Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommandArchive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Macross%20QuestOther Quests: https://pastebin.com/TrNWfAkeYou are pilot HARRY NEUMANN, the newest of one of the New UN Spacy's Tactical Sound Units!You decide to take a break from the interrogation as Dorothea continues her questioning of the captured Red Ace, or CL as she had identified herself. Guess you should have figured that a culture as Spartan as the Zentradi wouldn't even bother fully naming all of their troops. "If the Zentradi finally managed to that old Protoculture factory, then that means someone must have convinced or coerced them all into joining forces." Karla muses as she leans against the security glass. On the other side, Dorothea was still trying to coax more information out of CL, with apparently limited success from what you could tell. "Which means we'll have to fight one big fleet instead of three smaller ones." You sigh."Correct!" Karla nods. "Though hopefully they'd given each other enough of a trouncing that their numbers will be severely thinned.""We can only hope, I guess." You grunt. Seemed like every day the odds were getting increasingly stacked against Dorothea. "Hm? Worried about how our dear Admiral is going to worm us out of this?" Karla chuckles, her inquisitive eyes focusing on you. "Of course I do." You respond. "Something like this concerns all of us, you know.""Which is why we have our ace in the hole." Karla points out. "That being said, where is Amy right now?""Hanging out with Rin right now." You explain."With the SMS idol?" Karla tuts. "For shame, Captain. You're supposed to be keeping an eye on her and here you are, letting her run off to the competition unsupervised!">Amy is free to do what she wants.>Rivals? You seem pretty chummy with SMS.>I was under the impression SMS are our allies here.>Other
>>2509290>>Amy is free to do what she wants.>>Rivals? You seem pretty chummy with SMS.
>>2509290>Amy is free to do what she wants.
>>2509290>>I was under the impression SMS are our allies here.If they're going to work together they need to know each other.
>>2509290>>Amy is free to do what she wants.TIME FOR DECULTURE!
>>2509290>>Rivals? You seem pretty chummy with SMS.
>>2509290"Amy is fee to do what she wants." You narrow your eyes at Karla. It was clear the spook was trying to get a rise out of you. "Well, it looks like our little guest here won't be talking much more until she gets to see our star." Karla points her thumb behind her into the interrogation room. "I mean, we either get Amy, or just call things here, unless you want us to start getting experimental."You frown at the implications Karla was making.>I'll go see Amy.>I'll go back in and back up Dorothea.>We can call things here.>Do what you want.>Other
>>2509381>I'll go see Amy.
>>2509381>>I'll go see Amy.
>>2509381>>I'll go see Amy.Hopefully not so late that she'll be even more pissed off at skipping the sleepover.>OtherIn the meantime, keep CL entertained with recordings of Amy's concerts
>>2509381>I'll go see Amy.Time to patch things up with her. Maybe working on the old plane would help?
>>2509381Well, you suppose this interrogation wasn't going to get anywhere without Amy, Plus, you should really be going to check up on her, too. But...was it really worth interrupting her in the middle of the night? Maybe this was something that could wait until the morning.>Better go now.>Just wait until morning.>Other
>>2509421>>Just wait until morning.
>>2509421>Just wait until morningShe needs some friend time.
>>2509421>Just wait until morning.
>>2509421>>Just wait until morning.Beauty sleep!
>>2509421Well, you suppose that you could go fetch Amy in the morning. At least give her some time to enjoy her little slumber party with Rin. Besides, you figured she wasn't really in a mood to to be bothered right now anyways. Plus, it wasn't like CL was going to be going anywhere.With that, you head back to your quarters and take a quick shower before hitting the sack, your hand still aching somewhat from CL's bite. You pop a few painkillers before nodding off...>Roll 1d20
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>2509498
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>2509498
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>2509498
>>2509500>>2509505>>2509509And the mediocre rolls continue
>>2509498You wake up to a completely uneventful morning, for better or worse. Regardless, you begin your morning ritual and check the duty postings to see if you had anything particular to do. Thankfully, you had a largely free day. One of the perks in being part of a specialized unit. Didn't have to be concerned with the boring stuff. Now that you were properly dressed and cleaned up, you prepare to take the short hop over to the Quarter, where Amy was. However, you pause to wonder if you should bring any sort of backup with you...?>Lara's always a reliable wingmate. >Dorothea will certainly give your presence there weight. >Other
>>2509542>>Lara's always a reliable wingmate.
