With Rose.
[ ] (Say nothing about Rose)

>>2578662
That might be one of the best lewd scenes from this quest yet good LORD

>>2578662
Fucking based. We need to fuck Sable next I'm not sure if i can wait any longer

>>2578662
>might be the small pink bow tied tightly around the base of it.

I swear to god im not gay

>>2578697
>[ ] I just want to make sure you're not going to work for Dakrbloom.
>[ ] (Say nothing about Rose)

>>2578697
>[ ] I just want to make sure you're not going to work for Dakrbloom.
[ ] (Say nothing about Rose)

>>2578697
>[x] I changed my mind. I want you to take the security guard job at Darkbloom Analytics.
>[x] Also, I need your help. With Rose.

>>2578697
>[x]I changed my mind, I want you to take the security guard job at Darkbloom Analytics.

And

>[x]Rose is a rape person. She's a person who does rapes.

>>2578697
>Whitney looks back and forth from you to where Alex lies panting on top of his sheets. She still doesn't seem to understand the problem here.
BREAKING: Whitney "Four in a Row" Price doesn't understand the concept of cooldown.
More at 6.

>[x] I just want to make sure you're not going to work for Darkbloom.

>[x] Also, I need your help. With Rose.

>>2578697
[ ] I just want to make sure you're not going to work for Dakrbloom
It only seems like it'll cause trouble in the future to me. I also don't want her hogging Alex to much it's enough that she gets to live with him work is the only break from her

>>2578697
>[ ] I changed my mind. I want you to take the security guard job at Darkbloom Analytics.
>[ ] Also, I need your help. With Rose.

>>2578697
Savage.

>>2578697
[X] Dont work for DB
[X] Also, I need your help. With Rose.

>>2578697
[ ] I changed my mind. I want you to take the security guard job at Darkbloom Analytics.

[ ] (Say nothing about Rose)

>>2578697
>Whitney climbs into it with him and slaps his spat-covered ass. "Is it still in there?" She demands. "I'm gonna suck it out of him!"
Based Whitney is such a riot.

>[X] I changed my mind. I want you to take the security guard job at Darkbloom Analytics.
>[X] Also, I need your help. With Rose.

>>2578697
>[x] I changed my mind. I want you to take the security guard job at Darkbloom Analytics.
>[x] (Say nothing about Rose)

>>2578697
>[ ] I just want to make sure you're not going to work for Dakrbloom.
>And...
>[ ] (Say nothing about Rose)

>>2578697
>[ ] I just want to make sure you're not going to work for Dakrbloom.
>[ ] (Say nothing about Rose)

The last thing we need is Whitney forcing herself into everything as usual.

>>2578716
Also
>[ ] Also, I need your help. With Rose
I feel like if we don't stop this soon it's gonna get waaay outta control

>>2578697
>[ ] Also, I need your help. With Rose.

>>2578697
>[ ] Also, I need your help. With Rose.

No opinion on the other vote.

>>2578697
[x] I just want to make sure you're not going to work for Dakrbloom.
[x] (Say nothing about Rose)

>[x] I just want to make sure you're not going to work for Dakrbloom.

>[x] Also, I need your help. With Rose.

Closing and writing.