Episode 3, You have survived a single Week since you first gained your powers, not without incident or damage. You have been stabbed, punched, shot at and set on fire. You mutated yourself by throwing your body into a vat of chemicals while in a Tinker Fugue. Now, while you may still technically have a secret identity, your pale skin and green hair will make it very hard to explain exactly what the fuck is going on in your life.Yesterday you met a new bug themed cape and beat Lung using your new SmileX gas concoction. You then scared the piss out of the undersiders and were given a burner phone with a single number on, that of the Undersiders' mysterious employer.Now you find yourself in your hideout, once more debating what exactly to do on this fine morning.Barnaby/Manic/???Status: Better now[Need] 3/20[???]0/60Karma:6Money: 152 DollarsCurrent power Understanding: Superhuman Gymnast and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster's boots and Madman's Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.Happy Zappers:Gloves that Electrocute Enemies: non lethal.Madman's garb: heavy torso armour, full face helmet. strength enhancementTrickster's garb, partial face mask. Lightly reinforced. dark colours for stealth. Molecular resistance field, basically mini krieg.option list at hideoutDo some TinkeringTime to play with ChemicalsExplore the CityGo Stop some CrimeGo Do some CrimeFood thoOpen Research ScreenNew Outfit>write in.
>>2540682>Tinkering >Call that “Boss” guy TT mentioned
>>2540682Do some Tinkering
>>2540682Open Research Screen
>>2540682>Time to play with ChemicalsGetting some body makeup, hair dye and false teeth should be easy, right?>And call Coil
>>2540682>Do some Tinkering
>>2540685oh shit yeah, i forgot to put that down
>>2540682Open Research ScreenWe need a phone and TV. We gotta research or buy some. Upgrade our place better
>>2540682>Food thoGive me tendies REEEEEEE
>>2540682>Open Research Screen
>>2540682>Explore the city
>Time to play with ChemicalsMake venon ( bane buff juice)
alright, voting is over.
Tinkering and call the Boss winsRandom tinkering or Ideas?
>>2540702Revolver-cane made of cards that can be used as a gun, a cane, and a sword.
Make venon ( bane buff juice)
>>2540702We need some tech to bounce our call. As it currently stands, if we call now, they could easily use triangulation to pinpoint our shoddily defended base.
>>2540702> A cane that uses magnetic fields to remote manipulate cards.
>>2540708>Venon >Baneposting Anon creation
>>2540702Make up, hair dye and false teeth.Medicine and food supplement..
Research Defenses for our hobo shack of a base? Like the card equivalent of shotgun that fires when the door is opened?
>>2540709Coil already knows where our base is. He ran a timeline where he just tried to take us. It ended poorly.Though it is a good thing to have for other reasons.
>>2540702Electroshock cuffs for capture
>>2540706NONONONONO....M make a hook-blade.....it is comprimised of two parts...the hook...and the blade
>>2540719...are you ok anon?
>>2540717I may misremember, but isn't it currently unknown that we've returned to the old base?
>>2540723He's clearly had too much cocaine.
alright so ideas are.>Cane>Some form of Chemical strength enhancer>A disguise of some kind>Restraints, for use on criminals. Obviously.>>2540723holy shit, a celebrity cameo.good to see you GOD's
>>2540730>>A disguise of some kindDo we roll or...
>>2540730>Restraints, for use on criminals. Obviously.
>>2540733no, due to your organised workshop, you can actually choose what to build now.
>>2540730>A disguise of some kindCame won't do us much good if we can never get any food without getting into a fight.
>>2540743But that’s half the fun
Pimp cane > venon > makeup > cuffs
>>2540730How about an bullet-proof umbrella made out of fibers of that metal? You can even incorporate some of the cane ideas into it due to the similar designs.
>>2540730>>A disguise of some kind
>>2540730>>Restraints, for use on criminals. Obviously.
>>2540749Order of importance
Cane wins. time to rolld20+3
>>2540750Even with a bullet proof umbrella, we still have the issue that we aren't particularly strong. The momentum of a spray of bullets bouncing off any shield will easily knock said shield out of our hands. Might be good for a single enemy with a flintlock pistol.
Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2540761
Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2540761Rollin
Rolled 19, 12, 20 + 3 = 54 (3d20 + 3)>>2540761
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>2540761
>>2540766this does not count
>>2540766Oh my bad, I misread that.Thought you wanted 3 d20's
Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2540761
>>2540765But this does
Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2540761
22 total, jesus what is with you guys and rolling nineteens.writing
>>2540765>another 19top fucking kek
>>2540776Joker's metaphysical spirit obviously saw this quest and wanted a laugh.
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2540761
I still say we should create a card shooter that isn't as bulky as a fucking Duel Disk.
>>2540798Heart of the cards
>>2540801you mean cheating =V
>>2540803"I use Polymerization to combine Tortoise catapult with my Kuribo to create Super-kuribo tortoise cannon!"
>>2540803its not cheating if yugi does it you silly willy
I'm torn between the desire not to metagame and the desire to tell Coil to fuck right off.
>>2540833Oh come on, most of the time he's a reasonable guy.
>>2540833>>2540836Coil go and stay go
>>2540833To be honest he's not that bad a guy to work for.About the same level as the other villians in the setting.The only bad spot I can pin on him is his melodramatics and his constant torture boner but he gets that out in timelines we don't see so it's hardly like it counts.That being said the only reason he wins is because he constantly cheats, and the minute his plans go off the rail he usually responds by not only flipping the table but setting it on fire and throwing it at you.
>>2540838> To be honest he's not that bad a guy to work for.> the minute his plans go off the rail he usually responds by not only flipping the table but setting it on fire and throwing it at you.
>>2540833Dunno anything about the series but a bit of looking up the wiki makes him seem like a pretty powerful dude. I say we should try to keep to the Joker theme and try to stay independent as someone who people don't want to mess or work with unless absolutely necessary. Because you know...we're crazy.
>>2540833At the least if open dialogue with him he's less likely to come after us. Maybe.I'm more worried about him coming after our family desu.
>>2540842Though I still don't want to actually work for the guy.
>>2540840Like I said, compared to the pissed off dragon who'd set you on fire or the literal Nazi who'd gut you like a trout, he's not that bad a guy to work for.
Let’s make a suicide vest of laughing gas so that he can’t torture us
>>2540833>>2540837Try not to metagame, It takes the fun outta things. Just ask, "What would Manic do." In this case we need the cash to make our shop, so if they got a job then we should go for it.Afterward we keep doing our own thing.
>>2540854We don't work for no ONE, especially some melodramatic prima donna. Let's just interrupt a ABB exchange and steal the money.
>>2540859I vote this but we use tons of the SmileX stuff.
>>2540857Let's just go for the wildcard route. Just be confusing, unpredictable and chaotic above anything else.
>>2540866Works for me. I'm in this for the laughs anyway.
Time to rob a bank then!
>>2540859We only work for our self! No matter what that fedora wearing bitch say!plz dont let walking plot device anywhere near us.
>>2540866That works too. I just don't wanna be aimless, goals are important and possibly essential. How we get things done is where the chaos should come from, but I do want to have some plans for the future.
>>2540868Why rob a bank when we could rob the Empire 88?Lobotomize more dickheads
You figure that calling someone while you tinker is probably a bad idea, so you crack on with what you wanted to make first and resolve to call him later.For now though, you sink into the madness. You guide the ideas towards what you want, slowly more and more close to your intended end result. It's difficult and time consuming, but eventually you end up with what you were going for. Generally.[Trickster's Cane]This is a metal cane with an outer shell made of the same metal as your cards but smooth instead of sharp(obviously) it doesn't cut through things in the same way. Instead it softens whatever it hits and deforms it.The cane also contains a directional electromagnet that allows you to recall your cards after they've been thrown, or technically anything magnetic enough for the beam to affect.The cane itself is a rather simple metallic grey all over, except for a handle just under the head which is made of wood, with a button cleverly concealed under the head of the cane. Three faces, one smiling, one crying and one shouting in anger adorn the top.And then we come to the second priority for the morning.Calling the Undersiders' mysterious benefactor. You flip open the phone. Contrary to Tattletale's previous statements, there are actually two contacts on the phone one is Blank, while the other is titled "Do not Call from this phone".SpookyYou decide to give the one that you are supposed to call a ring.You are left on the line for an uncomfortably long duration, the dial tone your only companion for a good five minutes until a voice that sounds almost slimy answers.Whoever is on the other side of the phone is obviously very refined, speaking in an upper class tone that you can't quite place."Ah Manic, how lovely for you to have accepted my request to speak. You're a very difficult man to get a hold of, I am Coil. And I would like to speak with you about your future."This is already setting off alarm bells in your head so you interrupt him there, voice twisted into a harsh tone."I'm not taking orders, and the Empire have already tried the brute force method, trust me it doesn't work. Ask Stormtiger."He doesn't seem particularly taken aback by this, merely breathing in for a long second before continuing to speak. "I am quite aware of your staggering penchant for violence, and your excellent showing against Lung last night. I like to think I'm smarter than those simple brutes in the other major crime organisations. I am also aware that you are a Tinker, you build things. Correct? my offer is a simple one, Cash monthly, for a supply of whatever you see fit to make. I'm particularly interested in that gas of yours."He stops for a second, the sound of ruffling paperwork can be heard. "I'm sure we can negotiate a tidy sum. It would be nice if I could occasionally make use of your other talents, but those would of course be entirely different deals, with more money involved."What is your response?
>>2540871To confuse people mostly. I mean we have done some good guy things now it’s time to do some bad guy things.
>>2540872>"Alright, I'm interested"Here comes the MONEEEEEEEEEY!
>>2540872how much gas for how much money?
>>2540872Why not? Take some SmileX. Just be sure to not get any on your bare skin. Might cause a little tingle.
>>2540871> Rob empire 88> Mulch the money> Make life-size, papermache replica of Arm-master> Break into Bank and place papermache Arm-master> ???> profit>>2540872Why not screw with this slimy snake a little? The question is what is the best way to go about it.
>>2540882I love it.
>laugh manically, then hang up
>>2540872Accept the offer. It's gonna fuck our karma to have our signature gas used around town. However, we're getting paid, and they'll just come take it anyway if we refuse.
>>2540872As long as we only give him the non-lethal stuff I'm ok with this
>>2540872"If you want it you can have it, but I want my name all over it. Branding is important. Also know this deal is NOT exclusive."