>>2509542>Lara's always a reliable wingmate.
>>2509542>>Lara's always a reliable wingmate.less intimidating
>>2509542>otherGo Solo. Lara's probably sleeping off her victory drinks and some paint fumes from doing kill markers.
>>2509542Well, Lara's always been a reliable wingmate. You could count on her to watch your back in case Amy tries to do something silly. Hell, it's Amy you're talking about here. She definitely will do something crazy. You exit your quarter and call up Lara, who answers almost instantly as always. "Yo, Cap! What's up?" She asks, apparently still in a very cheerful mood. "Hey Lara, I'm going to head over to SMS to pick up Amy. You mind tagging along?""Sure thing! I'm just getting done putting the finishing touches on your bird!" Lara laughs. "Come on down and take a look!"Smiling and shaking your head, you go down to the hangar, where Lara is waving frantically at you to come her way. As you get closer to her and your Valkyrie, you notice there's... something different. Not only were the kill markers updated, but you notice something else pointed on the side of your fuselage. It was a pinup of Amy, in her full idol getup in a brilliant mix of reds and pinks. Of course, it looked like she was in the middle of a song, giving a sly, almost seductive wink at the viewer. Looks like Lara got a bit... carried away.>It looks great. >Um... thanks?>Amy is going to murder me for this, you know that, right?>Other
>>2509604>Amy is going to murder me for this, you know that, right?
>>2509604>>Amy is going to murder me for this, you know that, right?
>>2509604>It looks great.>>2509610There are two sides to the plane
>>2509604>>Amy is going to murder me for this, you know that, right?On the one hand, she is the idol of our unit. On the other hand, she's way younger than us.
>>2509604>>It looks great.>>2509610Probably saving it for the final battle.
>>2509604>>Other"This... this is revenge isn't it? For skipping out on you guys last night???"
>>2509604"Um, Amy is going to murder me for this, you know that, right?" You grimace."Of course!" Lara laughs as she slaps you on the back. "Why do ya think I drew it on your bird and not mine?""Gee, thanks." You grunt. "Nice to see you so concerned for my well being." "Of course! I'm the best wingmate, after all!" Lara gives a cheeky wink to you. Just be sure, you walk around to see the other side of your fuselage, which looked to be completely empty. No pinup or painting or anything."I'm saving that side for a special occasion!" Lara says happily. "You know, for that special someone!">...Dorothea?>...Lara?>You should just put Amy on it. Make it symmetrical. >Other
>>2509642>>You should just put Amy on it. Make it symmetrical.Bad luck to have two pinups.
>>2509642>>...Dorothea?Well first, Lara's going to need a nice reference picture, and maybe some outfit suggestions...
>>2509656whoooooa, dude I haven't seen Minna in ages... Nice.
>>2509642>>OtherLeave it blank. None of those choices seem safe, except maybe another Amy.
>>2509642>>Other"Just kill me already, it's not worth the second death...">>2509660mfw PJ witches in canon SW universe never
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>2509642...
>>2509696FUCK, I missed the vote
>>2509642Lara Am I too late?
>>2509696"Hmmm, how about the Admiral?" You suggest."Wh- o-okay." Lara pauses, clearly caught a little off guard. "I guess as the Admiral, she can be considered he mascot of the fleet, I guess!">Yeah, let's just go with that.>Actually...>Other
>>2509706>>Yeah, let's just go with that.sure...
>>2509706>>Actually...NO. I'm pretty sure she'll murder us.
>>2509706>Why not paint yourself with the admiral. Double pinup girls?
>>2509706>Yeah, let's just go with that.
