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Last Time on Worm Quest:You Tried to unfuck your genetics and it kinda worked? You then found the fanboys that had been marking territory in your name and pulled them into your gang. Their leader is a texan girl named piper, who is an unpowered vigilante with an awesome costume.

What is this: A Wormverse version of the Joker. With Tinker and Mover Powers. The universe is based on a Web serial about superheroes full of grimdark and sadness. The main character is essentially a person who is capable of experiencing fun and not immediately being punished by the universe, mostly due to incredible dice rolls. We had eight crit successes in the first thread alone.

How does it work?: D20's mostly, I keep a list of modifiers and stats on my computer. You have three actions a day and can do things.

Description of main character so those who are new don't immediately assume we're going full edge: He may be a bit evil and demented, he may kill a few villains, and he may be a general immature ass but at his heart, behind the white skin and teeth, he is still Barnaby Campbell, a kid who loves his mom and little brother and wanted to be a hero. [quote from thread]
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>>2549379
Barnaby/Manic/???
Status:Not OK
[Need] 15/20
[???]10/60
Karma:7
Money: 142 Dollars
Current power Understanding: Superhuman Gymnast and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.
You have ten Alloy Cards, the Trickster's boots and Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.

Happy Zappers:Gloves that Electrocute Enemies: non lethal.
Madman's garb: heavy torso armour, full face helmet. strength enhancement, allows the use of Happy Zappers.
Trickster's garb, partial face mask. Lightly reinforced. dark colours for stealth. Molecular resistance field, basically mini krieg.

[Cards]
Playing card sized pieces of an anomalous alloy you can create, cuts via destroying the bonds between molecules.

Gang Members:0
Capes:4
Grue:Darkness generator and manipulator, knows Kung Fu.
Tattletale:Sherlock Holmes on crack.
Bitch:Has dogs that she can enlarge and turn into car sized hellbeasts.
Regent:Can cause people's muscles to spasm incredibly hard, Can do "other things" but refuses. Psychopath.
Piper:Texan Vigilante, no powers but a good costume and guns.

option list at hideout
Do some Tinkering
Time to play with Chemicals
Explore the City
Go perform Heroic acts
Go Do some Villainy
Food tho
Open Research Screen
New Outfit
>write in.

Your Inconel printer is currently in use creating body armour, but you can still do tinkering with non alloy stuff.
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>>2549383
I thought we had a few gang members from Piper? Also is there no option to check the pho anymore?
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>>2549384
I fucked up the opening paragraph, don’t mind me.
You have 14 gangsters of varying quality.
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>>2549383
> Go Do some Villainy

Karma too high. Balance out our various good deeds with some crazy fuckery.
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>>2549383
Sorry, forgot the start of it.
Date: Friday the 16th of April.
You awaken to the sounds of manufacturing, your printer churning out armour plates for your new gang. The gang themselves are sitting around and talking, the Undersiders are sat around and watching TV. Most of the unpowered gang members went home last night, but you have a list if phone numbers you can call them on if you need anything. Piper slept on the couch after it was revealed that her apartment took some serious smoke damage from your fight with Lung.

Time to get to work.
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>>2549386
Ah ok. My vote is to check PHO then. Any tinker ideas I have need that printer.
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>>2549379
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>>2549383
>Make another incinel printer
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>>2549393
Inconel*
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>>2549383
>Food tho
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>>2549383
>Open Research Screen
Since now we have people to take care off, lets get the Medicine research.
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>>2549383
>Open Research Screen
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>>2549383
Changing from >>2549393
To
>Open research screen
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>>2549401
Supporting,we should get medicine done.
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Research wins.

>unfuck your genetics 3: Unfuck harder.
>Building Reinforcements: unlocks defences for the Hideout.
>Machine Shop: Sometimes a tinker needs ways of going EVEN FASTER
>Research Capes: May give you an idea for a new Item based on the powers of others.
>Medical Applications
>Armsmaster's Arm counter:2
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>>2549410
>unfuck your genetics 3: Unfuck harder.
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>>2549410
>unfuck your genetics 3: Unfuck harder.
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>>2549410
>>Medical Applications
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>>2549410
>>unfuck your genetics 3: Unfuck harder.
Never stop the unfucking.
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>>2549410
>unfuck your genetics 3: Unfuck harder.
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>>2549410
>>Machine Shop: Sometimes a tinker needs ways of going EVEN FASTER
MANIC MOBILE
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>>2549410

>unfuck your genetics 3: Unfuck harder.

Looks like we've locked in.
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>>2549410
>unfuck your genetics 3: Unfuck harder.
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>>2549410
>>unfuck your genetics 3: Unfuck harder.
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Unfuck your Genetics 3: Unfuck Harder.

Use Tattletale for +5 bonus Y/N
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>>2549424
>Y
Make her work for her keep.
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>>2549424
Y

She's part of the Gang, she does her part.
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>>2549424
>N
I have a good feeling on this one.
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>>2549424
Of course
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>>2549410
>Medical Applications
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>>2549424
If she's still tired, N
If she feels better, Y
It should only get easier from here, come on. How fucked up could we possibly be?
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>>2549424
>N

I want to have her to do other stuff later. We still need money.
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>>2549424
>Y
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>>2549433
We can do that easily by robbing a certain bank.
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"Okay, but I want the minions to go out and buy me more aspirin. Maybe some chocolate too."

"Sure thing, I'm sure Piper would be more than willing to help."

Roll d20+6
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Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>2549438
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Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>2549438
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Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>2549438
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Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>2549438
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>>2549431
Y
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>>2549438
>inb4 more screaming
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>>2549442
>>2549441
>>2549440
Well that doesn't make things look that well.
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[Unfuck your Genetics 3: Unfuck harder.] completed.

You get tattletale to continue looking through your notes and genetic data, talking through your problem and attempting to find solutions. It's much easier than just trying to figure out stuff by yourself while fighting the influence of your thoroughly unhelpful power. Eventually she is forced to retire by a growing migraine, but not before you gain a superior grasp of the situation. You'll have to spend a bit more time on this, but you might be able to create a serum from the blood people with similar genetics to you in order to patch the holes in your DNA. You still need to figure out the right mixture though, and make the serum's base.

[Genetic Unfucking 4:The Unfuckening.] Unlocked for research.

That also means you'll need to see your family, might be a bit difficult with how you look now.

[Disguise kit] unlocked for research.
[Tattletale is exhausted]

As you exit you once more see Tattletale curled up on the sofa. Looks like that time took a bit more out of her than you'd thought.

Your printer is now finished, and your gang quickly begin to spraypaint their new armour in neon colours to fit with the rest of their outfits. Good shit

It is the afternoon now, and you have plenty of time left in the day.
Barnaby/Manic
Status:Not OK
[Need] 4/20
[Gene Fragmentation]0/60
Karma:2
Money: 492 Dollars
Current power Understanding: Superhuman Gymnast and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.
You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster's boots and Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.

Happy Zappers:Gloves that Electrocute Enemies: non lethal.
Madman's garb: heavy torso armour, full face helmet. strength enhancement
Trickster's garb, partial face mask. Lightly reinforced. dark colours for stealth. Molecular resistance field, basically mini krieg.

[Trickster's Cane]
This is a metal cane with an outer shell made of the same metal as your cards but smooth instead of sharp(obviously) it doesn't cut through things in the same way. Instead it softens whatever it hits and deforms it.
The cane also contains a directional electromagnet that allows you to recall your cards after they've been thrown, or technically anything magnetic enough for the beam to affect.

option list at hideout
Do some Tinkering
Time to play with Chemicals
Go perform Heroic acts
Go Do some Villainy
Food tho
Open Research Screen
New Outfit
Talk with a companion
>write in.

Gang members: 14
Grue:Darkness generator and manipulator, knows Kung Fu.
Tattletale:Sherlock Holmes on crack.
Bitch:Has dogs that she can enlarge and turn into car sized hellbeasts.
Regent:Can cause people's muscles to spasm incredibly hard, Can do "other things" but refuses. Psychopath.
Piper:Unpowered vigilante with an awesome costume. kinda fangirly.
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>>2549479

> Go Do some Villainy
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Go Do some Villainy
Rob a bank in the rich side of town
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>>2549479
>Talk with a companion
I'll go for Regent but anyone is good.
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>>2549479
>Talk with Reagent
Frenchman get
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>>2549479
>Go Do some Villainy

Time to grab some much needed cash.

Besides it's not robbery, it's a business loan.

Need money to open up our mobile clinic after all.
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>>2549479
>Food tho
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>>2549479
Do some Tinkering

We have some guns and some energy batteries we caugth we could use something non-deadly (beside our gas) or make something that is able to protect our gang from our non-lethal gas. A think about poison it's that you should always have a cure for it.
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>>2549479
Why do villainy when we can just make the lab for quicker manufacturing. We want as much prep as possible for the upcoming gang war
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>>2549487
Only if we attack the bank were the empire puts their money. Then we get money and fuck with a rival gang.
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>>2549490
Phaser set to stun
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>Money: 492 Dollars

Better then before, but not good enough.
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>>2549495
Or just a good old stun baton (but in the size of a baseball bat)
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>>2549497
Shit the picture didn't showed up.
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>>2549479
>Do villainy
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>>2549479
>Talk with a companion
Regent
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>>2549492

The point isn't to gain anything. Our tinker powers allow us to create unique, hyper-advanced tech to sell off to whomever we wish. Money isn't the issue.

The goal is the equalize Manic's Karma imbalance. For what is more unpredictable and chaotic than dogmatic neutrality?
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>>2549479
Do Villainy

Steal ArmMaster's Bike to get a hotdog while the Minions steal from a bank
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>>2549517
Yes.
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Go do some villainy.

You call your gang into the main room and sit around a table one Ronnie pulled in from the old factory.

"Alright boys and girls, it's time we did something villainous with this little group. I need money for my tinkering and you need money to eat, so let's get to work."

Tattletale says there's a bank near the boardwalk that launders money for the Empire, let's hit that

Let's go break our buddy with the art skills out of PRT custody.

We have what we need to fight the Empire, it sounds like time for a good old fashioned bit of Brutal Gang Violence

I want to mess with Armsmaster
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>>2549520
Write in
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>>2549520
>Steal ArmMaster's Bike to get a hotdog while the Minions steal from a bank
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>>2549520
We lure Armsmaster to the bank and steal the money /and/ his bike in the chaos

While the Undersiders and Piper jail break artist peeps
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>2549520
>I want to mess with Armsmaster
Is the only true option.

But then again
>Let's go break our buddy with the art skills out of PRT custody.
Is important too.

I'll roll to decide.
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>>2549520
>Let's go break our buddy with the art skills out of PRT custody.
And that is for everyone else while I distract the heroes by stealing failmasters bike and go for a joyride.
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>>2549520
Changing from >>2549524
To >>2549525
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>>2549520
>Let's go break our buddy with the art skills out of PRT custody.
I would rather not do the bank robbery without Tattletale.
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>>2549479
why the heck is karma 2 rn when it was 7 in the other post
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>>2549532
because I fucked up, also you're literally planning on doing crimes.
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>>2549525
Hit to places at once? Now that is crazy!! But you forget that the PRT most likely have capes or other security mesuares to prevent this kind of shit
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>>2549532
Despite how he runs like a machine, Zion is still human and occasionally makes mistakes.
>>2549520
No reason we can't have the Undersiders bust out art buddy while we distract the PRT by stealing Armsmasters bike and starting some gang violence with it.
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>>2549525

Support.

Let's not use the money though, we really don't need it.
>We could pile it up and burn it in the middle of town.
>Mulch it and use it to make paper mache sculptures.
> Draw clowns and shit on it, then break back into the bank and put it all back.
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>>2549530
And you are willing to attack a PRT whatever the place is that they put people? We would need more gear, Some bombs to break the walls maybe use as a distractiin to reduce the number of capes while we do the breaking.
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>>2549538
We only need the money to feed our people. Other then that we can literaly do as the joker did and just burn the money.
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>>2549520
>Let's go break our buddy with the art skills out of PRT custody.
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>>2549530
We'll just kool-aid it anon. Bonus points if we can make Armsmaster make the hole himself

>>2549535
Not if they're responding to a Manic situation. If they already think he's super dangerous they'll probably send out most of the heroes after him making security at base minimal.

...Or Bakuda shows up at the rig.

Either way we can take advantage of the chaos
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>>2549520
Let's go break our buddy with the art skills out of PRT custody.

>>2549516
What a retarded meta reason to do villainy
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alright, stop voting I'll count up the votes
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>>2549540
We can cut through anything with our cards and knock everyone with SmileX. Still risky without Tats bullshitery but I can see it.
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>>2549536
So long we can do the distraction part to help break our artist friend, and honestly whoever else comes with then to, because i doubt that in the chaos our friend would be the only one to try escape
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>>2549536
I honestly forget that sometimes, talk about an unstoppable qm.
>>2549534
we weren't yet at that post tho but it's ok m8.
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Let’s gas the rig
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>Bakuda

She seems to be a pretty nice girl...i wonder if the project is still on the PRT custody
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>>2549552
My pale brother of clowny descent
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>>2549520
>Tattletale says there's a bank near the boardwalk that launders money for the Empire, let's hit that
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>>2549542
Why not just use our superpower? I'm pretty sure we could whip up something.

> A genetically altered species of corn that grows astonishingly quickly and is hardy enough to easily take root in heavily urbanized area. Upon reaching maturity, the plants heat up the point that popcorn sprays off the stalk.
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>>2549520
>Tattletale says there's a bank near the boardwalk that launders money for the Empire, let's hit that
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>>2549562
Idea:
Plants vs Zombies type base defenses
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Hey did anyone else noticed the increase in IPs with green colour in this thread? Weird shit isn't?
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Distract armsmaster with bank robbery, while your buddies break out the artist wins writing.
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>>2549520
>hit the empire bank
We need some form of decent funds. More than 1000 dollars at least
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>>2549562
Man Corn isn't meat.
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What part of >>2549548 people didn't get?
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We can gas the rig and loot it after they are asleep
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>>2549567
Dammit I have to go to work.

Don't kill us. Gais gais pls

Make sure to raise Armsy's blood pressure!
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>>2549567
By "distract arm master" you mean "steal his arm and run around like an idiot" correct?
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>>2549579
I think we're aiming for his bike this time. We'll probably get his arm out of it anyway though.
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>>2549579
We need to expand our collection. It is very important.
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>>2549580
>>2549583

We shouldn't even use the bike, lets just melt it down into material for our inevitable arm effigy of our face that we're going to send to him.
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>>2549580
So we are distracting army with some gang violence and letting the undersides bust our artist friend out?

>>2549586
i kinda feel bad for armsy. But then i remember he's a serious stuck up and remember he needs to relax from time to time. We need to show him how to not be so serious.
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>>2549524
Let's do this.

Best distraction for a break out.

Also what's going on with the old bussiness owner who's life we saved?
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>>2549586
Very important question: How big will this arm effigy be? 50 arms worth, 500 arms worth, or 5000 arms worth?

If it's big enough we should consider developing some kind of gigantic blip so that we can drop it on the PHQ.
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>>2549597
Bleh. I meant to say Blimp.
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Let’s make a armsmaster out of arms
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>>2549597
Getting 50 arms would take a long time, 5000? Forget about it, but where does armsy get these arms? He needs to have some sort of vault somewhere
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>>2549602
Gundum style
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>>2549597
>arm now has non magnetic metal to prevent it being taken off
> cut arm off run away

We do this until he finally just gets the arm regrown
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>>2549590
Well that was my plan but it looks like we're using it to rob a bank instead of hang violence, but at least it's an E88 bank.
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"Alright, so I have an idea. That guy from before, the artist who got caught. I'll distract the PRT with something and you guys can break him out. Tats said that there was a bank that the Empire puts money through, I'll head over there and do my routine. You know, gas some superheroes, Call out Armsmaster and then run away. That will call out the PRT. And I'll steal his uh, bike? Arm? maybe both.

The Undersiders seem to be rather into this, but want to get the specifics figured out before they go out.

Your unpowered gang members also seem a bit leery of this, but they seem to have faith in your plan, especially since they know that the PRT will have to respond to you in force.

The one question that remains after all the other ideas are hashed out is neatly summed up by piper.
"So who's actually going where? Robbing a bank on your own is supposed to be really hard. But breaking into PRT Central has got to be pretty tough too."

14 Gang members.
Grue:Darkness generator and manipulator, knows Kung Fu.
Tattletale:Sherlock Holmes on crack.
Bitch:Has dogs that she can enlarge and turn into car sized hellbeasts.
Regent:Can cause people's muscles to spasm incredibly hard, Can do "other things" but refuses. Psychopath.
Piper: Unpowered vigilante with an awesome costume. kinda fangirly.

Tattletale is unavailable.
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>>2549606
Cherry on top would be a speech on improving yourself vs just adding "improvements" to yourself

"Trust your real arms armsmaster. I believe in you"
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>>2549610
the real arms were inside you all along.
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>>2549609
Everyone but tattletale going to the prt while only us go to the bank.
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All but piper go to the prt with some gas bombs
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>>2549610
Then cut off his other arm.

>>2549609
PRT: Grue and Regent. Grue for darkness and Regent to stop any guards from hitting alarms with his power.
Bank: Us, Bitch, and Piper, and a couple goons. Bitch for muscle, Piper and goons for hostage and exit watching, us for actually getting into the vault.
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>>2549609
Backing >>2549615. Grue and Regent can run defense/utility with darkness/spasms, while Bitch can bust through walls with dogs and gang members can help locate the guy or handle the PRT mooks.

Alone, Bart can just cut through all the walls straight to the vault while nonlethaling anybody inside, leaving us perfectly in place to take some money and leave Armsmaster a little confetti present :^)
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>>2549609
Everybody goes to break out the guy while only Barnaby will go to the bank
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>>2549615
We need more peeps if we want to make the robbery look good. Since the main focus of the bank is distraction/escape We can use Bitch and some gang members to do the bank. While the rest can keep things in PRT. Regent can control people right? Maybe use him in the PRT so the i filtration than go without being fastly discovered would be a good use also Grue can block the cameras with darkness and move along?

So i guess

Grue and Regent + Piper go to the rescue of our artist friend.

Us+ Bitch + 7 minions go do the bank thing
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>>2549618
I will support this. Bitch can work as the gateaway driver since we can use some of her dogs to ride out of the place.
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>>2549618
Supporting.
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>>2549628
Maybe send a couple of more unassuming mooks on the prison break, just for the sake of backup.
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have to pop across the road, will call the voting when i get back.
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>>2549609
Go to bank alone andd everyone else goes to the prt, except bitch, she stays at the base with tats.

Coils still a thing guys
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>>2549615
Too risky.

Plus the bank robbery doesn't NEED to succeed, just create a draw.

We take either Grue or Bitch. Primary goal is to get in, make a scene, get out. They can help with mobility (Bitch and her dogs) or stealth ( True darkeness)

Both can create enough chaos without direct involvement to help out greatly. Kinda want Grue with the breakout team to help minimize casualties though.

Secondary is perform the actual heist, but we don't have acid to break into a vault or anything like it. At best we're stealing from the till, unless someone at the bank wants to help us fight the e88.

Tertiary is escape with armsmaster's arm. Bike Or arm may have a locator at this point. Setting up a rendezvous "pseudobase" may be necessary for this part.
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>>2549641
So leave a couple of minions behind?
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>>2549642
Our cards should get us in the vault.
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>>2549638
The prison will be more steathly then the bank. A smaller group will be easier to get in and to get out we can always do a break out
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>>2549618
>Then cut off his other arm
Yes. Absolutely hysterical. I hope that this ends up happening.

Oh, I'd also like to support this plan.
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>>2549642
Doesn't need to succeed fair. But we still meed to make it look like we want to. Trying to rob a bank with just Bitch and us while having to deal with securoty and any empire goons in the place plus the heroes comming to arrest us is a recepie to be caugth.
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Oh yeah i just realized something. Do we have any idea how our artist friend looks like? Would be emberasing if we don't know how he looked just saying.
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>>2549644
If we left all the minions with the guns from coils failed attempt on us maybe.
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Dude got in trouble for drawing graffiti breaking him out of jail seems like an overreaction. Like if we break him out, he is now a runaway criminal.
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>>2549654
Then let's do it? Not like we need much beside our gas to k.o. the security inside the bank
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>>2549661
Good now he won't have any choice but be our pal. Also breaking into the jail allow us to get even more peeps to our side. Because i bet some criminals would love to side with the guy who had the guts to break them free. Not all of then mind you but a couple will.
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>>2549661
He got arrested for putting a tag on a government building. That's insane. I had a family member get in trouble for tagging a govt building 117 times in a day. He never saw a jail cell. He was sentenced to a fine or community service.
This is standard PRT overstepping their bounds because it messed with their stuff.
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alright, I'm calling it here.
lemme count it up.
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>>2549678
to be fair, it was a twenty foot by ten (roughly) mural of a known supervillain who had taken out the city's official team.
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>>2549678
Well I mean he was suspected to be in cahoots with The Manic
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>>2549683
It's still just paint.
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>>2549609
Tattletale and Grue would be best for shutting down the PRTs security, while Bitch's dogs would be good for carrying all the money away from the bank.
I guess have everyone but a few gang members and bitch wait near the PRT base, while we use the remainder for the heist.
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>>2549686
Perfect explanation, it's a plot hole
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>>2549690
>>2549686

Well, he might be a cape based around paint? That would be cool as shit and would explain why the PRT would book him for some bullshit like that.
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>>2549704
it would certainly make sense as to why his name wasn't made public.
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>>2549704
Maybe he can make living graffiti? That would actually be cool as shit.
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>>2549706
We have to get this guy out now. He would do wonders for getting our gang's name/message out there. Depending on it's combat applications, he could even be another body for a Cape Fight. We need every cape we can get.
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Grue and Regent for stealth breakout. everyone else for the bank job wins.

writing
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We should note, why were robbing it, I. E. Something. Like "So I hard this bank has been naughty , didn't your mom tell you Nazis at bad"

Make it look better.
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>>2549720
Why not just give the money back to the people(as in civillians) once we're done. Or maybe just burn it all in a public space
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Okay, so I'm gonna be doing the bank job first, then we'll play through the breakout.
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>>2549733
We also need money
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>>2549720

Banks are stale and dreary places. Manic wants to make them more interesting.
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>>2549737

Do we really though?
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>>2549733
Because if we wnat to have a big gang and get something to ouraelfs we will need money. I know WE don't need it but our boys and girls migth.
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>>2549739
We don't need it but our goons and friends do. Besides food needs to be bougth ans we get more money to spend in our favorite food joints.
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We keep whatever cut is the empire's using tattle tale, and give the rest back
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>>2549737
K so one third to us the other two thirds thrown into the crowd as we escape to create chaos. Also apologise while doing it, but in a witty way.
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>>2549750
Or we could keep all the money and use it for a variety of projects to improve our gang and help out the people living directly under our control. Set up a few food kitchens, maybe a free clinic with JokerBrand Medicine, and we're all set for good local PR.
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Also let's not delude ourselves into thinking were doing the right thing, people's personal savings are gonna be lost. Of course bank could have insurance in this case were not effecting the empire at all, so I'm gonna assume it's gonna effect account holders

But we need money and this is the most palpable method we have.
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When I said give back, I was referring to soup kitchens and such. Gangs commonly use these methods to build good will.
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We should casually walk in and go. "Excuse me I need to make a withdrawal." When they ask how much we go. "All if it." Then we make all hell break loose with gas.
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>>2549757
I'm down for starting a soup kitchen or two with the profit, or maybe giving some hobos a turkey and some wine just to build community goodwill
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>>2549761
I am a big fan of starting up a free clinic too. It would give us a great place to experiment and will probably become much cheaper relative to other options as we tinker with medicine.
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>>2549755
So you want to go the 'good guy'(tm) route? With a character based off the Joker?
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Problem, with clinic is we don't have time to operate one.
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>>2549765
>>2549761

Our issue is that as we scale up, there will be an active attempt to find our base and remove us.

The larger team we have on the bank heist, the sooner our opponents realize we're putting together a gang rather than a teamup.

The more we do in a given neighborhood, the more scrutiny that neighborhood will draw.
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>>2549767
I see we've already forgotten about the mobile clinic idea.
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>>2549757
and the way I see it using lets call it 'Gang' tactics will kinda dispel the confusion the public currently has about Manic. Up until this robbery he will have been just some scary case 53 looking fucker who really likes bullying Armsmaster and does a half decent livestream. The second Manic is doing obviously gangish stuff is the second he and the maniacs can be dismissed as 'Just another gang'. So we've got to keep them guessing, keep em on their toes. I'm still all for hail-marrying a bag of swag into the crowd as we escape, or armsmaster when he inevitably shows up, just to keep the general public a little confused, just obviously less than two-thirds.
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>>2549770
This.
Ghetto clinic van is the best version of the clinic idea.
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Operating soup kitchens, and such is not perceived as gang shit. That's why gangs do them.
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>>2549766
Aside from the opening post where it's mentioned why we're good natured (comparatively speaking), would you want to rule over a shithole? If the public liked us enough or we're ingrained into the community enough the PRT will leave us alone by and large. No one wants to rat out the guy who got them back in their feet or saved their life.
There's more to good acts than just feeling good about yourself.
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>>2549756
Should be safe to assume this is part of a larger banking corporation, so money on the books should be insured and safe for the most part.

Even if it's an independent bank, anyone on the books with under $250k is insured. A robbery will provide the authorities excuses to audit the books.

That'd be interesting if we could pull a "inside man"-esque heist. Where we use the heist to draw attention to something else. If we could use the heist to capture cooked books/evidence of working with E88, it'd be a huge step for us. Would result in further bank audits.
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It is with excitement in your heart and a bubbling laugh that you find yourself speeding towards the bank in a white van with covered plates, Bitch's dogs running along behind your van. You have another van(black) and two motorbikes, all with gang members inside. Bitch is riding one of her dogs while you and Piper are in the front van. Normally you'd be trying for a bit more stealth but you want more attention this time.

"So guys, you looking forwards for a bit of fun?"

The men around you nod their heads slowly while checking their weapons, in addition to Piper, Ronnie and Reggie you also have two thinner men with pistols who served in some war or another in the back with you. The driver is an old man, grey beard and all who speaks in a heavy Canadian accent.

Piper's so damn excited she looks to be vibrating in her seat. She's already checked her pistols four times since you started the journey into town, and she answers your question with a definite if slightly higher pitched than you'd like "yeah".

Reggie and the others chuckle at this, the heavyset man pulling his clown mask on over his head. "Don't worry boss, she'll be okay once we're in."

You're just about to start taking the piss when the van starts to slow down and the driver calls out into the back.

"We're there, Time to knuckle down ladies."

You head out of the van and turn out into the street. You're about halfway down the boardwalk, a long stretch of high value real estate that provides pretty much all of the city's income. You also can see the very top of the PRT building from where you are, maybe a mile or so away down the road.

You turn back to the Brockton Bay Central Bank, and walk towards the front doors slowly.

Barnaby/Manic
Status:D A M A G E D
[Need] 4/20
[Gene Fragmentation]0/60
Karma:1
Money: 492 Dollars
Current power Understanding: Evolving body and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.
You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster's boots and Madman's Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.

Go in calmly, ask to make a withdrawal. when they ask how much just say all of it.
Go in and fire a shot into the air with your pistol. Scare people a bit.
Write in
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>>2549780
This is a good idea.
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>>2549781
>Go in calmly, ask to make a withdrawal. when they ask how much just say all of it.
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>>2549766
>>2549777

Basically this. Good PR can make or break a gang. The Hell's Angels are seen as lovable rascals on bikes despite trafficking guns, drugs, and women.
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>Ask for all of it!
Because QM took my shitty write up into account. Thanks QM!
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>>2549781
>Go in calmly, ask to make a withdrawal. when they ask how much just say all of it.
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>>2549771
If robbing a bank is a problem why not do the opposite? Walk in with a bag full of monopoly money and say we're making a deposit.
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>>2549781
>Go in calmly, ask to make a withdrawal. when they ask how much just say all of it.
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>>2549781
>Go in calmly, ask to make a withdrawal. when they ask how much just say all of it.
Pic related.
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>>2549781
>Go in calmly, ask to make a withdrawal. when they ask how much just say all of it.
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>>2549781

> Fire gun in the wildly in air

> "Ladies and Gentlemen! We are today's entertainment!"
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>>2549781
>Go in calmly, ask to make a withdrawal. when they ask how much just say all of it.
>>2549794
eh, then we'd just be a joke, like Uber and Leet. Manic is the deliverer of jokes, not the joke itself.
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>>2549781
We shouldn't lead in. One of our gangsters should pretend to be a civvie. Should give our people enough time to get everyone in better positions if they're distracting enough to draw the attention of any guards.

Like someone who has a small amount of money in closing out an account cuz they're "mad" with the bank. Making a HUGE ruckus while the teller tries to keep the account for them. Yell about "I didn't know you were associated with supremicist fucks until yesterday" and keep on yelling till security gets involved.

I also now wish we had SmileX modified rounds for our teammates to use in their general weaponry.
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>>2549781
Go in calmly, ask to make a withdrawal. when they ask how much just say all of it.

i would think that causing chaos would make us be noticed sooner but let's try to be subtle. As much as we can in our current clothing!
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>>2549800
Next time anon. Next time.
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Hi, i'm here to make a withdrawal.

writing.
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>>2549794
>>2549799

Honestly throwing some money around would get civvies to run for it. Would be a great part of the getaway if we had enough in the heist.

Still wanna focus on using this heist to expose E88 connections.

Also coming in with Monopoly money to deposit would at least create a hell of a distraction to get our people in place. Too bad we didnt prep with that.
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>>2549794
Wait, even better idea, rob the bank, then come back later with a bad mustache disguise and make a deposit/donation with half of the money we stole!
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>>2549811
"Hello i'm Joshua gold-stein and i'd like to make a donation."
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>Piper's so damn excited she looks to be vibrating in her seat. She's already checked her pistols four times since you started the journey into town, and she answers your question with a definite if slightly higher pitched than you'd like "yeah".

God dam this girl is perfect.
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>Go in calmly, ask to make a withdrawal. when they ask how much just say all of it.
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>>2549811
I support this.
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>>2549810
i think having a super powered villain walk in and try to take a withdraw will be enough of a distraction. We are kinda hard to not notice now.
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>>2549822
Fair.

Plus it's not public knowledge we have a gang now. Should let the others move in without issue.

Ideally they can take out security without killing anyone.

Also want to figure out where they keep their records. Would be nice to get that information if we're REALLY fucking E88
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I wonder if piper is a super smart and wants a psyche major. Probably not?
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>>2549817
Don't get it twisted for even a moment, Anon.
She good, but no girl in Worm is anywhere near perfect.
She'll show her true colors soon enough
Our normie henchman can't possibly be this cute.
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>>2549845
But anon we gotta believe! Because no other fuck in this setting does. Besides if she's not perfect it's nothing a little gene therapy can't fix. Right?
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>>2549787
>>2549777

Accumulating wealth is the set-up. Investing wealth in PR for our organization, so that it can grow easier is the pay-off.
Nothing about this joke is funny.
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>>2549835
We need to get her a hammer or some other kind of custom-made weapon some time.
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>>2549845
DUDE! She thinks our gas is the coolest shit ever! She is already top rank in my opinion.

>>2549849
There is always room for improvement.
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>>2549850
The soud we serve has a mutagen that makes people that drink it become well mutants. We can finaly have a use for all the hobbos in our territory.
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>>2549865
now THAT'S pretty fuckin evil m8
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>>2549867
Even worse, it's not funny.

Where's the joke in making people mutants?
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>>2549865
Hey-now. That sounds like a riot.
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>>2549869
All comedy boils down to tragedy plus time. The rest of the world will come to appreciate the humor of the situation in time.
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>>2549871
Speaking of riots. How about we start one by tossing some cash off of a building and making individual bills rain. That'll make a scene, people fighting over money in the streets and technically the money was being donated to a good cause.
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>>2549865
>>2549869
They all look like mindless monsters but actually still have their human consciences.
They all agree their lives are better now as monsters than as humans.
They like having tea parties.
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>>2549845
The entire reason that every cape is so fucked in the head is majorly due to their shard either pushing them into conflict or altering their personality. So long as she doesn't trigger, she should be fine?

>>2549850
If we want an organization supporting the Joker, and the thread has made it seem like that, we need to prepare them. The E88, AZN, and PRT are eventually gonna come knocking to stop our bullshit.

