>>2527416
There were a few bullets you had to check off in order to get this paper to pass, their impact on history, the modern day, and pop culture. The whole romanticization of Piracy was always a bit weird to you. Seriously, pirates would spend days on end out at sea just to snag one merchant vessel, and that’s if they were lucky! Not to mention all the scurvy, Navy crack downs, and god knows what else.

So when you had to bring up piracy in pop culture, you could have just settled for Johnny Depp’s sea noir masterpiece Pirates of the Caribbean, but the you remembered your professor’s deep hate for Geoffrey Rush, and decided against it. Thus that left you with only one option. Eichiro Oda’s grand series that had started a year after your birth.

One Piece.

Yeah…

>You didn’t read up on it that much, hell you’ve only seen a few clips here and there. Anime in general is iffy for you, having only watched the odd episode of Dragon Ball or Naruto. You don’t really own any Japanese paraphernilia. You speak no Japanese. (No Weeb Filth)

>You’ve watched the series and even read abit of the manga. You’ve not progressed any further than the Saboady Arc in either though, which sucks cause people say it got really good after Amazon Lily. You’re a bit of an anime fan, having watched the JoJo adaptation and that shitty Berzerk remake. Heck, you even know a bit of Japanese. (Moderate Weeb)

>You’ve been reading the series ever since you bought Volume 1 in a Barnes and Noble when you were 5. Gundam, JJBA, Initial D, Evangelion, hell you even spent a few summers in Japan, to visit weeb mecca, Akihabara. You even speak enough Japanese to hold a conversation. (Full Blast Weeb)
(2/?)

(( Welcome all to my first quest! Now here’s the thing I say first quest but I’ve been playing table tops and DMing for a while, since 2012, and a friend of mine suggested I try this out. I’ve been reading up a bit on some “good examples” of QMing, Homeless Mutant and the like, and noticed there was much love for DBZ but rarely any OP quests, hence this. The system will be a Best of Three on a d20 system using the following, https://www.scribd.com/document/122518053/One-Piece-D20-2-0-0 , don’t worry about the sheet for now, we’ll get to the rolling soon. For now, get to voting!))

>>2527423
>>You didn’t read up on it that much, hell you’ve only seen a few clips here and there. Anime in general is iffy for you, having only watched the odd episode of Dragon Ball or Naruto. You don’t really own any Japanese paraphernilia. You speak no Japanese. (No Weeb Filth)
Epic friendship time

>>2527425
Btw, if you wanna get more people in your quests try starting ur threads at something like 6 pm est. Most people on /qst/ are murrifags.

>>2527432
Freakin' figures, I'm stuck on fucking Greenwich time and if I want anyone to notice me I have to stay up till 12 pm.

Damn Amerifats.

>>2527423
The first. Now what the fuck do I do again

>>2527435
Well it would help if you read the system here >>2527427 but for the most part you just vote.

I'll wait till I have at least one more person, then I'll get to writing.

>>2527423

Let's do this Boyo.

>You’ve watched the series and even read abit of the manga. You’ve not progressed any further than the Saboady Arc in either though, which sucks cause people say it got really good after Amazon Lily. You’re a bit of an anime fan, having watched the JoJo adaptation and that shitty Berzerk remake. Heck, you even know a bit of Japanese. (Moderate Weeb)

>>2527427
>>2527435
>>2527446
And we now have three people, looks like the first option wins out!

Writing now, but I'd like to ask you a second vote while I write, for those familiar you'll know Devil Fruits are a critical part of One Piece. So the question needs to be asked...

Do you wish to START with a Devil Fruit, Yes or No?

>Yes
>No

Another roll will insue to determine if you land yourself one, and nothing but a nat 20 will do. Another roll will follow to determine the rarity of the fruit, 1-15 Paramecia, 16-19 Zoan, and 20 is Logia.

Ill get to writing while you decide.

>>2527454

Nope~

We do this with hard work then I am satisfied if others want to get that devil fruit later

>>2527423
>You’ve watched the series and even read abit of the manga. You’ve not progressed any further than the Saboady Arc in either though, which sucks cause people say it got really good after Amazon Lily. You’re a bit of an anime fan, having watched the JoJo adaptation and that shitty Berzerk remake. Heck, you even know a bit of Japanese. (Moderate Weeb)
Don’t exactly want to go into this blind.

>>2527454
>nothing but a nat 20 will do
Sure lets give it a go. Nothing to lose.

>>2527454
Can we roll for fruit type and if we don't like it pick no fruit?

>>2527477
Nope, you're stuck with it. See above,

>>2527454

You roll for the type but I roll for the attributes. In fact I actually might scrap using the system I was going to use all together, keeping it on a narrative level. We'll see I suppose, like I said this is my first quest but I can already see the d20 system really mucking it up.

>>2527482
I vote yes then it won't hurt us

>>2527454
>Yes

>>2527483
>>2527486
>>2527462
Three to one, do me a favor and roll while I finish up this chapter here.

dice+1d20 in the options field! Best of Three and only a nat 20 will get you crazy powers.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2527491

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2527491
Here is my 20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2527491

>>2527492
>>2527493
>>2527494
We suck

>>2527494
>>2527493
>>2527492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ

Better luck next time my friends, though don't worry you'll get plenty of other chances! Post up soon.

>>2527495

What can you do? It's Dice God's whims. I was hoping to get it later but eh.

If this is isekai shouldn't we have some advantage?

>>2527496
For devil fruit powers will you be taking a known fruit away from someone?

>>2527500

Prolly some knowledge about enemy tech and strength. We didn't choose to go full weeb

>>2527500
Yeah, you're college educated for one and have earth physiology from the far off future. Trust me it's fine, besides what people lack in brawn they make up for in brains! But this is 4chan so we'll probably be lacking in both.

>>2527501
Nope! All fruits will stay with their cannon owners unless some unforeseen death happens while questing. In which case the fruit is free game.

You admit you had to do a bit of research on One Piece. How it started, the inspiration it takes from actual pirate lore (which is to say not much), and the sheer huge impact it’s had on people. Millions of copies sold, translated in over 10 languages. It’s honestly a wonder you hadn’t read a copy or even seen an english dubbing. In all your time you’ve only ever seen the faces of the characters and heard the names. Monkey D. Luffy, Roronoa… Zolo you think his name was? What ever.

You hit control S and save your work, lazily sending it to your professor. You swear to God if you ever get the chance you’re going to tear this asshole apart. You thought it was a joke about whole “check your privilege” thing made by a bunch of paranoid fringe asshole but nope. You come face to face with a living joke every Wednesday, dyed hair and all. Regardless you send the freaking paper and you’re done with it...

Phew. Several thousand words later and it only cost you your personal hygiene. God you are tired. So tired.

You heave your body up, the weight of your exhaustion taking its toll on your weary muscles. Christ you didn’t even leave your fucking dorm and you feel like you ran a fucking marathon. You shuffle towards your bed, intent on making the best out of the two hours of sleep you can get. You wrap the covers around your body and your eyes begin to flutter closed, head impacting the pillow in a soft thump. Pirates. Never again man.

The instant your head hits the pillow do you fall asleep. You’re stuck now in the world of pitch black dreams. But you have to admit it doesn’t quite… ‘feel’ right. Your covers are gone but you still feel really warm as if bathed by the sun… your pillow also feels different. Hard like a rock but soft like a layer of… moss?