>>2509714Lara and the admiral in pinup position?Can we do that?
>>2509706>Yeah, let's just go with that.How about a date with her where she rides co-pilot? We just need to find a pilot suit her size.
>>2509706>>2509714Supporting this, I want pin up Lara
>>2509706>>Why not paint yourself with the admiral. Double pinup girls?Why not just paint every damn girl in the fleet on our fighter then?
>>2509706>>Yeah, let's just go with that.
>>2509730Personally, I kind of want the Admiral and Lara but we put so much time with the admiral and so little with Lara, I feel bad for her.
>>2509706>Yeah, let's just go with that.Or casual Doro
>>2509706>>Why not paint yourself with the admiral. Double pinup girls?
>>2509706>>2509714Not sure if my vote stuck but just in case this
>>2509706Okay, we've got a rather popular writein, so let's do one more runoff vote!>Yeah let's just go with that.>Whynotboth.jpg
>>2509746>Yeah let's just go with that.
>>2509746>>Whynotboth.jpg>>2509720We already know her measurements, I don't see why we can't make a custom one for her.
>>2509746>>Yeah let's just go with that.
>>2509746>Whynotboth.jpgDoro is waifu but Lara is mistress
>inb4 Lara jokes about putting Karla on with every one else.
>>2509779I wouldn’t mind it.
>>2509779And cue everyone trying to murder us.
>>2509779I wouldn't mind putting a Karla in there too, but putting a sexy pinup Lara with Doro, sounds more tempting.
>>2509783It will be a good death. But RIP pelvis
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>2509746....
>>2509795About god damn time, I mean we have tried like 3 or 4 times to make her blush
>>2509795Nothing like a little Red Oni Blue Oni.
>>2509802Eh, its more like Flat armor vs slopped but I'm willing to see that.
>>2509795"Hm, now that I think about it, how about we put both you AND the Admiral on? It'll be great!" You nod, upping the tease factor. "I'm sure everybody will love it!""Ahhhh, ahhhh..." Lara's face goes completely red. "Me and the Admiral.. .together?""I think you both make great mascots for the fleet." You say with conviction. "And I think everybody's going to appreciate it.""Y-yeah, well, I think I'll have to, um... plot things out then..." Lara starts mumbling to herself. "Ohmygod the Admiral is gonna kill me.""Don't worry, she'll probably be more busy trying to beat Amy into killing me." You encourage her. "Ha ha..." Lara gulps, wondering how her little joke had backfired so horribly on her. Regardless, the two of you board your Valkyries and head out to the Quarter. You're quickly given docking clearance and as you touch down, you see...>A slightly older man looking very uncomfortable SMS officer's uniform. >An older woman wearing a NUNS officer uniform. >A short, blue haired Zentradi girl.>Other
>>2509806>>An older woman wearing a NUNS officer uniform.YES, Flustered Lara!
>>2509806>>An older woman wearing a NUNS officer uniform
>>2509806>A short, blue haired Zentradi girl.
>>2509806>>A slightly older man looking very uncomfortable SMS officer's uniform.
>>2509806Looks like we're going to need a runoff vote here!>Older man>Older woman
>>2509834You land and dismount your Valkyrie to see a rather attractive but older woman in a NUNS officer's uniform, wearing Captain's pips. She had long, silky brown hair that was only now just starting to grey."Captain Neumann." She says matter of factly. "Here to pick up your idol, I presume.""That's right." You nod as you salute out of habit. "And I'm speaking with...?""Captain Catherine Glass." The older woman explains with a businesslike demeanor that reminds you a bit of Dorothea's stoicism. "I'm the NUNS liaison to SMS.""Hey!" Lara says as she dismounts her own Valkyrie. "Nice to meet you!" "We can have someone bring your idol over, if you wish." Catherine continues, sighing as she tries to ignore Lara's antics. "Unless you want to go fetch her yourself.">You can wait here.>Better go get her yourself.>Other
>>2509892>Better go get her yourself.
>>2509892>>Better go get her yourself.
