Once you were in a presentable shape after your morning rituals your wife looked at you from the bathrooms doorframe.
"So what's the plan for today?"

"Well..."
You responded as you adjusted your scarf.
"The Head Captain requested a meeting."

"Sounds important."

"Eh...
I highly doubt it. Nothing serious ever comes from him.
Maybe he just wants to celebrate the inauguration of the newly finished Seireitei."

"Anything else?"

"Uh-huh.
We have the issue with the new 'immigrants'."

"That's today?"

"Yeah.
And while I'm there I might as well check on the humans as well.
Plus there is the issue of the Quincy aaaand... I think that's about it.
After that-"
You turn around and hold her hands.
"We'll throw a party of our own."

>Decide which one to start with

>Soul Society
>The living world
>The Quincies

>>2576417
>The Quincies

Oddly enough the SS can be taken care of or second, because it moves at a different pace compared to the real one doesn't it?

I don't want the quest to end. Its been such a long road.

>>2576417
>The Quincies

>>2576417
>The Quincies

>>2576426
Feels like just yesterday we were cannibalizing and tearing apart hollows to eat.
How nostalgic...

>>2576417
>>Soul Society

>>2576455
Rip dude in the crater.

Derailing threads for along time now.

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>>2576426

Well quincies win

>writing

>>2576479
F Tay

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"Well... got to go."
After kissing Tias cheek you made your way outside to open up the Garganta.

Stepping through the portal you made your way to the place that was decided to house the quincy deserters: Uraharas shop.
Arguably more dangerous than anywhere else in the known universe but at least it guarantees they behave themselves.
After meeting up with Mister Clogs himself you made your way to the creepy dungeon he set up under his candy store.

"So... what's the verdict Kaizar-san?
Will you let them live or gas them?"

"I'll gas you if you make another remark."

Once their literal God was slain most of the surviving quincy capitulated with only the most zealous nutjobs choosing to fight to the death.
But of course all those people, including the vast majority of the soldat had to be housed somewhere temporarily so Uraharas man cave got turned into a refugee shelter.
Of course this was only a temporary solution as nobody wanted to take the responsibility of handling them.
There were many debates over what should be done with them.
Some suggested imprisonment either for a set duration or possibly forever.
Others wanted to let them go on probation, like in the olden days where families like the Ishidas were closely monitored by the shinigami.
And of course there were those that suggested genocide. That there is enough blood on the quincys hand already and that you shouldn't risk any more 'incidents'.

But you...
You aren't sure what to do with them.
Luckily since nobody is willing to make the call nobody will have the right to question your choice on the matter.
Not unless they want to challenge the God Slayer.

Upon entering the cave proper you were greeted by a vaguely familiar sight.
The Sternritter you met previously were standing right in front of you with their subordinates huddled behind them.
They were really a sorry sight.

"Oh...
Hey look! It's the big man himself."
Liltotto observed as you entered and the others immediately looked in your direction.
"What's up?
Hey... not to be a cunt or anything but...
Have you guys decided yet what'll happen to us?"

"No...
But I have to go on a tour today anyway so...
I might as well handle you guys."

"Is that supposed to be encouraging?!"
Bambietta growled at your nonchalant response.

"No..."
You turned your head to the side.
"Urahara.
How's that project of yours?"

"I'd say it's about ready for testing."

"Good enough."

"Erm... what project?!"

You return your gaze to the quincy.
"A bio weapon."
Suddenly the prisoners fell silent.
"It was originally developed during the actual war as a failsafe but it was never used as you may have noticed.
Made up of hollow cells it was basically a virus bomb containing hollow cells."

"And just how the hell did you create such a thing anyway?!"

"You were careless.
With only a few samples we managed to figure out your weaknesses.
But that's not the point. We never stopped development on it. And we had some... interesting results.
Obviously we couldn't just let you guys loose after all that happened.
So here are the things I can offer you.
Either you agree to living your lives as regular mortals... returning to a world that you abandoned a thousand years ago. But otherwise free of the shinigamis gaze.
Or you could live like those of you who chose not to side with your father. But being just as exposed to the shinigami as they were."

"W-Wait... Mortals?"

You nodded.
"What we developed.
Something that could strip you of your abilities.
Allowing you to live your lives as regular people.
But with the benefit of no longer undergoing soul suicide."

Suddenly the silence was gone as the cave got filled with the murmurs of the quincy.
"You'd ask us to abandon our pride as quincy?"

"Didn't you already abandon it?
You sided with a maniac... wrought destruction on a great many people, most of whom had nothing to do with the injustice that was done to you a thousand years ago.
Is that really what your so called quincy pride means?"
They hesitate for a moment.
"Then again...
Who am I to judge?
I partook in more killings than most of you combined. Much like most other hollows.
But there is one difference: We decided to wipe the slate clean. To start over. And vowed never to return to the old ways."

"Well we were never given that chance! WERE WE?!"

"Are you daft?
You just were.
At this point Hueco Mundo is basically a zoo of the universes rejects.
You'd fit right in. But if you didn't follow the rules you'd be punished accordingly."

"You'd expect us to live together with hollows?!"
Another voice screamed at you from the crowd as did many others.

"Do you have a choice?
Soul Society won't accept you, you made sure of that.
In the living world you'll have your days numbered.
Here with the treatment you could still live for a few decades maybe even centuries."

The crowd keeps muttering chaotically.
It's clear that the quincy are quite befuddled by the offer.
Now would be a good chance to decide what to do with them.

>So... are you interested in an amnesty from Vanaheim?
>Are you ready to live as mortals then?
>I assume that you want to keep your powers then...
>Other? (write-in)

>>2576598
>I assume that you want to keep your powers then...

>>2576598
>So... are you interested in an amnesty from Vanaheim?
>If not, there IS another option, though it won't have any pleasant company. I could send the lot of you off to live in the Beast Realm. You would be alone there, relatively free to live as you wish. Though, it would be a little difficult to set up at first, I imagine.

y'all niggas should vote

please... just one more so we can get a tie breaker

>>2576606
This

>>2576672
I've got you man.

>>2576687

ayy

>writing

Im awake, fuck. This is really it huh.

>>2576732
Ya no, its fucking surreal.

I kinda don't want to take their powers away, that's a bit of a dick move.

We killed their god, the only person left who could ostensibly take control is like, what, Bambietta? We could turn her into paste if she tried to pull anything. Not only that, but we still have the power drain as a failsafe. They're 100% not a threat anymore.

Only issue with them coming to live in Ghost Mexico is the risk that the result is a 'Quincy ghetto' due to the huge population influx. Can our infrastructure handle that?

I mean, they're all strong fighters, so it's not like they couldn't contribute to the work, but the issue is still potentially there.

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"Judging by your silence I assume you are intent on keeping your powers.
You do realize that you'll be under constant surveillance from both the shinigami and us..."

"We are aware.
But it's not like you left us with much of a choice!"
Bambietta shouted at you.

"You should be glad you had these options.
I could dump you into the beast realm and nobody would care.
Granted you could establish a civilization there from scratch but the beast king would likely step on you before that'd happen."

"I seriously hope you're joking."

"You've seen first hand that I don't make empty threats."

"...
True."

"Well I for one accept your offer."
Liltotto then butts in on the conversation.

"L-Lil?!
Are you crazy?"

"No.
I'm just tired of being constantly hungry."

"Very well."
You gesture for her and she walks up next to you.
"Anybody else?
...
As you wish."

You snap your finger and a portal opens up behind you and from it several skull clad figures step out with heavy boxes in hand.
One by one they line up and neatly stack the heavy crates next to you.
"Then consider this as a gesture of good will from us.
After all you might need some clothes that aren't fashioned after nazi uniforms if you want to live a normal life."

The Calaveras then proceeded to open up the crates and hand out the individually prepared packages for the quincy present and you gave Lil her own.
They just stare at this in dumb confusion until finally Candice asks the question on everyones mind.

"Why?!"

"For obvious reasons we couldn't exactly contribute for your housings.
So we'll do at least this much if Urahara will handle your reintegration."

"H-HOLD ON A SECOND!
DON'T MAKE DECISIONS LIKE THAT WITHOUT MY CONSENT!"

Ignoring him you continued your speech.
"As I said... this is a gesture of good will.
We don't want to be your enemies. That is... unless you give us a reason to change our minds."

"And what about hollows that aren't part of your little cabal?
Are we supposed to just keel over if one hungry bastard wants a bite out of us?"

"Tch...
What do you think I am? A shinigami?
No... you're free to kill them. I frequently do the same.
We are not associating ourselves with those animals.
And without your God the souls you purge should just return to the wheel...
But I'd still recommend not going on a hollow genocide if you don't want us breathing down your necks."

Candice just blinked at you several times in confusion.

"So...
You won't treat us like animals?"

You shook your head.
"I was on the receiving end of that treatment.
And I aim to be better than that.
Just remember that I can also be far worse..."

"Heh... duely noted!
At least you're transparent!
I like that."

"Glad we understand each other.
Now if you'll excuse me I have a million other things to do so I'll leave you to your own devices.
Pester Urahara if you need anything. He's unbearable but at least he's a pushover if you ask him nicely."

"HEY!"

"Liltotto."

"Huh?"

"I'll leave one of the Calaveras here.
Once your treatment is done just ask it to bring you over."

"Will do."

After cracking your knuckles and opening up a Garganta of your own you left Urahara to deal with this mess.
"One down...
Three to go."

>Soul Society
>Humans
>The newcomers
>Other? (write-in)

>>2576781
>>The newcomers

>>2576781
>Humans

>>2576781
>Soul Society
Wow, so it's almost over.

I hope someone can replace it, I don't want to be left with just SS.

fuggen shit you nerds
I'll switch to
>Soul Society
then

Okay then.

>>2576795
Thank you for your sacrifice

>writing

>>2576781

>Soul Society

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It took you a while to reach the Seireitei though not for a lack of speed rather the very specific destination you chose.
Sadly the bridge you commissioned between the two realms was still under construction so the best thing you could do is appear at the designated place to cause as little inconvenience to the shinigami as possible.

But once you finally arrived you saw for yourself that the building was progressing quite nicely.
Now standing proudly under the Soul Society sun the massive arch towered above you.
Once the ring is complete it will be quite a spectacle to behold.

You marveled at the architecture while waiting for the shinigami to take note of your arrival and to their credit it only took them a few minutes to assemble a small squad of soldiers to escort you.
It truly felt strange to be accompanied not by shinigami ready to cut you but actual honor guards.
But it was not an unpleasant feeling.

"The Head Captain is waiting for you Sir!"

"Thank you, I know the way from here."

"Very well Sir! We'll wa-"

"Nah you can leave.
If anyone asks tell them I threatened you."

"T-Thank you Sir!"

After successfully ditching your escorts you made your way into the barracks of the 1st Division.
Once again a strange sensation overcame you as you realized you were not sneaking in here like usual.
But the upside of your previous escapades is that you knew the layout of the place pretty well.
Not even bothering to knock you slid open the door and let yourself in, which the Captain Commander did not enjoy.