Good PR will allow us to recruit more manpower against the E88 and AZN. It will stop the PRT from committing offensive actions against us. It will raise profits/loyalty/strength in the long-term as the city sections under our control comes to trust and depend upon us.

Just because we are a Joker expy. doesn't mean everything we do has to be "funny."
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>>2549877
>>2549877
This! And we add that they love hotdogs.
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You and your gang walk into the bank, you and the maniacs going in first while Bitch and her dogs keep watch outside.
Civilians immediately freeze as they notice the heavily armed and armoured thugs take positions around the room, looking out of windows and into side rooms.

The bank consists of a large atrium, with stairs leading up to another level behind a row of desks at the back. The bankers seem rather practised at this, and you can already see one of them frantically pushing a button under the desk. Normally that'd be a problem, but not this time.

You walk towards the desks as people scrabble away and turn on their phones, most of them just start filming but there is one who calls the PRT. You turn to him as he makes the call and mock surprise before beginning to manifest your favourite of meat dishes.

Ham.

"Oh, that reminds me! Just while you're on the phone can you tell Armsmaster that Manic's looking for him? I thought I'd check in on him since he gave such me a hand last time we met and I'd like to thank him properly."

After savouring his mortified look for a second, you continue heading towards the desk and push your way through the retreating citizens. "Excuse me, sooo sorry. Just need to get through to the desk. Be right out of your hair.

Eventually you find yourself at the front desk watching as the desk manager frantically pushes the little red button under his desk. The two of you stand there for a time, just watching him spam for help. "Hello there, I'd like to make a withdrawal please"

"I assume you'll be wanting the standard supervillain rate sir?" Hey, this one actually has a sense of humor.

Of course, Don't bother yourself. I'll send some of my boys into the back to pick it up.
This is your stage, smack this Joker.
Of course, I'll need to head into the back though, make sure everything's on the up and up.
Write in
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If you guys want a harley that bad then drop shitty pipper and start trying to go for Dr.Yamada.
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>>2549865
thats dumb. Can we please not do retardedly evil things just to sate some autists need for karmic balance?
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>>2549884
>This is your stage, smack this Joker.
Fucker this is our stage not yours.
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>>2549884
>Of course, Don't bother yourself. I'll send some of my boys into the back to pick it up.

It's always nice when someone's in on the joke.
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>>2549884
Of course, I'll need to head into the back though, make sure everything's on the up and up.
Gotta find some evidence on the E88
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>>2549884
He's stealing out punchline. But he's not being a dick about it...much. What do? I say
>Of course, Don't bother yourself. I'll send some of my boys into the back to pick it up.
Or he could be stalling for time! Fuck!
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>>2549884
>Of course, Don't bother yourself. I'll send some of my boys into the back to pick it up. Also, let out a deep chuckle
>>2549889
It isn't in our style to punish someone for humour
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>>2549884
>Of course, Don't bother yourself. I'll send some of my boys into the back to pick it up.

Hey i like this guy.
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>>2549896
He is however trying to upstage us and that cannot he allowed.
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>>2549889
>This is your stage, smack this Joker.
> "How DARE you sir. I'll have you know that I am a perfectly upstanding citizen."
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>>2549884
>Of course, I'll need to head into the back though, make sure everything's on the up and up.

gotta show the newbs that we trust them to keep things under control
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>>2549895
But that is good we want the supes to come meet us.
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>>2549884
>Of course, Don't bother yourself. I'll send some of my boys into the back to pick it up.
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>>2549899
Not really. I don't think anyone's ever tried to upstage us before.

Even then, we should see this as simply an oppertunity for more jokes.
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>>2549900
>>2549889
Guys we can just gas him later if he keeps trying to upstage us.
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>>2549904
Oh right. Sorry. Old rogue habits kicking in. But others anons are right. We've never really punished anyone for going along with our jokes. Plus it's kind of nice to have a another person to bounce material off of.
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>>2549900
>"My compatriots on the other hand."
>"Are also perfectly upstanding citizens."
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>>2549899
So we just upstage him harder. This is the Worm universe. The word of the day has been 'escalation' for the past fifty years round here. We'll just be doing it with jokes rather than violence
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>>2549884
>Of course, Don't bother yourself. I'll send some of my boys into the back to pick it up.
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>>2549884
>Of course, Don't bother yourself. I'll send some of my boys into the back to pick it up.
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>>2549884
>Of course, Don't bother yourself. I'll send some of my boys into the back to pick it up.
We should take a pic with this guy.
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Send some boys into the back wins.

roll me a d20-2,
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Rolled 9 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>2549919
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Rolled 4 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>2549908
>>2549912

Fair enough. The incredulous banter will still work without the smack.
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Rolled 9 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>2549919
Whose getting maimed today?
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>>2549884
>Of course, I'll need to head into the back though, make sure everything's on the up and up
Are we not the only ones able to open the vault/barricade protecting the money?
Also could be E88 trap, with supers hiding in back, so we should check ourselfs.
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Rolled 19 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>2549919
show us the money
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oh ok, this is fine.
writing.
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>>2549884
I dunno if we're super villains or not
I'd say super neutral.

I'd ask where the kitchen is. We want the cooked books.

Our gangsters need us to open the vault at the very least. So we need to go in the back for that at least. Getting any evidence of gang connections is a plus. Especially if we're the ones breaking the news via internet and not the PRT/Cops.
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>>2549924
>>2549923
>>2549922
Oh noo we got busted! What should we even do now!~
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>>2549925
Its a trade-off. We're either in the bank cutting open the vault or in the lobby waiting on the PRT response team. I would rather be safe than have the money in this scenario.

>>2549927
One roll too late. RIP.
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>>2549924
So long it isn't Piper, Bitch or us i'm okay with anyone else hitting the floor
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>>2549932
Bitch is still running lobby security atm. We basically have sentry look outs + time buy option with that if PRT arrives when we're in a bad position
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>>2549935
We need the street cred that we can e for our goons
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>>2549935
With as small of a gang as we have, minion lives still have value. Anyone dying will greatly affect the rest of the crew.
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>>2549941
*care
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Do we have theme music yet? We really should get some theme music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5gjYuJrfbc&index=6&list=PLD260CA6912F22A65&t=0s
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Of course, Don't bother yourself. I'll send some of my boys into the back to pick it up

Oh, you like this one, and you keep up the banter as you wave squad two into the back, six of your men headed up the stairs and into the offices. "And remember to check the break room, I'm in the mood for some cooked books!" You chuckle to yourself as the cashier goes almost as white as you, before continuing to press the silent alarm.

You are actually so absorbed in needling the front desk manager that neither you, nor your chuckling comrades notice Glory Girl coming out of the toilets, at least at first. You all turn your heads once she punches Reggie through a window and out onto the street. He lands with a sickening crack.

You stop as a wave of pure fear washes over you.

"Hey Asshole!, I've been looking for you."
She flies towards you with fist raised.

Glory Girl OST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9mQTmXxU8E

Barnaby/Manic
Status: Terrified
[Need] 5/20
[Gene Fragmentation]0/60
Karma:2
Money: 492 Dollars
Current power Understanding: Evolving body and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.
You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster's boots and Madman's Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.

Happy Zappers:Gloves that Electrocute Enemies: non lethal.
Madman's garb: heavy torso armour, full face helmet. strength enhancement

Tumble out of the way, try not to die.
SHOOT HER
Engage in Ham to Ham Combat
Zapperino
>write in.
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And everyone knows what happens when Manic is terrified.
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>>2549955
>Engage in Ham to Ham Combat
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>>2549955
>SHOOT HER
I don't wanna metagame but we probably could have assumed that it won't kill her.
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>>2549955
>Engage in Ham to Ham Combat
'Why, miss Girl! What an unexpected surprise. Tell me, how is my patient doing?'
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>>2549955
>Zapperino
PUT 'ER THERE!
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>>2549955
>Engage in Ham to Ham Combat
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>>2549955
>Surrender
>Cry and beg for forgiveness
>Then zap her when she thinks she won
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>>2549955
Seconding >>2549967
Can we also pop a gas nade?
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>>2549955
>Zapperino

Oh man did she just killed Reggie?
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>>2549974
Also someone should fetch Reggie
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We really need the cook books, must get
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>>2549955

>>2549966 changing to >>2549967
I will die before I let us stop making banter.
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>>2549965
> "Oh-ho-ho. Such senseless violence and destruction. Shame about Reggie, but don't worry I'm not too cut up about it"

> Card toss + magnetic redirection
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>>2549966
Is Glory even well known at this point?

Unless we'd KNOW a bullet wouldn't do anything, Manic wouldn't go lethal on a cape... yet.

we know she has super strength at least.

I mean, we CAN ask her. Tell her we want to be sure we aren't gonna kill her in our jokey way.

At the minimum, our taser gloves (which haven't been put to use publicly yet I think) and our gas should be able to handle her without killing her. The gas might cause friendly fire though.
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>>2549955
>Status: Terrified
Oh shit, the fucking aura
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>>2549984

So. Manic's got to be cackling like a goddamned lunatic right now right?
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>>2549955
>Engage in Ham to Ham Combat
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>>2549988
Actually yeah. That should probably confuse the living hell out of her at the minimum. Especially if we're cracking super ham on her because of it.
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>Glory Girl

REALLY! That's her actual hero name? Sounds more like a prostitute name then a heroine name.
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I am unsure we can win in ham to ham combat against glory girl.
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>>2549992
Yeah but it'll probably look really really cool and that is the important thing.
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>>2549988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M3ygrHlsdM
have a quick compilation of Manic's new voice.
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>>2549992

Ham to Ham involves the usage of most of our gadgets, molecule cutting cards included. So It's not nearly as bad as you think.
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>>2549992
We have one thing against most heroes that levels the playing field I think. We cheat.
>Ham to ham combat while using zip zaps please
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>>2549992
We got super reflexes and enhanced strength from our suit and mutations, and her force field doesn't last too much, we'll be fine.
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>>2549992
Her name is glory girl. She's better off in a glory hole.
We could totally offer to leave the bank if she wins a humor contest against us. Considering how bonkers we are, she'll probably believe us.
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Alright lemme tally the votes
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HAM TO Ham wins
dice+1d20-+1 folks that's how you roll negatives.
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Rolled 11 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>2550007
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Rolled 11 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>2550007
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Rolled 10 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>2550007
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Rolled 10 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>2550007
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Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2550007
pls no 1
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Rolled 18 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>2550007
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Rolled 10 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>2550010
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What is happening?
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How odd
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>>2550016
Woo!
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>>2550014
>>2550011
>>2550010
Uh...this is bad right?
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>>2550021
Mediocrity. Also more late 19s
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>>2550018
>>2550015
>>2550014
>>2550011
>>2550010
all these fucking tens and nines holy shit
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>>2550024
Hopefull its dc 10 since defender always wins, and that's us in this situation.
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>>2550021
>>2550022
Fast rolling that what's happening.
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>>2550024
No, just incredibly average
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Umm if we are terrified wouldn’t we like take an arm or two off?
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>>2550030
Only if we fail by alot.
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>>2550016
You need to roll a negative modifier anon.
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>>2550033
I copy pasted what Zion put in his post man. Idk
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>>2550030
I imagine that sort of thing would only happen if we rolled both a 1 and a 20.
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>>2550030
How dare you to suggest we'd cheat on Amsmaster!
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>>2550030
Well if the funny clown act doesn't work then the next step is terrifying maniac.
Us going into a laughing fit as we pounce on Glory Hole will be great.
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>>2550030
We are laughting like a maniac right now and charging a girl with super-strength. Man if the civies and everyone else didn't think we were crazy before.
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>>2550029
Average for a single roll maybe, but it's bad for 3d20.
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>>2550035
fucking peasants. To put a negative modifier you need to type: dice+1d20+-1
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>>2550030
What this guy said:>>2550037 we are no arm slut.We inly grab armsy arms and that's it.
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>>2550010
>>2550011
wtf, even the post numbers end in 10-11
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>>2550044
Why are you so upset?
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>>2550049
Because peasants like you annoy me.Also because Zion doesn't count rolls with the wrong modifier.
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>>2550047
Some one is fucking with us.
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>>2550052
There was already three rolls so it doesn't count anyway, besides Zion just accidentally switched around the + and -, it's nothing to throw a shitfit about.
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>>2550010
>>2550011
>>2550014

11s ON THE 10 AND 11.
FOLLOWED BY 10
MEDIOCRITY IN MEDIOCRITY
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>>2550056
WERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!! Every thing is worth throwing a shit fit!
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>>2550059
We should put a smile on her face she is taking things way to serious. Also so we can revenge Reggie.
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So how badly do you think our teeth have been kicked in? I highly doubt that a 10 is enough to pass the DC for sucker punching Glory Girl.
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It would seem Reggie has volunteered to be the first of our empowered mooks after we fix his spine and or neck.
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>>2550065
We still have Bitch as back up. She's arguable an even heavier hitter than us.
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>>2550065
Well I doubt it's bullet through the throat levels of bad we're probably going to be a bit more fragmented after this
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>>2550065
Is fine we can always take a good chem bath and get more teeths. Sharp teeths even.
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>>2550065
She's gonna get some hits in, (Both physical and mental) but she won't hurt us too bad to get us out the fight.
The REAL problem is making sure the others can handle the PRT busting in at any moment now.
REMINDER THIS A GREAT TIME TO SEE IF OUR GAS WORKS AGAINST HER FORCE FIELD.
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>Go read the wiki and find out that Pan-Pan-chan is Glory(hole) Girl sister

Oh so that's why she is mad!
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>>2550074
We're in an enclosed room with minions who don't have gas protection from us. Unless the windows are broken out, it's a bad idea.
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>>2550074
But won't thw gas effect our mooks? I know Piper loves it but we will need to at least clear away from then.
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>>2550079
If we knew that, I'd totally be up to taunt her about how her sister refused to save a life, so we had to step in.
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10= Perfect Draw.

You recoil as Glory Girl hurtles towards you, hysterical laughter being cut off by her fist impacting your breastplate as you're sent flying. She follows after you and winds up another haymaker, but you roll backwards as you hit the ground and bounce off the wall over her head to avoid her wrath.

Said wrath obliterates the wall behind you, this is normally where you'd banter at her but you can't stop laughing. This only seems to make her angrier and she hurls a chunk of wall at your head, which you barely avoid by spinning to the side. Three cards are thrown but none of them penetrate her skin, and she simply charges through them as they loop back around to you.

You redirect her next punch past your face, narrowly missing your perfect teeth and shattering a wooden door behind you into thousands of tiny splinters. Thank god for your reinforced armour.
Your spin kick in response pushes her away but does no actual damage, only giving you enough time to regain your balance and dodge the next hit.

The fight continues for about a minute, with your mooks mostly scrambling out of the way while they work to keep the crowd under control. There's a few incidents with people who manage to run and one even gets away before they can be caught.

One of your minions comes back from behind the desk and stops for a minute as he sees you fighting Glory Girl, before very gingerly grabbing a Card from where it fell and heading into the back.

You can hear Sirens in the distance.

Barnaby/Manic
Status: Terrified, slight chest bruising.
[Need] 7/20
[Gene Fragmentation]5/60
Karma:2
Money: 492 Dollars
Current power Understanding: Mutating body and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.
You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster's boots and Madman's Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.

Happy Zappers:Gloves that Electrocute Enemies: non lethal.
Madman's garb: heavy torso armour, full face helmet. strength enhancement

PUT HER THERE. ZAPPO
Take a Hostage
SHOOT HER!
CALL IN THE MOOKS
Continue with the Ham
>write in
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>>2550100
>Take a Hostage
We just need to stall for time right now
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>>2549516
tinker tech isnt good for selling unless your buyer is a tinker or you are willing to maintain gear for them.
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>PUT HER THERE. ZAPPO
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>>2550100
>PUT HER THERE. ZAPPO
>write in: don't stop laugthing.
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>>2550100
>PUT HER THERE. ZAPPO
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>>2550100
>PUT HER THERE. ZAPPO
and hum thunderstuck while we're at it.
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>>2550100
>PUT HER THERE. ZAPPO
You sure do make a shocking entrance.
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>>2550100
>PUT HER THERE. ZAPPO
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>>2550100
We really just need to buy time for the others to get out with what they could find.

We need to make a callout for evac prep. And then buy more time. Ideally, once we can evac the gangsters, we can pull out the SmileX. Plus the mooks can't do anything to her with what they have. And we don't want hostages hurt. ( We COULD fake a lethal hostage situation with a non-lethal gas grenade. Ez as a grenade in a man's pocket/mouth and a cord on the pin

Using the Zap gloves now would be useful. She doesn't know we have those yet. Should go past her skin-invincibility.

>ZAP
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>>2550100
If I remember properly, gun's aren't very effective against GG. Not sure whether electricity can permeate her force-field either, but we may as well give it a shot.

>Put Her There Zappo
> "What an electrifying battle. My hair is practically standing on end."

>>2550102
> You can hear Sirens in the distance.
You sure about that? Seems like things are going to get much worse before they get better.
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> Zappo!
"You're pretty good with your hands just like your sister before I took her place and did her job for her with that coma patient!"
Assuming we know they're related.
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>>2550119
>We need to make a callout for evac prep.
supporting, let's just take the money and run.
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Zap her lads

D20-1
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When we use the zapper, should we go for another boob grab?
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Rolled 12 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>2550127
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>>2550125
Supporting evac call
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Rolled 5 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>2550127
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Rolled 18 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>2550127
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Rolled 18 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>2550127
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>>2550080
>>2550082
It's last resort.
Besides by the end of the fight im sure there will be a huge hole where the front wall of the bank used to be.
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>>2550120
We can always use our gas to knock out the policemen and make a run while they laugh with us running with the money~
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>>2550134
Niiiiiiiice.
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>>2550134
FINALLY
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naicu.
>>2550134
writing
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>>2550134
And we are back in the game baby!
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>>2550143
Question are any of the 'hostages' taking pictures/filming our little ham.
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>>2550151
Let them watch, I like to think we're an entertainer at heart.
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>>2550151
We didn't take away the phones. Many of them probably are. We didn't even try to stop them from calling anybody.

>>2550136
Gas grenades behind us should make it impractical for the police to attempt following us. And knowing Glory, she'll probably attempt to fly through it, get drowsy, and fly into a building.
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>>2550157
Also, they probably caught us mentioning cooked books. If we release the information of the bank playing ball with E88, it'll connect the dots for those researching us.

Also this might be distraction enough (Ie: this robbery having additional motivation) the PRT might not connect this and the breakout together as fast as they would've otherwise.
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>>2550138
What if we tossed a Money bag behind us that had Non-lethal SmileE grenades. If we could rig it on the fly to detonate upon handling
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>>2550165
depends how much money we can get. But then again the money isn't the goal here.
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>>2550157
She really has earned the name queen of Collateral Damage huh.
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fuck, wish we had tattletale here with us.
Get her family spinnning out of control with her info shit.
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You know we just missed a huge opportunity.
Why didn't we honk her boob and zap her that way?
Not that I wanna be know as a serial molester, but it's too fitting.
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>>2550177
We can probably do that with a piece of her costume
or a piece of her arm
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>>2550177
I called it. This could have been avoided by postponing the research or the robbery, but anons have planning myopia.
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>>2550192
Wouldn't it be on the net or news? Like somewhere it might have slipped that those two are related even if we don't know their secret identities? Grasping at straws I know but we just gotta get this one heckle in.
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>>2550171
Yup. Almost makes me wonder if we even need our card to break the vault or if we could use her for that.
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>>2550193
We know they are sisters because their identities are public like all New Wave capes. But we dont have Tattle's bullshit to imply that Panacea has a thing for her sister.
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>>2550193
As far as I'm aware it's common knowledge that Pan is GGs adopted sister.
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>>2550192
To late to try and come up with what could have being. Focus now and how to get away.
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>>2550196
I'd love if we could trick her into that.

Plus, she might legit think our mind works different to her aura what with us laughing at her when we should be intimidated
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>>2550204
If it's TRULY common knowledge, I am up for being legitimately mad at her that her sister wouldn't save a life.
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>>2550198
Could just try to make her look bad instead. A kinda "What exactly made me an asshole? Was it when I beat up a Nazi or when I cured cancer?" situation
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>>2550216
I suppose I could support that.
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>>2550216
>>2550221
We are going to brag about being a saint while robbing a bank. Yeah, okay.
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>>2550211
"I know who you are. You're the sister of that quack who acts like a god. If you have the ability, you save who you can. You don't dictate who should die just because you're afraid of brains. How could anyone love a sister like that" or something like that.

Someone make it more joker-like.
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>>2550229
We don't know she's afraid of brains.
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>>2550225
She's probably costing the bank more in damages than we'll steal at this point.
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>>2550216
I think the logical response would be when we tried to rob a bank, gang owned or not.
Will give her something to think about though.
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>>2550225
Nobody has been hurt yet, and we're gonna reveal WHY we did it on the internet.

And doing so will bring public scrutiny to the E88. It will also make the PRT look really bad for not having caught this way earlier, and that it took a hero whos been around two weeks to bring attention to it.
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Is manic about to make another W? Where are we sitting with our win loss ratio?
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>>2550231
Mr. Higgs directly told us that Panacea refused to operate on her because of her brain, didn't he?
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>>2550235
Zero losses so far as I could tell, and we've won basically every encounter we've had so far.
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>>2550225
That's the joke anon.

>>2550207
Or maybe she will just think we are crazy.
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>>2550235
At least ten digits above Armsmaster
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>>2550185
Fuck, we need to do this
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>>2550239
Yes, and he speculated that it was because the PRT forbid her from changing brains. The "official" reason is that it's a limitation of her power.
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>>2550235
We did have a close call with a bullet in our throat last time. But we got better.
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>>2550242
Considering the things we've pulled off, we can obviously make plans. She'll figure that much out at least, which means while we may be crazy, we're not insane.

But it means she can't predict us. Also that she will believe we can't be intimidated

Just made me realize those not on our side would be confused why anyone would ally with a nutter.
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>>2550198
We don't need to know that. Just heckling someone's sibling is enough to piss someone off normally so it would still be in character in trying to upset a hero with jokes. I'm sure if someone fucked with Manic's little bro he'd go full murder hobo.
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>>2550246
Wouldn't stop us from taunting her about Panacea not helping someone at least. We can also very much DOUBT that she's incapable of excising a tumor with her abilities.
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>>2550250
Well if you saw someone just laughing at glory girl while going toe to toe with her wouldn’t ya wanna join up with them?
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>>2550251
Allright. But think of something that COULD work, and doesn't rely on meta knowledge.
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>>2550234
Still sound kinda silly if you ask me, like we are making excuses.
I mean that IS half the reason we did it, but I dont like the idea of soapbox preaching.
Unless we are doing it specifically to piss someone off it just seems lame.
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>>2550254
Dude, she has LITERALLY saved dozens, hundreds more people than we have ever done. It's not going to bother her at all.
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Desperately tying to escape the Alexandria clone is more difficult than it seems, mostly because she can fly really fast. You duck and weave past her strikes, laughing like a maniac all the while.

The true difficulty here to be entirely honest, is wrestling with your power to stop it from pushing you off the deep end. One crippled hero is enough frankly, at least for you. You need a way of taking her down without incurring the wrath of the Dallon household. Eventually, while mid dodge your terrified brain supplies an idea. You know she is resistant to punches and kicks, but electricity is an entirely different form of energy.

You catch an incoming punch and activate your Happy Zappers, pushing as hard as you can to stop her punch from pasting your head all over the wall.
She laughs. A short and victorious thing, with a vicious edge. Then she grabs you by the shoulder and pulls you in towards her.

Until Piper shoots her in the back, pistol ringing out in the silence, with Glory Girl's scream echoing out afterwards as electricity dances across her frame. She pushes off you with her feet and flies up into the air, fighting convulsions all the way.

She's hurt now, not as invincible as she likes to pretend it seems. Maybe her power can only defend against one thing at a time?

At some point during the battle, your mooks started exchanging fire with PRT troops outside. Damnit. You can see the other heroes lining up outside as well, with Dauntless and Velocity leading Kid Win and Shadow Stalker into position outside, you also see Giggleswitch getting out of a PRT van. Holding a goddamn machete on his shoulder, how is he allowed to do that? You're pretty sure that Wards aren't allowed to kill people.

Barnaby/Manic
Status: Terrified, slight chest bruising.
[Need] 7/20
[Gene Fragmentation]5/60
Karma:2
Money: 492 Dollars
Current power Understanding: Mutating body and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.
You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster's boots and Madman's Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.

Happy Zappers:Gloves that Electrocute Enemies: non lethal.
Madman's garb: heavy torso armour, full face helmet. strength enhancement

PUT HER THERE. ZAPPO 2: Thunderstruckerer.
Take a Hostage
SHOOT HER![ /green]
Piper and Manic that's what I'm calling double team.
Open up a can of whoop ass
>write in
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>>2550262
>Piper and Manic that's what I'm calling double team.
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Gas the prt then deal with glory girl
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>>2550262
>Piper and Manic that's what I'm calling double team
>Taunt
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>>2550262
Jump outside with gas primer and ready to explode!
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>>2550256
>"You're pretty good with your hands just like your sister before I did her job for her with that coma patient!"
I did. This isn't meta knowledge if it's public that they're related. Also it's probably not a very good taunt to be honest.
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>>2550262
>Piper and Manic that's what I'm calling double team
>Taunt
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>>2550262
>Start throwing SmileX outside into the crowd, share the love!
non lethal of course
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>>2550262
>Open up a can of whoop ass
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>>2550262
>PUT HER THERE: ZAPPO 2: Electric bogaloo
or
>>2550277
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>>2550272
this is also good
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>>2550257
I know right. However, this appears to be the path that we are committed to.

> Piper and Manic that's what I'm calling double team.

> Maniacal laughter (We're way beyond the point of cracking one liners)
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I think it's time to GAS GAS GAS
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>>2550277
supporting
>>2550225
nah, more trying to point out that human morality is not binary and we might be a Bad Guy, but that doesn't mean we're a dick. In our normal rogueish fashion of course
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>>2550262
>Try and evacuate everyone
This whole thing is tits up, we need to bounce while we still have mooks
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>>2550262
>Piper and Manic that's what I'm calling double team.
This too
>>2550277
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>>2550262
>>2550293
This too
>>2550291
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>>2550266
>>2550269
>>2550274
>>2550284
>>2550293
SUPREME

D20+4
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>2550301
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Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>2550301
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>>2550301
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>2550301
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>2550301
Where's the 1?
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>2550301
Step on the gas
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>>2550302
Nice to we can sucessfully share the love Joker style.
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>>2550306
Jinx
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>>2550306
>>2550308
The 1 was late
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>>2550306
>>2550308
Ayyyyyyyy
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>>2550259
we've been around two weeks. And done a ton in that time.

>>2550262
If we deploy the gas on PRT, we should be able to both take them out and provide concealment for our teammates. (Ie it's a lot harder to hit people through smoke)

Where is our vault team and office team? Are they about ready to evac?

If not we need to buy our team outside time with gas. We can fight in the gas, they cannot.

And Glory is fighting a grudge match against us. She'll follow us outside. It'll leave the lobby unguarded though, which means we need to get our people in as we go out.
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>>2550306
>>2550308
There it is
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>>2550302
It was meant to be.
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>>2550306
>>2550308
I got that for you.
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>>2550308
late 1 best 1

>>2550302
quality 19

Now all we need to do is save our goons outside.
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Maybe we should've put a "Retreat whenever you want" order on them since this is just a distraction
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>>2550262
>Piper and Manic that's what I'm calling double team

Plus this>>2550277
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>>2550324
would be a bad idea. Unorganized retreating is how you take more losses.

Having an organized front before retreating is best way to GTFO.
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>Dauntless and Velocity leading Kid Win and Shadow Stalker into position outside, you also see Giggleswitch getting out of a PRT van.

wait were is armsy?Did he ignored our invitation?
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>>2550357
Oh no...Ignoring our party? You know it's gonna cost Armsy next time we meet.
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>>2550357
It's like he's afraid we'd steal another arm or something.

How rude. Throw a man a party and he doesn't even show up.
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Piper keeps firing on Glory Girl as you gasp and recover your breath, forcing the blonde heroine into evasive actions above you. Naturally you decide that the best option available to you at the moment is to jump up into the air and catch her in one of her long loops around the roof.
You grapple with her and hold her still enough for Piper to put two bullets in her leg, the first one ricocheting off into a wall distressingly close to one of your minion's faces.
The other pierces her leg and she falls to the floor. you quickly hold a gas grenade under her nose and send her to her happy place.

You can hear Armsmaster's Bike arrive now, the distinctive roar of its colossal engine humming in your ears as it gets closer and closer. You go to throw a SmileX grenade outside, but notice that the heroes
and troopers are all wearing gas masks. they've stopped shooting now and several PRT troopers are being carted into ambulances.

Assault is riding bitch on Armsmaster's bike as well, and looks absolutely terrified.

Armsmaster and Dauntless are stepping towards the vank and stop about five metres from the main door.

One of your minions from the Back team comes through and says that they're about halfway through the vault door. Apparently they found a bunch of "Sketchy E88 shit" on a laptop in the corporate office.

Say hello, armsy came all this way to see you after all.
Negotiate Hostage release to delay them
Kick the shit out of a Hostage, scare them a bit.
Write in
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>>2550361
Will it be an arm AND a leg this time?
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>>2550366
>Negotiate Hostage release to delay them
Back off or glory hole is gonna honor her name! Ok no, that too creepy.
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>>2550366
>Say hello, armsy came all this way to see you after all.
>Negotiate Hostage release to delay them
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Say hello, armsy came all this way to see you after all.
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>>2550366
>Say hello, armsy came all this way to see you after all.
>Negotiate Hostage release to delay them
'How bout this armsy: you let us go and I give you one of your arms back?'
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>>2550366
>Say hello, armsy came all this way to see you after all.
>Negotiate Hostage release to delay them
let's not forget to nab armsy's arm when we get the chance to
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>Negotiate banter!
FUCK! I keep forgetting to mention that we should have made our gas filtration proof and render gasmasks useless. Add that to the drawing board guys!
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>>2550366
>Say hello, armsy came all this way to see you after all.
>Negotiate Hostage release to delay them
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>>2550366
>Negotiate Hostage release to delay them
They should stay right where they are or collateral damage barbie will never have the chance to severely injure unpowered humans ever again.
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>>2550366
>Write in: Take Glory(hole) Girl as Hostage. Nothing could go wrong!!
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>>2550378
We are currently in a position of power right now, lets just cut our losses and ask for an arm in exchange for releasing the hostages
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>>2550389
Yes.
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>>2550366
>Say hello, armsy came all this way to see you after all.
>Negotiate Hostage release to delay them
And also >>2550389
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>>2550366
Lets see how effective their masks are against our gas. Unless they're carrying their own personal air tanks, we should be able to gas em anyway.

At the very least, it'll keep them from accurately shooting us.

>Say hello
>Negotiate Hostage release

We just need to buy time. They may or may not realize that yet.
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>>2550389
Good think having GG as a hostage so long we don't lobotomize her. Her sister will most likely be able to heal any scars we leave in her.
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>>2550389
I love this so much.
We'll release half the hostages for one arm. And the other half for the other arm.

Should also prep gas so we have a smokescreen + see effectiveness vs gas masks. We should get some built in gas masks into our gangster's masks.
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>>2550366
>Write in
Use tinker powers to put together some kind of stun bomb. We need some sort of crowd control to deal with the amassing forces outside.
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>>2550366
>Say hello, armsy came all this way to see you after all.
>Negotiate Hostage release to delay them

And here I was worried you weren't gonna make it to the party!

And you brought friends! If I knew they were coming I would have brought more part favors. Oh well.

