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It is Wednesday morning in Brockton Bay, and like always you wake up incredibly early. Ready to take whatever today has to throw at you.
You check the news while you're waiting for the others to get up and not much seems to be happening, the other gangs are quiet and the Protectorate are still covering their ass after your humiliating defeat of the Wards. Armsmaster's comment about transcending his weak flesh body also appears to have gotten him into some trouble.
Your laughter almost wakes the others.

Barnaby/Manic/???
Status:Not OK
[Need] 15/20
[???]10/60
Karma:7
Money: 142 Dollars
Current power Understanding: Superhuman Gymnast and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.
You have ten Alloy Cards, the Trickster's boots and Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.

Happy Zappers:Gloves that Electrocute Enemies: non lethal.
Madman's garb: heavy torso armour, full face helmet. strength enhancement, allows the use of Happy Zappers.
Trickster's garb, partial face mask. Lightly reinforced. dark colours for stealth. Molecular resistance field, basically mini krieg.

[Trickster's Cane]
This is a metal cane with an outer shell made of the same metal as your cards but smooth instead of sharp(obviously) it doesn't cut through things in the same way. Instead it softens whatever it hits and deforms it.
The cane also contains a directional electromagnet that allows you to recall your cards after they've been thrown, or technically anything magnetic enough for the beam to affect.

[Cards]
Playing card sized pieces of an anomalous alloy you can create, cuts via destroying the bonds between molecules.

Gang Members:0
Capes:4
Grue:Darkness generator and manipulator, knows Kung Fu.
Tattletale:Sherlock Holmes on crack.
Bitch:Has dogs that she can enlarge and turn into car sized hellbeasts.
Regent:Can cause people's muscles to spasm incredibly hard, Can do "other things" but refuses. Psychopath.

Do some Tinkering
Time to play with Chemicals
Explore the City
Go Do some Heroism
Go Do some Villainy
Open Research Screen
New Outfit
Track down the people marking territory for you.
>write in.

>Time to play with Chemicals
Cheap Meds

Track down the people marking territory for you.

>>2545336
>Open Research Screen
we have to finally do the genetic research ffs.

>>2545334
Forgot to put in we literally critfail /going outside for takeout/ it's one of the best parts

>>2545336
Tinker

I have a need, a need for HAHAHA

>>2545336
>Open Research Screen

>>2545336
>>Open Research Screen
We need upgrades for our new crew and to make money

toy weapon ideas so far.

>Laughing Gas! Fear Gas! All kinds of Gasses to effect people in weird ways!
>Lupin III gadgets to evade capture/restrictions.
>Pocket dust.
>Various liquids.
>Water guns for our liquids.
>Toy bombs.
>Toy BANG! pistol, looks exactly like our real one we have so we can switch between them.
>Toy boxing glove that is also a power fist.
>Joy Buzzer that can switch between harmless and high voltage.
>Singular/Bouquet of squirt flowers that squirt our liquids.

>Not having a 'surprise slingshot' which shoots pellets full of surprises(like ground glass and failed toxic tinker substances) and custom grenades.
>Not having a missile launcher which goes shoots out a flag that says 'bang' which is a cover for the fact that the missile launcher IS the missile before it shoots off.
>Not having Borderlands 2 explosive tediore guns.
>Not attaching our strange metal creator to a gun and feeding it junk to shoot bullets.
>Not creating a toy cupid crossbow with customizable bolts.

>>2545336
>Time to play with Chemicals
Let's do something medical.

>>2545336
Well character established.
But what's this MAY kill. Need to change that to a WILL.
Anyway
>Time to play with Chemicals

>>2545353
>>2545336

Switching to Gene Research

>inb4 Seed is Strong jokes

>>2545336
>Open Research Screen
I'm a bit concerned of our passenger turning the undersiders into mutants so lets leave gene stuff for later.

>>2545336
>Do some Tinkering
Maybe we should try upgrading our Joy Buzzer, doesn't seem to be of much use considering we've had it for a week and haven't used it once

Hold the fuck up, tattletales shit doesn't work on us.
We actually have a chance with her.

alright, calling it here, lemme count up the votes

>>2545375
That's what I like to think but lets be real, being a not!case53 might probably a huge turn off for most people.

>>2545359
>Confetti IEDs that don't actually hurt people just mark our territory

>>2545385
We're still a mostly human cape we can pass for human

Research wins, roll me d20+3

Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2545393

Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2545393

>>2545393
finally

>>2545393

Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2545393

Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2545393

>>2545393
wait sorry, I assumed it was gene research specifically. everyone cool with that, or should I give you the full list?

