Thread 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2473123All of later threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=TMQI woke up today with the question that I asked myself yesterday still lingering in my mind. With heart slightly burdened with worry, I proceed to do my morning workout at the training room. Finishing up, I realized that I have some free time since I haven’t received word of any mission coming in. Around the HQ I can see notable personnel doing whatever that is that they are doing. For example, Chayton and Johann is arguing in front of the drink dispenser."Sigh.... Are you sure you pressed the right button?", Chayton said."I couldn't have. My eyes are augmented giving me superhuman precision!", Maw answered."Your hand might've slipped...""My hands are top quality custom made prosthetic. The notion that they "slipped" in itself is baffling. I wanted ORANGE, but it gave me lemon-lime. It's the maintenance I tell you. He is a spy who wants to sabotage us."Chayton just stood there shaking his head in frustration, and so did other Talon personnel who is lining up for refreshment.> Talk with Maw> Talk with The Good Doctor> Talk with Sombra> I think I saw Reaper walking around the HQ. Maybe I should talk with him.
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>>2505622Second.> I think I saw Reaper walking around the HQ. Maybe I should talk with him.>Thisisdefinitelyagoodidea.jpg
>>2505622> Talk with Maw> Talk with The Good Doctor>”Ok gentlemen, what appears to be the problem?” *Buy both of them whatever carbonated drink their trying to acquire*
>>2505628Consider this, in a fit of autism, but actually go through with>>2505641at the best of your capabilities.
>>2505622>>2505718Fug, forgot to quote OP.
>>2505628>>2505641>>2505654>>2505716>>2505718It's rare for me and Reaper to meet face to face due to the fact that Sombra usually is the one that relayed my missions and duties to me. The last time we met was not the fondest of memories I have either, but I ought to greet him since he is one of my higher ups. I moved forward to greet him, and the I tripped. In trying to grab on something to prevent my imminent descent onto the ground, I grabbed Reaper's cowl. What I saw was, what I can only describe as unsettling. A glimpse beneath his shade reveals something vastly inhuman. As I recovered, I stood there, frozen in fear. What the hell was that?! Is Reaper even human? Is that why he have those black mist coming out of him?Different questions about Reaper's humanity dashed through my mind as I await my inevitable punishment. Even without seeing what's behind the mask, Reaper is a ruthless person, not one to be messed around with. To my surprise, he just looked at me for a few seconds and walked away. The other Talon personnel around the HQ luckily did not realized what happened and just go about their business. I decided that maybe poking the hornet's nest even further is not a good thing to do this early in the day and went to check up on Chayton and Maw. The line of operatives trying to get their drinks are getting longer and longer. Oddly enough there is only one drink dispenser in this area of the HQ."Seriously, Maw? You can't possibly be suspecting the maintenance guy of all people to be a spy. Even then, why would he, of all things he could go and fuck up, choose to screw over this one?""It is but a possibility doctor. I'm sure they are trying to drop our morale."Still going at it on their inane argument, I interjected. "Alright guys, the line's getting longer and longer. At this rate, the one's dropping the morale would be you clowns.""Oh, boss, its you. Could you speak some sense to this gear head here that there is no way our maintenance staff is a spy?"[Roll to explain to Maw that he's being overly paranoid. DC 11 of d20, best of 3]
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>2505740
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>2505740
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>2505740Are the dice not showing up for anyone else?
>>2505749>>2505756>>2505758"But of course, it's actually pretty genius! Who would have expected a simple maintenance staff to be a spy sabotaging our equipment!", I said as Maw's words slowly made sense,"Yeah, the toilet water always spills out whenever I used it!", one of the operatives in the line shouted."That's because SOMEONE kept on throwing their trash into the toilet!", another operative said."Well what are we waiting for? Maw, Chayton! Let's go and investigate this conspiracy that we have uncovered!", I said as I lead my 2 squad mates towards the maintenance room.Chayton sighed before following me and Maw, drinking the lemon-lime soda along the way. As we arrived at said location, the maintenance man exits his office, probably moving on to sabotage more drink dispenser like the morale dropping traitor that he is. What should we do now?> Investigate the his office.> Tail the maintenance man> This is actually bullshit let's stop before we embarrass ourselves.> Write-in
>>2505770>> Investigate his office.
>>2505770> Investigate his office.>Inb4 he’s actually a spy
>>2505770>> Tail the maintenance manIf he makes any sudden moves, we goldberg spear his ass and kidnap him for interrogation.
>>2505770> Investigate the his office>>2505780How hard would Chayton lose his shit?
>>2505770> Investigate the his office.
>>2505872He’d lord it over us forever.
>>2505770>> Tail the maintenance manWe three are the sneekiest of cheeky breekies.
>>2505958Maw would, I meant.>>2506011Just because you said there we’re going to fail the next stealth roll, when Red calls for it.
>>2506115One of us is an 8foot tall cyborg killdozer and another is us.It'll be fine.
/qst/! DesertRed died again!
>>2506574Press R to grieve for a good shitposting GM.>R
>>2506620>RWhy R tho
>>2506624Because E is the "Throw motherfucker through the window" key.
>>2506620I know how to get his attention>>2505622Red you've got three hours before the iraqi revolt
>>2506634Quit Saddam posting and go back to Babylon posting!
>>2506634Motherfucker dont you dare. I'll update later so get your slimy habds off my quest.
>>2507277When in doubt, threaten an arbic coup on the QM
>>2506634>6 hours ago.Time to call up the war council.
>>2505779>>2505780>>2505872>>2505932While this filthy traitor had gone to do his nefarious deeds, we shall ransack his lair and find concrete evidence of his traitorousness. As soon as the man vanishes around the corner, we stealthily picked (read: smashed open) the door. And then, our search begin.Chayton shifted lazily around the room while Maw is turning it upside down. In the heat of the moment, I realized something weird. "Look at this, I found a clue!""That's a..... few stack of old newspaper? How's that a clue?", Chayton asked, scratching his head."Well, duh! What kind of sociopath even reads newspaper these days! I bet this is a way they hide the commands given to their spy! Come on, let's read through all of this!""You can't be serious, boss! That's like, a decade's worth of newspaper right there!" "Well that's a minute faster if we start now!", I said as I take off the first layer of the stack and started reading it. This newspaper is from some 6 years ago or so... The front page article is about the death of Jack Morrison, the head of Overwatch, or was anyway. Other than the usual condolences about how he is a not just a war hero, and the comments of his close friends, there is nothing much that is remarkable about it. Had Overwatch still existed now, well, the OLD Overwatch, would I have joined them instead? Then again, Old Overwatch could've prevented a lot of bad shit from happening and I would have wasted my life away on a boring pencil pusher job in a mega corporation instead."Hey. what the fuck have you done to my place!". an old man shouted in frustration when he entered the room. It's the maintenance guy!> Accuse him of being a spy> Give excuses> Run away> Write inI'm back for real
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>2507538> Write inI thought I saw a rat....
>>2507538> Give excuses
>>2507538>[x] Give excuses>>2507541You say that we were hunting a Rodent of Unusual Size?
>>2507554I can dig it.
>>2507538>>2507541>Hunt for Rat October: The Quest.
>>2507560>"I... I thought I heard squeaking sir."
>inb4 theres a super mutant cyborg rat
>>2507541>>2507543>>2507551>>2507554>>2507555The guy seems angry, understandable since his office now looked like it had just been hit by a hurricane and 3 dimwits (one of them is an 8 foot tall behemoth) is ransacking through his old newspaper collection."We was uhhh.... hunting a mice!""Really? Hunting a mice? In my office? Now totally flipped over with the furniture mostly destroyed?""D-did I say mice? No, no I mean R.O.U.S.""What the hell is a R.O.U.S.?!""Uh... rodents of unusual size.... That's what us Americans call big mice as!""Really? I lived in America for a good part of my life and I haven't heard anybody call big mice that.""It's a west coast expression!""I see..... What the hell is that?!", He said pointing towards our back.A large whiskered nose peaks out from the ventilation pipe on the ceiling. When it goes back in, loud skitterings and squeakings can be heard."Holy shit, I've gotta tell the administration. We have a BIG pest problem.", The maintenance guy said as he reached for his walky talky.Putting back the newspaper I'm holding, something fell out of it. Upon examination, It's a necklace with a symbol on it. A serpent circling, eating it's own tail. My mind becomes foggier as I look even longer at it.... before the maintenance guy pulled it away from me."Sorry, but you're not allowed to touch that! It's a..... memento from an old friend."Taking our leave, the man looked at me warily before I really did get far from the maintenance room. What was that symbol? Why is the old man so nervous after I found it? How could a rat get THAT big?Anyway, I asked Sombra for a new list of possible individual I can go and recruit. A brand new catalog emerges, but with only one familiar face. She also asked me if i want to bring any squad members along with me.Which one do I want to go for first?> Orochi> Adam a.k.a. White Snake> Henry McTavish a.k.a. The Pale> Hee YoungAnd who do I want to have tagging along with me?> Chayton Ashkii> Johann Strauss> Both of them> None of them
>>2507576holy, the typo
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>2507576>[x] Hee YoungGet her for the upgrades!Gonna roll for the second pick.
