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January 29th, 1989.

"Took you long enough, keeping this guy locked in the Foundation for 3 weeks was real chore." Billy Idol greets his fiancée with his megaphone stand in hand.
"I had to stay in Egypt for a bit to help out Avdol, can you give me the rundown?" Tempest shuts the door behind her and stares at the interrogation room's window.
"Geoff here tried to kill Jotaro and Hitomi with his stand but it obviously backfired on him, I tried interrogating him on DIO's possible contacts but he wouldn't budge." Billy explained.
"Of course you didn't, you're awful at these things..." Tempest shook her head. "I'm sure Final Countdown will get some answers out of him, just stand behind the door in case things go south."
"Yeah yeah just make it quick, Mr. Joestar said he was calling me in a few minutes to discuss something important." Billy pays no mind to his protocol and lets Tempest enter the room where Buggles' stand user was currently at.

The moment Tempest closes the door, she's quick to summon her stand, a black and white humanoid entity with numbers from 1 to 12 scattered across it's body, with it's members resembling pointers of a clock instead of traditional arms and legs.
"AHAHAHAHA! Another stand user? Give up already, you could hold me at gunpoint and I still wouldn't spill anything to ya!" Geoff says, mockingly glaring at her stand before Final Countdown engraved the number 90 on his forehead.
"Well that's pretty much what I'm going to do to you, after being marked by Final Countdown I'll be able to stop all of your bodily functions by force, that includes your heart and brain." Tempest sits down on the chair across from Geoff to casually inform him of his current situation.
"AHAH-- Wait, are you really going to kill me!?" The bald man panics after seeing the mark counting down on the window's reflection.
"Only if you keep laughing that way." Tempest makes the counter stop at 82. "I can stop the counter but that also lets me turn it down all the way to zero when the original 90 seconds have passed. Range is also irrelevant once you're marked so you might as well stop playing around."
Geoff audibly gulped in response, appearing to be more than willing to cooperate.

"Good! I knew Billy was too soft to interrogate you properly, now..."
>Who do you work for?
>Why did you try to kill Hitomi and Jotaro?
>What's your end game?
>Who else is with you?
>Write-in.

>>2527848
Welcome back
>Who do you work for?
>Who else is with you?

>>2527848
>Who do you work for?
>Who else is with you?
and writing in with
>If you employer has any schemes targetting Hitomi and Jotaro's acquaintances, start talking now

>>2527848
>Who else is with you?
This is the big one. We already know DIO contracted him, we know his endgame was to kill Hitomi and Jotaro, because DIO told him to. Maybe ask
>Who do you work for?
After we’ve gotten the first question.

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>>2527895
Writing, damn it feels good to be back.

>>2527925
It’s good to have you back.

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>>2527848
>Who do you work for?
>Who else is with you?
>If you employer has any schemes targetting Hitomi and Jotaro's acquaintances, start talking now

>>2527925
nice to see you back mang

Controlling Kakyoin when tho?

>>2527951
Probably Pol and Advol in Egypt. We also gotta check if Pol is any closer to giving Jolyne a future playmate.

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>>2527951
Tomorrow, today's all about Joseph and the Foundation.

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"Now who do you work for?" Tempest asks
"Me and my team were supposed to attack Joseph's group in Egypt once Enya awakened our stands, but since she had a falling out with DIO due to them disagreeing on how to approach the enemies, the old hag simply pushed us aside and told us to attack when we felt like it." Geoff blurts out.
"Why wait until now to attack?" Tempest presses him further.
"Prince found one of the arrows Enya had after she died and decided to run a few tests with it. Knowing you guys would eventually find him out he sent us to kill Jotaro's friends one by one so none of you could distract him." The stand user suddenly drops a truth bomb even Tempest wasn't expecting.
"Prince? Hold on, 'one of the arrows?' I thought there was only one!" Tempest takes her glasses off, afraid to rationalize the implications of people other than DIO having stand arrows with them.
"DIO wasn't the one who made them, Enya made a deal with a guy to get them all, pretty sure there are more than two, but they could be anywhere now..." Geoff scratches his head, clearly not knowing more than what they told him to do.

"Who else is with you then? You said you had a group, so if your employer has any schemes targeting Hitomi or anyone else you better start talking!" Tempest slams her hand on the table, ready to hear the film director speak.
"HA! Judging by how long you stalled to get an answer from me I'm pretty sure Prince has already planned an attack on someone else, we didn't speak about our missions for obvious reasons, but I would keep an eye on your boss if I were you." Geoff blissfully smiles, noticing how his own ignorance saved the rest of his group.
"Keep an eye out of Mr. Joestar? Shit, Billy! Dial his number!" The private investigator shouts to Billy, but her partner already has it covered.
"What? I couldn't hear you over the beeps!" Billy Idol patiently waits for his boss to pick up the phone. "Hey boss, did you want to talk to me?"
"Hey Billy, I know this might seem a bit sudden but my bodyguard Roses is retiring after 50 years of working with me, do you think you could find someone to fill in the job this week?" Joseph tells his employee.

>Sure.
>Later, we have something important to tell you.
>What did Roses had to do? Maybe I could replace him.
>Write-in.

>>2527984
>>Later, we have something important to tell you.

>>2527984
>>Later, we have something important to tell you.
>>Tell him to be ready, the assassin might be there with him already!

>>2527984

I'll second this: >>2528006

>>2527984
>>Later, we have something important to tell you.

>>2528000
>>2528006
>>2528039
>>2528042
"Later, we have something important to tell you. Some guy named Prince wants to kick everyone's asses to avenge DIO, we also found out that there are more stand arrows than the one we found in Egypt." Billy fills his superior in on the info.
"Oh god! We'll have to alert the others then!" Joseph replies.
"Be on your guard though, Geoff said something about looking out for you, it's possible the assassin might already be on his way, the fastest we can get there is 10 minutes top by car so stay sharp!
"Got it, Suzi went out to the salon, so I don't have to worry about her if he's only after me." Joseph adds. "I'll be waiting here in the living room.."
"Done, he told us to show up at his house just in case the enemy stand user appears." Billy hangs up the phone and tells Tempest the next batch of orders.

"Alright, but what are we supposed to do with him?" Tempest points to Geoff, who was calmly whistling a song while leaning back on his chair. "It took us 3 weeks to get this information so he's probably treating the interrogation room as a second house to him.
"Let's not keep him too comfortable then..." Billy cracks the joint from his knuckles, ready to give Geoff a few punches.
"Hey, we don't have to resort to violence." Tempest summons Final Countdown once again to decide the man's fate. "He was pretty cooperative but wasting our time that way after almost killing Jotaro and Hitomi is still kind of a dick move, I'm not sure of what to do with him..."

>Turn the counter to 0.
>Incarcerate Geoff and keep the mark on him.
>Take off the mark from Geoff's forehead and let him go.
>Let him go but keep the mark on him.
>Something else.