>>2540885Support.Think about it. What is he suppose to make of that? Is it a gesture of agreement? of rejection?
>>2540872OP, is that supposed to be an image for snakes?>laugh manically, then hang up
>>2540885Second.Nobody get's the fun gas unless we're the guy that's throwing it at them.
>>2540891Would definitely be interpreted as rejection.
>>2540872>laugh manically, then hang up
>>2540885I really like this idea
>>2540889>laugh manically, then hang upI aint fucking with black market trading. We take out crime gangs, attempt to make ourself an OC waifu, and fuck with heros. we don't usually cause crime and this laugh gas could cause more trouble than it's worth
R E M O V ES N A K E S
>>2540872Hell yeah we are in.Ask if there is anything he had in mind
Come the fuck on guys, the benefits outweight the bad things by a lot. Having his resources would do wonders to our progress, and we could always do like in canon and cross him when he outlives his usefulness.
reminder weaker nonlethal SmileX is the same as the lethal, just diluted an incredible amount
>>2540872Alright, I'm interested.
How about we just rob this guy blind? Throw a shit ton of that laugh gas at him and his entire gang
With coil he sees us as a threat or a resource, may as well get something out of it for a month or two.
>>2540901Progress? Are we actually progressing towards a concrete goal at the moment? Thus far it seems like we're exploring our power and playing the role of Bugs bunny.
voting closeda resounding no thanks
>>2540906READ. THE. NOVEL.
>>2540901Money's one thing, Hiring us for jobs is even better.The problem I've got with him is his interest in our laughing gas.That sounds like a fucking set up if I ever heard one and if there's one thing this asshole is good at it's setups.If he just wanted labor then I'd be all for it, but he tipped his hand and I'm not about to fall for that trap.
Couldn’t we just ya know. MAKE HIM A NEW GAS AND KEEP THE SMILED FOR US?
Laugh then hang up. No one gets our special sauce. Or if we want to be friendly offer a secondary kind of gas that's just souped up tear gas.
We should booby trap our hq with tons of gas so if anyone breaks in to get us we will be the only one to get out.
>we're about to make an enemy of the most powerful supervillain in Brockton BayFeels good man
>>2540923This, but with Coil
>>2540923Our name isn't Sensible. Besides it's funny so fuck him. Guy probably couldn't appreciate a good joke anyway.
He's probably gonna think we're out of our mind and just ignore us assuming we dont get in his way
>>2540923>>2540923fuck him and his two timeline bullshitif anything the fucker should've seen this shit happening already =V
>>2540931That's not how it works ya twit, he can't see the future
>>2540931So bascially he's That GM's wet dream. Now I really am afraid.
His mistake was asking for the gas.
>>2540935I didn't say he can see the future, but if he was running a simulation beforehand and approached us with an offer, be it directly or via Tattles, he'd have known that chances are any of his offers would have resulted in us laughing at his face before he dropped that timeline.
Guys the password to get into our front door should be a knock knock joke voice recognition type thing.
So if Coil can see multiple outcomes and pick the most favorable, how does anyone ever beat him? Is just to keep making no-win scenarios for him and force him to just give up any attempts at winning?
He can only run 2 at a time, and there are bigger monsters namely someone whose power is to win.
Is this guy for real? He actually thinks that you'll hand over your greatest creation to someone else for some money, what a jackass. You make your disagreement known by howling with laughter and hanging up before grabbing as many of your gadgets as possible and looking through all the windows.No one appears to be outside though, and you can't hear any cars for quite a while. In the end there doesn't seem to be any attack incoming or army of mercenaries busting down your door.[Because in the timeline where he tried, you dumped your SmileX mix in the bay]Well that was easier than expected. What's next.It's getting late, but the day isn't over yet.Barnaby/Manic/???Status:Not OK[Need] 0/20[???]0/60Karma:5Money: 152 DollarsCurrent power Understanding: Superhuman Gymnast and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster'boots and Madman's Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.Happy Zappers:Gloves that Electrocute Enemies: non lethal.Madman's garb: heavy torso armour, full face helmet. strength enhancementTrickster's garb, partial face mask. Lightly reinforced. dark colours for stealth. Molecular resistance field, basically mini krieg.[Trickster's Cane]This is a metal cane with an outer shell made of the same metal as your cards but smooth instead of sharp(obviously) it doesn't cut through things in the same way. Instead it softens whatever it hits and deforms it.The cane also contains a directional electromagnet that allows you to recall your cards after they've been thrown, or technically anything magnetic enough for the beam to affect.option list at hideoutDo some TinkeringTime to play with ChemicalsExplore the CityGo Stop some CrimeGo Do some CrimeFood thoOpen Research ScreenNew OutfitCall the other number>write in.
>>2540966Open Research Screen
>>2540966>[Because in the timeline where he tried, you dumped your SmileX mix in the bay]Top fucking KEK>Food tho
>>2540966>Go Do some CrimeRob some stores then a bank
>>2540966>Explore the City
>>2540966>Call the other number, from other phone of course
>>2540966>Open Research ScreenLets upgrade our shit, at least our security now that coils on our ass>in the timeline where he tried, you dumped your SmileX mix in the bayha
>>2540966>Food thoDon't know the last time that we ate and it's probably better to tinker on a full tank.
>>2540966>Call the other number
>>2540966>Open Research ScreenHave to find out more about our power and mutations
>>2540966> [Because in the timeline where he tried, you dumped your SmileX mix in the bay]FUCK> Food thoneeds before NEED
>Go do crimeBy dumping smileX in the bay anyways!
I think we should try making a dead's man switch that will flood the entire city with our gas just to make sure fuckers like Coil back off.
>>2540955You have to fool him. Make him use his power then surprise attack before he can split timelines again.
>>2540972I'm switching my vote to:> Go do crimeLet's get into some mischief.
>>2540966>Open Research Screenwe got to make this place safe m8s. >>2540975this too I guess.
alright, stop voting.
going to go get food, why not.I assume you're going to go out in your civilian disguise.
Rolled 15, 4 + 5 = 24 (2d20 + 5)>>2541001And don't forget to feed the dog too.>>2541010
Rolled 19, 20 + 5 = 44 (2d20 + 5)>>2541010time to 1
Rolled 1, 13 = 14 (2d20)>>2541010
Rolled 7, 5 + 5 = 17 (2d20 + 5)>>2541010
>>2541017really, pic related>>2541016SORRY BOSS
>>2541012>>2541017oh my god, what is this Eastern Magic.
writing some crazy bullshit.BECAUSE GUESS WHAT GUYSTWENTIES AND ONES DON'T CANCEL OUT
>>2541017>>2541012I can't stop laughing at this shit. wtf m8>>2541027danke.>>2541026I had to kill five children for it, please consider my crit
>>2541029TIME FOR MAXIMUM KEK
>>2541029THEY DON'T? OH BOY
>>2541029>inb4 its Collateral Damage Barbie time>and she's pissed.
>>2541029>TWENTIES AND ONES DON'T CANCEL OUT
>>2541029THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>2541041She still needs to breathe
>>2541042They do but they need to line upThe 1 cancelled the 19The 20 took over the 4, and the 13Such is the will of RNGesus.
>>2541041We just need to put a can in her mouth
>>2541029BOTH IS NOT GOOD! IS NOT!
>>2541029We go to a Ihop and both the ABB, the EE88 attack us at once.One the plus side the food is really good.
>>2541029Did we turn Armmaster into just Master?
>>2541064no, we turned ArmSmaster into Armmaster.
>>2541064At this rate Armmaster might go full Defiant way before we can handle it.
>>2541072Oh dude who will ruin his life first?Taylor or us.It's a race against time to see who can leave him a broken man.
>>2541097We should romance dragon.
>>2541098Screw that, aim for Assault, he can understand our jokes.Added bonus, if we swing it right we can get Battery as part of the bargain.
You decide to head out for the night, grab some food from whatever you find and take the dog for a walk.[Coil's assassin misses the first shot, a card taking his hand off and causing him to drop the rifle, which lands on a sloped factory roof under his perch window, neatly delivering it to you.]After a while you manage to find an all night pancake place that lets dogs in, so you settle down for a nice meal.[The four mercenaries waiting in the wings jump in and are gassed into unconsciousness, their masks being unable to protect from the perfect Tinker Gas. Four rifles drop to the floor]You stand up, sated.[Coil stubs his toe on the weird little step thing in his doorway, breaking his toe and causing him to accidentally close the wrong timeline.]You quickly collect five Tinkertech laser rifles alongside the squad's mundane sidearms. Magazines and batteries quickly being loaded onto a broken old trolley and ran back to the factory, the ambush only having happened two blocks away.Afterwards you walk back into town, your spaniel not far behind you. there are a lot of people around, but none of them freak out or anything, so you assume that the hospital incident hasn't been made public yet to avoid scaring people.You head up towards a hotdog vendor, but as you look at all the different choices you are struck by indecision. You shuffle awkwardly from foot to foot while um'ing and ah'ing, too tired and confused to make a proper decision.You hear a gruff, and oddly familiar voice behind you."Excuse me, perhaps I could order while you decide?"You step to the side out of courtesy, masked face still still fixed on the price board. "Yeah that sounds good. Sure thing man"It's very quiet for a second, then you turn to the blue armoured figure standing next to you.Bugger[ARMSMASTER OST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2Wi0XWIdXA]You both move in the same instant, your cane rising to meet his halberd.roll D20+1
Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>2541112HA
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>2541112ENCOUNTER TIME
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>2541112hahah
Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>2541112
Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>2541112>[Coil stubs his toe on the weird little step thing in his doorway, breaking his toe and causing him to accidentally close the wrong timeline.]topest of keks>Sudden ArmsmasterCall him Halbeard
Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>2541112this is my off time i am not a cape currently
>>2541118this has the wrong modifiers I'm afraid, so it doesn't count.
Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>2541112
highest roll 11.ok,sorry>>2541123outside the first three.writing.
>>2541123Looks like Armmaster is becoming Master today
>>2541126sorry weirdly enough if i dont roll for a long time at 4chan i get a 20
>>2541112We're never going to get a hotdog are we?
We should probably add base defenses
>>2541124fucks sakes zion, i didn't think you were one of those guys.You've never cared before after all.
>>2541138Now that we're mainstream we're formal :D
Our perfect 20s were too late D:
>>2541131From the looks of things no.Might get Armsmaster's other arm though so that's nice.