You force your eyes open and immediately have to squint and bring your hand up to block your eyes from the sun raining down its blinding light.

Wait a minute, the sun?

(1/?)

You crunch up from your sleeping position and realize… you are most certainly not in your bed any more. For whatever reason there’s a ringing in your ears, loud and high pitched enough that you cringe at the pain. You try yawning which slightly pops your ears, and the ringing decreases in intensity. Christ it’s like you stood too close to a speaker. Now that the ringing has partially subsided you can get a bead on some semblance of sound and you hear… seagulls and… the ocean?

You blink the sleep from your eyes and yawn again, getting an eye full of salty sea directly in front of you. It’s an amazing shade of turquoise blue, light refracting off the waves as they crest in the distance and wash up on shore. Sea shells line the beach and it’s only now you realize that you have sand in your pants. Fucking great.

You stand up and jiggle your pant leg around, shaking grains out from your undergarments. You get a look around and see that the beach stretches on for a while to the east, and to the West there’s a small dock at the end of the beach with a two story building on what looks like a boardwalk! With people! Behind you is a bit of forest, but it’s lined with oaks. Something that tells you this isn’t a tropical island per se. Alright wait… you should check your pockets first. Inside your back pocket is your wallet, with 50 whole dollars in the form of two 20s and a 10. There’s also your Driver’s License! In your other pocket is... your phone! At 100% power!

>What is your name and age?
>Henry Avery
>Daniel Finnigan
>Mark Louis
>Write ins encouraged

>Which direction do you go?
>East to the beach?
>West to the small dock with a shack?
>North through the forest?

>>2527522
>Henry Avery
>West to the small dock with a shack?
Check your phone meanwhile, try to reach someone.

>>2527522
>Hugh Mungus
>West to the small dock with a shack?

>>2527522

>What is your name and age?
Joe Johnson age 18


>Which direction do you go?
West to the small dock with a shack


Better ask them locals

>>2527528
>>2527530
>>2527531
Alright West seems to be the consensus but as for a name...

How about Hugh Avery? Or you could switch a vote to another. Like I said I am no good with names.

>>2527534
i like for the name to be a pun, funny or weird to fit in this world

>>2527534
>Hugh Avery
I'll go with that, if still no consensus Joe Johnson

>>2527534

i agree with this>>2527535
Anon. The name should be pun

Joe Johnson

>>2527534
Joseph Jonathon Johnson, the third.

>>2527536
Yeah sure, Joe Johnson works.

>>2527535
>>2527538

like Hamilton Endex(for that glorious Ham&Eggs; pun) or Hamilton andeg

Alright it seems Joe Johnson is the over all consensus yes?

Right then, I also need an age but I suppose I could give that later so screw it, writing!

https://www.ranker.com/list/name-puns/robert-wabash
https://www.confetti.co.uk/occasions/joke-names-phonetic-puns-prank-names
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/punnyname
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/wow/topic/17084070467

>>2527547
are we going to have a weird laugh or are we going to have a weirdly normal laugh?

>>2527550
Well seeing as how no one else seems to have a regular "haha" type of laugh, yeah, that weirdly normal laugh will be all yours.

>>2527550
our last name could have been chesterher it sounds like chest hair

>>2527550

We just smirk like Zoro. Cool guys just smirks

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>>2527416
>you type the letter ‘a’ till the minimum word count is hit, highlight them all and set not only their color but the highlight to white. Bam.
.....holy shit

>>2527560
wow thats the words of a wise dude man

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Joseph Johnson. Your friends call you Joe, Joseph is way more formal you feel. You pull your phone out and what a surprise, you have no bars. Your weather app is useless though to be fair you don’t need an app to tell you it’s sunny outside, it just is. You put your ID back in your wallet and make the trek on over to the shack. It’s a comfortable looking place, even has an outdoor patio with a few patrons drinking outside. You enter through the two swinging doors and the numerous people all seem to ignore you, preferring to keep to their drinks.

You make your way to the bar and get up to a stool, sitting down. The bartender approaches you and… you can’t understand a word he’s saying.

“こんにちは、何を飲みたいですか?”

Thank Christ for context clues, he seems to be asking a question, and this is a bar so... he must be asking what you want to drink. You’ve ignored it thus far but you’re actually quite parched. The only issue here is if you can’t understand him then he can’t understand you.... Damn.

>Simply make the universal sign for drinking, bringing your thumb up to your face and bringing it back

>Try and communicate with him in English

>Fuck it just don’t say anything and wait for him to leave

sorry that took so long I had to do a bunch of chores.

>>2527587
>>Try and communicate with him in English
>>Simply make the universal sign for drinking, bringing your thumb up to your face and bringing it back

Lets just do both

>>2527590
support

>>2527587
>>2527590

Why not.
Support.

Let's go for a 'deaf' character

>>2527596
could be interesting and being a fake deaf person thats possibly illiterate could be interesting

>>2527590
>>2527593
>>2527596
Doing both wins out by one.

>>2527596
>>2527599
You'll get your chances to be all dark and mysterious, no worries.

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You decide to take a chance and bring your hand close to your mouth in a drinking motion, accompanied by a sipping noise.

“Drink, please.”

“えええええ? ‘Durinku’ とは何ですか? あなたは飲み物ですか?”

You looks bewildered by the fact you just spoke English, his expression crossed with confusion. You similarly having no clue what he said simply nod your head in affirmation to his statement. He simply cocks and eyebrow and snags a bottle from the ranks behind him, pouring a glass. He slides it to you and you catch it. Well atleast that hasn’t changed. You raise your glass slightly to the man who you can hear mumbling, no doubt about you as he goes back to cleaning glasses and serving the other patrons. Taking a swig from the glass you realize this booze is either watered down or especially weak.

Alright well the booze might be watered down, but fuck it it’s no concern of yours. Taking another swig you start to think about where the hell this place is. They seem to be speaking Japanese but that just brings up more questions. Like, how the hell did you end up in Japan on the other side of the world? Hell, how the fu-

CRASH

A sudden crash startles you from your thoughts by a sudden and loud crashing noise from behind, take a look you actually see a man has just kicked the double doors off their hinges and they landed not a few feet from you. You crane your neck behind you and you see a man in a shirt and jacket combo with a huge sword strapped to his back. He’s sporting one of the biggest shit eating grins you’ve ever seen, and it only gets bigger as he makes his way to the bar, backed by five others in stupid garb, each one weirder than the last. Who the hell wears a bandana on their arm in Japan? For that matter, who the hell carries a friggin SWORD?!

“ねえ、老人、あなたに最高のエールを与えて、それを速くしてください!”

He barks at the bartender, who’s shaking from behind his bar. Well shit, he's a few inches away form you, and the poor bastard is practically begging you with his eyes.

>Fuck it, interfere. Punch this SOB.
>Turn to him and talk, maybe HE speaks a bit of English
>Do nothing, it's not your problem.

>>2527683
>>Fuck it, interfere. Punch this SOB in his cock and steal the sword

>>2527683
>Fuck it, interfere. Punch this SOB.

Bartender already gave you a drink and maybe for free if we help him

>>2527689
This. Sounds fun. Also this guy is obviously a second hand character lets go.

>>2527683
>>Fuck it, interfere. Punch this SOB.

>>2527689
>>2527719
>>2527721
>>2527724

Damn you guys are violent.

Writing!

>>2527683
>>Fuck it, interfere. Punch this SOB.