>>2528064
>Incarcerate Geoff and keep the mark on him.
So we can bully him some more in the future. Or use him as bait in a zany scheme to lure out his companions (details of said scheme will be left up to Joseph 'Indy Ploy' Joestar to figure out)

>>2528064
>>Take off the mark from Geoff's forehead and let him go.

>>2528078
Whoops I selected the wrong one, changing to
>Incarcerate Geoff and keep the mark on him.

>>2528064

>>Take off the mark from Geoff's forehead and let him go.

>>2528064
>Incarcerate Geoff and keep the mark on him.

>>2528064
>>Incarcerate Geoff and keep the mark on him.

>>2528064
>>Incarcerate Geoff and keep the mark on him.

sup duster how you doin

>>2528116
Pretty good, the last two weeks were pretty heavy in terms of assignments so it's good to finally take the edge off.

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>>2528116
"Is there anywhere we could incarcerate him? Killing a guy just for being a dick might be a bit too harsh..." Billy argues.
"True... I guess I could look around for a good temporary cell, you can meet the boss first then, we don't have much time to waste." Tempest drags Geoff to the corridor. "Give up on your independent movie buddy, you're doing a documentary on the Foundation now."
"What!? No! I hate documentaries!" Geoff flailed on the ground in frustration as Tempest left the room, prompting Billy to meet Joseph Joestar in his apartment.

"Hello? Any stand users here?" Joseph searched around his home, hoping to catch any signs of enemy activity. "No need to be shy, all you have to do is tell me where you're hiding.
"Right behind you." A single syringe flies straight into Joseph's shoulder, automatically pumping the liquid inside his vein shortly after hitting him.
"AAAARGH!" Joseph took out the needle from his body before the syringe was empty, but he was already feeling the effects of the substance. "Wh-What the hell is this? My mouth is feeling dry, my muscles are weakening and I can't seem to breathe properly!"
"I just hit you with a good dose of Diacetylmorphine. Heroin, if you will." A cloaked man wearing a plague doctor's mask entered the apartment by the window. "I didn't give you enough to overdose, but it's enough to leave you drowsy so I can finish the job."
"Damn it. I almost went through all of my life without using illicit drugs, why did you had to ruin that? A responsible father can't be seen taking heroin!" Joseph tries to stand up, but is still feeling pretty weak from the drug.
"I was just your typical chemical engineer before Enya found me out, doing my boring job without any passion to develop better pills for the pharmaceutical industry, but after receiving my stand, Dr. Dre made good old Dell here into a complete master on his field, I can list the entire periodic table like the back of my hand! I can--"
"I didn't ask about your life story! I just wanted to know why you're doing this." Joseph cuts off Dell's monologue.

>>2528219
"Fine, straight to business then!" Dell pulls up a pack of syringes from under his cloak and throws them all into a shot glass, which fills the cup without breaking it to demonstrate the precision of his strikes.
"Dr. Dre has the power to summon any poisonous chemical from under it's cloak, be it drugs, sulfuric acid or mustard gas. I was sent specifically to fight you because my stand can't protect me against the likes of Star Platinum or Silver Chariot, but killing an old man with pills and syringes is easy for me. Dr. Dre might not be strong or durable, but it's precise enough to kill a guy like you! Especially now that the heroin kicked in!"
"Hggnn! Damn it, I can't even charge my Hamon!" Joseph tries to focus his breathing but his body keeps failing on him. "This is why you don't use drugs, kids! How am I even supposed to fight this guy?"
Dell fiddles under his cloak, searching for more venom while giving the old man enough time to think.

>Keep trying to do an overdrive.
>Throw some furniture on him.
>Trap him with Hermit Purple.
>Something else.

>>2528221

>Trap him with Hermit Purple.

>>2528221
>Trap him with Hermit Purple.
Then bash him on the head with anything that comes to hand.

>>2528221
>>Trap him with Hermit Purple.

>>2528221
>Pretend you're getting high on the heroine with your A+ acting skill and bluff like a mofo while you lay a trap with Hermit Purple or the furniture around you.

>>2528221
>Trap him with Hermit Purple - try to pin the cloak down
So if he can't reach under his cloak does that mean he won't be able to gas us?

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>>2528232
He's pretty vulnerable from below but since you can't take his stand off of him you'll have to watch out for his moves.
>>2528226
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>>2528231
Roll!

Rolled 47 (1d100)

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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>2528258

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>2528258
step aside fellas I got this

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>2528258
Go go old man

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>>2528263
Hoo boy, that's a bullet dodged.

Should be enough, yeah?

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>>2528263
A devastating blow! Writing.

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>>2528289
"Ready for more, Joseph Joestar? get ready for your over dosage!" Dell aims three syringes at Joseph, but stops after seeing the old man stumbling around the room with little control of his body.
"H-hey man, this thing doesn't seem so bad actually..." Joseph pretends to be more intoxicated than he actually is. "I wouldn't mind having some more! What are you waiting for? Give it to me!"
"You know you're not fooling anyone with this, right?" The plague doctor lowers down his syringes to call out Joseph on his stupid act.
"Hermit Purple!" Joseph knocks the enemy off his feet with the thorns from his stand.

"Spoke too soon there, didn't you? I might not be able to use my Hamon, but I can still trap you with my stand!" Joseph grabs a lampshade from a nearby table and repeatedly bashes it on Dell's head.
"AAAAH! STOP IT!" The lampshade breaks after around a dozen strikes, but the blows were still hard enough to see blood dripping from beneath Dr. Dre.
"Alright funny man, how's this?" A flush of gas starts emanating from Dr. Dre, which started to wring the entire apartment with it's toxicity.
"I am completely immune to Dr. Dre's attacks, you're the only one who will suffer under the effects of the mustard gas! Have fun losing the few amount of oxygen you had left!"

Despite having him in your grasp, letting him poison the room while you're barely able to breathe as is makes it possible for him to turn the tides on you. Come on, Joseph! You've gone through worse! Keep it together! All you have to do is think of a plan.

>Let him go.
>Keep hitting him until he stops pumping out gas.
>Try to throw him out the window.
>Attempt an overdrive.
>Run away!
>Something else.

>>2528417
>Try to throw him out the window.
We need to break the window anyway if we want to vent that gas, might as well kill two birds with one stand.

>>2528417
>>Try to throw him out the window.
Hang him from his neck to choke him out.

>>2528417
>>Try to throw him out the window.
also breaks the window letting in clean air.

>>2528417
>>Keep hitting him until he stops pumping out gas.
sometimes the simple solution is the most effective one

>>2528417
>Try to throw him out the window.

>>2528417
Well, the gas is heavier than air, so opening a window and making a hole in the ceiling and pulling ourselves up using hermit purple should work. Simple enough, right?