Oh that reminds me, Glory hole, I mean Girl, had a bit of an accident. Nothing serious of course, but I'm sure she's gonna want a new dress, blood stains are a bitch to get out you know.
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>>2550366
>Say hello, armsy came all this way to see you after all.
>Negotiate Hostage release to delay them
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>>2550401
This!
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>>2550389
this, if he doesn't give up the arm and one of the hostages get hurt theres gonna be a massive uproar
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Say hello, use glory girl as hostage.

negotiate hostage release for arms and freedom.

roll d20+2
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>>2550366
Also backing >>2550401 along with the rest in >>2550394
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>>2550366
>>2550401
This plz
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>2550405
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Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>2550405
One more arm and we'll have a nice chair, haha!
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I'm kind of leery of taking more arms, there is a good chance of booby trapping. Perhaps the GM is willing to give autosucess on detecting such things for the sake of comedy.
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>>2550405
I might be late with this, so yeah. Here goes. inb4 Rolled 1+2

>>2550408
HOLY FUCK
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Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>2550405
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>>2550408
No...you fool!
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>>2550408
Bahahahahhahahahh
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>>2550408
>>2550405
I want extra arms for this, I want him to drive home, get all of his spare arms, and give them to us
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>>2550408
No modifier.
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Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>2550408
>>2550401

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>2550408
THE.FUCKING.MODIFIER!
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>>2550409
M O D I F I E R S
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>>2550414
It's fine, Zion is a just and benevolent god
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Didn't he say he'd stop being as strict about the modifiers thing? Holy fuck I hope it counts
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>>2550417
I can totally see him just getting a stump he can attach arms to at this point. So he can take it off an put another one on.
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Remember last thread lads?
when I said that both twenties and ones without modifiers counted?
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>>2550432
IT'S HAPPENING. ARMS FOR DAYS. ARM DAY.
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>>2550432
I must have skipped that, thank you zion you merciful qm
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>>2550432
Thank you merciful QM. Please don't kill us too hard on 1s.
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>>2550432
Happening status: I T ' S
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>>2550432
We may even have enough for a super duper arm statue of our face

>>2550436
He shot us through the throat for a one I think he'll do whatever he damn well pleases with ones
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>>2550432
Told ya. Just and benevolent.
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>>2550439
It was a double failure that resulted in that. Not a single failure.
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>>2550432
Here we go!
You know what we should do when we go fight the 88? Get a German WWI helmet and stick Armsy's arm on top like Buzzo.
I got the Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy down in my heart, down in my heart
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You all realize once we open up the mobile clinic we're going to have to give it the slogan "COMPLETELY FUNDED BY STOLEN NAZI GOLD."
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Question, if you stuck a gun I'm glory girls mouth would the force field block the shot?
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>>2550452
Do it! Man if the news are covering this shit TT migrane must be unbarable right now.
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>>2550454
The way she is right now i think she can't even focus to make a force field right now.
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>>2550454
considering we have her unconscious, we can probably bluff our ability to harm her
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>>2550452
Make appointment with news via alias
manage to get on news helping the poor with the slogan on it.
Get attacked by PRT and lose the poorly equipped van.
DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN
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>>2550432
You u could also also count all rolls regardless of modifiers
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You think we could bluff and say that the new version of gas we deployed is ignitable. Prevent them from shooting guns?
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>>2550461
That kills the whole point, and ruins the hype moments and despair moments. Bad idea.
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>>2550464
It literally means nothing if modifiers are ignored during rolls. I'm sure Zion is smart enough to add a plus 3 to a roll
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So since we have a bunch of 88E shit inside the bank we can always send all this shit to HQ and have that at home base computer after that we can scrap the eletronics and mount something dangerous to attach Gloryhole girl
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>>2550468
This post makes me want to put the laptop in the middle of the lobby with a giant sign that says
"Proof this bank worked with Nazis here"
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Remember guys to grab Reggie and fix him later.
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>>2550483
Reggie is outside the bank though...unless the ambulance took him who i doubt they did. We will have a bad time getting him back.Saying that i still want to rescue him and if we can't we put a smile in Glory (hole) Girl
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We to start coming up with some new tricks. Everyone expects the cards and the gas now.
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>>2550497
I doubt it people seem to be eager to do shit this time instead of staying out of arms and plan some gadgets to fuck with people. We didn't even made a acid flower or a acid gun yet.
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>>2550497
Agreed. Problem is, what?

Maybe a venom-lite?

Going from a mid level mover to a Brute 4 should shake things up a bit.
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>>2550497
Yeah, This game is starting to need creativity. We can't just mutate our goons when hero's with super strength are around. We need to think up of more creative and unexpected tricks if we're to do anything about the Capes. Maybe we should research some of them and turn their powers into a trick?
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>>2550504
That's an option on the research screen dude
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>>2550502
Let's go full Mr. Hyde juice
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>>2550504

Glory hole's forcefield would be favorite.
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>>2550497
Some chemical that dissolves textiles (https://youtu.be/jbqpG5fYai4)?
Or if we want to be more serious something to dissolve containment foam would come in really useful too.
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>>2550507
That we never use
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Would help if we could trick Bruce out so we can always have an extra attacker.
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>>2550511
You can never go wrong with containment foam.
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>>2550511
Was a chemical to fuck up with powers a option some time ago?

Let's see. a bang gun that needs to be double tapped it works as a dart/bolt and as the pole holding the bang flag is made the same material that our card. So like a harpoon gun.
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>>2550517
No Bruce our pet. No experiments on the puppy.
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>>2550524
how about just a simple perfume bottle with laughing gas?
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>>2550524
I have no idea how we haven't made the "fake" gun yet
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>>2550524
That doubles as a grappling hook

We have a freakin gene editing bay at home. We have the capability of making anyone a low level cape at this point. Or at least making our goons discount Captain Americas. And with the arms we can make them winter soldiers.
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>>2550530
Because mask can't count acid. Also the gas is being countered by gas masks right now.
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>>2550502
Here's a list of weapon ideas.

>Laughing Gas! Fear Gas! All kinds of Gasses to effect people in weird ways!
>Lupin III gadgets to evade capture/restrictions.
>Pocket dust.
>Various liquids.
>Water guns for our liquids.
>Toy bombs.
>Toy BANG! pistol, looks exactly like our real one we have so we can switch between them.
>Toy boxing glove that is also a power fist.
>Joy Buzzer that can switch between harmless and high voltage.
>Singular/Bouquet of squirt flowers that squirt our liquids.

>Not having a 'surprise slingshot' which shoots pellets full of surprises(like ground glass and failed toxic tinker substances) and custom grenades.
>Not having a missile launcher which goes shoots out a flag that says 'bang' which is a cover for the fact that the missile launcher IS the missile before it shoots off.
>Not having Borderlands 2 explosive tediore guns.
>Not attaching our strange metal creator to a gun and feeding it junk to shoot bullets.
>Not creating a toy cupid crossbow with customizable bolts.
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>>2550532
People got bored and we needed the money. Also the capes came and fucked our shit so i guess we are suffering from our rapid growth?

>>2550536
Well if we want to start messing with E88 and the other gangs we are going to need start doing that. Hopefully the vid of us kicking Glory (hole) Girl will get plenty of views in the youtube equivelent and increase our recruitment.
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>>2550543
We probably already have a support base on /p/arahumans Anon.
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Just upgrade the gas so it seems through people's pores instead of needing to be inhaled
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>>2550497
clown car joker mobile when?
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>>2550548
Once we visit Squealer.
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>>2550547
Wouldn't the gas get boring though? if we solved everything through the gas than how will we ever get any real fun out of this? Besides they'll probably start wearing skin tight full body suits
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>>2550538
Add in:

>Giant Hammer made of our alloy can be charged to have a electric effect or a sprint to increase the stomping it does against enemies

>Metal bat with two buttons one is blue othe is red. The red buttong make spikes push out of the bat while the blue one releases a shock like a cattle poker or a shock baton. The hilt is covered in rubber protecting the user
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>>2550432
pls remember to include armsmaster's arm as a requirement for letting the hostages go
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>>2550538
I'd totally be up for pocket dust that was literally just a zip lock bag full of chili powder.

We also need a skin permeating version of SmileX. Or at least one that's harder to filter. IE: requires a specific counteracting agent soaked within the filter.

Make our opponents work to not laugh
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>>2550548
When we finally have enough of Armsy's prosthetics to make it
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>>2550547
But that is the boring part. Beside once we use the gas they will start to try and counter it.
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>>2550558
THIS!
I remember a anon earlier complaining about one quest that kept using pocket sand at every conflict and got boring.
Let's just build one or 2 new weapons, it'll just take a turn or two.
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I GOT IT

A DART GUN THAT GIVES PEOPLE THE RUNS

anyone up for poop jokes?
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We dont need a big army.
A group of Guerilla fighters should be able to do the job, we just need to keep doing it.
Gas attack here, a few dead super nazis there, it will take time but chipping away at thier group is better than relying on a big old gang war.
That said a few more helping hands would be nice.
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>>2550563
ArmMaster's arm has more space inside it than it takes up.

We're a biochemical tinkerer at heart. We'd need help to make a clown car. I'd totally love a high speed clown car.

Like a mini cooper hundreds of clowns pour out of.
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>>2550538
A kit for healing our mooks, ourself and of course when we get the chance to do SCIENCE like we did with Rebecca.
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>>2550571
A dart gun that gives people the shits would actually work really well for non-lethal.

At the very least, they shat their pants out of the blue.
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>>2550571
Just use >>2550524 bang gun coated in poop poison or a toy cupid bow with the same thing.
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>>2550574
Don't worry if our buddies manage to break into the superjail we might be getting some increase in our numbers as well as some parahumans joining us.
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>>2550574
>helping hands
>Not helping arms

What are you even doing
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>>2550571
It's low comedy, but sometimes a man just needs to go back to the basics.
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>>2550563
We were never going to do that, we're going to make a statue of our face with the arms and his bike.
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Zion pass out?
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You step into view of the of the heroes stood outside the bank, leaning your side against the smashed open door and spinning your revolver in your hand. Assuming from the hushed gasps as you step outside, people are suitably amazed by your cool looks and nonchalant pose. The very large gun probably helps as well.

"ARMSYY! How are you doing buddy? It's been a while, what like three or four days. Hopefully long enough for you to make another arm?" You make a show of looking at his new arm, which clearly makes him rather uncomfortable.

"Yes... I have, though Dragon helped me with the design. That's irrelevant at the moment though, You'll not get any more of my arms. Not only is this one not magnetic, but I have developed countermeasures against your gas. You can't escape now."

It is at this point that Assault chimes in with a conspiratorial stage whisper. "He used a contraction, that means he's super confident." Both you and Assault laugh at that, but no one else seems to. What a bunch of joyless assholes.

"Honestly Master-sans-Arm, you really need to calm down here. Because you see like always, I hold all the cards." You flip a card into your other hand at this and spin it, light flashing off of the jester engraved on the face of it. "I have hostages and minions, you have something I want but don't need. Let's negotiate. Just as an aside, Glory gal might be having some sort of allergic reaction to my gas, just thought I'd let you know before we got down to talking."

Honestly you weren't expecting for the next response to come from a Ward but hey, whatever, you have all the time in the world. Kid Win asks "Why are you even doing this? It doesn't fit your MO."

Armsmaster seems to be a bit put out by the interruption but stays silent as you answer.
Might as well be honest, no need to deceive. Plus it makes you look good.
"I've got some guys going through the bank manager's books, the ones he doesn't show his bosses. The Empire is funnelling him money to launder, so I thought I'd turn up and steal some Nazi gold. It's all insured anyway, so the only people that get hurt are the folk working with Nazi's... Well, and GeeGee there in the back but she tried to beat me up a bunch so whatever."

The assembled heroes are silent for a second before Armsmaster continues to berate you for doing entirely reasonable things.
"You know that there are better ways to do this? What you've done here delayed people, scared more and Distracted the Protectorate from actually fighting the gangs. You're wasting our time."

[Nat 20 time]

How dare he say something like that, that son of a bitch. For just a second you lose your temper, white hot fury coursing through your veins as your smile becomes a hideous snarl.

"NO! When was the last time you fought anyone except me!? When have you ever patrolled further than the Boardwalk? You lost to Lung and then you Holed yourselves up on The Rig.

Cont
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Oh i know what we are forgetting!

>STICKY BOMBS! To stop those dam speedesters as well as to glue enemies tryong to persue us on the street imagine a bunch of police cars trying to chase us and we just throw a bomb that spray super sticky and harden glue to stop then in place.
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>>2550586
Not a robot made entirely out of his arms and named the "Master of Arms"?
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Oh nevermind it's about to get good!
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>>2550590
Ooooooooooh. This is gettin good
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>>2550590
Ouch...savage.
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>>2550592
Only if we send it to ArmMaster immediately after it's finished to taunt him even further
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>>2550590
>"Why are you even doing this? It doesn't fit your MO."
I'm disappointing we didn't reply with "You haven't learnt a thing, FUN is my MO."
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>It doesn't fit your MO

Wait we have that?
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>>2550612
Up to this point, we've done a ton of shenanigans

Robbing a bank with a crew is kinda out of the pattern.
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>>2550616
>Robbing a bank with a crew is kinda out of the pattern.
Can't wait till they discover the punchline.
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>>2550612

Honestly them calling us predictable might be the worst insult we've ever received.
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>>2550612
Yeah, we're even doing it for what seems to be money
something we've never done before
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>>2550616
Eh...fair.
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>>2550612
Walking around and Murdering/Running away from anyone that confronts us?
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>>2550612
A lot of our actions have been fucking with the gangs so this does match our MO. Has anyone learned about what we did to Victor other than the Nazis?
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>>2550603
That's kind of the point of building it, so of course we would send it to fight Armsmaster. It can even taunt him by flexing its "muscles".
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>>2550620
Agreed thank fuck they didn't get the rest of the joke yet.

>>2550621
Yeah we kinda never done that...but that is the fun part! If you don't seliver the punchline in the right time the joke won't be as funny.
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>>2550625
This is honestly the first time we're actually bringing the fight to anyone.

Good times.

>>2550620
I concur. We should make a point that not having an overall MO is our primary MO.
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>>2550626

Don't think so, if they did they would be this blase with the banter.
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>>2550590
>Distracted the Protectorate from actually fighting the gangs
heheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh man this punchline is gonna be beautiful.
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>>2550634
There was Victor, but he did shot first.
Not like we were there for a friendly chat though.
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I see alot of anons talking about the punchline, but do we actually have a end goal that robbing the bank enables?
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>>2550644
Breaking that artist outta jail
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>>2550644
Distracting the PRT so our gang members can free our artist friend.
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>>2550646
>>2550647
oh shit i completely forgot about that, ignore my retardation
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>>2550644
Breaking out that dude hold up in PRT jail
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>>2550644

Mobile clinc to give medicine to all the folks who can't afford it. Possibly also a soup kitchen for the homeless.
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>>2550650
It's fine anon. I just hope our buddies can manage to to the break out.
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>>2550652
This

Important shit
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>>2550652
Do we know anyone that can cook?
Cheap Meds make sense, but the soap kitchen might be over doing it.
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>>2550652
We need a pseudo clinic to do that. We walk aroubd grab someone that needs help and fix him or her. And god dammit i can't stop being worried about Reggie
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>>2550658
Pfff needs to be spicked with laughing gas and then I'll sign on
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>>2550660
We can cook. We did it pretty easily in the hospital last time.
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>>2550590
OH
Too much medicine!
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>>2550663
Or we can start making joker related drugs to peddle to the small children of this wonderful city
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>>2550666
Shut up satan.
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>>2550666
Satan pls go
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>>2550672
>>2550666
no. unnecessarily evil, we have clowns to play tricks on the kids after they get their treats, its funnier that way.
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>>2550676
But that gas feels good, thus sayeth Piper
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>>2550666
Satan you know the minimum posting age here is 14 right? pls stop.
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>>2550590
"I'm wasting your TIME! You wasted our lives! I got sawed into Pieces by the ABB, you don't get to talk about anything being wasted, except maybe your own potential... You know I used to look up to you Armsmaster! You were my hero, I wanted to be you! Even when after I lobotomised Stormtiger, I came to the PRT because I still had a little hope that I could be the tipping point, that I could help my family and others. That the World's greatest Tinker would understand. But you hunted me! For DEFENDING MYSELF!

You're pacing now, gesticulating wildly with your pistol and ranting almost as fast as you can get the air into your lungs.

"Then you called me a villain! ME? I'm on the same level of Evil as Oni Lee and Hookwolf according to you idiots. Here's the lesson, you could've had me on your side if you'd lived up to the hype. If you'd been the heroes we needed you to be."

"Well I'm sending a message now, and it starts here. I found some new friends and together we'll be REAL heroes, not cowards like you."

"Me and my Maniacs, we're gonna clean up this city! We'll save everyone by driving the scum out into the bay. AND! WE! WILL! BE! LAUGHING!"

"Now you'll hand over Reggie and you'll let us go, Or I'll go through you. Armsmaster has experience with what that's like."

Cont
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Fuck, wrong DC series but I kinda want to do the whole "you have failed this city" bit
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>>2550687
Oh no I am being called a child best stop posting then
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>>2550690
Wow
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>>2550690
Damn we are just laying into him
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>>2550690
Welp we gonna get more kids wanting to be crime clowns soon
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>>2550690
That's right Manic and the Maniacs will have the last laugh.
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Well something tells me we are going to get more recruits thank to this heist.
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>>2550690
Called the fuck out. It's so beautiful it's almost enough to bring a man to tears.
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>>2550690
The hostages still have phones.
And the city is gonna have this all over the internet within 24 hours.

We need to hide our base better. Things are about to go bonkers, cuz that speech is also a declaration of war against all the gangs at the same time.
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>>2550708
Man how fucked up a world needs to be to have a pseudo Joker to be the hero. Maniac os the hero they need but not the hero they deserve!
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>>2550690
>I found some new friends and together we'll be REAL heroes,
Aw god damn it. Why?!
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>>2550717
I mean that's how we've been playing this so far m8. like chaotic good
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>>2550721
Pretty much
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>>2550717
Villain qsters btfo
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>>2550717
We are assaulting a bank and soon making a jail break while holding everyone attention to us. So far as they know we can always just be a crazy man that keep telling lies.
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>>2550721
No we weren't, we were playing him as chaotic neutral.
I can't believe it was OP who put us into the anti-hero path.
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>>2550717
Oh yeah... that's probably gonna put some targets on us and others... that was a dumb thing to say.

Well we're mad. Also we're definitely buying time for our team.

I'd love for us to just make a joke in the getaway that makes that speech almost unneeded.

>>2550717
You realize that there are many heros in this universe who aren't... nice.

If you wanted the opportunity to do a little more evil, it's available.

But attacking people for the sake of attacking random people is certainly not our MO at least. At minimum we'd need some gain.
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>>2550717
Don't worry we can still cripple some heroes if they get in our way.
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>>2550717
What? It'll be fun killing gang bosses and destroying this hero organization.

>>2550690
I've only started reading worms but isn't this the point where hero's start to actually take us seriously? Like how villains server light sentences for a while before going to the birdcage but when they get out of line and do something over the line they get thrown straight into the BC? We've declared war on every hero, gang, and pretty much the entire system and that seems like we're going to have a lot of FUN
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>>2550730
Did you miss that paragraph in the opening post about how Barnaby still wants to be the hero?
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>>2550717
There There
Maybe next time bro
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>>2550730
We're still pretty chaotic neutral. Our rant doesn't slot us 100% in the way we act.

Nothing's stopping us from making an aerosolized poison that causes you to get the shits and holding the city hostage.
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>>2550690
>Well I'm sending a message now, and it starts here. I found some new friends and together we'll be REAL heroes, not cowards like you.
>REAL heroes

RIP villian anons :^)
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>>2550734
Can't wait for us to be broken and then sink into insanity and finaly go full villan. Lot's of heroes in worm lose their way after the time skip. Maniac having to deal with all the gangs and his molecular structure breaks will have a pretty fun ride.
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>>2550742
Damn there are still some Villianons who won't give up on this
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>>2550726
>So far as they know we can always just be a crazy man that keep telling lies.
I really hope so, cause i have never wanted to play as a hero, just a guy who occasionally does good yet here we are declaring that we're a "real" hero.
The greatest thing about this quest to me was that we were a near crazy guy who did heroic things by accident or at random.
>>2550732
>You realize that there are many heros in this universe who aren't... nice.
Exactly, we we're a better hero even though we were just a new villain/normal person, now that entire joke is ruined.
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>>2550742
He's not held back by shitty hero ideas though. Like not killing. We're gonna deal with the city's shit permanently
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>>2550747
Isn't there a joker quest running for anons who want to be more villianous?
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>>2550735
Did you miss the "Wanted" part?
>>2550736
But when is next time? Cause i've been waiting for more than 2 years now to play another non-hero protagonist.
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>>2550748
What was the quote? Every idiot can call himself a king? Just because Maniac says he will be a hero doesn't mean he won't dive the thin line between villanous and heroic.
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>>2550758
You can always make you own joker quest anon.
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>>2550748
We're a better hero because everyone else is focused on themselves.
Professional heros are focused on their careers
Villains have few scruples and are carving the organs out of children. We're a late teenager and we had our arm cut off.

We have our own vision for the city. We have our own decisions on how we pull it off. At best we have a gangster vendetta. Lets take care of that and work our way up from there.

Dismantle the gangs. Dismantle the PRT. Bring our vision of the world to fruition.

Having a positive reputation also means getting away with a tad more.

Regardless, even if we escape this heist, we need to keep these assholes distracted until the breakout team gives us the mission completed.
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The fact that people are so heavily against being a villain in a quest with an MC based on the Joker is really fucking weird to me.
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>>2550765
Don't really need too. You could always start one if this is such a deal breaker though.
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>>2550760
>But when is next time? Cause i've been waiting for more than 2 years now to play another non-hero protagonist.
I don't want to be one of those guys, but the time is now anon. Make your own quest.
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>>2550778
that's not a come back... I don't even know what that is. I'm so confused.
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>>2550773
Honestly thought it was gonna be a villian quest but then being Chaotic good was so funny it stuck. I'm enjoying it either way.
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>>2550773
Welcome to qst. Also everyone tries to not go the villan route because it's edgy and mainstream and try to do something diferent. But it ends up becoming just another hero quest.
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>>2550773
Blame the telltale's vigilante joker. I think a lot of people were really impressed by that version.
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>>2550760
There will be other quests senpai, and please remember that this one isn't over.
Keep hope alive mate and enjoy this ride for what it is and can be.
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>>2550762
>What was the quote? Every idiot can call himself a king?
Exactly why i didn't want to call ourselves a hero! Now people are gonna be expecting heroics from us, and we're gonna disappoint them.
>>2550772
>We're a better hero because everyone else is focused on themselves.
YES! That's why i'm saying we were a better hero by being ourselves, no one expected anything from us except another villain or madman. Now here we are declaring ourselves a better hero when we should 100% know we aren't.
>>2550779
I can definitely confirm i don't have what it takes to run a quest.
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>>2550773
With anons and their love for playing the good boy the best you can hope for is the MC being slighty gray in morality.
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>>2550788
I got nothing against doing villainous things

But poisoning civilians for no reason seems dumb.

If we're a villain, it's for our own interests. It just so happens Maniac's motivation is REMOVE GANGSTER. This happens to be a "heroic" motivation as far as this city is concerned.

>>2550793
I think the city still sees us as a madman. I think the point is our villainy is still more heroic than their passively letting people suffer in the city. I like seeing Maniac as more MAD that what happened to him had happened. He got literally dissected. As far as "heroics" go, getting rid of the gangsters is ok.


Plus we saved a random man's daughter for no reason. I somewhat hope our breakout team also saves Mr. Higgs
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>>2550788
Mate my hope for another fun quest where the protagonist does things for his own interests but occasionally does good has died so many times now i'm afraid to ever hope for such a quest again.Hell this quest rekindled that hope cause it started so strong and now i'm watching my last bit of hope i didn't even know i had disappear.
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>>2550797
I'd also like to remind people we're still breaking a ton of laws and robbing a bank. Several people have been shot in the crossfire between our minions and police forces.

We aren't heros. We just want what we want, and we'll do it while going bonkers.
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>>2550804
What interests does Maniac have atm other than REMOVE THUGS and making the PRT look bad for being bad?
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I just realized how ironic is that we want to get rid of the gangs but we are buildi g our own gang to do that. We are already every metal gear villain.
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>>2550806
We really need to kidnap the therapist of the PRT.
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>>2550806
I mean we can still be a "hero" and break laws, that is what chaotic good is.
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>>2550811
Get a girlfriend. Before he wanted friends but now he already got the crew and the undersiders for that.
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>>2550812
Our gang is different,we are building a happy gaggle of jokers to bring laughter and joy to the world.
By any means necessary.
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I guess what you all are saying is true. Qst has always had an audience that likes being the good guy. I just thought that a quests so clearly based on one if the most iconic villains of all time would attract a somewhat different audience. In any case I'll keep enjoying the quest. I like worm, and the quests has been fun so far.
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>>2550811
To fix his body.
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>>2550812
But our plans make sense and isnt a bunch of crazy bullshit that makes no sense. Or extreme misinterpretations of our mentor/mothers dream
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>>2550815
No girlfriend please, im sick of anons forcing the MC to fugg the first acceptable chick to stand in for their own crippling loneliness. but its gonna happen anyway
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>>2550804
You understand that 'Herosim' means completely different things to different people. Look at GG for instance. To her Bad guys are bad guys and that's it. no reason to say we can't commit so much vilany we end up not an anti-hero. Anyway, our heroism speech could just be really good smokescreen/recruitment tool/psycological warfare thing.
personally I don't much care what direction we go if it leads to Manic being king of Brockton Bay. Out-Coiling Coil will be fun. Also so long as we don't go full stupid evil. Those are my only caveats
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>>2550797
>Plus we saved a random man's daughter for no reason. I somewhat hope our breakout team also saves Mr. Higgs
Yep, which is why it was so great cause we did that while people thought of us as a villain, it was completely out of left field for them.
I just didn't want Barnaby to suddenly announce himself as a hero, i wanted him to stay as this kid who's still insecure about himself and everything going around him, and to eventually realize that behind the mask of heroes is still just another human.
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>>2550818
We didn't choose to RP as Joker. It's not about being good or evil, but getting the best out of the setting.
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>>2550827
>You understand that 'Herosim' means completely different things to different people.
Yes, and i wanted the protagonist to realize that in the future too, to realize he didn't need to be a hero to do good, or to be a villain to do bad.
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>>2550829
you have a good point. It does seem slightly out of character to just go "Whooptydoo its all just a meme, im really a good guy, honest". A little stupid even. I wouldn't mind if the QM redacted that but at the same time its WE who make the character and guide his decisions. So nothing is really lost.
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>>2550825
Qm won't rest until we have a Harley Quinn
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I just wanted chaotic neutral joker, not Hero joker or villain Joker.
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>>2550832
who says he can't? Who says this defines him? Do you honestly think this character won't change as the story progresses?. Perhaps this is exactly what needs to happen to help him realise that.
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>>2550836
Correction, Players won't rest until we have a Harley Quin
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>>2550837
We've been doing to much good and things that don't do us any good to be neutral
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>>2550837
Im sorry but Anons love playing the same character over and over and saying that hes "totally ambigious" when hes not.
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>>2550837
We are chaotic Neutral though, we kill people when we have to, we chopped up a guy and but his living head in a box, we steal a guy's arm for shits and giggles, and we do things that a hero shouldn't. It's our own idea of hero, such as when a villain thinks he's doing his own form of "Good"
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>>2550843
Qm demands that his joker quest be completed
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>>2550837
Don't wprry anon we can always lose our goals do to insanity.Sacrifice a couple of lives to save thousands and all that.
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>>2550834
I really hope QM just has us go "Gotcha, i was just pulling your leg" at the end of this speech.
>>2550838
Maybe, i just don't want to announce to the world something we aren't gonna succeed in or even plan to do, and then disappoint them.
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>>2550850
Meh more like doing something to pass the time until the Qm updates.
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>>2550854
Jeez man, stop bitching. We get it.
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>>2550848
Yeah but chaotic neutral won't care about other people all that much, they are a purely for them self kind of people
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>>2550850
It happens
This quest was due for a shitstorm anyway.
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Um you guys do remember we took a guy, mutilated him, chopped off his fucking head, put it in a device /that kept him alive/, and mailed that shit in a jack in the box for shit's and giggles right?

Like, we might be /heroic/ compared to the literal Nazi's, human traffickers, and drug dealers that abduct children just to forcibly get them hooked on the stuff, but we sure as fuck ain't playing nice.
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>>2550854
Why do you care so much about other people expectations? Also we can always play the joker and start saying differe t stories for thing that we are doing. On one time we cot our arms cut on the other was our tongue. On one time we say we want to be the real heroes on the other we say we want to have all the city under out thumbs. Just play the wildcard angle
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>>2550850
Trust me when i say i saw one line almost ruin a quest before, QM made our protagonist do something completely our of character just because it was the evil option.
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>>2550863
Chaotic people can be brutal and do illegal things, no one is saying we are good
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Anons keep saying we're chaotic neutral, and that was the plan from the start, but clearly it wasn't. We haven't taken a single undeniably evil or even bad action on purpose this entire quest. Literally every choice we've made, at worst could be considered neutral. I'm honestly shocked that its this surprising that the QM would consider us heroic when all we've done is be heroic. We've been a unambiguously good vigilante since the start.
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>>2550863
Yeah so?
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>>2550863
Buts thats how it starts with all the anti-hero MCs, they start being evil and then as the quest goes on they out of nowhere become the good guy like everyother quest.
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>>2550860
Ehhhhh.

It's more they care for their own.
Hell I'm totally up for for kidnapping Panacea to help fix ourselves up ( though she probably can't do much with how weird our cells are )

plus the jack in the box thing we did. Again.

Regardless, we can continue doing whatever we want. Kicking a child and stealing their lolipop followed by putting together a puppy petting zoo.

Regardless, our actions have been more heroic than the PRT. That's very very obvious. And we're rubbing their faces in it.
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>>2550873
>Anons

It's literaly just one guy.
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>>2550854
And I wish new Evo threads got off the ground more often. We can't always get what we want, we can only try to. So start thinking about you can get this quest doing something you enjoy rather than complaining that it isn't.
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To say we're the good guy, and that were better then the people try to help as part of the protectorate is cognitive dissonance. Hopefully we can become more self aware.
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>One line.
>Anons have existential discussion.
I just thought he was, you know, a pissed off teen who finally snapped at adults and did the thing all teens do. Say they can do better when they really can't. It's easy to go and point out all the flaws in the heros but when push comes to shove I think Manic will be like "Oh fuck. I have no idea what I got into" once he calms the fuck down.
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>>2550886
We are crazy...we will never do that.
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>>2550886
Yeah, we can be whoever we won't and we don't have to listen to this Anon. Lets just play the way it flow and be our good guy, the way we see fit
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>>2550869
>Why do you care so much about other people expectations?
Because out of all the thing we've done/talked about doing, this is the one thing that makes the inner moralfag in me come out. Being a disappointment to people is the one thing i don't want to do as the Joker.
>Also we can always play the joker and start saying differe t stories for thing that we are doing. On one time we cot our arms cut on the other was our tongue. On one time we say we want to be the real heroes on the other we say we want to have all the city under out thumbs. Just play the wildcard angle
Sure, that sounds like fun.
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>>2550889
We aren't crazy though, we're Barnaby, we're a guy with a problematic shard. Don't go defining the character with baseless ideas
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>>2550888
Again it's just one guy.

I don't care about being villanous or heroic i just want to do whatever we want to do. And make cool gadgets.
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>>2550837
make a good case for us doing bad things, like the plan we have right now (robbing a bank isnt what heroes do), and people will vote for it. Its just that when making a choice, normal fucking people will try to steer the outcome to a good one if it A) doesnt cost them anything, or B) If they can use it as leverage in some other situation. Literally everything we have done is either for the laughs or because anons are normal people who vote for well rounded and well thought out options.
Not to mention one line wont define us. We are Manic, nobody really knows whats our alibi anyways.
>>2550854
that would actually be in character. and so would our choice to ignore one god damn line of dialogue.
>>2550873
fair enough.
>>2550869
precisely.
>>2550888
I agree, this is what is most probably going to happen in the near future. though I would imagine the choice will be more up to us, since we are a large part of what Barnaby thinks and feels.
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>>2550882
You're right.
>>2550870
Honestly I recommend you either move on, start your own quest (even though you've stated you can't), or vote evil options, because clearly the majority want to be heroic, no matter how ambiguous they want it to seem
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>>2550886

Not much of one, the BB branch of the protectorate is deliberately undermanned and underfunded. To explain why is a bit of Worm spoiler territory, but if you really want to know it's because the 'Powers that be' want to see what happens when a Parahuman organization gets in charge of a major city.

If the BB branch can stay the course and keep control in spite of everything, good. If it can't then they'll just use the data to see how Parahuman Feudalism would operate for future use elsewhere.