>>2509892"It's better I go get her myself." You respond. "Amy can be a bit... difficult to manage.""I completely understand." Catherine sighs. "Believe it or not, Rin has been the most well behaved idol we've had so far."You raise an eyebrow. "Well, Sheryl Nome, I understand, but Ranka Lee?""Believe me, she can cause quite the amount of trouble if you don't supervise her." Catherine sighs as she starts leading you out of the hangar. "Sounds pretty fun, honestly, getting to hang out with two idols like that." Lara shrugs as she follows close behind. "'Fun' doesn't even begin to describe it." Catherine sighs. >So what's a NUNS officer doing on an SMS ship?>Have you actually met Amy in person?>You wouldn't happen to know Karla, would you...?>Stay quiet.>Other
>>2509947>So what's a NUNS officer doing on an SMS ship?
>>2509947>>You wouldn't happen to know Karla, would you...?
>>2509947>>So what's a NUNS officer doing on an SMS ship?
>>2509947>>So what's a NUNS officer doing on an SMS ship?I’m also sure Rin can be scary if she gets pissed off
>>2509947>>Have you actually met Amy in person?Guys, she just said she's a liaison...
>>2509947"So what exactly is a NUNS officer doing on a SMS ship?" You ask."As I said before, I'm a liaison." Catherine says matter of factly. "In short, since SMS typically takes NUNS on as a client, it's not uncommon for our ships to be operating together. I'm here to ensure that lines of communication remain open between the two entities.""Feels like you're here for more than that." You say. "Ah, well, I'm also here to observe SMS activities and ensure they remain accountable to NUNS laws and regulations. Even if they aren't within our military structure, they still have to follow the laws set down for civilians. "So, how long have you been on the Quarter, then?" Lara asks."Oh, well..." Catherine pauses. "Since the Vajra War, which was... back in 2059?"You and Lara look at each other. That meant she had to have stayed on the ship for almost a decade. Quite a long assignment for a mere "liaison".>You're still working on this ship for a different reason, aren't you?>Must have been a exciting ride. >Other
>>2510001>Must have been a exciting ride.
>>2510001>>You're still working on this ship for a different reason, aren't you?
>>2510001"Must have been an exciting ride." You grin. "It... it was." Catherine actually lets a hint of a warm smile through. "And it still is."And the small talk ends as Catherine stops you at a fairly elaborate looking door, no doubt leading into one of the ship's luxury suites."This here is Rin's quarters. Your idol Amy should be present inside, as well.""Thanks." You nod to Catherine and turn to Lara. "Hey Lar-"And that's when you realize Lara is no longer next to you. Instead, she's stopped to cover around the nearest corner, her head only slightly poking out. "Don't worry, Cap, just keeping a safe distance!" Lara says happily. "Is she THAT mad?" You frown. "Just don't say I didn't warn you..." Lara shrugs. Even Catherine takes a few steps away from you. >Try to convince Lara to back you up.>Looks like you're on your own for this one.>Other
>>2510025>Looks like you're on your own for this one.
>>2510025>>Try to convince Lara to back you up.
>>2510025>.>Try to convince Lara to back you up.
>>2510025>>Looks like you're on your own for this one.
>>2510025>Try to convince Lara to back you up.
Rolled 7, 19, 9 = 35 (3d20)>>2510025Great... looks like you were on your own on this one. Guess you would have to face whatever mood Amy was in on your own. You take a deep breath and knock on the door."Who is it?" Rin asks from the other side."It's me, Harry." You announce. "I'm... I'm here to pick up Amy.">Roll 1d20+1
Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>2510075
Rolled 1 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>2510075
Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>2510075
>>2510079Ouch....I don't even think fixing up that old plane will cheer Amy up from this one.
