>20.1
That was supposed to be 21.0
Everyone point and laugh
LAUGH!

HAha

>>2512139

Nice work numbering nerd

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>>2512150
What a clod

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>You are Sinchu
>Oh god you're sore.

"So," Hiashi says as he looks you over, sipping from a mug of coffee with the Leaf emblem on the front. "Exactly what happened to your face?"

https://youtu.be/oeP9-gEp2kI?list=PL5PW5TdgaMATZV3Z3_zhsj3V-Mu6e3owr

You sigh, which kind of hurts given how swelled the entire left side of your face is. It's still kind of numb and red too, right where Sasuke through a fuckin' Chidori ball right into your face! You thought Chidori couldn't be thrown? That's literally the first thing you asked Kakashi when you met him. Fuckin' lyin', one eyed pervert. "I got into a little sparring practice with Kiba and Sasuke. On that note, they've developed into pretty awesome shinobi Lord Hokage."

Hiashi nods, sipping some more coffee. "That they have. Now the reason I've asked for you back here so soon is because I've gathered the list of available shinobi whose skills I've deemed sharp enough to assist you on your infiltration to Amegakure." Hiashi pulls out a vanilla folder, sliding it across the desk before you pick it up. "...Hotaru Aburame's name is on there."

You pause, frowning a bit as you open up the folder, seeing Hotaru's face right there in the front. "Rrrrrreally." You grind out, looking over the specs. Hmm, looks like she made Anbu for a year before she stopped for whatever reason, and she's just now getting back into things. Weird. "I will take her under very considerate consideration."

Hiashi just looks at you, sipping at his coffee before he sits it down. "I think she'd be a good member to the infiltration team, her fireflies are good intel gatherers, she's a competent shinobi, and it'd be good for you two to actually talk to one another after that incident three years ago."

You frown, nodding curtly. "Right."

>A. "Ya' know, as much as I dig the concern Hokage, I'm still a little miffed at what happened. Probably wouldn't be a good idea to let those feelings get in the way of the mission."
>B. Sigh. "Yeah you're right, can't hurt.
>C. Look at the list of shinobi.
>D. Write-in

>>2512231

>C. Look at the list of shinobi.

No THOTs allowed

>>2512231
>C. Look at the list of shinobi.

>>2512231
>C look
>D maybe bring hinata, you would love to reunite your three little shits for the mission

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>20.1
Pic related.
>>2512231
>C. Look at the list of shinobi.
>implying Sinchu doesn't want a certain girl with a scooter, who can play the bass

Alright then fools, lookin' at the list it is.

Instead of just puttin' out a list though, I'm gonna' have Hiashi explain the benefits of some of them you may not know.

Writing.

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You just remain quiet, staring down at Hotaru's profile a little bit before moving past her. Hiashi is silent but you can tell he's a little miffed that you didn't even say anything. Whatever, dude's not your therapist. You should probably get one though. Haha. Ha. Next picture you see is of another Aburame, this one called Torune. "Eh?" You frown, having never really seen this guy before, was he an up and comer?

"Torune used to be part of ROOT," Hiashi explains, sensing your confusion. That and you said 'eh'. "Before your uncle took over and called it STEM. He's an incredibly useful shinobi and uses poisonous, nano sized insects called Rinkaichu that are swarming inside of his body. A single touch from him would render a foe dead within' minutes."

"Brutal." You say, flipping over to the next picture, this one of Ko Hyuga. "...Are he and Hotaru still-"

"Yes they're still dating." Hiashi answers. "That still doesn't mean his skills aren't impressive. He's been training with Guy for the better part of these last two-and-a-half years, as well as the Hyuga Elder. You know how useful the Byakugan can be for a mission like this, so I hope you can at least put aside your differences for the sake of the mission if you decide to choose him."

"Yeah....oh by the way what's the Hyuga Elders real name?" You ask, looking up at Hiashi.

"Classified." He says, just staring at you.

"Right." You turn to the next member, and are a little surprised to see Haruko Haruno, Sakura's big sister, looking right at you. "Oh yeah I remember her, she had the bitchin' scooter." You make a face, looking up at Hiashi. "Er, sorry."

"No no, it's a cool scooter." He says, waving off your worries. "Haruko's been working as a roaming intelligence gatherer for the Village since she was 14, so aside from already being talented she's also not someone who's seen all that much around Konoha, so she should have an easier time blending into places than the rest of you."

"Hmmm." You nod, then turn the page an... "Oh come on."
>cont

>>2512340
His name's LITERALLY "Classified Hyuga", isn't it?

>>2512386

Eyenigger 374-B

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>>2512340
"Auntie Anju?" You ask, showing the flattering picture of her surrounded by hot bitches at the local bar. "Also what's with the picture ma-uh sir."

Hiashi shrugs. "It's literally the only one your uncle had of her."

You frown, finding that hard to believe and wondering if your uncle is just fucking with Hiashi. Wouldn't be the first time. "Alright well, I mean she's a awesome kunoichi and stuff, and she's strong, but uh..."

HIashi grins. "Are you saying you don't want her on the team because she's your aunt, and you're afraid she might coddle you?"

"...I'm not NOT saying that." You answer, turning the page again. "Hey, who's this Yamato guy? He sounds familiar."

"Another member of ROOT's old regime who also worked as an ANBU operative..." Hiashi is silent for a moment, contemplating something, before he answers. "He's also got the cells of the First Hokage running through him."

"...Oh cool." You answer, looking over Yamato's specs.

"Cool, you find out someone has the same DNA as Hashirama, and all you say is cool?" Hiashi looks stunned.

"Gotta' roll with it, can't sweat the small stuff anymore ya' know?" You flip through the rest of the profiles, seeing Kakashi obviously, as well as Shizune, Hana Inuzuka, and Azuma. "Can I make a request to bring someone who isn't on the list?"

Hiashi nods. "You can, but I'll have to approve it. Remember, you said you only needed four people so that's all I can spare you."

>Who do you take?
>Pick 4
>A. Hotaru
>B. Torune
>C. Ko
>D. Haruko
>E. Auntie Anju
>D. Yamato
>E. Kakashi
>F. Shizune
>G. Hana
>H. Azuma
>I. Write-in

>>2512395
Okay, fucked up the lettering there.
You know what just copy the name and I'll know what you mean.
Holy shit I'm stupid tonight.

>>2512395
>F SHIZUNE
>D yamato
>C ko
>H azuma

>>2512395

>B. Torune
>E. Kakashi
>H. Azuma
>D. Yamato

>>2512395
>A. Hotaru
Her fireflies ARE a great tracking tool.
>C. Ko
Those eyenigger eyes are useful.
>D. Haruko
Good for infiltration work.
>E. Kakashi
We need a beatstick and Auntie Anju is... Well let's be honest I'm worried she'll steal Haruko before we even get a chance to Pursue.

>>2512414
support

>>2512395
>Ko
>Hotaru
>Shizune
>Kakashi

>>2512404
>>2512414
>>2512417
>>2512418
>>2512426
Shizune: 2 votes
Yamato: 3 Votes
>Ko: 3 Votes
>Azuma: 3 Votes
>Torune: 2 Votes
>Kakashi: 4 Votes(no surprise there)
>Hotaru: 2 Votes
>Haruko: 1 Votes
I'll leave it another 10 minutes since this is important.