>>2527735
Well we are not drunk

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>an OP quest
You're a man after my own taste Jolly Red

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>>2527754
Thanks my man, hope you stick around, I like to think I've got big plans for this quest!

>>2527735
>Anons choose to attack some big fucker with a sword with our imposing shitposting college student physique.
I’m sure this is going to end well.

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Also, do me a favor all of you, and roll me a 1d20 best of three vs. a hidden DC.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2527788
Watch me

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>2527774
I gotta agree, it's got a cool start so far, the language barrier and the fact MC isn't a big weeb that actually knows all that much about the setting beyond a few key points and characters is a neat change. Plus no OP powers from the start, I like power gain, I just prefer that they don't immediately make the MC a walking god.
>>2527788

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>2527788
killlllllllll

>>2527794
nice save

>>2527790
>>2527791
>>2527794
Wew, just barely made it!

I'll be rolling retaliation secretly soon but for now, continuing to write.

Darn, this one will take a bit longer, gotta go take out the trash.

Be right back, till then, I actually have a little game for you guys to play. This character isn't just some faceless mook. He's a younger version of somebody important in a future arc! Can you guess who?

Hard mode, no reverse google searching.

>>2527831
Ha, joke's on you, I barely got past the cloud Islands arc and don't remember shit!

>>2527831
Is it one of Whitebeard's commanders? The one who got tricked by Akainu?

>>2527831
That grin could be like that Jumping Hyena or something

>>2527831
Well, Zoro wears a Bandanna on his arm, if memory serves, but I don’t remember him rolling around with five people, unless the rest of the crew is with him or something. And he uses multiple katanas. Probably not Mihawk either. I only ever got through the first 50 chapters or so, so I’m not exactly an authority on One Piece.

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Man, you don’t want to do this. You’ve only ever been in three whole fight in your life! But the poor bartender is clearly terrified of both the dude with the huge sword and his goons, and he has his foot up on the bar, and you’re fairly certain you could take him. Oh what the hell.

“Hey asshole,” You stand up and ball your hand into a fist, turning your hips and cocking your arm into what you hope is going to be a good uppercut to his chin. From what you remember in all those street fight videos on World Star it always come down to one lucky punch.

“え? あなたは何を望んでいますか? あなたは死にたいですか!?”

The five others behind him laugh at his comment. Jokes on him you haven’t got the slightest goddamn clue what he’s saying. It’s at this point that you catch him in your gaze, eyes marking their target, his stupid looking pinkette chin. Well fuck he just keeps coming up with reasons for people to hate him.

His eyes go wide with sudden realization at what you’re about to do. Quickly he goes for the handle on the sword strapped to his back but he’s too late. You practically JUMP up with force, your fist flying to the bottom of his chin and SMASHING right into his button. You actually feel him lift slightly off the ground as he goes sailing backwards, arms tensed only half a second ago going limp as you swear you see a splat of blood coming from his mouth! Holy shit just how hard did you hit him!?

The six men behind him as well as many of the bar patrons let loose many exclamations, both at the mans sudden unconsciousness and your violent treatment of his chin. Finally, he SLAMS into a table, forcing the innocent bystanders out from their place of drink and into the corners of the bar.

“副艇長!!”

Fuku-what? Aw shit you hope you didn’t hit the mayor or something.

“この野郎!”

The six men draw various weapons from sheaths and holsters, two guns and four swords! HOLY SHIT THEY MUST BE YAKUZA!!

One of the men charges at you screaming, sword raised up high! HOLY SHIT YOU PUNCHED A YAKUZA BOSS!!

>Dodge to the side quickly! Hope the others miss their shots!
>Punch HIM in the face too!
>Quickly jump onto the other side of the bar! Find a weapon!
>WRITE IN!!

Sorry that took so long guys I stopped to break for dinner

>>2528061
Would unsheathing the sword off the guy we just knocked the fuck out and attacking be feasable or would we likely just get shot up as we try to grab it?

>>2528074
Nah, sword's on his back and he landed on his back, plus he's in a corner, not giving you enough space to draw the damn thing. I mean have you seen it?

>>2527683

It's the size of his body, it's huge!

>>2528061
Now, the reasonable thing to do would be to run the fuck away. But the entrance is blocked by those bastards. So, we either jump out of the window or we charge straight into the guy going for us, knock him down and some of the fuckers behind him and leg for the exit. Also, could you describe the tavern a bit QM?

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>>2528087
Sure,

It's a typical space, 30x30 meters (though don't quote me on that my spacial recognition is trash), tables strewn about on the left and right sides, letting a sort of hallway form to the bar. The bar starts at the right side going length wise connected to the wall, behind it are numerous bottles of ale, wine, whiskey, rum etc. etc. On the left side is a stairway leading up to the second level of the building. There are three spaced windows on both the left and right sides though they do not open so you COULD crash into them (Forgot to include those in the visual aid)

Green= Tables and Bar and Stairway

Red= Enemies

Blue= K.O'd

>>2528118
Maybe we should take the K.O'd guy hostage. Break a bottle, keep it near his throat and then slowly move to the entrance while keeping distance from his goons. What do the other anons think?

>>2528061
>>Find a weapon, bash HIM in the face too!
We're in a bar fight against superior numbers in a shonen series. There's only one reasonable solution. We need to take the bar, and hit them with it.
Starting with a chair, and followed by any bit of furniture or miscellaneous throwable glassware daft enough to get in arms reach.

>>2528118
Whats our current anime power level?
Are we mook tier or slightly important character tier?
If mook do>>2528138
If not kick their asses and ask the bartender for another drink

>>2528171
I support this. We might not have crazy superpowers, but we could be that crazy Jackie Chan-tier fighter.
>"I don' wan' no trabble!"

>>2528175
Somewhere in between, like spin-off/filler/non-cannon movie levels. You won't die if you fail the rolls but it would still hurt like a bitch.

>>2528171
>>2528138

Alright so finding a weapon seems to be a priority, but whether to fight or flee seems to be a major concern too. I'll wait say another 10 minutes for a consensus!

>>2528191
Fight fight and fight some more. At least in appearance, we should probably maneuver toward windows or doors as we fight.

>>2528193
Ah, fuck it. Let smash some cunts.

>>2528061
>>Punch HIM in the face too!
Yell worldstar while doing it

>>2528061
So what, have we got magical super strength now? We've taken a look at ourselves, right? We look like we normally do? Anyways, we should probably fight back, a doubt they're just gonna let us go if we make a break for it.
>Grab any bottle that's available and smash the guy coming at us
I feel like destroying the bar kind of defeats the purpose of interfering. A bottle should do, we get a good bludgeon in and then something nice and sharp after.

>>2528234
>>2528236
>>2528191
>>2528171
>>2528175
>>2528138
>>2528249
>>2528250
Alright, you've agreed to grab the nearest bottle and smash this cunt in the face! Do me a favor, roll to beat a hidden DC, 1d20 best of three!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>2528265
I DON' WAN' NO TRABBLE

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>2528265
ろっぃんぐふぉるあなついち

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2528265

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>2528265

>>2528287
>>2528284
>>2528283
>>2528288
Failure by two! Sucks!

Writing!

>>2528314
Time for some cool scars.

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You start to panic. Your knees are locked in place and strong, arms spastic, shit’s going wrong! In a fit you try and snag a bottle on the counter, only to remember you had a glass instead! You bring it up quickly not recognizing your mistake, and the sword, clashes with the glass, instantly smashing it in your hand leaving nothing but broken shards and a sharp blade slightly embedded into your palm.