>>2545403
you were too late

>>2545404
I'm cool with that, we HAD to do it at some point.

>>2545404
You good senpai

>>2545404
It's cool

>>2545404
full list

>>2545404
Full list please.

>>2545403
Damn too late.

>>2545404
As long as we don't harley Lisa, I'm cool.

>>2545404
it's cool, the only other thing is research some mundane garbage like "Safety" or the arms we keep stealing that traumatize us when we look into them

>>2545404
Gene research. We can't keep putting it off.

>>2545375
>Having sex with tats, we cum. A party popper goes off, she stares us dead in our eyes.

>"What? Not a fan of cumfetti?"

>>2545417
>Ever having sex with tats

>>2545375
Yeah.
But lets NOT.

>>2545421
>Ever having sex

>>2545417
shit like this is why we were a friendless loser with no GF a week and a half ago
hell we only just started making friends and they're mostly criminals

>>2545429
I thought that was because we were bullied and our parents didn't love us or eachother.

>>2545375
Tbqh I'd rather just blueball her.

Because having the guy your power doesn't work on and is totally available be completely uninterested is hilarious

>>2545459
Well I mean mostly that, but also sort of this

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>>2545417

Honest question, atm is Armsy that closest thing we have to a Batman to our Joker?

>>2545474
Yeah basically.

>>2545474
You tell me, he actually is the Batman expy of this setting.

>>2545474
That's how it will start
But he clearly can't handle us, so when he breaks I think it's gonna end up being Taylor later on.

>>2545489
The question is can we break him before canon events do it for us?

>>2545414
We have [the Project] to potentially Harley

I see taylor joining us and our bat rival probably being that new ward the smiley dude.

>>2545474
I guess you could say he's our foil but no one has really captured our heart. There's been no one who we see ourselves in.

https://youtu.be/Ta-4Po7VoWU

I fear we'll never find that person who'll catch us when we jump.

>>2545494
At the pace we're going, Yes we can.

>>2545503
I say we steal a few more arms, weild them together into a statue, than send it to his home address after we find out his secret identity

>>2545509
He doesn't really have a secret identity, he's a full time hero

Daily reminder: our one true weakness is Bruce, if our enemies ever find out about him they’ll kidnap him and have ol Manic by the balls

>>2545498
>I fear we'll never find that person who'll catch us when we jump.
And considering what the description of this setting is I'm afraid we never will and that makes me sad.
>>2545496
We definitely need to see how's she doing. Maybe she can join us as Harley. That brain surgery was probably to make her fall madly in love with us obviously.

>>2545496
The idea of a Harley with disintegration powers is pretty terrifying.

>>2545516
Really? I thought the web novel said it was unknown even though he was a full time hero. I just started reading though so all I really know is that we just need to steal enough arms to make a statue of our face and send it to the ArmMaster

>>2545518
She's 24 and we're 16 man. Disintegration powers or not we'll still be the victim of rape in the eyes of the law

>>2545527
He does have a real face/life but he's in costume almost 24/7

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>>2545401 : 18

One of the ideas that's been bumping around inside your head for a while now is what exactly caused you to mutate, why do you now find yourself with white skin and green hair? So you read up on genetics and gene structures, most of it goes over your head but you have enough of an idea how it works to get your Power in gear, letting go and allowing it to design you some stuff that might give you an answer.

Twenty minutes later, you find yourself with the blueprints to a computer of some kind, with space for a human being to be placed inside an attached vat. The vat also will contain lots of needles and saws. All made of your Inconel Alloy.

Tinker Upgrade: Gene Bay.
to be constructed.

After exiting your research room(A bunch of whiteboards and beanbag chairs) you find your new cape buddies lounging around your main room, watching TV and shooting the shit. They also aren't wearing their costumes anymore, having swapped them out for more comfortable "civvy" clothes.
Grue is a tall and muscular black guy, named Brian now that you're on speaking terms. wearing a skintight top and cargo pants
Regent is actually called Alec, and he's wearing a white shirt with jeans.
Bitch is Rachel, and all she did is take off her mask. You think she's wearing the same stuff she slept in, gross.
And Tattletale is Lisa, wearing a set of pyjamas and lounging on the couch.

Barnaby/Manic/???
Status:Not OK
[Need] 15/20
[???]10/60
Karma:7
Money: 142 Dollars
Current power Understanding: Superhuman Gymnast and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.
You have ten Alloy Cards, the Trickster's boots and Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.