"Would it be too much to announce yourself before entering?
At this rate you'll shave off more of my lifespan than what you gave me back Kaizar..."

"Do you have a guilty consciousness that you get scared so easily Ukitake?"

"No just...
I have so much work to do I can't help but doze off.
And then you show up with that undetectable presence of yours."

"Yeah sorry. I get it.
I'll try more in the future."
You point at the chair in front of him.
"May I?"

"Of course.
Did you receive my letter?"

"Yeap.
So... what's the matter?"

>>2576896
Oh god it's really ending.

I'm too sober for this.

"Oh nothing.
Just a few... peculiar things that need clarification."
Shuffling his stack of papers around he cleared his desk as much as he could before continuing.

"Ever since the wars end things have been strange around here.
The sudden dismantling of the Central 46, most noble houses being stripped of every privilege with only the Kuchikis and the Shihoins left, the Gotei 13 becoming the official government, the disbanding of the Royal Guard, the shinigami being given the duty of maintaining and aiding the Rukongai after all this time and the list goes on.
All coming in the form of official decrees written by the Soul King himself, something which happened precisely 0 times before this.
Everything became so convenient for us all of a sudden.
...
You wouldn't happen to know why this is the case.
Would you?"

"Maybe your God had a change of mind after this whole mess."

"You and I both know that is unlikely..."

"Sorry. But I don't know what your god is thinking.
Just be glad it's changing things for good."

"Just... please assure me it's fine."

You hesitate for a moment, not feeling like lying to him like that.
"Even if it isn't... you have my number.
Call me and I'll handle it."

*sigh*
"You're not making this any easier for me you know..."

"Sorry."

Leaning back against the chair you stared up at the ceiling.
"So... How's Yamamoto doing?"

"Fine actually.
He almost made a full recovery.
At first he was a bit shocked about the developments but he seemed to take comfort in the fact that I took his place.
Almost immediately after his recovery he submitted his official resignation as Captain Commander though.
He's still technically the Captain of the 1st and I just use his office but he seems to have fully committed to being an instructor at the Academy.
And now that he can he started acting more and more like an old man should."

Reaching under his desk he withdrew an expensive looking bottle of liquor and a set of two glasses.
Almost immediately afterwards he started pouring you a drink.

"Kyoraku gave this for my inauguration.
Now that we're finally reaching the end of this madness I'd say it's fitting to celebrate a bit."

"But just a bit.
I still got a few tasks to handle."

"Ah... visiting the family?"

"Not yet.
I'm planning on giving them a bit of breathing room with all this craziness.
Besides, wouldn't want to embarrass Junior while he's trying to impress his woman."

"Who's that again?"

"Lieutenant Kotetsu."

"Wow...
That might be crazier than anything you've done.
I'd much rather have the lung cancer..."

"I sent him a carton of healing slime to make up for all the missed birthdays.
I think he might need it."

After a few more sips Ukitake continued.
"So did you deal with the quincy yet?"

"Yeah.
I was just there.
Decided to give them a chance.
They lay low, they don't get stomped on."

"I'm not sure that was such a good idea..."

"Without their patriarch they are mostly harmless.
And they shouldn't disturb the balance either.
So leave them be unless they are asking for it.
That includes that clown of yours that experimented on them."

"I'll try my best."

"Good.
...
So...
Was there anything else?"

"Oh... oh yes!
I almost forgot!
Did you review the joint patrol schedules and the exchange program?"

"Yeah. Even made a few adjustments after having my men peer review it.
I just didn't bother to send it to you yet.
I'll get on it once I have the time."

But with that you chugged the remainder of the glass and stood up after slamming it down on the table.
"Anyways thanks for the drink.
But I still have a few errands in the human world to take care of.
Once we have the communications established we should do more of these conferences."

"Of course."

>Check on the humans
>Go see the new guys

>>2577055
>Check on the humans

>>2577055
>Check on the humans

>>2577055
>>Go see the new guys

>>2577055
>Check on the humans

>>2577055
>Check on the humans.

>writing

>>2576414
>German Hollow Quest: The End
>The End
I'm not ready.

genuinely sad man ,FUUCK too sober for this shit

was fun ride anyway, hope you don't disappear.

>>2577117
I won't

not for long anyway.

I'm like a skin condition

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Now there might be a proper procedure for entering the Soul Society established but luckily for you nobody cares about how you leave.
So with a flick of your wrist you opened up another portal and waved to Ukitake as you stepped through the boundary.
What you decided to do next was perhaps the least urgent matter on your list but it was still something you wanted to do.
After all that's been done you really felt like checking up on the humans whose lives were affected by your titanic battle.

Leaving the empty realm of the Garganta behind you politely knocked on the door and almost immediately you were greeted with a familiar face.
"Hey Kaizar!"

"Hello Yuzu!
You look as lovely as ever!"

"Aww thanks!
Please come in!"
She turned her head around and yelled.
"Mom! Dad! Kaizar is here!"

Upon entering the room you greeted everyone and allowed yourself to be seated down by Masaki.
Being placed right next to Isshin you wasted no time taunting him.
"So how are your hips old man?"

"If you couldn't regenerate you wouldn't be so smug about it..."

"So it still hurts."

"Like a bitch."

"DAD!"

"Sorry..."

Turning your attention to the other guest in the room you started teasing him as well.
"And who do we have here?
Finally decided to act like an uncle should Uryu?"

"Tch...
I'll have you know I'm doing this because of Rena and not Kurosaki..."

"Yes. I see how much you resent this position by how your initials are clearly visible on her rompers."

"D-Did you just come to mock everyone?!"

"No. I do that because I enjoy it."
Averting your attention from the nervous little quincy you addressed the whole family instead.
"I just came to check on you guys.
Nothing too bad happened to you I hope."

"Oh don't worry!"
Yuzu answered.
"Karin and I handled it!"

"Tsk tsk tsk...
Have you no shame Ichigo? Letting your little sisters fight your battles for you?"

"I fought once. Almost lost my arm because of it.
No thanks."

"You should've gone for it.
It builds character."

"What? You mean characters like you?"

But you didn't respond to him as you were too busy making silly faces to his daughter.
Not wanting to stop your fun the others patiently waited for you to finish before continuing.

"So Kaizar... How are things back home?"
Isshin asked you.

"Yes! How's my brother? Is he alright?"

"Settle down you two!
Everything's fine.
Most of the damage was already undone.
And you needn't worry about him."

>>2577127
thank you.
anyway ill stop before going full gay,its wierd how attached i got to fanfic quest.Truly feat only few skin conditions can achieve.

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>>2576998
>"Lieutenant Kotetsu."
I shipped that from the start

100% positive result

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"Oh thank the Spirit King."

"Eh... you shouldn't be thanking him anymore Rukia."
Isshin corrected her.
"He was actually one of the folks that didn't make it."

"W-What?! But that's impossible!"

"Well... Kaizar got a replacement.
Whether that's a good or a bad thing we'll have to see."

"But this reminds me-"
You interject.
"How's Yoruichi doing? She was in a pretty bad condition last time I saw her."

"Ah it was nothing a few... dozen meals and a hot bath couldn't fix.
Now she's the same as ever."

"I'm glad."

What little tension built up quickly dissipated as you started chatting away.
The girls even asked you when they'll be able to see Sophia again and you told them that they'd have to wait for her to get her gigai refitted.
But with all the pleasantries over with you politely took your leave, stating that you still had work to be done.
After all you only came to make sure they were alright.

This time however you didn't bother to open up the Garganta and instead went to your destination the old fashioned way.
Soaring above Karakura Town you flew over the entire thing in a matter of minutes before landing softly before an all too familiar warehouse.
As you walked up to it you were almost disappointed how there wasn't a barrier for you to smash through.
Oh well.

Just as you stepped through the open door you were rather rudely greeted by a midget.
"About time you showed up!"

"Hey man! What's up?"

Ignoring Hiyori completely you responded to Rose.
"Not much.
Had to take care of a few errands across the realms.
Are you guys ready?"

"Ayyup.
Got my belongings in this duffle bag right here and Hiyori is pretty much ready as well."

Looking over at the others you raised the obvious question to them.
"Are you sure about that?
My offer still stands."

"Thanks but no thanks.
It'd be kinda weird living in Hueco Mundo after all these years."
Shinji responded.

>>2577239
Erm... I did a bad guys...
It's not Rose who you are talking to. It's Love.

Of course it was one of Aizens first actions to legalize shinigami with hollow powers.
Meaning all of the visoreds received an official pardon and an invitation back to the Soul Society.
And that all those whose abilities were a kind of open secret could finally come out into the public.

Now of course most of them gladly accepted this pardon however Hiyori and Love didn't.
They were much too furious about the Soul Societys betrayal and so they refused.
Seeing how just the two of them were left you felt sorry for them and officially invited them to Vanaheim.
An offer which they took, mainly to spite the shinigami.

"Well... guess this is goodbye."
Love spoke to his friends while Hiyori tried her best to ignore them.

But eventually even she caved in under the pressure.
"HEY BALDY!"
She screamed after Shinji who already turned his back to her and threw her sandal at him.

But the leader of the visoreds nonchalantly snatched it out of the air and threw it back to her.
"Idiot...
You'll need that."

Suddenly tears began swelling up in her eyes and she desperately struggled to hold them back while you opened the path back home.
Slowly guiding the visoreds after their tearful partings you re-entered Hueco Mundo.
For a few moments the shinigami gasped in awe at the city that seemingly sprouted from the desert itself.

"If you're done gawking the integration center is that way.
Pick a number and the clerks will tell you everything you need to know.
Welcome to Vanaheim."

"S-Sure... we'll just... keep starin' for a while longer..."

And at long last all the work for today has been completed.

>Let's see if the party is ready
>Go home and spend the day with the family
>Other? (write-in)

>>2577320

>Let's see if the party is ready

>>2577320
>>Let's see if the party is ready

>>2577320

>Let's see if the party is ready

Also we should check on Aizen in near future.

>>2577320
>>Let's see if the party is ready

>>2577320
>Let's see if the party is ready

>writing

Not wanting to miss out on the celebrations you headed for the area that you all agreed on previously.
Even if you were early you could still help out with the preparations.
But it looked like that won't be necessary as you could hear the music from quite a distance away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1MmNjHLtUE

Upon arrival you were instantly called out.
"There he is!
Come on Kaizar!
We've been waiting for you!"

You took a nice long look at your friends as they were already enjoying themselves and were waiting just for you to really get started.
Not wanting to sour the mood you took your seat and joined them in their reverie.
The first ones to properly welcome you were Tia, Sophia, Asher and Alex.

"You two are back!"
How was the honeymoon?"

"We didn't have to worry about traffic or available spots on the beach.
I swear if I knew all the perks of dying I'd have done it sooner!"

"Oh hush you!"
Alex hit him in the side.