Wait. When was it first 3 rolls?
>>2541143Should make a mental note not to take his wristbands.
>>2541143Is cape meat nutritious? Maybe we could tinker with it and replicate Armsmaster?
Armsmaster provably got his arm back, cause panacea
>>2541144it's always been the first three rolls. it's just you always crit on roll two or three.
>>2541147Last we saw him, he had a mechanical arm in place of the one we amputated.
Alright fair enough. I speed read the first archived thread so I must've missed that roll. My bad.
>>2541147 Nah, knowing him he probably kept his robot arm because 'Muh Efficiancy'.Besides a robo arm can store tools and shit, all a meat arm can do is sweat and be delicious.
On reflection I'm glad the fail and success from the previous roll applied where they did.I'd rather lose to Armsmaster than Coil.
>>2541128Well shit, at least on the plus side at least we stole tinker tech guns from Coil and he closed the wrong timeline, also fuck Coil.>>2541131I blame Contessa, I don't know how or why, but I blame her for us not getting a hotdog.
>>2541159Fair. Contessa's a cunt.
>>2541161No her power's a cunt, Contessa is just the meat suit it's attatched to.
>>2541159Step 1: Prevent Manic from ever getting a hotdogStep 2: ???Step 3: Universe is saved (Profit)
>>2541183I tried not to think of how us not getting a hotdog is part of a convoluted plan to kill The Warrior. . .I failed.
>>2541190It leads to us getting pissed off enough that we just end up killing him ourselves when we run into him.
Your weapons clash between you as you both dance around each other's strikes and thrusts. Armsmaster's halberd has a reach advantage, but you're fast and agressive enough that it only barely keeps you at bay, his breathing is hard and comes ragged after a continuous exchange that goes on longer than either of you would have wanted. You on the other hand, are smiling like always, your porcelain skin reflecting the light from the dingy streetlamps. You appear to have the edge when it comes to stamina as well. eventually you manage to push in close, pulling back your other hand for a punch to the jaw.Armsmaster's new arm lights up as the fatigue disappears from his face, fist crackling with lightning and eyes piercing as always. Ah hell, he played you.The resulting punch knocks you a good ten feet away, convulsing from the electrical impact."I have you to thank for this don't I Manic? Yeah I know it's you, your voice is the same." He spins his halberd and takes up a guard stance as you somersault to your feet, smile seeming more feral now, and showing more teeth. "I've been looking for an excuse to start replacing my flesh with machinery for some time, but the director was always against it. It'd make me look unstable she said, HA!.. When I take you in I'll be taking those cards of yours too, I figure they might be just what I need for a project I've been working on."He's trying to rile you up, it's working.Ham to Ham Combat while running.Steal his halberd with your cane.Steal his arm with your cane.Write in
>>2541202Barnaby/Manic/???Status:Not OK[Need] 0/20[???]0/60Karma:5Money: 152 DollarsCurrent power Understanding: Superhuman Gymnast and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster'boots and Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.Happy Zappers:Gloves that Electrocute Enemies: non lethal.Madman's garb: heavy torso armour, full face helmet. strength enhancementTrickster's garb, partial face mask. Lightly reinforced. dark colours for stealth. Molecular resistance field, basically mini krieg.[Trickster's Cane]This is a metal cane with an outer shell made of the same metal as your cards but smooth instead of sharp(obviously) it doesn't cut through things in the same way. Instead it softens whatever it hits and deforms it.The cane also contains a directional electromagnet that allows you to recall your cards after they've been thrown, or technically anything magnetic enough for the beam to affect.
>>2541202>Ham to Ham Combat while running.
>>2541202>Ham to Ham Combat while running.It must be done.
>>2541202>Steal his halberd with your cane.
The arm. We must have it.
>>2541202>Steal his arm with your cane.So now I have your arm armsmaster. Does that make armless? Said in bad British accent
>>2541202>Is this your card?
>>2541202>Steal his arm with your cane, then his other arm with your cards
>>2541202>Steal his FLESH arm with your card.MASTER
>>2541211Sorry, I actually meant to support this suggestion.
>>2541202Steal his arm with your caneIf successful point out how he would still have both arms if he just left us alone.
>>2541202The lack of villain options is disturbing >Take both armsthere we go
>>2541202>Steal his arm with your cane.
>Steal his arm with your cane, then his other arm with your cardsMake his arm into a trophy
If we take both his arms call him Failmaster.
You know, this is a perfect opportunity to test out the combat applications of tour cane's magnetic properties.
I almost don't want to take his flesh arm as he wants more robot parts. Just continually removing the same one kind of blue balls him in that regard.
>>2541202>Ham to Ham Combat while running.Complain about not being able to get food without something interrupting
alright, stealing his arm with MAGNETS wins.time to blueball the technophile
d20+4 pls lads
>>2541202Steal arm with cane
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2541244
>>2541205>>2541202Steal his metal arm with your cane
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2541244
Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2541244
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>2541242
>>2541256Input goes in the options field.
>>2541256You need to put it in the options field
>>2541256>>2541259>>2541261SAGE GOES INTO EVERY FIELD
Rolled 4, 3, 4, 4, 2, 4, 2, 3, 3, 2, 4, 3, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 2, 2, 1 = 55 (20d4)>>2541244
I’ll teach you all to roll
>>2541250No, just damage it enough to bother him
Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d6)
>>2541276I am a fucking moron.
Rolled 19 (1d20)...
The two of you circle each other again, a substantial crowd having gathered around you by now, and filming your every move. There are a few more exchanges of blows, but you're much more careful now so you neither of you come out ahead. Then you have a very cunning plan.You point your cane at his arm and overcharge the magnetic field generator, a humming coming from both your cane and his arm. Then his arm comes shooting off, almost too fast for you to grab, but you do."THANKS FOR THE FREE SAMPLE OF TECH, ARM-MASTER."Right as you turn around to run away, his confused expression turns incandescent with rage, and he dashes after you. He's pretty fast for a regular guy.But he can't follow you up onto the roofs.But a Bullet in his legs will slow him down.Write In
>>2541304>bullet in legs
>>2541304>But he can't follow you up onto the roofs.
>>2541304>But a Bullet in his legs will slow him down.Taa and next time do be more kind I just wanted a hot dog.
>>2541304But he can't follow you up onto the roofsDon't give him more reasons to get robot parts.
>>2541304>But he can't follow you up onto the roofs.He ain't fast like us, and we already took his arm.
>>2541304But he can't follow you up onto the roofs.
>>2541304>But he can't follow you up onto the roofs.>A: "Magnets?! How does that work!?"
>>2541285You got rid of some pretty shit rolls tho
>>2541314A bullet to the legs won’t give him a reason for more robot parts. Maybe more armor to stop bullets but not more robot parts.
>>2541304>But he can't follow you up onto the roofs.This guy was our hero for most of our life, and that'll also give him an excuse to get a robotic leg
>>2541304>But he can’t into roofs>Steal his halberd
>>2541304>But he can't follow you up on the roofs>Armsmaster is a tinker, make sure the arm you looted doesn't have a tracker or else you're fucked!
>But he can't follow you up onto the roofs.I really want to shoot him in the knees but giving him a reason to robot up is gonna fuck us in the future.
>>2541304>But a Bullet in his legs will slow him down.Letting people tell him what he can and can't do with his own body.what a pussy
> card to the leg should do it
>>2541304But a Bullet in his legs will slow him down.
>>2541304>But a Bullet in his legs will slow him down.
>>2541330This right here. Don't want him following us home and stealing our robot arm we aquired.
>>2541304>But he can't follow you up onto the roofs.>Armsmaster is a tinker, make sure the arm you looted doesn't have a tracker or else you're fucked!
>But he can't follow you up onto the roofs
>>2541304bullet to the knee
To the Roof.roll me d20+3
Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2541352
Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2541352No whammies
Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2541352Deja bu, I just been in this place before~
Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2541352I M BATMAN
Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2541352I'll roll my dice and my eyes
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2541352
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2541352eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
alright i'm writan.
You hurl yourself upwards, your boots providing even more lift due to the thrusters on the bottom. leaving Armsmaster far behind on street level. It does turn out that he has some kind of grappling hook, but it's so much slower than your enhanced reactions and mobility that by the time he's up, you're already on the next building over. He never makes up the difference in the end. and before long you and Bruce find yourself back at the hideout. heating up some sausages you popped into a 7/11 to buy.With a welder. You know, you could really do with some proper facilities round here.Base upgrades Unlocked.Kitchen. large option.Freezer. Large option.You head to bed, due to the lateness of the day. And you dream of coiled wire.Barnaby/ManicStatus:OK[Need] 4/20[???]1/60Karma:6Money: 152 DollarsCurrent power Understanding: Superhuman Gymnast and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster'boots and Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.Happy Zappers:Gloves that Electrocute Enemies: non lethal.Madman's garb: heavy torso armour, full face helmet. strength enhancementTrickster's garb, partial face mask. Lightly reinforced. dark colours for stealth. Molecular resistance field, basically mini krieg.[Trickster's Cane]This is a metal cane with an outer shell made of the same metal as your cards but smooth instead of sharp(obviously) it doesn't cut through things in the same way. Instead it softens whatever it hits and deforms it.The cane also contains a directional electromagnet that allows you to recall your cards after they've been thrown, or technically anything magnetic enough for the beam to affect.option list at hideoutDo some TinkeringTime to play with ChemicalsExplore the CityGo Stop some CrimeGo Do some CrimeFood thoOpen Research ScreenNew Outfit>write in.Research: Armsmaster's Arm Unlocked.
>>2541364I kinda want to pull a Carcer with Arm-master
>>2541389always having a knife?
>>2541387>Go Do some CrimeAlso you need to add the +1 to Karma
>Go Do some CrimeRob a bank
>>2541387>Open Research Screenwe gotta find out about that second 
>>2541387>Do some TinkeringTinker a rocket skateboard.
>>2541394Always having one more knife than expected
>>2541387>Do some TinkeringLet's crack open that arm and see what madness looks like from the other side of the fence.
>>2541387>Do some TinkeringWe need to do some base building
>>2541387>>2541393Switching to>Play with Chemicals
>>2541387>Open Research Screen
>>2541387this >>2541393>>Research Arms-ArmIs nobody worried he's got a tracker in there or something?