>>2507581>>2507576[X] Both of themBoth it is, We can show Strauss off to Ms. Young as a potential testbed for augmentation and Ashkii can act as our tard wrangler when we sperg too hard in combat and get the overwelming desire to get piercings via bullets.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>2507576I want to go for Hee Young, aaand lets only take the good doctor with us. She got a sick elderly mother would could possibly leverage....OR, we could do her a real solid . we help her mom, she stays for long haul and gets to build cool crap for us. everyone wins yeah?>>2507583she could be a brilliant inventor, but not sure Strauss and augs are her suit. Maybe Sombra can tell us more....roll for rat problems
>>2507585Maybe she's not a expert on augmentation, but she may be bright enough to get that extra mile out of Strauss. And who knows, maybe they'll click like a big brother/little sister duo.>She got a sick elderly mother would could possibly leverage....I completely forgot that Askill could also into actual doctoring and not just being a master tortuer/mad scientist. Thanks Anon for reminding Me of that.
>>2507576Now that I think about it. What are the hard limits for meeting up with Orochi? Like can we ask him to drop by on coms or in person while we're picking up another person to see if we can do the thing he wants of us to do or is it a by-the-books deal where we have to go to Japan?
>>2507576Ask Sombra if the maintenance guy is secretly a badass.
>>2507591I imagine that we could pick him up either on the way or after we pick up Hee, or ask him to meet us there.
>>2507576> Hee Young> Both of them
>>2507581>>2507583>>2507585>>2507587>>2507591>>2507596>>2507620https://youtu.be/BsBVGJsRaS8?t=9"Young Hee, eh? Really talented girl she is, really kind to seeing as she's taking care of her sickly mom. But that's just on the surface. At night, she worked as illegal street racing mechanist and augment maintainer. Now those jobs do give you big bucks, but she's also currently hampered by the ever growing debt on her family's name. If you intend to persuade her to join us, these are the things you must consider."And with that, we moved onwards to South Korea, or more accurately one of it's district Gangnam, where Young Hee live. Me and Chayton go there by the airplane while Maw was kept as cargo. After arriving in Gangnam airport (and Maw hidden somewhere and put on standby for later) we met with our guide, a beautiful Korean lady who is actually a Talon operatives. Her name is Eun Ai. She will be our guide for the rest of our trip. We checked into our hotel first thing after arriving as the flight had drained all of our energy. While I'm resting, Sombra sent me a video. She said it's from HQ and that it's really funny.The video is seemingly recorded through a helmet cam, no doubt by a Talon operative seeing as two others is walking in front of him. They are joking around about giant rats and sewer people when indeed a swarm of large rodents attacked them out of the blue. The footage shows how one of the operatives got torn apart in a matter of seconds while the rest (the owner of the camera included) got dragged, screaming, even deeper into the sewer before the connection was lost. "I'm not sure if I should be laughing or be terrified, Sombra...""Well if you choose the latter, than too bad! We might issue your squad to do pest control!"Giving a heavy sigh, I lay myself to sleep. I woke up at late evening. Waking up Chayton in his room and notifying our guide, we move on to experience Gangnam's "nightlife". We arrived in the location where Young Hee is having her night shift. Miss Eun Ai is dressing more provocatively tonight, abandoning formal wear for a tight red dress. I am wearing my usual suit and Chayton settled for a simple shirt and coat. In a back alley garage (oddly with high end sports car coming in and out), a girl is being harassed by a few thuggish looking men. We quickly identify the girl as Young Hee."영희! 오늘 우리가 돈을 원한다고 했잖아! 네가 여자이기 때문에 상사가 네 얼굴을 줄 것이라고 생각하니?!""Mr. Mathers, those thugs are harassing Miss Young Hee over there. What should we do?", Eun Ai asked.> Let's wait and see> Interfere> Go there, but don't interrupt them
>>2507629> InterfereBecome the ultimate autist. Become the White Knight!
>>2507629> InterferePolitely ask Miss Young Hee for a moment of her time
>>2507629>>[X] InterfereBetter rough up these cocksuckers before they fuck with our next party member
>>2507629Let's step in if things get hand on with her. Do we have any weapons?
>>2507629>> InterfereAsk the dock if he can knock them out with some drugs.
>>2507631>>2507634>>2507639>>2507661>>2507675Cracking my fists, I moved forward to Young Hee's defense with Miss Eun Ai while Chayton stood back like the lazy ass that he is. The thugs glared at us "Miss Eun Ai, pleaase tell these thugs to leave Young Hee alone.""Very well Mr. Mathers."As soon as we approach the the thugs, they start to glare at us. One of them is even ogling Miss Eun Ai."이 소녀를 놓아 주시겠습니까?", Miss Eun Ai said to the thugs."하아, 너는 누구라고 생각하니?", one of the thugs answered."영웅을 연기하는 대신 오늘 밤 우리와 함께하지 않겠습니까?", the second one said as he groped Miss Eun Ai's breast."Mr. Mathers, can I beat them up now?", Miss Eun Ai said to me while making a truly malicious smile."Knock them out Miss Eun Ai.", I said. Fuck it. Violence seems to be the only answer these people understands.Miss Eun Ai gripped the hand goping her and broke the man's wrist in a single snap, followed by a roundhouse kick to the next thug. The last one tried to run away, but a familiar face grabbed him and lifted him by his head. It's Maw. The scared Hee Young looked at us with fear as we had ruthlessly knocked 3 thugs without breaking a sweat. Through Miss Eun Ai, I explained our intentions on recruiting her. She is reluctant as she still have her mother to take care of, which we assured her, can be dealt with. Secondly, she said that the loan shark agency that haunts her family will surely try to stop her and her mother from leaving. > Try to make a safe passage for Hee Young to Italy without the thugs noticing.> End the loan shark agency once and for all.> Just get her out of town without her mother> Write in
>>2507693>> End the loan shark agency once and for all.
>>2507693> End the loan shark agency once and for all.Take all their cash, guns and assets for additional insult to injury. None of the stuff we need, it's only to hurt them. Because it would be funny.Also loot the downed thugs.
>>2507693> End the loan shark agency once and for all.
>>2507693> End the loan shark agency once and for all.Gotta prepare for the fight against the rodents of unusual size mates.
>>2507693> End the loan shark agency once and for all.>>2507699This, give like a quarter or a 5th to the hot gook lady to help fund with Talon operations.
Instead of just bringing the loan sharks down, what about we give them a beating and make them pay a share of their ill gotten gains to Talon? Also, tell Sombra about the maintenance guy, the snake symbol which was from an old adquitance and point out the numerous overwatch related newspapers clippings. See if she can investigate on her own
>>2507709not a bad idea, but why not just take over their operation while at it?Its more like Slims personality to white night a bit and feel good about doing bad things for goodish/selfish reasons, while trying to conceive himself its for heroic reasons.
>>2507695>>2507699>>2507702>>2507703>>2507708>>2507709>>2507711Explaining to Hee Young that we won't be satisfied until she reached a total peace of mind, I told her to go back home while I settle things with the loan shark agency.Miss Eun Ai accompanied her back home while we make our move. Realizing that having Miss Eun Ai go with Young Hee is a horrible idea as now we have no way to communicate with the locals, we pondered our choices on how to actually even FIND the agency. We settled with letting the guy go and tailing him, which worked out since now we're at a building with it's name written in English. "Quick Fortune Loaning Agency".... I wonder why anybody would be stupid enough to make a loan from a company with this kind of name.Entering the building after the guy who ran, we rang the bell and is immediately invited upstairs. In an office with a living space in it, no doubt to engage with customers, a man sits on a couch, smiling expectantly. He seemed a bit startled by Maw, which can be seen through his calm facade."Yes, yes! Sit down! You foreigners yes? My boys giving you trouble? Very sorry! Hope I can help!"> Threaten him to work for me.> Threaten him to remove Hee Young's debt.> Threaten him to stop his evil ways and repent.> Write inSorry for the slow updates. Kinda in a slump today.
>>2507769> Write inWe're looking for work and we're wondering if you were hiring.My idea of working our way up the conversation and asking if we will get a chance to work with our "fellow employees." I'm asking because I want to break their legs before threatening the guy. And stealing a potted plant.
>>2507814I'll support this, if nothing else we should try to get a location or something off him.
>>2507769> Kill him, and then slaughter everyone in this buildingI’ve always been a fan of the “Raze it, and salt the earth” option.
>>2507814>>2507876Instructions vague. Elaborate.
>>2507940Now that I think about it none of our team have the casual social skills to pull off what I was thinking. Let's have us Maw go ham on everyone else here while the Doc interrogates this dude for info about where other thugs are, who their boss is, etc.
>>2507940>>2507943I think I'd rather just kill the guy and be done for the day
>>2507769>slaughter and blow upWhat an unfortunate accident, damn gaspipes blowing up and ghost knives slicing people up, but what can you do?