>>2512426
>support

I like it

>>2512447

Hey, we'll be dealing with the Akatsuki. We'll need to have Yamato for his First Hokage chakra draining wood

>>2512447
And with that Kakashi is locked in with 5 votes.
Now let's see. That also brings Ko up to 4, and I'll lock him in as well. Leaving you with a bit of a tie breaker to deal with.
>A. Asuma(not Azuma)
>B. Hotaru
>C. Yamato
>D. Shizune

Pick two, vote, and then we'll settle the team.

>>2512463

>Yamato
>Asuma

>>2512467

I'll change Asuma to Shizune, may as well get someone who can cause someone we come across to shit themselves to death with poison

>>2512463
>asuka
>SHIZUNE

>>2512463
>>2512463
We have to vote again?
>C. Yamato
>D. Shizune

>>2512463
>Asuma and shizune pls

>>2512463
>>C. Yamato
>>D. Shizune

>>2512463
>A. Asuma
>C. Yamato

>>2512463
>C. Yamato
>D. Shizune

>>2512483
Yes out of the ones I just listed.

Also holy shit that brings Shizune into the team

>>2512486
>>2512489
And Yamato and Asuma are now tied for final place.
Whoever gets the-
>>2512490
>>2512492
Whoever gets the next vote between them wins.

>>2512486
FUCK

IMEANT YAMATO AND SHIZUNE

>>2512499
Oh okay then Yamato gets last spot.

LISTEN UP!

The team you have chosen for the Amegakure Infiltration mission is....

>Sinchu
>Kakashi
>Ko
>Shizune
>Yamato

This is final.

Okay writing.

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"Kakashi obviously," You say, pulling the White Fang's profile out of the folder. "Pretty sure they should've made a whole new class just for that guy by now. He's like Itachi level at this point." You focus on Ko's profile, frowning a bit but shrugging. "Ko as well, me and him might not see eye to eye, el-oh-el, but if Hiki likes him then that's all I need. Well that and his Byakugan would be pretty useful." Plus it might be time to bury the hatchet, one way or another. "Also Shizune, we're gonna' need someone with medical precision in case something goes wrong. Is Lady Tsunade gonna' be okay with that?"

Hiashi nods. "I made sure to ask her before acquiring Shizune's permission. Unless something drastic happens to the Village while you are all gone, the hospital should be fine. Not to mention she has Taka and Sakura helping her out as well."

Heh, oh right, little Taka's a pretty damn good medic nin now. Sweet. "And lastly, this Yamato guy." You pull his profile out. "Says here he can use Wood style, so that'll be pretty damn useful, also always wanted to hang with the First Hokage, so added bonus."

You slide the profiles you'd chosen, Kakashi, Ko, Shizune, and Yamato, across to Hiashi, who picks them up and looks them over. "I can contact Ko myself, Shizune's located at the hospital currently, and your uncle would know where Yamato is at the moment."

"So that leaves Kakashi the odd man out. I know where he is though." You say, turning around and heading out. It takes you maybe a minute to get to the local adult book store, where the latest copy of Icha Icha Paradise is being sold, and where you see Kakashi walking out, looking downright pleased with his face in the pages of the dirty book. "Heh."

>A. Sneak up on him, get the drop on Kakashi finally.
>B. Hohoho, wonder if Kakashi remembers the Sexy Babe Jutsu you pulled on him a while back?
>C. Eh, just get his attention all normal and boring like.
>D. "Hey Kakashi what'cha reading?!"
>E. Write-in

>>2512546
>A. Sneak up on him, get the drop on Kakashi finally

>>2512546

Did Sinchu get a preview of this new copy? If so.

>E. Spoil the ending

>>2512564
Jesus Chaos you're a monster

>>2512566

Naruto did it to win a fight, fuck you I'm not a monster

>>2512564
That is pure fucking evil.

Do it.

>>2512564
Delightfully devillish Chaos
Support.

>>2512564
>>2512574
>>2512595

Okay then, this wins.
1d100
DC83

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>2512599

Oh boy

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>2512599
If I get a crit on this I'll shoot myself in the balls

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>2512599
EVIILLL

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>2512599

>>2512625
>>2512614
>>2512603
>>2512602
Alright cool, gonna' start writing now, unless someone gets a 1 you should be safe.

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>>2512627

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Now, you're not a dick...most of the time, but you do have this urge to just mess with Kakashi really, really bad right now. But how to go about it? Maybe ask what he's reading really loudly so everyone can see? Maybe sneak up on him and pants him in public? No, no those are small time things, things that would just be embarrassing, but not to the point of tears.

No, you wanna' leave some scars on this one.

You grin, pulling out a piece of small post it paper and writing down the ending to the latest Icha Icha Paradise on it, and then you start heading up to Kakashi. "Hey Kakashi, wait up!"

"Hmmm?" Kakashi stops, turns around and sees you approaching. "Oh, hey Sinchu. Enjoying your time back in the Village?" You know he's still reading the book even though he's technically looking at you. Stupid peripheral vision bullshit. It's so cool.

"Yeah, it's fun seeing everyone again after all these years. Hell you look like an old man. What are you forty now?" That earns you a small, blank stare before you chuckle. "Right right, anyways the reason I needed to talk to ya' is because I'm putting a team together for a mission that's coming up, and you were first on the list."

"Really, and what's the mission?" Kakashi asks, putting the book away as he does.

You grin, handing him the post it note that you've folded up. "We're gonna' be infiltrating Amegakure, pretty sure that's where the Akatsuki's main base is." You answer, your honest keeping him from using that Sharingan and seeing what the note is.

"Hmm, and this note is..." He opens it up, reading it for a second before his eye widens and he tosses it away, now glaring at you. "You...you...." Kakashi is shaking right now, his only visible eye twitching.

You just grin. "Got'chaACK!" And now Kakashi's choking you, wonderful. "Achck! C-c'mon Kakashi! It was-ack-just a joke!"

"I waited two and half years for that book!" He growls, shaking your around a bit.

>A. Aw well, let him get his anger out.
>B. Transform into a hot babe. That ought to look fuckin' hilarious to onlookers.
>C. "I-ack-I can hook you up with some of Ji-ack!-Jiraiya's shit that he hasn't released!"
>D. Knee him in the dick!
>E. Write-in

>>2512657
>E. Write-in
"its a fake spoiler"

>>2512663
This, plus it'd be really funny to get Kakashi to confirm that it's fake by comparing it to the end of the book, thus making him spoil the ending for real.

>>2512657

>C. "I-ack-I can hook you up with some of Ji-ack!-Jiraiya's shit that he hasn't released!"

Alternatively this can be my vote >>2512663▶

>>2512657
>>C. "I-ack-I can hook you up with some of Ji-ack!-Jiraiya's shit that he hasn't released!"

>>2512657
>C

>>2512663
>>2512674
>>2512677
Gonna' close it up with real quick with this write-in and C.
Last post for the night, will play some more tomorrow or Monday.

>Wargle
>Country
>Moon
All squandered potential; sad!

I'm really just disappointed.

>>2512688
What'cha mean?