>>2541387>Play with Chemicals
>>2541387>Research: Armsmaster's Armsecurity upgrades people.If someones sending assassins after us then we need to upgrade.what, you thought he probably didn't break into our house while we were gone?How naive.Our gas research can be stolen
>>2541387>Research the Arms-Armagain make sure theres no tracker or some shit and aside from that just generally tinker with it.
>>2541408sorry, I meant to put something in about you checking it for bugs but I forgot.
>>2541387>>2541404Switching back to >Arms-Arm Because I forgot about trackers
>>2541387>Research the Arm Arm
>>2541410We're a massive "get fucked" to coil no matter what he tries he always screws up when it comes to us
>>2541387>Research the Arms-Arm
>>2541410No one else can use it though, it's the realm of our unique tinker powerDragon could actually, but she's the only para who can. Normies definitely can't.
>>2541429they couldn't create any more of it, but they could make something kinda like it.
>Upgrade Base Defenses Arms can't wait, need to deal with Coil ganks
also voting is overResearch winsBuilding Reinforcements: unlocks defences for the Hideout.Machine Shop: Sometimes a tinker needs ways of going EVEN FASTERResearch Capes: May give you an idea for a new Item based on the powers of others.Genetic Chain Modification:???Medical Applications:ObviousArmsmaster's Arm:???
Base defense please
>>2541434>>Upgrade Base DefensesY E S >>2541387
Guys, can we check the other number after this? I'm curious about what Tattletale has to say.>>2541438Building Reinforcements: unlocks defences for the Hideout.
>>2541438Building Reinforcements: unlocks defences for the Hideout.
>>2541438> Armsmaster's ArmIf we'll be fighting Coil and the PRT, we need to be armed to the teeth. Besides that, I've got a hunch the research could enhance our gloves.
>Genetic Chain Modification:???OH YEAH WE GOTTA DO THIS LATER MY DUDS>>2541438Building Reinforcements
>>2541438>Building Reinforcements: unlocks defences for the Hideout.
>>2541438>Medical ApplicationsI've been liking the medical route we've been flirting with.
>>2541438>Genetic Chain Modification:???Oh i am READY for some mutagens.
>>2541438>Reinforcments They seem like the best idea but I really want to do genetic chain manipulation
>Building Reinforcements: unlocks defences for the Hideout
alright, base defence takes it.roll me 3d20+3
Rolled 13, 7, 8 + 3 = 31 (3d20 + 3)>>2541470
Rolled 20, 9, 5 + 3 = 37 (3d20 + 3)>>2541470
Rolled 12, 3, 20 + 3 = 38 (3d20 + 3)>>2541470
Rolled 9, 2, 2 + 3 = 16 (3d20 + 3)>>2541470no arms-arm eh...
Hahahaha double twenty
>>2541475Y E S
>>2541475Holyshit I rolled a 20 that never fucking happens
Rolled 5, 2, 6 + 3 = 16 (3d20 + 3)>>2541470
>>2541470>>2541474>>2541475>20, 9, 20This fucking luck can't be real.
20, 9, 20imma write this up for just a sec
>>2541490A knife for the Madman outfit
>>2541490I'm digging it. We should also get some hidden recording devices on us. Imagine what would happen to Armsmaster if we sent what he just said to us to the PRT. He's so clearly unhinged.
>>2541523A sane guy pretending to be crazy and a crazy guy pretending to be sane
>>2541523Wait...he said that while we were surrounded by civilians. Who recorded our fight. Shit has to be on youtube and worldstar or something.
We need a tv damn it.We gotta make our own?
>>2541528Once you realize what a joke everything is, being a comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Okay, so this is gonna be the last post for the night.You begin your research not in the brainstorming area this time, but by looking around your hideout, this place needs to be made more secure and you know how to do it.Firstly, a second set of walls is placed inside of the main ones, made of thick sheets of Inconel. This will protect against Pretty much anything trying to batter the doors or walls down short of an Endbringer. Next you have the alarms, these ones are just theory at the moment, but you have an idea for a chemical compound which when activated by sound, starts reacting and moving like crazy to the point where it could work as a bell with something to ring against.The last actual change you make is to the warehouse. You shift enough metal that the warehouse has actual rooms now, with heavy Inconel doors in between the main area and the workshop/laboratory.The main room where you sleep and chill now has a television and a proper radiator now as well, that's pretty awesome. And Bruce seems to enjoy sleeping next to the radiator.Now it's a place you could show your friends. If you had any friends.see you at five or so tomorrow.I'll stay here and answer questions for about an hour or so.
>>2541559>when you always were the funny guy from school to uni but you always had a horrible existential dread
>>2541559You forget that the new Ward is literally the Comedian. Down to the pin.A Pin you think you remember.
>>2541569Did anyone record what Arm1/2master said to us?
>>2541573And the comedian is our little brother
>>2541575yes, almost eight.
>>2541577OR it’s our dad the lazy alcoholic fuck the which would make more sense
>>2541569What was Tattletale's first impression of us like?
>>2541569Btw Leviathan is going to attack in a month on May 15th according to the wiki
>>2541591It's not our dad. He's a ward which means he's underag
>>2541595A bit relieved actually, She'd heard that you were a ranting murderous maniac and as a result all of her deductions used that as a base point. Whereas when she saw you her power went like."Oh, he only might lobotomise you actually.""Just don't be a bitch,"
>>2541601And bakuda is going to attack within the month
>>2541605How’s Coil feeling right now?
How is human trash bag aka panacea doing?
>>2541606I know bruh.>>2541609he's convinced that you're a luck manipulator.>>2541610She continues to be worst girl. saved only by her ability to save the lives of better people.
>>2541569Has Panacea sued us for sexual harassment yet? That's a crime I'd rather not have in our record.Does Bakuda knows about us?
>>2541614How’s Colin feeling right now?
Did we cut out the part of storm tigers brain responsible for powers
>>2541614Any chance of meeting that girl performed untrained neurosurgery on?Also, what's the villain community's overall opinion of us, as well as hero?
>>2541614>he's convinced that you're a luck manipulator.Of course, we got QMC AND Joker's plot armor!
>>2541614I'm saying it for everyone, we should improve our defenses by a bit. Maybe have a bit of SmileX always in the air, maybe try to increase the density of our iconel to really screw with everything that hits us
It’s show time then, let’s confront our brother darth vader stile , fuck the abb soo hard to cause infighting, attack the other gangs , make money on the drug trade , became king ob bb and troll armlessmaster
>>2541605ahahahaha, we're the one person in the world she doesn't want to do her patented smug bitch routine with.
>>2541614Is there gonna be a new thread or will it be in this one?
>>2541614How's Taylor doing? Has she joined the Undersiders or did we cockblock them from getting her?
>>2541618Panacea left that particular bit out of the report, for reasons unknown.Bakuda knows of you, yes.>>2541625Unstable, and getting chewed out by Piggot is never fun. What he's actually scared of is Dragon's reaction.>>2541626no, you cut out the part of his brain largely responsible for aggression, independence and intuition.>>2541630Standard Master Containment lasts for a week, four days left until she's free. (potentially)the villains are wary, especially the Empire, but they reckon they could take you with a good enough plan.>>2541644this thread.>>2541646Cockblocked, she's been doing research on you.
>>2541639Dude there is NO reason to maintain a secret identity. We really should walk in, tell them we are ok, then walk out.
>>2541569>it's a place you could show your friends. If you had any friendsFuck, we need more friends.We should check in on that taylor girl, she seemed swell
>>2541653But that’s boring
>>2541648>Cockblocked, she's been doing research on youdid we just end the world?
>>2541659It won't be when our dad or brother calls the cops and we have to kill them all infront of our them.
>>2541648I honestly hope Dragon helps Colin stabilize like she did in the serial, Colin x Dragon is best ship.>cockblockedHoly fuck this is best timeline, isn't it?
>>2541648How’s Taylor feeling, and is Lung still alive?
>>2541661Eep you got a point
>>2541626>>2541648Wouldn't Othala's regeneration restore Stormtiger's brain meats?
>>2541665Don't worry, she'll find some way to be a fuckup.
>Now it's a place you could show your friends. If you had any friends.Man we need some friends, maybe if we go out some more we'll run into someone chill enough to hang with a crazy person.
>>2541665I agree. see pic related.>>2541670yeah it did.He's not the same though.
>>2541490>hunting knife>barely a stabby pointUseless
>>2541687It's more of a slicer
>>2541569>when activated by sound, starts reacting and moving like crazy to the point where it could work as a bell with something to ring againstWouldn't our constant manic laughter set it off? Oh god how do we turn it off!
>>2541700you aren't constantly laughing all the time, it's an involuntary reaction to stress.
Mfw we lobotomized the racist out of him
>>2541708We lobo'd everything out of him
>>2541614Is luck manipulation one of our powers? We've been getting an awful lot of twenties
>>2541703What's our medical skills connected to?
>>2541721>Everytime we get a twenty a Coil fumbles
>>2541722What's it's style, is what I meant
>>2541721no, you're just really lucky.>>2541722Molecular processing is externalised by your powers in the form of specialising in chemical reactons, and the understanding of structures and how they should be. your actual ability to use these skills is a result of your unique Tinkering method. You are essentially able to tinker things and fix them. as a side effect, you are essentially tinkering the person back to 100%
>>2541739Do the Nine know about us?Also we should probably fitx about with the gun we found if that's how our powers work
>>2541739So... Crazy Diamond?
>>2541739tl'dr You can fix anything. even people.
>>2541752Heh, "fix"Like a drug fix.
>>2541750yes, this.>>2541748Jack is a bit dismissive, but your gas got Bonesaw's attention. And Mannequin Likes your cards a lot.
>>2541752Can we fix a broken marriage?
>>2541760no, because that's what you actually needed.and that's how powers in Worm tend to work.
>>2541767Did us falling into the chemicals work like a second trigger?
>>2541776no, it had something to do with the negative effects of having two Shards.
>>2541767You heard it folks, the reason we have Crazy D+Tinkerer+Joker powers is because our parents had a shit relationship and the one thing we couldn't fix was that
>>2541757>tfw the Slaughterhouse actually thinks you're cool>tfw you get to be Bonesaw's big brother
>>2541780then there's the whole, living a joyless, hunted existence with no place of permanent safety.