When Maniac says they aren't doing all they could be, he's not lying. It's just that he doesn't know that they've been deliberately defanged to the point where the area they patrol is literally all that they /can/ defend instead of the whole city like they're normally supposed to.
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To be honest I'm not sure what people expected. The only way to be chaotic neutral in this type of setting is to be a jokester mercenary, and no one wanted to join up with the Slaughterhouse cause it was "too edgy".
News flash, Chaotic Neutral characters are edgy by default. They do whatever, whenever, who cares why.
I can understand villianfags being upset, but no one here actually wants to be CN.
Not to say the character can't change, or I even dislike the current path, I'm just not sure what everyone else was thinking.
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>>2550920
I'm up for CN. Just not being evilul.

we have goals and an organization now.
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>>2550901
>Lets just play the way it flow and be our good guy, the way we see fit
>I don't care about being villanous or heroic i just want to do whatever we want to do. And make cool gadgets.
>Mfw i've been recommending that from the start.
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>>2550920
Slaughterhouse isn't Chaotic Neutral. They are just plain Evil, and in fact super fuckin edgy.
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>>2550928
>great posts can and will be ignored in favor of outrageous and retarded arguments
Welcome to 4chan my friend. Just remember, no matter what the brainlets on any given board tell you, you're still on 4chan.
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>>2550928
what a riveting realization.

what was it you were upset about again? committing to a hero path? we haven't committed to jack so far, Barnaby has.

we can assume direct control
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>>2550928
Well, you obviously do care about the heroism thing, cause ya just threw a hissy fit about it. Now stop talking about it and let Zion finish his writing.
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>>2550920
What if we just go Chaotic, period. Fuck edgy Evil, fuck overdone Good, fuck irritating Neutral. Just Chaotic. Literally all we have to keep doing is anything we feel like doing, regardless of morality, but also continue tinker stuff. Easy.

>>2550908
>the 'Powers that be' want to see what happens when a Parahuman organization gets in charge of a major city
>is a bit of Worm spoiler territory
It's fucking Coil. It's always fucking Coil.
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>>2550940
Yep
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>>2550937
Fair enough.
>>2550938
>we can assume direct control
Spooky.
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>>2550928
You should have explained yourself better. It looked like you were more upset about us saying we are a hero then anything.
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>>2550940
Surprisingly no. Like I said, spoilers, but I can tell you he's a symptom of the problem, not the actual disease itself.
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>>2550926
>>2550934
And now we come to the route of the problem.
I'm not sure what you guys think Chaotic Neutral means, but being afraid to get "super edgy" and "Goals and Organization" isn't really conducive to the play style.
It can work sure, but as soon as we start telling ourselves what we WON'T do, we start boxing ourselves in to either heroic or villainous actions.
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>>2550940
alignments are gay confirmed. we gotta bring fa/tg/uys the good news.
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>>2550888
Yea, that's also my interpretation of registration and my hope for the story.
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>>2550943
>>2550940
>Coil
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LyZv4EghX_I
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good lord we are wasting our bump limit with this pointless argument on the Manic's moral compass. The Manic is whatever the fuck he wants and that's whatever the QM and the Majority decides on, and newsflash read the first fucking post on this thread
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>>2550949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3h8ZnXLsRg

>>2550952
>>2550960
Okay yeah, it's been a while since I read all of Worm. It's fucking Cauldron. Yeah. Literally behind everything.

>>2550888
Also this.
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>>2550940
It just leads to Chaotic Good.
Trust me.
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>>2550962
So what kind of mutant we will be turning Reggie into? I say make him a bruiser and power him up with a couple of gadgets.
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>"Don't use Discord! All discussion should be had in thread!"
And this is what we get.
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>>2550973
... Were-Hyena?
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>>2550973
>So what kind of mutant we will be turning Reggie into? I say make him a bruiser and power him up with a couple of gadgets.
Anon...
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>>2550977
Oh i like that.
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>>2550975
Im glad this shit is hopefully resolved instead of just simmering in the discord between 2-4 autists. Besides, all the discussion should be on record, so this shit doesn't get retarded
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>>2550981
We can fix him!
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>>2550975
Whats the point on going to another disscusion thread when were already on a disscusion thread?
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>>2550977

Got to make sure he can switch it on and off. Makes it more of a benefit if he can get a date without having to attract a furry.
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>>2550975
Ya say that like it's a bad thing
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>>2550983
Wait, no

CYBORG Were-Hyena. With shoulder mounted grenade launchers for long distance smile gas deployment. They can't counter it if they don't know it's coming.
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>>2550962
>and newsflash read the first fucking post on this thread
Dude it says "wanted to be a hero", it implies our hopes of being a hero died.
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>>2550973
What to we reward Pipper with for being a good girl this mission?
A custom outfit?
A Pipe made if our special metal?
A deep tonguing?
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>>2550997
All of the above? I mean she's really been the MVP of this whole op if we're going to be honest.
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>>2550991
If we're turning Reggie into some unholy abomination, we should have the common decency to at least lobotomize him first
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>>2551001
Or we could just ask him after fixing him up if he wants more crazy shit.
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>>2550996
Which is correct he will never become an official hero. Doesn't mean he can't be a good guy or an unofficial hero.
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>>2550975
>using Discord
>encouraging people to use Discord
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>>2550985
Fuck that. Discord keeps people out of the loop that are not also in the Discord. It engenders cancer.
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>>2550996
Much like my hopes that this discussion was over.
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>>2551014
This

Fuck you if you say otherwise
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>>2551014
DIscord is fine if that's what the qm wants, just log on to discord
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>>2551014
uh... I was arguing against the discord anon
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>>2550997
The inly anwser i have for this is "yes". Girl is pulling her weigth pretty well considering all the shit that is happening.

>>2550991
i though we were a bio-tinker not a tech tinker. I mean i would rather give him the increase powerness of a animal rather then make him a half man, halfmachine abomination.
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>>2551021
Okay good.
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>>2550975
Fuck discord, i like reading through past threads and seeing the discussions and arguing of past anons, it's really hard to do that when a quest has a discord.
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>>2551028
Yeah but it throws the thread into auto sage, you can yell as much as you want on discord and it does nothing
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You lower your pistol and whip your cards out into your hand, trembling with as you march back into the bank, none of the heroes even trying to stop you. Some of the people in the bank look terrified and others look awed, even Rachel seems affected by your speech. Piper and the gang are all back in the main lobby and stare as you come in, having heard your raging against the machine.

"Well, are we in yet? We do have to leave at some point you know?"

Piper and the others continue to stare before pulling themselves together, checking their guns and pulling duffel bags onto their shoulders. One of the men hauls a chair over to the middle of the lobby and puts a black laptop on top of it, It's from a cheap brand and seems incredibly out of place in the (previously) luxurious bank atrium.

"We found a bunch of stuff on this laptop, all money transactions from Kaiser. Not from shell companies or anything, it just says kaiser's account. I didn't know that supervillains could even have bank accounts."
He also hands you a USB.

"I thought I should make a copy as well, just so we have some proof that won't disappear."

Well now that you've calmed down somewhat, you realise that that might have been an incredibly stupid thing to say. All of it potentially. Now the other gangs are going to be seriously pissed. And the Heroes. And the mercenaries.

Shit.

Well, what's the plan for what goes on now?

Barnaby/Manic
Status: OK
[Need] 0/20
[Gene Fragmentation]0/60
Karma:5
Money: 492 Dollars
Current power Understanding: Superhuman Gymnast and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.
You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster's boots and Madman's Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.

Happy Zappers:Gloves that Electrocute Enemies: non lethal.
Madman's garb: heavy torso armour, full face helmet. strength enhancement

Hold the hostages until the Breakout team gives you the all clear.
[/blue]You have twenty hostages and some minor bullet wounds. Say you'll let them go if they bring in panacea to treat your wounded. That ought to buy you a few hours at least[/blue]
Kill a hostage every two hours. that will buy you two hours, maybe more.
>Write In
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>>2551019
>DIscord is fine if that's what the qm wants
That just means the QM is a gigantic faggot and a sure sign that the quest will inevitably devolve into a circlejerk.
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>>2551016
Not everyone can or wants to do that anon so it will end up with a lot of anons not knowing whats happening since you have to dig through the thread on that site to read whats happened if you missed it.
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>>2551028
It also lets you talk much faster without the 1 minute wait
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>>2551031
>it throws the thread into autosage
So?, threads last for days on /qst/, there's an archive as well.
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>>2551031
>you can yell as much as you want on discord and it does nothing
Except make it really cumbersome to read past arguments and shitposts.
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>>2551023
Our tinker powers seem to be molecular bonds and materials. Could be wrong her, but we are certainly not a biotinker, otherwise our machines would be organic.
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>>2551036
it's just to coordinate because I refuse to use twitter.

And also a place to keep OC and memes.
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>>2551035
>You have twenty hostages and some minor bullet wounds. Say you'll let them go if they bring in panacea to treat your wounded. That ought to buy you a few hours at least
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>>2551035
>]You have twenty hostages and some minor bullet wounds. Say you'll let them go if they bring in panacea to treat your wounded. That ought to buy you a few hours at least
I would love to hear what she has to say after everything that's happened. Also only keep this up until we get the all clear.
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>>2551035
>Hold the hostages until the Breakout team gives you the all clear.
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>>2551035
>You have twenty hostages and some minor bullet wounds. Say you'll let them go if they bring in panacea to treat your wounded. That ought to buy you a few hours at least
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>>2551035
You have twenty hostages and some minor bullet wounds. Say you'll let them go if they bring in panacea to treat your wounded. That ought to buy you a few hours at least

>>2551036
>That just means the QM is a gigantic faggot and a sure sign that the quest will inevitably devolve into a circlejerk.
Give me names Anon.
Who hurt you?
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>>2551035
>You have twenty hostages and some minor bullet wounds. Say you'll let them go if they bring in panacea to treat your wounded. That ought to buy you a few hours at least
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>>2551036
>Implying this isn't already a circlejerk
Have you SEEN the villainfags?
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>>2551035
>Well now that you've calmed down somewhat, you realise that that might have been an incredibly stupid thing to say. All of it potentially. Now the other gangs are going to be seriously pissed. And the Heroes. And the mercenaries.

Meh. Most of em are assholes and wouldn't know a good joke if it kicked them in the dick. I'm not gonna lose any sleep over them getting a hissy fit over being called what they are. Call a spade a spade.

>You have twenty hostages and some minor bullet wounds. Say you'll let them go if they bring in panacea to treat your wounded. That ought to buy you a few hours at least

We're here for a distraction, so we need to keep them distracted.
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>>2551035
get Panacea in. That's glory's sister, so she should be able to fix people while we have glory hostage.

And we CANT just hold the hostages without reason. It'll make them suspicious.

Wouldn't mind sharing some Nazi gold + information with the heros. Would be unexpected.
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>>2551035
>Say you'll let them go if they bring in panacea to treat your wounded.
Really? The girl who can twist and turn our flesh? I'd rather do it ourselves
>Hold the hostages until the Breakout team gives you the all clear, also tell the hostages jokes while we wait to cheer them up and hopefully improve public opinion
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>>2551035
>You have twenty hostages and some minor bullet wounds. Say you'll let them go if they bring in panacea to treat your wounded. That ought to buy you a few hours at least.
also
>tinker a dummy hostage in the meantime that we can prank the heroes with
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>>2551063
We are actually one of the people who is somewhat resistant to that, simply because our body should already be dead with the amount of genetic damage it has.
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>>2551058
>Have you SEEN the villainfags?
What villainfags? And don't you dare suggest i'm a villainfag.
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Say you'll let them go if they call panacea.
writing
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>>2551058
equal number of villain and herofags in this quest imo
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>>2551035
>You have twenty hostages and some minor bullet wounds. Say you'll let them go if they bring in panacea to treat your wounded. That ought to buy you a few hours at least

While doing that.

Write in: Have Bitch or Piper check for any other exist. We will need to plan a escape route and in the mean time tinker something to go boom in the next time.
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>>2551066
>making a dummy hostage

That'd only work if there weren't civvies recording everything from inside the building
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>>2551077
point.
backing >>2551076
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>>2551073
Also backing the write-in in >>2551076
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>>2551035
>You have twenty hostages and some minor bullet wounds. Say you'll let them go if they bring in panacea to treat your wounded. That ought to buy you a few hours at least
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>>2551063
This:>>2551069
Also we have her sister as our hostage and bleeding. If she wants to rescue her sister before she bleeds to death she won't fuck with us.
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>>2551087
In retrospect, asking for Panacea is probably gonna take too little time. She hears glory is down, she gunna get here ASAP
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>>2551090
She's going to want to preach at us I'm sure. Plus there's a few injuries, might take longer than you'd think.
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>>2551035
this >>2551076
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You've got a pretty good idea actually, Your men aren't actually hurt that bad, but there are some with bullet wounds. You'll pretend to want your men patched up by the best healer in town, when actually you're just stalling for time. Genius.

"Bitch, I want you to find us a way out. I'm gonna head out and make our demands."

Now you just have to hope that Grue and Regent come through.

[Speaking of Grue and Regent.]

You are Grue, and you just saw half the goddamn protectorate take off down to your boss' distraction.

"Alright, we're good. C'mon Regent."

"Dude this is fucking insane, we're gonna get caught."

You turn to him from your spot looking around the alley way, and give him a Look. Which he can't see, but you reckon that he gets the gist.

The PRT building is a six storey skyscraper with a helicopter landing pad at the top. It is known that the holding cells are somewhere on the third floor. And that's where you'll find your man.

From where you are you can see three ways in.
>firstly is sneaking in through an open window on the second floor. there's no way up, except for a drainpipe in easy vision. You could probably use your smoke to hide as you go up it, then pull Regent up with some rope or something. You did bring rope.

>There is a guarded door round the back, but it only has two guards. Regent could taze one while you take the other, but there's a camera watching the door and panning around. You'd have to do the whole thing perfectly,

>There's a bridge from the PRT building to the Rig, where the superheroes stay. If you boost each other onto the bridge you'd have bypassed most of the defences around the building, but there's no cover on the bridge. superheroes and PRT liaisons go through fairly regularly.
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>>2551141
>firstly is sneaking in through an open window on the second floor. there's no way up, except for a drainpipe in easy vision. You could probably use your smoke to hide as you go up it, then pull Regent up with some rope or something. You did bring rope.
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>>2551141
>>There is a guarded door round the back, but it only has two guards. Regent could taze one while you take the other, but there's a camera watching the door and panning around. You'd have to do the whole thing perfectly,
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>>2551141
>firstly is sneaking in through an open window on the second floor. there's no way up, except for a drainpipe in easy vision. You could probably use your smoke to hide as you go up it, then pull Regent up with some rope or something. You did bring rope.
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>>2551141
>firstly is sneaking in through an open window on the second floor. there's no way up, except for a drainpipe in easy vision. You could probably use your smoke to hide as you go up it, then pull Regent up with some rope or something. You did bring rope.
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>>2551141
How about scaling the underside of the bridge? would that work too?
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>>2551141
>firstly is sneaking in through an open window on the second floor. there's no way up, except for a drainpipe in easy vision. You could probably use your smoke to hide as you go up it, then pull Regent up with some rope or something. You did bring rope.
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>>2551141
>firstly is sneaking in through an open window on the second floor. there's no way up, except for a drainpipe in easy vision. You could probably use your smoke to hide as you go up it, then pull Regent up with some rope or something. You did bring rope.
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>>2551141
>firstly is sneaking in through an open window on the second floor. there's no way up, except for a drainpipe in easy vision. You could probably use your smoke to hide as you go up it, then pull Regent up with some rope or something. You did bring rope.
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Open Window infiltration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q07vkhocnlc
Snake, this is a sneaking mission
D20+2
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Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>2551183
let's do this shit
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Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>2551183
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Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>2551183
We'll play them like a damn fiddle!
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>>2551188
Nice, you've rolled it like a damn dice
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>>2551188
CZECKED
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>>2551188
Yeah boyys!
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>>2551188
double dubs
Fiddled
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>>2551188
Well can't wait for us to be tagged by Dragon-chan
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>>2551205
triple my dude
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>>2551188
>fiddle that plays electronic funk that is actually an EMP device
thanks for the idea
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>>2551188
checkmate my dude
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You pull Regent towards you, then point to the drainpipe. "There, I'll cover the square in smoke and we'll climb up that. once we're in we only have to go up one more floor."

"We're either about to do something seriously badass, or we'll get caught by fucking FOXHOUND. Is it really worth it?"

You can't believe this guy sometimes.
About five minutes later the square is covered in smoke, everyone probably knows roughly what's going on but they can't stop it if they can't see so whatever. You pull Regent towards the pipe and send him up it, ready to catch him if he falls. Eventually he gets up to where it bends under the window and pulls himself through. You follow him on the way up, going much faster on account of being able to actually see and not have to feel your way through.

You soon find yourself in a long hallway full of very concerned looking security officers. luckily you manage to stay out of their ways as they blindly stumble around in your darkness.

Unfortunately Battery is standing at the end of the hallway and has her arms spread across the doorway leading into the stairwell, which is also full of Armed PRT officers with guns and containment foam launchers.

Not fucking up is incredibly important here.

Go through Battery and storm the stairwell, everyone's blind and deaf so all you have to do is remember the basics of CQC.
Boost Regent into a vent and scarper. [Changes POV to Regent]
try to grab the sprayer off of an agent
>write in.
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>Coil face when he finds out about what Maniac and his group managed to do.
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>>2551295
>Go through Battery and storm the stairwell, everyone's blind and deaf so all you have to do is remember the basics of CQC.
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>>2551295
>Regent has played Metal Gear
>Metal Gear exists on Earth Bet
Sweet!

>Go through Battery and storm the stairwell, everyone's blind and deaf so all you have to do is remember the basics of CQC.
We can do this easy. Grue's done plenty of shit like this in canon. He boxes, and he's good at it.
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>>2551295
>Go through Battery and storm the stairwell, everyone's blind and deaf so all you have to do is remember the basics of CQC.
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>>2551295
>try to grab the sprayer off of an agent
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>>2551295
>Go through Battery and storm the stairwell, everyone's blind and deaf so all you have to do is remember the basics of CQC.
Grue can fight, he has some training in a lot of things so he can probably get past some people who are blind, deaf, and feel nothing
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>>2551295
>go through battery
Is it possible for regent to use his powers on her or is he also disabled because of the smoke?
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>full of Armed PRT officers

Time to do the stormtrooper trick?
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>>2551320
Wait better yet could we use regents taser scepter thing... i think he has that, and poke battery in the head?
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>>2551320
he cannot hear or see anything.
it is difficult to use one's powers when completely unable to sense anything.
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>>2551295
>Pull the smoke from behind the guards toward us in an ominous manner, pulling some smoke through the vents to make ominous noises. then when they turn their backs, ambush them quickly and silently.
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go straight through em.
D20+6 to remember the basics of CQC
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>>2551335
lawwwd
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>>2551335
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>>2551335
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>>2551337
shit
>>2551338
very nice
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CQC basics [REMEMBERED]
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So we got Snake on our team, we got Sherlock, we got harley. Who's our Otacon?
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>>2551358
>harley
but anon, we don't have dr.yamada yet.
Even then, we'd probably have to mind control or lobotomize her if we wanted her to love us.
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>>2551358
>Otacon
Regent?
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The first agent in your way goes down to a colossal haymaker, hitting the ground as you pull Rehent behind you. Two more PRT troopers are downed by way of your fists (And Regent's tazer once) until you meet Battery, who steps forwards into your open hands. You grab her by the helmet and smash her helmet into the wall, knocking her for a loop before using Regent's tazer for great effect. It's a good thing too, she almost got the ring off of her containment foam grenade.

You quickly work your way up the stairwell using similar techniques until you find yourself on the containment cell floor. This consists of another long corridor, but this one is full of heavy metal doors leading into sealed observation rooms which overlook the actual cells, like two way mirror rooms in cop movies.

The most irritating thing about the floor though, is the very powerful air cyclers which stop your darkness from building up to a proper "lights out" level.

There are three guards in the room, and they are currently turned away from you fiddling with their communicators and trying to contact Battery.

You are seconds from discovery and one of them has the keys.

Grue:darkness manipulator and generator, powers currently inactive beyond minor distractions. knows Kung Fu,
Regent: Can make peoples muscles spasm. has a tazer.

Rush the fuckers.
Try to make one of them spasm and shoot their gun at another.
Another, Cooler plan
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>>2551395
>Try to make one of them spasm and shoot their gun at another.
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>>2551395
>Another, cooler plan
Spasm the guy with the keys, so he drops them and distracts his buddies. Then just sneak up and taze the guy kneeling to get his keys, while you smash one standing guard into the other, knocking both out at the same time.
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>>2551404
Supporting.
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>>2551404
Supporting
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Did Grue pick up any of the containment foam grenades? It does not say but seems reasonable enough thing since Battery only near got the ring off hers.
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>>2551395
>Try to make one of them spasm and shoot their gun at another.
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>>2551404
this
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>>2551417
Containment foam will spread all over, hampering Grue/Regent as well as everyone else. Double-edged sword, better to use on the way out or save it to the base for us to examine how it works and replicate our own :^)
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>>2551404
nice plan, supporting
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>>2551404
keyspasm distraction, then stealth attack.
d20+3
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>>2551424
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so im guessing from glory girl's reaction she knows we grabbed panacea's pan pans
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>>2551424
Here goes!
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>>2551424
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>>2551424
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>>2551427
Or maybe she's just mad we drop kicked her sister.
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>>2551428
WEW
E
W
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good shit lads.
Grue is a master infiltrator.
writing.
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>>2551428
So this is what we've been saving our rolls for. Good job anon!
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Never read Worm but I'm really enjoying reading all of this. This QM is spoiling us with the sheer output in these threads.
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>>2551525
I am actually concerned for his health.
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>>2551528
same desu, even QMs gotta slow down man, this is the 5th thread since like, monday?sunday? idk it's going too fast.
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>>2551528
He's genetically altered himself to be better at questing at the cost of his humanity.
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>>2551534
the whole quest is actually a modernist way through which the QM express his tales of quirky writting hallucinations,
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>>2551525
These threads have been amazing to observe and take part in. I am concerned Zion will burn out if he continues at this rate though.
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>>2551532
>idk it's going too fast
Finding a way to turn lemonade into lemons. Only on 4chan.
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>>2551528
Dude, you wanna hear about an unstoppable QM? Go check out Dungeon Life Quest. Dude broke the old record for longest time with threads up. Shit was ridiculous. Also a good quest.
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>>2551532
>Worrying about a qm going to fast in a board where qms post maybe one 'chapter' a week.
Keep up the good work Zion. I don't know what the duck Worm is but this quest got me hooked.
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>>2551539
Zion will ascend into SuperZion, and then explode.
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>>2551546

I'm still convinced he was an actual lich running on Coffee and Cocaine.
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>>2551539
same desu, seen it too many times.
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>>2551543
>what did he mean by this
>>2551547
more worried about the dude but I do enjoy having a thread everyday
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>>2551546
Yeah, Vox outdid it with that one. Have you checked out their new quest yet?
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>>2551556
What's it called?
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>>2551547
Worm is a web novel about superheroes and villains. Its long and it takes a bit more realistic approach to people gaining powers and the consequences that follow. Also Legend is best boy and will always be best boy.
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>>2551558
Cinderella Sanction Quest,I believe.
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>>2551556
Started to, looked good, but I hit the current thread at the time and my attention span wandered off. Need to catch up.
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>>2551532
Fast is not the word i would use, more consistent and prolific.
The monent to moment is pretty slow all things considered It takes old boy an hour to write like two paragraphs but QM DOESN'T TAKE BREAKS.
I can't recall another QM with this type of work ethic.
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What if this quest is the only way Zion can keep his DNA fragmentation down?
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>>2551560
>Legend is best boy
No way, he was Cauldron's accomplice and a faggot.
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>>2551560
>it takes a realistic approach
People always say that its realistic, but it really really does come off as grimderp instead.
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>>2551566
I feel like this is just filled with 200+ shitposts every hour and than the occasional input from Zion. Can't say that I don't love it though.
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>>2551567
What if we could make all QMs perpetually caffinated millionaires with 20 fingers and a quantum computer for a brain?
Then I could finally get my fix.
>>2551574
That means its good.
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Regent makes the one fiddling with his keys drop them with a wrist cramp, then you and your companion sneak up to the group. One of the PRT troopers turns at the sound of your footsteps just in time to get tazed.

The jailer catches your boot to the side of his helmeted head, knocking him to the ground. Regent then dives on top of him and finishes the job with his sceptre. The last one puts up much more of a fight, exchanging several blows with you before you grab him by the shoulders and start slamming him headfirst into the wall. A few seconds later and he's thoroughly unconscious.

You snatch the keys from the unconscious hands of the jailer. time to get to searching.

You actually find three different people in the holding cells. A woman called Rebecca, an older british gentleman who claims to be her father, and your target.

When you first see Ken, he's tracing a mural onto the wall of his cell with a finger. Paint seemingly springing from his fingertips and onto the wall, even shifting itself and moving when you take your eyes off it.

There's hideous monsters and armoured figures dancing in beautiful patterns all around the cell. And in the centre of it is a tall asian guy with thin features and bleached hair.

Now you can get why they were keeping him here.

You quickly open the door and wave him through, Regent grabbing him by the shoulder and muscling him towards your little group.
You weren't expecting him to talk so damn much. I mean you're used to Regent but damn.

"Hey what the fuck! who the hell are you guys, I know I'm supposed to see a lawyer you can't do this. I HAVE RIGHTS, I KNOW I D-." Regent smacks him to shut him up before explaining the situation in his usual relaxed way.

"You're coming to see our boss, he liked the art."
Which in hindsight, was probably the wrong thing to say to the easily excitable fanboy. Luckily growing up with Aisha made you adept at ignoring younger people's annoying tendency to talk forever.

You enjoy the looks of pain on the others' faces as he gushes about how "Inspirational" Manic is. Are you even talking about the same guy?

Apparently you said that out loud, so the young artist is quick to disparage you for your ignorance of the "higher themes" of Manic's work. And also for not seeing the news report. Or the Speech.

"What speech?" There was a speech, oh man this is going to be trouble.

"Yeah dude, I caught it all on the wall terminal. He went totally ballistic on the PRT and tore them a new asshole, but like verbally."

"How long ago?"

"Like five minutes ago, maybe ten."

Oh shit it's time to leave.

out the way you came, down a fucking pipe.
The chick says she can dissolve stuff, you could just dissolve your way out.
Another, Cooler Plan


>>2551571
Gay Laser Man is divine you ass.
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>>2551583
WTF so many words.
Chevalier is best boy. Weld too. Y'know why Legend liked cock? Because he was a pussy.
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>>2551583
>The chick says she can dissolve stuff, you could just dissolve your way out.
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>>2551583
>The chick says she can dissolve stuff, you could just dissolve your way out.
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>Save disintegration lady. She can help make an exit. Also we were gonna do it anyways might as well kill two birds with one stone
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>>2551583
>The chick says she can dissolve stuff, you could just dissolve your way out.
>Another, Cooler Plan
To the sewers!
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>>2551583
The breakout team has gangsters too right?
We have a get away vehicle. They know the way we came in. It should be safe to assume they're reinforcing the same path.

So it's time to make a new exit
>Dissolve your way out

tfw We're recruiting Mr. Higgs, his daughter, and magic paint man in one swoop. All the planning Mr. Higgs did meant nothing.

Does Higgs even recognize Maniac as the one who saved his daughter anymore?
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>>2551566
fair enough.
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>>2551596
This sounds cool Sleepy, good on you. Support.
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>>2551583
>The chick says she can dissolve stuff, you could just dissolve your way out.

Super Hero Neil Patrick Harris is indeed divine =V
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>>2551589
hehehe
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>>2551583
>The chick says she can dissolve stuff, you could just dissolve your way out.
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>>2551596
I will support this
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>>2551596
+1
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Just dissolve your way out my dudes

roll d20+3
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>>2551631
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>>2551631
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Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2551631
hope I did that right...
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>>2551631
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Oh no, what will anons do with 2 OC waifus now?

Not date taylor apparently, even if we are basically Taylor 2.0 jugaloo edition
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>>2551638
oh yes you did anon
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>>2551638
WHYYYY
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>>2551638
HOW, WHY
HOW
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>>2551638
Fuck me. Alright, I'm not rolling anymore.
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>>2551638
Anon
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>>2551649
Man, I'm disappointed in myself. I forgot to appease the dice gods.
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But...but why...Why dice gods?! We were going good!
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>>2551657
At least one fuckup is gonna happen somewhere.
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>>2551638
> mfw Our guys after she desolves all of them by accident.
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>>2551572
Senpai, take a look at the world around you, now give out powers to the loners, weirdos, and general outcasts, how do you think it would go?
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"Hey lady, you said that you dissolve stuff right? We need a way out, make us one.

"Yeah okay kid, you're welcome by the way."

The older woman closes her eyes and focuses for a moment before the floor turns to ash beneath you. You fall down and hear a sickly crack, retching as Regent's leg bends against a desk.

Triumph looks up from some paperwork and double takes as he stares at the assorted supervillains in the office. Gallant is there with him, and coughs up the glass of water he was drinking.

Your new team is on the floor, Regent has a broken leg and none of you have any actual combat powers.

Grue: Darkness Manipulator and generator, knows Kung Fu.
Mr Higgs: Can stop time for himself, but retains the ability to think.
Ken Kazama: A skinny asian artist, can create paintings without materials. the paintings can move.
Rebecca Higgs: Can disintegrate anything she touches. Doesn't work on people.
Regent: can make people twich or spasm. Broken leg.

Triumph: Sound Manipulator, can do sonic screams.
Gallant:Has power armour, can shoot beams of concentrated emotion.
[plan?]
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>>2551739
>Bury the place in darkness
>Get Ken to distract supers with paintings
>Grab Regent
>GTFO
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>>2551739
Oookay, does Grue's darkness nullify Triumph's power? Black him. Someone take Regent's scepter and tazer GG's bitch boy.
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>>2551739
If he can focus, make regent give Triumph throat spasms so he can't scream. Have ken make paintings on Gallant's armour while Grue blinds him with darkness in his face.
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>>2551739
>Mr Higgs? We need a plan!
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>>2551739
>[plan]
>Grue floods Triumph and Gallant's side of the room in darkness
>Rebecca dissolves the floor again
>Old man and Azn artist drag Regent out
???
PROFIT
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>>2551739
Mr. Higgs timestops and observes/memorizes where everything and everyone is in the room.
Grue darkness the whole room instantly, starting with Triumph and Gallant.
Regent give Triumph throat spasms to prevent screams (but he can still breathe so it's cool).
Rebecca disintegrates in a more controlled way to the outside of the building.
Mr. Higgs manages everyone else due to position memorizing from the timestop.
Ken covers Mr. Higgs and Rebecca along with Regent, maybe also works with Mr. Higgs to throw shit in the room at Gallant/Triumph.
Grue CQC Gallant down, Regent tazes Triumph, then everyone makes their escape.

In that order, more or less. Timestop then Darkness then Throat Spasms being priority order. The rest can happen around the same time, dunno.
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>>2551768
This one seems pretty solid.
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>>2551775
I kept deleting and reposting because I kept forgetting or overlooking certain things. Sorry bout that. I think it's all good now, should be valid enough to execute.
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Welp, everyone has their plan and no one agrees with anything, what do?
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>>2551785
Just do everything all the plans say. What could go wrong?
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>>>2551766 This
>>2551762 This
>>2551755 This
let's narrow it down
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>>2551739
Oh boy i come back to witness this. Also supporting:>>2551774
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>>2551774
Changing vote to support this.
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Alright nevermind >>2551774
seems like this wins
roll d20+3
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>>2551806
Redemption?
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>>2551806
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>>2551806
I JUST GOT BACK
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>>2551806
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>>2551806
This is waaay too complicated to work
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>>2551809
Why didn't you stay away?
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>>2551809
Should have stayed out anon you costed us a good roll.
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>>2551811
You're right it is too complicated to work
The DC was 16

someone gets left behind.
>Mr Higgs, thinker and gentleman.
>Rebecca Higgs, disintegrator
>Grue: Black man of sucker punches.
>Ken: Artist and fanboy.
>Regent:Twitch-o-mancer.
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>Mr. Higgs
I'm sorry time guy. We tried our best but ultimately you wanted to become an hero so we'll comeback for you. Hopefully
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>>2551823
>>Mr Higgs, thinker and gentleman.
Women and children go first.
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>>2551809
This:>>2551823 is your fault:
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>>2551823
>Mr Higgs, thinker and gentleman
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>>2551823
>Mr Higgs, thinker and gentleman.
Fuck me, man. I don't know if it's partially my fault for coming up with the plan in the first place. Probably. Will try to keep write-ins simple and effective from now on.
Mr. Higgs will have to stay behind. He can take it, he's got all the time in the world.
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>>2551823
>Mr. Higgs

I mean i doubt he would be usefull and whatever. Also i think they will either lock him up good or increase their security even more after this shit we pulled.
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>>2551837
At least it provides conflict and something to look forward to? We resolved this issue partially, and the rest is up to later on, for added stakes.
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He could've been our Otacon. Never forget erm...what's the in game date? Well that's the sad date until the Endbringers come and ruin hotdogs or whatever.
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I still think we should leave his botch daugther. She is partialy at fault for this failure.
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>>2551823
>Mr Higgs, thinker and gentleman.
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>Rebecca

Mr.higgs is fucked if he gets caught. They already know about Rebecca though
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>>2551759
Yeah can we switch to higgs perspective for a sec in frozen time and really analyze the surroundings?
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>>2551841
This way is more dramatic.
>Keep going without me!
>No, dad!
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>>2551840
15th april i believe.