>>2512691
I really liked this in the beginning, and I know you can be really good, but now I just don't have much interest in following this.

It seems like you're following a path somewhere in between the two of them; which is somewhat uplifting, things have just sort of gone off the rails/OTT for me.

If you could find that porn guy I'd be willing to give him another chance desu.

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"K-Kakashi!" You struggle a bit but manage to pull yourself out of the White Fang's grasp. "It was a fuckin' fake spoiler man, chill!" You say, causing Kakashi to pause as he goes to punch you in the face. "C'mon man, would I really spoil a book fo-"

"Yes, yes you would!" He shouts, pointing a finger at you. "That's exactly the kind of thing you'd do."

You hold up your hands. "Okay okay, fine, I might have done something like that before, but right now I'm a new Sinchu, a wiser one, one who's not so much of an asshole. And I'll prove it." You bring out summoning scroll, popping it and summoning up a few, worn out manuscripts that belonged to Jiraiya. "These here, they're Jiraiya's unreleased shit."

You hand them to Kakashi, who blinks in surprise as he stares down at the worn pages, flipping open one and starting to read it. "Oh my god, it's the Kiyomi Files. I thought he said he'd never do these!"

"He did, but then I bugged the shit out of him cause that cliffhanger at the end of chapter 14 was a pain in the ass. I mean, who does that?" You answer, earning a nod from Kakashi. "So yeah, you can read those, and then we can put this whole mess behind us."

"Alright." Kakashi says, putting the manuscripts away before he stares at you. "But if you weren't lying, and you just spoiled the book for me," He produces a Rasengan in his palm, glaring at you now. "I"ll shove this up your ass."

"...yay, best friends."

>END
>HOpe you all had fun
>Any questions?
>Next session should be tomorrow or Monday.

>>2512715
Run longer next time please.

>>2512740
I used to run for hours on end, but it literally killed me at the end of each session. Just can't do that stuff anymore bro.

>>2512749
take a nap every post lmao

>>2512749
>Burning out
That's how it begins.

>>2512749
Well at least have a consistent start time. And maybe try to run for 4 hours instead of 2.

>>2512763
I try man, but when I start getting burnout I'm just gonna' call it when appropriate.

This is just a fun little quest after all, nothing to kill myself over.

>>2512715
When will we reunite the little shits gang?
When will taka "currently on a list in every village" tetsu get a love interest actually his age?

WHAT IS ELDER HYUGAS NAME?

>>2512778
>When indeed?
>He's actually gotten a few suitor offers but Susumu keeps them to himself.
>Classified.

>>2512752
>>2512709

Alright so I gotta' know, I get that people can grow tired of a quest if it doesn't go in a direction they wanted, that's fair.

But from what I've seen you don't participate at all and only seem to complain about how I've wasted my potential and shit.

So my question is, if you don't like the quest why don't you leave?

>>2513608
Eh. Fuck 'em, Moon.

>>2513608
Honestly if someone says thry don't like a quest yet still feels the need to post in thread about their disinterest multiple time unprompted with no real criticism , you can safely ignore them, since they're generally just being shitty on purpose.

So like, the only fucking thing I can think of to do tonight is to have a late night session. Like, a real late night session, since everything kind of fell apart at work the last couple of days.

So yeah. Also don't ask about a set play schedule please, my work and home life doesn't allow for it.

So like expect a session in like 8 or 8 and a half hours from now.

>>2518634
>Run from 12am to 12:30
>>>>"Run"

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>You're Hiki
>Your girlfriend got kidnapped

"Sit down." Rasa curtly tells you after the fifth time you've walked back and forth in front of his desk. "You're going to run a hole in my floor if you keep this up." Kankuro was already sitting down in one of the two chairs currently facing the Kazekage's desk, the other one empty and for you.

"Sasori currently has Temari and the only way he's giving her back is if we trade him Gaara, I can't exactly remain calm right now sir." You shoot back, you and Rasa locking eyes for a moment.

"Jeez." Kankuro sighs, shaking his head. "Look, Sasori said he'd give us three days to trade him Gaara, which we obviously aren't," He states, after you shoot him a look. "But that just means we've got time to formulate a plan."

"The plan is to get Temari back." You state.

"Wonderful, tactile genius like that and I'm surprised you're not already Hokage." Rasa says. "My daughter was kidnapped while under your watch, was she not Hiki?" He asks, causing you to finally stop. "Obviously it isn't your fault, but you pacing back and forth here isn't helping things. So once again, sit. Down."

You frown, but finally nod and take your seat beside Kankuro. "There has to be something we can do. We can't just trade one persons life for another." It's not like your Hyuga's after all.

>A. "Kankuro, you said you had something that could stop Sasori, what was it?"
>B. "We need to contact the Leaf or Cloud, anybody we can to get some help."
>C. "Does Sasori have any living relatives? Someone who could help us get an understanding of him?"
>D. "How's Gaara doing right now?"
>E. Write-in

>>2520300

>A. "Kankuro, you said you had something that could stop Sasori, what was it?"
>B. "We need to contact the Leaf or Cloud, anybody we can to get some help."

>>2520303

Oh and also

>D. "How's Gaara doing right now?"

Need all the help we can

>>2520300
>B. "We need to contact the Leaf or Cloud, anybody we can to get some help."
>A. "Kankuro, you said you had something that could stop Sasori, what was it?"
we shouldnt need to ask but sure, indulge

Alright cool, AB it is, writing.
Give me some fuckin' 1d100's real quick. No DC.

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>2520332

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>2520332

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>2520332
>>2520333
witnessed

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>2520332

Time for a cri-

>>2520334

Yeah one of these. Let's go for another

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>>2520332
"Kankuro," You turn to the puppet user, arms crossed. "Earlier you said you had a way of stopping Sasori, what did you mean by that?" You watch as realization dawns on Kankuro, and he begins rummaging in his pockets before he pulls out a tiny vial filled with...bugs? "...Are they stinky bugs or something?"

"What? No. They're special termites from the Aburame Clan, ki infused and everything." He passes you the vial, and you stare down at the tiny little bugs, all of them looking up at you as well. You wonder if they feel the same connection that you do right now. "Toss this vial at Sasori, and this little bastards will eat right through him and his puppets. He wouldn't stand a chance."

"Interesting." You say, tossing the vial back to Kankuro who desperately catches it before it smashes to the ground. You turn back to Rasa. "Have you tried contacting anyone from the Leaf of Cloud? We need all the help we can get right now."

"The Cloud and Leaf have been alerted, but considering all three of our Villages have been looking for Akatsuki anyways, there's not likely to be any progress. I've had my best interrogators on Deidara since you brought him back, but that's also hit a bit of a wall."

"What do you mean?" You ask.

"I mean you eradicated his nose and it's been all we could do to just stop him from passing out from pain." Rasa says.

You sigh, scratching your head for a bit. "By the way, how's Gaara doing?"

Before Rasa has a chance to say anything the door to his office bursts open, and a couple of medical nin run in. "S-sir! It's Gaara!"

Rasa stands up, worry in his eyes. "What about him? Is he okay? Did he wake up?"

The medical nin shake their head. "No sir that the thing! He's...his body, it wasn't really his body! It was a sand clone!"