>>2541767Do we have a list of the theme songs anywhere?How much of a threat are we to the 9 in a one on one scenario?Can we start a smear campaign against Colin by saying he's not a good tinker and gets by on stolen tech, using audio from the fight as proof?Does anyone want to be our friend?
>>2541792Bonesaw wants to be our Imōto
>>2541791And being gassed gently to sleep while your organs are harvested.>>2541792nah, not really, I just post them when i think it's appropriate.for everything except crawler and Siberian you have a decent chance. but that's one on one.Maybe, but you're a Villain who's never even fought an endbringer. while Armsmaster is on posters next to the triumvirate. And it's fairly common knowledge among cape enthusiasts that if one tinker beats another, it almost always results in stolen tech.Bonesaw and Mr Higgs, Kid Win and Taylor. other people are interested in you at best.
>>2541803>She takes to watching anime so she can make a proper connection to us
>>2541821For the life of me I can't remember who Higgs is.
>>2541836the girl's dad, he could stop time for everyone, including himself.
>>2541836Businessman who's daughter we saved
>>2541821>spoiler pic related>>2541828We will protect the SHoT outta her smile.Quick we need to convert the shop into a ghetto hospital for those without insurance.If that doesn't get her vote over Panacea I don't know what will.
>>2541844>>2541845Oh nice. How pissed is Coil getting with us?
>>2541828Anon... There's no anime in Worm. Leviathan went Old testament on Japan.
>>2541849>Bio-chem shoulder loliWho could say no?
>>2541852Considering how much trouble he's inI would say Very.
>>2541852He despises you on a visceral level. You could have been a very useful too, but you have proven yourself time and time again to be an intolerable obstruction.
>>2541844Wait, his timestop can include other people?
We need to step up our game, I’m talking original xcom terror mission
>>2541859he stops time for the entire world. but he can still think and move his eyes.
>>2541858How many simulations has he run trying to get rid of us?
>>2541855I mean we can't ACTUALLY do it, we have established Manic as very anti follower, so working for Slaughterhouse 9 is a no.But GOD i wish we could, I have a burning need to protect smiles.Get it?I'm so very lonely...
>>2541875he doesn't run simulations, he splits into two timelines and then makes different choices in each one, then gets rid of the timeline he doesn't like.he has done that four times now.
>>2541767Here's the stupidest shit I've made all day
>>2541892It shall take pride of place as the first piece of OC on the original content channel.
>>2541898I feel so honored, I'll post it there myself
>>2541887I know how he works, forgive my poor wording. I was curious if he's done more attempts of screen.
Fuck you already did it, and it's small as hell
>>2541903yeah, twice on screen and twice off screen.
>>2541909Sorry, I did it before i saw that you wanted to put it there.I shall delete it, so that you can do it property.
>>2541878Well she had a bit of a change of heart once she was out of their influence for awhile. Maybe someday.
>>2541917Thanks, loving the quest and joker theme of this. Can't wait to derail the plot of this series even further
>>2541854There's the shit from Earth Aleph. They do have access to everything our Earth has.
>>2541887The best we can do is treat her really nice when the time comes.
>>2541923Fuck, we just cant get rid of those damn weaboos.
>>2541854>>2541923Plus, the attack on Japan was in 1999. So anything produced before that is fine....and while one island was sunk, the other three main ones are still there. Even as a third world country, they could still produce some stuff.
>>2541917So got any more plans for OCs? We have Smiley, and the Higgs. Anyone else out there waiting for Manic the Maniac, or are you trying to keep it to a minimum.
>>2541940I'll probably keep it to a minimumI'd rather expand on already existing characters than make up new ones entirely.
>>2541945Do Lung or any of the other Undersiders aside from TT have an opinion of us? What was the reaction in both hero and villian circles to our fight with Armsmaster?
God damn it i missed an entire thread while i slept!
>>2541945Hmmhmmm understandable .Can't wait to see your interpretations of our BELOVED cast of LOVABLE and WHOLESOME characters.>>2541960Besides Regent being scared of us even more than TT was, I don't think anything else was said.
So are we a Chaos Tinker?
Toy weapons when?!>Laughing Gas! Fear Gas! All kinds of Gasses to effect people in weird ways!>Lupin III gadgets to evade capture/restrictions.>Pocket dust.>Various liquids.>Water guns for our liquids.>Toy bombs.>Toy BANG! pistol, looks exactly like our real one we have so we can switch between them.>Toy boxing glove that is also a power fist.>Joy Buzzer that can switch between harmless and high voltage.>Singular/Bouquet of squirt flowers that squirt our liquids.>Not having a 'surprise slingshot' which shoots pellets full of surprises(like ground glass and failed toxic tinker substances) and custom grenades.>Not having a missile launcher which goes shoots out a flag that says 'bang' which is a cover for the fact that the missile launcher IS the missile before it shoots off.>Not having Borderlands 2 explosive tediore guns.>Not attaching our strange metal creator to a gun and feeding it junk to shoot bullets.>Not creating a toy cupid crossbow with customizable bolts.
>>2542018We're a chaos character.
Wait! Do our cards and grenades home in on targets because we guide them with our molecular bullshit? Would a card gun even be as accurate since the cards don't touch us if that's the case?
>>2542023Well Chaos Tinker is a classification of Tinker that we seems to fall into pretty well.
>>2541960Lung: WELL HE BEAT ME, I GUESS!?Grue: I hope my gas cancels out his gas.Regent: (Cheering sarcastically from Sidelines)But the sidelines have to be very far away.Bitch: I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me.as for reactions to the second Armsmaster Fight.Empire:Why does he only play around like that with the heroes? Oh no, Armsmaster's going nuts.Merchants: He's great to watch when you're high.Bakuda: "I'm a way better tinker than him, I know I am. Right Lee?" (Bakuda is curled up on a sofa eating raw cookie dough while saying this.)S9: He doesn't kill enough.>>2542018Your character is essentially a mix between binary and Chaos tinkers. With the Construction methodology of a Field test tinker.I.e Sit back and let Jesus take the wheel.>>2542027You are guiding them with a mixture of molecular bullshit and extreme reflexes.
>>2542043>S9: He doesn't kill enough.OH NO THEY DIDN'T!
Let’s poison the water supply when things go to shit
>>2542052>poison the water supply>with a steroid that promotes healing and cooperative activity, save a bunch of people>also causes insane diarrhea and laughter on delayed release
>>2542043S9 continuing to be largely boring edgefags.Empire not realising we play around with heroes because they won't kill us either.Tsun Bakuda and Lung are great.What about some heroes?
>>2542043>Bitch: I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me.Classic>S9: He doesn't kill enough.SOON BABY GIRLBIG BRO IS COMING
>>2542052Let's threaten to poison the water supply, then poison the water supply anyway but with our more harmless diluted gas.>BREAKING NEWS: Barnaby bay wins happiest country in the USA award.
>>2541779>TWO SHARDSAre you kidding? How the fuck is this possible?
>>2542076Because fuck us, apparently the Entities want some experimental data.
>>2542076Fist thread, when we trigger we see the the entities argue then agree on giving us both powers.
>>2542062>we play around with heroes because they won't kill us either.I'm pretty sure Armsmaster is edging closer and closer to an eventual murder attempt on us.
>>2542088I mean we do have some sort of developing obsession with taking his limbs
>>2542074Let’s use THC the ingredient in marijuana that makes you high
>>2542088At that point I'd be ok with responding in kind. We're pretty reactionary.>>2542074>Cherish can't be depressed enough to remove scions will to live to defeat him.I mean, is this world worth saving anyway?
>>2542076BS:Gee Manic! How come the Entities let you have two shards?M:Only better to protect your smile with my dear.>>2542088We have cards, and Nat 20s ready with his name on it if he ever crosses that line.I'm pretty excited desu.
>>2542104>I mean, is this world worth saving anyway?Who knows, perhaps that's why only a mad man is trying.
>>2542062Armsmaster: DRAGOOON, he stole my aaarrm.Dragon:Just chill the fuck out colin, wtf.Clockblocker:(Giggling)Battery:(Loud Honking Laugh)Rest of Protectorate:JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE!New Wave: Woooow Woooowww, really dude, He's just one guy.Triumvirate: Who?
>>2542106Alright buddy we get, imotos make you loco. Go take a walk somewhere before you creep out the QM.
>>2542132Finally, a man of culture
>>2542132>>2542133>>2542135I have never felt so betrayed in my whole life.Besides this is Worm, every girl is shit.Everyone. Single. One.At least Riley has a smile to protect.
>>2542165Nah that tentacles mostrr was alright
>>2542043>Binary tinkers arise from a crossroads, two major, long-term problems coming to a head, in a lose/lose situation or a compounding effect.>Chaos tinkers arise from situations where the tinker trigger has a high degree of confusion or missing information. They face a long-term problem, and the problem can’t be solved because of a big question mark in the midst of it all.Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
So how did we learn we are called Manic?
>>2542165Eh, Riley is good after she drops her Peter Pan syndrome.
>>2542187it's not perfect, but close.
>>2542191PHO most likely
>>2542187Makes sense. Bad family life and bad neighborhood resulting in us being drugged and confused during our trigger
>>2542191File was leaked to the media, not much information but our assigned name.
>>2542208Oh yeah, at some point we need internet access so we can shitpost on PHO.
>>2542135Oh yeah, what's Panacea think about us doing her job for her?
>>2542231We might actually have a chance to make her less shit. Or shove her off the deep end even faster. We kinda win either way.
>>2542175She probably thinks we are a horrible person for being so casual about taking that step.Probably secretly really jealous.The really trouble comes from Victoria, who was probably told about what happened and is low key hunting us down.
>>2542257She's probably relieved too, someone else that can take the some of the burden of her shoulders.
>>2542257Think our cards can get through her shield?
>>2542257You know what they say *blood for the blood god skull for the skull throne*
>>2542276Our gas maybe
>>2542231she refuses to believe that you didn't have some sort of ulterior motive, from the second you were dubbed a villain, nothing could possibly have made her change her mind about you being an evil bastard.This conflicts with parts of the second point.She is externalising her self hatred and fear of going off the deep end onto you, and yet since hearing about how you helped one of the few she chooses not to. She can't help but feel a mix of extreme jealousy and crushing guilt.
>>2542293Oh boy, Our Lady of Collateral Damage AND Pan-Pan Chan are not happy with usthis should be fun
Has our power ratings changed at all?
>>2542286Most definitely, she still breathes after all.