Right after the end of the war Asher underwent the arrancar transformation plus a little age lifting procedure, courtesy of Yata.
Their house is directly next to yours but you hardly had any time to get accustomed to that since they left for the Bahamas for a week.
As you and your other family members kept teasing the young couple a random hollow from the crowd approached Asher.

"Whoa...
So you're the guy that boned Kaizars daughter!
Respect man! Respect!
Not every day do you get to meet a guy with such massive balls!"

"Ehehheh...
Really... it's-"

But as you are laughing heartily you realize that someone was missing.
"Where's Dante?"

"Hmph...
Where else but with that woman of his!
And recently he's been talking about leaving for the human world!
Like I'll EVER allow that to happen!"

"Alex...
After what we did I don't think we have any right to tell him how to handle his love life."

>>2577458
>Where else but with that woman of his!

I seem to forget but he hooked up with the Bount chick right, the one with the fire doll?

Or was that someone else?

>>2577469
He hooked up with BEST GIRL.

>>2577474
No, Hiyori is still single.

>>2577486
You know what? Hiyori is pretty damn fine too.

>>2577469
Nah, it's Kotetsu. Best girl.

>>2577512

?

Huh, I though Kaiser's kid did that, you know his son from his wife while he was alive.

Didn't know they were talking about Dante.

>>2577531
No, no, you're right.

This family tree is confusing

Tia chuckled at the usual shenanigans of Alex and Asher.
"Well it's safe to assume these two will never change."

*sigh*
"I guess you're right."

"Anyways... did you manage to do everything?"

"Hmmm?
Oh yeah!
Finally done with all of this!
And listening to Asher like that gave me an idea.
Since I have free time once more how about we go and have ourselves a little picnic tomorrow?"

"Oh I don't know about that.
Sophia?"

"YES!"

"Guess we're going!"

You smile at that but then notice from the corner of your eye a few other people you haven't really greeted yet.
"Well... Guess I should go and say hello."

Standing up from your seat you made your way to Nnoitora, Tesra, Marr and Lan.
"Hey guys.
You seem to be doing fine.
And since when do you guys hang out?"

"Hmph...
Scrawny mantis killed a meteor.
That makes us friends."

"Oh yeah Kaizar!
I finally managed to match you and killed a freakin' god!
Nothing beats that!"

"Erm... Nnoitora do you need another drink?"

"Nah Tesra.
I'll go and get some myself.
Do you need a refill?"

"Yes. Thank you."

Now that that was over you could move over to the others, like Rudbornn, Aaroniero and Pesci who were quite absorbed in something.
"Hey. What are you guys doing?"

"Oh welcome Kaizar.
Didn't notice that you arrived.
We were just throwing ideas around about what we'll do once we establish a permanent connection with the Soul Society.
How would commerce, immigration or tourism work.
Pesci offered some great insight."

"Hmmm yes.
His down to earth worldview could be quite handy in the near future."

You grumbled at that.
"For hells sake!
This is supposed to be a party!
You can work later so just relax already!"

"Give it up Kaizar!"
Menoly chimed in.
"Once Aaroniero gets going nothing can stop him!"

You shook your head in disbelief and turned to your pig like friend.
"Hey Pesci!
I got something for you!"

"Yea' Boss?"

"She agreed."

"W-Whu?
Really?"

"She said she doesn't want to be hungry anymore and that she'd come to Vanaheim.
Guess you'll have another mouth to feed soon."

"Oh this is wonderful news Boss!
THANK YOU!"

Giving you the biggest bear hug of your life Pesci was practically on the verge of tears.
Patting his back so he'd release you already you urged him to stop.
"I did nothing Pesci.
It was her decision.
Make of that what you will."

Moving on from that particular group you went on to perhaps the most curious case.
Normally sitting alone in a corner with only alcohol as his company would be the norm for Yata.
But now of all times this shouldn't be the case.

"Weren't you supposed quit drinking?"
You looked down at him and then around your immediate vicinity,
"Where's Rose? Does she know?
Hell, where are the other Bestias?"

"Fahk off!
They got some *hic* other business to attend to."

That got your attention.
Sitting down next to him you looked him straight in his glassed eyes.
"I'm going to be a parent..."
He spoke up.

"I thought you already let out Hikone from his tube.
And you've been practically raising Hao for a while now."

"No you fucking retard!
I mean I'm going to become a father!
This is my last day drinkin'! EVER!"
He shouted angrily.

Suddenly comprehension dawned on you.
"No way!
It's official now?"

"Yeap...
Girls are on a shoppin' spree right now...
Now I won't have a moments respite from her constant nagging...
And the worst part is *hic* that I have no fucking idea how to be a parent!
I can rearrange atoms if I wanted to but I'm.... ugh,,, I'm not equipped for this...
Hey erm... How do you do it?"

"Hmmm?
You're barking at the wrong tree pal...
Frankly I have no idea either. I just... did what I felt was right.
Because once you have a baby... once you see it something will change inside of you.
And you'll no longer live for yourself but for it and it alone.Their happiness will be your happiness, their tears will sting like a thousand needles and their smile will be worth any price.
I can't really explain.
But hey! If it's any consolation, even a monster like me could become a halfway decent dad.
I'm sure a genius like you can handle it."

"Y-Ya mean it?"

"Of ourse!
And if you need any help, we'll all be here for you."

The audible silence coming from Yata lasted for at least five minutes.
But once he spoke up his words rang in your ear for the rest of the day.

"H-Hey...
A-Are we friends Kaizar?"

"We always were."

He paused again.
"T-Thank you.
And uh... you're not a retard.... much."

"That's the spirit!"

After patting the guy in the back and drinking a few rounds in his name you partied for a couple more hours with your friends and family members in the square.
Eventually your little gathering grew in size until it was a full sized festival that enveloped most of the city, giving the newcomers quite a flashy introduction to the Hueco Mundo life.
But sadly you had to leave early once you saw Sophia yawning quite hard.

"I think it's about time we left."
Your wife commented.

"I agree..."

Picking up Sophia in your arms you carried her all the way to home after saying goodbye to your fellows.

You arrived rather unceremoniously and quickly got to getting Sophia ready for bed.
After urging her to quickly take a bath and helping her brush her teeth you showered together with Tia and entered your bedroom only to find Sophia nestled in under your sheets.
Not having the heart to wake her you entered next to her and hugged your daughter tightly as you drifted asleep.

Feeling your eyelids growing heavier you stared into Tias eyes and spoke your final words for the evening.
"Goodnight.
I love you.
Both of you."c

>>2577651
>Yata's a dad

NO FUCKING WAY, BEST BOY GOT A HAPPY ENDING.

>>2577651
Is that it

Are we done

Oh fuck oh fuck I'm not ready for this

And so ended the tale of Kaizar Soize, a hollow that came from nothing and yet achieved everything.
His soul burdened by the sins and regrets of the past was liberated by the bonds he developed with those around him.
Though he made many mistakes along the way and failed plenty of times in the end he triumphed over the forces that threatened the world time and time again, earning him the respect and fear of others.

And though his adventures have ended his life did not.
Focused on bettering the world for his family he embraced the title of King and governed the hollow realm all the while being there for them whenever they needed him.

His final moments came to him shortly after the passing of his most beloved wife.
He realized that the one thing his powers couldn't heal was a broken heart.
But when faced with the inevitable end he just smiled and shed a tear as he recalled the times he spent with his friends and family.

As his final act as the ruler of Hueco Mundo he passed his two most treasured possessions onto his daughter Sophia Soize, which became the national treasures of the realm as well as the symbols of its authority.
A knife and a stone.

Long live the Queen.

THE END

And as the last post suggests we are officially done!
Thank you all very much for sticking with this little aneurism of mine and I truly hope you enjoyed yourselves!

Till we meet again with something... fresh

PS: I'll be finishing up the omakes I already promised and this time I WON'T be a lazy cuck about it.

If you have any last requests I'm open for them

>>2577685
thanks spooky, till your next quest m8.

>>2577651
Sweet jesus he actually bred.

God help us all.

>>2577685
Omake with the option where Kaizar and Hogyoku both became the soul king instead of aizen

>>2577681

The quest is actually over. I don't think I'd ever be ready for this.

>>2577685

o7 Thanks for the memories you beautiful bastard.

And if you're taking requests a day in the life of Yata being a dad would be awesome.

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>>2577685
It's been a ride.

Thanks for everything spooks. I'll be around for your next thing, whatever it might be.

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>>2577681
Oh, it's over.
It's been a great time spooks, I'll be on the edge of my seat awaiting your next quest!.

>>2577681
Wait, How the fuck did we die? Or did we retire?

is it wrong to not want this to end? This quest has helped me through some dark times.

>>2577962
Prolly old age.

>>2578084
we're a hollow though.

>>2578085
That's the most plausible answer though.
I can't fathom any other one.

>>2578085

Eternity is a pretty fucking long time to contemplate dude. Eventually you just decide to give up the ghost and give reincarnation its due.

Once his kid had grown up and his wife decided to go one ahead he probably decided enough was enough and it was time to let "Kaiser" go and let someone new tell their story.

It's not an end so much as it's a new beginning.

I would like to see an omake about the reincarnated Kaizer.

>its over
Holy fuck this quest was a ride, see ya around spooky, this is probably my favorite bleach quest.

Thank you Spooky for the ride. Amazing quest, and one that you finished! That deserves huge kudos!

Thank you for the all the mornings of reading your quest! It has meant a lot and entertained in equal measure.

If you ever will run another quest, I’ll definitely be there!

Thank you!

Thank you for all your kind words and do not worry.
You will not be left without entertainment for too long.

I might take a break for a while but before that happens I want to do a sort of "Beta test" of my next quest just to ease you into the setting with a character that won't actually be the main protagonist.

As for omakes here's a list of the ones currently planned:

>>2577709
This

>>2577716
This

>>2578174
I don't know about this one but we'll see if I can come up with anything

>Finally finishing the chimeras

>Kaizar vs Alternate Kaizar

>Kaizar vs someone else

>>2579166
Can we have a life in of son and daughter once we've apprently passed away? Also can we have one of the 3 gods talking when he finally let's himself fade?

It's been a fun ride Spook, thanks for everything.

>>2579166
>Kaizar vs someone else
Canon Aizen. The one that can hypnotize without a zanpakuto.

>>2579395
By someone else I meant a specific person I had in mind.
But it's a surprise

However I'll consider it

>>2579352
The same with this one

Well shit, while I popped in a few times I didn't think that his quest would be ending today. Wish I was here for it, well anyways.

Thanks for the ride Spook, while I hardly participated it was fun to read. Good luck with shit in the future, and see you in your next quest. Kaizar will always be my favorite cannibalizing Nazi amphibian

>>2579764
Thanks Spooky, Its been a hell of a ride from /tg/ to here.

>>2580573
>Wish I was here for it, well anyways.
I'm glad you weren't.

>>2579764
>By someone else I meant a specific person I had in mind.
Oh.

Is it Madara Uchiha?

Was there ever an omake where kazier went for the goat instead of shark tits?

>>2580845
That's nothing.
Gimme an omake where Kaizar...went for Hiyori.