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>>2528453
Roll! Preferably above 65

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>2528478
alright, lets go

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>2528478
hahaha yes

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>2528478
Obligatory 3rd roll

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2528478

Rolled 26 (1d100)

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>>2528485
Remind me to stop rolling for today

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>>2528486
>>2528485
FUCK YOU

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>>2528486

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>>2528486
>Wants 65
>2 crits
Dice: yeah fuck Dust

>>2528497
99 is too late. So only 1 quest.
But that still fucks Dioquest Anons.

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>>2528482

>I wonder which crusader if going to get shit luck and die? Well aside from Iggy.

Earlier, I was thinking about how useful Hitomi's stand is in the medical field.
By the time you reach 20, your arteries are typically narrowed by about 50% due to cholesterol forming plaque inside of them. She could just turn that plaque into blood, eliminating the buildup and optimizing bloodflow again.
Have cancer? Replace the cancer cells with normal cells.
I'm sure she could even pull off some kind of filter where harmful bacteria and viruses going through the bloodstream get converted into something a lot more beneficial (white blood cells, perhaps, for helping the body fight the illness even quicker?)

Anyways, even without ascending past humanity, there's a lot she could do to give herself even better health than hamon masters. Adding hamon on top of that is just icing on the cake.
She's going to have a reeeeal long natural lifespan.

>>2528500
The 99 is a roll for how fabulous Joseph's pose will be after flinging Dre clear across NY

>>2528500
poor DIO quest. I wanna say they don't deserve all this shit luck, but they killed iggy. Even though it was totally, 100% our own hubris that did him in.

>>2528501
Too soon man.
>>2528514
Yeah, I don't know why so many anons voted to send him in. He could have just taken a nap and waited until we all came out.

>>2528505
Her first semester will be starting this year so while I can't say much about it, you'll get to choose on what projects she'll research and develop after graduating
>>2528523
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

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>>2528539
>necessary sacrifice

>>2528523

But on the bright side, Iggy's heroic sacrifice allowed us to take on DIO 1v1. Having a zombie with a powerful illusion stand and other zombie cronies around would have made things much more difficult.

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>>2528485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n2X-h0hjSA&t
"Mustard gas? Please, I had a poisoned ring stuck inside my heart when I was younger! This is nothing!" Joseph lifts Dell up from the ground with his stand and decides to chuck him against the glass window, knocking the man wearing Dr. Dre to the edge of the 20 meter tall building.
"*Cough Cough Cough Cough* Finally, I'm starting to get some air again..." Joseph picks up the plague doctor about to fall from the window with Hermit Purple. "There we go, no need to be afraid."
"You fool! Nothing's stopping me from sending mustard gas to the floors below! Just watch me- Ack! *Cough Cough*" Dell tries to use Dr. Dre to hurt the innocent neighbors in the premise, but Joseph's purple thorns are quick to tighten the grip around Dell's neck, showing the old man was more than capable of kill him if he had to.

"Bet it feels extra shameful to be defeated by an old man when you drugged him up, right? Just take the loss already, it's not that hard." Joseph chuckles while letting the stand user pull himself back up. "There we go! What are you doing now?"
Dell's poor decision skills made him think summoning a glass full of potassium cyanide in front of Joseph would be a good idea, but since the Joestar was still holding Dr. Dre with his stand, that looked like nothing short of stupid to him.
"Really? Are you planning on throwing a jar of cyanide against me? After all of that? I don't know if I should call that ballsy or ridiculous."
"Shut up! I won't lose to a drugged old fart with the weakest stand from the entire- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Joseph simply shoves the man from the building as he falls all from the 10th floor.
"Yes, yes you will."

>January 29th, 1989.
>Stand User: Dell Klein.
>Stand Name: Dr Dre.
>Status: Retired.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CL6n0FJZpk

"Mr. Joestar! I saw the gas coming from the hallway and-- Did you just threw the enemy stand user down the window?" Billy comes barging in the room, only to see that he wasn't needed to defeat Dr. Dre.
"Yup, we can probably cover that up as attempted suicide if we hire a good lawyer." Joseph says, sitting back on his couch to rest.
"If you say so..." Billy replies, feeling left out on the action.

>We better clean this up before Suzi arrives.
>What's good for treating the side effects of heroin?
>About the bodyguard situation...
>Write-in.

>>2528655
>>We better clean this up before Suzi arrives.

>>2528655
>>We better clean this up before Suzi arrives.
>About the bodyguard situation...

>>2528655
>We better clean this up before Suzi arrives.
Can Joseph use hermit purple to check up on the situation of the other stand users?

>>2528655
>What's good for treating the side effects of heroin?
Detox NOW
Then
>We better clean this up before Suzi arrives.
I really wanna know her reaction to Joseph blowing over 1 million in almost a month

>>2528655
>>We better clean this up before Suzi arrives.
>>What's good for treating the side effects of heroin?

>>2528669
Btw, what is final countdowns exact ability again? I think I might have an idea with it if it works like I think it does.

>>2528655
>What's good for treating the side effects of heroin?
>We better clean this up before Suzi arrives.

I'm having a hard time remembering shit but does Josuke already exist in this universe?

>>2528715
Yeah Josuke is around 5ish iirc

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>>2528707
If someone looks at your stand or at a clock he's marked for death in 90 seconds, regardless of range. Tempest can take it off or pause the countdown but it's if Tempest wants them dead all the enemy can hope for is to kill her under those 90 seconds, feasible since her stand is average in every category.

>>2528731
He's already born and the backstory for his shit hair happened the same way, only difference being that Tomoko's car got stuck in the mud instead of the snow since Dio got defeated earlier. That may or may not change how his stand works later on

>>2528669
Sure you can, although HP is a bit cryptic on his messages so give me a 1d100 roll to see if it's gonna be easy to understand the info or not

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>2528744
I was thinking maybe we could mark the heroin for 'death', like break it down... But as it's heroin...

>>2528753
This is like the sole occasion where stands are not the answer. Just tell the foundation to get some naloxone to the boss's apartment ASAP

>>2528764
Yeah, I was just wondering the exact specifics. But it doesn't work that way.

Anyone else going to roll for hermit purple?

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>2528744

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>2528744
Ah is it best of 3?

>>2528753
>>2528773
>>2528777
So that wasn't great. But that's okay. It wasn't super important

>>2528753
>>2528773
>>2528777
Write the vaguest info possible, got it.

>>2528781
Seems on par with how Hermit purple gives info, really.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>2528744
No worries guys, I'm here

>>2528781
At least we didn't get these rolls when we were being gassed.

>>2528777
>>2528773
>>2528753
Bah, guess it’s cryptic this time.

>>2528655
IT is almost scary how competent everyone of the crusaders is due to our involvement

>>2528929
Except for Iggy

>>2528957
again, too soon

no iggy puppies, feels bad man

>>2528978
"here lies Iggy. He never scored."