>>2542272Yeah, what a horrible selfish BITCH.Can't wait to bully her more.>>2542276Only one way to find out.Time to go on another walk.>>2542293Oh man you got me hype. New Wave Sister showdown when? I wanna see if Vicky's Intimation has any effect on Manic. We'd probably start laughing uncontrollably.
>>2542320We have very ENTHUSIASTIC walks.
What is pans deal, does she LIKE being mental or something? She makes spiderman look like a well adjusted adult.
>>2542343She's been conditioned from a young age to have an unhealthy obsession with her adoptive sister. So part of it is her being a cunt naturally, and part of it is Gloryhole's power.
>>2542343Amy has had a very hard life.
>>2542343>>2542348Think we can FIX her brain to not be crazy?
>>2542312Tinker went up to eight, your gas is pretty insane.>>2542343Her adoptive mother fears and as a result, neglects her. Her adoptive father slipped into a DEEP depression. and he was one of the few members of the family who actually loved her and treated her well. Her actual father is the Villain named Marquis. who was known for turning people into bone trees. She was Pavlov'd into being in love with her sister.she has had a hard life.And she is constantly told how dangerous her powers are.
>>2542343>What is pans dealTrauma from seeing her daddy almost skewered by Brandish when she was 6Then Being "adopted" by Brandish, who projects her distrust of her dad onto PanpanAdding to that Flashbang is depression central and is mentally out of it most days and Glory Girl's aura making Panpan obsessed with her sister.All of that combined with the stress from being known as THE healer when in reality her power is control of all biological matter she touches, making her potentially one of the most dangerous capes in the world makes for a boiling cauldron of issues.
>>2542370>makes for a boiling cauldron of issues>CauldronHahahahahaha>>2542363>your gas is pretty insane>insaneHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2542370Remember the basic bro code Don’t stick your dick in crazy
>>2542244You can say that about any of the girls in worm. Minus blue wave
>>2542385>Don’t stick your dick in crazyWhat dick?That sounds like PUSSY talk to me.
>>2542401The crazy that manipulate biological matterAll the sudden our d becames a bird because we forgot her birthday
>>2542414Don't forget her birthday dummy. Just be a good person and trust that she will do the same.Wait what am I saying? I don't even like Pan.Nevermind fuck that ugly whore.
>>2542293We really should start an underground clinic to heal people. If only to see the look on Panaceas face and it would make it impossible for heroes to move against us.
So what sort of tinker things should we have next?>Card gun / duel disk that shoots inconel cards that may or may not be homing>BANG! gun where the BANG! flag is actually a dart of ridiculously strong tranquilizer or whatever we choose to load it with>Happy Zappers tinkered to be able to vary charge and either slightly static shock someone, or outright reduce them to molecular dust and ash>Inconel sword/pocketknife/melee weapon that is easier to hold and wield than flat cards>Lapel flower that sprays any liquid we load it with>Special wire for healing purposes>Chemical substance for healing extreme burns or surface damage>Chemical substance that severely reduces whatever it comes into contact with, like bleach or chlorine but much much stronger>Chemical substance that weakens molecular integrity of whatever it comes into contact with, enabling us to more easily break it or disrupt it>Chemical substance deriving from containment foam, but causes objects to become elastic and bounce or repulse force
>>2542522Honestly, we'd probably have the best chance at healing Pan if she got fucked up enough. On short notice at least.
I doubt it will happen but I kinda hope we get caught just so we can give a one bad day monologue. I'm quite fond of the one in Arkham origins.
>>2542522I like this idea. Being a part time medic and selling cheap meds as a side hussle was already something I wanted to push, but making a fully fledged clinic would not only be great for good boy points, but we have a steady stream of homeless smucks to experiment on if we need it.
>>2542561Wanna take Cauldron's market? I like it.
>>2542561I think one of the best uses during the Leviathan attack would be providing our cards and working with the medics
>>2542561I don't wanna be a good boy though. I kinda want to see us go off the deep end instead of trying to mill about in the middle and tinker all day. Although I'm not gonna lie, goofing off and heckling Armmaster and stealing his shit while doing it is a fucking riot.
>>2542575See if we go off the deep end we'll get lumped together in the same category as those pricks in the Slaughterhouse 9And I'd rather us not, so tinkering all day, fucking with the ABB and Empire 88, and heckling Armmaster is basically my go-to plans until Bakuda.
>>2542561sounds nice>>2542575the middle thing is the best even if it tingles my inner moral fag.
>>2542561Screw good-boy points. Wild card all the way.>>2542572Maybe we can be as good at damaging Endbringers as Flechette/Foil is, despite the fact that all Endbringers have a concentrated core of bullshitanium?>>2542575We just have to meme on everybody we meet or fight. No one will be exempt. Hero and villain alike will suffer the wild ride of parahuman Joker.
>>2542585Agreed, my number one goal in this quest is to brutally murder as many gangsters as possible, and bullying all the other "heroes" for being little shits.
>>2542585Good point. I guess sticking in the middle and just laughing at everything is the way to go. We really need more dialouge where we burst out laughing to unnerve people though.>>2542601>We just have to meme on everybody we meet or fight. No one will be exempt. Hero and villain alike will suffer the wild ride of parahuman Joker.Then let's meme the fuck out of everything even our patients!
>>2542575>>2542601The good boy points are for keeping the heroes off our dick, it's a front, a good way to practice our powers, and make some cash while also pissing everyone off.>>2542612Killing gangsters is nice, but we need money and materials to do the damage we need to put a real dent in their organization. Cheap Meds is one way to do it.
>>2542638Well fuck. That's actually a sound plan. We should probably set up our "clinic" somewhere distant from our HQ just to be safe. Or do we just secure the fuck out of HQ, not give a fuck, and work from there?
>>2542561Nah save the experimentation on the fools who break the rules or start a fight.The rules for the Clinic1 ALWAYS Listen to the Doctor2 NO trouble3 If you break a rule you just volunteered yourself for SCIENCE!>>2542575In that case we might as well join slaughterhouse 9.>>2542601Nah it's not being a good boy it's about protection and experimenting with our powers. We'll have all the test subjects we could ever want and the superheroes can only watch.Not to mention make money.
>>2542624We're a mad man in a mad world and one of the few who might actually care about it. What's not to laugh at?
>>2542652>In that case we might as well join slaughterhouse 9.Don't you mean become the slaughterhouse?Also fuck all this shit about helping people for "protection" and "money" and stuff, i said it before and i'll say it again, i want to be the guy who does occasionally benevolent things rather than trying to do them all the time.
>>2542659>One of the few who might actually care about.I like the idea that behind the violence and laughter, Manic genuinely wants to help the community, or at the very least wants to eradicate the shit that made his own life so trash.We just like doing it the "fun" way.
>>2542678this, we were a kid for fuck sakes not a school shooter
>>2542686>this, we were a kid for fuck sakes not a school shooterSchool shooters are usually kids.
Seriously though, this clinic idea sucks.
>>2542638Exactly.>>2542648The problem is if we put too far away we'll encounter random events during transit and more importantly, the Superheroes will be a LOT more tempted to target us if they don't have to worry about civilians/publicity concerns. The villains don't have to worry about any of that.
>>2542694a normal kid not a fucked up and raped shit bag taking his shit out on the world.Eh, a mobile clinic van when we feel like it is fine.
>>2542695sounds like a good part time business to and it can actually get us money and karma points with little effort. but you do you anon.
>>2542678This reminds me a lot of Taylor during the warlords arc, except Taylor is inherently OBSESSED with control and bullying others into submission just like she was.>>2542673>I want to be the guy who does occasionally benevolent things rather than trying to do them all the time.I second this.>>2542705I like this idea more over the clinic idea other people are pushing. We just drive around looking for trouble or injured people, stop by, heal them up, drive off laughing. It could work.
>>2542706We can always sell super steroids to gym members or rob a bank cowboy style
I have a plan. How's about we act like we're robbing a bank, but when we get into the vault, we just leave a card for Armmaster in a pile of confetti and balloons or something?
>>2542686I mean, the way things were going I can see it going that way.>Bullied>No friends>No GF>Shit homelife>WhiteWe got all the checks right here.>>2542713Taylor and Barn are very similar all things considered. The difference is that we know how to have fun, and don't obsess over the ideal of being a hero.
>>2542705alright this sounds better than the clinic thing>>2542736>sell super steroids>profit>it ends up being like Titan or wtv was the serum from batman arkham>they become monsters>we hunt them down>???>more profit>>2542751I like it
>>2542705>Eh, a mobile clinic van when we feel like it is fine.Ok you just sold me on the clinic idea with that. A mobile, had to catch ghetto van that we occasional drive to offer cheap questionable heals to people sound like hilarity.>>2542706Why i'm mad at this idea is that it's adding regularity to a wild card character at the cost of FUN! If we want money we could just go rob a bank or do other fundraising stuff instead of relying on our medical skills.And an other thing, why in the everloving fuck would any anon want MORE karma? Our best slick and what makes this quest so fun for me is that we morally confuse the heroes by doing good things as a horrible villain, but the entire moral conflict AND FUN is lost when we stop doing bad things to farm "Good-boy points" for whatever reason! How the hell are we supposed to be the Joker/Manic, the guy who will either lobotomize you or heal you at the flip of a coin, if we keep chasing good karma?
>>2542678This is the shit that I want I want The Manic to be doing. He may be a bit evil and demented, he may kill a few villains, and he may be a general immature ass but at his heart, behind the white skin and teeth, he is still Barnaby Campbell, a kid who loves his mom and little brother and wanted to be a hero.
>>2542752>I mean, the way things were going I can see it going that way.>Bullied>No friends>No GF>Shit homelife>White>We got all the checks right here.I didn't even realize how many "Future school shooter" boxes we check until you pointed it out. I don't know how to feel about that.
>>2542766We have friends, if you count the dog and the old man.
>>2542757it satisfies me because I have an inner moralfag and sometimes it takes control , I understand what you say (in a way)but ehr, chill, not like it would be a frequent thing I guess. if it does become that is
>>2542757Imagine if the RE:4 Merchant was a doctor. I think that captures the general tone we'd be going for.
>>2542752>The difference is that we know how to have fun, and don't obsess over the ideal of being a hero.Fuck yeah, just need less meta trying to be edgy on purpose or being the joker so much.
>>2542765I really like that take on him. Good show, anon.