>>2551838
Well at least he managed to get his daugther out of a cell. Once we grab more numbers we can go and take out the rest of the supers and get the old man back.
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>>2551823
>Rebecca Higgs, disintegrator
Leave her, shes why we're in this mess. Who knows, she's the most likely to escape out of all thats left behind
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>>2551847
Oh great another girl with daddy issues. Out of curiosity what's up with the worm writer that he keeps using the same type all the time?
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>>2551846
Y-Yeah! Maybe we can think out a solution!
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Women and children first, it's the only proper way.

writing
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>>2551851
The old man would never leave his girl behind. Also leaving him makes her hate herself for doing so and allying with us since we were the only ones to have the balls to do that shit.
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>>2551845
THIS
Rebecca was already caught and processed.
Higgs is a unregistered cape

HE NEEDS EVAC
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>>2551858
The guy hired a street doctor to help his girl. All fathers must sacrifice themselfs to have their children be happier.

Also he would never leave his girl behind
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>>2551862
He's had a good life. Now he's making sure his daughter has one too.
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>>2551854
by the time i posted that it was too late
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>>2551858
He's unregistered but his power isn't easily detectable either. Unless the worm setting has like scanning tech to see if someone is a cape.
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>>2551855
At the very least we should make it clear we'll be back for him.

Ideally maniac let his team know Rebecca was there.

Would be interesting to see higgs think everything out and just throwing himself at the heros to buy time.
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>>2551866
It does.
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>>2551868
But he can lie right? This event can be bluffed to be his trigger can't it?
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>>2551873
nope, apparently all capes near another capes Triggering receive visions, so thats out
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>>2551878
RIP Higgs, we hardly knew ye
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>>2551868
Should have stayed away anon. But at least now we have another girl with daddy issues in our group! Yay!
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>>2551845
+1
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>>2551873
He's gonna be outted and fucked m8.

They can't figure what his ability is specifically at least.
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>>2551878
No...I'm sorry Higgs. I tried. I really did. But my ideas were not good enough.
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>>2551894
I blame the returning anon. If he hadn't rolled the 16+3 roll would have made it in and we could have walked away eith our merry band.
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>>2551892
That's not exactly a problem with the PRT. Even outed he's protected by the whole "don't out capes in their civilian identity".
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>>2551913
>implying prt data isn't accessible to those with deep pockets

Plus maniac could've used a master strategist
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>>2551923
Think about it.
He has super human reading abilities.

Calculation capabilities.

To any normal person, he has superhuman general intelligence and perception.
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>>2551923
The only ones with access to PRT files are Coil (not sure if he needs Tattletale for that) and Cauldron. Both are either uninterested or really can't use that knowledge.
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Ok so next plan. Build gadgets and break him outAgain before PRT has time to increase security or during the Endbringer attack while PRT is too busy shitting themselves?
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Richard Higgs had certainly lived an eventful life, from CEO to pauper to cape. But of all the moments in his life only two really mattered to him any more. The first was when he saw the light of his life returned to him, and the other is right now. He stops to think for a moment and despite knowing well what must be done, he searches for a way out. A way to stay with his daughter, to talk and laugh, maybe now be the father that she had deserved.

But there's only one way he could quite manage that. He was no impressive physical specimen like the heroes before him, he had little experience in fistfights or brawling. But the foam grenade he had palmed off of his jailer while the others weren't looking made all of that utterly irrelevant.

Richard prided himself on preparedness, and it had never hurt to have a bit of insurance. Now, it was time to make a tough deal.

The younger one, Gallant or something. His arm was raised, pointed at the tall, smoky gentleman. Richard would have to push off of him with his foot, it should push him out of the line of fire long enough for Higgs' plan to work.

And so time resumed. Richard pulled the pin from the foam grenade and held it before him like a holy symbol, pushing Grue backwards with his foot and lurching forwards into the Protectorate capes. Then he stopped time again, and spent what must have been years reading Triumph's body language. He was about to open his mouth and shout, muscles that Higgs had never seen before moving in his throat. Perhaps he had sonic powers of some kind, he'd need to stop that. Time resumed, and Higgs hurled the foam grenade forwards while stepping directly into the path of Triumph's sonic scream. The bastards could do whatever they wanted to him, he had all the time in the world.

The last thing he saw before the foam overtook him was the look on triumph's face as his mouth filled with the porous but thoroughly disgusting stuff.. He spent a long while in that moment, it was very satisfying.

Besides he was a gentleman, that meant women and children first.

[I think I'm gonna get some sleep now guys, We shall continue our tale in a couple of hours.] feel free to post questions and speculate wildly.
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No making moves during EB attacks, that is a trucebreaking move.
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>>2551939
Ah shit, I missed a sentence out before the end and forgot it.
I need to sleep.
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>>2551939
Based Mr. Higgs
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>>2551939
Mr. Higgs is real human bean.
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Rolled 7, 12, 20, 13, 17, 18, 19 = 106 (7d20)

>>2551939
Let's just get this out of the way before Jobber Daughter ruins everything again
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>>2551944
We got a truce? With who? Do other gangs care about this true? Well then there goes that plan. Hopefully Manic's end of things go better.
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>>2551962
when endbringers attack everyone has a truce. It's literally the entire reason that Miss Militia doesn't say, snipe Hookwolf from a mile away before he can transform. One day you might need the guy made of chainsaws to fight the giant monster that destroys entire islands.
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>>2551944
Definitely, but before and after we need to have some aggressive expansion
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>>2551939
You are a true gentleman Higgs. This isn't a goodbye, we'll see you again.
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>>2551953
What state is Brockton Bay in?
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>>2551957
>17,18,19
lol
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>>2551953
Good night Zion. Thanks for the run.
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>>2551973
i say we stay low for a time and work in gadgets as well as getting vehicles and other upgrades to our boys and girls.
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>>2551957
As it has being with everything in your life anon. It was a wasted effort. But at least you are already used to that!
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>>2551979
massachusets
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Rolled 13, 1, 14, 11, 5, 9, 20 = 73 (7d20)

>>2551939
If Grue and Regent have a card, could they cut away part of the containment foam with Higgs in it? It can cut through molecular bonds

>>2551980
It's luring us into false hope. Don't trust it
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>>2551990
I see my life personified in you anon.

An utter Disappointment
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>>2552005
Dude you just called yourself a disappointment.
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>>2552017
How disappointing
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I see that all of the villianfags showed up. Where we're you guys when the herofags needed to be balanced out. Do you all live in the same timezone or something?
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>>2552068
can we stop with this hero/villain/neutral shit now? we obviously have a good(violent) alignment now, and unless something drastic happens its not gonna change. just let it go.
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>>2552120
alignments are for pussies.
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hero fags and villain fags and chaotic neutral fags please stop shitting up the thread with the pointless arguments that go literally nowhere. Just vote for the options you want.
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>>2552294
I vote and roll to Kidnap Bonesaw
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>>2552305
Good job anon, you're a failure.
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>>2552305
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>>2552305
>tfw get Jack Slashed

OH FUCK
it just hit me
Jack Slash, using one of our cards.
We need to work to prevent this from happening, he will be able to slice apart entire buildings down then. And he'll be even EDGIER.
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>>2552305
>>2552308
SONNUVA

Ok, ok. Deep breathes. Rolling to waifu Piper
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>>2552305
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>>2552311
>>2552312
NEVER GIVE UP

I /Will/ Waifu her even if it kills some rando!
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

Rolling against waifu
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>>2552319
>>2552320
I guess sadist dice has come around again

Rolling for Removing Heberts
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>2552323
Rolling to removing the prt
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>>2552326
A fine addition to my collection
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2552326
Rolling to permanently turn Piggot into a healthy Supermodel just to see everyone's face
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Was the value of art really worth more than mister Higgs? Hopefully we can go back for him once we sort out this entire thing and find a new weapon to combat the gas mask
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>>2552332
Once Bakuda shows the world her shit-tier waifu value and bombs everything; then we can direct everyone to her, fight her ourselves, grab a hotdog, pants Oni Lee then free Lung, /Then/ free Mr. Higgs and steal Armsy's shit
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>>2552332

Honestly? If we're weighing them side by side then probably not.

Another Thinker in our corner would have done wonders, but at the same time Mr.Higgs is an old hat with his powers.

They might try to keep him in a box, but since they don't know /exactly/ what he can do, and I doubt he's going to tell them, he'll always have an ace in his sleeve.

We're going to come back for him soon, of that I have no doubt. But we're going to need to do a massive overhaul of our gang before we do. We called out the world after all, so we need to be ready to kick its shit in when the bastard comes knocking at our door.
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>>2552334
We need to Gas the Triumvirate
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>>2552336
Cape War Now?
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>>2552341
Eh? Maybe. We did send Kaiser someone's head in a box.

As declarations of war go that's a classic.
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>>2552341
We'll call it Crisis on Shithole Earth
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I winder if Glory (hole) Girl will get as traumatized with our laugther as Coil seemed to get.

Or she is almost like our own Barbara Gordon, in the sense that it's a female hero that got temporaly crippled by us.
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>>2552346

I think the whole reason Coil was traumatized is that he spent a subjective few years trying to either kill us or bring us to heel and dealing with every consequence of those actions.

When Joker stops playing nice shit get's bad really damn fast.

As far as Glory(hole)girl is concerned we're just a giggling asshole who figured out how to get past her forcefield and shot her. Considering she's on the Gas atm she's probably too high to be traumatized.
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>>2552348
True. Maybe next time we can gix that after all the girl is a menance with all the colletaral damage she does.
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>>2552348
I remembered someone saying we should make diarrhea bombs which I am fully supporting. But I just wanted to add that we should also get some dud grenades just to increase unpredictability
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>>2552346

We could have done much worse.

Imagine Pan-Pan's reaction had we carved up her crush's brain instead of just gassing her?
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>>2552351
Flashbag grenades and some of that foam grenades would be pretty usefull to. Also is Triumph dead? Because Mr. Higgs just chucked foam down on his gullet.
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>>2552353
I bet that would be a good way to silve her problem with brains. But that would be to villainous. Forcing her to break the law (because as far as we know she is forbiden to alter brains) to save her beloved sister.

I'm even considering the possibility to lobotomize GG so she can stop being a menance.
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>>2552354
Iirc containment foam is breathable even if covering the nose and mouth

Also Piper best girl
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>>2552358
Bet it tastes like shit though.
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>>2552357

Let's not delve into the morality of heroes and villains again. It doesn't go anywhere.
What matters most is whether what we are doing is amusing or entertaining.
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>>2552361
>Still waiting for shitposting on PHO
>Surely OP will deliver
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>>2552361
Agreed.

>>2552358
Well that's strange. Not that i wanted Mr.Higgs to kill him but whatever.

And yes Piper is definetly best girl.
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>>2552357
I'd personally prefer that we just mention that the mook she smashed is still alive/fine now the next time we meet her. Then we ask if she's relieved that he's alive or if she's relieved that she won't get in as much trouble for killing someone. Cause the latter ain't very heroic.

Much more fun than just stabbing her in the head. Anyway, if we lobotomise her, we won't be able to mess with her anymore.
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>>2552365
Yeah i know it isn't a pratical opinion just something i though it would be fun to mess with Panpan. But then again we can just put a smile in GG and let her sister fix her.
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>>2552365
Ask her why is she soo serious
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>>2552365
I though Reggie got his brains spplattered on the road thanks to Glory (hole) Girl.
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>>2552366
it's specifically designed to be that way, otherwise it'd kill tons of people.
Also I'm back
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>>2552373

Hello OP. We're ready to laugh.
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>>2552368
There is no fun doing a girl while she is unconcious. No wait that sounded way better in my head.
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>>2552372
Nah, Zion just said he's hurt. I prefer to think he's just resting. He's got some beautiful plumage don't he?
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>>2552373
Time to deliver our punchline to armsy. Wonder if he will get jealous we didn't put this show just for him.
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So are we stealing Armsy bike? Or are we taking his arm today?
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>>2552386
I think we stole his smile instead

ahahahHAHAHAHA
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>>2552386
Why not both
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>>2552386
Go a step further. Steal his virginity.
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>>2552393
Rather not be killed by Dragon if it's all the same to you.
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>>2552393
>>2552395
Hell, if we make Dragon a fleshy body that coincidentally is Colin's type...

I'm sure Dragon would be "cooperative"
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The Protectorate heroes outside have been joined by most of New Wave now, it's starting to get a bit hairy. You can see Panacea coming up to the bank from your spot sat on the back desk. She looks worried, but walks into the bank determinedly and stops within plain view of the Superteams out the front.

"Can we just get this over with so you can get pummelled please? I have places to be."

Oooh feisty. She's obviously still stinging from last time

"Sure.You're helping my people first though, wouldn't want you get cocky after sissy wakes up. Your phone vibrates as you finish, and you quickly wave Piper over to keep an eye on her. "I need to take this, get to work."

You look down at your phone and see the all clear, just a short text but that's good enough.

Alright, so what's the plan?

Use the hostages and intimidation to get to the rendezvous point with the vans. It's a few blocks away, but you might make it.

Have your men leg it, you'll cover the getaway with gun and gas.

Take Panacea hostage, say you'll let her go once you're away.

Another, more cunning idea
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>>2552398
Both honestly, deploy a trail of gas while legging it with a hostage.
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>>2552398
Bluff we put a gas bomb inside the safe. That if that gas is breathed in people explode.

Also I don't see an arm here Armsy~

Also imply taking Nazi gold literally can't be considered a crime
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Here's a list of weapon ideas.

>Laughing Gas! Fear Gas! All kinds of Gasses to effect people in weird ways!
>Lupin III gadgets to evade capture/restrictions.
>Pocket dust.
>Various liquids.
>Water guns for our liquids.
>Toy bombs.
>Toy BANG! pistol, looks exactly like our real one we have so we can switch between them.
>Toy boxing glove that is also a power fist.
>Joy Buzzer that can switch between harmless and high voltage.
>Singular/Bouquet of squirt flowers that squirt our liquids.

>Not having a 'surprise slingshot' which shoots pellets full of surprises(like ground glass and failed toxic tinker substances) and custom grenades.
>Not having a missile launcher which goes shoots out a flag that says 'bang' which is a cover for the fact that the missile launcher IS the missile before it shoots off.
>Not having Borderlands 2 explosive tediore guns.
>Not attaching our strange metal creator to a gun and feeding it junk to shoot bullets.
>Not creating a toy cupid crossbow with customizable bolts.
>Giant Hammer made of our alloy can be charged to have a electric effect or a sprint to increase the stomping it does against enemies

>Metal bat with two buttons one is blue othe is red. The red buttong make spikes push out of the bat while the blue one releases a shock like a cattle poker or a shock baton. The hilt is covered in rubber protecting the user
>STICKY BOMBS! To stop those dam speedesters as well as to glue enemies tryong to persue us on the street imagine a bunch of police cars trying to chase us and we just throw a bomb that spray super sticky and harden glue to stop then in place.

Just ignore me just putting the gadget list idea together.
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>>2552398
>Have your men leg it, you'll cover the getaway with gun and gas.
GAS GAS GAS I WANNA STEP ON THE GAS
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>>2552398
>Use the hostages and intimidation to get to the rendezvous point with the vans. It's a few blocks away, but you might make it.
We already know the gas is basically just smokescreen at this point, and I doubt we can out shoot the protectorate. But we should use the gas while we're in the vans to disguise our trail
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>>2552404
If we do to much we will get fucked. Did you forgot wgat happend when we tried to so to much shit during the prison break?
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>>2552398
Start launching some money out into the crowds to sow some chaos, ask Pan to make sure that laptop gets into the right hands, grab that funny teller as a hostage that will have to go for a little ride with us, lay down a bunch of gas for a smokescreen, use bitches dogs to make a break for it.
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>>2552398

Hmm...

With the gas masks the gas won't be much of a deterrent, it'll work as a smokescreen but not much else.

Taking the walking bag of family issues won't help either because they'd just hound us harder in order to get her back.

Taking her sister /might/ work, but then we'd have New Wave on our asses like stink on shit.

...

What we really need is something loud, something that'd take up all of their attention...

*Ding!*

>Another, more cunning idea

Release all of your non-lethal Smilex, claim that it can kill if not treated quickly and ask the heroes if the lives of civillians are worth less than actual physical Nazi Gold.

While most of the heroes (or if not them the PRT) stay back and try to treat the "casualties" book it to the vans, taking non-lethal potshots at anyone who tries to get to close.
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>>2552398
WAIT WAIT

Can we make dud grenades now? Give all the hostages duds but say only half of then are duds and the rest is real. Like imply they're /actual/ ied or frags before releasing them.

Then gas smokescreen our escape
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>>2552398
>Take Panacea hostage, say you'll let her go once you're away.

Man heroes are dumb.
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>>2552398
> We have molecule cutting cards, so we could conceivably cut our way out. There wouldn't happen to be sewer tunnels or something running beneath the bank would there?

> Leave a surprise behind for the heroes.
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>>2552398
Also if we get away: Heckle the Panpan and ArmMaster
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I'll give it another ten minutes to vote
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>>2552417
LIKE THE ACTUAL JOKER, put that shit in their mouths.
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>>2552417
>>2552418
Combine those two
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>>2552417
>>2552422
Typing my plan:

>Make fake IEDs
>tape them to hostages and Panacea
>Bluff that half of them real to hostages /and/ the people outside
>Smokescreen and or sewer escape
>Once safe shout that they were ALL fakes. Just like you Armsy~
>Consider it a present
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>>2552407

> Model our grenades after bowling pins: This has no practical use. I just think it better fits the clown aesthetic.
> Fake Bang Gun: Pull the trigger once and a bang flag pops out, pull the trigger again and the flag is fired out of the gun like a bullet. The tip of the flag itself is a disguised syringe dart.

> Crack-em-up serum: Injection into a person causes their soft tissues to slowly and painfully transform into glass.
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>once again everyone has a plan but doesn't/can't/won't agree with it.
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Dud grenade the hostages.
roll me a d20+4
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>>2552438
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>>2552438
>>2552440
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2552440
What is this sorcery?
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>>2552440
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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>>2552440
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2552440
Fucking glorious
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>>2552444
Joker plot armour. Are you sure we don't have three shards inside us?
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I still need two more rolls guys.
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>>2552444
Does this mean we also get the arm and bike?

Because it's looking like we extortioned the fuck outta the heroes
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>>2552438
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>>2552438
>>2552451
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>>2552451
Rolling for Piper waifu
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>>2552455
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>2552455
WHAT
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>>2552455

Ha. Ha. Ha.
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>>2552455
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH GOD I CAN'T BREATHE!
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>>2552455
>>2552440
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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>>2552458
DOUBLE 20
O
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HAHAHAHA
A
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A
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>>2552458
Are they just going to trade us Mr. Higgs too?
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>>2552458
I think we did it Zion...

>>2552460
You and the crowd anon.
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>>2552455
DOUBLE CRIIIIIIIIT
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>>2552458

So OP. How many PRT vans do we steal?
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I want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
writing.
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>>2552467
Holy shit if we get an actual prt armored van our gang can fucking take it out for literal joyrides into other gangs' territory
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>>2552466
Man i don't think there was ever a momebt more humilating then this to the PRT. I guess we will make to be in their top shit list.
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We rob the E88 qnd the and the PRT
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>>2552473
Better yet we can reverse engineer some so we can make our own party vans! I guess the mobile clinic isn't such a crazy dream now.
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>>2552476
And break out most of our collaborators from their prison! Man Coil must be so impressed he ain't even mad
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>>2552478
More like SALT OF A THOUSAND SUNS he didn't recruit us.

Eat shit Coil
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I just hope these double 20 don't mean we won't be able to fix Regents leg.
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>>2552477
> Instead of containment foam it sprays out a potent LSD solution.
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>>2552481
WE can just research medicine when we get home to help regent out. Worse case maybe modify one of the arms to work as a leg?
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>>2552467
>>2552476
Shit shit shit I want a PHO so bad now!

We can meme this! Shitpost so all ZA WARUDO shall know!

We meme the prt so that they're synonymous to "the largest dumbass" or something similarly hilarious

Like "man youre such a prt"

Or

"Oh look another anon. Looks like the prt is complete bois"
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>>2552484
Or or "Remember folks, a nazi's weakness is humor"

"Nazi are you ok, are ok nazi?"
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>>2552483
Yeah i guess. We will need to stay low for a time after this though. Wonder if this humilation is enough to force then to patrol around our turf. Then we can use then to secure our area from any other gang going into it.

On another note. Man Piper must be in deep need of a new pair of panties right now.
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>>2552458
Looks like armsmaster about to lose an arm and a leg (motorcycle)
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>>2552490
And a gas mask. Our mooks could use it so they can safely deploy our gas.
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>>2552490
>inb4 armsmaster returns to base wearing only his helmet and a pink tank top
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>>2552491
>Robs a bank
>Ends up robbing a bank /and/ Law enforcement
>Everything went better than expected
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>>2552488
Oh yeah, she's wetter than a monsoon after that speech,and with our current voice? I'm surprised there isn't a river flowing out of the bank.
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Let’s equip our mooks with a tinker equipment ( mask , clothing, guns) then raid hot topic
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>>2552488
>>2552497
>Anons only planned one part of the bank heist
>Literally everyone in-universe thinks Manic is a strategic genius now because literally all the results benefited him
>*nervous sweating*

I admit while the consequences are great they're a little intimidating
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>>2552494
Although that would be great i kinda doubt it.

>>2552496
And that was supposed to be the distraction.

>>2552497
You think our recruitment rating will increase after this? At least our vid will be the most watched on the whatever is the equivalent of a youtube in this setting.
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>>2552497
could've added underwear to the demands

Also some of the hostages are on our side at this point
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>>2552499
I don't think TT's power or Coil with his mutiple timeline bullshit could predict this results.
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>>2552502
If you realize that most of the damage done to the bank it's thanks to Glory (hole) Girl. And also after that speech i can't blame then for being on our side
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A few minutes later you and your gang find yourself lined up outside the bank, staring down the heroes opposite you. The protectorate and New Wave both look horrified as you explain exactly what a lethal concentration of SmileX actually does to the human body. The fact that you have Panacea over one shoulder with a bomb strapped to her probably helps as well.

"And the wonderful thing about my SmileX canisters is how fragile they are, even simply being handled or jostled in the wrong way could cause them to go off at any time. I'm not a very good bomb maker you see. But enough shop talk, let's talk about my demands for a bit. You're going to let me and my boys go, or I'll set off the bomb strapped to PanPan here and escape in the confusion. Also I'll be taking Armsmaster's bike, I've been thinking of making a car of my own or something, it'd be nice to have some inspiration to start with."

"What! Are you insane, I'm not just going to hand something like that over."

"Look, you can either help me or stay out of my way, and you don't have a goddamn leg to stand on right now. Now I'm going to take your bike and if you try and stop me I'll blow us all to hell."

That shuts him up quick, and you hand the securely duct taped Panacea off to Piper before kneeling down to Armsmaster's bike and ripping the auto-drive system out, along with a small blinking emitter. Oh god you're actually doing this.

It's very comfortable, and you only need to jimmy with wires for a few seconds before it comes alive, although it turns out to actually be silent. Apparently the engine noise was actually recorded and played using a speaker. You figure out the button for it and toggle the engine noise on. That's much better.

Your gang has scarpered by now, and left only you and piper with the bomb covered Panacea. You pull the both of them onto the back of your new bike before driving off back home.

You drop off the healer along the way, dumping her into a trashcan upside down.

And like always, Manic had the last laugh.
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>>2552517
>We didn't take Arm Master's arm
I'm saddened

It'd be funnier if the bomb was a dud that we taunted them with. Just a little sign that pops out that says boom.
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>>2552523
nvm it was a dud

AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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>>2552517
>You drop off the healer along the way, dumping her into a trashcan upside down.

It's like poetry.
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>>2552517
>You drop off the healer along the way, dumping her into a trashcan upside down.
NERD!
This next intermission is gonna be great.
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>>2552517
> dumping her into a trashcan upside down.
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>>2552525
Best part is the hostages probably saw us making the bombs, and covered it up for us.

We probably even let them know they were safe so they wouldn't be overly panicked with bombs attached.

Now all we need is to save Mr. Higgs.
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>>2552517
I just love how we've literally just gone 'We'll be the Heroes this city deserves! Now Piper help me strap this bomb to that baby'. the perfect amount of mixed messages.

Also, now Pan-Pan is exactly where she belongs. Pity we couldn't fit her sister in there as well.
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>>2552535
I hope to God we left her in a provocative position with graffiti saying "Glory hole"
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>You drop off the healer along the way, dumping her into a trashcan upside down.

Right were she belongs.
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>>2552536
Please
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>>2552538
>>2552540
There is always time for graffiti painting. Doesn't matter if it's in her hero clothes just spray it in her and leave her there. Also let the civies take a picture and post online.
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>>2552542
After this let’s troll on pho
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>>2552565
'tis our only option
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After a few hours of joyriding, you find yourself back at the plant, and face to face with a very irritated Grue.

"How'd it go?"

"It went okay, we managed to save an extra too, but Regent got hurt pretty bad, he'll be out for a while unless you've got some Tinker bullshit for his leg."

You look to him as he says "extra" with a quizzical expression, he just points forwards into the main room.

"A chick who can dissolve stuff, don't know much more than that. we weren't going to bring her here at first, but she was pretty insistent on meeting the guy in charge. Especially after hearing all about you from the guy you actually sent us to grab. Guy's convinced you're some kind of genius performance artist."

The two of you head forwards into the common room and get to speaking with the new hires.

The first is Rebecca, from the hospital. that's slightly unexpected. She doesn't seem to know that it's you either judging from her lack of serious reaction upon your entrance.

The other you assume to be the artist you actually sent the breakout for, he's currently doodling a mural around the TV that looks like circuit boards.

Time to make some new friends

Issue #5 :Declaration
fin

Interlude select
Parahumans Online
S-Class
Doubts
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>>2552578
>>2552565
Posting the heist from our crew pespective? Also Glory (hole) Girl spray painted puctyre and Panpan in the trash can.
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>>2552565
We should start a Mad SCIENCE thread too. For all the scientist/tinkers who just want to exchange some ideas without being limited by the narrow-mindedness of human common sense or sanity.
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>>2552583
>Parahumans Online
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>>2552583
>Parahumans Online
Time to $H1T-P05T or just see what the in-universe anons think of us
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>>2552583
PHO

GIB SHITPOSTS
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>>2552583
>Doubts
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>>2552583
>Parahumans Online
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>>2552583
>Doubts
It's blue! Who the hell among the good guys is in a position to doubt, because of us?

We gonna get defectors from the Wards?
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>>2552583
>S-Class

Up there with Endbringers
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>>2552583
Parahumans Online
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>>2552583
Parahumans Online

Let's hear from our adoring public.

Tempted to see what Jackie boy and the prt/and or Taylor think about us, but it's the voice of the common day every man that's really important.
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>S-Class

You are kidding right? Those fucks are actually putting us as a S-class threat? Well i mean if what we said about our gas is true i guess it makes sense...
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>>2552583
>S-Class
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>Being labelled a class-S threat is equivalent to kill order, in addition to which the PRT calls everyone they can to destroy the threat.

Oh how nice of then
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>>2552583

>S-Class
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>>2552583

>we're S-Class now
Wat. We left the building without a single direct casualty. Powers that be seem a tad scared.

>Parahumans Online
There's gonna be shitposting, but the majority of the independent internet is going to be on our side for now.

>Doubts
This intrigues me

I go with
>Doubts
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>>2552583
>Parahumans Online

As much as i would actually enjoy meta-information, this is probably gonna be one of few opportunities to see PHO shitposting. So lets go shitpost.
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>>2552583
>Parahumans Online
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>>2552583
>S-Class

Just build or buy a computer if you guys want to shitpost so much
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Maybe S-class isn't referring to Manic. Perhaps it is an introductory scene for someone else?
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We should tinker and make our gas somehow not filter able with masks so Heroes don't nullify our favorite gag by going to an army surplus.
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>>2552614
We can always make the gas a little corrosive so destroy the filter
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>>2552617
>>2552614

Or change the transmission vector to skin contact.
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PHO wins writing
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>>2552618
Why not make it able to be absorbed through skin and inhaled? Or is that what you meant?
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>>2552618
>>2552617
Why not both?
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>>2552621
Ah man i wanted to see then fumming and Armsy getting all hot and bothered because we fucked his shit.
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>>2552622
Of course.
Hey, why not give it low-key addictive qualities while we are at it.
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>>2552621
Pls make it long. Even if it takes 3 hours I'm willing to wait for a good PHO interlude ;_;
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>>2552628
i would rather make that long exposure to our non-lethal shit would cause brain damage. What a way to slowly kill someone.~
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I just realized that being classified as a S-class put us at the same level that the Slaugtherhouse 9. Bonesaw imoutou soon?
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>>2552643
She belongs in the trash right next to Panacea
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>>2552643
S-class wan't about you, it was a jack slash interlude.
though he was thinking about you.
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>>2552643
Hopefully so, it won't go how you think though.
SH is too edgu for this crowd. We might start on ok terms with then, but it won't end that way.
I'll vote to protect Bonesaw's smile for as long as I can though.

>>2552649
Speak of the devil, and what about doudt?
I was guessing it would either be a Giggleswitch or Taylor interlude.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2552643
Rolling to imouto Bonesaw

>>2552647
Reeeee
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>>2552650
I'd wager that 'Doubt' would have been Armsmaster moping to Dragon about how hard the PRT's collective shit had been pushed in.
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>>2552650
Kid Win and Shadow Stalker actually.
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>>2552658
Can you give us the gist of what those two were about? I'm curious now.
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>>2552658
But Shadow Stalker is Trash as well.

...We should meme putting heroes and people into Trash cans when we shitpost
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>>2552661
I'll do you one better we should make a tier-list meme ranking heroes, and villians. It would be similar to the Dragonball Super meme tier-list
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>>2552655
Smile Protecc

>>2552658
Interesting

>>2552660
You made your choice bucko, now lay in the bed you helped make.

>>2552661
>[Input Waifu Name] is trash
>Forgetting this is an AU and things have and will change drastically
>Forgetting most of the original story was told by a incredibly unreliable narrator and you don't get to see the whole of a individuals charater
baka, how easy they forget.
How little courage these boys have.
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>>2552678
I didn't even vote man. I just got back.
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>>2552660
I'm guessing Stalker showing that she doesn't understand evolutionary theory/animals in general and Win wondering if the PRT is really in the right.
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>>2552683
Same, but that our faults for not being here.
That the way it goes on /qst/
You take a hour long nap, and your MC has been route locked to a waifu you hate, and his on the verge of death because if some dumb shit.
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>>2552649
>though he was thinking about you

Dude should get the memo he isn't our type.
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>>2552660
Jack is very interested in you, now that he's seen your declaration of war he wants to break you, and send you insane. But his shard is cautioning him and making him feel a bit uneasy.

The actual thing was him calling a vote on where they'd go next.

Kid win and SS's one was them talking about your methods. After the revelation that the bombs weren't real, shadow stalker doesn't think you have what it takes and feels disappointed.
Kid Win feels conflicted, as the two of you have a lot in common. You're both Tinkers, you both greatly looked up to Armsmaster and you both were disappointed with the reality. [You being persecuted for self defence and him being dosed up on drugs rather than actually helped to discover his speciality or work a way around his problems]

He sees you as a sort of darker reflection of himself, just willing to break rules he won't cross.
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>>2552667
Perfection
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>>2552688
I'll say. He doesn't even have any good material. How can we date someone that's not funny?
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>>2552694
Like I said, Stalker is complete Trash
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>>2552704
Man the garbage is getting pretty dang full around here.
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>>2552694

> Jack is very interested in you, now that he's seen your declaration of war he wants to break you

Yes, after all of our recent triumphs we need a nice, hard punch of tragedy. I'm going to be saving all of my 1's for this.
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>>2552698
Exactly.