“AARRGH!!”

You scream out in pain, your nerves on fire as the blade forces the glass further into your hand, the wielder of said blade actually startled at the last minute, trying to wrench his blade from your pain-induced vice grip. The others waste no time, the pistoleers trying to get a good angle from which to take you down, while two more swords-men move in, one looking to imitate the son of a bitch STILL TRYING TO TAKE HIS SWORD BACK AND CUTTING DEEPER INTO YOUR HAND FUCK!!

>Punch the bastard in the face and steal his sword! Block one and dodge the other!
>Kick him away and roll backwards behind the bar, getting cover from all angles!
>Let go of the blade and shove your glass hand in his face, taking him down with you! You’ll be vulnerable but HE will be BLIND!
>Write in!

>>2528398
>>Let go of the blade and shove your glass hand in his face, taking him down with you! You’ll be vulnerable but HE will be BLIND!
Why am I not waking up

>>2528398
Are the rolls best of three?

>>2528418
Yep, Best of Three 1d20s.

>>2528398
>>Kick him away and roll backwards behind the bar, getting cover from all angles!

>>2528398
Graple the asshole and use him as cover

>>2528398
>Kick him away and roll backwards behind the bar, getting cover from all angles!

>>2528432
>>2528429
>>2528425
>>2528411
Alright, seems rolling into cover is the winning option!

You know the drill, roll me some 1d20s.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>2528522

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>2528522

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2528522

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>2528522

>>2528538
>>2528537
>>2528530
>>2528526
Wow your rolls suck. But then again so do mine.

Writing!

>>2528537
>>2528530
>>2528526
>>2528538
Well, that was.....horrifying, really.

>>2528537
Wait, no, that’s not terrible. Was thinking we were rolling d100s for some reason.

Shit shit shit shit shit SHIT

You never figured you’d make it this far, but goddamn it you’ve got to keep going! The two swordsmen are closing in, boxing you in and leaving you with only one option, advance or retreat! You tense your legs and hop, throwing your entire weight backwards so you fall behind the bar! The swordsmen take their swings, only to end up having their blades strike the wood and embed themselves in the bar!

“速い!”

You’ve no idea what that means but you’ll take it as a complement. The bastard who tried to stab you actually thrust his sword forward so hard that he pierced through to this side of the bar. Here you actually see several things that would greatly aid you in your fi-

“ああああああああ!! あなたはここで何をしているの?! これは私の隠れスポットです!”

Oh get a cheek full of terrified and sweaty palms from the bartender you you kind of didn’t notice till now. He’s been behind the bar the whole time, scared just as stiff as you were! What an asshole! He’s the reason you’re even fighting in the first place! How dare he try to shove you off!

“Listen asshole, I’m trying to save your ass! THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS SHOW APRECIATION!!”

“いいえ、私を傷つけないでください, ごめんなさい!!”

Fuck it, you’ll deal with this later! For now though, you’ve found so very useful things! In order of usefulness, a knife, a hammer, a box of matches, some 100% proof alcohol, some bandages and a unloaded flintlock pistol! Your situational awareness is off the charts! Goddamn you feel like MacGyver here!

>Take the alcohol and splash the sons of bitches, then light ‘em up!
>Take the knife, stab the bastards when you come up!
>Take the hammer and bend the sword sticking through the bar, disarming one of your enemies permanently!
>Take the gun and fire off on the nearest asshole!
>Write-in!

>Alcohol
I love this kind of shit. Following.

>>2528821
>Take the alcohol and splash the sons of bitches, then light ‘em up!
Demoralize these sons of bitches. Also, have some bar fight music
https://youtu.be/PN7EkJv98PQ

>>2528821
>>Take the hammer and bend the sword sticking through the bar, disarming one of your enemies permanently!
Again, as much of an ass as the bartender's being, burning down the bar would kind of defeat the point of attacking these guys.

>>2528821
>Take the hammer and bend the sword sticking through the bar, disarming one of your enemies permanently!
>Take the gun and fire off on the nearest asshole!
In this order.

>>2528840
Ah, fuck, you're right. Well, I'll gues I'll change to the hammer.

>>2528821
Been in this world all of 30 minutes. I say we burn it the hell down.

>>2528840
>>2528851
Damn, just read this bloke's logic. I also change to hammer.

>>2528821
>Take the hammer and bend the sword sticking through the bar, disarming one of your enemies permanently!
Also look for a sickle somewhere

>>2528865
>We bring Communism to the world of One Piece
I like it.

>>2528821
>>Take the hammer and bend the sword sticking through the bar, disarming one of your enemies permanently!
Alcohol tempts me. The prospect of firebombing these guys REALLY tempts me.
But >>2528840 makes a good point.

>>2528877
>>2528870
>>2528858
>>2528846
>>2528845
>>2528840
Alrighty then, roll me some 2d20s please, one for the success of the hammer and one for the gun shot.

>>2528821
Throw the 100% proof and show them the matches maybe they'll get the idea

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Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d20)

>>2528899

Rolled 16, 14 = 30 (2d20)

>>2528899

Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d20)

>>2528899

Rolled 5, 8 = 13 (2d20)

>>2528899

>>2528924
Shit my bad

Rolled 11, 3 = 14 (2d20)

>>2528899

>>2528924
We shoot ourselves in the foot, I guess. Or do you not do crits?

Man, the dice in this quest is cursed.

Rolled 6, 20 = 26 (2d20)

>>2528899

I think its the d20s
They are way too swingy

rollign

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>>2528938
Oh I do crits alright.
I do crits.

>>2528944
Oof, too little too late my man, better luck next time.

Rolled 5, 13 = 18 (2d20)

>>2528963

>>2528966
Damn, never been a big fan of crits on d20s. Oh well, better then crits on d10s at least.

>Oh boy, a One Piece quest
>It's isekai
Come on you stupid nigger.

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>>2529050
So why are you even here? Besides, I'm trying my damnest to make it a GOOD Isekai, which believe it or not there are though few they may be.

So either stick around or fuck off, but either way we're going on exciting high seas adventure and no goddamn neigh sayers are going to stop us!

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You snag the hammer from under the bar and swing it with all your might at the blade, bending the sword at such an angle that the wielder will never manage to pull it out in time. Awesome, that’s one less fuck-ass trying to stab you! Next, what next, your adrenaline is overflowing from the fight, and the pain in your hand is barely noticeable at this point.

That being said, you only have the one good hand left, so you use it to nab the gun under the counter. With a quick peek, you check to see if it’s loaded, tipping it downwards actually reveals no bullet, but fuck it at this point you’ll take your chances! You spring up from behind the bar gun in hand and aim it at the closest swordsman, trying to hop over himself. You take aim at his face, pull the trigger an-

POOM!!

JESUS H. FUCK!!

The instant you pull the trigger is the instant the barrel of the fricken gun explodes, shattering it into numerous pieces, granted it took down the person you were aiming at, sparks flying into his eyes, but now BOTH your hands are seriously injured by both blade and gun alike!

To make matters worse, the sparks from the explosion hit some of the booze that spilt from your glass, lighting both the bar and the floorboards on fire!

>Fuck this, cut your losses and make a run for the door!
>Screw it, jump on the bar, run for it and jump through the window!
>Run upstairs and try to find a way out!
>Write-in!