Omake #1: Eternity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Z35ZSYCSQ

In the year 2XXX a young boy named Kaiden walked down a street alone.
Ever since his birth his parents knew he'd be quite a special child.
Now that might just be the typical bias every parent has for their child but they were sure there's more to it than that.

The young child never was too much of a problem to anyone.
As a baby his daily routine consisted mostly of eating about three times as much during each feeding as other babies his age and then sleeping for about 6 hours straight.
When he was awake and not eating he always managed to entertain himself even when he had no toys around.
Laughing at mundane things like the ceiling or at empty pockets of space, he was quite peculiar.

But once he got older it seemed he grew out such things.
If only his parents knew...
In truth the young Kaiden could see the earthbound spirits of the dead from the moment of his birth.
And being a smart boy he deemed it necessary to keep this a secret from everyone, least he'd get sent to an institution.

But even though he was blessed with such an incredible ability he never considered himself anything special, not did he want to do anything with them.
In fact he cared little about them and over the years managed to ignore the ghastly apparitions around him relatively well.
Sadly this also had the unfortunate side effect of him often dozing off and becoming completely oblivious of his surroundings which earned him a nice target on his back from the local bullies in his school who thought it'd be funny to beat up the weird kid.

Now he wasn't a violent kid by any stretch of the imagination but his would be tormentors quickly learned that it's not wise to provoke Kaiden.
After being agitated one too many times he promptly snapped and sent four out of the eight boys to the dentist that ganged up on him.
The rest only got spared because they ran away...
However rather than being declared a school hero his classmates quickly distanced themselves from the 'weird kid' who they thought would shoot up the school one day.

>>2580704

Oh...

>>2583045

Well nice to see that no matter what name the Fear Eater might wear, the beast inside remains ready and willing to show the world just how much of a world ending bastard he's ready to be when it squares the fuck up.

As he walked down the streets something alerted him.
The hair on the back of his neck stood at attention and he didn't know why.
But soon he got enlightened as he heard a screech.

"THEEERE YOU ARE!"

A voice shrieked and soon he found a pair of arms suddenly wrapped around his neck, almost choking him as the girl clinged onto him.
"Graaargh!"

"Well said!"
She tightened her hold around him and then quickly let go to let the poor boy breathe.

Gasping for air he coughed for a bit and then spat on the ground.
"I swear I'll never get used to your nonsense Anne..."

"But you like it!
Say... I heard you got into trouble again.
Didn't your parents tell you to not do that?"

"Mom did.
Dad secretly pats my back every time I stand up for myself."

"Well it still sounds like you might want to stay away from home for a while."

"...
You may be right."

"Then it's settled!
You can come and help me with my tulips!"

"Ugh...
How did I know you'd say that?"

That girl he was assaulted by was Anne.
His childhood friend and pretty much the only person that ever talks to him in school.
Though many people tease both of them for it Anne is quick to put a stop to them by embarrassing herself even further on purpose, just to show everyone that she doesn't care.

As she's swinging her backpack around she gave her friend a puzzled look.
"Are you having one of your episodes again?
You're awfully quiet."

"I just have that feeling that I'm being followed constantly.
Which is not helped by some maniac constantly jumping me when I least expect it."

But little did the young lad know that his suspicions were not unwarranted.
In fact he was about to receive a cruel lesson from the world that things can go wrong at a moments notice and there's nothing he could do about that.
He abruptly came to a stop as his skin started to feel like it was being microwaved and his ears started popping as a deep rumbling noise filled them.

"Anne..."
He grew pale as he stared at a shadow growing in front of him.

"W-What's wrong?
You look horrible..."

"RUN!"
He showed the girl away with all his might only to receive the full brunt of the shadows attack.
Flung backward like a rag doll he hit a wall with his back and collapsed.
He could feel his ribs being crushed into dust and his lungs being filled with blood.

Meanwhile Anne just stared at him in disbelief as he was sent flying by an invisible force.
But as she looked at the now bloody boy she suddenly felt like she was in the presence of something overwhelming.
Slowly she turned around and saw the air shimmering before her, a massive blur staring down at her.
"W-Wha-"

"Ehehehe..."
She heard a faint, ghastly voice echo in her mind.
"This one can see as well?
No... she is too weak. But you'll make a good appetizer before the main course."

The beast then raised its hand as the girl was petrified.
Slowly it reached for the girls head in excitement, licking its lips as it imagined all the flavors of his next meal.
Until he found his arm abruptly getting stuck for some reason.
He attempted to move it twice before checking for whatever it was that he was stuck on.

The beast looked down and its eyes almost bulged out of its mask.
"What the-"

"How... DARE YOU?!"

"T-This brats energy keeps shooting higher?!
What the-"

"RAAAARGH!"

With one swift strike the boy swatted the monsters arm aside and delivered a punch straight into its gut, causing the abomination to almost fall to its knees in pain.
The boy didn't know what came over him, nor where that strength came from but he didn't care.
In that instant he felt an unending urge to destroy that animal before him.

Sadly before he could get started the hollow stood up and grabbed him by the head, smashing him into the ground as it did so.
"I don't know what you are..."
The hollow panted.
"But eating you might just push me straight to Menos!
Kyaha! I can not wait!"

Raising his hand in an attempt to slay its prey the hollow began charging more energy than it ever thought it'd have to spend on a human.
But it knew it'd be worth it.
It brought down its massive arms, desperate for the kill.
Until it felt a numb pain in his chest where is hollow hole ought to be.
And in an instant the hollow was no more.

From the shadows a figure emerged, wearing a plain white shirt with a complimentary white skirt a girl revealed herself to the two kids.
"I swear...
I leave for only a coffee break and then this happens."

"W-Who are you?"
Anne asked her.

"Me?
We go to the same school dummy.
Anyways sorry for being late but I was busy...
Here."
With that she handed a small silver tube to the girl.
"Make him drink it. That should heal his wounds.
And...
Tell him my great grandparents say: Thank you.
He won't know what that means but that doesn't matter.
TTFN."

And with that their mysterious savior left just as fast as she appeared.
Leaving both of them even more confused than before.

Omake #1: THE END

Who is Kaiden again?

>>2584493
A reincarnated Kaizar whose soul grew so swole that the new Soul King looked at it and instead of removing his power he went:

"Let's see what happens"

So now he sees ghasts

>>2579166
Hey spooks, I am several threads behind, probably more than 10, but I wanted to say thanks for this it was one of my favorite quests ever. Figured I would say this before I try to catch up because this could take me several days to finish reading all I have missed and wanted to get my chance to reply in this final thread.

Not even sure what exactly it was that made this quest possibly my favorite so far, you wove so much great stuff into this and yet still made it unique. Thanks again Spooks

>>2585279
Hey man, it was you guys that made it special.
All I did is that every insane idea you lunatics had or threw around I picked up and tried making it into a cohesive whole.

A quest is only as good as its players. Remember that

But thanks anyway

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Omake #2: Don't fall (Part 1)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdSyYISenWA

"Hmmmm..."

[blue]"S-Sir?"[/blue]

"Hmmmm..."


[blue]"S-Sir! I must urge you to ACT!"[/blue]

[red]"Y-Yeah K... just how long are you going to keep going like this?!"[/red]

But no matter how much they spoke to you you ignored them.
Occasionally you opened your eyes and saw specs of light dart past you in the pitch blackness.
Your thoughts occupied by one, overwhelming question.

"HOW THE FUCK WAS THERE A BANANA PEEL IN THE GARGANTA?!"
You scream in frustration as you struggle to come up with an answer.

[blue]"S-Sir I understand you are angry... and confused.
We all are!
But you've been falling for over half an hour now!
With your speed at terminal velocity and the violent winds-"[/blue]

*sigh*
"Yeah I get it."

Doing a quick somersault you generated a platform of reishi directly under your feet.
The landing was so forceful and violent that it made you vince a little, especially when the shockwave reached your crotch.
But still with your knees creaking only a little you assume the damage to be only minimal.

"I was just... lost in thought is all.
So...
Where are we?"

[blue]"That's what I wished to tell you Sir.
We... really have no idea where we might be."[/blue]

"Well there's an easy fix for that."
You exclaim as you take a step forward and tear open the gateway.
As you step through all the worries you might have had up until now swiftly melted away as a familiar landscape unfolded before you.
The same crescent moon with the same desert.
"See? There's nothing to worry about.
We're in Hueco Mundo.
And look. We're close to Negal."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZujJ77VeA4

[blue]"M-Master....
T-This is not right I-"[/blue]

"Stop worrying all the time!"
With that you took a deep breath.
"See? It even has the smell of-"
But you couldn't finish that sentence of yours as you started gagging all of a sudden.

Holding onto your knees you started heaving as alarmingly watery saliva began pouring out of your mouth.
Coughing and spitting in an effort to clear your throat out you looked up at the sky with baggy eyes.
"W-What the fuck?!
This air..."

[red]"It's so thin...
There's barely any reishi at a-
K-K-K-Kaizar... You might wanna turn around!"[/red]

As Mera started to panic so did you a little.
Not knowing what to expect you turned around slowly only to see something which made your eyes bulge.
"What in gods name is this?"

Oh great looks like my IP address changed.
Well... so much for editing

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That 'thing' for a lack of a better word was massive.
Judging by the distance and its sheer size it must've been larger than a mountain.
And yet... the thing was clearly manmade.
But the most worrying was its location.

"I-Is that...
Vanaheim?"

[blue]"No Master...
That thing is not your home.
It's just Las Noches."[/blue]

You reached for your sword as your veins started bulging on your hand.
"Someones head will roll for this..."

[blue]"Wait Sir!
Let's not make a hasty decision!
I believe it might be possible that-"[/blue]

But your trusty aid was cut off by an unknown voice speaking up behind your back with the unmistakable sound of a sword being unsheathed accompanying it.
"Who are you?"
You attempted to turn around to face him but he barked at you again.
"NOT ANOTHER MOVE!
If you value your life..."

This guy was already a solid five on a scale from 1 to Fear Eater.
But luckily for him he was so weak he didn't even register on your spiritual radar.
So you decided to only break one of his limbs and let him live after scaring the shit out of him.

Smiling to yourself you began turning once more with one hand on your Messer.
As your opponent showed up in your peripheral you noticed something.
"He's fast..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNW9lmujZxU

Picking up the pace you moved at your absolute fastest and just managed to raise your blade in time to block him.
Steel clashes against steel and you feel a shockwave traveling up your arms that honestly shocks you.
Suddenly the ground swirls and cracks around you as you push back against your assailant.

"WHAT THE?!"
"WHAT THE?!"

You both spoke at the same time as you struggled against one another.
It was clear that your foe was just as surprised as you but once that initial shock wore off he started pushing harder and harder against you.
Starting to feel him gradually gaining the upper hand you decided to disengage by swiftly kicking him in the torso.
He flinched but only for long enough for you to pull your blade back and use Sonído to get away.