>>2552694
>Kid Win feels conflicted, as the two of you have a lot in common.
>He sees you as a sort of darker reflection of himself, just willing to break rules he won't cross.

Well we are as popular he is now. Also SS has never had us pushed beyond our limit if she ever does it she will see what we can actualy do.
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>>2552706
>>2552704
i wonder what Bug is doing now. Wonder if she watched our little show.
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>>2552704
>garbage
>for doubting us and not immediately slobbering all over our cocks
hmmmmmm

>>2552706
I mean you're not wrong, but in quest we should go by a "pure until proven trash".
I feel like our over reliance on meta knowledge is keeping us from opportunities.
Not even waifu opportunities, just potential exploration of characters we are keeping in their canon box by judging them based off of things they haven't done.
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>Jack is very interested in you, now that he's seen your declaration of war he wants to break you, and send you insane.

Wow the edge!
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>>2552724
his power is literally edge manipulation.
also talking people to death.
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>>2552726
We are probably more edge than even he can handle.
Should be a fun arc.
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>>2552723
I think SS doubt is basicaly connected with her view of the world. About strong people being respected and since we weren't willing to kill someone she doesn't see us as a predator but as prey.

I would love to correct that one day.
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>>2552726
Yeah i saw it if abyone can turn us into a true joker i think it would be him.Problem is nobody can control the joker.
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>>2552731
Exactly, that's not trash, that's a fucking interesting rival fight right there.
Not everything is about waifus people, just cause you don't wanna fuck em, don't mean they aren't potentially interesting characters.
Speaking of which, where's Bitch at? Girl deserves some head pats.
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>>2552736

Yeah. If he did manage to 'Killing Joke' us, it would probably end up being the last thing he ever did.
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>>2552737
Probably following us around after what we did/said in the bank. Grue doesn't seem to like us that much. Was the beating we delivered him last time actualy that bad?
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>>2552737
>interesting rival fight
>"rival"
>thinking miss shoot first consequences later is smart enough to even understand the consequences of her poor decision making skills
>thinking of herself highly enough that /she/ can do what literal professional heroes cannot
>wow
>valiantly defends her through guise of "meta-gaming" and "stop waifuing hurr durr"

Man Garbage is just everywhere these days
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>>2552723
Nah, she's garbage because her philosphy is based on the blurb of Carles Darwin's 'On the Origin of Species' and the fight scenes of all nature documentaries.
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>>2552744
And we would take the S9 command. Man last time joker got a couple of super powered minions, shit didn't ended well.
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>>2552737
I though Armsy was our rival. Guess we just have a obssession with his arms.
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>>2552723
>I feel like our over reliance on meta knowledge is keeping us from opportunities.
>Not even waifu opportunities, just potential exploration of characters we are keeping in their canon box by judging them based off of things they haven't done.
I feel the same way, but even I can acknowledge that SS is fucking trash. We'll still go into interactions as if we don't have metaknowledge, but just remember that TRASH = T R A S H
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>>2552737
I just realized you probably only read the wiki and never read the story. You're literally double Trash
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>>2552726
>He wants to break you
>Implying he can tell if we're broken or not

>>2552744
With Coil in play, we'd receive active HELP to prevent Manic from becoming Joker
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>>2552762
Is she actualy that bad with Taylor and has that break down?
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>>2552621
You better have anons also talking about cape waifus, or the weird fetish stuff. Pic related, especially. PHO interludes are the perfect way to take the piss at characters in-universe, while also doubling by taking a piss at us (your players in this quest).

>>2552767
Yes. Yes she is.
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>>2552764
i wonder if coil has ever entered in a timeline were Maniac went full joker and just noped out of it.
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>>2552764

What if Coil is killed before he can do anything?

> You are now remembering Crawler's assault on Coil's compound.
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>>2552769
Dam what a trash i didn't read the novel but just reading about her in the wiki makes me hate her.
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>>2552731
It's less that and
1: It was much funnier a prank
2: Killing anyone would be a waste. Harming someone next time would be that much more powerful now. We gonna keep everyone on their toes.
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>>2552761
I've been saying the same thing since the start. The funniest thing about SS though is that we can beat her with literally the simplest trick in our book.
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>>2552767
Let me put it this way.

She watched someone get raped and only would've helped if she "fought back"

Guess what? She didn't meet that standard of "fighting back" and left on her merry way without batting an eye

Leaving that person to be raped and probably dead
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>>2552769
>that picture
Wtf is Kafka doing in this dimension?
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>>2552771
SmileX in the bay m8
He's probably tried to play Maniac out of "hero"ing, and ended up with horrible consequences that created chaos. What is there to discern out of a Joker ruled bay?
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>>2552778
Okay...so when are we killing lobotomizing her?
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>>2552750
>>2552751
Fighting people with different points of view is fun Anon.
Proving people wrong is fun.
potential seeing people change from how they are in Canon thanks to our actions is Fun.
I really dont see the problem

>>2552760
You can have more than one Anon, open your mind a little.

>>2552761
Once we find out WHY she is garbo, she can join the trash bin like PanPan.
Till then, pure until proven trash

>>2552762
>Implications

>>2552767
>>2552769
And as we have seen, Taylor is on a completely different path than she was on in canon.
That my whole point.
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>>2552782
So smileX is so powerfull that even just throwing it in the bay is enough to unfect the water supply and poison the entire city?
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>>2552788
When do we recruit trash man?
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>>2552792
It's more the sheer amount we dump when he tries to steal it or we go full bonkers apparently.

Also he managed to steal it once, and accidentally'd himself and everyone else cuz he didn't know how to handle the gas/storage canisters
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>>2552774
He saw that shit coming because of Dinah. Without her to provide NUMBERS NUMBERS, Coil is reliant only on timeline experimentation and no concrete future sight.

>>2552775
No joke. She is absolutely one of the worst girls in Worm.

>>2552776
Gotta keep the Joker unpredictability going.

>>2552778
>lol if you're a predator and not prey, you'd fight back against that guy raping you, and I'll ONLY help you then :^)
>what? if you fight back, my help won't be useful? pfft, what a joke
>lol you're not even fighting back the way I want you to
>guess you enjoy getting fucked hard in an alley or something with a knife to your neck, looks like you don't need my "help" :^) enjoy!
Literally this. 100% absolute fucking cunt.

>>2552779
Writing horror stories about Changers and Strangers?

>>2552782
>>2552792
Dumping SmileX in the bay is our go-to last-resort fuck-you option. And yes.
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>>2552788

No. You know what would be *really* funny? If we permanently paralyzed her. Make it so that she is no longer fit to survive, as it were.
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I think we should stop talking about best worst girls and just plan what more we can tinker during the time we will be hidding. Hopefully TT can use the books we got to dig more into the empire finances and put more juicy targets for us.
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>>2552789
Fucking read the novel you autistic meat nugget.

Goading us to interact with her will only bring salt in the end. Because those who /at least read the wiki/ will know not to bring annoying, easily avoidable fucking /inconvenience/ into play

Stop projecting your garbage tastes to us
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Posted On Apr 8th 2011:
This is the thread for discussion and speculation about Manic, a new villainous tinker in Brockton Bay.
Let's keep it cool and remember not to speculate on secret identities.
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►Tumbles (At Ground Zero: Brockton Bay)
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
Guys it's all kicking off, I'm in Brockton central right now and Manic just walked in with a bunch of goons. I'm gonna see if I can get a video up.

►Valkyr (Wiki Warrior)
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
>Supervillain robs a bank you're in.
>Wow I really gotta post this on PHO instead of running for my life.

BAKA

►Aloha
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
What are you doing dude, call the cops or something.
►Lasersmile
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
It doesn't matter, he's gonna get his phone taken off of him anyway. Bank robbers never leave the hostages with their phones.

►WhedonRipperFan
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
What if it's a stunt, like he lets everyone keep all their stuff because he wants everyone to see him?

►Divide
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
That's dumb, everyone will know what's happening inside the bank, the heroes will just shoot everyone through the walls or something.
It doesn't make any sense.

►XxVoid_CowboyxX (Banned)
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
[user was banned for this post]

►Brilliger (Moderator: Protectorate Main)
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
As stated at the top of the board, speculating on secret identities is ban worthy.
Hopefully you'll learn from this.

►Tumbles (At Ground Zero: Brockton Bay)
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
Holy shit guys, check this out. Armsmaster eternally BTFO, Manic best boy.

►Answer Key
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
Are we sure that's even the same guy? he has a totally different voice.
I reckon it's just a guy in a voice changer.

►Chilldrizzle
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
Wait, so he's starting a vigilante gang? I thought he was a villain.
I mean sure he says he's not. But that's an unreliable source.

Cont
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>>2552804
Nah, we literally just told Empire we have some of their cooked books. They'll put more security on those for now because they think we're predictable still.

Now we find one of their safehouses, find someone in a leadership position, and figure out where they stash their arms.
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>>2552810

►Chilldrizzle
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
Wait, so he's starting a vigilante gang? I thought he was a villain.
I mean sure he says he's not. But that's an unreliable source.

►Dawgsmiles (Veteran Member)
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
Mark my words, this will only make things worse for us. The other gangs are gonna go fucking berserk after he called them out like that, there'll be fighting in the streets and people will get hurt.
I don't give a shit what this guy thinks, peace is always better than war.

►Lo A Quest
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
Are you kidding? This is what we needed. Someone who was willing to actually push back.
You're literally arguing for security over freedom now dude.

►Thatdude
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
Uhh HELLO? he strapped a bomb to Panacea, the dude's fucking insane. He's no different from the other villains in town. Even if he does have a sad backstory.

►Nod
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
I think we can all agree though, that voice is pure sex. I can hear ovaries exploding Right now

I wish he'd come out and be a public cape like New Wave, then we'd see what his actual face looks like. I bet he's really cute.

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>>2552800
I loved it! Let's do it. But wouldn't PanPan just fix her? I mean so far the only thing we know that PanPan won't touch are brains so.
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>>2552812
We strapped the hostages too didn't we?

The hostage in the bank probably found out it was a dud also. No way he won't post about it.
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>>2552812
Haha! The sexy voice spreads!
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>Guys it's all kicking off, I'm in Brockton central right now and Manic just walked in with a bunch of goons. I'm gonna see if I can get a video up.

►Valkyr (Wiki Warrior)
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
>Supervillain robs a bank you're in.
>Wow I really gotta post this on PHO instead of running for my life.

BAKA


God my sides..
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>>2552809
>Implying I didn't read the comic
>Implying that would change anything when my main point is "That canon shouldn't matter in an AU story where the QM can change anything."
You need to calm down my mans.
Your projecting way too hard right now.
No one cares about whay waifu you like, I'm just saying things would be more fun if you didn't spoil everything by going on autistic rants about canon.
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>>2552814
If we can paralyze her by slicing up her brain that would be ideal. However, if that doesn't work we could always try artificially inducing Conversion disorder.
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>>2552789
Oh yeah, I do want Manic to fight her, but it is because she is trash that I want that. We can think someone's trash and still interact with them in some fashion, even if it is giving them the body of a Dachshund from the neck down.
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>>2552838
Isn't that what lobotomy does? Make the person a living droll maker?
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>>2552834
>comic
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>>2552842
I'd be up for attaching SS's head to a shiba's body and giving the shiba her body.

But we have to catch her being a true asshole first.
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>>2552812
>Tfw there are people in this very thread that voted for lips instead of tounge/voice
Bet you boys are feeling pretty fucking dumb right now.
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Bagrat (Original Poster) (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know)
Posted On Apr 8th 2011:
This is the thread for discussion and speculation about Manic, a new villainous tinker in Brockton Bay.
Let's keep it cool and remember not to speculate on secret identities.
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►Tumbles (At Ground Zero: Brockton Bay)
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
Yo, you guys, the PRT just pulled a bomb off of me and it sprayed confetti everywhere. They weren't fucking real.
Armsmaster nearly threw a fucking fit. He had to give up his bike for some confetti bombs.
Manic once again confirmed for best boy

►Miss Mercury
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
That's somewhat relieving at least, it's always good to get a cape who isn't a mass murderer. Maybe he really can do some good for the city.

►Chaosfaith (Verified PRT Agent)
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
Goddamn confetti bombs? what's next, marzipan and puppies? I'm actually really starting to like this guy. He pulls Armsmaster down a bit as well, maybe one day we'll see the joyless prick crack a smile.

►Iblis
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
HE STOLE HALBEARD'S BIKE.
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The absolute madman.
he actually did it.

►Spiritskin
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
Uhh guys, I just found this

Should I call the PRT or New Wave to come pick her up?

►Xyloloup
Replied On Apr 15th 2011:
HAH, I always maintained that Panacea was worst girl. Now it's confirmed.

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>>2552810
>>2552812
Wew, just like the Wildbow PHO chapters. Perfect.
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>>2552851
Why not staple her head to a koala instead? They suck at surviving in general, and are absolutely infested with chlamydia.
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>>2552834
>Comic
>Not web novel

My disgust reaches a level I didn't even know I had
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>>2552857
C O N F I R M E D
W O R S T
G I R L
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>>2552857
please let the garbage can be spray painted "Glory Hole"
Or "Related Glory Hole"
Or something funnier
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>>2552842
Sure, i never said i wasn't down for that. But we don't know if she will still be the same trash she was in the novel or not, and we don't know what will change afterward. I just want people to keep that in mind for all characters.

>>2552849
Yeah Yeah Novel
Cape is defaults to comics for me
spend too much time on /co/

>>2552870
I'm glad I make you feel something.
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>>2552857
HAHAHAHA

TIME FOR SHITPOSTS
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>>2552863
The hell we getting a koala in the bay?

The zoo?
....

I'd be up for robbing the zoo
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>>2552882
Only if we grab a hyena, and possibly a parrot or two just to screw with them a little.
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>>2552878
perhaps, but we have proof that she is at the very least close to that level, seeing as she's literally calling Manic out for NOT using deadly bombs. sounds rather canon SS to me.

>>2552882
and that's where we get our Hyenas :)
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>>2552882
Well we do need another distraction to break Higgs out, but I'd keep that on the back burner.
We need to put our money where our mouth is and get on some old fashioned gang violence.
And some tinkering and chem mixing.
We need more tools, and TT needs pain killers.
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>>2552898
The PRT hasn't made the connection between the breakout and our robbery yet, have they...

Oh man this punchline is gonna be delayed for a long time. And when it hits, it's gonna be glorious.
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>>2552845
Yeah but the point is to keep SS cognizant of what is happening to her. To throw her ridiculous world view back in her face and watch her squirm.
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>>2552898
Don't forget the mobile clinic. We can use Armsy's bullshit mobile to make it into a fucking tank.
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>>2552890
Well we do need some animals to test our mutagen chems. i mean i wouldn't want to test on Bruce or in one of our crew members.
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>>2552903
Well her weakness is electricity right? Would powerful enough electromagnetic waves mess with her? I'd rather neuter her heroing capabilities so that she's useless in her environment than out and out sticking her head on an animal.
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>>2552895
That's all I ask for.
In story proof she's still the piece of shit she is in canon.
Then we can put a card through her spine.

>>2552901
Oh shit you might be right.
Did we just pull of the perfect crime?

>>2552904
Mobile Clinic was implied with TT's pain killers.
We need meds to sell before we make the pharmacy.
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alright. I'm not gonna make a new thread this time, don't want to flood the board

writing
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>>2552904
Isn't just a bike and not a car?
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>>2552914
sticking her head on an animal would put her in place to show her hypocrisy.

She may believe what she says now, but how will she act when she's incapable? And has the world watching her, cuz who wouldn't watch a cape attached to a dog/cat? Billion views on youtube.

>>2552904
Not a bad idea. Plus drug stockpile would be useful. Especially if we had a chem lab to mass produce with. (painkillers for headaches and body aches, blood clot bandages/gauze, etc...)

Maybe start offering up basic gene editing for our crew members, starting with someone who's willing to try it. Use the machine to copy gene data of a normal person and try messing with it in our spare time. Should help with our gene issues a little too.
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>>2552927
please make new thread, we're at 1209 replies already

Then again, you're at IP max: 5 threads
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>>2552914
She's not weak to electricity.
It's about getting a good hit in (Pippers gun) , then capitalizing on it while her sheild is down (our joybuzzer)
Two back to back shots from Pipper's gun also worked fine if you remember.
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>Did we just pull of the perfect crime?

It more likely that the PRT will try to hide that. Just so our artist friend post a video in PHO about him hanging out with our gang after we busted him out of the PRT jail. lol
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>>2552914
>>2552941
oh sorry thought you were talking aboy Glory Hole for some reason
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>>2552941
I was referring to Shadow Stalker not GG.
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>>2552941
Question would acid damage her shield and then drip and hit her undefended body? Because i think acid is a good solution to fuck her up.
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>>2552942
PRT will surely attempt hiding it.
We can pressure PRT to reveal it happened on their own terms within a time frame, or we will.

If they don't announce it happened, we draw a super huge mural with gangster security calling for the freedom of Mr. Higgs, a man who loved his daughter.

We also expose that Panacea didn't help her, but we did.

We make a PRT PR nightmare if they don't do the respectable thing.
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Think I got the full photo from the other thread, sadly still small.
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>>2552948
I don't remember if it goes through her sheild, but she does get super fucked up by acid at one point so its worth a try.
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>>2552961
We don't even have to reveal WE were the ones doing the breakout when pressuring them.

We only reveal that if they don't comply. Along with all the other PRT dirt.

And the fact we told them they could either let people know they unjustly detain capes, or we'd spill it.

It'll make us look like strategic geniuses ( knowing they'd overreact to us at the bank, allowing for the play.) to the general public

PRT PR super nightmare: We might be able to push them to fight the gangs more. Or we might get them to pull back on collaring innocents.

Our gangster opponents will start double/triple guessing themselves, making shit more annoying to Coil.
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I might have missed it but did we get Reggie?
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>>2552989
Pretty sure Pan healed Reggie.
There was no notes of this being anything but a complete triumph.
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>>2552989
We did grabbed Reggie when we went out to negotiate and once we got Panpan we made her heal our crew. So i think Reggie is okay now.
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I've been wondering if any other anons want Manic to start wearing lipstick, something like this, because I think our lips are still as white as our skin.
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>>2553046
That's actually one of the mutations options. Let's just wait a bit and we won't need to use make up.
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>>2553011
That'd be a nice thing to in GGs face. First thing we say to her is "Reggie's fine by the way. He's the guy you almost splattered at the bank. I wonder if you're relieved you hadn't killed someone or surprised you never knew you might've in the first place. How many people have you that you weren't aware of?"
Probably more jokey though.
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>>2553062
We've really done it, haven't we?

we've reached the giant list of shit to do that plagues all quests
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>>2553062
In the future we promise we won't do what we did to panacea again. We just really wanted to put her in the trash where she belonged at least once.

And if they bring panacea back, we put her back in a trashcan
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>>2553069
Nah, this is an idea list. Not a list of shit that needs doing ( Hive Queen and the like ).

That's coming up soon. We only have two things that need handling in our current list:

>Make the PRT more responsible/Show the world how shit they are
>Get rid of the gangsters of the city.

More goals will come shortly now that we kicked the hornets nest, urinated on it, and then did an irish jig on top of it.
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Here's a list of weapon ideas.

>Laughing Gas! Fear Gas! All kinds of Gasses to effect people in weird ways!
>Lupin III gadgets to evade capture/restrictions.
>Pocket dust.
>Various liquids.
>Water guns for our liquids.
>Toy bombs.
>Toy BANG! pistol, looks exactly like our real one we have so we can switch between them.
>Toy boxing glove that is also a power fist.
>Joy Buzzer that can switch between harmless and high voltage.
>Singular/Bouquet of squirt flowers that squirt our liquids.

>Not having a 'surprise slingshot' which shoots pellets full of surprises(like ground glass and failed toxic tinker substances) and custom grenades.
>Not having a missile launcher which goes shoots out a flag that says 'bang' which is a cover for the fact that the missile launcher IS the missile before it shoots off.
>Not having Borderlands 2 explosive tediore guns.
>Not attaching our strange metal creator to a gun and feeding it junk to shoot bullets.
>Not creating a toy cupid crossbow with customizable bolts.

>Giant Hammer made of our alloy can be charged to have a electric effect or a sprint to increase the stomping it does against enemies

>Metal bat with two buttons one is blue othe is red. The red buttong make spikes push out of the bat while the blue one releases a shock like a cattle poker or a shock baton. The hilt is covered in rubber protecting the user

>STICKY BOMBS! To stop those dam speedesters as well as to glue enemies tryong to persue us on the street imagine a bunch of police cars trying to chase us and we just throw a bomb that spray super sticky and rapid harden glue to stop then in place.

> Model our grenades after bowling pins: This has no practical use. I just think it better fits the clown aesthetic.

> Fake Bang Gun: Pull the trigger once and a bang flag pops out, pull the trigger again and the flag is fired out of the gun like a bullet. The tip of the flag itself is a disguised syringe dart.

> Crack-em-up serum: Injection into a person causes their soft tissues to slowly and painfully transform into glass.
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>>2553069
Nope that just the weapons idead if we do sone tinkering that list will go down easy
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>>2553062
>Multi colored bazooka
>Is capable of firing explosives that break walls and reinforcements easily
>Flip switch
>Flag pops out on first click
Second click sends the entire tube at the opponent leaving only the skeleton of the launcher assembly in our hands
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>>2553070
After all that's were she belongs.
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>>2553077
>more gasses
>itching powder
>pocket sand that's just a ziplock bag of chilipowder from the super market
>pocket sand that's a ziplock bag of formulated air delay activated "pepper spray" powder

>Not having a hold out weapon that we can hide within part of our body just in case

>Giant hammer has repulsors attached. Allows for more powerful strikes. Allows use of hammer as mobility tool also. Allows use of hammer as anti-bunker/building tool.

>Sticky Bombs + foam cushion bombs
>Cushion that comes out makes a whoopie cushion sound when something hits against it. Protects those who fall from high velocity impact.

>laugh-til-you-soil yourself chems ( SmileX+Laxative)
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After an event that monumental, it is easy to forget that it only took about three hours in total. You're far more tired than you feel like you should be, and the adrenaline wears off fast.

And so you find yourself lying on the couch with Piper and the rest of the gang fussing over you.

The street artist from earlier introduces himself as Ken Kazuma and a huge fan of yours. He's also a cape, able to create and control paint within an area around him. The paintings can also move and make noise, but are otherwise incapable of action. "Oh holy shit this is awesome dude, I gotta say I love your place. The metal patterns are sick." He's super excitable, and seems weirdly comfortable with talking to the mad supervillain. There's clearly some hero worship in there as well though. Which is a bit uncomfortable.

He's clearly very enthusiastic at least, that comes in handy
"C'mon man lemme join up, I can tag all over the place and pretty stuff up for you. It'll be great. I can do shows too, I'll be like your PR guy."

Sure okay, just let me sleep.
Nah, we're cool, just thought you shouldn't be locked up.
Another, better idea.

You talk to Rebecca after your nap, and she also wants to stick around but for more pragmatic reasons.
"You saved my life and I've got nowhere else to go. My only family is in custody and unfortunately I find myself alive and well. I have powers and you need help. I'm sorry if that comes across as blunt, but I'm kind of dealing with something right now."

I get that, welcome to the crew.
Sorry, I'd rather keep this as small as possible.
Something else
Sorry for a long time before the update, it was tough figuring out how to set this up. I'm still not entirely fine with it.
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>>2553099
>Sure okay, just let me sleep.
>I get that, welcome to the crew.
The more the merrier.
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>>2553099
>Sure okay, just let me sleep.
His name is Ken Kazuma. Hmmmm, wonder if he has a distant older cousin named Kiryu...

>I get that, welcome to the crew.
Great, someone who can help us break in or break out of places. Definitely gonna come in handy for when we gotta hit the gangs before they hit us. With your help, we gonna leave them in the dust. :^)
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>>2553099
>Sure okay, just let me sleep.
>I get that, welcome to the crew.
This ragtag bunch of misfits is turning out very cool.
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>>2553099
Let them join up. We're still early on enough + the circumstances of their freedom = they're not gonna fuck us over.

They're both gonna be WANTED by PRT, so they may as well join up for now to lay low. At least until they escape. Is Rebecca's power registered? Cuz We saved Ken before he was.

We should make it very clear we're not entirely mentally well to these people, but we're doing us.

Does Rebecca know we're the one that saved her from brain cancer?
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>>2553099
>Sure okay, just let me sleep.
>I get that, welcome to the crew.
Also, thank Rachel for her help at the bank and Grue/Regent for getting our people out of there
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>>2553099
>Sure cool, lemme sleep
And
>Welcome to the crew
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>>2553099
>Sure okay, just let me sleep.
>I get that, welcome to the crew.
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>>2553099
>Sure okay, just let me sleep.
>I get that, welcome to the crew.
These guys are cool, but we need more action oriented members soon. We have Bitch and a whole bunch of support capes.
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>>2553077
thats a very nice list. thanks for updating it. we might want to make a document on all of this at a later date.
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>>2553099
>Sure okay, just let me sleep.
>I get that, welcome to the crew.
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Welcome to the crew wins.
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>>2553132
I will see if i can work on a pastebin for this. It's starting to get way to big to ne posted on the chan.
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>>2553132
>>2553138
Don't forget. BANG Pistol is not only a decoy weapon, but double-tapping it will cause the flag to open up and cause it to shoot chemical darts.
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>>2553143
Chemical Darts that make people shit their pants?
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>>2553155
we can load it with different chems, of course.
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>>2553143
One of these days we need a time delayed chemical/poison with an antidote.

At some point, the heros will treat our threats like nothing, and we'll be forced to ante up after that point.

We should probably make it VERY clear to the heros that if they don't treat our threats properly, we will carry it through.
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After you've went around and welcomed your new members onto the team, you go through your haul from the bank. Once you've divvied it out fairly (with some help from tattletale who has experience in such matters) you find your "wallet" much heavier. You've since converted a small room into a safe, and filled it with the money from the bank, almost five thousand dollars.
Nice haul.

+Armsmaster's Bike
+5,000 Dollars

Barnaby/Manic
Status:Not OK
[Need] 6/20
[Gene Fragmentation]5/60
Karma:1
Money: 5,500 Dollars
Current power Understanding: Mutating body and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.
You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster's boots and Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.

Happy Zappers:Gloves that Electrocute Enemies: non lethal.
Madman's garb: heavy torso armour, full face helmet. strength enhancement
Trickster's garb, partial face mask. Lightly reinforced. dark colours for stealth. Molecular resistance field, basically mini krieg.
[Trickster's Cane]
This is a metal cane with an outer shell made of the same metal as your cards but smooth instead of sharp(obviously) it doesn't cut through things in the same way. Instead it softens whatever it hits and deforms it.
The cane also contains a directional electromagnet that allows you to recall your cards after they've been thrown, or technically anything magnetic enough for the beam to affect.

It's almost night, but you still have a few hours left in the day.

Do some Tinkering
Time to play with Chemicals
Explore the City
Go perform Heroic acts
Go Do some Villainy
Open Research Screen
New Outfit
Talk to a companion
Try and recruit some more members for your gang.
>write in.
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>>2553155

You have no idea how much I want this.
>Fighting glory girl again
>use the fact she can't defend against multiple things simultaneously against her
>Make her shit her pants in a public fight where she's been destroying everything in the area.
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>>2553168
>Do some Tinkering
Specifically on Army's bike.
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>>2553168
>Do some Tinkering
a Dart Gun that shoots chemical darts. Effects may include liquid laugh gas, pants shitting dart, paralysis darts, etc.
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>>2553168
>Open Research Screen
We need those medkits, guys. Also we need to fix Regent's leg.
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>>2553168
>Open Research Screen
Bakuda is coming soon and I don't want this place to get allahu ackbar'd. Medicine would also be good.
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>>2553168
>Fix Reagents leg
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>>2553184
Oh shit right we forgot Regent's leg was fucked up
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>>2553168
We need to lay low and consolidate.

We just pissed off many people simultaneously. It's time to make new chemicals ( minion army production is still going on right now, right?) and fix up Reagent's leg.

Also do some Villainy simultaneously by extorting the PRT PR wise. (Force them to make announcement regarding detainment of parahumans for super minor infractions + our break out of their prisoners.) Ez as getting two of our gangsters to make a call to the PRT with a getaway vehicle ready.

Let Grue and Reag do that. They earned the right to figure that out.
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>>2553168
>>Open Research Screen
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>>2553186
Supporting
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>>2553168
>Do some Tinkering

We need weapons for us and our boys and girls.
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>>2553168
>Try and recruit some more members for your gang.
Outreach for people who can organize and help the community. See if the DWU can help, seeing as they are relatively gang-free.
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>>2553194
They already have, we Printed them didn't we?
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>>2553194
Done it: https://pastebin.com/hKqKZKd8
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>>2553201
Was talking about building some of the things in our tinker list
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alright, lemme count votes
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>>2553195
We can have Ken do that, he is our PR dude now.
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>>2553205
Don't forget. Duel Disk expy device (or anything that mounts on our upper wrist) that shoots Inconel cards.

>>2553213
You could put the two together. Make a chemical or substance that can act as a medkit, and then we test it on Regent's leg.
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three for research, three for tinkering.
time for the power of dent
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Building Reinforcements: unlocks defences for the Hideout.
Machine Shop: Sometimes a tinker needs ways of going EVEN FASTER
Research Capes: May give you an idea for a new Item based on the powers of others.
Genetic Chain Modification
Medical Applications
Armsmaster's Arm counter:2
Fuck with Armsmaster's bike
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>>2553229
>Medical applications
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>>2553217
the card launcher seems redundent when we can throw them much better with our enhancements and they cut through things like butter. if anything a trick flower as a defense mechanism might be good if we get pinned.
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>>2553229
>Medical Applications
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>>2553229
>Medical Applications
Clinic and fixed Regent are go
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>>2553229
Medical Applications
Lets fix Regant's leg.

Get Ken on recruitment duty.

Get one or two others to extort the PRT with our message.
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>>2553229
>Medical Applications
CHEAP MEDS
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>>2553229
>Medical Applications
Medkits for all our gang. Everyone, including Undersiders. Also fix Regent's leg afterward.

>>2553235
Fair enough. Plus we have latent homing on the cards on our own, which makes a card launcher obsolete.
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>>2553229
>Building Reinforcements: unlocks defences for the Hideout.
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>>2553240
>Get Ken on recruitment duty.
This seems like a bad idea. Open recruitment in general is risky, but Ken is anything but subtle.
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Better aspyrins for Lisa would be good too. Even if they don't speed up the recovery what matters is the gesture.
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>>2553229
>Medical Applications
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>>2553229
>Medical Applications
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>>2553243
We have a magnet cane to gather the cards no need for a launcher.

>>2553235
I fucking forgot about the trick flower spray.
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>>2553247
We aren't subtle. We just need to not have 100% open recruitment now. Others will try to infiltrate us now.

We just need PR show of force via Murals.

Like murals of Panacea in the trash "Didn't solve brain cancer. Maniac did."

things like that.
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D20+3
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Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2553261
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Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2553261
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>>2553258
can the flower spurt "shit-yourself" mist at someone?

What's more unexpected than that? They might expect something to tranquilize them or kill them. NOPE. YOU GET HORRIBLE >>2553261
SHITS.
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Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2553261
Hope
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Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2553261
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Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2553261
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Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2553261
gooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>2553273
late, unfortunately
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14, is ok.
writing.
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>>2553264
Fourteen is good. Better then a one i guess.

Also done with the pastebin: https://pastebin.com/BQNmJ6F2

>>2553268
I guess we can don't know why people want so much investiment in making heroes shit themselfs but whatever. If the flower is resistant enough to contain and deliver acid it can do with basicaly any chemical that doesn't melt it.
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One placebo to stimpacks how good is our 11 meds
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>>2553285
>14 is OK.
wew, we did it
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>>2553292
It’s lower case ok, not Ok or OK so it’s at best mediocre.
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>>2553276
The funny thing is, I’m also the anon that fucked our escape route earlier. I’m considering getting a trip just so my luck can be documented.
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>>2553288
how do you NOT want to have heros fight with their underwear full of doodie.