Happy Zappers:Gloves that Electrocute Enemies: non lethal.
Madman's garb: heavy torso armour, full face helmet. strength enhancement, allows the use of Happy Zappers.
Trickster's garb, partial face mask. Lightly reinforced. dark colours for stealth. Molecular resistance field, basically mini krieg.

[Cards]
Playing card sized pieces of an anomalous alloy you can create, cuts via destroying the bonds between molecules.

Gang Members:0
Capes:4
Grue:Darkness generator and manipulator, knows Kung Fu.
Tattletale:Sherlock Holmes on crack.
Bitch:Has dogs that she can enlarge and turn into car sized hellbeasts.
Regent:Can cause people's muscles to spasm incredibly hard, Can do "other things" but refuses. Psychopath.

Do some Tinkering
Time to play with Chemicals
Explore the City
Go Stop some Crime
Go Do some Crime
Food tho
Open Research Screen
New Outfit
Track down the people marking territory
Construct the Gene Bay
>write in.

>>2545538
>Make the gene bay
I can't resist the temptation, but next we should check out the taggers

>>2545538
>Track down the people marking territory

I do want to make some Venom soon

>>2545523
Depending on how exactly her powers work we could theoretically bind SmileX to another chemical as to make it harmless and then she could sheer the harmless component off

>>2545538
>Construct the Gene Bay
It's best to start what we finish than let the work pile up.
Maybe get the others to get food, cause for some reason our NEED is really high

>>2545542
Supporting

>>2545538
Our need seems pretty fucking high, so

>Do some Tinkering

>>2545538
Can we get our friends to find the people marking territory

>>2545553
Like seriously guys, it's 15/20 and I don't want to know what happens when we let if max out.

>>2545538
>Time to play with Chemicals
Venom tiem.

>New Outfit

Need a disguise

>Make the Gene Bay. We need to all have matching hair color.
>>2545532
Well shit I missed that part when I was catching up to thread 3.

>>2545551
+1

>>2545560
Building the gene machine would probably satisfy it

>>2545560
We probably start making stuff out of our surroundings

>>2545563
Yeah easy to miss considering we did the entire thing with hopes of getting an OC waifu because every other one was shit

>>2545538
>Construct the Gene Bay
I cant wait to toss random shit into this and see what happens.

>>2545538
Construct the gene bay.
Zion said rush so let's rush. We can delegate some stuff to the Undersiders. Like arm stealing.

>>2545538
>Track down the people marking territory

Gene Bay construction locked in.

Any non-Tinkering actions you want to delegate to the others?

>>2545574
Do you really thing thpse chuckle fucks are capable of arm stealing?

>>2545581
Getting food and Resources.

We should probably build the undersiders bed rooms eventually.

>>2545581
Grocery shopping
Also stealing a fridge if we don't have one. Im tired of going out everytime we need a meal.

>>2545581
Can we get Bitch to help walk our dog?

>>2545581
Delegate figuring out who is tagging to Tats
Finding a suitable site for a dog shelter to Rachel (as well as introducing her to Bruce)
Food and games to Brian and Alec (board games, we will turn the electronic systems into parts)

>>2545583
Easy, have tattletale find out ArmMaster's schedule
Get Greu to use his darkness creation to null all of his senses
Get Bitch to assault him with dogs while he's down
And regent will run in and steal his arm

Easy peasy lemon squeezy

>>2545581
>Track down the people marking territory

>>2545581
Stealing armmaster's arm

>>2545597
Supporting

>>2545583
That's the test. If they fail they go into our newly constructed gene bay.

>>2545581
>>2545585
"And remember, I specifically want the bulgogi kebab from Korean-American-Iraqi food truck, NOT the "fusion Korean-style beef doner" from the Japanese-Turkish food truck, got it?"

Grue blinks, nonplussed, and opens his mouth to ask what the hell the difference is.

"And I will stitch your mouth together if you ask me what the difference between the two is, this I swear by Arm-Master's mechanical arm."

Grue closes his mouth shut.

>>2545581
These seem good
>>2545585
>>2545597

>>2545597
Supporting

>>2545597
Ditto

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Huh, so bulgogi burrito is a thing.

>>2545614
I support this action.

>>2545614
This is now Canon, thus spake Zion.

Alright, >>2545597
going for this.
now give me d20+2

Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>2545638

Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>2545638

Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>2545638
oh boy

>>2545640
NICE!!!

>>2545640
Cool

>>2545640
good shit, writing.

>>2545643
welp, at least I didn't screw up.
>>2545640
Good job mate.

>>2545597
Supporting, can we heal people in the gene tank like a healing pod or something. Get us some support from the public or rent it out to (Shady) People.