>>2542752The Manic doesn't give a fuck about heroic ideals, he just does what he deems right/beneficial. Fuck heroic ideals, we've thrown that to the wind so far and we've done a better job at it than anybody else
>>2542769We only just recently got those friends man.>>2542770I'm sorry, it's just that i've seen too many promising villain quests go down the shitter of Noblebright anti-hero. And this quest is really really great, the most fun i've had recently with a quest, so i'm kinda on a hair trigger on anything that raises alarms in my head.>>2542771This is exactly what i want to be, no Clinic, just a guy wandering around letting life lead him to what he should be today. A healer? A villain? A hero? A sociopath? A guy looking for a meal?
>>2542705>>2542713>>2542757>mobile clinicWill it have an [spoilier] song like an ice cream van? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZB6WXDuM1g [/spoiler]
>>2542751I fucking love this idea.
>>2542751Only if we put a replica/reconstruction of his arm in there with a bow on it.
Man... how come Armsmaster isn't questioning why we look like a fucking freakazoid now?
>>2542775What we NEED is to murder more gangsters with laughing gas.I think the main idea we need to take away is the idea of the "Pure and True Hero" doesn't exist in this world, so why should we try?"Fun" is finding new and exciting ways to exterminate and piss of people we don't like.If we keep doing that, the side details can fill themselves out as we keep moving forward.
>>2542795Fuck yeah dude.
>>2542784>Manic doesn't give a fuck about heroic ideals, he just does what he deems right/beneficialIts like we're taylor but ... funner i guess
>>2542784>The Manic doesn't give a fuck about heroic ideals, he just does what he deems right/beneficial.I disagree, those aren't the main reasons why Manic does things, he does things for fun! For his own happiness and satisfaction cause he's still a bit of a kid.>>2542790https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOc-vrwbqGk
>>2542798Armsmaster suffers from tunnel vision also, he most likely does not give a single fuck about our state other thane "currently not in a cell".
>>2542800Definitely need to kill more. Just not the super low rankers like kids getting forced recruited n shit.
>>2542811True. I don't think there's anyone else that's gotten a good enough look at us pre chemicals.
>>2542800I agree, we need to lower our karma so we can achieve Swiss neutral karma instead of this morality talk.
Another thoughtCan we Fix Case 52s?
>>2542819Why should we even care about it at all? Let's just do whatever and if our Karma goes up, meh who cares, if it goes down, meh who cares?
>>2542822This guy gets it.
>>2542751>>2542765>>2542771>>2542775>>2542819>>2542800This this this. Every single one of these posts is what we should be doing.
>>2542820It's 53's and to be honest I don't see why not.Our powerset is, frankly, bullshit.If anyone can cobble together a humanoid body that still let's them use some variation of their powers it's either us, Bonesaw, or Panacea.Frankly they'd be better off jumping off a cliff than relying on those other two trainwrecks, we'll at least be willing to try without those pesky 'morals' and 'murder fetishes'.
>>2542813Killing for killing sake is lame S9 garbage. I have no problem killing if they come at us lethally first. We react. We escalate. But we don't provoke. Too busy doing our own thing. The good stuff we do is usually just to dick with another cape. Occasionally it's for good reason or we make some cash.
>>2542822Because i think anons naturally gravitate towards moralfraggotry, this great quest won't be fun for me anymore anymore if we turn into another anti-hero.
>>2542839I also don't want to play the Joker 100% straight, because he's an unfun edgy faggot. Being an anti-hero is shit, but it's better than being a "hero" or straight up villain in the WormverseAlso I don't think we're an anti-hero, we attack the gangs because they fucked us up, not because it's the right thing to do
>>2542838>Killing for killing sake"Killing for killling sake" is going on a rampage through the city. There is nothing wrong with hunting killing gangsters, and if you think there is something wrong with that then you are missing the point of the character.I will agree that we should stay on the defensive for now, but once we get all of our shit up and running then it's the war starts.
>>2542844We have to think by Wormverse logic and rules. No going full unfun edgelord, no going full unfun moralfag. We help random people when we feel like it, but we also murder random people when we feel like it, barring special cases for both like the girl healing. This way we stick to our Chaotic Neutral swiss-army 0 Karma, while also becoming a walking meme.
>>2542844>Doesn't wanna be a villain>Doesn't wanna be a hero>Doesn't wanna be an anti heroW-what do you want then dude?Sit around and make shit all day, then do nothing with it?>>2542852I don't want to get caught up on the 0 karma thing either desu. We have goals. 1) Making cool tech2) Using it to kill assholes3) Using it to bully "heroes"Perfect neutrality is more of a guiding light than a set goal, but I like your meme moxy.
>>2542838>Killing for killing sake is lame S9 garbage.I disagree, this is exactly what i'm talking about when i say i've seen promising villain quests go shit before, it's this idea that we shouldn't go out and be a villain and just stay passive. It's not as if i want to be an edgefag but it always starts with this talk about how we should be "Practical" or we shouldn't chase after trouble and just react if it comes to us.it keeps happening and it's why i don't enjoy quests anymore besides one that's been in a hiatus for more than a year.>>2542844>Being an anti-hero is shit, but it's better than being a "hero" or straight up villain in the WormverseIt's really not, i don't know much about the wormverse but anti-hero protagonists suck in every quest i've read.>Also I don't think we're an anti-hero, we attack the gangs because they fucked us up, not because it's the right thing to doI know and i love it but i'm really afraid for when that stops and we start doing it cause they're bad people or some shit.
>>2542865I just want to make shit, dunk on Armsmaster, and troll Pan-Pan-chan.>>2542868Don't worry I'm against us doing it because "they're bad people" too. I just don't want to go full villain because that's boring.
Man... Accord would absolutely despise us, wouldn't he?
>>2542872>I just don't want to go full villain because that's boring.What is it about villain route that's boring to you anon? I wanna hear you thoughts.
>>2542868>It's not as if i want to be an edgefag but it always starts with this talk about how we should be "Practical" or we shouldn't chase after trouble and just react if it comes to us.So you want us to actively seek out action and people to kill or meme on?>>2542865Thanks. I want to make cool tech too, see >>2542530>>2542874Definitely frothing at the mouth if only he knew.
>>2542883Because doing crime (unless it's a mob drama) doesn't appeal to me, and if Manic went full villain, he'd literally become the Joker in full, and I don't like the Joker.
Would killimg gangs cause they fucked us be against the people nitpicking?cause i've wanted to vendetta the fuck outa the ABB since they took our arm off
>>2542883The motivation is always ass. The character always devolves into lolsorandumb evul.
>>2542889Vendettaing the ABB is perfectly justified, I think.
>>2542889Oh I'm fine killing anyone who doesn't come correct when dealing with us. Coil is fair game because we know he was going to try and backstab us. ABB is fair game because they tried to organ harvest us. 88 is fine because they tried to forcibly recruit us. All of them also have no problem with trying to kill us so it's fair that we respond in kind.
>>2542887>So you want us to actively seek out action and people to kill or meme on?Occasionally yes cause the alternative is going down the slippery slope of all other cape quests, anti-hero that doesn't kill or have actual fun.It keeps happening. it just keeps happening.>>2542888I understand the Joker part but the crime i don't, why would doing crime not be fun for you?>>2542892I'd rather have lolsorandumb evil now, i haven't seen one in a while and it would be refreshing.
>>2542911Because The Godfather and Goodfellas is patrician and anything less is plebian.
>>2542889Our lives has been significantly made worse by living an a area ravaged by all 3 gangs.We have seen what they can do and have done, and even experienced it first hand.Even if the vendetta is only personal in regards to the ABB, lets not forget that the EE88 has also attacked us, and that ALL gangs are responsible for the state of the city.There is no reason for us NOT to go after them all.
>>2542907We should totally kill coil.
>>2542915Then i don't know how to fix this, i want to have fun my way and it's not compatible with you.
All of us are fine with revenge killing it seems, so let's do a shit ton more of that and utterly dismantle all of these organizations with a smile!
I just want to flood an area in lethal smilex and sit inside whistling and having fun watching the heroes shit themselves trying to figure out how to fix it. After that we go rob a bank and throw the cash off a building for everyone which is probably gonna inadvertently start a riot.
>>2542919Yes, this is good.
>>2542919Ye, this is fine.but dude, let's kill Coil.
I kind of want taylor to do it herself again.
What I like about Manic is how different he is from pretty much every character we meet. He's just this weird asshole that can do what he wants most of the time, and so far he hasn't been a dick about it. In Worm. Where everyone's a dick.He wants to have fun but still has empathy. Usually, characters like these just go full insane hedonistic, or some bullshit about how everything is chaos and they're just "showing the world its true form" or whatever.Manic's a lonely 16-year-old, that's lost a lot but isn't off the deep end yet. He doesn't have some grand plan or some bullshit, he's just trying to have fun.IN WORM. WHERE FUCKING NOTHING IS FUN.That could change in the future I guess, but I hope we don't just go full edge or full bleeding heart. The character's interesting in this universe as he is, him fucking around is entertaining to read. I hope it keeps being like that.
>>2542932This guy gets it I guess.
>>2542932This.100% percent this.
>>2542932Uber and leet had fun
>>2542939And you see where it got them.Worm hates fun, it takes fun and eats if for breakfast, then shits it out for before lunch.Manic is the one person that has fun and can get away with it.I'm sure if this was from Taylor perspective like the Novel, we would be written of as a crazy maniac so whatever.
>>2542946Yeah, if this were actually written like Worm, we'd be like that ultrahedonist I described, someone to be pitied and hated, which would leave the implication that you shouldn't have fun.
>>2542917Eventually, but first we should solidify ourselves before the Leviathan attack
The Fun thing im looking forward to is Zion Rolling for who dies during the leviathon attack.Imagine worm with kaiser and glory girls boyfriend not dying.
>>2543075>Leviathan attacks>All roll high>Nobody dies>Except maybe Leviathan
>>2543075On the note of Leviathan, should we make a knife for Chevalier? Given his ability and the fact that he seemed to be one of the more balanced capes in Worm, it could be worth it.
>>2543152The molecule cutting is our power. Who knows if regular Inconel has that same property? Giving it a try would still be worth it, but I feel like working with Flechette during Leviathan attack could lead to us killing Leviathan right there on the spot. If all goes well.