In no time he recovers and looks up at you.
Judging by his body shape he must be a Vasto Lorde as he has a very human looking outline.
But other than his eyes you couldn't make out much of him since he wore an assortment of bandages all over his body combined with a form fitting shroud.
His eyes though ferocious were unfocused and muddied, as if he was staring at something he couldn't really comprehend but still wanted to kill.

He raised his katana at you once he collected himself.
"I see...
That outfit. That look.
It all makes sense now.
You must be one of Aizens freaks.
Sorry... but now I really can't let you live!"

You raise an eyebrow at that.
"Seriously?
I don't know what drug den you crawled out of but I suggest you go back and leave me alone.
Before this gets ugly."

"Oh it already is!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbaaI5xf4y8

He reached for the ground and you saw the sand forming circles around him as it shifted in response to his reiatsu, which you could still not feel.
Wait...

Lunging at you with full force he spun around his axis with his sword pointed at you, turning him into a drill.
Not wanting to engage him after seeing how strong he is when he's not serious you immediately raised your sword.
"MEND AND MAIM!"

The deadly drill comes closer, ready to pierce the heavens.
However your opponent voices his shock as he hits something... too hard.
"Impossible!
With his BARE HANDS?!"

His stops as it gets stuck and he pulls back.
But as soon as he landed you used Sonído to appear right in front of him.
Raising his sword he desperately attempted to parry your series of lightning fast punches but only succeeded partially.
When a few hits landed he quickly raised his other hand and grabbed the hilt of his sword.
In an instant the weapon split apart into two different weapons which honestly surprised you.

Suddenly he increased his speed until it matched your own.
Hundreds of your attacks collided in the air and spawned sparks as they did.
Attempting to break things up you did a quick leg sweep which he jumped over and while in the air he recombined his blades into a single entity.
Finally his ridiculous strength is starting to make sense to you. He's just like Dante.

But you didn't have too much time to contemplate on that as he sheathed his weapon and when rapidly redrew it, sending out a fierce cut as he did.
You attempted to side step it but the attack flew too fast and it managed to cut off your hand which you regrew as the earth split in half under your feet.
Sinking ever downward you looked up at your assailant.

"Regeneration?
Even that?
That Aizens sacrilege knows no bounds..."
He muttered to himself, not realizing you could make out what he said over the sound of the earth rumbling.

Finally the ground collapsed and you started falling into the Forest of Menos.
And He followed you.

Almost immediately the Gillians marched towards you with lust in their eyes.
"GET LOST!"
With one roar you managed to scare them stiff just as your foe made his approach.

Landing hard on the bedrock of the forest you created a large crater with your landing just as your foe prepared to attack you.
He pulled his blade back in preparation of his attack and put all his might behind the swing.
Only barely did you manage to catch the sharp blade between your palms as you clapped your hands around it.
Sweat rolled down your forehead as he inched ever closer to your neck.

"Give up!
You're a good imitation I'll give you that!
But you are still just an inferior copy!"

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Struggling under his power you let out a little chuckle.
"I must admit...
I'm a bit nervous...
I might even... blush..."

And just like that your blood started rushing through your body, changing the coloration of your armor and your skin to a more reddish hue.
His blade comes to a halt at one point and finally you start to reverse your situation as you continue, pushing the katana back to him.

"ASSAULT MODE!
SCHNELLGANG!"

"WHAT?!"

With an explosion of power you tore the weapon out of his hand and started beating him up with attacks that were sluggish by your standard but packed even more of a punch.
His torso, his stomach, his shoulders and finally his face after which you tore off the rags covering his face.

"I knew it...
And now that I know what you are...
I can beat you!"

"Tch...
Don't... get cocky!"
His eyes quickly changed color and a black mass of reishi began swirling around his body.
Coils of energy followed his every motion as he assumed his fighting pose.
By opening his palm he called for his sword which flew right back to him in the form of a silvery liquid.
That power of his certainly felt familiar...

"Well that changes things.
Hogyoku... MERGE!"

Red changed to purple as divine powers began to fill your body.
"Sir? What do you wish of me?"

"The usual.
Seal whatever divine power End might have given him.
I don't think he will but... I don't want him to cheese this out."

As you began exerting your will over him he raised his hand and began charging up a sphere of energy.
Smiling you followed suit and did the same.
Both of your Ceros were turquoise at their base but his had a black outline while yours was purple.
Once you both poured adequate amounts of reishi into it you fired at the other.

All the nearby quartz trees were reduced to atoms once your blasts collided with only the two of you managing to stand your ground.
"Ours Ceros cancelled each other?!"
He shouted in disbelief.

"Don't kid yourself.
Mine blew yours back before they detonated.
And that wasn't even my strongest one."

"Tch...
I can't believe this!
Aizen created a monster that rivals even the Royal Guard?!
Hell! Even himself?!
What even are you?! Something he wasn't comfortable with? Something he couldn't control?
You do realize he's dead, right?! Or is your purpose to just avenge him?!"

"Again. You're not giving me enough credit pal.
I outclass those guys by quite a lot.
And as for Aizen..."
You reach for your coat and undo your buttons one by one, revealing your hollow hole.

"I-Impossible!
ANOTHER ONE?!
AND HE GAVE IT TO YOU?!"

"Now do you believe me when I say I have nothing to do with Aizen?"
He scowled at you, too frustrated to even answer.
"You know damn well he wouldn't replicate it just so he'd have the only one.
And even if he did he'd never give it to ANYONE!"

"T-Then...
What are you?"

"I'm you dumbass!
My name is Kaizar Soize!
And I. SERVE. NO ONE!"

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"Then... what's with the getup?"

"It's stylish.
And it's not exactly easy to get a hold of colors outside black and white you know.
Now come one, let's end this nonsense and-"

"Stay back!"
He pointed his blade at you once more.
"I still don't believe you but...
I'm willing to talk."

"Oh come on!
I've been nice enough to hold back so I wouldn't damage anything!
Do you REALLY NOT TRUST ME?!"

"Don't be ridiculous!
Holding back my ass!"

"Then how about this?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
You relinquished your hold on your spiritual pressure and let it flow freely.
Right on queue you began raising your power until you started to physically transform into your secondary release.

"T-This is ridiculous!"

"See?"

After managing to convince him of your good intentions the two of you sat down and had a chat.
You tried to explain to him that you came from what the Hogyoku called a parallel reality and ended up here because you messed up in the Garganta.
Of course he had a hard time believing you but after telling him a few quite personal details only you could know (such as Asher and Rike) he quickly changed his mind.
Then it was his turn to talk.

After figuring out you had pretty similar lives up to a certain points he started detailing what happened to him afterwards.
He told you how he left Vanaheim in Aizens hands, not wanting to endanger his friends but still being incapable of bending the knee before him.
How he plotted and schemed for decades to bring him down and how he wanted to amass power to accomplish this.

You then told him that you did serve Aizen up until a point but stabbed him in the back and murdered him the day he wanted to leave the Seireitei.
Then you told him about a few things he didn't encounter yet, like the coming quincy invasion.
Eventually the two of you came to an understanding of one another and your animosity towards the other started fading.

"Wow...
That sounds... horrible.
Are you sure it's coming?"

"Definitely.
They might wait but their thirst for revenge is too great.
Just remember: Guy with a moustache. Kill him as fast as you can and you win.
But be careful... he likes body doubles..."

"Noted.
Hey... I'm grateful to you for telling me this but...
May I ask a favor from you?"

"As long as it's not something outlandish..."

"Well it has to do with that orb of-"

"I'm warning you... I tend to be picky about using it."

"I understand but... it's for a friend."

"...
Go on."

After hearing him out he lead you to Las Noches after making you cover up your face with your scarf.
People gave you quite a few nervous looks and stopped you a few times but the other you just told them that you are some sort of healer he brought in.
Inside of his place was a person you barely even recognized...
Neliel.

She looked horribly distorted with a serious injury on her head as the cause.
After taking a closer look at it while the other you distracted her he asked you.
"So... can you help her?
I'm... out of options.
Please!"

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"Give me a sec..."
After molting straight into your second resurrection your counterpart looked worried.

"I-Is that really necessary?"

"I am at my best in this state.
Now just sit back and watch."
Waving your hand in front of Neliels face you spoke only one word and she fell unconscious.
"Sleep."

Once her eyes were closed you placed a hand on her head and her entire body began glowing.
Her features obscured by a pink light her form expanded and distorted at your touch which made the alternate you quite nervous.
But his worries melted once you removed your hand from her and Neliel looked like she always did.
You even went out of your way and made her clothes look a tad bit better than a potato sack.

"There.
The damage was extensive.
So I had to reconstruct and restore her very essence to a previous state.
You're welcome."

But he pretty much ignored you and rushed for the green haired girl.
"Nel! Nel! NEL!
Answer me!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn-ISd22Tg8

She moaned a bit before her eyes slowly opened up.
"Mmmmmmm...
K-Kaizar?"

Your other self could no longer hold back his tears and hugged the girl.
"I-I thought! I thought I'd never see you again Nel!"

The girl hugged him back.
"I know. And I'm sorry.
Sorry for being a burden on you for all these years.
But... thank you."

The two of them stared into the others eye for a while as they drifted closer and closer until their lips met.
As slowly as they began they parted and with both of them now slightly crying they smiled.
"I missed you so much!"
The other Kaizar sobbed.

"I missed you too!"

Coming from upstairs you heard a set of two voices coming down.
"What's with all the rucku-"
But Pesche stopped and so did his partner.
They didn't possess enough willpower to even say anything and were reduced to crying messes almost immediately.
"NELIEL-SAMA!"

Letting out a little smile under your scarf you turned around on your heels and went for the door, not wanting to intrude on their happy reunion.
But as you opened the door you heard a female voice call out for you.
"Wait!
Who... are you?
I feel like I know you...
Please stay a while!"
Neliel insisted.

"Let him go..."
The other Kaizar stopped her.
"He's the doctor that helped you.
He's a busy man but he took time out of his schedule for your sake."

"I see. Thank you Doctor.
And god bless."

You gave her a thumbs up and then looked at your counterpart.
"Go get 'em champ.
I know you can do it."

With that you left their lives forever and entered the Garganta, searching for a way home.

Omake #2: THE END

Random thought but did mayuri and yata ever meet in this quest

>>2589555
Not in canon but I did an omake with them that was basically a reversal of the scene with Szayel

Apologies in advance if some things don't make sense in the upcoming omake.
I partook in what you might call a 'typical eastern-european Friday' just now.

But I don't want to put this off any longer.
So I'll do it one way or another

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Omake #3: Of men and beasts: Continuity

"This is the log of-
OH SHIT!"

The sound of a wide variety of objects cluttering on the ground broke the flow of the recording alongside the sound of innocent laughter.
Wood being scraped, the static of the recording, a bump against a wall.
All of them were sounds that distorted the otherwise important piece of history.

"HAYATO NO!"

"HAHAHAHAHA!
CATCH ME PAPA!"

"OOF!"
Yata groaned as he collided against a drawer.
"Hayato I'm telling you! Come back here at once!"