>>2529070
>no goddamn neigh sayers are going to stop us!
>neigh sayers
Fuckin horses, man. No class.

>>2529101
>>Screw it, jump on the bar, run for it and jump through the window!
I need to get some sleep, so I'll leave dreaming of tactical autodefenestration. Night all.

>>2529101
Well, so much for not burning the bar down. Curse whatever shitty gunsmith made that piece of crap, and
>Make a run for the door!
Not really any reason to stick around now.

>>2529101
>Make a run for the door!

>>2529149
>>2529120
>>2529118
Only three people here, goddamn man. Alright then, running for the door, roll me some 1d20s!

>>2529070
>So why are you even here
Because I saw One Piece, and One Piece quests are rare. The only one that's lasted is Ascendant Dawn, and reading that

is as carcinogenic as pouring polonium pellets down your urethra.

>Good isekai
Sure, but none of them are quests.

You seem like a decent enough writer so far, why isekai?

>>2529101
>Screw it, jump on the bar, run for it and jump through the window!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>2529162

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2529162

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>2529170
rollling 1

>>2529177
Nice.

>>2529179
NOT TODAY, NEIGH-SAYER

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>>2529182
We're getting out of this one laddeh.

>>2529174
>>2529177
>>2529179
Well done! 19!

>>2529170
I don't really know why Isekai specifically. I suppose cause it'd cause enough shitposters to come around and maybe even stick around cause the genre is handled so badly. You can't just kick start the industrial revolution cause you have passing knowledge of electicity, it don't work that way. Fuck power fantasies nigger, earn it.

Writing!

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FUCK THIS!!

You’re running on instinct at this point and you’ve fucking had it with this fucking stupid bar in the middle of Jap fucking NOWHERE!! You leap up from your position, using your leg you hoist upward and sail past the swordsmen who can only look up at your flying form. You might as well give these bastards a parting gift!

With all the coordination your hyped up brain can muster you kick down with one foot, slamming into the face of your would be slasher! That’s the one! You kick off his nose, leaving your boot print on his face, and again with the other foot you repeat the action, his grip loosening on his weapon as your whole body weight presses down on his forehead! With all the grace that a seriously injured man can manage, you roll off your fallen adversary and into a table, and a sudden jolt of pain alerts you to your now sprained ankle! Thankfully, your assailants are more concerned with the fire, spreading through out the mainly wooden structure, threatening their boss!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU CAN’T BELIEVE THAT WORKED!! YOU ARE SO TRYING THAT AGAIN WHEN YOU GET THE CHANCE!!

You make your way down whatever road you find, quickly finding cobblestone under your feet, oh thank fuck a road! A paved road! That must mean there’s someone who can help you!

“HELP! PLEASE! I’M BLEEDING, I’VE BEEN SHOT!”

You scream out, and sure enough you see some lights turn on in the windows of houses you hadn’t seen, candles if you had to guess from the flickering! With what little light you have you find yourself in a town, and infront of you seems to be a patio with pallets of rice and other goods, a general store of some kind! Oh thank God!
You quickly scramble onto the patio and shoulder charge the door, though you’re severely weakened, and the charge does little to budge the door. The glass in your palms hurts so much, you can’t even feel your left hand anymore, you’re tired…

You just want... to go… home.

Darkness takes you.

>>2529323
neat

>>2529323
So are we like Usopp tier? Or closer to Yosaku/Johnny

>>2529366
Damn right it is.

>>2529369
See >>2528193

Alright so I'll be honest, it's 1:17 am here and I'm exhausted. So I'll tell you what, I'll stop here, and come back tomorrow. Okay? Alright. Till then!

>>2529385
See ya QM

>>2529385
Good night QM. Hope this quest lasts.

>>2529385
Thanks for running

>>2529201
>earn it.
We can earn it without being le dank iseaki maymay man. Like Koby.

>>2529510
True enough, though I feel I already made my point clear on how I feel about "le dank iseaki maymay" men. This'll be the best goddamn Isekai you've ever read my friend, YOU'VE GOT MY WORD ON THAT! LOUIS CAROL AMD MARK TWAIN CAN SUCK MY DICK!

ALSO, to those still here and newly reading, I'd greatly appreciate it if you were to give me some pointers on my writings thus far. Do you like the pace, is my dialogue fitting, is the character likeable? What tweaks should I make to the rolling system if any, cause like I had said, I was planning on using a system more suited for physical table tops rather than this narrative setting. Anything at all helps so don't hesitate, alright?

>>2529550
>This'll be the best goddamn Isekai you've ever read my friend, YOU'VE GOT MY WORD ON THAT! LOUIS CAROL AMD MARK TWAIN CAN SUCK MY DICK!
>He didn't even mention the best isekai author

>>2529562?
Kugane Maruyama? Tappei Nagatsuki? Yusagi Aneko?

>>2529582
>He still can't get it
Look at this dooood

>>2529550
what's our character look like?

>>2529600
Presumably a normal human and not some doofy fucker like One Piece characters normally look like.

Which would have been more fun, too bad OP fell for the dank isekai meme.

>>2529600
Was going to leave that for when I come back, after all, how better to look at yourself with nothing in the way?

>>2529593
You're right, I obviously don't. I listed the mangakas of Overlord, Re:Zero and the Adventures of the Shield Hero... what else is there, fucking Jin? That one three chapter thing where some Roman bath expert visits contemporary Japan and brings back ideas to Ancient Rome? TELL ME DAMN YOU!

>>2529625
>All of this new shit
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

I feel as if we're going to do something like accidently burn down garps ship while shouting words in english that nobody understands

>>2529639
Fucking, Fire Tripper? Rumiko Takahashi, is that what you wamt to hear? Cause Louis Carol is WAY older than anything she's produced.

>>2529689
>Rumiko Takahashi, is that what you wamt to hear?
Yes. But you went to new shit when you went into manga.
Not for Fire Tripper though.

>>2529696
Nigga fuck off, first doesn't mean best, regardless of what platform or medium. Besides, Inuyasha was Rumiko's best work, while Fire Tripper was forgotten.

>>2529716
Fire Tripper wasn't even the one I was talking about, why did you even jump to Fire Tripper first?

>>2529720
Cause what the fuck else by Rumiko is "Isekai"? Can't be One Pound Gospel, or Mermaid Saga since it's too recent (2003), and it sure as hell can't be anything involving Ramu/Lum, since she visits Earth rather than Ataru visiting her home planet, hence it cant be an isekai.

Although, in my defense, I've never read Urusei Yatsura so I wouldnt know if Ataru ever visits Ramu's home planet, though even if he DID it would only be considered an arc rather than the premise of the manga! Thus eliminating it from consideration! Fire Tripper is her only Isekai work!

>>2529778
It was InuYasha, damn, you've read a lot of her work though.

>>2529778
Let me rephrase that, Mermaid Saga isn't suspect because it's 2003 and you kept whinging about the "New Shit", and the same thing applies to Mermaid saga, that it's a fish out of water story rather than a person in the pool.

>>2529782
Oh. Right fuck I forgot Kogome is basically teleported to Sengoku Japan. Shit m8, my bad. Anyways, friends? If you havent read said new shit I highly reccomnd the shield hero. Shit takes you on a ride, purposefully stacks the deck against the protagonist early on in all things which is a great twist.

>>2529550
Good stuff so far QM just read through this and have some hopes for the future. As for critiques it's a bit early to talk about stuff like pacing and all that.