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"Well, we better clean this up before Suzi arrives. She'll flip on me if she comes out of the salon to smell the stench of mustard gas on her furniture."
"I'll see what I can do." Billy helps his boss sit down on a wooden chair while he searched for some cleaning equipment. "You alright there, sir? Seems like that fight tired you out."
"The fight wasn't that hard, it's probably just the heroin." Joseph replies.
"The what!?" Billy is shocked to hear that his boss' inexistent drug problem.
"Oh No! That's not what it sounds like, let me explain..." Joseph says.

"...And that's what happened." Joseph says while taking a glass of water offered by his employee."
"Well, the list of long term effects of heroin range from decreased organ function to diarrhea, but the effects should go away in 6 to 12 hours." Billy cleaned the real estate's apartment while masking the smell of mustard gas under perfume. "I could hand you over some antidepressants to deal with the withdrawal stage if it's too hard to handle though, this thing ruins your body if you give in."
"Damn, 6-12 hours plus the side effects? We'll see how that goes... How do you know all of that?" Joseph voices his curiosity.
"Ah, had a family member with that sort of problem, don't really want to talk about it." Billy dodged the subject with an apprehensive expression on his face. "Do you really think Suzi will believe that the new janitor simply scrubbed the floor with too much soap?"
"If she believed me when I said I built a cure for Holly's sickness in under 50 days with only a million dollars this won't seem too far out for her." Joseph chuckles.
"Ha! You should have seen Tempest's face when I told her that story!" Billy replaces the broken lampshade with a new one. "Speaking of which, do you think Hermit Purple would be able to help the others out with the next encounters?"

"I guess I could try it out..." Joseph tried using Hermit purple on his TV, but the channels only flickered between Fukushima and Egypt repeatedly.
"Maybe you should try again after the heroin left your body." Billy suggests.
"No, I'm fine. This thing is just really bad at explaining things, I'm sure that I can make sense out of it once the--"
"The blizzards have finally stopped in the city of Morioh! Citizens and tourists alike are finally happy to do their regular activities once again--" The TV suddenly blasts at full volume while mentioning a japanese city not too far from where Kakyoin was studying before Joseph flusteredly muted the volume.
"Well, nevermind..." Joseph shrugs. "Oh, I almost forgot about the bodyguard situation!" Joseph is quick to change the topic.
"What about it sir?" Billy asks.

>When are you recruiting?
>Do you want to be my bodyguard?

>>2528986
we dont know that

>>2529000
>>Do you want to be my bodyguard?

>>2529000
>Do you want to be my bodyguard?

>>2529000
hm, it would be great to have another standuser as a bodyguard for the old man, but i dont think billy with his rebel yell would work out well

so i go with

>When are you recruiting?

>>2529000
>When are you recruiting?

>inb4 he recruits someone from the later arcs as a bodyguard

>>2529000
>>When are you recruiting?

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"When are you recruiting? I know I just asked this today but when you're a millionaire being searched by crazy people with stands Hamon can only do so much." Joseph expressed his worries.
"I'll try to look for people this week. I would have offered myself for the job if I could but I don't look buff enough to be a bodyguard, Rebel Yell be damned." Billy declines.
"Yeah, thought so. You would probably hate to clean this apartment every day if after having to cloud over the smell of mustard gas." Joseph agrees. "I'll miss Roses though, he was starting to develop scoliosis so I thought keeping him around wasn't fair for a guy who dealt with our family for 50 years."
"I had a few talks with him last Christmas, he was a really cool guy." Billy admits.
"It's hard to get intimate with people after reaching your 60s, you know? If your friends are around your age they'll probably be too frail to visit, and if they're younger they'll be too busy with their lives to spent time with an old timer like myself, for some reason Roses never had that problem, he always kept a big social circle despite his age. Not everyone is able to do that, and it's worthy of respect." Joseph smirks despite acknowledging his loneliness.
"Come on boss, no need to get emotional, at least you have Suzi with you when times get rough." The door behind the two opens as Suzi and Tempest opened the door, as if the stand user called forth an ancient casting spell.

"Hey there honey! How was it at the salon?" Joseph asks his wife.
"Meh, pretty noisy as usual." the old lady sits down across his husband for a brief conversation.
"Is this remote control smelling like trash or is it just me?" Tempest picks up the remote control from the ground and keeps staring at it, noticing a foul smell emanating from it.
"What? No? Why are you even smelling remote controls in the first place? Come on, let's get out of here, we have some arrows to track down!" Billy pushes his fiancées to the elevator.
"Have fun kids." Suzi waves goodbye at Billy before closing the door to the apartment.
"What was that all about?" Tempest is clueless about why Billy was acting so strange in front of Suzi.
"Long story, I'll explain it when we get back home." Billy answers after closing the door to the elevator.

>To be continued...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg4NkA1B9Pc

>>2529226
I hope we do the big timeskip sometime next session
I've been waiting to vote on what hitomi does during it since DIO got rekt

>>2529226
Thanks for running dust. Maybe it's just me but I felt like your writing was solid, moreso than usual
Hiatus must have done you good

>>2529252
Well, I could see her going full doctor/surgeon with a background in genetics/molecular biology, biochemistry, cell biology, and nueroscience.

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>>2529279
Really? Thanks, I've been practicing here and there since I had a bad habit of rushing the updates instead of taking my time so it looked alright, glad to see it's paying off.

>>2529252
>>2529280
Next session will do another small time skip to show Kakyoin's POV before Avdol and/or Pol meet Prince with the arrow. After that I plan on skipping to 1994ish where Pol should start searching for Diavolo and one last session for how much Hitomi will change before finally entering Part 4. I know it might sound like a bummer for those who are hyped for DiU but we'll get there eventually

>>2529352
I'm actually kinda wondering how Hitomi's outfit will change after the timeskip. Before she was just wearing her school uniform, but I'm sure now she'll get a more jojo-like outfit, yeah?

>>2529226
Thanks for the run, Dust!

>>2529352

That pic makes me realize how young Hitomi will look in comparison to everyone else in a couple of years because of her rigorous dedication to her Hamon training.

>>2529362
To beasy honest school uniform is already pretty jojo

>>2529365
I suppose, considering part 4.

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>>2529362
She could always borrow Jotaro's black coat since he's switching for a white one in Morioh. Be the Yin to his Yang and all.
>>2529364
Jotaro looks pretty sharp in later seasons too, pretty sure the only ones who will age badly when Stone Ocean comes around will be Joseph and Avdol.

>>2529403
>rather than wearing a doctors outfit, she took jotaro's coat and modified it a little so that she feels hes right by her while she does her work

>>2529403
Think we should wait until we get Hitomi's stuff together, then we can decide on an outfit

>>2529409
well, this is true too

>>2529403
Will Joseph age badly, if he's still putting in some Hamon practice?

>>2529416
He's still in his 70s, and he won't be hardcore hamon training like Lisa Lisa was to keep up her youthful apperance.

If he keeps up Hamon I'm guessing that by the time part 6 rolls around he might not be wheelchair bound and senile, but he won't be on the frontlines like he was in this part and maybe part 4.