"Wait," You say, standing up. "So if Gaara's not here, then where is he?"

>cont.
>Hey guess what we're gonna' play as Gaara for a moment.

>>2520366

Wait one minute

>They're special termites from the Aburame Clan, ki infused and everything
>Ki infused and everything
>Ki infused
>Ki
>What is Chakra for 200 Alex?

LOOK AT HIM, LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH

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>>2520366
>You're Gaara
>Not of the Sahara

"Hmmm." You're thirsty. How much longer is this Akatsuki person going to keep flying for? Why can't your brother do this? Kankuro uses puppets too, so why is it you've always got to let him float around on your sand cloud all the time if puppets can fly. Or is that this persons special ability? That's weird. You wanted to head back to the Village, to hang out with Hiki some more before he had to go back to the Leaf, but then this guy and his blonde friend, the one that looks like that Ino girl, showed up and caused problems. They wanted you because you had a Tailed Beast inside of you. Not your fault. You would've just hid and waited really, but then this guy went and kidnapped your sister. That's a big no no.

So here you are, traveling high above him as you let one of your sand eyes keep tabs on him more closely. "Hnng." You frown, clutching your side a bit from the explosions that rocked you earlier. That's about the only reason you haven't confronted this man yet, you honestly don't know if you're strong enough. "If only Master Bee were here." You sigh, passing through some clouds as you and the Akatsuki man move out of the desert and into a more forest like area.

You do know that you're going to hurt this man though, he hurt your sister, but more importantly he hurt Hiki. Nobody hurts Hiki. Not on your watch. You stop when the Akatsuki man suddenly does, his army of floating puppets bringing him down to a running river. He hops off the puppets, carrying your sister on his shoulder as he stands in front of a giant boulder for a moment. After a few seconds it rolls aside and he steps in, the puppets following him as the boulder rolls back into place. "Hmmm."

>A. Keep an eye on him, you're too weak to do much else.
>B. Head back to the Village, but keep your sand eye here.
>C. See if you can't slip your sand eye into the secret place.
>D. Write-in

>>2520390

>C. See if you can't slip your sand eye into the secret place

>>2520390
>>C. See if you can't slip your sand eye into the secret place.

>>2520390
>C. See if you can't slip your sand eye into the secret place.

>>2520390
>C. See if you can't slip your sand eye into the secret place.

>>2520397
>>2520405
>>2520407
>>2520411
Oh shit for reals?

Alright then. 1d100+5
DC 85

Rolled 77 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2520413

Rolled 63 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2520413
>modifier
Whyyyyy

Rolled 13 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2520413

Oh hey, a bonus

Rolled 81 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>2520413
Nylonaprep goooo

>>2520420
Ayyyyyyy
Writing.

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There's no point in not trying to see what's happening inside that secret hole in the wall. Or would evil lair be a better name for it? You wish Hiki were here, he'd know what to call it. Moving your sand eye, you slip it in through the smallest of cracks, past the boulder, and find yourself looking around a giant dark room. You spot the man who had attacked you and kidnapped your sister, and you slowly move your sand eye closer. Your sister is lying down on an altar like area, while the Akatsuki man is communicating with...a projection?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCfiqY05BpA

"That doesn't look like the One-Tails host Sasori." The projection says, those eyes of his look incredibly strange, purplish and with multiple rings. Is he like the Uchiha's and the Hyuga's? "What happened?"

Sasori, the man who attacked you, frowns. "It wasn't exactly my fault. Deidara couldn't help himself and jumped the gun early. We would've had the boy but then a small problem showed up." Sasori pauses, frowning. "A Tetsu."

"Hikigaya I suspect." Another projection says, funnily enough you can't see her eyes though. They almost look covered up. "My cute little cousin gave you trouble Sasori? I almost feel proud of him."

"Keep your snide remarks in check Atsuko, or you'll find yourself added to my puppet collection." Sasori shoots back.

"Enough." The original projection says, causing the other two to become quiet. "Regardless of what should've happened Sasori, you failed in capturing the Jinchuuriki."

"Not entirely." Sasori states, gesturing to wards your sister. "I managed to capture the vessels sister, if they want her back they're going to have to trade him for her."

"You honestly think they'll go for it?" Atsuko says. "Rasa isn't an idiot. He wouldn't likely give up his Village's number one weapon, even for his daughter."

"He might, but that Tetsu boy will." Sasori says.

>A. Stick around and keep listening.(Warning, High DC)
>B. Leave, you've heard enough.

>>2520435
>A. Stick around and keep listening.(Warning, High DC)
im feeling lucky

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>>2520435
>>A. Stick around and keep listening.(Warning, High DC)
No pain no gain

>>2520435

>B. Leave, you've heard enough.

Best not to test our luck

>>2520435
>B
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH SWITCH

>>2520435
>B. Leave, you've heard enough.

B it is.
Now roll me 1d5.
Taking third roll.
>1. "Craaaaawling innnnnn my skiiiin!"
>2. "New breed in the neighborhood! Some say they're just no good!"
>3. Cool Jazz starts playing
>4. "Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort!"
>5. "I'm getting too old for this shit."

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>2520448

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>2520448

Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>2520448

Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>2520448

The first is Itachi, last one is

>>2520451

Oh God we're getting Kakuzu aren't we?

>>2520451
Good job, writing.
>>2520452
>Oh God we're getting Kakuzu aren't we?
Not quite.

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You pull your eyeball back, no reason to actually keep raising the risk of getting caught when you're this close to actually getting away with what little information you gathered. Your eye floats back into its socket, and you let out a sigh of relief, but also one of worry. That was supposedly Hiki's cousin, the blind Tetsu who had run away apparently. Was she now a member of Akatsuki? And that man with the strange eyes, who was he?

You didn't get much time to dwell on these things before the sand cloud you were sitting on begins to shake a bit, your mother alerting you to something. "What is it mama? Trouble?" You look around, trying to see what she sees, when you spot three figures emerging from the clouds and coming straight to wards you...

...They're flying to wards you. "Hey sir look, I think that's the one we're looking for." A giant of a man says, pointing to you as an old man and a girl about your age flies beside him.

"Hmph, I can see perfectly well thank ya' very much!" The old man says, looking at you a little closer as he squints. "Hmmm, he's got the red hair alright, but I don't see no giant sword on his back."

"Gourd old man, gourd." The young woman says, shaking her head. "The Akatsuki guy is the one who's got the sword, the Kazekage's son is the one with the gourd of sand."

"I know that!" The old man says, mumbling to himself. "You, boy! You Rasa's son?"

>A. "I don't talk to strangers."
>B. "Yes."
>C. Just stare blankly at them. Oh, and cross your arms.
>D. "We're currently above an Akatsuki hideout, so could be more quiet old man."
>E. Write-in

>>2520475

>B. "Yes."

Ayyyyyy it's the third best kage

>>2520475
>>A. "I don't talk to strangers."

>>2520475
>B. "Yes."

>>2520475
>>D. "We're currently above an Akatsuki hideout, so could be more quiet old man."

B it is.

Writing this up and that'll probably be it for the night. We should have a session tomorrow at 7 though, so hope everybody can play for that.

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"Yes." You answer, blinking slowly at the old man. Who is this person? He seems familiar, but at the same time you don't really care enough to ask. Hiki would probably know.