>>2507992If we leave loose ends Young's mother will be targeted, we need to get as many of them as possible.
>>2508003I can't imagine anyone wanting to go after the sick mother if we kill them all. If there are other, they would be smart and leave the mother well enough alone, or else.>>2507940Actually Fuck it. Ask doc if he's in a "playful" mood and if he would mind fixing the the guy. If he says no then we kill them all.
>>2507943>>2507992>>2507997>>2508003Senseless violence it is then"Yes, we would like some compensation. How about...."I raised my legs onto the coffee table as I sit on the couch.".... 3 million USD. How about that?"The man who greeted us changed his expression from faked friendliness to pure rage."What! You think you foreigners can come here and talk shit to us?! I make people like you disappear every day!""Looks like this guy still don't know who we are. Maw. Chayton."Raising my hand, Maw immediately charged at the thug in the office, bullets from their weapons unable to penetrate Maw's skin. Bodies starts to fly. Chayton immediately shot the man who greeted us in the leg before he could run away. I knelt beside his fallen body after Maw finished pulverizing the remaining thugs."Now, what's your name. Tell me.""B-Beom Seok...""Now Mr. Beom Seok. That's a nice safe you got there. How about telling me the code, hmm?'"F-f-fuck you!""Sigh, Chayton, you know what to do."Brandishing a switch knife he picked up from on of the either dead or unconscious thugs, Chayton put the edge of the blade below Beom Seok's nose."The number, now! I'll count until 3 before my friend here do some unlicensed nose surgery on you. 1...""Okay! Okay! The safe code is 8543!""3, cut it Chayton.""N-GGGHHHHAAAAHHHHHH!"Leaving the man to bleed and noseless, our merry trio skipped out of the building happily, but not before torching the whole place down and being a bag full of cash richer. Calling Miss Eun Ai that Young Hee's problem is no more, we took a taxi towards Young Hee's house (Maw obviously went to spend the night elsewhere). Her mother is overjoyed when we informed her that we are taking Young Hee in as a mechanist into our organisation, but of course, we didn't tell her we're from Talon. Chayton gave her a light checkup before Young Hee's mother and herself started their trip back to Venice. Young Hee's mother will be treated in a nearby hospital in Italy. Now, what should we do?> Pursue the next recruitable squad member (Orochi/ Adam/ Henry McTavish)> Enjoy the nightlife of Gangnam for another day.> Go back to base and settle the R.O.U.S. problem.
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>2508165filping a die
>>2508165>> Go back to base and settle the R.O.U.S. problem.Can't be havin' rats.
>>2508165actually I'm changing my vote to...> Pursue the next recruitable squad member (Orochi)We can deal with the R.O.U.S. problem if they call us.
>>2508165> Pursue the next recruitable squad member Cyborg Ninja get
>>2508213gotta get that sweet cyborg ass
>>2508165> Pursue the next recruitable squad member (Orochi/
>>2508165> Pursue the next recruitable squad member (Orochi)I’d be more inclined to go for Whitesnake or Pale, but everyone seems to be leaning towards Orochi so whatever, DPS is DPS.
>>2508200>>2508213>>2508256>>2508261"So, about that offer the Orochi guy gave us...""Yeah, he said it still stands within the span of a week, which means we can go on and meet him still. Hey, I understand that this guy is supposed to be some kind of cyborg ninja assassin, and that is the coolest shit ever to have in your squad, but if things get too heated you might want to just back off alright?""Y-Yeah... of course.... I'm not gonna risk my life for..... a cyborg ninja assassin..."And with that, our trio are again on the move, now to a closer country, Japan. We were told by the assassin that he wants us to be combat ready when we arrive to the agreed place of meeting. We waited until our equipment are sent to Japan before notifying Orochi that we are ready to go. I wore my Viper Mk. 2 Armor, and carried the same weapons and utility items as before. Chayton is wearing standard operatives combat armor, but with a black trench coat. maw is now fully equipped with combat augments.Late into the night, we arrived to the place we agreed on. A temple deep in a small Japanese village, littered with dead bodies of what seemed to be of Yakuzas. Deeper into the temple, we saw the peculiar ninja sitting legs crossed in the center of it, meditating most likely. I moved in to talk to him, but he initiated the conversation first."So you are here.... men of Talon. Be ready, the master of this temple shall arrive soon enough."> Who?> You haven't told us the favor you want from us.> No time for games> Write in
>>2508293>> Who?And why should we care? If he wants him dead we have grenades.
>>2508293>Nod>Weapons checkTime to get ready.
>>2508307Reminder that ninja pull out all kind of bullshit and master ninja doubly so.
>>2508301>>2508307>>2508311"You truly do not know? Strange. I thought you would be more informed. No matter. This Temple, village, and the castle that stood above it all belongs to the Shimada Clan, the most powerful family in Japan, or was. It was toppled by one of it's heir, once thought dead, struck by his own brother. Now, other lesser families grow fat on feasting the remains of the Shimadas. I've slain SOME of those vermins, as you can see outside.""So.... you were expecting the one of the Shimadas to come here? Why?""Because I am the one who invited them back to their ancestral home. They will answer, I made sure to be as persuasive as I can."As we are speaking, 3 individuals made their way into the temple, immediately alerted by Talon's presence here. One is another cyborg ninja, but with green neon lights and chrome plating, which is a minus for realism in my book. The second is a K-pop star looking old man wearing traditional Japanese clothing. The last one is a guy wearing a hooded jacket. He wears a helmet, concealing his identity."What's this?! Talon! This is a trap!", the green ninja said, drawing his katana warily."Calm down Genji Shimada, these Talon agents are merely here as to keep the fairness of our duel.", Orochi said."Duel? Do I know you? Why do you wish to fight me? Money? Fame? Or merely to hone your skill?""No... nothing so petty.... young master. This duel I want is to avenge the Shimada family. The one you so ruthlessly cut down years ago.""So you are a part of my family. What I did back then was to save many more innocent lives from my family's misguided ways."Both combatants looked each other straight in the eye, never letting their eyes off their opponent. "Men of Talon, stay back and prevent anybody from interfering in this duel!"Complying, the two combatants finally began their duel. The first few minutes are spent on circling each other like vultures, ready to swoop on the first sign of weakness. The first swing was done by Orochi, but his sword clashed with Genji's. Genji's blade however was completely drawn away as soon as their blade met. Orochi's blade hums an unsettling tune as it was swung around. It is clear that The weapon Orochi is wielding is not any normal katana."That is... one of the heirlooms of the Shimada Clan! No... it has been tampered with. You would go so far as to desecrate it to get your revenge on me? Where is your honor?""Go to the grave of your forefathers, ask them if honor matters."The duel goes on for what feels like an eternity. Both us and the two strangers that are present were entranced by teh duel. Genji and Orochi's movements was fluid, as if we were watching a deadly dance instead of a fight to the death. Soon enough, Orochi revealed an opening, allowing Genji to damage Orochi's helmet and injure his legs. Orochi fell down, the cut too deep in his legs."Now surrender." Genji demanded, pointing his wakizashi at Orochi.
>>2508463The ninja used his remaining strength to pull off his helmet, revealing his, or more accurately, HER face. Without the helmet, Orochi's face is what you can call beautiful if it's not littered with scars. Her expression is that of seething rage, gritting her teeth."Kill me! End me so I can return to my family in the afterlife.""No..... I know you. Midori....""Do it! The suffering you have caused me..... your actions robbed me of everything I loved! End it all now!"> Interfere. I'm not going to have someone like him- er... her die a meaningless death.> Don't interfere. This is the future she chose.
>>2508466>> Interfere. I'm not going to have someone like him- er... her die a meaningless death.Save the hot asian!
>>2508466> Interfere. I'm not going to have someone like him- er... her die a meaningless death.>”Tell me friend, if you could change your fate....would you?”>Smoke grenade all of the things, call the guy with the mask a twat and then throw all of the grenades in the resulting smokey confusion
>>2508466> Interfere. I'm not going to have someone like him- er... her die a meaningless death.MUST ACQUIRE ALL HOT GIRLS
>>2508466> Don't interfere. This is the future she chose.this since I think she's probably going to spite us. >>2508473>>2508481>>2508482Genji didn't kill his brother in the trailer. Maybe he wont kill Midori?
its 4 am. I'm goin to retire for the day. enjoy the waifufaggotry while it last anons.
>>2508466Changing >>2508481To > Don't interfere. This is the future she chose.
>>2508489>Genji didn't kill his brother in the trailer. Maybe he wont kill Midori?Slim doesn't know that. All he knows is there's a hot girl in pain and he can do something about it. With grenades.
>>2508466You know, if this were normal circumstances, I’d be inclined to leave them to their business. But I mean, Genji’s right in front of us, and distracted, and I think the “old man” might be Hanzo, or at least an ally of Overwatch, as his the hooded man (Seeker maybe? No idea) so I’m thinking we go for the kill here. Orochi can do whatever, I don’t particularly care if she lives or dies.