As for the roll system I suggest you upgrade to d100. I've seen multiple quests that started out with d20 but eventually changed d100 after crits ruined everything and it's better than just removing crits outright. And I personally think it's more fun and diverse.

>>2529813
>Anyways, friends
Only if we get a DF that lets us crush fools with rocks and nothing else.

>>2529813
>Anyways, friends?
Only if you give us a kungfu dugong as a crewmate
Just kidding I love you for making an op quest and not the hundreth naruto quest

>>2529813
S'all good.
>>2530110
Will agree with this guy though. If you're doing crits and Bo3s, I find d100s work better then d20s. Makes crits more impactful when they happen, whereas they're more annoyingly inconvenient then exciting with d20s.

>>2529323
>Lights in the Windows

Wasn't it daytime when we entered the bar?

Been looking to get into One Piece but that 900+ ep count is fucking terrifying

Good thread so far, OP
Will definitely follow

>>2530383
Yeah, read the manga.

The anime is complete garbage.

If you see TOEI's name on an anime, avoid it.

>>2530383
Dude it's a great time to get back into it after 903 the hype is as big as ever and the Reverie and Wano arcs are coming up it's an amazing time to be a OP fan definitely read it if you have the time because fuck TOEI.

>>2531688
Ryokugyu hype anon

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>>2531756
Damn right.

Alright alright alright! I have returned! Thread will be up t-minus 2 or so hours, till then I'll adress some grievances.

>>2530110
>>2530247
So I've been toying with the idea of going with a 1d100 narrative system, but the thing is I use opposing rolls to determine success. The reason you weren't stabbed is cause your opponents kept flubbing their rolls in tandem with yours, and sometimes managed to score higher.

I understand the 1d20s can be a bit swingy, last session being a prime example, but I feel the 1d20 system keeps up more suspense, forcing you to pick your battles.

But I'll tell you what, I'll put it to vote before we start,
>Keep the d20 opposing roll system
Which mind you you will get modifiers for eventually OR
>Switch to d100 beat a DC.
Same basic principle only instead of opposing rolls the DC is already set.

>>2530255
It WAS, but it's winter and you're in the north! Night time falls way faster as a result and you ran a pretty damn good distance.

>>2530383
Yeah what >>2530424 and >>2531688 said, read the Romance Dawn Arc, Syrup Village, and at least get to Arlong Park, that's where I feel is a damn good starting point if you've never read the series.

Till then me hearties! Stay hyped!

>>2531906
How about 3d10?

>>2531906
I like the D20s
It reminds us that the Dice Gods are cheeky fuckers for everyone involved, be it NPCs or player characters
>>2530424
>>2531688
Thanks for the recommendation
Will be nice to read on the way to work

>>2531906
I'll take the d20 even tho I feel like it's gonna fuck us up.

>>2531906
Keep the d20. Opposing rolls can get screwy, but it feels like it fits the setting.

>>2531906
D100. I doubt it's gonna win at this point but I perfer DC's so that we don't encounter Kaido and he keeps getting low rolls so he seems really shitty

>>2531906
D20

>>2531906
d100 beat the DC is better.

Also there's a lower chance of crits if you want to keep them.

>>2531906
Could we do d20s for the mooks and d100s with set DCs for bosses? Would this be a weird system?

>>2531906
D20

I feel like d100 is too easy in most quests

D100

>>2532152
>>2532139
>>2532067
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>>2532407


>>2532021
>>2532031
>>2532049
>>2532107
>>2532250
Damn son, either I'm reading this wrong or it's a tie!

I'll tell you guys what, how about this system;

A kind of Dice Pool, where in the number of dice and the value of your dice changes, to beat an opponents hidden DC?

Like for example, YOU have 1d20, as you're a strapping young lad with a hint of musculature, but since you're just starting our you suck, this is common though so no worries.

The Mooks you faced at the bar WOULD have had 1d13 each, while their boss with the big knife hosted a 1d20 much like you. The number of dice and their value are determined by a number of things, including but not limited to physical health, martial training, past experiences and more.

For example, Monkey D. Luffy, who's had a Devil Fruit for the better half of his life and is freakishly strong, would have a 2 or 3d20 in Enies Lobby, with extra modifiers granted for the likes of Second and Third Gear.

So if he had rolled a 20+10=30 vs Rob Lucci's 10+15=25, he would beat him out by 5, which is barely a success.

Does that work for everyone or do you prefer I stick to 1d20s/change to d100s? Cause I think the d20/d100 is best for storytelling while my above system is just compromise. Hell I might just go with the 1d100.

Post up soon, writing now!

>>2532452
I like the idea of a dice pool, better than a d20 at the very least.

>>2532452
I'm not even gonna think about the possible flaws of this system it sounds cool and most importantly unique. So I'm 100% behind it

>>2532452
Wouldn’t have a problem with that. Only concerns I’d have is that we’d be making you do a bunch of extra legwork, since you’d have to figure out stats for every enemy we fight, and how stuff like Logia fruit users, which you can’t really harm outside of special circumstances, would work.

>>2532452
Joining in! Looks great so far!

We need to learn sign language, or more importantly, get healed.

One question QM, do we know what we studied or can we choose? In Isekai, Earth knowledge is usually important.

Dice pool sounds cool, ignore reddit spacing.

>>2532452
I like it!

Blackness once more.

Longer this time. No warmth just comfort. You don’t want to move.

You’re floating through an infinite space. Constant and deafening silence reign.

You hear birds… the smooth tweet of birdsong rather than the harsh squaking of seagulls as you had before. Your eyes flutter open and you’re made instantly aware that this is not your bed. You sit up and covers fall from your chest, your hands wrapped in bandages… either Leonardo DiCaprio wants to go deeper in your head or you have to come to grips with the fact this is… isn’t a dream. But wait then that means…

You throw the covers off you completely, your left ankle also bandaged to heal your sprain. Shit. Groggily and groaning you bring your feet to the floor, now made aware of the fact that you’re nude save for your underwear, thank god. Right in front of you is a window, sunlight streaming through. You limp up to the glass and look out side, seeing that you’re on the second level of the general store you found last night. Turning you see your clothes.

>A shirt and pants combo, semi-casual and pressed. You may not have been the most organized but you were certainly clever and immaculate (+5 to mental tasks, deductive reasoning, intelligence and the like)
>Your workout gear. A sleeveless polyester shirt and some sweatpants. You admit you kind of spent a bit more time at the gym than you did studying… (+5 to all physical traits, strength, dexterity, even damage done!)
(Here we find your first modifier! This will aid you in the times to come, but choose wisely! These will be few and far between, with the exception of heroic deeds!)

>>2532676
>Your workout gear. A sleeveless polyester shirt and some sweatpants. You admit you kind of spent a bit more time at the gym than you did studying… (+5 to all physical traits, strength, dexterity, even damage done!)
We /fit/ now

>>2532676
>A shirt and pants combo, semi-casual and pressed. You may not have been the most organized but you were certainly clever and immaculate (+5 to mental tasks, deductive reasoning, intelligence and the like)

>>2532676
>A shirt and pants combo, semi-casual and pressed. You may not have been the most organized but you were certainly clever and immaculate (+5 to mental tasks, deductive reasoning, intelligence and the like)

>>2532676
>A shirt and pants combo, semi-casual and pressed. You may not have been the most organized but you were certainly clever and immaculate (+5 to mental tasks, deductive reasoning, intelligence and the like)
The most fun parts of Isekai are when the MC uses there intelligence or knowledge from their world to solve a problem not when they punch hard or run fast imo

>>2532676
>>Your workout gear. A sleeveless polyester shirt and some sweatpants. You admit you kind of spent a bit more time at the gym than you did studying… (+5 to all physical traits, strength, dexterity, even damage done!)