>>2545669
I'd rather develop Venom, and then use it on willing volunteers

>>2545675

Handing out Brute Powers like its chump change to future henchmen and women

Man people are gonna lose their shit if that happens.

>>2545678
Super powered brutes roaming the streets, helping old ladies cross the street

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>>2545678
>This but intelligent, and can follow orders

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>let's see what happens when we ask then to bring a hotdog to us.

We might need a contingency plan for the scenario that coil does capture us, or steals our shit. Don't fancy him succeeding and torturing/raping us (Hes done it before) or figuring out who our loved ones are and using them against us.
Maybe a nuke in our chest as contingency?

>>2545693
>it'd probably be a fail and goddamn armmaster of all people would show up.
that's okay.

>>2545682
Gotta do random acts of kindness. I wanna see the part where we rob a bank and then rush over to shoot someone who pushed a kid over in panic and say, "Hey fuck you. Children are the future." Then we hand the kid a wad of hundreds. Or we can walk grandmas across the street. That helps too.

>>2545702
A grenade up our ass is a good and cheap contingency plan

>>2545706
I thought we were robbing criminals, not banks. banks are boring.

>>2545702
Our contingency is "SmileX the fucking ocean"

>>2545702
Bomb inside one of our captured goons.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mwluvtQOX_4

>>2545710
>hey coil, I think I'm feeling a little gassy!
Than he does of laughter

>>2545678
Not gonna lie: I might reconsider my stance on tattletale if she ends up a musclegril.

>>2545711
I don't know why people keep saying robbing banks.
The REAL plan is going to a gang hideout and killing everyone inside.

>>2545711
criminals use banks to do.money laundry anon. We are hitting the gangs right were it hurts. On their pockets!

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>>2545690
Or we become this

>>2545710
A vial of Smilex that once outside it's vial/canister becomes gas and that we can safely smuggle or puke out of ourelfs could be it to.

>>2545724
>Not just attacking random gangsters on the street and stealing the cash they have on them
Step up your game bro

>>2545733
Or we just have a system rigged so that when we die a SmileX bomb goes off

>>2545738
Nah man that's the dumb move. Im pretty sure we can find a bank that the bigger meaner gangs use and grab all that dosh to ourselfs or burn it whatever we want to really.

>>2545746
We could hit one of their HQ's, they probably have a safe somewhere

For everyone that has Tats as a waifu know that coil had timelines where he Raped and/or Tortured the shit out of her while just having a talk in the other timeline.

He's done such bad things to your waifu, you should reeeely focus on killing coil.

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>>2545746
>Nah man that's the dumb move.
At least it's fun dumb
Robbing banks is literally the most basic bitch move you can do.
They don't even keep big money in the banks.
We are better off taking on gangs directly

>>2545773
Yeah most money is digital anyways

>>2545754
Bad things that didn't really happen

>>2545754
do people waifu here? it seems to a consensus that all the girls are shit or something. This cyoa is my introduction to worm so im not the most knowledgeable

>>2545779
Nah man, we're a lonely 16 year old without a GF in a world where every "waifu" is utter shit to the point we saved a woman's life in order to waifu her only to find out she's 24

>>2545779
People will try regardless, doesn't matter if they're shit or not.

Best we can do is steer clear of the worst of the worst.

>>2545754
No one care about waifuing Tats bro, so you can put down your white knight blade and take a load off.
We'll get to killing Coil when we get there damn it.

>>2545779
Also Waifus are shit, but our choice might make them less shit.
The General Consensus however is it's a waste of time to try, so don't bother and hope for Harley to show up
Or to get a nat 20 on a Char roll just like the Joker did.

>>2545773
>Robbing banks is literally the most basic bitch move you can do.
That's because you don't make it fun.
Didn't one anon propose we rob a bank merely so we can leave a Armsmaster arm behind for when he comes to stop us? That's a fun bank robbery.

>>2545793
Harley Quinn will probably be one of the ones spraypainting our territory

>>2545795
That was me and yeah, we "Rob" a bank just so we can set up confetti cannons and a replica arm for Colin.

>>2545795
Eh, that's like playing a nuzlock in pokemon. The only reason there's a challenge is due to self-imposed rules.

We need a fun way to make money. For some reason, my mind keeps going to a casino.

>>2545793
just baiting for waifu people fishman. Almost everyone is shit in worm.

Having never actually read worm, but have learned thing via osmosis or fanfics, what actually triggers Leviathan attacking the Bay and is there anything we can do to avoid it from attacking etc or should we bail if that shit happens?