>>2529416
He'll be 79 in DiU and 91 in part 6. Hamon can't keep him young forever, especially since he's only mantaining it now to keep his health in check.
He likely won't be senile in part 4 but he'll start to grow frail by Part 5. Sadly not every old dude can be Stan Lee.

>>2529364
"Growing up" and "growing old" are actually two separate biological processes, so she probably won't look THAT young.

>>2529489
Well, I kind of figured that much. Glad he won't be too senile, at least. Feel's like Hitomi's going to be young forever though, at this rate. Hamon aside, as others have mentioned, Karma Chameleon could do some crazy stuff, if we get good medical training. Could probably slow the aging process even more, though I guess that might not be the best thing. Watching all our friends grow old and die around us would be pretty depressing. Wonder if that's what Thoth meant?

>>2530675
But Karma could also extend the lifespan of her friends if used properly in medical procedures.
It's better than hamon in that regard.

>>2529489
We have !!SIENCE!! at our hands. And a semi-alive Azetc god of fitness. We can fuse his cells with other bodies. How big would be our DC to not fuck it up?

Also don't forget about cloning stuff. We can even clone our friends, so they will never leave us.

>>2529403
What about a black coat similar to a lab coat, with some embellishments for style perhaps? Considering this is JoJo, we can probably get away with it. Maybe some earrings perhaps?

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>>2529365
She would probably just swap the top for a lab coat with an athletic shirt under it. With all the buttons and crazy stitching that JoJo outfits entail, of course.

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Depends on the weather
It may be Jojo, but a gal's still gotta have variation

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>>2530799
Well, if we want to go full JoJo, why not something like this then?

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>>2530799
I like it, seems like a nice casual outfit
is Hitomi gonna remain lightweight as she matures though, I wonder

>>2531104
If you're asking if she's going to become a sweatermilf someday, the answer is yes

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It's time!

>>2531646
Nice.

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>>2531646
cant be assed to find a hype jojo reaction image so have this relatable SHA

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May 5th, 1989.

"Hello?" Jotaro picks up the phone for a nice surprise.
"Hey Jotaro! It's Kak." Kakyoin speaks over a payphone next to a convenience store. "I'm on the workplace but the manager gave me a small lunch break, you have any time to talk?"
"Sure, I'm only studying after Hitomi wakes up from her nap anyways... I honestly think she's pushing herself too hard, even for the first semester. Any news on the stand users?" Jotaro asks.
"Not really, it's been 4 months since Mr. Joestar gave me the heads up but so far I haven't encountered a single stand user in Fukushima. It's getting tiring to be on guard at all times while managing work along with the college assignments, but I can take it." Kakyoin takes a bite of his sashimi. "You know, you've been a lot more eloquent ever since you started dating Hitomi."
"You think so? I haven't really noticed it." Jotaro dismisses the increase in his vocabulary. "Good grief, I guess her attitude is starting to rub off on me. I would put her on the phone but she didn't sleep to well yesterday, might as well let her rest. Anything else you want to talk about?"

>How's it been man?
>Any progress with DIO's diary?
>Still training with Star Platinum?
>Something wrong with Hitomi?
>Write-in.

>>2531691
>How's it been man?

>>2531691
>>How's it been man?

>>2531691
>How's it been man?

>>2531691
>>How's it been man?
>>Still training with Star Platinum?

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>>2531691
>>How's it been man?


>image when?

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>>2531708
>>2531715
>>2531724
>>2531732
>>2531784
"How's it been man?" Kakyoin takes a casual approach to the conversation.
"Just fine. The biology course is rougher than expected, but I still share some classes with Hitomi. If everything goes right we're both graduating at around 1994, how about you?" Jotaro informs.
"I decided to apply for jobs as soon as I moved out from mom and dad's, didn't want to feel like I was leeching their money or anything. Retail jobs are kinda boring but nothing I can't handle." Kakyoin replies.
"I see, what about your classes? Any estimate on when you'll be able to work on your field?"
"I guess I could start doing some intern jobs by the end of the next year. The Game Boy just came out this year and it's a really novel concept for a handheld system, can't wait to get my hands on that thing." Kakyoin voices his excitement. "You still training with Star Platinum?"

"Yeah, Hitomi wants me to keep me in shape so I've been sparring with her when we have the time." Jotaro says.
"Really? I've always wondered who would come on top in a fight between you two..." Kakyoin ponders.
"She can get the advantage a few times with Hamon and Karma Chameleon, but I usually win after freezing time. However she always calls me out on that for cheating."
"Oh, lunch break is over! I'll call you some other time, alright?" Kakyoin checks his watch and decides to hang up the phone.
"Later." Jotaro says goodbye, letting Kakyoin go back to his work.

"Cashier, right... I feel more like an errand boy here." Kakyoin sits down on the chair behind the counter and waits for the customers to arrive. Even if he only has to work from Monday to Thursday, he can't wait to get a job on something from his field.
"That will be 40.000 Yen." Kakyoin tells the short old lady across him.
"Hold on, dear. I want to try out that new shampoo over there." The old lady reaches for a bottle of shampoo on the shelf to her left, but she's too short to grab it with ease.

>Stand up from your chair and give the bottle to her.
>Place it on her hand with Hierophant Green.
>Wait for her to grab the bottle. She can probably reach it.

>>2531847
>Stand up from your chair and give the bottle to her.

>>2531847
>>Stand up from your chair and give the bottle to her.

>>2531847
>>Stand up from your chair and give the bottle to her.

>>2531847
>Stand up from your chair and give the bottle to her.

Usually loses, huh? Guess that means sometimes she manages to use star platinumite to move in the frozen time from time to time.

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>>2531784
Give it time

>>2531847
>Stand up from your chair and give the bottle to her.
Because Kak is a polite young man

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>>2531847
>Stand up from your chair and give the bottle to her.

>>2531884
That poor, poor, poor bastard.

>>2531885
>>2531920
And we will make sure he stays alive!
>give her the bottle yourself

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>>2531857
>>2531861
>>2531873
>>2531885
>>2531920
>>2531937
"Here you go miss." Kakyoin moves over to the shelf and places the shampoo bottle on the old lady's hand.
"Wow, such a gentleman!" The senior hands over the money to Kak and waves goodbye. "Thanks Kakyoin!"
"Wait, how did she know my--" The paranoid Kakyoin Hierophant Green in self defense, until he noticed the picture behind him reading 'Employee of the month: Kakyoin Noriaki.'
"Oh right, I forgot that actually happened last month. Guess all that stand talk with Jotaro made me a bit nervous..." Kakyoin is relieved due to not having to shoot an old lady with his stand.
Aside from that, the day was rather uneventful for the young student, between cleaning the store, serving the customers and contemplating a raise from his boss, it was as average as a day could get for him.