>>2508548>>2508466Changing back to>>2508481And adding >Spray bullets into the confusion
>>2508523Sleep tight boss
>>2508523Y'all take care now.
>>2508466>> Don't interfere. This is the future she chose.
>>2508466>[x] Interfere. I'm not going to have someone like him- er... her die a meaningless death.This choice makes more sense for Marshall than not interfering since he's got the willpower of a trout, and it's a cute ninja girl to boot.
>>2508670You have a good point
>>2508670Arguably, but the point of a story is how a character begins to grow and change from the outset.
>>2508466> Interfere. I'm not going to have someone like him- er... her die a meaningless death.
>>2508853This is a good point, however all of Marsh's best decisions were off the cuff reactions to the events that have happened. This event might be a good jumping off point for Marshall to realize the fuck up and stop going full retard in every situation he's in. And if Orochi acts negatively towards Marsh's decision then all the better a reason.
>>2508481Oh my god we're such a fuckin' dork.Backing.
>>2508853Slim hasn't learned anything or gone through anything that would provoke that kind of change yet. He knows after nearly dying and failing at training with Doomfist that he needs to focus on his combat skills but that's about it.
>>2508481>Inb4 we fuck up again and drop frag grenades instead
>"No..... I know you. Midori...."Doesn't this mean hes not gonna do it?>>2508466> Don't interfere. This is the future she chose.I mean, we let Maw kill that German chick.
>>2510011>>2508871Fair points, chhange my vote to the one with the fucking everything up and being a giant meme.
>>2510179That's the spirit, now you're Talon Mook material.I'm not saying character progression is bad just that Slim isn't in that headspace yet. If we start forcing it it'll be unnatural and detract from the quest's quality.
>>2508473>>2508481>>2508482>>2508670>>2508865I do not know what his- er.... her problem is with this Genji guy, but I'm not letting her die a meaningless death. And I'm not returning back empty handed. I will have to interfere before Orochi make any more stupid decisions. This duel is over!A single canister was thrown towards the two, and Genji instinctively leaps backwards. As smoke covers the area, I moved in to pull Orochi and he sword away. She struggled, but have no energy to put up much of a substantial resistance. I left her to the Chayton's care as he sedates her. Calling for immediate extraction from our area, we head on out of the temple as fast as possible. We were halted however as we hears weapons aimed on our back as we are about to leave the village surrounding the temple."That sword is not for hands such as yours! And she deserved better..... Put Midori and the sword down, now!", the green ninja said.[Roll d20, best of 3. DC 10, failure will initiate a scenario.]
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>2510477
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>2510477
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>2510477
>>2510477>Put Midori and the sword down, now!"N-no u
>>2510538So we sperg and shout to Genji "No! You put Midori down!"?
>>2510528"That is not for you to decide, Mr. Genji. Not after whatever that is that you've done to her. And from what I heard, you're the one who caused the fall of the Shimada Family. A stranger's hands is much more suited for it than a traitor's.""A sword chooses it's wielder, agent of Talon.... Let's see if you're truly worthy of using that sword." Me and Maw stayed behind to hold them back before our escape vehicle come. Chayton carried Orochi further from here. I was given 3 syringes of "performance enhancer" before he left. Maw initiating the other two, I stopped Genji right in his tracks before he can follow.Brandishing our weapons, both of us know that the only way he's gonna get his way is by killing me.[Scenario Begin!](DC 11)> Use the drug and engage in melee combat with Genji. (-2 DC, failure adds 2 DC to the next round.)> Engage Genji in ranged combat> Feign a reckless charge while "cooking" a grenade behind my back. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)Current Score: 0Counter Score: 0
>>2510672> Feign a reckless charge while "cooking" a grenade behind my back. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)Remember the Basics of CQC Mook.
>>2510672>> Feign a reckless charge while "cooking" a grenade behind my back. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)Well if it's a whoopin' yer a wantin'.
>>2510672> Feign a reckless charge while "cooking" a grenade behind my back. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)Spaghetti me!
>>2510672> Feign a reckless charge while "cooking" a grenade behind my back. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)Time for some banter, tell him he should commit sudoku.
>>2510701This. I had a good laugh out of this.Genji is no match for our meme magic. Let's not forget that we get a +1 from the armor.
>>2510672>> Feign a reckless charge while "cooking" a grenade behind my back. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)Lol, what's the worst that could happen?
>>2510701>Time for some banter, tell him he should commit sudoku.Oh lord this, we're lookin' way too cool right now, gotta' spaghetti it up!
>>2510742https://youtu.be/8xHrTbRA0XQ>Genji slashes at abs>thinks his intestines are spilling out>secret Spaghetti pouch is spilling out its contents
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>2510695>>2510700>>2510701>>2510740>>2510742>>2510763aight rolling. finna meme magic?
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>2510813Is that Genji's role or the DC? I forget how this works.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>2510813Oh shit are we supposed to roll?Check this 1.
>>2510818>>2510819I usually roll but if you players want to take on the blame for rolling low this scenario. Be my guest. You know what, I'll let players roll for scenarios this thread. Lay it on.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>2510825Alright. If my previous roll counts just ignore this.
>>2510825best of 3
>>2510830So it IS Bo3.>>2510818>>2510819>>2510829Fuck ninjas, DC was 12 wasn't it? We frickin' win, doutchbag.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>2510825
Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>2510825
>>2510864Nah dude you misunderstand, we don't add +1 modifier, it's +1 to the next DC if we fail the roll.
>>2510818>>2510819>>2510837ITT: QM tries to dodge his fail roll by letting anons roll."You are no match for me, agent of Talon. Surrender now and you shall be spared.""You have much to learn grasshopper. Underestimate your enemies, you should not.""I have learnt enough."Feigning a charge, I cook a frag behind me, the Shimada sword on the other. I made sure to scream extra autistically too."A desperate attempt at saving yourself! Have at you!", Genji said, slicing my abdomen. Genji sheathed his wakizashi as soon as my supposed guts spilled down on the ground, but alas! It was my tactical spaghetti pouch he have sliced open. I leapt backwards as the cooked grenade is thrown right at Genji, his body flung away and crashed into a tree."Dishonorable display, Mr. Genji. How about comitting sudoku to save your honoru?""Your arrogance shall be your undoing, agent of Talon!"(DC11)> Use the drug and engage in melee combat with Genji. (-2 DC, failure adds 2 DC to the next round.)> Engage Genji in ranged combat> Juke around the trees and throw a flashbang while running. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)(I declare the majority vote, then you anons will vote. Best of 3. I forgot about the armor bonus but since you guys want it, what the hell. -1 DC)
>>2510915i mean roll fuck
>>2510915> Use the drug and engage in melee combat with Genji. (-2 DC, failure adds 2 DC to the next round.)Beat the SHIT out of him, WITH A MICKY ROONEY ACCENT!! DISH HONARABU DISHPRAY!!
>>2510915> Juke around the trees and throw a flashbang while running. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)
>>2510915> Engage Genji in ranged combatpew pew pewso is the dc 11 or 10?
>>2510915> Use the drug and engage in melee combat with Genji. (-2 DC, failure adds 2 DC to the next round.)Changing >>2510925To this
>>2510915>> Use the drug and engage in melee combat with Genji. (-2 DC, failure adds 2 DC to the next round.)What do you do when riding a high? Get more high!
>>2510915> Juke around the trees and throw a flashbang while running. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)Pfff, big talk cyber weeb.
>>2510922>>2510936>>2510940So thats DC 11, -3 DC (Armor and drug). Roll. Bo3
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>2510952
>>2510952Rollan to claim that shiny metal ass.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>2510952Don't fuck up don't fuck up don't fuck up
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>2510952
>>2510958>>2510965>>2510968Haha, get fucked Genji.
>>2510959Oops.>>2510968Nice.>>2510952By the way DR, if you're switching to best of three rolls you should ramp up the DC. If I remember right 16 is the 50/50 chance for best of three.
>>2510982I know, feel like the dc is too low for best of 3. This is the price i have to pay because I kept on changing the scenario system.>>2510965>>2510968>>2510958https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3QmHNd0HWoThe blade hums as it was brandished in front of my face. This sword in definitely not normal. The hilt and guard have been replaced with some kind of machinery. The docarations remains the same though, retaining the sword's beauty. Injecting one of the syringe, everything start to move slowly, from the dust blowing off my feet to the leaf falling down to the groundGenji moved in for the kill, running at top speed. Even with the drug, he is still pretty damn fast. With each time our swords clash, the limits of my reflex are pushed. In time, the amount, of attacks we perform lessen, but our precision increases. Each hit must matter, each slice must deliver. Genji's blade however does not hold against this unique sword, and it shatters on the next strike. I followed it immediately with a swift uppercut, dismembering his off hand. His severed limb flew across the battlefield.Retreating in pain, Genji is clearly driven into a corner, both weakened by the grenade earlier and fighting with an already damaged sword from the previous duel. I too backed off as a sharp pain descends upon my head, signifying the drug, wearing down.DC 13> Use the drug and end this battle once and for all. (-2 DC, failure adds 2 DC to the next round.)> Engage Genji in ranged combat.> Use the drug, but try to one humiliating strike on Genji in it's duration.. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)Current Score: 3Counter Score: 0
>>2511147>I-I need Healing!>*Genji death knell screaming*> Engage Genji in ranged combat.He doesn't have his sword to deflect boolets
>>2511147> Use the drug and end this battle once and for all. (-2 DC, failure adds 2 DC to the next round.)Finish this. No flash. No humiliation. Simply death.
if the majority wants to use the drugs, can we slap his ass?