>>2545804
Eidolon being worst boy triggers all the endbringers

>>2545804
thought it was the Travellers being in brockton bay that drew in big fish, due to the Simurgh fuckery.

>>2545804
He probably goes to Brockton Bay for Noelle but there's a chance he's just coming for fun

>>2545795
Ok this Armsmaster meme is getting outta hand.
We got shit to do other than worry about fucking armsmaster's arms.
Like the gangsters knocking on our door, or fucking Coil breathing down our neck.
We are not robbing banks for the lols, when we can murder a dozen gang members instead.
You know, something both fun AND productive.

>>2545795
Another fun bank prank is breaking in so we can replace all the money with monopoly money.

>>2545809
They do have good hotdogs I hear.

>>2545812
Manic wouldn't know.

>>2545789
So no waifuing Pan-Pan-chan?

>>2545813
Ravioli is bae, hotdogs are cursed, probably cause of Contessa.

>>2545799
>Armsmaster is defusing a Manic IED
>Cuts the wrong wire
>A "Bang" flag pops out of it
>Confetti gets everywhere

>>2545810
But we already murdered some gang members. And the gangsters haven't been knocking on our door since thread 1.

>>2545816
ArmMaster: *rubs temple* 3rd time this god damn week

>>2545820
So i guess we need to organize our gang and keep our territory safe? Uh wonder how that happend.

>>2545810
You are going to cut yourself with that edge. Gangsters are literally a non-issue, killing them would just give the heroes more charges against us.

>>2545824
At least last time we bumped into eah other we managed to make him losen up a bit with a good laugh.

>All heroes catch wind of Manic's new city wide plot.
>ohshit.jpg
>Spend countless hours interrogating thugs and members of our own gang to no avail.
>The day arrives and all heroes are shitting themselves.
>Turns out the plan was to just hire all hot dog stands and have them sell at HQ for a big party so no one else in the city could get a hot dog.

>>2545820
>But we already murdered some gang members
Like
Two
And just cause they haven't made a move YET doesn't mean they aren't planning too, which they are in cause you forgot.
and besides you can never kill enough gang members.
If we can run into armsmaster like 4 times and deal with him on accident, we can stand to kill a couple dozen more super villains.

>>2545835
If we kill, we're going to get killed. It's the rules of The Game

>>2545829
If we keep bumble fucking into them everytime we go outside to get a meal, they'll be after us anyway.
Might as well get some work done before then.

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After passing out some hello's and instructions to your new superfriends, you head into your workshop and start tinkering.

You fall down into the trance and watch as your body moves without you, nimble fingers weaving Alloys and circuitry into the right shapes and sizes before mingling them together perfectly. By the time you're done several interior walls actually had to be knocked down due to it being way bigger than you'd expected, Way fucking bigger.
The finished project is almost up to the roof and the terminal screen is also huge.

The bay consists of two parts, a large tank roughly four metres tall and three wide attached to some sort of huge supercomputer. Seriously, it takes up literally the entire room that you started building it in.

In the end, your power had to get Bitch and her dogs to help you drag more metal into the Inconel printer.

Once the machine is done, you step into the tank and give yourself a good scan tank before booting the machine up, time to see what all this bullshit is about.

The results are somewhat uh, terrifying.

Your genetics are all over the place, your actual DNA is so fragmented and busted that you are completely incapable of cell replication, so far the only thing keeping you from falling apart leper style is some sort of pulse that goes through your body every couple of seconds. the pulse itself repairs your cells and repairs damage to make up for the lack of cell replication. Thing is it's also changing you by taking the fragmented cells and replacing their genetic structures with something else.

Far scarier is how Right your power tells you the final product will be.

??? is Genetic Fragmentation.

Maybe you can reverse some of the effects with the Gene Bay, but you're far more likely to do yourself irreparable damage, or even accelerate the process.

Shit. You're laughing again.

Well, what's your plan now?

Barnaby/Manic/
Status:Not OK
[Need] 0/20
[Gene Fragmentation]10/60
Karma:7
Money: 142 Dollars
Current power Understanding: Superhuman Gymnast and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.
You have ten Alloy Cards, the Trickster's boots and Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.

Do some Tinkering
Time to play with Chemicals
Explore the City
Go perform Heroic acts
Go Do some Villainy
Food tho
Open Research Screen
New Outfit
>write in.

>>2545841
It just takes a little SmileX to take them down, a non-issue like I said.