Closing the store and heading to his apartment complex, Kakyoin was annoyed to see a familiar face near him.
"Damn it, not Kenji again..." Kakyoin complains after seeing an obese, drunken man sitting on his doormat. "Now I know why that apartment was cheap, that dumbass keeps getting drunk and embarrassing himself every weekend! It's amazing how they haven't kicked him out yet."
Kakyoin tried his best to avoid his alcoholic neighbor, but seeing how he was blocking the entrance from his house, tonight's confrontation would be inevitable.
"Hey, Kakyoin-- Oof!" Kenji tries to get on his feet, but just ends up falling on his ass. "You got any change to spare?"
"No thanks,I don't wanna go into debt because of your poor life decisions."
"Hey, I wouldn't call wanting to be a sumo wrestler a poor life decision! I have the perfect shape for it!" Kenji gulps down a bottle of sake.
"I've been a fan of sumo wrestling ever since I was a kid, you don't have the diet nor the willpower required to be a professional." Kakyoin dismisses him.
"Oh really? Try to get past me! I dare you!" Kenji crouches as if he was trying to replicate a sumo match he saw on the TV. "If you win you can enter your apartment."

>I'm not in the mood to play around. Just let me in.
>You really should quit drinking.
>I'm calling the building trustee.
>*Sigh* Fine...
>Shove him.
>Move him away with Hierophant Green.
>Something else.

>>2532026
>>I'm calling the building trustee.
Sounds like the most Kakyoin thing to do, he would back off I hope

>>2532026
>You really should quit drinking.
>I'm calling the building trustee.

>>2532026
>You really should quit drinking.
>I'm calling the building trustee.

>>2532026
>You really should quit drinking.
>I'm calling the building trustee.

>>2532026
>You really should quit drinking.
>I'm calling the building trustee.

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>>2532039
>>2532045
>>2532050
>>2532055
>>2532057
Roll!

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>2532093
ayy

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>2532093
YEEEAAAAAAAAAHH!!

>>2532096
its not only on mha quest that this works!

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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2532093
DONUT TIME

>>2532096

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>>2532095
>>2532096
>>2532111
Kakyoin really has no fucking chill.
Writing

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>>2532114
>>2531884

B E W A R E

>also inb4 this shit steals all of hitomi's luck

>>2532095
>>2532096
>>2532111
Okay regretting not voting to challenge him to a manly sumo wrestling match now

>>2532134
Hitomi has been the dice gods' waifu since thread 1, if DIO didn't make her lose her streak I doubt this will

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>>2532144
At least until we face the man who has luck on his side.

>>2532167
>critfail roll to encounter Kira
>never fight him
>accidentally fuck off to the other side of Morioh while normal manga events happen unchanged

>>2532217
well the dice gods have a REALLY weird sense of humor

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>2532167
Luck can't compete with under pressure!

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>>2532246

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>>2532114
"Kenji, you really should quit drinking and I hope you realize that some day." Kakyoin backs away from his apartment with an upset look on his face.
"Hey! Where are you going?" The drunken man shouts at Kak.
"I'm calling the building trustee! I've had it up to here with you."
"No!" The young man was about to walk down the stairs before a blue spiral of light came flying towards Kakyoin."
"Hm? Emerald Splash!" Kakyoin reacts just in time to deflect the projectile with his own, but when the two attacks meet, the blue light disappeared while Kakyoin's emeralds stayed floating in the air.
"The hell? I've never seen my emeralds acting this way before..." Kakyoin approaches his stand attack to inspect what just happened, but instinctively ducks to the ground after seeing the green jewels flying back to his direction.

"Pretty cool right? I got this ability right on New Year's day! I call it Another Part Of Me, since I never knew I could do this before." An orange sumo wrestler pops from behind Kenji, who waves at Kakyoin's Hierophant Green.
"Really? Out of all the people in the world YOU got to be a stand user and Holly didn't?" Kakyoin complains.
"I got paid by a guy named Prince to beat your ass a while back since I was your neighbor and you wouldn't expect a guy like me to kill you in your sleep, but he gave me so much money in advance that I didn't know what to do! So I just kept drinking and waiting for a good opportunity until I gave up on it, I'd rather keep drinking that risk my life on fisticuffs.
"What does your stand even do?" Kakyoin asks, doubting that he would ever lose to such a pathetic individual.
"Part Of Me can lift things up if they hit by the spirals that come out of his arms. I can lift all of my weight into each arm, combining for a total of... How much do I weigh again?" Kenji scratches his head.
"Cool, now if you'll excuse me I'll be calling the trustee." Kakyoin turns around to so he could get back inside his home.

"Waitwaitwait! Can't we settle this in a match with our stands? I did get paid for that and all..." Kenji asks, still on his sumo stance. "I'll even quit drinking if you win, how about that?"

>I sincerely doubt that.
>Fine, Emerald Splash!
>You don't mean you're planning on sumo wrestle with your stand, do you?
>Write-in.

>>2532277
>>I sincerely doubt that.

>>2532277
>Kenji...you sound like you just need some direction in your life. How about I set you up with some people who could help with that? Forget about Prince, he'll just get you killed anyways.

>>2532277
these two sound really good
>>2532280
>>2532287
so i am supporting

>>2532277
>>2532287
+1

>But seriously don't let your guard down and be ready for a fight if things go south.

>>2532277
.
>>2532287
Seconding this. Wasn't Mr Joestar looking for a bulky new bodyguard...? And he pays better too!

Now we need to see if Kak can into diplomacy. Hopefully Hitomi and Jotaro haven't ruined him.

>>2532287
Yeah, you could tell him he can get a steady, high pay. Move out of these apartments into something better, too.

>>2532297
>>2532308
he doesnt really have any real direction in life and doesnt seem like a bad guy, he is just lost
give him something to do and he could really be useful

>>2532287
Another foundation employee!! Make the DC extra low, Duster!

>>2532316
the fun thing is, getting enemies to work with or for you is a big tradition in jojo, so its not even out of character

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>>2532287
>>2532295
Pretty good idea actually.
Give me a roll for diplomacy, bad guy or not you're still trying to reason with a drunken man but as long as you roll over 45 Kakyoin should be ok

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>2532346
it's for your own good, Kenji!!

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>2532346
inb4 we fail all rolls

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>2532346

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>2532346

>>2532348
>>2532349
>>2532350
>>2532351
n-no biggie, we just have to beat the shit out of him first, then we send him to the foundation.

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>2532346

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>>2532348
>>2532349
>>2532350
>>2532351

>>2532348
>>2532349
>>2532350
>>2532351
are you fucking kidding me ...
kak is jobbing again

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>>2532348
>>2532349
>>2532350
>>2532351
Well, nevermind

man, i so hoped to get another guy with a fun stand

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>>2532348
>>2532349
>>2532350

Vindication for DIOQUEST?

>>2532348
>>2532349
>>2532350
>Kak jobs when he's not even fighting
Being cherry boy is suffering

>>2532375

It's okay, we'll just have to befriend him in the Part 4 fashion: by beating the shit out of him.