How many heros have you seen fight with their legs and ass caked in their own shit? They've never fought in such conditions. They'll have to train for it now.

That's the joke.
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>>2553317
I don't get it...

Also everyone says that all girls in Worm are the worst girl. What is TT's damage so far she has showed to be pretty descent
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>>2553353
Know it all bitch with a tendancy to run her mouth and let her powers do the thinking for her.

High INT low WIS sort of deal.
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>>2553360
So we forcing her to use her powers and letting her out of commanding except from administrative reasons is the best thing we could have ever done?
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In the end you decide to do some tinkering, and maybe try to figure out something useful that can heal your buddies or keep them in fights. Maybe a way of artificially stimulating regeneration. After a couple of hours tinkering though all you have is a few syringes of a strange blue liquid.
Your power tells you that they speed up the body's natural healing, but it also refers to them as "Imperfect" so hey that's not good. It is for that reason that you haven't tested it yet.

You also come up with a small powder that numbs pain at the cost of rendering the person who takes it high as a kite. You found this out after giving it to tattletale as an apology for making her use her powers earlier.

You also feel like you're on the cusp of a third breakthrough, but you'll need to do some more work before you get there.

this is the last update for tonight. I shall either be on tomorrow or sunday.
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>>2553381
feel free to ask questions and criticise, i will be monitoring the thread.
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>>2553371
Maybe. At the end of the day she's a simple woman, money, saftey, and a bit of luxury. Get her those and she's content. Hell Coil could have bought her outright if it wasn't for his flair for the melodramatic and recruiting her by gunpoint. We do right by her she'll do right by us.
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>>2553381
Zion, please take a longer break if you need it. This is ridiculously constant. Yer a freakin marathon runner m8
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>>2553387
He's the goddamn Bolt of threads.
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>>2553381
Rest well Zion,and thanks for the laughter you mad bastard.
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>>2553383
have Grue and Regent seen the speech shitshow on the internet yet? Or all the other things we did (fake bombs, trashing panacea)

Have the PRT made the link yet?

How's higgs doing?
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>>2553381
you kick ass man
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>>2553381
..did we just roofie Tats?
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>>2553383
TT's opinion on us managing to pull the Heist and the prison break?

Did Taylor watched the shit we were doing on TV?
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>>2553394
Higgs is laughing his ass off.

The PRT have not made the link yet, but Armsmaster is suspicious.

Regent has already made several youtube edits. One of which just has an airhorn noise every time you roast the protectorate.

>>2553397
Yeah, but it was on accident. she's very understanding
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>>2553397
Seems we did. Reagent must have had a blast with that.
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>>2553404
Is Coil foaming at the mouth yet? Is Kaiser?
What the fuck are the ABB and the Merchants thinking about all this?
How's our family doing?
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>The PRT have not made the link yet, but Armsmaster is suspicious.

For real? Man these guys are slow...
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>>2553404
Have we given Reagent some pain meds?
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>>2553404
How scared was Kaiser once he realize that the gas we sended as a gift could have being a lethal dose?
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>>2553403
Tattletale thinks you're either a strategic genius or the luckiest son of a bitch in the universe.

Buddy I don't think that you quite understand how many people watched what just happened.
It was streamed it was uploaded it was televised.
"Everybody will remember this." People in Canada are talking about "the balls on that Manic guy."

>>2553407
He drew a penis on her face.

>>2553414
yeah, you and Piper drew a penis on his face

>>2553411
Coil and kaiser are talking very quietly. To each other.

You don't know about your family.

>>2553419
He had someone else open it. so not that scared.
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>>2553411
I mean nothing about the breakout particularly screamed Maniac.
We can change that.
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>>2553428
apart from the fact it was almost completely unplanned?
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>>2553426
>Coil and Kaiser teaming up to stop us
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2553426
How’s Armsy and the gang feeling?
Have we posed TT and Reagent in compromising positions with each other?
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>>2553431
Anyone can do a seemingly unplanned jailbreak. Who has motivation to do so though?

>>2553426
Coil playing with the nazis to take us on.
Interesting timeline. Lets destabilize the nazis further.
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>>2553439
Let’s gas a rally , all there capes in a single place
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>>2553431
What did the dock workers we helped think about our speech?
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Maybe we should give our little bro a visit huh? Maybe take a little blood or something and tell him you're doing ok, just to not spill the beans or else you're taking his xbox
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>>2553449
"I knew he was cool, didn't I say he was cool? Ever since I saw him giant swing Alabaster through a burning building. Only cool people do that."

"I dunno, he could be talking shit?"

"Well yeah, but Danny might turn into a giant rat demon tomorrow. Best not to think about what might be eh?"
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>>2553383
>criticise
Only thing i have to add or advise is to make shit like what we get from gene shit or who of our teammates gets left behind random.
We're already meta gaming so fucking hard without letting us get a say in shit that should be random.
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>>2553469
>Anon wanting more randomness
>Thinking that’s ever a good idea
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>>2553469
I kind of support this but kind of don't. I feel as if we shouldn't have a choice in the matter if we roll a 1 or something. If we rolled a little under the required amount we should at least choose who gets left behind and if we roll the required amount than we should choose what we get for mutations
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>>2553469
... I could go with that.

The people getting left behind has more to do with the sitaution getting out of hand.

Though the gene shit makes sense. We were using the gene editing machine to selectively control what transformations were occurring. It's probably better to let certain mutations take away more gene frac points than others.


>>2553447
Oh man. If we could trick the nazis into having a rally as a show of force, then blow a bunch of Diarrhea gas bombs all around them. It'd be amazing if we could record the aftermath.
Plus they'll start wearing gasmasks everywhere themselves. It'll be a hoot.

>>2553465
Arms master happy he didn't lose his arm again? I'm still a tad sad we couldn't get his "arm and a leg"
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>>2553469
the point of your gene bank fuckery is literally that you're choosing permanent mutations instead of getting a shitload of random ones though.

If your defragmentation hits 60 you won't get a choice as to what you get.

Although i may agree with you on the other point, I'll give it some thought.
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>>2553482
that's a very good idea for some mutations taking more frac than others, i will steal it.
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>>2553488
What does Bitch think of us, and more importantly What do her dogs think?
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>>2553488
how the old gloryhole doing now that she and her sister have been thoroughly humiliated.
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>>2553500
oh man I need to know.

Wish we could point out she hurt more people than we did.
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>>2553488
How many arms will it take to make a statue of ourself/our face that is large enough to make Armsy go insane?
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>>2553465
Does Piper wants the Crazy D?
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>>2553493
Bitch: he’s okay (high opinion)
Doggos: wuff
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>>2553516
People that don’t even know you want the D. She was there, in person.
>>2553500
Humiliated, utterly dominated. Currently spooning ice cream into her mouth.
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>>2553521
N I C E

>>2553531
>Humiliated, utterly dominated. Currently spooning ice cream into her mouth.
Oh damn, I almost feel bad.
Almost
I would ask how Pan is doing, but i would think "upset" is a good enough descriptor, yeah?
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>>2553521
But what does Bruce think of us?
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>>2553531
Did we make the Glory (hole) Girl stick with her?
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>>2553542
Considering she was bomb strapped and afraid for her life, thrown in a trashcan that was painted some variation of "glory hole" before confetti popped everywhere upon rescue....

She's probably more mad than her sister. Her sis only took a beating.


>>2553531
quick overall crew opinion rundown?

How soon do we get to put Shadow Stalker in her place?
And how long til Taylor hits us up?
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>>2553553
would be fun to start calling Glory Panacea and vice versa.

When they ask why, just say they both act like the same kind of asshole you can't tell the difference.
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>Currently spooning ice cream into her mouth.

Ah i see she is trainning for her Glory (hole) performace
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>>2553556
I wonder if our fight with GG hitted high views on PHO.
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>>2553572
Considering it's part of the day's events, all recorded from multiple angles via cellphone camera... yeah.

Also just realized we tinkered with the bank's shreder and printer to color the shredded papers into colorful confetti.
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>>2553556
The assorted minions all think you’re either a genius or crazy
Ken has a massive man crush on you. The undersiders are all terrified except for regent and Piper’s ladyboner could be used to knock satellites out of orbit.

Shadow stalker wants to fight you really bad, but has the same problem as Taylor, namely.
“Where the fuck is he?”

When they figure out where you are they’ll feel like right idiots.
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>>2553586

man love to have tattle present for that fight.
Tattle realizing what a shit SS is and relaying it to Manic.

Dunno how manic would react I guess. Putting her head on an animal seems pretty good.
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>>2553586
Is Piper the one non-shit waifu on the planet?
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>>2553586
We should take piper out on a romantic date to get.... hotdogs the fabled food of the gods
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>>2553609
There are others, but they are rare and elusive beings
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>>2553610
Sounds fun, the entire encounter will us be getting shot at while trying to reach the hot dog guy. We aren't going to ever reach those hot dogs though and we'll settle for the third best pizza place we can find
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>>2553616
>Pipper isn't secretly a horrible bitch/twisted monster
I'm almost disappoint.
Guess we better build a bunker to put her in for when Slaughterhouse gets here.
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>>2553609
>non-shit waifu
>crazy fan girl
>drug addict
>probably has aspergers
anon i think we can do better
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>>2553643
>All of those things are great compared to the baggage the other "waifus"
You're a greedy one aren't you?
Our prayers for OC waifu have been answered, and you cry out for more.
baka
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>>2553586
>When they figure out where you are they’ll feel like right idiots.
Taylor is gonna feel like shooting herself, no doubt.

Also Zion, are you going back to read the old Worm arcs to prepare yourself for stuff in this quest? Characterization, timeline, events, etc.?
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>>2553654
>>2553642
>>2553621
>>2553610

waifufags pls leave.
If it happens it happen. Every woman is currently flooding their abodes atm anyway. Lets focus on our Manic crusade for now
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>>2553659
I have been going through it, but most of what I know is coming from memory supplemented by wikis. It’s difficult to figure out what’ll happen when you guys change things so much.
For example normally Bakuda would be blowing everything up by now, but due to events she is doing other things. I think those things are relatively in character, but I’m always open to criticism.
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All this bitching for an OC waifu is dumb. Lots of established girls that we can get and help already but ignored cause you fucks want an easy girl to deal with instead.
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>>2553667
Inb4 we post shirtless pictures on the PHO with a time stamp, we ultimate husbando
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>>2553678
Mate we just don't want to get on a super powered bitch's bad side and end up worse than Victor-in-a-Box. Piper is the no powered waifu who's absolutely adorable. Besides we haven't taken action yet so it doesn't really matter right now
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>>2553694
honestly im super meh on piper, from what little we've seen of her, she seems designed to appeal to the average quester, which honestly just bores me. if we're gonna romance someone, i at least want them to have some bite to them, not a completely compliant fangirl
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>>2553586
Have we posed TT and Reagent in some variety of embarrassing posters?
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Having just caught up and not know a single shit about worm, I have to ask as someone who has such a glaring weakness of not being able to tank simultaneous hits, and is more often than not in the front line or thick off things when fights are happening, why hasn't someone with an automatic taken out Glory Girl yet?
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>>2553752
She has some empathy aura bullshit.
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>>2553752
She can also fly really fast and being near her can be enough to give people ww1 style huddled in a corner crying levels of PTSD Whwn she gets going.
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>>2553694
Looking at panacea we already failed.
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>>2553831
Nobody wants that literal trash waifu though
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>>2553839
>No one wants Pan
Hi how are ya?
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>>2553843
I'm just saying, the QM literally threw her face first into a garbage bin
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>>2553839
I think this is something everyone here and in the worm community can agree on
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>>2553848
to be fair manic knows her as the one who refused to help disintegration girl and we had to pick up the slack. oh and we groped her. also she hates us, and we don’t like the PRT much nowadays.
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>>2553883
So she is a trash waifu that could only be obtained through a triple 20
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What about tattletail? I don't know what shes like in the serial but from what ive seen so far i've liked.

Although we probably give her too many mindsplitting migraines for that to be feasible.
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>>2553917


>Know it all bitch with a tendancy to run her mouth and let her powers do the thinking for her.


>High INT low WIS sort deal
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>>2553917
Also apparently her powers fuck up her realations because she can easily use it to know what the person is doing will do so she easily get bored of any partner.

Fortunantly for us her powers don't seem to work the right way with us.
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>>2553917
As her boss it is our duty to help her with her headaches.
Im thinking some sexual healing.
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>>2553883
Eh I wrote up a thing in one of the threads on how it could play out with that in mind. Everyone's was more focused on who they were in canon.
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>>2553962
WE'RE SIXTE- Shit this one's legal.... ummm..... TRASH WAIFU!
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>>2553962
Mixing your private life with work never works in the end.

>>2553970
Yeah that.

On another note we really need to find another hideout. The chemplant is great and all but it's a compromised location.
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>>2553963
honestly I’m not against any particular character, as long as it is a believable romance that isn’t just ‘lol im so in love with you’. The problem is no matter what character the QM decides for manic to romance someone will screech. piper is the ‘safe’ choice for minimal reeing.
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>>2553995
This is what? The fourth thread? Maybe we should wait just a little bit more before starting any romance. i Mean joker only got Harley after he got arrrested.
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>>2554003
I’m just speaking in general since theres quite a few vocal waifufags. I am perfectly fine with pure friendship building for now.
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>>2554003
Well I mean joker's gay for batman and has never really shown sexual attraction towards Harley or even love for her sooooooo

How about it armsy, are you waifu material?
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>>2554028
Kid win is more our Batman then Armsy. I say Armsy is our Harvey Dent.
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>>2554039
But we've only heard about 1 sentence from kid win. Armsy is our arch nemesis, a man who's hunting us down and is determined to put us behind bars. Don't know much about 2 face though o maybe
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>>2554047
A nemesis is somebody whos at least our equal. We are far above armsy at this point, and even if he does end up beating us once it wont make up for all the times we've publicly humiliated him
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Its gonna be that new ward thats an OC
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>>2554077
No.
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>>2554069
We COULD make a public challenge against Kid Whiz or Armsy.

I mean at this point, everyone knows we're more about the theatrics than just the job itself.
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Any other anons think that we should make a toxin that temporarily kills fear, empathy and other emotions (like anger) while still keeping you from being suicidally overconfidant/sadistic. Basically, I want to make the ultimate logic pill, for manic to take whenever we reach near meltdown status or for when we're fighting capes that fuck with your emotions. We could call it Ace.
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>>2554187
we aren't affected by toxins.
We don't even know if drugs do anything to us.
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>>2554195
Pretty sure it's only the toxins we make that we're immune to.
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>>2554195
Yeah, the reason that chemicals don’t affect you seems to be because by the time your cells are affected, they’re dead and replaced by your constantly mutating body.
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>>2554208
I probably could have explained this better.
Basically, your body is being Ship Of Theseus'd so fast on the micro level, that chemical reactions sort of fuck up in your body.
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>>2554187
No i don't. I would rather make magic beans that jump around due to powerfull rubber and hit everytarget in a enclosed area. Or Marbles made out of mercury like this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sGN3SBVIjjA
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>>2554215
Pff we are pretty bullshit aren't we?
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>>2554215
Other tinkers with a biological or chemical focus might still be able to make something that would affect you though, so you aren’t exactly safe.
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>>2554232
Here's the thing

While toxins don't harm us.
Beneficial drugs don't work on us either.

We'd need something special tailored to us to do anything.
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>>2554246
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>>2554246
This too.

Also any parahuman who’s power generated supernatural poison or sickness. They could affect you as well.
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>>2554242
Fortunantly we aren't dumb enough to not keep some kind of protection. Also it seems idiotic that we haven't immunized us and our crew against bio-tinkers gas/bacteria/virus yet. Perfect excuse to force Piper, TT and Rebbecca in skinthight suits~
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>>2554246
I think we can work on that. Point is, we still need to take a time to stay low and improve our minions, our gear and get more hideouts across our territory. The chemplant was already busted a couple of times.
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Can we get a teaser on what S-Class interlude was about?
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>>2554295
Bit further up in the thread.
Jack slash becoming interested in you.
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>>2554301
Thread is Archived:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Worm:%20One%20Bad%20Day
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>>2554187
Also instead of gas, we can now use the roofie dust to get the cops high.

We should probably tinker with the dust to halt aggression as well
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>>2554348
Also I vote we use pocket (roofie) dust on Armsmaster. He probably has no defenses against being high as a kite
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>>2554365
>>2554348
Except you know, a gas mask helps
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>>2554369
Not if it's skin soluble like we're gonna do to the gas
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>>2554392
please no, I don't want to rely on one thing for the entire game. We need chemical guns that directly inject the gas into you, to combat the mask and have a much more pronounced effect, which is why we'll be shooting laxatives at people
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>>2554404
>directly inject the gas into you
that shit will kill anyone. even injecting air into your bloodstream will stop your heart.
Though 'Liquid laughs' has a nice ring to it.
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>>2554404
C-Could we at least turn Armsy's bike into a transforming robot raptor? Like that old anime where a bike transforms into a dino

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D.I.C.E.
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>>2554414
That's why I suggest laxatives, I'm sure a cape can handle their laxatives. Also a chemical dart gun doesn't have to be restricted to those two things since we can just make new chemical darts
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>>2554421
That makes absolutely no sense with our Joker theme

Fuck now I want 19 more bikes from armsy for robot raptors
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>>2554428
What prize better to give Armsy than a sur-prize? :^)
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>>2554428
We're not only joker themed, we're fun themed. I mean, who's gonna stop him if he suddenly wants robots?
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>>2554215
>greek myth/ philosophy reference
>ayyyyyy
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Just reread the third thread. Our gas is already unstoppable by gas masks

You decide to head out for the night, grab some food from whatever you find and take the dog for a walk.
[Coil's assassin misses the first shot, a card taking his hand off and causing him to drop the rifle, which lands on a sloped factory roof under his perch window, neatly delivering it to you.]
After a while you manage to find an all night pancake place that lets dogs in, so you settle down for a nice meal.
[The four mercenaries waiting in the wings jump in and are gassed into unconsciousness, their masks being unable to protect from the perfect Tinker Gas. Four rifles drop to the floor]
You stand up, sated.
[Coil stubs his toe on the weird little step thing in his doorway, breaking his toe and causing him to accidentally close the wrong timeline.]

Kek. Can't believe we forgot about this.
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>>2554609
Lol Zion dun goofed.
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>>2554609
well we didnt actually use our gas on them with their masks did we?
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>>2554609
The protectorate masks were tinkertech made by Armmaster.
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>>2554656
Iirc Coil is the only one who knows our gas can't be stopped by gas masks. I don't think they would have any reason to immediately have tinkertech gas masks unless Coil tipped them off somehow
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>>2554700
hes does work for the PRT
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>>2554790
"Hey guys, gas masks won't protect against this gas!"

"How do you know that?"

"Uhh..."
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>>2554823
You are seeing it all wrong dumbass. They don't need to know, it makes no sense using regular gasmasks when they can make tinkertech a hundred times better. Armsmaster whole shtick is to be prepared for all.
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>>2554823
we do have an official tinker qualification, they know we have the gas. why wouldnt they use tinkertech gas masks
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>>2554790
He’s also a selfish cunt playing both sides from the middle. I doubt he’d tip them off. However, I figure 50/50 odds that Armsmaster would have figured out our gas can bypass normal countermeasures, and developed some sort of tinker garbage. He’s a paranoid dude.
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>>2554912
i think he hates us so much that he would intentionally sabotage himself just to get a shot at us
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>>2554609

I remembered, but figured those masks were standard gas masks. And the new masks are armaster tech
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>>2554823
>Knows the guy is a tinker villain
>knows he uses a gas as a weapon
>better make sure this gas isn't strong enough to break normal gas mask and make our own just in case

Come on it's not that hard.
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>>2555200
Like some anons said, we need to make it skin soluble. Like be able to absorb the gas just from skin contact
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>>2555266
Just make a slow acidic gas bomb that destroy whatever material the mask/filters are made of as a dummy gas bomb then throw the real gas later.

Besides making the gas skin contact will just make then use skintight suits
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>>2555284
Just go all the way, make a gas bomb that destroys all clothes, including gas masks.
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>>2555284
Wait a minute... what if we had different kinds of gas? I mean make one batch skin soluble, make another unfilterable and some is vanilla.

Like keep em on their toes on which particular kind we're using and give them a time limit like we placed a bomb somewhere and they DON'T know which kind and they're /bound/ to make mistakes
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>>2555298
That is a good idea. I bet every female hero will call us a pervert for that though. And that may also endanger their secret identity? I think there is a unspoken deal of not revealing other people identity. Or maybe that is just in the PHO.

>>2555300
That is kinda what i think we should do. But we are always limit by the amount we can carry and Armsy being a tinker will mosy likely try to protect himself against every kind of possible gas so he would be the guy to go to if we are using our greatest creation.
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>>2555298
I’ve seen enough Irish-wall graffiti to know where this is going...
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>>2555298
>We go full anime
>we get transported to ancient Japan
>We Ninja Battoman nao
>I'm not even joking. There's literally a batman movie anime
>it is also fucking Glorious holy shit there's Joker piloting a gundam
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>>2555407
We need a fucking Gundam. WE NEED A FUCKING GUNDAM.
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>>2555409
>Gundam
>Not a monoeye
>Filtyfeddie.char
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>>2555410
Epyon is mah boi.

Also Zeon dindu nuffin
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>>2555409
>>2555410
>figthing the leviathan in our Joker gundam

Glorious! On a more serious note you guys think we should start using TT to develop possible safe houses. Then discard it because the safehouse would obviously have a patner that Armsy would be able to figure out and put traps in those safe houses while we have other safehouses near the neighborhood?
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Also if anyone hasn't voted yet you should do it. After all everything is better in purple and gold

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Worm:%20One%20Bad%20Day
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>>2555423
We should evict or bunk with the Merchants

And making it livable of course

Because really, who would want to get near the Merchants?
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>>2555367
We could also make the gas do something like cause temporary hair growth over the entire body or temporarily distort the cartilage of the ears and nose. So they’d be naked but their identities would still be protected since the gas also alters appearances at the same time it destroys clothes.
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>>2555458
Stop forcing that idea it will cause more trouble then be usefull.

>>2555436
I just really want to start making our Manic Car. But first we do the mutiple hideout thinks as well as make small workshop and have some of our gas stored in these place. Oh and obviously we jury rigge the hideout, so no one can take our shit and to mess with the fuckers that try take our stuff.
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>>2555542
>I just really want to start making our Manic Car.
Armsmaster's schtick is efficiency, making things fit where they should not fit. Maybe we can have our medical party van also act like a clown car after we research Armsmaster's arms and figure out the tech as best as we are able to?
The medical party van definitely needs a button to press to cause nonlethal gas (and another to cause lethal SmileX instead) to be released behind it if we're in a car chase, literally GAS GAS GAS.
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>>2555549
Let’s challenge the heroes to a race
> us
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>>2555554
>Sure, Sure, I'll go to jail and comply with all of your demands, IF YOU BEAT ME IN A RACE!
and if we lose we won't go with them anyways
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After drugging your companions and having a good laugh at their expense, you find yourself with the rest of the afternoon to play with, maybe you should get some more stuff done while you have time.

Barnaby/Manic
Status:Not OK
[Need] 6/20
[Gene Fragmentation]5/60
Karma:1
Money: 5,500 Dollars
Current power Understanding: Mutating body and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.
You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster's boots and Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.

Happy Zappers:Gloves that Electrocute Enemies: non lethal.
Madman's garb: heavy torso armour, full face helmet. strength enhancement
Trickster's garb, partial face mask. Lightly reinforced. dark colours for stealth. Molecular resistance field, basically mini krieg.
[Trickster's Cane]
This is a metal cane with an outer shell made of the same metal as your cards but smooth instead of sharp(obviously) it doesn't cut through things in the same way. Instead it softens whatever it hits and deforms it.
The cane also contains a directional electromagnet that allows you to recall your cards after they've been thrown, or technically anything magnetic enough for the beam to affect.

It's almost night, but you still have a few hours left in the day.

Grue:Darkness generator and manipulator, knows Kung Fu.
Tattletale:Sherlock Holmes on crack.
Bitch:Has dogs that she can enlarge and turn into car sized hellbeasts.
Regent:Can cause people's muscles to spasm incredibly hard, Can do "other things" but refuses. Functioning sociopath.
Piper: Unpowered vigilante with an awesome costume. kinda fangirly.

Do some Tinkering
Time to play with Chemicals
Explore the City
Go perform Heroic acts
Go Do some Villainy
Open Research Screen
New Outfit
Talk to a companion
Try and recruit some more members for your gang.
Food though.
>write in.
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>>2555559
>one of our minions is a friend of the Stig
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>>2555561
>Do some Tinkering
We need weapons immobilize a target that don't revolve entirely on gas. Maybe an upgraded Joy Buzzer or Dart Gun
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>>2555561
Good morning Zion.
I'm gonna go with
>Fix Regent's leg while he's drugged
>Chat with Grue and Bitch afterward. Especially Grue - did we fuck up somewhere and piss him off? And how are Bruce and Bitch getting along?
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>>2555561
Modify or make another revolver to be able to shoot bullets /and/ the chem darts
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>>2555561

> Tinkering

Modify the headpiece of our armour? Speakers to amplify and project our laughter? Install a backlight in our optics that can be toggled between blinding and off. Being able to switch between having 'deadlights' pouring out of our eyesockets to empty, black pits would work wonders for our intimation.

Perhaps give ourselves more control over our cards by refining our magnetic manipulation tech?
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>>2555561
>Open Research Screen
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>>2555561
>Fix regents leg
And if that's not an option then
>Play with chemicals
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>>2555561
>Do some Tinkering
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>>2555561
>>2555570
Switching to med research and fixing Regent's leg
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>>2555559
WHAT!! You say we would lie? How villanous!
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>>2555561
>Tinkering

https://pastebin.com/BQNmJ6F2
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Trying to fix Regent's leg wins
d20+3
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>2555591
Time for 20s
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Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2555591
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Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2555591
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Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2555591
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Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2555591
Winder if our blue stuff would work on his leg...better not test something that isn't perfected yet...
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>>2555594
It is time for leg day
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>>2555594
>>2555593
Man who ever said that people are hard to fix? Also we should check [THE PROJECT] we fix her need to check if she is feeling fine or having any side effects.
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>>2555594
many great victories.

writing.
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>>2555603
Manic - 10
Failmaster - 0
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Considering that your friend there is off chasing elephants, now might be the right time to try and fix up his leg. You explain your plan to the other Undersiders before pulling Regent into your lab and getting ready to Tinker. Oh man, you hope this works out.

You get Regent ready for some gnarly surgery and once more fall into that familiar trance. Time to get to work.

It's actually a really bad break, while the skin hasn't broken there is internal bleeding and several breaks along the bone. How this guy wasn't screaming his head off you have no idea. Your power goes about the actual healing in a particularly weird way though. First it cuts open his leg and removes the pieces of broken bone, then prints an alloy replica from your Molecular printer before replacing the leg entirely with the alloy version. By the time you're finished, Regent has an Inconel reinforced bone in his leg.

Guess he's not breaking that again anytime soon.

You head to sleep after moving him out into the main room, it's too damn late for anything else.
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>Regent has an Inconel reinforced bone in his leg.


Holy shit Regent just became partial Wolverine!

Zio do we still have Lung scale? Can we use it to make bio-metal?
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>>2555709
We'll probably need to do Cape Research for that
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>>2555679
I vote to devour essence of Raeg Dragon

By which I mean steal Lung's regen and more powers from the scale
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>>2555716
>>2555718
I'm okay with any of these.
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Friday the seventeenth of April.

You awaken to Tattletale shaking you into consciousness, a panicked expression on her usually smug face. "Boss, we've got a situation, Empire 88 thugs are busting up the industrial district. They've got capes and guns. I think your stunt yesterday might have riled them up. There's ABB poking around too, but they aren't as confident, I don't think they have any cape backup."

[Industrial District: Contested.]

"The others wanted to go scare them off, but I thought we should wake you up first, maybe make some plans for how this should go."

You quickly pull on your combat gear before heading into the main room to see the others already gathered. You have the Undersiders surrounding the table with Piper, while the gang members ares sat around the room. You see a few checking weapons and pulling on armour, while others watch outside through the blinds and coloured windows. As you enter the room, discussion and general chatter ceases.

The tension in the room is so thick you could cut it with a knife, and the younger gangsters look terrified.

Gang members:14
Lieutenants:
Grue:Darkness generator and manipulator, knows Kung Fu.
Tattletale:Sherlock Holmes on crack.
Bitch:Has dogs that she can enlarge and turn into car sized hellbeasts.
Regent:Can cause people's muscles to spasm incredibly hard, Can do "other things" but refuses. Psychopath.
Piper: Unpowered vigilante with an awesome costume. kinda fangirly. Guns.

Tattletale knows that there are fifty men in your territory at least, and they're confident enough that cape support is a given. She doesn't know which capes though, as they are yet to reveal themselves.

Go and Kick some ass. This is your part of town.
If you leave them alone, maybe eventually they'll just get bored and fuck off.
Send them a message, Guns are effective, knives are useful for that too. Lethal combat option.
Write In
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Something something trap
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>>2555818
>Write in: Flood the streets with nonlethal laugh gas, show them that they can't do shit in here without The Manic's premission
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>>2555818
>Lure the E88 and ABB into each other, follow with GAS GAS GAS
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>>2555818
>Go and Kick some ass. This is your part of town.
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>>2555818
This is OUR place.
Backing >>2555831. Twin baits, twin takedowns. The joke's on them.
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>>2555818

> Send them a message, Guns are effective, knives are useful for that too.

> Chapter title: A Macabre Carnival
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>>2555818
>Send them a message, Guns are effective, knives are useful for that too.

Wolfenstien taught me all I need to know on how to deal with Nazi's.
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>>2555831
Gonna support this
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>>2555818
>Use guerrilha tactics. We know this place like anyone else so we have the home advantage. Have Tatty make a plan with the Empires troop movement we will lure most of the capes and have our own supporting some gangsters. Use the bikers buddies to do hit and run tactics. Also give Piper one of the energy rifles we have.
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>>2555831
I'm going to support this instead
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>>2555836
If we pull the empire toward ABB, we can have a threeway fight more breaking for us.

I would suggest have the non-gang member have people run away or evacuate but we don't have a place for all the civies.
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>Regent:Can cause people's muscles to spasm incredibly hard, Can do "other things" but refuses. Psychopath.
>Psychopath

Eh...no wonder he's our favorite.
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>>2555818
>>2555818
If you leave them alone, maybe eventually they'll just get bored and fuck off.
Send them a message, Guns are effective
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>>2555860
I thought he was a sociopath, not a psychopath?
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Lure ABB and E88 into each other.
roll d20+1
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>>2555858

That's fine. We'll let the knuckleheads beat the shit out of each other, meanwhile our guys will set up an ambush around them.

I won't be satisfied unless we do something both whimsical and disturbing to the surviving invaders.
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>>2555862
wait sorry, I always get those mixed up.
yeah he's a sociopath.
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>>2555831
I'll change to support this as long as we're going for the lethal stuff.

After all it's all about sending a message.
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Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2555863
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Rolled 14 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2555863
Nat 1
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Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2555863
>inb4 1
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>>2555869
Uh 15 isn't bad.
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>>2555869
15 sounds good for a quick "HAHA FUCK YOU NAZIS" and motorcycling off at a controlled speed
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>>2555876
>controled speed
NO! WE SHALL GO INTO LUDICROUS SPEED!!
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>>2555887
Gotta go fast
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Uh i just realized this could just be a plot to have us engage the empire so the heroes or Coil could come and take us down in the middle of the chaos... well not like we didn't expected this kind of reaction after our little speech.
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You find yourself and the Undersiders riding Bitch's dogs over rooftops soon after your discussion. Your plan being to pull the two opposing gangs into each other and start them fighting. Then your gang will swoop in and finish them off. Easy as pie.

And having insulted the Empire mob's parentage, complexion and life choices you soon find yourself being chased down an alley towards the slightly smaller mob of Asian gangsters. So far so good. Although you still haven't seen any capes, which is slightly unsettling. The Nazi head has pulled out a phone, and is rapidly barking words in German, you think. You never finished your language elective in school.
And it was French anyway.

After a minute or so of running you find yourself turning a corner and vanishing up onto the rooftops just as the mob chasing you turns the corner. They spread out and search through the empty square. You've led them into a small courtyard in between two factories. There's a few tables and some old shut down buildings that might once have contained cafes or fast food places.