>>2545847
Ho shit

>Figure out what this genetic fragmentation is all about

>>2545835
Oh you're talking about Cape gang members.
Fine, i guess they need to be reminded not to fuck with us. Who do you suggest we strike?

>>2545858
Ditto

>>2545847
Open Research Screen, something something genetic fragmentation

>>2545847
>Go Do some Villainy
Rob a bank, leave a fake arm and note saying how weird Armmaster's tech is.
We need to blow some steam after this discovery.

>>2545847
>New Outfit
For everybody

>>2545847
>new outfits for the gang
Oh they're going to love all the makeup we'll be slathering onto them

>Study your genetic Fragmentation
The not dying option please.

>>2545847


>>2545858
Yeah support. Would asking Tattletale about this be any help? Or does this fall too far into tinker bullshit for her to have any basis to work off of?

>New Outfit

Need a disguise

>>2545847
>Explore the city
>try to bust some gang members or figure out any deals they have you can fuck up


Don't we have like some m guna and normal sidearms we caugth from Coils assassins? Also might want to check some gas mask so our buddies can use it to protect themselfs from our gas.

>>2545847
>New Outfit

>>2545847
>Study your Genetic Fragmentation
Hmmmmm, there's always something.

>>2545875
Everyone will die one day anon.

>>2545847
>Figure out what this genetic fragmentation is all about

Bonesaw aside, I wonder what kind of bullshit things we can make if we ever worked with someone like Blasto or even Dragon

Come in guys we need to plan some money taking! Or at least fiding a buyer for the shit we get.

>>2545847
>Explore the City
If we run into fucking Armsmaster i'll scream.

alright, voting is over.
Researching your Fucked Genetics.
Would you like to ask Tats for help?
Y
N

>>2545890
Not turning into beast mode joker > money

>>2545896
>Y

>>2545896
>Y
eh, might as well.

>>2545896
Si senor

>>2545896
>Y

>>2545896
>Y

Chicks dig a guy that is about to die. That might get us some petty points from her.

>>2545886
B-But we have so many more pranks to do. So many more people to meme.

>>2545915
So many more arms to steal

>>2545896
Y

>>2545915
>>2545921
So many horrible puns to make

>>2545896
Y

>>2545896
>N

>>2545896
Y

>>2545933
What a contrarian, I like that.

Hey tattletale, I know we've only been friends for less than a day, but I'm simultaneously dying and not. wtf?
writing

>>2545941
"Bae, use your thinker magic shit and help a brother out!"

"...I don't really have a choice on this do I?"

"...sing to me the song of your people!"

"No choice."

>>2545941
What's the cloth part of our clothes made of

>>2545957
cloth?

>>2545957
I remember it being a combination of cloth and the super metal our cards are made of?

>>2545949
"Bae, use your thinker magic shit and help a brother out!"

"...I don't really have a choice on this do I?"

"Technicaly if you don't agree you are still making a choice so. Yes, you do have a choice."

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At first you decide to give it a go on your own, but whenever you try and use your power to figure it out the answer is just.
"It's all good bruh, just let it happen."

So you decide to drop this really heavy shit on Tattletale and see what she can do with it.

"Hey uh Lisa, when you can come to a stop. Can you come into the Gene Lab and talk to me for a second? Just need you to double check something."

"I can't do much about tinkertech but yeah sure, I'll be there in a sec."

Ten minutes later and she is sat on the sofa back in the living room surrounded by notes and laptops. Taking handfuls of Aspirin and chocolate while shielding her eyes from the light.

[Tattletale is exhausted]
Her next statement comes very quietly.
"Just take my notes and go please."
At least she's not screaming any more.

[Genetic Fragmentation research part One]
Using Tattletale's notes, you eventually figure out where the pulse is coming from, there is a growth on the brain of most humanoid Parahumans known as the Corona Pollentiae which is believed to be the source of powers. The pulse is some sort of energy field that rearranges the molecular structure of your DNA, putting it back into order.
You also realise that physical injury will lead to further mutation, as the pulse will "repair" the damaged area.

That's not encouraging.


Barnaby/Manic/
Status:Not OK
[Need] 0/20
[Gene Fragmentation]10/60
Karma:7
Money: 92 Dollars
Current power Understanding: Slowly mutating body and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.
You have ten Alloy Cards, the Trickster's boots and Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.

Do some Tinkering
Time to play with Chemicals
Explore the City
Go perform Heroic acts
Go Do some Villainy
Food tho
Open Research Screen
New Outfit
Since Tattletale is indisposed, track down the taggers
Get an early night's rest. +2 to all rolls tomorrow.
>write in.