>>2532441
>Part 4 gang proud about beating someone into friendship
>Kak: pshaw kiddos I've been doing that before it was cool

General reminder that diplomacy has NEVER managed to work.

>>2532449
kak does strike me as someone that would go on the hipster road not much but a little

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>>2532348
>>2532349
>>2532350
"Kenji...you sound like you just need some direction in your life. How about I set you up with some people who could help with that? Forget about Prince and--"
"321 GO!" Another Part Of Me gives Hierophant Green a big belly flop, sending Kakyoin flying straight down into the row of stairs.
The poor student tumbled down to the first floor at full speed, twisting his ankle after crashing into the ground.
"Did I win?" Kenji asks after seeing Kakyoin limping his way back into his apartment.
"NO! You didn't even say you were about to start! And you twisted my ankle with that attack of yours!" Kakyoin points his sprained foot.

"Oh don't worry, I think I can fix it." Kenji's stand summons aims his blue spirals onto Kakyoin's right foot, trying to pull his bone back in it's place.
"OW! Stop! That's not how you fix sprained ankl--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Kakyoin screams after feeling his foot being bent into a 45 degree angle.
"Jeez! Sorry!" Kenji gives up and leaves Kakyoin's foot the way it is, making it even harder for the Hierophant to move. "I guess we're not doing a rematch then?"

"You almost destroyed my foot! How do you want me to crouch down to sumo wrestle!?" Kakyoin shouted, starting to lose his patience with Kenji.
"You can still use your stand right? Hierophant something? Come on! This wouldn't have happened in the first place if you just agreed with me right from the start!"
"Did you even listen to what I had to say before you body slammed me into the stairs?" Kakyoin asks.
"Bits and pieces, but I'll listen again after you accept my challenge!" Kenji summons his stand for a sumo match, marking a small circle between him and Hierophant green.
"Fine! I accept your stupid challenge. You might have the advantage in physical strength, but even with your levitation powers it can't be that hard to push you over a line when you don't even have a full year's experience with stand battles!" Kakyoin flexes his stand and moves inside the circle.

>Try to push him with Hierophant's arms.
>Use Emerald splash.
>Entangle him and throw him away.
>Something else

>>2532478
>>Entangle him and throw him away.

>>2532478
>Entangle him and throw him away.

>>2532478
>Distract him with a flashy emerald splash while subtly laying the groundwork for entangling him. Then go to a pushing match, where you pull the 'trap' to trip him up and push him out.

>>2532492
sounds good

stead of this
>>2532489

>>2532492
Well, this seems to have a high probability to work.

>>2532478
>>2532492
+1

>>2532504
inb4 critfail and dead kakyoin

>>2532492
Okay going with this but Kak's gotta make like a stormtrooper and ensure that no gems actually hit his stand because then he's just gonna thow them back

....with Kak's jobbing skills it won't be that hard to whiff the shots desu

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>>2532487
>>2532489
>>2532492
>>2532502
>>2532504

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>2532533

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>2532533
[donut intensifies]

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>2532533

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>2532533
oh god
lets do this:
YEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>2532533

>>2532539
fuck Dio Quest.

>>2532539
thank god

>>2532539
FUCKIN SAVED
DIO quest anons must be mad as FUCK right now.

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>>2532539
No DONUTS.
NOT TODAY!

>>2532549
He's still gotta at least right down the plot for persona 3 after all. He needs to LIVE.

>>2532547
i dont think so, they probably just put kenji here to not let us rest or advance, he is a distraction
they wont like it when we recruit him!

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>>2532536
>>2532537
>>2532539
I knew bluffing the DC would work. It seems I'm not supposed to say you need a low roll or else Under Pressure doesn't activate

>>2532556
Guess you're right. Any chance to take out the crusaders, yeah?

>>2532558
HE SAW THREW UNDER PRESSURE, RUUUUUN!!!

>Kakyoin has a gimp leg permanently because of this drunk fuck unless he gets Hitomi to fix it surgically

>>2532558
btw i like how you work in the random fluctuations of the dice, it doesnt seem as stiff as in the beginning, good job

>>2532558
This was all a dastardly ploy to lull the DIOquest anons into a false sense of security.

>>2532578
we are directly competing for the 4chan dice gods after all

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>>2532558
While no one was watching...


...the qm cried.

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>>2532536
>>2532537
>>2532539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vwHQNQ88cM
"Ready! GO!" Kakyoin gives a proper announcing for the match to begin, charging an emerald splash right from the get go.
"Ha! Get ready to lose Kakyoin!" Another Part Of Me fires his blue spiral wave with his right arm, which Kakyoin barely manages to dodge by elongating his stand upwards before firing his blast of jewels above Kenji.
"Not so fast!" Kenji uses his stand to grab each individual emerald before it managed to hit him, while Hierophant Green took the opportunity to spread his lower tentacles close to the stand user's feet without him noticing.

"It doesn't come down to who shoots first, but who has the better accuracy!" Kakyoin says, pushing the sumo wrestler to the outer edge of the ''ring'' with his tentacles.
"In that case, I already got you beat!" Kenji smirked as the wooden door from room 302 came flying behind Kakyoin, being controlled by the projectile that APoM missed.
Kakyoin jumped towards the ledge of the apartment to dodge the attack, making the door fly straight into Kenji's face and effecively pushing him out of the ring.
"There!" Using his good foot, Kakyoin prevented his fall from the building by placing his foot in-between the rails, taking the time to entangle Kenji into a big green ball and throwing him at a nearby tree.
...
"Ow! Ow! Ow!" Kakyoin groaned while walking back to his apartment on crutches. After calling the ambulance and fixing the door, Kenji stood defeated in another doormat, only this time being the one on his own.
"Hey Kakyoin, I hope you didn't get too upset with tonight." Kenji whispered, a lot more soft spoken now that the alcohol was fading away from his body. "What was that thing you wanted to talk about again?"

>Of course I'm upset! You ruined my day!
>I had a long day of work and wanted to rest, I'm not upset now but you didn't really lift up my moood.
>Define upset.
>I said I could hook you up with some good people.
>Forget it, have a good night.
>Write-in.

>>2532702
>Of course I'm upset! You ruined my day!
vent a little, then
>I said I could hook you up with some good people.

>>2532702
>I said I could hook you up with some good people.
Also seeing Kak not job makes me feel funny inside

>>2532702
>Of course I'm upset! You ruined my day!
>Briefly fantasize about Star Platinum ORAORAORA-ing Kenji with extreme prejudice.
>I said I could hook you up with some good people.

Offer to introduce him to the Speedwagon Foundation. But remind him that he needs to clean his act up for real.

I guess if Kakyoin is feeling extremely generous, he could try to help Kenji out with cleaning up his act so that he would be more of an ideal employee for the Speedwagon Foundation. In a sense, Kenji is similar to Kakyoin, but more isolated due to his personal vices which may have led him to make some poor life choices.