>>2510085She still mad
>>2510075Suddenly, the door slides open and two pairs of hands reach out and grab your arms, yanking you in like a trapdoor spider. The room inside is darkened, meaning you can't see what's happening while your eyes try to adjust. What you do know is, by the time the struggling is over you find yourself tied to a chair, with both Rin and Amy looking on at you, with very smug looks on their faces."Hm, it seems your plan worked almost perfectly!" Rin smiles."See? I told ya it would work!" Amy puffs up with pride."Okay, this may seem funny to you." You grunt. "But seriously untie me and let's head back to Pacifica.""Oh nooooooo." Amy shakes her head with a devious smile. "Not until you've undergone your punishment game!"Punishment game...?>Ha, that's cute. You've been trained to endure the worst tortures.>You don't have time for this. Time to break out of these bonds.>...sounds kinky.>Other
>>2510101>Ha, that's cute. You've been trained to endure the worst tortures.
>>2510101>>Ha, that's cute. You've been trained to endure the worst tortures.>>...sounds kinky.
>>2510101>>Ha, that's cute. You've been trained to endure the worst tortures.
>>2510101>>Ha, that's cute. You've been trained to endure the worst tortures.>...sounds kinky.
>>2510101>Ha, that's cute. You've been trained to endure the worst tortures.>...sounds kinky.
Rolled 8, 8, 5 = 21 (3d20)>>2510101"Ha, that's cute." You grin. "I'm NUNS special forces. I've been trained to endure the worst tortures anybody can think of.""Hmmm, that sounds like a challenge, doesn't it, Amy?" Rin says sweetly."You sure as hell bet it does." Amy gives an evil grin. "We're gonna mess you up real bad, Harry!""....sounds kinky." You reply simply.>Roll 1d20+2
Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>2510131
Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>2510131
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>2510131
>>2510131Did we Aheago them?
>>2510131Ha, well, no matter what these girls tried, at the end of the day, they were nothing more than amateurs attempting to intimidate a pro. Already, you could see ways to get out of your current predicament. You could just straight out intimidate the girls by just straight breaking out of your bonds. While the ropes they tied you to the chair with were strong and well tied, the problem was the chair itself was rather flimsy and prone to break. Or, well, you could try TALKING to the girls. Just sweet talk them into letting you off the hook. The preferable peaceful option, but sweet talking was not something you felt you particularly good at. >Break out.>Diplomacy>Other
>>2510146>DiplomacyTell them we have a special surprise for them in the hangar (pretend it's the old plane, but show the pin up)
>>2510146>DiplomacyDon't force us to show them the pinup of Amy.
>>2510146"Hey now, girls, you don't want to ruin the surprise me and Lara set up for you, do you?" You gin. ""A surprise?" Amy almost immediately perks up, her attention gained and interest piqued . "What did you get us?""Let me out of these ropes and I'll show you." You grin.Both Amy and Rin look at you, and then to each other. Clearly Amy looking to Rin for support. The SMS merely nods calmly and Amy turns back to you. "All right, we'll let you go, but only if you take us to this surprise!" "But there's one more thing!" Rin chuckles."Can't have you walking around unattended, so you'll have to wear THIS!" Amy holds up an item in her hand. It's... it's a dog collar. >No way in hell am I wearing that.>I guess I do sort of deserve it.>...kinky.>Other
>>2510185>>No way in hell am I wearing that.I’ll have to get you a matching one
>>2510185>>...kinky.Dorothea would probably want pictures, though she wouldn't admit it in public.
>>2510185>No way in hell am I wearing that.
>>2510185>”First the ropes and now the collar....kinky~”
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>2510185Looks like we've got a tie so we'll have to roll things off!1. No way2. Kinky
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>2510210...
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>2510213...
>>2510215we flustered Rin?What heresy is this.