Grue and Alec return with food, though no hotdogs. Apparently Armsmaster was camped out near the only one they could find that wasn't terrible. You eat on the floor while watching an old movie on TV, something about princesses and Sicilians.
-50 dollars.

The sun is beginning to set, and your money situation is rather low.

>>2546047
>New Outfits for everyone.

>>2546047
>Go Do some Villainy

We need cash flow unfortunately. Either go rob some gangers or a bank.

>Villainy
CRIME TIME or Mugging Gangsters basically the same thing.

>>2546047
Man we really need to get some money.

>>2546047
>Armsmaster was camped out near the only one they could find that wasn't terrible

Autist is actually staking out hotdogs joints top fucking kek.

But yeah that aside we need to hit up something to get some cash.

>>2546047
>Go Do some Villainy
ROB A BANK AND LEAVE FAKE ARMLESS AMRSMASTER ARM THERE LOADED WITH CONFETTI

>>2546058
Ditto

>>2546047
>our powers are what's preventing us from breaking down
Does this mean we're in a mountain if shit if Hatchetfsce comes after us?!
Also,
>Go perform Heroic acts
Time to steal more money from the gangs!

>>2546047
>Villainy

Is it heroics or villainy if we decide to steal from Nazis or Coil?

>>2546047
>New Outfit
Come on guys we need a new fresh look

>Go Do some Villainy

We really need money

>>2546067
technically heroics.

>>2546047
>Go Do some Villainy
Time for some gangster hunting.
Maybe leave TT behind for this one?

>New Outfit

Alright
When I say Villainy, I specifically mean targeting innocents or Heroes.

Any action that target's a criminal is Heroism as long as it's generally non-Lethal

>>2546047
>Go perform Heroic acts

Come on guys we need to rob a bank and put armaster hand with a bow wrapped and spouts confetti on palm. And if he ever attach it to his arm make some jerking motion like he is masturbating whenever there are 5 or more people in front of him.

>>2546047
>Go perform Heroic acts
Lets kill and rob some gangsters

Which option lets us upgrade shit?
We should be expanding and upgrading our base for having more people.

Changing from>>2546069
>Rob E88 storehouse

>>2546047
>Go perform Heroic acts
Rob gangs.

>>2546081
Might need to expressly state this in the post somehow.

>>2546047
>Go Do some Villainy
Take Bitch to on a hunting expedition. We can play Duck Hunt, only with people instead of ducks, and Bitch instead of the laughing dog.

>>2546067
Heroic. Since poping gangsters is still a positive karma.


>Taking handfuls of Aspirin and chocolate while shielding her eyes from the light.

>[Tattletale is exhausted]
>Her next statement comes very quietly.
"Just take my notes and go please."
At least she's not screaming any more.

i don't get it. It's not like she is the one dying or something. And i juat realized that it's because our cells keep being destroyed and regenarated that makes her powers not work on us...Uh.

>>2546081
So is robbing a bank targeting innocents?

>>2546081
> as it's generally non-Lethal

Sounds like thats why people are saying its villainy..
cause kill kill kill

>>2546088
By people i mean gangsters.
Don't go murdering random people in the street.

>>2546047
>>2546067
Changing this to heroics then.
Steal shit from criminals and all that

>>2546081
Well the consensus seems to be robbing gangsters (read nazis) so I guess most of the "crime" votes are heroism?

>>2546091
Depends we can always target one of the banks the mafia use to store their ill gotten gains or some place were they use to laundry their money.

>>2546087
I don't think he needs to, attacking those other hardcore criminals is heroic.

>>2546091
I mean probably yeah. Unless we just show up to bully people and take another arm. Speaking of which we need to start stealing other stuff, we're probably getting predictable with all this arm stealing.

Alright, seems like you're about.
Stealing from thieves.

>>2546100
Nah want to lower the karma score a bit. We been too nice recently and I’d like to just cause some mayhem for a bit ya know?

Wait I just realized. If we fix our gene problems and the pulse still happens...does that mean we get actual regen powers?

>>2546102
Like his other arm? Or one of his legs?

>>2546095
Then you should vote for heroism. Since villany seem to involve more harning innocent people. Ironicaly the only time we hurt civilians was because the capes didn't leave us alone.

Normally you could ask Tats to point you towards something. but since she's indisposed you'll just have to wing it.

Who are you bringing and who are you leaving behind?

You'll definitely be leaving Lisa behind

>>2546108
Maybe a toe

>>2546104
Sure i guess but Lisa seem to be a bit tired and doing something without her seem like excluding her

>>2546111
Everyone but Lisa.