"Ha, good. Alright kid you're in safe hands now!" The old man says, floating over to you with his two attendants. "We're here to rescue ya' from those Akatsuki fella's that kidnapped ya'." He blinks a few times, looking around. "Er, where are they anyways?"

"I wasn't the one who was kidnapped, it was my sister. And they're both currently down there." You say, pointing to the boulder blocking the opening to the evil cave lair. Euck, bad name.

"Told ya' so." The young girl says, causing the old man to fume. She looks at you, hands on her hips as she floats there in front of you. "Well you probably already guessed it, but this old man's the Tsuchikage, Onoki."

"I did not." You answer.

"And I'm Kurotsuchi, and this big guy here's Akatsuchi." She continues, ignoring your remark. "We were out and about and got word that one of Rasa's kids got kidnapped by the Akatsuki, so we just ended up thinking it was you."

"It wasn't." You answer again.

"Grrr, this boy's a bit of a smart aleck." Onoki says, frowning. "Well don't just sit there then! If yer' sister's in distress then we gotta' go save her!"

"We can't." You state, pointing to the tag currently placed on the boulder. "It's sealed off, and I recognize that seal, there's four more of them scattered around somewhere that we'd have to destroy all at the same time."

"Grrrr, so what now then?" Onoki asks, crossing his arms.

"I...." You're silent, your shoulders feeling heavy. "I don't know."

>END
>Hope you guys enjoyed that little session.
>Any questions?
>Holy shit my head hurts.

>>2520504

This was good. Worth staying up for.

>>2520504
I’m surprised Onoki can’t just punch through the seal, considering he can disintegrate things on a molecular level with Dust Release.

>>2520911
Seals are powerfull shit. Minato could warp tailed beast bombs with seals.

An hour and a half till we have the session guys. Had a long day at work and I'm worn out, so give me a bit to recharge.

Mah dick

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>Back to Hiki

"So if Gaara isn't here then where exactly is he?" Rasa asks as he stares down at the pile of sand that was once his boy. "Dammit, the boy couldn't have been stupid enough to actually follow Sasori on his own, could he?"

"Well," Kankuro starts, scratching the back of his head a bit as he looks at the pile of sand. "I wouldn't call it stupid, more like he just acted without thinking. 'Sides, if it's just Sasori he's fighting he might have a better chance of winning."

"Just Sasori, hmmph." You all turn to see an elderly, short woman walk into the room. "You should know better than to underestimate someone like him Kankuro."

"L-lady Chiyo!" Kankuro bows, his body shaking with worry while you just tilt your head at Chiyo. "Tch, Hiki, show some respect."

Oh right. "Hello miss Chiyo." You say, waving a bit before turning back to Kankuro. "Can we get back to figuring out where Gaara is now? First Temari gets kidnapped and now Gaara snuck off, next thing you know you might end up disappearing Kankuro."

"Harumph, please. That boy's a hundred years to young to have anyone worried about his puppets." Chiyo says, walking in closer. She pauses for a moment when she sets her eyes on you, a frown on her wrinkled face. "You...Oki is that you?" She reaches a hand out, touching your hair. "How did you get-"

"This is Hikigaya Tetsu Lady Chiyo." Rasa cuts her off, pulling her out of whatever daydream she was in. "He simply resembles Oki, nothing more."

"Of...of course." Chiyo says, sounding sad. "Of course he wouldn't have come back."

>A. "Who's Oki? I didn't know there were any Tetsu who had visited the Sand before me."
>B. "Anyways, how do we find Gaara?"
>C. "It's a shame Kiba and Akamaru aren't here, I bet they could sniff Gaara out for us."
>D. Write-in

>>2521888
>B. "Anyways, how do we find Gaara?"
ask later, not the time for oki

>>2521888

>D. "is there something wrong?"
>A. "Who's Oki? I didn't know there were any Tetsu who had visited the Sand before me."

>>2521892

Alternatively we could ask how to find Gaara for the first bit and then tell Chiyo "By the way who's Oki?" So

>>2521893

Add B to my vote, first and foremost

>>2521895
id rather we do every second to saving girlfriend and best friend , hiki doesnt know theres a kage with gaara

>>2521901

I know, which is why I'm saying we figure out how to find Gaara and then ask Chiyo who Oki is.

If it is who I think it is then Moon i ask for a free crit success that I can cash in

>>2521907
why ask now and not later?

>>2521908

Better to get it out of the way I say.

>>2521888
>A. "Who's Oki? I didn't know there were any Tetsu who had visited the Sand before me."
>B. "Anyways, how do we find Gaara?"

We might not be the first Tetsu to get sand in their pants

>>2521911
i suppose so

>>2521888
>>A. "Who's Oki? I didn't know there were any Tetsu who had visited the Sand before me."
>>B. "Anyways, how do we find Gaara?"

>>2521912

Who knows? Maybe this Oki gave a medical exam

AB seems to be the winner
Give me a 1d100, DC 85 for A's question.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>2521918

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>2521918
dank

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>2521918
crit

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>2521918

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>2521918
Check out this 1

>>2521925
Ya' passed boys! Time for lore.

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"Hold on, who's this Oki person?" You ask, causing Rasa and Chiyo to look at each other for a moment, unsaid words happening between them. "I wasn't aware of any other Tetsu besides myself who'd been involved with the Sand. Was this Oki some kind of diplomat?"

"...not exactly." Chiyo said, sighing. "Oki was a very brilliant scientist, or rather he still is one. However he was also someone not weighed down by morals and obligations, but at the same time if your Village knew of the experiments Oki was participating in, they would've banished him." Chiyo rolls her sleeve up, revealing that she has a wooden, mechanical arm. "Back in the day he and I worked together in order to assist shinobi with missing limbs, and we used my puppet jutsu as a basis."

"Chiyo, perhaps the boy doesn't need to hear about this." Rasa says softly.

Chiyo shakes her head. "No, he's of the same blood as Oki was, and it's important he understand what happened." She looks at you, worry in her eyes. "In the beginning, it seemed like Oki was genuinely helping those with our combined efforts. Soon those who had lost legs could walk again, those who had lost their arms could hug their children once more. But then, Oki began experimenting beyond what was necessary. He soon began adding things to these people when they didn't ask for them. I came across him one night, operating on some poor soul by carving out new holes for eyeballs to go, and the worst part is he wasn't even using anything to relieve the pain, the poor man was conscious throughout the whole thing."

You frown. "This man, Oki, did he ever go by another name?"

Chiyo sighs, nodding. "Yes, nowadays you'd know him as Doctor Ironblood."

You gulp, a bit of a cold shiver going down your spine at the name. Rasa chirps up. "This something we'd like kept hidden Hiki, the previous Kazekage's were willing to allow Ironblood to do his experiments because it might have benefited the Sand, but we know better now."

You nod. "Fine, I'll keep it to myself for now. But first, what are we going to do about finding Gaara?"

"Oh, him," Chiyo says, waving her hand a bit. "We'll just follow his unique chakra signature, all the Jinchuuriki have them."

"And you can see that?" You ask, sounding impressed.

"I may be old but I'm still capable young man. Now then, before we head out is there anything you needed to take care of here?"