You can hear the ABB searching nearby as well, and evidently so do the skinheads. The two groups freeze as they come face to face with each other before the respective leaders get closer and start conversing in hushed tones.

Shit, looks like they're not fighting.
You'll have to get them started, or take them out from here.
Fire a round from your revolver. That ought to spook them.
Shoot one of the ganger leaders. Treachery's a bitch.
Keep hidden for now, this could get bad pretty quick, and you still haven't located any of their capes.
Write In
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>>2555986
>Fire a round from your revolver. That ought to spook them.
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>>2555986
>Shoot one of the ganger leaders. Treachery's a bitch.

I say we shoot one of then so they start attacking each other. i even propose we shoot the asian leader. Let the mooks fight each other and back away this is the first group let's make then fight and face the capes on our own rules.
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>>2555986
>Shoot one of the ganger leaders. Treachery's a bitch.
We don't really have a problem killing people who are in charge, lets just make sure to do it from within the crowd, to make them think the other side did it, than sneak away so they won't know it was us
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>>2555986

Well. That plan is a bust. Ultraviolence now?

> Have Grue throw a blackout on the huddle of gangsters.
> Incapacitate the lot of them solo
> Mutilate them in various creative ways
> Use the stolen radios to make sure the rest hear what is happening
> Leave their twitching bodies uncomfortably close to patrolling E88 and ABB groups
> Remember to stay out of sight and giggle manically at every opportunity
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Shoot one of the ganger leaders. Treachery's a bitch.
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>>2556015
nah just shoot one of the leaders (i suggest we shoot the german guy and let then ham on each other.)

This is either the frontline mob or we have being fed the wrong intel.
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Shoot a ganger.
This is actually a karma roll. since it's just luck.

D20+1
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Rolled 14 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2556026
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Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2556026
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>>2555986
>In a poor Chinese accent "fuck you Nazi fuck" and shoot the nazi leader
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>>2556032

> Not 'Fuck you Nazi, fuck you long time!'
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Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2556026
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>>2556036
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>2556036
Manic sounds like the blackest man in existence.
>immediately tries to do asian voice.
it works somehow.

Writing
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>>2556036
20 with mods yeah!
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>>2556036
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2556048
A ching chong wung for you too!
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>>2556048
fhack da nazis, go homu waito boi!
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>>2556048
Just when nazi racism is good nobody notice if it was a actual asian that said anything.
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>>2556048
The wonderful thing about Nazi's? They'll believe any voice is asian if you yell about fried rice and no refunds loud enough.
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>>2556126
>Hurry up and buy!
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Oh man this is bad, these two disparate groups are bonding over their shared xenophobia. That's the worst thing to bond over. You cannot allow this blatant display of friendship to continue.

"Fack You Gaijin." There, that ought to work.
You punctuate your terrible and slightly racist impression with two gunshots to the skinhead leader's chest. watching him fall backwards and scream as his chest is punctured. The other Nazis shout in anger and rush forwards at the other gang.

The negotiations were short it seems.

You and the Undersiders watch from the rooftops as the two groups go at each other, the ABB aren't doing very well. But the sudden appearance of Empire leadership clears the situation up after a few seconds. Krieg and Alabaster both come running into the courtyard at full speed, Oni Lee just behind them as they swear and shout orders at the top of their lungs. They're trying to reassert order. And the promise of violence from Oni Lee quietens down the Asians.

You catch something about a truce from Krieg's bellowing. That's not good.

The gangs below are in disarray, and a few of them are out of the fight entirely.

Enemy Combatants.
Krieg: Telekinetic.Dresses like an SS officer, wears a gas mask.
Alabaster: Body resets every few seconds.
Oni Lee: Teleports and leaves behind clones that die a few seconds later. Wears a bomb vest and carries grenades.

Friendly combatants.
Grue:Darkness generator and manipulator, knows Kung Fu.
Tattletale:Sherlock Holmes on crack.
Bitch:Has dogs that she can enlarge and turn into car sized hellbeasts.
Regent:Can cause people's muscles to spasm incredibly hard, Can do "other things" but refuses. Psychopath.

Your gang is waiting for your signal.

Barnaby/Manic
Status:Not OK
[Need] 3/20
[Gene Fragmentation]5/60
Karma:1
Money: 5,500 Dollars
Current power Understanding: Superhuman Gymnast and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.
You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster's boots and Madman's Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.

Give the attack signal, you'll take Lee.
Give the attack signal, Lee dies tonight.
Give the attack signal, Krieg is yours
Give the attack signal, Krieg can't deflect bullets he doesn't see coming.
Give the attack signal, You can hold up Alabaster
Hurl some Laughing gas
Write In
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>>2556197
>Give the attack signal, Lee dies tonight.
Not gonna win but imma try
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>>2556197
>Give the attack signal, you'll take Lee.
This fucker is a bitch to fight against.
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>>2556197
Lethal SmileX for the goons, a bullet for Oni Lee and if we can manage it, sneak up to krieg during the pademonium of everyone dying and shank him like a prison bitch.

Alabastard will be too busy dying and reviving to be an issue. On and keep our boys on the rooftops, they can't handle a hit of the hard stuff just yet.
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>>2556197
>Hurl some Laughing gas
Simple option since everybody seems to be fighting and they're bound to get damaged
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>>2556197
Backing >>2556225, but the best way is to tear off Krieg's gas mask and lethal SmileX him in his face. The last thing he'll see and hear will be our smiling joyful face and "Auf Widhersen, Nazi scum!"
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>>2556225
Was writing something up but its basically this.

>Hurl some lethal Smilex and have your underlings open fire
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>>2556225
>>2556197
Supporting
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>>2556232
The last thing he'll hear in between everybody else having the first and last party of their lives, I mean.
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>>2556197
>Write in. Shoot Krieg to knock out or damage his mask and have someone else shoot Lee bombs attached to him to make him explode and damage his own crew while the rest of us throw our laugthing gas at then.
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>>2556197
>Hurl some Laughing gas
>Have Reagent do his thing against Kreig, we sneak up and take him out in the confusion
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>>2556245
"Reagent" is a chemical ingredient.
"Regent" is a person in unofficial charge or position, keeping the place for someone else. That's the proper spelling and meaning.
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>>2556225
Are we sure about using lethal Smile-X? I mena i would rather shiot Krieg first so the fucker can't just push our grenades back to us. Kinda figured that's why he's the guy with a gas mask.
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>SmileX everyone try to shoot Lee.

D20+1

DC: 16 18 20
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Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2556254
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Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2556197
>>2556254
SOMEONE (PREFERABLY KRIEG) BETTER LAUGH LIKE THIS WHEN WE SMILEX THEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj23pMdQBZ8

Rollan
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Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2556254
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Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>2556254
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>>2556227
>>2556219
>>2556217
We should take out Krieg he's the one that is most likely to use our grenades against us.
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>>2556259
>>2556261
WHOA
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>>2556259
>>2556261
Wow, dice gods want Oni Lee gone.
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>>2556261
>>2556259
Wow.
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>>2549678
>I had a family member get in trouble for tagging a govt building 117 times in a day.
Ahahahaha
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>>2556258
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>>2556259
No fucking way...
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>>2556259
>>2556261
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BOTH TWO SECONDS APART!
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>>2556259
>yesss
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>>2556259
Looks like a lot of folks are gonna get a smile tonight. It's nice that we're bringing back laughter to these dreary streets.
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>>2556263
>>2556261
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>>2556275
Yeah I fucked up and cost us the double nat 20, but oh well. I won't roll next time

>>2556268
>inb4 Zion decides some hype is necessary and counts the double nat 20
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RIP
It's really hard to make things challenging for you guys when you have The Joker's actual plot armour helping you.

What's next? you'll oneshot Leviathan with a card?

writing
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DEATH AND FATE HAVE TAKEN THE STAGE
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>>2556289
yanno theres probably a alternate universe where all our 20s were 1s... that quest probably didnt last long.
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Also we seem to be this cunning tactician when it really is just sheer dumb luck.
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>>2556289
You could make combats longer for more chances to fuck up. But that wouldn't be fun now, would it?
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>>2556289
Of course not, it's not funny. Now riding him like a bucking bull in a rodeo whie piloting a mech suit? That's funny.
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Ironic that this is better than what happened to canon Oni Lee.
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>>2556289
>What's next? you'll oneshot Leviathan with a card?
We'll go one better. We'll oneshot Eidolon instead and tear canon wide open.
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Man after word gets out of this bullshit we just pulled Slaugtherhouse gonna want to recruit us. Also we are using the deadly mix right?
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>>2556289
I just realized if I hadn't posted, this would have been the second double 20 success we've had this quest. In the SAME THREAD too. Now I feel even worse.

>>2556310
Laughing gas = nonlethal
SmileX = lethal
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>>2556313
There there anon it's fine. Man i hope our crew doesn't get to scared of us. I mean we could have used the lethal dose before but we have being holding up.

I just hope we don't end up with collateral damage with the civies.
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>>2556305
Bet version of injustice
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>>2556334
We rolled 2 20s, surely QM isn't that merciless, right?
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>>2556340
I made the mistake of rolling >>2556258 as second roll and shut out the second nat 20 by accident. I have no clue if he's gonna be merciful and count the two, or just the one.
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>>2556334
Shouldn't be any civvies, just Nazi's and the ABB.

Speaking of I forget is Lung loose atm ir did he get locked up after we hit him with a case of the giggles?
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>>2556345
Fuck now he's going to notice, thanks a lot
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>>2556340
The fact that we got a nat 20 makes me thing we won't get collateral damage. But then again this is a gas weapon. Maybe put warning sings so people don't get out for a while so the gas can decipate.

Also Since Alabaster gonna be the only one to survive should we capture him and force him to give us intel? Or do we just let him go? Kinda want to get him and put him inside a roim filled with gas. Everythime he gets back the gas is still pumping and he keeps laugthing and laugthing. But that is to much work.
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>>2556345
No he will most likely just count one of the 20's.

>>2556350
We kinda kicked his ass with Taylor and the undersides but i don't think we got him arrested. Unless Taylor spoked with the police and the police called the PRT.

Well can't wait for reactions about our gas true lethality flow the internet and the news. Our threat level will surrely rise up after that. It will also give GG nightmares because we could have used a lethal dose on her.
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>>2556357
He'd be a damn good test subject for our medical research, but like every shiny pokemon he's a bitch to catch.
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You hurl a SmileX canister on a high trajectory, it travels almost straight up while you take aim at Oni Lee with your pistol. The hammer cocks as the canister begins to fall, trailing smoke.

Oni Lee takes the bullet in his chest, He teleports away but he is also already wounded. Two teleports later and he falls to the floor shivering before dissolving into ash.

Krieg fares slightly better, as he pushes the gas away from him in a circle, but he is swiftly mobbed by convulsing and laughing gangsters desperate to escape the gas. The sheer effort of holding the circle keeps him rooted in place, and he is forced to simply watch as his men die around him. After a few seconds he collapses to his knees and pushes with all his might, sending the grenade clattering away from him along with almost all of your gas.

Alabaster fares less well, every four or five seconds he regenerates and jumps to his feet before being incapacitated again. After two regenerations he does get free of the cloud and looks up to see you on the roof. Face locked in an expression of pure terror and confusion.

The goons are already dead, hideous grins and smiles adorning all of their faces.

Krieg and Alabaster still live. The gas has dissipated to negligible levels.

Go down and say hello to Alabaster.
Have the Undersiders deal with Alabaster, you'll deal with Krieg.
Finish off Krieg before he can get up. He's the real danger here.
Write In
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>>2556416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRM9lI7n-44
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>>2556377
Dunno if it will be wort it.

Also i just realized with Lee and Lung out of comission what will happen with Bakuda?
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>>2556416
>Finish off Krieg before he can get up. He's the real danger here.
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>>2556416
>Finish off Krieg before he can get up. He's the real danger here.
Tear his gas mask off, and give him a big warm happy welcome and goodbye
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>>2556416
>Go down and say hello to Alabaster.
Time to have a nice gentlemanly talk
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>>2556416
>Finish off Krieg before he can get up. He's the real danger here.
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>>2556416
>Finish off Krieg before he can get up. He's the real danger here.
I dunno what this fucker does but he survived our gas, it's good enough reason to kill him
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>>2556416
>Finish off Krieg before he can get up. He's the real danger here.
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>>2556439
>I dunno what this fucker does
Bog-standard telekinesis. He's collapsed right now, on his knees, so we can walk right up and let him in on our joke. :^)
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>>2556439
Telekinesis. Basicaly he moves shit with mind powers
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>>2556416
>Finish off Krieg before he can get up. He's the real danger here.

"How many men does it take to deliver a message?"

"One."
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Seems we have an edgy crowd today.
>Have the Undersiders deal with Alabaster, you'll deal with Krieg
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>>2556459
Supporting this.
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>>2556416
>Finish off Krieg before he can get up. He's the real danger here.

Yeah no monologue.
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Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

Alright, finish off krieg wins.

Ignore this D20
DC:16
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>2556477
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2556477
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>>2556463
They're Nazi's. Doing this is about as edgy as playing a round of duck hunt.
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>>2556416
I like this >>2556459 supporting.

Should we do wildwest style after we are done and hang up these guys? Or do we just leave then around like they just had a good party?
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>2556477
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>>2556479
no dude, that was me rolling
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>>2556482
22, greato
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>>2556482
Well, buhbye Krieg
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>>2556483
The VR game or the original? Cause the former's pretty edgy
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>>2556487
So Krieg dead. I can see that this joke is a killer. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2556487
So is Tatty happy for joinning with us now?
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>>2556492
Original.
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>>2556487
Whelp, another one bites the dust.
Speaking of biting, do you reckon we could put together a variant of SmileX that isn't fatal, but leaves the victim's face permanently paralysed in a smile. Asking for a friend
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>>2556510
That sounds like just paralyzing somebody with a smile, which is basically regular laugh gas
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>>2556510

No because a person gets in the permenant smile due to rigor mortis
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So wait a second. Can Rebecca's power kill Alabaster? Since what she basicaly does is desintegration?
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>>2556547
Her thing doesn’t effect people.
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>>2556547
There's some rule in Worms where most powers can't effect living things. It's to balance things that would be overpowered if that weren't the case
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>>2556580
Manton effect.
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>>2556580
>>2556553
M'kay still can use her to to robbery and some fast demolition/building in our base.
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You guys know coils probably in our base, killing whoevers there and stealing our research right?
Should have upgraded them defenses.
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>>2556619
Last time he tried that the gas leaked(because he couldn't handle it) and killed everyone.

This was a attemp to find out what our battle power was (in gang members) and reduce our gang as well as the empire numbers. So either we faced the Empire and would lose some goons or be completely wiped out or we would weaken the empire and make things easier to the heroes.
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You and the Undersiders jump down onto the street as your Maniacs open windows and point their guns through. scanning the courtyard for threats.

Bitch's dogs grab onto Alabaster and hold him down as you walk towards Krieg gun drawn and ready. He's likely expecting some crazed rant or deep monologue. Some explanation for your escalation.

"I'm not sorry."
That's all he gets. A gunshot rings out across the darkened courtyard, and the quiet of the abandoned city breaks one last time for the night. It's easier than you'd think, actually watching someone die. You've killed before, but you've never stopped and took it in because there was always something to do afterwards. Now you're stood in front of a man with a cracked gas mask, and you're kind of surprised by how easy it was to pull that trigger.

It was probably the anger that made it easier, the hate directed at the cancer that's been eating at your city, that almost ate you.
Still, best not to indulge in this too often.

Your rumination is interrupted by your teammates retreating to around you, as Tattletale gets your attention.
"Boss, we need to go. PRT's on the way, dunno how they found out but they're already coming."

After doing something like that, it's easy enough to forget the time. You can see the sun starting to rise over the bay.

Okay, let's head back. Bring Alabaster.
Sure, let Alabaster go though.
Do you have something to go do?
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>>2556619
I have my doubts.
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I do wonder how low our Karma is going to get after we are done here. We lefed just what? Two people alive from this encounter?
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>>2556691
>Okay, let's head back. Bring Alabaster
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>>2556691
>Okay, let's head back. Bring Alabaster.
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Let’s practice some medicine
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>>2556691
Let him go. Too much trouble to keep him contained and the rest of the Nazi's would come after us to get him back.
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>>2556691
>Okay, let's head back. Bring Alabaster.
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>>2556691
>Okay, let's head back. Bring Alabaster.
than lets study this guy and figure out how he does his revival BS, we might be able to make some regen stuff out of him or at least put him out of commission permanently in a cell
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>>2556714
>>2556711
Don't bring the enemy to our hideout!
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Why not just give him some cement shoes? It’d also suck for him to constantly drown.
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>>2556728
We have inconel or whatever that is so we can probably 3-D print a cell while we hold him in the same room with incredibly concentrated laugh gas
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>>2556691
>Sure, let Alabaster go though.

Someone need to tell the kaiser to not fuck with our stuff.
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>>2556691
>Okay, let's head back. Bring Alabaster.
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>>2556740
What's the point of doing that though? Seems like a waste of resources.
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>>2556691
>Okay, let's head back. Bring Alabaster.
we can always use a guinea pig for our research
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>>2556740
Don't do this just let the guy go we already killed one of the nazi because he invaded let's not do the stupid move and have a enemy that could escape by breaking his arms and getting better right after it. Also he would be just more to feed and having him get back and telling the Kaiser about our deadly Smile gas is a much better intimidation card.
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>>2556758
First off, why would we feed him? Second of all, I'm pretty sure finding a pile of bodies with a smile on their face is frightening enough.
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>>2556757
Why? We don't need him and keeping him will just make the Kaiser send a bigger group and more supers after us. Kaiser us a coward he won't attack us once he finds out what we our gas can do.
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I have serious reservations about this. It seems stupid evil to bring him into our base. Beyond experimentation I dont see any permenant benefit.
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Or we could not experiment on people? That's basically right into edge territory
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>>2556790
I agree beside what he does isn't regenaration the one that does that is Lung and we already have a piece of his scale. Kidnapping Alabaster seems to be much more dangerous then killing Krieg.
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>>2556691
>Sure, let Alabaster go though.
nvm, let him go too risky right now to take him to where our secret base is
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Going to change my vote to let him go, this is starting to seem stupid in hindsight
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>>2556811
It seems we are the low audience today anon.
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>>2556691
>Let me rig alabaster with some pranks first.
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>>2556691
>Sure, let Alabaster go though.
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>>2556827
+1
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>>2556827
Oh yeah, we can do this then let him go. Supporting.
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>>2556827
Supporting
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>Sure, let Alabaster go though.
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>>2556691
>Sure, let Alabaster go though.
Having one of his men come back and report what will did is sure to make Kaiser rush his plans. And rushed people make more mistakes,plus who doesn't love a bit of slapstick.?
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>>2556827
>>2556822
>>2556691
supporting pranking him before we let him go, its too great an opportunity!
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>>2556827
supporting this instead, but how would we go about this?
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I'm a bit dissapointed since we tried to stay non lethal and today's session for whatever reason it seems those people aren't here. We've switched straight into edgy anti-hero.
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On another highsigth letting Alabaster go also makes sure that the kaiser know that he was played by Coil.
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We can reserach how to kill him and send him to kaizer.
Imagine that, getting your immortal cape back but dead.

That'll be a huge blow to the 88s morale
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>>2556827
Literal silly pranks. Not even non lethal gas.

Arrange bodies into a smile. Kreig as the nose.
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>>2556691
>Sure, let Alabaster go though.
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>>2556858
No, we've always been killing gang members since they've tried to kill us. We saw a ton of gang members patrolling the streets intent on killing us on sight and I thought this is good enough for self defense
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>>2556858
They invaded our territory this can't be forgiven. Also showing lethality proves we are ready to do what it takes. And also i think doing like this was the better option to avoid more deaths on our side. We even brougth then towards a secluded area so we wouldn't hurt civies.
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>>2556858
We're hardline on gangsters attacking. Especially empire nazis.
Non lethal otherwise.

The gangsters came with intent to be lethal.
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Alright. I think this is going to be the actual end of the chapter/Thread. Overall I reckon it's a much better place to stop it.
I'll probably start a new one tomorrow if any have fallen off the board.

You set Alabaster free after rigging him with a bomb or two, there are too many risks associated with bringing him back to your hideout, and not enough pros. In the end you gather your people and head back as he runs off into the night. to bring word to his master. The supervillains of this city have stood in contempt of the people for too long, and now after thinking themselves supreme. They Paid dearly for it.

It helps that the next time Alabaster opens his mouth he will begin to breathe Confetti, that ought to catch Kaiser and his cronies off guard.

And so as the city slowly begins to wake, you head back to your hideout. a few more hours of sleep will be necessary before you can deal with the rest of today.

Issue 5.5: A Shot in the Dark.

Interlude Select:
A Knight's Honour.
Not Funny
Coil's Vacation
The Second Son
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>>2556862
Would also break the balance of power and make us the main target of the Empire.
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>>2556875
>The Second Son
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>>2556868
I wonder if alabaster watch a slaughter + all the bodies in twisted smiles + krieg headshot without mercy or laughter + loaded with "lethal" pranks on his person = second triggering.
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>>2556875
>The Second Son
Who?
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>>2556875
>Not Funny
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>>2556875
>Not Funny

Did someone didn't get the joke?
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>>2556875
>The Second Son
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>>2555876
>>2556875
>The Second Son
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>>2556875
Not funny
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>Not Funny
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>>2556875
>Not Funny
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>>2556875
>A Knight's Honour.
I wanna see Armsy's reaction to the lethal gas
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>>2556875
>The Second Son
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>>2556875
>Not Funny
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>>2556875
>not funny

Intreguing. Wonder how long until the net learns of this slaughter
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>>2556875
>Not Funny
I guess this is about gassing those nazis huh?
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Oh second son may refer to our brother? Still i want to see who didn't get our pratical joke.
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>>2556875
>>Not Funny


Lee died right?
he didn't just teleport away?
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>>2556875
>Not funny
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>>2556875
Kek, coil can't deal with our shit.
Switching to knights honor from not funny.

Interested to see how prt sees this escalation. It's their fault for not doing anything originally after all.
Plus we have been very non lethal and funny generally. This slaughter was brutal. Even if we funneled everyone to prevent innocent harm.
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A Knight's Honour is probably just gallant getting butt hurt that we kicked his girlfriend's ass
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>>2556928
Opposing gangs came with the intent to kill us and our allies originally right?
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>>2556944
I would still like to see that.
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Not Funny selected.
writing
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>>2556946
Im just wondering if the disintegration thing was how he looked when he teleported or if it was him dying.
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>>2556959
His clones die shortly after he teleports so that probably applies to him as well
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>>2556959
Second trigger ability modification?
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Gas the gangs
Cape war now
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Maximillian Anders, also known as Kaiser. A gentleman and scholar, the CEO of one of the largest business conglomerates in all of the United States. And it was all falling apart. Fate had clearly seen fit to abandon him for this fool. Maximillian was not entirely a believer in fate however, unlike Coil who his informants tell him had simply left. And it was for this reason that he persevered, random chance was always going to be a factor in any battle. All Max had to do was minimise it to the point that even if Manic truly was a destiny manipulator, he was so utterly trapped and outclassed that nothing could save him.

The men were afraid of the madman now, terrified of his laughing gas after what happened. Understandable, but he could source Tinkertech to annul it from his benefactors in Europe. What really irritated him was the loss of Krieg, the man was a hard counter to Manic's gas grenades although that was part of the reason he'd been chosen to go.

There was little for Kaiser to do but wait. Maximillian on the other hand had a plan.
He was sure that playing the concerned citizen would help if nothing else. After all, Manic is clearly a dangerous lunatic albeit one with a knack for PR. If he could turn the tables there then maybe he could push the PRT towards signing a kill order.

Maximillian sat back and finished his drink, feeling quietly content with himself.
Perhaps it is time for Manic to be the butt of the Joke.
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>>2557063
Haha that's where you're wrong you Nazi bastard
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>>2557063

A kill order.

A kill order for the guy who not only called them out, but showed just how outclassed they actually are with dealing with him.

From the PR slaves that is the PRT...

Man, I was wrong, Kaiser really can tell a joke.
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>>2557063
Kaisers gonna try and Killing Joke us?

thats not a good idea
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>>2557063
would it be possible to get a rough rundown of what the other 3 were?
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>>2557063
>Maximillian was not entirely a believer in fate however, unlike Coil who his informants tell him had simply left.
Coil literally just said "fuck this, I'm out"? Really? Fucking Coil? I would have expected him to be OBSESSED with taking us down, but it seems like us surviving in every single timeline he tests (or costing Coil a ridiculous amount of resources to put us down) just made Coil abandon Brockton Bay and go full snake-patterned Hawaiian-shirt tourist someplace in the world? I'm fine with that.
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>>2557108
Knight's Honour is either Armsmaster or Gallant.
Coil's Vacation is Coil.
The Second Son is our brother.
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>>2557127
Fuck I would've wanted to see that
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>>2557127
All of them sound more interesting than what we had, why do we keep choosing Kaiser's interludes, they are just Kaiser villainously pondering in his lair.
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>>2557155
Kaiser's the resident Bond villain with Gilgamesh sword-summoning powers. Though to be fair, I would have expected Not Funny to be Armsmaster or Panacea instead. We just keep pulling Kaiser's interludes all the time. Guess he's the first schmuck for us to screw with.

I still want us to try making a special compound that darkens skin color temporarily, and use it on a large number of the E88. Or look through the cooked books and release that info to the Internet.
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>>2557063
>Coil just bailled

Then we really are the joker. Nobody mess with us. Jack and the other people of Slaugtherhouse must be loving watching all this shit.
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Im not sure if we can really discount coil
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>>2557127
I too want more angry prt in our lives.

Let's try recruiting skitter. A hint in a public message to her should get her to meet us in a predetermined location. Wet expand to heros who prove themselves.
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>>2557170
Allfather was the one with the weapon-summoning powers, Kaiser makes spikes shoot out of the floor. Although I guess there's not much difference.
I agree with that skin-darkening plan, though, it'd be pretty funny giving E88 members an identity crisis.
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>>2557063
What happens if we give tattletale the cooked bank information?
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>>2557386
She'll steal the money.
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>>2557420
What about discerning sources.

Stealing could be funny

Create shell charity for advancement of minorities
Put stolen money to it
Use money to set up awareness posters and ads
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I wonder if The Butcher will ever try and get Manic to kill them.
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>>2557516
i wonder how we would fair if we did kill the butcher. we are not exactly stable to begin with.
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>>2557542
I mean, Manic already has almost 200 different voices in his head already. What's a few dozen more?
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>>2557436
>What about discerning sources.
As long as a more powerful thinker, like the Number Man or Accord, isn't involved in the shuffle, Tattletale should be able to sniff out every last penny.
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I feel like in the midst of all this, we need to have more QoL additions to our base. Looking back thru old threads, I see we can make a bigger kitchen and freezer, on top of extra defenses/security. Also more beds and better living arrangements, preferably an escape route hidden in each room.
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>>2557594
Oh SHIT
I got it. A secret exit that only we can use, hidden in the bottom of a tank of chemicals we're immune to. We just dive in and leave through it, and none the wiser.

Also we could research Krieg and actually improve that part of our Trickster's Garb stealth outfit (which we should use much more often). Researching the Lung scale and Arm-master arms is stuff we still gotta do.

One other idea I have is making a visual sense-related gas based off of researching Grue's power?
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>>2557612
That's a pretty amazing idea, it could lead into a vault that would hold cool shit or people we never want to get out of there, it'll be great
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>>2557617
Problem being is getting that cool shit and captive audience to the vault without exposing them to the chemicals too. That's why I'm saying a hidey-hole/escape route, that only we can use due to chemical immunity, is a good thing to have.
We can still have the vault thing, just make it cleverly hidden, like a subtle joke.
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>>2557625
So only somebody with a sense of humor can find it, OF COURSE! though cool shit probably won't be effected too much, we'll just need to wash it
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>>2557063
Maybe coil realized the shit show max is about to start and GTFOd temporarily
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Don't forget these ideas:
>Chemical substance that weakens molecular integrity of whatever it comes into contact with, enabling us to more easily break it or disrupt it
>Chemical substance deriving from containment foam, but causes objects to become elastic and bounce or repulse force
>Special metal wire?
>lapel flower sprayer
as well as the BANG! dart gun and the fake/real rocket launcher
also mobile clinic party van with cheap meds
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>>2557717
>Chemical substance that weakens molecular integrity of whatever it comes into contact with, enabling us to more easily break it or disrupt it

Doesn't our cane do that already? Instead of cutting like our card our cane softens the surface of anything it touches
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Also also. Here is the list for gadgets ideas. https://pastebin.com/BQNmJ6F2
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>>2557795
nice
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>>2557792
Oh yeah. We need to use that more often. In fact, we need to use the fucking Happy Zappers more often. We're the fucking Wormverse!Joker, we NEED to use our gimmick items to fierce effect more.

>Pull nearby metal with the cane, into Happy Zapper chain lightning at foes.
>Soften materials to make for easily breakable ghetto escape routes in the field.
>Conduct electricity through Inconel wires.
>Flower spritz plus Trickster's Garb molecular field to have the liquid float around us in cool patterns. Same with Laughing Gas or SmileX.
Come on people, help me out here.
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>>2557807
This guy's saying some cool shit, too bad he will probably be overshadowed by tricking out our bike
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>>2557717
solid form SmileX, so our newest friend can become a dispersal agent
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>>2557814
Better to keep the bike as it is, and let Grue drive it. He can make a literal dank smoke trail to boot.

>>2557858
>solid form SmileX
What could we even do with that? Something like dry ice would be too collateral to have anyone else around it.
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>>2557868
we got our stunning complexion from a SmileX soup, maybe solid SmileX could be like bouillon. jk i meant like a solid cube made of the stuff
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>>2557868
>Give Grue the bike
>We make harmless chemical flames
>He Ghost Rider nao
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Let’s make some warpstone
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>>2558052
Yes. YES.
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>>2557940
So we can craft further on the fly?
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>>2558054
Tzeentch pls go and stay go.
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>>2558079
Who doesn’t like some change
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One of the best moments of the thread, as we walk in the bank:

>Barnaby/Manic
>Status:D A M A G E D
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Leviathan when?
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>>2559261
That's a good question and the answer is, who knows? Coil bailed out, which might mean that the Travelers won't be coming to Brockton Bay, and that might mean that the Leviathan fight won't happen and inadvertedly we saved Brockton Bay from ruin. But maybe Leviathan will attack somewhere else and we'll end up fighting it anyways, or maybe another Endbringer will attack instead. Isn't it exciting?
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>2559303
...We should capture the Simurgh.

Rolling to acquire Eldritch Waifu
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>>2559694
What would you put under the cardboard box to attract it?
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>>2559694
>Wanting Simurgh
>Not wanting to protect Echidna smile
>Not wanting to give her and her friends a way to reverse or complete their mutatiins using our molecular tinkering
>not wanting the travelers to join us once we turn then back to normal

get on my level fag.
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>>2559710
>An NTR advocate

You /do/ know Noelle has a boyfriend don't you?
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>>2559700
A Led Zepplin Album
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>>2559710
Aren't all of the Travellers doomed though? You know, since they were exposed to Simurgh's fate orchestration bullshit? As far as I am aware there are no canonical ways to counteract or neutralize Simurgh's power.
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>>2559722
We shall sever the molecular threads of her power! Then capture her heart!
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>>2559728
Wait. Who are you referring to? Simurgh or Echidna?
If you are talking about Echidna: Assuming we can remove her malfunctioning parahuman abilities she'd still be locked into a fate which ends in her tragic death, most likely involving a large amount of collateral damage. Even if we killed Simurgh, I am not confident that Noelle would escape the tragic fate Simurgh had designed for her.
If you are talking about Simurgh: It's a murderous construct designed by Eidolon's subconscious for the sole purpose of being his 'worthy opponent'. I don't understand why people want to stick their dicks in it.
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>>2559716
Oh yeah. i forgot about that...oh well scratch that plan then.
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>>2559700

The book of kabbalah.
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Our final joke will be killing eidolon, by killing earth greatest champion we will save her
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>>2559777
Because Simurgh a cute
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>>2559811
I though the final joke would be courting a Endbringer and then making it fall in love to us.
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>>2559832
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>>2555862
>>2555866
I'm a little late to respond to this, but those two terms are useless and no longer in use by actual psychologists.




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