>>2546104
Steal all of the merchants drugs pin it on either the asians or the Nazis watch them go to war and lower our karma and then while that's happening loot their shit and pin it on cool =v

>>2546107
We already have Regen powers it's just closer to Deadpool than Wolverine

>>2546111
Bitch, Grue and us. Leave regent to watch over Toots.

>>2546111
[The Project] gets out of master prison tomorrow, right?

>>2546110
As far as i'm concerned innocent people getting in the way isn't an issue
If they get caught in to cross fire then that's one thing, but they are not our target.
I would also think heroism involves not killing them, which is a problem.

>>2546111
Just take grue, if collin attacks they're gonna need a lot of help against his mercs

>>2546111
Bitch and Grue

>>2546114
Even Bruce?

>>2546116
Got it. I thought we'd get deadpool regen because currently it's focused on us not falling apart.
>>2546119
Guess we gotta rescue her and recruit her. Our random spasms of generosity don't come free. Well they do but then we charge.

>>2546111
Take the "Full house(xcept Lisa)"

>>2546122
Oh yeah Coillingus is a problem maybe we should leave Bitch and give regent the button to drop the chems in the bay.

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REMINDER TO EVERYONE HERE:

Armsmaster does count as a "hero" for the purposes of the Commit Villainous Acts option. So do the Wards, random innocents, and various other heroes.

DNA damage being repaired is what causes our mutations, which can and does also happen in real life, though not to this ridiculous scale.

The most common form of DNA damage IRL is UV radiation.
Those moles you get on your skin? Melanocytes - cell that produce melanin.
The reason why your body gets a tan after sunbathing? Melanin reflects UV radiation, and serves to mitigate UV damage.
What happens when you have mutation in your melanocytes? Skin cancer!

Better break out that sunscreen, eh boys?

alright, so the options seem to be.
>take grue.
>Grue and Bitch
>Grue Bitch and Regent.

>>2546134
>Grue and Bitch
Regent stays behind to watch the base and Tattletale.
>inb4 le Coil raid timeline intensifies

>>2546134
>>Grue and Bitch

>>2546134
>>take grue.
Let's leave Bitch to start the shelter up. WE WILL HAVE ALL THE DOGS.

>>2546134
>>Grue and Bitch

>>2546134
>>take grue.

>>2546134
>>take grue.

>>2546134
>Grue and Bitch

>>2546134
>Grue and Bitch

Leave Regent unattended with multiple laser guns and drugs.
this cannot go wrong

Roll d20+3
I assume you're going in your combat gear?
Madman's garb that is.

Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2546157

>>2546134
Take Grue and Bitch

Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2546157
>I assume you're going in your combat gear?
Yessir

Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2546157

Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2546157
Phone rolling is so fucking slow

Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>2546157

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>>2546163

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>>2546163
Well, time to go to sleep.

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>>2546163
GOD. DAMMIT!

>>2546163
The ride truly does never end...

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>>2546163
WOOOOOOO
first one of the thread

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>>2546163
Now time to wait an hour for the "You died" message.

>>2546163
. . . did we pass by a hot dog joint after robbing some Nazis? Or did run dick first into hookwolf.

>>2546163
Oh baby! I'ev been waiting for this.

d20 crits override was a mistake

>>2546137
This is your fault:>>2546163

>>2546184
Shut up and grab the lube BOI!

>>2546189
Lube? Don't you know 1s mean we're doing it raw just as god intended

I love the idea that as soon as we leave our base, we are in consent danger.
So what, instead of getting a jump on some gangsters they lead us into a trap?
If that's it then we can fight our way out.
My worry is that they ALSO are going after our base while we are away.

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The first indication that something might be wrong with your plan of walking into Empire territory is the fifty calibre round passing neatly through the middle of your neck. Sending you flying a good five feet backwards into air against a wall.
Fuck, you can't see where it came from either, in the movies there's always a glint or something off the scope.

[Victor OST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s43yLMgXXOU]

But not now, you pull yourself behind the wall as you hear two more cracks, puffs of smoke breaking off bits of brickwork around Grue as he takes cover against a car.

You're on a three way intersection, there is a large apartment building in front of you. You reckon that's where they have to be.
Oh yeah, you're dying

Plan?

Barnaby/Manic/???
Status: A minute or two from blood loss, thirty seconds from unconsciousness due to destroyed throat. In cover.
[Need] 2/20
[Gene Fragmentation]25/60
Karma:5
Money: 92 Dollars
Current power Understanding: Slowly mutating body. and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.
You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster's boots and Madman's Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.