>Well, is there? New weapons? Supplies, call back home?

>>2521960
i think we are just fine for the most part

>>2521960

Let's fill up on supplies in case of a fight coming to us. Also let's be sure to bring plenty and plenty of iron for us to use

>>2521969
>>2521971
Let's go 50/50 and see what Rasa got you.


1d10. Higher is better.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>2521982

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>2521982
Come on best kage

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>2521982

Alright now

>>2521985

But we don't know Mei Terumi, the Mizukage

>>2521985
>>2521989
>two 10's
Ohhhh, you got the really good thing.

Writing.

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"No I'm good." You say after a moment. "Right now I'm more concerned with rescuing Temari and finding Gaara." Chiyo nods, and the two of you start to head out with Kankuro behind, when Rasa suddenly shouts.

"Stop!" You turn around, watching as the Kazekage rummages through his desk for a bit before he pulls out a thick ball of perfectly polished ore. "Take this with you Hiki, it's condensed Hematite."

"I know what it is." You say, picking the heavy piece of ore up and rolling it between your fingers. You stare longingly at it, the soft touch of it on your fingertips almost making you feel weightless. "I'm sure this will prove useful in the coming battle Lord Rasa."

"I wish you luck Hiki." He says, and with that the three of you leave. It takes you maybe an hour to get a solid lead on Gaara's special chakra trail, but once she has it Chiyoko cannot be stopped.

"Lady Chiyo," You say, looking over your shoulder at he old lady straddling your back. "About Sasori, exactly how are we going to beat him? He used so many puppets at once I didn't think there'd eve be an end to them."

"My grandson has always a prodigy when it came to using puppet jutsu, and over the years it looks like he's only improved. The best bet for defeating him is disable his arms and fingers. Without those he'll have to rely on his tongue and ears."

You frown. "Is that...a thing? Puppet users using their tongues?"

Chiyo smiles. "A good puppet user can use any part of their body to control their puppets. Any part."

Gross. After a bit you finally manage to com across Gaara...however by the looks of things he's not alone, surrounded by three people, who are no doubt evil and assisting the Akatsuki somehow. Yes, that is the only logical answer here.

>A. "GAARA! ARE THEY BEING MEAN TO YOU!?"
>B. Launch Chiyo at them. You don't know what she can do exactly, but it might be super cool.
>C. Just jump up there to see what's going on. It's only like three-hundred feet in the air.
>D. Throw a rock at the short old guy.
>E. Write-in

>>2522021
>C. Just jump up there to see what's going on. It's only like three-hundred feet in the air.
>D. Throw a rock at the short old guy.

>>2522021

>C. Just jump up there to see what's going on. It's only like three-hundred feet in the air.

>>2522021
>>C. Just jump up there to see what's going on. It's only like three-hundred feet in the air.

>>2522029
>>2522027
>>2522025
C it is.
Roll me some 1d100's, DC 56. Failing this will result in...weird stuff.

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>2522042

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>2522042

Moon how would gimps show up from failing to jump high?

>>2522045
All of them

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>2522042

Ya' passed. This ought to be good.

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Well, you won't find anything out by staying down here. "Kankuro we'll be right back." You say, crouching down.

"What are you-...oh no."

Kankuro shields his eyes as you leap up, causing sand to fly everywhere. On your back Lady Chiyo lets out a shout of excitement as you travel higher and higher, until eventually you land right on Gaara's sand cloud. "Hey Gaara."

"Hey Hiki." Your friend replies back, even while the three suspicious individuals just stare at you in surprise. He gestures to wards them. "This is Onoki, he's the Tsuchikage, and that's Kurotsuchi, and that's Akatsuchi." He says, pointing at the girl and very large man. You nod to wards them.

"Are they evil?" You ask, causing Onoki to developed a shocked look.

"E-evil!? Watch your tongue boy! I don't care how high you can jump, that don't give you the right to go around and start callin' people ev-"

"How are you able to fly?" You ask, cutting Onoki off. Seriously, if you could fly you'd be doing that all the time. Imagine all the training you could do in the clouds.

"Hmmmph." Onoki frowns, crossing his arms and floating away while Kurotsuchi floats near you.

"Sorry about that, gramps can be a bit moody at times." She grins, placing a hand on her hip as she looks you over. You feel...violated for some reason. It might be the fishnets. "So then, considering there aren't that many white haired guys running around that can jump that high, I'm guessing you're Hiki?"

>A. Ignore. "So Gaara you found Temari yet?"
>B. "Oh Gaara by the way I'm dating your sister."
>C. "Yes I'm Hikigaya Tetsu. Am I famous? Was it because of the bears?"
>D. "I have a girlfriend." Deny Kurotsuchi that ripe Hiki loin.
>E. Write-in

>>2522072
>C. "Yes I'm Hikigaya Tetsu. Am I famous? Was it because of the bears?"
Then
>"So Gaara you found Temari yet?"

>>2522072

>C. "Yes I'm Hikigaya Tetsu. Am I famous? Was it because of the bears?"
>D. "I have a girlfriend." Deny Kurotsuchi that ripe Hiki loin.

Gotta save Kurotsuchi for Sinchu

>>2522072
>C. "Yes I'm Hikigaya Tetsu. Am I famous? Was it because of the bears?"

>>2522072
>c
>D

This bitch is Gaarra's

Puttin' Quest on pause for a moment guys. Gotta' take care of something.

>>2522136
>Gotta' take care of something
Oh thank goodness.

RIP Moon, you were shit.

>>2522163

Oh my God will you just fuck off already?

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>>2522163
heres your (you)

>>2522163
Man you ain't even tryin' anymore are you?

"Yes I'm Hikigaya Tetsu. Am I famous?" You ask, sitting down on the sand cloud next to Gaara. You're quite interested to hear what other people have been saying about you. Mostly good things you hope. "Was it because o the bears?"

"I-wait what?" Kurotsuchi stutters, tilting her head at you for a moment before laughing. She's got a cute laugh. "No, it wasn't because of the bears, it's just a lot of people saw what you were capable of against Agon from the Clouds a few years back, and they're still talking about it."

Ahhhh. So even after all this time your battle with Agon still holds some merit. "I see." You look at Kurotsuchi for a moment, and she smiles back at you while Onoki grumbles behind her. "Sorry but I have a girlfriend." You say, standing up. Kurotsuchi stutters some more as you turn to Gaara. "Have you located Temari yet?"

He nods. "She's down in that cave lair thing with the giant boulder in front of it." You nod, getting ready to jump down and punch that boulder, before Gaara grabs you by the cuff of your shirt. "It's also got seals on it that negate any actual damage, and if you tried something up front then my sister might end up in danger."

"Ah." You say, frowning as you sit back down. "So what now?"

"We have to find the other four seals located somewhere in a radius of about...two miles." Gaara says, nodding his head.

"That...might take a while." You say, sounding less than thrilled.

"It's the only way to get inside and save my sister."

>A. Try and find the seals.
>B. You know what? You bet you could break that boulder.
>C. Race back to the Leaf and get a Hyuga(Will take up two days time, one to get there and one to get back)
>D. Write-in

>>2522238
>A. Try and find the seals.

>>2522238
>>A. Try and find the seals.