>>2532676
>>A shirt and pants combo, semi-casual and pressed. You may not have been the most organized but you were certainly clever and immaculate (+5 to mental tasks, deductive reasoning, intelligence and the like)

>>2532733
>>2532797
/fit/

vs.

>>2532755
>>2532770
>>2532794
>>2532809
/int/

writing now!

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>>2532828
A thinking man

>>2532828
>No effay option

>>2532890
No boipuccy here freako, unless that's not what effay means...

Oh, thankfully your clothes are still here. Now that you think about it the entire bar was a bit ruffle and tumble, even by your standards. Shit you didn’t figure this Japanese island would have some psychopaths mugging bartenders and fucking shooting at you! You shuffle over to the drawer with your clothes atop them, and you notice your goddamn wallet is missing, and so is your phone. Shit. Whoever took you in must have nabbed it when they were treating you. You notice your pants actually have a slight tear at the very bottom of the leg. Aw well you suppose you could roll up the leg and hide it.

Actually you seem to be in an… awkward position. Putting on your pants and easy enough, zipping them too but the buttons on both your pants and shirt… well, they don’t exactly lend themselves to being handled by your bandaged mitts. You try to button your pants but you just get the fibers in the bandages stuck, tearing slightly. Screw it, you simply toss your shirt on and leave the zipper as your only hold to your waist. You make your way to the door of your room and see a hallway, leading down stairs. There’s a pleasant smell wafting upwards.

You carefully tiptoe down the stairs and find that there’s a whole kitchen, with a table and four chairs at the center. In the corner is a woman over a stove, cooking what you assume to be bacon and eggs. There’s a man sat at the table reading a newspaper and… a child. A little girl with green hair of all things staring right at you. The fourth seat is next to the distracted man, hosting a plate of toast, eggs, bacon and sausage and your stomach grumbles slightly.

>Make a shush symbol at the child, and try to sneak breakfast in and leave, hoping she doesn’t rat you out, you don’t want to disturb their breakfast.
>Cough to announce your presence don’t be rude.
>Head back upstairs and hope nothing goes awry.

>>2532975
>>Cough to announce your presence don’t be rude.

>>2532975
>Cough to announce your presence don’t be rude.
Lads, I have an important question for you.
Pirate or Marine

>>2532676
>heroic deeds!
I dont want to share my meat
>>2532975
>Cough to announce your presence don’t be rude.

>>2532975
>Cough to announce your presence don’t be rude.

>>2532975
>Cough to announce your presence don’t be rude.

>>2532990
>Marine
Nah. We should go pirate and get ourselves a fleet.
I don't want to end up working for Akainu

>>2532990
Pirate, any other choice is for fags

>>2532990
I'm fine with either or. The Marine option would be neat and new considering we mostly see the pirate pov but pirate shenanigans, although generic gives us more freedom and would have fun. I'm leaning more toward pirate but I wouldn't drop the quest if we became a marine

>>2532984
>>2532990
>>2532991
>>2532999
>>2533009
Good manners win out, writing!

>>2533013
>I don't want to end up working for Akainu
What are you, some kind of faggot?

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You clear your throat with a quick cough, and the man and woman turn their attention to you. The man is the first to speak.

“ああ, 私たちのゲストは目が覚めています。 どうぞ、来て食べてください.”

He motions for you to take a seat, and you make your way down the stairs while the woman finishes cooking, putting a full plate before the child. You clumsily pull out the chair with your glove shaped hand and sit yourself down, pulling in. You realise now that utensils are going to also be an issue.
“あなたの包帯を脱いでもいい?"

Goddamn language barriers. You give him a quizzical look and he points to your hand, doing a counter clockwise winding motion. Oh he want to take off your bandages! You nod and he does exactly that, exposing…

Oh.

Oh yeah that hurts.

The hand where the gun had exploded looks mangled, you’re surprised it wasn’t actually blown off completely. You’ve seen one too many people hold firecrackers for too long. Gripping slightly crinkles the skin and stings slightly but on your other hand…

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On your other hand is just sme oddly shaped scar tissue. Honestly you expected something worse but hell, you’re not complaining.

“ あああ!”

The sudden yelp startles you, though you notice it’s coming from the little girl, who’se pointing at your less messed up hand.

“彼は手にタトゥーを持っています!彼は海賊です!”

“Chihiro! 失礼にしないでください! 彼は単純に奴隷の下にいる男の人たちによって単純に切断されました.”

The mother scolds the child for the sudden outburst, though you’ve no idea what either of them said. You, really need some Japanese lessons. Oh, wait! You understood that! Chihiro! That must be her name!

The man addresses you again after having thrown away the bandages.

“いいえ、Chihiroは正しいかもしれません。 若い男、私は尋ねなければならない。 あなたは海賊ですか?”

You’ve no idea what he’s talking about but that’s the third time in this house they’e said that word. Kaizoku. By their reactions you can only assume that means something bad like a thief. Oh God, they might throw you out! But… then again…

>Nod your head! You’re definitely a Kaizo… whatever the hell it was!
>Shake your head no, you don’t want these people throwing you out!
>Pretend to be deaf! Point to your ears and make all sorts of motions pretending you don’t hear them.

>>2533221
>Make it clear that you speak another language, and have no clue what they’re talking about.

>>2533221
>Make it clear that you speak another language, and have no clue what they’re talking about.

>>2533221
>>2533227
This

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>>2533221
>Make it clear that you speak another language, and have no clue what they’re talking about.

>>2533221
IMPORTANT NOTE!! This choice won't preclude you from either Pirate or Marine path, so no pressure if you worry about that.

It will also be my last post cause it's 12pm here and I've been gardening all day again and am seriously tired, and unfotuanetly have an engagement Sunday. I'll try to run this on a weekly basis though promise nothing...

>>2533221
>Make it clear that you speak another language, and have no clue what they’re talking about.
Ting tong, ping pong

>>2533221
>>2533227
This

>>2533227
This. We really have to find a way to fix this problem one way or another.

>>2533221
>Nod your head! You’re definitely a Kaizo… whatever the hell it was!
Finally caught up, liking everything so far!

>>2533221
>Make it clear that you speak another language, and have no clue what they’re talking about.

>>2533221
Going with >>2533227
Also adding
>find something to draw on
We shall use symbols where words fail us

>>2533221
>>Pretend to be deaf! Point to your ears and make all sorts of motions pretending you don’t hear them.
close enough

Ah. A touch of I Can't Understand What My Isekai is Saying. Nice, QM.

>>2529813
>highly reccomnd the shield hero.
Shield Hero is decent up until half way, when the author starts wanking his death fetish and everyone is retarded aside from the shield hero.

>>2539474
But wasn't that explained as the summoning candidates being chosen as retards so they wouldn't put up a fight against the evil goddess?

>>2539498
Yeah, but the evil goddess was used to explain everything. Even the ending, until the readers got so pissed at the cop-out and it got changed, if I remember right.

>One Piece Quest
Fuck yeah my nigga. The Isekai is a bit iffy but so far it's good stuff.