>>2511147>tfw WE ARE SAMUEL > Use the drug, but try to one humiliating strike on Genji in it's duration.. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)BE THE REASON HE COMES BACK BETTER, THEN AT THE LAST ENCOUNTER, WE GIVE HIM A MEMENTO WHEN/IF HE BEATS US!! COME ON PEOPLE, THE MEMES DEMAND IT!!
>>2511147>> Use the drug, but try to one humiliating strike on Genji in it's duration.. (+1 DC, failure additionally deducts 1 score.)Better call the cleaner, there's asian spaghetti everywhere.
>>2511147>> Use the drug and end this battle once and for all. (-2 DC, failure adds 2 DC to the next round.)Don't get cocky. Grind him down.
>>2511147>> Use the drug and end this battle once and for all. (-2 DC, failure adds 2 DC to the next round.)No breaks on this train. I don't actually expect us to kill Genji though, probably gonna get saved by a certain Swiss Miss
>>2511213Yeah but why risk that? Knowing him he probably hasn't told anyone where he was going, all about the whole "Man's gotta fight his battles alone" thing. You know how the Japs are about their honor. We simply can't risk that.
>>2511167>>2511210>>2511213 DC 13 (-3), roll.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>2511265
Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>2511265slap ass!
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>2511265
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>2511265FUCK we're going to kill Genji.Can we leave him alive DR? Please? I want him to be the Raiden to our Samuel.
>>2511270HA! We come to recruit one cyborg ninja, and we end up killing another.
>>2511278We need to take his hand and use it to wave at others.
>>2511289>Inb4 we take his head and carry it around with us for the sole purpose of throwing it at Mercy and telling her “He needs healing”
>>2511306Please no. We're here for the shits and giggles, carrying around cyborg heads would be more Maws thing.
>>2511314Let's give it to maw as a belt buckle.
>>2511319Nigga please no.
>>2511321How about just his face mask?
>>2511334how about we give his sweet ass a squeeze?
>>2511338Slim IS asssexual.
>>2511334I mean I would but don't get me wrong, we don't know if there's not some tracking shit in there somewhere. But yeah a good suggestion none the less. Definitely better than his whole head. >>2511338Well it won't be so pristine when we pump it full of holes... giggity.
>>2511347We should probably take at least something back to base, so we get credit for the kill. Maybe Genji’s got a bounty on his head in the underworld as well, who knows.
>>2511352I know one thing though, we are KEEPING this sword. Not only did she USE us, she challenged that idiot and LOST, so WE had to save her ass. This is OUR sword now.
>>2511363well that's not fair. we have drugs, she didn't.
>>2511379She's got robot shit that's about as good.>>2511363I'll support that. We can say something cocky like she can have it when she takes it from us.Then she sneaks into our room to find it just laying out on our bed after we did some cool poses and dropped it there then ran of to get a soda.
>>2511379She had fucking ninja training and cyborg enhancements, we needed that drug just to keep up! Besides, in Genji's own words;>"A sword chooses it's wielder, agent of Talon.... Let's see if you're truly worthy of using that sword." At this point, I'd say we're pretty fucking worthy, drugs or naw.>>2511381Yeah this guy gets it.Better yet we keep the sword, she sneaks in and sees us doing unsavory things with it. Burnt ninja waifu.
>>2511392Well what will she use if not the sword? swords are more her thing.
>>2511407Well she editted this sword, she obviously doesn't care for it. Besides, she'll get another, there's shit lying around in HQ. Vibro swords are a dime a dozen in the future.
>>2511407I’m sure Talon can supply her with a good blade. Just not this blade.
>check into the thread>Mook just up and sword'd Fucking genji to death via murderhobo hyper competence. jesus fuck /qst/.
>>2510477>>2510500>best of 3. DC 10, failure will initiate a scenario>Rolled 14 (1d20)>>2510672UUH what?I mean, we get to play, but did you change your mind or...?
>>2511417Nah my dude we ain't killed him. Just SEVERELY crippled him, WAY more than he already was. We basically Robo-Copped him. >>2511421And you, shut up, be happy for Slim.
>no real, or possibly any, experience with sword fighting>dominate Genji 1v1This is fucking retarded.
>>2511430I AM happy, but I am also very confused.
>>2511431Welcome to being lucky.
>>2511431Mook has shown since thread one that while he's utter shit at social situations, he's a literal walking murdermachine, him handing genji his own ass kinda reinforces this.
>>2511431It was pure brute instinct and the best damn combat drugs on the market.
>>2511431There's also the fact that he just had a duel with Orochi/Midori and we threw him a nade.
>>2511431Well, we played on his arrogance, the fact that the doc probably gave us a mix of cocaine, caffeine, and adrenaline all in one shot, and a superior blade to defeat him at close range right after he’d been hit almost point blank by a frag grenade. It’s not that hard to understand.
>>2511270>>2511274>>2511276fugg deleted a whole 2 post worth of update so the delay will go on a bit longer.
>>2511546Take your time my man, I usually do 4chan posts in word, ctrl+s is invaluable.
>>2511546Also try ctrl+y, it helps.
>>2511546>>2511438It's a good thing our legs are okay.
>>2511546Managing to drive Genji into a corner, I know his choices are severely limited right now. If he decided to fight in ranged combat, he would have to forgo his defence. If he tries to fight in melee combat, he will have to fight handicapped and only with his wakizashi.Realizing this, I quickly moved into the offense, Chayton’s drugs popped. Even with a handicap, Genji proved to be more than a match for me, but his blades is not. After only 5 strikes, the wakizahi gave in and break upon the tampered Shimada’s heirloom sword. Running out of option, Genji increased the distance between us, slinging shurikens while he’s at it.This proves to be insufficient however as Genji failed to hit anywhere vital. probably due to the pain and fatigue caused by his injuries. I caught up on his back and sliced it open, blood spraying out of it, his body falls face first to the ground. Triumphantly, I stepped on the back of his face, further pushing it down.“How ironic, the traitor now killed by the edge of a Shimada family’s heirloom sword. Looks like tonight, you can reunite with your betrayed clansmen.”Before the killing blow can be dealt, an aircraft arrived on the location. It bears Overwatch’s symbol on it, with agents coming out to help our enemies. At the same time however, three trucks of operatives came to our aid, providing suppressing fire for me and Maw to retreat. Maw heavily complied as he was on the edge of defeat against two skilled combatants. A blonde lady wearing an angelic suit is trying to stabilize the cyborg ninja while being protected by a power armour wearing brunette. It’s Brigitte! The area’s getting hot and we have to retreat to prevent anymore operative casualty. What should I do before entering my escape vehicle?> Pick up Genji’s severed arm and taunt them.> Walk away and say nothing.> Declare my name to Overwatch If I want to declare my name, what should they know me as:> Viper (or whatever that is similar to Dario’s alias)> Mook> Write in
>>2512247>[x] Walk away and say nothing.Like a BAD to the ASS!>[x] MookTo rub in the fact that a badass got his ass kicked by a nobody. For the insulting effect.
>>2512247> Walk away and say nothing.>not able to get an ass squeeze or a tea bag> Viper (or whatever that is similar to Dario’s alias)
>>2512247Does the suit muffle or distort our voice? If it doesn't then don't say anything.
>>2512247> Pick up Genji’s severed arm and taunt them.> MookThe rise of the mooks is now...and we really need to train the mooks into being able to perform a dance score while all referring themselves as 'slim shady'. It will be the ultimate disguise.
>>2512279this. our boss fight is someone tryin to identify us from all the other mooks.
>>2512284+1How much more generic can we make our gear?
>>2512247>> Walk away and say nothing.but if we do> Mook
>>2512298dont make ours worse, make our personal mooks gear better
>>2512304Of course, I've made a mistake only a mook would make.Should we give all our mooks shotguns?
>>2512247> Pick up Genji’s severed arm and taunt them.> Viper (or whatever that is similar to Dario’s alias)>Banter"Looks like you've been... DISARMED! I mean he could really use a HAND. Maybe when we meet again he should stay at ARMS length! After all he only meant to give me the finger, NOT HIS WHOLE HAND! No but seriously, I'm keeping your arm, AND your family heirloom sword. You want it back then FIGHT ME SHITMADA! YOU FUCKING WEEB!!">>2512279>>2512284>>2512298Okay guys, hear me out here, while I'd fucking love this, can we REALLY pass up the chance to be named fucking Viper? It'd be like the start of our own terrorist organization... we'd call it... COBRA! How about we save the Slim Shady angle for our alter ego, Mashal Matthers?