>>2522238
>A. Try and find the seals

>>2522238
>A

>>2522238

>A. Try and find the seals.

Rolled 85, 44, 41, 54 = 224 (4d100)

>>2522242
>>2522246
>>2522249
>>2522252
Alright then, roll me 4d100.
DC's are, in this order, 66, 72, 33, 80
Rollin' for the others to see if they find any.

Rolled 45, 88, 13, 1 = 147 (4d100)

>>2522256

Rolled 60, 7, 1, 74 = 142 (4d100)

>>2522256

Rolled 70, 16, 63, 82 = 231 (4d100)

>>2522256
>2 1s
Oh god

Rolled 27, 21, 53, 53 = 154 (4d100)

>>2522256

Rolled 24, 11, 19, 82 = 136 (4d100)

>>2522256

As a just in case if anyone else doesn't roll

Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d2)

Welp uh, good news and bad news, depending on how you look at it
Would you guys mind rolling me a 1d2 real quick, taking second roll.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>2522281

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>2522281

Oh no

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>2522282
err I can't roll propperly, ignore that.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>2522281

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>>2522283
....Well.

Okay then. You get to have that little question that's been on the back of everyone's minds answered a little early.

Writing.

>>2522285

Either way friendo, we fucked up

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All of you split up in search of the seals. It takes a while, and it's well into the night before the first one is even found, however things get a little easier from there, as Chiyo is able to get a read on the chakra hiding behind the seal so that the rest of you can more easily find the others. Gaara even busts out a new, 100-Eyes of Sand jutsu to speed up the search. You find the second one in no time. However, when it comes to the last two you may have hit a bit of a snag.

"Chiyo," You say, calling out over the radio. Technology is so cool. "I've located the last seal but there's a bit of a problem."

"What is it Hiki?" She asks over the radio.

"There's...another seal on top of it." You answer, staring at the seal. It looks the same as the others, but there's a pair of cris-crossing seals on top of it as well. "...I'm gonna' pull it off."

"Hiki, be careful." Chiyo warns you.

You sigh, your hand hovering over the seals. You look up in the sky, seeing Gaara floating up there on his sand cloud, before he makes a giant "OK" out of sand. That's the signal. You pull the tags off of the tree they were attached to, jumping back in preparation for...well something.

Oddly, nothing happens at first. "Huh?" You frown, moving a bit closer until you're standing right over the discarded seals. "Wasn't something supposed to happen?"

"Little impatient, aren't ya' kid." You whirl around, but that doesn't stop the blue, fishy smellin' fist from smacking you right in the face and knocking you back several feet. "Gotta' admit though, was kind of hoping for more than just one little brat to chew on."

You groan, sitting up and back flipping away to gain some distance. In front of you is a man you know well, especially from all the stories Sinchu told about him. "Kisame." You growl, your body starting to turn to iron. "If you think you'll have an easy fight you've another thing coming."

The fish man just grins at you. "Hear that Itachi, seems like I'm in trouble here."

You blink, finding your body suddenly frozen as you feel a hand on the back of your neck. "Yes, I heard." You strain your eyes as Itachi leans in from the side, staring at you with a blank face. "Today is really, not your day Hiki."

>End
>Hope ya'll enjoyed
>Sorry for the lapse there in the middle, had some family stuff to take care of

>>2522301

Well hey, we have Rasa's iron of crack

>>2522301
oh no

>>2522301
Well this looks bad but we have a few things on our side. Hiki's iron spider sense he develop before his chunin match to combat against genjutsu will help him against Itachi since he doesn't need to keep his eyes open to fight, his lightening control and jutsus are big advantage against Kisame, and his iron jutsu will help with defence and attack, plus the trick card we got from Rasa. I'm not saying winning is super likely, even if he's anbu level, these are still two the most skilled ninja on the planet, but we do have a chance if we play smart and not just get into a straight fight. Remember we're ninja, deception is key here.

Kisame's sword is a big no no against us we either need to take it away from him or shove him off on to somebody else

>>2522732
It just eats chakra right? are you confusing it with Zabuza's sword

>>2522744
Just imagine all the bullshit Hiki could do if he absorbed Zabuza's sword.

>>2522744
Won't what's his face be eaten by it?

>>2522753
Tesshin? i don't really know how he exists in our body so it's up to moon really, we've run low on chakra before and it didn't endanger him
>>2522751
i imagine it'd be a tug of war as to who absorbed whom always bet on Hiki

>>2522744
Without Chakra Hiki will go down like anyone else. Zabuza's sword is a better counter, but Kisame's is dangerous too.

>>2523072
I was responding to this >>2522732
where he said Kisame's was a specific counter to us

Session in two hours. Who hype for old model vs new model?

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>You are Hiki
>And you may have just found yourself in a problem you can't handle.

Rule number one when fighting a Uchiha, never make direct eye contact, especially if that Uchiha happens to be the infamous Itachi. As soon as heard his name spoken, you shut your eyes tight, which was about the only body part you could control at the moment. Whatever pressure point Itachi was squeezing right now made your whole body stiff. Still, even with your eyes closed that didn't solve the major problem at the moment, being that two members of the Akatsuki had you dead to rights. The only thing you could think to do at the moment, was stall for time. "What are you two doing here?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXTQ3j-gK8I&list=PL615E9D99BDE970FF&index=1

"Hah, now he's wonderin' what the deal is." You can hear Kisame laugh as he steps forward, the distinct smell of sushi coming off of him. That and mustard. Yuck. "You pulled the tags off the seal, so you got lucky prize of having us show up." He grabs a fistful of your hair, tilting your head back in an attempt to get you to open your eyes. "We rotate on who gets called up, and lucky us it was our turn."

"Now then Hiki," Itachi says as his grip on your neck stays firm. "What are you doing here? Surely you and the Tsuchikage didn't just go out for a stroll in the woods."

"Y-you know he's here?" You ask, grunting as Kisame lets go of your hair.

"Yeah we're over there dealin' with him right now." He turns to look at you, the confusion on your face clear as day. "What, you didn't think our actual bodies would get summoned here did ya'? You and the old man just brought out a couple of, hmmm, what's the word I'm thinkin' of here Itachi?"

"Avatars." Itachi answers.

"Right! Avatars. Puppets and crap. Pretty useful when ya' need to guard stuff. Downside is they're only about 30% of our normal strength."

....
>A. "I bet I could take you both at 30%."
>B. Try to power through Itachi's hold.
>C. Stay quiet
>D. Shout for Tesshin to help.
>E. Write-in

>>2523935

>It's just weaker versions of Kisame and Itachi

I'm both relieved and slightly disappointed. Oh well

>E. Iron porcupine and then hit Kisame with an iron bullet

>>2523935
>D HALP!

E>focus on kisame and only look at itachi through the reflection in your metal arms

Note to self, turn arms a reflective metal

>>2523935
>D. Shout for Tesshin to help.
Tesshin use Bite!

>>2523946
>>2523947

Guys, we ask our god pal for help when we're in real danger. Like when the actual Itachi and Kisame show up

Alright, D it is.

Hmmmmm. Roll me 2d100. DC's are 85 and 70.