But Hayato did not relent.
He continued to ignore his fathers pleas and kept running with the cassette player.
Only after about half an hour of chasing around the poor boy did the esteemed scientist earn what was rightfully his.
Panting and exhausted he sat back down on his swivel chair with his son in his lap.

*huff-puff*
"Weren't you supposed to go with mom and Hikone for shopping?"

"Yea..."

"Well? What happened?"

"I don't like shopping.
Mom takes so long..."

"Well...
We can agree on that one...."

"Can I stay with you and help Papa?
Please?"

Yata looked at the little boy with the dark complexion.
With his hazel eyes and dark skin he certainly took after his mother but in some of his features the jaded scientist could see himself.
"Alright fine!
But I'm doing some important work right now so you'd better be serious!"

"Yeay!"

"Okay Hayato...
I want you to look at this and read it out loud.
You remember when I taught you to read right? Just think of this as practice."

"O-Okay..."

The young boy looked nervously at the records.
He was a bright young lad, a promising talent really.
But he was still too young to even understand half the stuff that was written down.
However he was eager. Much more eager than his elder brother Hikone.
Of course this meant that his father had a very special connection to him.
He wished only the best for his son and so he took precious time out of his busy schedule to spend time with and groom his little pride and joy.


"Erm...
Subject... what's this symbol?"

"Oh that?
Just say... 'number' whenever you see that one."

"Sure!
Subject #9
Codename: G-g-g... erm..."


"Genbu."

"Genbu!
Bases: Uncle Kaizar, Auntie Tia and Sophia!"

"Ugh..."

"Though not very combat applicable the subject is still highly recommended for summoning due to an i-i-im-"

"Impressive."

"Impressive!
Amount of applications outside combat!"
Hayato then turned to his father.
"Am I doing well Papa?"

"Hmph.
Of course.
Now... keep going.
Remember what I always say-"

"The wise man learns until the grave.
I know.
I'll try my best!"

The doctor then placed his hand on the boys head.
He didn't say a word but in his mind he wanted to speak one sentence:
'I'm proud of you'."

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Hayato then continued.
"Where Genbu lacks in offense he makes up for it in defensive and support abilities.
Capable of traversing both waters and the skies at incredible speed he is capable of changing positions rapidly and aiding troops wherever needed.
Possessing a thick shell and a saliva capable of healing Genbu can reinforce troops wherever needed!
Though slow and weak on land the chimeras abilities should not be underestimated!"

Hayato then looked up at his father.
"Did I do well?
Did I? Did I?"

"Of course...
Now continue."

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"Subject #10
Codename...
I er... I can't read this."

Yata took a closer look at the name.
He had a sneaking suspicion about which chimera it might've been but he had to make sure.
"Ah... that one.
Nobody can. Well... nobody other than Kaizar.
So I think I'll do this one.
Okay?"

"Uh-huh!"

"Codename: Jörmungandr
Type: 2
Bases: Dante Bergson, Sophia Soize and Marr
Description:
-Subject #10 is a large and quite ferocious looking reptilian.
Possessing 3 pairs of limbs, two of which are used for locomotion and capable of flight with the remaining one, it is quite mobile.
Despite its large mass and its terrifying appearance Subject #10 can be most likened to an overexcited puppy in terms of personality.
Extremely hyper active and not too receptive to commands Subject #10s summoning is not advised in a combat situation.
This erratic behavior coupled with its frightening power makes the chimera exceedingly dangerous as it attempts to play with everyone and everything in its vicinity and unknowingly crushing them in the process.
Further studies not recommended."

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"Do you want to do the next one?"

"Yea!"
Shuffling around in his fathers lap Hayato leaned closer to read the papers with the help of Yata.
"Subject #11
Codename: Spiral
Type: 1
Bases: Uncle Kaizar, Uncle Aaroniero and dad!"
The boy tried his best to mimic his father but something caught his attention.
"Whoa! You can also make a chimera papa?"

"Mmm-hmmm...
But I don't like doing it."

"Why?"

"Because I don't like things smarter than me..."

"Why?"

"...
Let's just keep gong, shall we?"

"Okie!
*ahem*
Subject is small, only barely larger than the typical adult male human.
Physically much weaker than any other chimera...
Wait... How can a chimera be weak?"

"Keep reading."

"...
But possessing mental powers that more than make up for its shortcomings.
Capable of s-s-s-synchronizing the thoughts of others in its vicinity, moving large objects with only thoughts as well as communicating with telepathy.
Wow that sounds so cool! So he can fight just by thinking?!"

"Yes... yes it can.
But it's not cool.
It's lame and scary.
Things just die around it all the time.
It gives me the creeps."

"Heeeey....
What's this?
Compatible with C-C-"

"Calaveras.
The skull guys. The ones in the comic books."

"Ooooooh!
What does this mean then?"

"That it can control the Calaveras as well as any other summoned creature.
So we don't have to be around to give them orders."

"That's so cool!"

"Okay I admit it... that is cool."

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"Subject #12
Codename: Abrolhos
Type: 2
Bases: Uncle Kaizar, Pesci and Auntie Alex

Fast and possessing keen senses, this chimera may lack in combat potential however it still makes an excellent scout, spy or a tracker.
...
Erm... what's this about someone being punished?"

"Oh that...
The last recording I made got stolen by Hao alongside the slideshow.
He gave them to the local school to educate the children... I was searching for the thing for hours.
So I'll punish him."

"How?"

"By only giving him 1 gummy bear each day."

"That's cruel..."

"He was asking for it."

"I see...
So does that mean we're finished?"

"Erm..."
Yata began flipping through his papers to see if there are any more chimeras that need recording.
He eventually stumbles upon the one experiment he performed while incredibly bored.
Performing a fusion between 3 of Rudbornnes Calaveras and even Caballero just to see what would happen.
Surprisingly enough it was a successful trial but it did not have any meaningful results, merely creating a fourth copy of the subjects used.
"Why did we even do this?
It's so pointless...
But anyway yeah! I think this is all of them."

"Did I help?"

"Of course.
But you know what might've been better Hayagto?
If you didn't steal my recorder in the first place..."

"Sorry."

"Oh well.
I guess we can go and play with some Legos now if you want.
Or at least until mom and Hikone come back."

"But today it's play-doh day!"

"Fine... have it your way."

"Yeay!"

Omake #3: THE END

Omake #4: Don't fall (Part 2)

"Sadly...
Because of your efforts...
Life and Death will remain in their current form...
FOREVER!
That's right!
All those people you claim to protect will wither away and DIE before your very eyes Kurosaki Ichigo!
I offered you a chance... A chance to not loose all that you care about forever! A chance to break this eternal madness...
But now... that door has been shut! And when the day comes... when you look into the eyes of those you most care about on their death beds... you'll remember this day!
KUROSAKI ICHIGO!"

And with his final words the Quincy King withered away as the last Getsuga Tensho cleaved him in half.
Battered and beaten but most importantly tired beyond description the heroes fell to their knees.
Abarai Renji, Ishida Uryu and of course Kurosaki Ichigo...
At long last they saved the day.

*pant* *pant*
"It's... It's finally over...
We did it Renji!"

"Heh... guess we did.
But I never expected Aizen of all people to-
Huh?!
Wait! Just what do you think you're doing Aizen?"

"Oh, this?
Did you seriously assume I'd just be a good boy and sit back in my chair after all this was done?"

"Y-YOU BASTARD!"

"Come now Abarai-kun.
Is this how you thank me after literally saving your lives and the world?
Show some gratitude.
It's not like I'll return to plotting to take over the Soul Society.
I'll just mind my own business and live a quiet life from now on.
But I'm NOT returning to that damned hole in the ground."

Ichigo then raised his sword.
"I'm not gonna let that happen!"

"And just how do you plan to stop me?
You don't even have the strength to stand up straight anymore.
And you know well that you only won this fight because of me and my Kyoka Suigetsu.
Which is by the way still in effect. So you literally have no chance at stopping me."

But as the shinigami argued between themselves about how things should proceed something unexpected happened.
Suddenly all eyes turned to a particular spot in space which begun to twist and bend right in front of them.
The veil between realities grows thinner until it begins to crack and pristine white fingers begin to tear the folds apart.
Almost immediately after the strange creature showed up the shinigami raised their weapons in alarm.

"I can't believe it!
Aizen STILL had arrancars under his disposal?!"

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"Okay...
So where are we?
Hmmm?"

Kaizar looked around after stepping through the portal only to see a set of 3 shinigami and a quincy standing over the withering corpse of Yhwach.
All eyes were on him which made him feel quite uncomfortable.

"Damn it all.
Wrong again!
How long will this take?!"

"To be fair Sir you only traveled for about 15 minutes.
I'd wager it'll take much more than that for you to get back home."

"Fuck..."

But the shinigami did not enjoy this little display.
"Is it common for you to be talking to yourself Arrancar?"

"Hmmm?
Aizen?"

"So... you know me.
Strange. For some reason I don't remember you.
Who... are you?"

Ignoring him you turned to the shinigami that already raised their weapons at you.
Pointing your finger at Aizen you asked them a question.
"Is this guy bothering you?
Want some help?"

"Y-Yeah..."

"How amusing.
You wish to betray me?
More importantly, you think you can beat me?
Funny."

You stare at Aizen who is making a point out of standing motionlessly before you, inviting you to attack.
Letting out a sigh you stretched out your right arm and wrapped your fingers around a particular area of space.
Hearing a distinct gurgling sound coming from the right you smiled as reality shattered around you.
Aizens eyes bulge out and not only because you are currently choking the life out of him.

"Always the same thing Aizen...
You have all these strings to your bow but you always go for the same approach.
I swear you are getting predictable."

*hurk*

"What's wrong?
Can't even cast spells without a voice?
Imagine how uncomfortable it'll be when I crush your windpipe..."

But as you said that you felt a sharp pain as Aizen conjured up a strange blade seemingly out of nowhere and cut off your forearm.
It wasn't like his regular Kyoka Suigetsu which makes a certain amount of sense since he didn't need to unseal his sword in order to hypnotize you.
Staring down at the newly armed shinigami you regenerate your arm.

And that was the point where you realized you were still dealing with Aizen over there as he picked up on the most crucial detail instantly.
"Even the clothes?!
What are you?"

You give a few test squeezes to your new arm.
"Someone whose patience you shouldn't test."

Quickly releasing your Zanpakuto without a command you assumed your true form and threw a lightning fast punch which tore off Aizens head completely.
The strike would've leveled the area as well were it not ruined almost beyond recognition already.
"Well...
This is new..."

You stared as the lifeless corpse of Aizen which laid motionless for a moment before standing up.
From the stump on his neck a new bud of flesh grew out, barely larger than a brussels sprout before expanding into a fully grown head.

*pant* *pant*
"Sorry...
But I'm not going down that easily.
You see, I'm immortal!"

"Ah...
So you still think that's a good thing?"

"H-Huh?"

Your reiryoku entwines with that of the Hogyoku, producing a purple glow.
Aizen seems to recognize it which is surprising but it might make things easier for you.