Do you have a twitter or a discord for updates?

Rip jolly?

>>2541168
YO HO
THIEVES AND BEGGARS
NEVER SHALL WE DIE!!

>>2533227
>>2533232
>>2533236
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>>2533243
>>2533244
>>2533302
>>2533627
>>2535598
Alright! We're talking to these people in a language they obviously don't understand, hoping beyond hope they'll understand!

>>2540212
Thanks my dude, but nah I don't not yet

little known fact, the more pirate shitposting and "rip jolly" posts there are, the stronger I get. Go fucking hog wild.

>>2541186
I only posted rip jolly cause I really like the quest and didn't want it to die ;-;

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>>2541252
I don't wanna leave you guys either! Stay tuned, writing currently.

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I know next to nothing about One Piece, but I am interested and have some ideas/plans that could be worth exploring in the future.
1. Joseph Johnson, I wonder what are the odds of us ending up with JoJo as our nickname
2. Become the most hardcore pirate around
3. If the second point fails, make do like were in a Bud Spencer and Terrence Hill movie

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Alright. Trying to overcome a language barrier here. Let’s see if you can’t make some kinda progress.

“Thank you for your hospitality, but I must say, I do not speak Japanese…”

With your best impression of sign language, you try to convey that you in fact don’t speak a word of Japanese, not a single character. Something you kinda need to fix if you’re to find the fastest way off this rock. You wave to your mouth, making a speaking motion with your hand and then an X with your arms. You hope they got that… the silence is not a good sign though.

“まあ、それは私たちのゲストがかなり彼の頭を打つようだ!” The old man gets out a laugh while the wife chuckles. The girl just seems dissatisfied, and slinks back into her chair.

“どうぞ召し上がってください!"

He gestures to your dish, making eating motions. Well shit, who’re you to deny meals. Oddly enough to use forks and knives, something you thought would be exclusive to you seeing as you’re the only white person around. We’ll screw it, you’re not about to question it.

Halfway into the meal a sudden thought strikes you! Your wallet!

“Mmmm!” you grunt through a mouthful of egg and sausage, swallowing before turning to the man,

“Wallet! Where is? Wallet?” You make the gestures with your hands, flipping them open and closed in what you hope is a familiar fasion.

“Wallet? ああ、あなたはこれを意味する必要があります! この奇妙な石と一緒にパンツで見つけました.”

He hands you both your wallet and your phone, Both of which seem unharmed! Oh thank god. You check the phone… DAMN IT! Only 8 percent?! Who the hell figured out your password?! Then again… that girls shifty eyes might explain a few things…

>Use the translation app, tell them you’re very grateful for everything they’ve done for you, then leave.
>Use the app, tell them you’re thankful and ask if you could do anything to repay them, even if it might cost you a few minutes of power…
>Simply bow your head and leave, ask someone if there’s a port near by and if you can hitch a ride!

>Use the app, tell them you’re thankful and ask if you could do anything to repay them, even if it might cost you a few minutes of power…

>>2541390
>>Use the app, tell them you’re thankful and ask if you could do anything to repay them, even if it might cost you a few minutes of power…

>>2541390
>Tell them we're thankful and that this is the only way to communicate.
>Also ask if theres a place where you can buy a charger or if you can borrow one

>>2541390
>Simply bow your head and leave, ask someone if there’s a port near by and if you can hitch a ride!
We needed rosetta stone but now that options gone
Now we need a moon rune starters guide

>>2541390
>use app to ask if you can repay them

>>2541430
I mean if we find a charger like I suggested in >>2541427 we could rely on our phone a bit more. The girl seem to know what they are at least. Not a permanent fix but better than just trying to learn the japanese language from scratch without anyway to communicate until then

>>2541413
>>2541421
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>>2541445
Repaying kindness seems to be the winner! Writing!

>>2541390
>Use the app, tell them you’re thankful and ask if you could do anything to repay them, even if it might cost you a few minutes of power…

>>2541465
Do they have phones and charger outlets that'd be compatible with what we have? I was always a little spotty on what tech level the OP world was at. Because I mean on the one hand, pirate ships, but on the other hand, cyborg people.
>>2541390
>Use the app, tell them you’re thankful and ask if you could do anything to repay them, even if it might cost you a few minutes of power…
May as well, we're not going to get a tonne of use out of our phone at the charge it's at anyways.

>>2541513
Nah m8.

Most technology is derivative from geography, the whole reason we have steam power was cause some mother fucker figured out copper and coal cause he had them on hand. In all my reading and watching of OP I've not seen a single fucking thing that uses copper in its mechanism.

THESE NIGGAS FIGURED OUT HUMAN FUCKING AUGMENTATION BUT CAN BARELY FIGURE OUT FUCKING RADIO WAVES, WHAT EVEN IS THE SCIENCE BEHIND DEN-DEN MUSHI?

>>2541542
>WHAT EVEN IS THE SCIENCE BEHIND DEN-DEN MUSHI?
They're telepathic snails. Or their mucus lets them communicate with one another.

>>2541542
Oh well, guess we're gonna have to science or something if we want our phone back. Damn curious children. And damn our stupid ass for picking what was probably an easy password.

>>2541560
Or we knock out Enel and eat him like Big Mom did to Caramel.

Quickly you tap in your password and as quick as you can make your way to the translator app. You hit the speech app, open the recording and quickly speak.

“Thank you very much for everything you have done for me! You have saved my life. Is there anything I could do to repay you?”

You tap once more and hit play, relaying the message in Japanese this time! The entire family reeling back in surprise! What, had they never seen text to speech? The girl in particular seems to be particularly scared.

“魔女! 彼は魔女だ! 海賊の魔女!”

You actually managed to nab what she had said and the message translated back to you perfectly. ‘Witch! He’s a Witch! A Pirate Witch!” Holy shit, that’s what Kaizoku meant?! Pirate?! Why the hell would she assume you’re a pirate!?

“No no no! I’m not a pirate! I’m just a normal person!”

“Then why are you using your magic game rock to speak to us?”
“Aha! So it WAS you!”

“Chihiro!”

The conversation is brought to a sudden halt by the old man, who scolds his daughter. She winces at his outburst, and sits back down in her seat, eyes down cast as she simply returns to sitting there. The mother is having an equally hard time processing this… the father looks at you with a cold and solemn expression. Almost as if judging you and the danger you might pose to his family. After all for all he knows you’re some ruffian he picked up off the street, bloodied and beaten. He has every right to be suspicious of you.

“I’ll be honest young man… I don't know who you are… but when we found you on our doorstep and my wife helped treat your wounds… you kept mumbling on and on about Pirates…”

The disdain in his voice is palpable at the mention of the word “Kaizoku”... you can only guess why though… you have a few hunches.

“And I couldn’t help but notice… you didn’t answer my question when I had asked, and if you did I could not understand… so I will ask you again. Are. you. A. Pirate?”

… you swallow a lump in your throat.

>Answer yes! You are a pirate that is to be feared! The reasons for your wounds were from a fight! You’re definitely a Pirate! The worst on the high seas!
>... Nah. You’re no pirate. Hell you barely passed track and field tryouts and couldn't get into drama because of stage fright. You don’t have the guts to be a buccaneer.
>Tell the truth of what happened at the bar, and... that you're a pirate historian? It's not technically a lie.
>Write in?

>>2541563
Plan "Vore Enel" is officially initiated