>>2543165>Leviathan pops out if the ocean>Maniac hands flechette a needle made of iconel>Leviathan puts his hands up and slowly backs away
>>2542530>dog-based superserum/hellhound-lite mutagen
>>2543249>Leviathan shows up.>Pour chemical solution into the bay.>All of the water becomes jello.And that's the story of how Manic pranked an Endbringer.
>>2543273>Were-hyena serum>Gas that makes you laugh without any harmful side effects>>2543305>The entire bay is a non-Newton fluid>Leviathan trys to run but can't
>>2543351i was thinking more in the lines of a biopunk werewolf form that we could use to one-on-one with high-tier brutes
>>2543383>Joker Fursona Super FormI'd rather not.
Can we chemical formula or brain surgeon our dog so its smart or can talk?
>>2543399Don't want to risk crit failing and lobotomizing our dog. Negative karma for days.
>>2543386If we keep the bitch bio-armor then it would look more like pic related than anything furry
>>2543417Why don't we make them into joker dogs then give them to Bitch, that way they're ultra powerful
>>2543439well, that depends on whether she's "I'll work for you" scared of us or "I'll kill you" scared of us, and I'm pretty sure shes a latter type of gal.Plus, [monster] joker is pretty lit and i figured werewolf would be more fitting/obtainable given the circumstances also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f2oGwvfjJM
>>2543465I would mind making a better Venom, if only to have a combat form but we should also try to see what other mutations we can get without being too inhuman
>>2543487well when you put it like that, jumping to lycanthropy when we haven't even touched things like myostatin was rather silly of me
>>2543499Might be interesting, but we should we should do something fun before we become totally overpowered
>>2543504that's why I was focused on werewolfs. that and I have faith that zion won't let us get too out of hand(we can only roll so high, after all)
>>2543508Let's study Lung's scale and steal his Regen first, then go onto being a Were-hyena
>>2543508Or find us a Harley, or let her find us if she's a good enough Harley
>>2543510Manic with Lung-tier regeneration.... is
>>2543512Not to mention that if we steal armsmaster's tech we could potentially have a card Maker inside our suit to continually shoot them out
>>2543399>crit success>dog actually becomes smarter than us>protectorate is surprised to find that the dog was the mastermind behind Manic
>>2543521>Manic was the dog all along
>>2543515It could also produce a few other gadgets
Everybody wants a card gun, but does anybody consider that ten is enough and that if we lose even one of them our tech could potentially be used against us?
This is pretty off topic, but I was wondering if anyone else who reads quests doesn't like the waifufaggotry that seems to plague every other semi-decent quest. What I mean by waifufaggotry is that i often see people very interested in the plot of a quest, but as soon as potential romantic interests are brought in, the focus isnt on the plot and what makes sense for the MC, but instead on how to best get bestgirl X Y or Z.
>>2543561Yes. Its why a QM needs to have a firm leash on the players, or choose a setting where almost the waifus are pretty terrible choices (Like Worm).Vote Jessica Yamada: Literally the only sane choice.
>>2543568She will become our harlequin
>>2543568I'd say Dragon is another contender, but then NTR is trash
>>2543571It's not NTR if they aren't dating.
>>2543571It'd be the perfect way to prank Armmaster, though!
>tfw you make a post complaining about waifufaggotry>people take the opportunity to talk about waifusnever change /qst/
>>2543576I mean this is worm we're talking aboutwaifus are rare and those that exist are either lesbian, nuts, overaged, underaged, or in prison. Or dead.
>>2543504I vote we perform surgery on the entire ABB to turn them into pasty white dough bois then turn the E88 into Blacks and Asians.Imagine it, if Grue pisses us off we turn him white. It'll be hilariousAlec gives us cheek we gas him then turn his wannabe French-ass into Irish
>>2543568Nah, the problem is your limiting yourself to /females/.If you open up the pool then you'll find a good few romance options that aren't raging dumpster fires full of daddy issues and trauma....I mean I can only really think of Newt and possibly Aegis, but that's better than the hell harpies on the other side of the fence.
>>2543597When the waifus are so bad it turns the Main Character Gay
>>2543597You are limiting yourself to only humans
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>2543599Rolling to seduce a Endbringer
>>2543599Yeah but the Endbringers have daddy issues for days, Scion's too much of a sad sack to be any fun, and Eden has brain damage.I mean with the last one we can pull a Shinji but that's no way to start a romance.
Gonna cuck the warrior
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2543600>>2543602Rolling to seduce Eden
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2543599>>2543600Roll to make best girl our Bōryoku-tekina tsubasa no imōto
Rolled 18 (1d20)Rolling for the ultimate cucking
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>2543610Rolling to obtain ALL IMOUTOS MINE MINE MINE MINE
Rolled 19 (1d20)Rolling to see if it's possible to ignore the waifu aspect for a while and just nuke gangs with laughing gas bombs
>>2543616Rolling for Armmaster's blood pressure. Higher means he's near apoplectic bordering cardiac arrest
Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>2543619Rolling for you, +1 for each time we've took his arm
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>2543619
alright, quit your shitposting, I'm back early.
>>2543622New idea: Methane Gas: A gas with a misleading name that just causes /severe/ immediate diarrhea to those exposedJust so we know if Armmaster can take off the armor quick enough to get to a toilet
>>2543624He probably has one built in.More efficient that way.
>Fear gas Imagine that in a crowd
just a word of warning, the barbecue I went to on Sunday has given me food poisoning. I'm currently bundled up with some meds and a bit drowsy. so I might take longer with my responses.
>>2543631Ah damn dude, sorry to hear. Hope you feel better.
>>2543631Damn. Get well soon man. Being sick sucks
>>2543631Man, you keep getting sick every other day it seems. Get well soon.
>>2543631Yikes, hope you get well soon
You wake on the Tuesday morning, having taken the rest of the day off yesterday to chill and enjoy the fruits of your labour.Namely, stolen TV. Which you now find yourself flicking through in hopes of some early morning entertainment."You dont know m-announcement of Giggleswitch's official Deb-And then you pour in as much wine-Endbringer Predictions, well Professor? What are we thinking?"That gets your attention, so you watch a bunch of masked Thinkers debate what city is destined for annihilation next. Somewhere coastal huh? well that sure narrows it down.Time to decide what you'll do this fine morning.Barnaby/Manic/???Status:Not OK[Need] 0/20[???]0/60Karma:5Money: 152 DollarsCurrent power Understanding: Superhuman Gymnast and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster'boots and Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.Happy Zappers:Gloves that Electrocute Enemies: non lethal.Madman's garb: heavy torso armour, full face helmet. strength enhancementTrickster's garb, partial face mask. Lightly reinforced. dark colours for stealth. Molecular resistance field, basically mini krieg.[Trickster's Cane]This is a metal cane with an outer shell made of the same metal as your cards but smooth instead of sharp(obviously) it doesn't cut through things in the same way. Instead it softens whatever it hits and deforms it.The cane also contains a directional electromagnet that allows you to recall your cards after they've been thrown, or technically anything magnetic enough for the beam to affect.option list at hideoutDo some TinkeringTime to play with ChemicalsExplore the CityGo Stop some CrimeGo Do some CrimeFood thoOpen Research ScreenNew OutfitCall the other numberwork towards some sort of long term goal?>write in.
>>2543643>work towards some sort of long term goalNamely dismantling every villain organization that has wronged us
>>2543631Keep a stiff upper lip BritFriend. I believe in you.
>>2543643>Do some TinkeringTime to break open that fucking arm.
>>2543643>Do some TinkeringMess with the arm, so we can make a replica to leave in the bank.
>>2543643> work towards some sort of long term goal?Drive Armmaster insane.
>>2543643Unlock the secrets of the Armpensator
>>2543643>Do some Tinkering
Still sticking with my long term goal but we should break open that arm while we have it
>>2543649It shouldn't be a perfect copy though. We should add something to it.For instance, every time the arm is used to punch something there is a random chance that the arm will play a Tommy Wiseau quote at a volume of 80 decibels.
>>2543643>write in: Research Armmaster arm.
Taking a look at the arm.d20+3
>>2543659that's not reeeeally a writen in, it's just>Open Research Screen>Armsbut faster
Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2543661
Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2543661
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>2543661
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>2543661
>>2543672so close, yet so far11 total, writing.
>>2543673Meh, can't win them all.
>>2543679meant to send another pic but whatever at this point.
Curled up into a ball on the floor head throbbing with pure agony, you come to realise that you're going to need more aspirin for this. It started off well enough, just open the outer casing and see what's inside, then study and disassemble the components. But the truth of the matter became apparent when you actually got a look at the inside of the arm. None of it is possible, there is more matter inside the construction than there is room for it, and it feels like staring into a non-euclidean hellspace.+10 ???You have to do something else, anything else.Barnaby/Manic/???Status:Not OK[Need] 5/20[???]10/60Karma:5Money: 152 DollarsCurrent power Understanding: Superhuman Gymnast and Tinker powers. Immune to poison, heightened senses.You have ten Alloy Cards the Trickster'boots and Garb equipped. You have a Revolver and gas grenades. alongside your old knife.Happy Zappers:Gloves that Electrocute Enemies: non lethal.Madman's garb: heavy torso armour, full face helmet. strength enhancementTrickster's garb, partial face mask. Lightly reinforced. dark colours for stealth. Molecular resistance field, basically mini krieg.[Trickster's Cane]This is a metal cane with an outer shell made of the same metal as your cards but smooth instead of sharp(obviously) it doesn't cut through things in the same way. Instead it softens whatever it hits and deforms it.The cane also contains a directional electromagnet that allows you to recall your cards after they've been thrown, or technically anything magnetic enough for the beam to affect.option list at hideoutDo some TinkeringTime to play with ChemicalsExplore the CityGo Stop some CrimeGo Do some CrimeFood thoOpen Research ScreenNew Outfit>write in.
>>2543697by the time you're done it is the afternoon, FYI
>>2543697>Go Do some CrimeRob a bank but leave a message that spells out”WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR TECH FAILMASTER!?!?”
>>2543697>New OutfitWe need a disguise for when we actually want to blend into a crowd, and not look like, ya know, a completely insane villain
>>2543697> Go Do some CrimeLet's work off this existential crisis by committing some nice, wholesome mischief.
>>2543697>Open Research Screen
>>2543697>Write-inDo the fake bank robbery and leave a paper-mache arm and the card for Armmaster.