Rolled 83, 90 = 173 (2d100)

>>2523966

Alright fine

Rolled 62, 60 = 122 (2d100)

>>2523966

Rolled 65, 53 = 118 (2d100)

>>2523966

>>2523970
>>2523971
>>2523972
Hmmmm.
Keep rollin' till we get 5.

Rolled 10, 81 = 91 (2d100)

>>2523966
GO

Rolled 100, 7 = 107 (2d100)

>>2523975

Rolled 66, 30 = 96 (2d100)

>>2523966

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>>2523979
>>2523970
Yeah that'll do it. Writing.

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>>2523995

"Tesshin!" You shout, your voice echoing throughout the forest.

"Gotcha'." Tesshin says, and you feel him wriggling out through your shoulder. The next second you hear a loud CHOMP followed by the sound of broken bones and torn flesh, and the pressure on your neck is gone and you can move again. "Ugh, fuckin' Uchiha's still taste like catnip after all these years."

"What the fuck is that thing?" You hear Kisame say as he tilts his head at Tesshin wriggling about on your shoulder. "You got worms or something kid?"

Hmm, you'll show him worms! No, wait, you'll just punch him. WITH SPIKED IRON FISTS! "Iron Porcupine Fist!" You shout, flash stepping the few feet between you and Kisame before uppercutting him with all your might. You actually manage to knock him back so hard and so fast that his sandals actually slip right off his feet from all the momentum as he goes flying off. You did it, you beat someone Sinchu couldn't! "I did it. I did it! ....why do I suddenly have the taste of catnip in my mouth?"

"Er, sorry." Tesshin apologizes as the two of you face Itachi, your eyes still closed. "Well once again you managed to handle a huge ass problem with relative ease. Now ya' just gotta' take out Itachi....good luck with that.

You nod, taking up a stance and preparing to strike when Itachi speaks up. "Well...that was impressive. Now that we're alone it might be a good time to tell you-"

>A. "Your words won't trick me Itachi Uchiha!"
>B. Well maybe hear him out yeah?
>C. Fireball Jutsu!
>D. Storm Shroud
>E. Iron Chain!
>F. Iron Clones
>E. Write-in

>>2524022
>E

>>2524022

>G. "Before you say anything, one thing first."
>E. Iron Chain!

>>2524022
>A gotta keep character
>D

>>2524053

>Keeping character
>Spaming

Odd way of putting that there anon

>>2524049
>>2524052
>>2524053
Well Iron Chain is supported, five more minutes if ya'll wanna' add anything to it.

>>2524052
Also support

>>2524052
Alright cool this wins.
1d100.
DC 84

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>2524074

Watch me fail

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>2524074

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>2524074

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>2524074
CHECK OUT THIS 1

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>2524074

Well shit ya'll just dabbed on Itachi again. Dab on.

Writing.

Dab.

"Before you say anything, I have something to add." You say, stopping Itachi mid-sentence.

"Wha-" THUNK! You shoot out a length of iron chain from your palm, smacking Itachi directly in the face with it. "Ow." He grabs hold of the chain, intending to yank you to wards him, but you send a quick jolt of lightning through it, shocking his only remaining hand. "Ow again."

"Itachi, I don't care how much you try to trick me with your deceitful words of lies!" You say, throwing out the chain again and wrapping it around his feet. "I'm going to defeat you and then I'm going to save my girlfriend! Because that's what good guys do, unlike you!" You yank on the chain, knocking Itachi onto his butt before you start flinging him around. "How you could do something so horrible like murdering your entire Clan, it's disgusting! They were your family! And," You fling the chain down, slamming Itachi into the dirt. "You made Sasuke cry!"

"...ow." Itachi sits up, looking beat and scratched all to hell but not selling any of it. "Hiki, it doesn't sound like you're going to listen to what I have to say, are you?"

"No." You answer, getting ready to end this fight.

Itachi sighs. "Fine, just make sure to ask Susumu about this when you ge-"

He doesn't get to finish the sentence before you zip forward, clothesline his head off and skid to a stop behind him. After a second Itachi's fake body disappears, and in its place is a wooden dummy, which quickly evaporates. Can wood evaporate? Eh. "I...I just beat Itachi Uchiha!" You shout, pumping your fists in the air.

"Actually you just beat a clone of him....a clone that was 70% weaker than he normally was." Tesshin says, cutting in.

>A. "Oh...right."
>B. "Don't care, still won."
>C. Oh shoot you better go check up and see if you can save Temari now.
>D. Maybe you should go and finish off Kisame's clone too.
>E. Write-in

>>2524111

>B. "Don't care, still won."
>C. Oh shoot you better go check up and see if you can save Temari now.

>>2524111
>A
>D

>E. B-but it's not like they were any less dangerous r-right?

>>2524111
>>E. "And I barely broke a sweat, so if I meet the real Itachi, I just have to not goof around and give it my all."
>C. Oh shoot you better go check up and see if you can save Temari now.

>>2524111
>E. "That's good, Sasuke would kill me if I kill Itachi before him. Or he would try at least."

>>2524123

How come your basing choices based on what the old Hiki would do? This is a brand new and changed one, new choices

Rolled 87, 67, 23, 65, 30 = 272 (5d100)

Alright cool, roll me 1d100 real quick
No DC, but higher is better here.
Also let's check up on how that Sasori fight is going.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2524156

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2524156

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>2524156

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>2524156
PLEASE GIVES ME A 1

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>2524156

Impressive. Now let's get to that fight.
Writing.

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You frown a bit. "B-but it's not like they were any less dangerous, right?" You say, trying to justify your excitement just a bit.

Tesshin just shrugs. "Eh, I mean 30% ain't really-"

"Don't care, still won." You say. "And I barely broke a sweat too, so if I meet with the real Itachi I just have to be extra careful and give it my all." You say, clenching your fist in excitement. "...Oh right I should probably go and check up on Temari."

"Yeah that'd be the smart thing to do." Tesshin agrees, disappearing back into your shoulder.

You race off to wards the secret Akatsuki lair, the sounds of fighting going on all around you. You're guessing Onoki and his group must've come across a similar problem when they pulled off the seals. Still, right now you need to get to Temari, it's not like a Kage can't fend for himself right? It takes you maybe half a minute to make it back to the secret lair, but when you do you can see that the boulder has been moved aside. "Yes!" You race in, just in time to see Kankuro and Lady Chiyo duck under a hail of flying blades as Sasori hovers in the air, surrounded by literally hundreds of deadly puppets. Kankuro is using his usual four, while Chiyo is using two that...well that look like normal people. Nothing special. You look around, not spotting Temari anywhere at all, and just where the heck is Gaara?

It also looks like Sasori hasn't spotted you yet, giving you the temporary moment of surprise.

>A. Throw an explosive tag at him, conserve your chakra.
>B. Just start chuckin' boulders at him.
>C. Fireball Jutsu!
>D. Try searching for Temari.
>E. Try to get closer to Sasori, get a better angle of attack.
>F. Write-in

>>2524246

>D. Try searching for Temari.

>>2524246
>D

>>2524251
>>2524255
Alright kind of need to wrap things up here.
Give me 1d100.
DC 87

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>2524277

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>2524277

Well alright Moon

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>2524277

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>2524277

>>2524285
>Phew
Phew indeedidly.

Writing.