Reaching forth with stunning speed you grab hold of Aizens head and invade his mind.
Images of your own past as well as Aizens potential future flood the mind of your victim.
Making sure to convey everything you forced your target to experience ever single sensation that his counterpart experienced as well as what HE certainly will if he doesn't cooperate with you.

After letting go of him you took a good look at Aizens face and let out a smile.
It's clear from his mortified visage that he now fully comprehends his situation.
Your abilities, the potential pain you can inflict on him, the mastery you have over what even he failed to control completely.

You half expected him to ask you once more who or what you are... but he surprised you.
"How did you get it?"

"From you."

"I see...
So I lost...
Even there."

"In a way... but you also won in another one."

"Did I succeed?"

"Let's just say your goal was reached.
Even if not by you.
Now... you have two options.
Either you sit back in that god damned chair... or I'm going to enjoy some good old fashioned nostalgia.
Choose."
Without saying another word Aizen returned from whence he came and put on his shackles.
"Good."

Flicking the air you decided not to linger in this realm any longer.
"Okay boys. He's all yours.
Have fun with... whatever it is that you do.
Bye!"

Omake #4: THE END

What happens to wiggles in the end?

>>2597296
He decides to follow his master for eternity as a spirit/literal animal.
The two of them are so bound together that they'll reincarnate in roughly the same spot every time and they end up together without fail

>>2597296
Or if you have a better idea you can make your own stuff up.
Head canon was always an option.

Or I can change it.
I didn't give it much thought

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Omake #5: A new reign

Stacks of paper scattered all over a desk, a stained coffee cup, various books keeping vital informations and folders containing the profiles of individuals suspected to be a threat.
On them rests a woman, her eyes heavy like lead and holding onto a set of bags.
Saliva trickles from her mouth onto the sensitive documents before her alarm clock finally rings and wrenches her back into reality.
With a loud gasp she looked around for a moment before realizing where she was.

Groaning she stood up and went to the bathroom adjacent to her office.
After turning on the lights and squinting hard in the darkness of early morning she looked into the mirror only to be disgusted by what she saw.
Her face was wrecked by various marks left by the objects on her desk, her eyes were glazed and barely gave a hint of a soul being behind them.
But worst of all was her hair. Disheveled after last nights less than ideal sleep, it accentuated its natural spikiness.

Her eyes twitched as she looked at herself and she quickly jolted herself awake with a handful of cold water.
She rinsed herself thoroughly and then proceeded to brush her teeth.
Once she was in a halfway presentable state she proceeded to brush her hair until it was neat and straight, just like she liked it.
With one final brush her waist length hair swished in a satisfying manner.
Now she was ready.

One of her oldest and most important companions was already awaiting her return.
An old coffee percolator, stained from the constant use and cold only for the time being.
It didn't make the best coffee and it sure as hell can't make more than one kind. But it's strong.
Just like she likes it.

While awaiting her upcoming dose of lifeblood she washed her cup before putting it back to use.
Only for a few somber minutes did she pause to savor the flavors for she had work to do.

It took approximately 1.5 hours before the doorknob of her office started to turn.
By this time she finished with her morning routine, cleaned her entire office and of course created some order on her workstation.
The person entering nervously poked her head through the gap.

"E-Excuse me..."

It was a somewhat short with her blond hair kept in a pair of pigtails.
She wasn't fat but her chubby body was teetering on the brink of being merely curvy and outright fat.
As she walks in her thigh high socks struggle to constrain her thickness.

She sighs as she looks at you.
"Please tell me you at least slept this time."

"I did...
But I can't remember how much..."

"Jeez.
Again?
You really need to take better care of yourself!"

"Heard it a thousand times already."

"Just try."
She then placed down the tray in her hand.
"If you don't I'll switch the mayo in your sandwiches to ketchup!"

"And people call me cruel...
You're a monster Gelato."

"I'm serious!
Well... eat up!"

Sophia looked at the five foot long sub which would serve as her breakfast.
Handcrafted to perfection, it contains homemade bread, fresh meat and vegetables, the finest cheese in Hueco Mundo and of course the secret family mayonnaise of Gelato.
Only paying half of her attention to her meal she continued working while scarfing down her sandwich.
Even with its enormous size it didn't last nearly long enough but for the time it did she felt like she was in heaven.

Before even realizing it she then had a tall glass of milk given to her.
"Thanks Gelato."
Sending it down in one go she thanked her assistant for her work.

The girl was a sweet thing, if a bit naive.
Still she made some wicked good food and actually did her job as a secretary remarkably well.
But Sophia still would've liked if she kept her comments to herself.

"You're welcome.
Oh and... the 8 o'clock is here."

"Shit!"
She cursed.
"It's that late already?
Ugh... fine.
Let him in."

After a little while the man stepped in.
"This place never changes, does it?"

"If you're gonna comment about my work ethics... don't.
Gelato is getting on my nerves as is."

"Wasn't gonna say anything.
Destroying your body is your own business Sophia."

"Look Hayato if you don't have anything better to do-"

"Here."
The dark skinned boy put a file down on the desk containing his weekly report.

Wasting no time the girl opened it up and her eyes jerked around as she absorbed the information within.
One entire weeks worth of progress and she processed it in a few seconds.
"I see.
Nothing major to report."

"I'm not my father okay?"

"I didn't say anything about him.
As a matter of fact I don't think anyone does.
You're still a genius by normal standards Hayato you do know that right?"

"If you say so."

"As for me... as long as you keep one upping the clones of that clown in the Seireitei it's fine by me.
So stop with the self pity already and get your shit together. Then you can berate me for my poor lifestyle choices.
Dismissed..."

Feeling slightly defeated the young lad turned around.
"Y-Yes Ma'am."

But before he could truly exit the room he got called out again.
"And if I find you drinking again the next thing your liver can process will be my boots.
This is not a threat. This is a warning!"

"Yes mom...."

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After only a few more hours of work Sophia stood up and stretched her limbs in an effort to send some blood to them.
She reached for her Odachi which was mounted on the wall behind her and headed for the door.
Upon leaving she looked at her assistant.

"I'm headin' out to the Soul Society.
If anyone's looking for me tell them to get in line."

"Oh wow!
You finished already?
Well... good luck then!"

"Mmmm-hmmm."

Walking through Vanaheim was always a pain for her.
All the eyes tracing her every step, the overly nationalists bowing or saluting for her.
It was all just a chore. So she ignored most of it.

She went for the arch connecting the Soul Society with Hueco Mundo.
Of course the Exequias on duty also saluted to her.
This one she returned. Both for the sake of appearances and because it's the poor guys job to do it so she took pity on them.
"My Lady!
What brings you here today?"

"I'm headin' through.
Will probably be away for a couple hours."

"Of course your highness!
Safe travels!"

The arch then lit up and created a wormhole between the two planes.
It was a marvelous piece of engineering, allowing the creation of portals from either side easily with just a bit of reiryoku.
She felt her body sliding through a tunnel of bent space as she passed through.

As the protocols dictated she reported to the shinigami present that she was the only one coming so they quickly severed the connection once it was deemed safe.
It was equal parts amusing and annoying watching the reapers scramble to assemble an escort for her.
Deeming it too much of a pain to wait around for them she took off alone. She knew where she had to go anyway.

Along the way it was more of the same...
The uniforms might differ but their attitudes not.
Lots of bowing and saluting going on. She hated it.
It was almost a breath of fresh air when she walked straight into a brick shithouse when she zoned out just for a bit.

"Eyy! You're back!"

"Oh...
Hi Zaraki."

"I didn't know it was my birthday!"
The grey haired shinigami stared down at her.
His body riddled with so many scars there was hardly any intact skin left on him.

"Hold your horses Kenny.
You know the rules.
I kick your ass on Christmas... not before, not after.
Let the poor builders at least enjoy the fruits of their labor for a bit before we raze half the Seireitei to the ground... again."

"Oh come on!
Stop teasing me like that!
Do you know how it feels being blue balled for an entire year?!"

"Just think about how good it will feel when you finally get your release.
But if you are so adamant then I'll go and get Unohana to join in on a threesome.
I bet she'd love being brought back from retirement just for your amusement..."

"Grrrrr....
FINE!"

"Good boy."
Sophia then patted the giant on the head with the hilt of her sword.

>>2597565
>that zaraki part

>[confused, but also erect]

Should I feel the way I do? I don't know.

>>2597565
>Sofia is fightfriends with Zaraki
fantastic

Luckily there were no more obstructions before the young arrancar as she made her way towards the Head Captains quarters.
By this time she was almost considered a regular visitor so the guards didn't give her much trouble if any.
Familiarity guided her through the barracks and she knocked on the door of the Commanders office.

"Come in!"
He chimed.
"Ah welcome princess!
How may I help you?"

"Queen... we've been over this.
If you insist on calling me by my title at least use the correct one."

"My apologies!
But to me you'll always be that cute little girl whose cheeks I pinched that one time."

The Captain smiled.
Though no longer possessing that timeless, youthful vigor as he did before he was still as lively as ever.
His wrinkles gave him a certain air of wisdom to the otherwise childish man.
But there was one feature on him which detracted from his image.

"...
I thought I told you to shave off that ridiculous goatee."

"What? You don't like it."

"You don't have what it takes to pull it off...
Even if you had a Fu Manchu moustache it wouldn't be as ridiculous as this."

"Ouch! That really hurt you know!
I worked really hard on this."

Sighing Sophia took the seat in front of the captain.
"Let's just get this over with..."
As she spun around on her chair she came face to face with Ukitake.
"So... did you receive my reports?"

"Yes actually!"
He slid a folder across the desk and gave it to the girl.
"Here.
I made some... minor adjustments.
If it's okay with you that is!"
She flipped the paper open and quickly looked over the thing before closing it five seconds afterwards.
"I-Is that really all it took?"

"I just had to look at the things you altered.
I'm fine with them.
But given how we can't spare more units being dispatched I request that in turn the Seireitei takes care of areas 1-10 in Australia.
That's a fair offer, wouldn't you say?
Seriously though you need to give better equipment to your troops! Give them a coat for heavens sake!
My men are getting pretty pissed off about getting the Siberian patrol routes all the time!"

*sigh*
"If only it were that easy..."

"It never is with you guys..."

"But speaking of easy..."

"Oh no."

"I've been meaning to ask something from you...
If my men that were sent to you for training request a sparring session from you...
Could you please not hospitalize them?"

"They should've known what they signed up for..."

"You could've rejected."

"That's not out way and you know it."

"At the very least you could've let them get away with only minor injuries..."

"Our medicine is more advanced than yours..."

"And the psychological damage?"

"Baptism of fire...
They'll get it sooner or later.
Better do it in a controlled environment."

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"Well...
I suppose they are the ones that volunteered for the famous Exequias training regiment.
I trust your proficiency regarding the matter but... please...
I'll need those men back alive and in one piece."

"Don't worry.
When I'm done with them they'll be battle ready.
And who knows... we might even get a few more Visored units out of them."