>>2512310Now now we gotta put them through tests to see where their talent lies. Create our very own personal elite mooks who all go by Slim Shady and can dance.
>>2512247>>[X] Walk away and say nothing.>[X] Mookmay as well, if we say shit we might get found out by brigitte which would screw us horribly.
>>2512304So you're saying that we should push for turning our own people into Not-Kasrkin. I can dig it.>>2512314I can see it being done for a different Talon character. But let's put the Viper thing on the backburner for the future ideas of identity, like I can see it as a burner ID for when we're out of our standard gear and in the field as a super duper secret agent.
>>2512314It's far more humiliating and hilarious to get your shit kicked in by a guy literally called 'Mook'.Not to mention the real Viper died and we should let him keep it. Though he has a loved one who, I wouldn't be surprised to see crop up again. If they do though have the right to the name much more then we do.
>>2512314Ew. Please no for the creating a different organization. Slim is a hench for life.But I do like your taunt.>>2512342Good point>>2512247Call me Mook! All my friends do.
>>2512262>>2512334+1>>2512319>>2512335You're right.>>2512342On that note, we should visit Mr. Dario's funeral once we're off the hench high.>>2512345>Call me Mook! All my friends do.This sounds familiar.
>>2512357I'm thinking we should bring some flowers or some kind of symbolic keepsake that we can leave at his grave that won't out anyone there as a agent of Talon.
>>2512247> Pick up Genji’s severed arm and taunt them.It’s too good an opportunity to pass up.> Mook
>>2512357Some Flowers, our best dress suit, a small speech and figure our how to tie a neck tie. No bullshit clips.
>>2512247>> Walk away and say nothing.> Mook
>>2512247Can't we take Genji with us? (not just his arm)Mook for now, or say nothing and retreat.
>>2512819From the way it was worded, Genji is already surrounded by Overwatch agents, so if you're feeling extra lucky you're going to have to fight them off to get him.
>>2512838Note to Self: Get Pocket Sand
>>2512850>Implying someone like Slim didn't already order a whole crate before hand.>Implying he didn't stuff his pockets with two or more packs before the mission so he could find an excuse to use it whenever possible.Comon now.We still have an abundance of grenades, throw all of them! Smoke, Flash, explodey, all of em!
>>2512867>Implying we weren't forced to leave 9/10ths of it behind.>Implying we didn't use it all.>Implying Marshall watched King of the HillYou have a high optimism of our character.
>>2512247>> Pick up Genji’s severed arm and taunt them.and> Mook
>>2512888>Implying someone with autism doesn't watch cartoons like Henri and his gang>Implying each bag doesn't come with 2 - 4 uses per bag>Implying he doesn't watch Les Rois du TexasWhere do you think we are in his head?We are his autism
>>2513159>We are his autismAnon that's too deep4me
>>2513185BOOM!You got the same garbage day as me.
>>2513230Well I can say that spoiler was the most unexpected part of my day.
>>2512247>> Pick up Genji’s severed arm and taunt them.>> Mook
>>2512247>> Pick up Genji’s severed arm and taunt them.Only need to pick a name if we declare our name and no one picked that, no reason to vote for that option.
>>2512247>> Declare my name to Overwatch >> Mook
>>2512262 >>2512269 >>2512279 >>2512300 >>2512314 >>2512334 >>2512357 >>2512378 >>2512407 >>2513093 >>2514462 >>2514541Picking up Genji’s severed arm, I decided to taunt the Overwatch agents and the limb’s owner one last time.“Hey look, no hands!”, I said as I waved the arm towards them.“You monster!”Brigitte flung into a fit of rage as she swings her flail at me. It failed to reach my face by a hair’s breadth. She was not able to get any closer due to the operatives’ suppressing fire.“I guess I DISARMED him! A shame really. He’s only an ARM’S length away from beating me. I guess you can say the situation got out of HAND! I need to go now so you gals will have to handle the WRIST!” The blonde lady held back Brigitte from chasing me, instead telling her to guard her while she is healing the cyborg ninja. Brigitte just grit her teeth as she glared at me.“I know you’re still alive Genji! Hear me! I am Mook! If you want your family’s sword back, you will have to pry it off my cold dead body! That is, if you don’t end up a cripple with your back sliced open like that, hah!”Finally entering my escape vehicle, I held my trophy triumphantly, imagining the many cool shit I could do with it. After the many hours of flight filled with nostalgia (and hurt back) as I was cramped with other operatives like a sardine in our plane, I immediately went to check up on Orochi. At the medical room of the HQ, a woman’s body lay rest on a bed, being treated by Chayton and another medic. Her hair is long and black, her limbs are all augmented, but bears much more resemblance to a human’s as opposed to Maw’s. With her toned body, she is clearly made to perform with utmost swiftness in assassinating targets in and out of combat. The Good Doctor and Orochi is having an argument while he is treating her.“I did not ask to be saved!”“You were turning into a liability, needlessly exposing us to Overwatch, fully knowing our position! The Boss did what’s right by saving you, salvaging the situation before we were exposed to more dangers!”My arrival startled both of them out of their heated conversation. Orochi refused to look at my face, while Chayton, as exasperated as ever, asked me to talk some sense into her.> Reprimand her action> Comfort her> Give her the silence she deserved> Write in
>>2515152>> Reprimand her action"You fucked up. Big time. but we'll give you one more chance. Your life is ours now.""Welcome to Talon"
>>2515156Support. This seems reasonable.However, we need to tell Talon about the maintenance guy,the snake symbol which was from an old acquitance and point out the numerous overwatch related newspapers clippings. See if Sombra can investigate on her own
>>2515156Yeah, this works.
>>2515156>>2515210This. And we're keeping the sword.
>>2515210>>2515265Mayhaps we should casually mention to Sombra about the pendent in a discussion to not draw attention?>"Hey Sombra. Did you know that the maintenence guy had this really weird amulet thing? Is he like some sort of cultist super maintenence guy? Because that'd be dope."And then I'd be banking on her searching that out of curiosity.>>2515282I still think it's much to keep her family sword.>>2515152Can we put the hand on ice, or is it a fully cybernetic arm?
>>2515156>>2515210"What you did back then.... I thought you knew better than to use Talon like that!"Orochi is not answering. She is actively ignoring me...."Such a lust for vengeance.... I can understand. No, I empathize with you. I too at the start is driven by revenge. But you must remember Orochi, making vengeance your end goal will only leave you broken and empty. One must live for a much higher calling. I believe that your fate is not yet set in stone, and your destiny might yet change. What I'm saying is..... I don't agree with you throwing your life and talent away like that."Still not getting any of her attention, I presented her family's sword to her. This got her riled up."竜の剣! Give it back to me!""Ryu....no....Ken?""The dragon sword.... the Shimada's family heirloom. It is not yours to keep!""You lost this blade in the duel. I retrieved it and used it to defeat Genji, the man you fail to best in a duel. In my opinion, yes, it is mine to keep."She just gritted her teeth in anger, but unable to really deny what I just said."I saved your life and naturally it is by my orders you live or die. But if you still think your life is still worth living, how about making it your goal to take this sword away from me? For the time being, I will be safekeeping it for the future."Leaving the enraged, but immobilized Orochi with the amused Chayton. I go to report my recent clash with Overwatch to Doomfist who caught wind of it.(Cont.)
>>2515376"I heard that you have defeated an Overwatch agent named Genji. Is it true?""See for yourself.", I said showing Genji's severed arm."Most impressive #2314. You have shown yourself capable of confronting an agent of Overwatch face to face, and came out on top. You are due for a reward Operative, and a reward you shall have, when we are ready to give it to you.""What about the arm. You don't want to keep it Sir Doomfist?""Please, just Doomfist. And no, that is your trophy, do as you please with it.""Then I would like to excuse myself sir."Nodding, Doomfist dismissed me. Before retiring for the day, I decided to buy a drink from the dispenser, only to meet Sombra along the way."Hey, Mook! Good job out there! Got a sweet new katana too huh?""Yep, this baby sliced right through the Genji guy like he's butter. Actually, I doubt this blade can't cut through anything!""Sweet. So, how's the ninja chick doing?""Still angry at me, partly for not letting her die and for taking this sword from her. Hey, funny story. The day before me and my squad gone and recruit that Korean girl, Maw got this idea that our maintenance guy is a spy that's actively sabotaging stuffs in the HQ to drop our morale. Of course, like the loyal troopers that we are, me and my squad gone and ransacked his office for clues. We found stacks of newspaper with Overwatch articles on it, and a strange pendant. It's a.... snake, eating it's own tail by the looks.""A snake eating it's own tail.... could it be....?""Sombra?""Oops, sorry got to go, Mook!", Sombra said before dashing off, looking worried.Well I guess it's time to sleep. What should be on the agenda tomorrow?> Handle the R.O.U.S. problem underground> Recruit new squad members> Rest more
>>2515377> Handle the R.O.U.S. problem underground>rat rat plague God yes yes when?!