>>2532734
he is more competent then most give him credit for, he just has bad luck

>>2532702
>I had a long day of work and wanted to rest, I'm not upset now but you didn't really lift up my mood.
Has kakyoin done the deal with earthworm him yet and realized he's been duped? Or is that still in the future?
>I said I could hook you up with some good people. Get you cleaned up, sober, have a decent job, move out of this place if you wanted to.

>>2532702
we could also explain why we won, what stand battles are about and how the can END
the speedwagon foundation can help him how to use his stand and train him, IF he cleans up and gets his life on track

>>2532740
He's already been duped. He just won't realize it until someone else from his field tells him he fucked up

>>2532772
as an anon said, poor kakyoin

Does he have a computer at hme he plugs away at for his game ideas/possible coding, or is he just doing hard copy game notes for now, with things like pictures of key frames of animation, abilities, level design and stuff like that?

>>2532702
>>I said I could hook you up with some good people.

>>2532772
RIP Kak you popped your idea cherry too soon

At least he's on track to create either standsona, Yakuza WITH STANDS or standmue or ALL THREE so that's something?

>>2532811
Inb4 he channels his depression productively and become Yoko Taro

>>2532820
to be honest he has a lot of names open, to use as an alias
it wouldnt even be out of character for him to keep out of the spotlight

>>2532702
>Of course I'm upset! You ruined my day!
>I said I could hook you up with some good people.

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>>2532720
>>2532734
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>>2532740
"Of course I'm upset! You ruined my day! Do you know how hard it is to withstand a a 9 to 5 job you hate while studying for 6 different classes? I moved out of my hometown where my friends and family lived just to keep studying! Of course you wouldn't know what effort really is when you're spending your 30s drinking yourself to death all day while no one around you gets to sleep! You're lucky Hierophant Green isn't physically strong because if it was I would--"
As Kakyoin ranted about how hard he's had it this year, he stopped himself after realizing the sadness emanating from Kenji's expression. He's likely been aware of all of that when he's sober, giving him all the more reason to drink more and forget his problems, thus turning his life into a vicious cycle.
"I see, I'm sorry you feel that way." Kenji stands up and opens the door to his messy apartment, feeling that Kakyoin's anger hit way too close to home.

"Kenji, hold on." Kakyoin holds the door still before Kenji had the opportunity to lock it. "I'm the one who should apologize for ranting like that... It was a hard day at work and going through all of that when you want to rest doesn't really lift someone's mood. But what I said before was that I could hook you up with some good people. Get you cleaned up, sober, have a decent job, move out of this place if you wanted to."
"Y-You serious?" Kenji turns around, feeling confused after hearing such an offer. "Why?"
"Why not? The Speedwagon Foundation could always use a spare stand user, they're a multimillionaire company that takes care of supernatural events like stands and whatnot, a stand like yours could be very useful to them." Kakyoin explains. "They're an american company so it could be hard to communicate with them properly."
"It's ok, I was an english teacher before my wife left me... Just give me a warning before contacting them and I should be fine." Kenji smiles.
"Sure, but you'll need to get your act together by then." Kakyoin warns.
"I said I would try to quit if you beat me in the match right? Wouldn't hurt to try." Kenji replies, much to Kakyoin's delight.
"We'll see how that goes." Kakyoin waves goodbye, entering his aparment to get the shuteye that he deserved.
(1/2)

>>2532920
i am very happy for kak and kenji, nice that worked out

>>2532772
I had a funny thought
>the advice is given to him on a chance encounter with miyamoto himself.

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>>2532920
>May 5th, 1989.
>Stand User: Kenji Hisakawa.
>Stand Name: Another Part Of Me.
>Status: Employed.

However after a few weeks of peace and radio silence, a couple of stand users down in Egypt would be the next in line to deal with enemy stand users.
Avdol was growing worried about Polnareff after several stands attacking the other crusaders, however every time the egyptian man would call Pol, he always used the same excuses to not meet up with him in Cairo.
"Uh, yeah. Turns out I have some stuff to take care here, sorry Avdol."
"It's not like we wouldn't be able to beat the stand users on our own, relax!"
"What? I'm not hiding anything! You're just being a big worrywart! I can take care of myself mom!"

Growing tired of his excuses and seeing how the french chariot didn't respond to words, the fortune teller decided to solve the problem with one final decision.

>Avdol convinced Polnareff to meet him in Cairo, excuses be damned!
>Avdol went to Luxor to search for Polnareff.
>Avdol gave up and left Polnareff to deal with the enemy stand threats by himself.

>>2532998
>Avdol went to Luxor to search for Polnareff.

no way would avdol let his friend keep putting this off

>>2532998
>Avdol went to Luxor to search for Polnareff.
Pol: *opens door* Advol?
A: YES I AM

>>2532998
>Avdol went to Luxor to search for Polnareff.

>>2532998
>>Avdol went to Luxor to search for Polnareff.

>>2532998
>Avdol went to Luxor to search for Polnareff.
What are you hiding, Pol?

>>2532998
>Avdol went to Luxor to search for Polnareff.
If he's not coming to us, he must have something importnat hes doing, so we'll come to him!
... unless he's taking care of a kid. Hostage situations aren't good. ugh.
We really need to make sure he's not being coered or something. maybe its a good idea to call the foundation for bodyguard duty or something...

>>2532998
>>Avdol went to Luxor to search for Polnareff.

>>2533016
your right, he is acting suspicious, better get at least someone to watch his back
avdol is reasonable and careful

>>2532998
>Avdol went to Luxor to search for Polnareff.

>yfw the attacked this time around is Diavolo

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>>2533007
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>>2533014
>>2533016
>>2533019
>>2533042
Roll!

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>2533056

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>2533056
YEEEEEART

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>2533056
TSK TSK

>>2533059
>>2533060
>>2533061
>Crit
>Nat 1
These fucking dice

>>2533059
>>2533060
what the fuck is your problem, dice gods

>>2533064

Does this mean that they cancel each other out, or...?

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>>2533059
>>2533060
>>2533061
"Oh Egads! My secret is ruined!"
Writing

>>2533074
crit only counts when DC is not met

>>2533075
W-wait do we get the 92 or the 1?

>>2533081
Is this the case?

>>2533088
yeah
DC: 50
rolls: 1, 33, 46
we get critfail

DC: 60
rolls: 1, 4, 99
we crit succeed

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>>2533059
Oh yeah my n-
>>2533060
shit

I mean Avdol's probably gonna find pol but. . .

god DAMN "another part of me" is a GREAT stand name

>>2533144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEEMi2j6lYE
Most MJ songs are great for stand names, I'm trying to keep the music references different but I'll probably use another song of his further down the game.

>>2533165

they are your characters, any name not yet used is free game imo

>>2533165

and now i hope for an automatic zombie stand name Thriller

>>2533205
「Heaven can wait」is my stand! I'll drag you to hell with me!