"Here's hoping...
Well it's been a pleasure your highness!"

"Likewise.
See you next week Commander."

Afterwards Sophia took her leave.
Sighing with relief she slowly made her way to the arc.
But she abruptly stopped when two people stood in her way.

"Sophia! It's been a while."

"Ah...
Captain Momochi, Captain Kotetsu.
What a surprise."

"Come on sis' do you have to be so formal with your own family?"

"Some of us have to be.
Last time I checked as captains you should also be wary of your own image.
You lead by example... So a little professionalism wouldn't hurt."

*sigh*
"Where did my sweet little sister go?
The one that always asked me for a piggy back ride?"

"She grew up..."

"Oh come now you two!
There is no need for fighting!"
Isane interjected.
"Takeshi is just worried about you Sophia.
You come so much to the Soul Society but you hardly visit us."

"You guys are usually busy..."

"Yes but we could always make time for you sis!"

"Likewise.
But I refuse to insult you by giving you only what little time I have between my tasks.
When I visit you'll have my undivided attention. And I won't do it any other way."

Isane then put a hand to her face as she blushed slightly.
"Aww that's so sweet!
See? I told you she doesn't avoid us on purpose!
So how about this weekend? Are you free?"

"Sure...
Is it okay if I come over to the 2nd's barracks?"

"Of course!
You're more than welcome!"

Isane then clapped her hands together.
"I knew you weren't avoiding us on purpose!
But... tell me Sophia...
Are you sure you're fine? You don't look so good."

"That's 'cause I only drank two coffees today."

"T-That's not good you know!
Here... This is a home remedy I made up.
The vitamins inside should help you!"

"Thanks..."
Sophia then took the bottle from the shinigami and unloaded its contents into her mouth at once.
Chewing through the hard pills she swallowed their shards all at once.

"T-That was supposed to last a month..."

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Once they all said their goodbyes Sophia returned home.
With all of her duties finished for the time being she finally had some time for herself.
Deciding to do something special on this rare occasion she headed home and in the meantime thought about how things were.

Takeshi and Isane got married a while ago, making them the first two captains in history to be legally married.
But to this day they failed to produce any children. This has been going on for so long that Sophia got bored of teasing them about giving her a nephew already.
Dante and Tatsuki lived together in the living world with Dante straightening out a bit and becoming legit for a time.
When Tatsuki passed away the two of them moved into Hueco Mundo where they still live today.
She definitely meet them more often than Takeshi and Isane but that's only because of proximity.
And then there were her friends, the people she decided to surround herself with over the years. They were a mess in their own right.

However none of that mattered now as it was Sophias 'Me time'.
Once she got home she picked out her 'outfit' and went off, opening a portal into the human realm.

When she arrived she wore nothing more than a tanktop and a pair of shorts.
The sun was setting which lent the nearby park a certain radiant beauty.
She went to a nearby playground, politely greeting those she encountered.
Though she earned more than a few confused glances nobody really cared enough to follow her.

Upon arrival she looked around and began.
Bodyweight exercises. Such a simple thing which one might think to be pointless for such a being.
But being constricted by a gigai and intentionally not using any spiritual energy she managed to push herself to the point where she broke a sweat and began struggling.
Feeling the burn and the pain spreading in her body she cracked a smile as sweat trickled down her muscles.

This is the moment where she can forget about her worries, where mind clears and she can at last focus on things she actually wants to think about.
The sun has set now and she was still going, working every muscle she could.
Pulling herself up a bar she thought back of the times when she didn't have to come to the human world for such activities.

Back in the day she used to hang out at the very bottom of the universe with a primordial god observing her.
But after she brought her immensely heavy training equipment down there and cracking the foundation of Hueco Mundo with a several ton heavy training sword the primordial dragon got angry at her and forbid Sophia from training down there ever again.
So now she's stuck here in the living world, having to rely on such insufficient training methods.

Luckily she didn't care that much.
At first she was annoyed but the tranquility of the place suited her just fine.
Being alone certainly had its perks.

As she began reaching the end of her workout routine however she noticed the bead of sweat at her chin quaking rhythmically.
Being snapped back to reality she looked up and realization dawned on her.

"Crap..."
She let go of the steel and after landing went towards the reiatsu she failed to notice up until now.

The night was in full swing now and so the worms of the world finally saw it fit to crawl out from their holes.
Once she was closer she could make out the spiritual signatures of several humans.

"Hmmm...
Not surprising."

In recent years as spiritual powers grew so did their effects on the human world.
With more and more aware people showing up things were getting a bit out of hand.
Foolish little teenagers with attitude were especially prone to picking up arms and fighting back against the eldritch horrors that lurked in the shadows.
Which meant more work for her.

"Great..."

When she arrived things looked quite dire.
A group of young little upstarts were being utterly trashed by a humongous hollow.
It was difficult to tell what it was exactly. Adjuchas? A regular hollow?
In the end it didn't matter.

One of the kids called out to her.
"GET OUT OF HERE! IT'S DANGEROUS!"

"Stop yelling...
I can see it myself."
Either she spoke too quietly or the boy was too wounded to hear her as he continued to pester her.

Finally the thing she actually cared about took note of her.
"What's this?
Another meal? Good!"

"Oh... right.
I'm still holding back.
Well... this should be fun."

The beast threw a fierce punch that felt like it could demolish an entire sky scraper if it hit.
But Sophia just stood there and took it without budging an inch.
As if hitting an iron wall the Hollows hand exploded in a shower of gore and it screamed.
Sophia just looked down at her torso and growled.

"Tch...
I liked that top."
Luckily for her her arms were folded over her chest, so she wasn't completely exposed but now her abs were a bit chilly.
"You'll pay for that."

Meanwhile the humans were staring at her in awe.
"I-Is she gonna release now?"

"Release?"
Who did these humans think she was?
She never felt more offended in her entire life before.
Pulling back her fist she cracked each individual knuckle on every finger of hers before throwing a punch so powerful it created a gust of wind which made every tree and shrub sway violently in the park.
"Miedo Devorador."

The hollow didn't explode in a shower of gore, nor did it leave a corpse.
In one instant it was simply gone like a popped balloon.

The humans just stared at her like they just witnessed Jesus walking on water.
"W-What the-"

"Don't swear...
Are you injured?"

"Y-Yeah... but looks like we're saved.
Thanks to you."
After making sure none of the humans were about to die she turned, preparing to leave.
"W-WAIT!
Just who ARE you?"

Without saying another word she left and opened the Garganta once she was out of sight.

Omake #5: THE END

>Spook won't do the only one I was waiting for
Typical

>>2605895
Trust me mate... you don't want it

It was a good idea on paper but sometimes when you look back at things you see what a horrid idea it truly was

>>2605895
And how did you figure out what it was?
Usually I have to spell things out

>>2607544
It was the one with the kaizar/hogyoku soul king alt ending, right?
That was the only one left I could think of

>>2607564
Nonono not that one.

Truth be told I actually forgot about it...
Shoot
Hang on, I'll quickly get on it.

But actually it was the mystery VS match that I decided not to do

Omake #6: Rule

There has been a fair amount of mysticism as to what transpired in the final battle between Kaizar Soize and Yhwach.
The reports which Ukitake and everyone else received stated that they managed to destroy each other in their clash.
But strange things have been happening lately that caused some... troubling rumors to surface.
Now of course he never gave much credibility to gossips but still...

However as declaration after declaration comes from the Soul King he began to worry.
Every time some new directive came it managed to send tremors throughout the Soul Society.
The abolishment of the noble houses, orders to pursue friendly relations with the hollows...
It all pointed at one thing.

And Ukitake needed to know.

So after months of waiting his request was finally accepted and he received an official audience with the Soul King himself.
Now knowing what actually the Soul King is, or at least what it should be, this was quite surprising.
And as such his worries kept mounting.

After meeting with Shiba Kukkaku he was sent into the Soul King Palace and his suspicions were immediately proven right.
When he set foot in the holy palace he immediately saw the problem... there was not one soul present.
Not the royal guard, not their subjects, nobody.

Cautiously he walked towards the tower at the center of the dimension and entered.
Once he reached the massive door at the center of everything he swallowed hard and entered.
What he saw was not surprising but it still shocked him to a great extent.

"So... it is true."

"Hey there Ukitake."

"Hah... haha!
I didn't actually believe it but it's true!
You became the Soul King!"

"Is that an issue?"

"N-Nono!
Absolutely not!
It's just... you know.
There were a lot of rumors going around and-"

"I'm aware.
In the end it doesn't really matter."

"I suppose not...
But now all those decrees make sense.
And I assume those 'unfortunate' accidents that keep happening are also your doing?"

"I'd call them 'fortunate' personally."

"No kidding...
Would be murderers falling onto their swords. The gun of a killer exploding in his hand.
I could go on but we'd be here for a while.
You do know you're meddling with things, right?"

"Yes. But I don't care.
My only regret is that I can't do more.
In the end I'm still human and I can only split my attention so many ways at once..."

"So... a hollow is the new soul king...
What a day to be alive.
But tell me... how did you do it?
And does your family even know what happened to you?"

"Of course they do.
I gave them the keys to the place so they are free to come and go.
And I visit them every day.
As for your other question... you'd best ask my new colleagues.
I'm not sure I can disclose that information."

"Colleagues?
...
Oh god-"

"Precisely."

"Kaizar! Do you know what this means?
Do you know why the Soul King was as it was?
Because that kind of power shouldn't be wielded by anyone!"

"Do you not trust me Ukitake?"

"It's not that I don't trust you.
I wouldn't trust anyone with that!"

Kaizar let out a sigh.
"Then... I'll show you the proof of my dedication."
With a snap of his finger bright light began to fill the room and from it heads mounted on spikes appeared.

Ukitakes jaw dropped when he saw them.
"T-The Royal Guard?"

"All except Nimaiya.
He didn't have an issue with me taking the throne.
As for a safety mechanic..."

Suddenly the room around them seemed to shatter like glass and from it a man approached.
"You ruined my surprise..."

"Sorry.
I needed a demonstration."

"AIZEN?!"

"Relax Ukitake..."
You urge the shinigami to let go of his weapon.
"He escaped Hell once. This is the only way to keep a close eye on him...
And he has his uses.
Not only does he make for an excellent guard but also a good failsafe.
And..."
You pulled your shirt apart, revealing the Hogyoku within you.

"W-What is that?"

"Another counter balance.
You see... all this power is not in one hand.
It's in two.
...
Well Ukitake?
Have I managed to convince you yet?"

*sigh*
"I guess...
It's not like I can do much about it.
Still it would've been nice if you told us."

"You know full well that this was not an option.
Many in the Gotei would not have accepted it.
Not to mention the nobles.
I'm sorry I had to pull the wool over your eyes but it was preferable to outright civil war."

"I uh... I can't argue that.
Just... promise me one thing, okay?
Please... don't mess this up!"

"I can only promise to try."

"And I guess that's the best I can expect.
Well... so long Soul King."

"Good luck Commander...
And god bless!"

Omake #6: THE END