>>2515377> Handle the R.O.U.S. problem undergroundI guess we should probably deal with it eventually, before they try and take over the surface world. Maybe we get some sort of intelligent rat recruit, who knows.
>>2515377>> Handle the R.O.U.S. problem undergroundWe Vermitide now?
>>2515390>>2515400>>2515430Volunteering into the comms that my squad will be doing pest control tomorrow, the operatives who were listening breathed a sigh of relief as the last 2 teams sent down there did not come back and all communications are lost between us and them. With that settled, I head on to my room and retire for the day, the sword under my bad and Genji’s severed arm propped upright as a trophy by my bedside cupboard.Waking up the next morning, there are still time before we head into the underground passage beneath the HQ. Maybe I can interact with any Talon personnel currently in HQ.[Social Link time. Choose 3]> Maw and Chayton is holding the line at the vending machine, again.> Young Hee might need some getting used to.> What is Orochi doing right now?> Let’s chat with some mooks hanging around HQ.> Reaper is skulking around.> Wait is that Widowmaker-sama?!
>>2515513> Maw and Chayton is holding the line at the vending machine, again.> Young Hee might need some getting used to.> Reaper is skulking around.Want to let Orochi sulk, and see how Reaper reacted to us taking down Genji.
>>2515513> Let’s chat with some mooks hanging around HQ.We're either impressive as fuck or an uppity little shit. Either way, they WILL be our back up dancers! THEN> Young Hee might need some getting used to.Ask if she can make any improvements to the regular old Talon soldiers armor, something similar to our Viper suit, maybe just have it be for an elite squad, something code named Viper Pit or some shit.
>>2515513Bonus (if these individuals interest you) :> The geneticist known as Moira is currently at HQ, she is one of the council member of Talon.> Sanjay Korpal of Vishkar Corp. is also here.> Miss Eun Ai is here in HQ as Young Hee's translator for the time being.
>>2515513> Maw and Chayton is holding the line at the vending machine, again.> Young Hee might need some getting used to.> Wait is that Widowmaker-sama?!Ah, the Hunt Down The Freeman of Overwatch quests, except not shit
>>2515513>> Maw and Chayton is holding the line at the vending machine, again.>> Young Hee might need some getting used to.>> Reaper is skulking around.
>>2515513>> Maw and Chayton is holding the line at the vending machine, again.>> Young Hee might need some getting used to.> Let’s chat with some mooks hanging around HQ.Let's see what shenanigans our boys are up to then see how Young is adjusting.
>>2515513>>2515525>> Maw and Chayton is holding the line at the vending machine, again.>> Young Hee might need some getting used to.>> Miss Eun Ai is here in HQ as Young Hee's translator for the time being.
>>2515513> Young Hee might need some getting used to.> Maw and Chayton is holding the line at the vending machine, again.> Let’s chat with some mooks hanging around HQ.
>>2515513> Let’s chat with some mooks hanging around HQ.> Young Hee might need some getting used to.> Maw and Chayton is holding the line at the vending machine, again.
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>>2515513> Let’s chat with some mooks hanging around HQ.Mook squad
>>2515513>[X] Maw and Chayton is holding the line at the vending machine, again.You know most people tend to hang around a water cooler. Then again we're not most people.>[X] Miss Eun Ai is here in HQ as Young Hee's translator for the time being.Oh hey, someone who we can sperg around that's not Widowmaker.>[X] Young Hee might need some getting used to.Always make your support members feel welcome and at home.
>>2515513>> Let’s chat with some mooks hanging around HQ.
>>2515513> Let’s chat with some mooks hanging around HQ.We must begin to work on our elite mooks.> Maw and Chayton is holding the line at the vending machine, again.Gotta handle the squad.> Young Hee might need some getting used to.Is new and not what Talon usually goes after.
>>2515513> Young Hee might need some getting used to.She's new and could use a friendly face> Maw and Chayton is holding the line at the vending machine, again.Gotta deal with the squad> What is Orochi doing right now?and that includes our newest teammate
>>2515513> Let’s chat with some mooks hanging around HQ.> Young Hee might need some getting used to.Is the option to hang out with Eun Ai specifically to just hang out with her and not Young Hee? Because I feel like we could do both simultaneously.> Reaper is skulking around.Let's be real, he's going to be absolutely bamboozled by the fact we damn near killed Genji in melee combat even with dope ass combat drugs.
>>2516119>dope ass combat drugs.Man we really should get Chayton an Employee of the Month badge just for those Combat Drugs alone.
>>2515513> Maw and Chayton is holding the line at the vending machine, again.Again?> Young Hee might need some getting used to.We a nice guy>>2515525> Miss Eun Ai is here in HQ as Young Hee's translator for the time being.Might as well, we be talking to her anyways since shes translating.Did we put the arm into a plastic bag and throw it into a freezer? If not then do that too, unless its all robotic, rotted arm is not as cool to have.
>>2516650Could give the arm to Moira. Maybe she can see what makes genji tick and make a countermeasure.
>>2516745Doesn't seem like we are meeting with her so I'm not sure we can do that just yet.Also, no gib, we loan.
>>2516782I meant later but yea definitely loaning. Gotta have a trophy.
>>2516119>reaper has been spending all quest trying to figure out what the actual shit with this guy, as hes both hilariously autistic and a fairly effective murder machine.
>>2516866I wouldn't be surprised if he thought Slim was either a very good or very bad spy infiltrating Talon.
>>2515517>>2515520>>2515525>>2515530>>2515705>>2515717>>2515737>>2515746>>2515797>>2515817>>2515849>>2515906>>2515918>>2515919>>2515924>>2516012>>2516119>>2516650Vote lock, Maw and Chayton along with Young Hee unsurprisingly won. Mooks and Eun Ai vote is tied which I did not expect. I'll just write for both of them too I guess.
>>2517011he might think mook is some government experiment that traded most of his normal mental facilities for the ability to kill shit really well.
>>2518000[Chayton and Maw]First thing that caught my eye in the morning is Maw and Chayton holding the line in front of the vending machine, again. Looks like they are at it again on their inane arguments. I “Like I said doctor, it’s homosexual.”“It’s not gay! They have femi- Oh hello Boss.”Chayton held his tongue as I approached both of them.“You guys do realise that you’re holding the line for the vending machine…. Again.”“Yes, but Chayton here kept on insisting that tr-““Nothing! We were arguing about nothing. Oh yeah, we’re going into the sewers later right? Can I not go since I uhhhh, have claustrophobia yeah!”“I too cannot go. It is cramped in there and my size will only be a hindrance. Furthermore, I am not the in the best condition after our last fight.”> Chayton must go> Maw must go> Both must go
>>2518063>[X] Both must goalso both of you are fags.
>>2518063>>[X] Both must goFlip a coin, that'll decide who's right
>>2518063>Chayton must go>”Come on now Doc, we can’t go in without a healer...and if you have any ideas for traps we could lay it would be appreciated.”
>>2518072>>2518073Maw has a reasonable point. He is Fuck huge and he did fight those two agents himself.>>2518063>Can I not go since I uhhhh, have claustrophobia yeah!> Chayton must goNow I really want him to come along. What you afraid of mutant rats? Anyways get your snacks and get out the line.>>2518075>trapsHeh. Maybe we should bring that up. Chayton sounded like he knows a thing or two about setting up traps.
>>2518063> Both must goFlamethrowers and fireproof suits and independent oxygen tanks for us on the way in.
Maybe if we chatted up some mooks, we could tricked some into going with us.Ask sombra if she can add 3 other mooks to our party.
>>2518063> Chayton must goThe big guy says it himself, he wouldn’t be effective in such cramped confines.
>>2518063>> Chayton must goMaw's got a point. I'd still like for him to be around though, maybe right outside the entrance to the sewers ready to back us up in case shit goes down and the two of us find out that we're in for way more than we bargained for.
>>2518075>>2518091>>2518108>>2518115[Mooks]“No Chayton, you’ll have to follow along on this trip I’m afraid.”“W-What! B-b-but what about Maw!”“He at least have a decent excuse to not go. And come on, the sewers can’t be THAT cramped. Not like you’re supposed to squirm in a hole or something.”Chayton moved along, looking dejected while Maw lingered around the trash can, finishing his orange soda before disposing its container. Meanwhile, a group of three operatives are buying some refreshments while chatting with each other. Two of them are male and the other is female. They all wear helmets though so the only way to discern between the two guys are their heights. When they saw me they immediately greeted me with a salute.“Boss.”, the three operatives said in unison.“Boss? Only my squad mates calls me “Boss”. What gives?”“Well…. You’re the only field leader and operative here that is even remotely notable. Besides, we’ve all heard what you’re capable on the field. You are the de facto lead mook around here.”, the female operative said.“We have a lot of respect for you, sir!”, one of the two male operatives said. He is a bit stiff, but uppity at the same time.“And you, don’t have anything to say?”“Not really, Boss. I tend to keep quiet when I don’t have anything to add.”, the last operative said.> How do you feel about joining my squad? (Recruit)> Are you guys free right now? In a mood for say, sewer diving? (Recruit and bring to sewers)> Don’t call me Boss, especially in front of our superiors. (Don’t recruit them)
>>2518166> Are you guys free right now? In a mood for say, sewer diving? (Recruit and bring to sewers)Female mook you say?