>>2510215"Kinky." You say simply. "O-oh my." Rin puts a hand to her mouth, her cheeks reddening. "Yeah yeah, big talk from you." Amy rolls her eyes as she clicks the collar around our neck. "But I guess that means you don't have any objections!""If it gets us going." You sigh. "All right, then let's go, boy!" Amy smiles sweetly as she clicks a leash to the collar while Rin unties you. "Just so you don't run off again!""Sorry, she just took what happened last night pretty hard." Rin whispers to you. "She as almost inconsolable." Yeah, that made sense, now that you think about it. Amy then marches out of the room, tugging at the leash to prompt you to follow. Catherine and Lara are waiting in the hall when they see Amy literally leading you around on a leash. Lara instantly bursts out in laughter while Catherine just gives a tired sigh, the sight probably reviving some old memories for her or something. Thankfully, there weren't many people around no the way to the hangar. Being midday operations in Sol time, most of the crew were at their duty stations or out on patrol, so the halls were relatively empty. However, you did draw the occasional odd glance from a passing crewman. "So... does this happen often?" Catherine finally works up the courage to ask you while Amy is distracted talking to Rin. >Yeah, more or less.>Nah, she's particularly angry today.>Other
>>2510222>Nah, she's particularly angry today.
>>2510222>>Nah, she's particularly angry today.
>>2510222Nah, she's particularly angry today." You shrug. "Don't worry, her moods are like a storm. They look bad at first by they eventually pass.""I know that all too well." Catherine shakes her head. You're then tugged away from Catherine as your little group finally reaches the hangar, where your Valkyries are ready and waiting to go. However that's when you realize something. Amy might see the pinup of herself on your Valkyrie that Lara had painted. Fortunately, it was on the opposite side of the fighter so Amy wouldn't be able to see it from this angle, but she would eventually find out...>Don't tell her about it and worry about it later.>Might as well show it to Amy.>Other
>>2510241>Might as well show it to Amy.
>>2510241>>Might as well show it to Amy.At least Lara didn't paint her in a bikini, lingerie, or convenient censor.
>>2510241>>Might as well show it to Amy.
>>2510241>Don't tell her about it and worry about it later.
>>2510241"Come on!" Amy continues to tug at the leash before pulling you up to your Valkyrie. "Well, Rin, I suppose this is where we- wait a minute..."Amy frown as she walks over to the opposite side of your Valkyrie and looks up, going pale the sight of herself emblazoned on your your craft."Wh-wh-what the fuck is this shit?!?!" Amy yelps."Oh, it looks absolutely adorable!" Rin giggles. "YYOOOOOOUUUU." Amy yanks at the leash to bring you closer. "EXPLAIN. NOW.">It was all my idea. >Don't look a me, it was Lara that drew it.>No coment.>Other
>>2510255>>Don't look a me, it was Lara that drew it.Don't sweat it, you won't be alone in this hell because more girls will be added!
>>2510255>OtherIt was Karla's idea. She is the producer, after all.
>>2510255>Don't look a me, it was Lara that drew it.
>>2510255>Don't look at me, it was Lara that drew it.
>>2510255"Don't look at me, it was Lara that drew it." You explain. "LAAARRRAAAA!" Amy bellows, sending your wingmate scurrying back to her Valkyrie. Amy lets go of the leash and chases after your wingmate."Cap you traaaaaaitor!" Lara yells as she tries to stay on step ahead of Amy."And here I thought NUNS would be more professional..." Catherine sighs. "Still, it so nice to see her being so lively." Rin beams as Lara dives into her Valkyrie, with Amy invading her rear set and pummeling her from behind. "Well, I'll leave her back in your care now."And with that, Catherine and Rin head of, likely to take care of other pressing business. You just watch and laugh as Lara takes off her Valkyrie, still being pummeled and harassed by Amy.Funny, though, since Amy never said anything negative about the pinup itself. As you board your own Valkyrie, you just begin to think about the implications of bringing Amy to see CL. So many scenarios were running through your head on what would happen, and many of them could go bad.Well, here 's to hoping this embarrassing little episode would be quickly forgotten. For all of your sakes.>And that's it for tonight! As always, next thread is next week, and don't forget Frontier Knight on Saturday!
>>2510273>still haven't told Amy how we thought her new songs in the concert were really goodThanks for running merc.
>>2510273Thanks for running Merc.I hope CL gets to put the leash on Amy instead
>>2510273Thanks for running!Though anons' waifuing is getting out of hand.