>>2518166>> Are you guys free right now? In a mood for say, sewer diving? (Recruit and bring to sewers)
>>2518166> Are you guys free right now? In a mood for say, sewer diving? (Recruit and bring to sewers)I gotta ask since Overwatch is in the future and anything we know now is old news to them.So who wants to play real life Warhammer Vermintide?
>>2518215>>2518172>>2518177>>2518199[Young Hee and Eun Ai]“Eeeeeeeeh…. Not really. Every operatives in HQ have seen the footage from the last team. I am soooooo not going into that place Boss. ‘Sides, the stink would take ages wear off my body.”, the female operative said with audible disgust in her voice.“Vivian! How could you say that? We’re invited by THE guy that won a one to one duel with that Overwatch cyborg ninja. Don’t listen to her Boss, we would be HONORED to join you!”“Hey! Who elected you as our representative, James? Andre, do something!”“I’m not really against it, if that’s what Boss wants us to do.”“Oh come on……”“Hey, don’t be so down. If you got out in one piece, I’ll put you in my squad okay?”James, getting more excited, thanked me for the chance to prove himself while Vivian rolled her eyes and Andre responding with deafening indifference. Moving on to check on Young Hee in the R&D department of the HQ, she’s working hard with the other mechanists around her, looking more than happy in her work environment. The area is more akin of a really large workshop with different machine parts hung or placed in their respective places. Miss Eun Ai is nearby, today wearing a jumpsuit but with the top part unzipped, revealing her cleavage. That does not looks safe…..> Talk to Young Hee first> Talk to Miss Eun Ai first
>>2518297>> Talk to Miss Eun Ai first
>>2518297Take a photo of her smiling in the workshop. Because when was the last time she was this happy?
>>2518297>Talk to Young Hee first
>>2518297> Talk to Miss Eun Ai first
>>2518297> Talk to Miss Eun Ai firstCan't talk to Young Hee without her as far as we're aware.
>>2518297> Talk to Miss Eun Ai firstBe autistic and zip it up for her and say that's not safe to expose you chest like that.Then talk to Young Hee
>>2518297>> Talk to Miss Eun Ai firstWhat are we gonna do, make play charades with Young?I kinda want it.
>>2518314>>2518329>>2518332>>2518354[Eun Ai]“Oh, if it isn’t Mr. Marshall, or should I call you Boss like the other operatives? Miss Sombra said it’s okay to call you Mook too.”“I…. uh…. I’d rather keep it casual to b-be honest….”Seeing me all flustered by her attire, Miss Eun Ai smiled mischievously, closing the gap between us both and pushing me to a more secluded part of this area.“You don’t have to be so shy around me, Marshall. After all, you are my superior in this organisation.And your wish….”Miss Eun Ai rested her chest on mine and held my cheeks.“….is my command~”Speechless and in a fir of embarrassment, I zipped up her overalls, trying to look as stern as possible.“Y-you’re exposing yourself to w-w-workplace hazard. I will n-not tolerate complacency in per-personal safety, got it Miss Eun Ai?”Giving a light chuckle, she complied.“What an interesting man you are, Marshall. A monster on the battlefield, and a timid boy in front of women. I kind of adore that! Now let’s go shall we? You’re here to talk to Young Hee aren’t you?”As we are walking to Young Hee, Miss Eun Ai whispered one last message to me.“And call me Eun Ai. You insisted that we refer each other casually right?”Still a little bit flustered, Eun Ai asked what I want to talk about with Young Hee.> Ask her how her time in here had been.> Ask her how her mother is.> Ask her if she’s brave enough to work in the field.> Write in
>>2518553> Ask her how her time in here had been.> Ask her how her mother is.
>>2518553>> Ask her how her time in here had been.> Ask her if she’s brave enough to work in the field.
>>2518553> Write inAsk what is her relationship to Young Hee. Is it only translator?How is she working hard with the other mechanists around her? What's the workplace mojo?Know if she made anything cool before we met her, or during her stay with us?
>>2518553> Ask her if she’s brave enough to work in the field.> Ask her how her time in here had been.
>>2518553>> Ask her how her time in here had been.>> Ask her how her mother is.
>>2518553>> Ask her how her time in here had been.>> Ask her how her mother is.>Everyone is starting to call us bossCan't wait until we rise through the ranks some more and start being called BIG BOSS
>>2519180>implyingClearly the title of "Big" can only go to the mook who can succeed our ideals.
>>2519785This Anon gets it.We will be know as The Mook.The person who succeeds us shall be known as Big Mook.
>>2519797Metal Mook Solid: The Phanton PainWe will have our own vidya game exclusive to Talon.
>>2519825We'll have Solid Mook, Liquid Mook and Solidus Mook.But who plays as the Raiden character for Metal Mook: Revengeance?
>>2519833Either Genji or the ninja chick we saved.Does that mean we'll be armstrong and get nano machines someday?
>>2519850No, because if we're The Mook then someone else must become Armstrong.
>>2519874I can see maw being a potential. And I do agree that Orochi could be a good Raiden stand-in.
>>2519888Actually I think Maw would make a better Sundown.
>>2519895What about Doomfist as Armstrong? He's got the drive for it.
>>2519912yeah yeah he would fit the bill. the man is ambitions enough, but instead of nano machines he's just straight up unnaturally tough.
>>2519825Metal Mook Solid 3 - Spagetti Eater Edition
>>2519888Thus far Mook is my current top for Armstrong desu. Nominally normal aside from a screwy morality then suddenly,"Combat Drugs, son."And Sa...Genji loses an arm.
>>2506634>>2507504I was redirected here from my quest literally about Saddam's War Cabinet. Don't make me look like an ass.
>>2520096Oh, and I am stealing these for my own use.
>>2520107Join us in the Spergness.
>>2520113No, the Saddam images. I need one of a war cabinet.>>2520115I already have a quest of sperginess, but thanks for the offer!
>>2520138Oh well, good luck in your own Quest.
>>2520138Link pls I am actually interested in this.
>>2520138You best start the next thread!I am on a watch list because of you.googled one to many weapons and their approx. prices online for the quest.
>>2519797>>2519785>>2519180>>2519825>>2519833>>2519948Catching up, I was just about to post Metal Gear references, but you guys beat me to it.You anons are alright. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U When?
>>2518568>>2518621>>2518624>>2518659>>2518706>>2518751>>2519180[Young Hee]“Her English is still pretty rusty, but I think she wants to speak with you personally. Go on, ask her anything.”, Eun AI said while pushing Young Hee closer to me.I do not know what kind of emotion Young Hee is projecting right now. Nervousness, happiness, fear? I guess I gave her mixed opinions the first time we met.“So, uh, Young Hee. How’s your time here. Other people been treating you well?”“Mr. Chayton said just call you Boss. So… yes Boss! Friends treated me well!”She’s opening up a bit now.“How’s your mother? Is she any better now?”“Yes! Phoned mother yesterday. She feels better now, Boss!”“So, how is working with Miss Eun Ai have been?”“Eun Ai-eonni is very kind to me. Showed me around, comfort and sleep with me. Wish she show less skin though….”“Young Hee, what are you used to make before joining us?”“I used to repair cars. Sport cars. Go fast on the road. Illegal but customer keep mouth tight and police don’t bother us. I repair augments too. Change parts, oil and repair. My old boss teach me and I learn fast!”, she said looking really proud of herself.Looking at the time, I excused myself. I then got ready for our descent into the underbelly of our HQ. Whatever is down there, we will have to stop them from spilling out.[Thread 3 END]Thread 4 is on this weekend. We vermintide next!
>>2520614Thanks for running Red!
>>2520614Great Run DesertRed!
Miss Eun Ai
>>2520614Thanks for the session Red.Say if you're still conscious, would it be possible for us to pick out our gear next session before we channel our inner Sewer Shark next session?
>>2520727Sure, I'll prepare a new and improved weapon catalog next thread.
>>2520723damn the got a ball gag as a necklace. she a kinky ho and i like it.
>>2520728Thanks M8ty, you're alright.>>2520723How odd, I legitimately expected something else in the realms of weeb-land. I guess it's the Office Lady attire that's throwing me off.
>>2520728Would they have any mechanical effect, or are all the weapons that don't have stat modifiers for flavor?>>2520138If you ever get the time to, you should.>>2520219>>2520408Good to find you, purchases anon.>>2519415I figured he would link it or respond, guess not.
>>2520575Hopefully never, why the fuck would you want to subject yourself to the same shit that Boss subjects everyone else to? People are going to misconstrue our will and start a Mook Arms Race against each other in some fucked up version of War and Peace.
>>2520575To be honest it's much better as a running joke amongst players than an actual thing done in the game because so few GM/QMs can pull off that tone well, it also requires that everyone takes it seriously instead of just sprouting old memes off and laughing like seagulls to eachother.